The New Adventures of Old Christine (2006–2010): Season 3, Episode 9 - The Happy Couple - full transcript
Barb and Matthew try to hide their sexual encounter from Christine, but Matthew confides in Richard, who tells new Christine, who finally tells old Christine. Christine herself then has erotic dreams about her brother Matthew. She therefore tries to use her position as Matthew's boss and landlord and as Barb's senior partner - to forbid them from seeing each other. Richard convinces her that it is really Barb's and Matthew's business, but by then they decide it was a one time thing anyway. Richard then has an erotic dream himself about Matthew.
Previously on
old christine--
you know,pete d ani
split up six months ago,
and I haven't even
gone out on a date yet.
Why haven't you?
Because I'm scared.
I've only been with one man.
I don't know what it's going to be like.
Well,pete was six-five
with a size-14 shoe,
so you might want to start
by lowering your expectations.
I don't know anything.
Being with only e e
n,n,I have no context.
You know what I'm saying?
I need context.
I'm sure you won't have
a problem finding context.
Smaller context than
you're used to maybe...
but context.
Yeah. Maybe.
Okay,so,matthew,I'm going to need you back
here at 3:00 this afternoon to pick me up.
Okay,fine,but you know it doesn't really
count as carpooling if you never drive,
pay for gas or thank me.
It's for the environment,matthew.
Why must you fight me?
Whoa,geez!
Barb,you're all sexed out today.
Those things are up close and personal.
- Somebody have a date?
- No!
- What?
- I don't know.
It's hot in here.
But not with each other.
What?
You look beautiful.
I didn't do anything different.
that's embarrassing.
So,uh,barb,how are you?
Are you feeling okay about everything?
I really wish I'd worn a different
swea ter,but other than that...
I'm talking about the sex.
Oh,uh,I haven't done a lot of that,so
how does the post-sex work exactly?
Uh,there's usually awkward
conversations,uncomfortable silences,
the haunting sound bites of
things you wish you hadn't said.
I regretted saying,"come to mama."
Me,too.
- But it was fun. -
No,I-I had fun,too.
Did you tell christine?
Oh,god no,are you kidding me?
She felt left out that time you and
I both accidentally wore green shirts.
And then for a month,the three of us had
to get dressed together every morning.
What are you guys talking about?
And when did you both
decide to wear jeans?
You're wearing jeans,too.
Oh,yay,we're the same.
So what? What is going on?
It has nngothi to do with you.
you're talking about my birthday.
She guessed it.
And now you've ruined the surprise.
Oh,no,no,you still got two days.
And if you're thinking cashmere
wrap,you're on the right track.
God,that was close.
Are you kidding? It's
her birthday month.
I could smear cake all over your naked
body and lick it off right in front of her,
and all she'd see is cake.
Come to mama.
I heard that.
You're talking about cake,right?
Well,if you're thinking berry...
you are on the right track.
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okay,I got it. Knock,knock.
- Who's there?
- Banana.
I'm not doing this anymore.
- Go do your homework.
- Okay.
Oh,my god,can we please
have some adult conversation?
I tht wislep barb.
Everybody's a comedian.
No,I really did.
Come on.
I'm serious.
Oh,my god!
When? Where?How?
The other night,on a
futon,the regular way.
She let you do that?
That's not the regular way.
It was fun.
Of course it was fun--
it was sex with barb.
Is she bossy? Is she rough?
She's bossy and rough,right?
It was a little weird.
Oh,weird. Fantastic,I knew it.
What? You thought about it?
I think about it with everyone.
I'm a guy. Don't you?
I think I'm a different kind of guy.
okay,I know what you
guys are talking about,
and I've been thinking
about the same thing,too.
See? Everyone thinks about it.
She's talking about her birthday.
Oh,when's your birthday?
In two days,silly.
Come on.
Anyway,birthdays are for children.
And so,I think what I'd like you to do is
whatever money you're going to spend on me
I want you to give that to charity.
Sure. What's your favorite charity?
Oh,it doesn't matter.
Something with kids or gays or...
oh,gay kids would be good.
Just give me the receipt
so that I can write it off,
and if you want you can put the
receipt inside a cashmere wrap.
Wow,she's really a giver.
In fact,when we were marrie she gave
me nothing but aggravation,am I right?
It's just me here,man.
Sorry. So,you and barb.
Yeah,listen,you can't tell anyone.
It's got to be like a secret.
No problem.
It's getting a little hot in the car.
I'm going to grab a water.
You were sitting in the car?
It was a long ride home from
school with ritchie's jokes.
If the answer to one more question was "banana"
I was going to knock-knock his teeth out.
Barb and matthew slept together.
She's one tell. Everybody gets one tell.
Okay,one,but that's it.
So,you and barb?
What was it like?
I bet it was intense.
And extra hot because of the taboo of
sleeping with your sister's best friend.
But you didn't care,'cause once
you got started your lust took over
and drove you both over the brink,until
you collapsed into a sweaty,shivery mass.
- Richard,can I see you in the car?
- Yep.
I thought she didn't want a party.
No,she said,"whatever you
do,don't throw me a party."
It's kind of like when she says,
"whatever you do,don't let
me eat this whole thing," or,
"whatever you do,don't let me drink
more than two glasses of wine," or,
"whatever you do,don't leave
me alone with this guy."
What are you looking at?
Nothing.
What did you tell him?
Nothing.
He was very respectful.
He gave no details.
But we imagined it was
intense and rough. Was it?
Matthew!
I'm sorry. He was my one tell.
And she was my one tell.
it was supposed to be a secret.
You guys can't keep a secret.
Who told you they had sex?
Who?
Matthew and barb.
What?
Okay,she's my one tell.
Surprise.
I-I can'T... I can't believe this.
Well,happy birthday.
We should probably get going.
See if you can get details.
Yeah,and I'd better get going.
No,no. You two are staying.Sit.
What the hell?
You two slept together?
Don't freak out.
We were in your garage and
it just sort of happened.
Oh,my god,in my garage?
Ritchie's crib is in that garage.
And my weed whacker.
And my wedding dress.
Every time I wear that dress
now,I'm going to think of your sex.
God,how could this happen?
Barb,you're like my sister.
Matthew,you are my brother.
It's like a brother and sister doing it.
No,it's nothing like
that. She's not my sister.
I am your sister.
Did you ever once think of me?
Never once while I was in that garage.
Well,maybe you should.
What are you trying to do to me?
Christine,I know,it's a little weird.
Oh,it's a lot weird.
It's too close. It's incestuous.
And it's a terrible
birthday present by the way.
We got you a berry cake.
I don't care about the cake.
This is huge news.
I'm going to my room to
decide how I feel about this.
And,matthew,whatever you do,do
not let me eat this whole thing.
matthew.
Did I not say do not let me do this?
Sorry about the cake,wine or man.
Listen,I was thinking-- you know
what,if you and barb want to be a couple,
then you should go
ahead and be a couple.
Really?
Yeah,I mean,it's a little weird
for me,but if it makes you happy,
then that's what I want.
Thanks.
I know that's not easy,because
it involves people who aren't you.
I just want you to be happy.
Thank you.
But,you know,I was ndnderg,do you ever think
that maybe I could be the one to make you happy?
What?
Let me be the one to
make you happy,matthew.
what's the matter? Are you okay?
Oh,I had a dream. It was horrible.
I dreamt I kissed you.
Oh,god,calm down,calm down.
It's not that horrible.
oh,it was a dream.
Two dreams. Just horrible.
Horrible dreams. it's okay.
I'm okay.
Okay...
it's over.
You dropped your complaint with sizzler?
No. That's not near over.
They pissed off the wrong customer.
But you and barb are done.Okay?
The whole idea of you two together
has completely messed me up.
Worst birthday gift ever,by the way.
I don't know how you got
from cashmere wrap to that.
Never again, do you hear me?
What are you talking about?
I'll tell you what I'm talking about.
I forbid you from seeing barb.
Forbid me?You can't do that.
Oh, yeah, I think I can.
You work for me,you live in my
house,you're my little brother--
consider yourself forbidden.
You can't talk to me like a child.
I'm going to my room.
My room.
I own you. I own you, matthew.
Nobody owns matthew but matthew!
I am so not attracted to him right now.
My coffee!
Who's yelling?
Are you on the phone with sizzler again?
Why aren't you dressed?
I told you I was picking you up at 8:00.
Yeah, well, I had a rough night.
Listen, I have come to
the conclusion That...
I am not okay with you dating matthew.
In fact,I'm gonna have to forbid you.
Forbid me?
I don't think you want to do that.
- Well,as your boss...
- as your partner.
As the senior partner...
I forbid it.
As the partner who can kick your
ass,I'll date whoever I want.
Not my brother.
Yeah,your brother.
Barb,you know,honestly,I-I just cannot
believe how ungrateful you're being right now.
And exactly what am I
supposed to be grateful for?
Barb,come on,don't make me say it.
Everything.
You're incredible.
Thank you.
Y-you know,my relationship with
matthew has nothing to do with you.
it has everything to do with me.
No. It's about me,and
it's about matthew,
and it's about the fact that if I want
to date matthew and ve sex with matthew,
there's nothing you can do to stop it.
Well,yes,there is.
If I want to go back there and have sex
with matthew right now,I can just do it.
Well,I forbid it.
- I'm doing it.
- No.
No,barb,I forbid it! I forbid
it!I forbid it!I forbid it!
No! No,I forbid it!I for...
no! I forbid it!I forbid it!
- We're doing it!
- No!
Mamahew,geg out here!
Don't you... stay inside!
- Matthew!
- Matthew!
- Matthew!
- Come to mama!
Stay inside!
Stay inside,matthew. Stay inside!
I for... bid it.
I brought you your birthday present.
I think you're really gonna like it.
- Is it a gag gift?
- No.
It's a wineglass.
Here,let me pour you some wine.
- Is it gonna dribble down my chin?
- Christine!
All right,well,if you're
opposed to having fun,
don't open the can of peanuts
that ritchie's gonna give you.
Richard...
I made out with matthew.
Oh,my god!
You finally did it.
It was the only thing left.
In a dream!
God!
Christine,if it's a dream,you
start with "I had a dream!"
I thought you meant for real. Geez!
What are you doing?
I wanted it be as upsetting
for you as it was for me.
Why?
I don't know.
But I had to tell someone,and the
worst part is,I forbid them from dating,
and they're gonna date anyway.
Hold on,are you telling me they are
in violation of your royal decree?
Off with their heads!
Richard,don't make fun--
this is serious business.
I'm having a really hard time with it.
It's my birthday month!
I-I understand it's gonna take a
minute to get used to the idea,but...
you're making this about you.
Right.
No,I'm saying that's wrong.
Wrong? How could that be wrong?
Because there are other people involved.
Who?
Barb and matthew!
Oh,yeah.
Oh,I see what you're saying.
They did this to me.
Let me get you a glass of wine.
I hate her.
I should've punched her,that's
what I should've done.
Forbid me--
forbid this.
Why is this her business?
It's not-- if we want to be
in love,we can be in love.
Are we in love?
I don't know.
It'll really piss christine off.
Okay,I'll be in love.
Seriously,are we gonna try this?
I don't know,it was fun in the garage.
Yeah,it was.
Wait,what are you doing?
Just thought you said...
oh,no,I want to.
I do,but could we take it slow?
Oh,yeah,of course,of course.
This is nice.
This'll show her.
What if they're happy together?
What if they're more than happy
together? What if they're soul mates?
You know how hard it is to find someone.
I've never done it.
I was there.
So,maybe instead of thinking
about how this affects you,
you should be thinking about
how it affects someone else.
Just try thinking about them
without thinking about you.
All right,I can do that.
so,they're dating,so
that'S... nice for them.
- And it could be good for me because...
- no,no,no,no.
Not about you,just for a second.
If they moved in together,then I...
- If they got married,my,uh...
- who?
They might be very happy together.
That's it.
That's it?
Then who am I mad at?
You've still got sizzler.
All you can eat means
all you can eat,richard.
All you can eat does not mean
all you can fit in your purse.
Well,they're gonna need to
get a better sign,then,right?
this isn't happening,is it?
Oh,I think it was only happening in
the first place to piss christine off.
Not in the garage--
ththgarage was fun.
The garage was great.
- Does this building have a garage?
- No.
What are we gonna do?
We can't let christine
think she can forbid us.
No,we can't-- we're
not gonna back down.
That's right-- we'll get
married if we have to.
By the way,my family's gonna hate you.
Yeah,my grandfather's not
exactly gonna make a toast,either.
what do you want,christine?
Did you forget to forbid somethin
oh,I deserve that.
No,you deserve more than that.
Easy,honey.
No,honey's right.
And stupid richard is right,okay?
This isn't about me.
If you guys are happy together
as a couple,then that's great,
no matter how much it
completely grosses me out.
You can just go ahead
and be a couple and kiss.
- That's okay.
- We're good.
No,really,I know I made it awkward for
you guys before,so just go ahead and kiss.
Kiss. Come on,kiss.
Kiss!Kiss!Kiss!Kiss!Kiss!Kiss!
- Ki...
- stop it!
Wh-why?
We're not really that
into each other anymore.
But I just got used to the idea.
It was too weird.
Yeah,we were just doing
it to piss you off.
That is why you slept together?
Oh,no,no,no,that was for fun.
- Sosouch fun.
- Stop it.
But after that,it was
mainly to piss you off.
Oh,so this whole time you
were thinking about me?
- Yep.
- Sorry.
Yeah.
I knew it was about me.
Stupid richard.
I am hungry,but I'm not
seeing anything I want.
I see something i want.
stupid christine!
old christine--
you know,pete d ani
split up six months ago,
and I haven't even
gone out on a date yet.
Why haven't you?
Because I'm scared.
I've only been with one man.
I don't know what it's going to be like.
Well,pete was six-five
with a size-14 shoe,
so you might want to start
by lowering your expectations.
I don't know anything.
Being with only e e
n,n,I have no context.
You know what I'm saying?
I need context.
I'm sure you won't have
a problem finding context.
Smaller context than
you're used to maybe...
but context.
Yeah. Maybe.
Okay,so,matthew,I'm going to need you back
here at 3:00 this afternoon to pick me up.
Okay,fine,but you know it doesn't really
count as carpooling if you never drive,
pay for gas or thank me.
It's for the environment,matthew.
Why must you fight me?
Whoa,geez!
Barb,you're all sexed out today.
Those things are up close and personal.
- Somebody have a date?
- No!
- What?
- I don't know.
It's hot in here.
But not with each other.
What?
You look beautiful.
I didn't do anything different.
that's embarrassing.
So,uh,barb,how are you?
Are you feeling okay about everything?
I really wish I'd worn a different
swea ter,but other than that...
I'm talking about the sex.
Oh,uh,I haven't done a lot of that,so
how does the post-sex work exactly?
Uh,there's usually awkward
conversations,uncomfortable silences,
the haunting sound bites of
things you wish you hadn't said.
I regretted saying,"come to mama."
Me,too.
- But it was fun. -
No,I-I had fun,too.
Did you tell christine?
Oh,god no,are you kidding me?
She felt left out that time you and
I both accidentally wore green shirts.
And then for a month,the three of us had
to get dressed together every morning.
What are you guys talking about?
And when did you both
decide to wear jeans?
You're wearing jeans,too.
Oh,yay,we're the same.
So what? What is going on?
It has nngothi to do with you.
you're talking about my birthday.
She guessed it.
And now you've ruined the surprise.
Oh,no,no,you still got two days.
And if you're thinking cashmere
wrap,you're on the right track.
God,that was close.
Are you kidding? It's
her birthday month.
I could smear cake all over your naked
body and lick it off right in front of her,
and all she'd see is cake.
Come to mama.
I heard that.
You're talking about cake,right?
Well,if you're thinking berry...
you are on the right track.
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okay,I got it. Knock,knock.
- Who's there?
- Banana.
I'm not doing this anymore.
- Go do your homework.
- Okay.
Oh,my god,can we please
have some adult conversation?
I tht wislep barb.
Everybody's a comedian.
No,I really did.
Come on.
I'm serious.
Oh,my god!
When? Where?How?
The other night,on a
futon,the regular way.
She let you do that?
That's not the regular way.
It was fun.
Of course it was fun--
it was sex with barb.
Is she bossy? Is she rough?
She's bossy and rough,right?
It was a little weird.
Oh,weird. Fantastic,I knew it.
What? You thought about it?
I think about it with everyone.
I'm a guy. Don't you?
I think I'm a different kind of guy.
okay,I know what you
guys are talking about,
and I've been thinking
about the same thing,too.
See? Everyone thinks about it.
She's talking about her birthday.
Oh,when's your birthday?
In two days,silly.
Come on.
Anyway,birthdays are for children.
And so,I think what I'd like you to do is
whatever money you're going to spend on me
I want you to give that to charity.
Sure. What's your favorite charity?
Oh,it doesn't matter.
Something with kids or gays or...
oh,gay kids would be good.
Just give me the receipt
so that I can write it off,
and if you want you can put the
receipt inside a cashmere wrap.
Wow,she's really a giver.
In fact,when we were marrie she gave
me nothing but aggravation,am I right?
It's just me here,man.
Sorry. So,you and barb.
Yeah,listen,you can't tell anyone.
It's got to be like a secret.
No problem.
It's getting a little hot in the car.
I'm going to grab a water.
You were sitting in the car?
It was a long ride home from
school with ritchie's jokes.
If the answer to one more question was "banana"
I was going to knock-knock his teeth out.
Barb and matthew slept together.
She's one tell. Everybody gets one tell.
Okay,one,but that's it.
So,you and barb?
What was it like?
I bet it was intense.
And extra hot because of the taboo of
sleeping with your sister's best friend.
But you didn't care,'cause once
you got started your lust took over
and drove you both over the brink,until
you collapsed into a sweaty,shivery mass.
- Richard,can I see you in the car?
- Yep.
I thought she didn't want a party.
No,she said,"whatever you
do,don't throw me a party."
It's kind of like when she says,
"whatever you do,don't let
me eat this whole thing," or,
"whatever you do,don't let me drink
more than two glasses of wine," or,
"whatever you do,don't leave
me alone with this guy."
What are you looking at?
Nothing.
What did you tell him?
Nothing.
He was very respectful.
He gave no details.
But we imagined it was
intense and rough. Was it?
Matthew!
I'm sorry. He was my one tell.
And she was my one tell.
it was supposed to be a secret.
You guys can't keep a secret.
Who told you they had sex?
Who?
Matthew and barb.
What?
Okay,she's my one tell.
Surprise.
I-I can'T... I can't believe this.
Well,happy birthday.
We should probably get going.
See if you can get details.
Yeah,and I'd better get going.
No,no. You two are staying.Sit.
What the hell?
You two slept together?
Don't freak out.
We were in your garage and
it just sort of happened.
Oh,my god,in my garage?
Ritchie's crib is in that garage.
And my weed whacker.
And my wedding dress.
Every time I wear that dress
now,I'm going to think of your sex.
God,how could this happen?
Barb,you're like my sister.
Matthew,you are my brother.
It's like a brother and sister doing it.
No,it's nothing like
that. She's not my sister.
I am your sister.
Did you ever once think of me?
Never once while I was in that garage.
Well,maybe you should.
What are you trying to do to me?
Christine,I know,it's a little weird.
Oh,it's a lot weird.
It's too close. It's incestuous.
And it's a terrible
birthday present by the way.
We got you a berry cake.
I don't care about the cake.
This is huge news.
I'm going to my room to
decide how I feel about this.
And,matthew,whatever you do,do
not let me eat this whole thing.
matthew.
Did I not say do not let me do this?
Sorry about the cake,wine or man.
Listen,I was thinking-- you know
what,if you and barb want to be a couple,
then you should go
ahead and be a couple.
Really?
Yeah,I mean,it's a little weird
for me,but if it makes you happy,
then that's what I want.
Thanks.
I know that's not easy,because
it involves people who aren't you.
I just want you to be happy.
Thank you.
But,you know,I was ndnderg,do you ever think
that maybe I could be the one to make you happy?
What?
Let me be the one to
make you happy,matthew.
what's the matter? Are you okay?
Oh,I had a dream. It was horrible.
I dreamt I kissed you.
Oh,god,calm down,calm down.
It's not that horrible.
oh,it was a dream.
Two dreams. Just horrible.
Horrible dreams. it's okay.
I'm okay.
Okay...
it's over.
You dropped your complaint with sizzler?
No. That's not near over.
They pissed off the wrong customer.
But you and barb are done.Okay?
The whole idea of you two together
has completely messed me up.
Worst birthday gift ever,by the way.
I don't know how you got
from cashmere wrap to that.
Never again, do you hear me?
What are you talking about?
I'll tell you what I'm talking about.
I forbid you from seeing barb.
Forbid me?You can't do that.
Oh, yeah, I think I can.
You work for me,you live in my
house,you're my little brother--
consider yourself forbidden.
You can't talk to me like a child.
I'm going to my room.
My room.
I own you. I own you, matthew.
Nobody owns matthew but matthew!
I am so not attracted to him right now.
My coffee!
Who's yelling?
Are you on the phone with sizzler again?
Why aren't you dressed?
I told you I was picking you up at 8:00.
Yeah, well, I had a rough night.
Listen, I have come to
the conclusion That...
I am not okay with you dating matthew.
In fact,I'm gonna have to forbid you.
Forbid me?
I don't think you want to do that.
- Well,as your boss...
- as your partner.
As the senior partner...
I forbid it.
As the partner who can kick your
ass,I'll date whoever I want.
Not my brother.
Yeah,your brother.
Barb,you know,honestly,I-I just cannot
believe how ungrateful you're being right now.
And exactly what am I
supposed to be grateful for?
Barb,come on,don't make me say it.
Everything.
You're incredible.
Thank you.
Y-you know,my relationship with
matthew has nothing to do with you.
it has everything to do with me.
No. It's about me,and
it's about matthew,
and it's about the fact that if I want
to date matthew and ve sex with matthew,
there's nothing you can do to stop it.
Well,yes,there is.
If I want to go back there and have sex
with matthew right now,I can just do it.
Well,I forbid it.
- I'm doing it.
- No.
No,barb,I forbid it! I forbid
it!I forbid it!I forbid it!
No! No,I forbid it!I for...
no! I forbid it!I forbid it!
- We're doing it!
- No!
Mamahew,geg out here!
Don't you... stay inside!
- Matthew!
- Matthew!
- Matthew!
- Come to mama!
Stay inside!
Stay inside,matthew. Stay inside!
I for... bid it.
I brought you your birthday present.
I think you're really gonna like it.
- Is it a gag gift?
- No.
It's a wineglass.
Here,let me pour you some wine.
- Is it gonna dribble down my chin?
- Christine!
All right,well,if you're
opposed to having fun,
don't open the can of peanuts
that ritchie's gonna give you.
Richard...
I made out with matthew.
Oh,my god!
You finally did it.
It was the only thing left.
In a dream!
God!
Christine,if it's a dream,you
start with "I had a dream!"
I thought you meant for real. Geez!
What are you doing?
I wanted it be as upsetting
for you as it was for me.
Why?
I don't know.
But I had to tell someone,and the
worst part is,I forbid them from dating,
and they're gonna date anyway.
Hold on,are you telling me they are
in violation of your royal decree?
Off with their heads!
Richard,don't make fun--
this is serious business.
I'm having a really hard time with it.
It's my birthday month!
I-I understand it's gonna take a
minute to get used to the idea,but...
you're making this about you.
Right.
No,I'm saying that's wrong.
Wrong? How could that be wrong?
Because there are other people involved.
Who?
Barb and matthew!
Oh,yeah.
Oh,I see what you're saying.
They did this to me.
Let me get you a glass of wine.
I hate her.
I should've punched her,that's
what I should've done.
Forbid me--
forbid this.
Why is this her business?
It's not-- if we want to be
in love,we can be in love.
Are we in love?
I don't know.
It'll really piss christine off.
Okay,I'll be in love.
Seriously,are we gonna try this?
I don't know,it was fun in the garage.
Yeah,it was.
Wait,what are you doing?
Just thought you said...
oh,no,I want to.
I do,but could we take it slow?
Oh,yeah,of course,of course.
This is nice.
This'll show her.
What if they're happy together?
What if they're more than happy
together? What if they're soul mates?
You know how hard it is to find someone.
I've never done it.
I was there.
So,maybe instead of thinking
about how this affects you,
you should be thinking about
how it affects someone else.
Just try thinking about them
without thinking about you.
All right,I can do that.
so,they're dating,so
that'S... nice for them.
- And it could be good for me because...
- no,no,no,no.
Not about you,just for a second.
If they moved in together,then I...
- If they got married,my,uh...
- who?
They might be very happy together.
That's it.
That's it?
Then who am I mad at?
You've still got sizzler.
All you can eat means
all you can eat,richard.
All you can eat does not mean
all you can fit in your purse.
Well,they're gonna need to
get a better sign,then,right?
this isn't happening,is it?
Oh,I think it was only happening in
the first place to piss christine off.
Not in the garage--
ththgarage was fun.
The garage was great.
- Does this building have a garage?
- No.
What are we gonna do?
We can't let christine
think she can forbid us.
No,we can't-- we're
not gonna back down.
That's right-- we'll get
married if we have to.
By the way,my family's gonna hate you.
Yeah,my grandfather's not
exactly gonna make a toast,either.
what do you want,christine?
Did you forget to forbid somethin
oh,I deserve that.
No,you deserve more than that.
Easy,honey.
No,honey's right.
And stupid richard is right,okay?
This isn't about me.
If you guys are happy together
as a couple,then that's great,
no matter how much it
completely grosses me out.
You can just go ahead
and be a couple and kiss.
- That's okay.
- We're good.
No,really,I know I made it awkward for
you guys before,so just go ahead and kiss.
Kiss. Come on,kiss.
Kiss!Kiss!Kiss!Kiss!Kiss!Kiss!
- Ki...
- stop it!
Wh-why?
We're not really that
into each other anymore.
But I just got used to the idea.
It was too weird.
Yeah,we were just doing
it to piss you off.
That is why you slept together?
Oh,no,no,no,that was for fun.
- Sosouch fun.
- Stop it.
But after that,it was
mainly to piss you off.
Oh,so this whole time you
were thinking about me?
- Yep.
- Sorry.
Yeah.
I knew it was about me.
Stupid richard.
I am hungry,but I'm not
seeing anything I want.
I see something i want.
stupid christine!