The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 1, Episode 8 - Sittin' Muscle/Knot Funny - full transcript
Flapjack and K'nuckles travel to the South Pole in search of a long lost body part.
FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪
♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
♪ ADVENTURE...
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
FLAPJACK, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
I'M WORKING ON MY
SURVIVAL SKILLS.
CAP'N K'NUCKLES SAYS ALL
ADVENTURERS NEED TO KNOW HOW TO
MAKE FIRE WITH TWO STICKS, AND
HE SHOULD KNOW.
HE'S THE GREATEST ADVENTURER IN
THE WORLD.
MM-HMM.
THEN WHY IS HE IN THAT BARREL
OVER THERE?
'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE
HE WENT TO SLEEPIES.
MM-HMM.
BUBBIE, IT'S
WORKING!
I'M MAKING FIRE!
OH, THAT'S GREAT,
FLAPJACK.
CANNONBALLS.
WAIT A MINUTE.
I KNOW THAT HUM.
PTOOEY!
THAT'S THE S.S. DISASTER.
IT HASN'T BEEN SEEN IN OVER 18
YEARS.
GOLLY!
WHERE'S IT BEEN ALL THIS TIME?
WELL,
CAPTAIN RIDICULOUS TOOK IT OUT
ON AN EXPLORATORY VOYAGE TO THE
BOTTOM OF THE WORLD.
THE BOTTOM OF THE
WORLD?
I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO GO
THERE ONE DAY.
YEAH?
I BET CAPTAIN RIDICULOUS IS DOWN
AT THE STORYTELLER'S CLUB RIGHT
NOW REGALING THE CROWD WITH HIS
TALES OF ADVENTURES.
THE STORYTELLER'S
CLUB?
I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO TELL
TALES THERE ONE DAY.
HUH?
OH, IT'S TOO BAD I'M SO
COMFORTABLE IN MY BARREL HERE.
OTHERWISE I'D TAKE YOU.
HEY, BUBBIE.
ALL RIGHT, K'NUCKLES.
IF YOU TAKE MY BABY TO THE
STORYTELLER'S CLUB, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO SLEEP IN THE BARREL
TONIGHT.
HA HA HA!
K'NUCKLES!
TELL US A TALE, CAPTAIN.
YEAH, SPIN US A YARN!
CRACK US A CHESTNUT.
CHRONICLE US A CLIFF-HANGER.
YEAH, WEAVE US A
MEMOIR.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY WOULDN'T LET US IN.
Shh!
HMPH!
COME ON, FEED US A FABLE.
ENOUGH!
I'M NO FABLE FEEDER.
I DRAW PICTURES!
OH!
OKEYDOKEY, LET'S SEE.
THE FIRST ONE IS OF MY BOAT.
HMM, SEE?
IT'S GOT THE WATER AND
EVERYTHING.
THE NEXT ONE IS OF ME, AND THIS
IS... OH, THIS IS MY FIRST MATE.
A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY WE LOOK
ALIKE.
HEY, FLAP, LOOK AT
THE TOP OF THAT BIG, TALL
MOUNTAIN, NEAR THE LOWER PEAK.
DO YOU SEE?
SEE WHAT?
IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A ROCK.
COME ON, FLAP,
LET'S GO BACK TO BUBBIE, AND
I'LL PROMISE YOU AN ADVENTURE
YOU CAN BOTH SEE AND HEAR.
YOU SEE, FLAPJACK, LIKE MY
WOODEN LEGS, I ALSO HAVE A
WOODEN SITTIN' MUSCLE.
UNDERSTAND?
YOU HAVE A WOODEN
BOTTOM?
SITTIN' MUSCLE!
ANYWAY, IT WAS MANY YEARS AGO.
I WAS LOST AT SEA, FIGHTING A
FEROCIOUS SEA MONSTER IN THE
MIDDLE OF A BLIZZARD.
I WAS RIPPING OFF HIS ARM HAIR
WHEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE BEAST
STARTED TO SNEEZE.
AH-CHOO!
THE MONSTER
SNEEZED MY SITTIN' MUSCLE CLEAN
OFF, AND I NEVER SEEN IT AGAIN,
UNTIL TODAY.
YOU MEAN...?
FLAPJACK, I THINK
THE THING IN THAT PICTURE IS MY
LONG-LOST SITTIN' MUSCLE, AND I
CAN'T GET IT BACK WITHOUT YOU.
YOU NEED MY HELP?
I NEED YOU TO TALK
TO THE WHALE, GET US A RIDE.
K'NUCKLES!
PLEASE, BUBBIE?
OKAY, MUFFIN.
YAY!
NEXT STOP, THE
BOTTOM OF THE WORLD!
TO LOOK FOR YOUR
BOTTOM.
SITTIN' MUSCLE.
CAP'N K'NUCKLES,
WHY WAS THAT SEA MONSTER
SHIVERING?
BECAUSE HE'S
NERVOUS!
DOWN HERE, ALL SEA CREATURES ARE
NERVOUS... ABOUT RUNNING INTO
PEOPLE THEY OWE MONEY TO.
K'NUCKLES, ARE YOU
SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
OOH, WHY DON'T YOU
CONCENTRATE ON THOSE ICEBERGS UP
AHEAD?
OH, MY!
OH! OOH!
OOH, OH.
I'M AFRAID THIS IS AS FAR AS I
GO, FLAPJACK.
THAT'S OKAY,
BUBBIE.
CAP'N AND I CAN HOP THE ICEBERGS
FROM HERE, RIGHT, CAP'N?
COME ON, FLAP!
MY SITTIN' MUSCLE AWAITS!
HA HA!
HEE HEE HEE!
WAIT FOR ME, CAP'N!
HEY, CAP'N!
WHAT?
WHAT?!
FLAPJACK, I CAN'T HEAR...
...ANYTHING FOR THE REST OF MY
LIFE, OW.
CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
OH, MY CAP'N, ARE YOU OKAY?
I'VE BEEN BETTER,
ACTUALLY.
AH, I COULD GET USED TO THAT.
WHOA!
FLAP, WE DID IT!
AND WE'RE SO CLOSE!
NOW, THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL AN
"OBSTACLE" ILLUSION.
CAP'N, LOOK, WE'RE
HERE.
IT SURE LOOKS A LOT
BIGGER UP CLOSE, HUH, CAP'N?
HELLO!
YES, HELLO!
OH, GEEZ, WHAT'S
THIS GUY SELLING?
YES, SO NICE TO HAVE VISITORS.
ARE YOU SCIENTIST CESWELL?
YES OR NO?
NO.
OH.
WE'RE ADVENTURERS!
OH!
ADVENTURERS.
OH, YES, WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL.
AND ARE YOU GENTLEMEN CLIMBING
THIS MOUNTAIN, YES?
YEAH.
OHH!
YES, WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL!
YOU GENTLEMEN WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO
KNOW CAPTAIN RIDICULOUS, WOULD
YOU?
YEAH, WE DO.
OHH!
WHAT A SMALL WORLD.
WELL, ANY FRIENDS OF CAPTAIN
RIDICULOUS ARE FRIENDS OF MINE,
AND, WELL, I THINK, UH...
YOU GENTLEMEN COULD USE SOME
WARM CLOTHES, HMM, YES?
WAH-H-H.
I'M A SCIENTIST.
YES.
WELL, HE SEEMS
NICE.
FLAPJACK, THAT'S
NO SCIENTIST.
THAT'S A CON ARTIST.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
HE'S TRYING TO
SELL US WARM CLOTHES FOR THE TOP
OF THE MOUNTAIN?
LOOK HOW CLOSE THE TOP IS TO THE
SUN.
IT'S GOT TO BE A MILLION DEGREES
UP THERE.
GOLLY.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
I SAY WE BEAT IT
BEFORE THAT SWINDLER COMES BACK.
YES, HERE WE ARE.
VERY WARM.
KEEP THEM AS LONG AS YOU LIKE.
I HAVE PLENTY OF... HUBBA...
WHA...?
WE OUTSMARTED HIM, EH, FLAP?
NO WARM CLOTHES FOR
US.
WHOO-HOO!
FLAP, I THINK WE
SHOULD TURN BACK WHILE WE STILL
HAVE A CHANCE.
WHAT?
OW!
OH, FLAP!
AAH!
OH, WE'RE NEVER GONNA...
OOH!
HEY, CAP'N.
CAP'N, HOW DID YOUR SITTIN'
MUSCLE GET ALL THE WAY UP HERE,
ANYWAYS?
I THOUGHT A MONSTER SNEEZED IT
INTO THE OCEAN.
WELL, BOY, SINCE
WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA DIE UP HERE
ANYWAYS, I MAY AS WELL TELL YOU
THE TRUTH.
I WAS LOST AT SEA, LIKE I SAID,
ONLY I WASN'T FIGHTING A SEA
MONSTER.
I WAS SIGNED ABOARD
CAPTAIN RIDICULOUS'S SHIP, THE
S.S. DISASTER.
WE'D JUST FINISHED MENDING A
SAIL...
OWIE.
OH, MAN, MY ARMS ARE SORE...
PROBABLY FROM MY MUSCLES BEING
TOO HUGE.
MY FIST IS SORE FROM PUNCHING
FRANK IN THE NOSE.
MY NOSE IS SORE FROM PUNCHING
STEVE'S FIST.
MY BOTTOM HURTS...
FROM SITTING.
HUH?
THE CREW DIDN'T
TAKE TOO KINDLY TO MY CHOICE OF
WORDS.
HEY, TOSS IT HERE, WILL YA?
AND THEY WOULDN'T
LET ME JOIN THEM AT THE BOTTOM
OF THE WORLD.
AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I
NEVER SAW MY SITTIN' MUSCLE
AGAIN.
SO, I GUESS THIS MEANS WE'LL
NEVER...
HEY, CAP'N, THERE IT IS!
IT'S YOUR SITTIN' MUSCLE!
NOTICE HOW I DIDN'T SAY
"BOTTOM"?
FLAPJACK, I'M FREEZING.
ME TOO.
WE'RE GONNA DIE UP
HERE!
I GOT AN IDEA.
WHAT IS IT?
I'M GONNA MAKE A
FIRE WITH THESE TWO STICKS.
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA USE FOR WOOD?
YOUR WOODEN
BOTTOM... SITTIN' MUSCLE.
IF I TOLD YOU ONCE, I TOLD YOU
100 TIMES...
PLEASE SAVE MY LIFE.
WISH ME LUCK.
IT'S WORKING.
THE STORYTELLER'S CLUB'S NEVER
GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
MAKE IT TO THE STORYTELLER'S
CLUB, BOY, AND I'M NEVER GONNA
GET MY SITTIN' MUSCLE BACK
I'M GONNA DIE ALONE.
YOU'RE NOT ALONE,
CAP'N.
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING, BOY?
HUGGING YOU
GOODBYE.
THAT'S NICE,
FLAPPY, BUT ADVENTURERS DON'T
HUG EACH OTHER GOOD...
HUH?
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
THE WARMTH OF YOUR HUG IS
MELTING THE ICE.
HUG HARDER, FLAPJACK!
AYE, AYE, CAP'N!
IT'S WORKING!
AH, COME TO PAPA!
HOORAY!
HOORAY!
HOORAY!
HOORAY!
WE DID IT, FLAP!
WHEE!
WE DID IT!
HA HA HA HA!
WHEE!
WHEE!
I KNEW YOU HAD A PLAN FOR
GETTING US DOWN.
OH, WOW.
I TOLD YOU IT WAS CHILLY.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I FOUND
THIS ON MY SECOND EXPEDITION ON
THE SAME MOUNTAIN THAT WE LEFT
OUR OLD CABIN BOY'S SITTIN'
MUSCLE.
I BELIEVE THE LARGER CREATURE TO
BE A PRIMITIVE SPECIES, ONE WHO
EVOLVED WITHOUT A BOTTOM.
SITTIN' MUSCLE.
FLAPJACK!
YES, BUBBIE?
THAT TICKLES!
I CAN'T HELP IT!
K'NUCKLES PROMISED HE'S GONNA
TAKE ME TO THE KNOT FESTIVAL.
PRIZE KNOTS FROM ALL OVER THE
SEVEN SEAS, KNOTS BETTER THAN
ALL OF THESE.
YOU KNOW I SHARE YOUR
LOVE FOR KNOTS, BUT... WHOA!
THE ANGLER'S LOOP.
BUT COULD YOU TIE
YOUR KNOTS ON THIS STRING
INSTEAD OF BUBBIE'S INNARDS?
THANK YOU, BUBBIE.
HE'S HOME!
NO, OH, DARN IT.
CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
NOT KNOW, KID.
OLD K'NUCKIE'S ALL WORN OUT.
WHY ARE YOU ALL
WORN OUT?
HUH?
OH, FROM ALL THE KNOT TYING.
WHAT KNOT TYING?
ALL THE KNOT TYING
AT THE KNOT FESTIVAL.
WHOO!
WORE ME OUT.
I'M SO WORN OUT, I DON'T KNOW IF
I CAN FINISH THIS.
FLAP, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR
FACE?
YOU PROMISED YOU'D TAKE ME!
OH, YEAH, WELL,
UH, I LIED.
K'NUCKLES!
LIED ABOUT, UH,
THE KNOT TYING.
I-I WAS NOT TYING ANYTHING.
I WAS SURVEYING THE BEST SPOTS,
AND... AND THAT'S WHERE WE'RE
GONNA BE, RIGHT AFTER THIS NAP.
HE'S GONNA TAKE ME
AFTER HIS NAP.
YEAH, I HEARD HIM,
SUGAR CUP.
[ BREATHING
[ HEAVILY ]
WHAT?
ARE YOU ASLEEP YET?
NO!
NOW, QUIT BREATHING SO CLOSE TO
ME.
I DON'T WANT TO BE SMELLING
BOOGERS.
SLEEP.
SLEEP.
GO SIT OVER THERE
WHERE YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME!
GO ON!
WHOOSH!
PSHHH!
WHOOSH!
PSHHH!
FLAPJACK!
I'M SOOTHING YOU
WITH AMBIENT OCEAN SOUNDS.
I DON'T WANT TO
HEAR YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD.
♪ OH, FALL ASLEEP,
MY SWEET K'NUCKIES ♪
♪ I WON'T SAY A WORD, BUT I'LL
SING YOU WORDS SO SWEET,
K'NUCKIES ♪
I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS,
FLAPJACK, BUT NOW I HAVE TO GIVE
YOU THE OLD SAILOR'S CURSE OF
MUTE MIKE.
WHO'S MUTE MIKE?
BACK WHEN I WAS
BEAUTIFUL, I USED TO SAIL WITH A
SASSY, LOUDMOUTH SAILOR NAMED
MAD MIKE.
WE WERE LEANING BACK AGAINST THE
RAILING OF THE SHIP WHEN A BIG
WAVE CAME UP AND KNOCKED
MAD MIKE TO THE GROUND.
NOW, I STOOD THERE LAUGHING.
THE SEA IS PLAYING GAMES WITH
YOU, MIKE.
I THINK SHE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU.
BUT MIKE JUST GOT ANGRY.
HE HOPPED UP AND CURSED AT THE
SEA FOR PLAYING LOVE GAMES.
HE CURSED LOUDER AND LONGER THAN
HE'D EVER CURSED BEFORE.
THEN THE SKY
TURNED BLACK, AND THE SUN TURNED
TO THUNDERSTORM, AND THE SEA
RAGED.
AND MIKE STOOD THERE WITH HIS
MOUTH OPEN, WATCHING THE SEA GET
ANGRIER AND ANGRIER, UNTIL A
MASSIVE WAVE DROPPED 10,000
JELLYFISH IN HIS MOUTH.
THE JELLYFISH
ZAPPED MIKE'S VOCAL CORDS AND
LIPS TOGETHER.
MAD MIKE BECAME MUTE MIKE, AND
HE NEVER SPOKE AGAIN.
AND NOW, FLAPJACK, I GIVE YOU
THE CURSE OF MU-U-U-TE MIKE.
AAH!
UH-OH.
NO, NO, WAIT!
DON'T TELL BUBBIE.
DON'T TELL ME WHAT?
K'NUCKLES, DID YOU REALLY CURSE
MY BABY?
I DON'T KNOW.
THAT OLD CURSE NEVER WORKED
BEFORE.
WELL, UNCURSE HIM
RIGHT NOW.
I NEVER LEARNED
HOW TO UNCURSE SOMEONE.
WELL, I NEVER LEARNED
HOW TO KEEP MY TEMPER FROM
SOMEONE WHO CURSES MY BABIES.
HOLD ON.
HE'S TRYING TO TELL ME
SOMETHING.
WELL, GO ON.
SO YOU WANT ME AND YOU TO GO
SOMEWHERE.
OKAY, SO YOU WANT TO GO TO A
FIRST-AID TENT TO FIX YOUR
CURSE.
WELL, WHERE IS ONE?
THE KNOT FESTIVAL, OF COURSE.
GOOD THINKING, BOY.
GET YOUR RED-HOT KNOTS HERE.
IF I REMEMBER
RIGHT, IT SHOULD BE AROUND HERE
SOMEWHERE.
HEY, LOOK, GUYS.
IT'S SLIPKNOT.
REMEMBER?
WE'LL BE AT THE HITCHIN' POST
TONIGHT.
SEE YOU THERE.
NEVER SEEN THOSE
WEIRDOS BEFORE IN MY LIFE,
FLAPPY, I SWEAR IT.
WE'RE HERE, FLAPJACK.
DON'T TELL ME, MM.
YOU'RE HERE FOR SOME OF MY FIRST
AID.
NOW, HOW MAY THESE HANDS...
BE OF SERVICE TO YOU?
IT WASN'T EXACTLY
MY FAULT, DOC.
I MEAN, I WAS JUST TRYING TO
SLEEP.
THEN I TOLD HIM A STORY, AN
INNOCENT, LITTLE STORY, AND
THEN, OUT OF NO PLACE, HE WAS
CURSED.
IT'S THE CURSE OF MUTE MIKE,
DOC.
AH, I, SIR, AM A MAN OF
SCIENCE.
HEAR THAT, FLAP?
HE'S GONNA FIX YA.
RIGHT, THEN, LET'S BEGIN.
MM...
HMM?
GOOD CALL, FLAP.
THAT LOOKED TOO EXPENSIVE.
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT IS THAT?
OH.
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, FLAPJACK.
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE,
BECAUSE IT'S FREE.
LET'S GO HEAR SOME JOKES.
NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK,
NYUK.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE?
A ROPE.
A ROPE WHO?
I "ROPE" YOU LIKE KNOCK-KNOCK
JOKES.
NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK,
NYUK.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE?
A KNOT.
A KNOT WHO?
A "KNOT" MY PROBLEM.
NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK,
NYUK.
YOU'RE "KNOT"
FUNNY.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M "KNOT" FUNNY.
NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK.
COME ON, FLAPJACK.
HOW AM I GONNA REVERSE THIS
CURSE?
POP THE BALLOONS AND GET YOUR
FREE SEA HORSE.
NO, FLAPJACK,
THAT'S NOT GONNA HELP YOUR
AILMENT.
AILMENT, YOU SAY?
MY FRIEND, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?
GIFT GIVING IS THE ONLY TRUE
CURE.
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A GIFT, YOUNG
MAN?
ALL RIGHT.
IT'S HOPELESS.
THEY'RE THE ONLY TWO BOOTHS
LEFT, AND WHAT CAN THEY DO...
SINGING AND CURSING?
CURSING?
YOU MEAN LIKE THE ONE YOU PUT
ON ME?
NOT THAT KIND OF
CURSING.
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU DIDN'T LOSE YOUR VOICE.
FLAPJACK!
I'M SORRY, CAP'N.
I FAKED BEING CURSED 'CAUSE I
THOUGHT IT WAS THE ONLY WAY
YOU'D TAKE ME TO THE KNOT
FESTIVAL.
YOU LIED TO ME,
AND I WORRIED ABOUT YOU!
I'M SORRY.
COVER YOUR EARS,
BOY.
[ MUFFLED
[ MUMBLING ]
TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR EARS.
CONGRATULATIONS, SIR.
YOU ARE A PHENOMENAL CURSER.
YOU DISGUST ME.
UH, THANKS.
I'M GONNA GO SELL THIS TROPHY.
WHERE'S THAT
HEAVENLY VOICE COMING FROM?
♪ YOU'RE MY BEST
FRIEND, CAP'N ♪
FLAPJACK?
♪ I COULD SAIL FOR
MILES ON END WITH MY BEST
FRIEND, CAP'N ♪
♪ YES, I'M TRULY HAPPY, THERE'S
NO DENYING YOU'RE MY BEST
FRIEND, CAP'N ♪
♪ WHEN YOU SAY YOUR FUNNY
THINGS, IT MAKES ME CHUCKLE ♪
♪ YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND,
CAP'N K'NUCKLES ♪
You're my best friend.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
THANKS A LOT.
I KNOW HIM.
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THIS NEXT SONG GOES OUT TO THE
LITTLE OLD LADY IN THE FRONT
ROW.
♪ SHE LOOKS LIKE AN
ANGEL, LIKE A SWEET LITTLE
BABY ♪
♪ THAT'S WHY I CAN'T STOP
STARING AT THAT LITTLE OLD
LADY ♪
♪ SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD MAKE
SOME REALLY GOOD PINEAPPLE
UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE ♪
♪ SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD TAKE
REALLY GOOD CARE OF ME ♪
If I didn't already have Bubbie.
THANK YOU.
OOOHH!
THANKS A LOT.
I'VE GOT ABOUT 300 MORE SONGS
THAT I'VE WRITTEN, IF YOU'D LIKE
TO HEAR THEM.
YEAH!
I
THINK I SANG TOO MANY SONGS.
AH, COME ON,
FLAPS, LET'S GO HOME.
I MISSED YOU,
BUBBIE.
OH, FLAPJACK, IS YOUR
VOICE STILL CURSED?
K'NUCKLES, I TOLD YOU TO FIX MY
BABY.
FLAPJACK WASN'T
EVEN CURSED.
HE WAS LYING.
ANGELS DON'T LIE.
AW, NUTS TO THIS.
HEY!
K'NUCKLES, GET BACK HERE!
YOU CAN'T CATCH ME
IF I'M IN YOUR GUTS.
GOOD, 'CAUSE I JUST
ATE ME A WHOLE SCHOOL OF
MUTE MIKE JELLYFISH.
AAH!
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪
♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
♪ ADVENTURE...
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
FLAPJACK, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
I'M WORKING ON MY
SURVIVAL SKILLS.
CAP'N K'NUCKLES SAYS ALL
ADVENTURERS NEED TO KNOW HOW TO
MAKE FIRE WITH TWO STICKS, AND
HE SHOULD KNOW.
HE'S THE GREATEST ADVENTURER IN
THE WORLD.
MM-HMM.
THEN WHY IS HE IN THAT BARREL
OVER THERE?
'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE
HE WENT TO SLEEPIES.
MM-HMM.
BUBBIE, IT'S
WORKING!
I'M MAKING FIRE!
OH, THAT'S GREAT,
FLAPJACK.
CANNONBALLS.
WAIT A MINUTE.
I KNOW THAT HUM.
PTOOEY!
THAT'S THE S.S. DISASTER.
IT HASN'T BEEN SEEN IN OVER 18
YEARS.
GOLLY!
WHERE'S IT BEEN ALL THIS TIME?
WELL,
CAPTAIN RIDICULOUS TOOK IT OUT
ON AN EXPLORATORY VOYAGE TO THE
BOTTOM OF THE WORLD.
THE BOTTOM OF THE
WORLD?
I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO GO
THERE ONE DAY.
YEAH?
I BET CAPTAIN RIDICULOUS IS DOWN
AT THE STORYTELLER'S CLUB RIGHT
NOW REGALING THE CROWD WITH HIS
TALES OF ADVENTURES.
THE STORYTELLER'S
CLUB?
I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO TELL
TALES THERE ONE DAY.
HUH?
OH, IT'S TOO BAD I'M SO
COMFORTABLE IN MY BARREL HERE.
OTHERWISE I'D TAKE YOU.
HEY, BUBBIE.
ALL RIGHT, K'NUCKLES.
IF YOU TAKE MY BABY TO THE
STORYTELLER'S CLUB, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO SLEEP IN THE BARREL
TONIGHT.
HA HA HA!
K'NUCKLES!
TELL US A TALE, CAPTAIN.
YEAH, SPIN US A YARN!
CRACK US A CHESTNUT.
CHRONICLE US A CLIFF-HANGER.
YEAH, WEAVE US A
MEMOIR.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY WOULDN'T LET US IN.
Shh!
HMPH!
COME ON, FEED US A FABLE.
ENOUGH!
I'M NO FABLE FEEDER.
I DRAW PICTURES!
OH!
OKEYDOKEY, LET'S SEE.
THE FIRST ONE IS OF MY BOAT.
HMM, SEE?
IT'S GOT THE WATER AND
EVERYTHING.
THE NEXT ONE IS OF ME, AND THIS
IS... OH, THIS IS MY FIRST MATE.
A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY WE LOOK
ALIKE.
HEY, FLAP, LOOK AT
THE TOP OF THAT BIG, TALL
MOUNTAIN, NEAR THE LOWER PEAK.
DO YOU SEE?
SEE WHAT?
IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A ROCK.
COME ON, FLAP,
LET'S GO BACK TO BUBBIE, AND
I'LL PROMISE YOU AN ADVENTURE
YOU CAN BOTH SEE AND HEAR.
YOU SEE, FLAPJACK, LIKE MY
WOODEN LEGS, I ALSO HAVE A
WOODEN SITTIN' MUSCLE.
UNDERSTAND?
YOU HAVE A WOODEN
BOTTOM?
SITTIN' MUSCLE!
ANYWAY, IT WAS MANY YEARS AGO.
I WAS LOST AT SEA, FIGHTING A
FEROCIOUS SEA MONSTER IN THE
MIDDLE OF A BLIZZARD.
I WAS RIPPING OFF HIS ARM HAIR
WHEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE BEAST
STARTED TO SNEEZE.
AH-CHOO!
THE MONSTER
SNEEZED MY SITTIN' MUSCLE CLEAN
OFF, AND I NEVER SEEN IT AGAIN,
UNTIL TODAY.
YOU MEAN...?
FLAPJACK, I THINK
THE THING IN THAT PICTURE IS MY
LONG-LOST SITTIN' MUSCLE, AND I
CAN'T GET IT BACK WITHOUT YOU.
YOU NEED MY HELP?
I NEED YOU TO TALK
TO THE WHALE, GET US A RIDE.
K'NUCKLES!
PLEASE, BUBBIE?
OKAY, MUFFIN.
YAY!
NEXT STOP, THE
BOTTOM OF THE WORLD!
TO LOOK FOR YOUR
BOTTOM.
SITTIN' MUSCLE.
CAP'N K'NUCKLES,
WHY WAS THAT SEA MONSTER
SHIVERING?
BECAUSE HE'S
NERVOUS!
DOWN HERE, ALL SEA CREATURES ARE
NERVOUS... ABOUT RUNNING INTO
PEOPLE THEY OWE MONEY TO.
K'NUCKLES, ARE YOU
SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
OOH, WHY DON'T YOU
CONCENTRATE ON THOSE ICEBERGS UP
AHEAD?
OH, MY!
OH! OOH!
OOH, OH.
I'M AFRAID THIS IS AS FAR AS I
GO, FLAPJACK.
THAT'S OKAY,
BUBBIE.
CAP'N AND I CAN HOP THE ICEBERGS
FROM HERE, RIGHT, CAP'N?
COME ON, FLAP!
MY SITTIN' MUSCLE AWAITS!
HA HA!
HEE HEE HEE!
WAIT FOR ME, CAP'N!
HEY, CAP'N!
WHAT?
WHAT?!
FLAPJACK, I CAN'T HEAR...
...ANYTHING FOR THE REST OF MY
LIFE, OW.
CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
OH, MY CAP'N, ARE YOU OKAY?
I'VE BEEN BETTER,
ACTUALLY.
AH, I COULD GET USED TO THAT.
WHOA!
FLAP, WE DID IT!
AND WE'RE SO CLOSE!
NOW, THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL AN
"OBSTACLE" ILLUSION.
CAP'N, LOOK, WE'RE
HERE.
IT SURE LOOKS A LOT
BIGGER UP CLOSE, HUH, CAP'N?
HELLO!
YES, HELLO!
OH, GEEZ, WHAT'S
THIS GUY SELLING?
YES, SO NICE TO HAVE VISITORS.
ARE YOU SCIENTIST CESWELL?
YES OR NO?
NO.
OH.
WE'RE ADVENTURERS!
OH!
ADVENTURERS.
OH, YES, WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL.
AND ARE YOU GENTLEMEN CLIMBING
THIS MOUNTAIN, YES?
YEAH.
OHH!
YES, WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL!
YOU GENTLEMEN WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO
KNOW CAPTAIN RIDICULOUS, WOULD
YOU?
YEAH, WE DO.
OHH!
WHAT A SMALL WORLD.
WELL, ANY FRIENDS OF CAPTAIN
RIDICULOUS ARE FRIENDS OF MINE,
AND, WELL, I THINK, UH...
YOU GENTLEMEN COULD USE SOME
WARM CLOTHES, HMM, YES?
WAH-H-H.
I'M A SCIENTIST.
YES.
WELL, HE SEEMS
NICE.
FLAPJACK, THAT'S
NO SCIENTIST.
THAT'S A CON ARTIST.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
HE'S TRYING TO
SELL US WARM CLOTHES FOR THE TOP
OF THE MOUNTAIN?
LOOK HOW CLOSE THE TOP IS TO THE
SUN.
IT'S GOT TO BE A MILLION DEGREES
UP THERE.
GOLLY.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
I SAY WE BEAT IT
BEFORE THAT SWINDLER COMES BACK.
YES, HERE WE ARE.
VERY WARM.
KEEP THEM AS LONG AS YOU LIKE.
I HAVE PLENTY OF... HUBBA...
WHA...?
WE OUTSMARTED HIM, EH, FLAP?
NO WARM CLOTHES FOR
US.
WHOO-HOO!
FLAP, I THINK WE
SHOULD TURN BACK WHILE WE STILL
HAVE A CHANCE.
WHAT?
OW!
OH, FLAP!
AAH!
OH, WE'RE NEVER GONNA...
OOH!
HEY, CAP'N.
CAP'N, HOW DID YOUR SITTIN'
MUSCLE GET ALL THE WAY UP HERE,
ANYWAYS?
I THOUGHT A MONSTER SNEEZED IT
INTO THE OCEAN.
WELL, BOY, SINCE
WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA DIE UP HERE
ANYWAYS, I MAY AS WELL TELL YOU
THE TRUTH.
I WAS LOST AT SEA, LIKE I SAID,
ONLY I WASN'T FIGHTING A SEA
MONSTER.
I WAS SIGNED ABOARD
CAPTAIN RIDICULOUS'S SHIP, THE
S.S. DISASTER.
WE'D JUST FINISHED MENDING A
SAIL...
OWIE.
OH, MAN, MY ARMS ARE SORE...
PROBABLY FROM MY MUSCLES BEING
TOO HUGE.
MY FIST IS SORE FROM PUNCHING
FRANK IN THE NOSE.
MY NOSE IS SORE FROM PUNCHING
STEVE'S FIST.
MY BOTTOM HURTS...
FROM SITTING.
HUH?
THE CREW DIDN'T
TAKE TOO KINDLY TO MY CHOICE OF
WORDS.
HEY, TOSS IT HERE, WILL YA?
AND THEY WOULDN'T
LET ME JOIN THEM AT THE BOTTOM
OF THE WORLD.
AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I
NEVER SAW MY SITTIN' MUSCLE
AGAIN.
SO, I GUESS THIS MEANS WE'LL
NEVER...
HEY, CAP'N, THERE IT IS!
IT'S YOUR SITTIN' MUSCLE!
NOTICE HOW I DIDN'T SAY
"BOTTOM"?
FLAPJACK, I'M FREEZING.
ME TOO.
WE'RE GONNA DIE UP
HERE!
I GOT AN IDEA.
WHAT IS IT?
I'M GONNA MAKE A
FIRE WITH THESE TWO STICKS.
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA USE FOR WOOD?
YOUR WOODEN
BOTTOM... SITTIN' MUSCLE.
IF I TOLD YOU ONCE, I TOLD YOU
100 TIMES...
PLEASE SAVE MY LIFE.
WISH ME LUCK.
IT'S WORKING.
THE STORYTELLER'S CLUB'S NEVER
GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
MAKE IT TO THE STORYTELLER'S
CLUB, BOY, AND I'M NEVER GONNA
GET MY SITTIN' MUSCLE BACK
I'M GONNA DIE ALONE.
YOU'RE NOT ALONE,
CAP'N.
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING, BOY?
HUGGING YOU
GOODBYE.
THAT'S NICE,
FLAPPY, BUT ADVENTURERS DON'T
HUG EACH OTHER GOOD...
HUH?
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
THE WARMTH OF YOUR HUG IS
MELTING THE ICE.
HUG HARDER, FLAPJACK!
AYE, AYE, CAP'N!
IT'S WORKING!
AH, COME TO PAPA!
HOORAY!
HOORAY!
HOORAY!
HOORAY!
WE DID IT, FLAP!
WHEE!
WE DID IT!
HA HA HA HA!
WHEE!
WHEE!
I KNEW YOU HAD A PLAN FOR
GETTING US DOWN.
OH, WOW.
I TOLD YOU IT WAS CHILLY.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I FOUND
THIS ON MY SECOND EXPEDITION ON
THE SAME MOUNTAIN THAT WE LEFT
OUR OLD CABIN BOY'S SITTIN'
MUSCLE.
I BELIEVE THE LARGER CREATURE TO
BE A PRIMITIVE SPECIES, ONE WHO
EVOLVED WITHOUT A BOTTOM.
SITTIN' MUSCLE.
FLAPJACK!
YES, BUBBIE?
THAT TICKLES!
I CAN'T HELP IT!
K'NUCKLES PROMISED HE'S GONNA
TAKE ME TO THE KNOT FESTIVAL.
PRIZE KNOTS FROM ALL OVER THE
SEVEN SEAS, KNOTS BETTER THAN
ALL OF THESE.
YOU KNOW I SHARE YOUR
LOVE FOR KNOTS, BUT... WHOA!
THE ANGLER'S LOOP.
BUT COULD YOU TIE
YOUR KNOTS ON THIS STRING
INSTEAD OF BUBBIE'S INNARDS?
THANK YOU, BUBBIE.
HE'S HOME!
NO, OH, DARN IT.
CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
NOT KNOW, KID.
OLD K'NUCKIE'S ALL WORN OUT.
WHY ARE YOU ALL
WORN OUT?
HUH?
OH, FROM ALL THE KNOT TYING.
WHAT KNOT TYING?
ALL THE KNOT TYING
AT THE KNOT FESTIVAL.
WHOO!
WORE ME OUT.
I'M SO WORN OUT, I DON'T KNOW IF
I CAN FINISH THIS.
FLAP, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR
FACE?
YOU PROMISED YOU'D TAKE ME!
OH, YEAH, WELL,
UH, I LIED.
K'NUCKLES!
LIED ABOUT, UH,
THE KNOT TYING.
I-I WAS NOT TYING ANYTHING.
I WAS SURVEYING THE BEST SPOTS,
AND... AND THAT'S WHERE WE'RE
GONNA BE, RIGHT AFTER THIS NAP.
HE'S GONNA TAKE ME
AFTER HIS NAP.
YEAH, I HEARD HIM,
SUGAR CUP.
[ BREATHING
[ HEAVILY ]
WHAT?
ARE YOU ASLEEP YET?
NO!
NOW, QUIT BREATHING SO CLOSE TO
ME.
I DON'T WANT TO BE SMELLING
BOOGERS.
SLEEP.
SLEEP.
GO SIT OVER THERE
WHERE YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME!
GO ON!
WHOOSH!
PSHHH!
WHOOSH!
PSHHH!
FLAPJACK!
I'M SOOTHING YOU
WITH AMBIENT OCEAN SOUNDS.
I DON'T WANT TO
HEAR YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD.
♪ OH, FALL ASLEEP,
MY SWEET K'NUCKIES ♪
♪ I WON'T SAY A WORD, BUT I'LL
SING YOU WORDS SO SWEET,
K'NUCKIES ♪
I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS,
FLAPJACK, BUT NOW I HAVE TO GIVE
YOU THE OLD SAILOR'S CURSE OF
MUTE MIKE.
WHO'S MUTE MIKE?
BACK WHEN I WAS
BEAUTIFUL, I USED TO SAIL WITH A
SASSY, LOUDMOUTH SAILOR NAMED
MAD MIKE.
WE WERE LEANING BACK AGAINST THE
RAILING OF THE SHIP WHEN A BIG
WAVE CAME UP AND KNOCKED
MAD MIKE TO THE GROUND.
NOW, I STOOD THERE LAUGHING.
THE SEA IS PLAYING GAMES WITH
YOU, MIKE.
I THINK SHE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU.
BUT MIKE JUST GOT ANGRY.
HE HOPPED UP AND CURSED AT THE
SEA FOR PLAYING LOVE GAMES.
HE CURSED LOUDER AND LONGER THAN
HE'D EVER CURSED BEFORE.
THEN THE SKY
TURNED BLACK, AND THE SUN TURNED
TO THUNDERSTORM, AND THE SEA
RAGED.
AND MIKE STOOD THERE WITH HIS
MOUTH OPEN, WATCHING THE SEA GET
ANGRIER AND ANGRIER, UNTIL A
MASSIVE WAVE DROPPED 10,000
JELLYFISH IN HIS MOUTH.
THE JELLYFISH
ZAPPED MIKE'S VOCAL CORDS AND
LIPS TOGETHER.
MAD MIKE BECAME MUTE MIKE, AND
HE NEVER SPOKE AGAIN.
AND NOW, FLAPJACK, I GIVE YOU
THE CURSE OF MU-U-U-TE MIKE.
AAH!
UH-OH.
NO, NO, WAIT!
DON'T TELL BUBBIE.
DON'T TELL ME WHAT?
K'NUCKLES, DID YOU REALLY CURSE
MY BABY?
I DON'T KNOW.
THAT OLD CURSE NEVER WORKED
BEFORE.
WELL, UNCURSE HIM
RIGHT NOW.
I NEVER LEARNED
HOW TO UNCURSE SOMEONE.
WELL, I NEVER LEARNED
HOW TO KEEP MY TEMPER FROM
SOMEONE WHO CURSES MY BABIES.
HOLD ON.
HE'S TRYING TO TELL ME
SOMETHING.
WELL, GO ON.
SO YOU WANT ME AND YOU TO GO
SOMEWHERE.
OKAY, SO YOU WANT TO GO TO A
FIRST-AID TENT TO FIX YOUR
CURSE.
WELL, WHERE IS ONE?
THE KNOT FESTIVAL, OF COURSE.
GOOD THINKING, BOY.
GET YOUR RED-HOT KNOTS HERE.
IF I REMEMBER
RIGHT, IT SHOULD BE AROUND HERE
SOMEWHERE.
HEY, LOOK, GUYS.
IT'S SLIPKNOT.
REMEMBER?
WE'LL BE AT THE HITCHIN' POST
TONIGHT.
SEE YOU THERE.
NEVER SEEN THOSE
WEIRDOS BEFORE IN MY LIFE,
FLAPPY, I SWEAR IT.
WE'RE HERE, FLAPJACK.
DON'T TELL ME, MM.
YOU'RE HERE FOR SOME OF MY FIRST
AID.
NOW, HOW MAY THESE HANDS...
BE OF SERVICE TO YOU?
IT WASN'T EXACTLY
MY FAULT, DOC.
I MEAN, I WAS JUST TRYING TO
SLEEP.
THEN I TOLD HIM A STORY, AN
INNOCENT, LITTLE STORY, AND
THEN, OUT OF NO PLACE, HE WAS
CURSED.
IT'S THE CURSE OF MUTE MIKE,
DOC.
AH, I, SIR, AM A MAN OF
SCIENCE.
HEAR THAT, FLAP?
HE'S GONNA FIX YA.
RIGHT, THEN, LET'S BEGIN.
MM...
HMM?
GOOD CALL, FLAP.
THAT LOOKED TOO EXPENSIVE.
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT IS THAT?
OH.
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, FLAPJACK.
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE,
BECAUSE IT'S FREE.
LET'S GO HEAR SOME JOKES.
NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK,
NYUK.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE?
A ROPE.
A ROPE WHO?
I "ROPE" YOU LIKE KNOCK-KNOCK
JOKES.
NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK,
NYUK.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE?
A KNOT.
A KNOT WHO?
A "KNOT" MY PROBLEM.
NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK,
NYUK.
YOU'RE "KNOT"
FUNNY.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M "KNOT" FUNNY.
NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK.
COME ON, FLAPJACK.
HOW AM I GONNA REVERSE THIS
CURSE?
POP THE BALLOONS AND GET YOUR
FREE SEA HORSE.
NO, FLAPJACK,
THAT'S NOT GONNA HELP YOUR
AILMENT.
AILMENT, YOU SAY?
MY FRIEND, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?
GIFT GIVING IS THE ONLY TRUE
CURE.
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A GIFT, YOUNG
MAN?
ALL RIGHT.
IT'S HOPELESS.
THEY'RE THE ONLY TWO BOOTHS
LEFT, AND WHAT CAN THEY DO...
SINGING AND CURSING?
CURSING?
YOU MEAN LIKE THE ONE YOU PUT
ON ME?
NOT THAT KIND OF
CURSING.
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU DIDN'T LOSE YOUR VOICE.
FLAPJACK!
I'M SORRY, CAP'N.
I FAKED BEING CURSED 'CAUSE I
THOUGHT IT WAS THE ONLY WAY
YOU'D TAKE ME TO THE KNOT
FESTIVAL.
YOU LIED TO ME,
AND I WORRIED ABOUT YOU!
I'M SORRY.
COVER YOUR EARS,
BOY.
[ MUFFLED
[ MUMBLING ]
TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR EARS.
CONGRATULATIONS, SIR.
YOU ARE A PHENOMENAL CURSER.
YOU DISGUST ME.
UH, THANKS.
I'M GONNA GO SELL THIS TROPHY.
WHERE'S THAT
HEAVENLY VOICE COMING FROM?
♪ YOU'RE MY BEST
FRIEND, CAP'N ♪
FLAPJACK?
♪ I COULD SAIL FOR
MILES ON END WITH MY BEST
FRIEND, CAP'N ♪
♪ YES, I'M TRULY HAPPY, THERE'S
NO DENYING YOU'RE MY BEST
FRIEND, CAP'N ♪
♪ WHEN YOU SAY YOUR FUNNY
THINGS, IT MAKES ME CHUCKLE ♪
♪ YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND,
CAP'N K'NUCKLES ♪
You're my best friend.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
THANKS A LOT.
I KNOW HIM.
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THIS NEXT SONG GOES OUT TO THE
LITTLE OLD LADY IN THE FRONT
ROW.
♪ SHE LOOKS LIKE AN
ANGEL, LIKE A SWEET LITTLE
BABY ♪
♪ THAT'S WHY I CAN'T STOP
STARING AT THAT LITTLE OLD
LADY ♪
♪ SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD MAKE
SOME REALLY GOOD PINEAPPLE
UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE ♪
♪ SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD TAKE
REALLY GOOD CARE OF ME ♪
If I didn't already have Bubbie.
THANK YOU.
OOOHH!
THANKS A LOT.
I'VE GOT ABOUT 300 MORE SONGS
THAT I'VE WRITTEN, IF YOU'D LIKE
TO HEAR THEM.
YEAH!
I
THINK I SANG TOO MANY SONGS.
AH, COME ON,
FLAPS, LET'S GO HOME.
I MISSED YOU,
BUBBIE.
OH, FLAPJACK, IS YOUR
VOICE STILL CURSED?
K'NUCKLES, I TOLD YOU TO FIX MY
BABY.
FLAPJACK WASN'T
EVEN CURSED.
HE WAS LYING.
ANGELS DON'T LIE.
AW, NUTS TO THIS.
HEY!
K'NUCKLES, GET BACK HERE!
YOU CAN'T CATCH ME
IF I'M IN YOUR GUTS.
GOOD, 'CAUSE I JUST
ATE ME A WHOLE SCHOOL OF
MUTE MIKE JELLYFISH.
AAH!
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.