The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 1, Episode 11 - Mechanical Genie Island/Revenge - full transcript
Flapjack and K'nuckles are held hostage by a mechanical genie.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪
♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
>> K'nuckles: THREE DAYS WITH NO
FOOD.
[ BELL RINGS ]
FOOD!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> K'nuckles: HOW ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO CATCH ANYTHING IF
YOU RING THE BELL EVERY TIME YOU
NEED A BREATH OF AIR?
>> Flapjack: I DON'T THINK I
MAKE VERY GOOD BAIT, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: BUT WE DO IT
'CAUSE IT'S AN...?
>> Flapjack: ADVENT--
[ WHIRRING ]
HI, FISHY.
[ CREAK! ]
[ PLUNK! ]
[ SMOOCHES ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
[ SQUISH! ]
[ WHIRRING ]
>> K'nuckles: FOOD!
[ THUD! ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
SORRY, CAP'N.
CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: MMM, FOOD.
[ LAUGHS ]
FOOD.
[ MUNCHING ]
AHH...
>> Flapjack: DO YOU WANT THE
REST OF THE INSIDE OF THIS BROWN
THING?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I'LL HAVE
SOME OF THAT.
[ MUNCHING ]
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING THAT
COULD MAKE THIS A BETTER
AFTERNOON.
>> Flapjack: I CAN.
LET'S PLAY A GAME.
>> K'nuckles: GAMES GIVE ME
INDIGESTION.
>> Flapjack: I'M THINKING OF A
NUMBER.
GUESS WHAT NUMBER.
IT'S A NUMBER YOU KNOW.
>> K'nuckles: ONE.
>> Flapjack: UNH-UNH.
>> K'nuckles: THREE.
FOUR, FIVE, 15.
>> Flapjack: IT'S TWO.
>> K'nuckles: I HATE GAMES.
>> I LIKE GAMES.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Flapjack: WHO ARE YOU?
>> I AM MECHANICAL GENIE.
AND THIS IS MY GAME.
[ TWINKLE! ]
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS KEEP TRACK
OF THIS BALL.
>> Flapjack: I WANT TO PLAY!
>> NOW, WHICH CUP IS IT UNDER?
>> K'nuckles: UH, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: YES, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: LET ME GIVE YOU
SOME ADVICE.
WHEN YOU'RE IN A STRANGE PLACE
AND SOMETHING STRANGER, LIKE A
MECHANICAL GENIE, ASKS YOU TO
PLAY A GAME OF CHANCE --
>> Flapjack: IT'S UNDER THE CUP
ON THE RIGHT.
>> YOUR TALENT FOR THIS GAME IS
MOST IMPRESSIVE.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
LET'S MAKE THE NEXT ONE MORE
INTERESTING.
IF YOU WIN, I'LL GRANT YOU ANY
WISH OF YOUR CHOICE.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
BUT IF YOU LOSE, YOU MUST REMAIN
HERE ON MECHANICAL GENIE ISLAND
AS MY BUTLERS FOR THE REST OF
YOUR LIVES.
>> K'nuckles: DO YOU KNOW WHERE
CANDIED ISLAND IS?
>> N-- YES. MAYBE.
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE IN.
♪ WE'RE GOING TO CANDIED
ISLAND ♪
[ WHIRRING ]
[ DING! ]
[ WHIRRING ]
[ DING! ]
[ WHIRRING ]
>> MAKE YOUR CHOICE.
>> Flapjack: I THINK...IT
IS...UM...
>> K'nuckles: PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
>> Flapjack: THIS ONE?
[ CREAKING ]
>> K'nuckles: GET READY TO RUN.
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> K'nuckles: MAKE FOR THE RAFT!
[ MACHINE WHIRS ]
[ TIRE SQUEALS ]
[ TIRE SCREECHES ]
[ SNAP! ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
SO, NOW THAT YOU'RE MY BUTLERS
FOR LIFE, WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Flapjack: FLAPJACK.
>> K'nuckles: CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
>> OH, MY, THAT WILL NEVER DO.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
FROM NOW ON, YOU'LL BE KNOWN AS
BUTLER FOR LIFE NUMBER ONE...
[ DING! ]
...AND BUTLER FOR LIFE NUMBER
TWO.
>> K'nuckles: PBHT!
>> NOW...
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
...GO FETCH ME SOME FRESH
LUBRICANT.
AND THAT'S WHEN I TOLD HER SHE
WAS A FEW GEARS SHORT OF A
MECHANISM.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
HA, HA, HA, HA-HA-HA-HA.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
WHICH REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER
MECHANICAL GENIE STORY THAT
HAPPENED WHEN I WAS BUILT MANY,
MANY GEARS AGO.
HA, HA, HA, HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.
>> K'nuckles: THIS GUY IS...
[ SHUDDERS ]
...HORRIBLE.
WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE, FLAP.
>> Flapjack: I DON'T KNOW,
CAP'N.
HE'S WATCHING US.
[ SIZZLE! ]
[ SCRAPING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPING ]
>> Flapjack: THERE.
WE ORGANIZED ALL THE ROCKS ON
THE BEACH LIKE YOU ASKED.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
ANYTHING ELSE, YOUR MAJESTY?
>> YES.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
PUT THEM BACK.
>> Both: [ GASP ]
>> YEAH, THEY'RE BLOCKING MY
VIEW OF THE OCEAN.
[ SEA GULLS CAW ]
AH, YES, THAT'S BETTER.
WAIT, I BELIEVE I JUST GREW
WEARY OF MY VIEW OF THE OCEAN.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
PUT THE ROCKS BACK AGAIN.
>> Both: [ GASP ]
>> JUST KIDDING.
HA, HA, HA-HA-HA-HA.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON
YOUR FACES.
HA-HA-HA-HA, HA, HA, HA, HA.
>> Both: [ LAUGH ]
>> WHO SAYS MECHANICAL GENIES DO
NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: NOT ME, SIR.
HOW ABOUT YOU, K'NUCKLES?
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
NO, BOY.
>> All: [ LAUGH ]
>> NO, SERIOUSLY, PUT THEM BACK.
EXCELLENT.
NOW, I WANT YOU TO PLEASE MY
SENSES WITH...
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
...A SAND SCULPTURE.
>> Flapjack: OH, BOY, FUN IN THE
SAND.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT KIND OF
SCULPTURE?
>> OH, ANY KIND.
JUST ENJOY YOURSELVES, AND I'M
SURE IT'LL PLEASE ME.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Flapjack: TA-DA!
>> YES, OVERALL, I LIKE IT.
THERE'S A LOT OF GOOD STUFF
HERE, BUT I JUST HAVE A FEW
CONCERNS.
>> K'nuckles: "CONCERNS"?
>> I WAS EXPECTING TO SEE
SOMETHING SILLY LIKE A MERMAID.
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU DECIDE.
I'M NOT AN ARTIST.
BUT MAKE IT SILLY, LIKE A
MERMAID.
WHICH REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER
MECHANICAL GENIE STORY.
IT'S MY FAV--
>> K'nuckles: [ GROWLS ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
YOU OKAY?
>> K'nuckles: [ BOAR SQUEALS ]
>> Flapjack: OH, CAPTAIN, NO!
[ BOOM! ]
AAH!
>> K'nuckles: I QUIT!
>> YOU CAN'T QUIT.
WE HAVE A DEAL.
>> K'nuckles: QUIT!
[ RUMBLE! SHATTER! ]
>> AAH!
MY EYEHOLES!
YOU HAVE CONTAMINATED MY
PRECIOUS EYEHOLES!
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ AIR HISSES ]
>> Flapjack: HE WON'T WAKE UP.
>> K'nuckles: LET'S TAKE A
MOMENT OF SILENCE TO HONOR HIS
MEMORY.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
>> COCONUTS!
YOU MUST GET ME COCONUT LOTION
FOR MY EYEHOLES.
>> K'nuckles: COCONUT?
WHAT'S A COCONUT?
>> THE BROWN THINGS THERE FROM
THE TALLEST PALM TREE IN THE
WORLD.
[ GASPS ]
>> Flapjack: BE CAREFUL, CAP'N.
>> AND DON'T FORGET MY COCONUT.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, YEAH, I'LL
BE FINE.
[ GRUNTS ]
STUPID COCONUT.
AH!
I GOT IT! I --
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: I TOLD HIM TO BE
CAREFUL.
>> AND NOW HE'S FALLING.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
OW! AH! UGH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
>> K'nuckles: UGH!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> [ LAUGHING ]
[ SNORING ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAP, ARE YOU
AWAKE?
>> Flapjack: [ Gasping ] YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: WE GOT TO GET OFF
THIS ISLAND.
>> Flapjack: YEAH, BUT HOW?
HE'S ALWAYS WATCHING US.
>> K'nuckles: LEAVE THAT TO ME.
>> Flapjack: OOH!
[ SEA GULL CAWS ]
>> OIL, OIL!
WHERE'S MY MORNING OIL?
>> K'nuckles: NO, FIRST, A POEM.
>> POEM?
IS IT ABOUT ME?
>> K'nuckles: YES.
>> EXCELLENT.
PROCEED.
>> K'nuckles: OOH, UM, WELL,
UH...
OH, MECHANICAL GENIE, STRANDED
ON AN ISLAND.
>> AN ISLAND? YES.
GO ON.
>> K'nuckles: SO VERY MECHANICAL
AND...GENIE, LIKE I ODE TO THEE.
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU USE A
SCREWDRIVER.
HERE, LET CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES SHOW
YOU.
[ SHATTER! ]
[ CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! ]
>> HOLD THERE!
STOP THAT!
STOP IT NOW!
>> K'nuckles: HUH?
>> LEAVE MY TOY ALONE.
[ SQUEAK! ]
>> Both: TOY?
[ CREAK! ]
OH!
>> [ COOING ]
[ DROOLING ]
>> Flapjack: SO, THAT MECHANICAL
GENIE IS YOUR TOY?
>> YES, MY TOY.
IT WAS MY ONLY ONE UNTIL THERE
WAS YOU TWO, OF COURSE.
>> Flapjack: SO, THEN YOU
CHEATED AT THE GAME.
>> SO?
>> Flapjack: SO, THE DEAL'S OFF.
[ POP! ]
[ R-RIP-P! ]
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, WE DON'T
HAVE TO BE YOUR BUTLERS FOR LIFE
ANYMORE.
COME, FLAPJACK, LET'S LEAVE
MECHANICAL CHEATER ISLAND.
>> Flapjack: QUITE, QUITE.
>> Both: AAH!
AAH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Both: AAH!
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE TRAPPED.
>> MORE LIKE TRAPPED FOREVER.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
SAY "HI" TO CHARLIE.
I USED TO PLAY GAMES WITH HIM.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: FOREVER GIVES US A
LOT OF TIME TO PLAY A LOT OF
GAMES.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, WHAT NUMBER
AM I THINKING OF?
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Flapjack: IT'S A NUMBER YOU
LIKE, AND I KNOW 'CAUSE YOU USE
IT TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.
>> THE NUMBER ONE?
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
>> I WANT TO PLAY AGAIN.
>> Flapjack: I'M THINKING OF A
NUMBER...
>> ONE?
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
I'M THINKING OF A NUMBER...
>> ONE.
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
HUH?
[ ZAP! ]
[ PINBALL MACHINE DINGS ]
[ ZAP! ]
[ PINBALL MACHINE DINGS ]
>> AND AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE
HERE, I WANT YOU TO SCRUB THERE,
AND THEN RIGHT HERE, AND THEN
HERE, AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA
SCRUB HERE.
>> K'nuckles: AW, COME ON, WE
DON'T HAVE THAT MANY TICKETS.
>> Flapjack: YEAH, WE DON'T EVEN
HAVE THAT MANY TICKETS.
>> YOU'VE GOT PLENTY.
MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T ALWAYS
ILLEGALLY PARKING THAT WHALE OF
YOURS, YOU WOULDN'T OWE ME SO
MUCH MONEY.
BUT SINCE YOU DO, YOU DO.
AND THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO SWAB
UNTIL THIS ENTIRE SHIP IS
CLEAN.
[ FOGHORN BLOWS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ]
WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A BOAT
LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?
>> Flapjack: HEY, THIS IS KIND
OF FUN.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]
>> Flapjack: ♪ SWAB, SWABBITY,
SWAB, THAT'S OUR JOB ♪
>> K'nuckles: HMM.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING
ABOUT SWABBING THE DECK IS?
>> Flapjack: IT'S REALLY FUN?
>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO.
THE BEST PART IS THAT IT MAKES
YOU A BETTER ADVENTURER.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
IT DOES?
>> K'nuckles: SURE.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
AND SINCE I'M ALREADY THE BEST
ADVENTURER EVER, I FIGURE YOU
CAN DO MY SHARE OF THE SWABBING.
>> Flapjack: I'LL BE AN
ADVENTURER TWICE AS FAST.
THANKS, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
♪ SWAB, SWABBITY, SWAB, THAT'S
OUR JOB ♪
[ BREATHING RAPIDLY ]
DO I LOOK MORE LIKE AN
ADVENTURER YET?
>> K'nuckles: HUH?
YES, VERY ADVENTURE-LIKE.
>> Flapjack: HOW ABOUT NOW?
>> K'nuckles: YOU KNOW WHAT WILL
MAKE YOU EVEN MORE OF AN
ADVENTURER?
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: NOT TALKING.
>> Flapjack: OH, YEAH.
YOU MEAN LIKE THE STRONG, SILENT
TYPE.
[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
>> Psst.
Psst.
HEY, THERE, GUY.
I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE
YOU'RE TRYING TO BE AN
ADVENTURER.
YOU WANT TO SPEED UP THE
PROCESS?
[ SCRUBBING ]
>> K'nuckles: MMM.
[ HORN BLOWS ]
FLAPJACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[ STRAINING ]
>> Flapjack: I'M BECOMING AN
ADVENTURER.
[ GASPS ]
[ THWACK! ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, WHOEVER
GAVE YOU THAT BRUSH IS JUST
TRICKING YOU INTO DOING THEIR
WORK.
>> Flapjack: BUT DIDN'T YOU GIVE
ME YOUR BRUSH?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, BUT TO MAKE
YOU A BETTER ADVENTURER, NOT TO
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU.
>> Flapjack: OKAY.
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, BOY,
STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.
SHOW SOME ANGER.
A TRUE ADVENTURER WOULDN'T LET
THIS HAPPEN.
HE'D GET REVENGE.
>> Flapjack: REALLY?
HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN REVENGE?
>> K'nuckles: PFFT, LIKE A
MILLION TIMES.
>> Flapjack: BUT HOW DO YOU DO
IT?
>> K'nuckles: YOU JUST GOT TO DO
SOMETHING REAL NASTY TO ONE OF
YOUR ENEMIES.
>> Flapjack: HOW COULD I HURT A
SEA ANEMONE?!
>> K'nuckles: NO, AN ENEMY --
SOMEBODY YOU REALLY HATE.
>> Flapjack: BUT EVERYONE'S REAL
NICE TO ME.
>> YOU LAZY, NO-GOOD LITTLE
SHIPWRECK!
YOU THINK I CAN'T SEE YOU'RE NOT
WORKING?
YOU ARE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE
EVER SEEN!
NOW, GET BACK TO WORK!
>> Flapjack: OKAY, THANKS,
FRIEND.
[ DING! ]
>> K'nuckles: YOU GOT BIGGER
PROBLEMS THAN I THOUGHT.
LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
THE ONLY WAY TO MEASURE HOW GOOD
OF AN ADVENTURER YOU BECOME IS
BY HOW MANY ENEMIES YOU'VE GOT.
>> Flapjack: WOW!
I BETTER GET BUSY THEN.
>> K'nuckles: AH!
AFTER YOU FINISH THE POOP DECK.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> All: [ SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ SIGHS ]
TIME TO MAKE SOME ENEMIES.
[ SNAP! ]
[ THUD! ]
>> All: [ GROWL ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, YOUR MOM IS SO
UGLY...THAT SHE HAS A GREEN
BOTTLE FOR A FACE.
AND YOUR SISTERS ARE EVEN UGLIER
THAN THAT.
>> HE'S RIGHT.
SHE DOES HAVE A BOTTLE FOR A
FACE.
[ SQUEAK! ]
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, FRIEND.
>> YOU CAN COME BACK ANYTIME.
OOH.
>> MAN, THAT'S SO TRUE WHAT HE
SAID ABOUT MY SISTER.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> WE DID IT, SON.
>> FINALLY, WE CAN EAT.
>> Flapjack: [ GNAWING ]
[ SNAP! ]
>> Both: [ GASP ]
HURRAY!
THANKS, AMIGO!
>> Flapjack: THIS IS GONNA BE
HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.
[ SLURP! ]
[ SQUISH! CREAK! CREAK! CREAK! ]
[ CREAK! ]
>> THERE.
[ SIGHS ]
>> Flapjack: HOW LONG DID THAT
TAKE YOU TO BUILD THAT,
PEPPERMINT LARRY?
>> SEVEN YEARS.
HUH?
[ CREAK! ]
[ SHATTER! ]
>> All: [ GASPS ]
>> Flapjack: NOW I'M YOUR ENEMY.
[ THUD! ]
>> FREEZE.
THIS IS A HOLDUP.
[ WHISTLE! ]
[ SIREN WAILS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
FOR THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, CANDY
IS FREE.
>> All: THREE CHEERS FOR
FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: THIS CAN'T GO
WRONG.
[ BOOM! ]
>> WHOA!
[ THUD! ]
YOU FIXED MY BACK.
I'M A NEW MAN!
[ ZIP! ]
>> YES?
HELLO?
[ ZIP! ]
[ WIND GUSTING ]
I GUESS THIS IS WHY THEY CALL ME
SLIPPERY PETE.
[ THUD! ]
[ GASPS ]
WHOEVER DID THIS TO ME IS GONNA
BE MY...
NEW BEST FRIEND!
[ PLINK! ]
>> Flapjack: I GUESS I DON'T
HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE
ENEMIES.
>> H-HEY, THERE'S FLAPJACK!
WHAT A NICE GUY.
>> NICEST NON-ADVENTURER IN ALL
OF STORM-ALONG.
>> THANKS FOR YOUR HELP WITH
THAT OPERATION, FLAPJACK.
>> YEAH, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
>> FLAPJACK.
[ CLICKS TONGUE ]
>> THANKS, FRIEND.
>> FLAPJACK, HOW ABOUT ONE ON
THE HOUSE?
>> HEY, TELL IT LIKE IT IS,
FLAPJACK.
>> WHAT A FRIEND.
>> K'nuckles: NO ENEMIES, HUH?
>> Flapjack: NO.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND.
>> K'nuckles: AH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, FLAPJACK.
I DIDN'T GET MY ENEMIES ALL AT
ONCE.
IT TOOK ME AT LEAST A COUPLE OF
DAYS.
OOH, I KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER.
>> Flapjack: REALLY?
[ GRUNTS ]
>> K'nuckles: SHINING MY BOOTS.
>> HEY, THERE'S THAT KID THAT
CLEANED OUR SHIP.
>> YEAH.
NOW HE'S CLEANING BOOTS.
>> HEY, KID, WE'VE GOT A BONE TO
PICK WITH YOU.
>> Flapjack: OH, NO, DID I MISS
A SPOT?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
DID HE MISS A SPOT?
[ LAUGHS ]
HE'S SO CUTE.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM!
YOU DIDN'T MISS ANY SPOTS.
>> All: YEAH.
>> WE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT OUR
SHIP WITHOUT SEEING OUR OWN
REFLECTION.
>> AND WE DON'T LIKE WHAT WE
SEE.
>> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK
STARING AT THIS?
>> YEAH, YOU EVEN MADE
DASHING DANNY CRY.
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ DRIP! ]
>> I'M HIDEOUS.
[ CRIES ]
>> Flapjack: SORRY, FRIENDS.
>> "FRIENDS"?
WE'RE NOT FRIENDS.
WE'RE...
[ Echoing ] ENEMIES.
>> AND NOW WE'RE GONNA TEACH YOU
A LESSON.
[ CREAK! ]
[ THUD! ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ]
[ BOING! ]
W-WAIT, YOU CAN'T DESTROY THE
BOY YET.
>> WHY NOT?
>> K'nuckles: YOU HAVE TO LET
HIM GIVE HIS ENEMY-ACCEPTANCE
SPEECH.
>> I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
>> YEAH.
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
>> K'nuckles: PHEW.
FLAPJACK, RUN.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: RUN.
>> Flapjack: WHY WOULD I RUN?
I STILL HAVE TO GIVE MY SPEECH.
[ THWACK! ]
HELLO, EVERYONE.
I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR
BEING MY FIRST ENEMIES EVER AND
FOR THE PUMMELING YOU'RE ABOUT
TO GIVE ME, WHICH I'M GREATLY
LOOKING FORWARD TO.
BUT NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN
POSSIBLE WITHOUT MY GOOD FRIEND
K'NUCKLES.
WITHOUT HIS GUIDANCE, I WOULDN'T
HAVE CLEANED YOUR SHIP HALF AS
WELL AS I DID.
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU MADE HIM CLEAN THE SHIP?
>> K'nuckles: UH...
>> Flapjack: YEAH, HE MADE ME
WORK TWICE AS HARD TO GIVE THE
WHOLE SHIP A MIRROR SHINE.
>> IS THAT SO?
>> K'nuckles: H-HOLD ON, FELLAS.
[ CLANK! ]
[ GULPS ]
[ THUMPING ]
[ CRASH! ]
>> Bubbie: WELL, I'M GLAD YOU
DIDN'T MAKE ANY ENEMIES.
YOU'RE TOO SWEET FOR THAT KIND
OF NONSENSE.
>> Flapjack: [ SIGHS ]
BUT I COULDN'T EVEN MAKE ONE
ENEMY.
I GUESS I'LL NEVER BE AN
ADVENTURER.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ]
"DEAR FLAPJACK, I HATE YOU.
LOVE, K'NUCKLES."
>> Flapjack: I HAVE THE GREATEST
ENEMY OF ALL.
AND HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
[ BUZZING ]
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪
♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
>> K'nuckles: THREE DAYS WITH NO
FOOD.
[ BELL RINGS ]
FOOD!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> K'nuckles: HOW ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO CATCH ANYTHING IF
YOU RING THE BELL EVERY TIME YOU
NEED A BREATH OF AIR?
>> Flapjack: I DON'T THINK I
MAKE VERY GOOD BAIT, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: BUT WE DO IT
'CAUSE IT'S AN...?
>> Flapjack: ADVENT--
[ WHIRRING ]
HI, FISHY.
[ CREAK! ]
[ PLUNK! ]
[ SMOOCHES ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
[ SQUISH! ]
[ WHIRRING ]
>> K'nuckles: FOOD!
[ THUD! ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
SORRY, CAP'N.
CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: MMM, FOOD.
[ LAUGHS ]
FOOD.
[ MUNCHING ]
AHH...
>> Flapjack: DO YOU WANT THE
REST OF THE INSIDE OF THIS BROWN
THING?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I'LL HAVE
SOME OF THAT.
[ MUNCHING ]
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING THAT
COULD MAKE THIS A BETTER
AFTERNOON.
>> Flapjack: I CAN.
LET'S PLAY A GAME.
>> K'nuckles: GAMES GIVE ME
INDIGESTION.
>> Flapjack: I'M THINKING OF A
NUMBER.
GUESS WHAT NUMBER.
IT'S A NUMBER YOU KNOW.
>> K'nuckles: ONE.
>> Flapjack: UNH-UNH.
>> K'nuckles: THREE.
FOUR, FIVE, 15.
>> Flapjack: IT'S TWO.
>> K'nuckles: I HATE GAMES.
>> I LIKE GAMES.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Flapjack: WHO ARE YOU?
>> I AM MECHANICAL GENIE.
AND THIS IS MY GAME.
[ TWINKLE! ]
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS KEEP TRACK
OF THIS BALL.
>> Flapjack: I WANT TO PLAY!
>> NOW, WHICH CUP IS IT UNDER?
>> K'nuckles: UH, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: YES, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: LET ME GIVE YOU
SOME ADVICE.
WHEN YOU'RE IN A STRANGE PLACE
AND SOMETHING STRANGER, LIKE A
MECHANICAL GENIE, ASKS YOU TO
PLAY A GAME OF CHANCE --
>> Flapjack: IT'S UNDER THE CUP
ON THE RIGHT.
>> YOUR TALENT FOR THIS GAME IS
MOST IMPRESSIVE.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
LET'S MAKE THE NEXT ONE MORE
INTERESTING.
IF YOU WIN, I'LL GRANT YOU ANY
WISH OF YOUR CHOICE.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
BUT IF YOU LOSE, YOU MUST REMAIN
HERE ON MECHANICAL GENIE ISLAND
AS MY BUTLERS FOR THE REST OF
YOUR LIVES.
>> K'nuckles: DO YOU KNOW WHERE
CANDIED ISLAND IS?
>> N-- YES. MAYBE.
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE IN.
♪ WE'RE GOING TO CANDIED
ISLAND ♪
[ WHIRRING ]
[ DING! ]
[ WHIRRING ]
[ DING! ]
[ WHIRRING ]
>> MAKE YOUR CHOICE.
>> Flapjack: I THINK...IT
IS...UM...
>> K'nuckles: PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
>> Flapjack: THIS ONE?
[ CREAKING ]
>> K'nuckles: GET READY TO RUN.
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> K'nuckles: MAKE FOR THE RAFT!
[ MACHINE WHIRS ]
[ TIRE SQUEALS ]
[ TIRE SCREECHES ]
[ SNAP! ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
SO, NOW THAT YOU'RE MY BUTLERS
FOR LIFE, WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Flapjack: FLAPJACK.
>> K'nuckles: CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
>> OH, MY, THAT WILL NEVER DO.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
FROM NOW ON, YOU'LL BE KNOWN AS
BUTLER FOR LIFE NUMBER ONE...
[ DING! ]
...AND BUTLER FOR LIFE NUMBER
TWO.
>> K'nuckles: PBHT!
>> NOW...
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
...GO FETCH ME SOME FRESH
LUBRICANT.
AND THAT'S WHEN I TOLD HER SHE
WAS A FEW GEARS SHORT OF A
MECHANISM.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
HA, HA, HA, HA-HA-HA-HA.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
WHICH REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER
MECHANICAL GENIE STORY THAT
HAPPENED WHEN I WAS BUILT MANY,
MANY GEARS AGO.
HA, HA, HA, HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.
>> K'nuckles: THIS GUY IS...
[ SHUDDERS ]
...HORRIBLE.
WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE, FLAP.
>> Flapjack: I DON'T KNOW,
CAP'N.
HE'S WATCHING US.
[ SIZZLE! ]
[ SCRAPING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPING ]
>> Flapjack: THERE.
WE ORGANIZED ALL THE ROCKS ON
THE BEACH LIKE YOU ASKED.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
ANYTHING ELSE, YOUR MAJESTY?
>> YES.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
PUT THEM BACK.
>> Both: [ GASP ]
>> YEAH, THEY'RE BLOCKING MY
VIEW OF THE OCEAN.
[ SEA GULLS CAW ]
AH, YES, THAT'S BETTER.
WAIT, I BELIEVE I JUST GREW
WEARY OF MY VIEW OF THE OCEAN.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
PUT THE ROCKS BACK AGAIN.
>> Both: [ GASP ]
>> JUST KIDDING.
HA, HA, HA-HA-HA-HA.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON
YOUR FACES.
HA-HA-HA-HA, HA, HA, HA, HA.
>> Both: [ LAUGH ]
>> WHO SAYS MECHANICAL GENIES DO
NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: NOT ME, SIR.
HOW ABOUT YOU, K'NUCKLES?
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
NO, BOY.
>> All: [ LAUGH ]
>> NO, SERIOUSLY, PUT THEM BACK.
EXCELLENT.
NOW, I WANT YOU TO PLEASE MY
SENSES WITH...
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
...A SAND SCULPTURE.
>> Flapjack: OH, BOY, FUN IN THE
SAND.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT KIND OF
SCULPTURE?
>> OH, ANY KIND.
JUST ENJOY YOURSELVES, AND I'M
SURE IT'LL PLEASE ME.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Flapjack: TA-DA!
>> YES, OVERALL, I LIKE IT.
THERE'S A LOT OF GOOD STUFF
HERE, BUT I JUST HAVE A FEW
CONCERNS.
>> K'nuckles: "CONCERNS"?
>> I WAS EXPECTING TO SEE
SOMETHING SILLY LIKE A MERMAID.
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU DECIDE.
I'M NOT AN ARTIST.
BUT MAKE IT SILLY, LIKE A
MERMAID.
WHICH REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER
MECHANICAL GENIE STORY.
IT'S MY FAV--
>> K'nuckles: [ GROWLS ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
YOU OKAY?
>> K'nuckles: [ BOAR SQUEALS ]
>> Flapjack: OH, CAPTAIN, NO!
[ BOOM! ]
AAH!
>> K'nuckles: I QUIT!
>> YOU CAN'T QUIT.
WE HAVE A DEAL.
>> K'nuckles: QUIT!
[ RUMBLE! SHATTER! ]
>> AAH!
MY EYEHOLES!
YOU HAVE CONTAMINATED MY
PRECIOUS EYEHOLES!
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ AIR HISSES ]
>> Flapjack: HE WON'T WAKE UP.
>> K'nuckles: LET'S TAKE A
MOMENT OF SILENCE TO HONOR HIS
MEMORY.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
>> COCONUTS!
YOU MUST GET ME COCONUT LOTION
FOR MY EYEHOLES.
>> K'nuckles: COCONUT?
WHAT'S A COCONUT?
>> THE BROWN THINGS THERE FROM
THE TALLEST PALM TREE IN THE
WORLD.
[ GASPS ]
>> Flapjack: BE CAREFUL, CAP'N.
>> AND DON'T FORGET MY COCONUT.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, YEAH, I'LL
BE FINE.
[ GRUNTS ]
STUPID COCONUT.
AH!
I GOT IT! I --
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: I TOLD HIM TO BE
CAREFUL.
>> AND NOW HE'S FALLING.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
OW! AH! UGH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
>> K'nuckles: UGH!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> [ LAUGHING ]
[ SNORING ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAP, ARE YOU
AWAKE?
>> Flapjack: [ Gasping ] YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: WE GOT TO GET OFF
THIS ISLAND.
>> Flapjack: YEAH, BUT HOW?
HE'S ALWAYS WATCHING US.
>> K'nuckles: LEAVE THAT TO ME.
>> Flapjack: OOH!
[ SEA GULL CAWS ]
>> OIL, OIL!
WHERE'S MY MORNING OIL?
>> K'nuckles: NO, FIRST, A POEM.
>> POEM?
IS IT ABOUT ME?
>> K'nuckles: YES.
>> EXCELLENT.
PROCEED.
>> K'nuckles: OOH, UM, WELL,
UH...
OH, MECHANICAL GENIE, STRANDED
ON AN ISLAND.
>> AN ISLAND? YES.
GO ON.
>> K'nuckles: SO VERY MECHANICAL
AND...GENIE, LIKE I ODE TO THEE.
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU USE A
SCREWDRIVER.
HERE, LET CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES SHOW
YOU.
[ SHATTER! ]
[ CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! ]
>> HOLD THERE!
STOP THAT!
STOP IT NOW!
>> K'nuckles: HUH?
>> LEAVE MY TOY ALONE.
[ SQUEAK! ]
>> Both: TOY?
[ CREAK! ]
OH!
>> [ COOING ]
[ DROOLING ]
>> Flapjack: SO, THAT MECHANICAL
GENIE IS YOUR TOY?
>> YES, MY TOY.
IT WAS MY ONLY ONE UNTIL THERE
WAS YOU TWO, OF COURSE.
>> Flapjack: SO, THEN YOU
CHEATED AT THE GAME.
>> SO?
>> Flapjack: SO, THE DEAL'S OFF.
[ POP! ]
[ R-RIP-P! ]
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, WE DON'T
HAVE TO BE YOUR BUTLERS FOR LIFE
ANYMORE.
COME, FLAPJACK, LET'S LEAVE
MECHANICAL CHEATER ISLAND.
>> Flapjack: QUITE, QUITE.
>> Both: AAH!
AAH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Both: AAH!
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE TRAPPED.
>> MORE LIKE TRAPPED FOREVER.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
SAY "HI" TO CHARLIE.
I USED TO PLAY GAMES WITH HIM.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: FOREVER GIVES US A
LOT OF TIME TO PLAY A LOT OF
GAMES.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, WHAT NUMBER
AM I THINKING OF?
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Flapjack: IT'S A NUMBER YOU
LIKE, AND I KNOW 'CAUSE YOU USE
IT TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.
>> THE NUMBER ONE?
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
>> I WANT TO PLAY AGAIN.
>> Flapjack: I'M THINKING OF A
NUMBER...
>> ONE?
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
I'M THINKING OF A NUMBER...
>> ONE.
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
HUH?
[ ZAP! ]
[ PINBALL MACHINE DINGS ]
[ ZAP! ]
[ PINBALL MACHINE DINGS ]
>> AND AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE
HERE, I WANT YOU TO SCRUB THERE,
AND THEN RIGHT HERE, AND THEN
HERE, AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA
SCRUB HERE.
>> K'nuckles: AW, COME ON, WE
DON'T HAVE THAT MANY TICKETS.
>> Flapjack: YEAH, WE DON'T EVEN
HAVE THAT MANY TICKETS.
>> YOU'VE GOT PLENTY.
MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T ALWAYS
ILLEGALLY PARKING THAT WHALE OF
YOURS, YOU WOULDN'T OWE ME SO
MUCH MONEY.
BUT SINCE YOU DO, YOU DO.
AND THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO SWAB
UNTIL THIS ENTIRE SHIP IS
CLEAN.
[ FOGHORN BLOWS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ]
WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A BOAT
LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?
>> Flapjack: HEY, THIS IS KIND
OF FUN.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]
>> Flapjack: ♪ SWAB, SWABBITY,
SWAB, THAT'S OUR JOB ♪
>> K'nuckles: HMM.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING
ABOUT SWABBING THE DECK IS?
>> Flapjack: IT'S REALLY FUN?
>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO.
THE BEST PART IS THAT IT MAKES
YOU A BETTER ADVENTURER.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
IT DOES?
>> K'nuckles: SURE.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
AND SINCE I'M ALREADY THE BEST
ADVENTURER EVER, I FIGURE YOU
CAN DO MY SHARE OF THE SWABBING.
>> Flapjack: I'LL BE AN
ADVENTURER TWICE AS FAST.
THANKS, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.
♪ SWAB, SWABBITY, SWAB, THAT'S
OUR JOB ♪
[ BREATHING RAPIDLY ]
DO I LOOK MORE LIKE AN
ADVENTURER YET?
>> K'nuckles: HUH?
YES, VERY ADVENTURE-LIKE.
>> Flapjack: HOW ABOUT NOW?
>> K'nuckles: YOU KNOW WHAT WILL
MAKE YOU EVEN MORE OF AN
ADVENTURER?
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: NOT TALKING.
>> Flapjack: OH, YEAH.
YOU MEAN LIKE THE STRONG, SILENT
TYPE.
[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
>> Psst.
Psst.
HEY, THERE, GUY.
I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE
YOU'RE TRYING TO BE AN
ADVENTURER.
YOU WANT TO SPEED UP THE
PROCESS?
[ SCRUBBING ]
>> K'nuckles: MMM.
[ HORN BLOWS ]
FLAPJACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[ STRAINING ]
>> Flapjack: I'M BECOMING AN
ADVENTURER.
[ GASPS ]
[ THWACK! ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, WHOEVER
GAVE YOU THAT BRUSH IS JUST
TRICKING YOU INTO DOING THEIR
WORK.
>> Flapjack: BUT DIDN'T YOU GIVE
ME YOUR BRUSH?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, BUT TO MAKE
YOU A BETTER ADVENTURER, NOT TO
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU.
>> Flapjack: OKAY.
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, BOY,
STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.
SHOW SOME ANGER.
A TRUE ADVENTURER WOULDN'T LET
THIS HAPPEN.
HE'D GET REVENGE.
>> Flapjack: REALLY?
HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN REVENGE?
>> K'nuckles: PFFT, LIKE A
MILLION TIMES.
>> Flapjack: BUT HOW DO YOU DO
IT?
>> K'nuckles: YOU JUST GOT TO DO
SOMETHING REAL NASTY TO ONE OF
YOUR ENEMIES.
>> Flapjack: HOW COULD I HURT A
SEA ANEMONE?!
>> K'nuckles: NO, AN ENEMY --
SOMEBODY YOU REALLY HATE.
>> Flapjack: BUT EVERYONE'S REAL
NICE TO ME.
>> YOU LAZY, NO-GOOD LITTLE
SHIPWRECK!
YOU THINK I CAN'T SEE YOU'RE NOT
WORKING?
YOU ARE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE
EVER SEEN!
NOW, GET BACK TO WORK!
>> Flapjack: OKAY, THANKS,
FRIEND.
[ DING! ]
>> K'nuckles: YOU GOT BIGGER
PROBLEMS THAN I THOUGHT.
LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
THE ONLY WAY TO MEASURE HOW GOOD
OF AN ADVENTURER YOU BECOME IS
BY HOW MANY ENEMIES YOU'VE GOT.
>> Flapjack: WOW!
I BETTER GET BUSY THEN.
>> K'nuckles: AH!
AFTER YOU FINISH THE POOP DECK.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> All: [ SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ SIGHS ]
TIME TO MAKE SOME ENEMIES.
[ SNAP! ]
[ THUD! ]
>> All: [ GROWL ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, YOUR MOM IS SO
UGLY...THAT SHE HAS A GREEN
BOTTLE FOR A FACE.
AND YOUR SISTERS ARE EVEN UGLIER
THAN THAT.
>> HE'S RIGHT.
SHE DOES HAVE A BOTTLE FOR A
FACE.
[ SQUEAK! ]
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, FRIEND.
>> YOU CAN COME BACK ANYTIME.
OOH.
>> MAN, THAT'S SO TRUE WHAT HE
SAID ABOUT MY SISTER.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> WE DID IT, SON.
>> FINALLY, WE CAN EAT.
>> Flapjack: [ GNAWING ]
[ SNAP! ]
>> Both: [ GASP ]
HURRAY!
THANKS, AMIGO!
>> Flapjack: THIS IS GONNA BE
HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.
[ SLURP! ]
[ SQUISH! CREAK! CREAK! CREAK! ]
[ CREAK! ]
>> THERE.
[ SIGHS ]
>> Flapjack: HOW LONG DID THAT
TAKE YOU TO BUILD THAT,
PEPPERMINT LARRY?
>> SEVEN YEARS.
HUH?
[ CREAK! ]
[ SHATTER! ]
>> All: [ GASPS ]
>> Flapjack: NOW I'M YOUR ENEMY.
[ THUD! ]
>> FREEZE.
THIS IS A HOLDUP.
[ WHISTLE! ]
[ SIREN WAILS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
FOR THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, CANDY
IS FREE.
>> All: THREE CHEERS FOR
FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: THIS CAN'T GO
WRONG.
[ BOOM! ]
>> WHOA!
[ THUD! ]
YOU FIXED MY BACK.
I'M A NEW MAN!
[ ZIP! ]
>> YES?
HELLO?
[ ZIP! ]
[ WIND GUSTING ]
I GUESS THIS IS WHY THEY CALL ME
SLIPPERY PETE.
[ THUD! ]
[ GASPS ]
WHOEVER DID THIS TO ME IS GONNA
BE MY...
NEW BEST FRIEND!
[ PLINK! ]
>> Flapjack: I GUESS I DON'T
HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE
ENEMIES.
>> H-HEY, THERE'S FLAPJACK!
WHAT A NICE GUY.
>> NICEST NON-ADVENTURER IN ALL
OF STORM-ALONG.
>> THANKS FOR YOUR HELP WITH
THAT OPERATION, FLAPJACK.
>> YEAH, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
>> FLAPJACK.
[ CLICKS TONGUE ]
>> THANKS, FRIEND.
>> FLAPJACK, HOW ABOUT ONE ON
THE HOUSE?
>> HEY, TELL IT LIKE IT IS,
FLAPJACK.
>> WHAT A FRIEND.
>> K'nuckles: NO ENEMIES, HUH?
>> Flapjack: NO.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND.
>> K'nuckles: AH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, FLAPJACK.
I DIDN'T GET MY ENEMIES ALL AT
ONCE.
IT TOOK ME AT LEAST A COUPLE OF
DAYS.
OOH, I KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER.
>> Flapjack: REALLY?
[ GRUNTS ]
>> K'nuckles: SHINING MY BOOTS.
>> HEY, THERE'S THAT KID THAT
CLEANED OUR SHIP.
>> YEAH.
NOW HE'S CLEANING BOOTS.
>> HEY, KID, WE'VE GOT A BONE TO
PICK WITH YOU.
>> Flapjack: OH, NO, DID I MISS
A SPOT?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
DID HE MISS A SPOT?
[ LAUGHS ]
HE'S SO CUTE.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM!
YOU DIDN'T MISS ANY SPOTS.
>> All: YEAH.
>> WE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT OUR
SHIP WITHOUT SEEING OUR OWN
REFLECTION.
>> AND WE DON'T LIKE WHAT WE
SEE.
>> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK
STARING AT THIS?
>> YEAH, YOU EVEN MADE
DASHING DANNY CRY.
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ DRIP! ]
>> I'M HIDEOUS.
[ CRIES ]
>> Flapjack: SORRY, FRIENDS.
>> "FRIENDS"?
WE'RE NOT FRIENDS.
WE'RE...
[ Echoing ] ENEMIES.
>> AND NOW WE'RE GONNA TEACH YOU
A LESSON.
[ CREAK! ]
[ THUD! ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ]
[ BOING! ]
W-WAIT, YOU CAN'T DESTROY THE
BOY YET.
>> WHY NOT?
>> K'nuckles: YOU HAVE TO LET
HIM GIVE HIS ENEMY-ACCEPTANCE
SPEECH.
>> I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
>> YEAH.
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
>> K'nuckles: PHEW.
FLAPJACK, RUN.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: RUN.
>> Flapjack: WHY WOULD I RUN?
I STILL HAVE TO GIVE MY SPEECH.
[ THWACK! ]
HELLO, EVERYONE.
I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR
BEING MY FIRST ENEMIES EVER AND
FOR THE PUMMELING YOU'RE ABOUT
TO GIVE ME, WHICH I'M GREATLY
LOOKING FORWARD TO.
BUT NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN
POSSIBLE WITHOUT MY GOOD FRIEND
K'NUCKLES.
WITHOUT HIS GUIDANCE, I WOULDN'T
HAVE CLEANED YOUR SHIP HALF AS
WELL AS I DID.
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU MADE HIM CLEAN THE SHIP?
>> K'nuckles: UH...
>> Flapjack: YEAH, HE MADE ME
WORK TWICE AS HARD TO GIVE THE
WHOLE SHIP A MIRROR SHINE.
>> IS THAT SO?
>> K'nuckles: H-HOLD ON, FELLAS.
[ CLANK! ]
[ GULPS ]
[ THUMPING ]
[ CRASH! ]
>> Bubbie: WELL, I'M GLAD YOU
DIDN'T MAKE ANY ENEMIES.
YOU'RE TOO SWEET FOR THAT KIND
OF NONSENSE.
>> Flapjack: [ SIGHS ]
BUT I COULDN'T EVEN MAKE ONE
ENEMY.
I GUESS I'LL NEVER BE AN
ADVENTURER.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ]
"DEAR FLAPJACK, I HATE YOU.
LOVE, K'NUCKLES."
>> Flapjack: I HAVE THE GREATEST
ENEMY OF ALL.
AND HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
[ BUZZING ]