The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 1, Episode 18 - Plant Man - full transcript
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ FOR THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP
TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> HEY, GET AWAY FROM MY
HOT-FUDGE HUT.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE, YOU NEED
TO CLEAN OUR CLOTHES AGAIN.
>> Bubbie: WHAT?
I DID Y'ALL'S LAUNDRY YESTERDAY.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I KNOW, BUT
LOOK AT US.
>> Flapjack: HA-HA!
>> K'nuckles: I MEAN, WE'RE
FILTHY.
>> Bubbie: I KNOW, BUT --
>> K'nuckles: SEE?
BUBBIE KNOWS, FLAPJACK.
SHE KNOWS WE'RE ALWAYS GETTING
DIRTY.
>> Flapjack: 'CAUSE WE'RE
RAPSCALLIONS.
>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE KNOWS THAT.
>> Bubbie: YEAH. I KNOW THAT.
>> K'nuckles: [ HUMMING ]
>> Bubbie: YOU KNOW, Y'ALL
SHOULD LEARN HOW TO DO YOUR OWN
LAUNDRY.
>> Both: WHEE!
[ SPLASH! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ]
[ SHAKE! SHAKE! SHAKE! ]
I TRIED DOING LAUNDRY ONE TIME,
BUBBIE, REMEMBER?
I FAILED.
I'M A FAILURE.
>> Flapjack: YOU ARE HILARIOUS
TODAY.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> Bubbie: HMPH!
>> Flapjack: PLUS, BUBBIE,
NOBODY CAN FOLD MY UNDERWEAR
INTO HEART SHAPES LIKE YOU CAN.
They're always perfect.
>> Bubbie: OH, ALL RIGHT.
BUT THIS IS MY LAST TIME GOING
TO LAUNDRY ISLAND FOR Y'ALL.
HAVE FUN ADVENTURING.
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES,
DIDN'T BUBBIE SEEM A LITTLE
UPSET TO YOU?
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: MAYBE WE SHOULD DO
SOMETHING NICE FOR HER?
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ]
"NICE"?!
DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE
TIME I DID SOMETHING NICE?
[ TWINKLE! ]
A PRETTY LADY LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T
BE OUT IN THIS WEATHER WITHOUT
AN UMBRELLA.
HERE, TAKE MINE.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ BUZZ! ]
AAH!
I EVEN TRIED BEING NICE TWICE.
I JUST WANTED TO BE A GENTLEMAN
AND SAY THAT YOU WITCHES ARE
LOOKING MIGHTY WITCHY TODAY, BUT
NOT WITCHY IN A BAD WAY.
I KNOW SOME FOLKS MIGHT NOT
THINK WITCHES ARE ATTRACTIVE.
[ BUZZ! ]
AAH!
SO, YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE I
AIN'T GONNA BE NICE A THIRD
TIME.
BUBBIE DOESN'T DESERVE ANYTHING
BUT A BIG PILE OF GARBAGE.
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, WHAT A
GREAT IDEA!
>> Bubbie: THERE YOU GO, BABY.
THERE'S YOUR LAUNDRY.
>> Flapjack: OH, UNDIE HEARTS.
BUBBIE, YOU'RE THE BEST.
NOW I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
>> Bubbie: IF IT'S MORE DIRTY
LAUNDRY, SOMEONE'S GONNA GET A
SPANKING.
>> Flapjack: NO.
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES AND I MADE YOU
THIS.
>> ♪ TRASHY NECKLACE THAT LOOKS
LIKE GARBAGE ♪
>> Bubbie: IT'S BEAUTIFUL, BABY.
OH, LET ME TRY IT ON.
[ WHIR! WHIR! WHIR! ]
OH, BABY, I BET I LOOK GOOD.
COME ON, LET'S TAKE IT FOR A
SPIN.
[ WHISTLE! ]
>> YEAH, LOOKING GOOD, BUBBIE.
[ WHISTLE! ]
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, YOUR
NECKLACE IS A HIT.
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHS ]
I GUESS IT IS.
[ THUD! ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT IS IT, BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: I DON'T KNOW,
DOUGHNUT.
AN ISLAND?
>> K'nuckles: T'AIN'T NO ISLAND.
>> [ GROWLS ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES, FLAPJACK,
IT'S OKAY.
HE'S A FRIENDLY WHALE.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: AND HE SAYS HIS NAME
IS HARVEY.
>> K'nuckles: HARVEY?
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHING ]
HE LIKES MY NECKLACE.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: WHY IS BUBBIE
LAUGHING SO MUCH?
>> Bubbie: PHEW!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S HE SAYING
NOW?
>> Bubbie: THAT MY NECKLACE
BRINGS OUT MY EYES.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
BUBBIE'S RIGHT.
YOUR EYES ARE SPARKLING.
AND YOUR CHEEKS ARE TURNING RED.
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHING ]
WHOO!
>> Flapjack: I'VE NEVER SEEN
BUBBIE LIKE THIS.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: OH -- UH, OOH.
SORRY, HARVEY.
UM, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF WHALE.
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE NOT WHAT
KIND OF WHALE, BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: OH, IT'S NOTHING,
PUDDING.
HE'S JUST ASKING FOR A LITTLE
KISS IS ALL.
>> Flapjack: A KISS?!
BUBBIE'S NOT THAT KIND OF WHALE!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK.
[ LAUGHS ]
GO INSIDE, BABY.
>> Flapjack: BUT...
>> Bubbie: GO INSIDE!
OH!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: DO AS SHE SAYS,
FLAPPY.
[ CREAK! SQUISH! ]
>> Bubbie: SORRY ABOUT THAT,
HARVEY.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE, WE'RE IN.
YOU CAN DITCH CAPTAIN UGLY NOW.
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
>> Bubbie: DON'T MAKE ME COME IN
THERE AND TEACH YOU MANNERS.
NOW, HARVEY MAY BE A LITTLE
LIVED-IN, BUT SO AM I.
THAT JUST MEANS WE'RE SENSITIVE
AND CARING.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, HARVEY?
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> Bubbie: WELL, ALL RIGHT, JUST
A PECK.
[ SMOOCH! ]
HARVEY!
>> Flapjack: I TOLD YOU.
[ SMOOCH! ]
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, SHOW SOME
CLASS!
[ THUD! ]
>> [ BELCHES ]
>> Bubbie: OOH!
[ LAUGHS ]
HARVEY.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: YOU HAVE TO GO?
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: YOU FORGOT TO FEED
YOUR CAT?
HE HAS A CAT.
SEE, FLAPJACK?
I TOLD YOU HE WAS SWEET.
FLAPJACK?
OH, SO, NOW IT'S THE SILENT
TREATMENT?
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE?
THIS ISN'T BUBBIE.
>> K'nuckles: NO, IT'S HARVEY.
>> Flapjack: I DON'T LIKE
HARVEY.
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE ONLY HERE
BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BE NICE.
>> THAT'S WHAT I KEEP TELLING
THIS ONE.
IF HE WEREN'T SO NICE, WE'D
STILL BE SITTING PRETTY IN THAT
SQUID.
>> [ Crying ] I MISS GUBBIE!
>> [ Crying ] I MISS BETTY!
[ ALL CRYING ]
>> Flapjack: HARVEY SURE GETS
AROUND.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, BUT WHERE'S
HE GETTING US?
>> TO LAUNDRY ISLAND.
HE'LL MAKE US SCRUB STRANGERS'
PANTALOONS FOR THE REST OF OUR
NATURAL LIVES.
>> Both: N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
>> Bubbie: HMM, I'M STARTING TO
THINK HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A
CAT.
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
NEITHER ONE OF YOU HAVE SAID ONE
WORD SINCE BUBBIE GOT HER HEART
BROKE.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
[ POOF! ]
OH, YOU THINK YOUR LITTLE QUIET
GAME IS FUNNY?
WELL, GUESS WHAT, BUBBIE AIN'T
LAUGHING.
DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE.
YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO COME IN
THERE.
YOU -- DO YOU -- YOU DO NOT!
THAT'S IT!
I'M COMING IN THERE!
YOU TWO CHUCKLEHEADS CAN'T HIDE
FROM ME.
[ GASPS ]
THEY'RE GONE.
>> [ STRAINING ]
HELLO?
>> Flapjack: WELCOME TO
LAUNDRY ISLAND, SIR.
>> ONE BUCKET SOCKS, ONE BUCKET
UNDERWEAR.
>> Flapjack: HERE COMES THE
UNDERWEAR.
>> K'nuckles: YOU DON'T HAVE TO
KEEP ANNOUNCING THE UNDERWEAR.
>> Flapjack: SORRY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO PLAN OUR ESCAPE WITH YOU
YAKKING ALL THE TIME?
>> Flapjack: I REALLY MISS
BUBBIE.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, WASH SOME
UNDERWEAR.
THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
>> Flapjack: REMEMBER HOW SHE
USED TO FOLD MY UNDIE HEARTS?
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GASPS ]
CAP'N, LOOK.
I MADE AN UNDIE HEART.
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
[ SPLASH! ]
>> Flapjack: WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
>> K'nuckles: BECAUSE UNDIE
HEARTS AIN'T GONNA HELP US.
NOW TAKE THAT BASKET OF FRESH
FOLDS OUT TO THE DOCK AND LEAVE
ME BE!
>> Flapjack: SORRY, CAP'N.
CAP'N'S RIGHT.
UNDIE HEARTS CAN'T HELP US NOW.
AAH!
OH!
[ SPLASH! ]
OH, NO!
GLAD HARVEY DIDN'T SEE THAT.
HI, HARVEY.
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK!
K'NUCKLES, WHERE ARE YOU, BABY?
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: HAR-HAR-HAR!
[ DOLPHIN CHIRPS ]
[ BIRD CHIRPS ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> Bubbie: OH, EVERYTHING
REMINDS ME OF FLAPJACK, EVEN
THIS POORLY FOLDED PAIR OF
PANTALOONS.
HOLD ON A MINUTE -- "POORLY
FOLDED"?
ONLY MY BABY CAN FOLD THIS
POORLY.
HOLD ON, FLAPJACK.
I'M COMING, BABY!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S GOING ON
HERE?
>> Flapjack: I ACCIDENTALLY
DROPPED MY FRESH FOLDS IN THE
WATER, AND I THINK HARVEY'S
REALLY CLOSE TO FIGURING THAT
OUT.
>> HE FIGURED IT OUT WHEN I
DROPPED MY FRESH FOLDS.
>> K'nuckles: HOW LONG DID IT
TAKE HIM?
>> A LITTLE LONGER THAN WE'VE
BEEN TALKING.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Flapjack: N-N-NOW, HARVEY --
>> Bubbie: HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE?
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Flapjack: WHERE DID SHE GO?
>> K'nuckles: PROBABLY TO THE
BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.
THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO.
>> Bubbie: HE'S TOO BIG.
HE'S TOO MEAN.
HE'S TOO...
[ CREAK! ]
UNDIE HEARTS.
MY BABY DID HIS OWN LAUNDRY.
MY BABY, MY BABY!
[ GASPS ]
MY BABY!
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ WHISTLE! ]
[ THUD! ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
[ POP! ]
[ ZOOM! ]
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE CERTAINLY
KNOCKED HIM DOWN TO SIZE.
>> K'nuckles: HAR-HAR-THARSDIE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ GULP! ]
>> GUBBIE!
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> CLAW-BIE!
[ CLACK! CLACK! CLACK! ]
>> BETTY!
[ BOING! ]
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: FROM NOW ON, I'M
DOING MY OWN LAUNDRY.
I'M PROUD OF YOU, DOUGHNUT.
>> K'nuckles: I STILL NEED HELP
WITH MY LAUNDRY.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, YOU ARE SO
PRETTY.
I KNOW YOU'LL GET ANOTHER DATE
REAL SOON.
>> Bubbie: I ALREADY GOT ONE.
>> WITH ME -- WORLD-FAMOUS
COMEDIAN LOLLY POOPDECK.
>> Bubbie: HE MAKES ME LAUGH.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: HEY, WHERE'S THE
BLOWHOLE ON THIS THING?
FOUND IT.
[ ALL SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: [ YAWNS ]
[ TINK! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N.
GOT YOUR NOSE.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMS ]
[ SPLASH! ]
MY NOSE, MY NOSE!
>> Bubbie: THAT AIN'T YOUR NOSE,
FOOL.
IT'S MY UVULA.
[ SQUISH! ]
FLAPJACK, HONEY, WHAT'S GOING
ON?
>> Flapjack: I WAS JUST
PRACTICING MY NOSE TRICK.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, THAT AIN'T
FUNNY, BOY.
I'VE HAD THIS NOSE MY ENTIRE
LIFE.
[ SNAP! ]
AND THAT'S MORE THAN I CAN SAY
FOR THE REST OF ME.
>> Flapjack: SORRY FOR TRICKING
YOU, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: I FORGIVE YOU,
BOY.
EVERY TRUE ADVENTURER'S GOT A
TRICK UP HIS SLEEVE.
>> Bubbie: I'M PROUD OF YOU TWO.
NOW, TAKE THIS AND GO SHARE A
SNACK.
>> Flapjack: WOW, THANKS,
BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: HOLD ON TIGHT, BABY.
[ CREAK! ]
[ SPLASH! ]
BE CAREFUL, BUTTERCUP!
>> Flapjack: [ GARGLES ]
[ GROWLS ]
SO, WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE,
CAP'N?
>> CANDY, CANDY, CANDY!
ALL ABOARD THE CANDY QUEEN, THE
WORLD'S ONLY SUGAR-POWERED
STEAM LINER.
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> Flapjack: LOOK, CAPTAIN, A
WHITE-CHOCOLATE WATER SLIDE.
>> K'nuckles: AND A COTTON-CANDY
HOT TUB.
>> Flapjack: AND A CANDY-REEF
AQUARIUM FULL OF CANDY CORALS
AND SWEET-AS-SWEET FISHIES.
>> K'nuckles: WHERE DID YOU SEE
THAT?
>> Flapjack: TRICKED YOU.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> K'nuckles: LAST ONE TO THE
CANDY CRUISE IS A ROTTING WHALE.
>> Flapjack: TWO TICKETS,
PLEASE.
>> TICKETS ARE TWO PENCE.
TWO IS FOUR PENCE.
>> Flapjack: WE'VE ONLY GOT
ONE PENCE.
>> THEN YOU CAN BUY A HALF
TICKET, GOOD FOR ONE CHILD.
>> Flapjack: BUT A CRUISE
WITHOUT K'NUCKLES IS LIKE FUN
WITHOUT FUN'NUCKLES.
NO, THANKS.
[ SIGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: IT'S OKAY, FLAP.
JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T GO DOESN'T
MEAN I CAN'T DRESS UP LIKE YOU
AND GO.
[ DING! ]
>> Flapjack: NOT LIKE ME,
CAP'N -- LIKE HER.
>> K'nuckles: NO WAY.
I DON'T MESS WITH FIGUREHEADS.
THE SEA WOULDN'T LIKE IT.
AND I REALLY LOVE THE SEA,
FLAPJACK.
[ CLANK! ]
BUT I LOVE CANDY!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
HOW DO I LOOK?
>> Flapjack: OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE
PERFECT.
NOW, DON'T MOVE.
I'LL UNTIE YOU ONCE WE'RE SAFELY
OUT TO SEA.
[ CHEERING ]
HEY, THEY'RE THROWING CANDY.
>> K'nuckles: OW! OOH! AAH!
MMM.
OH! MMM!
>> Flapjack: BUH-BYE, SEE YA,
BYE, BUH-BYE.
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, WAS THAT
K'NUCKLES?
>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLING ]
>> Bubbie: I DON'T LIKE IT.
I DON'T LIKE IT.
[ FOGHORN SOUNDS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ MUNCHING ]
[ BELCHES ]
FLAP, YOU GONNA EAT THAT CANDY?
>> Flapjack: I NEVER HAD CANDY
THIS GOOD.
I'M GONNA KEEP IT A WHILE.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I'LL KEEP IT
FOR YOU.
>> Flapjack: NO, THANKS.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
[ THUD! ]
>> K'nuckles: EMPTY YOUR CHEEKS,
BOY.
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE NOT
YOURSELF, CAP'N.
>> IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU
ABOARD, LADY NICKELBOTTOMS.
WITHOUT YOUR GENEROUS DONATION,
I COULDN'T HAVE BUILT THE
CANDY QUEEN.
>> OH, ANYTHING TO FURTHER THE
CAUSE OF CANDY.
YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD OF YOUR
SHIP, CAPTAIN.
>> WELL, IF YOU THINK I'M PROUD
OF IT NOW, WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE
THE FIGUREHEAD.
>> I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE
FIGUREHEAD.
>> LET'S GO SEE IT NOW.
>> LET'S RUN.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SPLASH! ]
>> BEHOLD, THE PRIDE OF THE
CANDY QUEEN.
>> OH, OH, IT LOOKS RATHER
CREEPY.
>> NOT AS CREEPY AS THE STORY
BEHIND IT.
ONE DARK NIGHT...
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
...BACK WHEN I WAS HANDSOME AND
AFTER ANOTHER DAY OF SEARCHING
UNCHARTED SEA FOR NEW SPECIES OF
CANDIES, I GREW HUNGRY.
BOY, DO I HATE DECIDING.
>> [ ROARS ]
>> "DECIDING," NOT "POSEIDON."
>> [ GROWLS ]
[ THUD! THUD! THUD! ]
>> IF ONLY I HAD SPOKEN MORE
CLEARLY.
[ THUD! THUD! SHATTER! ]
IT WENT ON FOR DAYS, UNTIL
FINALLY, WITH THE LAST OF MY
STRENGTH AND FINGERNAILS, I
CARVED A STATUE OF POSEIDON'S
DAUGHTER, HER ARMS OUTSTRETCHED
TO HUG HER PAPA.
POSEIDON WAS PLEASED AND SPARED
MY LIFE.
>> WHAT A REMARKABLE STORY,
CAPTAIN.
YOU'D BE DEAD WITHOUT THAT
FIGUREHEAD.
>> ACTUALLY, WE'D ALL BE DEAD.
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THAT
FIGUREHEAD, POSEIDON WILL MAKE
US ALL DEAD.
NOW LET'S CHECK OUT THAT
WHITE-CHOCOLATE WATER SLIDE.
[ CREAK! ]
>> Flapjack: ARE WE GONNA DIE,
CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: NOT IF I STAY LIKE
THIS FOREVER, BOY.
NOW, GET ME SOME CANDY.
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME SUGAR TO
HOLD UP THESE GUNS.
[ BUZZ! ]
HURRY, FLAP.
BRING ALL THE CANDY YOUR LITTLE
HANDS WILL HOLD.
[ BIRD CHIRPS ]
SHOO, SHOO!
>> Flapjack: [ Thinking ] I'M
GONNA NEED A LITTLE SNACK BEFORE
I CAN CARRY ALL THIS CANDY TO
CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
[ BIRDS CAWING ]
>> BREAD CRUMBS -- WHO WANTS
SOME BREAD CRUMBS?
>> K'nuckles: WHERE ARE YOU,
FLAPPY?
>> Flapjack: [ MUNCHING ]
>> HOT DOG, WHO WANTS A HOT DOG?
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ STRAINING ]
UGH!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> LIFE VEST -- WHO NEEDS A LIFE
VEST?
>> Flapjack: [ SNORING ]
K'NUCKLES!
[ ZIP! ]
WAKE UP, CAP'N!
>> YEAH, I'M AWAKE.
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?
[ STAMMERING ]
HER ARMS HAVE FALLEN INTO THE
OCEAN!
>> CAPTAIN, IS EVERYTHING ALL
RIGHT?
>> NO, LADY NICKELBOTTOMS,
EVERYTHING IS NOT ALL RIGHT.
THE SHIP'S FIGUREHEAD HAS BEEN
DAMAGED.
OUR ONLY HOPE NOW IS TO CARVE A
NEW STATUE BEFORE POSEIDON HAS A
CHANCE TO NOTICE.
>> [ GASPS ]
OH, MY!
BUT WHO WILL CARVE SUCH A THING?
>> I WILL.
[ TEAR! ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> OH, MY!
[ THUD! ]
>> K'nuckles: HELP ME UP, FLAP.
>> CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN
WHY A GLORIOUS CARVING OF MY
DAUGHTER WAS TORN ASUNDER AND
CAST INTO THE SEA?!
>> Flapjack: IT WAS MY FAULT,
MR. POSEIDON, SIR.
SEE, I ONLY HAD ENOUGH FOR ONE
TICKET.
K'NUCKLES HAD TO DESTROY THE
CARVING OF YOUR DAUGHTER AND
THROW IT INTO THE OCEAN SO WE
COULD --
>> K'nuckles: WHAT THE BOY IS
TRYING TO SAY --
>> I KNOW WHAT HE SAID.
I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT IS, WAS,
OR WILL BE.
YOU MUST GIVE ME SOMETHING,
SOMETHING PRECIOUS TO RIGHT THIS
WRONG.
GIVE ME YOUR LEG.
>> K'nuckles: WHICH ONE DO YOU
WANT?
>> THOSE AREN'T EVEN REAL.
YOU MUST GIVE ME A LIVING BODY
PART.
>> Flapjack: HEY, HOW ABOUT YOUR
NOSE?
>> K'nuckles: WHA?!
NO, NO, NO, IT'S WOODEN, TOO.
I GOT 10, 100, 1,000 OF THEM.
YEP, YEP, MM-HMM, THIS IS MY
FIFTH NOSE THIS WEEK.
[ POP! ]
>> YOUR NOSE IS NOW MINE.
TAKE A MOMENT TO SAY FAREWELL.
>> Flapjack: LOOK, CAP'N, MY
NOSE TRICK.
>> K'nuckles: I LOVE YOU,
FLAPPO.
>> Flapjack: MR. POSEIDON, SIR,
MY CAP'N DOESN'T HAVE THE
EMOTIONAL STRENGTH FOR THIS.
SO IF IT PLEASES YOUR HIGHNESS,
I WILL PRESENT HIS NOSE TO YOU
MYSELF.
>> WHATEVER.
[ POP! ]
>> Flapjack: GOODBYE, BEAUTIFUL.
[ SMOOCHES ]
>> K'nuckles: [ CRIES ]
>> HMM.
[ SLURP! ]
[ GULPS ]
[ TING! ]
OUR BUSINESS IS DONE HERE.
I REALLY MUST BE ON MY WAY.
[ Deep voice ] DON'T DO ANYTHING
I WOULDN'T DO.
>> K'nuckles: IS HE GONE, FLAP?
>> Flapjack: COAST IS CLEAR,
CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: HA, WE SURE FOOLED
HIM.
[ LAUGHS ]
WHAT SORT OF LILY-LIVERED
LANDLUBBER CAN'T TELL THE
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NOSE AND A
RUBBER BOOT?
[ LAUGHS ]
WHAT'S THE MATTER, BOY?
POSEIDON GOT YOUR TONGUE?
[ LAUGHS ]
>> YOU THINK STEALING PEOPLE'S
BOOTS IS FUNNY, STOWAWAY?
>> K'nuckles: WHA?! MY NOSE!
>> Flapjack: I GUESS I NEED A
LITTLE MORE PRACTICE.
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
>> AND SO POSEIDON SPARED THE
CANDY QUEEN AND HER CREW, ALL
BECAUSE OF THE HILARIOUS JOKE I
TOLD HIM ABOUT THE BUS, THE OLD
WOMAN, AND THE SIDE OF THE
HOUSE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
OH, CAPTAIN, YOU HAVE TO TELL IT
TO ME ONE DAY.
BUT I MUST ASK YOU, WHATEVER
HAPPENED TO THE STOWAWAY AND THE
BOOT THIEF?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THAT BY THE
END OF THIS VOYAGE, THEY'LL
DEFINITELY HAVE THEIR SEA LEGS.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ BOTH MUNCHING ]
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE?!
SOME CLASS!
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ FOR THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP
TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> HEY, GET AWAY FROM MY
HOT-FUDGE HUT.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE, YOU NEED
TO CLEAN OUR CLOTHES AGAIN.
>> Bubbie: WHAT?
I DID Y'ALL'S LAUNDRY YESTERDAY.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I KNOW, BUT
LOOK AT US.
>> Flapjack: HA-HA!
>> K'nuckles: I MEAN, WE'RE
FILTHY.
>> Bubbie: I KNOW, BUT --
>> K'nuckles: SEE?
BUBBIE KNOWS, FLAPJACK.
SHE KNOWS WE'RE ALWAYS GETTING
DIRTY.
>> Flapjack: 'CAUSE WE'RE
RAPSCALLIONS.
>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE KNOWS THAT.
>> Bubbie: YEAH. I KNOW THAT.
>> K'nuckles: [ HUMMING ]
>> Bubbie: YOU KNOW, Y'ALL
SHOULD LEARN HOW TO DO YOUR OWN
LAUNDRY.
>> Both: WHEE!
[ SPLASH! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ]
[ SHAKE! SHAKE! SHAKE! ]
I TRIED DOING LAUNDRY ONE TIME,
BUBBIE, REMEMBER?
I FAILED.
I'M A FAILURE.
>> Flapjack: YOU ARE HILARIOUS
TODAY.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> Bubbie: HMPH!
>> Flapjack: PLUS, BUBBIE,
NOBODY CAN FOLD MY UNDERWEAR
INTO HEART SHAPES LIKE YOU CAN.
They're always perfect.
>> Bubbie: OH, ALL RIGHT.
BUT THIS IS MY LAST TIME GOING
TO LAUNDRY ISLAND FOR Y'ALL.
HAVE FUN ADVENTURING.
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES,
DIDN'T BUBBIE SEEM A LITTLE
UPSET TO YOU?
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: MAYBE WE SHOULD DO
SOMETHING NICE FOR HER?
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ]
"NICE"?!
DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE
TIME I DID SOMETHING NICE?
[ TWINKLE! ]
A PRETTY LADY LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T
BE OUT IN THIS WEATHER WITHOUT
AN UMBRELLA.
HERE, TAKE MINE.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ BUZZ! ]
AAH!
I EVEN TRIED BEING NICE TWICE.
I JUST WANTED TO BE A GENTLEMAN
AND SAY THAT YOU WITCHES ARE
LOOKING MIGHTY WITCHY TODAY, BUT
NOT WITCHY IN A BAD WAY.
I KNOW SOME FOLKS MIGHT NOT
THINK WITCHES ARE ATTRACTIVE.
[ BUZZ! ]
AAH!
SO, YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE I
AIN'T GONNA BE NICE A THIRD
TIME.
BUBBIE DOESN'T DESERVE ANYTHING
BUT A BIG PILE OF GARBAGE.
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, WHAT A
GREAT IDEA!
>> Bubbie: THERE YOU GO, BABY.
THERE'S YOUR LAUNDRY.
>> Flapjack: OH, UNDIE HEARTS.
BUBBIE, YOU'RE THE BEST.
NOW I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
>> Bubbie: IF IT'S MORE DIRTY
LAUNDRY, SOMEONE'S GONNA GET A
SPANKING.
>> Flapjack: NO.
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES AND I MADE YOU
THIS.
>> ♪ TRASHY NECKLACE THAT LOOKS
LIKE GARBAGE ♪
>> Bubbie: IT'S BEAUTIFUL, BABY.
OH, LET ME TRY IT ON.
[ WHIR! WHIR! WHIR! ]
OH, BABY, I BET I LOOK GOOD.
COME ON, LET'S TAKE IT FOR A
SPIN.
[ WHISTLE! ]
>> YEAH, LOOKING GOOD, BUBBIE.
[ WHISTLE! ]
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, YOUR
NECKLACE IS A HIT.
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHS ]
I GUESS IT IS.
[ THUD! ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT IS IT, BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: I DON'T KNOW,
DOUGHNUT.
AN ISLAND?
>> K'nuckles: T'AIN'T NO ISLAND.
>> [ GROWLS ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES, FLAPJACK,
IT'S OKAY.
HE'S A FRIENDLY WHALE.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: AND HE SAYS HIS NAME
IS HARVEY.
>> K'nuckles: HARVEY?
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHING ]
HE LIKES MY NECKLACE.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: WHY IS BUBBIE
LAUGHING SO MUCH?
>> Bubbie: PHEW!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S HE SAYING
NOW?
>> Bubbie: THAT MY NECKLACE
BRINGS OUT MY EYES.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
BUBBIE'S RIGHT.
YOUR EYES ARE SPARKLING.
AND YOUR CHEEKS ARE TURNING RED.
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHING ]
WHOO!
>> Flapjack: I'VE NEVER SEEN
BUBBIE LIKE THIS.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: OH -- UH, OOH.
SORRY, HARVEY.
UM, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF WHALE.
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE NOT WHAT
KIND OF WHALE, BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: OH, IT'S NOTHING,
PUDDING.
HE'S JUST ASKING FOR A LITTLE
KISS IS ALL.
>> Flapjack: A KISS?!
BUBBIE'S NOT THAT KIND OF WHALE!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK.
[ LAUGHS ]
GO INSIDE, BABY.
>> Flapjack: BUT...
>> Bubbie: GO INSIDE!
OH!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: DO AS SHE SAYS,
FLAPPY.
[ CREAK! SQUISH! ]
>> Bubbie: SORRY ABOUT THAT,
HARVEY.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE, WE'RE IN.
YOU CAN DITCH CAPTAIN UGLY NOW.
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
>> Bubbie: DON'T MAKE ME COME IN
THERE AND TEACH YOU MANNERS.
NOW, HARVEY MAY BE A LITTLE
LIVED-IN, BUT SO AM I.
THAT JUST MEANS WE'RE SENSITIVE
AND CARING.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, HARVEY?
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> Bubbie: WELL, ALL RIGHT, JUST
A PECK.
[ SMOOCH! ]
HARVEY!
>> Flapjack: I TOLD YOU.
[ SMOOCH! ]
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, SHOW SOME
CLASS!
[ THUD! ]
>> [ BELCHES ]
>> Bubbie: OOH!
[ LAUGHS ]
HARVEY.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: YOU HAVE TO GO?
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: YOU FORGOT TO FEED
YOUR CAT?
HE HAS A CAT.
SEE, FLAPJACK?
I TOLD YOU HE WAS SWEET.
FLAPJACK?
OH, SO, NOW IT'S THE SILENT
TREATMENT?
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE?
THIS ISN'T BUBBIE.
>> K'nuckles: NO, IT'S HARVEY.
>> Flapjack: I DON'T LIKE
HARVEY.
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE ONLY HERE
BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BE NICE.
>> THAT'S WHAT I KEEP TELLING
THIS ONE.
IF HE WEREN'T SO NICE, WE'D
STILL BE SITTING PRETTY IN THAT
SQUID.
>> [ Crying ] I MISS GUBBIE!
>> [ Crying ] I MISS BETTY!
[ ALL CRYING ]
>> Flapjack: HARVEY SURE GETS
AROUND.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, BUT WHERE'S
HE GETTING US?
>> TO LAUNDRY ISLAND.
HE'LL MAKE US SCRUB STRANGERS'
PANTALOONS FOR THE REST OF OUR
NATURAL LIVES.
>> Both: N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
>> Bubbie: HMM, I'M STARTING TO
THINK HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A
CAT.
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
NEITHER ONE OF YOU HAVE SAID ONE
WORD SINCE BUBBIE GOT HER HEART
BROKE.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
[ POOF! ]
OH, YOU THINK YOUR LITTLE QUIET
GAME IS FUNNY?
WELL, GUESS WHAT, BUBBIE AIN'T
LAUGHING.
DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE.
YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO COME IN
THERE.
YOU -- DO YOU -- YOU DO NOT!
THAT'S IT!
I'M COMING IN THERE!
YOU TWO CHUCKLEHEADS CAN'T HIDE
FROM ME.
[ GASPS ]
THEY'RE GONE.
>> [ STRAINING ]
HELLO?
>> Flapjack: WELCOME TO
LAUNDRY ISLAND, SIR.
>> ONE BUCKET SOCKS, ONE BUCKET
UNDERWEAR.
>> Flapjack: HERE COMES THE
UNDERWEAR.
>> K'nuckles: YOU DON'T HAVE TO
KEEP ANNOUNCING THE UNDERWEAR.
>> Flapjack: SORRY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO PLAN OUR ESCAPE WITH YOU
YAKKING ALL THE TIME?
>> Flapjack: I REALLY MISS
BUBBIE.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, WASH SOME
UNDERWEAR.
THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
>> Flapjack: REMEMBER HOW SHE
USED TO FOLD MY UNDIE HEARTS?
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GASPS ]
CAP'N, LOOK.
I MADE AN UNDIE HEART.
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
[ SPLASH! ]
>> Flapjack: WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
>> K'nuckles: BECAUSE UNDIE
HEARTS AIN'T GONNA HELP US.
NOW TAKE THAT BASKET OF FRESH
FOLDS OUT TO THE DOCK AND LEAVE
ME BE!
>> Flapjack: SORRY, CAP'N.
CAP'N'S RIGHT.
UNDIE HEARTS CAN'T HELP US NOW.
AAH!
OH!
[ SPLASH! ]
OH, NO!
GLAD HARVEY DIDN'T SEE THAT.
HI, HARVEY.
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK!
K'NUCKLES, WHERE ARE YOU, BABY?
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: HAR-HAR-HAR!
[ DOLPHIN CHIRPS ]
[ BIRD CHIRPS ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> Bubbie: OH, EVERYTHING
REMINDS ME OF FLAPJACK, EVEN
THIS POORLY FOLDED PAIR OF
PANTALOONS.
HOLD ON A MINUTE -- "POORLY
FOLDED"?
ONLY MY BABY CAN FOLD THIS
POORLY.
HOLD ON, FLAPJACK.
I'M COMING, BABY!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S GOING ON
HERE?
>> Flapjack: I ACCIDENTALLY
DROPPED MY FRESH FOLDS IN THE
WATER, AND I THINK HARVEY'S
REALLY CLOSE TO FIGURING THAT
OUT.
>> HE FIGURED IT OUT WHEN I
DROPPED MY FRESH FOLDS.
>> K'nuckles: HOW LONG DID IT
TAKE HIM?
>> A LITTLE LONGER THAN WE'VE
BEEN TALKING.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Flapjack: N-N-NOW, HARVEY --
>> Bubbie: HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE?
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Flapjack: WHERE DID SHE GO?
>> K'nuckles: PROBABLY TO THE
BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.
THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO.
>> Bubbie: HE'S TOO BIG.
HE'S TOO MEAN.
HE'S TOO...
[ CREAK! ]
UNDIE HEARTS.
MY BABY DID HIS OWN LAUNDRY.
MY BABY, MY BABY!
[ GASPS ]
MY BABY!
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ WHISTLE! ]
[ THUD! ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
[ POP! ]
[ ZOOM! ]
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE CERTAINLY
KNOCKED HIM DOWN TO SIZE.
>> K'nuckles: HAR-HAR-THARSDIE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ GULP! ]
>> GUBBIE!
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> CLAW-BIE!
[ CLACK! CLACK! CLACK! ]
>> BETTY!
[ BOING! ]
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: FROM NOW ON, I'M
DOING MY OWN LAUNDRY.
I'M PROUD OF YOU, DOUGHNUT.
>> K'nuckles: I STILL NEED HELP
WITH MY LAUNDRY.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, YOU ARE SO
PRETTY.
I KNOW YOU'LL GET ANOTHER DATE
REAL SOON.
>> Bubbie: I ALREADY GOT ONE.
>> WITH ME -- WORLD-FAMOUS
COMEDIAN LOLLY POOPDECK.
>> Bubbie: HE MAKES ME LAUGH.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: HEY, WHERE'S THE
BLOWHOLE ON THIS THING?
FOUND IT.
[ ALL SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: [ YAWNS ]
[ TINK! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N.
GOT YOUR NOSE.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMS ]
[ SPLASH! ]
MY NOSE, MY NOSE!
>> Bubbie: THAT AIN'T YOUR NOSE,
FOOL.
IT'S MY UVULA.
[ SQUISH! ]
FLAPJACK, HONEY, WHAT'S GOING
ON?
>> Flapjack: I WAS JUST
PRACTICING MY NOSE TRICK.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, THAT AIN'T
FUNNY, BOY.
I'VE HAD THIS NOSE MY ENTIRE
LIFE.
[ SNAP! ]
AND THAT'S MORE THAN I CAN SAY
FOR THE REST OF ME.
>> Flapjack: SORRY FOR TRICKING
YOU, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: I FORGIVE YOU,
BOY.
EVERY TRUE ADVENTURER'S GOT A
TRICK UP HIS SLEEVE.
>> Bubbie: I'M PROUD OF YOU TWO.
NOW, TAKE THIS AND GO SHARE A
SNACK.
>> Flapjack: WOW, THANKS,
BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: HOLD ON TIGHT, BABY.
[ CREAK! ]
[ SPLASH! ]
BE CAREFUL, BUTTERCUP!
>> Flapjack: [ GARGLES ]
[ GROWLS ]
SO, WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE,
CAP'N?
>> CANDY, CANDY, CANDY!
ALL ABOARD THE CANDY QUEEN, THE
WORLD'S ONLY SUGAR-POWERED
STEAM LINER.
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> Flapjack: LOOK, CAPTAIN, A
WHITE-CHOCOLATE WATER SLIDE.
>> K'nuckles: AND A COTTON-CANDY
HOT TUB.
>> Flapjack: AND A CANDY-REEF
AQUARIUM FULL OF CANDY CORALS
AND SWEET-AS-SWEET FISHIES.
>> K'nuckles: WHERE DID YOU SEE
THAT?
>> Flapjack: TRICKED YOU.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> K'nuckles: LAST ONE TO THE
CANDY CRUISE IS A ROTTING WHALE.
>> Flapjack: TWO TICKETS,
PLEASE.
>> TICKETS ARE TWO PENCE.
TWO IS FOUR PENCE.
>> Flapjack: WE'VE ONLY GOT
ONE PENCE.
>> THEN YOU CAN BUY A HALF
TICKET, GOOD FOR ONE CHILD.
>> Flapjack: BUT A CRUISE
WITHOUT K'NUCKLES IS LIKE FUN
WITHOUT FUN'NUCKLES.
NO, THANKS.
[ SIGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: IT'S OKAY, FLAP.
JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T GO DOESN'T
MEAN I CAN'T DRESS UP LIKE YOU
AND GO.
[ DING! ]
>> Flapjack: NOT LIKE ME,
CAP'N -- LIKE HER.
>> K'nuckles: NO WAY.
I DON'T MESS WITH FIGUREHEADS.
THE SEA WOULDN'T LIKE IT.
AND I REALLY LOVE THE SEA,
FLAPJACK.
[ CLANK! ]
BUT I LOVE CANDY!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
HOW DO I LOOK?
>> Flapjack: OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE
PERFECT.
NOW, DON'T MOVE.
I'LL UNTIE YOU ONCE WE'RE SAFELY
OUT TO SEA.
[ CHEERING ]
HEY, THEY'RE THROWING CANDY.
>> K'nuckles: OW! OOH! AAH!
MMM.
OH! MMM!
>> Flapjack: BUH-BYE, SEE YA,
BYE, BUH-BYE.
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, WAS THAT
K'NUCKLES?
>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLING ]
>> Bubbie: I DON'T LIKE IT.
I DON'T LIKE IT.
[ FOGHORN SOUNDS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ MUNCHING ]
[ BELCHES ]
FLAP, YOU GONNA EAT THAT CANDY?
>> Flapjack: I NEVER HAD CANDY
THIS GOOD.
I'M GONNA KEEP IT A WHILE.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I'LL KEEP IT
FOR YOU.
>> Flapjack: NO, THANKS.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
[ THUD! ]
>> K'nuckles: EMPTY YOUR CHEEKS,
BOY.
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE NOT
YOURSELF, CAP'N.
>> IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU
ABOARD, LADY NICKELBOTTOMS.
WITHOUT YOUR GENEROUS DONATION,
I COULDN'T HAVE BUILT THE
CANDY QUEEN.
>> OH, ANYTHING TO FURTHER THE
CAUSE OF CANDY.
YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD OF YOUR
SHIP, CAPTAIN.
>> WELL, IF YOU THINK I'M PROUD
OF IT NOW, WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE
THE FIGUREHEAD.
>> I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE
FIGUREHEAD.
>> LET'S GO SEE IT NOW.
>> LET'S RUN.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SPLASH! ]
>> BEHOLD, THE PRIDE OF THE
CANDY QUEEN.
>> OH, OH, IT LOOKS RATHER
CREEPY.
>> NOT AS CREEPY AS THE STORY
BEHIND IT.
ONE DARK NIGHT...
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
...BACK WHEN I WAS HANDSOME AND
AFTER ANOTHER DAY OF SEARCHING
UNCHARTED SEA FOR NEW SPECIES OF
CANDIES, I GREW HUNGRY.
BOY, DO I HATE DECIDING.
>> [ ROARS ]
>> "DECIDING," NOT "POSEIDON."
>> [ GROWLS ]
[ THUD! THUD! THUD! ]
>> IF ONLY I HAD SPOKEN MORE
CLEARLY.
[ THUD! THUD! SHATTER! ]
IT WENT ON FOR DAYS, UNTIL
FINALLY, WITH THE LAST OF MY
STRENGTH AND FINGERNAILS, I
CARVED A STATUE OF POSEIDON'S
DAUGHTER, HER ARMS OUTSTRETCHED
TO HUG HER PAPA.
POSEIDON WAS PLEASED AND SPARED
MY LIFE.
>> WHAT A REMARKABLE STORY,
CAPTAIN.
YOU'D BE DEAD WITHOUT THAT
FIGUREHEAD.
>> ACTUALLY, WE'D ALL BE DEAD.
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THAT
FIGUREHEAD, POSEIDON WILL MAKE
US ALL DEAD.
NOW LET'S CHECK OUT THAT
WHITE-CHOCOLATE WATER SLIDE.
[ CREAK! ]
>> Flapjack: ARE WE GONNA DIE,
CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: NOT IF I STAY LIKE
THIS FOREVER, BOY.
NOW, GET ME SOME CANDY.
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME SUGAR TO
HOLD UP THESE GUNS.
[ BUZZ! ]
HURRY, FLAP.
BRING ALL THE CANDY YOUR LITTLE
HANDS WILL HOLD.
[ BIRD CHIRPS ]
SHOO, SHOO!
>> Flapjack: [ Thinking ] I'M
GONNA NEED A LITTLE SNACK BEFORE
I CAN CARRY ALL THIS CANDY TO
CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
[ BIRDS CAWING ]
>> BREAD CRUMBS -- WHO WANTS
SOME BREAD CRUMBS?
>> K'nuckles: WHERE ARE YOU,
FLAPPY?
>> Flapjack: [ MUNCHING ]
>> HOT DOG, WHO WANTS A HOT DOG?
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ STRAINING ]
UGH!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> LIFE VEST -- WHO NEEDS A LIFE
VEST?
>> Flapjack: [ SNORING ]
K'NUCKLES!
[ ZIP! ]
WAKE UP, CAP'N!
>> YEAH, I'M AWAKE.
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?
[ STAMMERING ]
HER ARMS HAVE FALLEN INTO THE
OCEAN!
>> CAPTAIN, IS EVERYTHING ALL
RIGHT?
>> NO, LADY NICKELBOTTOMS,
EVERYTHING IS NOT ALL RIGHT.
THE SHIP'S FIGUREHEAD HAS BEEN
DAMAGED.
OUR ONLY HOPE NOW IS TO CARVE A
NEW STATUE BEFORE POSEIDON HAS A
CHANCE TO NOTICE.
>> [ GASPS ]
OH, MY!
BUT WHO WILL CARVE SUCH A THING?
>> I WILL.
[ TEAR! ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> OH, MY!
[ THUD! ]
>> K'nuckles: HELP ME UP, FLAP.
>> CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN
WHY A GLORIOUS CARVING OF MY
DAUGHTER WAS TORN ASUNDER AND
CAST INTO THE SEA?!
>> Flapjack: IT WAS MY FAULT,
MR. POSEIDON, SIR.
SEE, I ONLY HAD ENOUGH FOR ONE
TICKET.
K'NUCKLES HAD TO DESTROY THE
CARVING OF YOUR DAUGHTER AND
THROW IT INTO THE OCEAN SO WE
COULD --
>> K'nuckles: WHAT THE BOY IS
TRYING TO SAY --
>> I KNOW WHAT HE SAID.
I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT IS, WAS,
OR WILL BE.
YOU MUST GIVE ME SOMETHING,
SOMETHING PRECIOUS TO RIGHT THIS
WRONG.
GIVE ME YOUR LEG.
>> K'nuckles: WHICH ONE DO YOU
WANT?
>> THOSE AREN'T EVEN REAL.
YOU MUST GIVE ME A LIVING BODY
PART.
>> Flapjack: HEY, HOW ABOUT YOUR
NOSE?
>> K'nuckles: WHA?!
NO, NO, NO, IT'S WOODEN, TOO.
I GOT 10, 100, 1,000 OF THEM.
YEP, YEP, MM-HMM, THIS IS MY
FIFTH NOSE THIS WEEK.
[ POP! ]
>> YOUR NOSE IS NOW MINE.
TAKE A MOMENT TO SAY FAREWELL.
>> Flapjack: LOOK, CAP'N, MY
NOSE TRICK.
>> K'nuckles: I LOVE YOU,
FLAPPO.
>> Flapjack: MR. POSEIDON, SIR,
MY CAP'N DOESN'T HAVE THE
EMOTIONAL STRENGTH FOR THIS.
SO IF IT PLEASES YOUR HIGHNESS,
I WILL PRESENT HIS NOSE TO YOU
MYSELF.
>> WHATEVER.
[ POP! ]
>> Flapjack: GOODBYE, BEAUTIFUL.
[ SMOOCHES ]
>> K'nuckles: [ CRIES ]
>> HMM.
[ SLURP! ]
[ GULPS ]
[ TING! ]
OUR BUSINESS IS DONE HERE.
I REALLY MUST BE ON MY WAY.
[ Deep voice ] DON'T DO ANYTHING
I WOULDN'T DO.
>> K'nuckles: IS HE GONE, FLAP?
>> Flapjack: COAST IS CLEAR,
CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: HA, WE SURE FOOLED
HIM.
[ LAUGHS ]
WHAT SORT OF LILY-LIVERED
LANDLUBBER CAN'T TELL THE
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NOSE AND A
RUBBER BOOT?
[ LAUGHS ]
WHAT'S THE MATTER, BOY?
POSEIDON GOT YOUR TONGUE?
[ LAUGHS ]
>> YOU THINK STEALING PEOPLE'S
BOOTS IS FUNNY, STOWAWAY?
>> K'nuckles: WHA?! MY NOSE!
>> Flapjack: I GUESS I NEED A
LITTLE MORE PRACTICE.
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
>> AND SO POSEIDON SPARED THE
CANDY QUEEN AND HER CREW, ALL
BECAUSE OF THE HILARIOUS JOKE I
TOLD HIM ABOUT THE BUS, THE OLD
WOMAN, AND THE SIDE OF THE
HOUSE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
OH, CAPTAIN, YOU HAVE TO TELL IT
TO ME ONE DAY.
BUT I MUST ASK YOU, WHATEVER
HAPPENED TO THE STOWAWAY AND THE
BOOT THIEF?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THAT BY THE
END OF THIS VOYAGE, THEY'LL
DEFINITELY HAVE THEIR SEA LEGS.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ BOTH MUNCHING ]
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE?!
SOME CLASS!