The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 1, Episode 7 - How the West Was Fun/K'Nuckles Is a Filthy Rat - full transcript
Flapjack and K'nuckles sail out into the most dangerous direction of all. The wessssst.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪
♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
>> Flapjack: CAN I OPEN MY EYES,
BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: ALL RIGHT.
HERE IT COMES. GET READY.
>> Flapjack: I'M PRETTY EXCITED,
BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: OPEN YOUR EYES,
SWEETIE.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
THANKS, BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: OPEN IT UP!
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTING ]
OH, MY GOODNESS.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> ♪ IT'S A PENCIL ♪
>> Flapjack: OH, BUBBIE, WHAT A
THOUGHTFUL GIFT.
>> Bubbie: I'M HAPPY YOU LIKE
IT, BABY.
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
BOOP!
BOOP!
BOOOOOP!
WOP! WOP!
[ Deep voice ] GREETINGS.
I'M ALIVE.
[ Normal voice ] HELLO,
MR. FOOT.
[ Deep voice ] PLEASE, FLAPJACK,
MY THROAT IS CRAZY PARCHED.
COULD I HAVE SOME WATER?
[ Normal voice ] OF COURSE,
FRIEND.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ Deep voice ] WOULD YOU LIKE TO
DANCE WITH ME?
♪ LA DA DA ♪
[ Normal voice ] ♪ LA DA DI DA
DA DO DA DA DA ♪
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, KNOCK IT
OFF.
>> Flapjack: OOPSIE.
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES, TODAY IS
FLAPJACK'S BIRTHDAY.
NOW, WAKE UP AND TEACH HIM
SOMETHING ADVENTUREY.
>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, BUT
ONLY BECAUSE SAILORS RESPECT THE
RITUALS OF BIRTHIN' DAY.
BAAH!
NOW, PAY ATTENTION.
I'LL TEACH YOU ABOUT THE, UH...
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! RATTLE! ]
[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
...THE COMPASS.
>> Flapjack: ♪ THERE'S ONLY
PERFECTION WHEN YOU KNOW YOUR
DIRECTION ♪
♪ NO MORE WASTED ROWING 'CAUSE
I'M KNOWING WHERE I'M GOING ♪
[ GRUNTS ]
>> K'nuckles: THIS PART OF THE
COMPASS IS CALLED...
>> Flapjack: ...THE NEEDLE.
>> K'nuckles: THEN BY TURNING...
>> Flapjack: ...THE BEZEL.
>> K'nuckles: I SET...
>> Flapjack: ...THE LUBBER LINE.
>> K'nuckles: [ SMACKS LIPS ]
HMM.
TO THE HEADING I WANT TO TRAVEL
IN -- NORTH, EAST, OR SOUTH.
>> Flapjack: OR THE ONE THAT'S
SCRATCHED OFF.
>> K'nuckles: WE DON'T TALK
ABOUT THAT ONE, BOY.
>> Flapjack: BUT WHY?
>> Bubbie: BECAUSE HE DOESN'T
KNOW WHAT IT IS, HONEY-POO.
>> K'nuckles: I DO, TOO, KNOW.
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT OTHER
DIRECTION 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING
OUT THERE.
>> Flapjack: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> K'nuckles: I MEAN THE ONLY
THING OUT THERE IS THE EDGE OF
THE WORLD.
>> Flapjack: I WANT TO GO THERE!
>> K'nuckles: FOOL BOY!
WE'D NEVER GET PAST THE SEA
MONSTERS!
NOT EVEN THE BRAVEST ADVENTURERS
WOULD ATTEMPT IT.
>> Flapjack: NOW I REALLY WANT
TO GO!
WHAT'S THE ONE PLACE WE WANT TO
GO TO MORE THAN ANYWHERE BUT WE
CAN NEVER...FIND IT?
>> K'nuckles: CANDIED ISLAND?
>> Flapjack: AND WHAT'S THE ONE
PLACE NO ONE DARES TO GO?
>> K'nuckles: BOY, WE'RE GOING
HMM-HMM-WARD.
>> Flapjack: THIS IS THE "WEST"
BIRTHDAY EVER!
[ BELL DINGING ]
[ BUZZER SOUNDS ]
[ CREAK! ]
>> WES-S-S-S-S-ST.
>> K'nuckles: THAT GUY LOOKED
PRETTY SMART.
MAYBE WE SHOULD TURN BACK.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
COME ON.
ALL THESE WARNING SIGNS MEAN
WE'RE HEADED TOWARD SOMETHING
INCREDIBLE.
I BET NO ONE'S EVEN MADE IT OUT
THIS FAR.
CANDIED ISLAND IS PROBABLY JUST
A FEW KNOTS AWAY.
>> Bubbie: IT MIGHT BE TOO
DANGEROUS, HONEY.
>> Flapjack: BUT I'M NO STRANGER
TO DANGER.
>> Bubbie: WELL, I-I KNOW, BABY,
BUT --
>> Flapjack: IF DANGER WAS A
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, I WOULD MARRY
HER.
>> Bubbie: ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL GO A LITTLE FURTHER.
>> Flapjack: YES-S-S-S!
>> Bubbie: BUT ONLY BECAUSE
YOU'RE SO SWEET.
>> K'nuckles: YOU REALLY THINK
CANDIED ISLAND IS JUST A LITTLE
FURTHER, FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: I DO.
[ POP! ]
[ STRETCH! ]
>> K'nuckles: EW!
>> Flapjack: [ Deep voice ]
K'NUCKLES, COULD YOU TELL ME A
LITTLE MORE ABOUT THE WEST?
>> K'nuckles: I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
>> Flapjack: MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
THE WEST IS CLASSIFIED,
TOP-SECRET INFORMATION?
>> K'nuckles: NO!
IT'S CURSED!
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK
ABOUT IT!
>> Flapjack: NOT SUPPOSED TO
TALK ABOUT THE WEST?
>> K'nuckles: KNOCK IT OFF!
THIS IS SERIOUS.
THEY SAY WEIRD THINGS HAPPEN AT
THE MENTION OF THAT WORD.
>> Bubbie: STOP BEING A
SUPERSTITIOUS SALLY.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH
SAYING "WEST."
[ GROANS ]
>> DID YOU SAY "WEST"?
>> K'nuckles: TOLD YOU.
>> Flapjack: [ Normal voice ]
SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS EVERY
TIME I SAY "WEST" --
>> OH, LOOK, MARTHA, TANDEM
TRAVELERS TRIOED BY A FLOATING
WHALE.
>> Flapjack: SO, I SHOULD
PROBABLY STOP SAYING "WEST."
>> [ Asian accent ] FRENCH FRY.
DO YOU WANT A FRENCH FRY?
>> Bubbie: UH, NO, THANK YOU.
Pipe it, Pumpkin.
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
I'LL NEVER SAY "WEST" AGAIN.
>> [ GROWL! ]
>> Flapjack: ♪ OH, CANDIED
ISLAND MAKES ME SMILE AND DANCE
AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM DO DO ♪
♪ I'LL BRUSH MY TEETH ON THE
JELLY-BEAN REEF ♪
♪ GRAB A PEPPERMINT LEAF ♪
♪ DRINK THE LICORICE DEW ♪
>> K'nuckles: WHAT ARE YOU
DOING, BOY?
>> Flapjack: EXERCISING MY
HUGGING MUSCLES.
I'M GONNA GIVE CANDIED ISLAND A
BIG HUG.
>> Bubbie: DO YOU SEE ANYTHING?
>> K'nuckles: NAH.
ALL I SEE IS...SEA.
>> Flapjack: ALL THIS WAITING'S
MAKING ME THIRSTY.
>> Bubbie: WELL, BABY BUBBIE'S
GOT THE REMEDY FOR THAT.
>> Flapjack: YOU FOUND
CANDIED ISLAND?
>> Bubbie: NO.
UH, LOVE, BUBBIE'S GOT WATER.
[ SLOOP! ]
[ WHIP! ]
OH, MY.
THIS IS TROUBLESOME.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
WHAT'S TROUBLESOME?
>> Bubbie: WELL, BABY, IT'S --
IT'S -- IT'S TIME TO FACE SOME
FACTS.
WE'RE RUNNING LOW ON WATER,
FOOD, AND OVERALL ENTHUSIASM.
IT'S TIME TO TURN BACK.
[ BOING! ]
>> K'nuckles: SHE'S RIGHT, BOY.
THIS IS MY LAST PAIR.
>> ♪ OVERALL ENTHUSIASM ♪
♪ OVERALL ENTHUSIASM ♪
♪ OVERALL ENTHUSIASM ♪
YEE HAW!
>> Flapjack: BUT WE'RE SO CLOSE!
I JUST KNOW IT!
>> Bubbie: MY MIND'S MADE UP,
AND IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME NOW.
MY LITTLE ADVENTURER NEEDS HIS
REST.
>> Flapjack: BUT -- BUT --
>> Bubbie: SHH!
DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE
SOFT-BOILED EYES.
NOW, YOU KNOW BUBBIE'S RIGHT.
>> Flapjack: UH, K'NUCKLES?
[ CREAK! ]
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
>> K'nuckles: BRRRRRRRRR!
[ BURPS ]
GOOD NIGHT, BOY.
[ SNORING ]
[ PING! ]
[ SNORING ]
HMM.
OH, MAN.
I FEEL LIKE I SLEPT ON A WOODEN
PLANK.
>> Flapjack: THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU
DID.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT THE --
>> Flapjack: WE MUST BE REALLY
CLOSE TO CANDIED ISLAND NOW.
>> K'nuckles: WAIT!
WHAT ARE WE DOING ON THIS RAFT?
>> Flapjack: I GOT THE IDEA LAST
NIGHT.
IT WASN'T FAIR OF ME TO ASK
BUBBIE TO DO SOMETHING SHE
DOESN'T WANT TO DO, SO I BUILT
THIS RAFT, AND WE'VE BEEN
SAILING FOR HOURS.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, WHAT DID YOU
BRING ME FOR?
>> Flapjack: THEY TOLD ME TO.
WE'LL GET TO CANDIED ISLAND IN
NO TIME AT ALL.
WE'RE CLOSE NOW.
ALMOST THERE.
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPING ]
I GOT TO HAVE WATER, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: DON'T DRINK OUT OF
THE OCEAN, K'NUCKLES!
SEAWATER MAKES YOU CRAZY!
LOOK AT ME!
I'VE BEEN DRINKING IT FOR HOURS!
>> K'nuckles: YOU DON'T LOOK
CRAZY TO ME.
>> Flapjack: R-R-R-R-REALLY?
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
>> K'nuckles: AND YOUR LAUGH
SOUNDS HEALTHY, TOO.
THIS WATER'S ALL RIGHT.
>> Flapjack: HEY, STOP IT,
K'NUCKLES!
K'NUCKLES!
YOU'RE SUCKING UP THE ENTIRE
OCEAN!
STOP IT, K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Flapjack: DO YOU KNOW WHAT
FISHIES DO IN THERE?!
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAH!
[ GASPING ]
>> K'nuckles: WHY, FLAPJACK?
HOW DID WE GET INTO THIS MESS?
>> Flapjack: I WANTED TO SEE
CANDIED ISLAND.
>> K'nuckles: OH, YEAH.
ME TOO.
>> Flapjack: WAIT. LOOK.
THERE IT IS!
>> ♪ CANDIED ISLAND ♪
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
>> ♪ OOH ♪
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> K'nuckles: IT'S THE END OF
THE WORLD!
>> Flapjack: THE END IS NIGH,
GUY!
THE END IS NIGH!
[ WATER ROARING ]
>> Both: [ GASPING ]
[ WIND WHISTLES ]
>> K'nuckles: AAAAAH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: WHOA! WHOA!
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: [ Deep voice ] MAN
THE SAILS, BOY, IF YOU KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
>> WES-S-S-S-S-S-T.
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES.
HAVE YOU BEEN LETTING MY BABY
DRINK SEAWATER?
>> K'nuckles: SO THAT'S NOT --
OH.
WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO?
>> Flapjack: [ VOMITING ]
[ Normal voice ] BUBBIE, I DON'T
FEEL SO GOOD.
>> Bubbie: YEAH?
WELL, MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL
THINK TWICE BEFORE SNEAKING OFF
LIKE THAT.
>> Flapjack: [ VOMITING ]
BUBBIE, I GUESS MY LISTENING
SKILLS WEREN'T VERY GOOD LAST
NIGHT.
>> Bubbie: OH, BUT YOUR SPIRIT
OF ADVENTURE WAS...THOUGH A
LITTLE MISGUIDED.
>> Flapjack: THAT'S WHY I HAVE
YOU.
>> Bubbie: HERE, PUDDIN'.
>> Flapjack: AN "M" FOR
MISGUIDED?
>> Bubbie: TURN IT AROUND.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
LOOK, CAPTAIN -- A "W" FOR OUR
COMPASS!
>> K'nuckles: THERE IS NO MORE
COMPASS.
I SOLD IT FOR MAPLE SYRUP.
[ CLINKING ]
[ HISS! ]
[ SPLASH! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GLUG! GLUG!
GLUG! GLUG! ]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FLAPJACK!
CHEERS!
[ CLINK! ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, THANKS FOR
THE "WEST" BIRTHDAY PRESENT
EVER!
>> K'nuckles: DON'T MENTION IT.
>> Flapjack: LITERALLY.
>> Both: [ LAUGH ]
>> [ FARTING ]
>> Flapjack: THE WEST IS FUN.
[ RATS SQUEAKING ]
>> SURGERY.
GET YOUR SURGERY HERE.
[ BELL DINGING ]
HAIRCUTS.
WE ALSO DO...HAIRCUTS.
[ SEA GULLS CRY ]
>> Flapjack: HI, DR. BARBER.
I DON'T NEED SURGERY OR A
HAIRCUT.
>> HMM. YES.
THEN WHAT DO YOU NEED?
>> Flapjack: YOUR FRIENDSHIP.
>> FOR HOW LONG?
>> Flapjack: UNTIL ONE OF US
DIES.
>> HMM.
I'LL PASS.
>> Flapjack: OH, CANNONBALLS.
>> NOW, RUN ALONG, YOUNG
FLAPJACK.
YOUR SAILOR'S MOUTH IS BAD FOR
BUSINESS.
I SAY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD
USE SOME SURGERY.
>> Flapjack: I JUST WANTED TO
MAKE A FRIEND IS ALL.
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
GEE, I SURE MISS CAP'N K'NUCKLES
WHEN HE GOES AWAY ON BUSINESS.
>> K'nuckles: SO, I SAYS TO THE
GUY, "OH, YEAH?"
[ LAUGHS ]
SO, ANYWAY, I STILL HAVEN'T
FOUND THAT MAGICAL GENIE WHO
TURNED YOU TWO INTO BIRDS, MOM
AND DAD, BUT DON'T WORRY.
I'M WORKING ON IT.
I'M WORKING ON IT.
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
OH, NO! BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: WHAT IS IT, BABY?
>> Flapjack: DEAD RAT OFF THE
STARBOARD BOW.
POOR LITTLE FELLA.
>> [ SQUEAKING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
HE'S ALIVE!
[ GRUNTING ]
POOR LITTLE GENTLEMAN RAT.
PROBABLY FELL OFF A SHIP.
NOW HE'S ALL ALONE.
>> [ COUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, IS IT OKAY
IF I NURSE HIM BACK TO HEALTH?
>> Bubbie: UH...UH...
>> Flapjack: THANKS, BUBBIE!
[ WHIP! ]
[ CREAK! ]
>> Bubbie: UH...
[ WHISTLE ]
[ SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: GOOD MORNING,
BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, HOW LONG
HAVE YOU BEEN UP?
>> Flapjack: WELL, I NEVER WENT
TO SLEEP.
I'VE BEEN KEEPING AN EYE ON
LITTLE FLEABAG.
>> Bubbie: LITTLE...FLEABAG?
>> Flapjack: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I
NAMED HIM ON ACCOUNT OF ALL HIS
FLEAS.
[ LAUGHS ]
SO MANY FLEAS.
[ SLOOP! ]
BUT WON'T EAT ANY CHEESE.
WHAT KIND OF RAT DOESN'T EAT
CHEESE?
>> Bubbie: UH, FLAPJACK, HONEY,
LET'S CHANGE HIS NAME.
>> Flapjack: I GUESS WE CAN NAME
HIM AFTER THE GREATEST
ADVENTURER IN THE WORLD --
CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
>> [ SQUEAKS ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
BUBBIE, HE'S EATING!
>> Bubbie: THAT'S GREAT, BABY.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
NOW HE'S CLIMBING OUT OF HIS
LITTLE BOX.
>> Bubbie: OH.
>> Flapjack: [ Laughing ] AND
NOW HE'S RUNNING AROUND.
NOW HE'S SNIFFING AT YOUR
STOMACH.
BOY, HE LOOKS HUNGRY!
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, WHY DON'T
YOU TAKE HIM FOR A WALK OUTSIDE?
>> Flapjack: THAT'S A GREAT
IDEA, BUBBIE.
WHY, WITH K'NUCKLES II AT MY
SIDE, EVERYONE IN STORM-ALONG'S
GONNA WANT TO TALK TO ME.
SALUTATIONS, SLIPPERY PETE.
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE
K'NUCKLES II.
>> ALL RIGHT, KID.
KEEP IT MOVING.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Flapjack: OKAY, K'NUCKLES II,
YOU HEARD THE MAN.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Flapjack: GREETINGS,
PEPPERMINT LARRY.
WHAT'S THE GOOD WORD?
>> ARE YOU HERE TO BUY CANDY?
>> Flapjack: NO, SIR.
I'M HERE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO --
>> UNH. UNH. UNH. UNH. UNH. UNH.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> UNH.
>> Flapjack: [ SIGHS ]
LET'S SEE.
WHO ELSE CAN WE MEET?
[ GASPS ]
HEY, LOOK -- SAILORS!
>> SO, I SAYS TO HIM, "WHY DON'T
YOU BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES,
YOU KNOW, FOR ONCE?"
>> Flapjack: HI, BRAVE
SEAFARERS.
TRADING TALES OF ADVENTURE, I
SEE?
PERHAPS YOU'D CARE TO HEAR THIS
GENTLEMAN'S STORY OF SURVIVAL.
BUT I WARN YOU, IT'S NOT FOR THE
FAINT OF HEART.
>> [ SQUEAKING ]
>> REMEMBER WHEN CHILDREN WERE
SEEN AND NOT "NERD"?
>> All: [ LAUGH ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
[ POP! POP! POP! ]
[ POP! ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, THERE'S
HANDSOME PETE.
SEE YOU LATER, FRIENDS.
>> All: [ COUGHING ]
>> I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
>> [ COUGHS ]
>> ♪ OH, TRYING TO BE FRIENDS,
BUT PEOPLE ARE JERKS ♪
♪ SO I'M GONNA PUT SOME FLEAS ON
YOU ♪
♪ AND THE FLEAS WILL HAVE THE
PLAGUE ♪
♪ AND THEY'LL MAKE YOU COUGH A
LOT ♪
♪ THEN YOU'LL BE TOO SICK TO
HURT MY FEELINGS ANYMORE ♪
♪ BEH RUP RUP BEH ♪
♪ BEH RUP RUP BEH ♪
♪ BEH RUP RUP RUP RUP RUP ♪
[ DONG! DONG! ]
[ POP! POP! ]
[ POP! ]
[ POP! ]
[ POP! ]
[ POP! ]
[ POP! ]
>> All: [ COUGHING ]
>> [ SQUEAKS ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE FUN.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I'M
EXHAUSTED.
>> Flapjack: WELCOME HOME,
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
GUESS WHAT?
I HAVE A NEW FRIEND, AND I NAMED
HIM AFTER YOU.
>> K'nuckles: NOT NOW, FLAPPY.
[ SIGHS ]
[ SQUISH! ]
[ SNORING ]
>> [ SQUEAKING ]
[ SLOOP! ]
[ HONK! HONK! ]
>> K'nuckles: AAAAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: AAAAAAAAH!
>> Bubbie: AAAAAAAAH!
>> K'nuckles: GET IT OFF OF ME!
AAAH!
[ WHIP! ]
AAAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: WAIT,
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
MY NEW FRIEND!
>> K'nuckles: TELL YOUR NEW
FRIEND TO GET IN HERE AND HELP
US SMASH THIS RAT!
>> Flapjack: NO, NO!
THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
>> Flapjack: HE'S MY NEW FRIEND,
AND I WON'T HAVE YOU SCARING
HIM.
IT'S OKAY.
>> K'nuckles: BUT, FLAPJACK,
RATS ARE BAD LUCK.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT 'CAUSE
HE LIKES TO FLICK FLEAS ON
PEOPLE HE DOESN'T LIKE.
>> K'nuckles: HOW LONG'S HE BEEN
DOING THAT?
>> Flapjack: ALL DAY.
>> Bubbie: OH, NO, BABY.
IS HE THE ONE GIVING EVERYONE
THE PLAGUE?
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S THE PLAGUE?
[ SMACK! ]
>> All: [ COUGHING ]
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
>> AAAH.
>> HMM.
GOOD NEWS, SIR.
YOU HAVE THE PLAGUE.
>> BUT WHY IS THAT GOOD NEWS?
>> BECAUSE NOW I CAN CONDUCT
MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS.
[ LAUGHS ]
ALSO, YOU COULD USE A HAIRCUT.
>> Flapjack: DR. BARBER?
IS EVERYONE GONNA BE OKAY?
>> FLAPJACK, K'NUCKLES, YOU'RE
BOTH...HEALTHY.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
>> WELL, PERHAPS YOU'D CARE TO
ASSIST ME IN HELPING THE SICK.
>> K'nuckles: HELP THE SICK?
BLEH.
>> [ SQUEAKS ]
[ DING! ]
[ SLOOP! ]
>> ♪ DO DO DA LOO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DA LOO DO DO DA LOO DA LOO
DO DO ♪
♪ DO DA LOO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DA LOO DA DO DA DO ♪
♪ LOO DA LOO LOO DO DO DO ♪
>> K'nuckles: BLEH!
[ COUGHING ]
YEAH!
NOW I GET TO BE WAITED ON.
>> HMM.
FLAPJACK, MAY I SEE YOUR LITTLE
FRIEND THERE?
>> Flapjack: WHY?
>> UM, I WISH TO CUT HIM OPEN.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
>> UH, WITHOUT PAIN, OF
COURSE -- NO PAIN AT ALL.
WHY, IT'LL BE JUST LIKE -- LIKE
A HAIRCUT.
>> Flapjack: AAAAAH!
>> NO, NO.
I MEAN NOT LIKE A HAIRCUT.
THERE'LL BE A CARCASS, OF
COURSE, BUT WAIT.
[ ZOOM! ]
WAIT. OH, UH...
OH, DEAR.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE! BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: WHAT IS IT, BABY?
>> Flapjack: THAT MEAN OLD
DR. BARBER WANTS TO CUT
K'NUCKLES II OPEN.
I THINK IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO
WITH THE PLAGUE.
>> Bubbie: OH, DEAR.
I WAS AFRAID OF THIS.
>> Flapjack: AFRAID OF WHAT?
>> Bubbie: UM, BABY, WE HAVE TO
TALK.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> Flapjack: [ SOBS ]
>> Bubbie: OH, NOW, NOW.
I'M SORRY, FLAPJACK.
I KNOW HE'S YOUR FRIEND, BUT
HE'S ALSO A DISEASE-SPREADING
ANIMAL, AND DISEASE-SPREADING
ANIMALS HAVE TO EITHER BE CUT UP
OR SENT AWAY.
>> Flapjack: SENT AWAY WHERE?
>> Bubbie: TO PLAGUE ISLAND.
IT'S WHERE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE
PLAGUE ARE SENT SO THEY DON'T
INFECT HEALTHY PEOPLE.
BUT IT'S VERY DANGEROUS.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
>> Flapjack: YES, BUBBIE.
I GUESS THERE'S JUST ONE THING
LEFT TO DO.
>> Bubbie: OH, I LOVE YOU, BABY.
>> Flapjack: I LOVE YOU, TOO,
BUBBIE.
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S WHY I CAN'T ASK YOU TO
TAKE ME TO PLAGUE ISLAND.
DON'T WORRY, K'NUCKLES II.
I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING
HAPPEN TO YOU.
PLAGUE ISLAND, HERE WE COME.
[ DRUMS BEAT ]
[ SEA GULLS CRY ]
[ BIRDS SQUAWK ]
>> GOSH, THOMAS, YOU'RE GETTING
AWFUL GOOD AT DRUMMING.
>> OH, THANK YOU, RICHARD.
>> BOAT!
[ LAUGHS ] BOAT!
>> [ GASPS ] OH!
>> [ Laughing ] WELCOME.
OH, YES, YES.
WHAT NEWS, BOY?
>> YES? HAVE THEY FOUND A CURE?
>> FOR THE PLAGUE?
>> YES, HAVE THEY?
>> HAVE THEY?
>> YES, HAVE THEY?
>> Flapjack: I'M JUST DROPPING
OFF MY SICK RAT.
>> All: [ GROAN ]
>> [ SQUEAKS ]
>> Flapjack: SEEMS LIKE A NICE
PLACE.
[ DRUMS BEAT ]
>> [ SQUEAKS ]
[ POP! ]
WHOA.
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
[ SNIFF! SNIFF! ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Flapjack: OH.
UH...
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
HE FORGOT TO SAY GOODBYE.
>> HEY, KID, YOU REALLY
SHOULDN'T BE HANGING OUT ON
PLAGUE ISLAND.
IT'S A LITTLE DANGEROUS.
[ COUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: BUT I CAN'T LEAVE
K'NUCKLES II.
HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND.
>> WELL, NOT YOUR ONLY FRIEND.
LOOK!
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: THE FIRST.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE?
>> K'nuckles: WELL, BUBBIE TOLD
US YOU MIGHT BE HERE AND THAT
YOU MIGHT GET SICK, AND, WELL,
NOT TO GET ALL SENTIMENTAL, BUT
NOT ONE OF US CAN LIVE WITHOUT
YOU.
>> AY. 'TIS TRUE.
>> OH, YEAH.
WE MISS YOU, BUDDY.
>> WE MISS YOU.
>> YEAH, COME ON BACK, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: GEE.
I NEVER KNEW EVERYONE CARED.
W-WOULD YOU MIND SAYING GOODBYE
TO K'NUCKLES II FOR ME?
>> I THINK THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.
NOW, YOU FOLKS WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO HAVE ANY FOOD OR TOILET
PAPER, WOULD YOU?
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
YOU'VE GOT TO BE --
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> Flapjack: WOW.
NOBODY ON STORM-ALONG CAN LIVE
WITHOUT ME.
I'VE NEVER FELT SO LOVED.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I MAY HAVE
MISLED YOU THERE, FLAP.
SEE, I MEANT WE LITERALLY CAN'T
LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
THE DOC NEEDS YOUR BLOOD TO MAKE
AN ANTIDOTE.
>> Flapjack: OH, WELL.
IT'S NICE TO BE NEEDED.
>> DON'T YOU MEAN NICE TO BE
NEEDLED?
HMM?
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
ADVENTURE.
>> All: [ LAUGH ]
>> ♪ O-O-O-OVERALL ENTHUSIASM ♪
♪ OVERALL ENTHUSIASM ♪
♪ OVERALL ENTHUSIASM ♪
♪ OVERALL ENTHUSIASM ♪
♪ OVERALL ENTHUSIASM ♪
♪ O-O-O-O-O-OVERALL ♪
♪ O-O-O-O-O-OVERALL ♪
[ LAUGHS ] HOW'S THAT WORK?
♪ O-O-O-O-O-OVERALL ♪
[ LAUGHS ] HOW'S THAT WORK?
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪
♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
>> Flapjack: CAN I OPEN MY EYES,
BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: ALL RIGHT.
HERE IT COMES. GET READY.
>> Flapjack: I'M PRETTY EXCITED,
BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: OPEN YOUR EYES,
SWEETIE.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
THANKS, BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: OPEN IT UP!
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTING ]
OH, MY GOODNESS.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> ♪ IT'S A PENCIL ♪
>> Flapjack: OH, BUBBIE, WHAT A
THOUGHTFUL GIFT.
>> Bubbie: I'M HAPPY YOU LIKE
IT, BABY.
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
BOOP!
BOOP!
BOOOOOP!
WOP! WOP!
[ Deep voice ] GREETINGS.
I'M ALIVE.
[ Normal voice ] HELLO,
MR. FOOT.
[ Deep voice ] PLEASE, FLAPJACK,
MY THROAT IS CRAZY PARCHED.
COULD I HAVE SOME WATER?
[ Normal voice ] OF COURSE,
FRIEND.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ Deep voice ] WOULD YOU LIKE TO
DANCE WITH ME?
♪ LA DA DA ♪
[ Normal voice ] ♪ LA DA DI DA
DA DO DA DA DA ♪
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, KNOCK IT
OFF.
>> Flapjack: OOPSIE.
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES, TODAY IS
FLAPJACK'S BIRTHDAY.
NOW, WAKE UP AND TEACH HIM
SOMETHING ADVENTUREY.
>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, BUT
ONLY BECAUSE SAILORS RESPECT THE
RITUALS OF BIRTHIN' DAY.
BAAH!
NOW, PAY ATTENTION.
I'LL TEACH YOU ABOUT THE, UH...
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! RATTLE! ]
[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
...THE COMPASS.
>> Flapjack: ♪ THERE'S ONLY
PERFECTION WHEN YOU KNOW YOUR
DIRECTION ♪
♪ NO MORE WASTED ROWING 'CAUSE
I'M KNOWING WHERE I'M GOING ♪
[ GRUNTS ]
>> K'nuckles: THIS PART OF THE
COMPASS IS CALLED...
>> Flapjack: ...THE NEEDLE.
>> K'nuckles: THEN BY TURNING...
>> Flapjack: ...THE BEZEL.
>> K'nuckles: I SET...
>> Flapjack: ...THE LUBBER LINE.
>> K'nuckles: [ SMACKS LIPS ]
HMM.
TO THE HEADING I WANT TO TRAVEL
IN -- NORTH, EAST, OR SOUTH.
>> Flapjack: OR THE ONE THAT'S
SCRATCHED OFF.
>> K'nuckles: WE DON'T TALK
ABOUT THAT ONE, BOY.
>> Flapjack: BUT WHY?
>> Bubbie: BECAUSE HE DOESN'T
KNOW WHAT IT IS, HONEY-POO.
>> K'nuckles: I DO, TOO, KNOW.
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT OTHER
DIRECTION 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING
OUT THERE.
>> Flapjack: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> K'nuckles: I MEAN THE ONLY
THING OUT THERE IS THE EDGE OF
THE WORLD.
>> Flapjack: I WANT TO GO THERE!
>> K'nuckles: FOOL BOY!
WE'D NEVER GET PAST THE SEA
MONSTERS!
NOT EVEN THE BRAVEST ADVENTURERS
WOULD ATTEMPT IT.
>> Flapjack: NOW I REALLY WANT
TO GO!
WHAT'S THE ONE PLACE WE WANT TO
GO TO MORE THAN ANYWHERE BUT WE
CAN NEVER...FIND IT?
>> K'nuckles: CANDIED ISLAND?
>> Flapjack: AND WHAT'S THE ONE
PLACE NO ONE DARES TO GO?
>> K'nuckles: BOY, WE'RE GOING
HMM-HMM-WARD.
>> Flapjack: THIS IS THE "WEST"
BIRTHDAY EVER!
[ BELL DINGING ]
[ BUZZER SOUNDS ]
[ CREAK! ]
>> WES-S-S-S-S-ST.
>> K'nuckles: THAT GUY LOOKED
PRETTY SMART.
MAYBE WE SHOULD TURN BACK.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
COME ON.
ALL THESE WARNING SIGNS MEAN
WE'RE HEADED TOWARD SOMETHING
INCREDIBLE.
I BET NO ONE'S EVEN MADE IT OUT
THIS FAR.
CANDIED ISLAND IS PROBABLY JUST
A FEW KNOTS AWAY.
>> Bubbie: IT MIGHT BE TOO
DANGEROUS, HONEY.
>> Flapjack: BUT I'M NO STRANGER
TO DANGER.
>> Bubbie: WELL, I-I KNOW, BABY,
BUT --
>> Flapjack: IF DANGER WAS A
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, I WOULD MARRY
HER.
>> Bubbie: ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL GO A LITTLE FURTHER.
>> Flapjack: YES-S-S-S!
>> Bubbie: BUT ONLY BECAUSE
YOU'RE SO SWEET.
>> K'nuckles: YOU REALLY THINK
CANDIED ISLAND IS JUST A LITTLE
FURTHER, FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: I DO.
[ POP! ]
[ STRETCH! ]
>> K'nuckles: EW!
>> Flapjack: [ Deep voice ]
K'NUCKLES, COULD YOU TELL ME A
LITTLE MORE ABOUT THE WEST?
>> K'nuckles: I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
>> Flapjack: MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
THE WEST IS CLASSIFIED,
TOP-SECRET INFORMATION?
>> K'nuckles: NO!
IT'S CURSED!
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK
ABOUT IT!
>> Flapjack: NOT SUPPOSED TO
TALK ABOUT THE WEST?
>> K'nuckles: KNOCK IT OFF!
THIS IS SERIOUS.
THEY SAY WEIRD THINGS HAPPEN AT
THE MENTION OF THAT WORD.
>> Bubbie: STOP BEING A
SUPERSTITIOUS SALLY.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH
SAYING "WEST."
[ GROANS ]
>> DID YOU SAY "WEST"?
>> K'nuckles: TOLD YOU.
>> Flapjack: [ Normal voice ]
SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS EVERY
TIME I SAY "WEST" --
>> OH, LOOK, MARTHA, TANDEM
TRAVELERS TRIOED BY A FLOATING
WHALE.
>> Flapjack: SO, I SHOULD
PROBABLY STOP SAYING "WEST."
>> [ Asian accent ] FRENCH FRY.
DO YOU WANT A FRENCH FRY?
>> Bubbie: UH, NO, THANK YOU.
Pipe it, Pumpkin.
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
I'LL NEVER SAY "WEST" AGAIN.
>> [ GROWL! ]
>> Flapjack: ♪ OH, CANDIED
ISLAND MAKES ME SMILE AND DANCE
AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM DO DO ♪
♪ I'LL BRUSH MY TEETH ON THE
JELLY-BEAN REEF ♪
♪ GRAB A PEPPERMINT LEAF ♪
♪ DRINK THE LICORICE DEW ♪
>> K'nuckles: WHAT ARE YOU
DOING, BOY?
>> Flapjack: EXERCISING MY
HUGGING MUSCLES.
I'M GONNA GIVE CANDIED ISLAND A
BIG HUG.
>> Bubbie: DO YOU SEE ANYTHING?
>> K'nuckles: NAH.
ALL I SEE IS...SEA.
>> Flapjack: ALL THIS WAITING'S
MAKING ME THIRSTY.
>> Bubbie: WELL, BABY BUBBIE'S
GOT THE REMEDY FOR THAT.
>> Flapjack: YOU FOUND
CANDIED ISLAND?
>> Bubbie: NO.
UH, LOVE, BUBBIE'S GOT WATER.
[ SLOOP! ]
[ WHIP! ]
OH, MY.
THIS IS TROUBLESOME.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
WHAT'S TROUBLESOME?
>> Bubbie: WELL, BABY, IT'S --
IT'S -- IT'S TIME TO FACE SOME
FACTS.
WE'RE RUNNING LOW ON WATER,
FOOD, AND OVERALL ENTHUSIASM.
IT'S TIME TO TURN BACK.
[ BOING! ]
>> K'nuckles: SHE'S RIGHT, BOY.
THIS IS MY LAST PAIR.
>> ♪ OVERALL ENTHUSIASM ♪
♪ OVERALL ENTHUSIASM ♪
♪ OVERALL ENTHUSIASM ♪
YEE HAW!
>> Flapjack: BUT WE'RE SO CLOSE!
I JUST KNOW IT!
>> Bubbie: MY MIND'S MADE UP,
AND IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME NOW.
MY LITTLE ADVENTURER NEEDS HIS
REST.
>> Flapjack: BUT -- BUT --
>> Bubbie: SHH!
DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE
SOFT-BOILED EYES.
NOW, YOU KNOW BUBBIE'S RIGHT.
>> Flapjack: UH, K'NUCKLES?
[ CREAK! ]
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
>> K'nuckles: BRRRRRRRRR!
[ BURPS ]
GOOD NIGHT, BOY.
[ SNORING ]
[ PING! ]
[ SNORING ]
HMM.
OH, MAN.
I FEEL LIKE I SLEPT ON A WOODEN
PLANK.
>> Flapjack: THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU
DID.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT THE --
>> Flapjack: WE MUST BE REALLY
CLOSE TO CANDIED ISLAND NOW.
>> K'nuckles: WAIT!
WHAT ARE WE DOING ON THIS RAFT?
>> Flapjack: I GOT THE IDEA LAST
NIGHT.
IT WASN'T FAIR OF ME TO ASK
BUBBIE TO DO SOMETHING SHE
DOESN'T WANT TO DO, SO I BUILT
THIS RAFT, AND WE'VE BEEN
SAILING FOR HOURS.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, WHAT DID YOU
BRING ME FOR?
>> Flapjack: THEY TOLD ME TO.
WE'LL GET TO CANDIED ISLAND IN
NO TIME AT ALL.
WE'RE CLOSE NOW.
ALMOST THERE.
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPING ]
I GOT TO HAVE WATER, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: DON'T DRINK OUT OF
THE OCEAN, K'NUCKLES!
SEAWATER MAKES YOU CRAZY!
LOOK AT ME!
I'VE BEEN DRINKING IT FOR HOURS!
>> K'nuckles: YOU DON'T LOOK
CRAZY TO ME.
>> Flapjack: R-R-R-R-REALLY?
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
>> K'nuckles: AND YOUR LAUGH
SOUNDS HEALTHY, TOO.
THIS WATER'S ALL RIGHT.
>> Flapjack: HEY, STOP IT,
K'NUCKLES!
K'NUCKLES!
YOU'RE SUCKING UP THE ENTIRE
OCEAN!
STOP IT, K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Flapjack: DO YOU KNOW WHAT
FISHIES DO IN THERE?!
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAH!
[ GASPING ]
>> K'nuckles: WHY, FLAPJACK?
HOW DID WE GET INTO THIS MESS?
>> Flapjack: I WANTED TO SEE
CANDIED ISLAND.
>> K'nuckles: OH, YEAH.
ME TOO.
>> Flapjack: WAIT. LOOK.
THERE IT IS!
>> ♪ CANDIED ISLAND ♪
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
>> ♪ OOH ♪
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> K'nuckles: IT'S THE END OF
THE WORLD!
>> Flapjack: THE END IS NIGH,
GUY!
THE END IS NIGH!
[ WATER ROARING ]
>> Both: [ GASPING ]
[ WIND WHISTLES ]
>> K'nuckles: AAAAAH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: WHOA! WHOA!
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: [ Deep voice ] MAN
THE SAILS, BOY, IF YOU KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
>> WES-S-S-S-S-S-T.
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES.
HAVE YOU BEEN LETTING MY BABY
DRINK SEAWATER?
>> K'nuckles: SO THAT'S NOT --
OH.
WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO?
>> Flapjack: [ VOMITING ]
[ Normal voice ] BUBBIE, I DON'T
FEEL SO GOOD.
>> Bubbie: YEAH?
WELL, MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL
THINK TWICE BEFORE SNEAKING OFF
LIKE THAT.
>> Flapjack: [ VOMITING ]
BUBBIE, I GUESS MY LISTENING
SKILLS WEREN'T VERY GOOD LAST
NIGHT.
>> Bubbie: OH, BUT YOUR SPIRIT
OF ADVENTURE WAS...THOUGH A
LITTLE MISGUIDED.
>> Flapjack: THAT'S WHY I HAVE
YOU.
>> Bubbie: HERE, PUDDIN'.
>> Flapjack: AN "M" FOR
MISGUIDED?
>> Bubbie: TURN IT AROUND.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
LOOK, CAPTAIN -- A "W" FOR OUR
COMPASS!
>> K'nuckles: THERE IS NO MORE
COMPASS.
I SOLD IT FOR MAPLE SYRUP.
[ CLINKING ]
[ HISS! ]
[ SPLASH! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GLUG! GLUG!
GLUG! GLUG! ]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FLAPJACK!
CHEERS!
[ CLINK! ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, THANKS FOR
THE "WEST" BIRTHDAY PRESENT
EVER!
>> K'nuckles: DON'T MENTION IT.
>> Flapjack: LITERALLY.
>> Both: [ LAUGH ]
>> [ FARTING ]
>> Flapjack: THE WEST IS FUN.
[ RATS SQUEAKING ]
>> SURGERY.
GET YOUR SURGERY HERE.
[ BELL DINGING ]
HAIRCUTS.
WE ALSO DO...HAIRCUTS.
[ SEA GULLS CRY ]
>> Flapjack: HI, DR. BARBER.
I DON'T NEED SURGERY OR A
HAIRCUT.
>> HMM. YES.
THEN WHAT DO YOU NEED?
>> Flapjack: YOUR FRIENDSHIP.
>> FOR HOW LONG?
>> Flapjack: UNTIL ONE OF US
DIES.
>> HMM.
I'LL PASS.
>> Flapjack: OH, CANNONBALLS.
>> NOW, RUN ALONG, YOUNG
FLAPJACK.
YOUR SAILOR'S MOUTH IS BAD FOR
BUSINESS.
I SAY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD
USE SOME SURGERY.
>> Flapjack: I JUST WANTED TO
MAKE A FRIEND IS ALL.
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
GEE, I SURE MISS CAP'N K'NUCKLES
WHEN HE GOES AWAY ON BUSINESS.
>> K'nuckles: SO, I SAYS TO THE
GUY, "OH, YEAH?"
[ LAUGHS ]
SO, ANYWAY, I STILL HAVEN'T
FOUND THAT MAGICAL GENIE WHO
TURNED YOU TWO INTO BIRDS, MOM
AND DAD, BUT DON'T WORRY.
I'M WORKING ON IT.
I'M WORKING ON IT.
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
OH, NO! BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: WHAT IS IT, BABY?
>> Flapjack: DEAD RAT OFF THE
STARBOARD BOW.
POOR LITTLE FELLA.
>> [ SQUEAKING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
HE'S ALIVE!
[ GRUNTING ]
POOR LITTLE GENTLEMAN RAT.
PROBABLY FELL OFF A SHIP.
NOW HE'S ALL ALONE.
>> [ COUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, IS IT OKAY
IF I NURSE HIM BACK TO HEALTH?
>> Bubbie: UH...UH...
>> Flapjack: THANKS, BUBBIE!
[ WHIP! ]
[ CREAK! ]
>> Bubbie: UH...
[ WHISTLE ]
[ SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: GOOD MORNING,
BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, HOW LONG
HAVE YOU BEEN UP?
>> Flapjack: WELL, I NEVER WENT
TO SLEEP.
I'VE BEEN KEEPING AN EYE ON
LITTLE FLEABAG.
>> Bubbie: LITTLE...FLEABAG?
>> Flapjack: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I
NAMED HIM ON ACCOUNT OF ALL HIS
FLEAS.
[ LAUGHS ]
SO MANY FLEAS.
[ SLOOP! ]
BUT WON'T EAT ANY CHEESE.
WHAT KIND OF RAT DOESN'T EAT
CHEESE?
>> Bubbie: UH, FLAPJACK, HONEY,
LET'S CHANGE HIS NAME.
>> Flapjack: I GUESS WE CAN NAME
HIM AFTER THE GREATEST
ADVENTURER IN THE WORLD --
CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
>> [ SQUEAKS ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
BUBBIE, HE'S EATING!
>> Bubbie: THAT'S GREAT, BABY.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
NOW HE'S CLIMBING OUT OF HIS
LITTLE BOX.
>> Bubbie: OH.
>> Flapjack: [ Laughing ] AND
NOW HE'S RUNNING AROUND.
NOW HE'S SNIFFING AT YOUR
STOMACH.
BOY, HE LOOKS HUNGRY!
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, WHY DON'T
YOU TAKE HIM FOR A WALK OUTSIDE?
>> Flapjack: THAT'S A GREAT
IDEA, BUBBIE.
WHY, WITH K'NUCKLES II AT MY
SIDE, EVERYONE IN STORM-ALONG'S
GONNA WANT TO TALK TO ME.
SALUTATIONS, SLIPPERY PETE.
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE
K'NUCKLES II.
>> ALL RIGHT, KID.
KEEP IT MOVING.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Flapjack: OKAY, K'NUCKLES II,
YOU HEARD THE MAN.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Flapjack: GREETINGS,
PEPPERMINT LARRY.
WHAT'S THE GOOD WORD?
>> ARE YOU HERE TO BUY CANDY?
>> Flapjack: NO, SIR.
I'M HERE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO --
>> UNH. UNH. UNH. UNH. UNH. UNH.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> UNH.
>> Flapjack: [ SIGHS ]
LET'S SEE.
WHO ELSE CAN WE MEET?
[ GASPS ]
HEY, LOOK -- SAILORS!
>> SO, I SAYS TO HIM, "WHY DON'T
YOU BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES,
YOU KNOW, FOR ONCE?"
>> Flapjack: HI, BRAVE
SEAFARERS.
TRADING TALES OF ADVENTURE, I
SEE?
PERHAPS YOU'D CARE TO HEAR THIS
GENTLEMAN'S STORY OF SURVIVAL.
BUT I WARN YOU, IT'S NOT FOR THE
FAINT OF HEART.
>> [ SQUEAKING ]
>> REMEMBER WHEN CHILDREN WERE
SEEN AND NOT "NERD"?
>> All: [ LAUGH ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
[ POP! POP! POP! ]
[ POP! ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, THERE'S
HANDSOME PETE.
SEE YOU LATER, FRIENDS.
>> All: [ COUGHING ]
>> I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
>> [ COUGHS ]
>> ♪ OH, TRYING TO BE FRIENDS,
BUT PEOPLE ARE JERKS ♪
♪ SO I'M GONNA PUT SOME FLEAS ON
YOU ♪
♪ AND THE FLEAS WILL HAVE THE
PLAGUE ♪
♪ AND THEY'LL MAKE YOU COUGH A
LOT ♪
♪ THEN YOU'LL BE TOO SICK TO
HURT MY FEELINGS ANYMORE ♪
♪ BEH RUP RUP BEH ♪
♪ BEH RUP RUP BEH ♪
♪ BEH RUP RUP RUP RUP RUP ♪
[ DONG! DONG! ]
[ POP! POP! ]
[ POP! ]
[ POP! ]
[ POP! ]
[ POP! ]
[ POP! ]
>> All: [ COUGHING ]
>> [ SQUEAKS ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE FUN.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I'M
EXHAUSTED.
>> Flapjack: WELCOME HOME,
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
GUESS WHAT?
I HAVE A NEW FRIEND, AND I NAMED
HIM AFTER YOU.
>> K'nuckles: NOT NOW, FLAPPY.
[ SIGHS ]
[ SQUISH! ]
[ SNORING ]
>> [ SQUEAKING ]
[ SLOOP! ]
[ HONK! HONK! ]
>> K'nuckles: AAAAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: AAAAAAAAH!
>> Bubbie: AAAAAAAAH!
>> K'nuckles: GET IT OFF OF ME!
AAAH!
[ WHIP! ]
AAAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: WAIT,
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
MY NEW FRIEND!
>> K'nuckles: TELL YOUR NEW
FRIEND TO GET IN HERE AND HELP
US SMASH THIS RAT!
>> Flapjack: NO, NO!
THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
>> Flapjack: HE'S MY NEW FRIEND,
AND I WON'T HAVE YOU SCARING
HIM.
IT'S OKAY.
>> K'nuckles: BUT, FLAPJACK,
RATS ARE BAD LUCK.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT 'CAUSE
HE LIKES TO FLICK FLEAS ON
PEOPLE HE DOESN'T LIKE.
>> K'nuckles: HOW LONG'S HE BEEN
DOING THAT?
>> Flapjack: ALL DAY.
>> Bubbie: OH, NO, BABY.
IS HE THE ONE GIVING EVERYONE
THE PLAGUE?
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S THE PLAGUE?
[ SMACK! ]
>> All: [ COUGHING ]
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
>> AAAH.
>> HMM.
GOOD NEWS, SIR.
YOU HAVE THE PLAGUE.
>> BUT WHY IS THAT GOOD NEWS?
>> BECAUSE NOW I CAN CONDUCT
MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS.
[ LAUGHS ]
ALSO, YOU COULD USE A HAIRCUT.
>> Flapjack: DR. BARBER?
IS EVERYONE GONNA BE OKAY?
>> FLAPJACK, K'NUCKLES, YOU'RE
BOTH...HEALTHY.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
>> WELL, PERHAPS YOU'D CARE TO
ASSIST ME IN HELPING THE SICK.
>> K'nuckles: HELP THE SICK?
BLEH.
>> [ SQUEAKS ]
[ DING! ]
[ SLOOP! ]
>> ♪ DO DO DA LOO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DA LOO DO DO DA LOO DA LOO
DO DO ♪
♪ DO DA LOO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DA LOO DA DO DA DO ♪
♪ LOO DA LOO LOO DO DO DO ♪
>> K'nuckles: BLEH!
[ COUGHING ]
YEAH!
NOW I GET TO BE WAITED ON.
>> HMM.
FLAPJACK, MAY I SEE YOUR LITTLE
FRIEND THERE?
>> Flapjack: WHY?
>> UM, I WISH TO CUT HIM OPEN.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
>> UH, WITHOUT PAIN, OF
COURSE -- NO PAIN AT ALL.
WHY, IT'LL BE JUST LIKE -- LIKE
A HAIRCUT.
>> Flapjack: AAAAAH!
>> NO, NO.
I MEAN NOT LIKE A HAIRCUT.
THERE'LL BE A CARCASS, OF
COURSE, BUT WAIT.
[ ZOOM! ]
WAIT. OH, UH...
OH, DEAR.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE! BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: WHAT IS IT, BABY?
>> Flapjack: THAT MEAN OLD
DR. BARBER WANTS TO CUT
K'NUCKLES II OPEN.
I THINK IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO
WITH THE PLAGUE.
>> Bubbie: OH, DEAR.
I WAS AFRAID OF THIS.
>> Flapjack: AFRAID OF WHAT?
>> Bubbie: UM, BABY, WE HAVE TO
TALK.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> Flapjack: [ SOBS ]
>> Bubbie: OH, NOW, NOW.
I'M SORRY, FLAPJACK.
I KNOW HE'S YOUR FRIEND, BUT
HE'S ALSO A DISEASE-SPREADING
ANIMAL, AND DISEASE-SPREADING
ANIMALS HAVE TO EITHER BE CUT UP
OR SENT AWAY.
>> Flapjack: SENT AWAY WHERE?
>> Bubbie: TO PLAGUE ISLAND.
IT'S WHERE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE
PLAGUE ARE SENT SO THEY DON'T
INFECT HEALTHY PEOPLE.
BUT IT'S VERY DANGEROUS.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
>> Flapjack: YES, BUBBIE.
I GUESS THERE'S JUST ONE THING
LEFT TO DO.
>> Bubbie: OH, I LOVE YOU, BABY.
>> Flapjack: I LOVE YOU, TOO,
BUBBIE.
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S WHY I CAN'T ASK YOU TO
TAKE ME TO PLAGUE ISLAND.
DON'T WORRY, K'NUCKLES II.
I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING
HAPPEN TO YOU.
PLAGUE ISLAND, HERE WE COME.
[ DRUMS BEAT ]
[ SEA GULLS CRY ]
[ BIRDS SQUAWK ]
>> GOSH, THOMAS, YOU'RE GETTING
AWFUL GOOD AT DRUMMING.
>> OH, THANK YOU, RICHARD.
>> BOAT!
[ LAUGHS ] BOAT!
>> [ GASPS ] OH!
>> [ Laughing ] WELCOME.
OH, YES, YES.
WHAT NEWS, BOY?
>> YES? HAVE THEY FOUND A CURE?
>> FOR THE PLAGUE?
>> YES, HAVE THEY?
>> HAVE THEY?
>> YES, HAVE THEY?
>> Flapjack: I'M JUST DROPPING
OFF MY SICK RAT.
>> All: [ GROAN ]
>> [ SQUEAKS ]
>> Flapjack: SEEMS LIKE A NICE
PLACE.
[ DRUMS BEAT ]
>> [ SQUEAKS ]
[ POP! ]
WHOA.
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
[ SNIFF! SNIFF! ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Flapjack: OH.
UH...
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
HE FORGOT TO SAY GOODBYE.
>> HEY, KID, YOU REALLY
SHOULDN'T BE HANGING OUT ON
PLAGUE ISLAND.
IT'S A LITTLE DANGEROUS.
[ COUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: BUT I CAN'T LEAVE
K'NUCKLES II.
HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND.
>> WELL, NOT YOUR ONLY FRIEND.
LOOK!
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: THE FIRST.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE?
>> K'nuckles: WELL, BUBBIE TOLD
US YOU MIGHT BE HERE AND THAT
YOU MIGHT GET SICK, AND, WELL,
NOT TO GET ALL SENTIMENTAL, BUT
NOT ONE OF US CAN LIVE WITHOUT
YOU.
>> AY. 'TIS TRUE.
>> OH, YEAH.
WE MISS YOU, BUDDY.
>> WE MISS YOU.
>> YEAH, COME ON BACK, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: GEE.
I NEVER KNEW EVERYONE CARED.
W-WOULD YOU MIND SAYING GOODBYE
TO K'NUCKLES II FOR ME?
>> I THINK THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.
NOW, YOU FOLKS WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO HAVE ANY FOOD OR TOILET
PAPER, WOULD YOU?
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
YOU'VE GOT TO BE --
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> Flapjack: WOW.
NOBODY ON STORM-ALONG CAN LIVE
WITHOUT ME.
I'VE NEVER FELT SO LOVED.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I MAY HAVE
MISLED YOU THERE, FLAP.
SEE, I MEANT WE LITERALLY CAN'T
LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
THE DOC NEEDS YOUR BLOOD TO MAKE
AN ANTIDOTE.
>> Flapjack: OH, WELL.
IT'S NICE TO BE NEEDED.
>> DON'T YOU MEAN NICE TO BE
NEEDLED?
HMM?
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
ADVENTURE.
>> All: [ LAUGH ]
>> ♪ O-O-O-OVERALL ENTHUSIASM ♪
♪ OVERALL ENTHUSIASM ♪
♪ OVERALL ENTHUSIASM ♪
♪ OVERALL ENTHUSIASM ♪
♪ OVERALL ENTHUSIASM ♪
♪ O-O-O-O-O-OVERALL ♪
♪ O-O-O-O-O-OVERALL ♪
[ LAUGHS ] HOW'S THAT WORK?
♪ O-O-O-O-O-OVERALL ♪
[ LAUGHS ] HOW'S THAT WORK?