The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 1, Episode 3 - Several Leagues Above the Sea!?/That's a Wrap! - full transcript
The attention of a weird stranger has Bubbie's head in the clouds
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪
♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
>> ♪ BA BA BA BA ♪
♪ BA BA BA BA BA ♪
♪ BA BA BA BA ♪
♪ BA BA BA BA ♪
♪ BAAAAA ♪
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
WHERE ARE YOU, BOY?
OH, THERE YOU ARE, SLEEPING ON
THE WHALE'S TONGUE.
I FOUND SOMETHING, BOY.
I THINK IT'S A MAP TO
CANDIED ISLAND.
IT'S GOT AN "X" AND THE WORD
"TREASURE."
BUT THAT'S ALL I CAN TELL.
I NEVER LEARNT TO READ.
>> Flapjack: I CAN READ.
>> K'nuckles: I KNEW YOU'D COME
IN HANDY ONE OF THESE DAYS.
READ IT, BOY.
READ IT, AND TOMORROW WE'LL BE
EATING CANDY.
>> Flapjack: ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE.
OH, NO!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT IS IT,
FLAPJACK?
IS IT CANDIED ISLAND?
>> Flapjack: NO.
IT'S -- I'M BLIND!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
LET ME SEE.
>> Flapjack: NO! NO!
I DON'T WANT YOU TO CATCH MY
BLINDNESS.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, GEE, KID,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
WE NEED TO WORRY ABOUT WHO'S
GONNA READ THAT MAP.
>> Bubbie: WILL YOU TAKE THAT
BOY TO THE DOCTOR?!
HE'S BLIND!
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAPJACK.
THE DOCTOR WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
UNLESS HE DOESN'T.
>> Flapjack: IT MUST BE
DIFFICULT FOR THE DOCKS PEOPLE
TO SEE A LITTLE BOY SUFFERING
FROM SUDDEN BLINDNESS.
DESCRIBE THEIR FACES TO ME,
FRIEND.
BE MY EYES.
>> K'nuckles: UH...
>> Both: [ SNORING ]
>> K'nuckles: ...THEY LOOK
PRETTY SAD.
>> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY, GENTS.
IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, WE DON'T
KNOW THAT UNTIL WE GET TO THE
DOCTOR, DO WE?
DOC, DOC.
WHERE ARE YOU, DOC?
OH, THERE YOU ARE, OPERATING ON
THAT PIRATE.
YOUNG FLAPJACK HERE HAS A TOUCH
OF BLINDNESS.
HE THINKS IT'S TEMPORARY.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> BLINDNESS, EH?
MM.
BETTER FETCH MY EXAMINING TOOL.
[ WHISTLING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ MOANS ]
[ TEETH CHATTERING ]
>> ALL RIGHT.
STEP OVER HERE, YOUNG FLAPJACK.
THAT'S RIGHT.
RIGHT OVER THE DRAIN.
NOW REMOVE THE PAPER, PLEASE.
[ POINK! ]
WHY, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, YOUNG
FLAPJACK ISN'T BLIND.
HE JUST NEEDS A HAIRCUT.
>> Flapjack: HOORAY!
>> K'nuckles: A HAIRCUT?
WELL, HOW MUCH DOES THAT COST?
>> I RECOMMEND THE BARBER NEXT
DOOR.
HE'S GOT REASONABLE PRICES AND,
UH, A HANDSOME MAN, TOO.
>> K'nuckles: HELLO, BARBER.
BARBER.
WHERE ARE YOU, BARBER?
>> OVER HERE, FELLAS.
OOP.
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ BLINK! BLINK! ]
>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT.
UP IN THE CHAIR, FLAP.
THE SOONER WE TRIM THOSE BANGS,
THE SOONER WE'LL BE EATING
DELICIOUS CANDY.
>> DELICIOUS CANDY?
MMM.
AND, PRAY, WHY IS THAT, GOOD
SIR?
>> Flapjack: BECAUSE WE FOUND A
MAP TO CANDIED ISLAND.
SEE?
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
IT'S NOT A MAP TO
CANDIED ISLAND.
IT'S A MAP TO, UH, UH, UH,
POISON ISLAND.
>> POISON ISLAND. HMM.
NO THANK YOU.
I-I DON'T LIKE POISON.
>> K'nuckles: LET'S KEEP THIS
CANDIED ISLAND MAP BETWEEN YOU
AND ME, OKAY, FLAPJACK?
SOME PEOPLE ARE, UH,
UNTRUSTWORTHY.
>> Flapjack: CAN WE TRUST HIM TO
GIVE ME A GOOD HAIRCUT?
>> CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
WHY DON'T YOU DROP ANCHOR IN
THIS CHAIR OVER HERE, HMM?
WHY STAND WHEN YOU COULD SIT?
THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH?
WHAT ELSE DO YOU SAY?
>> I SAY YOU COULD USE A
HOT-TOWEL TREATMENT.
>> K'nuckles: A HOT-TOWEL
TREATMENT?
>> FREE OF CHARGE, OF COURSE, OF
COURSE, UH, FOR BOTH GENTLEMEN.
YES.
[ BLINK! BLINK! ]
[ DING! ]
[ CLICK! SIZZLE! SIZZLE! ]
NOW, THIS MAY FEEL A LITTLE HOT
AT FIRST, LIKE A -- LIKE A HOT
TOWEL ON YOUR FACE.
[ HISS! ]
>> K'nuckles: WOW!
>> SORRY.
>> K'nuckles: AHH.
NOW, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
WHO SAYS THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A FREE LUNCH, HUH, FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: [ Muffled ]
ADVENTURE.
>> YOU GENTLEMEN TRY AND RELAX.
And I'll try not to steal from
you.
>> K'nuckles: HEY, FLAPJACK, DID
YOU SAY SOMETHING?
>> Flapjack: [ Muffled ]
ADVENTURE?
>> Both: [ SNORING ]
>> [ SQUAWKS ]
[ FARTS ]
>> K'nuckles: HUH? HUH?
HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?!
OH, YEAH.
HOT-TOWEL TREATMENT.
HEY, FLAP, HOW LONG WE BEEN OUT?
AND WHERE'S THE BARBER?
>> Flapjack: HUH?
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE.
BUBBIE, SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS
HAPPENED.
>> Bubbie: OH, NO!
FLAPJACK'S STILL BLIND!
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ]
NO, NO, NO. HE'S FINE.
JUST NEEDS A HAIRCUT.
BUT THAT BARBER JUST GAVE US THE
SLIP, BUT HE TOOK MY MAP!
>> Bubbie: WELL, I SAW THE
BARBER TAKE OFF IN HIS OLD-TIMEY
OLD PADDLE BOAT -- HIM AND HIS
FLOOR SWEEPERS.
>> K'nuckles: THEY'RE HEADED FOR
CANDIED ISLAND!
[ WHISTLING! ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
FULL STEAM AHEAD!
NOTHING.
THERE'S NO SIGN OF THAT BARBER,
AND WE'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR
HOURS.
>> Flapjack: BUT IT'S ONLY BEEN
20 MINUTES.
>> K'nuckles: I NEVER LEARNED TO
TELL TIME, NEITHER.
[ SNIFFLES ]
I HOPE THE BOY DON'T THINK LESS
OF ME FOR CRYING.
>> Flapjack: I DON'T.
>> K'nuckles: HOW'D YOU KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING?
>> Flapjack: I CAN HEAR YOUR
BRAINS.
I CAN HEAR LOTS OF THINGS
LATELY.
>> K'nuckles: LIKE WHAT?
>> Flapjack: LIKE SINGING.
>> K'nuckles: SINGING, YOU SAY?
[ CREAK! ]
>> ♪ BOOM BA DA DA BOOM BA ♪
>> K'nuckles: IT'S THE BARBER
AND HIS SWEEPERS!
YOU'RE SO BLIND, YOU'VE
DEVELOPED SUPERHUMAN HEARING.
WHERE'S THAT SINGING COMING
FROM?
[ BANJO PLAYS ]
[ RADIO TUNING ]
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ RADIO TUNING ]
[ POLKA MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ RADIO TUNING ]
>> ♪ BA DA DA BOOM BA ♪
♪ BOOM BA DA DA BOOM BA ♪
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> ♪ BOOM BA DA DA BOOM ♪
♪ BOOM BA DA DA BOOM BA ♪
>> K'nuckles: THEY'RE SITTING
DUCKS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS --
[ GASPS ]
>> ♪ HOT TOWELS ♪
>> K'nuckles: THE HOT-TOWEL
TREATMENT.
HE'S GOT US BEAT.
>> Flapjack: YOU'LL COME UP WITH
SOMETHING.
YOU'RE CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: NOW, WHO TOLD YOU
THAT?
>> Flapjack: YOU DID.
>> K'nuckles: SO, I DID, SO, I
DID.
[ LAUGHS ]
WELL, HERE IT GOES.
[ MUMBLING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: QUIET, BOY.
I'M THINKING.
>> Flapjack: THEN WHY IS YOUR
BRAIN SO QUIET?
>> Bubbie: 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T
HAVE ONE.
>> K'nuckles: WOULD YOU RATHER
WAIT FOR THE BOY TO THINK OF
SOMETHING?
>> Flapjack: I ALREADY THOUGHT
OF SOMETHING.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
>> ♪ HE'LL CUT YOUR HAIR AND
STEAL YOUR MAP AND BEAT YOU TO
THE TREASURE ♪
♪ FOR HE'S A THIEVING BARBER ♪
>> ♪ AND TO DO SO IS MY --
MM-HMM -- PLEASURE ♪
>> ♪ TO DO SO IS HIS PLEASURE ♪
[ FARTS ]
♪ HE LOVES HIS JOB, HE REALLY
DOES ♪
>> Bubbie: OH, BOYS.
I'M LOOKING FOR A BIG, STRONG
BARBER.
I SCOURED THE GLOBE, AND NO ONE
WILL CUT MY HAIR.
I GUESS IT'S JUST TOO MUCH TO
HANDLE.
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> [ CHIRPING ]
[ CRUNCH! ]
[ WHIP! WHIP! CREAK! WHOOSH! ]
>> All: [ GASP ]
>> ♪ LOOK AT THOSE SPLIT ENDS ♪
>> ♪ THE FLAKY SCALP ♪
>> ♪ SALTWATER DAMAGE ♪
[ DING! ]
>> MADAM, I ACCEPT YOUR
CHALLENGE.
THE TREASURE CAN WAIT.
[ DING! ]
>> ♪ BOOM BA DA DA BOOM BA ♪
>> BRING US RIGHT ALONGSIDE HER.
[ CREAK! WHOOSH! ]
[ CREAK! WHOOSH! ]
>> Flapjack: THAT'LL KEEP THEM
BUSY.
>> GET THOSE CURLERS READY,
BOYS.
>> ♪ AHH ♪
>> ♪ AHH ♪
>> ♪ AHH ♪
>> NOW, MISS, YOU MAY FEEL A
SLIGHT TUG.
MM.
>> OH, THAT TICKLES.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> All: UH-OH.
>> STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.
HOLD STILL.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: GOOD PLAN, FLAP.
QUICKLY NOW.
THESE TOWELS WILL NEVER HURT
ANYONE AGAIN.
>> Both: [ GASP ]
[ CREAK! BLINK! ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAP! THE MAP!
[ LAUGHS ]
OOH!
[ SPROING! ]
>> YOU ALMOST HAD ME. MM.
BUT I ALWAYS CARRY A HAIRNET IN
CASE A CUSTOMER NEEDS A PERM.
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMS ]
>> ♪ BOOM BA DA BOOM ♪
♪ DA BOOM ♪
♪ DA BOOM ♪
♪ DA BOOM ♪
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
AAH!
>> ♪ AHA AHA AHA HA ♪
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
>> NOW HAND OVER THE BOY SO I
CAN...
GIVE HIM A HAIRCUT.
[ SNIP! SNIP! SNIP! ]
>> ♪ 'CAUSE BARBERS DON'T KNOW
HOW TO RE-E-E-E-E-AD ♪
>> K'nuckles: I THOUGHT YOU WAS
GONNA KILL US.
YOU GOT A PLACE WHERE I CAN SWAB
MY POOP DECK?
>> ♪ OH, NO ♪
♪ HE DID NO-O-O-O-O-O-T ♪
[ TICKING ]
[ CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! ]
>> Flapjack: I CAN SEE!
HOW DO I LOOK?
>> K'nuckles: LIKE AN ISLAND
FULL OF CANDY.
NOW READ THE MAP!
[ DOING! ]
>> Flapjack: THIS ISN'T A MAP TO
CANDIED ISLAND.
>> Both: WHAT?!
>> Flapjack: IT'S A MAP TO THE
GREATEST TREASURE OF ALL...
FRIENDSHIP.
"DEAR, K'NUCKLES, I TREASURE OUR
FRIENDSHIP.
LOVE, FLAPJACK."
I MADE IT FOR YOU LAST NIGHT
WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING, AND THE
"X" IS A KISS ON THE CHEEK.
[ SLOOP! CREAK! ]
[ SMOOCHES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> IN ALL MY YEARS OF BARBERING,
THAT IS THE WEIRDEST CHILD I
HAVE EVER SEEN.
>> ♪ AHH ♪
>> Flapjack: HEY.
WHAT ABOUT BUBBIE'S HAIRDO?
>> Bubbie: DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME,
BABY.
I GAVE MYSELF A HOT-TOWEL
TREATMENT.
>> Flapjack: OH.
IT LOOKS GOOD.
THE END.
>> ♪ THE E-E-E-E-ND ♪
>> Flapjack: GOOD MORNING,
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: BOY, THE ONLY GOOD
THING ABOUT MORNING IS SLEEPING
THROUGH IT.
>> Flapjack: UNLESS IT'S THE
MORNING OF ADVENTURE.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT ADVENTURE?
>> Flapjack: I'M KEEPING A DIARY
ABOUT IT.
IT STARTS LAST NIGHT WITH US
GOING TO THE CANDY BARREL AND
YOU EATING ALL THE CANDY AND
FALLING DOWN AND SAYING THAT I
WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND AND
PROMISING TO TAKE ME ON AN
EXCITING ADVENTURE.
>> K'nuckles: IT WAS A LONG
NIGHT, FLAPJACK.
I'M SURE I SAID A LOT OF THINGS.
>> Flapjack: THAT'S IN HERE,
TOO.
[ BLINK! BLINK! ]
>> K'nuckles: WHERE'D I SAY WE
WERE GOING?
>> Flapjack: THAT'S THE EXCITING
PART.
YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME YET.
>> K'nuckles: OH. OKAY.
WE'RE GOING...TO...
DO MY LAUNDRY.
[ DING! DING! ]
>> Flapjack: I THINK...I'M A
LITTLE...DISAPPOINTED.
>> K'nuckles: DISAPPOINTMENT IS
THE BEST ADVENTURE OF ALL.
>> Flapjack: IT IS?
>> K'nuckles: DO YOU FEEL ALL
HOLLOW INSIDE?
>> Flapjack: YES.
>> K'nuckles: YOU WISHED YOU'D
STAYED IN BED THIS MORNING?
>> Flapjack: A LITTLE.
>> K'nuckles: EVER FELT THAT WAY
BEFORE?
>> Flapjack: NOPE.
>> K'nuckles: ADVENTURE!
>> Flapjack: ADVENTURE!
BYE, BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: OH, BYE, BABY.
HAVE A FUN TIME.
>> Flapjack: ME AND K'NUCKLES
ALWAYS HAVE A FUN TIME.
>> K'nuckles: IT'S TRUE.
I'M A GREAT ADVENTURER.
>> Bubbie: OH, YEAH.
HEY, WELL, H-HAVE A FUN TIME...
TOGETHER.
>> Flapjack: TOGETHER!
[ HONK! ]
>> Bubbie: I'LL...JUST BE HERE
THEN...ALONE.
>> Flapjack: OKAY. BYE, BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: BYE, BABY.
>> Flapjack: HMM.
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAP.
[ WIND HOWLING ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
[ POP! CREAK! ]
GOT YOUR NOSE.
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ]
[ HONK! HONK! ]
THAT'S MY SOCK, BOY.
>> Flapjack: [ SCREAMING ]
>> K'nuckles: HEY.
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO LOOK LIKE
ME, YOU SHOULD CARRY MY LAUNDRY.
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
OOH!
HEY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH?
>> Flapjack: I THINK BUBBIE
LOOKS SAD TODAY.
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T WANT TO
THINK ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> Flapjack: I'M SERIOUS, CAP'N.
WHAT DO YOU THINK'S WRONG WITH
HER?
>> K'nuckles: SHE'S PROBABLY
JUST BORED SITTING AROUND ALL
DAY.
>> Flapjack: SHE CAN'T SIT
AROUND ALL DAY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: OKAY. WHATEVER.
YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S GO.
NOW, FLAPJACK, I'M GOING TO SING
YOU A SONG ABOUT HOW ADVENTURERS
DO LAUNDRY.
♪ OHHHHHHH ♪
♪ THIS IS THE WAY WE WASH MY
CLOTHES ♪
♪ WASH MY CLOTHES, WASH MY...
CLOTHES ♪
>> Flapjack: HOW LONG DOES IT
TAKE?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE NEVER WASHED MY CLOTHES
BEFORE.
>> Flapjack: LET'S GO SPY ON
BUBBIE AND SEE WHAT SHE DOES ALL
DAY.
[ DING! ]
[ SLOOP! ]
[ SLOOP! ]
>> K'nuckles: THAR SHE IS.
>> Flapjack: LOOKING GOOD,
BUBB--
>> K'nuckles: HERE'S THE THING
ABOUT SPYING -- NEVER TELL
SOMEONE YOU'RE SPYING ON THAT
YOU'RE SPYING ON THEM.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S HOW YOU
CATCH THEM DOING STUFF.
>> Flapjack: OH.
>> K'nuckles: SHE'S NOT DOING
ANYTHING.
>> Flapjack: GIVE HER A CHANCE.
IT'S ONLY BEEN ONE MINUTE.
>> Both: [ SNORING ]
>> Bubbie: THERE YOU ARE.
YOU MUST HAVE HAD A LOT OF
LAUNDRY.
>> K'nuckles: THAT WAS HORRIBLE.
SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ALL DAY,
AND I SAW THE WHOLE THING.
>> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY, CAP'N.
SHE'LL DO SOMETHING WHEN WE SPY
ON HER TOMORROW.
>> K'nuckles: DON'T YOU GET IT,
BOY?
BUBBIE'S BORING.
>> Flapjack: BORING? BUBBIE?
THAT'S CRAZY.
[ SEA GULLS SQUAWKING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: STILL SPYING ON
BORE-BIE?
>> Flapjack: I MUST BE BAD AT
SPYING.
I'M JUST NOT SEEING ALL THE NEAT
STUFF SHE'S DOING.
>> K'nuckles: MM-HMM.
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> K'nuckles: WAITING FOR MY
LAUNDRY.
>> Flapjack: HOW LONG ARE YOU
GONNA --
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, I'VE PROVED
BUBBIE'S NOT BORING.
SEE?
I KEPT A JOURNAL OF EVERYTHING
SHE DID -- HER WHOLE WEEK.
AND AS YOU CAN SEE...
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?
BUBBIE? BUBBIE?
WHY DON'T YOU MOVE?!
WHY WON'T YOU LOOK AT ME?!
ARE YOU MAD AT ME?!
PLEASE, BUBBIE, JUST TELL ME --
WHAT?!
>> Bubbie: WHAT'S THE MATTER,
CHILD?
OH, WHY, THAT'S MY DECOY,
SWEETIE.
I LEAVE IT HERE WHENEVER I GO
OUT.
>> Flapjack: OH.
>> Bubbie: IT IS PRETTY UGLY,
ISN'T IT?
FOOLED YOU, THOUGH.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: I'LL SAY.
I SPIED ON YOU ALL WEEK, AND I
THOUGHT YOU HADN'T MOVED A
MUSCLE.
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, HAVE YOU
BEEN PEEPING?
>> Flapjack: WELL, OF COURSE.
>> Bubbie: DON'T YOU KNOW THAT
PEEPING IS WRONG?
>> Flapjack: THEN WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?!
SO, APPARENTLY PEEPING MEANS
SPYING, AND SPYING IS WRONG.
I SURE LEARNED MY LESSON, LET ME
TELL YOU.
>> K'nuckles: AND I LEARNED
NEVER TO JUDGE A WHALE BY ITS
BLUBBER.
>> Flapjack: NOW, WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
>> K'nuckles: I THOUGHT BUBBIE
WAS BORING.
BUT ANYONE WHO USES A DECOY IS
UP TO SOME SNEAKY SHENANIGANS.
[ POP! ]
FLAP?
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
OOH!
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> [ SOBBING ]
>> Flapjack: [ STRAINING ]
[ CREAK! ]
>> ALL I DID WAS LOOK AT THAT
GINGERBREAD WOMAN.
NO, I DON'T THINK SHE'S AS SWEET
AS YOU, CANDYWIFE.
I-I HATE HER!
[ SOBBING ]
>> Bubbie: OOH.
YOU GONNA GET IT NOW,
PEPPERMINT LARRY.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE?
YOU'RE PEEPING?
>> Bubbie: IT'S NOT WHAT IT
LOOKS LIKE, FLAPJACK.
I'M ONLY DOING IT THIS ONE TIME,
BECAUSE I WANTED TO WATCH
PEPPERMINT LARRY, BECAUSE I KNEW
HIS CANDYWIFE WAS MAD AT HIM,
AND I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA
FIGHT AND I REALLY WANTED TO SEE
THAT MAN --
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, YOU SAID
PEEPING WAS WRONG.
>> Bubbie: YOU'RE RIGHT,
FLAPJACK.
PEEPING IS WRONG.
AND EVEN THOUGH I ONLY DID IT
THIS ONE TIME, I PROMISE I'LL
NEVER PEEP AGAIN.
>> Flapjack: I PROMISE, TOO.
>> Bubbie: YOU ALREADY PROMISED.
>> Flapjack: OH, YEAH.
WELL, THEN I PROMISE 2.
[ LAUGHS ]
HEY, CAP'N, GUESS WHAT BUBBIE
DID.
>> K'nuckles: NO.
>> Flapjack: UM...HOW'S THE
LAUNDRY?
>> K'nuckles: STUPID.
>> Both: [ CHIRPING ]
>> Flapjack: [ CHIRPING ]
>> K'nuckles: VERY FUNNY,
FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: UM...WELL, YOU WANT
ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT WHAT BUBBIE
DID?
>> K'nuckles: IS IT SOMETHING
SHE DOESN'T WANT ME TO KNOW
ABOUT?
>> Flapjack: MM-HMM.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, HOW ABOUT
YOU SPIN THAT YARN OVER TO
CANDY BARREL?
I'M GETTING TIRED OF WATCHING
THIS.
>> All: [ CHIRPING ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> K'nuckles: UH,
PEPPERMINT LARRY, GIVE US TWO --
>> HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN MY
CANDY-PROOF VEST ANYWHERE?
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> K'nuckles: WHY DO YOU NEED A
CANDY-PROOF VEST?
>> JUST A PRECAUTION.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ SLOOP! ]
[ GULP! ]
>> K'nuckles: GEE.
PEPPERMINT LARRY SEEMS A LITTLE
NERVOUS TODAY, HUH, FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: ALL WILL BE
REVEALED WHEN I TELL YOU MY
TALE.
>> Both: [ GULPING ]
>> Flapjack: SO, IT ALL STARTED
WHEN I FOLLOWED BUBBIE UNDER THE
DOCKS, AND...
BLAH, BLAH, BLEE, BLAH, BLAH.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLEE, BLEE.
AND, BOY, WAS CANDYWIFE MAD.
AND SO...
BLAH, BLAH, BLEE, BLAH, BLAH.
WHICH IS EXACTLY THE SAME THING
SHE TOLD ME NOT TO DO.
SO I SAID TO HER, "BUBBIE, YOU
SAID PEEPING WAS WRONG."
AND YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID,
K'NUCKLES?
>> K'nuckles: UH, WHAT?
>> Flapjack: SHE SAID SHE
PROMISED TO NEVER PEEP AGAIN!
BUBBIE?!
[ CREAK! POP! ]
[ ZIP! ZIP! ]
>> Bubbie: OH, HI.
UH, NO, I-I WAS JUST DOWN HERE
HOLDING UP THE HARBOR WITH MY...
FACE.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: I TRIED TO QUIT
PEEPING, PUMPKIN, BUT THESE
PEEPHOLES ARE MY FRIENDS.
>> Flapjack: THAT'S CRAZY.
A HOLE CAN'T BE YOUR FRIEND.
>> K'nuckles: THERE'S ALL KINDS
OF FRIENDS, BOY.
[ GULPING ]
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! ]
THERE'S ALL KINDS OF FRIENDS.
>> Bubbie: AND THESE FRIENDS
TELL ME STORIES.
THAT ONE TELLS ME THAT
SLIPPERY PETE HATES MASSAGING.
BUT I DON'T THINK SHE NOTICES.
AND ACCORDING TO THIS ONE,
DR. BARBER SAVES ALL THE HAIR HE
CUTS AND FEEDS IT TO SOMETHING
IN HIS BASEMENT.
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> Bubbie: HE CAN'T CUT HAIR
FAST ENOUGH TO PLEASE THAT
THING.
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, BUT THIS PEEPHOLE IS MY
FAVORITE.
[ CREAK! SLOOP! ]
LOOK AT THAT WHALE SPYING ON
OTHER PEOPLE ALL DAY.
OH, SO SAD.
[ SLOOP! SLUMP! ]
SHE OBVIOUSLY HAS NO LIFE OF HER
OWN.
[ SLOOP! SLUMP! ]
I'M SO LONELY!
I'M SO LONELY!
[ SOBBING ]
YOU TWO HAVE ALL YOUR ADVENTURES
TOGETHER, AND ALL I HAVE ARE MY
STUPID PEEPHOLES!
[ SOBBING ]
I'M SORRY YOU HAVE TO SEE ME
THIS WAY, FLAP, BABY.
[ CREAK! POP! ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, BUBBIE, YOU
KNOW WHAT I SEE?
>> Bubbie: WHAT?
>> Flapjack: SOMEONE WHOSE REAL
FRIENDS HAVE LET HER DOWN.
I'M SORRY, BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: OH, BABY.
>> Flapjack: OH, BUBBIE.
>> K'nuckles: OH...
[ GAGS ]
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, HOW WOULD
YOU LIKE TO ACCOMPANY
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES AND ME FOR THE
GREATEST ADVENTURE EVER?
>> Bubbie: THAT SOUNDS
WONDERFUL, BABY.
>> I'M SO GLAD THINGS ARE BACK
TO NORMAL, MY SWEET CANDYWIFE.
I WOULD SAY WE SHOULD DRINK A
TOAST, BUT YOU CAN'T DRINK
TOAST.
[ LAUGHS ]
AHH.
CANDYWIFE, ARE YOU SURE YOU
MIXED THE STRAWBERRY JUICE
CORRECTLY?
THIS IS KIND OF...STRANGE.
CANDYWIFE, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY
DRINK?
YOU PUT SOMETHING IN IT, DIDN'T
YOU?
PICKLE JUICE!
[ Sobbing ] I DON'T EVEN LIKE
PICKLE JUICE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HMM?
>> All: [ GASP ]
[ CREAK! POP! ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, IT WON'T
GO BACK IN!
DO SOMETHING!
>> Flapjack: EYE, EYE, CAP'N.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪
♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
>> ♪ BA BA BA BA ♪
♪ BA BA BA BA BA ♪
♪ BA BA BA BA ♪
♪ BA BA BA BA ♪
♪ BAAAAA ♪
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
WHERE ARE YOU, BOY?
OH, THERE YOU ARE, SLEEPING ON
THE WHALE'S TONGUE.
I FOUND SOMETHING, BOY.
I THINK IT'S A MAP TO
CANDIED ISLAND.
IT'S GOT AN "X" AND THE WORD
"TREASURE."
BUT THAT'S ALL I CAN TELL.
I NEVER LEARNT TO READ.
>> Flapjack: I CAN READ.
>> K'nuckles: I KNEW YOU'D COME
IN HANDY ONE OF THESE DAYS.
READ IT, BOY.
READ IT, AND TOMORROW WE'LL BE
EATING CANDY.
>> Flapjack: ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE.
OH, NO!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT IS IT,
FLAPJACK?
IS IT CANDIED ISLAND?
>> Flapjack: NO.
IT'S -- I'M BLIND!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
LET ME SEE.
>> Flapjack: NO! NO!
I DON'T WANT YOU TO CATCH MY
BLINDNESS.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, GEE, KID,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
WE NEED TO WORRY ABOUT WHO'S
GONNA READ THAT MAP.
>> Bubbie: WILL YOU TAKE THAT
BOY TO THE DOCTOR?!
HE'S BLIND!
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAPJACK.
THE DOCTOR WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
UNLESS HE DOESN'T.
>> Flapjack: IT MUST BE
DIFFICULT FOR THE DOCKS PEOPLE
TO SEE A LITTLE BOY SUFFERING
FROM SUDDEN BLINDNESS.
DESCRIBE THEIR FACES TO ME,
FRIEND.
BE MY EYES.
>> K'nuckles: UH...
>> Both: [ SNORING ]
>> K'nuckles: ...THEY LOOK
PRETTY SAD.
>> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY, GENTS.
IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, WE DON'T
KNOW THAT UNTIL WE GET TO THE
DOCTOR, DO WE?
DOC, DOC.
WHERE ARE YOU, DOC?
OH, THERE YOU ARE, OPERATING ON
THAT PIRATE.
YOUNG FLAPJACK HERE HAS A TOUCH
OF BLINDNESS.
HE THINKS IT'S TEMPORARY.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> BLINDNESS, EH?
MM.
BETTER FETCH MY EXAMINING TOOL.
[ WHISTLING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ MOANS ]
[ TEETH CHATTERING ]
>> ALL RIGHT.
STEP OVER HERE, YOUNG FLAPJACK.
THAT'S RIGHT.
RIGHT OVER THE DRAIN.
NOW REMOVE THE PAPER, PLEASE.
[ POINK! ]
WHY, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, YOUNG
FLAPJACK ISN'T BLIND.
HE JUST NEEDS A HAIRCUT.
>> Flapjack: HOORAY!
>> K'nuckles: A HAIRCUT?
WELL, HOW MUCH DOES THAT COST?
>> I RECOMMEND THE BARBER NEXT
DOOR.
HE'S GOT REASONABLE PRICES AND,
UH, A HANDSOME MAN, TOO.
>> K'nuckles: HELLO, BARBER.
BARBER.
WHERE ARE YOU, BARBER?
>> OVER HERE, FELLAS.
OOP.
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ BLINK! BLINK! ]
>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT.
UP IN THE CHAIR, FLAP.
THE SOONER WE TRIM THOSE BANGS,
THE SOONER WE'LL BE EATING
DELICIOUS CANDY.
>> DELICIOUS CANDY?
MMM.
AND, PRAY, WHY IS THAT, GOOD
SIR?
>> Flapjack: BECAUSE WE FOUND A
MAP TO CANDIED ISLAND.
SEE?
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
IT'S NOT A MAP TO
CANDIED ISLAND.
IT'S A MAP TO, UH, UH, UH,
POISON ISLAND.
>> POISON ISLAND. HMM.
NO THANK YOU.
I-I DON'T LIKE POISON.
>> K'nuckles: LET'S KEEP THIS
CANDIED ISLAND MAP BETWEEN YOU
AND ME, OKAY, FLAPJACK?
SOME PEOPLE ARE, UH,
UNTRUSTWORTHY.
>> Flapjack: CAN WE TRUST HIM TO
GIVE ME A GOOD HAIRCUT?
>> CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
WHY DON'T YOU DROP ANCHOR IN
THIS CHAIR OVER HERE, HMM?
WHY STAND WHEN YOU COULD SIT?
THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH?
WHAT ELSE DO YOU SAY?
>> I SAY YOU COULD USE A
HOT-TOWEL TREATMENT.
>> K'nuckles: A HOT-TOWEL
TREATMENT?
>> FREE OF CHARGE, OF COURSE, OF
COURSE, UH, FOR BOTH GENTLEMEN.
YES.
[ BLINK! BLINK! ]
[ DING! ]
[ CLICK! SIZZLE! SIZZLE! ]
NOW, THIS MAY FEEL A LITTLE HOT
AT FIRST, LIKE A -- LIKE A HOT
TOWEL ON YOUR FACE.
[ HISS! ]
>> K'nuckles: WOW!
>> SORRY.
>> K'nuckles: AHH.
NOW, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
WHO SAYS THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A FREE LUNCH, HUH, FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: [ Muffled ]
ADVENTURE.
>> YOU GENTLEMEN TRY AND RELAX.
And I'll try not to steal from
you.
>> K'nuckles: HEY, FLAPJACK, DID
YOU SAY SOMETHING?
>> Flapjack: [ Muffled ]
ADVENTURE?
>> Both: [ SNORING ]
>> [ SQUAWKS ]
[ FARTS ]
>> K'nuckles: HUH? HUH?
HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?!
OH, YEAH.
HOT-TOWEL TREATMENT.
HEY, FLAP, HOW LONG WE BEEN OUT?
AND WHERE'S THE BARBER?
>> Flapjack: HUH?
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE.
BUBBIE, SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS
HAPPENED.
>> Bubbie: OH, NO!
FLAPJACK'S STILL BLIND!
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ]
NO, NO, NO. HE'S FINE.
JUST NEEDS A HAIRCUT.
BUT THAT BARBER JUST GAVE US THE
SLIP, BUT HE TOOK MY MAP!
>> Bubbie: WELL, I SAW THE
BARBER TAKE OFF IN HIS OLD-TIMEY
OLD PADDLE BOAT -- HIM AND HIS
FLOOR SWEEPERS.
>> K'nuckles: THEY'RE HEADED FOR
CANDIED ISLAND!
[ WHISTLING! ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
FULL STEAM AHEAD!
NOTHING.
THERE'S NO SIGN OF THAT BARBER,
AND WE'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR
HOURS.
>> Flapjack: BUT IT'S ONLY BEEN
20 MINUTES.
>> K'nuckles: I NEVER LEARNED TO
TELL TIME, NEITHER.
[ SNIFFLES ]
I HOPE THE BOY DON'T THINK LESS
OF ME FOR CRYING.
>> Flapjack: I DON'T.
>> K'nuckles: HOW'D YOU KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING?
>> Flapjack: I CAN HEAR YOUR
BRAINS.
I CAN HEAR LOTS OF THINGS
LATELY.
>> K'nuckles: LIKE WHAT?
>> Flapjack: LIKE SINGING.
>> K'nuckles: SINGING, YOU SAY?
[ CREAK! ]
>> ♪ BOOM BA DA DA BOOM BA ♪
>> K'nuckles: IT'S THE BARBER
AND HIS SWEEPERS!
YOU'RE SO BLIND, YOU'VE
DEVELOPED SUPERHUMAN HEARING.
WHERE'S THAT SINGING COMING
FROM?
[ BANJO PLAYS ]
[ RADIO TUNING ]
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ RADIO TUNING ]
[ POLKA MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ RADIO TUNING ]
>> ♪ BA DA DA BOOM BA ♪
♪ BOOM BA DA DA BOOM BA ♪
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> ♪ BOOM BA DA DA BOOM ♪
♪ BOOM BA DA DA BOOM BA ♪
>> K'nuckles: THEY'RE SITTING
DUCKS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS --
[ GASPS ]
>> ♪ HOT TOWELS ♪
>> K'nuckles: THE HOT-TOWEL
TREATMENT.
HE'S GOT US BEAT.
>> Flapjack: YOU'LL COME UP WITH
SOMETHING.
YOU'RE CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: NOW, WHO TOLD YOU
THAT?
>> Flapjack: YOU DID.
>> K'nuckles: SO, I DID, SO, I
DID.
[ LAUGHS ]
WELL, HERE IT GOES.
[ MUMBLING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: QUIET, BOY.
I'M THINKING.
>> Flapjack: THEN WHY IS YOUR
BRAIN SO QUIET?
>> Bubbie: 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T
HAVE ONE.
>> K'nuckles: WOULD YOU RATHER
WAIT FOR THE BOY TO THINK OF
SOMETHING?
>> Flapjack: I ALREADY THOUGHT
OF SOMETHING.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
>> ♪ HE'LL CUT YOUR HAIR AND
STEAL YOUR MAP AND BEAT YOU TO
THE TREASURE ♪
♪ FOR HE'S A THIEVING BARBER ♪
>> ♪ AND TO DO SO IS MY --
MM-HMM -- PLEASURE ♪
>> ♪ TO DO SO IS HIS PLEASURE ♪
[ FARTS ]
♪ HE LOVES HIS JOB, HE REALLY
DOES ♪
>> Bubbie: OH, BOYS.
I'M LOOKING FOR A BIG, STRONG
BARBER.
I SCOURED THE GLOBE, AND NO ONE
WILL CUT MY HAIR.
I GUESS IT'S JUST TOO MUCH TO
HANDLE.
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> [ CHIRPING ]
[ CRUNCH! ]
[ WHIP! WHIP! CREAK! WHOOSH! ]
>> All: [ GASP ]
>> ♪ LOOK AT THOSE SPLIT ENDS ♪
>> ♪ THE FLAKY SCALP ♪
>> ♪ SALTWATER DAMAGE ♪
[ DING! ]
>> MADAM, I ACCEPT YOUR
CHALLENGE.
THE TREASURE CAN WAIT.
[ DING! ]
>> ♪ BOOM BA DA DA BOOM BA ♪
>> BRING US RIGHT ALONGSIDE HER.
[ CREAK! WHOOSH! ]
[ CREAK! WHOOSH! ]
>> Flapjack: THAT'LL KEEP THEM
BUSY.
>> GET THOSE CURLERS READY,
BOYS.
>> ♪ AHH ♪
>> ♪ AHH ♪
>> ♪ AHH ♪
>> NOW, MISS, YOU MAY FEEL A
SLIGHT TUG.
MM.
>> OH, THAT TICKLES.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> All: UH-OH.
>> STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.
HOLD STILL.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: GOOD PLAN, FLAP.
QUICKLY NOW.
THESE TOWELS WILL NEVER HURT
ANYONE AGAIN.
>> Both: [ GASP ]
[ CREAK! BLINK! ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAP! THE MAP!
[ LAUGHS ]
OOH!
[ SPROING! ]
>> YOU ALMOST HAD ME. MM.
BUT I ALWAYS CARRY A HAIRNET IN
CASE A CUSTOMER NEEDS A PERM.
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMS ]
>> ♪ BOOM BA DA BOOM ♪
♪ DA BOOM ♪
♪ DA BOOM ♪
♪ DA BOOM ♪
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
AAH!
>> ♪ AHA AHA AHA HA ♪
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
>> NOW HAND OVER THE BOY SO I
CAN...
GIVE HIM A HAIRCUT.
[ SNIP! SNIP! SNIP! ]
>> ♪ 'CAUSE BARBERS DON'T KNOW
HOW TO RE-E-E-E-E-AD ♪
>> K'nuckles: I THOUGHT YOU WAS
GONNA KILL US.
YOU GOT A PLACE WHERE I CAN SWAB
MY POOP DECK?
>> ♪ OH, NO ♪
♪ HE DID NO-O-O-O-O-O-T ♪
[ TICKING ]
[ CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! ]
>> Flapjack: I CAN SEE!
HOW DO I LOOK?
>> K'nuckles: LIKE AN ISLAND
FULL OF CANDY.
NOW READ THE MAP!
[ DOING! ]
>> Flapjack: THIS ISN'T A MAP TO
CANDIED ISLAND.
>> Both: WHAT?!
>> Flapjack: IT'S A MAP TO THE
GREATEST TREASURE OF ALL...
FRIENDSHIP.
"DEAR, K'NUCKLES, I TREASURE OUR
FRIENDSHIP.
LOVE, FLAPJACK."
I MADE IT FOR YOU LAST NIGHT
WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING, AND THE
"X" IS A KISS ON THE CHEEK.
[ SLOOP! CREAK! ]
[ SMOOCHES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> IN ALL MY YEARS OF BARBERING,
THAT IS THE WEIRDEST CHILD I
HAVE EVER SEEN.
>> ♪ AHH ♪
>> Flapjack: HEY.
WHAT ABOUT BUBBIE'S HAIRDO?
>> Bubbie: DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME,
BABY.
I GAVE MYSELF A HOT-TOWEL
TREATMENT.
>> Flapjack: OH.
IT LOOKS GOOD.
THE END.
>> ♪ THE E-E-E-E-ND ♪
>> Flapjack: GOOD MORNING,
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: BOY, THE ONLY GOOD
THING ABOUT MORNING IS SLEEPING
THROUGH IT.
>> Flapjack: UNLESS IT'S THE
MORNING OF ADVENTURE.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT ADVENTURE?
>> Flapjack: I'M KEEPING A DIARY
ABOUT IT.
IT STARTS LAST NIGHT WITH US
GOING TO THE CANDY BARREL AND
YOU EATING ALL THE CANDY AND
FALLING DOWN AND SAYING THAT I
WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND AND
PROMISING TO TAKE ME ON AN
EXCITING ADVENTURE.
>> K'nuckles: IT WAS A LONG
NIGHT, FLAPJACK.
I'M SURE I SAID A LOT OF THINGS.
>> Flapjack: THAT'S IN HERE,
TOO.
[ BLINK! BLINK! ]
>> K'nuckles: WHERE'D I SAY WE
WERE GOING?
>> Flapjack: THAT'S THE EXCITING
PART.
YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME YET.
>> K'nuckles: OH. OKAY.
WE'RE GOING...TO...
DO MY LAUNDRY.
[ DING! DING! ]
>> Flapjack: I THINK...I'M A
LITTLE...DISAPPOINTED.
>> K'nuckles: DISAPPOINTMENT IS
THE BEST ADVENTURE OF ALL.
>> Flapjack: IT IS?
>> K'nuckles: DO YOU FEEL ALL
HOLLOW INSIDE?
>> Flapjack: YES.
>> K'nuckles: YOU WISHED YOU'D
STAYED IN BED THIS MORNING?
>> Flapjack: A LITTLE.
>> K'nuckles: EVER FELT THAT WAY
BEFORE?
>> Flapjack: NOPE.
>> K'nuckles: ADVENTURE!
>> Flapjack: ADVENTURE!
BYE, BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: OH, BYE, BABY.
HAVE A FUN TIME.
>> Flapjack: ME AND K'NUCKLES
ALWAYS HAVE A FUN TIME.
>> K'nuckles: IT'S TRUE.
I'M A GREAT ADVENTURER.
>> Bubbie: OH, YEAH.
HEY, WELL, H-HAVE A FUN TIME...
TOGETHER.
>> Flapjack: TOGETHER!
[ HONK! ]
>> Bubbie: I'LL...JUST BE HERE
THEN...ALONE.
>> Flapjack: OKAY. BYE, BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: BYE, BABY.
>> Flapjack: HMM.
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAP.
[ WIND HOWLING ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
[ POP! CREAK! ]
GOT YOUR NOSE.
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ]
[ HONK! HONK! ]
THAT'S MY SOCK, BOY.
>> Flapjack: [ SCREAMING ]
>> K'nuckles: HEY.
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO LOOK LIKE
ME, YOU SHOULD CARRY MY LAUNDRY.
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
OOH!
HEY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH?
>> Flapjack: I THINK BUBBIE
LOOKS SAD TODAY.
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T WANT TO
THINK ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> Flapjack: I'M SERIOUS, CAP'N.
WHAT DO YOU THINK'S WRONG WITH
HER?
>> K'nuckles: SHE'S PROBABLY
JUST BORED SITTING AROUND ALL
DAY.
>> Flapjack: SHE CAN'T SIT
AROUND ALL DAY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: OKAY. WHATEVER.
YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S GO.
NOW, FLAPJACK, I'M GOING TO SING
YOU A SONG ABOUT HOW ADVENTURERS
DO LAUNDRY.
♪ OHHHHHHH ♪
♪ THIS IS THE WAY WE WASH MY
CLOTHES ♪
♪ WASH MY CLOTHES, WASH MY...
CLOTHES ♪
>> Flapjack: HOW LONG DOES IT
TAKE?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE NEVER WASHED MY CLOTHES
BEFORE.
>> Flapjack: LET'S GO SPY ON
BUBBIE AND SEE WHAT SHE DOES ALL
DAY.
[ DING! ]
[ SLOOP! ]
[ SLOOP! ]
>> K'nuckles: THAR SHE IS.
>> Flapjack: LOOKING GOOD,
BUBB--
>> K'nuckles: HERE'S THE THING
ABOUT SPYING -- NEVER TELL
SOMEONE YOU'RE SPYING ON THAT
YOU'RE SPYING ON THEM.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S HOW YOU
CATCH THEM DOING STUFF.
>> Flapjack: OH.
>> K'nuckles: SHE'S NOT DOING
ANYTHING.
>> Flapjack: GIVE HER A CHANCE.
IT'S ONLY BEEN ONE MINUTE.
>> Both: [ SNORING ]
>> Bubbie: THERE YOU ARE.
YOU MUST HAVE HAD A LOT OF
LAUNDRY.
>> K'nuckles: THAT WAS HORRIBLE.
SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ALL DAY,
AND I SAW THE WHOLE THING.
>> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY, CAP'N.
SHE'LL DO SOMETHING WHEN WE SPY
ON HER TOMORROW.
>> K'nuckles: DON'T YOU GET IT,
BOY?
BUBBIE'S BORING.
>> Flapjack: BORING? BUBBIE?
THAT'S CRAZY.
[ SEA GULLS SQUAWKING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: STILL SPYING ON
BORE-BIE?
>> Flapjack: I MUST BE BAD AT
SPYING.
I'M JUST NOT SEEING ALL THE NEAT
STUFF SHE'S DOING.
>> K'nuckles: MM-HMM.
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> K'nuckles: WAITING FOR MY
LAUNDRY.
>> Flapjack: HOW LONG ARE YOU
GONNA --
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, I'VE PROVED
BUBBIE'S NOT BORING.
SEE?
I KEPT A JOURNAL OF EVERYTHING
SHE DID -- HER WHOLE WEEK.
AND AS YOU CAN SEE...
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?
BUBBIE? BUBBIE?
WHY DON'T YOU MOVE?!
WHY WON'T YOU LOOK AT ME?!
ARE YOU MAD AT ME?!
PLEASE, BUBBIE, JUST TELL ME --
WHAT?!
>> Bubbie: WHAT'S THE MATTER,
CHILD?
OH, WHY, THAT'S MY DECOY,
SWEETIE.
I LEAVE IT HERE WHENEVER I GO
OUT.
>> Flapjack: OH.
>> Bubbie: IT IS PRETTY UGLY,
ISN'T IT?
FOOLED YOU, THOUGH.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: I'LL SAY.
I SPIED ON YOU ALL WEEK, AND I
THOUGHT YOU HADN'T MOVED A
MUSCLE.
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, HAVE YOU
BEEN PEEPING?
>> Flapjack: WELL, OF COURSE.
>> Bubbie: DON'T YOU KNOW THAT
PEEPING IS WRONG?
>> Flapjack: THEN WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?!
SO, APPARENTLY PEEPING MEANS
SPYING, AND SPYING IS WRONG.
I SURE LEARNED MY LESSON, LET ME
TELL YOU.
>> K'nuckles: AND I LEARNED
NEVER TO JUDGE A WHALE BY ITS
BLUBBER.
>> Flapjack: NOW, WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
>> K'nuckles: I THOUGHT BUBBIE
WAS BORING.
BUT ANYONE WHO USES A DECOY IS
UP TO SOME SNEAKY SHENANIGANS.
[ POP! ]
FLAP?
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
OOH!
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> [ SOBBING ]
>> Flapjack: [ STRAINING ]
[ CREAK! ]
>> ALL I DID WAS LOOK AT THAT
GINGERBREAD WOMAN.
NO, I DON'T THINK SHE'S AS SWEET
AS YOU, CANDYWIFE.
I-I HATE HER!
[ SOBBING ]
>> Bubbie: OOH.
YOU GONNA GET IT NOW,
PEPPERMINT LARRY.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE?
YOU'RE PEEPING?
>> Bubbie: IT'S NOT WHAT IT
LOOKS LIKE, FLAPJACK.
I'M ONLY DOING IT THIS ONE TIME,
BECAUSE I WANTED TO WATCH
PEPPERMINT LARRY, BECAUSE I KNEW
HIS CANDYWIFE WAS MAD AT HIM,
AND I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA
FIGHT AND I REALLY WANTED TO SEE
THAT MAN --
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, YOU SAID
PEEPING WAS WRONG.
>> Bubbie: YOU'RE RIGHT,
FLAPJACK.
PEEPING IS WRONG.
AND EVEN THOUGH I ONLY DID IT
THIS ONE TIME, I PROMISE I'LL
NEVER PEEP AGAIN.
>> Flapjack: I PROMISE, TOO.
>> Bubbie: YOU ALREADY PROMISED.
>> Flapjack: OH, YEAH.
WELL, THEN I PROMISE 2.
[ LAUGHS ]
HEY, CAP'N, GUESS WHAT BUBBIE
DID.
>> K'nuckles: NO.
>> Flapjack: UM...HOW'S THE
LAUNDRY?
>> K'nuckles: STUPID.
>> Both: [ CHIRPING ]
>> Flapjack: [ CHIRPING ]
>> K'nuckles: VERY FUNNY,
FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: UM...WELL, YOU WANT
ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT WHAT BUBBIE
DID?
>> K'nuckles: IS IT SOMETHING
SHE DOESN'T WANT ME TO KNOW
ABOUT?
>> Flapjack: MM-HMM.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, HOW ABOUT
YOU SPIN THAT YARN OVER TO
CANDY BARREL?
I'M GETTING TIRED OF WATCHING
THIS.
>> All: [ CHIRPING ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> K'nuckles: UH,
PEPPERMINT LARRY, GIVE US TWO --
>> HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN MY
CANDY-PROOF VEST ANYWHERE?
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> K'nuckles: WHY DO YOU NEED A
CANDY-PROOF VEST?
>> JUST A PRECAUTION.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ SLOOP! ]
[ GULP! ]
>> K'nuckles: GEE.
PEPPERMINT LARRY SEEMS A LITTLE
NERVOUS TODAY, HUH, FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: ALL WILL BE
REVEALED WHEN I TELL YOU MY
TALE.
>> Both: [ GULPING ]
>> Flapjack: SO, IT ALL STARTED
WHEN I FOLLOWED BUBBIE UNDER THE
DOCKS, AND...
BLAH, BLAH, BLEE, BLAH, BLAH.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLEE, BLEE.
AND, BOY, WAS CANDYWIFE MAD.
AND SO...
BLAH, BLAH, BLEE, BLAH, BLAH.
WHICH IS EXACTLY THE SAME THING
SHE TOLD ME NOT TO DO.
SO I SAID TO HER, "BUBBIE, YOU
SAID PEEPING WAS WRONG."
AND YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID,
K'NUCKLES?
>> K'nuckles: UH, WHAT?
>> Flapjack: SHE SAID SHE
PROMISED TO NEVER PEEP AGAIN!
BUBBIE?!
[ CREAK! POP! ]
[ ZIP! ZIP! ]
>> Bubbie: OH, HI.
UH, NO, I-I WAS JUST DOWN HERE
HOLDING UP THE HARBOR WITH MY...
FACE.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: I TRIED TO QUIT
PEEPING, PUMPKIN, BUT THESE
PEEPHOLES ARE MY FRIENDS.
>> Flapjack: THAT'S CRAZY.
A HOLE CAN'T BE YOUR FRIEND.
>> K'nuckles: THERE'S ALL KINDS
OF FRIENDS, BOY.
[ GULPING ]
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! ]
THERE'S ALL KINDS OF FRIENDS.
>> Bubbie: AND THESE FRIENDS
TELL ME STORIES.
THAT ONE TELLS ME THAT
SLIPPERY PETE HATES MASSAGING.
BUT I DON'T THINK SHE NOTICES.
AND ACCORDING TO THIS ONE,
DR. BARBER SAVES ALL THE HAIR HE
CUTS AND FEEDS IT TO SOMETHING
IN HIS BASEMENT.
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> Bubbie: HE CAN'T CUT HAIR
FAST ENOUGH TO PLEASE THAT
THING.
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, BUT THIS PEEPHOLE IS MY
FAVORITE.
[ CREAK! SLOOP! ]
LOOK AT THAT WHALE SPYING ON
OTHER PEOPLE ALL DAY.
OH, SO SAD.
[ SLOOP! SLUMP! ]
SHE OBVIOUSLY HAS NO LIFE OF HER
OWN.
[ SLOOP! SLUMP! ]
I'M SO LONELY!
I'M SO LONELY!
[ SOBBING ]
YOU TWO HAVE ALL YOUR ADVENTURES
TOGETHER, AND ALL I HAVE ARE MY
STUPID PEEPHOLES!
[ SOBBING ]
I'M SORRY YOU HAVE TO SEE ME
THIS WAY, FLAP, BABY.
[ CREAK! POP! ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, BUBBIE, YOU
KNOW WHAT I SEE?
>> Bubbie: WHAT?
>> Flapjack: SOMEONE WHOSE REAL
FRIENDS HAVE LET HER DOWN.
I'M SORRY, BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: OH, BABY.
>> Flapjack: OH, BUBBIE.
>> K'nuckles: OH...
[ GAGS ]
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, HOW WOULD
YOU LIKE TO ACCOMPANY
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES AND ME FOR THE
GREATEST ADVENTURE EVER?
>> Bubbie: THAT SOUNDS
WONDERFUL, BABY.
>> I'M SO GLAD THINGS ARE BACK
TO NORMAL, MY SWEET CANDYWIFE.
I WOULD SAY WE SHOULD DRINK A
TOAST, BUT YOU CAN'T DRINK
TOAST.
[ LAUGHS ]
AHH.
CANDYWIFE, ARE YOU SURE YOU
MIXED THE STRAWBERRY JUICE
CORRECTLY?
THIS IS KIND OF...STRANGE.
CANDYWIFE, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY
DRINK?
YOU PUT SOMETHING IN IT, DIDN'T
YOU?
PICKLE JUICE!
[ Sobbing ] I DON'T EVEN LIKE
PICKLE JUICE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HMM?
>> All: [ GASP ]
[ CREAK! POP! ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, IT WON'T
GO BACK IN!
DO SOMETHING!
>> Flapjack: EYE, EYE, CAP'N.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]