The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 1, Episode 10 - Pun Times with Punsie McKale/Balance - full transcript
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪
♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY, OKAY.
SO, A PIRATE CAPTAIN WALKED IN
HERE THE OTHER DAY AND ASKED ME
FOR A GUMDROP.
I SAY TO HIM, "WHY WOULD YOU
WANT GUM THAT'S BEEN DROPPED?"
[ LAUGHTER ]
"SIR," I SAY, "WOULDN'T YOU
RATHER HAVE A CANDY FISH?"
HE SAYS, "CANDY FISH?
IS IT SWEET?"
AND I SAY, "WELL, IT'S
SWEDISH." [sweetish]
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO, NOW THE CAPTAIN IS SO ANGRY,
HE MAKES ME WALK THE PLANK.
AND I SHOUT, "DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING A LITTLE
OVERBOARD?"
AND THE PIRATE SAYS, "NO, YOU
ARE!"
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT BEFORE I JUMP, I ASK HIM,
"CAN'T I JUST HAVE ONE LAST MUG
OF ROOT BEER?"
HE SAYS, "THAT WOULD BE FINE."
SO I TAKE THE MUG AND JUMP.
AND, YOU KNOW, I WOULD HAVE
DROWNED IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR
ONE THING --
ROOT BEER FLOATS!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU KNOW, LIKE A ROOT-BEER
FLOAT.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> [ Laughing ] A ROOT-BEER
FLOAT.
ARRR.
>> SO, HOW MANY JOKES IS THAT?
>> WE NEED ONE MORE.
THEN WE CAN MAKE THE TRADE.
>> HMM.
YOU PUN PIRATES SURE DRIVE A
HARD BARGAIN.
BUT I AM RUNNING LOW ON CANDY,
SO...
>> Flapjack: HEY, I GOT ONE,
PEPPERMINT LARRY.
[ CREAK! ]
UM, WHAT DID THE CANDY SAY TO
THE OTHER CANDY WHEN THE FIRST
CANDY ASKED THE SECOND CANDY IF
THE SECOND CANDY WOULD DANCE
WITH THE FIRST ONE?
"OF COURSE YOU CAN-DY DANCE WITH
ME."
[ GIGGLES ]
[ CREAK! ]
>> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO
PULL HERE, PEPPERMINT LARRY?
>> [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
JUST PULLING YOUR LEG, FELLAS.
I GOT A REAL RIB-TICKLER TO
FINISH HER OFF FOR YOU.
READY?
>> SURE. I GUESS SO.
>> WHY IS THIS JOKE
AS...SLOW...AS...MOLASSES?
'CAUSE IT'S MO-LASS [my last]
JOKE!
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOW GET OUT OF HERE, YOU
RASCALS.
>> CHUCKS, BOY, LET'S GET THESE
JOKES BACK TO THE SHIP.
>> SEE YOU 'ROUND, FELLAS.
HOPE YOU HAVE BARRELS OF FUN
WITH THAT BARREL OF PUNS.
>> WE WILL, PEPPERMINT LAUGHY.
HA HA! ARRR!
>> FLAPJACK, THAT JOKE YOU TOLD
WAS TERRIBLE.
WORST JOKE I EVER HEARD IN MY
LIFE.
>> Flapjack: REALLY?
>> YES.
>> Flapjack: I HAVE ANOTHER ONE!
>> NO-NO-NO-NO-NO.
NO.
JOKE-TELLING IS HARD.
IT'S ONLY FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE
WITH A SPECIAL GIFT --
LIKE ME OR PUNSIE McKALE.
>> Flapjack: WHO'S
PUNSIE McKALE?
>> "WHO IS PUNSIE McKALE"?!
FLAPJACK, PUNSIE McKALE IS THE
FUNNIEST SAILOR IN THE
SEVEN SEAS.
>> Flapjack: WELL, IS HE FUNNIER
THAN YOU?
>> IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.
[ CHUCKLES ]
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
I INVITED PUNSIE TO
STORM-ALONG HARBOR, AND IN A FEW
DAYS, HE AND I WILL BE COMPETING
IN THE...
STORM-ALONG PUN-OFF!
>> Flapjack: WELL, THAT'LL BE
VERY EXCITING.
YOU KNOW, LIKE A STRAWBERRY.
>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE,
FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, WHAT MAKES
A PERSON FUNNY?
>> Bubbie: OH, I DON'T KNOW,
SUGAR.
BUT YOU'RE FUNNY.
>> Flapjack: REALLY?
HOW CAN YOU TELL?
>> Bubbie: WELL, 'CAUSE YOU'RE
CUDDLY AND CUTE, AND YOU LIKE TO
HAVE FUN.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: STOP IT, WOMAN!
NOT YOU, FLAPJACK.
"CUTE'S" NOT FUNNY!
OUT THERE, "CUTE" GETS YOU
KILLED.
>> Flapjack: I DON'T WANT TO
DIE.
I WANT TO TELL JOKES.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I CAN TEACH
YOU JOKE-TELLING.
THEY DON'T CALL ME
"CAPTAIN K'CHUCKLES" FOR
NOTHING.
NOW, A JOKE IS WHEN YOU MAKE
FUN OF SOMEBODY.
SO, SAY THERE'S A LADY IN A BIG,
RED HAT.
>> Flapjack: THERE'S A LADY IN A
BIG, RED HAT.
>> K'nuckles: REALLY? WHERE?
WHERE'S THE LADY?
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: WHERE'S THE LADY?
WHERE?
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHING ]
OH, FLAPJACK, TELL THAT JOKE
AGAIN, BABY.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
>> Flapjack: THERE'S A LADY IN A
BIG, RED HAT.
[ GIGGLES ]
>> NOBODY DOES HAT JOKES
ANYMORE, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: WHY NOT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS THEY'RE JUST OLD HAT...
JOKES.
[ LAUGHING ]
NOW, THERE ARE MANY SPECIES OF
HUMOR, FLAPJACK.
BUT THE PUN, ALSO KNOWN AS
"WORDPLAY" OR "PARONOMASIA," IS
THE MOST SOPHISTICATED AND
DIFFICULT TO MASTER.
ARE YOU READY?
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
THEN WHAT, PRAY TELL, IS THIS?
>> Flapjack: LOOKS LIKE ORDINARY
TABLE SALT.
>> YOU COULD CALL IT ORDINARY,
BUT IT MIGHT BE
IN-SALT-ED. [insulted]
>> Flapjack: DON'T YOU MEAN
"IN-SULT-ED"?
[ SLOOP! ]
OH.
WO-O-O-O-W!
>> AND WE'VE ONLY JUST
BE-PUN.[begun]
ONE LAST TIME FROM THE TOP.
BE NICE TO THE PIE, OR IT WILL
GET...
>> Flapjack: DIS-CRUST-ED.
[disgusted]
>> AND...
>> Flapjack: DESSERT US.
>> AND THAT WOULD FEEL...
[ CLINK! ]
>> Flapjack: OFF-PUDDING!
[off-putting]
>> I AM PROUD OF YOU, FLAPJACK.
YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
LONG WAY ENOUGH TO HELP YOU BEAT
PUNSIE McKALE TOMORROW?
>> OH, NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO.
THOSE PUNS ARE GONNA BE FLYING.
I'D HATE TO SEE YOU GET HURT.
BUT YOU CAN HELP ME PUT THIS
POSTER UP.
>> Flapjack: GOLLY!
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I AM FEELING PRETTY SHARP, AND I
THINK, BY THIS TIME TOMORROW,
OLD PUNSIE McKALE WON'T KNOW
WHAT HIT HIM.
[ SMACK! ]
>> IS THAT SU-POSTER
[supposed to] SCARE ME?
[ RIM SHOT ]
>> [ STAMMERS ]
>> Flapjack: PUNSIE McKALE!
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER,
PEPPERMINT LARRY?
CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?
[ MEOW! ]
OR ARE YOU CHICKEN?
[ CLUCK! ]
I'LL MISS THOSE "FOWL"
YOLKS [jokes] OF YOURS, BUT I'LL
GET ROOSTER [used to] IT.
[ RIM SHOT ]
[ GOBBLE! GOBBLE! ]
WELL, THAT WAS A REAL TURKEY.
[ RIM SHOT ]
GOOD "CLUCK" AT THE PUN-OFF.
[ RIM SHOT ]
IF I WERE YOU, I'D STAY IN MY
SHELL.
[ RIM SHOT ]
HATCH [catch] YOU LATER.
[ RIM SHOT ]
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'VE
GOT TO -- HI, TAIL [hightail] --
IT OUT OF HERE.
[ DRUMROLL, RIM SHOT ]
>> [ HIGH-PITCHED SHRIEK ]
>> HELLO, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME TO THE STORM-ALONG
PUN-OFF.
THIS EVENT IS BEING SPONSORED BY
PEPPERMINT LARRY'S CANDY BARREL.
WHEN YOU GET THE HANKERIN',
JUST DROP YOUR ANCHOR IN
TO PEPPERMINT LARRY'S
CANDY BARREL.
I WAS PAID TO SAY THAT.
WELL, I'M HERE TO WARM UP THE
CROWD, SO HERE I GO.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A POOP DECK
THAT HAS LOLLYPOPS IN IT?
[ CHATTER! ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S WRONG,
PEPPERMINT LARRY?
>> [ GASPS ]
I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
PUNSIE McKALE IS UNBEATABLE!
>> Flapjack: DON'T YOU MEAN
"PUN-BEATABLE"?
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH.
HIS JOKES -- THEY REALLY PACK A
PUN-CH.
>> Flapjack: SEE?
YOU STILL GOT IT.
AND PUNSIE McKALE HASN'T EVEN
SHOWN UP YET.
I BET HE'S JUST AS NERVOUS AS
YOU.
>> [ LAUGHS SOFTLY ]
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, FLAPJACK.
>> AUDIENCE IS ALL WARM, LARRY.
YOUR TIME TO SHINE.
>> IT IS MY TIME TO SHINE...
LIKE A STAR!
>> Flapjack: WHOO!
[ RHYTHMIC CLAPPING ]
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'D
LIKE TO --
>> WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR ONE AND
A HALF?
[ RIM SHOT ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HEY! PUNSIE McKALE!
>> I AM PERFORMING, PUNSIE.
TAKE A SEAT.
>> WELL, IF I TAKE TWO, WILL YOU
TAKE FIVE?
[ RIM SHOT ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I AM SERIOUS, McKALE.
I GOT THE SPOT...LIGHT.
>> OH, LARRY, I KNEW YOU'D BE
DE-LIGHT-ED TO SEE ME.
[ RIM SHOT ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO, MS. LEADING, I HEAR YOU'RE
THE SCHOOLTEACHER.
HOW "CLASSY."
[ RIM SHOT ]
SPEAKING OF CLASSES, WHAT DOES A
SHAPELY DAME LIKE YOURSELF TEACH
THE KIDS -- GEOMETRY?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, STOP IT,
PUNSIE!
IT'S PEPPERMINT LARRY'S TURN TO
TELL JOKES!
TAKE IT AWAY, LARRY.
>> YEAH, TAKE IT FAR AWAY,
LARRY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> O-KAY.
HI, FOLKS.
I'M PEPPERMINT LARRY, UH...
BUT YOU CAN CALL ME
"ACORN LARRY."
>> WHY? 'CAUSE YOU'RE NUTS?
[ RIM SHOT ]
>> [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
NO.
UH, BECAUSE I'M...
A-CORNY JOKE TELLER.
[ AUDIENCE GROANS ]
>> THAT'S YOU IN A NUTSHELL, ALL
RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
WHY DID I COME TO THIS?
>> SO, I, UH, HAVE A FUNNY STORY
TO TELL YOU.
>> WHY DON'T YOU MAKE IT 10
STORIES AND THEN JUMP?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I, UM -- A-A-A PIRATE CAPTAIN
WALKED INTO THE CANDY BARREL THE
OTHER DAY AND ASKED ME FOR SOME
GUM, AND I SAID --
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
...I SAID, "WHY WOULD YOU WANT
GUM THAT'S BEEN DROPPED?"
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
OH, NO! WAIT.
HE, UH, H-HE ASKED FOR A
GUMDROP.
>> GEEZ, THIS IS AWFUL.
>> LET'S GIVE THIS JOKER A HAND,
FOLKS.
HE AIN'T PLAYING WITH A FULL
DECK, BUT HE CERTAINLY IS A
CARD, AND HE KNOWS THAT I'M
STILL THE KING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT'S THE DEAL, LARRY?
YOU FOLDING 'CAUSE WE GOT A FULL
HOUSE HERE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHY DO YOU LOOK SO FLUSH?
I THOUGHT YOU ALWAYS GOT ONE UP
YOUR SLEEVE.
>> [ SOBBING ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, THAT'S NOT
FAIR!
>> OH!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHEESE WITH
THAT WINE? [whine]
[ RIM SHOT ]
>> Flapjack: NO, THANK YOU.
I ALREADY GOT SOME FROM YOUR
CHEESY JOKES.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> HEH.
WELL, I STILL THINK YOU JUST GOT
SOUR GRAPES, WHINY.
>> Flapjack: OH, GREAT COMEBACK.
WHERE'D YOU GET IT -- FROM THE
BAD-JOKE STORE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?
WELL, I GOT SOMETHING IN STORE
FOR YOU.
I'M ABOUT TO OPEN A NEW CHAPTER
IN "RHYME AND PUNISHMENT."
>> Flapjack: UH...
>> YOU THINK YOU'RE READY FOR
MY RHYMES?
YOU'LL SOON BE GREEN AS ENVIOUS
LIMES.
>> Flapjack: UH...
>> I SEE YOU'RE NOT YELLOW,
FELLOW, BUT I DON'T WANT TO MAKE
YOU BLUE, SO GET A CLUE AND
PUR-PULL [purple] THE PLUG
BEFORE YOU PLAY, OR I'LL ARRANGE
[ Distorted ] A RAINBOW ON YOUR
PARADE.
>> Flapjack: UH, YOU'VE GOT
COLORFUL LANGUAGE...
BUT -- BUT I'M A SANDWICH.
[ DING! ]
>> [ Normal voice ] SO, WOULD
YOU LIKE THAT ON "PUN-PERNICKEL"
OR RHYME [rye] BREAD?
[ RIM SHOT ]
LETTUCE [let us] REVIEW ALL OF
THE FACTS.
YOU'VE MUSTARD [mustered] UP THE
WORST-ESTERSHIRE JOKES IN TOWN,
BUT SOMEHOW YOU STILL RELISH
YOURSELF A HERO.
[ RIM SHOT ]
BUT THE TRUTH IS, YOU'RE FULL OF
BALONEY!
YOU'LL NEVER KETCHUP [catch up]
TO ME.
I'M THE BIG CHEESE.
SO EAT IT, KID!
YOU JUST GOT SERVED!
♪ HEYADADADADADA, YADADADADADA ♪
♪ YADADADADA ♪
[ PFT! PFT! ]
>> BOO.
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S ENOUGH!
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE FUNNY.
[ CREAK! ]
I'M A BIT OF A COMEDIAN MYSELF.
SAY THERE'S A LADY IN A BIG, RED
HAT.
>> Flapjack: THERE'S A LADY IN A
BIG, RED HAT.
>> K'nuckles: REALLY? WHERE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME, BOY?
[ GRUNTS ]
WHOA!
[ LAUGHTER ]
UGH!
WHOA!
>> I LOVE SLAPSTICK.
>> WELL, PUNSIE, LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE YESTERDAY'S NEWS.
HUH?
YESTERDAY'S NEWS, RIGHT?
>> EVERYTHING'S A JOKE TO YOU,
ISN'T IT?
[ DRIP! ]
>> OHHH, PUNSIE.
[ WHIP! ]
[ AUDIENCE CHEERING, LAUGHING ]
[ YOINK! ]
[ SMASH! ]
[ CRASH! ]
>> THEY'RE BRINGING THE HOUSE
DOWN!
[ INDISTINCT YELLING ]
[ CRASH! ]
[ RUMBLE! ]
[ SPLASH! ]
>> SO, I TAKE THE MUG AND JUMP,
AND I WOULD HAVE DROWNED IF IT
HADN'T BEEN FOR ONE THING.
ROOT BEER FLOATS!
>> IT CERTAINLY DOES.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> HEY, WE SHOULD SING A SONG
ABOUT THE HIGH SEAS.
>> MY HIGH SEA [C] IS MORE LIKE
A B-FLAT.
>> WELL, I'D SURE "B-FLATTERED"
IF YOU'D GIVE IT A SHOT.
>> WELL, IT'LL BE A SHOT IN THE
DARK.
>> WELL, IT'LL BE A SHOT IN THE
DARK.
>> K'nuckles: AND THAT WAS THE
TIME I HAD TO WAIT IN LINE AT
THE POST OFFICE.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ]
YOU'RE THE TRUEST ADVENTURER OF
ALL TIME, AREN'T YOU, CAPTAIN?
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, ANY
TIME, ANY PLACE, ADVENTURE
ALWAYS AWAITS.
REMEMBER THAT, AND YOU'LL NEVER
BE WITHOUT, UH, ADVENTURE.
>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLES ]
>> K'nuckles: THAT'LL DO, BOY.
[ CLINK! ]
WHAT IN THE BLAZES?!
>> ♪ A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE ♪
>> Flapjack: LOOK, CAPTAIN --
A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE.
>> K'nuckles: EH, THAT'S JUST
JUNK MAIL.
ADVENTURERS ALSO DON'T READ
JUNK.
>> DEH, I DO.
[ WHIP! ]
OOF!
>> Flapjack: AW, I JUST WANTED
TO READ IT, IS ALL.
HUH?
"W.D. MUTTONFLUFFER'S SHOW OF
NEVER SEEN WONDERS"?
>> K'nuckles: NEVER SEEN
WONDERS?
HERE, IN STORM-ALONG?
>> TRAVELING SHOW?
>> ...OF NEVER SEEN WONDERS --
TODAY AT THE CANDY BARREL.
>> All: OOOOOOOH.
>> IT AIN'T EVERY DAY YOU GET TO
SEE SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
BEFORE.
>> Flapjack: WHOOOOOO!
ANY TIME, ANY PLACE, ADVENTURE
ALWAYS AWAITS.
[ GIGGLES ]
>> K'nuckles: UGH!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOU DRAG
ME HERE.
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS
THING IS.
[ SLAM! ]
>> NO ONE KNOWS WHY WE'RE HERE,
EXCEPT ME.
[ CLANK! ]
AND SCIENCE.
[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> K'nuckles: OH, GREAT.
IT'S ANOTHER SCIENCE THINGY
AGAIN.
>> W.D. MUTTONFLUFFER PROUDLY
PRESENTS YOU TO...
THE CINEMATOGROGRAPH.
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
>> K'nuckles: YOU CHARGED
ADMISSION FOR THAT?
>> All: BOOOOOOO!
>> NO, I CHARGED ADMISSION
FOR...
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
...THIS.
[ VAUDEVILLE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ ALL GASP ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> HE'S TRAPPED IN A BOX.
>> YEAH, BUT HOW'D HE GET IN
THERE?
>> HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
>> SHH.
>> HE'S STILL WALKING BY.
>> BUT HE AIN'T GOING NOWHERE.
[ CREAK! ]
[ THUNK! ]
[ WHIP! ]
[ TWINKLE! ]
[ AUDIENCE MURMURS EXCITEDLY ]
>> K'nuckles: THIS IS THE BEST
EVER, EH, FLAP?
>> Flapjack: WELL, I, UH, UH...
[ AUDIENCE OOHing AND AAHing ]
CAPTAIN, CAN WE GO NOW?
>> K'nuckles: YOU KIDDING?
THIS IS THE BEST PART!
>> Flapjack: BUT WOULDN'T YOU
RATHER GO ADVENTURE --
>> All: SHHHHHH!
>> Flapjack: BUT NOTHING'S EVEN
HAPP--
>> All: SHHHH!
>> Flapjack: ...ENING.
[ THUNK! ]
[ GROANS ]
I DON'T GET IT.
K'NUCKLES SAID ADVENTURE HAPPENS
ANYWHERE.
BUT I DON'T SEE HOW THAT COUNTS
AS ADVENTURE.
[ AUDIENCE CHEERING ]
[ SIGHS ]
I GUESS I'LL JUST WAIT FOR HIM.
MMMMNH!
WHEN IS HE GONNA COME OUT OF
THERE?!
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
>> OH, MY GOSH!
HE'S GONNA SIT ON US!
>> All: AAAAH!
[ ALL SIGHS ]
[ ALL GASP ]
[ ALL SIGH ]
>> I LIKE THE PARTS WHERE HE
STOOD UP!
[ ALL AGREEING ]
>> AND I LIKED WHEN HE SAT DOWN.
[ ALL AGREEING ]
>> Bubbie: OH, SUGARLOAF, YOU
KEEP SAYING CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES
SHOULD BE OUT ADVENTURING, BUT
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
FLAPJACK, YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE
YOUR LIFE OF ADVENTURE EVEN IF
THEY LET THEIRS SLIP AWAY IN
SOME FOOL MOVIE THEATER.
>> Flapjack: GEE, I NEVER
THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY.
I FEEL ALL BETTER INSIDE NOW.
THANKS, BUBBIE.
BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: MM-HMM.
OH, THAT'S IT.
THAT'S THE STUFF, BABY.
[ INDISTINCT EXCLAMATIONS ]
>> Flapjack: NOT BUBBIE, TOO.
GOLLY GEE, IT SURE IS SAD AND
LONELY AND QUIET ADVENTURING
ALONE.
>> BUT YOU'RE NEVER ALONE.
YOU'VE GOT ME.
[ GIGGLES ]
>> Flapjack: REALLY?
>> NO, NOT REALLY.
I'M ONLY YOUR REFLECTION.
FAREWELL, MY FRIEND.
[ SPLASH! ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
>> K'nuckles: ANY TIME, ANY
PLACE, ADVENTURE ALWAYS AWAITS.
[ TING! ]
>> Flapjack: I'M GONNA RIDE THIS
BOARD OF ADVENTURE WHEREVER IT
TAKES ME.
WHOA!
HA HA!
DANGER.
LOOK OUT!
WHOO! HOO-HOO! HEE-HEE!
RAAAA!
WHOO! HA HA HA!
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
>> HMM.
WAIT A CANDY-PICKING MINUTE.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT IS IT,
CAPTAIN HANDY?
>> IT'S THIS FILM.
I THINK IT'S...
>> WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT IS IT?
>> WHAT?
>> IT'S...BORING.
>> K'nuckles: I KNEW IT!
>> Bubbie: MM-HMM.
SOMETHING ELSE NEEDS TO HAPPEN
OR SOMETHING.
>> I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
[ CREAK! ]
LET'S GO!
>> All: LET'S GO! COME ON!
>> WE'LL BE TAKING THIS.
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
>> Flapjack: WHOO! HA HA HA!
WHOA! WHOA!
WHOO!
AH! WHOA! HA HA HA!
>> HUH?
THERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE
EVERY DAY.
[ PANTING ]
WAIT, YOUNG LAD.
COULD YOU DO THAT SPECTACULAR
BALANCE THING AGAIN?
>> Flapjack: OH, YOU LIKE
ADVENTURE, TOO, DO YOU?
>> YEAH, YEAH.
JUST BALANCE ON THE BOARD.
STEP RIGHT UP TO SEE
W.D. MUTTONFLUFFER'S LATEST
CINEMATIC SPECTACLE --
"BOARD OF ADVENTURE"!
[ CROWD OOHs AND AHHs ]
[ VAUDEVILLE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> K'nuckles: THAT BOY SURE CAN
BALANCE.
>> THIS IS WORTH MONEY TO SEE.
>> I'D SAY.
[ KA-CHING! ]
>> All: YEAH!
[ KA-CHING! ]
[ SPLASH! SPLASH! ]
>> [ ROARS ]
[ INDISTINCT EXCLAMATIONS ]
>> Flapjack: NOW, WHAT IS GOING
ON IN THERE?
HEY! AN ADVENTURE!
WHAT?!
>> OH, YEAH! YEAH!
>> K'nuckles: GOODBYE,
ADVENTURE!
HELLO, MOVIES!
>> Flapjack: THAT
CINEMATOGROGRAPH IS RUINING THE
TRUEST ADVENTURER THAT EVER
LIVED.
>> [ Laughing ] HEY, THANKS,
KID.
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, THIS PLACE
WOULD BE EMPTY.
[ SQUEEEEEAK! ]
[ THUNK! ]
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK TO
ADVENTURE.
I JUST KNEW IT.
CAP'N?
[ CREAK! ]
[ BLIP! BLIP! ]
[ SMACK! ]
ARE YOU OKAY?
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
WHO'S THERE?
>> Flapjack: IT'S ME --
FLAPJACK.
>> K'nuckles: OH. HI, FLAPJACK.
I, UH...
SAY, AREN'T YOU THAT KID?
>> Flapjack: I...WELL...
>> K'nuckles: OH! OH! OH! OH!
YEEEEEE!
OH, OH!
DO THAT BALANCE THING YOU DO,
LIKE YOU DO IN THE PICTURE SHOW!
>> Flapjack: WELL...OKAY.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE OUT OF THAT
MOVIE.
>> K'nuckles: YEEEEE! YEEEEE!
>> Flapjack: WHOA! WHOA!
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ]
[ WARBLE! ]
SAY, FLAP, YOU DON'T THINK YOU
COULD GET OLD K'NUCKLES INTO ONE
OF THOSE PICTURE SHOWS, DO YOU?
>> Flapjack: WELL...
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
OKAY.
>> K'nuckles: YEEEEEE!
>> Flapjack: BUT YOU HAVE TO
STAY OUT OF THAT THEATER FROM
NOW ON.
>> K'nuckles: DONE.
>> Flapjack: AND...
>> K'nuckles: AND?
>> Flapjack: AND YOU HAVE TO
PROMISE TO TAKE ME ON AN
ADVENTURE.
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, OKAY.
I PROMISE.
DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN GET
ME IN, FLAP?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
GOOD SIR, WITH MY HELP, YOU'RE
GOING TO BE A STAR.
>> Flapjack: YOU PROMISED WHEN
WE WERE DONE, WE'D GO ON AN
ADVENTURE.
>> K'nuckles: WE WILL.
JUST HANG ON.
>> Flapjack: YOU SAID YOU
WOULDN'T GO IN THE THEATER
ANYMORE.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I'M NOT IN
IT, AM I?
>> Flapjack: BUT...
>> K'nuckles: SHHH.
IT'S STARTING.
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I WOULD
LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO THE WORLD
PREMIERE OF THE BEST FILM OF ALL
TIME.
[ VAUDEVILLE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> K'nuckles: LET'S GET OUT OF
HERE, FLAPJACK.
FLAP?
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, COME ON.
LET'S GO.
I DON'T LIKE MOVIES ANYMORE.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ]
>> WHAT DO YOU CALL A POOP DECK
THAT HAS LOLLYPOPS IN IT?
A LOLLY POOP...DECK.
[ LAUGHS ]
NOW, WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU
CROSS A POOP DECK WITH A BUNCH
OF LOLLYPOPS?
A LOLLY POOP...DECK.
MY NAME'S LOLLY POOPDECK.
LOLLY POOP DECK.
YES, I DO DO PARTIES.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪
♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY, OKAY.
SO, A PIRATE CAPTAIN WALKED IN
HERE THE OTHER DAY AND ASKED ME
FOR A GUMDROP.
I SAY TO HIM, "WHY WOULD YOU
WANT GUM THAT'S BEEN DROPPED?"
[ LAUGHTER ]
"SIR," I SAY, "WOULDN'T YOU
RATHER HAVE A CANDY FISH?"
HE SAYS, "CANDY FISH?
IS IT SWEET?"
AND I SAY, "WELL, IT'S
SWEDISH." [sweetish]
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO, NOW THE CAPTAIN IS SO ANGRY,
HE MAKES ME WALK THE PLANK.
AND I SHOUT, "DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING A LITTLE
OVERBOARD?"
AND THE PIRATE SAYS, "NO, YOU
ARE!"
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT BEFORE I JUMP, I ASK HIM,
"CAN'T I JUST HAVE ONE LAST MUG
OF ROOT BEER?"
HE SAYS, "THAT WOULD BE FINE."
SO I TAKE THE MUG AND JUMP.
AND, YOU KNOW, I WOULD HAVE
DROWNED IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR
ONE THING --
ROOT BEER FLOATS!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU KNOW, LIKE A ROOT-BEER
FLOAT.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> [ Laughing ] A ROOT-BEER
FLOAT.
ARRR.
>> SO, HOW MANY JOKES IS THAT?
>> WE NEED ONE MORE.
THEN WE CAN MAKE THE TRADE.
>> HMM.
YOU PUN PIRATES SURE DRIVE A
HARD BARGAIN.
BUT I AM RUNNING LOW ON CANDY,
SO...
>> Flapjack: HEY, I GOT ONE,
PEPPERMINT LARRY.
[ CREAK! ]
UM, WHAT DID THE CANDY SAY TO
THE OTHER CANDY WHEN THE FIRST
CANDY ASKED THE SECOND CANDY IF
THE SECOND CANDY WOULD DANCE
WITH THE FIRST ONE?
"OF COURSE YOU CAN-DY DANCE WITH
ME."
[ GIGGLES ]
[ CREAK! ]
>> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO
PULL HERE, PEPPERMINT LARRY?
>> [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
JUST PULLING YOUR LEG, FELLAS.
I GOT A REAL RIB-TICKLER TO
FINISH HER OFF FOR YOU.
READY?
>> SURE. I GUESS SO.
>> WHY IS THIS JOKE
AS...SLOW...AS...MOLASSES?
'CAUSE IT'S MO-LASS [my last]
JOKE!
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOW GET OUT OF HERE, YOU
RASCALS.
>> CHUCKS, BOY, LET'S GET THESE
JOKES BACK TO THE SHIP.
>> SEE YOU 'ROUND, FELLAS.
HOPE YOU HAVE BARRELS OF FUN
WITH THAT BARREL OF PUNS.
>> WE WILL, PEPPERMINT LAUGHY.
HA HA! ARRR!
>> FLAPJACK, THAT JOKE YOU TOLD
WAS TERRIBLE.
WORST JOKE I EVER HEARD IN MY
LIFE.
>> Flapjack: REALLY?
>> YES.
>> Flapjack: I HAVE ANOTHER ONE!
>> NO-NO-NO-NO-NO.
NO.
JOKE-TELLING IS HARD.
IT'S ONLY FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE
WITH A SPECIAL GIFT --
LIKE ME OR PUNSIE McKALE.
>> Flapjack: WHO'S
PUNSIE McKALE?
>> "WHO IS PUNSIE McKALE"?!
FLAPJACK, PUNSIE McKALE IS THE
FUNNIEST SAILOR IN THE
SEVEN SEAS.
>> Flapjack: WELL, IS HE FUNNIER
THAN YOU?
>> IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.
[ CHUCKLES ]
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
I INVITED PUNSIE TO
STORM-ALONG HARBOR, AND IN A FEW
DAYS, HE AND I WILL BE COMPETING
IN THE...
STORM-ALONG PUN-OFF!
>> Flapjack: WELL, THAT'LL BE
VERY EXCITING.
YOU KNOW, LIKE A STRAWBERRY.
>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE,
FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, WHAT MAKES
A PERSON FUNNY?
>> Bubbie: OH, I DON'T KNOW,
SUGAR.
BUT YOU'RE FUNNY.
>> Flapjack: REALLY?
HOW CAN YOU TELL?
>> Bubbie: WELL, 'CAUSE YOU'RE
CUDDLY AND CUTE, AND YOU LIKE TO
HAVE FUN.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: STOP IT, WOMAN!
NOT YOU, FLAPJACK.
"CUTE'S" NOT FUNNY!
OUT THERE, "CUTE" GETS YOU
KILLED.
>> Flapjack: I DON'T WANT TO
DIE.
I WANT TO TELL JOKES.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I CAN TEACH
YOU JOKE-TELLING.
THEY DON'T CALL ME
"CAPTAIN K'CHUCKLES" FOR
NOTHING.
NOW, A JOKE IS WHEN YOU MAKE
FUN OF SOMEBODY.
SO, SAY THERE'S A LADY IN A BIG,
RED HAT.
>> Flapjack: THERE'S A LADY IN A
BIG, RED HAT.
>> K'nuckles: REALLY? WHERE?
WHERE'S THE LADY?
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: WHERE'S THE LADY?
WHERE?
>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHING ]
OH, FLAPJACK, TELL THAT JOKE
AGAIN, BABY.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
>> Flapjack: THERE'S A LADY IN A
BIG, RED HAT.
[ GIGGLES ]
>> NOBODY DOES HAT JOKES
ANYMORE, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: WHY NOT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS THEY'RE JUST OLD HAT...
JOKES.
[ LAUGHING ]
NOW, THERE ARE MANY SPECIES OF
HUMOR, FLAPJACK.
BUT THE PUN, ALSO KNOWN AS
"WORDPLAY" OR "PARONOMASIA," IS
THE MOST SOPHISTICATED AND
DIFFICULT TO MASTER.
ARE YOU READY?
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
THEN WHAT, PRAY TELL, IS THIS?
>> Flapjack: LOOKS LIKE ORDINARY
TABLE SALT.
>> YOU COULD CALL IT ORDINARY,
BUT IT MIGHT BE
IN-SALT-ED. [insulted]
>> Flapjack: DON'T YOU MEAN
"IN-SULT-ED"?
[ SLOOP! ]
OH.
WO-O-O-O-W!
>> AND WE'VE ONLY JUST
BE-PUN.[begun]
ONE LAST TIME FROM THE TOP.
BE NICE TO THE PIE, OR IT WILL
GET...
>> Flapjack: DIS-CRUST-ED.
[disgusted]
>> AND...
>> Flapjack: DESSERT US.
>> AND THAT WOULD FEEL...
[ CLINK! ]
>> Flapjack: OFF-PUDDING!
[off-putting]
>> I AM PROUD OF YOU, FLAPJACK.
YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
LONG WAY ENOUGH TO HELP YOU BEAT
PUNSIE McKALE TOMORROW?
>> OH, NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO.
THOSE PUNS ARE GONNA BE FLYING.
I'D HATE TO SEE YOU GET HURT.
BUT YOU CAN HELP ME PUT THIS
POSTER UP.
>> Flapjack: GOLLY!
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I AM FEELING PRETTY SHARP, AND I
THINK, BY THIS TIME TOMORROW,
OLD PUNSIE McKALE WON'T KNOW
WHAT HIT HIM.
[ SMACK! ]
>> IS THAT SU-POSTER
[supposed to] SCARE ME?
[ RIM SHOT ]
>> [ STAMMERS ]
>> Flapjack: PUNSIE McKALE!
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER,
PEPPERMINT LARRY?
CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?
[ MEOW! ]
OR ARE YOU CHICKEN?
[ CLUCK! ]
I'LL MISS THOSE "FOWL"
YOLKS [jokes] OF YOURS, BUT I'LL
GET ROOSTER [used to] IT.
[ RIM SHOT ]
[ GOBBLE! GOBBLE! ]
WELL, THAT WAS A REAL TURKEY.
[ RIM SHOT ]
GOOD "CLUCK" AT THE PUN-OFF.
[ RIM SHOT ]
IF I WERE YOU, I'D STAY IN MY
SHELL.
[ RIM SHOT ]
HATCH [catch] YOU LATER.
[ RIM SHOT ]
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'VE
GOT TO -- HI, TAIL [hightail] --
IT OUT OF HERE.
[ DRUMROLL, RIM SHOT ]
>> [ HIGH-PITCHED SHRIEK ]
>> HELLO, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME TO THE STORM-ALONG
PUN-OFF.
THIS EVENT IS BEING SPONSORED BY
PEPPERMINT LARRY'S CANDY BARREL.
WHEN YOU GET THE HANKERIN',
JUST DROP YOUR ANCHOR IN
TO PEPPERMINT LARRY'S
CANDY BARREL.
I WAS PAID TO SAY THAT.
WELL, I'M HERE TO WARM UP THE
CROWD, SO HERE I GO.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A POOP DECK
THAT HAS LOLLYPOPS IN IT?
[ CHATTER! ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S WRONG,
PEPPERMINT LARRY?
>> [ GASPS ]
I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
PUNSIE McKALE IS UNBEATABLE!
>> Flapjack: DON'T YOU MEAN
"PUN-BEATABLE"?
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH.
HIS JOKES -- THEY REALLY PACK A
PUN-CH.
>> Flapjack: SEE?
YOU STILL GOT IT.
AND PUNSIE McKALE HASN'T EVEN
SHOWN UP YET.
I BET HE'S JUST AS NERVOUS AS
YOU.
>> [ LAUGHS SOFTLY ]
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, FLAPJACK.
>> AUDIENCE IS ALL WARM, LARRY.
YOUR TIME TO SHINE.
>> IT IS MY TIME TO SHINE...
LIKE A STAR!
>> Flapjack: WHOO!
[ RHYTHMIC CLAPPING ]
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'D
LIKE TO --
>> WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR ONE AND
A HALF?
[ RIM SHOT ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HEY! PUNSIE McKALE!
>> I AM PERFORMING, PUNSIE.
TAKE A SEAT.
>> WELL, IF I TAKE TWO, WILL YOU
TAKE FIVE?
[ RIM SHOT ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I AM SERIOUS, McKALE.
I GOT THE SPOT...LIGHT.
>> OH, LARRY, I KNEW YOU'D BE
DE-LIGHT-ED TO SEE ME.
[ RIM SHOT ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO, MS. LEADING, I HEAR YOU'RE
THE SCHOOLTEACHER.
HOW "CLASSY."
[ RIM SHOT ]
SPEAKING OF CLASSES, WHAT DOES A
SHAPELY DAME LIKE YOURSELF TEACH
THE KIDS -- GEOMETRY?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, STOP IT,
PUNSIE!
IT'S PEPPERMINT LARRY'S TURN TO
TELL JOKES!
TAKE IT AWAY, LARRY.
>> YEAH, TAKE IT FAR AWAY,
LARRY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> O-KAY.
HI, FOLKS.
I'M PEPPERMINT LARRY, UH...
BUT YOU CAN CALL ME
"ACORN LARRY."
>> WHY? 'CAUSE YOU'RE NUTS?
[ RIM SHOT ]
>> [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
NO.
UH, BECAUSE I'M...
A-CORNY JOKE TELLER.
[ AUDIENCE GROANS ]
>> THAT'S YOU IN A NUTSHELL, ALL
RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
WHY DID I COME TO THIS?
>> SO, I, UH, HAVE A FUNNY STORY
TO TELL YOU.
>> WHY DON'T YOU MAKE IT 10
STORIES AND THEN JUMP?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I, UM -- A-A-A PIRATE CAPTAIN
WALKED INTO THE CANDY BARREL THE
OTHER DAY AND ASKED ME FOR SOME
GUM, AND I SAID --
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
...I SAID, "WHY WOULD YOU WANT
GUM THAT'S BEEN DROPPED?"
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
OH, NO! WAIT.
HE, UH, H-HE ASKED FOR A
GUMDROP.
>> GEEZ, THIS IS AWFUL.
>> LET'S GIVE THIS JOKER A HAND,
FOLKS.
HE AIN'T PLAYING WITH A FULL
DECK, BUT HE CERTAINLY IS A
CARD, AND HE KNOWS THAT I'M
STILL THE KING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT'S THE DEAL, LARRY?
YOU FOLDING 'CAUSE WE GOT A FULL
HOUSE HERE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHY DO YOU LOOK SO FLUSH?
I THOUGHT YOU ALWAYS GOT ONE UP
YOUR SLEEVE.
>> [ SOBBING ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, THAT'S NOT
FAIR!
>> OH!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHEESE WITH
THAT WINE? [whine]
[ RIM SHOT ]
>> Flapjack: NO, THANK YOU.
I ALREADY GOT SOME FROM YOUR
CHEESY JOKES.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> HEH.
WELL, I STILL THINK YOU JUST GOT
SOUR GRAPES, WHINY.
>> Flapjack: OH, GREAT COMEBACK.
WHERE'D YOU GET IT -- FROM THE
BAD-JOKE STORE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?
WELL, I GOT SOMETHING IN STORE
FOR YOU.
I'M ABOUT TO OPEN A NEW CHAPTER
IN "RHYME AND PUNISHMENT."
>> Flapjack: UH...
>> YOU THINK YOU'RE READY FOR
MY RHYMES?
YOU'LL SOON BE GREEN AS ENVIOUS
LIMES.
>> Flapjack: UH...
>> I SEE YOU'RE NOT YELLOW,
FELLOW, BUT I DON'T WANT TO MAKE
YOU BLUE, SO GET A CLUE AND
PUR-PULL [purple] THE PLUG
BEFORE YOU PLAY, OR I'LL ARRANGE
[ Distorted ] A RAINBOW ON YOUR
PARADE.
>> Flapjack: UH, YOU'VE GOT
COLORFUL LANGUAGE...
BUT -- BUT I'M A SANDWICH.
[ DING! ]
>> [ Normal voice ] SO, WOULD
YOU LIKE THAT ON "PUN-PERNICKEL"
OR RHYME [rye] BREAD?
[ RIM SHOT ]
LETTUCE [let us] REVIEW ALL OF
THE FACTS.
YOU'VE MUSTARD [mustered] UP THE
WORST-ESTERSHIRE JOKES IN TOWN,
BUT SOMEHOW YOU STILL RELISH
YOURSELF A HERO.
[ RIM SHOT ]
BUT THE TRUTH IS, YOU'RE FULL OF
BALONEY!
YOU'LL NEVER KETCHUP [catch up]
TO ME.
I'M THE BIG CHEESE.
SO EAT IT, KID!
YOU JUST GOT SERVED!
♪ HEYADADADADADA, YADADADADADA ♪
♪ YADADADADA ♪
[ PFT! PFT! ]
>> BOO.
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S ENOUGH!
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE FUNNY.
[ CREAK! ]
I'M A BIT OF A COMEDIAN MYSELF.
SAY THERE'S A LADY IN A BIG, RED
HAT.
>> Flapjack: THERE'S A LADY IN A
BIG, RED HAT.
>> K'nuckles: REALLY? WHERE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME, BOY?
[ GRUNTS ]
WHOA!
[ LAUGHTER ]
UGH!
WHOA!
>> I LOVE SLAPSTICK.
>> WELL, PUNSIE, LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE YESTERDAY'S NEWS.
HUH?
YESTERDAY'S NEWS, RIGHT?
>> EVERYTHING'S A JOKE TO YOU,
ISN'T IT?
[ DRIP! ]
>> OHHH, PUNSIE.
[ WHIP! ]
[ AUDIENCE CHEERING, LAUGHING ]
[ YOINK! ]
[ SMASH! ]
[ CRASH! ]
>> THEY'RE BRINGING THE HOUSE
DOWN!
[ INDISTINCT YELLING ]
[ CRASH! ]
[ RUMBLE! ]
[ SPLASH! ]
>> SO, I TAKE THE MUG AND JUMP,
AND I WOULD HAVE DROWNED IF IT
HADN'T BEEN FOR ONE THING.
ROOT BEER FLOATS!
>> IT CERTAINLY DOES.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> HEY, WE SHOULD SING A SONG
ABOUT THE HIGH SEAS.
>> MY HIGH SEA [C] IS MORE LIKE
A B-FLAT.
>> WELL, I'D SURE "B-FLATTERED"
IF YOU'D GIVE IT A SHOT.
>> WELL, IT'LL BE A SHOT IN THE
DARK.
>> WELL, IT'LL BE A SHOT IN THE
DARK.
>> K'nuckles: AND THAT WAS THE
TIME I HAD TO WAIT IN LINE AT
THE POST OFFICE.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ]
YOU'RE THE TRUEST ADVENTURER OF
ALL TIME, AREN'T YOU, CAPTAIN?
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, ANY
TIME, ANY PLACE, ADVENTURE
ALWAYS AWAITS.
REMEMBER THAT, AND YOU'LL NEVER
BE WITHOUT, UH, ADVENTURE.
>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLES ]
>> K'nuckles: THAT'LL DO, BOY.
[ CLINK! ]
WHAT IN THE BLAZES?!
>> ♪ A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE ♪
>> Flapjack: LOOK, CAPTAIN --
A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE.
>> K'nuckles: EH, THAT'S JUST
JUNK MAIL.
ADVENTURERS ALSO DON'T READ
JUNK.
>> DEH, I DO.
[ WHIP! ]
OOF!
>> Flapjack: AW, I JUST WANTED
TO READ IT, IS ALL.
HUH?
"W.D. MUTTONFLUFFER'S SHOW OF
NEVER SEEN WONDERS"?
>> K'nuckles: NEVER SEEN
WONDERS?
HERE, IN STORM-ALONG?
>> TRAVELING SHOW?
>> ...OF NEVER SEEN WONDERS --
TODAY AT THE CANDY BARREL.
>> All: OOOOOOOH.
>> IT AIN'T EVERY DAY YOU GET TO
SEE SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
BEFORE.
>> Flapjack: WHOOOOOO!
ANY TIME, ANY PLACE, ADVENTURE
ALWAYS AWAITS.
[ GIGGLES ]
>> K'nuckles: UGH!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOU DRAG
ME HERE.
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS
THING IS.
[ SLAM! ]
>> NO ONE KNOWS WHY WE'RE HERE,
EXCEPT ME.
[ CLANK! ]
AND SCIENCE.
[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> K'nuckles: OH, GREAT.
IT'S ANOTHER SCIENCE THINGY
AGAIN.
>> W.D. MUTTONFLUFFER PROUDLY
PRESENTS YOU TO...
THE CINEMATOGROGRAPH.
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
>> K'nuckles: YOU CHARGED
ADMISSION FOR THAT?
>> All: BOOOOOOO!
>> NO, I CHARGED ADMISSION
FOR...
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
...THIS.
[ VAUDEVILLE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ ALL GASP ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> HE'S TRAPPED IN A BOX.
>> YEAH, BUT HOW'D HE GET IN
THERE?
>> HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
>> SHH.
>> HE'S STILL WALKING BY.
>> BUT HE AIN'T GOING NOWHERE.
[ CREAK! ]
[ THUNK! ]
[ WHIP! ]
[ TWINKLE! ]
[ AUDIENCE MURMURS EXCITEDLY ]
>> K'nuckles: THIS IS THE BEST
EVER, EH, FLAP?
>> Flapjack: WELL, I, UH, UH...
[ AUDIENCE OOHing AND AAHing ]
CAPTAIN, CAN WE GO NOW?
>> K'nuckles: YOU KIDDING?
THIS IS THE BEST PART!
>> Flapjack: BUT WOULDN'T YOU
RATHER GO ADVENTURE --
>> All: SHHHHHH!
>> Flapjack: BUT NOTHING'S EVEN
HAPP--
>> All: SHHHH!
>> Flapjack: ...ENING.
[ THUNK! ]
[ GROANS ]
I DON'T GET IT.
K'NUCKLES SAID ADVENTURE HAPPENS
ANYWHERE.
BUT I DON'T SEE HOW THAT COUNTS
AS ADVENTURE.
[ AUDIENCE CHEERING ]
[ SIGHS ]
I GUESS I'LL JUST WAIT FOR HIM.
MMMMNH!
WHEN IS HE GONNA COME OUT OF
THERE?!
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
>> OH, MY GOSH!
HE'S GONNA SIT ON US!
>> All: AAAAH!
[ ALL SIGHS ]
[ ALL GASP ]
[ ALL SIGH ]
>> I LIKE THE PARTS WHERE HE
STOOD UP!
[ ALL AGREEING ]
>> AND I LIKED WHEN HE SAT DOWN.
[ ALL AGREEING ]
>> Bubbie: OH, SUGARLOAF, YOU
KEEP SAYING CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES
SHOULD BE OUT ADVENTURING, BUT
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
FLAPJACK, YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE
YOUR LIFE OF ADVENTURE EVEN IF
THEY LET THEIRS SLIP AWAY IN
SOME FOOL MOVIE THEATER.
>> Flapjack: GEE, I NEVER
THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY.
I FEEL ALL BETTER INSIDE NOW.
THANKS, BUBBIE.
BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: MM-HMM.
OH, THAT'S IT.
THAT'S THE STUFF, BABY.
[ INDISTINCT EXCLAMATIONS ]
>> Flapjack: NOT BUBBIE, TOO.
GOLLY GEE, IT SURE IS SAD AND
LONELY AND QUIET ADVENTURING
ALONE.
>> BUT YOU'RE NEVER ALONE.
YOU'VE GOT ME.
[ GIGGLES ]
>> Flapjack: REALLY?
>> NO, NOT REALLY.
I'M ONLY YOUR REFLECTION.
FAREWELL, MY FRIEND.
[ SPLASH! ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
>> K'nuckles: ANY TIME, ANY
PLACE, ADVENTURE ALWAYS AWAITS.
[ TING! ]
>> Flapjack: I'M GONNA RIDE THIS
BOARD OF ADVENTURE WHEREVER IT
TAKES ME.
WHOA!
HA HA!
DANGER.
LOOK OUT!
WHOO! HOO-HOO! HEE-HEE!
RAAAA!
WHOO! HA HA HA!
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
>> HMM.
WAIT A CANDY-PICKING MINUTE.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT IS IT,
CAPTAIN HANDY?
>> IT'S THIS FILM.
I THINK IT'S...
>> WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT IS IT?
>> WHAT?
>> IT'S...BORING.
>> K'nuckles: I KNEW IT!
>> Bubbie: MM-HMM.
SOMETHING ELSE NEEDS TO HAPPEN
OR SOMETHING.
>> I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
[ CREAK! ]
LET'S GO!
>> All: LET'S GO! COME ON!
>> WE'LL BE TAKING THIS.
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
>> Flapjack: WHOO! HA HA HA!
WHOA! WHOA!
WHOO!
AH! WHOA! HA HA HA!
>> HUH?
THERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE
EVERY DAY.
[ PANTING ]
WAIT, YOUNG LAD.
COULD YOU DO THAT SPECTACULAR
BALANCE THING AGAIN?
>> Flapjack: OH, YOU LIKE
ADVENTURE, TOO, DO YOU?
>> YEAH, YEAH.
JUST BALANCE ON THE BOARD.
STEP RIGHT UP TO SEE
W.D. MUTTONFLUFFER'S LATEST
CINEMATIC SPECTACLE --
"BOARD OF ADVENTURE"!
[ CROWD OOHs AND AHHs ]
[ VAUDEVILLE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> K'nuckles: THAT BOY SURE CAN
BALANCE.
>> THIS IS WORTH MONEY TO SEE.
>> I'D SAY.
[ KA-CHING! ]
>> All: YEAH!
[ KA-CHING! ]
[ SPLASH! SPLASH! ]
>> [ ROARS ]
[ INDISTINCT EXCLAMATIONS ]
>> Flapjack: NOW, WHAT IS GOING
ON IN THERE?
HEY! AN ADVENTURE!
WHAT?!
>> OH, YEAH! YEAH!
>> K'nuckles: GOODBYE,
ADVENTURE!
HELLO, MOVIES!
>> Flapjack: THAT
CINEMATOGROGRAPH IS RUINING THE
TRUEST ADVENTURER THAT EVER
LIVED.
>> [ Laughing ] HEY, THANKS,
KID.
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, THIS PLACE
WOULD BE EMPTY.
[ SQUEEEEEAK! ]
[ THUNK! ]
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!
I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK TO
ADVENTURE.
I JUST KNEW IT.
CAP'N?
[ CREAK! ]
[ BLIP! BLIP! ]
[ SMACK! ]
ARE YOU OKAY?
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
WHO'S THERE?
>> Flapjack: IT'S ME --
FLAPJACK.
>> K'nuckles: OH. HI, FLAPJACK.
I, UH...
SAY, AREN'T YOU THAT KID?
>> Flapjack: I...WELL...
>> K'nuckles: OH! OH! OH! OH!
YEEEEEE!
OH, OH!
DO THAT BALANCE THING YOU DO,
LIKE YOU DO IN THE PICTURE SHOW!
>> Flapjack: WELL...OKAY.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE OUT OF THAT
MOVIE.
>> K'nuckles: YEEEEE! YEEEEE!
>> Flapjack: WHOA! WHOA!
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ]
[ WARBLE! ]
SAY, FLAP, YOU DON'T THINK YOU
COULD GET OLD K'NUCKLES INTO ONE
OF THOSE PICTURE SHOWS, DO YOU?
>> Flapjack: WELL...
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
OKAY.
>> K'nuckles: YEEEEEE!
>> Flapjack: BUT YOU HAVE TO
STAY OUT OF THAT THEATER FROM
NOW ON.
>> K'nuckles: DONE.
>> Flapjack: AND...
>> K'nuckles: AND?
>> Flapjack: AND YOU HAVE TO
PROMISE TO TAKE ME ON AN
ADVENTURE.
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, OKAY.
I PROMISE.
DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN GET
ME IN, FLAP?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
GOOD SIR, WITH MY HELP, YOU'RE
GOING TO BE A STAR.
>> Flapjack: YOU PROMISED WHEN
WE WERE DONE, WE'D GO ON AN
ADVENTURE.
>> K'nuckles: WE WILL.
JUST HANG ON.
>> Flapjack: YOU SAID YOU
WOULDN'T GO IN THE THEATER
ANYMORE.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I'M NOT IN
IT, AM I?
>> Flapjack: BUT...
>> K'nuckles: SHHH.
IT'S STARTING.
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I WOULD
LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO THE WORLD
PREMIERE OF THE BEST FILM OF ALL
TIME.
[ VAUDEVILLE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> K'nuckles: LET'S GET OUT OF
HERE, FLAPJACK.
FLAP?
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, COME ON.
LET'S GO.
I DON'T LIKE MOVIES ANYMORE.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ]
>> WHAT DO YOU CALL A POOP DECK
THAT HAS LOLLYPOPS IN IT?
A LOLLY POOP...DECK.
[ LAUGHS ]
NOW, WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU
CROSS A POOP DECK WITH A BUNCH
OF LOLLYPOPS?
A LOLLY POOP...DECK.
MY NAME'S LOLLY POOPDECK.
LOLLY POOP DECK.
YES, I DO DO PARTIES.