The New Adventures of Old Christine (2006–2010): Season 4, Episode 3 - White Like Me - full transcript
An article about Barb in a black businesswoman's newspaper causes a large number of African Americans to join the gym, which makes Christine uncomfortable.
Morning Ali How's it going
I'm pretty good
My mom's s arthritis is acting up again so I had
to go over there and open the cat food can for her
She has a cat
No I meant: how's it going with the gym
Oh It's dead here
Like my mom's other cat
Okay I'm gonna switch gears here
Did you fill the shampoo
dispensers in the locker room
They're only down this much and
that's only because I borrowed some
Oh and I also took two tampons
And a towel
I had a party this weekend
Sorry I didn't invite you
I couldn't make it anyway
I was having my own tampon towel party
Oh God I have had such a morning
I already had to do laundry because
Ritchie didn't have a clean uniform
and then my car was out of gas,and then I had
a conference with one of Ritchie's teachers
Oh,I am so happy to finally be
at work so I can get some rest
I really hitched my
wagon to the right star
Oh thanks Barb
I have something to show you
Oh is it gross I don't want to see it
Did it come out of the
shower I don't want to see it
Okay I want to see it
No my article came out
They interviewed me for
Black Women's Business Weekly
Oh that is fantastic
Oh Lenny Kravitz looks terrible
That's me
Oh oh,you look great
Yeah that really captures your
Congratulations
What is that magazine
I've never seen it before
It's a monthly that targets the
African-American business community
Oh that is just great
Well I can't wait to read it
You could read it now
Oh now
Oh I'm kind of busy right now
Okay you're real funny
but I don't see you getting the cover of a
magazine with the third largest circulation of
any free black women's monthly in the Los
Angeles area excluding the San Fernando Valley
Okay,you're right,Barb,it is
It's a really big deal,it is
And look it-- oh,wow,you
are in good company
They've got even Magic Johnson in here
That's me,too
Where's your hair
I'm just trying to get
the gym a little publicity
I mean,it's dead in here
I'm so bored I'm about to ask Ali
what happened to her mother's other cat
It's a really good story,but because
of your tone I'm not going to tell you
You know what
I mean,publicity doesn't
really work,though,Barb
I mean,we were all over the L A
Times last year and we
didn't get one new member
We were all over the L A
Times because our steam room cultivated
a new strain of athlete's foot fungus
God,I miss my toenails
You know,I could use a few new members
It'll give me someone else to talk to
Yeah,no offense,Barb,but,I
mean,who really reads this thing
I mean,is there still a lot
of interest in Al Sharpton
Damn it,Christine,that's me
That I knew was you
See We have fun
You know what,Barb Maybe we
will get one or two new members
Good for you Good for you
Something's different
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What happened here
What I don't know
what you're talking about
You've got some new members,huh
Some new members They're all new members
I've never seen this many
new members in one place
What is your point
No point You own a black gym
What Where did you get that from
You didn't notice that
everyone in your gym is black
Of course not
I'm a Democrat
What does that mean
I drive a Prius
I don't see color
What color is your Prius
No idea I'm not a racist
Christine,it doesn't make you a racist
to notice that people are different colors
Okay,look,I don't want to
talk about this anymore,okay
I need you to help me with Ritchie today
Can you do that or not
You're so stressed out
It's like the muscles in your jaw are
so tight you're developing a tic ..
I don't have a tic,okay
I am working,all right Racist
Until you learn what it means,you
can't use that word anymore
Look,I need your help,okay
With all of these new members,I don't have
time to do anything all right and Ritchie's got
and Ritchie's got field trips
and lessons and soccer practices
and I need your help to get him there
Done
Okay,now,for soccer,you
got to make sure that
I know,I know
We'll make sure he puts his shin
guards on his shins and not in his pants
Actually,that's a good general
rule for him-- nothing in his pants
All right,oh,but now listen
He's playing U-12 now,so that means
the practices are at Verdugo at 4:15
and the field is ..
You know what I better write this down
No,no,no,don't write it
down,I know where it is
They had the playoffs there last year
N-N-No,no,no,no,not on that side,though,on the
other side,and there are,like,six fields there
And you can't just drop him off
He'll follow anyone with a whistle
We'll make sure he finds his coach
Don't worry about it
Okay,now,wait a minute
Now,listen,when you get him home,you give
Ritchie dinner and then you make sure he showers
but I mean really showers,okay,not
just gets in and pees and gets out
Well,he is his mother's son
Okay,wait a minute,wait a minute,and then
tonight you got to put his guitar by the door
because he's got a lesson tomorrow,okay
-Yeah,right
-Fine
Okay,repeat it back to me
No,we got it
Okay You got it Are
you sure you've got it
Yes
Okay,sorry,I'm just a little uptight
Because of all the new members
Okay,will you stop
calling them "new members"
Christine,I need you out here
One of the new members needs some
help-- the woman in the pink sweats
You're going to have to
give her more than that
She doesn't see color
Get out
Look at us
First ones here
Yeah,we beat the carpool line
Christine owes us an apology for assuming
we'd screw this up just because we're menen
Yeah,you know what she is
She's a sexist who doesn't
know what "racist" means
I mean,how da she doubt our abilities
It's not just her
It's everywhere
All those dopey dads on TV
"Oh,I put the diaper on backwards
Hey,I'm gonna pour beer on my cereal
"Oh,I forgot my anniversary,so
now I'm in the doghouse
I'm not gonna get any sex
I love football and giant sandwiches
Oh,God,it's Sunday
I don't get that one
No,it's Sunday
Ritchie's home with Christine
That's why we're the only ones here
Oh,my God,it's Sunday
Want to go home and watch football
I can't,it's my anniversary
I am so going to be in the
doghouse with New Christine
Giant sandwich sounds good
Barb
We're out of membership packets and I
already used the back of the CPR poster
What do we do now
Well,first,we should unplug the
treadmill so nobody has a heart attack
and then you can stop dancing
while you're talking to me
It's hard
Where's Christine
Get out here
Hey,Barb
What are you doing in there
Oh,I've been busy
I've just been working on the five-year projections
and the feasibility of franchise projections
Almost,but you said projections twice
Now come help me
I had to start a waiting list
We can't take on any more new members
Well,maybe you can't,Barb,but
I have no problem
Yeah,I am just totally cool
Oh,good,I'm glad you're totally cool
Now,come help me get these
women measured and weighed in
Annette,Gloria,this is Christine
She's my partner in the gym
She's the white one
Barb,you're terrible
No
She doesn't mean that
Doesn't mean what
Oh,any of it,you know
Neither do I
Christine actually started this business
so if you have any questions about
anything like franchise projections
she's the one to ask
Yes,well,thank you for that,Barbara
I appreciate your confidence in me,but
as the good man says,we are all equals
Barb and I
And us
What's going on with your face
Equality
Hope
Now,if you'll just excuse me,I
will pop black into my office
Back,not black
So,if you'll excuse
me,I will be white black
Uh,white black
whi-ite
black
What the hell was that
Barb,I don't know what's happening to me
I'm a Democrat
I drive a Prius
I don't even know what color it is
What are you talking about
Listen,ever since we've got these
new members,pardon the expression
It just
it feels like the gym is different
Yeah,it's different
It's crowded and profitable
Yeah,yeah,yeah,and that's good
But it just it has a different vibe
Vibe
You know
Essence
I don't want to say any more
I think you better say something
I can't
Say it,Christine
Look,Barb,no offense,okay,but ever since that
article came out,the gym has become entirely
You finish
No,you finish
There are
many
not too many,but
so many
There are a lot of
You finish
Finish it,Christine
Fine
You want me to say it,I'll say it
I think I'm a racist,Barb
I'm going to go feed my mom's cat
What are you talking about
It makes sense
I come from a long line of racists
My great-grandfather was a
racist,my grandfather was a racist
My father owns a banjo,so
he carries the gene
Okay,calm down,crazy
I've known you since
you were 19 years old
You're a lot of things
You're a slut,you're lazy,you
drink too much,you're cheap
you're a terrible cook,a bad driver,awful
speller,a miserable wife,a lousy
Get to it,Barb
You're not a racist
You love black people
You married a black woman
I know,but for the past two days,every
time I walk in this gym I feel nervous
You know,I'm so worried that
I'm going to say the wrong thing
I just want to hide in my
office and not talk to anyone
Do you have any idea what
it's like to be a minority
No,I do not
Well,it's hard
Christine,how do you think I feel being
surrounded by white people all the time
I don't know
Bored
Sometimes
You know,I mean seriously,Barb,I pride
myself on my liberal values and my open mind
I hate that I'm uncomfortable
How do you think I feel when I go to cheese
shops,the Hollywood Bowl,Volvo dealerships
Malibu,Calabasas,Alaska,the
Republican Convention,the Gap
Get to it,Barb
Everyone feels more comfortable when they're
surrounded by people who look like them
That's why Martha
Stewart bought Connecticut
But maybe we should
diversify our clientele
So that way we'll both feel comfortable
We need to integrate the gym
Oh,yeah,yeah,you're right
We should just even it out
Well,I brought in the
black people with my article
You go round up some white folks
Okay,fine
If you need me,I'll be at Whole Foods or Williams-Sonoma
or Banana Republic,J Crew,Minnesota,Congress
Oh,you know what,I'll
just go to Ritchie's school
- Hey,dude
- Hey,man
Where's Ritchie
Oh,God
Don't say that
I called you last nit
we went over the plan
You were supposed to pick him up
No,I was supposed to pick up dinner
You were supposed to pick up Ritchie
Where's dinner
Oh,man
Okay,we just have to
remember what Christine said
Today's Monday
That means he was at school
Where did she say he
was going after school
I can't remember
She talks so much,and
so little of it matters
Well,if he's still at
school,they would have called us
Ah,there you
go-- a message
Hey,it's me
Everything went well with Ritchie
Give me a call
Great
Everything went well
And wherever he is,there's
a nice lady there
How are we going to find him
Oh,I don't think we can find him
Okay,I know
Let's listen to it again,and maybe we can hear something
in the background that will clue as to where he is
Message erased
Did you catch anything
Look,we're just going to have
to go everywhere Ritchie goes
He doesn't go that many places
Okay,we'll start with the school,then we'll go to the
soccer fields and then we'll try his friends' houses
Who are his friends
I don't know-- he's always talking
about some kid named Clay Aiken
I'm going to do you a favor
and not tell you who that is
If Christine finds out about this,we're
going to have to move to Mexico
She better not find out
I do not like cilantro
Can you believe this
What are the chances of the three
of us being pregnant at the same time
I'm not pregnant
What a beautiful blousy top
What are you laughing at
You're growing a beard
It's my hormones
It's falling out of my head
and sprouting everywhere else
Oh,hi,ladies
Excuse me,um
Well,as you know,I own a woman's-only
gym,and we are having a promotion
A two-week free trial
membership for white women
uh,for women
Yeah,we have pregnancy yoga
classes so you can all come together
I'm going to burn this blouse
You know,Christine,I don't
think we're really interested
Oh,well,I could throw in free
massages and some facial waxing
Oh,I'm in
Oh,hey,Barb
I got three
I'm going to Nordstrom's
to get some more
I can't believe we didn't find him
I can't believe you lost him
I didn't lose him,I lost dinner
And he's not lost,he's somewhere
I'm so worried
And hungry
We're going to have to tell Christine
And then she's going to talk to us
in that tone for the rest of our lives
I don't care
I just want Ritchie back
Me too,man
Oh,come on,did you guys watch Rudy again
Christine,we have to talk to you
I know
You must be so mad at me
A little
Explain why
I screwed up the whole day
I told you to pick him
up at his guitar lesson
Guitar lesson
Go on
But today wasn't his guitar lesson
He had study group after school and then he
went to Jimmy Ray's house until after dinner
I sent you on a
complete wild-goose chase
You're damn right you did
We drove all the way out to Hmm-dale
Where
You know,it's right off
the 1-0-fling freeway
Listen,I know that I messed
up,but I got to get back to work
Is there any way you
guys can pick him up
Of course
We're not idiots
Okay
Thanks so much
I've got to go wax Lindsay's chin
She's having a rough pregnancy
In the wrong light,she
looks like Fidel Castro
Thank you
Well,that went well
Yeah
Do you have any idea where Ritchie is
Well,I'm hoping to God he's in Hmm-dale
What's different
Oh,hi,Barb
What did you do with
all the black people
I don't see color,Barb
You don't see color
because there is no color
Now,what did you do
with all the black people
They got mad when they found out the white
women were here for free and they had to pay
It's also why the music went to crap
This is terrible
Well,we can fix it
We can just offer free membership
to our black clients,too
You can't make any money that way
Maybe we can charge Asians double
Barb,come on,we have to treat everybody the
same whether their Asian or black or regular
They should just come
because it's a good gym
Yeah,it is a good gym
As long as you wear
sandals in the shower
And it can stand on its own merits
Well,we did it
We sure did
You know,Barb,maybe the world
wasn't ready for an integrated gym
Yeah,we were ahead of our time
Besides,we've done our share
We're part of a
biracial,fake,lesbian,sham marriage
Let somebody else do something
Yeah,you're right
We're heroes
I'm exhausted
I'm going to take a nap
I'm going to go to Nordstrom's
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I'm pretty good
My mom's s arthritis is acting up again so I had
to go over there and open the cat food can for her
She has a cat
No I meant: how's it going with the gym
Oh It's dead here
Like my mom's other cat
Okay I'm gonna switch gears here
Did you fill the shampoo
dispensers in the locker room
They're only down this much and
that's only because I borrowed some
Oh and I also took two tampons
And a towel
I had a party this weekend
Sorry I didn't invite you
I couldn't make it anyway
I was having my own tampon towel party
Oh God I have had such a morning
I already had to do laundry because
Ritchie didn't have a clean uniform
and then my car was out of gas,and then I had
a conference with one of Ritchie's teachers
Oh,I am so happy to finally be
at work so I can get some rest
I really hitched my
wagon to the right star
Oh thanks Barb
I have something to show you
Oh is it gross I don't want to see it
Did it come out of the
shower I don't want to see it
Okay I want to see it
No my article came out
They interviewed me for
Black Women's Business Weekly
Oh that is fantastic
Oh Lenny Kravitz looks terrible
That's me
Oh oh,you look great
Yeah that really captures your
Congratulations
What is that magazine
I've never seen it before
It's a monthly that targets the
African-American business community
Oh that is just great
Well I can't wait to read it
You could read it now
Oh now
Oh I'm kind of busy right now
Okay you're real funny
but I don't see you getting the cover of a
magazine with the third largest circulation of
any free black women's monthly in the Los
Angeles area excluding the San Fernando Valley
Okay,you're right,Barb,it is
It's a really big deal,it is
And look it-- oh,wow,you
are in good company
They've got even Magic Johnson in here
That's me,too
Where's your hair
I'm just trying to get
the gym a little publicity
I mean,it's dead in here
I'm so bored I'm about to ask Ali
what happened to her mother's other cat
It's a really good story,but because
of your tone I'm not going to tell you
You know what
I mean,publicity doesn't
really work,though,Barb
I mean,we were all over the L A
Times last year and we
didn't get one new member
We were all over the L A
Times because our steam room cultivated
a new strain of athlete's foot fungus
God,I miss my toenails
You know,I could use a few new members
It'll give me someone else to talk to
Yeah,no offense,Barb,but,I
mean,who really reads this thing
I mean,is there still a lot
of interest in Al Sharpton
Damn it,Christine,that's me
That I knew was you
See We have fun
You know what,Barb Maybe we
will get one or two new members
Good for you Good for you
Something's different
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What happened here
What I don't know
what you're talking about
You've got some new members,huh
Some new members They're all new members
I've never seen this many
new members in one place
What is your point
No point You own a black gym
What Where did you get that from
You didn't notice that
everyone in your gym is black
Of course not
I'm a Democrat
What does that mean
I drive a Prius
I don't see color
What color is your Prius
No idea I'm not a racist
Christine,it doesn't make you a racist
to notice that people are different colors
Okay,look,I don't want to
talk about this anymore,okay
I need you to help me with Ritchie today
Can you do that or not
You're so stressed out
It's like the muscles in your jaw are
so tight you're developing a tic ..
I don't have a tic,okay
I am working,all right Racist
Until you learn what it means,you
can't use that word anymore
Look,I need your help,okay
With all of these new members,I don't have
time to do anything all right and Ritchie's got
and Ritchie's got field trips
and lessons and soccer practices
and I need your help to get him there
Done
Okay,now,for soccer,you
got to make sure that
I know,I know
We'll make sure he puts his shin
guards on his shins and not in his pants
Actually,that's a good general
rule for him-- nothing in his pants
All right,oh,but now listen
He's playing U-12 now,so that means
the practices are at Verdugo at 4:15
and the field is ..
You know what I better write this down
No,no,no,don't write it
down,I know where it is
They had the playoffs there last year
N-N-No,no,no,no,not on that side,though,on the
other side,and there are,like,six fields there
And you can't just drop him off
He'll follow anyone with a whistle
We'll make sure he finds his coach
Don't worry about it
Okay,now,wait a minute
Now,listen,when you get him home,you give
Ritchie dinner and then you make sure he showers
but I mean really showers,okay,not
just gets in and pees and gets out
Well,he is his mother's son
Okay,wait a minute,wait a minute,and then
tonight you got to put his guitar by the door
because he's got a lesson tomorrow,okay
-Yeah,right
-Fine
Okay,repeat it back to me
No,we got it
Okay You got it Are
you sure you've got it
Yes
Okay,sorry,I'm just a little uptight
Because of all the new members
Okay,will you stop
calling them "new members"
Christine,I need you out here
One of the new members needs some
help-- the woman in the pink sweats
You're going to have to
give her more than that
She doesn't see color
Get out
Look at us
First ones here
Yeah,we beat the carpool line
Christine owes us an apology for assuming
we'd screw this up just because we're menen
Yeah,you know what she is
She's a sexist who doesn't
know what "racist" means
I mean,how da she doubt our abilities
It's not just her
It's everywhere
All those dopey dads on TV
"Oh,I put the diaper on backwards
Hey,I'm gonna pour beer on my cereal
"Oh,I forgot my anniversary,so
now I'm in the doghouse
I'm not gonna get any sex
I love football and giant sandwiches
Oh,God,it's Sunday
I don't get that one
No,it's Sunday
Ritchie's home with Christine
That's why we're the only ones here
Oh,my God,it's Sunday
Want to go home and watch football
I can't,it's my anniversary
I am so going to be in the
doghouse with New Christine
Giant sandwich sounds good
Barb
We're out of membership packets and I
already used the back of the CPR poster
What do we do now
Well,first,we should unplug the
treadmill so nobody has a heart attack
and then you can stop dancing
while you're talking to me
It's hard
Where's Christine
Get out here
Hey,Barb
What are you doing in there
Oh,I've been busy
I've just been working on the five-year projections
and the feasibility of franchise projections
Almost,but you said projections twice
Now come help me
I had to start a waiting list
We can't take on any more new members
Well,maybe you can't,Barb,but
I have no problem
Yeah,I am just totally cool
Oh,good,I'm glad you're totally cool
Now,come help me get these
women measured and weighed in
Annette,Gloria,this is Christine
She's my partner in the gym
She's the white one
Barb,you're terrible
No
She doesn't mean that
Doesn't mean what
Oh,any of it,you know
Neither do I
Christine actually started this business
so if you have any questions about
anything like franchise projections
she's the one to ask
Yes,well,thank you for that,Barbara
I appreciate your confidence in me,but
as the good man says,we are all equals
Barb and I
And us
What's going on with your face
Equality
Hope
Now,if you'll just excuse me,I
will pop black into my office
Back,not black
So,if you'll excuse
me,I will be white black
Uh,white black
whi-ite
black
What the hell was that
Barb,I don't know what's happening to me
I'm a Democrat
I drive a Prius
I don't even know what color it is
What are you talking about
Listen,ever since we've got these
new members,pardon the expression
It just
it feels like the gym is different
Yeah,it's different
It's crowded and profitable
Yeah,yeah,yeah,and that's good
But it just it has a different vibe
Vibe
You know
Essence
I don't want to say any more
I think you better say something
I can't
Say it,Christine
Look,Barb,no offense,okay,but ever since that
article came out,the gym has become entirely
You finish
No,you finish
There are
many
not too many,but
so many
There are a lot of
You finish
Finish it,Christine
Fine
You want me to say it,I'll say it
I think I'm a racist,Barb
I'm going to go feed my mom's cat
What are you talking about
It makes sense
I come from a long line of racists
My great-grandfather was a
racist,my grandfather was a racist
My father owns a banjo,so
he carries the gene
Okay,calm down,crazy
I've known you since
you were 19 years old
You're a lot of things
You're a slut,you're lazy,you
drink too much,you're cheap
you're a terrible cook,a bad driver,awful
speller,a miserable wife,a lousy
Get to it,Barb
You're not a racist
You love black people
You married a black woman
I know,but for the past two days,every
time I walk in this gym I feel nervous
You know,I'm so worried that
I'm going to say the wrong thing
I just want to hide in my
office and not talk to anyone
Do you have any idea what
it's like to be a minority
No,I do not
Well,it's hard
Christine,how do you think I feel being
surrounded by white people all the time
I don't know
Bored
Sometimes
You know,I mean seriously,Barb,I pride
myself on my liberal values and my open mind
I hate that I'm uncomfortable
How do you think I feel when I go to cheese
shops,the Hollywood Bowl,Volvo dealerships
Malibu,Calabasas,Alaska,the
Republican Convention,the Gap
Get to it,Barb
Everyone feels more comfortable when they're
surrounded by people who look like them
That's why Martha
Stewart bought Connecticut
But maybe we should
diversify our clientele
So that way we'll both feel comfortable
We need to integrate the gym
Oh,yeah,yeah,you're right
We should just even it out
Well,I brought in the
black people with my article
You go round up some white folks
Okay,fine
If you need me,I'll be at Whole Foods or Williams-Sonoma
or Banana Republic,J Crew,Minnesota,Congress
Oh,you know what,I'll
just go to Ritchie's school
- Hey,dude
- Hey,man
Where's Ritchie
Oh,God
Don't say that
I called you last nit
we went over the plan
You were supposed to pick him up
No,I was supposed to pick up dinner
You were supposed to pick up Ritchie
Where's dinner
Oh,man
Okay,we just have to
remember what Christine said
Today's Monday
That means he was at school
Where did she say he
was going after school
I can't remember
She talks so much,and
so little of it matters
Well,if he's still at
school,they would have called us
Ah,there you
go-- a message
Hey,it's me
Everything went well with Ritchie
Give me a call
Great
Everything went well
And wherever he is,there's
a nice lady there
How are we going to find him
Oh,I don't think we can find him
Okay,I know
Let's listen to it again,and maybe we can hear something
in the background that will clue as to where he is
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Did you catch anything
Look,we're just going to have
to go everywhere Ritchie goes
He doesn't go that many places
Okay,we'll start with the school,then we'll go to the
soccer fields and then we'll try his friends' houses
Who are his friends
I don't know-- he's always talking
about some kid named Clay Aiken
I'm going to do you a favor
and not tell you who that is
If Christine finds out about this,we're
going to have to move to Mexico
She better not find out
I do not like cilantro
Can you believe this
What are the chances of the three
of us being pregnant at the same time
I'm not pregnant
What a beautiful blousy top
What are you laughing at
You're growing a beard
It's my hormones
It's falling out of my head
and sprouting everywhere else
Oh,hi,ladies
Excuse me,um
Well,as you know,I own a woman's-only
gym,and we are having a promotion
A two-week free trial
membership for white women
uh,for women
Yeah,we have pregnancy yoga
classes so you can all come together
I'm going to burn this blouse
You know,Christine,I don't
think we're really interested
Oh,well,I could throw in free
massages and some facial waxing
Oh,I'm in
Oh,hey,Barb
I got three
I'm going to Nordstrom's
to get some more
I can't believe we didn't find him
I can't believe you lost him
I didn't lose him,I lost dinner
And he's not lost,he's somewhere
I'm so worried
And hungry
We're going to have to tell Christine
And then she's going to talk to us
in that tone for the rest of our lives
I don't care
I just want Ritchie back
Me too,man
Oh,come on,did you guys watch Rudy again
Christine,we have to talk to you
I know
You must be so mad at me
A little
Explain why
I screwed up the whole day
I told you to pick him
up at his guitar lesson
Guitar lesson
Go on
But today wasn't his guitar lesson
He had study group after school and then he
went to Jimmy Ray's house until after dinner
I sent you on a
complete wild-goose chase
You're damn right you did
We drove all the way out to Hmm-dale
Where
You know,it's right off
the 1-0-fling freeway
Listen,I know that I messed
up,but I got to get back to work
Is there any way you
guys can pick him up
Of course
We're not idiots
Okay
Thanks so much
I've got to go wax Lindsay's chin
She's having a rough pregnancy
In the wrong light,she
looks like Fidel Castro
Thank you
Well,that went well
Yeah
Do you have any idea where Ritchie is
Well,I'm hoping to God he's in Hmm-dale
What's different
Oh,hi,Barb
What did you do with
all the black people
I don't see color,Barb
You don't see color
because there is no color
Now,what did you do
with all the black people
They got mad when they found out the white
women were here for free and they had to pay
It's also why the music went to crap
This is terrible
Well,we can fix it
We can just offer free membership
to our black clients,too
You can't make any money that way
Maybe we can charge Asians double
Barb,come on,we have to treat everybody the
same whether their Asian or black or regular
They should just come
because it's a good gym
Yeah,it is a good gym
As long as you wear
sandals in the shower
And it can stand on its own merits
Well,we did it
We sure did
You know,Barb,maybe the world
wasn't ready for an integrated gym
Yeah,we were ahead of our time
Besides,we've done our share
We're part of a
biracial,fake,lesbian,sham marriage
Let somebody else do something
Yeah,you're right
We're heroes
I'm exhausted
I'm going to take a nap
I'm going to go to Nordstrom's
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