The Mask (1995–1997): Season 2, Episode 1 - A Comedy of Eras - full transcript
The evil scientist Dr. Amelia Chronos defeats the Mask and sends Stanley back in time, to the Salem Witch Trials. Stanley struggles to find the mask at the same location he did the first time.
d
d I GOTCHA
WITH MY WINNING SMILE d
d I'M A LIVING LESSON
IN FLAIR AND STYLE d
d YOU JUST CAN'T HELP BUT STARE
AT MY SAVOIR-FAIRE d
d I'M NOUVEAU, DECO,
ROMAN-GRECO, ROCOCO, BARROCO d
d BE-BOP, HIP-HOP, FLIP-FLOP d
d SOMEBODY STOP ME d
d PRETTY VIRIDIAN FACES LIKE
MINE DON'T COME A DIME A DOZEN d
d I STAND OUT IN A CROWD d
d BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME, YEAH,
THEY BROKE THE MOLD d
d WHOLESOME AND KIND,
STAID AND REFINED d
d TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND d
d ARCH-VILLAINS
AND NE'ER-DO-WELLS d
d HAD BETTER LEARN
TO DECORATE PRISON CELLS d
d GREEN GOES WITH ANYTHING
IF THEY ASK, SEE d
d WELL THERE'S ONE LAST THING I
GOTTA SING ABOUT d
d OPEN UP WIDE
AND REALLY SHOUT d
d OHHHH, LOOK OUT!
THIS IS "THE MASK" d
d SSSSMOKIN' dd
A GUY JUST WANTS TO GO OUT FOR
A HOT NIGHT AT THE COCO BONGO
BUT NOOO!
YOU HAVE TO STEAL
A TON OF PLUTONIUM
AND RUIN EVERYBODY'S NIGHT!
HEH HEH HEH HEH
OH OH HA HA HA
OH HA HA HA HA HA
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD STOP
DR. EMILIO CRONOS?
NOT IN THIS LIFETIME,
THIS SHOULD SLOW YOU DOWN!
d
YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO MESS
WITH SOMEBODY'S RHYTHM.
YAWN!
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BORE ME,
YOU'D BETTER PICK UP THE PACE!
I HAVE A BAD
FEELING ABOUT THIS.
OHHH!
YOU REALIZE OF COURSE
THIS MEANS WAR!
WHAT'S THE USE
IN ATTACKING ME NOW
WHEN I CAN JUMP BACKWARDS
IN TIME AND ZAP YOU THEN?
d
NOW YOU KNOW WHY IT'S CALLED
A STOP WATCH!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
OHHH,
HOW TERRIFYING!
RUF RUF RUF
OH, NICE PUPPY.
NOW WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT
AND PLAY IN TRAFFIC?
OH, WHAT A CUTE LITTLE PUPPY,
I'M IN LOVE.
d
NOOO!
RUF!
OHHH,
YOU THINK I'M BEATEN?
I WAS JUST DISTRACTING YOU
SO YOU'D FORGET WHY
I STOLE THE PLUTONIUM!
TO POWER MY LATEST INVENTION,
A TIME MACHINE!
WE'LL MEET AGAIN.
DON'T KNOW WHERE,
DON'T KNOW WHEN!
HA HA HA HA HA
OH HA HA HA HA
COME HERE!
d
OHHH,
WELL, SHE GOT AWAY.
BUT AT LEAST WE'VE
SEEN THE LAST OF HER.
BOY, LIFE'S SURE BEEN EVENTFUL
SINCE WE FOUND THAT MASK,
HEY MILO?
WONDER HOW LONG IT WAS HIDDEN
DOWN THERE BEFORE WE FOUND IT?
OH, DON'T YOU WORRY
ABOUT THAT CRAZY DR. CRONOS.
HA HA
EH, SHE'S PROBABLY A BAZILLION
MILES AWAY BY NOW.
A BAZILLION AND ONE.
DID DID WE MAKE A WRONG TURN
SOMEWHERE?
MILO, WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
DO YOU HAVE A CLASS EIGHTY-FIVE
SLASH Z LICENSE FOR THIS ANIMAL?
YOU ARE HEREBY UNDER ARREST
IN THE NAME OF EMPRESS CRONOS.
EMPRESS CRONOS?
YEAH, NOW IT'S ALL STARTING
TO MAKE SENSE.
AREN'T YOU GONNA
READ ME MY RIGHTS?
RIGHTS,
WHAT RIGHTS?
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THE BANK?
BANK?
THIS IS HALL OF JUSTICE,
AND YOU'RE ABOUT
TO BE SENTENCED.
HEY, WHA-
D D DON'T I GET
A TRIAL FIRST?
SILENCE, SILENCE!
CHARLIE?
GOOD DOG.
d
FOR VIOLATING THE SACRED LAWS
OF CRONOS, YOU ARE HEREBY
SENTENCED TO LIFE
WITHOUT PAROLE!
CHARLIE, IT'S ME!
WHA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
d
MILO?
AHHH!
I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM ANYBODY,
BUT...
THE ENTIRE WORLD IS UPSIDE DOWN!
TIME FOR CHANGE OF PERSPECTIVE!
AHHH!
OHHH!
HEY, MISTER, SHOULDN'T YOU BE
FALLING DOWN OR SOMETHING?
AHHH!
I GOTCHA, I GOTCHA,
I GOTCHA!
WHOOPS,
I AIN'T GOTCHA!
DO YOU NEED HELP
WITH THIS VICIOUS ANIMAL?
AH, OKAY, BUDDY.
YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF A
ONE-WAY TICKET TO PALOOKAVILLE!
BA-DE-DA-DOB-BE-DA-DOO-BA-DO
OH MAN, I CANNOT WAIT
TO CHECK OUT THE NIGHT SPOTS
IN THIS BURG.
THERE HE IS,
FIRE AT WILL!
I'M SURE WILL WILL NOT BE
TOO HAPPY ABOUT THAT!
WHOA,
HEY!
HO!
FOR YOUR UNERRING AIM AND
SUPERIOR MARKSMANSHIP,
EVERYBODY WINS...
A COMPLETE SET OF
POST-APOCALYPTIC WEDGIES!
WHOA,
WHOA!
AHHH,
OHHH!
PARTY OVER SO SOON!
SURRENDER NOW,
WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!
EH, YOU CAN'T SCAM ME, COPPERS,
YOU'RE BLUFFING, SEE?
BLUFFING!
TEN HUT!
SSSSSMOKIN'!
MONDO COCO BONGO!
LET THE PARTYING... BEGIN?
CLOSED... CLOSED?
SAY IT AIN'T SO, JOE,
SAY IT AIN'T SO!
COCO BONGO GONE,
WORLD GROWING DARK!
d
WELL, KIDS,
THAT'S OUR SHOW FOR TODAY.
NOW GO ON AND PLAY, READ A BOOK,
OR PICK A FIGHT
WITH YOUR SIBLINGS.
ME?
SINCE MY DANCE CARD IS
APPARENTLY KAPUT,
I'M JUST GONNA
HAVE TO SETTLE
FOR MY SECOND FAVORITE
PASTIME...
REVENGE!
CAN YOU SAY REVENGE,
I KNEW YOU COULD!
THIS WHOLE MESS STARTED WHEN
LITTLE MISS PARTY POOPER
DISAPPEARED INTO A STUPID
WAY BACK MACHINE.
WE'LL HAVE TO SLIP INSIDE,
KEEPING AS QUIET
AS AN AUTUMN BREEZE
AND SILENT AS A SHADOW.
IN OTHER WORDS...
SURF'S UP, DUDES!
TO GET YOUR CLOTHES SPARKLING
AND YOUR LAVATORIES
ULTRA CLEAN, ALWAYS USE
GUARD BE GONE DETERGENT.
d
SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SURPRISE,
THE COORDINATES ARE STILL SET!
ONE FLIP OF A SWITCH...
d
AND AWAY WE GO!
NOT SO FAST!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BIOMOLECULAR
DISRUPTOR CANNON CAN DO?
NOOO,
BUT IF YOU HUM A FEW BARS.
WHAT!
HE WAS WEARING
SOME KIND OF MASK THINGY!
d
AHHH!
OH, BOY!
OH, WHERE DID
THE MASK LEAVE ME NOW?
HUH?
DID I NOT WARN-ETH THOU
ABOUT LEAVING MINE WAGON
IN THE SUN-ETH ALL DAY?
NOW HOW-ETH AM I SUPPOSED
TO GET RIDD-ETH
OF ALL THESE ROTTEN TOMATOES?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS,
THESE ARE ALL OF OUR
ANCESTORS...
AS PILGRIMS!
NOW, THERE,
WHO ART THOU WHO ENTER-ETH OUR
FAIR COLONY DRESSED IN SUCH
STRANGE BARBARIC GARB?
YEAH,
WHAT-ETH HE SAID-ETH!
CONSTABLE BEWARE,
THIS IS A FOUL, EVIL CREATURE!
HA HA HA HA HA!
WHA WAIT A MINUTE,
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
SHE'S THE ONE
YOU SHOULD WATCH OUT FOR!
ALL OF YOU!
SHE'S A MENACE, A MENACE!
DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM,
HE'S A WARLOCK, A HE-WITCH!
QUICK, GRAB-ETH HIM
BEFORE HE CAST-ETH A SPELL!
d
OH NO-ETH THOU DOESN'T-ETH!
d
HEAR YE, HEAR YE,
WITCH BURNS AT STAKE AT SUNDOWN.
HEY,
ISN'T IT A LITTLE PREMATURE?
ALAS... 'TIS THE ONLY WAY
TO SCOOP AT THE COMPETITION!
YEA VERILY,
WE MUST BURN THE WITCH!
AHHH,
YEAH!
BURN HIM!
CITIZENS, BE REASONABLE,
THESE ARE CIVILIZED TIMES!
I SAY WE HANG HIM INSTEAD.
IT WASN'T EASY FIXING THIS WITH
THEIR PRIMITIVE INSTRUMENTS.
BUT BELIEVE ME, IT WAS WORTH IT!
NOW, NOW, I WILL SHAPE EVERY
CITY IN MY OWN IMAGE!
LOOK,
IT'S THE WARLOCK'S ACCOMPLICE!
A DEVIL DOG!
A DEVIL DOG!
AHHH!
AHHH!
HA HA HA HA HA
YOU'RE ALL OUT OF FRIENDS,
FRESH OUT OF LUCK AND SOON,
YOU'LL BE OUT OF TIME AS WELL!
OHHH!
OHHH, HOW WILL YOU SAVE
THE DAY NOW, MR. MASK?
UH, MASK?
MY,
WHATEVER ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
DON'T PLAY COY WITH ME,
I DISCOVERED YOUR LITTLE SECRET!
I SET MY TIME MACHINE TO DELIVER
YOU TWO WEEKS AFTER MY ARRIVAL
SO I COULD PREPARE FOR YOU,
BUT I NEVER DREAMED
YOU'D BE STUPID ENOUGH TO LEAVE
YOUR MASK
THREE-HUNDRED YEARS
IN THE FUTURE!
WE MUST DISPOSE OF THIS WITCH
BEFORE HE CASTS A SPELL
ON OUR FAIR COMMUNITY!
RIGHT!
YEAH!
FORESOOTH,
THERE IS BUT ONE WAY
TO VERIFY
THE IDENTITY OF A WITCH.
THOU MUST EACH THROW THESE,
AHEM...
REASONABLY PRICED TOMATOES
AT HIM.
IF HE OBJECTS, THEN HE IS TRULY
A WITCH!
OH, NO!
LET THE TESTING BEGIN-ETH!
d
RUF,
RUF, RUF, RUF, RUF!
d
I THINK HE WENT-ETH THIS WAY.
HEY, COME ON!
WOULD YOU!
I'M NOT A
I'M NOT A WI
OWW!
HEY, THAT'S
OUCH!
HE'S A WITCH!
HE'S A WITCH!
NOW, WE MUST CONTINUE THE TEST
UNTIL ALL THE TOMATOES ARE SOLD
UH, UH, UH, I MEAN GONE.
d
ROAR,
ROAR!
HA HA HA HA
d
NOW THAT THOU ART
REVEALED AS A WITCH,
WE SHALL DISPOSE OF THEE!
APPEARS A DEMON... A DEMON!
d
AHHH!
OWWW!
d
MILO,
HOW DID YOU GET THE MASK?
IT DOESN'T MATTER,
JUST GIVE IT TO ME, COME ON,
QUICK!
ALL RIGHT, MILO.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT IT ON?
RUF!
LET'S GET-ETH HIM!
RUF!
MILO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THANKSGIVING...SO SOON?
GRAB-ETH HIM!
RIGHT!
OH, OH, I CAN'T GET FREE.
d
AHHH!
AHHH!
YOUR TIME IS UP, CRONOS,
I'M CLEANING YOUR CLOCK!
YOU'RE DOWN FOR THE COUNT!
BUT FIRST...
YOU GUYS ARE HURTING
MY REPUTATION!
BUT THAT'S OKAY.
BECAUSE I'VE GOT SPIN CONTROL!
NOW, WHO COULD
I BE NEGLECTING, HM?
WELL, COULD IT BE...
THERE SHE IS, MS. TIME TRAVELING
PARTY POOPER!
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO QUICK,
BUT I'VE GOT A REMEDY FOR THAT!
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED?
WHAT'S A BABELICIOUS FOX
LIKE YOU DOING WITHOUT A DATE
ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?
WHY...WHY DOESN'T
MY STOPWATCH AFFECT YOU?
WHY?
MOI?
AFFECTED BY THAT
LITTLE DOOHICKEY?
OH, PLEASE!
I'VE GIVEN IT A LICKIN'
AND IT JUST WON'T KEEP TICKIN'.
NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NOOO!
OHHH!
OH, I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS,
AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!
OHHH!
BAD MAN!
STOP THAT THIS MINUTE,
I COMMAND YOU!
I COMMA
LOOK, A
LOOK, SHE IS A WITCH-ETH AND
SHE'S CASTING A SPELL-ETH
ON US ALL-ETH!
'TIS TRUE,
GRAB HER!
RIGHT!
AHHH!
HA HA HA!
SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS,
CRONOS!
d
OH, OKAY,
SO THAT'S WHERE YOU FOUND IT.
YEAH, BETTER LEAVE IT HERE
FOR SAFEKEEPING
SO I CAN FIND IT IN
THREE-HUNDRED YEARS.
YOU KNOW, I REALLY SHOULD
BRING HER BACK WITH US.
BUT, I'VE GOT A FEELING SHE'LL
CAUSE LESS TROUBLE HERE
THAN BACK HOME.
ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE DOESN'T HAVE
THIS LITTLE TRINKET HERE!
HA HA HA
WELL, TIME TO GET BACK
TO WHEN WE BELONG.
WE'RE HOME, MILO,
AT LEAST I HOPE WE'RE HOME!
d
YOU KNOW,
YOU SAVED HISTORY, PAL.
SO I'D SAY YOU EARNED A, UH,
NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
TIME'S A WASTIN'!
WELCOME BACK, MY BEAUTIFUL
COCO BONGO!
DON'T EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN!
WE ARE GONNA PARTY
'TIL THE END OF TIME!
HA HA HA HA HA
d
d I GOTCHA
WITH MY WINNING SMILE d
d I'M A LIVING LESSON
IN FLAIR AND STYLE d
d YOU JUST CAN'T HELP BUT STARE
AT MY SAVOIR-FAIRE d
d I'M NOUVEAU, DECO,
ROMAN-GRECO, ROCOCO, BARROCO d
d BE-BOP, HIP-HOP, FLIP-FLOP d
d SOMEBODY STOP ME d
d PRETTY VIRIDIAN FACES LIKE
MINE DON'T COME A DIME A DOZEN d
d I STAND OUT IN A CROWD d
d BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME, YEAH,
THEY BROKE THE MOLD d
d WHOLESOME AND KIND,
STAID AND REFINED d
d TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND d
d ARCH-VILLAINS
AND NE'ER-DO-WELLS d
d HAD BETTER LEARN
TO DECORATE PRISON CELLS d
d GREEN GOES WITH ANYTHING
IF THEY ASK, SEE d
d WELL THERE'S ONE LAST THING I
GOTTA SING ABOUT d
d OPEN UP WIDE
AND REALLY SHOUT d
d OHHHH, LOOK OUT!
THIS IS "THE MASK" d
d SSSSMOKIN' dd
A GUY JUST WANTS TO GO OUT FOR
A HOT NIGHT AT THE COCO BONGO
BUT NOOO!
YOU HAVE TO STEAL
A TON OF PLUTONIUM
AND RUIN EVERYBODY'S NIGHT!
HEH HEH HEH HEH
OH OH HA HA HA
OH HA HA HA HA HA
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD STOP
DR. EMILIO CRONOS?
NOT IN THIS LIFETIME,
THIS SHOULD SLOW YOU DOWN!
d
YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO MESS
WITH SOMEBODY'S RHYTHM.
YAWN!
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BORE ME,
YOU'D BETTER PICK UP THE PACE!
I HAVE A BAD
FEELING ABOUT THIS.
OHHH!
YOU REALIZE OF COURSE
THIS MEANS WAR!
WHAT'S THE USE
IN ATTACKING ME NOW
WHEN I CAN JUMP BACKWARDS
IN TIME AND ZAP YOU THEN?
d
NOW YOU KNOW WHY IT'S CALLED
A STOP WATCH!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
OHHH,
HOW TERRIFYING!
RUF RUF RUF
OH, NICE PUPPY.
NOW WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT
AND PLAY IN TRAFFIC?
OH, WHAT A CUTE LITTLE PUPPY,
I'M IN LOVE.
d
NOOO!
RUF!
OHHH,
YOU THINK I'M BEATEN?
I WAS JUST DISTRACTING YOU
SO YOU'D FORGET WHY
I STOLE THE PLUTONIUM!
TO POWER MY LATEST INVENTION,
A TIME MACHINE!
WE'LL MEET AGAIN.
DON'T KNOW WHERE,
DON'T KNOW WHEN!
HA HA HA HA HA
OH HA HA HA HA
COME HERE!
d
OHHH,
WELL, SHE GOT AWAY.
BUT AT LEAST WE'VE
SEEN THE LAST OF HER.
BOY, LIFE'S SURE BEEN EVENTFUL
SINCE WE FOUND THAT MASK,
HEY MILO?
WONDER HOW LONG IT WAS HIDDEN
DOWN THERE BEFORE WE FOUND IT?
OH, DON'T YOU WORRY
ABOUT THAT CRAZY DR. CRONOS.
HA HA
EH, SHE'S PROBABLY A BAZILLION
MILES AWAY BY NOW.
A BAZILLION AND ONE.
DID DID WE MAKE A WRONG TURN
SOMEWHERE?
MILO, WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
DO YOU HAVE A CLASS EIGHTY-FIVE
SLASH Z LICENSE FOR THIS ANIMAL?
YOU ARE HEREBY UNDER ARREST
IN THE NAME OF EMPRESS CRONOS.
EMPRESS CRONOS?
YEAH, NOW IT'S ALL STARTING
TO MAKE SENSE.
AREN'T YOU GONNA
READ ME MY RIGHTS?
RIGHTS,
WHAT RIGHTS?
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THE BANK?
BANK?
THIS IS HALL OF JUSTICE,
AND YOU'RE ABOUT
TO BE SENTENCED.
HEY, WHA-
D D DON'T I GET
A TRIAL FIRST?
SILENCE, SILENCE!
CHARLIE?
GOOD DOG.
d
FOR VIOLATING THE SACRED LAWS
OF CRONOS, YOU ARE HEREBY
SENTENCED TO LIFE
WITHOUT PAROLE!
CHARLIE, IT'S ME!
WHA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
d
MILO?
AHHH!
I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM ANYBODY,
BUT...
THE ENTIRE WORLD IS UPSIDE DOWN!
TIME FOR CHANGE OF PERSPECTIVE!
AHHH!
OHHH!
HEY, MISTER, SHOULDN'T YOU BE
FALLING DOWN OR SOMETHING?
AHHH!
I GOTCHA, I GOTCHA,
I GOTCHA!
WHOOPS,
I AIN'T GOTCHA!
DO YOU NEED HELP
WITH THIS VICIOUS ANIMAL?
AH, OKAY, BUDDY.
YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF A
ONE-WAY TICKET TO PALOOKAVILLE!
BA-DE-DA-DOB-BE-DA-DOO-BA-DO
OH MAN, I CANNOT WAIT
TO CHECK OUT THE NIGHT SPOTS
IN THIS BURG.
THERE HE IS,
FIRE AT WILL!
I'M SURE WILL WILL NOT BE
TOO HAPPY ABOUT THAT!
WHOA,
HEY!
HO!
FOR YOUR UNERRING AIM AND
SUPERIOR MARKSMANSHIP,
EVERYBODY WINS...
A COMPLETE SET OF
POST-APOCALYPTIC WEDGIES!
WHOA,
WHOA!
AHHH,
OHHH!
PARTY OVER SO SOON!
SURRENDER NOW,
WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!
EH, YOU CAN'T SCAM ME, COPPERS,
YOU'RE BLUFFING, SEE?
BLUFFING!
TEN HUT!
SSSSSMOKIN'!
MONDO COCO BONGO!
LET THE PARTYING... BEGIN?
CLOSED... CLOSED?
SAY IT AIN'T SO, JOE,
SAY IT AIN'T SO!
COCO BONGO GONE,
WORLD GROWING DARK!
d
WELL, KIDS,
THAT'S OUR SHOW FOR TODAY.
NOW GO ON AND PLAY, READ A BOOK,
OR PICK A FIGHT
WITH YOUR SIBLINGS.
ME?
SINCE MY DANCE CARD IS
APPARENTLY KAPUT,
I'M JUST GONNA
HAVE TO SETTLE
FOR MY SECOND FAVORITE
PASTIME...
REVENGE!
CAN YOU SAY REVENGE,
I KNEW YOU COULD!
THIS WHOLE MESS STARTED WHEN
LITTLE MISS PARTY POOPER
DISAPPEARED INTO A STUPID
WAY BACK MACHINE.
WE'LL HAVE TO SLIP INSIDE,
KEEPING AS QUIET
AS AN AUTUMN BREEZE
AND SILENT AS A SHADOW.
IN OTHER WORDS...
SURF'S UP, DUDES!
TO GET YOUR CLOTHES SPARKLING
AND YOUR LAVATORIES
ULTRA CLEAN, ALWAYS USE
GUARD BE GONE DETERGENT.
d
SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SURPRISE,
THE COORDINATES ARE STILL SET!
ONE FLIP OF A SWITCH...
d
AND AWAY WE GO!
NOT SO FAST!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BIOMOLECULAR
DISRUPTOR CANNON CAN DO?
NOOO,
BUT IF YOU HUM A FEW BARS.
WHAT!
HE WAS WEARING
SOME KIND OF MASK THINGY!
d
AHHH!
OH, BOY!
OH, WHERE DID
THE MASK LEAVE ME NOW?
HUH?
DID I NOT WARN-ETH THOU
ABOUT LEAVING MINE WAGON
IN THE SUN-ETH ALL DAY?
NOW HOW-ETH AM I SUPPOSED
TO GET RIDD-ETH
OF ALL THESE ROTTEN TOMATOES?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS,
THESE ARE ALL OF OUR
ANCESTORS...
AS PILGRIMS!
NOW, THERE,
WHO ART THOU WHO ENTER-ETH OUR
FAIR COLONY DRESSED IN SUCH
STRANGE BARBARIC GARB?
YEAH,
WHAT-ETH HE SAID-ETH!
CONSTABLE BEWARE,
THIS IS A FOUL, EVIL CREATURE!
HA HA HA HA HA!
WHA WAIT A MINUTE,
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
SHE'S THE ONE
YOU SHOULD WATCH OUT FOR!
ALL OF YOU!
SHE'S A MENACE, A MENACE!
DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM,
HE'S A WARLOCK, A HE-WITCH!
QUICK, GRAB-ETH HIM
BEFORE HE CAST-ETH A SPELL!
d
OH NO-ETH THOU DOESN'T-ETH!
d
HEAR YE, HEAR YE,
WITCH BURNS AT STAKE AT SUNDOWN.
HEY,
ISN'T IT A LITTLE PREMATURE?
ALAS... 'TIS THE ONLY WAY
TO SCOOP AT THE COMPETITION!
YEA VERILY,
WE MUST BURN THE WITCH!
AHHH,
YEAH!
BURN HIM!
CITIZENS, BE REASONABLE,
THESE ARE CIVILIZED TIMES!
I SAY WE HANG HIM INSTEAD.
IT WASN'T EASY FIXING THIS WITH
THEIR PRIMITIVE INSTRUMENTS.
BUT BELIEVE ME, IT WAS WORTH IT!
NOW, NOW, I WILL SHAPE EVERY
CITY IN MY OWN IMAGE!
LOOK,
IT'S THE WARLOCK'S ACCOMPLICE!
A DEVIL DOG!
A DEVIL DOG!
AHHH!
AHHH!
HA HA HA HA HA
YOU'RE ALL OUT OF FRIENDS,
FRESH OUT OF LUCK AND SOON,
YOU'LL BE OUT OF TIME AS WELL!
OHHH!
OHHH, HOW WILL YOU SAVE
THE DAY NOW, MR. MASK?
UH, MASK?
MY,
WHATEVER ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
DON'T PLAY COY WITH ME,
I DISCOVERED YOUR LITTLE SECRET!
I SET MY TIME MACHINE TO DELIVER
YOU TWO WEEKS AFTER MY ARRIVAL
SO I COULD PREPARE FOR YOU,
BUT I NEVER DREAMED
YOU'D BE STUPID ENOUGH TO LEAVE
YOUR MASK
THREE-HUNDRED YEARS
IN THE FUTURE!
WE MUST DISPOSE OF THIS WITCH
BEFORE HE CASTS A SPELL
ON OUR FAIR COMMUNITY!
RIGHT!
YEAH!
FORESOOTH,
THERE IS BUT ONE WAY
TO VERIFY
THE IDENTITY OF A WITCH.
THOU MUST EACH THROW THESE,
AHEM...
REASONABLY PRICED TOMATOES
AT HIM.
IF HE OBJECTS, THEN HE IS TRULY
A WITCH!
OH, NO!
LET THE TESTING BEGIN-ETH!
d
RUF,
RUF, RUF, RUF, RUF!
d
I THINK HE WENT-ETH THIS WAY.
HEY, COME ON!
WOULD YOU!
I'M NOT A
I'M NOT A WI
OWW!
HEY, THAT'S
OUCH!
HE'S A WITCH!
HE'S A WITCH!
NOW, WE MUST CONTINUE THE TEST
UNTIL ALL THE TOMATOES ARE SOLD
UH, UH, UH, I MEAN GONE.
d
ROAR,
ROAR!
HA HA HA HA
d
NOW THAT THOU ART
REVEALED AS A WITCH,
WE SHALL DISPOSE OF THEE!
APPEARS A DEMON... A DEMON!
d
AHHH!
OWWW!
d
MILO,
HOW DID YOU GET THE MASK?
IT DOESN'T MATTER,
JUST GIVE IT TO ME, COME ON,
QUICK!
ALL RIGHT, MILO.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT IT ON?
RUF!
LET'S GET-ETH HIM!
RUF!
MILO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THANKSGIVING...SO SOON?
GRAB-ETH HIM!
RIGHT!
OH, OH, I CAN'T GET FREE.
d
AHHH!
AHHH!
YOUR TIME IS UP, CRONOS,
I'M CLEANING YOUR CLOCK!
YOU'RE DOWN FOR THE COUNT!
BUT FIRST...
YOU GUYS ARE HURTING
MY REPUTATION!
BUT THAT'S OKAY.
BECAUSE I'VE GOT SPIN CONTROL!
NOW, WHO COULD
I BE NEGLECTING, HM?
WELL, COULD IT BE...
THERE SHE IS, MS. TIME TRAVELING
PARTY POOPER!
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO QUICK,
BUT I'VE GOT A REMEDY FOR THAT!
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED?
WHAT'S A BABELICIOUS FOX
LIKE YOU DOING WITHOUT A DATE
ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?
WHY...WHY DOESN'T
MY STOPWATCH AFFECT YOU?
WHY?
MOI?
AFFECTED BY THAT
LITTLE DOOHICKEY?
OH, PLEASE!
I'VE GIVEN IT A LICKIN'
AND IT JUST WON'T KEEP TICKIN'.
NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NOOO!
OHHH!
OH, I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS,
AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!
OHHH!
BAD MAN!
STOP THAT THIS MINUTE,
I COMMAND YOU!
I COMMA
LOOK, A
LOOK, SHE IS A WITCH-ETH AND
SHE'S CASTING A SPELL-ETH
ON US ALL-ETH!
'TIS TRUE,
GRAB HER!
RIGHT!
AHHH!
HA HA HA!
SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS,
CRONOS!
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OH, OKAY,
SO THAT'S WHERE YOU FOUND IT.
YEAH, BETTER LEAVE IT HERE
FOR SAFEKEEPING
SO I CAN FIND IT IN
THREE-HUNDRED YEARS.
YOU KNOW, I REALLY SHOULD
BRING HER BACK WITH US.
BUT, I'VE GOT A FEELING SHE'LL
CAUSE LESS TROUBLE HERE
THAN BACK HOME.
ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE DOESN'T HAVE
THIS LITTLE TRINKET HERE!
HA HA HA
WELL, TIME TO GET BACK
TO WHEN WE BELONG.
WE'RE HOME, MILO,
AT LEAST I HOPE WE'RE HOME!
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YOU KNOW,
YOU SAVED HISTORY, PAL.
SO I'D SAY YOU EARNED A, UH,
NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
TIME'S A WASTIN'!
WELCOME BACK, MY BEAUTIFUL
COCO BONGO!
DON'T EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN!
WE ARE GONNA PARTY
'TIL THE END OF TIME!
HA HA HA HA HA
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