The Mask (1995–1997): Season 2, Episode 15 - Power of Suggestion - full transcript
♪
♪ I GOTCHA
WITH MY WINNIN' SMILE ♪
♪ I'M A LIVING LESSON
IN FLAIR AND STYLE ♪
♪ YOU JUST CAN'T HELP
BUT STARE AT MY SAVOIR-FAIRE ♪
♪ I'M NOUVEAU, DECO,
ROMAN-GRECO, ROCOCO, BARROCO ♪
♪ BE-BOP, HIP-HOP, FLIP-FLOP,
SOMEBODY STOP ME ♪
♪ PRETTY VIRIDIAN FACES
LIKE MINE ♪
♪ DON'T COME
A DIME A DOZEN ♪
♪ I STAND OUT OF THE CROWD ♪
♪ BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME, YEAH,
THEY BROKE THE MOLD ♪
♪ WHOLESOME AND KIND,
STAID AND REFINED ♪
♪ TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND ♪
♪ ARCH-VILLAINS
AND NE'ER-DO-WELLS ♪
♪ HAD BETTER LEARN
TO DECORATE PRISON CELLS ♪
♪ GREEN GOES WITH ANYTHING
IF THEY ASK, SEE ♪
♪ WELL, THERE'S ONE LAST THING
I GOTTA SING ABOUT ♪
♪ OPEN UP WIDE
AND REALLY SHOUT ♪
♪ OH, LOOK OUT ♪
♪ THIS IS THE MASK ♪♪
SMOKIN'!
AS FLUFFCIONADOS KNOW,
EDGE CITY'S
FESTIVAL OF FLUFF
KICKS OFF TOMORROW NIGHT
WITH THE ANNUAL
FLUFF BALL
HERE AT THE FABULOUS
COCO BONGO CLUB.
THE BIG QUESTION?
WHO WILL
BE THIS YEAR'S
FLUFF PARADE
GRAND MARSHALL?
PONDER NO MORE, EDGE CITY!
YOUR GRAND MARSHALL
HAS ARRIVED!
♪
I'M JUST THE DOCTOR
FRANKENSTEIN,
TO BRING THIS
YAWN-FEST TO LIFE!
NOW, TO CONVINCE THOSE
UNIMAGINATIVE BOOBS
ON THE NOMINATING
COMMITTEE,
STARTING WITH
MR. BANK PRESIDENT!
♪
SHH!
♪
-WHO'S THERE?
-PAINTER.
I, I DIDN'T CALL A PAINTER!
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO,
I HEARD YOUR WALLS.
THEY WERE JUST SCREAMING
FOR NEW WALLPAPER.
LIKE IT, IT'S FROM OUR NEW FOOD
FOR THOUGHT COLLECTION,
SO, CHOW DOWN, BIG GUY!
♪
SANDMAN'S HERE.
I'LL
BE THE GRAND MARSHALL
OF YOUR DREAMS!
AFTER ALL,
WE CAN'T LET THE GIG
GO TO JUST
ANY OLD YAHOO.
YAHOO?
YEAH, YOU KNOW.
YAHOO!
KABLAMUS!
THE EXPLODING MAN
TRIUMPHS ONCE AGAIN!
MY NEW BALLOONS
TURNED OUT EXACTLY
AS I'D HOPED!
WHIMSICAL, COLORFUL,
A VERITABLE CORNUCOPIA OF FUN!
YOU SEE, MY PETS,
DADDY DOESN'T REALLY
WANT TO BE A CRIMINAL.
HE SIMPLY NEEDS
TO SHARE HIS GIFTS
WITH THE PUBLIC.
THAT'S ALL I EVER WANTED.
RECOGNITION OF
MY GENIUS.
WHEN I UNVEIL
YOU BEAUTIES
AT THE FLUFF BALL
TOMORROW NIGHT,
THEY'LL HAVE TO MAKE ME
GRAND MARSHALL.
AFTER ALL,
A GIFT LIKE MINE
WILL NOT BE IGNORED.
♪
WHAT, YOU TOLD YOUR DATE IT
WAS A COSTUME BALL TONIGHT?
THAT MUST BE WHY SHE'S DRESSED
AS AN EMPTY CHAIR.
EMPTY CHAIR.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IT'S TIME TO BRING OUT
OUR FEATURED PERFORMER!
WOULD YOU PLEASE
WELCOME TO THE STAGE
WORLD-RENOWNED
HYPNOTIST,
DOCTOR SAMMY NAMULUS JR!
♪
GOOD EVENING!
IT IS SUCH A PLEASURE
TO BE HERE IN,
IN, UM, UH,
IN EDGE CITY!
MAY I HAVE
A VOLUNTEER
TO BE MY FIRST SUBJECT
AS I UNLOCK
THE MYSTERIES OF THE MIND?
HERE YOU GO, DOC!
HIS MIND'S
BEEN LOCKED AWAY
FOR YEARS.
♪
FEEL FREE TO RELAX,
AND TRUST ME.
RELAX.
RELAX.
NOW, MY FRIEND,
EVERY TIME YOU
HEAR THIS SOUND
YOU WILL PERFORM
THE VERY NEXT
COMMAND YOU HEAR.
YES.
YOU ARE A MONKEY!
♪
AND NOW, MY FRIEND,
YOU ARE A ROAST PIG!
♪
LET'S GIVE
OUR FRIEND HERE
A ROUND OF APPLAUSE
BEFORE I RELEASE HIM
FROM HIS TRANCE!
WHEN I GIVE THE COMMAND,
YOU WILL FORGET
EVERYTHING THAT
HAPPENED HERE TONIGHT.
HAVE NO FEAR,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
TONIGHT, I DO NOT USE
MY AWESOME
POWER TO HARM,
BUT TO ENTERTAIN.
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
SOME OF MY FRIENDS.
DON'T BE AFRAID.
ENJOY THE MERRIMENT
THEY BRING.
♪
CHARLIE, WHAT'S UP?
WHAT DID I MISS?
OH, ONLY EVERYTHING!
WAIT, WAIT!
IT'S FUN
AND EDUCATIONAL!
OH, WHY WON'T
THEY GIVE ME A CHANCE?
OH, THEY'RE JEALOUS
OF MY GENIUS!
WELL, THEY'LL SOON
SEE THE ERROR
OF THEIR PETTY WAYS!
♪
NOW, HEAR THIS
YOU MINDLESS
FLUFFKETEERS!
THESE BALLOONS
WILL FLY
IN THE FLUFF PARADE
IN HONOR
OF OUR ILLUSTRIOUS
NEW GRAND MARSHALL,
ME!
AND JUST TO MAKE SURE
YOU'RE ALL LISTENING...
NO ONE LEAVES
UNTIL THE MAYOR AGREES
TO MY DEMANDS.
OH MAN,
WHAT A ROTTEN TIME
NOT TO HAVE
THE MASK WITH ME.
HMM, BUT MAYBE
I CAN FIX THAT.
YOU'LL SEE,
I'M SOON
TO BE THE TOAST
OF THE TOWN.
IN FACT,
LET'S HAVE A TOAST
TO ME!
HERE'S MUD IN YOUR EYE!
OW, OH, I CAN'T SEE!
DARN MUD!
♪
OW!
HUH, WHAT THE HECK IS THE MATTER
WITH ME?
♪
OH, I HOPE THIS WORKS.
UH, HI.
IT IS STANLEY.
LEAVE A MESSAGE
AFTER THE BEEP.
MILO, I'M AT THE FLUFF BALL,
AND I NEED THE MASK.
OKAY, OKAY, BUDDY,
BRING THE MASK TO THE BALL.
BRING THE MASK
TO THE BALL!
BRING THE MASK
TO THE COCO BONGO!
♪
PHONING THE POLICE,
ARE WE?
OH, I THINK
IT'LL TAKE MORE
THAN 911 TO SAVE YOU NOW.
HATE TO BURST
YOUR BUBBLE,
BUT I CAN'T ALLOW
ANY OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE.
BUT FOR YOUR TROUBLE,
HERE'S A LOVELY
PARTING GIFT.
WHOA!
♪
MILO,
OH, YOU'RE A LIFESAVER.
♪
JUST LOOK WHAT YOUR DOG
LEFT ON MY LAWN!
THERE ARE
LEASH LAWS, YOU KNOW.
YOUR HONOR,
I'M A BUSY MAN.
DO I GET
THE GRAND MARSHALL JOB OR WHAT?
YOU, GRAND MARSHALL?
FACE IT, BLIMP-BOY,
YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE
IN THE SWIMSUIT COMPETITION.
AND IF CHOSEN,
I WILL USE MY POSITION
TO PROMOTE WORLD PEACE
AND SEE THAT
EVERYONE GETS...
AN ATOMIC WEDGIE!
SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY,
AM I GRAND MARSHALL,
OR AM I A GRAND MARSHALL?
YOU?
YOU'RE AN INSULT
TO ALL THINGS FLUFFY!
IN FACT, THE ONLY ONE
WHO DESERVES THE JOB IS ME!
WHAT?
YOU'LL PAY
FOR THIS HUMILIATION!
♪
YOU'LL PAY
THROUGH THE NOSE!
♪
I CAN'T IMAGINE
WHAT'S COME OVER YOU,
BUT YOU'RE COMPLETELY
LOSING YOUR HEAD.
♪
HMM.
YOU KNOW,
I'M FEELING A MITE PUNCHY.
♪
SO LONG, SUCKERS!
OH, YES, OH, HO, HO, HO,
OH YEAH, OH, RIGHT THERE.
OH, OH, LISTEN,
MILO, STOP WHEN YOU HIT
THE CHOCOLATE CENTER,
WILL YA?
♪
HEH, WHO, WHAT, WHERE?
POPPING, AND KABLAMUS,
AND POPPING,
AND POPPING!
HYPNOTIST!
THAT HYPNOTIST
NEVER BROUGHT ME
OUT OF IT!
OH MAN, I GOTTA FIND HIM AND GET
MY HEAD STRAIGHT.
DOCTOR NAMULUS JR.
IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE
FOR PRIVATE PERFORMANCES.
FROM NOW ON,
HE'S ONLY PLAYING
THE BIG HOUSE.
CARNEGIE HALL?
SAN QUENTIN.
TAX EVASION.
OH, B-BUT I GOT TO SEE HIM!
IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
♪
HE'S UP FOR PAROLE
IN TWO YEARS.
TWO YEARS?
OH, THAT MEDDLING MASK,
DISTRACTING THE MAYOR
JUST AS HE WAS ABOUT
TO MAKE ME
GRAND MARSHALL!
MY BALLOONS
COULD HAVE FLUTTERED
SERENELY IN THE PARADE,
BRINGING JOY
TO THOUSANDS,
BUT NOW,
THEY'LL BE JUST THE THING
FOR BLOWING
THE ENTIRE PARADE
SKY HIGH!
OH MAN,
THIS IS JUST GREAT, GREAT.
EVERYONE AND HIS BROTHER
ARE AT THE FLUFF PARADE,
WHILE I'M STUCK LAYING LOW UNTIL
THIS STUPID
HYPNOTISM THING
BLOWS OVER.
OH, I GUESS
IT COULDN'T HURT
TO WATCH THE PARADE
ON TV.
WITH THE MUTE ON.
♪
OUR FIRST LOOK
FEATURES EDGE CITY'S
LUCKIEST DEMOGRAPHIC,
THE TRADITIONAL
NUCLEAR FAMILY!
YES SIRREE, BOB, A LOVING MOM,
DAD, AND 2.5 KIDS, AND LOOK!
HERE COME
OUR OFFICIAL
FLUFF FESTIVAL MASCOTS,
PUNKY AND DORY!
AND HERE'S
OUR ILLUSTRIOUS
GRAND MARSHALL,
MAYOR TILTON.
WELL, MILO,
EVERYTHING SEEMS
TO BE GOING
JUST AS FINE AND FLUFFY
AS ALWAYS.
I'M SURE GLAD KABLAMUS DIDN'T
DECIDE TO SHOW.
HUH?
♪
YOU SCOFFED
AT MY CREATIONS!
NOW, LOOK UPON MY WORKS
IN DESPAIR!
♪
THAT'S THE TROUBLE
WITH THIS ECONOMY.
TOO MUCH
RUNAWAY INFLATION.
♪
PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE!
DON'T LEAVE YET!
THIS BLOWOUT'S
JUST GETTING STARTED!
♪
KABLAMUS!
HOW DARE YOU!
SOME GRAND MARSHALL.
CAN'T EVEN CONTROL
HIS OWN PARADE,
AND NOW, YOUR HONOR,
I'D LIKE YOU
TO HAVE A BIRD'S EYE VIEW!
OH, MY GOSH,
HYPNOSIS OR NO HYPNOSIS,
LOOKS LIKE I NEED THE MASK!
YEE HAW!
NOW, GET ALONG,
LITTLE DIRIGIBLE!
YOU, YOU'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH THIS,
YOU FIEND!
PROMISES, PROMISES.
YOU KNOW,
YOU POLITICIANS
ARE ALL FULL
OF HOT AIR.
YOU NEED
TO COME DOWN TO EARTH.
♪
WELL, WELL, WELL,
IF IT ISN'T
THE KING OF POP!
YOU AGAIN!
YES, ME AGAIN!
AND I'M HERE
TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU...
HEY, LITTLE CARS!
HEY, FATHEADS, WANNA DRAG?
OH, WAIT, JUST A SECOND.
♪
NOW, DON'T GO AWAY.
♪
I'D LIKE TO THANK
ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE.
WEREN'T THEY GREAT
IN THE WIZARD OF OZ?
HEY, WE WERE
FIGHTING OR SOMETHING,
WEREN'T WE?
WHY, YES,
SHORT ATTENTION-SPAN BOY,
WE DO HAVE MUCH
UNFINISHED BUSINESS.
TELL ME,
HAVE YOU OVERCOME
YOUR MYSTERIOUS
LITTLE AFFLICTION?
OR WOULD YOU
BE AN ANGEL,
AND GET ME DOWN
OFF THIS WALL?
JUST AS I EXPECTED!
AND NOW,
ON WITH MY PLAN!
THE MAYOR'S BALLOON
IS FALLING DREADFULLY
BEHIND THE OTHERS.
TAKE THOSE
BOWLING BALLS AWAY!
♪
NOT AGAIN!
♪
WHAT AM I DOIN'?
SAY, AREN'T THESE YOURS?
♪
ROTTEN MUTT!
WELL, THIS TOWN'S
STILL GOING
TO BLOW SKY HIGH,
AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOING
TO DO IT,
MY LITTLE FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER!
♪
OUR NAMES
WILL BE FOREVER LINKED
AS THE TEAM
THAT DESTROYED
EDGE CITY!
THEY'LL RUE THE DAY
THEY REJECTED
MY GENIUS
AND PASSED ME OVER
FOR GRAND MARSHALL!
♪
UP, UP, AND AWAY,
PESKY CRITTER!
♪
YOU'RE VERY ANGRY,
LITTLE MAN, AREN'T YOU?
I THINK WE NEED
TO EXPLORE THIS.
GET YOU IN TOUCH WITH YOUR INNER
TUBE, HMM?
LET'S TALK ABOUT
YOUR HUMILIATION
AT THE FLUFF BALL,
SHALL WE?
NOW, TELL ME,
WHAT MADE YOU ACT
SO STUPIDLY?
I DID NOT ACT STUPID...
SHH!
I CAN SEE NOW
THAT YOU WILL NEVER
GET OVER
THE FLUFF BALL DEFEAT.
EVERYONE
AT THE FLUFF BALL
HATED YOU
AND YOUR BALLOONS, YA?
DO ME A FAVOR.
FORGET EVERYTHING
THAT HAPPENED
AT THE FLUFF BALL!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
YOU DO ME A FAVOR.
CALL ME A CHICKEN.
I DARE YOU!
OKAY.
YOU ARE A CHICKEN.
NOW, TRY A GORILLA.
YOU'RE A GORILLA.
A KANGAROO.
AN INSURANCE SALESMAN!
I'M CURED!
AND YOU'RE TOAST.
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
THE END OF ME!
OH, YES I HAVE.
I GOTTA TELL YA,
IT IS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT.
ALMOST FORGOT.
♪
I'LL BE BACK!
MARK MY WORDS!
YOU WILL ALL
SING PRAISES
TO MY GENIUS!
PRAISES TO MY GENIUS,
HMM, DON'T KNOW THAT ONE.
♪
BUT HOW ABOUT
POP GOES THE WEASEL?
WAS THAT
AN EXPLOSIVE FINALE
OR WHAT?
♪
YOU'LL THANK ME LATER.
WHAT DO YA SAY NOW,
PALLY?
DO I GET THE GIG?
♪
AND NOW,
HERE'S OUR NEW
GRAND MARSHALL,
THE MASK!
YES!
NOTHING'S GONNA RAIN
ON MY PARADE!
MILO, BAD DOG!
♪
♪ I GOTCHA
WITH MY WINNIN' SMILE ♪
♪ I'M A LIVING LESSON
IN FLAIR AND STYLE ♪
♪ YOU JUST CAN'T HELP
BUT STARE AT MY SAVOIR-FAIRE ♪
♪ I'M NOUVEAU, DECO,
ROMAN-GRECO, ROCOCO, BARROCO ♪
♪ BE-BOP, HIP-HOP, FLIP-FLOP,
SOMEBODY STOP ME ♪
♪ PRETTY VIRIDIAN FACES
LIKE MINE ♪
♪ DON'T COME
A DIME A DOZEN ♪
♪ I STAND OUT OF THE CROWD ♪
♪ BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME, YEAH,
THEY BROKE THE MOLD ♪
♪ WHOLESOME AND KIND,
STAID AND REFINED ♪
♪ TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND ♪
♪ ARCH-VILLAINS
AND NE'ER-DO-WELLS ♪
♪ HAD BETTER LEARN
TO DECORATE PRISON CELLS ♪
♪ GREEN GOES WITH ANYTHING
IF THEY ASK, SEE ♪
♪ WELL, THERE'S ONE LAST THING
I GOTTA SING ABOUT ♪
♪ OPEN UP WIDE
AND REALLY SHOUT ♪
♪ OH, LOOK OUT ♪
♪ THIS IS THE MASK ♪♪
SMOKIN'!
AS FLUFFCIONADOS KNOW,
EDGE CITY'S
FESTIVAL OF FLUFF
KICKS OFF TOMORROW NIGHT
WITH THE ANNUAL
FLUFF BALL
HERE AT THE FABULOUS
COCO BONGO CLUB.
THE BIG QUESTION?
WHO WILL
BE THIS YEAR'S
FLUFF PARADE
GRAND MARSHALL?
PONDER NO MORE, EDGE CITY!
YOUR GRAND MARSHALL
HAS ARRIVED!
♪
I'M JUST THE DOCTOR
FRANKENSTEIN,
TO BRING THIS
YAWN-FEST TO LIFE!
NOW, TO CONVINCE THOSE
UNIMAGINATIVE BOOBS
ON THE NOMINATING
COMMITTEE,
STARTING WITH
MR. BANK PRESIDENT!
♪
SHH!
♪
-WHO'S THERE?
-PAINTER.
I, I DIDN'T CALL A PAINTER!
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO,
I HEARD YOUR WALLS.
THEY WERE JUST SCREAMING
FOR NEW WALLPAPER.
LIKE IT, IT'S FROM OUR NEW FOOD
FOR THOUGHT COLLECTION,
SO, CHOW DOWN, BIG GUY!
♪
SANDMAN'S HERE.
I'LL
BE THE GRAND MARSHALL
OF YOUR DREAMS!
AFTER ALL,
WE CAN'T LET THE GIG
GO TO JUST
ANY OLD YAHOO.
YAHOO?
YEAH, YOU KNOW.
YAHOO!
KABLAMUS!
THE EXPLODING MAN
TRIUMPHS ONCE AGAIN!
MY NEW BALLOONS
TURNED OUT EXACTLY
AS I'D HOPED!
WHIMSICAL, COLORFUL,
A VERITABLE CORNUCOPIA OF FUN!
YOU SEE, MY PETS,
DADDY DOESN'T REALLY
WANT TO BE A CRIMINAL.
HE SIMPLY NEEDS
TO SHARE HIS GIFTS
WITH THE PUBLIC.
THAT'S ALL I EVER WANTED.
RECOGNITION OF
MY GENIUS.
WHEN I UNVEIL
YOU BEAUTIES
AT THE FLUFF BALL
TOMORROW NIGHT,
THEY'LL HAVE TO MAKE ME
GRAND MARSHALL.
AFTER ALL,
A GIFT LIKE MINE
WILL NOT BE IGNORED.
♪
WHAT, YOU TOLD YOUR DATE IT
WAS A COSTUME BALL TONIGHT?
THAT MUST BE WHY SHE'S DRESSED
AS AN EMPTY CHAIR.
EMPTY CHAIR.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IT'S TIME TO BRING OUT
OUR FEATURED PERFORMER!
WOULD YOU PLEASE
WELCOME TO THE STAGE
WORLD-RENOWNED
HYPNOTIST,
DOCTOR SAMMY NAMULUS JR!
♪
GOOD EVENING!
IT IS SUCH A PLEASURE
TO BE HERE IN,
IN, UM, UH,
IN EDGE CITY!
MAY I HAVE
A VOLUNTEER
TO BE MY FIRST SUBJECT
AS I UNLOCK
THE MYSTERIES OF THE MIND?
HERE YOU GO, DOC!
HIS MIND'S
BEEN LOCKED AWAY
FOR YEARS.
♪
FEEL FREE TO RELAX,
AND TRUST ME.
RELAX.
RELAX.
NOW, MY FRIEND,
EVERY TIME YOU
HEAR THIS SOUND
YOU WILL PERFORM
THE VERY NEXT
COMMAND YOU HEAR.
YES.
YOU ARE A MONKEY!
♪
AND NOW, MY FRIEND,
YOU ARE A ROAST PIG!
♪
LET'S GIVE
OUR FRIEND HERE
A ROUND OF APPLAUSE
BEFORE I RELEASE HIM
FROM HIS TRANCE!
WHEN I GIVE THE COMMAND,
YOU WILL FORGET
EVERYTHING THAT
HAPPENED HERE TONIGHT.
HAVE NO FEAR,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
TONIGHT, I DO NOT USE
MY AWESOME
POWER TO HARM,
BUT TO ENTERTAIN.
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
SOME OF MY FRIENDS.
DON'T BE AFRAID.
ENJOY THE MERRIMENT
THEY BRING.
♪
CHARLIE, WHAT'S UP?
WHAT DID I MISS?
OH, ONLY EVERYTHING!
WAIT, WAIT!
IT'S FUN
AND EDUCATIONAL!
OH, WHY WON'T
THEY GIVE ME A CHANCE?
OH, THEY'RE JEALOUS
OF MY GENIUS!
WELL, THEY'LL SOON
SEE THE ERROR
OF THEIR PETTY WAYS!
♪
NOW, HEAR THIS
YOU MINDLESS
FLUFFKETEERS!
THESE BALLOONS
WILL FLY
IN THE FLUFF PARADE
IN HONOR
OF OUR ILLUSTRIOUS
NEW GRAND MARSHALL,
ME!
AND JUST TO MAKE SURE
YOU'RE ALL LISTENING...
NO ONE LEAVES
UNTIL THE MAYOR AGREES
TO MY DEMANDS.
OH MAN,
WHAT A ROTTEN TIME
NOT TO HAVE
THE MASK WITH ME.
HMM, BUT MAYBE
I CAN FIX THAT.
YOU'LL SEE,
I'M SOON
TO BE THE TOAST
OF THE TOWN.
IN FACT,
LET'S HAVE A TOAST
TO ME!
HERE'S MUD IN YOUR EYE!
OW, OH, I CAN'T SEE!
DARN MUD!
♪
OW!
HUH, WHAT THE HECK IS THE MATTER
WITH ME?
♪
OH, I HOPE THIS WORKS.
UH, HI.
IT IS STANLEY.
LEAVE A MESSAGE
AFTER THE BEEP.
MILO, I'M AT THE FLUFF BALL,
AND I NEED THE MASK.
OKAY, OKAY, BUDDY,
BRING THE MASK TO THE BALL.
BRING THE MASK
TO THE BALL!
BRING THE MASK
TO THE COCO BONGO!
♪
PHONING THE POLICE,
ARE WE?
OH, I THINK
IT'LL TAKE MORE
THAN 911 TO SAVE YOU NOW.
HATE TO BURST
YOUR BUBBLE,
BUT I CAN'T ALLOW
ANY OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE.
BUT FOR YOUR TROUBLE,
HERE'S A LOVELY
PARTING GIFT.
WHOA!
♪
MILO,
OH, YOU'RE A LIFESAVER.
♪
JUST LOOK WHAT YOUR DOG
LEFT ON MY LAWN!
THERE ARE
LEASH LAWS, YOU KNOW.
YOUR HONOR,
I'M A BUSY MAN.
DO I GET
THE GRAND MARSHALL JOB OR WHAT?
YOU, GRAND MARSHALL?
FACE IT, BLIMP-BOY,
YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE
IN THE SWIMSUIT COMPETITION.
AND IF CHOSEN,
I WILL USE MY POSITION
TO PROMOTE WORLD PEACE
AND SEE THAT
EVERYONE GETS...
AN ATOMIC WEDGIE!
SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY,
AM I GRAND MARSHALL,
OR AM I A GRAND MARSHALL?
YOU?
YOU'RE AN INSULT
TO ALL THINGS FLUFFY!
IN FACT, THE ONLY ONE
WHO DESERVES THE JOB IS ME!
WHAT?
YOU'LL PAY
FOR THIS HUMILIATION!
♪
YOU'LL PAY
THROUGH THE NOSE!
♪
I CAN'T IMAGINE
WHAT'S COME OVER YOU,
BUT YOU'RE COMPLETELY
LOSING YOUR HEAD.
♪
HMM.
YOU KNOW,
I'M FEELING A MITE PUNCHY.
♪
SO LONG, SUCKERS!
OH, YES, OH, HO, HO, HO,
OH YEAH, OH, RIGHT THERE.
OH, OH, LISTEN,
MILO, STOP WHEN YOU HIT
THE CHOCOLATE CENTER,
WILL YA?
♪
HEH, WHO, WHAT, WHERE?
POPPING, AND KABLAMUS,
AND POPPING,
AND POPPING!
HYPNOTIST!
THAT HYPNOTIST
NEVER BROUGHT ME
OUT OF IT!
OH MAN, I GOTTA FIND HIM AND GET
MY HEAD STRAIGHT.
DOCTOR NAMULUS JR.
IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE
FOR PRIVATE PERFORMANCES.
FROM NOW ON,
HE'S ONLY PLAYING
THE BIG HOUSE.
CARNEGIE HALL?
SAN QUENTIN.
TAX EVASION.
OH, B-BUT I GOT TO SEE HIM!
IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
♪
HE'S UP FOR PAROLE
IN TWO YEARS.
TWO YEARS?
OH, THAT MEDDLING MASK,
DISTRACTING THE MAYOR
JUST AS HE WAS ABOUT
TO MAKE ME
GRAND MARSHALL!
MY BALLOONS
COULD HAVE FLUTTERED
SERENELY IN THE PARADE,
BRINGING JOY
TO THOUSANDS,
BUT NOW,
THEY'LL BE JUST THE THING
FOR BLOWING
THE ENTIRE PARADE
SKY HIGH!
OH MAN,
THIS IS JUST GREAT, GREAT.
EVERYONE AND HIS BROTHER
ARE AT THE FLUFF PARADE,
WHILE I'M STUCK LAYING LOW UNTIL
THIS STUPID
HYPNOTISM THING
BLOWS OVER.
OH, I GUESS
IT COULDN'T HURT
TO WATCH THE PARADE
ON TV.
WITH THE MUTE ON.
♪
OUR FIRST LOOK
FEATURES EDGE CITY'S
LUCKIEST DEMOGRAPHIC,
THE TRADITIONAL
NUCLEAR FAMILY!
YES SIRREE, BOB, A LOVING MOM,
DAD, AND 2.5 KIDS, AND LOOK!
HERE COME
OUR OFFICIAL
FLUFF FESTIVAL MASCOTS,
PUNKY AND DORY!
AND HERE'S
OUR ILLUSTRIOUS
GRAND MARSHALL,
MAYOR TILTON.
WELL, MILO,
EVERYTHING SEEMS
TO BE GOING
JUST AS FINE AND FLUFFY
AS ALWAYS.
I'M SURE GLAD KABLAMUS DIDN'T
DECIDE TO SHOW.
HUH?
♪
YOU SCOFFED
AT MY CREATIONS!
NOW, LOOK UPON MY WORKS
IN DESPAIR!
♪
THAT'S THE TROUBLE
WITH THIS ECONOMY.
TOO MUCH
RUNAWAY INFLATION.
♪
PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE!
DON'T LEAVE YET!
THIS BLOWOUT'S
JUST GETTING STARTED!
♪
KABLAMUS!
HOW DARE YOU!
SOME GRAND MARSHALL.
CAN'T EVEN CONTROL
HIS OWN PARADE,
AND NOW, YOUR HONOR,
I'D LIKE YOU
TO HAVE A BIRD'S EYE VIEW!
OH, MY GOSH,
HYPNOSIS OR NO HYPNOSIS,
LOOKS LIKE I NEED THE MASK!
YEE HAW!
NOW, GET ALONG,
LITTLE DIRIGIBLE!
YOU, YOU'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH THIS,
YOU FIEND!
PROMISES, PROMISES.
YOU KNOW,
YOU POLITICIANS
ARE ALL FULL
OF HOT AIR.
YOU NEED
TO COME DOWN TO EARTH.
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WELL, WELL, WELL,
IF IT ISN'T
THE KING OF POP!
YOU AGAIN!
YES, ME AGAIN!
AND I'M HERE
TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU...
HEY, LITTLE CARS!
HEY, FATHEADS, WANNA DRAG?
OH, WAIT, JUST A SECOND.
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NOW, DON'T GO AWAY.
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I'D LIKE TO THANK
ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE.
WEREN'T THEY GREAT
IN THE WIZARD OF OZ?
HEY, WE WERE
FIGHTING OR SOMETHING,
WEREN'T WE?
WHY, YES,
SHORT ATTENTION-SPAN BOY,
WE DO HAVE MUCH
UNFINISHED BUSINESS.
TELL ME,
HAVE YOU OVERCOME
YOUR MYSTERIOUS
LITTLE AFFLICTION?
OR WOULD YOU
BE AN ANGEL,
AND GET ME DOWN
OFF THIS WALL?
JUST AS I EXPECTED!
AND NOW,
ON WITH MY PLAN!
THE MAYOR'S BALLOON
IS FALLING DREADFULLY
BEHIND THE OTHERS.
TAKE THOSE
BOWLING BALLS AWAY!
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NOT AGAIN!
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WHAT AM I DOIN'?
SAY, AREN'T THESE YOURS?
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ROTTEN MUTT!
WELL, THIS TOWN'S
STILL GOING
TO BLOW SKY HIGH,
AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOING
TO DO IT,
MY LITTLE FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER!
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OUR NAMES
WILL BE FOREVER LINKED
AS THE TEAM
THAT DESTROYED
EDGE CITY!
THEY'LL RUE THE DAY
THEY REJECTED
MY GENIUS
AND PASSED ME OVER
FOR GRAND MARSHALL!
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UP, UP, AND AWAY,
PESKY CRITTER!
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YOU'RE VERY ANGRY,
LITTLE MAN, AREN'T YOU?
I THINK WE NEED
TO EXPLORE THIS.
GET YOU IN TOUCH WITH YOUR INNER
TUBE, HMM?
LET'S TALK ABOUT
YOUR HUMILIATION
AT THE FLUFF BALL,
SHALL WE?
NOW, TELL ME,
WHAT MADE YOU ACT
SO STUPIDLY?
I DID NOT ACT STUPID...
SHH!
I CAN SEE NOW
THAT YOU WILL NEVER
GET OVER
THE FLUFF BALL DEFEAT.
EVERYONE
AT THE FLUFF BALL
HATED YOU
AND YOUR BALLOONS, YA?
DO ME A FAVOR.
FORGET EVERYTHING
THAT HAPPENED
AT THE FLUFF BALL!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
YOU DO ME A FAVOR.
CALL ME A CHICKEN.
I DARE YOU!
OKAY.
YOU ARE A CHICKEN.
NOW, TRY A GORILLA.
YOU'RE A GORILLA.
A KANGAROO.
AN INSURANCE SALESMAN!
I'M CURED!
AND YOU'RE TOAST.
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
THE END OF ME!
OH, YES I HAVE.
I GOTTA TELL YA,
IT IS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT.
ALMOST FORGOT.
♪
I'LL BE BACK!
MARK MY WORDS!
YOU WILL ALL
SING PRAISES
TO MY GENIUS!
PRAISES TO MY GENIUS,
HMM, DON'T KNOW THAT ONE.
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BUT HOW ABOUT
POP GOES THE WEASEL?
WAS THAT
AN EXPLOSIVE FINALE
OR WHAT?
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YOU'LL THANK ME LATER.
WHAT DO YA SAY NOW,
PALLY?
DO I GET THE GIG?
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AND NOW,
HERE'S OUR NEW
GRAND MARSHALL,
THE MASK!
YES!
NOTHING'S GONNA RAIN
ON MY PARADE!
MILO, BAD DOG!
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