The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 1, Episode 6 - Foot Burn/Hand It Over - full transcript
Stranded on the outskirts of Stormalong, Flapjack and K'nuckles are forced to take the public trolley in order to get back home.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO
DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
>> K'nuckles: THAR SHE BLOWS,
BOY!
>> Flapjack: WOW, SHE'S EVEN
MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I IMAGINED!
>> K'nuckles: NO, NOT HER!
WE DIDN'T WALK ALL THIS WAY IN
THE HOT SUN TO SEE THIS THING.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: SHE BLOWS THAR!
>> Flapjack: THE 99 PENCE
STORE?!
[ SQUEALS ]
>> K'nuckles: ALL YOUR DREAMS
ANSWERED FOR 99 PENCE.
>> Flapjack: 99 PENCE.
WOW! LOOK!
99 PENCE SHAVING CREAM!
FOR WHEN I GROW MY ADVENTURE
BEARD.
>> K'nuckles: 99 PENCE BOTTLES
WITH LITTLE SHIPS IN THEM.
>> Flapjack: 99 PENCE SHIPS WITH
LITTLE BOTTLES IN THEM.
>> K'nuckles: 99 PENCE SHIPS!
AND BEST OF ALL, 99 PENCE
CANDY-BARREL AISLE!
[ LIVELY GRINDER MUSIC PLAYS ]
WELL, LET'S GO HOME.
>> Flapjack: BUT AREN'T WE GONNA
BUY ANYTHING FOR 99 PENCE?
>> K'nuckles: WE DON'T HAVE ANY
MONEY.
>> Flapjack: THAT NEVER STOPPED
YOU BEFORE.
HEY, MAYBE WE COULD GET JOBS.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO
ADVENTURERS SAY ABOUT JOBS?
>> Flapjack: JOBS ARE FOR
LANDLUBBERS WITH NO SENSE OF
ADVENTURE...
OR FASHION.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
EH.
>> ♪ EXPIRED CANDY ♪
[ Whispering ] FREE.
>> Flapjack: WHOO-HOO!
[ CHOMPING, LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: SEE, BOY?
GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO
DON'T WORK.
>> Flapjack: YEAH, I'M NEVER
GONNA GET A JOB!
UNH-UNH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ GROANING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ GROANING ]
[ SNIFFS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SNIFFS ]
>> Both: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW!
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, THE DOCK'S
ON FIRE!
>> Both: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW!
>> K'nuckles: WAIT A SECOND!
NO, BOY, WE GOT THE FOOTBURN.
>> Flapjack: THE FOOTBURN.
[ LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO, NO!
THIS IS SERIOUS.
>> Flapjack: SERIOUS.
WELL, NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
>> K'nuckles: WHALE KISSES, BOY.
>> Flapjack: [ CHATTERS ]
BUBBIE GIVES WHALE KISSES!
>> K'nuckles: WHALE KISSES ARE
THE ONLY CURE FOR FOOTBURN.
>> Bubbie: THAT'S RIGHT,
FLAPJACK.
NOW, COME ON OVER HERE AND LET
BUBBIE KISS IT.
>> Flapjack: COMING, BUBBIE!
OW! OH!
>> Bubbie: OH, YOU CAN DO IT,
BABY.
>> Both : OW! OW!
>> K'nuckles: IT'S NO USE,
FLAPJACK.
OW! OW!
I THINK WE'LL HAVE TO FIND SOME
OTHER WAY TO GET HOME.
>> Flapjack: LIKE FLYING?
>> K'nuckles: WE'LL RIDE THE
STORM-ALONG TROLLEY.
'N THAR SHE BLOWS!
>> Flapjack: SHE'S EVEN MORE
BEAUTIFUL THAN I IMAGINED.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: KNOCK THAT OFF
ALREADY, WILL YA?
SHE BLOWS THAR!
AND THE BEST PART IS WE WON'T
HAVE TO SEE THIS WARTY-FACED
WHARF WITCH AGAIN!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Flapjack: WOW!
I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A TROLLEY
BEFORE.
[ GOAT BLEATS ]
>> K'nuckles: I REMEMBER MY
FIRST TIME.
I FOUND MYSELF A NICE, SOFT SEAT
TO SIT IN.
AND I MADE FRIENDS WITH THE
RESIDENT TROLLEY RATS.
I NAMED THE SMARTEST LOOKIN' ONE
K'NUCKLES!
AND I EVEN MET MY FIRST TRUE
LOVE.
I STILL REMEMBER.
SHE SMELLED OF FISH GUTS AND
AFTERSHAVE.
>> Flapjack: WHOA, AMAZING!
>> K'nuckles: SHE WAS, TILL I
PUSHED HER OFF THE DOCK AND A
GIANT SQUID ATE HER.
[ SQUID BURPS ]
>> Flapjack: THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
HARD FOR YOU.
HEY, HERE COMES THE TROLLEY
CAPTAIN!
>> K'nuckles: YAH!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Flapjack: WOW!
ISN'T THIS GREAT?!
>> K'nuckles: NO.
I JUST WANT TO GET MY WHALE'S
KISSES BEFORE I GO UP IN FLAMES.
AND BETWEEN YOU AND ME AND THE
FLOORBOARDS, I THINK THAT
TROLLEY HAG'S GOT SOMETHING
AGAINST ME.
>> [ GROWL ]
>> Flapjack: AW, FIDDLESTICKS!
I'M SURE THIS'LL BE THE MOST
TROLLEYRIFIC TROLLEY RIDE IN
TROLLEY HISTORY.
LOOK, YOUR FAVORITE TROLLEY
SEAT'S STILL THERE.
AND YOUR FAVORITE RAT,
K'NUCKLES, JR.
>> [ HISSES ]
>> K'nuckles: I'LL TELL YA, BOY,
ME CORNEA'S PERCOLATIN'.
AND WHEN ME CORNEAS
PERCOLATE, THAR BE TROUBLE
A-BREWIN'.
[ BRAKES SCREECH ]
HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?
WHY ARE WE STOPPING?
>> [ GRUMBLES ]
>> Flapjack: I KNOW WHAT'LL MAKE
YOU FEEL BETTER.
LET'S WAVE GOODBYE TO THE 99
PENCE STORE.
>> K'nuckles: MEH.
>> Flapjack: BYE! TAKE IT EASY.
SEE YA AROUND!
WE LIKE YOUR BARGAINS!
BYE! TAKE CARE!
SEE YA NEXT TIME!
WE HAD FUN! BYE! ADIOS!
UH, BYE. GOODBYE. SEE YA.
TAKE CARE.
UH-HUH.
UH, GOODBYE!
>> K'nuckles: THERE'S SOMETHING
WEIRD GOING ON HERE.
>> Flapjack: WEIRD?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH!
SHE'S DRIVING SLOW ON PURPOSE
JUST TO GET MY GOAT.
>> Flapjack: BUT SHE'S ALREADY
GOT A GOAT.
>> [ BLEATS ]
>> Flapjack: SEE?
BESIDES, HOW CAN ANYTHING BAD
HAPPEN ON AN ADVENTURE TROLLEY,
WITH ITS RUGGED, WOODED
FLOORBOARDS...
>> K'nuckles: MM, THAT'S NICE.
>> Flapjack: ...ITS HEMP
SECURITY STRAPS.
>> K'nuckles: MM. OOOH.
SECURITY.
>> Flapjack: ...AND
SUPER-ABSORBENT HAYSTACK
CUSHIONS?
>> K'nuckles: OOH, YES, CUSHY.
[ BRAKES SCREECH ]
>> AND THE BRAKE STICK?
YOU LIKE THE GIANT BRAKE STICK?
>> Flapjack: YES, MA'AM, IT'S MY
FAVORITE.
>> MINE, TOO.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: HOW ABOUT THE
ACCELERATOR?
LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE
ACCELERATOR!
FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: WOW!
>> AND THIS KNOB?
YOU LIKE THIS KNOB?
>> Flapjack: OH, YES!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, COME ON!
STOP MESSING AROUND!
>> HOW ABOUT THIS TROLLEY SEAT?
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> THIS WHEEL?
>> Flapjack: OOH!
>> THE WOOD DOOR?
THE LUGGAGE RACK?
MY REARVIEW...
MIRROR?
OH, YES. YES. YES.
>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO!
COME ON!
>> YOU LIKE THIS FANCY WOOD
TRIM?
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I'D LIKE YOU
TO GET THIS TROLLEY MOVING!
>> [ GROWLS ]
HOW 'BOUT THIS TUB OF MEDICATED
FOOT CREME?
>> Flapjack: OOH!
[ LAUGHS ]
OOF!
>> K'nuckles: WHALE KISSES!
[ BRAKES SCREECH ]
[ SOBBING ]
>> HMMMM.
OH, HEY, I ALMOST FORGOT
SOMETHIN'.
HERE.
FOR ME?
WHOO-EE!
A REAL, LIVE, OFFICIAL JUNIOR
TROLLEY HAT!
>> ♪ A REAL, LIVE, OFFICIAL
JUNIOR TROLLEY HAT ♪
>> Flapjack: THANKS, WITCH LADY!
WOW!
I WISH THIS TROLLEY RIDE WOULD
LAST FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER
AND EVER AND EVER.
ROLLING ALONG AND STOPPING,
ROLLING ALONG AND STOPPING.
ROLLING ALONG...
AND STOPPING.
ROLL--
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!
SINCE YOU'RE AN OFFICIAL JUNIOR
TROLLEY CONDUCTOR, WHY DON'T YOU
GO ASK THAT HAG TO SPEED UP,
HMM?
>> Flapjack: AYE-AYE, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, WHAT DID SHE
SAY?
>> Flapjack: SHE'S PRETTY FUNNY.
SHE SAYS SHE'S ON HER BREAK.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: NOW LET'S SEE WHAT
THIS BABY CAN DO.
>> Flapjack: WOW, YOU CAN DRIVE
A TROLLEY?
>> K'nuckles: PBFT, CAN I DRIVE
A TROLLEY?!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, WE GOT TO
PULL THAT BRAKE!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> BEHOLD, I CALL IT "RAMP"!
RADICAL ASCENSION --
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
>> Flapjack: WE GOTTA PULL THAT
BRAKE!
>> K'nuckles: I WON'T DO IT!
NEED WHALE KISSES.
>> Bubbie: THAT'S RIGHT, GIRL.
YOU TOLD THAT MAN YOU HAD EIGHT
LEGS FROM THE START.
>> Flapjack: [ SCREAMING ]
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> [ ROARS ]
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
[ GASPING ]
>> Flapjack: YOU GOT TO PULL THE
BRAKE.
[ SQUID ROARS ]
>> Flapjack: [ Gurgling ] YOU
GOT TO PULL --
>> K'nuckles: [ Gurgling ] ALL
RIGHT, I'LL DO IT!
[ BRAKES SCREECH ]
>> Flapjack: OH NO, THE 99 PENCE
STORE?
>> K'nuckles: WELL, AT LEAST THE
DROWNING PUT OUT MY FOOTBURN.
>> Flapjack: [ SNIFFS ]
I SMELL FISH GUTS AND
AFTERSHAVE.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]
[ SQUID ROARS ]
NOT THE FEET!
AHHHH!
>> K'nuckles: AND THERE SHE WAS,
MY NEW WOODEN FOOT, SITTING
RIGHT THERE IN THE ARMS OF THE
MERMAID PRINCESS.
BEST FOOT I EVER GOT, TOO.
>> Flapjack: WOW!
WHAT ABOUT YOUR OTHER FOOT?
>> K'nuckles: EH, THE OTHER
ONE'S NOT SO GREAT.
>> Flapjack: WHAT ABOUT YOUR
HAND?
>> K'nuckles: MY HAND?
I DON'T KNOW.
THAT'S SORT OF THE MOST AMAZING
STORY THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO
ANYBODY.
I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO
HEAR --
>> Flapjack: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT,
AND I WAS LOST AT SEA.
>> Flapjack: YOU WERE LOST AT
SEA?
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
>> K'nuckles: EVEN THE GREATEST
ADVENTURERS GET LOST IN THE
SEA OF D-- OF LOST ADVENTURERS!
AND SO THERE I WAS, JUST MAKIN'
MY WAY OUT OF THOSE WICKED
WATERS WHEN I GET TENTACLES
GRABBIN' AT MY SHIP!
GET OFF OF THERE!
AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE'S
POPPIN' UP OVER THE SIDE?
>> Flapjack: P-POPCORN?
>> K'nuckles: A SQUIDSHARK,
THE MOST FEROCIOUS MONSTER IN
THE DEEP!
AND HE WAS HUNGRY FOR MY HAND!
>> Flapjack: DON'T GIVE IT TO
HIM!
>> K'nuckles: OH, I GAVE IT TO
HIM, ALL RIGHT.
BUT BEFORE I COULD GIVE IT TO
HIM AGAIN, HE GRABBED HOLD OF
ME AND BIT MY TICKLERS CLEAN
OFF.
>> Flapjack: I WISH I COULD HAVE
SEEN THAT HAND, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, MY FAKE
ONE'S EVEN BETTER.
I GOT HER WHEN I WAS HIJACKED BY
A SHIP OF VIKING MAIDENS WHO
MADE ME KISS THEM.
>> I THINK WE FOUND HIM, SIR!
>> AYE, THAT BE THE ONE.
>> K'nuckles: AND SO THE OLD
CARPENTER MAN OF MAGIC ISLAND
CARVED ME THIS NEW HAND FROM
THE WOOD OF THE VIKING SHIP I SO
BRAVELY DESTROYED.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES,
YOU'RE THE MOST AMAZING
ADVENTURER EVER!
>> REALLY?!
I GUESS HE WOULDN'T BE SCARED OF
US THEN.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Flapjack: WELL, HE WOULDN'T
BE SCARED.
>> WELL, HE SHOULDN'T BE SCARED.
I SIMPLY WANTED TO SHAKE HIS
HAND FOR BEING SO AMAZING.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, WHY DIDN'T
YOU SAY SO?
YOU CAN SHAKE MY HAND.
>> ACTUALLY, I'D RATHER SHAKE
MY HAND!
>> K'nuckles: YOUR HAND?!
>> I LOST THAT WOODEN BEAUTY
YEARS AGO, AND I'VE COME TO TAKE
HER BACK!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I DON'T SEE
YOUR NAME ON IT.
>> WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS?
>> Flapjack: "HANDREW"?
>> HANDY FOR SHORT.
CAPTAIN HANDY.
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T BELIEVE
IT.
IF IT'S YOUR HAND, THEN WHY IS
IT ON MY ARM?
>> THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!
>> K'nuckles: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> GIVE ME MY HAND!
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I DON'T SEE
YOUR NAME ON IT.
>> TAKE IT FROM HIM, BOYS!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: WAIT!
YOU'RE REALLY GONNA TAKE HER
AWAY FROM ME!?
MY BEST HAND?
THE HAND I OILED EVERY DAY?
THE HAND I SOILED EVERY DAY?
>> HAND IT OVER!
>> K'nuckles: OH, PLEASE!
JUST ONE LAST DAY SO I CAN SAY
GOODBYE!
THERE'S SO MUCH STUFF WE STILL
GOT TO DO TOGETHER.
[ GROWLING ]
>> HOLD, BOYS.
HE'S RIGHT.
CAPTAIN KICKLES, YOUR PLEAS HAVE
NOT FALLEN UPON EARS OF STONE.
A HAND AS HANDSOME AS MINE IS
NOT SO EASY TO PART WITH -- I
KNOW, FOR I'VE DONE IT ONCE
MYSELF.
HARK AWAY, BOYS!
WE'LL GIVE THIS POUTY FACE
24 HOURS.
THEN WE'LL DISMEMBER HIM.
>> K'nuckles: [ CRYING ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT PIRATE
POKED YOU WITH HIS HOOK.
I'M SO SORRY.
>> Flapjack: SORRY YOU'RE A
LIAR?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Flapjack: YOU DIDN'T GET THAT
HAND FROM A MAGIC CARPENTER.
YOU LIED!
YOU LIAR!
>> K'nuckles: I'M NOT A LIAR.
I'M A YARN SPINNER.
I TELL TALL TALES -- A CUSTOM
UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED BY
ADVENTURER'S EVERYWHERE.
BUT THIS REALLY IS MY HAND.
I SWEAR BY MY GREAT,
GREAT-GRAND...HAND.
>> Flapjack: THEN HOW DID YOU
REALLY GET IT?
>> K'nuckles: WELL, IT WAS THE
SEA OF LOST ADVENTURERS, LIKE I
SAID BEFORE, EXCEPT...
IT WAS MY DEAR MOTHER'S KITCHEN,
AND I WAS JUST GETTING ME START
IN ADVENTURING.
GET OUT OF HERE!
SUDDENLY, SOMETHIN' EMERGES OFF
MY PORT BOW.
THE SQUIDSHARK 1700, MY
MOTHER'S STATE-OF-THE-ART
FLOTSOM DISPOSAL.
AND I WAS GONNA STICK MY HAND IN
IT!
THE TRICKY THING ABOUT OL'
SQUIDSHARK WAS I TURNED IT ON BY
ACCIDENT.
I THOUGHT THERE'D BE CANDY DOWN
THERE.
I COULDN'T AFFORD A FAKE HAND,
BUT A GOOD ADVENTURER LEARNS
TO MAKE DO.
[ FARTING SOUNDS TO THE TUNE OF
"ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT" ]
[ FARTING ]
THEN ONE DAY I ADVENTURED PAST A
PAWNSHOP.
IT WAS THE BEST FAKE HAND IN THE
WHOLE WORLD.
I GOT THE SHOP OWNER'S
ATTENTION...
>> GO AWAY.
>> K'nuckles: LUCKILY I
MEMORIZED THE HAND, AND I CARVED
AN EXACT REPLICA FOR THE WRONG
HAND.
BUT LIKE I SAID, ADVENTURERS
MAKE DO.
THE NEXT HAND WAS JUST LIKE THE
ONE AT THE PAWNSHOP.
THAT'S THE HAND I WEAR TODAY!
>> Flapjack: YOU MADE A COPY OF
CAP'N HANDY'S HAND?
>> YEP.
>> Flapjack: I'M SORRY I DOUBTED
YOU.
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S GREAT.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE
AN OLD FRIEND TO SAY GOODBYE
TO.
>> Flapjack: [ SIGHS ]
♪ CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, WHAT CAN I
DO ♪
♪ YOU LOVE YOUR HAND ♪
♪ AND I LOVE IT, TOO ♪
>> Bubbie: WHAT'S THE MATTER,
BABY?
>> Flapjack: HOW CAN
CAP'N K'NUCKLES BE
CAP'N K'NUCKLES WITHOUT HIS
K'NUCKLES?
>> Bubbie: WELL, SOMETIMES
GETTING RID OF SOMETHING GOOD
HELPS YOU FIND SOMETHIN' EVEN
BETTER.
>> Flapjack: OH, FOO!
THERE ISN'T ANYTHING BETTER THAN
CAP'N K'NUCKLES' HAND.
HIS HAND IS PERFECT.
>> Bubbie: JUST LOOKS LIKE A
CREAKY, OLD, WOOD HAND TO ME.
>> Flapjack: WHAAAAT!?
IT'S AN EXACT DUPLICATE OF THE
BEST HAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
>> Bubbie: WHERE DID K'NUCKLES
SEE THE "BEST HAND IN THE
WORLD"?
>> Flapjack: HMM, RIGHT OVER
THERE, AT THE "YE OLDE
PAWNSHOP."
>> Bubbie: WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GO ON OVER THERE AND GET
THE ORIGINAL HAND?
>> Flapjack: BECAUSE -- I DON'T
KNOW!
I BETTER GO SEE IF THAT OLD
HAND'S STILL THERE.
THANKS, BUBBIE!
>> K'nuckles: I'M GONNA MISS
YOU, HAND.
[ SNIFFLES ]
AW, YOU ALWAYS DID TREAT ME
SWEET.
IF THIS IS BE OUR LAST DAY
TOGETHER, LET'S SPEND IT IN
STYLE.
[ CROWING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
YOU KNOW, THIS TIME TOMORROW,
MY WRIST WILL FEEL AWFULLY
LIGHT.
I WISH --
YOU'RE RIGHT.
AT LEAST WE'RE TOGETHER NOW.
[ HIGH-PITCHED SCREECH ]
[ YAWNS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'
IN SUCH A HURRY?
>> K'nuckles: I AIN'T GIVIN' UP
THIS HAND.
SHE'S MINE!
I MADE HER WITH MY OWN TWO...
HAND.
>> Flapjack: NO, YOU DIDN'T!
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I DID.
I COPIED THE --
>> Flapjack: THAT'S NO COPY!
THERE IS NO COPY!
YOU LIED TO ME, YOU LIAR!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: I WENT TO THE "YE
OLDE PAWNSHOP," AND GUESS WHAT?
THE OWNER DOESN'T SELL FAKE
HANDS.
HE NEVER HAS.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE TOLD
ME?
TALL TALES ARE LIES!
>> K'nuckles: BUT I --
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE SUCH A BIG
LIAR, IF YOU WERE A TREASURE
CHEST, YOU WOULD LIE AT THE
BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!
>> WOW, THAT GUY SOUNDS LIKE A
REALLY BIG LIAR.
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR,
I BET YOU WOULD LIE LIKE A
LIGHTHOUSE FULL OF LIONS AND
LIMA BEANS.
>> K'nuckles: HEY, PIPE DOWN,
KID.
PEOPLE ARE STARTIN' TO STARE.
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S WRONG?
YOU DON'T LIKE HAVING ALL "LIES"
ON YOU?
>> K'nuckles: [ STAMMERING ]
>> Flapjack: THIS LIAR LIED
ABOUT STEALING THAT HAND!
>> THAT THIEF SHOULD GO TO JAIL
FOR LIFE.
>> HE SURE CROSSED THE LINE WHEN
HE STOLE THIS HAT CONCEPT!
>> ARGH!
HE'S GOT MY NOSE, TOO!
>> THOSE TEETH LOOK FAMILIAR!
>> OH! THERE'S MY LEG!
>> I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR THOSE
TATTOOS!
>> THERE'S MY DOG, POKEY!
>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
LOOKS LIKE THAT'S EVERYTHING.
>> Flapjack: AT LEAST THEY LET
YOU KEEP YOUR HAND.
>> I'LL TAKE THAT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
CAPTAIN KICKLES.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: WELL, NONE OF THIS
WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF YOU WEREN'T
SUCH A BIG, FAT LI--
HEY, KID, YOUR FREAKY FRIEND
HERE IS PERFECT FOR MY PETTING
ZOO.
I'LL TRADE YOU MY FANCY BACK
SCRATCHER FOR HIM.
>> Flapjack: WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT HAND?!
>> HAND?
EEEEEW!!
THAT PAWNSHOP OWNER TOLD ME IT
WAS A BACK SCRATCHER.
THAT'S THE MOST REVOLTING THING.
>> Flapjack: IT'S JUST LIKE
CAPTAIN HANDY'S HAND, BUT THIS
ONE SAYS "HANDTHONY"!
>> UM, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S ACTUALLY MY NAME, NOT
HANDREW.
I KNEW IT STARTED WITH AN "H."
THANK YOU, FATBACK.
APOLOGIES TO CAPTAIN KICKLES.
WELCOME BACK, YOU OLD SO-AND-SO.
>> Flapjack: I GUESS THIS MEANS
YOU WEREN'T LYING.
AND WHAT'S MORE, YOU GET TO
KEEP YOUR HAND...
FRIEND.
>> K'nuckles: [ MUFFLED YELL ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT WAS THAT
CAP'N?
YOU WANT TO TELL ME SOMETHIN'?
OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME,
CAPTAIN.
OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME,
CAPTAIN.
OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME,
CAPTAIN.
OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME,
CAPTAIN.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO
DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
>> K'nuckles: THAR SHE BLOWS,
BOY!
>> Flapjack: WOW, SHE'S EVEN
MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I IMAGINED!
>> K'nuckles: NO, NOT HER!
WE DIDN'T WALK ALL THIS WAY IN
THE HOT SUN TO SEE THIS THING.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: SHE BLOWS THAR!
>> Flapjack: THE 99 PENCE
STORE?!
[ SQUEALS ]
>> K'nuckles: ALL YOUR DREAMS
ANSWERED FOR 99 PENCE.
>> Flapjack: 99 PENCE.
WOW! LOOK!
99 PENCE SHAVING CREAM!
FOR WHEN I GROW MY ADVENTURE
BEARD.
>> K'nuckles: 99 PENCE BOTTLES
WITH LITTLE SHIPS IN THEM.
>> Flapjack: 99 PENCE SHIPS WITH
LITTLE BOTTLES IN THEM.
>> K'nuckles: 99 PENCE SHIPS!
AND BEST OF ALL, 99 PENCE
CANDY-BARREL AISLE!
[ LIVELY GRINDER MUSIC PLAYS ]
WELL, LET'S GO HOME.
>> Flapjack: BUT AREN'T WE GONNA
BUY ANYTHING FOR 99 PENCE?
>> K'nuckles: WE DON'T HAVE ANY
MONEY.
>> Flapjack: THAT NEVER STOPPED
YOU BEFORE.
HEY, MAYBE WE COULD GET JOBS.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO
ADVENTURERS SAY ABOUT JOBS?
>> Flapjack: JOBS ARE FOR
LANDLUBBERS WITH NO SENSE OF
ADVENTURE...
OR FASHION.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
EH.
>> ♪ EXPIRED CANDY ♪
[ Whispering ] FREE.
>> Flapjack: WHOO-HOO!
[ CHOMPING, LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: SEE, BOY?
GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO
DON'T WORK.
>> Flapjack: YEAH, I'M NEVER
GONNA GET A JOB!
UNH-UNH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ GROANING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ GROANING ]
[ SNIFFS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SNIFFS ]
>> Both: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW!
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, THE DOCK'S
ON FIRE!
>> Both: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW!
>> K'nuckles: WAIT A SECOND!
NO, BOY, WE GOT THE FOOTBURN.
>> Flapjack: THE FOOTBURN.
[ LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO, NO!
THIS IS SERIOUS.
>> Flapjack: SERIOUS.
WELL, NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
>> K'nuckles: WHALE KISSES, BOY.
>> Flapjack: [ CHATTERS ]
BUBBIE GIVES WHALE KISSES!
>> K'nuckles: WHALE KISSES ARE
THE ONLY CURE FOR FOOTBURN.
>> Bubbie: THAT'S RIGHT,
FLAPJACK.
NOW, COME ON OVER HERE AND LET
BUBBIE KISS IT.
>> Flapjack: COMING, BUBBIE!
OW! OH!
>> Bubbie: OH, YOU CAN DO IT,
BABY.
>> Both : OW! OW!
>> K'nuckles: IT'S NO USE,
FLAPJACK.
OW! OW!
I THINK WE'LL HAVE TO FIND SOME
OTHER WAY TO GET HOME.
>> Flapjack: LIKE FLYING?
>> K'nuckles: WE'LL RIDE THE
STORM-ALONG TROLLEY.
'N THAR SHE BLOWS!
>> Flapjack: SHE'S EVEN MORE
BEAUTIFUL THAN I IMAGINED.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: KNOCK THAT OFF
ALREADY, WILL YA?
SHE BLOWS THAR!
AND THE BEST PART IS WE WON'T
HAVE TO SEE THIS WARTY-FACED
WHARF WITCH AGAIN!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Flapjack: WOW!
I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A TROLLEY
BEFORE.
[ GOAT BLEATS ]
>> K'nuckles: I REMEMBER MY
FIRST TIME.
I FOUND MYSELF A NICE, SOFT SEAT
TO SIT IN.
AND I MADE FRIENDS WITH THE
RESIDENT TROLLEY RATS.
I NAMED THE SMARTEST LOOKIN' ONE
K'NUCKLES!
AND I EVEN MET MY FIRST TRUE
LOVE.
I STILL REMEMBER.
SHE SMELLED OF FISH GUTS AND
AFTERSHAVE.
>> Flapjack: WHOA, AMAZING!
>> K'nuckles: SHE WAS, TILL I
PUSHED HER OFF THE DOCK AND A
GIANT SQUID ATE HER.
[ SQUID BURPS ]
>> Flapjack: THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
HARD FOR YOU.
HEY, HERE COMES THE TROLLEY
CAPTAIN!
>> K'nuckles: YAH!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Flapjack: WOW!
ISN'T THIS GREAT?!
>> K'nuckles: NO.
I JUST WANT TO GET MY WHALE'S
KISSES BEFORE I GO UP IN FLAMES.
AND BETWEEN YOU AND ME AND THE
FLOORBOARDS, I THINK THAT
TROLLEY HAG'S GOT SOMETHING
AGAINST ME.
>> [ GROWL ]
>> Flapjack: AW, FIDDLESTICKS!
I'M SURE THIS'LL BE THE MOST
TROLLEYRIFIC TROLLEY RIDE IN
TROLLEY HISTORY.
LOOK, YOUR FAVORITE TROLLEY
SEAT'S STILL THERE.
AND YOUR FAVORITE RAT,
K'NUCKLES, JR.
>> [ HISSES ]
>> K'nuckles: I'LL TELL YA, BOY,
ME CORNEA'S PERCOLATIN'.
AND WHEN ME CORNEAS
PERCOLATE, THAR BE TROUBLE
A-BREWIN'.
[ BRAKES SCREECH ]
HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?
WHY ARE WE STOPPING?
>> [ GRUMBLES ]
>> Flapjack: I KNOW WHAT'LL MAKE
YOU FEEL BETTER.
LET'S WAVE GOODBYE TO THE 99
PENCE STORE.
>> K'nuckles: MEH.
>> Flapjack: BYE! TAKE IT EASY.
SEE YA AROUND!
WE LIKE YOUR BARGAINS!
BYE! TAKE CARE!
SEE YA NEXT TIME!
WE HAD FUN! BYE! ADIOS!
UH, BYE. GOODBYE. SEE YA.
TAKE CARE.
UH-HUH.
UH, GOODBYE!
>> K'nuckles: THERE'S SOMETHING
WEIRD GOING ON HERE.
>> Flapjack: WEIRD?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH!
SHE'S DRIVING SLOW ON PURPOSE
JUST TO GET MY GOAT.
>> Flapjack: BUT SHE'S ALREADY
GOT A GOAT.
>> [ BLEATS ]
>> Flapjack: SEE?
BESIDES, HOW CAN ANYTHING BAD
HAPPEN ON AN ADVENTURE TROLLEY,
WITH ITS RUGGED, WOODED
FLOORBOARDS...
>> K'nuckles: MM, THAT'S NICE.
>> Flapjack: ...ITS HEMP
SECURITY STRAPS.
>> K'nuckles: MM. OOOH.
SECURITY.
>> Flapjack: ...AND
SUPER-ABSORBENT HAYSTACK
CUSHIONS?
>> K'nuckles: OOH, YES, CUSHY.
[ BRAKES SCREECH ]
>> AND THE BRAKE STICK?
YOU LIKE THE GIANT BRAKE STICK?
>> Flapjack: YES, MA'AM, IT'S MY
FAVORITE.
>> MINE, TOO.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: HOW ABOUT THE
ACCELERATOR?
LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE
ACCELERATOR!
FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: WOW!
>> AND THIS KNOB?
YOU LIKE THIS KNOB?
>> Flapjack: OH, YES!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, COME ON!
STOP MESSING AROUND!
>> HOW ABOUT THIS TROLLEY SEAT?
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> THIS WHEEL?
>> Flapjack: OOH!
>> THE WOOD DOOR?
THE LUGGAGE RACK?
MY REARVIEW...
MIRROR?
OH, YES. YES. YES.
>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO!
COME ON!
>> YOU LIKE THIS FANCY WOOD
TRIM?
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I'D LIKE YOU
TO GET THIS TROLLEY MOVING!
>> [ GROWLS ]
HOW 'BOUT THIS TUB OF MEDICATED
FOOT CREME?
>> Flapjack: OOH!
[ LAUGHS ]
OOF!
>> K'nuckles: WHALE KISSES!
[ BRAKES SCREECH ]
[ SOBBING ]
>> HMMMM.
OH, HEY, I ALMOST FORGOT
SOMETHIN'.
HERE.
FOR ME?
WHOO-EE!
A REAL, LIVE, OFFICIAL JUNIOR
TROLLEY HAT!
>> ♪ A REAL, LIVE, OFFICIAL
JUNIOR TROLLEY HAT ♪
>> Flapjack: THANKS, WITCH LADY!
WOW!
I WISH THIS TROLLEY RIDE WOULD
LAST FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER
AND EVER AND EVER.
ROLLING ALONG AND STOPPING,
ROLLING ALONG AND STOPPING.
ROLLING ALONG...
AND STOPPING.
ROLL--
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!
SINCE YOU'RE AN OFFICIAL JUNIOR
TROLLEY CONDUCTOR, WHY DON'T YOU
GO ASK THAT HAG TO SPEED UP,
HMM?
>> Flapjack: AYE-AYE, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, WHAT DID SHE
SAY?
>> Flapjack: SHE'S PRETTY FUNNY.
SHE SAYS SHE'S ON HER BREAK.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: NOW LET'S SEE WHAT
THIS BABY CAN DO.
>> Flapjack: WOW, YOU CAN DRIVE
A TROLLEY?
>> K'nuckles: PBFT, CAN I DRIVE
A TROLLEY?!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, WE GOT TO
PULL THAT BRAKE!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> BEHOLD, I CALL IT "RAMP"!
RADICAL ASCENSION --
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
>> Flapjack: WE GOTTA PULL THAT
BRAKE!
>> K'nuckles: I WON'T DO IT!
NEED WHALE KISSES.
>> Bubbie: THAT'S RIGHT, GIRL.
YOU TOLD THAT MAN YOU HAD EIGHT
LEGS FROM THE START.
>> Flapjack: [ SCREAMING ]
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> [ ROARS ]
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
[ GASPING ]
>> Flapjack: YOU GOT TO PULL THE
BRAKE.
[ SQUID ROARS ]
>> Flapjack: [ Gurgling ] YOU
GOT TO PULL --
>> K'nuckles: [ Gurgling ] ALL
RIGHT, I'LL DO IT!
[ BRAKES SCREECH ]
>> Flapjack: OH NO, THE 99 PENCE
STORE?
>> K'nuckles: WELL, AT LEAST THE
DROWNING PUT OUT MY FOOTBURN.
>> Flapjack: [ SNIFFS ]
I SMELL FISH GUTS AND
AFTERSHAVE.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]
[ SQUID ROARS ]
NOT THE FEET!
AHHHH!
>> K'nuckles: AND THERE SHE WAS,
MY NEW WOODEN FOOT, SITTING
RIGHT THERE IN THE ARMS OF THE
MERMAID PRINCESS.
BEST FOOT I EVER GOT, TOO.
>> Flapjack: WOW!
WHAT ABOUT YOUR OTHER FOOT?
>> K'nuckles: EH, THE OTHER
ONE'S NOT SO GREAT.
>> Flapjack: WHAT ABOUT YOUR
HAND?
>> K'nuckles: MY HAND?
I DON'T KNOW.
THAT'S SORT OF THE MOST AMAZING
STORY THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO
ANYBODY.
I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO
HEAR --
>> Flapjack: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT,
AND I WAS LOST AT SEA.
>> Flapjack: YOU WERE LOST AT
SEA?
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
>> K'nuckles: EVEN THE GREATEST
ADVENTURERS GET LOST IN THE
SEA OF D-- OF LOST ADVENTURERS!
AND SO THERE I WAS, JUST MAKIN'
MY WAY OUT OF THOSE WICKED
WATERS WHEN I GET TENTACLES
GRABBIN' AT MY SHIP!
GET OFF OF THERE!
AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE'S
POPPIN' UP OVER THE SIDE?
>> Flapjack: P-POPCORN?
>> K'nuckles: A SQUIDSHARK,
THE MOST FEROCIOUS MONSTER IN
THE DEEP!
AND HE WAS HUNGRY FOR MY HAND!
>> Flapjack: DON'T GIVE IT TO
HIM!
>> K'nuckles: OH, I GAVE IT TO
HIM, ALL RIGHT.
BUT BEFORE I COULD GIVE IT TO
HIM AGAIN, HE GRABBED HOLD OF
ME AND BIT MY TICKLERS CLEAN
OFF.
>> Flapjack: I WISH I COULD HAVE
SEEN THAT HAND, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, MY FAKE
ONE'S EVEN BETTER.
I GOT HER WHEN I WAS HIJACKED BY
A SHIP OF VIKING MAIDENS WHO
MADE ME KISS THEM.
>> I THINK WE FOUND HIM, SIR!
>> AYE, THAT BE THE ONE.
>> K'nuckles: AND SO THE OLD
CARPENTER MAN OF MAGIC ISLAND
CARVED ME THIS NEW HAND FROM
THE WOOD OF THE VIKING SHIP I SO
BRAVELY DESTROYED.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES,
YOU'RE THE MOST AMAZING
ADVENTURER EVER!
>> REALLY?!
I GUESS HE WOULDN'T BE SCARED OF
US THEN.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Flapjack: WELL, HE WOULDN'T
BE SCARED.
>> WELL, HE SHOULDN'T BE SCARED.
I SIMPLY WANTED TO SHAKE HIS
HAND FOR BEING SO AMAZING.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, WHY DIDN'T
YOU SAY SO?
YOU CAN SHAKE MY HAND.
>> ACTUALLY, I'D RATHER SHAKE
MY HAND!
>> K'nuckles: YOUR HAND?!
>> I LOST THAT WOODEN BEAUTY
YEARS AGO, AND I'VE COME TO TAKE
HER BACK!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I DON'T SEE
YOUR NAME ON IT.
>> WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS?
>> Flapjack: "HANDREW"?
>> HANDY FOR SHORT.
CAPTAIN HANDY.
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T BELIEVE
IT.
IF IT'S YOUR HAND, THEN WHY IS
IT ON MY ARM?
>> THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!
>> K'nuckles: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> GIVE ME MY HAND!
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I DON'T SEE
YOUR NAME ON IT.
>> TAKE IT FROM HIM, BOYS!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: WAIT!
YOU'RE REALLY GONNA TAKE HER
AWAY FROM ME!?
MY BEST HAND?
THE HAND I OILED EVERY DAY?
THE HAND I SOILED EVERY DAY?
>> HAND IT OVER!
>> K'nuckles: OH, PLEASE!
JUST ONE LAST DAY SO I CAN SAY
GOODBYE!
THERE'S SO MUCH STUFF WE STILL
GOT TO DO TOGETHER.
[ GROWLING ]
>> HOLD, BOYS.
HE'S RIGHT.
CAPTAIN KICKLES, YOUR PLEAS HAVE
NOT FALLEN UPON EARS OF STONE.
A HAND AS HANDSOME AS MINE IS
NOT SO EASY TO PART WITH -- I
KNOW, FOR I'VE DONE IT ONCE
MYSELF.
HARK AWAY, BOYS!
WE'LL GIVE THIS POUTY FACE
24 HOURS.
THEN WE'LL DISMEMBER HIM.
>> K'nuckles: [ CRYING ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT PIRATE
POKED YOU WITH HIS HOOK.
I'M SO SORRY.
>> Flapjack: SORRY YOU'RE A
LIAR?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Flapjack: YOU DIDN'T GET THAT
HAND FROM A MAGIC CARPENTER.
YOU LIED!
YOU LIAR!
>> K'nuckles: I'M NOT A LIAR.
I'M A YARN SPINNER.
I TELL TALL TALES -- A CUSTOM
UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED BY
ADVENTURER'S EVERYWHERE.
BUT THIS REALLY IS MY HAND.
I SWEAR BY MY GREAT,
GREAT-GRAND...HAND.
>> Flapjack: THEN HOW DID YOU
REALLY GET IT?
>> K'nuckles: WELL, IT WAS THE
SEA OF LOST ADVENTURERS, LIKE I
SAID BEFORE, EXCEPT...
IT WAS MY DEAR MOTHER'S KITCHEN,
AND I WAS JUST GETTING ME START
IN ADVENTURING.
GET OUT OF HERE!
SUDDENLY, SOMETHIN' EMERGES OFF
MY PORT BOW.
THE SQUIDSHARK 1700, MY
MOTHER'S STATE-OF-THE-ART
FLOTSOM DISPOSAL.
AND I WAS GONNA STICK MY HAND IN
IT!
THE TRICKY THING ABOUT OL'
SQUIDSHARK WAS I TURNED IT ON BY
ACCIDENT.
I THOUGHT THERE'D BE CANDY DOWN
THERE.
I COULDN'T AFFORD A FAKE HAND,
BUT A GOOD ADVENTURER LEARNS
TO MAKE DO.
[ FARTING SOUNDS TO THE TUNE OF
"ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT" ]
[ FARTING ]
THEN ONE DAY I ADVENTURED PAST A
PAWNSHOP.
IT WAS THE BEST FAKE HAND IN THE
WHOLE WORLD.
I GOT THE SHOP OWNER'S
ATTENTION...
>> GO AWAY.
>> K'nuckles: LUCKILY I
MEMORIZED THE HAND, AND I CARVED
AN EXACT REPLICA FOR THE WRONG
HAND.
BUT LIKE I SAID, ADVENTURERS
MAKE DO.
THE NEXT HAND WAS JUST LIKE THE
ONE AT THE PAWNSHOP.
THAT'S THE HAND I WEAR TODAY!
>> Flapjack: YOU MADE A COPY OF
CAP'N HANDY'S HAND?
>> YEP.
>> Flapjack: I'M SORRY I DOUBTED
YOU.
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S GREAT.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE
AN OLD FRIEND TO SAY GOODBYE
TO.
>> Flapjack: [ SIGHS ]
♪ CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, WHAT CAN I
DO ♪
♪ YOU LOVE YOUR HAND ♪
♪ AND I LOVE IT, TOO ♪
>> Bubbie: WHAT'S THE MATTER,
BABY?
>> Flapjack: HOW CAN
CAP'N K'NUCKLES BE
CAP'N K'NUCKLES WITHOUT HIS
K'NUCKLES?
>> Bubbie: WELL, SOMETIMES
GETTING RID OF SOMETHING GOOD
HELPS YOU FIND SOMETHIN' EVEN
BETTER.
>> Flapjack: OH, FOO!
THERE ISN'T ANYTHING BETTER THAN
CAP'N K'NUCKLES' HAND.
HIS HAND IS PERFECT.
>> Bubbie: JUST LOOKS LIKE A
CREAKY, OLD, WOOD HAND TO ME.
>> Flapjack: WHAAAAT!?
IT'S AN EXACT DUPLICATE OF THE
BEST HAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
>> Bubbie: WHERE DID K'NUCKLES
SEE THE "BEST HAND IN THE
WORLD"?
>> Flapjack: HMM, RIGHT OVER
THERE, AT THE "YE OLDE
PAWNSHOP."
>> Bubbie: WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GO ON OVER THERE AND GET
THE ORIGINAL HAND?
>> Flapjack: BECAUSE -- I DON'T
KNOW!
I BETTER GO SEE IF THAT OLD
HAND'S STILL THERE.
THANKS, BUBBIE!
>> K'nuckles: I'M GONNA MISS
YOU, HAND.
[ SNIFFLES ]
AW, YOU ALWAYS DID TREAT ME
SWEET.
IF THIS IS BE OUR LAST DAY
TOGETHER, LET'S SPEND IT IN
STYLE.
[ CROWING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
YOU KNOW, THIS TIME TOMORROW,
MY WRIST WILL FEEL AWFULLY
LIGHT.
I WISH --
YOU'RE RIGHT.
AT LEAST WE'RE TOGETHER NOW.
[ HIGH-PITCHED SCREECH ]
[ YAWNS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'
IN SUCH A HURRY?
>> K'nuckles: I AIN'T GIVIN' UP
THIS HAND.
SHE'S MINE!
I MADE HER WITH MY OWN TWO...
HAND.
>> Flapjack: NO, YOU DIDN'T!
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I DID.
I COPIED THE --
>> Flapjack: THAT'S NO COPY!
THERE IS NO COPY!
YOU LIED TO ME, YOU LIAR!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: I WENT TO THE "YE
OLDE PAWNSHOP," AND GUESS WHAT?
THE OWNER DOESN'T SELL FAKE
HANDS.
HE NEVER HAS.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE TOLD
ME?
TALL TALES ARE LIES!
>> K'nuckles: BUT I --
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE SUCH A BIG
LIAR, IF YOU WERE A TREASURE
CHEST, YOU WOULD LIE AT THE
BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!
>> WOW, THAT GUY SOUNDS LIKE A
REALLY BIG LIAR.
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR,
I BET YOU WOULD LIE LIKE A
LIGHTHOUSE FULL OF LIONS AND
LIMA BEANS.
>> K'nuckles: HEY, PIPE DOWN,
KID.
PEOPLE ARE STARTIN' TO STARE.
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S WRONG?
YOU DON'T LIKE HAVING ALL "LIES"
ON YOU?
>> K'nuckles: [ STAMMERING ]
>> Flapjack: THIS LIAR LIED
ABOUT STEALING THAT HAND!
>> THAT THIEF SHOULD GO TO JAIL
FOR LIFE.
>> HE SURE CROSSED THE LINE WHEN
HE STOLE THIS HAT CONCEPT!
>> ARGH!
HE'S GOT MY NOSE, TOO!
>> THOSE TEETH LOOK FAMILIAR!
>> OH! THERE'S MY LEG!
>> I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR THOSE
TATTOOS!
>> THERE'S MY DOG, POKEY!
>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
LOOKS LIKE THAT'S EVERYTHING.
>> Flapjack: AT LEAST THEY LET
YOU KEEP YOUR HAND.
>> I'LL TAKE THAT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
CAPTAIN KICKLES.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: WELL, NONE OF THIS
WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF YOU WEREN'T
SUCH A BIG, FAT LI--
HEY, KID, YOUR FREAKY FRIEND
HERE IS PERFECT FOR MY PETTING
ZOO.
I'LL TRADE YOU MY FANCY BACK
SCRATCHER FOR HIM.
>> Flapjack: WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT HAND?!
>> HAND?
EEEEEW!!
THAT PAWNSHOP OWNER TOLD ME IT
WAS A BACK SCRATCHER.
THAT'S THE MOST REVOLTING THING.
>> Flapjack: IT'S JUST LIKE
CAPTAIN HANDY'S HAND, BUT THIS
ONE SAYS "HANDTHONY"!
>> UM, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S ACTUALLY MY NAME, NOT
HANDREW.
I KNEW IT STARTED WITH AN "H."
THANK YOU, FATBACK.
APOLOGIES TO CAPTAIN KICKLES.
WELCOME BACK, YOU OLD SO-AND-SO.
>> Flapjack: I GUESS THIS MEANS
YOU WEREN'T LYING.
AND WHAT'S MORE, YOU GET TO
KEEP YOUR HAND...
FRIEND.
>> K'nuckles: [ MUFFLED YELL ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT WAS THAT
CAP'N?
YOU WANT TO TELL ME SOMETHIN'?
OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME,
CAPTAIN.
OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME,
CAPTAIN.
OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME,
CAPTAIN.
OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME,
CAPTAIN.