The Osbournes Want to Believe (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Back on Earth - full transcript

Roll the cameras!

I think
poltergeists are explainable.

Like there's one behind me now,
I can feel it.

Jack: We may be the first
family of darkness,

but not all of us are true
believers in the paranormal.

They want to believe.

Has a ghost
ever been caught on film?

Yes. And I have the evidence
that will blow their minds.

I think you're
starting to believe.

Seeing is believing.

- Whoa.
- What is happening?



Oh, god, no.

[ thunder cracks ]
[ ozzy laughs maniacally ]

how's everyone feeling today?

Good. Haunted.

Do you feel like
you're ready to enter this

with a child-like
sense of wonder?

Yes. Absolutely.

Are we cozy? Yeah.

Ready. Emotionally strong?

Yes. I'm ready.
I can take anything.

I want to be terrified.

Oh, god.
Just look in the mirror.

Oh.

What?



Alright, this first clip,

oh, you guys will like this one.

Or you might not.

Nope. It is a wolf
attacking a dog.

Yes.

I should say, it's a dire wolf.

What's a dire wolf?

Dire wolves were a massive
prehistoric creature

and it would prey
on large animals, horse, bison.

In what country?

England, america, canada.

Let's give it a look.

The guy who shot
this was on a fishing trip.

Where was this? In canada.

Northern saskatchewan,
middle of nowhere.

He saw this hairy thing
crouched in the woods,

so he went to check it out,
as you do.

It's a bear.
It's definitely not a bear.

[bleep] bear.

So, this guy continues
to get a little closer

to get a better
look at this thing.

And out of nowhere,
someone's dog spots it

and starts barking at it.

[ dog barking ]

and whatever this thing is,
it was not having it.

[ barking ]

oh, [bleep], that thing is big!

Yeah, still think it's a bear?

I mean it doesn't move like
any bear I have ever seen.

Granted, I'm not a bear expert.

[ barking ]

man: Hey! No.

Oh, it didn't.

No, it didn't get the dog, no.

No, it didn't get the dog.

The dog survived.

That was scary.

But that could take a child.

Do you think it's a regular wolf
or would you say,

do you think
it could be a dire wolf?

Somebody said to me,
oh, look, that's a dog,

I'd go yeah, [bleep]
I believe you.

[ laughing ]

looks real to me.
That looks [bleep] real.

That thing was big.
Yeah. Alright.

If I saw that,
I would [bleep] a rock.

What would you do
if you saw that thing?

Mum would be like,
"I would want to go pet it."

no, she would go [bleep].
I would.

You don't like big dogs, though.
I do.

Well you don't like my big dogs.
Why?

I do like your dogs.

How can I not like your dogs?

Of course I do. Oh, do you?

Yeah, storm, that was a big dog.

Storm was a big dog.

But doug's the best.

Doug is the best dog.

My doug-a-lofagus.

Yeah, doug is the best dog.

You know mum, she likes
[bleep] anything

with a nose and a [bleep].

Oh, well, there's plenty
of those walking around.

So, on the jack osbourne
woogie boogie scale of scary,

1 being the least scary,
10 being the most,

where would you categorize
this clip?

That's about...

8. 8.

[ applause ]

looks like we're getting to 'em.

Now, this is a... this is a very
dog-heavy episode for you guys.

Good.
This is a dog inspecting an orb.

Do you know what an orb is?

Yes. What's an orb?

An orb is like
a weird energy ball

which they think are ghosts.

Or that's how ghosts
could appear.

Okay, okay.

So, this lady
in las vegas woke up

and saw that something
had triggered

her security camera overnight.

When she looked
over the footage,

it seems like she captured
some kind of orb.

I hear what you're saying,
but just look at it.

Look at it closely.

It goes behind the post,

which is probably
about eight feet away,

so it's bigger than you think.

Look at it compared
to the size of that chair.

No, it's [bleep]...

Well, it was big enough
to trigger the motion sensor.

And as you can see there,

it looks like whatever
that thing is,

it caught the dog's
attention as well.

It stopped right in that spot.

♪♪

No, no, no, no.

The only thing that
makes it look a bit real

is because it went
behind the post.

Yeah, I think
it's something explainable.

But what about the dog
checking it out?

No, the dog was just out
sniffing before it went to bed.

The dog just stopped
where it stopped.

It was just...
Just doing it's thing.

Do you think the dog
just took a [bleep].

Yeah, definitely.

It was dreaming about [bleep]
dolphins, you know.

[ harp playing scale ]

[ dolphin squeaking ]

so, not a ghost, probably
an insect, optical illusion.

Yeah, yeah.

[ sad trombone ]

alright, this, mum,

I've picked this one
especially for you.

It's slightly cute,
but mostly terrifying.

Like the one
from those kids in England.

- Right up there.
- Insect or something.

- Oh my god.
- Oh.

The kids, oh, my god.

Yes. Now, we'll start by this.

What would you do
if the dogs started

just going crazy
in the house for no reason?

I'd go and check
what is going on

because there's
something going on.

They just don't go
crazy for no reason.

There's always a reason
and I'd go check.

But mind you,
a dog can hear something

coming down
the [bleep] road, you know.

Yeah, but I'd still
go and check.

All right. You would?

Well, check this out.

Okay.

- Phoebe, come here.
- So, a man on ontario, canada,

was filming his dogs
in his bedroom

one night, you know, as you do.

He left his camera
still rolling in his bedroom

and he took them outside.

Check out what the camera caught
while they were away.

Keep your eyes on the door.

Nope, it's definitely
not burglars.

See the shadow figures
moving across the door frame?

And look how the picture
frame shakes on the wall.

No, that's phony.

Just wait.

A few weeks go by

and then the pets start
acting really weird.

Man: Are you okay?
What do you hear?

She's a girl. Phoebe, come here.

You okay, girl?
What's the matter?

So, question for you both.

Do you think dogs
have a sixth sense?

Yes, they definitely do.

Dogs don't [bleep] around.

Well, this guy
definitely agrees with you.

After weeks of his dog's
weird ass behavior,

he decides to set up a camera.

First, the radio he left on

begins having
unexplainable interference.

[ garbled voices ]

then, the closet door swung open
and closed all by itself.

♪♪

[ barking ]

let's see it again, shall we?

♪♪

♪♪

You think that was scary,

watch that roll
of coveted paper towels.

♪♪

♪♪

That looks pretty real to me.

Yeah, it's creepy, right?

That looks pretty, pretty,
pretty awesome though.

Yeah. Yeah, that was really...

I'd say that's 9 out of 10.

And the thing that got me
was the towel roll

didn't just go like that,

it rolled like this.

So, that's...
If anybody was, like,

had it attached
to something to do that.

Attached to a piece
of fishing line or anything.

Yeah, I agree.

That's what I was like,
that is hard to bull [bleep].

Um...

Oh, alright, go take
an authentic pee.

It's wet.

So, this next clip
is of a ufo cluster.

Look at all those
things in the sky.

Oh, it's the balls again.

Come from the [bleep] graves.
The ball creatures.

You've had two out-of-body
experiences.

I was literally
looking down on myself.

So, quite a few out
of body experiences,

but it was chemically induced.

♪♪

[ thunder cracks ]
[ ozzy laughs maniacally ]

♪♪

Alms for an ex-leper.

A what? Did you say ex-leper?

What cured you?

Ten for that? You must be mad.

Oh, lord, oh, lord.

[ thunder cracks ]
[ ozzy laughs maniacally ]

alright, another ghost clip
coming at you.

With a dog? No, this one is not.

This one is a ghost
in dad's room.

What, in dad's room?

Yeah. It's called my wife.

[ rimshot ]

alright. So, a guy is in bed

and it's as if something
crawls into bed with him.

No.

The guy in this video, rick,

probably wishes he had an
explanation as simple as that.

When these events occurred,

rick was divorced
and lived alone.

Been there.

So he's trying to get back out
on the dating scene.

His daughter offers to help
and she goes shopping for him

and buys him some cool clothes.

They go to a second-hand shop
and find a couple of things,

including a really old
leather jacket.

He gets home, puts the jacket
in his closet and goes to bed.

The very next morning,
rick wakes up with this strange

feeling that someone
or something climbed

into bed with him.

For many nights after,

this strange feeling
keeps waking him up,

so he decides to put
a camera in his bedroom.

That naughty minx.

Me and mum tried that once,
it didn't work.

Thanks, dad.
Didn't need to know that one.

Alright, seriously now,

check out what rick
captures on camera.

This right here is rick.

You can see where his feet are

and this is his head,
right there.

So just watch up
in the far left corner.

It looks like someone
or something

crawls into bed with him.

♪♪

Somebody slid out of the bed.

I don't know. Look at it again.

♪♪

You can see
the sheets are solid,

but there's this slightly
transparent wispy figure

that kind of just disappears
as it goes under the covers.

Either way, rick definitely
got freaked out.

Then he remembered
the vintage jacket.

Rick moved the jacket
into his garage

and never got a visit from his
ghostly bedmate ever again.

♪♪

Have you guys ever owned an item
that you thought had bad energy?

Because I know you have a thing
about buying antique jewelry,

like you don't do it.

I think that jewelry,

it kind of picks up your body

the way you move,
it'll bend and...

I mean, I mean once
somebody's worn the thing...

Their energy is in it.

...Their energy is in that,
their spirit,

their, I don't know,
their aura or whatever.

It's a part of that jewelry.

So when they pass on,
the jewelry dies itself as well.

I bought mum, one time,
a diamond necklace.

Ah-ha. But as soon as I got it,

I thought,
I felt weird [bleep] feelings.

So you get, so you know,
mum did a great thing,

she had it made
into something for me.

Hmm. I had it made
into a big cross for ozzy.

Oh, that, really,
one with the big...

Yeah, that's the necklace
that daddy bought me.

So, I'm wearing dead [bleep]
energy necklace now.

No, because it was
only the stones.

It was all set
in different things.

New, clean energy.

So you guys, alright,

so even though you guys
might not necessarily

say you believe in ghosts,
I mean before this,

you certainly believe
that things can have energy.

In energy, yeah.
Yeah, but I mean,

but it's kind of like,
I've looked at this watch

ten thousand times or more
since I've had it, you know.

It's a part of you.

It's something personal.

See, I don't like wearing
somebody else's clothes either.

It's smells of them,
it goes to your body shape.

I just, I just don't like it.

Freaks me out.

But then again, like,

you'd rarely wear
the same clothes twice.

Oh, shush, jack.

1 to 10 on the woogie boogie?

5. 5 on the woogie boogie.

3. 3, oh.

Next?

Alright, so this next clip is of

a ufo cluster
in cocoa beach, florida.

This guy named alberto torres
and his family

were driving around
at about 5:00 am

to go to an easter
sunrise service,

when they noticed something
strange above them.

Man: This is not [bleep]

look at them, they're lining
up and everything.

Kira, look here.
- I see them, babe. I see them.

I don't know what
the [bleep] to say.

Man: It's an invasion.
Look at the [bleep]

look at all those things
in the sky.

All those lights. - Fireflies.

No, they're not fireflies.

Fireflies?

Big [bleep] fireflies.

Man: Look at these moving
all together, like that.

Look here. That is so crazy.

Dad, just look at
how big they are

and look how they're moving.

Do those really look
like fireflies to you?

Have you ever seen a firefly?

Oh, it's the balls again.

It's a, it's a new [bleep]
thing, the ball men.

Right.
So they could be ball men.

Now, skeptics like to point out
that this happened

right near
nasa's kennedy space center.

But, I don't really think
that that makes any difference.

It would make sense
if the extra-terrestrials

would be interested
in seeing our technology,

but in the end,
skeptics be damned

because I'm pretty sure
this incident changes

alberto and his family's
lives forever.

Man: Holy [bleep] me [bleep]
did you see that?

"holy [bleep] me [bleep]."

it's like it's come
from the [bleep]

graves, the ball creatures.

Did they say they were getting
up early for a church service?

Yeah.

For me,
I think there's something

to all these balls of light
because we're seeing so many.

So many.
It's like, well, what is it?

Even if it's not ufos,
what the [bleep] is it

and why is everyone seeing it

and why is everyone
recording it?

There's something going on,
I'll grant you.

Whether it's a new [bleep]
military device,

or whether it's from [bleep],

I don't know, but there is
definitely something.

I remember when I first saw
the concorde fly.

Mm-hmm.

♪♪

Where's this story going?
Well, just I was in shock

because I didn't know
what it was.

Oh.

And it was before
it was in service.

It was on
a test flight somewhere.

And you just saw this thing
screaming across the sky.

Yeah. And I'm like,
"what the hell?"

really?

Swear to you, I've never
seen anything like it.

It was like, it went like,
it went like, poof!

And it was gone and then you,
then you felt it.

[bleep] was scary, you know.

It was so low,
we could see the pilot's face.

It was really [bleep] low, man.

Just before the falklands.

They must have been
[bleep] around.

Yeah.
They were just [bleep] around

on the way back from something.

Do you think
there's any relevance

to this being so close
to the kennedy space center?

It's got a good chance,
but there's been...

Everything you've shown me
about things in the sky,

them balls, making kind
of triangular movements.

Mm-hmm.
It's as if they're, like,

communicating by
different shapes.

Like that. Yeah.

Triangular. Mm-hmm.

Put a triangle together,
pyramid.

All roads lead back to pyramids.

Is that for real?

Alright, so where
do we rate this?

9. 9?

8.

[ bell dings, applause ]

alright, so are you
starting to believe then?

Whether it's a ufo or not,
I don't know.

Look, I swear to god,

there's something about
this triangular shape.

Yeah.
I'm not talking like an idiot.

You're believing.
I'm not believing.

Oh, yeah, well, maybe I am.

♪♪

Definitely. Definitely dad.

Befriend bigfoot? Yeah.

Look at that!

[ screams ]

nobody loves bigfoot.

I'd [bleep] after it.

Wait a second, you've had
an out-of-body experience.

I have. And what did you see?

Now, here's
the interesting thing

about a haunted house
that you've owned.

Yes. Next.

Oh, alright.
I want to hear about the house.

You can do it after
we've done this clip.

Did you guys have anything
happen while you were here?

Next. Shut the hell up.

♪♪

[ thunder cracks ]
[ ozzy laughs maniacally ]

[ thunder cracks ]
[ ozzy laughs maniacally ]

now what have we got?
So, for this next clip,

we have medical gurney
moves by itself.

This clip is [bleep] crazy.

Right, we're in a hospital.

It's a hospital in argentina,
to be exact.

Now, some people think
that places like hospitals

are huge magnets for spirits

because of the obvious reason,
a lot of people die there.

And, looking at this footage,
I think I can believe it.

Watch, this security camera

picked up footage of this gurney
moving all by itself.

I don't think it's wires.

For one things, it's moving in
a lot of different directions.

And for another, it would be
quite an involved process

to rig that thing up.

And it would have to be some
pretty committed pranksters

because the gurney
continues moving all night.

But it could have been, like,
a breeze that was moving.

But did you see the trees?
None of the trees moves.

See, the gurney is moving but
everything around it is still.

Now watch this, there's some
major force pulling that thing.

♪♪

♪♪

Wow.
That's a bit gnarly as well.

I mean, to me, I would be super

stoked to experience
this in real life.

However, this janitor doesn't
share the same sentiment.

He was working the night shift,

which seems to me
like an awesome time

to be working
in a haunted hospital.

This guy's reaction
is hilarious.

Watch this.

♪♪

[ laughter ]

he's like, "see ya."

♪♪

But you know what, jack,
if anywhere on this planet,

anywhere is going to be spirits,

if there are such things,
a hospital has got to be,

got to be a pretty... heck, yeah.

I mean, there's got to be
thousands of people a year die.

Yeah. Yeah. And hospitals,
that's where people die.

I saw this film once, okay,
and it was about ghosts,

and it was about how some people
when they're being operated

and you start to lose them
and then they would be, like,

waiting in the waiting room
and then they would be,

like, going back and forward,
back and forward,

like the waiting room
to wherever they were going.

Well, people say they get
this incredible warm,

warmth from this light.

I, I did.
I got warm, warm, warm,

when I had to have
that blood transfusion.

And I was, like, going,
and you get this calm.

Did you see the light?

No, but calm.

You've had, like,
a legit near death experience,

but wait a second. What?

You've had an out-of-body
experience.

I have. Twice I've looked
down on myself.

Once when I was in hospital
and then once at home as a kid.

I had pneumonia and pleurisy
at the same time.

Yeah.

And I was literally
looking down on myself.

Now, wait, when was, so, what,
so when you were a kid

and the other was, what,
during the blood transfusion?

Yeah. You had an out-of-body

experience there? Yeah.

And what did you see?

All the doctors going nuts,
and...

Saying "we can't kill the woman

who's on the biggest show
on tv right now."

yeah. "we can't kill the woman

that's on the biggest
show on tv right now."

"do something."

"it's your fault, you bastard!"

so how can you say that
you think when you die,

nothing happens.

What do you think that is then?

Do you think you have a spirit?

No, I think you have a soul.

But then why do you think though
nothing happens when you die?

♪♪

You've had two
out-of-body experiences.

Quite a few
out-of-body experiences,

but it was chemically induced.

[ rimshot ]

kind of counts, but not really.

Where would you rate that
on the woogie boogie?

Well I think that's
9 out of 10 as well.

[ bell dings, applause ]

I must confess,
as I'm going along,

I am becoming
somewhat of a believer,

by what I've been seeing.

Hmm, yes, you are.

Well, since we're on the topic
of hospitals and death,

here's another one.

Okay, so this happened
in dimapur, india.

This guy just got out
of the hospital,

so he takes a turn down
an empty hallway

and this is what he sees.

A wheelchair moving
all by itself.

Where is this? India.

Well, that's
an interesting theory,

but I think he needs an exorcist
more than a change in diet.

I mean, look at the wheels.

It looks like someone
is moving them.

I mean that's,
that's pretty authentic to me.

But, the human mind
always wants to rationalize

what it can't explain.

That's exactly why this guy
decided to turn around

and take another look.

And then whatever it was
in the wheelchair

started to come for him.

And he got the hell
out of there.

Ooh...

Wow.

Because it's moving,
it's oscillating,

it's not just going straight.

I mean if I witnessed,

there would be more than a curry
coming out of my butt.

[ rimshot, tuba blast ]

alright, um...

I put that as 7.

A 7 on the scale.

6.

[ flatulence ]

alrighty. Moving on.

♪♪

Did somebody sharon?

What's she doing, jack?

She's just grabbing bella.

Always.

If definitively you lived in
a house

that you knew was haunted,
would you move out?

Yeah. No.

Oh, you guys might have
a slight problem there.

Oh, the cat's like,
"[bleep] this, I'm off."

what would you do
if you saw that?

Run. Sell tickets.

[ laughs ]

♪♪

[ thunder cracks ]
[ ozzy laughs maniacally ]

♪♪

[ laughs ]

stand up for a second.

You've got a bunch of crumbs
in your, on your [bleep].

I should have brought the...

I heard that.

Um... Wow.

[ thunder cracks ]
[ ozzy laughs maniacally ]

so this next clip is ufo
sightings in south ireland.

Ooh!

Dublin. Dublin. Dublin.

Dublin, dublin, dublin,
da-diddly-diddly-diddly-di.

Ireland.

In cork, ireland, to be exactly,

this man, donald brady,
decides to go for a walk.

It's a clear November day,

when he notices something out
of the corner of his eye.

It's a bird, it's a plane,
no, it's a cork!

No, it's a large, bright,
disc-like object in the sky.

Another ball in the sky.

No, not a ball this time.
It's a rectangle, see.

It doesn't look like
it's traveling anywhere.

Right.

Yeah, it doesn't look like
it's traveling anywhere,

but maybe it's just
observing another aircraft.

See, donald lives right
near the cork airport.

Look how it's just
kind of hovering

and observing the airplane
as it passes by.

I'm thinking it's an alien

doing a reconnaissance mission
on earth's technology.

Do you agree, dad?
I don't [bleep] know.

If I looked up in the sky
and saw that,

I'd be going,
"what the [bleep]?"

could be a... a space station.

It could be something
orbiting the earth.

The pilots of the planes
that were flying around

actually reported
seeing something as well.

Oh, they did.
So, numerous reports came in.

This space,
it could be something...

Some, they tried to say
it was a meteorite,

but everyone was, like,
"why is it moving so slowly?"

so, where would you rate that
on the woogie boogie?

I don't know.
That's about a 5 for me.

5 for you.

Yeah, a 5.
Okay. Alright. Moving on.

How about we check out
another ufo clip.

This one's really cool
because to me,

this one leans into, like,
one theory

is that ufos are coming here
through, like, dimen...

Like, they're essentially
ripping through our dimension,

our time and space and, like,
they're inter-dimensional.

And this actually looks like
someone has ripped open,

like, it's like light
coming through a curtain.

It's in 25, twentynine palms.
Palms, california.

Yeah. Twentynine palms.
It's just a couple of hours

outside of l.A.
And the mojave desert.

Man: What is this thing?

Jack: Basically a group
of friends spotted

this bright ribbon things,
almost hanging in the sky,

as if suspended
by an invisible crane.

Man: It's like a string
or something that's lit up

in the air, like a kite.

Jack: They got in their car
and drove out to investigate it

and ended up with
more questions than answers.

But wait, wait until
they get close to it.

They get right underneath it.

Man: Well, we're getting
out of the car,

into the danger zone
of a huge spotlight.

It's going to fall on top of me.

Look at it.

That could be something from...

...Vapor trail.

I honestly don't think
it's a vapor trail.

It's fixed in place and has this
weird serpentine movement to it.

Man: It can't be a drone.
It's silent.

It's almost like a kite,
but it's not a kite,

but it's, like, shining.

Like, it's climbed
a lot higher now.

That's, if I saw that,
I would be a bit confused.

Yeah. It sounds like
they were confused too.

Man: We don't know what it is.
It was kind of close,

now it's doubled in height,
makes no noise.

Jack: Whatever it was,
it wasn't the first time

an ufo was spotted out there.

In fact, twentynine palms
is a hot bed of ufo activity.

Man: Oh, man, I don't know
what this is.

♪♪

That's not an illusion
and it's not a plane

because there'd be, like,
a vapor trail,

wouldn't there? Yeah.

But there's a lot of, like,
air force bases close to there.

Well, yeah, there's a big
military installation there

and that's where they test
all the weapons,

is twentynine palms.

It could be
a new weapon or something.

It could be a laser beam
they're throwing.

It's crazy though, right?
Both: Yeah.

And the fact that they could
get, like, right under it.

It's a ufo in the respect

that I don't know
whether it's an alien ufo

or it's an unidentified
flying object.

So, what I... what I think
actually is happening

is as stuff is coming in
and out of our planet

through a worm hole
and dimension thing or whatever,

if you took this piece of paper
and fold it, right,

what was a flat piece
of paper now,

even when it folds out,
there's still a crease.

So, is that, that weird thing,

is that, like,
a crease in our reality

because something
punched through?

No, it's because
somebody's testing

some beam or some [bleep].

It could be like a beam
or a bounce of a...

Some kind of laser weapon.

Yeah, because that, I mean,
what's science fiction today

is science fact tomorrow.

♪♪

I mean, listen,
if it's by a test facility,

the instant most rational
explanation is, yes,

they're testing, it's some kind
of military device being tested.

But, when the military says,

"no, we're not," like,
well, then it...

But they ain't going to say,
"yes, we are."

like, but why is it, like,
wobbling like that?

Like light can't bend.

It's a [bleep] if it's a laser

bouncing off a cloud
and the cloud's rolling.

Hmm, maybe. I don't know.

That's about a 7 for me.

That's an awfully thick laser.

Yeah.

No, if it's
bouncing off a cloud.

I don't [bleep] know.

♪♪

Mother's intuition.

So, you think there could be
something in this house?

When we first bought the house,

I'd get these
weird [bleep] feelings.

Did you know that
the previous owner

found gold bars in the wall?

[bleep] no.

♪♪

[ thunder cracks ]
[ ozzy laughs maniacally ]

♪♪

What are you writing?

A number.

Have you got to call it?

Why don't you just copy
and paste it into your...

You know,
I can't do that [bleep].

I'm old-school.
I write on my [bleep] hand.

Yes.

♪♪

[ thunder cracks ]
[ ozzy laughs maniacally ]

alright, this is poltergeist
activity caught on camera.

We love a good bit
of poltergeist on this show.

Yeah, I like this poltergeists,
you know, they're pretty cool.

This probably ranks among
the best poltergeist footage

I've ever seen.

So, this happened in 2014,
in mountain house, california.

A woman and her family
moved into this new house,

and she considers herself

a paranormal investigator
of sorts,

and she immediately felt that
something wasn't quite right.

She set up cameras
throughout her house,

and she captures
this crazy footage.

Look at the grandfather clock.

Wow. I know. It's crazy,

but it doesn't stop there.

Look at the dolly
and how the cat reacts to it.

Wow, that's...
Oh, the cat's like,

"[bleep] this, I'm off."

yeah, that cat's like,
"[bleep] this, I'm out."

but that wasn't even
the craziest thing she caught.

Look up there.
A shadow figure in the kitchen.

That looks like pretty cool.

Well, it's awfully high up.

It's the box ghost.

[ laughs ]

once she saw this footage,

the woman and her family
moved the hell out.

And as far as we know,
the ghost is still there.

Crazy, right?

That looks
pretty authentic to me.

And if it's fake, that's truly
one of the best fakes I've seen.

That's the nearest,
that and the irish thing.

You're talking about
the irish school.

That one was
pretty impressive too.

I think overall, we've got some
pretty good poltergeist evidence

building up.

If definitively you lived
in a house

that you knew was haunted,
would you move out?

Yeah. No.

Oh, you guys might have
a slight problem there.

[ laughs ]

you wouldn't move out?

If it was an okay kind of ghost.

What if it was, like,
an evil, like...

I'd go. I would definitely go.

What, even if it's not...
What if it's not evil though,

you would still go? Yeah.

Really? Yeah.

See, I, I... next one.

I wouldn't want
to deal with that.

Got enough problems.

Did you... now, here's
the interesting thing

about haunted house
that you've owned.

Remember, I always said
malibu was haunted.

Yes. The current owner's mother

messaged me on social media

and asked me,
"is this house haunted,

and did you guys have anything
happen while you were here?"

shut the hell up.

Yes, and she got a granddaughter

that's probably, like, three,

keeps having
conversations with something,

someone that's not in the room,

we're hearing things,
doors are opening.

She basically, everything that
I said happened in that house...

Come on, when did this happen?

Three, oh,
right before quarantine.

You never told me.

I just,
I've been filming and all that.

That was that producers,
and you got back to her.

I did. I was, like,
wow, like what else?

She sent me some video but it
just looked like dust orbs,

but she's, like,
there's orbs in here.

Next.

Oh, I want to hear
about the house.

You can do it after
we've done this filming.

You should say sell it.

Back to us. Yes.

At a dis...
Rapidly discounted price.

Yes. Okay.

Alright, woogie boogie scale
on that one?

Was she scared? 8.

Uh, she seemed
pretty upset about it.

Just talk afterwards.
We've got one more clip!

Calm down.
So, woogie boogie scale,

what would you give it
for that episode?

8. 8.

7. 8.

Alrighty.

Yeah.

Alright, what would you do
if you saw that?

Run. Sell tickets.

[ laughs ]

♪♪

Neither.

♪♪

Me? You?

[bleep].

Do you think there could be
something in this house?

I don't know what it is

but I felt some weird feelings
in this house, like.

Alright, so are you
starting to believe then?

♪♪

Uh...

[ thunder cracks ]
[ ozzy laughs maniacally ]

[ thunder cracks ]
[ ozzy laughs maniacally ]

alright, final clip.

This one is
from my investigation

at the iron island museum.

I saw this happen.

It's probably the most
significant bit of evidence

I've ever captured.

And if this
doesn't convince you,

I don't know what the hell will.

First, a little bit
of a history lesson.

The iron island museum
used to be a church

that was built in the 1800s.

In the '50s, it was made
into a funeral home.

The spirits that are said
to haunt the museum

include a veteran named edgar,
and a little boy named tommy.

The ghosts
that have been documented

at the iron island museum
have quite a reputation

of being very responsive
and very intelligent.

As soon as katrina
and I had arrived,

we felt like we had
to put it to the test,

so we took a bunch
of flashlights

and laid them on the ground
in the main pod of the museum

and we started to ask questions
to whatever was there.

Okay. Were we communicating
with somebody earlier?

Just a few minutes ago.

Can you do that again
by setting off our equipment

or turning on a flashlight?

Jack: Alright, flashlight
is right here.

- Where?
- Right there on the floor.

Wow.

Oh, my god!
Now, that looks pretty [bleep]

oh, my [bleep] god.

Thank you very much
if that was you.

I think jack and I would love
to know who we're talking to.

Can you turn
that flashlight off now?

Make a different one go on.

♪♪

Now that looks pretty [bleep].

Alright. That was absolutely...

No [bleep].

I mean that was,

I mean byron was there,
elaine was there.

Byron, you were in, you were,
like, in the hole, weren't you?

Byron: Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

100% real.

Do you believe in ghosts?

I... I... yes,
but I don't believe

it's what we always think it is.

I think there's layers to it.

You know, it's like,
look at like this.

Why don't you just say yes?

Because it's not
as simple as that.

That's like me saying...

Well, the question was,
do you believe in ghosts?

Ghosts is whatever
you want to make it,

but do you believe in ghosts?

[ stammering ]

other side. Yes, I...

Yes, I believe in ghosts.

I just think
that we have it wrong.

Was the place weird?

Did you feel uneasy? Yes.

I have this weird thing
though, that,

and I don't know if it's
just because I'm sleepy,

but in places that are,
get really haunted,

I get energy drain,
for no apparent reason.

I just, I will... if I sit down,

I'll literally just fall asleep.

Now, I can...
I can sleep anywhere,

like it's not, I never...
I can't.

I know you can't.
I stay awake all day and night.

Yeah. I come down here

and in five minutes, I'm...

Yeah. I swear to god.

Something inside me thinks

that something really [bleep]
up happened in this house.

I don't know what it is,
it's probably my imagination,

but when we first bought
the house, I got this,

I get these weird [bleep]
feelings that I can't describe.

After I said to sharon, "we must
get this house blessed."

did you know that
the previous owner

that we bought it from found
gold bars in the wall.

500 grand's worth.

[bleep] hell. Did he claim...

Did he... did he just...
Did he claim it?

Yeah! Well, it was his.

So, you think there could be
something in this house.

I've never seen anything,

but I felt some weird feelings
in this house, I have.

Alright, so are you
starting to believe then?

[ drum roll ]

I don't [bleep] know.

Yes.

There we have it.

Alright, so where
do we rate this?

I think that's 10 out of 10.
What do you think?

Jack, he said it happened,
it happened,

so therefore it's a 9.

10 out of 10.

Alright, well that's all
we have for this week.

More to come... next week.

Next time, yeah.
More stuff with dogs?

We will find you stuff
with dogs.

Thank you.

So if you at home
have any spooky clips

and you want us to see them,

make sure you post it
and use the hashtag

#osbournesbelieve.

We'll be sure to check them out.

It's a new [bleep] thing,
the ball men.

If I saw that,
I would [bleep] a rock.

How's everyone feeling today?

I want to be terrified.

Oh, god.
Just look in the mirror.

All aboard the osbourne
crazy train!

I've had a few
out-of-body experiences,

but it was chemically induced.

Fireflies.

So are you starting
to believe then?

Yeah, definitely.
I don't [bleep] know.