The Mask (1995–1997): Season 1, Episode 11 - Martian Mask - full transcript
♪ I got ya with
my winnin' smile ♪
♪ I'm a livin' lesson
in flair and style ♪
♪ You just can't help
but stare at my savoir-faire! ♪
♪ And I'm Nouveau Deco
Roman-Greco Rococo Barroco ♪
♪ Be-bop, hip-hop,
flip-flop! ♪
♪ Somebody stop me! ♪
♪ Pretty Viridian
faces like mine ♪
♪ Don't come a dime a dozen ♪
♪ I stand out of the crowd ♪
♪ Babe when they made me
yeah, they broke the mold ♪
♪ Wholesome and kind,
staid and refined♪
♪ Totally out of my mind ♪
♪ Arch-Villains
and ne'er do wells ♪
♪ Had better learn to
decorate prison cells ♪
♪ Green goes with
anything if they ask, see ♪
♪ Well there's one last
thing I gotta sing about ♪
♪ Open up wide
and really shout ♪
♪ Oh look out ♪
♪ This is The Mask ♪
♪ Smo-okin' ♪♪
[theme music]
[engines revving]
[tires screeching]
Smokin-n'.
screech
You see him, Doyle?
[grunting]
I can't see anything through
this here wedgie, lieutenant.
Welcome to the club.
He's got me going through
three new pair a week.
Underwear is not cheap.
[police siren blaring]
Where's the fire, pal?
If this continues I'm gonna pull
your underwear over your head.
[laughing]
[grunting]
[tires screeching]
Ah, he's mine!
Hmm, unseasonable weather
we're having, eh?
boing
Yes, much better.
[engine revving]
thud
(lieutenant)
You are in violation
of the law.
Pull your vehicle
over now.
[tires screeching]
Our deflector shields
are down, captain.
I do not think
she'll hold.
Prepare for warp drive.
zap
[whooshing]
poof
[grunting]
We lost him, lieutenant.
He's gotta come
down sometime.
And when he does I think
we know where to find him.
[beeping]
Agent X, sir.
Our bases in the gulf, frozen
tundra and Andromeda strain
have picked up a signal of
an unidentified flying object.
snap
Crosby, get me
close contact
high resolution
photos of the object.
'Done, sir.'
[beeping]
(Agent X)
'Object has green skin.'
'Imagine, just like
in the funny papers.'
(Crosby)
'It must be of extra
terrestrial origin, sir.'
This could be a matter
of cosmic significance.
Not to mention
national security.
Crosby, initiate
level A surveillance.
We'll cling to
that ET tighter
than a wood tick
clings to your face.
Done sir.
[beeping]
[whooshing]
Ejector seat, engage.
thud
thud
Deluxe features,
gotta love 'em.
thud
Ahoy.
Hey, hey,
home sweet home.
(Crosby)
'Enhanced graphics
engaged, Agent X.'
[beeping]
I need data on
its co-ordinates?
[beeping]
Edge City.
Edge City?
But has it come
to save us?
Or destroy us?
Hmm, the Mask had
another field day
with the authorities
last night.
And I gotta tell ya,
I'm worried, Milo.
They could be onto us.
Agent X sir, I have the
subject under surveillance
in the designated location.
'But he seems
entirely human.'
(Agent X)
'Don't let his appearance
deceive you.'
The alien is
obviously capable
of assuming
alternative likenesses.
[yawning]
[instrumental music]
Hmm, you are right, Milo.
I've got to chill out.
[dramatic music]
whoosh
Agent X, my receivers are
picking up audio transmissions.
'I'll dial you in.'
[music continues]
buzz buzz buzz
Phase one of my mission
is complete.
I have assumed humanoid form.
'I will now annihilate
the earth creatures'
'and pave the way for a
total conquest of the planet.'
[Lizard Man laughing on TV]
Red alert, men.
We're going in for
a pre-emptive strike.
thud
It's the next floor!
[instrumental music]
Oh!
- You some kind of a nut?
- Federal agent, this is a raid.
ECPD, this is a stake out.
I'm with the government
and I've got carte blanche.
Not in Edge City,
this is my jurisdiction .
You're outta your league,
flat foot.
In there is an alien
bent on world domination.
Alien?
He's a common criminal.
Where'd you get your training?
The twilight zone.
You're interfering with a
government operation brick head.
You're trying to steal
my collar, glory guy.
[grunting]
Back off, or I'll
tear you apart faster
than a rabid monkey
in a banana tree.
Calm down, G-man.
Or I'll chew you up
like a piranha and spit you
out like an unwanted hair.
Hey, sharp suit.
Hey, how does that work
when you have to go..
...you know?
chomp chomp chomp
I couldn't let them..
..hurt you, Loris.
[Loris screaming on TV]
(newscaster on TV)
'WEDG TV news,
with an urgent flash.'
A mutant with putty like
super powers escaped
from the state pen
last night.
[chuckling]
Oh, yeah, he's also
accompanied by a big fish.
[laughing]
Milo, that's no ordinary
big fish, that's Fish Guy.
And, and Putty Thing.
The terrible two.
Oh, man,
I gotta do something.
[whimpering]
Right, right, Milo.
Good boy.
Chill out, chill out.
(newscaster on TV)
'In other news, police are
still seeking the Mask'
'for another and a series
of public humiliations.'
On second thought,
a little do-good-ing might..
you know kind of offset
some bad perhaps.
[thundering]
Let's do it, team.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
[both howling]
wah wah wah wah wah
Break!
Moron, you watch it.
- Freeze!
- Freeze.
You freeze.
[whimpering]
He's, gone.
Nice work,
Agent Skywalker.
Canines, clean.
You took the sting
out of my sting.
No you took the guts
outta my operation.
[indistinct arguing]
Ha, check it out, dude.
Cheese pork rinds.
Hey, grab me some
deodorant man.
Spray only.
Dude, how are we
gonna pay for this?
I mean, we don't have any,
you know, money.
(man on radio)
This's just in.
'The prison escapee
with putty like super powers'
was last seen
in the desert.
'He's considered
extremely dangerous.'
'Oh, yeah, ha, ha, ha.'
'A big fish also escaped
but has no powers'
'and is considered harmless.'
Uh, that's right.
We're criminals
on the run, dude.
We'll just scarf
the stuff and you know
knock over the place.
We're desperate criminals,
so give us your dough.
Hey, you're them
two fellas
escaped from
penitentiary, ain't ya?
Can I have
your autograph?
I already got
Thelma and Louis
Walter too.
Okay, right, okay.
To um..
Nowhere Mart guy..
Best wishes,
um, Putty Thing.
Hey, how about me?
I don't want yours.
You got no powers
and you smell like my feet.
That was a low munch, man
Let's trash the place.
[clattering]
[explosions]
Ain't my place.
I just fill in for Zed
on Tuesdays.
Generally I fish
on weekends.
thud
Our work here is done,
my partner in crime.
It's time to jam.
♪ We are Putty Thing
and Fish Guy ♪
♪ We are the terrible two ♪
♪ Blip blip blip ah ♪
♪ Yeow ♪♪
[engine revving]
- Dak.
- 'Eddie.'
Why'd you take that air
freshener from the store?
[sniffing]
Ah, no reason.
You just keep dreamin' about
the beach, oh, bud of mine.
'Cause you know what,
when we get there
'it's gonna be tasty waves
and babes galore.'
And no one, no one will ever
make fun of you again.
(Fish Guy)
Oh, rapturous.
Yeah, 'cause know what?
You'll be right there
where you belong.
'And you can make friends
with all the hermit crabs.'
You know what,
it will be fun in the sun.
[tires screeching]
slurp
boink
ptooey
You!
You're busted, dudes.
Well, if it isn't that
bad news, greenhead guy
who put us in jail
in the first place.
Let's mash him.
Dak, you're hurting me.
Oh, sorry, dude.
sniff
[alarm ringing]
You ever think of
using a deodorant?
Yeah.
Try industrial strength.
[coughing]
Dak, he's making
fun of me.
Strong enough
for a fish but..
slurp slurp
No, no. no.
This can't be happening.
Not to me.
I'm the Mas..
[grunting]
splat
[Fish guy laughing]
That was awesome.
I didn't know I had
such gnarly powers.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Psych. Psych.
[rumbling]
thud
thud thud thud
Been under lot
of stress, have we?
We'll have some more.
I see the whale.
No-o-o!
[helicopters whirring]
We must be real important.
We'll be slabs
back in the pen.
[blowing whistle]
You can take it
from here boys.
I softened them
up for ya.
zap zap
[mumbling]
Ha, they busted
the wrong guy.
[tires screeching]
[dramatic music]
[sizzling]
clang
Now we transport the alien to
our underground installation
for laboratory experiments.
[talking gibberish]
Haven't tried
a romance language.
[clears throat]
[speaking Spanish]
[speaking in Pig Latin]
It's no use trying
to communicate.
The only language these
aliens understand is fear.
Proceed with
the experiments.
[engine whirring]
And now, I will do the box.
He's good but, what is he,
some kind of clown?
Speed it up.
Its a new look,
but I like it.
Does this thing
get cable?
Bombarding him with gamma rays,
X-rays, micro waves
and high intensity radiation
should produce
interesting results.
[buzzing]
You know,
this always happens
during the best
part of the movie.
(male #2)
'Do not attempt to
adjust your set.'
'We control everything
you see and hear.'
He thinks
this is a joke.
His alien body may be composed
of electromagnetic particles.
Perhaps we should try
altering his brain waves.
I like it.
Do it.
Break him, break him.
Will the doctor see me now?
[buzzing]
My brain.
What are you
doing to my brain?
[buzzing continues]
Groovy party, man.
Got any doors?
Oh, you want to party?
I'll give you a party
Mr. Annihilate-
the-earth-creatures-
total-conquest-of-the-planet.
Where's the
pulverizing switch?
I'm gonna vaporize
this clown.
thud
I'm taking this clown
into custody.
You're a federal
dirt bag, polisher.
Save the smart remarks
for your retired
astronaut's poker parties.
'Cause I got
a warrant, Jackson.
Doyle, arrest this man.
Okey-doke..
thud
Seize him.
[grunting]
[indistinct arguing]
[grunting]
Take it up,
take it outside here.
No brawling in
the secret installation.
How'd you get out
of the containment unit?
Oh, p-l-l-l-ease.
That old thing?
I only stuck around
because you're as amusing
as old Lieutenant Kellaway here.
In fact you
remind me of him.
No you remind me of him.
No you remind me of him.
No you remind me of him.
I don't think you'd
ever rescue me.
I didn't come
to rescue you.
I came to arrest you.
[laughing]
Now, you knuckle
heads are so much fun.
Let's catch a movie
or go bowling.
[grunting]
[indistinct arguing]
But first..
[instrumental music]
Oh, I'm cold.
- Dak.
- Eddie
Tell me about
the hermit crabs again.
Stay with me, bud.
We're almost there.
Tasty waves remember?
Babes.
Hermit crabs.
(Putty Thing)
'Yeah, all you can eat.'
Dak.
Eddie.
[crying]
Your buds.
Hey, hey, that's okay.
Oh, lookie, see the bunny
on the road?
[laughing]
Five points if you
bag him good.
Oh, I don't know,
he's pretty cute.
Okay, ten points.
Excellent.
Let's rage.
[both laughing]
Hey, hey, hey,
don't get upset folks.
We threw in the cute bunny
for the cliffhanger effect.
I'm gonna save him.
But first..
[instrumental music]
zip
Didn't I tell you,
I'd save it?
Did I?
That was a fast bunny.
Hmm, must have been
some kind of a super bunny.
Dak.
That bunny has better
powers than me.
Yo, Dexter,
you wanna play chicken?
bak bak bakak
Oh, it's that
green guy again.
Or may be the only driving
game you guys know is
Ah, Fish?
Dak.
Oh, I'm gonna
juke 'em.
thud
ting ting ting
buzz buzz buzz
Congratulations.
You've just won
your very own brand new
Fish Wizard.
"It cuts, scales and flays
everything you ever wanted
to do to a fish and more."
[sobbing]
[horn blaring]
[tires screeching]
thud
- Bummer.
- Bummer.
Boys, if there's one thing
I learnt in driving school
it's keep your eyes
on the road.
[whistling]
Look, comics.
Cool.
What's it about?
[laughing]
[Fish Guy laughing]
Mondo-humorous.
thud
Somebody stop me.
[laughing]
vroom
You take the wheel, Eddie.
Oh, I'm gonna give him
somethin' to laugh about.
Hey.
Oh, Dak.
I can't drive.
[tires screeching]
[whirring]
sploosh
Please, hold still.
[tires screeching]
[speaking in Japanese]
One moment, please.
whoosh
[laughing]
Where'd you get
your license, pal?
A box of gold
fish food.
No, no, no more.
- We're there.
- We're where?
screech screech
phat
No!
[grunting]
[whirring]
I've gotta funny
feeling about this.
splash
The eagle had landed.
[gurgling]
Oh, Eddie.
Dak.
Something's happening to me.
You're in your element.
Get the green guy.
Dak, I can't swim.
[gurgling]
You're not only a lame mutant,
you're a lame fish.
And you Mr. Amorphous.
You're polluting
the environment.
thud
[coughing]
Oh, the salt water trashed
my super putty powers.
Maybe, the beach wasn't
such a rad idea after all.
Now, you're putty
at my hands.
Had to say it.
[inhaling]
Nah.
Might get warts.
[siren blaring]
- He's a common criminal.
- He's an alien.
- Criminal.
- Alien.
I however don't describe
to either theory.
I think he's just
misunderstood and what not.
According to the computer
analysis of his tests
he's just some guy
in a weird mask.
- Hmm, nah.
- Hmm, nah.
- Criminal.
- Alien.
- Criminal.
- Alien.
whoosh
whoosh
Greetings,
Earth creatures..
Give me a break.
I am an intergalactic
security agent.
'Not unlike yourself.'
My true mission was to apprehend
the villainous Earth mutants
and deliver them
into your custody.
Only you could comprehend
the cosmic threat
they posed.
and ensure their
permanent captivity.
Ah, I'm, ah, sorry
about the test-ing.
I did not know.
Ouch!
That is "no"
in my quadrant eyes.
The twister.
Galactically speaking
we are now even , Steven.
Farewell, my earth friends
and watch the skies.
whoosh
[sobbing]
There is other
life in the universe.
I told you, he was an alien.
He's a common..
Ah, forget it.
Alien, shmaliens.
whoosh
[screaming]
pat
I told you to watch the skies.
Earth creature.
(Agent X)
I'll get you..
...Mask!
my winnin' smile ♪
♪ I'm a livin' lesson
in flair and style ♪
♪ You just can't help
but stare at my savoir-faire! ♪
♪ And I'm Nouveau Deco
Roman-Greco Rococo Barroco ♪
♪ Be-bop, hip-hop,
flip-flop! ♪
♪ Somebody stop me! ♪
♪ Pretty Viridian
faces like mine ♪
♪ Don't come a dime a dozen ♪
♪ I stand out of the crowd ♪
♪ Babe when they made me
yeah, they broke the mold ♪
♪ Wholesome and kind,
staid and refined♪
♪ Totally out of my mind ♪
♪ Arch-Villains
and ne'er do wells ♪
♪ Had better learn to
decorate prison cells ♪
♪ Green goes with
anything if they ask, see ♪
♪ Well there's one last
thing I gotta sing about ♪
♪ Open up wide
and really shout ♪
♪ Oh look out ♪
♪ This is The Mask ♪
♪ Smo-okin' ♪♪
[theme music]
[engines revving]
[tires screeching]
Smokin-n'.
screech
You see him, Doyle?
[grunting]
I can't see anything through
this here wedgie, lieutenant.
Welcome to the club.
He's got me going through
three new pair a week.
Underwear is not cheap.
[police siren blaring]
Where's the fire, pal?
If this continues I'm gonna pull
your underwear over your head.
[laughing]
[grunting]
[tires screeching]
Ah, he's mine!
Hmm, unseasonable weather
we're having, eh?
boing
Yes, much better.
[engine revving]
thud
(lieutenant)
You are in violation
of the law.
Pull your vehicle
over now.
[tires screeching]
Our deflector shields
are down, captain.
I do not think
she'll hold.
Prepare for warp drive.
zap
[whooshing]
poof
[grunting]
We lost him, lieutenant.
He's gotta come
down sometime.
And when he does I think
we know where to find him.
[beeping]
Agent X, sir.
Our bases in the gulf, frozen
tundra and Andromeda strain
have picked up a signal of
an unidentified flying object.
snap
Crosby, get me
close contact
high resolution
photos of the object.
'Done, sir.'
[beeping]
(Agent X)
'Object has green skin.'
'Imagine, just like
in the funny papers.'
(Crosby)
'It must be of extra
terrestrial origin, sir.'
This could be a matter
of cosmic significance.
Not to mention
national security.
Crosby, initiate
level A surveillance.
We'll cling to
that ET tighter
than a wood tick
clings to your face.
Done sir.
[beeping]
[whooshing]
Ejector seat, engage.
thud
thud
Deluxe features,
gotta love 'em.
thud
Ahoy.
Hey, hey,
home sweet home.
(Crosby)
'Enhanced graphics
engaged, Agent X.'
[beeping]
I need data on
its co-ordinates?
[beeping]
Edge City.
Edge City?
But has it come
to save us?
Or destroy us?
Hmm, the Mask had
another field day
with the authorities
last night.
And I gotta tell ya,
I'm worried, Milo.
They could be onto us.
Agent X sir, I have the
subject under surveillance
in the designated location.
'But he seems
entirely human.'
(Agent X)
'Don't let his appearance
deceive you.'
The alien is
obviously capable
of assuming
alternative likenesses.
[yawning]
[instrumental music]
Hmm, you are right, Milo.
I've got to chill out.
[dramatic music]
whoosh
Agent X, my receivers are
picking up audio transmissions.
'I'll dial you in.'
[music continues]
buzz buzz buzz
Phase one of my mission
is complete.
I have assumed humanoid form.
'I will now annihilate
the earth creatures'
'and pave the way for a
total conquest of the planet.'
[Lizard Man laughing on TV]
Red alert, men.
We're going in for
a pre-emptive strike.
thud
It's the next floor!
[instrumental music]
Oh!
- You some kind of a nut?
- Federal agent, this is a raid.
ECPD, this is a stake out.
I'm with the government
and I've got carte blanche.
Not in Edge City,
this is my jurisdiction .
You're outta your league,
flat foot.
In there is an alien
bent on world domination.
Alien?
He's a common criminal.
Where'd you get your training?
The twilight zone.
You're interfering with a
government operation brick head.
You're trying to steal
my collar, glory guy.
[grunting]
Back off, or I'll
tear you apart faster
than a rabid monkey
in a banana tree.
Calm down, G-man.
Or I'll chew you up
like a piranha and spit you
out like an unwanted hair.
Hey, sharp suit.
Hey, how does that work
when you have to go..
...you know?
chomp chomp chomp
I couldn't let them..
..hurt you, Loris.
[Loris screaming on TV]
(newscaster on TV)
'WEDG TV news,
with an urgent flash.'
A mutant with putty like
super powers escaped
from the state pen
last night.
[chuckling]
Oh, yeah, he's also
accompanied by a big fish.
[laughing]
Milo, that's no ordinary
big fish, that's Fish Guy.
And, and Putty Thing.
The terrible two.
Oh, man,
I gotta do something.
[whimpering]
Right, right, Milo.
Good boy.
Chill out, chill out.
(newscaster on TV)
'In other news, police are
still seeking the Mask'
'for another and a series
of public humiliations.'
On second thought,
a little do-good-ing might..
you know kind of offset
some bad perhaps.
[thundering]
Let's do it, team.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
[both howling]
wah wah wah wah wah
Break!
Moron, you watch it.
- Freeze!
- Freeze.
You freeze.
[whimpering]
He's, gone.
Nice work,
Agent Skywalker.
Canines, clean.
You took the sting
out of my sting.
No you took the guts
outta my operation.
[indistinct arguing]
Ha, check it out, dude.
Cheese pork rinds.
Hey, grab me some
deodorant man.
Spray only.
Dude, how are we
gonna pay for this?
I mean, we don't have any,
you know, money.
(man on radio)
This's just in.
'The prison escapee
with putty like super powers'
was last seen
in the desert.
'He's considered
extremely dangerous.'
'Oh, yeah, ha, ha, ha.'
'A big fish also escaped
but has no powers'
'and is considered harmless.'
Uh, that's right.
We're criminals
on the run, dude.
We'll just scarf
the stuff and you know
knock over the place.
We're desperate criminals,
so give us your dough.
Hey, you're them
two fellas
escaped from
penitentiary, ain't ya?
Can I have
your autograph?
I already got
Thelma and Louis
Walter too.
Okay, right, okay.
To um..
Nowhere Mart guy..
Best wishes,
um, Putty Thing.
Hey, how about me?
I don't want yours.
You got no powers
and you smell like my feet.
That was a low munch, man
Let's trash the place.
[clattering]
[explosions]
Ain't my place.
I just fill in for Zed
on Tuesdays.
Generally I fish
on weekends.
thud
Our work here is done,
my partner in crime.
It's time to jam.
♪ We are Putty Thing
and Fish Guy ♪
♪ We are the terrible two ♪
♪ Blip blip blip ah ♪
♪ Yeow ♪♪
[engine revving]
- Dak.
- 'Eddie.'
Why'd you take that air
freshener from the store?
[sniffing]
Ah, no reason.
You just keep dreamin' about
the beach, oh, bud of mine.
'Cause you know what,
when we get there
'it's gonna be tasty waves
and babes galore.'
And no one, no one will ever
make fun of you again.
(Fish Guy)
Oh, rapturous.
Yeah, 'cause know what?
You'll be right there
where you belong.
'And you can make friends
with all the hermit crabs.'
You know what,
it will be fun in the sun.
[tires screeching]
slurp
boink
ptooey
You!
You're busted, dudes.
Well, if it isn't that
bad news, greenhead guy
who put us in jail
in the first place.
Let's mash him.
Dak, you're hurting me.
Oh, sorry, dude.
sniff
[alarm ringing]
You ever think of
using a deodorant?
Yeah.
Try industrial strength.
[coughing]
Dak, he's making
fun of me.
Strong enough
for a fish but..
slurp slurp
No, no. no.
This can't be happening.
Not to me.
I'm the Mas..
[grunting]
splat
[Fish guy laughing]
That was awesome.
I didn't know I had
such gnarly powers.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Psych. Psych.
[rumbling]
thud
thud thud thud
Been under lot
of stress, have we?
We'll have some more.
I see the whale.
No-o-o!
[helicopters whirring]
We must be real important.
We'll be slabs
back in the pen.
[blowing whistle]
You can take it
from here boys.
I softened them
up for ya.
zap zap
[mumbling]
Ha, they busted
the wrong guy.
[tires screeching]
[dramatic music]
[sizzling]
clang
Now we transport the alien to
our underground installation
for laboratory experiments.
[talking gibberish]
Haven't tried
a romance language.
[clears throat]
[speaking Spanish]
[speaking in Pig Latin]
It's no use trying
to communicate.
The only language these
aliens understand is fear.
Proceed with
the experiments.
[engine whirring]
And now, I will do the box.
He's good but, what is he,
some kind of clown?
Speed it up.
Its a new look,
but I like it.
Does this thing
get cable?
Bombarding him with gamma rays,
X-rays, micro waves
and high intensity radiation
should produce
interesting results.
[buzzing]
You know,
this always happens
during the best
part of the movie.
(male #2)
'Do not attempt to
adjust your set.'
'We control everything
you see and hear.'
He thinks
this is a joke.
His alien body may be composed
of electromagnetic particles.
Perhaps we should try
altering his brain waves.
I like it.
Do it.
Break him, break him.
Will the doctor see me now?
[buzzing]
My brain.
What are you
doing to my brain?
[buzzing continues]
Groovy party, man.
Got any doors?
Oh, you want to party?
I'll give you a party
Mr. Annihilate-
the-earth-creatures-
total-conquest-of-the-planet.
Where's the
pulverizing switch?
I'm gonna vaporize
this clown.
thud
I'm taking this clown
into custody.
You're a federal
dirt bag, polisher.
Save the smart remarks
for your retired
astronaut's poker parties.
'Cause I got
a warrant, Jackson.
Doyle, arrest this man.
Okey-doke..
thud
Seize him.
[grunting]
[indistinct arguing]
[grunting]
Take it up,
take it outside here.
No brawling in
the secret installation.
How'd you get out
of the containment unit?
Oh, p-l-l-l-ease.
That old thing?
I only stuck around
because you're as amusing
as old Lieutenant Kellaway here.
In fact you
remind me of him.
No you remind me of him.
No you remind me of him.
No you remind me of him.
I don't think you'd
ever rescue me.
I didn't come
to rescue you.
I came to arrest you.
[laughing]
Now, you knuckle
heads are so much fun.
Let's catch a movie
or go bowling.
[grunting]
[indistinct arguing]
But first..
[instrumental music]
Oh, I'm cold.
- Dak.
- Eddie
Tell me about
the hermit crabs again.
Stay with me, bud.
We're almost there.
Tasty waves remember?
Babes.
Hermit crabs.
(Putty Thing)
'Yeah, all you can eat.'
Dak.
Eddie.
[crying]
Your buds.
Hey, hey, that's okay.
Oh, lookie, see the bunny
on the road?
[laughing]
Five points if you
bag him good.
Oh, I don't know,
he's pretty cute.
Okay, ten points.
Excellent.
Let's rage.
[both laughing]
Hey, hey, hey,
don't get upset folks.
We threw in the cute bunny
for the cliffhanger effect.
I'm gonna save him.
But first..
[instrumental music]
zip
Didn't I tell you,
I'd save it?
Did I?
That was a fast bunny.
Hmm, must have been
some kind of a super bunny.
Dak.
That bunny has better
powers than me.
Yo, Dexter,
you wanna play chicken?
bak bak bakak
Oh, it's that
green guy again.
Or may be the only driving
game you guys know is
Ah, Fish?
Dak.
Oh, I'm gonna
juke 'em.
thud
ting ting ting
buzz buzz buzz
Congratulations.
You've just won
your very own brand new
Fish Wizard.
"It cuts, scales and flays
everything you ever wanted
to do to a fish and more."
[sobbing]
[horn blaring]
[tires screeching]
thud
- Bummer.
- Bummer.
Boys, if there's one thing
I learnt in driving school
it's keep your eyes
on the road.
[whistling]
Look, comics.
Cool.
What's it about?
[laughing]
[Fish Guy laughing]
Mondo-humorous.
thud
Somebody stop me.
[laughing]
vroom
You take the wheel, Eddie.
Oh, I'm gonna give him
somethin' to laugh about.
Hey.
Oh, Dak.
I can't drive.
[tires screeching]
[whirring]
sploosh
Please, hold still.
[tires screeching]
[speaking in Japanese]
One moment, please.
whoosh
[laughing]
Where'd you get
your license, pal?
A box of gold
fish food.
No, no, no more.
- We're there.
- We're where?
screech screech
phat
No!
[grunting]
[whirring]
I've gotta funny
feeling about this.
splash
The eagle had landed.
[gurgling]
Oh, Eddie.
Dak.
Something's happening to me.
You're in your element.
Get the green guy.
Dak, I can't swim.
[gurgling]
You're not only a lame mutant,
you're a lame fish.
And you Mr. Amorphous.
You're polluting
the environment.
thud
[coughing]
Oh, the salt water trashed
my super putty powers.
Maybe, the beach wasn't
such a rad idea after all.
Now, you're putty
at my hands.
Had to say it.
[inhaling]
Nah.
Might get warts.
[siren blaring]
- He's a common criminal.
- He's an alien.
- Criminal.
- Alien.
I however don't describe
to either theory.
I think he's just
misunderstood and what not.
According to the computer
analysis of his tests
he's just some guy
in a weird mask.
- Hmm, nah.
- Hmm, nah.
- Criminal.
- Alien.
- Criminal.
- Alien.
whoosh
whoosh
Greetings,
Earth creatures..
Give me a break.
I am an intergalactic
security agent.
'Not unlike yourself.'
My true mission was to apprehend
the villainous Earth mutants
and deliver them
into your custody.
Only you could comprehend
the cosmic threat
they posed.
and ensure their
permanent captivity.
Ah, I'm, ah, sorry
about the test-ing.
I did not know.
Ouch!
That is "no"
in my quadrant eyes.
The twister.
Galactically speaking
we are now even , Steven.
Farewell, my earth friends
and watch the skies.
whoosh
[sobbing]
There is other
life in the universe.
I told you, he was an alien.
He's a common..
Ah, forget it.
Alien, shmaliens.
whoosh
[screaming]
pat
I told you to watch the skies.
Earth creature.
(Agent X)
I'll get you..
...Mask!