The Original Ghostbusters (1986–1987): Season 1, Episode 51 - Little Big Bat - full transcript

[theme music]
Let's go, Ghostbusters!
[grunting]
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters Let's go ♪
♪ Let's go!
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters Let's go ♪
♪ Let's go!
Let's go, Ghostbusters!
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters Let's go ♪
♪ Let's go!
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters Let's go ♪
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters Let's go ♪
[howling]
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters Let's go ♪
♪ Let's go!
[grunting]
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters Let's go ♪
♪ Let's go!
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters Let's go ♪
[snickering]
[intense music]
[dramatic music]
[thunder rumbling]
[music continues]
[hissing]
Get down there, you goofy goblin.
Find outwhat those, those...
You know who I mean.
You, you mean the Ghostbusters?
[thunderclap]
I told you never to say that name.
[Prime Evil] Just get down there.
Spy on them, find out whatthe Ghost...busters are up to.
Bring back something I can use.
[intense music]
[upbeat music]
Check.
[Eddie] Jake, Tracy!
I think the specter detector is saying Prime Evil's ghost
is headed this way.
[Jake] Alright! We better look into this.
Let's go...
[Belfry] Hold it! Hold it!
What about me?
I wanna go too.
Not tonight, Belfry. Maybe next time.
Aw, gee...
[Jake] Sorry, as I was saying...
Let's go, Ghostbusters!
[screech]
[theme music]
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
♪ Lets go, let's go
[music continues]
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
♪ Lets go, let's go
Ah!
[exclaims]
Whoa!
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
♪ Lets go, let's go
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters
♪ Lets go, let's go
You guys are just tons of fun.
Hey, wait! This ghost is close.
My nose is twitching like crazy.
[Belfry]How come I never get to go?
Belfry never gets to go.
Ah! It's because I'm too little.
Oh, boy, if I was only bigger!
[instrumental music]
Wants to be bigger.
[Eddie] You, goblin, are history.
Let's try that ghost remover, Tracy.
Yeah.
[hiss]
[gasping]
Don't you...
[upbeat music]
Oh, no!
That's the last we'll see of that goblin
for a good long while.
[thunderclap]
[dramatic music]
What? I send you to spy on them...
[whimpering]
...and all you find out is thatBelfry wants to be bigger?
Why, I'll blast you!
Oh! Well, perhaps, oh mighty malevolent master,
this is a job for Monroe.
Monroe?
Monroe, the mad magician?
By all the evil omens you're right!
This is a job for Monroe.
[menacing laughter]
Behold!
Monroe, the mad magician...
and his favorite little trick...
...the amulet of Mylarka.
[upbeat music]
[Jake] Hit it, Tracy. Jessica's waiting for us!
Oh! Perfect timing, Prime Evil.
As usual.
[dramatic music]
[knocking on door]
Gosh, Ansabone, what do you think?
I think there's nobody else home.
You better go answer the door.
Yes?
Eh, uh, Monroe's my name, magic's my game!
And special today...
Wow!
Just for you, I've got flying ointments and love potions.
Rings to make you wiser, amulets to make you bigger
and magic stones to--
Wait! Uh, wait a minute! Did you say bigger?
I did! You want to be bigger?
Oh, yeah! I wanna be bigger than Tracy.
[oinking]
Tracy?
Tracy's the biggest Ghostbuster, uh, bigger than you.
This amulet, little one, will make you bigger than Tracy.
Great! Wait till I tell them.
[oinking]
Not so fast. It's a secret.
You can't tell anyone or show anyone
until you have them all together in the same room tonight.
Then show the amulet to them.Surprise them.
Boy, will they be surprised.
[snickering]
And you too, my little one. You too.
[Belfry] Ghost Command to Ghostbusters. Ghost Command to Ghostbusters.
Come in, please. Ghostbusters?
Ghostbuster's here.
[Belfry] No time to explain now.
Meet me at Ghost Command. Hurry![oinks]
Gosh, Trace, sounds serious. We better get back there.
Right!
[swooshing]
[upbeat music]
Belfry, what's this all about?
Now that we're all together, I have, uh, well, uh
a really big announcement to make.
Uh, from now on, it's no more Mr. Little guy.
Belfry, that amulet. Where did you get it?
Why? What's wrong?
That's Prime Evil's.
Prime Evil? Oh, no! Oh!
Jessica, get down!
What have I done?
[Jake] What happened?
We're-we're shrunk.
You're not only shrunk! You're sunk!
We're trapped.
[instrumental music]
[whispering] Oh, no!
[Belfry] Hey, you! Monroe.
Huh?
You lied to me.
You tricked me!
[growling]
Moi? Didn't I keep my promise?
Aren't you bigger than they are?
Now-- Now what?
Have to find some way.
[instrumental music]
[grunting]
[grunting continues]
It's no use, Tracy.This cage is protectedby a spell!
[Monroe]Now, hand over that amulet!
I said, hand it over!
[screaming]
Ah! I hate that noise!
[Belfry screaming]
[intense music]
Great jumping jalopies! What's going on up there?
[dramatic music]
Prime-- Prime E-Evil?
Yes, bat breath. And your blast is useless against--
[Jessica] Hold it, you!
Make a move and I'll squirt.
[Jake] Jessica, watch out!
Oh!
[screaming]
Jessica! No!
[dramatic music]
Jessica. Oh!
Nice of you to drop in, Jess.
Thanks, GB.
Brat-A-Rat, Fangster, I summon you!
[dramatic music]
[Fangster howling]
[snickering]
Mysteria, come forth!
[dramatic music]
[Prime Evil] Apparitia.
Get that amulet. Hurry! Before they learn its secret!
[all] Hurray!
All right.
[upbeat music]
Here they come!
[indistinct chattering]
Get the time warp, GB. It's our only chance to lose them.
Time warp comin' up!
[dramatic music]
[explosions]
[music continues]
On your twos. Here we go!
[music continues]
[Jessica] Set course for Futura's moon base.
She'll know what to do, I hope.
[GB] Welcome to the 30th century.
Next stop, Futura's moon base.
[music continues]
[menacing laughter]
Uh-oh! Those bozos need help!
[phone rings]
Call for Prime Evil.
Hmm? Who could be calling me?
Good ol' Ansabone.
Now's my chance.
I'll call in the wizard of the past.
Hello? Hello!
Hold, please.
Argh!
Hear me now, oh, wizard of the past.
Give me a power and make it fast!
What now?
Shh! We're in trouble, Fuddy. Get us out of here.
[instrumental music]
Uh, nobody fret, nobody pout.
Quick as a mouse, I'll get you out.
[hissing]
What? Huh? They're gone!
[dramatic music]
-Oops! -Oops?
[upbeat music]
Does this meanI-I can't have a cat?
Oh, my gosh! I'm a mouse.
Uh, sorry, Jake.
Oh, it's okay, Fuddy. I know you'll fix it.
[Prime Evil] Fangster! Mysteria!
Guard this roomwhile we searchthe rest of the building!
[instrumental music]
I'm not leaving until I have those ghost bunglers in my hands!
[hissing]
[dramatic music]
[music continues]
[Futura] This is serious, Jessica.
It maybe impossibleto reverse Prime Evil's spell.
That means the Ghostbustersare in real trouble this time.
And-- And it's all...
[whimpering]
...it's all my fault. [crying]
-What? -[Belfry] I...
[continues crying] I wanted to be big...
so I-I could be a-a hero
like-like the Ghostbusters.
Oh, Belfry, don't cry.
[whimpering] And-and-and Prime Evil...
only I-I didn't know it was Prime Evil, uh-oh.
He-he tricked me. He told me it was secret,
not to tell anybody.
[sobbing]
Oh, Belfry, a secret you can't tell your friends or family
is a bad thing.
[Jessica] That's right, Belfry. You made a mistake,
but we still love you.
The Ghostbusters, what will we do?
[Jake] Hey you! Fuzz brain!
-Who? -You too fog face.
You heard me, I mean you.
Oh, fuzz brain?
Fog face?
Ready, Tracy?
Ready.
[grunting]
[both scream]
[thudding]
-[Fangster] Woo-hoo! -[Mysteria] Help!
Good shot, Tracy. That'll hold those two for a while.
Way to go, guys.
Eddie, look out!
I can't hear you.
-[Prime Evil] Gotcha. -[Eddie exclaims]
[menacing laughter]
[Eddie] [grunting] Jake, Tracy, help!
[Futura] I just don't understand it.
Except for that red jewel, this amulet is identical
to the ancient amulet of Mylarka
Wait a minute, that jewel was green
when it shrunk the Ghostbusters.
Hey, that's right. It was green.
Green? It changed color?
Then that means...
That means we can use it.
[instrumental music]
Almost time.
Hope Jess and Belfry are ready.
[Eddie] Ahhh, let me go!
[menacing laughter]
-Don't you want to play? -No.
Jake, Tracy, come out, come out where were you are.
[Prime Evil] Or I'll let Brat-A-Rat have Eddie for keeps.
Alright, Prime Evil, we give up.
[Jessica] I-I'll never fit in there.
I'm too big.
Belfry, how would you like to help out?
I mean really help out?
[laughing] Have I got plans for you!
[Futura] Are you sure about that, skull face?
-Futura! -[Eddie exclaims]
This is an unexpected pleasure.
[Prime Evil] Take that. [hissing]
Oh, no thanks.
Oh! [gasps]
[buzzing]
No!
[Mysteria] It'll takes weeks to pull myself together.
You can't keep it up, Futura.
Your power shield's almost drained.
Ah, gotta hurry, not much time--
[Brat-A-Rat snickering]
Uh-oh!
What's the matter, Belfry? Did you think we forgot you?
[Belfry screaming]
[Brat-A-Rat exclaiming]
[Brat-A-Rat] Hey, open up.
Uh, hi, everybody.
-Good shot! -You made it.
Bah!
[buzzing]
Whoa!
Pick on someone your own size.
[exclaims]
Bombs away.
Oh, the amulet!
Oh, no!
[grunts]
We're growing.
[Prime Evil] Oh, oh, I don't believe it!
Now I'm shrunk!
-Not only that, bone-brain, you're all washed up. -Yeah.
Ghost bunglers!
Do you think you can defeat me, Prime Evil,
with your puny inventions?
I'll be back, and you'll pay for this!
[hissing]
[Prime Evil laughing menacingly]
Hey, Belfry, you're a hero.
You rescued the Ghostbusters from Prime Evil.
[chuckles] Yeah, and it was allbecause I was little too.
I'm not the wrong size after all!
You're right, Belfry,
it's not how big you are outside that matters,
it's how big you are inside.
That's what counts.
[Brat-A-Rat] Get me out, I want out.
Get me out of here.
Eddie.
Yeah.
Eddie? You wouldn't zap me?
Oh, yes I would.
[Brat-A-Rat screaming]
[all laughing]
All right, folks,Belfry is asking meto tell you something. Belfry?
I wanted to tell all you boys and girls what I learned today.
I found out that how big you are is really not so important.
Like Jake said, "What's important is what you're like inside."
In other words, what matters is to make the best of what you have
and not waste your time wishing you were somebody else.
And you know something,I bet there are lots of kids
who would like to be just like you.
[theme music]
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters Let's go ♪
♪ Let's go!
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters Let's go ♪
♪ Let's go!
[music continues]
♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters