The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 1, Episode 17 - No Syrup for Old Flapjacks - full transcript
K'nuckles trades his legs to walk in someone elses, a SEA MONSTER!/Flapjack has flapjacks for the first time but he must find some maple syrup first.
FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ FOR THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP
TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
♪ ADVENTURE...
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
FISH!
ALL KINDS OF FISH!
HOOKS AND BOOKS! TAKE A LOOK!
BOOKS WITH HOOKS!
GET HOOKED ON BOOKS...
LITERALLY!
CRABS! I GOT CRABS!
I GOT CRABS! I GOT CRABS!
PUNCH IN THE FACE!
HOW ABOUT A FREE PUNCH IN THE
FACE?!
NO, THANKS.
HEY, WANT TO GO
GET...
SEASHELLS!
SEASHELLS FROM FARAWAY LANDS.
HEY, I'VE BEEN TO
FARAWAY LANDS.
THESE ARE FROM FARTHER AWAY.
HMM?
THAT SHELL IS FROM
BLOOD ISLAND.
BLOOD ISLAND?
WOW! THAT SOUNDS EXCITING!
COME ON, FLAPJACK.
YOUR NAME IS FLAPJACK?
YEAH.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
SALLY SYRUP.
SYRUP?
FLAPJACK.
I LIKE YOU.
WHAT?
OH.
WELL, I SORT OF LIKE YOU, TOO.
SAY GOODBYE.
COME BACK SOON!
OKAY!
HEY, WHAT'S THIS, CAP'N... A
BALLOON?
CUT IT OUT,
FLAPJACK!
THAT'S NO BALLOON!
DEAR NEPTUNE, THAT'S THE WORST
PROBLEM A SAILOR CAN HAVE.
YOU'RE IN LOVE!
IT MUST'VE BEEN
THAT SALLY SYRUP.
YOU TOLD HER YOU LIKED HER.
IS THAT BAD?
REALLY BAD.
PROBLEM SOLVED.
OH, CAP'N, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
GO TO THE
CANDY BARREL?
AHH. I FEEL BETTER ALREADY.
SO, LIKE I WAS SAYING, ONCE
YOU'RE IN LOVE, THERE'S NO TIME
FOR ADVENTURES.
YOU'RE TOO BUSY LOVIN'.
WHAT'S WRONG?
SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR CANDY?
NO. TAKE IT.
I DON'T FEEL LIKE CANDY RIGHT
NOW.
HMM.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN...
...LOVE BEFORE?
NO!
SO THESE ARE FIRST-TIME LOVE
HEARTS?
MMM.
THEY'LL NEVER GET THIS SWEET
AGAIN.
MMM! MMM!
FOR YOUR TROUBLES.
MMM! MMM!
HOW ABOUT YOU KEEP GIVING ME
HEARTS AND I KEEP GIVING YOU
FREE CANDY?
SORRY, LARRY.
COME ON, CAP'N. LET'S GO.
OKAY.
UH, YOU WANT TO GO VISIT
SALLY SYRUP BEFORE SHE LEAVES?
WHY WOULD I WANT TO
VISIT HER?!
THAT'S IT, BOY!
SALLY, SALLY, SALLY, SALLY,
SALLY, SALLY!
WE'RE GONNA BE RICH, FLAP...
CANDY-STINKIN' RICH!
"AND AS HE KISSED THE DEW FROM
HER EYES..."
"...THEIR HEARTS BEAT FASTER
THAN THE WINGS..."
"...OF A SEA GULL
TAKING FLIGHT."
"AND IN THE STILL OF THE NIGHT,
SALLY WHISPERED...
'I LOVE YOU, FLAPJACK.'"
HOW ARE WE DOING, LARRY?
PARTNER, IT'S IN THE BAG.
CAP'N, I'M GETTING
PRETTY TIRED.
LOOK, I KNOW YOU
WANT TO GO SEE YOUR GIRLFRIEND,
BUT WE GOT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF
YOUR LOVE WHILE THE GETTIN'S
GOOD.
SHE'S NOT MY...
OH.
OH.
HEYA, BIG BOY.
TEE-HEE-HEE-HEE.
OH, FLAPJACK.
OH, GROSS.
SHE LOVES ME.
SHE LOVES ME...
KNOT.
NYUK, NYUK, NYUK.
ANOTHER ROUND, LARRY!
SURE THING.
HEY!
MY SWEETHEART WANTS MORE
SWEETHEARTS, LARRY!
IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE OR
IT JUST YOU TWO?
I MEAN, I-I
CAN'T...
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES,
I FEEL REALLY SICK.
WELL,
GOOD.
THAT MEANS YOUR LOVE SICKNESS IS
GETTING SICK OF LOVE.
YOU'RE GONNA BEAT THIS THING FOR
SURE.
BE BACK IN A HEARTBEAT, ME
HEARTIES.
OH, BOY!
LOVE IS IN THE AIR TONIGHT!
[ MUMBLES
[ INDISTINCTLY ]
SO, UH, LET'S SEE.
I NEED FOUR MORE BARRELS OF
HEARTS.
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE
ENOUGH FOR... ONE BARREL.
NOW, FLAPJACK, THAT JUST
WON'T DO.
THINK OF THE CUSTOMERS.
NO.
NO, WE... WE NEED TO SPEED
THINGS ALONG HERE WITH SOME REAL
ROMANCE.
OH, SEÑOR.
THERE'S SOMEONE HERE TO SEE YOU.
YOUR WAITER
WILL BE HERE WITH YOU SHORTLY.
WELL, THIS IS KIND OF
MYSTERIOUS, HUH?
YEAH.
ARE YOU OKAY?
IS IT WORKING?
UH, I THINK SO.
I CAME BECAUSE THEY SAID
THERE'D BE FREE FOOD.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
LET'S LEAVE THESE LOVEBIRDS IN
PEACE, HMM?
What is going on here?
They're harvesting
my... love.
WAIT.
YOU'RE IN... LOVE WITH ME?!
OH, SICK!
SALLY, PLEASE HELP
ME ESCAPE.
OH, CANDY WIFE, WE HAVE GOT
IT MADE!
THE BOY IS UP TO
100 HEARTS AN HOUR!
HMM.
WHAT'S THIS AMAZING NEW CANDY
I'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT?
OH!
COME ON IN, DR. BARBER.
HAVE A DELICIOUS SWEETHEART.
HMM. DELICIOUS SWEETHEART.
HMM.
WHAT'S WRONG?!
THESE AREN'T HEARTS.
THESE ARE... BLOOD GNATS!
BLAH!
I SWALLOWED MINE WHOLE!
AAH!
IT'S ON ME!
I'M RUINED!
QUICKLY, NOW... I NEED TO
KNOW WHERE YOU OBTAINED THOSE
BLOOD GNATS.
FLAPJACK'S BEEN
POPPING THEM OUT OF HIS HEAD ALL
DAY.
LEAD ME.
THEY ESCAPED!
SALLY!
THEY'RE ON MY SKIN!
SALLY, WAIT!
SALLY!
SALLY!
SALLY!
GET OFF ME!
I DON'T WANT YOUR LOVE.
AND BESIDES, YOU'RE INFESTED
WITH BUGS.
DON'T YOU REALIZE
WHAT THIS MEANS?
IT MEANS I DON'T LOVE YOU.
IT WAS JUST BLOOD GNATS.
YOU...
YOU DON'T LOVE ME?
NO.
I DON'T LOVE YOU, SALLY.
THE BLOOD GNAT
QUEEN!
SHE MUST'VE LAID EGGS ON MY
HEAD WHILE I LISTENED TO YOUR
SHELL!
GROSS.
HUH?
IT'S WORKING!
THEY'RE FOLLOWING THE QUEEN!
AND AFTER YOU PAY FOR THIS
VOYAGE TO BLOOD ISLAND, YOU'LL
PAY FOR EVERYONE'S MEDICAL
BILLS!
ARE YOU SURE YOU
WANT TO GO ALL THE WAY TO
BLOOD ISLAND?
YEAH. IT HAS NICE SHELLS.
WILL YOU EVER COME
BACK TO STORMALONG?
DO YOU WANT ME TO?
I COULDN'T CARE
LESS.
COME ON, BOY!
BYE.
BYE.
FAREWELL,
SALLY SYRUP!
I DON'T LOVE YOU!
I DON'T LOVE YOU, TOO!
UH, HEY, UH, FLAP,
UH, I, UH, SHOULD PROBABLY
APOLOGIZE FOR ALL THE STUFF I
MADE YOU DO.
BUT, UH, INSTEAD, I'LL LET YOU
WEAR MY CAPTAIN'S HAT FOR THE
REST OF THE DAY.
WHAT?
IS THAT A BLOOD
GNAT?
OOH.
OR ARE YOU IN LOVE
WITH SOMEBODY?
IT'S A BLOOD GNAT!
I'M OUT OF HERE!
OUT OF MY WAY! STAND ASIDE!
THEY DON'T SERVE
THAT AT THE CANDY BARREL.
THEY DON'T HAVE
FREE CANDY COUPONS EITHER.
COUPONS?
THEY THINK WE TAKE COUPONS,
BOYS!
YOU DON'T?
NO, WE DON'T.
WHO GAVE YOU THAT COUPON,
BLUE BOY?
IT WAS FROM HIM.
BOOZLE!
WHO-ZLE?
CAPTAIN BEN BOOZLE, THE
SLIPPERIEST TRICKSTER OF THE
SEVEN SEAS.
HE TRICKS PEOPLE INTO WORKING ON
HIS SHIP FOR...
FRE-E-E-E-E!
AAH!
IT'S BEN BOOZLE!
ADVENTURE!
DANG IT, FLAPJACK!
[ LAUGHS
[ MANIACALLY ]
HMM.
OW!
WE DID IT, BOY.
WE...
FLAPJACK?
ADVENTURE!
NO! FLAP!
AAH!
WELCOME TO... THE HOLD!
NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL
THINKING.
AND THE ANSWER IS...
"JUST GO IN YOUR PANTS."
THERE'S ONLY ONE RULE IN THE
HOLD... ROW ROWS AND NO TALKING.
NOW, GET...
...ROWING!
SO, MAYBE GETTING
BEN-BOOZLED WAS A BAD IDEA.
DON'T WORRY, CAP'N.
I CAN GET US OUT OF THIS ONE.
ARE YOU CRAZY?!
DON'T...
I'LL JUST ASK HIM.
YOU'LL SEE.
EXCUSE ME, SIR!
WHAT WAS THAT?
I...
QUIET, YOU!
I'M TALKING TO BLUE BOY
TALKY-TALK OVER HERE.
YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, TALKING
WHEN MY BACK IS TURNED?
WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW FUNNY
I THINK IT IS.
NO TALKING!
ARE YOU OKAY,
CAP'N?
WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!
AAH!
OH, CAP'N.
SHH!
PLEASE STOP TALKING.
I'M SORRY, CAP'N!
I SAID... NO... TALKING!
YOU'RE THE WORST
BOSS I EVER HAD!
WELL, YOU'RE THE WORST ROWER
I EVER HAD!
YOU THINK YOU COULD
ROW ANY BETTER, YOU MEANIE?!
I KNOW I COULD!
PROVE IT, THEN.
YOU ARE BETTER.
THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE
EVER HAD.
YOU'RE THE BOSS NOW, LITTLE MAN!
OH.
OH, WILL YOU STOP TOUCHING
ME?
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP.
IT'S NOT ME.
IT'S THESE BLASTED CANNONBALLS.
HEY!
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU GUYS TO
TAKE A NAP.
WE'RE TRYING, BOSS, BUT IT'S
THESE CANNONBALLS.
PLEASE DON'T WHIP ME.
DON'T WORRY,
FELLAS.
LET ME SEE IF I CAN GET RID OF
THESE CANNONBALLS.
EH?
NOW, WHERE ARE YOU SNEAKING OFF
TO?
KNOCK IT OFF,
FLAPJACK.
WE GOT TO ESCAPE WHILE
EVERYONE'S SLEEPING.
NOW, LET'S GO.
WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN HERE?
NOTHIN'.
NOTHIN'?!
NOTHIN'?!
I WISH I COULD DO NOTHING.
HOLD THIS.
YOU'RE BOSS UP HERE NOW.
FLAPJACK!
DON'T WORRY, CAP'N!
I'll think of something.
AAH!
AAH!
WE'RE GOING TOO FAST.
IT'S BAD FOR MY SAILS.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
YOU DID THIS!
YES.
WELL, THEN, IMAGINE WHAT YOU
COULD DO FOR MY SAILS.
I'M GIVING YOU A PROMOTION.
UM, I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVEN'T REALLY DONE ANYTHING.
MODESTY... NOW, THERE'S A
QUALITY YOU LIKE TO SEE IN A
MAN.
HAVE ANOTHER PROMOTION!
YOU'RE NOT
LISTENING, FRIEND.
HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
BRAVO! BRAVO!
YOU CAN'T PROMOTE
ME!
I QUIT!
ICEBERGS!
WE'RE GONNA CRASH!
NICE WORK, SAILOR!
AS FIRST MATE, ALLOW ME TO
PERSONALLY... AAH!
I'M FREE!
CONGRATULATIONS,
FIRST MATE.
FLAPJACK... ALWAYS
TALKING TO STRANGERS, GETTING US
BOOZLED!
I SAID... NO...
TALKING!
WAIT A MINUTE!
TALKING AIN'T SUCH A BAD THING.
UH, KNOCK, KNOCK.
WHO'S... THERE?
OR.
OR WHO?
OR... N'T YOU GONNA
LET K'NUCKLES GO FREE?
RICKY! KNOCK, KNOCK.
K'NUCKLES?
DID YOU
FIND US A WAY OUT OF HERE?
NO.
I JUST GOT PROMOTED TO FIRST
MATE.
SWEET BARNACLES,
BOY!
ONE MORE PROMOTION, AND YOU'LL
BE CAPTAIN!
THEN YOU CAN FREE US WHENEVER
YOU WANT!
BUT I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO GET PROMOTED ON PURPOSE.
WELL, THAT'S EASY.
JUST KEEP SAYING YES.
EVERYBODY LOVES A YES-MAN.
NOW, TELL ME, LAD...
AM I STILL BEAUTIFUL?
YES.
THAT'S MY BOY!
SHIP AHOY!
SURRENDER OR ELSE!
I say surrender.
SURRENDER.
NOT EVEN CLOSE.
HMM.
MR. FLAPJACK, DO YOU AGREE?
YES.
GOOD. SURRENDER IT IS, THEN.
I MEAN, THAT SHIP'S HUGE.
SO I WON'T LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN
OR ANYTHING, RIGHT?
YES!
SO I WILL LOOK LIKE A
CHICKEN?
YES.
ARE THEY MAKING FUN OF ME?
YES.
OH, FINE! WHATEVER!
BATTLE STATIONS!
FIRE!
UH, CAPTAIN, WE AIN'T GOT NO
CANNONBALLS.
OOH.
OH, YEAH.
SORRY.
THAT'S IT!
I WARNED YA.
NOT THE
CAPTAIN.
NOT THE CAPTAIN!
YOU THE CAPTAIN?
WHY, YES.
YES, I AM.
SORRY.
BUT YOU ARE THE CAPTAIN.
NO.
I'M SORRY, FRIEND.
I'M SORRY, CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
I'M STARTING TO THINK I
SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU BACK
AT THE CANDY HOLE.
I'M SORRY, OAR BOSS.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU'RE A
MEANIE.
AND I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO MY
WHOLE CREW FOR THROWING ALL OUR
CANNONBALLS OVERBOARD, 'CAUSE
THAT WAS REALLY...
HOLD IT!
THAT'S WHY YOU DIDN'T FIRE ON
US?!
I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THAT LONG IN
YEARS.
YOU'RE FREE TO GO.
ALL'S I WANT IS THAT BEAUTIFUL
PARROT.
NOT A PARROT.
NOT A PARROT!
BEAUTY AND ELOQUENCE...
PERFECT.
BON VOYAGE,
FRIENDS!
I DID IT, K'NUCKLES!
I GOT PROMOTED TO CAPTAIN!
AND NOW, AS MY FIRST OFFICIAL
ACT AS CAPTAIN...
I SET YOU FREE!
FREE... FREE... FREE.
UH, FLAP...
YOU'RE ALL FREE.
BUT IF YOU WANT TO STAY, IT'S
GONNA BE FUN.
OH, CANNONBALLS.
UH, FLAP, MY
LOCK'S STUCK.
I'll never forget
you, Sally Syrup.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ FOR THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP
TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
♪ ADVENTURE...
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
FISH!
ALL KINDS OF FISH!
HOOKS AND BOOKS! TAKE A LOOK!
BOOKS WITH HOOKS!
GET HOOKED ON BOOKS...
LITERALLY!
CRABS! I GOT CRABS!
I GOT CRABS! I GOT CRABS!
PUNCH IN THE FACE!
HOW ABOUT A FREE PUNCH IN THE
FACE?!
NO, THANKS.
HEY, WANT TO GO
GET...
SEASHELLS!
SEASHELLS FROM FARAWAY LANDS.
HEY, I'VE BEEN TO
FARAWAY LANDS.
THESE ARE FROM FARTHER AWAY.
HMM?
THAT SHELL IS FROM
BLOOD ISLAND.
BLOOD ISLAND?
WOW! THAT SOUNDS EXCITING!
COME ON, FLAPJACK.
YOUR NAME IS FLAPJACK?
YEAH.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
SALLY SYRUP.
SYRUP?
FLAPJACK.
I LIKE YOU.
WHAT?
OH.
WELL, I SORT OF LIKE YOU, TOO.
SAY GOODBYE.
COME BACK SOON!
OKAY!
HEY, WHAT'S THIS, CAP'N... A
BALLOON?
CUT IT OUT,
FLAPJACK!
THAT'S NO BALLOON!
DEAR NEPTUNE, THAT'S THE WORST
PROBLEM A SAILOR CAN HAVE.
YOU'RE IN LOVE!
IT MUST'VE BEEN
THAT SALLY SYRUP.
YOU TOLD HER YOU LIKED HER.
IS THAT BAD?
REALLY BAD.
PROBLEM SOLVED.
OH, CAP'N, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
GO TO THE
CANDY BARREL?
AHH. I FEEL BETTER ALREADY.
SO, LIKE I WAS SAYING, ONCE
YOU'RE IN LOVE, THERE'S NO TIME
FOR ADVENTURES.
YOU'RE TOO BUSY LOVIN'.
WHAT'S WRONG?
SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR CANDY?
NO. TAKE IT.
I DON'T FEEL LIKE CANDY RIGHT
NOW.
HMM.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN...
...LOVE BEFORE?
NO!
SO THESE ARE FIRST-TIME LOVE
HEARTS?
MMM.
THEY'LL NEVER GET THIS SWEET
AGAIN.
MMM! MMM!
FOR YOUR TROUBLES.
MMM! MMM!
HOW ABOUT YOU KEEP GIVING ME
HEARTS AND I KEEP GIVING YOU
FREE CANDY?
SORRY, LARRY.
COME ON, CAP'N. LET'S GO.
OKAY.
UH, YOU WANT TO GO VISIT
SALLY SYRUP BEFORE SHE LEAVES?
WHY WOULD I WANT TO
VISIT HER?!
THAT'S IT, BOY!
SALLY, SALLY, SALLY, SALLY,
SALLY, SALLY!
WE'RE GONNA BE RICH, FLAP...
CANDY-STINKIN' RICH!
"AND AS HE KISSED THE DEW FROM
HER EYES..."
"...THEIR HEARTS BEAT FASTER
THAN THE WINGS..."
"...OF A SEA GULL
TAKING FLIGHT."
"AND IN THE STILL OF THE NIGHT,
SALLY WHISPERED...
'I LOVE YOU, FLAPJACK.'"
HOW ARE WE DOING, LARRY?
PARTNER, IT'S IN THE BAG.
CAP'N, I'M GETTING
PRETTY TIRED.
LOOK, I KNOW YOU
WANT TO GO SEE YOUR GIRLFRIEND,
BUT WE GOT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF
YOUR LOVE WHILE THE GETTIN'S
GOOD.
SHE'S NOT MY...
OH.
OH.
HEYA, BIG BOY.
TEE-HEE-HEE-HEE.
OH, FLAPJACK.
OH, GROSS.
SHE LOVES ME.
SHE LOVES ME...
KNOT.
NYUK, NYUK, NYUK.
ANOTHER ROUND, LARRY!
SURE THING.
HEY!
MY SWEETHEART WANTS MORE
SWEETHEARTS, LARRY!
IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE OR
IT JUST YOU TWO?
I MEAN, I-I
CAN'T...
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES,
I FEEL REALLY SICK.
WELL,
GOOD.
THAT MEANS YOUR LOVE SICKNESS IS
GETTING SICK OF LOVE.
YOU'RE GONNA BEAT THIS THING FOR
SURE.
BE BACK IN A HEARTBEAT, ME
HEARTIES.
OH, BOY!
LOVE IS IN THE AIR TONIGHT!
[ MUMBLES
[ INDISTINCTLY ]
SO, UH, LET'S SEE.
I NEED FOUR MORE BARRELS OF
HEARTS.
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE
ENOUGH FOR... ONE BARREL.
NOW, FLAPJACK, THAT JUST
WON'T DO.
THINK OF THE CUSTOMERS.
NO.
NO, WE... WE NEED TO SPEED
THINGS ALONG HERE WITH SOME REAL
ROMANCE.
OH, SEÑOR.
THERE'S SOMEONE HERE TO SEE YOU.
YOUR WAITER
WILL BE HERE WITH YOU SHORTLY.
WELL, THIS IS KIND OF
MYSTERIOUS, HUH?
YEAH.
ARE YOU OKAY?
IS IT WORKING?
UH, I THINK SO.
I CAME BECAUSE THEY SAID
THERE'D BE FREE FOOD.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
LET'S LEAVE THESE LOVEBIRDS IN
PEACE, HMM?
What is going on here?
They're harvesting
my... love.
WAIT.
YOU'RE IN... LOVE WITH ME?!
OH, SICK!
SALLY, PLEASE HELP
ME ESCAPE.
OH, CANDY WIFE, WE HAVE GOT
IT MADE!
THE BOY IS UP TO
100 HEARTS AN HOUR!
HMM.
WHAT'S THIS AMAZING NEW CANDY
I'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT?
OH!
COME ON IN, DR. BARBER.
HAVE A DELICIOUS SWEETHEART.
HMM. DELICIOUS SWEETHEART.
HMM.
WHAT'S WRONG?!
THESE AREN'T HEARTS.
THESE ARE... BLOOD GNATS!
BLAH!
I SWALLOWED MINE WHOLE!
AAH!
IT'S ON ME!
I'M RUINED!
QUICKLY, NOW... I NEED TO
KNOW WHERE YOU OBTAINED THOSE
BLOOD GNATS.
FLAPJACK'S BEEN
POPPING THEM OUT OF HIS HEAD ALL
DAY.
LEAD ME.
THEY ESCAPED!
SALLY!
THEY'RE ON MY SKIN!
SALLY, WAIT!
SALLY!
SALLY!
SALLY!
GET OFF ME!
I DON'T WANT YOUR LOVE.
AND BESIDES, YOU'RE INFESTED
WITH BUGS.
DON'T YOU REALIZE
WHAT THIS MEANS?
IT MEANS I DON'T LOVE YOU.
IT WAS JUST BLOOD GNATS.
YOU...
YOU DON'T LOVE ME?
NO.
I DON'T LOVE YOU, SALLY.
THE BLOOD GNAT
QUEEN!
SHE MUST'VE LAID EGGS ON MY
HEAD WHILE I LISTENED TO YOUR
SHELL!
GROSS.
HUH?
IT'S WORKING!
THEY'RE FOLLOWING THE QUEEN!
AND AFTER YOU PAY FOR THIS
VOYAGE TO BLOOD ISLAND, YOU'LL
PAY FOR EVERYONE'S MEDICAL
BILLS!
ARE YOU SURE YOU
WANT TO GO ALL THE WAY TO
BLOOD ISLAND?
YEAH. IT HAS NICE SHELLS.
WILL YOU EVER COME
BACK TO STORMALONG?
DO YOU WANT ME TO?
I COULDN'T CARE
LESS.
COME ON, BOY!
BYE.
BYE.
FAREWELL,
SALLY SYRUP!
I DON'T LOVE YOU!
I DON'T LOVE YOU, TOO!
UH, HEY, UH, FLAP,
UH, I, UH, SHOULD PROBABLY
APOLOGIZE FOR ALL THE STUFF I
MADE YOU DO.
BUT, UH, INSTEAD, I'LL LET YOU
WEAR MY CAPTAIN'S HAT FOR THE
REST OF THE DAY.
WHAT?
IS THAT A BLOOD
GNAT?
OOH.
OR ARE YOU IN LOVE
WITH SOMEBODY?
IT'S A BLOOD GNAT!
I'M OUT OF HERE!
OUT OF MY WAY! STAND ASIDE!
THEY DON'T SERVE
THAT AT THE CANDY BARREL.
THEY DON'T HAVE
FREE CANDY COUPONS EITHER.
COUPONS?
THEY THINK WE TAKE COUPONS,
BOYS!
YOU DON'T?
NO, WE DON'T.
WHO GAVE YOU THAT COUPON,
BLUE BOY?
IT WAS FROM HIM.
BOOZLE!
WHO-ZLE?
CAPTAIN BEN BOOZLE, THE
SLIPPERIEST TRICKSTER OF THE
SEVEN SEAS.
HE TRICKS PEOPLE INTO WORKING ON
HIS SHIP FOR...
FRE-E-E-E-E!
AAH!
IT'S BEN BOOZLE!
ADVENTURE!
DANG IT, FLAPJACK!
[ LAUGHS
[ MANIACALLY ]
HMM.
OW!
WE DID IT, BOY.
WE...
FLAPJACK?
ADVENTURE!
NO! FLAP!
AAH!
WELCOME TO... THE HOLD!
NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL
THINKING.
AND THE ANSWER IS...
"JUST GO IN YOUR PANTS."
THERE'S ONLY ONE RULE IN THE
HOLD... ROW ROWS AND NO TALKING.
NOW, GET...
...ROWING!
SO, MAYBE GETTING
BEN-BOOZLED WAS A BAD IDEA.
DON'T WORRY, CAP'N.
I CAN GET US OUT OF THIS ONE.
ARE YOU CRAZY?!
DON'T...
I'LL JUST ASK HIM.
YOU'LL SEE.
EXCUSE ME, SIR!
WHAT WAS THAT?
I...
QUIET, YOU!
I'M TALKING TO BLUE BOY
TALKY-TALK OVER HERE.
YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, TALKING
WHEN MY BACK IS TURNED?
WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW FUNNY
I THINK IT IS.
NO TALKING!
ARE YOU OKAY,
CAP'N?
WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!
AAH!
OH, CAP'N.
SHH!
PLEASE STOP TALKING.
I'M SORRY, CAP'N!
I SAID... NO... TALKING!
YOU'RE THE WORST
BOSS I EVER HAD!
WELL, YOU'RE THE WORST ROWER
I EVER HAD!
YOU THINK YOU COULD
ROW ANY BETTER, YOU MEANIE?!
I KNOW I COULD!
PROVE IT, THEN.
YOU ARE BETTER.
THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE
EVER HAD.
YOU'RE THE BOSS NOW, LITTLE MAN!
OH.
OH, WILL YOU STOP TOUCHING
ME?
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP.
IT'S NOT ME.
IT'S THESE BLASTED CANNONBALLS.
HEY!
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU GUYS TO
TAKE A NAP.
WE'RE TRYING, BOSS, BUT IT'S
THESE CANNONBALLS.
PLEASE DON'T WHIP ME.
DON'T WORRY,
FELLAS.
LET ME SEE IF I CAN GET RID OF
THESE CANNONBALLS.
EH?
NOW, WHERE ARE YOU SNEAKING OFF
TO?
KNOCK IT OFF,
FLAPJACK.
WE GOT TO ESCAPE WHILE
EVERYONE'S SLEEPING.
NOW, LET'S GO.
WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN HERE?
NOTHIN'.
NOTHIN'?!
NOTHIN'?!
I WISH I COULD DO NOTHING.
HOLD THIS.
YOU'RE BOSS UP HERE NOW.
FLAPJACK!
DON'T WORRY, CAP'N!
I'll think of something.
AAH!
AAH!
WE'RE GOING TOO FAST.
IT'S BAD FOR MY SAILS.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
YOU DID THIS!
YES.
WELL, THEN, IMAGINE WHAT YOU
COULD DO FOR MY SAILS.
I'M GIVING YOU A PROMOTION.
UM, I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVEN'T REALLY DONE ANYTHING.
MODESTY... NOW, THERE'S A
QUALITY YOU LIKE TO SEE IN A
MAN.
HAVE ANOTHER PROMOTION!
YOU'RE NOT
LISTENING, FRIEND.
HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
BRAVO! BRAVO!
YOU CAN'T PROMOTE
ME!
I QUIT!
ICEBERGS!
WE'RE GONNA CRASH!
NICE WORK, SAILOR!
AS FIRST MATE, ALLOW ME TO
PERSONALLY... AAH!
I'M FREE!
CONGRATULATIONS,
FIRST MATE.
FLAPJACK... ALWAYS
TALKING TO STRANGERS, GETTING US
BOOZLED!
I SAID... NO...
TALKING!
WAIT A MINUTE!
TALKING AIN'T SUCH A BAD THING.
UH, KNOCK, KNOCK.
WHO'S... THERE?
OR.
OR WHO?
OR... N'T YOU GONNA
LET K'NUCKLES GO FREE?
RICKY! KNOCK, KNOCK.
K'NUCKLES?
DID YOU
FIND US A WAY OUT OF HERE?
NO.
I JUST GOT PROMOTED TO FIRST
MATE.
SWEET BARNACLES,
BOY!
ONE MORE PROMOTION, AND YOU'LL
BE CAPTAIN!
THEN YOU CAN FREE US WHENEVER
YOU WANT!
BUT I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO GET PROMOTED ON PURPOSE.
WELL, THAT'S EASY.
JUST KEEP SAYING YES.
EVERYBODY LOVES A YES-MAN.
NOW, TELL ME, LAD...
AM I STILL BEAUTIFUL?
YES.
THAT'S MY BOY!
SHIP AHOY!
SURRENDER OR ELSE!
I say surrender.
SURRENDER.
NOT EVEN CLOSE.
HMM.
MR. FLAPJACK, DO YOU AGREE?
YES.
GOOD. SURRENDER IT IS, THEN.
I MEAN, THAT SHIP'S HUGE.
SO I WON'T LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN
OR ANYTHING, RIGHT?
YES!
SO I WILL LOOK LIKE A
CHICKEN?
YES.
ARE THEY MAKING FUN OF ME?
YES.
OH, FINE! WHATEVER!
BATTLE STATIONS!
FIRE!
UH, CAPTAIN, WE AIN'T GOT NO
CANNONBALLS.
OOH.
OH, YEAH.
SORRY.
THAT'S IT!
I WARNED YA.
NOT THE
CAPTAIN.
NOT THE CAPTAIN!
YOU THE CAPTAIN?
WHY, YES.
YES, I AM.
SORRY.
BUT YOU ARE THE CAPTAIN.
NO.
I'M SORRY, FRIEND.
I'M SORRY, CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
I'M STARTING TO THINK I
SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU BACK
AT THE CANDY HOLE.
I'M SORRY, OAR BOSS.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU'RE A
MEANIE.
AND I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO MY
WHOLE CREW FOR THROWING ALL OUR
CANNONBALLS OVERBOARD, 'CAUSE
THAT WAS REALLY...
HOLD IT!
THAT'S WHY YOU DIDN'T FIRE ON
US?!
I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THAT LONG IN
YEARS.
YOU'RE FREE TO GO.
ALL'S I WANT IS THAT BEAUTIFUL
PARROT.
NOT A PARROT.
NOT A PARROT!
BEAUTY AND ELOQUENCE...
PERFECT.
BON VOYAGE,
FRIENDS!
I DID IT, K'NUCKLES!
I GOT PROMOTED TO CAPTAIN!
AND NOW, AS MY FIRST OFFICIAL
ACT AS CAPTAIN...
I SET YOU FREE!
FREE... FREE... FREE.
UH, FLAP...
YOU'RE ALL FREE.
BUT IF YOU WANT TO STAY, IT'S
GONNA BE FUN.
OH, CANNONBALLS.
UH, FLAP, MY
LOCK'S STUCK.
I'll never forget
you, Sally Syrup.