The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 1, Episode 1 - Several Leagues Under the Sea/Eye Sea You - full transcript
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪
♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
>> IT'S YOUR TURN.
>> K'nuckles: I KNOW. GEEZ.
>> WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BET
WITH?
YOU'RE OUT OF TAFFY!
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, WHAT'D I
TELL YOU ABOUT USING YOUR
EYEBALLS?
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: EVERY TIME YOU
LOOK AT SOMETHIN', EVERYTHING
ELSE GETS JEALOUS.
NOW GO APOLOGIZE TO EVERYTHING!
>> Flapjack: OH, MY GOODNESS.
I AM SO SORRY.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
>> I'LL WAGER THE BOY.
>> THAT KID?
WHAT CAN HE DO?
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, DO THAT
THING YOU DO EVERY DAY ALL THE
TIME.
>> Flapjack: [ BURPING LOUDLY ]
CAP'N K'NUCKLES, I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GONNA DO
THAT AT FIRST, BUT THEN HE --
[ CHUCKLES ] PHENOMENAL!
>> YOU'RE WILLING TO STAKE A KID
THAT AMAZING ON...THIS ONE GAME
OF CARDS?
>> K'nuckles: YEP.
>> YOU WIN.
>> I FOLD.
>> I FOLD.
>> ME TOO.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S FUN,
K'NUCKLES?
>> K'nuckles: I BET YOU IN THE
POKER GAME AND WON!
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> NOT SO FAST!
I'LL TAKE THAT BET!
>> K'nuckles: OH, SHUCKS.
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES, WHAT'S
GONNA HAPPEN TO ME IF YOU LOSE?
>> K'nuckles: DON'T WORRY,
BUDDY.
IT'S A SURE THING.
>> Flapjack: BUT -- BUT --
>> K'nuckles: LET'S SEE WHAT YOU
GOT, UGLY.
>> PAIR OF 2's!!!
>> K'nuckles: PAIR OF 3's.
I WIN.
>> AAH!
[ SOBBING ]
>> K'nuckles: YEAH!
WHOO-HOO!
WHOO-WHOO-WHOO!
HA!
>> Flapjack: HOW COULD YOU BET
ME IN A POKER GAME?!
>> K'nuckles: HA! WHOO-WHOO!
UH, WHAT?
AW, COME ON, FLAPJACK, I WON!
>> Flapjack: NO.
YOU -- YOU -- YOU -- YOU --
I NEED TO DO SOME SERIOUS
THINKING.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, WHILE YOU'RE
SERIOUSLY THINKING, I'LL BE
SERIOUSLY WINNING MORE BETS.
YOU CAN BET YOUR LIFE ON THAT!
FLAPJACK?
>> YOUR WINNINGS, SIR.
[ HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> K'nuckles: OOH.
AHH! YES!
YES!
AAH.
WHAT THE --
THAT'S THE UGLIEST KID I'VE EVER
SEEN.
AND WHY IS HE STANDING ON MY
WINNIN'S?
>> HE IS YOUR WINNIN'S, MATE.
WHEN YOU BET YOUR CABIN BOY, I
BET MINE.
A PAIR OF 3's.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
BAH!
I ALREADY HAVE A KID, AND ONE'S
QUITE ENOUGH.
AND I CERTAINLY --
[ FLY BUZZING ]
UGH!
SHOO! EW, DON'T TOUCH ME!
WHO KNOWS WHERE THOSE LEGS HAVE
BEEN?!
[ SLAP! ]
[ BASH! BASH! BASH! ]
[ SPLAT! ]
>> [ GRUNTING ]
[ STRIKING ]
[ BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! ]
[ FLY BUZZING WEAKLY ]
>> K'nuckles: SAY, THIS KID'S
PRETTY TOUGH.
WHAT DO THEY CALL YOU?
>> KID NICKELS -- ON ACCOUNT OF
THESE TWO...NICKELS!
MWAH! MWAH!
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLING ]
"KID NICKELS."
HEY, THAT'S KIND OF LIKE
"K'NICKELS" IF YOU SHORTEN IT.
[ LAUGHS ]
K'NICKELS AND K'NUCKLES!
[ HOLLOW TAPPING ]
>> HEY.
HEY, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO YOU SAY
YOU AND ME GO WATCH ME EAT ALL
THIS CANDY?
>> I SAY, "WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG
TO ASK?"
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR BUDDY --
WHAT IS IT, UH -- "BACKCHAP"?
>> K'nuckles: AH, LET HIM CRY
ONE OFF.
HOW 'BOUT A ROOT BEER ON ME?
>> MAKE IT A FLOAT.
>> K'nuckles: I LIKE YOUR STYLE,
KID.
YOU'RE A-OKAY.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ VIOLIN PLAYING ]
>> Flapjack: [ CRYING ]
HE DOESN'T LIKE ME ANYMORE,
BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: [ Lisping ] OH, BABY,
EVERYBODY LIKES YOU!
>> Flapjack: NO, THEY DON'T.
[ SNIFFLES ]
I'M A DORK.
>> Bubbie: MM.
YOU ARE NOT A DORK, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, LOOK AT ME!
>> Flapjack: MNH-MNH.
AAH!
>> Bubbie: YOU ARE NOT A DORK,
FLAPJACK.
YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT,
ENERGETIC, ADORABLE YOUNG
COCONUT CREAM PIE, AND DON'T
YOU EVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU ANY
DIFFERENT.
NOW, CLIMB OFF MY TONGUE!
[ Normal voice ] IT'S HARD TO
TALK LIKE THIS.
>> Flapjack: I SURE APPRECIATE
YOU, BUBBIE.
YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
>> Bubbie: NOW, YOU'VE BEEN A
NEW ROLE MODEL FOR A LONG TIME,
AND ONE WHO WON'T BET YOU IN A
CARD GAME.
PERHAPS SOMEONE LIKE...
HIM!
>> ♪ A BUSINESSMAN! ♪
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] NO!
HOW 'BOUT SOMEONE LIKE...HIM?!
>> ♪ A REAL ADVENTURER! ♪
>> [ BARKING ]
>> Flapjack: MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT,
BUBBIE.
MAYBE I DO NEED A NEW ROLE
MODEL.
>> Bubbie: OH, I'M PROUD OF YOU,
PUDDIN'.
GOOD LUCK.
>> Flapjack: HUH?
[ GULPS ]
YOUNG FLAPJACK, SIR.
FOUND AND RAISED RIGHT HERE IN
STORMALONG.
ONE DAY I HOPE TO BE AS
MAGNIFICENT AS YOU APPEAR TO BE.
AND I WOULD BE FOREVER GRATEFUL
IF YOU WOULD TAKE ME ON AS YOUR
APPRENTICE.
>> YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
>> Flapjack: REALLY?
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
[ DOG BARKS ]
WHA?! WHAT?!
WHA-- WHA-- WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOUR LONG, FLOWING MANE?
>> OH, I, UH, I JUST CAME FROM A
COSTUME PARTY WITH THAT GUY.
>> HOO!
HOO!
[ DOG BARKS ]
>> Flapjack: OHH.
>> TIME FOR BUSINESS.
>> Flapjack: AAH!
[ SNAPS ]
[ DING! ]
[ COINS CLINKING ]
[ DING! ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
>> [ Speaking indistinctly ]
>> Flapjack: BOY, THIS IS JUST
LIKE HANGING OUT WITH
CAP'N K'NUCKLES!
'CEPT WITHOUT ALL THE YELLING.
HUH?!
>> AND THEN I PUNCHED HIM IN THE
REAR!
[ BOTH LAUGH HYSTERICALLY ]
>> K'nuckles: OH!
>> HUH?
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: MR. K'NUCKLES.
>> YOU WANT ME TO POUND THIS DOG
FOR YA, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: OH, UH, NO THANKS,
K'NICKELS.
SO, YOU'RE A BANKER NOW, HUH?
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
I, UH, I DID SOME THINKING, AND
I DECIDED I -- I, UH, I LOVE
BANKING.
>> K'nuckles: NO MORE
ADVENTURES?
>> Flapjack: NO MORE WITH YOU!
THEY APPRECIATE ME HERE!
I'M A YOUNG PROFESSIONAL.
AND TIME IS MONEY.
>> K'nuckles: WILL YOU AT LEAST,
UH, DEPOSIT MY CANDY IN MY
CANDY ACCOUNT?
>> Flapjack: CERTAINLY, SIR.
[ SOBBING ]
WHY, K'NUCKLES, WHY?!
[ SOBBING ]
[ CREAKING ]
[ RAT SQUEAKING ]
>> K'nuckles: K'NICKELS, QUIT
HOGGING THE BLANKET!
>> WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!
>> K'nuckles: I SAID GIVE ME THE
BLANKET BA--
>> SAY SOMETHIN' AGAIN!
>> K'nuckles: [ TEETH
CHATTERING ]
UH, N-NO.
>> NOW, BE QUIET SO I's CAN
SLEEPS!
>> K'nuckles: YEAH -- YEAH --
YES, SIR.
AAH.
>> HA HA!
TWO FOR FLINCHIN' -- TWO
NICKLES!
MWAH. MWAH.
>> K'nuckles: I MISS FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: NO, MA'AM.
BANK YOU!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> SHAME ON YOU FOR BEING SO
CLEVER.
>> Flapjack: BYE-BYE NOW,
MRS. WITHERSBY.
[ SQUEAKING ]
>> K'nuckles: THIS IS HARD FOR
ME TO SAY, BOY, BUT FOR WHAT
IT'S WORTH --
>> Flapjack: TABLE 6 CAN
DETERMINE THE WORTH OF ANY ITEM,
SIR.
>> K'nuckles: LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
IF THERE'S ANYTHING LEFT BETWEEN
US, BUT I'D LIKE TO SAVE --
>> Flapjack: SAVINGS ACCOUNTS
ARE OVER THERE.
>> K'nuckles: YOU CAN'T IGNORE
WHAT WE'VE INVESTED!
>> Flapjack: ALL INVESTMENTS ARE
CURRENTLY UPSTAIRS.
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, I GUESS I
DESERVE THIS.
WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE?
>> Flapjack: A TEARFUL SPEECH
ABOUT HOW THINGS WILL BE BETTER.
>> K'nuckles: AHEM!
REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO FROLIC
IN ADVENTURE?
AH, WHO AM I KIDDIN'?
YOU COMIN' BACK OR WHAT?
>> Flapjack: YES!
>> THAT WOULD BE A "YES" TO A
"NO."
YOU'RE MY APPRENTICE, FLAPJACK.
I OWN YOU -- HEART AND SOUL.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, THE REST OF
HIM IS MINE!
>> Flapjack: YOU TELL HIM,
K'NUCKLES.
>> THEN I'LL WRESTLE YOU FOR
HIM.
>> All: HUH?
>> IF YOU WIN, YOU KEEP IT.
BUT IF YOU LOSE, YOU'LL BOTH
WORK FOR ME.
>> K'nuckles: AND IF YOU LOSE,
YOU'LL KEEP THIS BANK.
>> DEAL.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE SO BRAVE.
>> K'nuckles: A TRUE ADVENTURER
NEVER WALKS AWAY FROM AN EASY
VICTORY.
>> Flapjack: IT'S TIME!
GO GET HIM, CAP'N!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ WHIMPERING ]
>> AH! AH!
[ CHEERING ]
>> Flapjack: WATCH OUT FOR THE
DOUBLE K'NUCKLE --
>> K'nuckles: OHH!
>> Flapjack: AND...
>> K'nuckles: OHH!
>> Flapjack: WAY TO HANG IN
THERE!
[ CHEERING ]
>> AH!
[ CHEERING ]
AH-HUH!
[ CHEERING ]
[ BELL RINGING ]
HUH?
>> [ PANTING ]
>> MY MONEY!
>> [ PANTING ]
>> WHY?!
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!
>> ALL I EVER HADS IN MY LIFE
WAS THESE TWO NICKELS.
AND THEY WASN'T ENOUGH TO FEED
MY LOVE OF MONEY.
[ Sobbing ] I LOVE MONEY.
>> I, TOO, LOVED MONEY THAT MUCH
ONCE.
>> ALL RIGHT, TAKE 'EM AWAY,
BOYS.
>> THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY...
IF YOU'D BE WILLING TO BE MY
APPRENTICE.
>> [ CRYING HAPPILY ]
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES?
THANK YOU FOR RISKING A LIFE OF
BANKING SERVITUDE TO SAVE ME.
>> K'nuckles: [ Strained
voice ] YOU BET.
>> Flapjack: HA HA! "BET"!
>> THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY!
>> ♪ THE GLORIOUS END! ♪
THE END.
>> K'nuckles: HERE IT IS,
FLAPJACK -- THE STORMALONG
WISHING WELL.
>> Flapjack: WELL, WELL, WELL.
WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL.
>> K'nuckles: WAIT, FLAP.
THE WAY IT WORKS IS YOU SIT
RIGHT UP HERE, YOU CLOSE YOUR
EYES, AND THEN YOU MAKE A WISH.
>> Flapjack: HMM.
I WISH -- I WISH I WAS AS GOOD
AN ADVENTURER AS CAP'N
K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S RIGHT,
FLAPJACK.
NOW, TO BE A GOOD ADVENTURER,
YOU GOT TO ACT TOUGH, AND YOU
GOT TO GET DIRTY.
SO TO BE THE BEST ADVENTURER,
YOU GOT TO GO INTO THIS GARBAGE
AND LOOK FOR MONEY.
>> Flapjack: IT STINKS IN HERE,
CAPTAIN!
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S THE SMELL
OF ADVENTURE, BOY.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: AND AFTER YOU FIND
THE MONEY, I'LL TREAT YOU TO
SOME CANDY.
>> Flapjack: MMM.
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
>> K'nuckles: HEY, FLAP.
ARE YOU, UH, LOOKIN' FOR MONEY?
[ SPLASH! ]
>> Flapjack: ADVENTURE!
>> K'nuckles: PREPARE THE SEATS!
IT'S TIME FOR SWEETS!
>> OH, I'M TIRED OF YOU
CHEAPSKATES COMING IN HERE WITH
NO MONEY.
EITHER PAY UP OR GET OUT.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO YOU HAVE
TO SAY ABOUT THAT, FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: BUTTERSCOTCH,
PLEASE.
>> THAT'S A BOTTLE CAP,
FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: OH.
>> K'nuckles: ALL THE BOY WANTS
TO DO IS BUY A LITTLE CANDY FOR
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
>> SORRY, FELLAS, BUT THE TRUTH
IS I'M ALL OUT OF CANDY.
>> Both: WHAT?!
>> SOMEBODY FROM UPPER
STORMALONG ORDERED EVERYTHING I
GOT!
>> K'nuckles: BUT WHO?
[ THUD ]
[ VICTORIAN-ERA MUSIC PLAYING ]
GET A LOAD OF THAT!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> ONE MOMENT, SIR.
>> PRESENTING THE GOOD LADY
NICKELBOTTOMS.
>> ♪ THE RICHEST LADY IN
STORMALONG! ♪
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S ONE FANCY
DAME.
>> LOOK, CHARLES, IT THINKS I'M
FANCY.
>> MILADY.
>> NOW, WHERE IS THE ONE CALLED
PEPPERMINT LARRY?
>> THAT WOULD BE ME, LADY
NICKELBOTTOMS.
UH, MA'AM.
>> I'M STANDING HERE AND I HAVE
NOT YET RECEIVED MY CANDY.
>> I'M SORRY, MADAM.
IT -- IT'S WAITING FOR YOU
OUTSIDE.
>> Flapjack: HEY, LADY
NICKELBOTTOMS, CAN WE HAVE SOME
OF YOUR CANDY?
>> GOODNESS ME, WHAT IS THAT
DIRTY THING?
>> I BELIEVE IT'S A BOY, MILADY.
>> A -- A -- A BOY, CHARLES?
>> A LITTLE GENTLEMAN, MILADY.
>> Flapjack: I'M NO GENTLEMAN.
I'M AN ADVENTURER!
>> WELL, LET US THEN DEPART.
>> K'nuckles: WAIT, YOUR RICH
LADYNESS!
THIS POOR BOY NEEDS YOUR
GUIDANCE.
TAKE HIM UNDER YOUR WING SO HE
CAN LEARN TO BE CLEAN AND
GENTLE, LIKE THAT GUY!
>> OH!
>> Flapjack: NO, CAPTAIN!
>> K'nuckles: MY ONLY REQUEST,
DEAR LADY, IS THAT I CAN COME
ALONG SO I CAN EAT YOUR CANDY --
I MEAN, UH, SO I CAN -- YEAH, SO
I CAN EAT YOUR CANDY.
>> OH, THEY COME IN PAIRS,
CHARLES.
HOW QUAINT.
>> MILADY.
COME ALONG, GENTLEMEN.
THE LADY DOESN'T WISH TO TARRY
HERE IN THE SQUALOR.
>> Flapjack: WAIT, CAPTAIN!
NO!
I DON'T WANT TO BE CLEAN,
CAPTAIN!
I WANT TO BE AN ADVENTURER!
>> K'nuckles: YOU ARE AN
ADVENTURER, BOY -- UNTIL THEY
CLEAN YOU.
AND THEN YOU'LL BE HIM.
[ VICTORIAN-ERA MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Flapjack: BUT WILL I STILL BE
AN ADVENTURER?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE DOING IT FOR
THE CANDY, I GUESS.
>> Flapjack: THEN I'LL DO IT FOR
THE CANDY...
AND MY CAPTAIN.
>> HERE WE ARE.
[ VICTORIAN-ERA MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> TIME TO CLEAN UP, LITTLE
MASTER, LIKE A NICE YOUNG
GENTLEMAN.
>> Flapjack: CLEAN ME ALL YOU
WANT, CHARLES!
I'M AN ADVENTURER, AND THAT
WON'T WASH OFF NO MATTER HOW
MANY BATHS YOU GIVE ME!
>> [ GASPS ]
BATHS?
YOUNG GENTLEMEN DO NOT BATHE.
IT EXPOSES THEM TO THE ELEMENTS.
WE POWDER.
THERE, NOW, MASTER FLAPJACK.
CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.
[ FIRE CRACKLING ]
>> YOU'RE A QUIET MAN, CAPTAIN.
>> K'nuckles: FORGIVE ME, RICH
LADY, BUT, UH, I'M A PIRATE,
YOU'RE A RICH LADY, AND I'D HATE
TO SAY SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU NOT
GIVE ME CANDY.
>> HOW GALLANT!
>> K'nuckles: IS THAT A FRENCH
CANDY?
ARE WE HAVIN' CANDY NOW?
>> HELP YOURSELF, CAPTAIN.
THE ENTIRE HOUSE IS CANDY.
THE MOLDING IS MARSHMALLOW, THE
MANTELPIECE IS MARZIPAN, AND
THE MARBLE IS SOME KIND OF
FUDGE.
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANING ]
A HOUSE MADE OF CANDY!
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
[ GROANS ]
>> Flapjack: SO I CAN'T PLAY IN
THE DIRT?
>> DIRT WEAKENS THE HUMERUS.
>> Flapjack: AND I CAN'T SWIM IN
THE GARBAGE.
>> GARBAGE FURROWS THE BROW.
>> Flapjack: WHAT CAN I DO?!
>> YOU CAN BE CLEAN AND GENTLE.
>> Flapjack: I CAN HAVE CANDY,
RIGHT?
>> OH, NO, NO, NO.
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
>> AND THIS PORTICO IS PRUSSIAN
PRALINE.
>> Flapjack: TIME TO GO,
CAPTAIN.
>> CHARLES, THE CHILD
INTERRUPTED MY CONVERSATION!
>> IT HAS NO MANNERS, MILADY.
>> WELL, TAKE IT UPSTAIRS AND
MAKE IT A PROPER GENTLEMAN!
>> Flapjack: THEY'RE TURNING ME
INTO A GENTLEMAN, CAPTAIN!
THEY'RE TURNING ME INTO A
GENTLEMAN!
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
CANDY...
[ POP! ]
HUH?! WHA?!
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT?
>> I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE YOU'D
LEFT, CAPTAIN.
I GUESS I'VE BEEN PREOCCUPIED
SITTING HERE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> K'nuckles: WHERE'S FLAPJACK?!
>> MASTER FLAPJACK HAS BEEN
ASKING TO SEE YOU FOR DAYS.
>> K'nuckles: DAYS?!
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN --
>> COME ALONG, CAPTAIN.
>> Flapjack: "BAA" SAYS THE
LAMB.
THE LAMB SAYS "BAA."
>> K'nuckles: I SEE THE YOUNG
GENTLEMAN, BUT WHERE'S FLAPJACK?
>> THIS IS MASTER FLAPJACK,
CAPTAIN.
>> K'nuckles: WHA?
>> Flapjack: BLOEKEN SAHT DAS
LAMM.
DAS LAMM SAHT BLOEKEN.
MY DEAR LITTLE LAMB, I DO
BELIEVE YOUR WHEELS ARE IN NEED
OF SOME OIL.
I SHALL FETCH YOUR FLASK.
>> OH, MASTER FLAPJACK?
COME, PRESENT YOURSELF TO
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
>> YES, YOUR LADYSHIP.
>> K'nuckles: WHY HAS FLAPJACK
GOT THAT WATER ON HIS HEAD?
>> A YOUNG GENTLEMAN MUST LEARN
TO WALK CALMLY AND SHOULD NEVER
LET THE WATER SPILL.
>> Flapjack: GOOD AFTERNOON,
CAPTAIN.
>> K'nuckles: I GUESS SO.
>> NOW YOU SHALL RECITE FOR
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
>> Flapjack: AHEM.
THE SIMPLE LAMB IS GOOD AND
FINE, ITS FLEECE AS FAIR AS
CURDS.
BUT WHEN IT TRIES TO SING A
SONG, IT CANNOT FORM THE WORDS,
AS HUMANS CAN, MILADY.
>> K'nuckles: I THINK I'M GONNA
BE SICK.
>> I AGREE, CAPTAIN.
HE NEEDS MORE TRAINING.
PERHAPS HE'LL BE READY TO LEAVE
THE PLAYROOM IN A FEW YEARS.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, UH, LET'S GO
GET SOME CANDY.
>> A SPLENDID IDEA, CAPTAIN.
>> K'nuckles: YOU GOT A CANDY
BROOM CLOSET?
I COULD GO FOR A --
>> Flapjack: WAIT, CAPTAIN!
>> A YOUNG GENTLEMAN DOES NOT
SPEAK OUT OF TURN!
>> Flapjack: YES, MUM.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH! AND DON'T
FORGET I'M NOT COMING BACK TO
GET YA!
>> HERE WE HAVE THE CANDY BROOM
CLOSET, CAPTAIN.
IT CONTAINS A WIDE ASSORTMENT OF
OUR FINEST GOURMET --
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
CAPTAIN?
>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, BOY,
GRAB ALL THE CANDY YOU CAN
CARRY.
WE'RE GONNA --
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
>> Flapjack: BUT, CAPTAIN, ISN'T
THAT STEALING?
>> K'nuckles: OF COURSE NOT.
WE'RE JUST TAKING FROM THE RICH
AND GIVING [MUTTERING]
COME ON, BOY.
HELP ME GET THIS CANDY
WALLPAPER.
>> Flapjack: AYE-AYE, CAP'N!
CANDY BOWL.
CANDY PAINTING.
CANDY CHARLES.
>> OHH!
>> Flapjack: CANDY FRONT DOOR?
>> K'nuckles: WHOO, YEAH!
BIGGEST CHUNK OF CHOCOLATE I
EVER SEEN.
>> WHAT GOES ON HERE?!
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE GRABBIN' ALL
THE LOOT WE CAN, BUDDY.
THIS WHOLE HOUSE IS MADE OF
CANDY.
>> I KNOW. I BUILT IT!
I AM LORD NICKELBOTTOMS!
AND WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?
>> Flapjack: [ GULPS ]
I-I'M MASTER FLAPJACK, YOUR
LORDSHIP.
>> WELL, A GOOD DAY TO YOU,
YOUNG MASTER.
AND YOUR NAME, SIR?
>> K'nuckles: I'M CAPTAIN
K'NUCKLES.
>> HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME IN MY
OWN HOME!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DID I DO?
>> Flapjack: You forgot to say
"Your Lordship."
>> I DEMAND SATISFACTION!
[ DRUMROLL ]
>> Flapjack: HE LOOKS MAD,
CAP'N.
>> YOUR HONOR HAS BEEN
CHALLENGED, CAPTAIN.
WHAT WILL YOU DEFEND IT WITH?
>> K'nuckles: WHOO, CANDY!
HUH?
>> THE CAPTAIN HAS CHOSEN THE
CANDY CANE.
[ AIR WHOOSHING ]
>> GO ON WITH IT!
>> EN GARDE.
>> HA!
>> K'nuckles: MM. MMM.
[ SNORING ]
>> WE HAVE A DRAW.
>> YES, A DRAW!
BUT FIRST, I'M GOING TO DESTROY
HIM!
>> Flapjack: WAIT!
YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN!
>> I'M NO GENTLEMAN!
I AM AN ADVENTURER!
>> ♪ ADVENTURERRRRR! ♪
>> Flapjack: WELL, I'M AN
ADVENTURER, TOO.
>> HYAH! HO! HYAH!
HA HA!
[ TING! ]
EH? A BOTTLE CAP.
I HAD A BOTTLE CAP WHEN I WAS A
BOY.
BUT I LOST IT PLAYING IN THE
STORMALONG WISHING WELL.
>> Flapjack: WELL, WELL, WELL.
THAT'S WHERE I FOUND THIS ONE.
>> MAY I?
[ TING! ]
IT IS MY BOTTLE CAP!
OH, I'VE FOUND YOU AT LAST!
I'VE CHEATED MY WAY TO SEVERAL
FORTUNES, BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN
HAPPY SINCE I LOST MY BOTTLE
CAP.
I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING FOR IT.
>> Flapjack: ANYTHING?
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
[ GROANING LIGHTLY ]
HEY, DID -- DID I WIN?
>> Flapjack: EVERYONE WINS WHEN
YOU STEAL FROM THE RICH AND GIVE
TO THE [MUTTERING]
>> [ GULPING AND SLURPING ]
>> Flapjack: OUR LIFE TOGETHER
AS ADVENTURERS IS SO SWEET, WE
DON'T EVEN NEED CANDY.
RIGHT, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: AH!
[ GROANS ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> MORE POWDER, CHARLES.
[ SPLAT! ]
MORE POWDER.
[ SPLAT! ]
POWDER.
POWDER.
>> ADVENTURERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
>> ADVENTURERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
RR?
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪
♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
>> IT'S YOUR TURN.
>> K'nuckles: I KNOW. GEEZ.
>> WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BET
WITH?
YOU'RE OUT OF TAFFY!
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, WHAT'D I
TELL YOU ABOUT USING YOUR
EYEBALLS?
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: EVERY TIME YOU
LOOK AT SOMETHIN', EVERYTHING
ELSE GETS JEALOUS.
NOW GO APOLOGIZE TO EVERYTHING!
>> Flapjack: OH, MY GOODNESS.
I AM SO SORRY.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
>> I'LL WAGER THE BOY.
>> THAT KID?
WHAT CAN HE DO?
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, DO THAT
THING YOU DO EVERY DAY ALL THE
TIME.
>> Flapjack: [ BURPING LOUDLY ]
CAP'N K'NUCKLES, I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GONNA DO
THAT AT FIRST, BUT THEN HE --
[ CHUCKLES ] PHENOMENAL!
>> YOU'RE WILLING TO STAKE A KID
THAT AMAZING ON...THIS ONE GAME
OF CARDS?
>> K'nuckles: YEP.
>> YOU WIN.
>> I FOLD.
>> I FOLD.
>> ME TOO.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S FUN,
K'NUCKLES?
>> K'nuckles: I BET YOU IN THE
POKER GAME AND WON!
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> NOT SO FAST!
I'LL TAKE THAT BET!
>> K'nuckles: OH, SHUCKS.
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES, WHAT'S
GONNA HAPPEN TO ME IF YOU LOSE?
>> K'nuckles: DON'T WORRY,
BUDDY.
IT'S A SURE THING.
>> Flapjack: BUT -- BUT --
>> K'nuckles: LET'S SEE WHAT YOU
GOT, UGLY.
>> PAIR OF 2's!!!
>> K'nuckles: PAIR OF 3's.
I WIN.
>> AAH!
[ SOBBING ]
>> K'nuckles: YEAH!
WHOO-HOO!
WHOO-WHOO-WHOO!
HA!
>> Flapjack: HOW COULD YOU BET
ME IN A POKER GAME?!
>> K'nuckles: HA! WHOO-WHOO!
UH, WHAT?
AW, COME ON, FLAPJACK, I WON!
>> Flapjack: NO.
YOU -- YOU -- YOU -- YOU --
I NEED TO DO SOME SERIOUS
THINKING.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, WHILE YOU'RE
SERIOUSLY THINKING, I'LL BE
SERIOUSLY WINNING MORE BETS.
YOU CAN BET YOUR LIFE ON THAT!
FLAPJACK?
>> YOUR WINNINGS, SIR.
[ HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> K'nuckles: OOH.
AHH! YES!
YES!
AAH.
WHAT THE --
THAT'S THE UGLIEST KID I'VE EVER
SEEN.
AND WHY IS HE STANDING ON MY
WINNIN'S?
>> HE IS YOUR WINNIN'S, MATE.
WHEN YOU BET YOUR CABIN BOY, I
BET MINE.
A PAIR OF 3's.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
BAH!
I ALREADY HAVE A KID, AND ONE'S
QUITE ENOUGH.
AND I CERTAINLY --
[ FLY BUZZING ]
UGH!
SHOO! EW, DON'T TOUCH ME!
WHO KNOWS WHERE THOSE LEGS HAVE
BEEN?!
[ SLAP! ]
[ BASH! BASH! BASH! ]
[ SPLAT! ]
>> [ GRUNTING ]
[ STRIKING ]
[ BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! ]
[ FLY BUZZING WEAKLY ]
>> K'nuckles: SAY, THIS KID'S
PRETTY TOUGH.
WHAT DO THEY CALL YOU?
>> KID NICKELS -- ON ACCOUNT OF
THESE TWO...NICKELS!
MWAH! MWAH!
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLING ]
"KID NICKELS."
HEY, THAT'S KIND OF LIKE
"K'NICKELS" IF YOU SHORTEN IT.
[ LAUGHS ]
K'NICKELS AND K'NUCKLES!
[ HOLLOW TAPPING ]
>> HEY.
HEY, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO YOU SAY
YOU AND ME GO WATCH ME EAT ALL
THIS CANDY?
>> I SAY, "WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG
TO ASK?"
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR BUDDY --
WHAT IS IT, UH -- "BACKCHAP"?
>> K'nuckles: AH, LET HIM CRY
ONE OFF.
HOW 'BOUT A ROOT BEER ON ME?
>> MAKE IT A FLOAT.
>> K'nuckles: I LIKE YOUR STYLE,
KID.
YOU'RE A-OKAY.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ VIOLIN PLAYING ]
>> Flapjack: [ CRYING ]
HE DOESN'T LIKE ME ANYMORE,
BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: [ Lisping ] OH, BABY,
EVERYBODY LIKES YOU!
>> Flapjack: NO, THEY DON'T.
[ SNIFFLES ]
I'M A DORK.
>> Bubbie: MM.
YOU ARE NOT A DORK, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, LOOK AT ME!
>> Flapjack: MNH-MNH.
AAH!
>> Bubbie: YOU ARE NOT A DORK,
FLAPJACK.
YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT,
ENERGETIC, ADORABLE YOUNG
COCONUT CREAM PIE, AND DON'T
YOU EVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU ANY
DIFFERENT.
NOW, CLIMB OFF MY TONGUE!
[ Normal voice ] IT'S HARD TO
TALK LIKE THIS.
>> Flapjack: I SURE APPRECIATE
YOU, BUBBIE.
YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
>> Bubbie: NOW, YOU'VE BEEN A
NEW ROLE MODEL FOR A LONG TIME,
AND ONE WHO WON'T BET YOU IN A
CARD GAME.
PERHAPS SOMEONE LIKE...
HIM!
>> ♪ A BUSINESSMAN! ♪
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] NO!
HOW 'BOUT SOMEONE LIKE...HIM?!
>> ♪ A REAL ADVENTURER! ♪
>> [ BARKING ]
>> Flapjack: MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT,
BUBBIE.
MAYBE I DO NEED A NEW ROLE
MODEL.
>> Bubbie: OH, I'M PROUD OF YOU,
PUDDIN'.
GOOD LUCK.
>> Flapjack: HUH?
[ GULPS ]
YOUNG FLAPJACK, SIR.
FOUND AND RAISED RIGHT HERE IN
STORMALONG.
ONE DAY I HOPE TO BE AS
MAGNIFICENT AS YOU APPEAR TO BE.
AND I WOULD BE FOREVER GRATEFUL
IF YOU WOULD TAKE ME ON AS YOUR
APPRENTICE.
>> YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
>> Flapjack: REALLY?
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
[ DOG BARKS ]
WHA?! WHAT?!
WHA-- WHA-- WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOUR LONG, FLOWING MANE?
>> OH, I, UH, I JUST CAME FROM A
COSTUME PARTY WITH THAT GUY.
>> HOO!
HOO!
[ DOG BARKS ]
>> Flapjack: OHH.
>> TIME FOR BUSINESS.
>> Flapjack: AAH!
[ SNAPS ]
[ DING! ]
[ COINS CLINKING ]
[ DING! ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
>> [ Speaking indistinctly ]
>> Flapjack: BOY, THIS IS JUST
LIKE HANGING OUT WITH
CAP'N K'NUCKLES!
'CEPT WITHOUT ALL THE YELLING.
HUH?!
>> AND THEN I PUNCHED HIM IN THE
REAR!
[ BOTH LAUGH HYSTERICALLY ]
>> K'nuckles: OH!
>> HUH?
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: MR. K'NUCKLES.
>> YOU WANT ME TO POUND THIS DOG
FOR YA, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: OH, UH, NO THANKS,
K'NICKELS.
SO, YOU'RE A BANKER NOW, HUH?
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
I, UH, I DID SOME THINKING, AND
I DECIDED I -- I, UH, I LOVE
BANKING.
>> K'nuckles: NO MORE
ADVENTURES?
>> Flapjack: NO MORE WITH YOU!
THEY APPRECIATE ME HERE!
I'M A YOUNG PROFESSIONAL.
AND TIME IS MONEY.
>> K'nuckles: WILL YOU AT LEAST,
UH, DEPOSIT MY CANDY IN MY
CANDY ACCOUNT?
>> Flapjack: CERTAINLY, SIR.
[ SOBBING ]
WHY, K'NUCKLES, WHY?!
[ SOBBING ]
[ CREAKING ]
[ RAT SQUEAKING ]
>> K'nuckles: K'NICKELS, QUIT
HOGGING THE BLANKET!
>> WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!
>> K'nuckles: I SAID GIVE ME THE
BLANKET BA--
>> SAY SOMETHIN' AGAIN!
>> K'nuckles: [ TEETH
CHATTERING ]
UH, N-NO.
>> NOW, BE QUIET SO I's CAN
SLEEPS!
>> K'nuckles: YEAH -- YEAH --
YES, SIR.
AAH.
>> HA HA!
TWO FOR FLINCHIN' -- TWO
NICKLES!
MWAH. MWAH.
>> K'nuckles: I MISS FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: NO, MA'AM.
BANK YOU!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> SHAME ON YOU FOR BEING SO
CLEVER.
>> Flapjack: BYE-BYE NOW,
MRS. WITHERSBY.
[ SQUEAKING ]
>> K'nuckles: THIS IS HARD FOR
ME TO SAY, BOY, BUT FOR WHAT
IT'S WORTH --
>> Flapjack: TABLE 6 CAN
DETERMINE THE WORTH OF ANY ITEM,
SIR.
>> K'nuckles: LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
IF THERE'S ANYTHING LEFT BETWEEN
US, BUT I'D LIKE TO SAVE --
>> Flapjack: SAVINGS ACCOUNTS
ARE OVER THERE.
>> K'nuckles: YOU CAN'T IGNORE
WHAT WE'VE INVESTED!
>> Flapjack: ALL INVESTMENTS ARE
CURRENTLY UPSTAIRS.
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, I GUESS I
DESERVE THIS.
WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE?
>> Flapjack: A TEARFUL SPEECH
ABOUT HOW THINGS WILL BE BETTER.
>> K'nuckles: AHEM!
REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO FROLIC
IN ADVENTURE?
AH, WHO AM I KIDDIN'?
YOU COMIN' BACK OR WHAT?
>> Flapjack: YES!
>> THAT WOULD BE A "YES" TO A
"NO."
YOU'RE MY APPRENTICE, FLAPJACK.
I OWN YOU -- HEART AND SOUL.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, THE REST OF
HIM IS MINE!
>> Flapjack: YOU TELL HIM,
K'NUCKLES.
>> THEN I'LL WRESTLE YOU FOR
HIM.
>> All: HUH?
>> IF YOU WIN, YOU KEEP IT.
BUT IF YOU LOSE, YOU'LL BOTH
WORK FOR ME.
>> K'nuckles: AND IF YOU LOSE,
YOU'LL KEEP THIS BANK.
>> DEAL.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE SO BRAVE.
>> K'nuckles: A TRUE ADVENTURER
NEVER WALKS AWAY FROM AN EASY
VICTORY.
>> Flapjack: IT'S TIME!
GO GET HIM, CAP'N!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ WHIMPERING ]
>> AH! AH!
[ CHEERING ]
>> Flapjack: WATCH OUT FOR THE
DOUBLE K'NUCKLE --
>> K'nuckles: OHH!
>> Flapjack: AND...
>> K'nuckles: OHH!
>> Flapjack: WAY TO HANG IN
THERE!
[ CHEERING ]
>> AH!
[ CHEERING ]
AH-HUH!
[ CHEERING ]
[ BELL RINGING ]
HUH?
>> [ PANTING ]
>> MY MONEY!
>> [ PANTING ]
>> WHY?!
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!
>> ALL I EVER HADS IN MY LIFE
WAS THESE TWO NICKELS.
AND THEY WASN'T ENOUGH TO FEED
MY LOVE OF MONEY.
[ Sobbing ] I LOVE MONEY.
>> I, TOO, LOVED MONEY THAT MUCH
ONCE.
>> ALL RIGHT, TAKE 'EM AWAY,
BOYS.
>> THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY...
IF YOU'D BE WILLING TO BE MY
APPRENTICE.
>> [ CRYING HAPPILY ]
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES?
THANK YOU FOR RISKING A LIFE OF
BANKING SERVITUDE TO SAVE ME.
>> K'nuckles: [ Strained
voice ] YOU BET.
>> Flapjack: HA HA! "BET"!
>> THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY!
>> ♪ THE GLORIOUS END! ♪
THE END.
>> K'nuckles: HERE IT IS,
FLAPJACK -- THE STORMALONG
WISHING WELL.
>> Flapjack: WELL, WELL, WELL.
WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL.
>> K'nuckles: WAIT, FLAP.
THE WAY IT WORKS IS YOU SIT
RIGHT UP HERE, YOU CLOSE YOUR
EYES, AND THEN YOU MAKE A WISH.
>> Flapjack: HMM.
I WISH -- I WISH I WAS AS GOOD
AN ADVENTURER AS CAP'N
K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S RIGHT,
FLAPJACK.
NOW, TO BE A GOOD ADVENTURER,
YOU GOT TO ACT TOUGH, AND YOU
GOT TO GET DIRTY.
SO TO BE THE BEST ADVENTURER,
YOU GOT TO GO INTO THIS GARBAGE
AND LOOK FOR MONEY.
>> Flapjack: IT STINKS IN HERE,
CAPTAIN!
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S THE SMELL
OF ADVENTURE, BOY.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: AND AFTER YOU FIND
THE MONEY, I'LL TREAT YOU TO
SOME CANDY.
>> Flapjack: MMM.
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
>> K'nuckles: HEY, FLAP.
ARE YOU, UH, LOOKIN' FOR MONEY?
[ SPLASH! ]
>> Flapjack: ADVENTURE!
>> K'nuckles: PREPARE THE SEATS!
IT'S TIME FOR SWEETS!
>> OH, I'M TIRED OF YOU
CHEAPSKATES COMING IN HERE WITH
NO MONEY.
EITHER PAY UP OR GET OUT.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO YOU HAVE
TO SAY ABOUT THAT, FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: BUTTERSCOTCH,
PLEASE.
>> THAT'S A BOTTLE CAP,
FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: OH.
>> K'nuckles: ALL THE BOY WANTS
TO DO IS BUY A LITTLE CANDY FOR
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
>> SORRY, FELLAS, BUT THE TRUTH
IS I'M ALL OUT OF CANDY.
>> Both: WHAT?!
>> SOMEBODY FROM UPPER
STORMALONG ORDERED EVERYTHING I
GOT!
>> K'nuckles: BUT WHO?
[ THUD ]
[ VICTORIAN-ERA MUSIC PLAYING ]
GET A LOAD OF THAT!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> ONE MOMENT, SIR.
>> PRESENTING THE GOOD LADY
NICKELBOTTOMS.
>> ♪ THE RICHEST LADY IN
STORMALONG! ♪
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S ONE FANCY
DAME.
>> LOOK, CHARLES, IT THINKS I'M
FANCY.
>> MILADY.
>> NOW, WHERE IS THE ONE CALLED
PEPPERMINT LARRY?
>> THAT WOULD BE ME, LADY
NICKELBOTTOMS.
UH, MA'AM.
>> I'M STANDING HERE AND I HAVE
NOT YET RECEIVED MY CANDY.
>> I'M SORRY, MADAM.
IT -- IT'S WAITING FOR YOU
OUTSIDE.
>> Flapjack: HEY, LADY
NICKELBOTTOMS, CAN WE HAVE SOME
OF YOUR CANDY?
>> GOODNESS ME, WHAT IS THAT
DIRTY THING?
>> I BELIEVE IT'S A BOY, MILADY.
>> A -- A -- A BOY, CHARLES?
>> A LITTLE GENTLEMAN, MILADY.
>> Flapjack: I'M NO GENTLEMAN.
I'M AN ADVENTURER!
>> WELL, LET US THEN DEPART.
>> K'nuckles: WAIT, YOUR RICH
LADYNESS!
THIS POOR BOY NEEDS YOUR
GUIDANCE.
TAKE HIM UNDER YOUR WING SO HE
CAN LEARN TO BE CLEAN AND
GENTLE, LIKE THAT GUY!
>> OH!
>> Flapjack: NO, CAPTAIN!
>> K'nuckles: MY ONLY REQUEST,
DEAR LADY, IS THAT I CAN COME
ALONG SO I CAN EAT YOUR CANDY --
I MEAN, UH, SO I CAN -- YEAH, SO
I CAN EAT YOUR CANDY.
>> OH, THEY COME IN PAIRS,
CHARLES.
HOW QUAINT.
>> MILADY.
COME ALONG, GENTLEMEN.
THE LADY DOESN'T WISH TO TARRY
HERE IN THE SQUALOR.
>> Flapjack: WAIT, CAPTAIN!
NO!
I DON'T WANT TO BE CLEAN,
CAPTAIN!
I WANT TO BE AN ADVENTURER!
>> K'nuckles: YOU ARE AN
ADVENTURER, BOY -- UNTIL THEY
CLEAN YOU.
AND THEN YOU'LL BE HIM.
[ VICTORIAN-ERA MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Flapjack: BUT WILL I STILL BE
AN ADVENTURER?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE DOING IT FOR
THE CANDY, I GUESS.
>> Flapjack: THEN I'LL DO IT FOR
THE CANDY...
AND MY CAPTAIN.
>> HERE WE ARE.
[ VICTORIAN-ERA MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> TIME TO CLEAN UP, LITTLE
MASTER, LIKE A NICE YOUNG
GENTLEMAN.
>> Flapjack: CLEAN ME ALL YOU
WANT, CHARLES!
I'M AN ADVENTURER, AND THAT
WON'T WASH OFF NO MATTER HOW
MANY BATHS YOU GIVE ME!
>> [ GASPS ]
BATHS?
YOUNG GENTLEMEN DO NOT BATHE.
IT EXPOSES THEM TO THE ELEMENTS.
WE POWDER.
THERE, NOW, MASTER FLAPJACK.
CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.
[ FIRE CRACKLING ]
>> YOU'RE A QUIET MAN, CAPTAIN.
>> K'nuckles: FORGIVE ME, RICH
LADY, BUT, UH, I'M A PIRATE,
YOU'RE A RICH LADY, AND I'D HATE
TO SAY SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU NOT
GIVE ME CANDY.
>> HOW GALLANT!
>> K'nuckles: IS THAT A FRENCH
CANDY?
ARE WE HAVIN' CANDY NOW?
>> HELP YOURSELF, CAPTAIN.
THE ENTIRE HOUSE IS CANDY.
THE MOLDING IS MARSHMALLOW, THE
MANTELPIECE IS MARZIPAN, AND
THE MARBLE IS SOME KIND OF
FUDGE.
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANING ]
A HOUSE MADE OF CANDY!
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
[ GROANS ]
>> Flapjack: SO I CAN'T PLAY IN
THE DIRT?
>> DIRT WEAKENS THE HUMERUS.
>> Flapjack: AND I CAN'T SWIM IN
THE GARBAGE.
>> GARBAGE FURROWS THE BROW.
>> Flapjack: WHAT CAN I DO?!
>> YOU CAN BE CLEAN AND GENTLE.
>> Flapjack: I CAN HAVE CANDY,
RIGHT?
>> OH, NO, NO, NO.
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
>> AND THIS PORTICO IS PRUSSIAN
PRALINE.
>> Flapjack: TIME TO GO,
CAPTAIN.
>> CHARLES, THE CHILD
INTERRUPTED MY CONVERSATION!
>> IT HAS NO MANNERS, MILADY.
>> WELL, TAKE IT UPSTAIRS AND
MAKE IT A PROPER GENTLEMAN!
>> Flapjack: THEY'RE TURNING ME
INTO A GENTLEMAN, CAPTAIN!
THEY'RE TURNING ME INTO A
GENTLEMAN!
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
CANDY...
[ POP! ]
HUH?! WHA?!
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT?
>> I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE YOU'D
LEFT, CAPTAIN.
I GUESS I'VE BEEN PREOCCUPIED
SITTING HERE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> K'nuckles: WHERE'S FLAPJACK?!
>> MASTER FLAPJACK HAS BEEN
ASKING TO SEE YOU FOR DAYS.
>> K'nuckles: DAYS?!
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN --
>> COME ALONG, CAPTAIN.
>> Flapjack: "BAA" SAYS THE
LAMB.
THE LAMB SAYS "BAA."
>> K'nuckles: I SEE THE YOUNG
GENTLEMAN, BUT WHERE'S FLAPJACK?
>> THIS IS MASTER FLAPJACK,
CAPTAIN.
>> K'nuckles: WHA?
>> Flapjack: BLOEKEN SAHT DAS
LAMM.
DAS LAMM SAHT BLOEKEN.
MY DEAR LITTLE LAMB, I DO
BELIEVE YOUR WHEELS ARE IN NEED
OF SOME OIL.
I SHALL FETCH YOUR FLASK.
>> OH, MASTER FLAPJACK?
COME, PRESENT YOURSELF TO
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
>> YES, YOUR LADYSHIP.
>> K'nuckles: WHY HAS FLAPJACK
GOT THAT WATER ON HIS HEAD?
>> A YOUNG GENTLEMAN MUST LEARN
TO WALK CALMLY AND SHOULD NEVER
LET THE WATER SPILL.
>> Flapjack: GOOD AFTERNOON,
CAPTAIN.
>> K'nuckles: I GUESS SO.
>> NOW YOU SHALL RECITE FOR
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
>> Flapjack: AHEM.
THE SIMPLE LAMB IS GOOD AND
FINE, ITS FLEECE AS FAIR AS
CURDS.
BUT WHEN IT TRIES TO SING A
SONG, IT CANNOT FORM THE WORDS,
AS HUMANS CAN, MILADY.
>> K'nuckles: I THINK I'M GONNA
BE SICK.
>> I AGREE, CAPTAIN.
HE NEEDS MORE TRAINING.
PERHAPS HE'LL BE READY TO LEAVE
THE PLAYROOM IN A FEW YEARS.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, UH, LET'S GO
GET SOME CANDY.
>> A SPLENDID IDEA, CAPTAIN.
>> K'nuckles: YOU GOT A CANDY
BROOM CLOSET?
I COULD GO FOR A --
>> Flapjack: WAIT, CAPTAIN!
>> A YOUNG GENTLEMAN DOES NOT
SPEAK OUT OF TURN!
>> Flapjack: YES, MUM.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH! AND DON'T
FORGET I'M NOT COMING BACK TO
GET YA!
>> HERE WE HAVE THE CANDY BROOM
CLOSET, CAPTAIN.
IT CONTAINS A WIDE ASSORTMENT OF
OUR FINEST GOURMET --
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
CAPTAIN?
>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, BOY,
GRAB ALL THE CANDY YOU CAN
CARRY.
WE'RE GONNA --
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
>> Flapjack: BUT, CAPTAIN, ISN'T
THAT STEALING?
>> K'nuckles: OF COURSE NOT.
WE'RE JUST TAKING FROM THE RICH
AND GIVING [MUTTERING]
COME ON, BOY.
HELP ME GET THIS CANDY
WALLPAPER.
>> Flapjack: AYE-AYE, CAP'N!
CANDY BOWL.
CANDY PAINTING.
CANDY CHARLES.
>> OHH!
>> Flapjack: CANDY FRONT DOOR?
>> K'nuckles: WHOO, YEAH!
BIGGEST CHUNK OF CHOCOLATE I
EVER SEEN.
>> WHAT GOES ON HERE?!
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE GRABBIN' ALL
THE LOOT WE CAN, BUDDY.
THIS WHOLE HOUSE IS MADE OF
CANDY.
>> I KNOW. I BUILT IT!
I AM LORD NICKELBOTTOMS!
AND WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?
>> Flapjack: [ GULPS ]
I-I'M MASTER FLAPJACK, YOUR
LORDSHIP.
>> WELL, A GOOD DAY TO YOU,
YOUNG MASTER.
AND YOUR NAME, SIR?
>> K'nuckles: I'M CAPTAIN
K'NUCKLES.
>> HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME IN MY
OWN HOME!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DID I DO?
>> Flapjack: You forgot to say
"Your Lordship."
>> I DEMAND SATISFACTION!
[ DRUMROLL ]
>> Flapjack: HE LOOKS MAD,
CAP'N.
>> YOUR HONOR HAS BEEN
CHALLENGED, CAPTAIN.
WHAT WILL YOU DEFEND IT WITH?
>> K'nuckles: WHOO, CANDY!
HUH?
>> THE CAPTAIN HAS CHOSEN THE
CANDY CANE.
[ AIR WHOOSHING ]
>> GO ON WITH IT!
>> EN GARDE.
>> HA!
>> K'nuckles: MM. MMM.
[ SNORING ]
>> WE HAVE A DRAW.
>> YES, A DRAW!
BUT FIRST, I'M GOING TO DESTROY
HIM!
>> Flapjack: WAIT!
YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN!
>> I'M NO GENTLEMAN!
I AM AN ADVENTURER!
>> ♪ ADVENTURERRRRR! ♪
>> Flapjack: WELL, I'M AN
ADVENTURER, TOO.
>> HYAH! HO! HYAH!
HA HA!
[ TING! ]
EH? A BOTTLE CAP.
I HAD A BOTTLE CAP WHEN I WAS A
BOY.
BUT I LOST IT PLAYING IN THE
STORMALONG WISHING WELL.
>> Flapjack: WELL, WELL, WELL.
THAT'S WHERE I FOUND THIS ONE.
>> MAY I?
[ TING! ]
IT IS MY BOTTLE CAP!
OH, I'VE FOUND YOU AT LAST!
I'VE CHEATED MY WAY TO SEVERAL
FORTUNES, BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN
HAPPY SINCE I LOST MY BOTTLE
CAP.
I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING FOR IT.
>> Flapjack: ANYTHING?
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
[ GROANING LIGHTLY ]
HEY, DID -- DID I WIN?
>> Flapjack: EVERYONE WINS WHEN
YOU STEAL FROM THE RICH AND GIVE
TO THE [MUTTERING]
>> [ GULPING AND SLURPING ]
>> Flapjack: OUR LIFE TOGETHER
AS ADVENTURERS IS SO SWEET, WE
DON'T EVEN NEED CANDY.
RIGHT, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: AH!
[ GROANS ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> MORE POWDER, CHARLES.
[ SPLAT! ]
MORE POWDER.
[ SPLAT! ]
POWDER.
POWDER.
>> ADVENTURERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
>> ADVENTURERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
RR?