The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 1, Episode 19 - Fish Heads - full transcript
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪
♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
>> Flapjack: [ PANTING ]
AAH!
[ GULLS CRYING ]
WE MADE IT, FRIEND.
I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO BE AN
ADVENTURER!
WE CAN HAVE PINCHING CONTESTS.
WE ARE GONNA HAVE A --
[ GULL SCREECHES ]
[ GASPS ]
OH, CANNONBALLS.
[ RUMBLING ]
[ CLACK! CLACK! CLACK! ]
AAH! AAH! AAH!
OOH.
[ RELAXING MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> K'nuckles: EH?
WHOA!
WHAAH!
[ PANTING ]
OH, GEE!
[ SCREECH! ]
>> [ SQUAWKS ]
>> K'nuckles: THIS IS THE END!
>> Flapjack: I'LL SAVE YOU,
CAP'N!
FAILURE.
AH...
AHHH...
CHOO!
[ CLACK! CLACK! CLACK! ]
>> [ SQUAWKING ]
>> Flapjack: AND -- AND
K'NUCKLES WAS CRYING!
>> K'nuckles: THEY WERE POISON
TEARS!
I WAS POISONING THE CRAB!
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
SO I HAD TO JUMP IN AND, BOOSH!
HUBBA BOOSH!
I BLINDED THE CRAB, BUBBIE.
IT WAS WONDERFUL.
>> Bubbie: OH, FUNNY HONEY.
>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLES ]
>> Bubbie: YOU'RE K'NUCKLES'
LITTLE GUARDIAN ANGEL, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE GUARDIAN
ANGELS, BUBBIE?
>> K'nuckles: HMM...
>> Bubbie: WELL, BABY, ANGELS
ARE SAILORS WHO LIVED RIGHT AND
EARNED THEIR WINGS.
BUT TO BECOME A GUARDIAN ANGEL,
YOU NEED TO HAVE BEEN DESIGNATED
BY ANGEL KISSES.
WHEN YOU WERE BORN, AN ANGEL
MUST HAVE SWOOPED DOWN AND
KISSED YOUR TUSHY.
>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLES ]
>> Bubbie: AND YOU BECAME
BLESSED AS THE CHOSEN GUARDIAN
OF ONE HOPELESS SOUL THAT WOULD
NEED YOUR PROTECTION FOREVER,
AND THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE.
>> K'nuckles: NOT TRUE!
NOT TRUE, BUBBIE!
YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING ME NOT TO
LIE TO THIS KID.
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
BUBBIE'S FULL OF SALT WATER,
FLAPJACK.
LOUSY WHALE.
LOUSY WORDS!
COME ON, FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: I'LL PROTECT YOU,
CAP'N.
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, HONEY,
WAIT!
K'NUCKLES ISN'T WORTH IT!
HE'S A LOST CAUSE, BABY!
>> Flapjack: [ Thinking ] BUT
HE'S MY LOST CAUSE, BUBBIE, AND
I'M GONNA FIND HIM.
[ PANTING ]
>> K'nuckles: STOP IT!
>> Flapjack: I HAVE TO PROTECT
YOU, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: I CAN TAKE CARE OF
MY-- WHOOOOAAAA!
[ BIRD CRIES ]
THERE'S A PIECE OF CANDY STUCK
TO THAT BIRD'S BACK!
HEE-YAW!
[ GULLS CRYING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
>> K'nuckles: AAAH!
EH?
[ ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
UH, THANKS FOR SAVING MY LIFE,
FLAPJACK.
NOW, UM, GET AWAY FROM ME.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
NO WAY!
I HAVE A COSMIC DUTY.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, THAT DUTY IS
PHOOEY!
PLUS, I'M A GROWN MAN!
I CAN TAKE CARE OF ME!
WHOOOOAAAA!
>> Flapjack: DON'T TOUCH THAT
PIRANHA!
ICE CREAM CONES ARE SHARP!
DON'T STARE AT THE SUN!
WATCH FOR SPLINTERS!
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
CAP'N K'NUCKLES?
[ FLY BUZZES ]
[ PING! ]
WATCH OUT FOR THAT FLY.
>> HMM. NOW SAY "AHH."
>> K'nuckles: AAAH!
>> EH?
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]
>> CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM,
HMM?
>> K'nuckles: IT'S THAT BOY,
DOC.
EVER SINCE HE SNEEZED ON THAT
GIANT CRAB AND THEN THAT WHALE
MADE HIM AN ANGEL, HE -- HE
WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!
>> GIANT CRAB, HMM?
HMM...
I KNOW JUST THE THING.
>> K'nuckles: I'M SERIOUS!
I CAN'T HAVE FUN ANYMORE!
THAT BOY WILL FOLLOW ME TO THE
GRAVE!
>> HMM.
TELL ME, K'NUCKLES, HAVE YOU
EVER CONSIDERED...
FAKING YOUR OWN DEATH?
>> K'nuckles: YOU CAN DO THAT?
>> SURE, I DO IT ALL THE TIME.
FIRST, I'LL HYPNOTIZE YOU INTO A
SLEEP-LIKE STATE.
THEN, AFTER THE "FUNERAL," I'LL
SPRINKLE A FEW DROPS OF
REVIVIN'
TONIC ON YOU.
AND THEN YOU CAN LEAVE TOWN
FOREVER.
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
>> YES. HMM.
NOW, MR. K'NUCKLES...
HYPNOTIZE.
HYPNOTIZE.
MM-HMM.
YES.
HYPNOTIZE.
HYPNOTIZE.
YES.
HYPNOTIZE.
>> K'nuckles: AH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
EVERYTHING'S COMATOSE ROSES.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ ORGAN PLAYS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ Thinking ]
HA HA HA HA HA!
SUCKERS!
OOH.
>> GOOD -- GOODBYE...
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
[ SOBBING ]
>> K'nuckles: HEY, WHAT HAPPENED
TO HER ACCENT?
>> GOODBYE, K'NUCKLES.
WINK.
DID I JUST SAY THAT ALOUD?
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, WE HARDLY
KNEW YE, AND WE HARDLY WANTED
TO!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
AH AH HA HA HA HA HA!
BUT, SERIOUSLY, FOLKS, WHAT A
TRAGEDY.
YOU KNOW, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES WAS
CALLED A LOT OF THINGS...
A-A THIEF...
A LIAR...
A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING...
NE'ER-DO-WELL, CHEAP, UGLY.
WELL, THAT CONCLUDES OUR
SERVICE.
AND NOW FOR A MOMENT OF SILENCE.
>> Flapjack: WAIT!
>> All: HUH?
[ GRUMBLING ]
>> Flapjack: [ Crying ] I...
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING.
>> OF COURSE. OF COURSE.
FLAPJACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
>> Flapjack: [ SNIFFLES ]
CAP'N K'NUCKLES WAS...
HE WAS...
YOU WERE GREAT, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: [ Thinking ]
AH, THE BOY THINKS I'M GREAT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Flapjack: [ CRYING ]
I TRIED, K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: HEH-HEH.
I REALLY MEAN A LOT TO FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: [ Sobbing ] BUBBIE
SAID -- B-BUBBIE SAID YOU WERE
A LOST CAUSE.
>> K'nuckles: LOUSY WHALE.
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE IN A BETTER
PLACE NOW, K'NUCKLES!
>> BETTER PLACE?
OH [CHUCKLES] I ALMOST FORGOT.
I'M SUPPOSED TO START MY
VACATION TODAY.
[ SNAP! ]
[ DING! ]
I'VE EARNED THIS.
>> K'nuckles: WAIT!
[ CHEERING ]
[ FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> I STILL FEEL LIKE I'M
FORGETTING SOMETHING.
[ GASPS ]
OF COURSE, TO RELAX.
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> Flapjack: I'M SORRY I
COULDN'T SAVE YOU, K'NUCKLES.
I...I TRIED!
AND --
[ THUNK! ]
WHY WOULD...
[ THUNK! ]
WHY DID ANGELS HAVE TO KISS MY
BOTTOM?!
[ THUNK! ]
>> K'nuckles: YES, FLAPJACK.
KNOCK THAT TONIC OVER.
>> Flapjack: I [SNIFFLES] FAILED
YOU!
[ THUNK! ]
>> K'nuckles: YES! YES!
KNOCK IT OVER!
[ THUNK! ]
>> Flapjack: [ Sobbing ] I'M
GONNA MISS YOU, CAPTAIN!
[ SOBBING ]
[ THUNK! ]
WHOOP!
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
>> WELL, IF THERE ISN'T ANY MORE
POUNDING...
[ LAUGHS ]
...I NEED TO WRAP THE BODY AND
DUMP IT INTO THE OCEAN NOW.
>> K'nuckles: EEE!
[ BELL TOLLS ]
[ WIND HOWLING ]
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES!
K'NUCKLES [SNIFFLES] I HOPE THAT
YOU'LL WATCH OVER ME AFTER YOU
GO 'CAUSE...[SNIFFLES]
'CAUSE GUARDIAN ANGELS NEED
GUARDIAN ANGELS, TOO!
>> K'nuckles: [ Aloud ]
[ GRUNTING ]
AH!
I'M GONNA END THAT BARBER!
>> Flapjack: MY CAPTAIN!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOREVER!
>> K'nuckles: I'M NOT.
EH, YOU DID GOOD, FLAP.
BUT, UH, HOW'D YOU KNOW ABOUT
THE TONIC?
>> Flapjack: WH-WHAT TONIC?
>> K'nuckles: HUBBA WHA?!
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU
BROUGHT ME TO LIFE WITHOUT THIS?
>> Flapjack: UH-HUH.
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
THAT'S CRAZY AND IMPOSSIBLE!
>> Flapjack: IS IT, CAP'N?
OR IS IT A MIRACLE?!
>> K'nuckles: T-T-T-THERE'S GOT
TO BE AN EXPLANATION!
"100% GENUINE GUARDIAN ANGEL
TEARS"?!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
THAT MEANS --
>> K'nuckles: IT DOESN'T MEAN
ANYTHING.
>> Bubbie: IT MEANS YOU REALLY
ARE AN ANGEL, BABY, THE SWEETEST
LITTLE ANGEL IN STORM-ALONG.
>> Flapjack: I LOVE YOU, BUBBIE.
I LOVE YOU, CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHS ]
I GUESS SOMEONE UP THERE REALLY
IS LOOKING OUT FOR US.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> YES, BUBBIE, A MAN OF
SCIENCE.
MM-HMM.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> EXCUSE ME, CAN I SEE YOUR
TICKET?
>> UM...UH...UM...
HYPNOTIZE.
HYPNOTIZE.
[ THUD! ]
HYPNOTIZE.
HYPNOTIZE.
[ BELL RINGING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: [ EXHALES ]
>> ♪ FLAPJACK'S SECRET DIARY! ♪
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
I LOVE YOU, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
>> Flapjack: HMM.
[ Thinking ] DEAR DIARY...
[ FFT! FFT! FFT! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ]
HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE?!
>> Flapjack: UH...
>> K'nuckles: YOU WRITING A...
DIARY?
>> Flapjack: NO.
[ FFT! FFT! ]
>> K'nuckles: HEH.
I BET IT'S FULL OF STUFF ABOUT
ME, HUH?
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Flapjack: OH, REALLY,
CAPTAIN.
THIS IS A PRIVATE AFFAIR.
[ FFT! FFT! FFT! ]
[ TWINKLE! ]
♪ CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES,
THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD ♪
♪ WITH COURAGE AND HONOR,
HIS GLORY SHALL UNFURL ♪
♪ HIS BEAUTY UNENDING ♪
♪ HIS SAILING SKILLS ARE GRAND ♪
♪ HE'S CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, THE
FINEST ADVENTURER IN THE LAND ♪
♪ LA-A-A-A-ND ♪
♪ LA-A-A-A-ND ♪
♪ LA-A-A-A-ND ♪
♪ LA-A-A-A-ND ♪
♪ LA-A-A-A-ND ♪
♪ LA-A-A-A-ND ♪
>> Flapjack: [ INHALES ]
♪ LA-A-A-A-A ♪
[ INHALES ]
>> K'nuckles: HEY, FLAP, WHERE
DID YOU PUT YOUR DIARY?
>> Flapjack: [ YAWNS ]
THAT'S PERSONAL, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
AW, COME ON, FLAP.
JUST TELL ME WHERE IT IS.
>> Flapjack: IT'S IN ITS SECRET
SPOT.
>> K'nuckles: DON'T SASS ME,
BOY!
DON'T SASS ME, OR I'LL SASS YOU!
>> Bubbie: WHAT'S GOING ON IN
THERE?
K'NUCKLES, YOU LET MY BABY
SLEEP.
>> K'nuckles: BUT I JUST
WANNA --
>> Bubbie: I SAID YOU LET MY
BABY SLEEP, K'NUCKLES.
THAT'S YOUR SECOND WARNING.
>> Flapjack: Sorry, Cap'n.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK...
I SWEAR BY ALL THE OCEANS IN THE
SEVEN SEAS I WILL FIND THAT
DIARY, AND I WILL READ IT!
>> Flapjack: OH, NO!
[ BELL DINGS ]
>> LOOKING INTO BUYING A LAMP?
>> K'nuckles: UM, HUH?
ARE YOU A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR?
[ CREAK! ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> [ WHISTLES ]
YES, I AM.
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
>> K'nuckles: SOMEONE I KNOW IS
HIDING MY, UH, MARBLES FROM ME.
>> MARBLES?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, MARBLES.
>> I SUGGEST YOU SPY...
IN DISGUISE.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DISGUISE
SHOULD I WEAR?
>> SEE THAT BIG LAMP OVER THERE?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT BIG LAMP?
>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.
PERFECT DISGUISE.
>> Secret!
>> Flapjack: HMM?
HMM...
[ SPROING! ]
HMM.
[ YAWNS ]
[ YAWNS ]
YAWN, YAWN, YAWN.
GOOD NIGHT, BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: NIGHT, SLEEPYHEAD.
>> Flapjack: GOOD NIGHT,
CAPTAIN...
WHEREVER YOU ARE TONIGHT.
MM.
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ GULLS CRYING ]
HEY, FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: OH, HEY, CAP'N.
WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?
>> K'nuckles: I WAS, UH -- I WAS
COUNTING BIRDS.
>> Flapjack: OH, YEAH?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH!
I COUNTED ONE HUNDRED AND
ELEVENTY-FIVE BIRDS.
>> Flapjack: I-IS THAT A GAME?
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES
NERVOUSLY ]
UH, YEAH, FLAP, IT'S A GAME.
YOU WANT TO PLAY?
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
>> K'nuckles: THEN GET GOING!
>> Flapjack: I BET I CAN COUNT
MORE BIRDS THAN YOU!
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I BET YOU
CAN, BOY.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
I BET YOU.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Bubbie: [ SNORING ]
[ SPITS ]
[ SNORING CONTINUES ]
>> K'nuckles: AH, HERE WE GO.
LET'S SEE.
CAPTAIN K--
OH.
OKAY, HERE.
IT SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT MY,
UH...
AH, THIS DIARY DON'T MAKE SENSE.
IT'S GOT WORDS ALL OVER IT!
>> Bubbie: HUH? W-WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: HMM?
>> Bubbie: WELL, NOW, WHAT'S
THIS?
FLAPJACK'S SECRET DIARY.
>> ♪ FLAPJACK'S SECRET DIARY! ♪
>> Bubbie: OH, I REALLY
SHOULDN'T.
I REALLY, REALLY...
OH, JUST ONE PAGE WOULDN'T HURT.
NOW I CAN READ ALL ABOUT MY
LITTLE DUMPLIN'!
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]
OH, YEAH.
>> Bubbie: "BUBBIE IS SO NICE.
SHE IS SMOOTH.
OH, TODAY," HMM, "BUBBIE'S
BREATH SMELLED EXTRA BAD."
>> Flapjack: HI, BUBBIE!
SEEN ANY BIRDS AROUND HERE?
>> Bubbie: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO TALK TO ME AND MY MOUTH?
IT DOESN'T STINK TOO MUCH FOR
YOU?
>> Flapjack: I WOULD NEVER SAY
THAT.
>> Bubbie: I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID,
AND IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE IN YOUR
DIARY!
>> Flapjack: OH!
YOU, BUBBIE?
I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD INVADE
MY PRIVACY.
>> Bubbie: I'M SORRY I READ YOUR
DIARY, AND I PROMISE NEVER TO DO
IT AGAIN.
FORGIVE ME?
>> Flapjack: I FORGIVE YOU,
BUBBIE.
BUT NOW I HAVE TO PUT IT IN A
NEW, EXTRA-SPECIAL SECRET HIDING
SPOT, ONE THAT NO ONE WILL EVER
FIND.
>> K'nuckles: AH, CRABS.
HMM!
AH! I LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
THAT DIARY JUST AIN'T HERE.
>> Bubbie: SURE IT IS.
YOU'RE JUST TOO K'NUCKLEHEADED
TO FIND IT.
>> K'nuckles: AH, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE IT IS, EITHER.
>> Bubbie: I KNOW MY OWN BODY,
FOOL!
>> K'nuckles: THEN WHERE IS IT?
>> Bubbie: I'M NOT TELLIN' YOU.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: HMPH!
[ DING! ]
HMM, YEAH, I COULD SEE WHY YOU
WOULDN'T WANT ANYBODY LOOKIN' AT
IT, YOU KNOW, UH, CONSIDERIN'
FLAPJACK'S BEEN WRITING ALL
ABOUT YOU AGAIN.
>> Bubbie: WHAT?!
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, WELL, DON'T
TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF.
>> Bubbie: MAYBE I WILL...
[ SPITS ]
...JUST TO PROVE YOU WRONG.
[ GURGLING ]
NOW, LET'S SEE...
>> K'nuckles: OH, I KNOW EXACTLY
WHERE IT IS.
UH, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES...
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES...
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
>> Bubbie: CAPTAIN K-WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: HUH? OH, YEAH.
BUBBIE, BUBBIE, BUBBIE.
"BUBBIE SMELLS LIKE A WRESTLER.
BUBBIE NEEDS TO SHAVE.
BUBBIE HAS OCTOPUS LIPS.
BUBBIE NEEDS TO SWIM A FEW LAPS.
BUBBIE CLUMSY.
BUBBIE CLUMPY.
BUBBIE SEA MONSTER.
BUBBIE CROSSED EGGS EYES."
>> Bubbie: [ CRYING ]
>> K'nuckles: WHY IS THERE
NOTHING IN THERE ABOUT ME?!
>> Bubbie: CAN'T BE ALL ABOUT
ME.
THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING ABOUT
YOU.
>> K'nuckles: IT'S ALL ABOUT
YOU!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] HEY!
>> Bubbie: OH, SORRY, PUDDIN',
MUFFIN, OH, I --
>> K'nuckles: UH, IT FELL FROM
THE SKY.
>> Flapjack: I CAN'T TRUST
EITHER OF YOU.
I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LIVE ON
MY OWN.
>> Bubbie: BUT, BABY!
>> Flapjack: LIKE A HERMIT!
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ INHALES ]
WHOO!
YEP.
THIS IS THE LIFE, HUH?
HEH.
AHH.
LIFE OF A HERMIT.
WELL, BETTER GO AND FIND SOME
FOOD.
DON'T WANT TO STARVE TO DEATH.
[ WHISTLING ]
[ GASPS ]
YEOW-WOW-WOW!
ZOW!
ZOW! ZOW! ZOW!
YEOW-WOW-WOW!
A REAL TREASURE CHEST!
I GOT TO GO TELL
CAPTAIN K'NUCK...LES.
AW, WHO NEEDS THEM, RIGHT?
HMM. HMPH.
HMM.
[ Thinking ] DEAR DIARY...
TODAY I FOUND A TREASURE CHEST.
I WONDER WHAT'S INSIDE.
MAYBE IT'S FULL OF ICE CREAM.
BUT IT COULD ALSO BE FULL OF
SOME SNAKES.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SHOULD I OPEN IT?
DIARY?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
DIARY?
WHAT DO YOU --
[ RUSTLING ]
[ GASPS ]
>> OOK! OOK!
>> Flapjack: MONKEY, MONKEY,
MONKEY, MONKEY, MONKEY!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> OOK! OOK!
>> Flapjack: OOK! OOK!
MONKEY! OOK! OOK!
OH, MONKEY.
>> OOK! OOK!
>> Flapjack: OH, SAY, YOU'VE
BEEN EATING A LOT OF BANANAS,
FRIEND.
I'LL HELP YOU CLEAN THEM UP.
HMM, WHAT'S THIS?
"DEAR DIARY, I LIKE BANANAS."
HUH, LOOKS LIKE I FOUND OUT YOUR
LITTLE SECRET, HUH, MONKEY?
>> [ CRYING ]
>> Flapjack: WAIT!
MONKEY!
I'M...
I'M SORRY.
OH, BUBBIE, I MISS YOUR FACE.
I CAN'T REMEMBER!
[ SOBBING ]
I DON'T WANNA BE A HERMIT!
>> Bubbie: WELL, THEN COME HOME,
PUDDIN'.
>> Flapjack: YOU TWO WERE
WATCHING ME THIS WHOLE TIME?
I CAN'T EVER HAVE ANY PRIVACY!
>> Bubbie: OH, LOOK, I'M SORRY,
BABY.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN
TO LISTEN TO K'NUCKLES.
>> Flapjack: I GUESS I DID READ
THAT MONKEY'S DIARY.
I GUESS WE'RE ALL TERRIBLE
PEOPLE!
[ LAUGHING ]
>> Bubbie: YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT
GOING TO BE A TERRIBLE PERSON
BECAUSE I PROMISE NEVER TO READ
YOUR DIARY AGAIN.
>> Flapjack: I PROMISE NOT TO
READ ANYONE ELSE'S DIARY, TOO.
>> K'nuckles: I CAN'T EVEN READ!
>> Flapjack: OKAY, LET'S GO
BACK.
I JUST NEED -- HUH?
HEY, WHO TOOK MY DIARY THIS
TIME?
>> OOK! OOK!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Flapjack: OH, BOY.
TERRIBLE.
>> HMM, IT SAYS HERE, K'NUCKULUS
WAS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL
SAILORS.
HE SAVED THE SEAS FROM BECOMING
PINK.
>> OH, DON'T STOP.
GO ON.
>> ALL RIGHT, UH...
K'NUCKULUS, HE FOUGHT BEASTS,
WON MERMAID HEARTS, PICKED UP
WHALES WITH ONE ARM.
>> OH! OH!
>> OH!
[ INDISTINCT MURMURING ]
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪
♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
>> Flapjack: [ PANTING ]
AAH!
[ GULLS CRYING ]
WE MADE IT, FRIEND.
I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO BE AN
ADVENTURER!
WE CAN HAVE PINCHING CONTESTS.
WE ARE GONNA HAVE A --
[ GULL SCREECHES ]
[ GASPS ]
OH, CANNONBALLS.
[ RUMBLING ]
[ CLACK! CLACK! CLACK! ]
AAH! AAH! AAH!
OOH.
[ RELAXING MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> K'nuckles: EH?
WHOA!
WHAAH!
[ PANTING ]
OH, GEE!
[ SCREECH! ]
>> [ SQUAWKS ]
>> K'nuckles: THIS IS THE END!
>> Flapjack: I'LL SAVE YOU,
CAP'N!
FAILURE.
AH...
AHHH...
CHOO!
[ CLACK! CLACK! CLACK! ]
>> [ SQUAWKING ]
>> Flapjack: AND -- AND
K'NUCKLES WAS CRYING!
>> K'nuckles: THEY WERE POISON
TEARS!
I WAS POISONING THE CRAB!
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
SO I HAD TO JUMP IN AND, BOOSH!
HUBBA BOOSH!
I BLINDED THE CRAB, BUBBIE.
IT WAS WONDERFUL.
>> Bubbie: OH, FUNNY HONEY.
>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLES ]
>> Bubbie: YOU'RE K'NUCKLES'
LITTLE GUARDIAN ANGEL, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE GUARDIAN
ANGELS, BUBBIE?
>> K'nuckles: HMM...
>> Bubbie: WELL, BABY, ANGELS
ARE SAILORS WHO LIVED RIGHT AND
EARNED THEIR WINGS.
BUT TO BECOME A GUARDIAN ANGEL,
YOU NEED TO HAVE BEEN DESIGNATED
BY ANGEL KISSES.
WHEN YOU WERE BORN, AN ANGEL
MUST HAVE SWOOPED DOWN AND
KISSED YOUR TUSHY.
>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLES ]
>> Bubbie: AND YOU BECAME
BLESSED AS THE CHOSEN GUARDIAN
OF ONE HOPELESS SOUL THAT WOULD
NEED YOUR PROTECTION FOREVER,
AND THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE.
>> K'nuckles: NOT TRUE!
NOT TRUE, BUBBIE!
YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING ME NOT TO
LIE TO THIS KID.
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
BUBBIE'S FULL OF SALT WATER,
FLAPJACK.
LOUSY WHALE.
LOUSY WORDS!
COME ON, FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: I'LL PROTECT YOU,
CAP'N.
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, HONEY,
WAIT!
K'NUCKLES ISN'T WORTH IT!
HE'S A LOST CAUSE, BABY!
>> Flapjack: [ Thinking ] BUT
HE'S MY LOST CAUSE, BUBBIE, AND
I'M GONNA FIND HIM.
[ PANTING ]
>> K'nuckles: STOP IT!
>> Flapjack: I HAVE TO PROTECT
YOU, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: I CAN TAKE CARE OF
MY-- WHOOOOAAAA!
[ BIRD CRIES ]
THERE'S A PIECE OF CANDY STUCK
TO THAT BIRD'S BACK!
HEE-YAW!
[ GULLS CRYING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
>> K'nuckles: AAAH!
EH?
[ ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
UH, THANKS FOR SAVING MY LIFE,
FLAPJACK.
NOW, UM, GET AWAY FROM ME.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
NO WAY!
I HAVE A COSMIC DUTY.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, THAT DUTY IS
PHOOEY!
PLUS, I'M A GROWN MAN!
I CAN TAKE CARE OF ME!
WHOOOOAAAA!
>> Flapjack: DON'T TOUCH THAT
PIRANHA!
ICE CREAM CONES ARE SHARP!
DON'T STARE AT THE SUN!
WATCH FOR SPLINTERS!
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
CAP'N K'NUCKLES?
[ FLY BUZZES ]
[ PING! ]
WATCH OUT FOR THAT FLY.
>> HMM. NOW SAY "AHH."
>> K'nuckles: AAAH!
>> EH?
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]
>> CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM,
HMM?
>> K'nuckles: IT'S THAT BOY,
DOC.
EVER SINCE HE SNEEZED ON THAT
GIANT CRAB AND THEN THAT WHALE
MADE HIM AN ANGEL, HE -- HE
WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!
>> GIANT CRAB, HMM?
HMM...
I KNOW JUST THE THING.
>> K'nuckles: I'M SERIOUS!
I CAN'T HAVE FUN ANYMORE!
THAT BOY WILL FOLLOW ME TO THE
GRAVE!
>> HMM.
TELL ME, K'NUCKLES, HAVE YOU
EVER CONSIDERED...
FAKING YOUR OWN DEATH?
>> K'nuckles: YOU CAN DO THAT?
>> SURE, I DO IT ALL THE TIME.
FIRST, I'LL HYPNOTIZE YOU INTO A
SLEEP-LIKE STATE.
THEN, AFTER THE "FUNERAL," I'LL
SPRINKLE A FEW DROPS OF
REVIVIN'
TONIC ON YOU.
AND THEN YOU CAN LEAVE TOWN
FOREVER.
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
>> YES. HMM.
NOW, MR. K'NUCKLES...
HYPNOTIZE.
HYPNOTIZE.
MM-HMM.
YES.
HYPNOTIZE.
HYPNOTIZE.
YES.
HYPNOTIZE.
>> K'nuckles: AH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
EVERYTHING'S COMATOSE ROSES.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ ORGAN PLAYS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ Thinking ]
HA HA HA HA HA!
SUCKERS!
OOH.
>> GOOD -- GOODBYE...
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
[ SOBBING ]
>> K'nuckles: HEY, WHAT HAPPENED
TO HER ACCENT?
>> GOODBYE, K'NUCKLES.
WINK.
DID I JUST SAY THAT ALOUD?
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, WE HARDLY
KNEW YE, AND WE HARDLY WANTED
TO!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
AH AH HA HA HA HA HA!
BUT, SERIOUSLY, FOLKS, WHAT A
TRAGEDY.
YOU KNOW, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES WAS
CALLED A LOT OF THINGS...
A-A THIEF...
A LIAR...
A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING...
NE'ER-DO-WELL, CHEAP, UGLY.
WELL, THAT CONCLUDES OUR
SERVICE.
AND NOW FOR A MOMENT OF SILENCE.
>> Flapjack: WAIT!
>> All: HUH?
[ GRUMBLING ]
>> Flapjack: [ Crying ] I...
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING.
>> OF COURSE. OF COURSE.
FLAPJACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
>> Flapjack: [ SNIFFLES ]
CAP'N K'NUCKLES WAS...
HE WAS...
YOU WERE GREAT, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: [ Thinking ]
AH, THE BOY THINKS I'M GREAT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Flapjack: [ CRYING ]
I TRIED, K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: HEH-HEH.
I REALLY MEAN A LOT TO FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: [ Sobbing ] BUBBIE
SAID -- B-BUBBIE SAID YOU WERE
A LOST CAUSE.
>> K'nuckles: LOUSY WHALE.
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE IN A BETTER
PLACE NOW, K'NUCKLES!
>> BETTER PLACE?
OH [CHUCKLES] I ALMOST FORGOT.
I'M SUPPOSED TO START MY
VACATION TODAY.
[ SNAP! ]
[ DING! ]
I'VE EARNED THIS.
>> K'nuckles: WAIT!
[ CHEERING ]
[ FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> I STILL FEEL LIKE I'M
FORGETTING SOMETHING.
[ GASPS ]
OF COURSE, TO RELAX.
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> Flapjack: I'M SORRY I
COULDN'T SAVE YOU, K'NUCKLES.
I...I TRIED!
AND --
[ THUNK! ]
WHY WOULD...
[ THUNK! ]
WHY DID ANGELS HAVE TO KISS MY
BOTTOM?!
[ THUNK! ]
>> K'nuckles: YES, FLAPJACK.
KNOCK THAT TONIC OVER.
>> Flapjack: I [SNIFFLES] FAILED
YOU!
[ THUNK! ]
>> K'nuckles: YES! YES!
KNOCK IT OVER!
[ THUNK! ]
>> Flapjack: [ Sobbing ] I'M
GONNA MISS YOU, CAPTAIN!
[ SOBBING ]
[ THUNK! ]
WHOOP!
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
>> WELL, IF THERE ISN'T ANY MORE
POUNDING...
[ LAUGHS ]
...I NEED TO WRAP THE BODY AND
DUMP IT INTO THE OCEAN NOW.
>> K'nuckles: EEE!
[ BELL TOLLS ]
[ WIND HOWLING ]
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES!
K'NUCKLES [SNIFFLES] I HOPE THAT
YOU'LL WATCH OVER ME AFTER YOU
GO 'CAUSE...[SNIFFLES]
'CAUSE GUARDIAN ANGELS NEED
GUARDIAN ANGELS, TOO!
>> K'nuckles: [ Aloud ]
[ GRUNTING ]
AH!
I'M GONNA END THAT BARBER!
>> Flapjack: MY CAPTAIN!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOREVER!
>> K'nuckles: I'M NOT.
EH, YOU DID GOOD, FLAP.
BUT, UH, HOW'D YOU KNOW ABOUT
THE TONIC?
>> Flapjack: WH-WHAT TONIC?
>> K'nuckles: HUBBA WHA?!
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU
BROUGHT ME TO LIFE WITHOUT THIS?
>> Flapjack: UH-HUH.
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
THAT'S CRAZY AND IMPOSSIBLE!
>> Flapjack: IS IT, CAP'N?
OR IS IT A MIRACLE?!
>> K'nuckles: T-T-T-THERE'S GOT
TO BE AN EXPLANATION!
"100% GENUINE GUARDIAN ANGEL
TEARS"?!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
THAT MEANS --
>> K'nuckles: IT DOESN'T MEAN
ANYTHING.
>> Bubbie: IT MEANS YOU REALLY
ARE AN ANGEL, BABY, THE SWEETEST
LITTLE ANGEL IN STORM-ALONG.
>> Flapjack: I LOVE YOU, BUBBIE.
I LOVE YOU, CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHS ]
I GUESS SOMEONE UP THERE REALLY
IS LOOKING OUT FOR US.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> YES, BUBBIE, A MAN OF
SCIENCE.
MM-HMM.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> EXCUSE ME, CAN I SEE YOUR
TICKET?
>> UM...UH...UM...
HYPNOTIZE.
HYPNOTIZE.
[ THUD! ]
HYPNOTIZE.
HYPNOTIZE.
[ BELL RINGING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: [ EXHALES ]
>> ♪ FLAPJACK'S SECRET DIARY! ♪
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
I LOVE YOU, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
>> Flapjack: HMM.
[ Thinking ] DEAR DIARY...
[ FFT! FFT! FFT! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ]
HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE?!
>> Flapjack: UH...
>> K'nuckles: YOU WRITING A...
DIARY?
>> Flapjack: NO.
[ FFT! FFT! ]
>> K'nuckles: HEH.
I BET IT'S FULL OF STUFF ABOUT
ME, HUH?
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Flapjack: OH, REALLY,
CAPTAIN.
THIS IS A PRIVATE AFFAIR.
[ FFT! FFT! FFT! ]
[ TWINKLE! ]
♪ CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES,
THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD ♪
♪ WITH COURAGE AND HONOR,
HIS GLORY SHALL UNFURL ♪
♪ HIS BEAUTY UNENDING ♪
♪ HIS SAILING SKILLS ARE GRAND ♪
♪ HE'S CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, THE
FINEST ADVENTURER IN THE LAND ♪
♪ LA-A-A-A-ND ♪
♪ LA-A-A-A-ND ♪
♪ LA-A-A-A-ND ♪
♪ LA-A-A-A-ND ♪
♪ LA-A-A-A-ND ♪
♪ LA-A-A-A-ND ♪
>> Flapjack: [ INHALES ]
♪ LA-A-A-A-A ♪
[ INHALES ]
>> K'nuckles: HEY, FLAP, WHERE
DID YOU PUT YOUR DIARY?
>> Flapjack: [ YAWNS ]
THAT'S PERSONAL, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
AW, COME ON, FLAP.
JUST TELL ME WHERE IT IS.
>> Flapjack: IT'S IN ITS SECRET
SPOT.
>> K'nuckles: DON'T SASS ME,
BOY!
DON'T SASS ME, OR I'LL SASS YOU!
>> Bubbie: WHAT'S GOING ON IN
THERE?
K'NUCKLES, YOU LET MY BABY
SLEEP.
>> K'nuckles: BUT I JUST
WANNA --
>> Bubbie: I SAID YOU LET MY
BABY SLEEP, K'NUCKLES.
THAT'S YOUR SECOND WARNING.
>> Flapjack: Sorry, Cap'n.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK...
I SWEAR BY ALL THE OCEANS IN THE
SEVEN SEAS I WILL FIND THAT
DIARY, AND I WILL READ IT!
>> Flapjack: OH, NO!
[ BELL DINGS ]
>> LOOKING INTO BUYING A LAMP?
>> K'nuckles: UM, HUH?
ARE YOU A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR?
[ CREAK! ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> [ WHISTLES ]
YES, I AM.
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
>> K'nuckles: SOMEONE I KNOW IS
HIDING MY, UH, MARBLES FROM ME.
>> MARBLES?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, MARBLES.
>> I SUGGEST YOU SPY...
IN DISGUISE.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DISGUISE
SHOULD I WEAR?
>> SEE THAT BIG LAMP OVER THERE?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT BIG LAMP?
>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.
PERFECT DISGUISE.
>> Secret!
>> Flapjack: HMM?
HMM...
[ SPROING! ]
HMM.
[ YAWNS ]
[ YAWNS ]
YAWN, YAWN, YAWN.
GOOD NIGHT, BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: NIGHT, SLEEPYHEAD.
>> Flapjack: GOOD NIGHT,
CAPTAIN...
WHEREVER YOU ARE TONIGHT.
MM.
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ GULLS CRYING ]
HEY, FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: OH, HEY, CAP'N.
WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?
>> K'nuckles: I WAS, UH -- I WAS
COUNTING BIRDS.
>> Flapjack: OH, YEAH?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH!
I COUNTED ONE HUNDRED AND
ELEVENTY-FIVE BIRDS.
>> Flapjack: I-IS THAT A GAME?
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES
NERVOUSLY ]
UH, YEAH, FLAP, IT'S A GAME.
YOU WANT TO PLAY?
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
>> K'nuckles: THEN GET GOING!
>> Flapjack: I BET I CAN COUNT
MORE BIRDS THAN YOU!
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I BET YOU
CAN, BOY.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
I BET YOU.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Bubbie: [ SNORING ]
[ SPITS ]
[ SNORING CONTINUES ]
>> K'nuckles: AH, HERE WE GO.
LET'S SEE.
CAPTAIN K--
OH.
OKAY, HERE.
IT SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT MY,
UH...
AH, THIS DIARY DON'T MAKE SENSE.
IT'S GOT WORDS ALL OVER IT!
>> Bubbie: HUH? W-WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: HMM?
>> Bubbie: WELL, NOW, WHAT'S
THIS?
FLAPJACK'S SECRET DIARY.
>> ♪ FLAPJACK'S SECRET DIARY! ♪
>> Bubbie: OH, I REALLY
SHOULDN'T.
I REALLY, REALLY...
OH, JUST ONE PAGE WOULDN'T HURT.
NOW I CAN READ ALL ABOUT MY
LITTLE DUMPLIN'!
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]
OH, YEAH.
>> Bubbie: "BUBBIE IS SO NICE.
SHE IS SMOOTH.
OH, TODAY," HMM, "BUBBIE'S
BREATH SMELLED EXTRA BAD."
>> Flapjack: HI, BUBBIE!
SEEN ANY BIRDS AROUND HERE?
>> Bubbie: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO TALK TO ME AND MY MOUTH?
IT DOESN'T STINK TOO MUCH FOR
YOU?
>> Flapjack: I WOULD NEVER SAY
THAT.
>> Bubbie: I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID,
AND IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE IN YOUR
DIARY!
>> Flapjack: OH!
YOU, BUBBIE?
I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD INVADE
MY PRIVACY.
>> Bubbie: I'M SORRY I READ YOUR
DIARY, AND I PROMISE NEVER TO DO
IT AGAIN.
FORGIVE ME?
>> Flapjack: I FORGIVE YOU,
BUBBIE.
BUT NOW I HAVE TO PUT IT IN A
NEW, EXTRA-SPECIAL SECRET HIDING
SPOT, ONE THAT NO ONE WILL EVER
FIND.
>> K'nuckles: AH, CRABS.
HMM!
AH! I LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
THAT DIARY JUST AIN'T HERE.
>> Bubbie: SURE IT IS.
YOU'RE JUST TOO K'NUCKLEHEADED
TO FIND IT.
>> K'nuckles: AH, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE IT IS, EITHER.
>> Bubbie: I KNOW MY OWN BODY,
FOOL!
>> K'nuckles: THEN WHERE IS IT?
>> Bubbie: I'M NOT TELLIN' YOU.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: HMPH!
[ DING! ]
HMM, YEAH, I COULD SEE WHY YOU
WOULDN'T WANT ANYBODY LOOKIN' AT
IT, YOU KNOW, UH, CONSIDERIN'
FLAPJACK'S BEEN WRITING ALL
ABOUT YOU AGAIN.
>> Bubbie: WHAT?!
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, WELL, DON'T
TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF.
>> Bubbie: MAYBE I WILL...
[ SPITS ]
...JUST TO PROVE YOU WRONG.
[ GURGLING ]
NOW, LET'S SEE...
>> K'nuckles: OH, I KNOW EXACTLY
WHERE IT IS.
UH, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES...
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES...
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
>> Bubbie: CAPTAIN K-WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: HUH? OH, YEAH.
BUBBIE, BUBBIE, BUBBIE.
"BUBBIE SMELLS LIKE A WRESTLER.
BUBBIE NEEDS TO SHAVE.
BUBBIE HAS OCTOPUS LIPS.
BUBBIE NEEDS TO SWIM A FEW LAPS.
BUBBIE CLUMSY.
BUBBIE CLUMPY.
BUBBIE SEA MONSTER.
BUBBIE CROSSED EGGS EYES."
>> Bubbie: [ CRYING ]
>> K'nuckles: WHY IS THERE
NOTHING IN THERE ABOUT ME?!
>> Bubbie: CAN'T BE ALL ABOUT
ME.
THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING ABOUT
YOU.
>> K'nuckles: IT'S ALL ABOUT
YOU!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] HEY!
>> Bubbie: OH, SORRY, PUDDIN',
MUFFIN, OH, I --
>> K'nuckles: UH, IT FELL FROM
THE SKY.
>> Flapjack: I CAN'T TRUST
EITHER OF YOU.
I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LIVE ON
MY OWN.
>> Bubbie: BUT, BABY!
>> Flapjack: LIKE A HERMIT!
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ INHALES ]
WHOO!
YEP.
THIS IS THE LIFE, HUH?
HEH.
AHH.
LIFE OF A HERMIT.
WELL, BETTER GO AND FIND SOME
FOOD.
DON'T WANT TO STARVE TO DEATH.
[ WHISTLING ]
[ GASPS ]
YEOW-WOW-WOW!
ZOW!
ZOW! ZOW! ZOW!
YEOW-WOW-WOW!
A REAL TREASURE CHEST!
I GOT TO GO TELL
CAPTAIN K'NUCK...LES.
AW, WHO NEEDS THEM, RIGHT?
HMM. HMPH.
HMM.
[ Thinking ] DEAR DIARY...
TODAY I FOUND A TREASURE CHEST.
I WONDER WHAT'S INSIDE.
MAYBE IT'S FULL OF ICE CREAM.
BUT IT COULD ALSO BE FULL OF
SOME SNAKES.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SHOULD I OPEN IT?
DIARY?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
DIARY?
WHAT DO YOU --
[ RUSTLING ]
[ GASPS ]
>> OOK! OOK!
>> Flapjack: MONKEY, MONKEY,
MONKEY, MONKEY, MONKEY!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> OOK! OOK!
>> Flapjack: OOK! OOK!
MONKEY! OOK! OOK!
OH, MONKEY.
>> OOK! OOK!
>> Flapjack: OH, SAY, YOU'VE
BEEN EATING A LOT OF BANANAS,
FRIEND.
I'LL HELP YOU CLEAN THEM UP.
HMM, WHAT'S THIS?
"DEAR DIARY, I LIKE BANANAS."
HUH, LOOKS LIKE I FOUND OUT YOUR
LITTLE SECRET, HUH, MONKEY?
>> [ CRYING ]
>> Flapjack: WAIT!
MONKEY!
I'M...
I'M SORRY.
OH, BUBBIE, I MISS YOUR FACE.
I CAN'T REMEMBER!
[ SOBBING ]
I DON'T WANNA BE A HERMIT!
>> Bubbie: WELL, THEN COME HOME,
PUDDIN'.
>> Flapjack: YOU TWO WERE
WATCHING ME THIS WHOLE TIME?
I CAN'T EVER HAVE ANY PRIVACY!
>> Bubbie: OH, LOOK, I'M SORRY,
BABY.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN
TO LISTEN TO K'NUCKLES.
>> Flapjack: I GUESS I DID READ
THAT MONKEY'S DIARY.
I GUESS WE'RE ALL TERRIBLE
PEOPLE!
[ LAUGHING ]
>> Bubbie: YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT
GOING TO BE A TERRIBLE PERSON
BECAUSE I PROMISE NEVER TO READ
YOUR DIARY AGAIN.
>> Flapjack: I PROMISE NOT TO
READ ANYONE ELSE'S DIARY, TOO.
>> K'nuckles: I CAN'T EVEN READ!
>> Flapjack: OKAY, LET'S GO
BACK.
I JUST NEED -- HUH?
HEY, WHO TOOK MY DIARY THIS
TIME?
>> OOK! OOK!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Flapjack: OH, BOY.
TERRIBLE.
>> HMM, IT SAYS HERE, K'NUCKULUS
WAS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL
SAILORS.
HE SAVED THE SEAS FROM BECOMING
PINK.
>> OH, DON'T STOP.
GO ON.
>> ALL RIGHT, UH...
K'NUCKULUS, HE FOUGHT BEASTS,
WON MERMAID HEARTS, PICKED UP
WHALES WITH ONE ARM.
>> OH! OH!
>> OH!
[ INDISTINCT MURMURING ]