The Original Ghostbusters (1986–1987): Season 1, Episode 52 - Really Roughing It - full transcript

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[grunting]

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[howling]

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[grunting]

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[snickering]

[theme music]

[peppymusic]

Sure is beautiful country
around here.

Uh-huh.

Bones and I've never beento the mountain before.



[Bones barking]

Yeow!

[Jessica on radio]
We interrupt our broadcast
with this special report.

Hey, it's Aunt Jessica.

[Jessica on radio]
In a daring daylight robbery

the famed Sleeping Goblin
statue was stolen
from the city museum.

While it has never been proven,there are those who believe

the statue has magical powers.

The thieves are considered
to be extremely dangerous.

Stay tuned
for further updates.

Too bad about
this Sleeping Goblin.

But I'm not going to
let it worry me.

We're out
for a weekend of fun.
Right, guys?

[all]
Right!

[peppy music]

[male #1]Here's another bulletinon the Sleeping Goblin robbery.

Thanks, Peter, I...

-Oh, no.
-What's wrong?

A witness saw a car matchingthe getaway car's description

heading into the mountains.

My friends are there,
with my nephew Corky.

Get the news helicopter ready.

I've got to
find a way to warn them.

Corky, keep a lookout
for a place to set up camp.

Maybe down by the river.

-[Bones barking and growling]
-What's wrong, Bones?

[Bones barking]

[Corky]
Wow, an old mill.

Sure looks spooky.
I bet it's haunted.

-We oughta check it out.
-No way.

We came up here for a vacationaway from ghost bustin'.

-But...
-Eddie's right.

All we have to do is relax
and take it easy.

Mm, just breathe in
that fresh, mountain air.

[inhaling]

[exhaling]

Mmm.

[coughing]

[all screaming]

[all]
Whoa!

[Eddie]
Whoa!

-The brakes!
Use the brakes!
-[grunts]

[Eddie]
Harder! Hit the brakes.

Hit 'em?

[Eddie]
Yes. Hit them hard!

Do me a favor-r-r.

Next time you
gonna hit somethin'

try aimin' for your,
mmm, fat head.

[screeching]

-Oh, wow.
-That was close.

-Phew.
-Yeah.

Looks like a good placeto set up camp.

But, bleh...

Now we gotta unload
all that stuff.

[coughing]

[Ghost Buggy sneezing]

-[laughing]
-[grunting]

Not bad, G.B.,
not bad at all.

Well, someone's gotta do
the work ar-r-round here.

Uh, since you guys
wanna take it easy

me and Bones will
check out the old mill.

Not so fast, Corky.The mill looks rundown.

It could be dangerous.
I think you better stay
here with us.

But you Ghostbusters
are always gettin'
into danger and stuff.

Why can't I?
It's not fair.

Sorry, but I don't
want you getting hurt.

Here. Why don't you see
if you can catch some fish
before nightfall?

Oh, all right.

I'd sure like to geta closer look at that old mill.

Hmm, they're busy.

They won't miss me.

Come on.
Let's check it out.

[Bones barking]

It's okay.
Come on, Bones.

[chuckles]
Yes. A perfect hideout.

Okay, Clyde, give me
the Sleeping Goblin.

[Clyde]
Looks like a dumb
old statue to me.

I still can't figure out
why Prime Evil had us...

...had us go through all
that trouble to steal it?

[male #2]
It must have
some secret evil power.

Look how it's eyes glow
when I touch it.

It's power could make me more
powerful than Prime Evil.

Who knows...

...I might even be able
to take over Haunt Quarters.

[laughing menacingly]

Maybe there's something
written on it.

Prime Evil's not going to likeyou fooling around with it.

He's not going
to know anything.

That's why
I picked this hideout.

He will never find us here.

I don't think it's a good ideato double cross Prime Evil.

You don't think anything,
you ninny.

I'm the brains of this team.

[thunder crashing]

Whoa!

So, you're trying to pull
a fast one on me.

Benny's the brainsand I'm the ninny.

Why, you rotten oaf!

[both screaming]

I'm transporting you back
to Haunt Quarters.

I'll deal with you here.

Have you fixedthe Bone Troller yet?

Almost finished.

Just gotta plug in this
screaming circuit board.

Hmm. Does it go
this way or that way?

[Scared Stiff screaming]

I guess it goes the other way.

Fool! You destroyedthe Bone Troller.

Now, I won't be able
to transport them back here.

Don't worry. I-I'll fix it.

I've got plentyof spare parts in the dungeon.

I'll hurry down there.

Better yet,take a ride on this.

[Scared Stiff screaming]
Whoa!

There's been a change in plan.

Stay where you.

I'll transport you
just soon as I...

...take care of some business.

And meanwhile,
you better not try anything

or you'll regret it.

We're in luck.
The Bone Troller's broken.

So Prime Evil
can't see or hear us.

[chuckling]

Now's our chance to figure outthe Sleeping Goblin'ssecret power.

Wow. The old mill'seven more scary up close.

Come on. Looks like
that door's open.

[cat meowing]

[meowing]

[both gasp]

[door creaking]

[thuds]

-[thudding]
-Whoa!

[thudding continues]

Don't be scared, Bones.
I-I-I'm not.

[barking]

Shh, Bones.

[barking]

Quiet.Someone will hear you.

There might be ghosts.

Yiee!

You're in for big trouble, kid.

Run, Bones, run.

[Bones barking]

[Clyde]
I'll stop him.

Forget the dog.

I want to find out why
this kid was snooping around.

Anybody here with you, kid?

I-I wasn't snoopin'.Please let me go.

So, you won't talk, eh?

[snickering]

Well, until you
change your mind

I'm locking you up.

[Corky screaming]

Help! Oh!

[Benny and Clyde laughing]

[Corky]
Let me out! Please.

[both laughing]

Come on, Clyde.

Maybe we still have
a chance to figure out

the Sleeping Goblin's powers.

Prime Evilbetter not catch us.

Oh, no!

Prime Evil!

And the museum's
Sleeping Goblin.

I've gotta get outta hereand tell the Ghostbusters.

But how?

If I could only find a way...

[screaming]

[barking]

No time to play, Bones.

I have to gather up firewood.

[barking continues]

Oh, okay, so you
just wanna play fetch, uh?

Well, just for
a couple of minutes.

[barking]

Corky's not by the river.

I found his pole and...

Uh-oh, something's wrong.

Do you know where
Corky is, fella?

[barking]

From the way he's barkin',
Corky must be in trouble.

Okay, guys.

[all]
Let's go, Ghostbusters!

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

[tires screeching]

[crickets chirping]

Oh, this place is fullof secret rooms and hallways.

One of them's gotta
lead me outta here...

[gulps]

...I hope.

Hmm. Wonder what
these holes are for.

[dramatic music]

I can't get the Sleeping Goblinto do anything

except make it's eyes glow.
It doesn't make sense.

According to the stories,it belonged toan evil magician.

Maybe it was just
the magician's nightlight.

Besides, I tell you,
if Prime Evil catches you

messing with it,we're gonna be in big trouble.

[Benny]
Shut up.

I know what I'm doing.

[thudding]

-What was that?
-[Clyde] I didn't hear
anything.

It's just your imagination.

[whimpering]
Maybe this place is haunted.

Haunted? Hah!Better look in on that kid.

I've just gotta
find a way outta here.

What! Oh, no!

I'm trapped.

I wonder where that goes.

[Bones barking]

That's the old mill.Hurry. Corky must need us.

[door creaking]

Now where am I?

[screams]

[vase shattering]

That wasn't my imagination.

A window.
There's a way out.

[Benny]
You're not going anywhere.

You stay here, Bones,
we'll find Corky.

Hang on to him, Benny.

I'll just take a look
and see who's...

Well, would you look at that.

[snickering]
It's our lucky day, Benny.

We're going to catch ussome Ghostbusters.

Won't Prime Evil like that?

[chuckles]
I'll just prepare
a little welcome.

A little surprise
welcome for them.

No!

[Corky shouting]
Jake! Eddie!

There are two ghosts here.
Benny and Clyde.

They've got the green...

We're comin', Corky.

Hold it, Eddie, we can't just
go charging in the front door.

There's got to be
some other way.

The water wheel.
Come on.

It's pretty old.
I hope it can hold me.

I can't quite reach
the window ledge.

Tracy, think you can turn
the water wheel a little?

Mmm-hmm.

Not too hard, Tracy,
just a teeny notch.

[grunts]

[Jake and Eddie screaming]
Whoa!

[grunting]

[all screaming]

There's Corky. Benny and Clydeare escaping with him.

Oh, they've gotta be
somewhere around here.

But where?

Oh, no.

[all screaming]

[unintelligible grunting]

As usual, the Ghostbusterscan't get along without me.

[Jake]
Okay, everyone, jump.

[all screaming]

Step on the gas, Tracy,
they're getting away.

Now what'll we do?

We're in luck.

That's our getaway.

-Where'd they go?
-There.

Quick!
Get G.B. into boat mode.

Yay! Go, go, Ghostbusters!

We've got company.
It's Jessica.

Oh, no. They're headed
for the rapids.

[Jake]
Hang on!

[Eddie]
Yeow!

Eddie, we'll get ya.
Use your ghost pack.

[squeaking]

Jessica, do you have
a rope in there?

-Uh, sure do.
-[Jake] Great!

Hover as low as you can
over the Ghost Buggy.

[squeaking]

[Tracy grunting]

Phew!
Saved by Tracy's big toe.

[Eddie]
Whoa!

-Jake, catch this.
-[Benny] Get him!

[Jake]
Got it.

Oh. They're backin safe waters.

We're comin' for ya, Corky.

That's what you think,
Ghost Bloopers.

The kid's taking a one-way trip to Haunt Quarters.

Corky! Oh, no!

[theme music]

We're going after them.
Get the Ghost Buggy
into flight mode.

We're heading
for Haunt Quarters.

[Tracy]
Right.

[buzzing]

[Jake]
Hang in there, fella,
we'll find Corky.

[Jake]
Haunt Quarters is somewhere
through those clouds.

But which way to go?

How 'bout goin' home?

You knows Prime Ev-v-vil
can be dangerous.

That's why
we have to save Corky.

We can go through there.
Hang on.

[Jake]
Watch it, Tracy.

There're probably ghost guardsall over the place.

Yeah, but I don't
see any of 'em.

That is weird.
Prime Evil must be slipping.

Let's pay them
an unfriendly visit.

Okey-dokey.

I can't figure it out.

We haven't run into anybody.

I-it's like no one's home.

I doubt that. But something
is strange around here.

[Bones growling
and barking]

Come on.

Corky's got to be
around here some place.

[Prime Evil]He's right in front of you.

Help!

You fell for my trap.

I purposely let you
get into my dungeon.

[laughing menacingly]

I thought you
might want to trade him

for the Sleeping Goblin.

We have no choice.Give it to me.

You have awakened me
from years of sleep

to be your one-time servant.

You can't control it's power,
I must have it.

Give it to me!

[Bones barking]

I'm okay, Bones.

[barking]

The magician's ancient magic
you have found.

I have the power
of turning around.

Hah! I wonder what this placewould look like turned around.

Your wish is my command.

[rumbling]

Hey, I was just kidding.

We gotta get outta here.

[Bones barking]

[Eddie]Hurry, this place is jumping.

-Let's go. Come on, quick!
-[Eddie] Let's go!

I'll get you for this, you...

you... Ghost Ninnies.

Looks like Prime Evil
is gonna be busy

for a long time trying to putHaunt Quarters right side up.

Gee, Bones. I feel likethe luckiest kid in the world.

I finally had my chanceto be a real Ghostbuster.

[groans]

[all laughing]

In today's story,
Corky was angry

because Jake wouldn't
let him go to the old mill.

But the Ghostbusters are alwayshaving fun and stuff.

Why can't I?

It's not fair.

Well, sometimes
it might not seem fair

that adults can do things
that children can't.

But as you saw today,
there are reasons

and they're usually meant
to keep you out of danger.

Right. We just wantyou to be safe.

So you grow up to be an adultand make your own decisions.

See ya next time.

[theme music]

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go!

♪ Let's go. Ghostbusters
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go!

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters