The Mask (1995–1997): Season 2, Episode 4 - The Good, the Bad and the Fish Guy - full transcript
d
d I GOT YOU WITH
MY WINNING SMILE d
d I'M A LIVING LESSON
IN FLAIR AND STYLE d
d JUST CAN'T HELP
BUT STARE AT MY SAVOIR FAIRE d
d I'M NOUVEAU, DECO,
ROMAN-GRECO d
d ROCOCO, BAROCCO,
BEBOP, HIP HOP, FLIP FLOP d
d SOMEBODY STOP ME d
d PRETTY VIRIDIAN FACES
LIKE MINE d
d DON'T COME A DIME A DOZEN
I STAND OUT IN A CROWD d
d BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME, YEAH,
THEY BROKE THE MOLD d
d WHOLESOME AND KIND,
STAID AND REFINED d
d TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND d
d ARCH-VILLAINS AND
NE'ER-DO-WELLS d
d HAD BETTER LEARN
TO DECORATE PRISON CELLS d
d GREEN GOES WITH ANYTHING
IF THEY ASK, SEE d
d WELL, THERE'S ONE LAST THING
I GOTTA SING ABOUT d
d OPEN UP WIDE
AND REALLY SHOUT d
d OHH, LOOK OUT d
d THIS IS THE MASK d
d SMOKIN' dd
OH, I LOVE TEARJERKERS.
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE
KILLER CRAB CAKES GOT FRIED.
I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING
TO REALLY CRY ABOUT, MASK!
YOU'VE GOT ME, LIEUTENANT.
CUFF ME.
THROW THE BOOK AT ME.
TAKE AWAY MY TV PRIVILEGES.
MAKE ME CAST A VOTE.
BUT FIRST...
OHH!
d
IS A WHAM, BAM, SLAM DUNK.
TWO POINTS FOR THE HOME TEAM.
THE CROWD ROARS.
BASK, BASK, BASK, BASK.
WILL SOMEBODY
GET ME OUT OF HERE?
TENNIS, ANYONE?
OH RATS, I'D LOVE TO,
BUT I'M ON DUTY AND I--
SINGLES IT IS.
AHH!
d
I COULD DO THIS ALL NIGHT LONG,
AND I THINK I WILL!
HA HA HA!
d
WELL, UM, OKAY, I'M COMING.
WHERE IS IT...
GIVE ME THE PHONE.
HELLO?
STANLEY, YOU'VE GOT TO GO
TO THE AIRPORT ASAP.
I'VE GOT A VERY IMPORTANT
PACKAGE COMING IN
AND I NEED YOU
TO PICK IT UP.
BUT, CHARLIE, I--
STANLEY, BUDDY,
THIS IS URGENT BANK BUSINESS.
IF I DON'T GET THAT PACKAGE
BY NOON, YOU'RE FIRED.
I CAN'T BELIEVE--IT'S 5:30.
UGH, DON'T WORRY, CHARLIE,
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.
d
HELP!
HEY, COME ON.
COME ON, THIS IS SO BOGUS.
SPLITTIN' ME UP
FROM MY BEST AND ONLY BUD.
AT LEAST YOU'RE GOING
TO PRISON, DAK.
THEY'RE STICKING ME
IN THE AQUARIUM.
NO WAY, WE'RE BUSTIN'
OUT OF HERE NOW.
d
WAY TO LEAVE 'EM FLAT, DAK.
YOU'RE A TRUE BUD.
TO THE END.
I HOPE CHARLIE
APPRECIATES THIS, MILO.
MAN, THIS IS DEFINITELY ABOVE
AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY.
JUST A MINUTE, SIR.
I NEED TO SEE SOME ID.
ID--
OH, YEAH, SURE.
I'VE GOT IT RIGHT--
HOW'D THAT GET THERE?
AHH!
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
PUTTY THING AND FISH GUY?
HERE?
WE ARE THE TERRIBLE TWO!
WE'RE HERE TO SCULPIFY YOU.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA
NEED YOU KNOW WHO AFTER ALL.
IT'S THAT GREEN HEAD GUY.
EAT CROP DUST, MUTANT TRASH!
BUT FIRST...
SO, WHAT'S ON THE MENU TODAY,
HUH?
HOW ABOUT COFFEE, TEA,
AND ME, ME, ME?
AHH!
IS IT MY BREATH?
IS MY UNDERWEAR SHOWING?
DO I HAVE A PIECE OF SPINACH
STUCK BETWEEN MY TEETH?
GUESS NOT.
RIGHTEOUS BULL'S-EYE, BIG DUDE.
I HATE TO SOUND
BENT OUT OF SHAPE,
BUT YOU BOYS ARE
CRAMPING MY STYLE!
WRITE, "I WILL NOT WRECK
ANY MORE AIRPLANES EVER AGAIN"
1,000 TIMES, NOW!
YES, TEACHER.
UM, EDDIE, HOW DO YOU SPELL "I"?
NO TALKING!
COME ON, DAK, GO AND, YOU KNOW,
LIKE, TOTAL, LIKE,
GREEN HEAD DUDE.
HEY!
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OH, THIS IS WAY TOO SMALL.
SORRY, BUT I GOTTA THROW
YOU BACK, FISH FRY.
OKAY, THAT'S FISH GUY.
WHATEVER.
AHH!
OW, MY FIN.
NOW, THIS IS A REAL CATCH.
d
DAK, HE'S MAKIN' FUN OF ME.
OH, CHILL, EDDIE.
YOU KNOW, YOUR GRIEVAGE
IS SERIOUSLY BUMMING ME OUT.
OH, SORRY, DAK.
I GUESS WE CAN'T ALL HAVE
MEGA COOL POWERS LIKE YOU.
YEAH, LIKE IT'S MY FAULT
YOU'RE SUCH A LAME-A-ZOID.
AWW, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
YOU'VE HURT
THE LITTLE GUPPY'S FEELINGS.
JUST BACK OFF, MAN!
WHOA!
NOW, THAT'S A NEW ONE.
d
GOTTA SAVE IT FOR THE FILE.
HEY, I APPRECIATE THE CRUSH, BUT
I GOTTA GET TO KNOW SOMEBODY
REALLY WELL BEFORE THEY
BECOME MY MAIN SQUEEZE.
EDDIE?
DAK.
I DIDN'T MEAN NOTHIN' BEFORE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO, YOU KNOW,
LIKE, FINISH OFF THE GREEN GUY,
HUH?
YEAH.
SURE.
WHATEVER.
THIS SUCKS!
WHOA!
THE WHEELS ON THE BUS
GO ROUND AND ROUND
ROUND AND ROUND
ROUND AND ROUND
HUH?
NO, IT CAN'T BE!
ABSO-FABSO, FISH GUY.
NO MORE FISH GUY.
FROM NOW ON I'M ULTRA COOL
MEGA SHARK DUDE.
DUDE.
WELL, GOOD TO KNOW YOU'VE GOT
SUPERPOWERS AND COOL AS MINE.
GUESS THE LAME-A-ZOID DOESN'T
NEED YOU ANYMORE.
OH, PFFT, YOU'RE NOT STILL
MAD ABOUT THAT, ARE YOU, EDDIE?
HA HA HA.
FORGET IT, DAK.
I'VE GOT MONDO COOLER
POWERS THAN YOU.
I'M GOIN' SOLO!
OH, THIS IS WAY, MONDO BOGUS!
I FEEL EXTRA GNARLY!
MEGA SUPER, EVEN!
HOW, JUST LIKE INSECTOR,
THE BUG MAN,
IT'S RAD PLUS INFINITY.
I AM SHARK DUDE!
MILO, THIS IS HORRIBLE.
d
I AM THE TERRIBLE ONE!
HA HA HA!
A TOOL.
MILO, I'VE GOTTA GET THE MASK
AWAY FROM HIM
BEFORE HE TRASHES
THE WHOLE CITY.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL JUST
GET A BRAND-NEW BUD.
LIKE, LIKE...
LIKE THIS GUY!
SEE, EDDIE?
I ALREADY GOT ME
A BRAND-NEW BUD.
SHH, QUIET, MILO.
HE MAY BE THE KEY
TO GETTING THE MASK BACK,
YOU KNOW...
PUTTY, FISH GUY WAS NOTHING
BEFORE HE STARTED
WEARING THAT MASK
NOW, YOU WANNA GET BACK AT HIM?
YANK OFF THE MASK.
OH, AS IF.
HE'S TOTALLY MEGA STRONG.
OH, COURAGE, DUDE.
COME ON, THEY DON'T CALL YOU
"PUTTY THING"
FOR NOTHIN', RIGHT?
YEAH.
YEAH, MAN.
YOU KNOW SOMETHIN'--YOU'RE
THE MOST RIGHTEOUS BUD
OF THEM ALL.
I'M HONORED.
OKAY, THIS IS MAJOR YAWNAGE.
I GOTTA TRY OUT A NEW POWER.
RAGIN', JUST LIKE
DR. OCTOPOID MAN,
BUT IT'S MONDO COOLER ON ME!
SHARK DUDE!
MASK.
GET...NOW!
OH, RIGHT, I'M SUPPOSED
TO GET HIS MASK.
HA HA HA.
YOU'RE NO MATCH
FOR SHARK DUDE!
d
AND THAT GOES
TRIPLE FOR YOU!
WHOA, WHOA!
THAT'S COOL,
WE'RE BOOKIN'.
THAT'S A BIG NEGATIVE,
YOU'RE YESTERDAY'S ROAD KILL .
CHECK THIS NEW POWER OUT.
I'M BIGGER
THAN GARGANTUAN MAN.
d
MASK!
MASK!
OH YEAH, DUH, RIGHT.
GIVE...ME...THE...MASK...DUDE!
d
BUMMER.
SPINNING.
OH, GOOD ONE, STANLEY.
JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE DIZZY
DOESN'T MEAN
YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME
FOR A SPIN.
ALL RIGHT, WORLD.
ARE YOU GONNA STOP
TWIRLING ' AROUND
OR AM I GONNA HAVE
TO GET TOUGH?
OH, MY NEW BEST BUD'S GONE.
HEY, WHAT DID YOU
AND FISH GUY DO WITH STANLEY?
AH, SORRY FOR DISUSING YOU, DAK.
I NEVER HAD COOL POWERS
LIKE YOU BEFORE.
PUT A FORK
IN OUR FRIENDSHIP, MAN,
IT'S DONE.
AHH!
FROM NOW ON, I WILL
ONLY COMMUNICATE
THROUGH THE POETRY
OF DANCE.
GREEN GUY'S
IN TOTAL OZONE LAND.
PARTY ON, DUDE.
SYNC.
LET'S BRINK ON PUTTY THING,
LIKE, SOFTEN HIM UP,
MELT HIM DOWN.
YOU KNOW, WASTE HIM?
YEAH, PLEASE.
HASTE LA VISTA,
GIRLY BODY MAN.
EXCUSE ME.
HI, COULD I BORROW
A CUP OF PLUTONIUM?
STANLEY!
WHERE YOU HIDING '?
STANLEY'S NOT AT HOME
RIGHT NOW,
BUT YOU CAN LEAVE
A MESSAGE AT THE BEEP.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!
OH, BOGUS, MAN.
MY BODY IS WON KIN ' OUT.
HA HA HA.
ACES, BRO.
THE SLUSHIEST ARE ON ME.
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
TOTALLY RAD!
OH, OH, OH.
I GOTTA SHOW THIS
TO STANLEY.
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FREEZE, MASK!
RIGHTLY , HA HA HA!
CAN THE COMEDY,
GREEN GUY.
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
OKAY DONKEY , ARTICHOKE ,
BUT CAN I RIDE
IN THE FRONT THIS TIME?
YOU PROMISED.
HEY, I ALWAYS RIDE
IN THE FRONT.
PUT A LID ON IT, DOYLE, THE MASK
IS UNDER ARREST, FINALLY.
WHAT ABOUT ME?
YOU?
YOU'RE JUST A FISH.
I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE
TO THE BEACH.
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OKAY, TELL US
EVERYTHING, MASK,
OR YOU'RE GONNA BE
TURNED INSIDE OUT.
NO!
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
NO!
SPARE ME.
I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING.
I WANNA HEAR IT ALL:
DATES, NUMBERS,
EVEN YOUR FAVORITE COLOR.
IT'S BLUE.
I MEAN, PLAID.
HONEST!
PARTY'S OVER, MASK.
ALL I REALLY WANNA KNOW
IS WHO'S UNDER THIS MASK.
HEY.
LAY OFF HIM.
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NOW THAT'S A WAKE-UP CALL.
HEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW,
THE WORLD STOPPED SPINNING '.
MR. ONE-AND-ONLY IS BACK, AND I
OWE IT ALL TO YOU, FISH FRY.
THAT'S FISH GUY.
WHATEVER.
DON'T MAKE A MOVE, MASK.
THANKS, IT'S BEEN A SLICE,
SORRY, CAN'T STAY.
MUTANT ON THE LOOSE,
GOTTA GO, BYE-BYE.
PUTTY FUDDY DUDDY
TOTALS THE CITY,
THAT WOULD PUT
A REAL CRIMP IN MY SOCIAL LIFE.
STANLEY!
OH, WHERE YOU HIDING ',
MY NEW BEST BUD?
STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS.
GET THREE SHOTS
AND WIN YOURSELF A KEWPIE DOLL.
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GIVE IT UP,
GREEN HEAD GUY.
WHERE'S STANLEY?
ALL RIGHT, PUTTY FOR BRAINS,
YOU ASKED FOR IT.
TIME FOR MY SECRET WEAPON.
YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY GONNA
HATE MYSELF FOR THIS
IN THE MORNING.
OH, STANLEY, WHERE YOU BEEN,
BIG DUDE?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOAST.
HEY, HEY, LET'S RAGE,
LIKE, SMASH AND TRASH, OH!
OH, PUT.
STANLEY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE
NEVER SEEN BEFORE?
SOMEBODY SMASHING
A CEMENT MIXER
FROM THE INSIDE.
COOL, MONDO COOL.
THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!
HA HA, DUMB AS A STONE,
AND TRAPPED.
NOW, ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS CALL LIEUTENANT CALLAWAY ,
AND I AM--MILO!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
d
HUH?
WHOA.
IS THIS A GREAT
RIDE OR WHAT?
WHOA!
STOP IT, MILO!
LET GO NOW!
SUPER BUMMER.
MY POWER'S GONE,
AND I'M STUCK.
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT
BECAUSE YOU WON'T
BE NEEDING PLUTONIUM BREATH...
IN JAIL.
NEITHER WILL YOU, PIKES .
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
FOR AIDING AND ABETTING
ESCAPED CRIMINALS.
AND YOU'RE ALSO FIRED!
I'M TAKING YOU
AND YOUR LITTLE PARTNER
STRAIGHT TO MAXIMUM SECURITY.
EXCUSE ME, LIEUTENANT,
BUT DIDN'T HE STOP
PUTTY THING AND ALL?
I MEAN, DOESN'T THAT MAKE HIM
TECHNICALLY, I DON'T KNOW,
SORT OF A HERO?
HMM, "EDGE CITY SAVINGS:
HOME OF HERO STANLEY PIKES ."
I LIKE THE SOUND OF IT.
PLEASE, DON'T YOU MEAN,
"FORMER HOME OF FIRED HERO"?
FIRED?
WHO SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT FIRED?
LIEUTENANT, I DEMAND YOU RELEASE
THIS MAN AT ONCE!
YOU LUCKED OUT
THIS TIME, PIKES .
BUT THE NEXT TIME YOU SLIP UP,
I'LL BE ON YOU SO FAST
IT'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN!
OH, NO, NO.
OH PLEASE, DON'T MENTION
SPINNING HEADS.
THINK ABOUT IT,
STANLEY,
"EDGE CITY SAVINGS:
A HEROIC FORM OF BANKING."
OH, THANKS, BUDDY.
UH, I ALMOST FORGOT, CHARLIE,
YOUR PACKAGE.
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URGENT BANK BUSINESS?
AW, DON'T TAKE IT SO HARD.
THE DAY WOULD'VE BEEN
A WASH IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU.
REALLY?
THANKS, DAK.
CHEESY SLEAZE RAG.
THEY DIDN'T EVEN
MENTION ME.
MAIL CALL.
PACKAGE FOR
"POTTY THING AND FISH FRY."
THAT'S PUTTY THING
AND FISH GUY!
SURPRISE!
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE
YOU TWO BACK TOGETHER.
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GO FOR A SPIN?
d
WHOA!
DON'T STOP THE MADNESS!
ROUND, AND ROUND, AND ROUND
SHE GOES, WHERE SHE STOPS,
WHO CARES?
d
d I GOT YOU WITH
MY WINNING SMILE d
d I'M A LIVING LESSON
IN FLAIR AND STYLE d
d JUST CAN'T HELP
BUT STARE AT MY SAVOIR FAIRE d
d I'M NOUVEAU, DECO,
ROMAN-GRECO d
d ROCOCO, BAROCCO,
BEBOP, HIP HOP, FLIP FLOP d
d SOMEBODY STOP ME d
d PRETTY VIRIDIAN FACES
LIKE MINE d
d DON'T COME A DIME A DOZEN
I STAND OUT IN A CROWD d
d BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME, YEAH,
THEY BROKE THE MOLD d
d WHOLESOME AND KIND,
STAID AND REFINED d
d TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND d
d ARCH-VILLAINS AND
NE'ER-DO-WELLS d
d HAD BETTER LEARN
TO DECORATE PRISON CELLS d
d GREEN GOES WITH ANYTHING
IF THEY ASK, SEE d
d WELL, THERE'S ONE LAST THING
I GOTTA SING ABOUT d
d OPEN UP WIDE
AND REALLY SHOUT d
d OHH, LOOK OUT d
d THIS IS THE MASK d
d SMOKIN' dd
OH, I LOVE TEARJERKERS.
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE
KILLER CRAB CAKES GOT FRIED.
I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING
TO REALLY CRY ABOUT, MASK!
YOU'VE GOT ME, LIEUTENANT.
CUFF ME.
THROW THE BOOK AT ME.
TAKE AWAY MY TV PRIVILEGES.
MAKE ME CAST A VOTE.
BUT FIRST...
OHH!
d
IS A WHAM, BAM, SLAM DUNK.
TWO POINTS FOR THE HOME TEAM.
THE CROWD ROARS.
BASK, BASK, BASK, BASK.
WILL SOMEBODY
GET ME OUT OF HERE?
TENNIS, ANYONE?
OH RATS, I'D LOVE TO,
BUT I'M ON DUTY AND I--
SINGLES IT IS.
AHH!
d
I COULD DO THIS ALL NIGHT LONG,
AND I THINK I WILL!
HA HA HA!
d
WELL, UM, OKAY, I'M COMING.
WHERE IS IT...
GIVE ME THE PHONE.
HELLO?
STANLEY, YOU'VE GOT TO GO
TO THE AIRPORT ASAP.
I'VE GOT A VERY IMPORTANT
PACKAGE COMING IN
AND I NEED YOU
TO PICK IT UP.
BUT, CHARLIE, I--
STANLEY, BUDDY,
THIS IS URGENT BANK BUSINESS.
IF I DON'T GET THAT PACKAGE
BY NOON, YOU'RE FIRED.
I CAN'T BELIEVE--IT'S 5:30.
UGH, DON'T WORRY, CHARLIE,
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.
d
HELP!
HEY, COME ON.
COME ON, THIS IS SO BOGUS.
SPLITTIN' ME UP
FROM MY BEST AND ONLY BUD.
AT LEAST YOU'RE GOING
TO PRISON, DAK.
THEY'RE STICKING ME
IN THE AQUARIUM.
NO WAY, WE'RE BUSTIN'
OUT OF HERE NOW.
d
WAY TO LEAVE 'EM FLAT, DAK.
YOU'RE A TRUE BUD.
TO THE END.
I HOPE CHARLIE
APPRECIATES THIS, MILO.
MAN, THIS IS DEFINITELY ABOVE
AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY.
JUST A MINUTE, SIR.
I NEED TO SEE SOME ID.
ID--
OH, YEAH, SURE.
I'VE GOT IT RIGHT--
HOW'D THAT GET THERE?
AHH!
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
PUTTY THING AND FISH GUY?
HERE?
WE ARE THE TERRIBLE TWO!
WE'RE HERE TO SCULPIFY YOU.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA
NEED YOU KNOW WHO AFTER ALL.
IT'S THAT GREEN HEAD GUY.
EAT CROP DUST, MUTANT TRASH!
BUT FIRST...
SO, WHAT'S ON THE MENU TODAY,
HUH?
HOW ABOUT COFFEE, TEA,
AND ME, ME, ME?
AHH!
IS IT MY BREATH?
IS MY UNDERWEAR SHOWING?
DO I HAVE A PIECE OF SPINACH
STUCK BETWEEN MY TEETH?
GUESS NOT.
RIGHTEOUS BULL'S-EYE, BIG DUDE.
I HATE TO SOUND
BENT OUT OF SHAPE,
BUT YOU BOYS ARE
CRAMPING MY STYLE!
WRITE, "I WILL NOT WRECK
ANY MORE AIRPLANES EVER AGAIN"
1,000 TIMES, NOW!
YES, TEACHER.
UM, EDDIE, HOW DO YOU SPELL "I"?
NO TALKING!
COME ON, DAK, GO AND, YOU KNOW,
LIKE, TOTAL, LIKE,
GREEN HEAD DUDE.
HEY!
d
OH, THIS IS WAY TOO SMALL.
SORRY, BUT I GOTTA THROW
YOU BACK, FISH FRY.
OKAY, THAT'S FISH GUY.
WHATEVER.
AHH!
OW, MY FIN.
NOW, THIS IS A REAL CATCH.
d
DAK, HE'S MAKIN' FUN OF ME.
OH, CHILL, EDDIE.
YOU KNOW, YOUR GRIEVAGE
IS SERIOUSLY BUMMING ME OUT.
OH, SORRY, DAK.
I GUESS WE CAN'T ALL HAVE
MEGA COOL POWERS LIKE YOU.
YEAH, LIKE IT'S MY FAULT
YOU'RE SUCH A LAME-A-ZOID.
AWW, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
YOU'VE HURT
THE LITTLE GUPPY'S FEELINGS.
JUST BACK OFF, MAN!
WHOA!
NOW, THAT'S A NEW ONE.
d
GOTTA SAVE IT FOR THE FILE.
HEY, I APPRECIATE THE CRUSH, BUT
I GOTTA GET TO KNOW SOMEBODY
REALLY WELL BEFORE THEY
BECOME MY MAIN SQUEEZE.
EDDIE?
DAK.
I DIDN'T MEAN NOTHIN' BEFORE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO, YOU KNOW,
LIKE, FINISH OFF THE GREEN GUY,
HUH?
YEAH.
SURE.
WHATEVER.
THIS SUCKS!
WHOA!
THE WHEELS ON THE BUS
GO ROUND AND ROUND
ROUND AND ROUND
ROUND AND ROUND
HUH?
NO, IT CAN'T BE!
ABSO-FABSO, FISH GUY.
NO MORE FISH GUY.
FROM NOW ON I'M ULTRA COOL
MEGA SHARK DUDE.
DUDE.
WELL, GOOD TO KNOW YOU'VE GOT
SUPERPOWERS AND COOL AS MINE.
GUESS THE LAME-A-ZOID DOESN'T
NEED YOU ANYMORE.
OH, PFFT, YOU'RE NOT STILL
MAD ABOUT THAT, ARE YOU, EDDIE?
HA HA HA.
FORGET IT, DAK.
I'VE GOT MONDO COOLER
POWERS THAN YOU.
I'M GOIN' SOLO!
OH, THIS IS WAY, MONDO BOGUS!
I FEEL EXTRA GNARLY!
MEGA SUPER, EVEN!
HOW, JUST LIKE INSECTOR,
THE BUG MAN,
IT'S RAD PLUS INFINITY.
I AM SHARK DUDE!
MILO, THIS IS HORRIBLE.
d
I AM THE TERRIBLE ONE!
HA HA HA!
A TOOL.
MILO, I'VE GOTTA GET THE MASK
AWAY FROM HIM
BEFORE HE TRASHES
THE WHOLE CITY.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL JUST
GET A BRAND-NEW BUD.
LIKE, LIKE...
LIKE THIS GUY!
SEE, EDDIE?
I ALREADY GOT ME
A BRAND-NEW BUD.
SHH, QUIET, MILO.
HE MAY BE THE KEY
TO GETTING THE MASK BACK,
YOU KNOW...
PUTTY, FISH GUY WAS NOTHING
BEFORE HE STARTED
WEARING THAT MASK
NOW, YOU WANNA GET BACK AT HIM?
YANK OFF THE MASK.
OH, AS IF.
HE'S TOTALLY MEGA STRONG.
OH, COURAGE, DUDE.
COME ON, THEY DON'T CALL YOU
"PUTTY THING"
FOR NOTHIN', RIGHT?
YEAH.
YEAH, MAN.
YOU KNOW SOMETHIN'--YOU'RE
THE MOST RIGHTEOUS BUD
OF THEM ALL.
I'M HONORED.
OKAY, THIS IS MAJOR YAWNAGE.
I GOTTA TRY OUT A NEW POWER.
RAGIN', JUST LIKE
DR. OCTOPOID MAN,
BUT IT'S MONDO COOLER ON ME!
SHARK DUDE!
MASK.
GET...NOW!
OH, RIGHT, I'M SUPPOSED
TO GET HIS MASK.
HA HA HA.
YOU'RE NO MATCH
FOR SHARK DUDE!
d
AND THAT GOES
TRIPLE FOR YOU!
WHOA, WHOA!
THAT'S COOL,
WE'RE BOOKIN'.
THAT'S A BIG NEGATIVE,
YOU'RE YESTERDAY'S ROAD KILL .
CHECK THIS NEW POWER OUT.
I'M BIGGER
THAN GARGANTUAN MAN.
d
MASK!
MASK!
OH YEAH, DUH, RIGHT.
GIVE...ME...THE...MASK...DUDE!
d
BUMMER.
SPINNING.
OH, GOOD ONE, STANLEY.
JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE DIZZY
DOESN'T MEAN
YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME
FOR A SPIN.
ALL RIGHT, WORLD.
ARE YOU GONNA STOP
TWIRLING ' AROUND
OR AM I GONNA HAVE
TO GET TOUGH?
OH, MY NEW BEST BUD'S GONE.
HEY, WHAT DID YOU
AND FISH GUY DO WITH STANLEY?
AH, SORRY FOR DISUSING YOU, DAK.
I NEVER HAD COOL POWERS
LIKE YOU BEFORE.
PUT A FORK
IN OUR FRIENDSHIP, MAN,
IT'S DONE.
AHH!
FROM NOW ON, I WILL
ONLY COMMUNICATE
THROUGH THE POETRY
OF DANCE.
GREEN GUY'S
IN TOTAL OZONE LAND.
PARTY ON, DUDE.
SYNC.
LET'S BRINK ON PUTTY THING,
LIKE, SOFTEN HIM UP,
MELT HIM DOWN.
YOU KNOW, WASTE HIM?
YEAH, PLEASE.
HASTE LA VISTA,
GIRLY BODY MAN.
EXCUSE ME.
HI, COULD I BORROW
A CUP OF PLUTONIUM?
STANLEY!
WHERE YOU HIDING '?
STANLEY'S NOT AT HOME
RIGHT NOW,
BUT YOU CAN LEAVE
A MESSAGE AT THE BEEP.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!
OH, BOGUS, MAN.
MY BODY IS WON KIN ' OUT.
HA HA HA.
ACES, BRO.
THE SLUSHIEST ARE ON ME.
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
TOTALLY RAD!
OH, OH, OH.
I GOTTA SHOW THIS
TO STANLEY.
d
FREEZE, MASK!
RIGHTLY , HA HA HA!
CAN THE COMEDY,
GREEN GUY.
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
OKAY DONKEY , ARTICHOKE ,
BUT CAN I RIDE
IN THE FRONT THIS TIME?
YOU PROMISED.
HEY, I ALWAYS RIDE
IN THE FRONT.
PUT A LID ON IT, DOYLE, THE MASK
IS UNDER ARREST, FINALLY.
WHAT ABOUT ME?
YOU?
YOU'RE JUST A FISH.
I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE
TO THE BEACH.
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OKAY, TELL US
EVERYTHING, MASK,
OR YOU'RE GONNA BE
TURNED INSIDE OUT.
NO!
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
NO!
SPARE ME.
I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING.
I WANNA HEAR IT ALL:
DATES, NUMBERS,
EVEN YOUR FAVORITE COLOR.
IT'S BLUE.
I MEAN, PLAID.
HONEST!
PARTY'S OVER, MASK.
ALL I REALLY WANNA KNOW
IS WHO'S UNDER THIS MASK.
HEY.
LAY OFF HIM.
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NOW THAT'S A WAKE-UP CALL.
HEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW,
THE WORLD STOPPED SPINNING '.
MR. ONE-AND-ONLY IS BACK, AND I
OWE IT ALL TO YOU, FISH FRY.
THAT'S FISH GUY.
WHATEVER.
DON'T MAKE A MOVE, MASK.
THANKS, IT'S BEEN A SLICE,
SORRY, CAN'T STAY.
MUTANT ON THE LOOSE,
GOTTA GO, BYE-BYE.
PUTTY FUDDY DUDDY
TOTALS THE CITY,
THAT WOULD PUT
A REAL CRIMP IN MY SOCIAL LIFE.
STANLEY!
OH, WHERE YOU HIDING ',
MY NEW BEST BUD?
STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS.
GET THREE SHOTS
AND WIN YOURSELF A KEWPIE DOLL.
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GIVE IT UP,
GREEN HEAD GUY.
WHERE'S STANLEY?
ALL RIGHT, PUTTY FOR BRAINS,
YOU ASKED FOR IT.
TIME FOR MY SECRET WEAPON.
YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY GONNA
HATE MYSELF FOR THIS
IN THE MORNING.
OH, STANLEY, WHERE YOU BEEN,
BIG DUDE?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOAST.
HEY, HEY, LET'S RAGE,
LIKE, SMASH AND TRASH, OH!
OH, PUT.
STANLEY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE
NEVER SEEN BEFORE?
SOMEBODY SMASHING
A CEMENT MIXER
FROM THE INSIDE.
COOL, MONDO COOL.
THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!
HA HA, DUMB AS A STONE,
AND TRAPPED.
NOW, ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS CALL LIEUTENANT CALLAWAY ,
AND I AM--MILO!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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HUH?
WHOA.
IS THIS A GREAT
RIDE OR WHAT?
WHOA!
STOP IT, MILO!
LET GO NOW!
SUPER BUMMER.
MY POWER'S GONE,
AND I'M STUCK.
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT
BECAUSE YOU WON'T
BE NEEDING PLUTONIUM BREATH...
IN JAIL.
NEITHER WILL YOU, PIKES .
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
FOR AIDING AND ABETTING
ESCAPED CRIMINALS.
AND YOU'RE ALSO FIRED!
I'M TAKING YOU
AND YOUR LITTLE PARTNER
STRAIGHT TO MAXIMUM SECURITY.
EXCUSE ME, LIEUTENANT,
BUT DIDN'T HE STOP
PUTTY THING AND ALL?
I MEAN, DOESN'T THAT MAKE HIM
TECHNICALLY, I DON'T KNOW,
SORT OF A HERO?
HMM, "EDGE CITY SAVINGS:
HOME OF HERO STANLEY PIKES ."
I LIKE THE SOUND OF IT.
PLEASE, DON'T YOU MEAN,
"FORMER HOME OF FIRED HERO"?
FIRED?
WHO SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT FIRED?
LIEUTENANT, I DEMAND YOU RELEASE
THIS MAN AT ONCE!
YOU LUCKED OUT
THIS TIME, PIKES .
BUT THE NEXT TIME YOU SLIP UP,
I'LL BE ON YOU SO FAST
IT'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN!
OH, NO, NO.
OH PLEASE, DON'T MENTION
SPINNING HEADS.
THINK ABOUT IT,
STANLEY,
"EDGE CITY SAVINGS:
A HEROIC FORM OF BANKING."
OH, THANKS, BUDDY.
UH, I ALMOST FORGOT, CHARLIE,
YOUR PACKAGE.
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URGENT BANK BUSINESS?
AW, DON'T TAKE IT SO HARD.
THE DAY WOULD'VE BEEN
A WASH IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU.
REALLY?
THANKS, DAK.
CHEESY SLEAZE RAG.
THEY DIDN'T EVEN
MENTION ME.
MAIL CALL.
PACKAGE FOR
"POTTY THING AND FISH FRY."
THAT'S PUTTY THING
AND FISH GUY!
SURPRISE!
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE
YOU TWO BACK TOGETHER.
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GO FOR A SPIN?
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WHOA!
DON'T STOP THE MADNESS!
ROUND, AND ROUND, AND ROUND
SHE GOES, WHERE SHE STOPS,
WHO CARES?
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