The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 1, Episode 2 - Kid Nickels/The Sweet Life - full transcript
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪
♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
>> Bubbie: YOU SEE ANY,
FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: UH...
[ GASPS ]
THERE'S SOME, BUBBIE!
[ SEAGULLS CAW ]
>> Bubbie: OH, THOSE ARE PRETTY.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, HOW COME
YOU LIKE BIRDS SO MUCH?
>> Bubbie: SOMETIMES I WISH I
WAS A BIRD BECAUSE THEN I COULD
FLY AROUND AND SOAR AMONG THE
CLOUDS.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK!
NOW, BABY, YOU SHOULDN'T LAUGH
AT OTHER PEOPLE'S DREAMS.
>> Flapjack: I'M SORRY.
>> Bubbie: THAT'S OKAY, HONEY.
>> Flapjack: FORGIVENESS!
>> ♪ FORGIVENESS ♪
>> Flapjack: I'M GLAD YOU CAN'T
FLY, BUBBIE, BECAUSE AN
ADVENTURER'S HOME IS THE SEA,
NOT THE AIR.
>> [ British accent ] EXCUSE ME.
YOUNG BOY ON THE WHALE, WHAT
HARBOR IS THIS?
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> I'M AFRAID THE WINDS HAVE
BLOWN ME AND MY FLYING
CONTRAPTION FAR OFF COURSE.
>> Flapjack: 'TIS
STORMALONG HARBOR, SIR.
>> STORMALONG...HARBOR?
[ WARBLE! ]
[ SOBBING ]
I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.
[ BACKFIRE ]
>> Flapjack: ARE YOU OKAY?
>> THE ONLY THING DAMAGED...
IS MY PRIDE.
>> Flapjack: HEY, YOU LOOK
FAMILIAR.
>> YES, I HAVE A TWIN BROTHER
WHO LIVES NEAR THIS HARBOR.
HE'S AN INVENTOR, AS WELL.
ALWAYS MAKING THINGS IN THE SEA,
WHILE MY HEAD'S ALWAYS BEEN IN
THE CLOUDS, I SUPPOSE.
>> Flapjack: HEY, I'VE MET YOUR
BROTHER.
>> REALLY? DID HE MENTION ME?
DID HE TALK ABOUT ME?
[ CREAK! CREAK! ]
>> Flapjack: HE JUST FIRED
CHILDREN AT US.
>> YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I THINK
HE'S JUST JEALOUS OF ME.
>> Flapjack: JEALOUS OF WHAT?
>> OF...THIS!
>> Flapjack: WOW!
WHAT IS IT?
>> ONLY THE GREATEST INVENTION
EVER DESIGNED.
I CALL IT
"THE GRAND FLYING CONTRAPTION."
AND ONE DAY, IT SHALL SOAR
THROUGH THE SKY!
[ EXPLOSION ]
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
>> Flapjack: NO, NO!
>> THERE.
>> Flapjack: WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
>> IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING, SET IT
FREE.
IF IT COMES BACK TO YOU, IT IS
YOURS.
[ ZIP! ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Flapjack: IT CAME BACK!
>> BUT HOW?
>> Bubbie: YOUR BRILLIANT PLANS
LANDED IN MY BLOWHOLE.
[ CREAK! ]
>> EXCUSE ME?
YOU THINK MY PLANS ARE
BRILLIANT?
>> Bubbie: ARE YOU KIDDING?
A SHIP THAT CAN FLY THROUGH THE
AIR -- THAT'S THE BEST
INVENTION EVER.
>> Flapjack: Bubbie wishes she
was a bird.
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK!
>> AND YOU'RE NOT JUST SAYING
THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?
>> Bubbie: OH, HONEY, I WOULDN'T
DO THAT.
BESIDES, WHAT FLAPJACK SAID IS
TRUE.
I REALLY DO WISH I COULD BE A
BIRD...
SOMETIMES.
>> MY LADY, YOU HAVE SHOWN ME
THE ERROR OF MY WAYS.
I SHALL BUILD MY GRAND FLYING
CONTRAPTION, AND I SHALL SHOW
YOU THE STARS!
>> Bubbie: I'M GONNA FLY?!
>> NOT ONLY SHALL YOU FLY, BUT
YOU SHALL BE MY INSPIRATION.
AND WHEN MY CRAFT IS COMPLETE,
IT WILL BE POWERED...
BY LOVE.
[ CUCKOO! ]
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, WHAT DID HE
SAY?
>> Flapjack: I think he means a
love for flying.
>> YOUNG FLAPJACK, I SHALL NEED
AN APPRENTICE FOR THIS VENTURE.
WOULDST THOU CARE TO JOIN ME?
>> Flapjack: AND HELP BUBBIE FLY
LIKE A BIRD?
WHOO-HOO! WHEE-HEE-HEE!
>> I'LL TAKE THAT AS A "YES."
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Flapjack: [ WHISTLING ]
HERE YOU GO.
>> VERY GOOD, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: I "ROPE" I CAN FIND
SOME MORE.
>> K'nuckles: HEY, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: HI,
CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S WITH ALL
THE WORKING FOR FREE?
>> Flapjack: I'M HELPING THE
INVENTOR'S BROTHER BUILD A GRAND
FLYING CONTRAPTION.
>> K'nuckles: I DIDN'T ASK WHAT
YOU WERE BUILDING.
I ASKED, "WHAT'S WITH ALL THE
WORKING FOR FREE?"
IF A BOY WORKS TOO HARD FOR
FREE, THEN HE'S TOO TIRED TO
WORK FOR ME.
>> Flapjack: SORRY, CAP'N.
I'M LOOKING FOR ROPE.
[ CREAK! ]
THERE'S SOME!
>> HMM.
SMOOTHER THAN SILK.
>> Bubbie: WHAT'S SMOOTHER THAN
SILK?
>> OH, MY, MS. BUBBIE.
I-I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I WAS REFERRING TO THE SIDES OF
MY GRAND FLYING CONTRAPTION, OF
COURSE.
BUT SOME THINGS ARE SMOOTHER
THAN SILK, YOU KNOW.
LIKE THE TRAJECTORY OF TWO SOULS
FALLING IN LOVE...
[ LAUGHS ]
...AS AN EXAMPLE.
[ GIGGLING ]
AS AN EXAMPLE, OF COURSE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Bubbie: WELL, IT'S A VERY
NICE EXAMPLE.
>> [ GIGGLING ]
[ HONK! ]
OH, YOU FLATTER ME, MADAM.
[ GIGGLES ]
[ INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Flapjack: ♪ ROPE, ROPE, ROPE,
ROPE, ROPE, ROPE ♪
ROPE!
>> YES.
VERY NICE, YOUNG FLAPJACK.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE
SOME POETRY TO WRITE.
"HOW DO I LOVE THEE?"
>> Flapjack: BOY, HE SURE LOVES
FLYING.
>> K'nuckles: FLAP, WAIT A
SECOND.
I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THAT GUY.
I THINKS HE'S A WEIRDO.
>> Flapjack: A WEIRDO? BUT WHY?
>> K'nuckles: I THINK HE LIKES
BUBBIE.
>> Flapjack: HE LIKES BUBBIE?
[ LAUGHS ]
WELL, SO DO I.
HEY, THERE'S SOME ROPE.
>> K'nuckles: NO, WAIT.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S UP TO
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES TO KEEP AN EYE
ON THIS WEIRDO.
[ SNORING ]
>> CITIZENS OF
STORMALONG HARBOR, YOU ARE
ABOUT TO WITNESS A HISTORICAL
MOMENT.
I HAVE INVENTED A SHIP -- A SHIP
THAT CAN FLY THROUGH THE AIR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Flapjack: THEY'RE LAUGHING.
>> Not for long.
BEHOLD...
THE GRAND FLYING CONTRAPTION!
[ ALL GASP ]
SEE?
>> A FLYING WHALE?!
>> HE INVENTED A FLYING WHALE!
>> NO, IT'S A SHIP.
THE WHALE IS ONE OF MY
PASSENGERS.
>> A WHALE THAT CAN FLY!
IT'S THE END OF TIME!
[ ALL SHOUT ]
>> [ EXHALES HEAVILY ]
ARE YOU READY TO LAUNCH, YOUNG
FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: JUST LOADING OUR
SECOND PASSENGER.
>> [ SNORING ]
>> ARE YOU READY, MY LOVE?
>> Bubbie: OH, I'M SO EXCITED TO
FLY LIKE A BIRD.
WAIT -- DID HE JUST CALL ME
"MY LOVE"?
>> Flapjack: HE MEANT A LOVE FOR
FLYING.
>> Bubbie: I'M FLYING!
[ ALL SHOUT ]
OH, I'M FLYING!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOUNG FLAPJACK, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO TAKE THE WHEEL FOR A BIT?
>> Flapjack: DO YOU THINK I'M
READY?
>> ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT,
ACTING COMMANDER IN CHARGE.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
ADVENTURE.
[ CREAK! SNAP! ]
>> STEADY AS SHE GOES, YOUNG
FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: WHAT DOES THIS
WHEEL CONTROL EXACTLY?
>> NOTHING.
THE MASTER CONTROL IS HERE IN MY
POCKET.
SEE?
BUT IF YOU KEEP IT STEADY, YOU
LOOK LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
DOING.
>> Flapjack: SO MUCH TO LEARN.
>> I THINK I'LL GO CHECK ON OUR
SPECIAL PASSENGER.
>> Flapjack: TELL HER I SAID HI.
WOW!
WE'RE REALLY FLYING THROUGH THE
AIR!
[ GONDOLA MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪ COME WITH ME NOW ♪
♪ AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW ♪
♪ TO FLY LIKE A BIRD THROUGH THE
SKY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ IF YOU COME WITH ME ♪
♪ I'LL TAKE YOU TO SEE ♪
♪ A PLACE THAT'S SO WONDERFULLY
HI-I-I-I-I-I-GH ♪
♪ INTO THE A-I-I-I-I-I-IR ♪
♪ INTO THE A-I-I-I-I-I-IR ♪
♪ INTO THE A-I-I-I-I-I-IR ♪
♪ INTO THE A-I-I-I-I-I-IR ♪
>> Bubbie: MY BABY HAS A
BEAUTIFUL VOICE.
>> Flapjack: ♪ I KNOW FOR SURE ♪
♪ ONCE I GIVE YOU THIS TOUR ♪
♪ WE'LL HAVE OUR FIRST KISS ♪
♪ AND IT WILL BE GREAT ♪
♪ OUR LOVE IS PURE ♪
♪ YOU'RE SOFT AND DEMURE ♪
♪ MEETING EACH OTHER WAS FATE ♪
[ SONG ENDS ]
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, WHERE DID
YOU HEAR THAT?
>> Flapjack: I HEARD HIM SINGING
IT.
HE'S BEEN SINGING IT ALL WEEK.
>> 'TIS TRUE, MY DARLING.
I WROTE IT FOR YOU, BECAUSE I
LOVE YOU.
>> Bubbie: OH!
FOR SOME REASON, I THOUGHT IT
WAS A LOVE FOR FLYING.
PROFESSOR, I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU
THIS, BUT I DON'T FEEL THE SAME
WAY.
I ONLY LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND.
>> OH. DEAR.
[ GASPS ]
[ WARBLE! ]
I THINK I NEED TO BE ALONE RIGHT
NOW.
>> Bubbie: PROFESSOR.
[ CLANK! ]
[ CRANK! CRANK! CRANK! ]
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, DO YOU SEE
HIM?
>> Flapjack: HE'S DOWN BELOW THE
SHIP.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> K'nuckles: HEY, WHY ARE WE AT
SEA?
>> Flapjack: WE'RE NOT AT SEA,
CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
WE'RE IN THE AIR.
>> K'nuckles: SO, THE WEIRDO DID
IT.
WELL, WHERE IS HE?
WE NEED TO TURN AROUND --
STORM'S A-BREWIN'.
>> Flapjack: HE'S UNDER THE
SHIP.
>> K'nuckles: UNDER THE SHIP?
WOW. HE LOOKS SAD.
>> Flapjack: THAT'S WHY HE WON'T
COME UP.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I SUPPOSE I
CAN GET US HOME.
I-I HAVEN'T STEERED IN A WHILE.
>> Flapjack: THIS WHEEL DOESN'T
CONTROL ANYTHING.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
>> Flapjack: I'M SORRY.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, THEN WHY ARE
YOU HOLDING IT?
>> Flapjack: I HAVEN'T GOT THAT
FAR IN THE LESSON.
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE ALL GONNA
DIE!
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
>> Bubbie: STOP SCARING MY BABY
AND GET THE PROFESSOR BACK UP
HERE!
>> K'nuckles: FLAP, YOU DO IT.
>> Flapjack: PROFESSOR?
PROFESSOR, IT'S ME -- FLAPJACK.
I'M SORRY YOU'RE FEELING BAD,
BUT YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL BAD ABOUT
LIKING BUBBIE.
SHE'S GREAT.
>> YES. SHE IS.
AND I SHOULD BE HAPPY TO JUST BE
FRIENDS.
>> Flapjack: IT'S WORKING!
>> K'nuckles: WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT'S WHY HE WAS DOWN THERE?
LOVE?!
TOLD YA HE WAS A WEIRDO!
NOTHING BUT A DISGUSTING WEIRDO!
[ SLUMP! ]
>> Flapjack: HE SAT BACK DOWN.
>> HE'S NOT A WEIRDO!
HE'S MY BROTHER!
>> OH, MY GOODNESS!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S GOING ON
NOW?
>> Flapjack: HIS BROTHER SHOWED
UP.
>> K'nuckles: OH, GREAT -- TWO
WEIRDOS.
>> Flapjack: THEY APPEAR TO BE
TALKING.
>> HOW DID YOU EVER FIND ME,
BROTHER?
>> THAT LITTLE BOY SENT ME AN
INVITATION TO THE LAUNCH.
UNFORTUNATELY, I WAS LATE
BECAUSE MY AUTOMATIC LETTER
OPENER IS ON THE FRITZ.
>> REALLY?
SOMETHING YOU MADE IS ON THE
FRITZ?
>> OH, A LOT OF THINGS ARE ON
THE FRITZ THESE DAYS.
>> Flapjack: I THINK THEY'RE
MAKING UP.
THEY ARE MAKING UP!
THEY'RE HUGGING!
>> Bubbie: WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW,
FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: NOW HE'S COMING
BACK UP.
NOW WE'RE TURNING AROUND.
AND NOW WE'RE HOME.
>> K'nuckles: THAT WAS QUICK.
>> Bubbie: YOU DID A GOOD JOB
SENDING THAT INVITATION,
FLAPJACK.
AWWWW, LOOK AT THEM.
>> Flapjack: LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE
GONNA BE INVENTING THINGS
TOGETHER NOW.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, WELL, ISN'T
THE UNDERWATER ONE EVIL OR
SOMETHING?
[ ZIP! ]
[ BEEP ]
[ EXPLOSION ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ EXPLOSION ]
[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]
[ BOTH ARGUING INDISTINCTLY ]
>> Flapjack: WELL, AT LEAST
THEY'RE NOT TRIPLETS.
[ ARGUING CONTINUES ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAPPY-JACK.
FLAPPY-JACK.
I AM REALLY BORED.
LET'S GO SOMEPLACE FUN.
>> Flapjack: OKAY.
HOW ABOUT SLIPPERY PETE'S?
>> K'nuckles: NO, TOO SLIPPERY.
>> Flapjack: THE FISH MARKET?
>> K'nuckles: NO, TOO FISHY.
>> Flapjack: THE NUT SHOP?
THE BAIT SHOP?
THE BUDDHA STORE?
>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO.
NONE OF THOSE PLACES.
FLAPJACK, THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE
A SAILOR CAN GO WHEN HE'S HIT A
STREAK OF BOREDOM.
THE CANDY BARREL, OF COURSE!
[ GASPS ]
[ SPROING! ]
[ POP! ]
>> Flapjack: BUT I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO GET THERE.
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S OKAY.
>> Flapjack: IT IS?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, BECAUSE
WE'RE ALREADY HERE.
>> Flapjack: HOORAY!
>> K'nuckles: AFTER YOU.
>> Flapjack: WHY, THANK YOU,
GOOD SIR.
>> [ SNORING ]
>> [ WHISTLING ]
>> K'nuckles: BARKEEP, GIVE US
THE USUAL.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: HEY, WHAT'S SO
FUNNY?
>> DID YOU HEAR THAT,
CANDY WIFE?
THE ONLY "USUAL" IS THAT THESE
TWO NEVER HAVE ANY MONEY.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: HEY, THAT'S NOT
FAIR.
SOMETIMES WE HAVE MONEY.
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEY TODAY?
>> K'nuckles: UH, HMM...
[ CRANK! ]
[ PLUNK! ]
UH, I MUST HAVE LEFT IT IN MY
OTHER PANTS.
>> Flapjack: BUT, K'NUCKLES, YOU
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I DON'T.
PANTS ARE FOR SISSIES.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> WELL, IF YOU TWO EVER DO COME
ACROSS ANY MONEY, YOU KNOW WHERE
TO SPEND IT.
>> [ Echoing ] ♪ THE CANDY
BARREL ♪
[ CHOMP! ]
>> HEY!
THOSE ARE BUSINESS CARDS!
THOSE AREN'T FOR EATING!
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
UGH. NEVER MIND.
[ POP! POP! POP! ]
>> K'nuckles: THIS IS THE LIFE,
EH, FLAPJACK?
A BELLYFUL OF CANDY, AN
ADVENTURE AROUND EVERY CORNER.
IT'S WAY BETTER THAN HAVING TO
WORK IN A PLACE LIKE THIS --
CLIPPING THINGS FROM A ROPE
THING WITH CLIPS.
[ CREAK! ]
HEY, PEPPERMINT LARRY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
>> HUH?
OH, I'M WASHING OLD WRAPPERS
SO'S I CAN REUSE THEM.
>> Both: EW!
>> Flapjack: WHY DON'T YOU JUST
BUY NEW ONES?
>> WITH THE PRICE OF WRAPPERS
THESE DAYS?
[ Laughing ] OH, NO. NO.
I COULD NEVER AFFORD IT.
ESPECIALLY NOT WITH MY WIFE'S
EXPENSIVE TASTES.
SHE JUST LOVES PRECIOUS GEMS.
[ SNAP! ]
AND THEN THERE'S THE MEDICAL
EXPENSES.
BUT IT MAKES HER HAPPY.
HEY, IF YOU TWO COULD FIND ME
SOME WRAPPERS, I'D BE WILLING TO
GIVE YOU SOME CANDY FOR 'EM.
>> Flapjack: WHOA, YEAH!
>> K'nuckles: HUP-HUP!
HOLD YOUR SEA HORSES.
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, YOU
CANDY-SELLING LANDLUBBER, THAT
I'M AN ADVENTURER.
>> Flapjack: YEAH, SO AM I.
>> K'nuckles: NOT THE BOY SO
MUCH.
BUT, NEVERTHELESS, ADVENTURERS
WE BE.
AND ADVENTURERS DON'T DIG
THROUGH GARBAGE.
>> I'LL GIVE YOU ONE CANDY FOR
EVERY WRAPPER YOU FIND.
[ ZOOM! ]
[ THUNK! THUNK! THUNK! ]
[ BOTH PANTING ]
[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
>> K'nuckles: THERE'S NO
WRAPPERS IN HERE.
>> Flapjack: WHERE SHOULD WE
LOOK?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.
BUT IF WE WANT TO FIND ANYTHING,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK
TOGETHER.
[ THUNK! ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
[ SQUISH! ]
>> K'nuckles: SEE ANYTHING?
[ PLOP! ]
>> Flapjack: NOPE. JUST GARBAGE.
[ CLANG! ]
[ THUNK! ]
[ COUGHS, WHEEZES ]
NOTHING.
[ CLUNK! ]
[ SPLASH ]
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
WHY ARE WE LOOKING IN HERE?
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE NOT.
[ SPLASH ]
YOU NEED A BATH.
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
THIS IS GOING TO BE HARDER THAN
I THOUGHT.
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
AND I THINK WE'VE ALREADY
CHECKED ALL THE PLACES I CAN FIT
INTO.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
[ SQUEAK! ]
[ SPROING! ]
OR HAVE WE?
[ PBBHT! ]
[ POP! ]
[ CLANK! ]
[ TWINKLE! TWINKLE! ]
[ TA-DA! ]
>> Flapjack: HUH!
[ SPLAT! ]
[ MUMBLES ]
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
>> Flapjack: I SAID I FOUND TWO
WRAPPERS!
[ KA-CHING! ]
TWO PIECES OF CANDY, PLEASE.
>> SO, YOU ACTUALLY FOUND SOME,
EH?
HMM.
A BIT DINGY, BUT NOTHING A
LITTLE ELBOW GREASE WON'T FIX.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, WIFE?
ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO, FELLAS.
>> ♪ TWO PIECES OF CANDY ♪
[ MUNCH! MUNCH! ]
>> K'nuckles: MMM.
[ KA-CHING! ]
TWO PIECES OF CANDY, PLEASE.
>> OH. THAT WAS FAST.
WELL, HERE YOU GO.
[ KA-CHING! ]
[ WHIP! WHIP! ]
>> Both: ANOTHER TWO PIECES OF
CANDY, PLEASE!
>> HMMMMM.
>> Both: AHHHHHH!
>> HERE YOU GO.
[ WHIP! WHIP! ]
[ GULP! ]
>> Both: TWO PIECES OF CAND--
>> OKAY! OKAY!
THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT!
FROM NOW ON, IT'S FIVE WRAPPERS
A CANDY.
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE NOT DIGGING
THROUGH GARBAGE AGAIN FOR ONE
PIECE OF CANDY.
TOO MUCH WORK, NOT ENOUGH
SWEETS.
COME ON, FLAPJACK. LET'S GO.
>> WELL, IF YOU FIND A WRAPPER
WITH A PLUS ON IT, I'LL GIVE YOU
100 PIECES OF CANDY.
>> Flapjack: WHOA!
100 PIECES OF CANDY?!
>> K'nuckles: 100 PIECES OF
CANDY, FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: I KNOW!
THAT'S LIKE A MILLION PIECES OF
CANDY!
>> K'nuckles: I SAY WE SPLIT UP
SO WE CAN FIND IT TWICE AS FAST.
[ BOTH PANTING ]
>> Flapjack: DID YOU FIND ANY?
>> K'nuckles: YE-- MMM...
NO.
>> Flapjack: THAT'S OKAY.
I FOUND FIVE.
[ KA-CHING! ]
[ CREAK! ]
>> K'nuckles: OKAY. HALF FOR ME.
[ CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
AND, UH...
>> Flapjack: HEY!
YOU ATE MY HALF!
>> K'nuckles: WELL, BACK TO THE
GRIND.
>> Flapjack: DID YOU FIND
ANYTHING?
>> K'nuckles: NO.
>> Flapjack: WOW.
YOU AREN'T VERY GOOD AT FINDING
WRAPPERS.
MAYBE YOU NEED TO --
>> K'nuckles: MAYBE YOU NEED TO!
>> Flapjack: WELL, WHAT IF
YOU --
>> K'nuckles: WELL, WHAT IF YOU?
>> Flapjack: WHAT DON'T WE JUST
TRADE IN THESE WRAPPERS FOR A
LITTLE MIDDAY SNACK?
>> K'nuckles: NO TIME! NO TIME!
WE NEED TO FIND THAT PLUS BEFORE
SOMEBODY ELSE DOES.
HERE.
I'LL HOLD ON TO THOSE WRAPPERS
SO THEY DON'T SLOW YOU DOWN.
NOW LET'S SPLIT UP AND FIND THAT
PLUS!
>> Flapjack: WHEEEEEEE!
ADVENTURE!
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]
THAT'S WHY I LIKE YOU, FLAPJACK.
ALWAYS UP FOR ADVENTURE IN THE
FORM OF MANUAL LABOR.
[ SCREECH! ]
>> Flapjack: I WONDER IF WISHING
K'NUCKLES GOOD LUCK WOULD HELP
HIM FIND SOME WRAPPERS.
MAYBE I CAN CATCH UP AND TELL
HIM.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
HEY. WHAT'S K'NUCKLES DOING?
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
HGH! WHAT? WHAT?
[ ZIP! ]
[ POP! ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S HE DOING
WITH ALL THOSE WRAPPERS?
HE'S PROBABLY JUST...
[ KA-CHING! ]
[ GASPS ]
WELL, AT LEAST HE'LL SAVE ME
SOME.
[ CHOMP! ]
THEY MUST TASTE TERRIBLE AND HE
JUST DIDN'T WANT ME TO BE
DISAPPOINTED.
I DON'T DESERVE HIS FRIENDSHIP.
WONDER OF WONDERS!
IT'S THE PLUS!
WOOOP!
BOOP!
THANKS, FRIEND.
I HAVE TO GO SHOW --
UGH!
OH. HEY, K'NUCKLES.
LOOK! I JUST FOUND THE PLUS!
>> K'nuckles: LOOK!
CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Flapjack: REALLY? WHERE?
>> K'nuckles: YOINK!
[ LAUGHS ]
THE 100 PIECES OF CANDY ARE ALL
MINE!
>> Flapjack: HEY!
THAT'S NOT FAIR!
>> K'nuckles: LIFE'S NOT FAIR.
>> Flapjack: I FOUND IT FIRST!
>> K'nuckles: I FOUND IT FIRST.
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
IF YOU WERE MY FRIEND, YOU'D
GIVE THAT BACK!
>> K'nuckles: OH.
WELL, THEN.
I GUESS WE'RE NOT FRIENDS
ANYMORE.
[ WARBLE! ]
>> Flapjack: [ SOBBING ]
>> K'nuckles: WHOO-HOO!
HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
PEPPERMINT LARRY?
WHERE IS EVERYONE?
[ CREAK ]
PEPPERMINT LARRY?
THAT BE ONE BIG MAP.
[ GASPS ]
>> HUH?
[ ZIP! ]
AS I WAS SAYING, CANDY WIFE,
ONCE THE MAP IS COMPLETE, IT
WILL SHOW US CANDIED ISLAND'S
EXACT LOCATION.
WE'RE ONLY MISSING ONE PIECE!
OH, WHERE ARE YOU HIDING,
CANDIED ISLAND?
[ THUD! ]
NO MATTER.
ONCE THOSE IDIOTS BRING ME THE
"X," I'LL KNOW EXACTLY WHERE IT
IS.
>> K'nuckles: IT'S AN "X"!
I'VE GOT TO TELL FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: [ SIGHS ]
AND I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
K'NUCKLES WOULD NEVER SHARE 100
PIECES OF CANDY WITH ME.
>> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]
FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: GET AWAY FROM ME,
YOU FAT THIEF!
YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND, AND YOU
NEVER WERE.
>> K'nuckles: BUT, FLAP --
>> Flapjack: JUST SAVE IT.
YOU'D RATHER TRADE OUR
FRIENDSHIP FOR 100 PIECES OF
CANDY.
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY --
[ GASPS ]
YOU DIDN'T TRADE IT IN?
>> K'nuckles: UNH-UNH.
FLAPJACK, IT ISN'T --
>> Flapjack: I SEE WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE.
YOU DIDN'T TRADE IT IN 'CAUSE
YOU VALUE OUR FRIENDSHIP.
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
WE DON'T NEED THAT STUFF,
ANYWAYS.
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, OUR
FRIENDSHIP'S WORTH MORE THAN ALL
THE CANDY IN THE WORLD.
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ]
FLAP, NO!
>> Flapjack: ADVENTURE!
[ WIND GUSTS ]
[ WARBLE! ]
>> K'nuckles: DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT YOU'VE DONE, BOY?
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
I SUBTRACTED THE PLUS THAT TRIED
TO DIVIDE US SO OUR FRIENDSHIP
COULD MULTIPLY.
>> K'nuckles: NO.
IT WASN'T A PLUS.
I WENT TO GIVE IT TO LARRY, AND
I SAW HIM AND HIS CANDY WIFE,
AND THEY WERE PUTTING TOGETHER A
MAP OUT OF THE WRAPPERS, AND THE
MAP LED TO CANDIED ISLAND.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
>> K'nuckles: WE HAD THE WRAPPER
WITH A PLUS, WHICH WAS ACTUALLY
AN "X," AND YOU RIPPED IT UP!
>> Flapjack: BUT I DIDN'T KNOW.
>> K'nuckles: LOOK, FLAPJACK,
IT'S NOT...YOUR FAULT.
IT'S MINE.
AND, WELL, UH...
[ Coughing ] I'M SORRY.
[ DING! ]
>> Flapjack: DO YOU HAVE ANY
WRAPPERS LEFT?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
[ HONK! ]
[ SQUEAK! THUD! SQUEAK! THUD! ]
>> Flapjack: THINK HE'LL KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
WELL, WE DIDN'T FIND
CANDIED ISLAND, BUT WE DID GET
OUR 100 PIECES OF CANDY.
>> K'nuckles: I WONDER WHERE THE
MAP WILL LEAD HIM.
>> Flapjack: OH, WHAT I WOULDN'T
GIVE TO SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE
RIGHT NOW.
>> AHHHH.
I MADE IT!
I FINALLY FOUND CANDIED ISLAND.
IT'S JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS I
IMAGINED IT.
BUT NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU,
CANDY WIFE.
I LOVE YOU, TOO, CANDY WIFE.
[ SMOOCHES ]
>> SQUAWK!
>> WHAT?
>> SQUAWK! SQUAWK! SQUAWK!
>> [ GASPS ]
WHERE AM I?
PICKLE ISLAND?!
I HATE PICKLES!
[ Sobbing ] OH, NO! WHY?
WELL, AT LEAST I STILL HAVE YOU,
CANDY WIFE.
CANDY WIFE?
[ GASPS ]
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
[ SLOW-PACED MUSIC PLAYS ]
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪
♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
>> Bubbie: YOU SEE ANY,
FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: UH...
[ GASPS ]
THERE'S SOME, BUBBIE!
[ SEAGULLS CAW ]
>> Bubbie: OH, THOSE ARE PRETTY.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, HOW COME
YOU LIKE BIRDS SO MUCH?
>> Bubbie: SOMETIMES I WISH I
WAS A BIRD BECAUSE THEN I COULD
FLY AROUND AND SOAR AMONG THE
CLOUDS.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK!
NOW, BABY, YOU SHOULDN'T LAUGH
AT OTHER PEOPLE'S DREAMS.
>> Flapjack: I'M SORRY.
>> Bubbie: THAT'S OKAY, HONEY.
>> Flapjack: FORGIVENESS!
>> ♪ FORGIVENESS ♪
>> Flapjack: I'M GLAD YOU CAN'T
FLY, BUBBIE, BECAUSE AN
ADVENTURER'S HOME IS THE SEA,
NOT THE AIR.
>> [ British accent ] EXCUSE ME.
YOUNG BOY ON THE WHALE, WHAT
HARBOR IS THIS?
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> I'M AFRAID THE WINDS HAVE
BLOWN ME AND MY FLYING
CONTRAPTION FAR OFF COURSE.
>> Flapjack: 'TIS
STORMALONG HARBOR, SIR.
>> STORMALONG...HARBOR?
[ WARBLE! ]
[ SOBBING ]
I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.
[ BACKFIRE ]
>> Flapjack: ARE YOU OKAY?
>> THE ONLY THING DAMAGED...
IS MY PRIDE.
>> Flapjack: HEY, YOU LOOK
FAMILIAR.
>> YES, I HAVE A TWIN BROTHER
WHO LIVES NEAR THIS HARBOR.
HE'S AN INVENTOR, AS WELL.
ALWAYS MAKING THINGS IN THE SEA,
WHILE MY HEAD'S ALWAYS BEEN IN
THE CLOUDS, I SUPPOSE.
>> Flapjack: HEY, I'VE MET YOUR
BROTHER.
>> REALLY? DID HE MENTION ME?
DID HE TALK ABOUT ME?
[ CREAK! CREAK! ]
>> Flapjack: HE JUST FIRED
CHILDREN AT US.
>> YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I THINK
HE'S JUST JEALOUS OF ME.
>> Flapjack: JEALOUS OF WHAT?
>> OF...THIS!
>> Flapjack: WOW!
WHAT IS IT?
>> ONLY THE GREATEST INVENTION
EVER DESIGNED.
I CALL IT
"THE GRAND FLYING CONTRAPTION."
AND ONE DAY, IT SHALL SOAR
THROUGH THE SKY!
[ EXPLOSION ]
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
>> Flapjack: NO, NO!
>> THERE.
>> Flapjack: WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
>> IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING, SET IT
FREE.
IF IT COMES BACK TO YOU, IT IS
YOURS.
[ ZIP! ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Flapjack: IT CAME BACK!
>> BUT HOW?
>> Bubbie: YOUR BRILLIANT PLANS
LANDED IN MY BLOWHOLE.
[ CREAK! ]
>> EXCUSE ME?
YOU THINK MY PLANS ARE
BRILLIANT?
>> Bubbie: ARE YOU KIDDING?
A SHIP THAT CAN FLY THROUGH THE
AIR -- THAT'S THE BEST
INVENTION EVER.
>> Flapjack: Bubbie wishes she
was a bird.
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK!
>> AND YOU'RE NOT JUST SAYING
THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?
>> Bubbie: OH, HONEY, I WOULDN'T
DO THAT.
BESIDES, WHAT FLAPJACK SAID IS
TRUE.
I REALLY DO WISH I COULD BE A
BIRD...
SOMETIMES.
>> MY LADY, YOU HAVE SHOWN ME
THE ERROR OF MY WAYS.
I SHALL BUILD MY GRAND FLYING
CONTRAPTION, AND I SHALL SHOW
YOU THE STARS!
>> Bubbie: I'M GONNA FLY?!
>> NOT ONLY SHALL YOU FLY, BUT
YOU SHALL BE MY INSPIRATION.
AND WHEN MY CRAFT IS COMPLETE,
IT WILL BE POWERED...
BY LOVE.
[ CUCKOO! ]
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, WHAT DID HE
SAY?
>> Flapjack: I think he means a
love for flying.
>> YOUNG FLAPJACK, I SHALL NEED
AN APPRENTICE FOR THIS VENTURE.
WOULDST THOU CARE TO JOIN ME?
>> Flapjack: AND HELP BUBBIE FLY
LIKE A BIRD?
WHOO-HOO! WHEE-HEE-HEE!
>> I'LL TAKE THAT AS A "YES."
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Flapjack: [ WHISTLING ]
HERE YOU GO.
>> VERY GOOD, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: I "ROPE" I CAN FIND
SOME MORE.
>> K'nuckles: HEY, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: HI,
CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S WITH ALL
THE WORKING FOR FREE?
>> Flapjack: I'M HELPING THE
INVENTOR'S BROTHER BUILD A GRAND
FLYING CONTRAPTION.
>> K'nuckles: I DIDN'T ASK WHAT
YOU WERE BUILDING.
I ASKED, "WHAT'S WITH ALL THE
WORKING FOR FREE?"
IF A BOY WORKS TOO HARD FOR
FREE, THEN HE'S TOO TIRED TO
WORK FOR ME.
>> Flapjack: SORRY, CAP'N.
I'M LOOKING FOR ROPE.
[ CREAK! ]
THERE'S SOME!
>> HMM.
SMOOTHER THAN SILK.
>> Bubbie: WHAT'S SMOOTHER THAN
SILK?
>> OH, MY, MS. BUBBIE.
I-I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I WAS REFERRING TO THE SIDES OF
MY GRAND FLYING CONTRAPTION, OF
COURSE.
BUT SOME THINGS ARE SMOOTHER
THAN SILK, YOU KNOW.
LIKE THE TRAJECTORY OF TWO SOULS
FALLING IN LOVE...
[ LAUGHS ]
...AS AN EXAMPLE.
[ GIGGLING ]
AS AN EXAMPLE, OF COURSE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Bubbie: WELL, IT'S A VERY
NICE EXAMPLE.
>> [ GIGGLING ]
[ HONK! ]
OH, YOU FLATTER ME, MADAM.
[ GIGGLES ]
[ INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Flapjack: ♪ ROPE, ROPE, ROPE,
ROPE, ROPE, ROPE ♪
ROPE!
>> YES.
VERY NICE, YOUNG FLAPJACK.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE
SOME POETRY TO WRITE.
"HOW DO I LOVE THEE?"
>> Flapjack: BOY, HE SURE LOVES
FLYING.
>> K'nuckles: FLAP, WAIT A
SECOND.
I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THAT GUY.
I THINKS HE'S A WEIRDO.
>> Flapjack: A WEIRDO? BUT WHY?
>> K'nuckles: I THINK HE LIKES
BUBBIE.
>> Flapjack: HE LIKES BUBBIE?
[ LAUGHS ]
WELL, SO DO I.
HEY, THERE'S SOME ROPE.
>> K'nuckles: NO, WAIT.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S UP TO
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES TO KEEP AN EYE
ON THIS WEIRDO.
[ SNORING ]
>> CITIZENS OF
STORMALONG HARBOR, YOU ARE
ABOUT TO WITNESS A HISTORICAL
MOMENT.
I HAVE INVENTED A SHIP -- A SHIP
THAT CAN FLY THROUGH THE AIR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Flapjack: THEY'RE LAUGHING.
>> Not for long.
BEHOLD...
THE GRAND FLYING CONTRAPTION!
[ ALL GASP ]
SEE?
>> A FLYING WHALE?!
>> HE INVENTED A FLYING WHALE!
>> NO, IT'S A SHIP.
THE WHALE IS ONE OF MY
PASSENGERS.
>> A WHALE THAT CAN FLY!
IT'S THE END OF TIME!
[ ALL SHOUT ]
>> [ EXHALES HEAVILY ]
ARE YOU READY TO LAUNCH, YOUNG
FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: JUST LOADING OUR
SECOND PASSENGER.
>> [ SNORING ]
>> ARE YOU READY, MY LOVE?
>> Bubbie: OH, I'M SO EXCITED TO
FLY LIKE A BIRD.
WAIT -- DID HE JUST CALL ME
"MY LOVE"?
>> Flapjack: HE MEANT A LOVE FOR
FLYING.
>> Bubbie: I'M FLYING!
[ ALL SHOUT ]
OH, I'M FLYING!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOUNG FLAPJACK, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO TAKE THE WHEEL FOR A BIT?
>> Flapjack: DO YOU THINK I'M
READY?
>> ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT,
ACTING COMMANDER IN CHARGE.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
ADVENTURE.
[ CREAK! SNAP! ]
>> STEADY AS SHE GOES, YOUNG
FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: WHAT DOES THIS
WHEEL CONTROL EXACTLY?
>> NOTHING.
THE MASTER CONTROL IS HERE IN MY
POCKET.
SEE?
BUT IF YOU KEEP IT STEADY, YOU
LOOK LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
DOING.
>> Flapjack: SO MUCH TO LEARN.
>> I THINK I'LL GO CHECK ON OUR
SPECIAL PASSENGER.
>> Flapjack: TELL HER I SAID HI.
WOW!
WE'RE REALLY FLYING THROUGH THE
AIR!
[ GONDOLA MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪ COME WITH ME NOW ♪
♪ AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW ♪
♪ TO FLY LIKE A BIRD THROUGH THE
SKY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ IF YOU COME WITH ME ♪
♪ I'LL TAKE YOU TO SEE ♪
♪ A PLACE THAT'S SO WONDERFULLY
HI-I-I-I-I-I-GH ♪
♪ INTO THE A-I-I-I-I-I-IR ♪
♪ INTO THE A-I-I-I-I-I-IR ♪
♪ INTO THE A-I-I-I-I-I-IR ♪
♪ INTO THE A-I-I-I-I-I-IR ♪
>> Bubbie: MY BABY HAS A
BEAUTIFUL VOICE.
>> Flapjack: ♪ I KNOW FOR SURE ♪
♪ ONCE I GIVE YOU THIS TOUR ♪
♪ WE'LL HAVE OUR FIRST KISS ♪
♪ AND IT WILL BE GREAT ♪
♪ OUR LOVE IS PURE ♪
♪ YOU'RE SOFT AND DEMURE ♪
♪ MEETING EACH OTHER WAS FATE ♪
[ SONG ENDS ]
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, WHERE DID
YOU HEAR THAT?
>> Flapjack: I HEARD HIM SINGING
IT.
HE'S BEEN SINGING IT ALL WEEK.
>> 'TIS TRUE, MY DARLING.
I WROTE IT FOR YOU, BECAUSE I
LOVE YOU.
>> Bubbie: OH!
FOR SOME REASON, I THOUGHT IT
WAS A LOVE FOR FLYING.
PROFESSOR, I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU
THIS, BUT I DON'T FEEL THE SAME
WAY.
I ONLY LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND.
>> OH. DEAR.
[ GASPS ]
[ WARBLE! ]
I THINK I NEED TO BE ALONE RIGHT
NOW.
>> Bubbie: PROFESSOR.
[ CLANK! ]
[ CRANK! CRANK! CRANK! ]
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, DO YOU SEE
HIM?
>> Flapjack: HE'S DOWN BELOW THE
SHIP.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> K'nuckles: HEY, WHY ARE WE AT
SEA?
>> Flapjack: WE'RE NOT AT SEA,
CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
WE'RE IN THE AIR.
>> K'nuckles: SO, THE WEIRDO DID
IT.
WELL, WHERE IS HE?
WE NEED TO TURN AROUND --
STORM'S A-BREWIN'.
>> Flapjack: HE'S UNDER THE
SHIP.
>> K'nuckles: UNDER THE SHIP?
WOW. HE LOOKS SAD.
>> Flapjack: THAT'S WHY HE WON'T
COME UP.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I SUPPOSE I
CAN GET US HOME.
I-I HAVEN'T STEERED IN A WHILE.
>> Flapjack: THIS WHEEL DOESN'T
CONTROL ANYTHING.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
>> Flapjack: I'M SORRY.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, THEN WHY ARE
YOU HOLDING IT?
>> Flapjack: I HAVEN'T GOT THAT
FAR IN THE LESSON.
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE ALL GONNA
DIE!
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
>> Bubbie: STOP SCARING MY BABY
AND GET THE PROFESSOR BACK UP
HERE!
>> K'nuckles: FLAP, YOU DO IT.
>> Flapjack: PROFESSOR?
PROFESSOR, IT'S ME -- FLAPJACK.
I'M SORRY YOU'RE FEELING BAD,
BUT YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL BAD ABOUT
LIKING BUBBIE.
SHE'S GREAT.
>> YES. SHE IS.
AND I SHOULD BE HAPPY TO JUST BE
FRIENDS.
>> Flapjack: IT'S WORKING!
>> K'nuckles: WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT'S WHY HE WAS DOWN THERE?
LOVE?!
TOLD YA HE WAS A WEIRDO!
NOTHING BUT A DISGUSTING WEIRDO!
[ SLUMP! ]
>> Flapjack: HE SAT BACK DOWN.
>> HE'S NOT A WEIRDO!
HE'S MY BROTHER!
>> OH, MY GOODNESS!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S GOING ON
NOW?
>> Flapjack: HIS BROTHER SHOWED
UP.
>> K'nuckles: OH, GREAT -- TWO
WEIRDOS.
>> Flapjack: THEY APPEAR TO BE
TALKING.
>> HOW DID YOU EVER FIND ME,
BROTHER?
>> THAT LITTLE BOY SENT ME AN
INVITATION TO THE LAUNCH.
UNFORTUNATELY, I WAS LATE
BECAUSE MY AUTOMATIC LETTER
OPENER IS ON THE FRITZ.
>> REALLY?
SOMETHING YOU MADE IS ON THE
FRITZ?
>> OH, A LOT OF THINGS ARE ON
THE FRITZ THESE DAYS.
>> Flapjack: I THINK THEY'RE
MAKING UP.
THEY ARE MAKING UP!
THEY'RE HUGGING!
>> Bubbie: WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW,
FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: NOW HE'S COMING
BACK UP.
NOW WE'RE TURNING AROUND.
AND NOW WE'RE HOME.
>> K'nuckles: THAT WAS QUICK.
>> Bubbie: YOU DID A GOOD JOB
SENDING THAT INVITATION,
FLAPJACK.
AWWWW, LOOK AT THEM.
>> Flapjack: LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE
GONNA BE INVENTING THINGS
TOGETHER NOW.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, WELL, ISN'T
THE UNDERWATER ONE EVIL OR
SOMETHING?
[ ZIP! ]
[ BEEP ]
[ EXPLOSION ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ EXPLOSION ]
[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]
[ BOTH ARGUING INDISTINCTLY ]
>> Flapjack: WELL, AT LEAST
THEY'RE NOT TRIPLETS.
[ ARGUING CONTINUES ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAPPY-JACK.
FLAPPY-JACK.
I AM REALLY BORED.
LET'S GO SOMEPLACE FUN.
>> Flapjack: OKAY.
HOW ABOUT SLIPPERY PETE'S?
>> K'nuckles: NO, TOO SLIPPERY.
>> Flapjack: THE FISH MARKET?
>> K'nuckles: NO, TOO FISHY.
>> Flapjack: THE NUT SHOP?
THE BAIT SHOP?
THE BUDDHA STORE?
>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO.
NONE OF THOSE PLACES.
FLAPJACK, THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE
A SAILOR CAN GO WHEN HE'S HIT A
STREAK OF BOREDOM.
THE CANDY BARREL, OF COURSE!
[ GASPS ]
[ SPROING! ]
[ POP! ]
>> Flapjack: BUT I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO GET THERE.
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S OKAY.
>> Flapjack: IT IS?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, BECAUSE
WE'RE ALREADY HERE.
>> Flapjack: HOORAY!
>> K'nuckles: AFTER YOU.
>> Flapjack: WHY, THANK YOU,
GOOD SIR.
>> [ SNORING ]
>> [ WHISTLING ]
>> K'nuckles: BARKEEP, GIVE US
THE USUAL.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: HEY, WHAT'S SO
FUNNY?
>> DID YOU HEAR THAT,
CANDY WIFE?
THE ONLY "USUAL" IS THAT THESE
TWO NEVER HAVE ANY MONEY.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: HEY, THAT'S NOT
FAIR.
SOMETIMES WE HAVE MONEY.
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEY TODAY?
>> K'nuckles: UH, HMM...
[ CRANK! ]
[ PLUNK! ]
UH, I MUST HAVE LEFT IT IN MY
OTHER PANTS.
>> Flapjack: BUT, K'NUCKLES, YOU
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I DON'T.
PANTS ARE FOR SISSIES.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> WELL, IF YOU TWO EVER DO COME
ACROSS ANY MONEY, YOU KNOW WHERE
TO SPEND IT.
>> [ Echoing ] ♪ THE CANDY
BARREL ♪
[ CHOMP! ]
>> HEY!
THOSE ARE BUSINESS CARDS!
THOSE AREN'T FOR EATING!
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
UGH. NEVER MIND.
[ POP! POP! POP! ]
>> K'nuckles: THIS IS THE LIFE,
EH, FLAPJACK?
A BELLYFUL OF CANDY, AN
ADVENTURE AROUND EVERY CORNER.
IT'S WAY BETTER THAN HAVING TO
WORK IN A PLACE LIKE THIS --
CLIPPING THINGS FROM A ROPE
THING WITH CLIPS.
[ CREAK! ]
HEY, PEPPERMINT LARRY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
>> HUH?
OH, I'M WASHING OLD WRAPPERS
SO'S I CAN REUSE THEM.
>> Both: EW!
>> Flapjack: WHY DON'T YOU JUST
BUY NEW ONES?
>> WITH THE PRICE OF WRAPPERS
THESE DAYS?
[ Laughing ] OH, NO. NO.
I COULD NEVER AFFORD IT.
ESPECIALLY NOT WITH MY WIFE'S
EXPENSIVE TASTES.
SHE JUST LOVES PRECIOUS GEMS.
[ SNAP! ]
AND THEN THERE'S THE MEDICAL
EXPENSES.
BUT IT MAKES HER HAPPY.
HEY, IF YOU TWO COULD FIND ME
SOME WRAPPERS, I'D BE WILLING TO
GIVE YOU SOME CANDY FOR 'EM.
>> Flapjack: WHOA, YEAH!
>> K'nuckles: HUP-HUP!
HOLD YOUR SEA HORSES.
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, YOU
CANDY-SELLING LANDLUBBER, THAT
I'M AN ADVENTURER.
>> Flapjack: YEAH, SO AM I.
>> K'nuckles: NOT THE BOY SO
MUCH.
BUT, NEVERTHELESS, ADVENTURERS
WE BE.
AND ADVENTURERS DON'T DIG
THROUGH GARBAGE.
>> I'LL GIVE YOU ONE CANDY FOR
EVERY WRAPPER YOU FIND.
[ ZOOM! ]
[ THUNK! THUNK! THUNK! ]
[ BOTH PANTING ]
[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
>> K'nuckles: THERE'S NO
WRAPPERS IN HERE.
>> Flapjack: WHERE SHOULD WE
LOOK?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.
BUT IF WE WANT TO FIND ANYTHING,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK
TOGETHER.
[ THUNK! ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
[ SQUISH! ]
>> K'nuckles: SEE ANYTHING?
[ PLOP! ]
>> Flapjack: NOPE. JUST GARBAGE.
[ CLANG! ]
[ THUNK! ]
[ COUGHS, WHEEZES ]
NOTHING.
[ CLUNK! ]
[ SPLASH ]
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
WHY ARE WE LOOKING IN HERE?
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE NOT.
[ SPLASH ]
YOU NEED A BATH.
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
THIS IS GOING TO BE HARDER THAN
I THOUGHT.
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
AND I THINK WE'VE ALREADY
CHECKED ALL THE PLACES I CAN FIT
INTO.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
[ SQUEAK! ]
[ SPROING! ]
OR HAVE WE?
[ PBBHT! ]
[ POP! ]
[ CLANK! ]
[ TWINKLE! TWINKLE! ]
[ TA-DA! ]
>> Flapjack: HUH!
[ SPLAT! ]
[ MUMBLES ]
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
>> Flapjack: I SAID I FOUND TWO
WRAPPERS!
[ KA-CHING! ]
TWO PIECES OF CANDY, PLEASE.
>> SO, YOU ACTUALLY FOUND SOME,
EH?
HMM.
A BIT DINGY, BUT NOTHING A
LITTLE ELBOW GREASE WON'T FIX.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, WIFE?
ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO, FELLAS.
>> ♪ TWO PIECES OF CANDY ♪
[ MUNCH! MUNCH! ]
>> K'nuckles: MMM.
[ KA-CHING! ]
TWO PIECES OF CANDY, PLEASE.
>> OH. THAT WAS FAST.
WELL, HERE YOU GO.
[ KA-CHING! ]
[ WHIP! WHIP! ]
>> Both: ANOTHER TWO PIECES OF
CANDY, PLEASE!
>> HMMMMM.
>> Both: AHHHHHH!
>> HERE YOU GO.
[ WHIP! WHIP! ]
[ GULP! ]
>> Both: TWO PIECES OF CAND--
>> OKAY! OKAY!
THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT!
FROM NOW ON, IT'S FIVE WRAPPERS
A CANDY.
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE NOT DIGGING
THROUGH GARBAGE AGAIN FOR ONE
PIECE OF CANDY.
TOO MUCH WORK, NOT ENOUGH
SWEETS.
COME ON, FLAPJACK. LET'S GO.
>> WELL, IF YOU FIND A WRAPPER
WITH A PLUS ON IT, I'LL GIVE YOU
100 PIECES OF CANDY.
>> Flapjack: WHOA!
100 PIECES OF CANDY?!
>> K'nuckles: 100 PIECES OF
CANDY, FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: I KNOW!
THAT'S LIKE A MILLION PIECES OF
CANDY!
>> K'nuckles: I SAY WE SPLIT UP
SO WE CAN FIND IT TWICE AS FAST.
[ BOTH PANTING ]
>> Flapjack: DID YOU FIND ANY?
>> K'nuckles: YE-- MMM...
NO.
>> Flapjack: THAT'S OKAY.
I FOUND FIVE.
[ KA-CHING! ]
[ CREAK! ]
>> K'nuckles: OKAY. HALF FOR ME.
[ CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
AND, UH...
>> Flapjack: HEY!
YOU ATE MY HALF!
>> K'nuckles: WELL, BACK TO THE
GRIND.
>> Flapjack: DID YOU FIND
ANYTHING?
>> K'nuckles: NO.
>> Flapjack: WOW.
YOU AREN'T VERY GOOD AT FINDING
WRAPPERS.
MAYBE YOU NEED TO --
>> K'nuckles: MAYBE YOU NEED TO!
>> Flapjack: WELL, WHAT IF
YOU --
>> K'nuckles: WELL, WHAT IF YOU?
>> Flapjack: WHAT DON'T WE JUST
TRADE IN THESE WRAPPERS FOR A
LITTLE MIDDAY SNACK?
>> K'nuckles: NO TIME! NO TIME!
WE NEED TO FIND THAT PLUS BEFORE
SOMEBODY ELSE DOES.
HERE.
I'LL HOLD ON TO THOSE WRAPPERS
SO THEY DON'T SLOW YOU DOWN.
NOW LET'S SPLIT UP AND FIND THAT
PLUS!
>> Flapjack: WHEEEEEEE!
ADVENTURE!
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]
THAT'S WHY I LIKE YOU, FLAPJACK.
ALWAYS UP FOR ADVENTURE IN THE
FORM OF MANUAL LABOR.
[ SCREECH! ]
>> Flapjack: I WONDER IF WISHING
K'NUCKLES GOOD LUCK WOULD HELP
HIM FIND SOME WRAPPERS.
MAYBE I CAN CATCH UP AND TELL
HIM.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
HEY. WHAT'S K'NUCKLES DOING?
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
HGH! WHAT? WHAT?
[ ZIP! ]
[ POP! ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S HE DOING
WITH ALL THOSE WRAPPERS?
HE'S PROBABLY JUST...
[ KA-CHING! ]
[ GASPS ]
WELL, AT LEAST HE'LL SAVE ME
SOME.
[ CHOMP! ]
THEY MUST TASTE TERRIBLE AND HE
JUST DIDN'T WANT ME TO BE
DISAPPOINTED.
I DON'T DESERVE HIS FRIENDSHIP.
WONDER OF WONDERS!
IT'S THE PLUS!
WOOOP!
BOOP!
THANKS, FRIEND.
I HAVE TO GO SHOW --
UGH!
OH. HEY, K'NUCKLES.
LOOK! I JUST FOUND THE PLUS!
>> K'nuckles: LOOK!
CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Flapjack: REALLY? WHERE?
>> K'nuckles: YOINK!
[ LAUGHS ]
THE 100 PIECES OF CANDY ARE ALL
MINE!
>> Flapjack: HEY!
THAT'S NOT FAIR!
>> K'nuckles: LIFE'S NOT FAIR.
>> Flapjack: I FOUND IT FIRST!
>> K'nuckles: I FOUND IT FIRST.
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
IF YOU WERE MY FRIEND, YOU'D
GIVE THAT BACK!
>> K'nuckles: OH.
WELL, THEN.
I GUESS WE'RE NOT FRIENDS
ANYMORE.
[ WARBLE! ]
>> Flapjack: [ SOBBING ]
>> K'nuckles: WHOO-HOO!
HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
PEPPERMINT LARRY?
WHERE IS EVERYONE?
[ CREAK ]
PEPPERMINT LARRY?
THAT BE ONE BIG MAP.
[ GASPS ]
>> HUH?
[ ZIP! ]
AS I WAS SAYING, CANDY WIFE,
ONCE THE MAP IS COMPLETE, IT
WILL SHOW US CANDIED ISLAND'S
EXACT LOCATION.
WE'RE ONLY MISSING ONE PIECE!
OH, WHERE ARE YOU HIDING,
CANDIED ISLAND?
[ THUD! ]
NO MATTER.
ONCE THOSE IDIOTS BRING ME THE
"X," I'LL KNOW EXACTLY WHERE IT
IS.
>> K'nuckles: IT'S AN "X"!
I'VE GOT TO TELL FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: [ SIGHS ]
AND I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
K'NUCKLES WOULD NEVER SHARE 100
PIECES OF CANDY WITH ME.
>> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]
FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: GET AWAY FROM ME,
YOU FAT THIEF!
YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND, AND YOU
NEVER WERE.
>> K'nuckles: BUT, FLAP --
>> Flapjack: JUST SAVE IT.
YOU'D RATHER TRADE OUR
FRIENDSHIP FOR 100 PIECES OF
CANDY.
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY --
[ GASPS ]
YOU DIDN'T TRADE IT IN?
>> K'nuckles: UNH-UNH.
FLAPJACK, IT ISN'T --
>> Flapjack: I SEE WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE.
YOU DIDN'T TRADE IT IN 'CAUSE
YOU VALUE OUR FRIENDSHIP.
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
WE DON'T NEED THAT STUFF,
ANYWAYS.
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, OUR
FRIENDSHIP'S WORTH MORE THAN ALL
THE CANDY IN THE WORLD.
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ]
FLAP, NO!
>> Flapjack: ADVENTURE!
[ WIND GUSTS ]
[ WARBLE! ]
>> K'nuckles: DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT YOU'VE DONE, BOY?
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
I SUBTRACTED THE PLUS THAT TRIED
TO DIVIDE US SO OUR FRIENDSHIP
COULD MULTIPLY.
>> K'nuckles: NO.
IT WASN'T A PLUS.
I WENT TO GIVE IT TO LARRY, AND
I SAW HIM AND HIS CANDY WIFE,
AND THEY WERE PUTTING TOGETHER A
MAP OUT OF THE WRAPPERS, AND THE
MAP LED TO CANDIED ISLAND.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
>> K'nuckles: WE HAD THE WRAPPER
WITH A PLUS, WHICH WAS ACTUALLY
AN "X," AND YOU RIPPED IT UP!
>> Flapjack: BUT I DIDN'T KNOW.
>> K'nuckles: LOOK, FLAPJACK,
IT'S NOT...YOUR FAULT.
IT'S MINE.
AND, WELL, UH...
[ Coughing ] I'M SORRY.
[ DING! ]
>> Flapjack: DO YOU HAVE ANY
WRAPPERS LEFT?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
[ HONK! ]
[ SQUEAK! THUD! SQUEAK! THUD! ]
>> Flapjack: THINK HE'LL KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
WELL, WE DIDN'T FIND
CANDIED ISLAND, BUT WE DID GET
OUR 100 PIECES OF CANDY.
>> K'nuckles: I WONDER WHERE THE
MAP WILL LEAD HIM.
>> Flapjack: OH, WHAT I WOULDN'T
GIVE TO SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE
RIGHT NOW.
>> AHHHH.
I MADE IT!
I FINALLY FOUND CANDIED ISLAND.
IT'S JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS I
IMAGINED IT.
BUT NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU,
CANDY WIFE.
I LOVE YOU, TOO, CANDY WIFE.
[ SMOOCHES ]
>> SQUAWK!
>> WHAT?
>> SQUAWK! SQUAWK! SQUAWK!
>> [ GASPS ]
WHERE AM I?
PICKLE ISLAND?!
I HATE PICKLES!
[ Sobbing ] OH, NO! WHY?
WELL, AT LEAST I STILL HAVE YOU,
CANDY WIFE.
CANDY WIFE?
[ GASPS ]
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
[ SLOW-PACED MUSIC PLAYS ]