The Osbournes Want to Believe (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Crazy Babies - full transcript

This is "the osbournes
want to believe."

Ozzy: Well, just shut up,
and carry on.

Jack: We may be the first
family of darkness,

But not all of us are true
believers in the paranormal.

They want to believe.

Has a ghost ever
been caught on film?

Yes.

And I have the evidence
that will blow their minds.

I think you're
starting to believe.

Seeing is believing.

- Whoa.
- What is happening?



Oh god, no!

If given the option,
would you...

And it wouldn't really be
abduction if you're willing.

But if aliens were like,

"come get on our spaceship,"
would you?

No. No [bleep] way.

You couldn't pay me enough.

It someone said to you,
"I'll give you a billion dollars

To get on this alien spaceship
for an afternoon."

I'd [bleep] go now.

I'd send you. I'd send you.

How are we feeling today?

Are we feeling like
we're ready to believe?

Absolutely. Cool. Awesome.



Let's kick it off, then.

Alright.
This footage is awesome.

I can't figure it out.

I've watched it repeatedly,
discussed it at length.

Let me see what you guys think.

So, this took place in texas.

This guy leaves his house,
la-de-da, nothing is going on.

His doorbell camera
catches everything.

What?

Did you see that?

I'll play it a few times.
Don't worry.

He gets to the end of the path,

Seems to be frozen for a second,

And poof, he vanishes.

That's [bleep] weird.

Can we just see it again,
'cause I...

You can clearly see
he turned into

Some sort of orb or particle,

And he got sucked up
into the sky.

Alright. What do you guys
think about that footage?

That's [bleep] weird.

How [bleep] weird is that?

Did he come back?

He did come back.

Everything was really fuzzy.

Whoa.

No, he said that there was
a weird time blip.

Okay, so, are you saying
the time code on the film...?

Yeah.

The timecode wasn't...
He lost time.

Do we know how long
he was gone for?

12 minutes, or something.

Let me ask this question.

He went whoosh. Yes.

When he came back, where was he?

He was in his driveway.
He was exactly where he...

So, it was almost like time,
for him, didn't stop.

Okay, so, he just carried on,
and went to the car.

So, he goes down his driveway,
he goes whoosh for 12 minutes.

Yeah.

And when he comes back
he's still on his driveway?

Yes. That's [bleep] weird.

Yeah. I interviewed
two people recently

About them being abducted,
and this one guy,

I mean, he was so not
full of [bleep].

He was, like, bawling, crying
when I was interviewing him.

His story, like, this thing has
happened to him his entire life.

Were they mean to him?

They did a lot
of experiments on him.

But he'd been sober for,
like, 10 years.

Like, I don't know
anyone sober for 10 years...

Really sober for 10 years...

That was gonna make up that
I've been abducted by aliens,

'cause you just get
[bleep] laughed at.

Woogie boogie scale?

Where would you categorize it?

If this was...

If it was true, a 10.

If it was true, 11.

Now, using your kind of
objective minds.

6. 6?

5. Okay.

My thinking on it... or I guess
what I'm choosing to believe,

Is that if you have
a civilization that say,

Is a million years
older than us,

They've got a million years
more technology.

And if they can travel
across the universe,

Surely they can just go...

How long have we been
on the earth?

In our current state?

No, I mean man.

Oh, man? How old is jesus?

Civilization as we know it is
only about 6,000 years old,

But there's a whole theory,
by the way,

Is that we're on
our third go around.

So, as modern
archeology is, like,

Finding older and older
civilizations,

They're thinking that we're on
our third go around as humans.

Like, we've been
really advanced before,

And we've destroyed ourselves.

And then, we've been
really advanced,

And we've destroyed ourselves.

Oh, I believe that. I do, too.

I mean, there's that place in
turkey... was it gobekli tepe...

And it's this crazy
massive structure

Which pre-dates the egyptians.

Why? What did
they find in there?

Just, like, this guy was [bleep]
digging, and whatever,

And he found this place.

It's older than anything.

They've re-written the books.

Pre-dates stonehenge.
Pre-dates everything.

And they have no understanding
as to why or how.

And then, in africa, they found
these 100,000-year-old

Nuclear reactors.

Get out. I swear to you.

They're primitive
nuclear reactors.

They've got uranium,
and there were mined tunnels

Where water would pump into it.

And so, they're like,

"this is a [bleep]
rudimentary nuclear reactor.

Mm-hm.

Alright, well, alien abduction.

Now, this next clip I love,
and it's [bleep] mind-boggling.

And, alright, so,
you've heard of

The loch ness monster,
obviously.

Well, there's another lake,
loch foyle, and it's in ireland.

These guys are on
a fishing trip,

Just hanging out, and they
capture something on film

That no one could explain.

Other witnesses were fishing,
as well, saw it.

They can't explain what it was.

Scientists, zoologists...

Night or day?

Day. Clear as day. Just watch.

I don't even know
what the [bleep] it is,

But it's alive,
that's the thing.

So, everything seems normal.

They're fishing.

And this emerges from the water.

Man: What's that?

Man #2: Dad, look over
there, quick!

What is it?

- What is that?
- Can you see it?

It's like a big giant head.

It's going very quickly,
whatever it is.

Yeah. And then, look,
you see a blow hole.

Man: Look at the size of it.

Look, this [bleep] guy is like,
"[bleep], what is that?"

Look at that thing.
It looks like a...

A giant crocodile.

...Dinosaur, yeah.

Now, look how big this thing is

Compared to the fishing boat
and that guy.

It's massive.

That thing is huge.

See the little, like, puff of...

Yeah.

And this guy. I'm baffled.

This guy's like,
"what the [bleep]?!"

Was it always meant
to have been...

No. There's been no reports
of anything in this loch.

Okay. It's not like nessie,

Where people have gone there

For hundreds of years
looking for it.

Some random thing.

Huh. Isn't that weird?

Yeah. It's very...
Can we see it again?

Yeah.

Imagine being on that tiny boat.

If there's ever a time
to say it, this is it.

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

That's [bleep] weird.

Look at that.

Like, you can see almost like,
it almost looks like the head,

The eyes, there's, like,
its nose, here.

Is that a head?

They're not dragging something
through the water, are they?

How could it be something
dragging something?

What could be that strong

It could be pulling
something that size?

And you would see a cable,
or a rope, or something.

Do you know what it might be?

What?

Okay.

It might be a submarine
with a fake top on it.

Just to screw with people.

Yeah.

Possibly.

But how would a submarine
get into the loch?

Yeah, surely someone
would have seen it.

It's a russian submarine.

It's the russians?

♪♪

Woogie boogie scale?

Mom?

I think my submarine
is the theory.

Okay. With a fake top on it.

Alright.

I'll give that a 9.

That's a 9 for you.

I mean, we went to loch ness
when we were younger,

On a little nessie expedition.

That was fun.

But the thing about loch ness is
it's a whole industry.

Yeah.

Yeah. People would be like
"[bleep] that lake."

No, but it's been going on
for so many years

The thing would have
to be dead anyway.

Yeah.
No, but if they say it's dead,

Nobody's gonna go.
They're gonna say...

No, I think because it's
got such a history to it,

And there's...
No, but if it's [bleep] dead,

Nobody's gonna go
and see it, are they?

But it can't possibly
still be alive.

[bleep]

What I'm saying is,
if they say it was there,

And it died or you're saying
he [bleep] off,

Or he got a new job,
or whatever the [bleep],

People are gonna stop going.

A new job. He moved to ireland.

Yeah. He's now in loch foyle.

He got head hunted by a...

Yeah, a new firm. Yeah.

From the irish,
from the scottish.

Your jaws might hit the floor
with this next one.

Oh [bleep].

That's [bleep] wild.

Have you guys ever messed
with a spirit board?

Yes. Something very
[bleep] up happened.

Alright.

I mean, is there a story
you want to share?

♪♪

Ozzy: Why has your camera
got fur?

Man: It's for the microphone,
just to kind of...

I thought it was,
like, a hairy camera.

I've never seen
a hairy camera before.

Hairy. That's old.

[ laughs ]

Goes to the same
hairdresser as mom.

[ laughter ]

It's a sharon camera.

Man: Take a close photo of you.
Yeah, there you go. Yeah.

Great.

Do you believe that dogs have,
like, a soul and a spirit?

Yes. I do.

Because they're just like us.

It's been documented that,
when people have died,

The dogs sleep
on the grave of them.

Yeah. Well, you know why.

It's because they have
such a good sense of smell,

They can probably smell
6 feet down, you know?

Maybe so, yeah.

"that's my owner."

Now, when your dogs have died,

Did you ever feel,
like, their presence?

No.

Mom, you used to go sit
by minnie's grave a lot.

Mm-hm.

That before the van come,
and took your mom away.

[ laughs ]

Now, you're hanging out in bed.

All of a sudden,
you hear something.

And you look, and it's one of
your dogs that's died.

Would you be freaked out?

No. Not at all.

A person, yes. A dog, no.

I'd sell tickets.

[ laughs ]

I would... okay.
You'd be scared?

Well, no,
I don't know, actually.

Oh, I would be like...

I mean, we've had
that many [bleep] dogs,

The bed would be full of ghosts.

Alright.

Okay, I got three clips
for you all in one.

All of them are ghost dogs

Coming back
to visit their owners.

This one is from
lancashire, England.

The family's dog had just died,

And the family captured this
dog-like entity in their house

That was the same shape
and size as that dog.

Oh yeah, dog.

Oh, look at that dog.

Right. It clearly
looks like a dog.

Next one comes from
north carolina.

Just one week after the dog
they had for 12 years died,

They captured this.

Again, same exact shape and size

As the dog
that had just passed away.

Is that a drain?

That looked like an air vent.

Yeah.

And this last ghost dog clip
took place in ohio.

This one's weird.

This couple recently
lost their dog.

They were looking
at their security footage,

And they saw this.

Once again, same exact size
and shape of the dog

That had just died.

That looks like a dog.

But it follows the sidewalk.

I don't believe this.

Camera glitch.

I did say before that I do
believe in people's soul,

And I think that your soul
can come back.

And so, why not with a dog?

Yeah.

Don't want the ghost of baldrick

To come shower diarrhea [bleep]
all over the yard again?

We had so much fun
with old baldie, didn't we?

Oh, the bestest dog
in the world.

It's the worst with dogs.

Alright, well,
woogie boogie scale?

3. 3?

Yeah, a 3.

I want to believe,
'cause I want it to be real.

Okay.

Seeing is believing.

You guys know what
a spirit board is?

Yeah. Okay.

Have you guys ever messed
with a spirit board?

Yes. No.

No? Yes.

I don't [bleep] around
with things like that.

But you wouldn't try it again?

No.

Hm.

Okay.

Now, this next clip is someone
doing a spirit board,

And things getting
kind of intense.

Woman: What's your name?

This one is wild.

These are three adults,
not kids playing around,

Who want to see if they
can contact the dead

Through a spirit board.

"fear."

They contacted
something, alright.

Woman: What do you want?

Oh, my god!

Something rattles
the entire house.

There was no trace
of an explosion.

They couldn't find
the source of the boom.

And to this day,
they have no explanation

As to what could
have caused that,

Other than
a demonic entity. Duh.

Have you ever
used a spirit board?

A few times, yeah.

With people that you trust?

Yes. Absolutely.

I've had some experiences
where nothing have happened,

And I've had other experiences

Where it was, like,
flying all over the place.

Wow.

Where would you rate this
on the woogie boogie scale?

Mom, for you?

4. 8.

8. Okay.

[no sound]

And write "yes" or "no"
with a glass.

Oh, you would make it
yourself, essentially.

Yeah, yeah. Oh.

I've done that, as well, too,

And had pretty cool
stuff happen.

There is, like,
an actual, like, deity

Associated with
the spirit board.

What? It's called zozo.

I don't really know
the history of it,

But that's apparently
who is communicating with you

On all spirit boards.

Well, give this one a look.

This is this other
spirit board video

And it might have you believing.

This one is pretty damn creepy.

Typical setting,
girls sleepover,

Messing around with
a spirit board, as you do.

But in this case, they got way
more than they bargained for.

Look at that.
Her eyes are literally

Rolling back into her head.

And her friends are
pretty freaked out, as well.

Oh [bleep].

That's [bleep] wild.

She's either the best actress
in the world,

Or having a seizure,

Or she was unwillingly possessed
by a demonic entity.

People think it's a game.
It's not a game.

It's sold as a [bleep] game
in some places.

I mean, is there a story
you want to share?

Not really.

Okay. Fair enough.

So, it was clearly
something prolific.

Something very
[bleep] up happened.

Alright. Fair enough.

1 to 10 on the woogie boogie?

3.

I give that a 9.

That's a 9 for you?

Yeah. Okay.

So you believe.

Yes. Alright.

Check out this other
spirit board video.

I went and did an investigation
at this location.

Actually, it was the last place

I investigated
before quarantine.

Really? Yeah.

Alright. This is
the hotel monte vista,

Which is in flagstaff, arizona.

And a family was in a room,

And they had a very
interesting experience

While doing a spirit board.

We did a spirit board,

And we had a really
interesting experience.

I mean, the planchette
was like...

Like, shooting
across this board.

Was it spelling anything out?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

It was saying,
"get the hell out of here."

It was saying,
"I would like a large soda,

A cheeseburger, french fries."

Alright. Hotel monte vista.

Man: Ask the question, kiddo.

If you are here,
move the rocking chair.

So, a family is staying
in this haunted hotel.

They're in the most
paranormally famous room.

And the dad decides to break out
the good old spirit board.

Man: Alright. Alright.

That was just
a child's voice we heard.

That was the daughter
who screamed.

That's [bleep] weird.

I'll tell you what,
when I was there

I felt all sorts of dark energy,

So I know how freaked out
those kids are.

So, I interviewed the guy
who filmed it.

Yes.

At the time, he was
live-streaming that,

So, people had said
"oh, that's fake,

You had a string.
You had this. You had that."

And people tried to mimic it,

And use, like, you know,
almost invisible fishing wire.

And they couldn't replicate
the exact movement of the chair.

Can we see it again... Yeah.

...Please. Thank you.

Man:
You ask the question, kiddo.

If you are here move
the rocking chair.

Man: Hold on. Hold on. Hold on,
hold on. Hold on.

Have you ever experienced
anything paranormal

In a hotel room?

I don't know.

No. I don't think so.

What about the time you were
naked in the hallway?

Which one?

[ laughs ]

I wouldn't have put
my kids through that.

I wouldn't have let my kids
be party to that.

Oh, I would. No, you wouldn't!

You brought me
on [bleep] ozzfest,

And you wouldn't let some kids

Play with a spirit board
in a hotel room?

Jack, that's not fair.

I had a great time.

Yeah, those kids were terrified.

Like I said, not a good thing
to do with kids.

On the woogie boogie scale,
I'd put that at about 6.

6 on the woogie boogie?

I think that's a respectable
number to give it.

Yeah, 6. Alright.

We actually sell
ozzy osbourne spirit boards.

Go to ebay. You can find them.

Yep.

I've never heard any pilot go,
"watch out, mate,

'cause there's ball
lightning going on."

Are you going to sleep again?

Get on with it.
I've been awake since 4 o'clock.

He comes down here
every time asleep.

Do you want a coffee?

No. Do you want a coca cola?

- Jack, we have a coffee.
- You want to fly in a coffee?

No.

How about a cup of tea?

No. Just shut up, and carry on.

♪♪

Waiting on sound.

♪♪

Woman: Oh, sorry.

He's back in the toilet.

- Yeah.
- Alright. Let's go.

We good?

[ woman speaks indistinctly ]

- Byron, you good?
- Yeah, awesome.

Okay.

This is episode 105, take deuce.

Taking a deuce.

Alright, this is a ufo
over saratov.

Where? I think it's russia.

Here's the thing...

It's kind of like what
we've seen a ton before.

Spotlights in the sky?

Not spotlights. Look at this.

Do you see the group of ufos
just above the building?

They're clearly flying
in some sort of formation,

Which tells me there is
some intelligence

Behind whatever they are.

There's barely any wind,

Yet these things are
whipping across the sky,

So they can't be lanterns,
or something like that.

And look, they still keep the
same formation the entire time.

Have you ever seen
anything like that?

It's ball lightning.

There's no clouds.

Ball lightning.

Okay, so,
what is ball lightning?

It's a freak thing that happens.

The pressure of something
in the atmosphere

Causes electric stuff.

Yeah, I've seen
ball lightning footage,

And it literally looks like
a ball of light floating around.

Does it flash on and off?

No, it just looks like
a ball of electricity.

If I was to look up and see
that, I'd be very questionable.

If there is such a thing
as ball lightning,

That would explain it,

But I've never seen
ball lightning.

And it happens only at night,

Ball lightning,
or in the day, too?

Well, if it's in
the [bleep] daytime

You can't see it, can you?

Well, yes, you could see
a floating something.

We did see something
in the daytime.

Alright, no domestic arguments.

It's questionable.

You know, doing the show
with you guys,

And watching all this footage,
it all looks so similar.

Like, so, there is
an unknown phenomenon

Occurring with these balls
of light flying around the sky.

Like, what the [bleep] is it?

All over the world.

All over the world.
From russia to asia, israel.

So, therefore,
it's got a good chance

Of being something explainable.

My thing is,
why is there no real

Viable explanation to it yet?

Ball lightning.

So, you think
a natural explanation

For all these...
Could it be aliens?

It could be aliens.
But aliens, ball lightning,

I'd go for the ball lightning.

Alright. Fair enough.

Woogie boogie scale?

5. 5.

Yes.

On the scale, I'd put that at 5.

Okay. Alright. Fair enough.

Next.

This appears
in a bit of a flash,

And it diverts an airplane.

I've never heard any pilot go,
"watch out, mate,

'cause there's ball
lightning going on."

Watch this.

Man: Look a that.
What the [bleep] is that?

It's not moving at all.

So, this guy in australia
is filming this ball of light

Just sitting there...
Not moving, not flickering,

Not doing anything,
for over 40 minutes.

That's freaky, man.

- You sure it's not a star?
- No. It's oval.

Ozzy: Ball lightning.

Just not moving for 40 minutes.

Ball lightning. Look.

Okay. I get it.

Everything light
is ball lightning.

But have you ever heard of ball
lightning diverting a airplane?

Wow.

That's weird.

Yeah. That airplane you see
actually had to change course

To avoid this ufo.

Do you still think
this is ball lightning?

That's [bleep] weird.

Now, if you think
that's [bleep] weird,

After 40 minutes,
the ball starts to move.

That looks [bleep] weird,
doesn't it?

It does. Yeah, it does. It does.

That's a [bleep] weird one.

That's very weird.

Do you know what?

Yeah. It just floated on.

See, I think that
the aliens are...

If you're gonna send
something the speed of light,

What can travel
the speed of light?

Light.

So, what if they have
this technology

Where they can put everything
that we would put into a drone,

As far as, like, being able
to, like, take pictures,

And send information...

What if they know how to
utilize that as light?

And they're sending
this ball of light,

The speed of light
across the galaxy, to earth,

To check [bleep] out.

Yeah, okay. But why us?

Because [bleep]
we have ozzy osbourne.

Woogie boogie scale, what do you
guys think about that footage?

That's quite convincing.

Yeah. Yeah?

7.

Alright. You'd give that
a woogie boogie 7.

Yeah. Alright.

Mom?

8.

8. Okay.

Yeah, I like that one.

Although, it did look like
a giant donut for a minute...

Like a flaming donut.

Do you think
that pilot was like,

"[bleep]. Don't say anything.
Eyes forward.

Didn't see it. Didn't see it."

I know nothing.

I think they do.

Yeah, in the bloody cabin
they do.

You might want to hold onto
your blankies for this next one.

Wow.

That's weird.

Do you believe
in alien abduction?

No. I do.

I absolutely do.

You know what I kind of equate
being abducted to...

You know when you get
put out for surgery

And you feel like you
close your eyes, and you open.

What if they have
some kind of technology

That does that to you?

I know what it's called.

Jesus juice.

No, jackson juice.

No, it's jesus juice.

Jackson juice.

Jesus juice is wine.

Jackson juice is propofol.

Oh.

Do you remember when we did
the zero gravity airplane?

Yeah. Loved it.

How cool was that?

That was great.

Oh, god. Here we go.

Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go.

Chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug.

Woman: That is paranormal.

Yes, it is. Is that real?

No, that was ball coffee.

You gonna butt chug
the next one?

That's where the coffee
gets thrown at you.

No, butt chug is when you
pour it up your [bleep].

Oh. Okay.

Okay, so, you know, people
often think, like, hauntings,

Like an old hospital,
or a house.

But they happen in, you know,

Brightly lit tattoo parlors,
as well, allegedly.

We have a tattoo studio ghost.

So, this took place in the uk.

You see that guy, there,
on the right?

He's the tattoo artist.

And you see those things
on the shelf, right there,

Just above his head.

Watch them closely.

Three different items,

One being a heavy
bluetooth speaker,

Fall from the shelf,
with nobody around it.

And they fall at a
slightly different time.

So, it wasn't like
there was one thing

That pushed them all off,
or a string that was attached,

And pulled them off
at the same time.

How do you explain that?

There's something very odd
about this, to me.

[ laughs ]

I mean, he did get
a rap round the head.

[ laughs ]

So, what do you think
of that one?

Somebody could have been
hammering on the wall,

On the other side
of the wall, or something.

But I will say this, though...
There's an awful lot of objects

That did cascade off there.

And even the water bottle
at the end, the cup of water,

That just kind of tips.

Yeah, but, I think
you could wire up that.

Yeah?

Woogie boogie scale?

2.

2?

1. Okay.

When you used to get tattoos,

Did you go to tattoo parlors,
or would they just come to you?

I went to tattoo parlors.

I used to go to one on sunset,
opposite the hyatt house.

That's where I got
this big blue one.

Are you gonna get a tattoo, mom?

I wanted to get one on the back
of my neck... a heart.

Yeah? Yeah.

You know you can't put a bumper
sticker on a ferrari, though.

You're so bad.

My ferrari can have
whatever she wants.

Thank you.

Alright, next one.

We have a...
Oh yeah, a vape store.

The glass breaks in
a haunted vape store.

It's the countertop.

And this happened
more than one occasion,

And been caught on camera.

And the guy was so traumatized

By everything that kept
happening, he quit.

Go on. Alright.

This shop has experienced a hell
of a lot of paranormal activity.

For the most part,
it was all small stuff,

Until this happened.

Wow.

That would scare
the [bleep] out of me.

That's [bleep] weird.

Isn't that odd?

Yeah.

Keep your eyes on that
countertop, right there.

Nobody's near it.
Nothing is around it.

Nothing is on top of it.

That's pretty wild.

That's [bleep] weird.

Shortly after that,
a different employee

Is at the shop,

And it happened again
to a different cabinet.

Wow.

That's weird.

The guy was so
freaked out, he quit.

And that was the last day
he ever worked there.

He's like, "[bleep] this place."

I'd be with him.

It's a different cabinet
this time.

Yeah. Yeah.

That one first,
and then this one the second.

Yeah.

That's [bleep] weird.

Where was that filmed?

Phoenix, arizona.

That's weird.

Do you think it was, like,
the ghost of someone

That just wanted to get
their vape life on?

And anti-drug person.

It's tobacco. It's not weed.

Oh.

Yeah, it's tobacco vapes.

How do you know?

'cause it's not a weed shop.

Vape is not a weed shop.

A vape shop is not a weed shop.

Okay.

That's a weed shop.

Have you ever had things
randomly, like, shatter?

No.

If you look at the first one,
where the guy's sat,

I think there's something
attached to his leg.

I don't think so.

'cause you would see it.

Look.

Okay, look. Watch his leg.

His leg didn't move
until the end.

Oh, you're right.

You'd [bleep] yourself, right?
"oh, my boss is gonna kill me."

"he's never gonna believe me."

Is there a source of heat,
like a light, in that cabinet?

I did think that,
but I don't think so,

'cause on the second
one that cracks...

But the second one,
it's just one...

It's not the same one,
it's a different one.

Let's go back.

It's that one first,
and then this one next.

It doesn't look like
there's a light in there.

Look, there's no light.

That's [bleep] weird.

That's very weird.

Woogie boogie scale?

That's very weird.

7. 7, okay.

I could go 8, easy.

8? Alright.

8 on the woogie boogie.

Alright. [speaks indistinctly]

Okay.

Pee break. He filmed it?

Woman: Yeah, we'll just
hold on a second.

I guess that clip scared
the [bleep] out of my dad.

We'll be right back
after this toilet break.

At night, I just
hear weird things,

Like scratching in the walls.

Shut up. Aree's recorded it.

I've got recording of, it sounds
like scratching in the walls.

That's [bleep].
That's very weird.

Hey, everyone, it's jack.

And my dad.

Top of the morning to you.

And my mother.

And we are coming to you
from the set

Of "osbournes want to believe."

Do you guys believe yet?

Not really.

We're waiting to believe.

A ghost, a ghost.

There's a ghost
of a dog there. Look.

It's all gone mad.

Alright, this...

Okay. - Sorry, you guys.

In flagstaff, there was
this english pub there,

Down the street from the hotel.

We went for dinner one night.

Sharon: Go on.

Probably the best english
pies I've had in america.

No. In arizona?

And it was awesome.

And all they served was pies.

It was brilliant.

Are you cold in here?

Freezing. It's freezing in here.

Wondered why they got
the [bleep] blankets here.

Cuddles. Let's get you all cozy.

Aww. There we go. Cozy.

[indistinct]

You might want to hold onto
your blankies for this next one.

When we were kids, did we ever
say we would see ghosts?

No. You never did things like,

"I'm talking to my friend."

"what friend?"
"this friend, here."

There was none of that,
you know?

But you didn't like
your bedroom.

No. That was in beale house.

In beale house, yeah. Yeah.

But then, I would
sleep in my bedroom

When we moved to, like, here.

I remember sleeping alone
in my bedroom.

Oh yeah.

I never liked
spending time in that room.

No. Alright.

Let's roll this.

This took place in michigan.

This family moved
into a new home.

The baby is having
kind of a tough time

Going to sleep at night,

So the parents reviewed
the baby-cam footage,

And were scared [bleep]
of what they saw.

Look at it again.

Can you see it right there?

It looks like
a full-bodied apparition.

No. No.

Camera glitch.

And the baby... look at it pop
its head up at the same time.

Oh, I'd have gone that night.

You'd have gone that night?

Oh yeah, I would have
got the baby. "see you."

And if that wasn't bad enough,
it just got worse from there.

A few days later,
the baby wakes up

With scratches
all over her face.

No, come on.
Scratches on a baby's face.

Babies scratch their face
all the time.

It can only be
a little hangnail,

And it causes a lot of damage.

What would you rate that?
Woogie boogie scale?

Not convinced.

I'm not convinced at all.

4. That would be a 1 for me.

Mm. Fair enough.

Do we believe
in poltergeists, though?

Yes. I know you do.

I married one.

Well, things do go
flying in the night,

But that depends on you.

Yes, it depends if I
do everything right.

M'lady. Yeah.

Yes, m'lady. Yes, m'lady.

Yes, m'lady.

I actually,
at my house, you know,

We've been having, like,
weird things happen at my house.

I actually had
a structural engineer

Come to my house the other day,
'cause at night,

I just hear weird things,
like scratching in the walls.

Shut up, jack.
Aree's recorded it.

I've got recording of...

It sounds like scratching
in the walls.

That's [bleep].
That's very weird.

I want to believe
that dogs have souls.

I know one thing that dogs
have got... ass[bleep].

Hi, mom.

Hi, jackie boy.

What are we doing?

Well, what I'm doing is waiting

To be convinced
on the supernatural.

Okay.

That's what I'm doing.
What are you doing?

I'm here trying to convince you

That things are not
as they seem.

Okay.

And also,
ozzy's in the bathroom.

Yes. Dad is taking a piss.

He'll be back.
And then, we'll convince him.

This next one...
Ooh, this one's weird.

Ghost walking.

Now, you've been to asia, right?

Yes.

So, you've seen how kind of...
You know, traffic in asia

Isn't like it is here.

I mean, cars go everywhere,

People are walking out
on the street.

This footage was captured
in papua new guinea,

And it was taken
from a traffic camera.

And just watch this ghost
walking in the street.

Pay attention to the figure
on the street corner

In the lower left.

Something clearly starts
to walk across the street,

But right in the middle,
it suddenly floats away.

That's [bleep] weird.

Yeah. Weird and terrifying.

Firefly.

I thought "bug," initially.

No. But you can see legs.

Yeah, you...
I'm not really sold on that.

So, you know,
there is this theory

That entities can get trapped

In a loop at the location
of their death.

And usually, some type
of trauma is involved.

That would make
complete sense in this case.

It would not surprise me at all

If this entity was killed by
a car in that exact location.

For me, what stood out is,
you can almost see the gait.

Yeah, you can see that.

So, the woogie boogie scale,
so what do we think?

What would you rate that?
I think it's a firefly.

It's not convincing
enough for me.

That's 4 for me.

A 4?

5. Okay.

Alright. Fair enough.

Righty-ho, then.

Righty-ho, then.

Out of everything
we showed you today,

Where would you rate it
on the woogie boogie...

The whole episode?

The whole episode is about a 6.

A 6, as far as believability.

5, 6.

I think the light... the alien
one with just the one light

That was stationary for
45 minutes... I liked that one.

I want to believe
that dogs have souls.

And that was pretty good.

I know one thing that dogs
have got... ass[bleep].

Are we believers yet?

Not quite.

Not quite.

Alright, well,
we can provide that.

If you at home have any footage

That you feel
could be paranormal,

Upload it online, and use
the hashtag #osbournesbelieve,

And we'll give it a look.

You never know.
It might make the cut.

♪♪

Ozzy: Oh, [bleep].

If I saw that I would,
[bleep] a rock.

How are we feeling today?

Are we feeling like
we're ready to believe?

Absolutely. Is that real?

Man: All aboard
the osbourne crazy train!

Ozzy: Well, if it's in
the [bleep] daytime,

You can't see it, can you?

Ball lightning.

If it was true, a 10.

If it was true, a 11.