The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 1, Episode 11 - Mechanical Genie Island/Revenge - full transcript

Flapjack and K'nuckles are held hostage by a mechanical genie.

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

HEY, FLAPJACK.

COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A

PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED

ISLAND? ♪

♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T

NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪

♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪

>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND



RISKY ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS

AND FREE ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --

THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP

TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪

>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY

GOOD TO ME.

>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪

[ SPLASH! ]

>> K'nuckles: THREE DAYS WITH NO

FOOD.



[ BELL RINGS ]

FOOD!

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

>> K'nuckles: HOW ARE WE

SUPPOSED TO CATCH ANYTHING IF

YOU RING THE BELL EVERY TIME YOU

NEED A BREATH OF AIR?

>> Flapjack: I DON'T THINK I

MAKE VERY GOOD BAIT, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: BUT WE DO IT

'CAUSE IT'S AN...?

>> Flapjack: ADVENT--

[ WHIRRING ]

HI, FISHY.

[ CREAK! ]

[ PLUNK! ]

[ SMOOCHES ]

[ BELL RINGS ]

[ SQUISH! ]

[ WHIRRING ]

>> K'nuckles: FOOD!

[ THUD! ]

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

SORRY, CAP'N.

CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: MMM, FOOD.

[ LAUGHS ]

FOOD.

[ MUNCHING ]

AHH...

>> Flapjack: DO YOU WANT THE

REST OF THE INSIDE OF THIS BROWN

THING?

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I'LL HAVE

SOME OF THAT.

[ MUNCHING ]

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING THAT

COULD MAKE THIS A BETTER

AFTERNOON.

>> Flapjack: I CAN.

LET'S PLAY A GAME.

>> K'nuckles: GAMES GIVE ME

INDIGESTION.

>> Flapjack: I'M THINKING OF A

NUMBER.

GUESS WHAT NUMBER.

IT'S A NUMBER YOU KNOW.

>> K'nuckles: ONE.

>> Flapjack: UNH-UNH.

>> K'nuckles: THREE.

FOUR, FIVE, 15.

>> Flapjack: IT'S TWO.

>> K'nuckles: I HATE GAMES.

>> I LIKE GAMES.

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

>> Flapjack: WHO ARE YOU?

>> I AM MECHANICAL GENIE.

AND THIS IS MY GAME.

[ TWINKLE! ]

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS KEEP TRACK

OF THIS BALL.

>> Flapjack: I WANT TO PLAY!

>> NOW, WHICH CUP IS IT UNDER?

>> K'nuckles: UH, FLAPJACK.

>> Flapjack: YES, CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: LET ME GIVE YOU

SOME ADVICE.

WHEN YOU'RE IN A STRANGE PLACE

AND SOMETHING STRANGER, LIKE A

MECHANICAL GENIE, ASKS YOU TO

PLAY A GAME OF CHANCE --

>> Flapjack: IT'S UNDER THE CUP

ON THE RIGHT.

>> YOUR TALENT FOR THIS GAME IS

MOST IMPRESSIVE.

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

LET'S MAKE THE NEXT ONE MORE

INTERESTING.

IF YOU WIN, I'LL GRANT YOU ANY

WISH OF YOUR CHOICE.

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

BUT IF YOU LOSE, YOU MUST REMAIN

HERE ON MECHANICAL GENIE ISLAND

AS MY BUTLERS FOR THE REST OF

YOUR LIVES.

>> K'nuckles: DO YOU KNOW WHERE

CANDIED ISLAND IS?

>> N-- YES. MAYBE.

>> K'nuckles: WE'RE IN.

♪ WE'RE GOING TO CANDIED

ISLAND ♪

[ WHIRRING ]

[ DING! ]

[ WHIRRING ]

[ DING! ]

[ WHIRRING ]

>> MAKE YOUR CHOICE.

>> Flapjack: I THINK...IT

IS...UM...

>> K'nuckles: PLEASE, PLEASE,

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

>> Flapjack: THIS ONE?

[ CREAKING ]

>> K'nuckles: GET READY TO RUN.

>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

>> K'nuckles: MAKE FOR THE RAFT!

[ MACHINE WHIRS ]

[ TIRE SQUEALS ]

[ TIRE SCREECHES ]

[ SNAP! ]

>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

SO, NOW THAT YOU'RE MY BUTLERS

FOR LIFE, WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

>> Flapjack: FLAPJACK.

>> K'nuckles: CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.

>> OH, MY, THAT WILL NEVER DO.

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

FROM NOW ON, YOU'LL BE KNOWN AS

BUTLER FOR LIFE NUMBER ONE...

[ DING! ]

...AND BUTLER FOR LIFE NUMBER

TWO.

>> K'nuckles: PBHT!

>> NOW...

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

...GO FETCH ME SOME FRESH

LUBRICANT.

AND THAT'S WHEN I TOLD HER SHE

WAS A FEW GEARS SHORT OF A

MECHANISM.

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

HA, HA, HA, HA-HA-HA-HA.

[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]

WHICH REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER

MECHANICAL GENIE STORY THAT

HAPPENED WHEN I WAS BUILT MANY,

MANY GEARS AGO.

HA, HA, HA, HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.

>> K'nuckles: THIS GUY IS...

[ SHUDDERS ]

...HORRIBLE.

WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE, FLAP.

>> Flapjack: I DON'T KNOW,

CAP'N.

HE'S WATCHING US.

[ SIZZLE! ]

[ SCRAPING ]

>> K'nuckles: [ GASPING ]

>> Flapjack: THERE.

WE ORGANIZED ALL THE ROCKS ON

THE BEACH LIKE YOU ASKED.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH.

ANYTHING ELSE, YOUR MAJESTY?

>> YES.

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

PUT THEM BACK.

>> Both: [ GASP ]

>> YEAH, THEY'RE BLOCKING MY

VIEW OF THE OCEAN.

[ SEA GULLS CAW ]

AH, YES, THAT'S BETTER.

WAIT, I BELIEVE I JUST GREW

WEARY OF MY VIEW OF THE OCEAN.

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

PUT THE ROCKS BACK AGAIN.

>> Both: [ GASP ]

>> JUST KIDDING.

HA, HA, HA-HA-HA-HA.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON

YOUR FACES.

HA-HA-HA-HA, HA, HA, HA, HA.

>> Both: [ LAUGH ]

>> WHO SAYS MECHANICAL GENIES DO

NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?

[ LAUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: NOT ME, SIR.

HOW ABOUT YOU, K'NUCKLES?

[ LAUGHS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]

NO, BOY.

>> All: [ LAUGH ]

>> NO, SERIOUSLY, PUT THEM BACK.

EXCELLENT.

NOW, I WANT YOU TO PLEASE MY

SENSES WITH...

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

...A SAND SCULPTURE.

>> Flapjack: OH, BOY, FUN IN THE

SAND.

>> K'nuckles: WHAT KIND OF

SCULPTURE?

>> OH, ANY KIND.

JUST ENJOY YOURSELVES, AND I'M

SURE IT'LL PLEASE ME.

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

>> Flapjack: TA-DA!

>> YES, OVERALL, I LIKE IT.

THERE'S A LOT OF GOOD STUFF

HERE, BUT I JUST HAVE A FEW

CONCERNS.

>> K'nuckles: "CONCERNS"?

>> I WAS EXPECTING TO SEE

SOMETHING SILLY LIKE A MERMAID.

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU DECIDE.

I'M NOT AN ARTIST.

BUT MAKE IT SILLY, LIKE A

MERMAID.

WHICH REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER

MECHANICAL GENIE STORY.

IT'S MY FAV--

>> K'nuckles: [ GROWLS ]

>> Flapjack: CAP'N?

YOU OKAY?

>> K'nuckles: [ BOAR SQUEALS ]

>> Flapjack: OH, CAPTAIN, NO!

[ BOOM! ]

AAH!

>> K'nuckles: I QUIT!

>> YOU CAN'T QUIT.

WE HAVE A DEAL.

>> K'nuckles: QUIT!

[ RUMBLE! SHATTER! ]

>> AAH!

MY EYEHOLES!

YOU HAVE CONTAMINATED MY

PRECIOUS EYEHOLES!

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

[ AIR HISSES ]

>> Flapjack: HE WON'T WAKE UP.

>> K'nuckles: LET'S TAKE A

MOMENT OF SILENCE TO HONOR HIS

MEMORY.

OKAY, LET'S GO.

>> COCONUTS!

YOU MUST GET ME COCONUT LOTION

FOR MY EYEHOLES.

>> K'nuckles: COCONUT?

WHAT'S A COCONUT?

>> THE BROWN THINGS THERE FROM

THE TALLEST PALM TREE IN THE

WORLD.

[ GASPS ]

>> Flapjack: BE CAREFUL, CAP'N.

>> AND DON'T FORGET MY COCONUT.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, YEAH, I'LL

BE FINE.

[ GRUNTS ]

STUPID COCONUT.

AH!

I GOT IT! I --

AAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> Flapjack: I TOLD HIM TO BE

CAREFUL.

>> AND NOW HE'S FALLING.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> K'nuckles: AAH!

OW! AH! UGH!

>> [ LAUGHS ]

OH, THAT'S GOOD.

>> K'nuckles: UGH!

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

>> [ ROARS ]

>> Flapjack: AAH!

>> [ LAUGHING ]

[ SNORING ]

>> K'nuckles: FLAP, ARE YOU

AWAKE?

>> Flapjack: [ Gasping ] YEAH.

>> K'nuckles: WE GOT TO GET OFF

THIS ISLAND.

>> Flapjack: YEAH, BUT HOW?

HE'S ALWAYS WATCHING US.

>> K'nuckles: LEAVE THAT TO ME.

>> Flapjack: OOH!

[ SEA GULL CAWS ]

>> OIL, OIL!

WHERE'S MY MORNING OIL?

>> K'nuckles: NO, FIRST, A POEM.

>> POEM?

IS IT ABOUT ME?

>> K'nuckles: YES.

>> EXCELLENT.

PROCEED.

>> K'nuckles: OOH, UM, WELL,

UH...

OH, MECHANICAL GENIE, STRANDED

ON AN ISLAND.

>> AN ISLAND? YES.

GO ON.

>> K'nuckles: SO VERY MECHANICAL

AND...GENIE, LIKE I ODE TO THEE.

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU USE A

SCREWDRIVER.

HERE, LET CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES SHOW

YOU.

[ SHATTER! ]

[ CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! ]

>> HOLD THERE!

STOP THAT!

STOP IT NOW!

>> K'nuckles: HUH?

>> LEAVE MY TOY ALONE.

[ SQUEAK! ]

>> Both: TOY?

[ CREAK! ]

OH!

>> [ COOING ]

[ DROOLING ]

>> Flapjack: SO, THAT MECHANICAL

GENIE IS YOUR TOY?

>> YES, MY TOY.

IT WAS MY ONLY ONE UNTIL THERE

WAS YOU TWO, OF COURSE.

>> Flapjack: SO, THEN YOU

CHEATED AT THE GAME.

>> SO?

>> Flapjack: SO, THE DEAL'S OFF.

[ POP! ]

[ R-RIP-P! ]

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, WE DON'T

HAVE TO BE YOUR BUTLERS FOR LIFE

ANYMORE.

COME, FLAPJACK, LET'S LEAVE

MECHANICAL CHEATER ISLAND.

>> Flapjack: QUITE, QUITE.

>> Both: AAH!

AAH!

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> Both: AAH!

>> K'nuckles: AAH!

>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

>> K'nuckles: WE'RE TRAPPED.

>> MORE LIKE TRAPPED FOREVER.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

SAY "HI" TO CHARLIE.

I USED TO PLAY GAMES WITH HIM.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: FOREVER GIVES US A

LOT OF TIME TO PLAY A LOT OF

GAMES.

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]

>> Flapjack: CAP'N, WHAT NUMBER

AM I THINKING OF?

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]

>> Flapjack: IT'S A NUMBER YOU

LIKE, AND I KNOW 'CAUSE YOU USE

IT TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.

>> THE NUMBER ONE?

>> Flapjack: YEAH!

>> I WANT TO PLAY AGAIN.

>> Flapjack: I'M THINKING OF A

NUMBER...

>> ONE?

>> Flapjack: YEAH!

I'M THINKING OF A NUMBER...

>> ONE.

>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

HUH?

[ ZAP! ]

[ PINBALL MACHINE DINGS ]

[ ZAP! ]

[ PINBALL MACHINE DINGS ]

>> AND AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE

HERE, I WANT YOU TO SCRUB THERE,

AND THEN RIGHT HERE, AND THEN

HERE, AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA

SCRUB HERE.

>> K'nuckles: AW, COME ON, WE

DON'T HAVE THAT MANY TICKETS.

>> Flapjack: YEAH, WE DON'T EVEN

HAVE THAT MANY TICKETS.

>> YOU'VE GOT PLENTY.

MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T ALWAYS

ILLEGALLY PARKING THAT WHALE OF

YOURS, YOU WOULDN'T OWE ME SO

MUCH MONEY.

BUT SINCE YOU DO, YOU DO.

AND THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO SWAB

UNTIL THIS ENTIRE SHIP IS

CLEAN.

[ FOGHORN BLOWS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ]

WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A BOAT

LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?

>> Flapjack: HEY, THIS IS KIND

OF FUN.

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]

>> Flapjack: ♪ SWAB, SWABBITY,

SWAB, THAT'S OUR JOB ♪

>> K'nuckles: HMM.

YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING

ABOUT SWABBING THE DECK IS?

>> Flapjack: IT'S REALLY FUN?

>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO.

THE BEST PART IS THAT IT MAKES

YOU A BETTER ADVENTURER.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

IT DOES?

>> K'nuckles: SURE.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.

AND SINCE I'M ALREADY THE BEST

ADVENTURER EVER, I FIGURE YOU

CAN DO MY SHARE OF THE SWABBING.

>> Flapjack: I'LL BE AN

ADVENTURER TWICE AS FAST.

THANKS, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.

♪ SWAB, SWABBITY, SWAB, THAT'S

OUR JOB ♪

[ BREATHING RAPIDLY ]

DO I LOOK MORE LIKE AN

ADVENTURER YET?

>> K'nuckles: HUH?

YES, VERY ADVENTURE-LIKE.

>> Flapjack: HOW ABOUT NOW?

>> K'nuckles: YOU KNOW WHAT WILL

MAKE YOU EVEN MORE OF AN

ADVENTURER?

>> Flapjack: WHAT?

>> K'nuckles: NOT TALKING.

>> Flapjack: OH, YEAH.

YOU MEAN LIKE THE STRONG, SILENT

TYPE.

[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]

>> Psst.

Psst.

HEY, THERE, GUY.

I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE

YOU'RE TRYING TO BE AN

ADVENTURER.

YOU WANT TO SPEED UP THE

PROCESS?

[ SCRUBBING ]

>> K'nuckles: MMM.

[ HORN BLOWS ]

FLAPJACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[ STRAINING ]

>> Flapjack: I'M BECOMING AN

ADVENTURER.

[ GASPS ]

[ THWACK! ]

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, WHOEVER

GAVE YOU THAT BRUSH IS JUST

TRICKING YOU INTO DOING THEIR

WORK.

>> Flapjack: BUT DIDN'T YOU GIVE

ME YOUR BRUSH?

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, BUT TO MAKE

YOU A BETTER ADVENTURER, NOT TO

TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU.

>> Flapjack: OKAY.

>> K'nuckles: COME ON, BOY,

STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.

SHOW SOME ANGER.

A TRUE ADVENTURER WOULDN'T LET

THIS HAPPEN.

HE'D GET REVENGE.

>> Flapjack: REALLY?

HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN REVENGE?

>> K'nuckles: PFFT, LIKE A

MILLION TIMES.

>> Flapjack: BUT HOW DO YOU DO

IT?

>> K'nuckles: YOU JUST GOT TO DO

SOMETHING REAL NASTY TO ONE OF

YOUR ENEMIES.

>> Flapjack: HOW COULD I HURT A

SEA ANEMONE?!

>> K'nuckles: NO, AN ENEMY --

SOMEBODY YOU REALLY HATE.

>> Flapjack: BUT EVERYONE'S REAL

NICE TO ME.

>> YOU LAZY, NO-GOOD LITTLE

SHIPWRECK!

YOU THINK I CAN'T SEE YOU'RE NOT

WORKING?

YOU ARE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE

EVER SEEN!

NOW, GET BACK TO WORK!

>> Flapjack: OKAY, THANKS,

FRIEND.

[ DING! ]

>> K'nuckles: YOU GOT BIGGER

PROBLEMS THAN I THOUGHT.

LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

THE ONLY WAY TO MEASURE HOW GOOD

OF AN ADVENTURER YOU BECOME IS

BY HOW MANY ENEMIES YOU'VE GOT.

>> Flapjack: WOW!

I BETTER GET BUSY THEN.

>> K'nuckles: AH!

AFTER YOU FINISH THE POOP DECK.

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]

>> All: [ SNORING ]

>> Flapjack: [ INHALES DEEPLY ]

[ SIGHS ]

TIME TO MAKE SOME ENEMIES.

[ SNAP! ]

[ THUD! ]

>> All: [ GROWL ]

>> Flapjack: HEY, YOUR MOM IS SO

UGLY...THAT SHE HAS A GREEN

BOTTLE FOR A FACE.

AND YOUR SISTERS ARE EVEN UGLIER

THAN THAT.

>> HE'S RIGHT.

SHE DOES HAVE A BOTTLE FOR A

FACE.

[ SQUEAK! ]

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, FRIEND.

>> YOU CAN COME BACK ANYTIME.

OOH.

>> MAN, THAT'S SO TRUE WHAT HE

SAID ABOUT MY SISTER.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

>> WE DID IT, SON.

>> FINALLY, WE CAN EAT.

>> Flapjack: [ GNAWING ]

[ SNAP! ]

>> Both: [ GASP ]

HURRAY!

THANKS, AMIGO!

>> Flapjack: THIS IS GONNA BE

HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.

[ SLURP! ]

[ SQUISH! CREAK! CREAK! CREAK! ]

[ CREAK! ]

>> THERE.

[ SIGHS ]

>> Flapjack: HOW LONG DID THAT

TAKE YOU TO BUILD THAT,

PEPPERMINT LARRY?

>> SEVEN YEARS.

HUH?

[ CREAK! ]

[ SHATTER! ]

>> All: [ GASPS ]

>> Flapjack: NOW I'M YOUR ENEMY.

[ THUD! ]

>> FREEZE.

THIS IS A HOLDUP.

[ WHISTLE! ]

[ SIREN WAILS ]

>> [ LAUGHS ]

FOR THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, CANDY

IS FREE.

>> All: THREE CHEERS FOR

FLAPJACK!

>> Flapjack: THIS CAN'T GO

WRONG.

[ BOOM! ]

>> WHOA!

[ THUD! ]

YOU FIXED MY BACK.

I'M A NEW MAN!

[ ZIP! ]

>> YES?

HELLO?

[ ZIP! ]

[ WIND GUSTING ]

I GUESS THIS IS WHY THEY CALL ME

SLIPPERY PETE.

[ THUD! ]

[ GASPS ]

WHOEVER DID THIS TO ME IS GONNA

BE MY...

NEW BEST FRIEND!

[ PLINK! ]

>> Flapjack: I GUESS I DON'T

HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE

ENEMIES.

>> H-HEY, THERE'S FLAPJACK!

WHAT A NICE GUY.

>> NICEST NON-ADVENTURER IN ALL

OF STORM-ALONG.

>> THANKS FOR YOUR HELP WITH

THAT OPERATION, FLAPJACK.

>> YEAH, YOU'RE A GENIUS.

>> FLAPJACK.

[ CLICKS TONGUE ]

>> THANKS, FRIEND.

>> FLAPJACK, HOW ABOUT ONE ON

THE HOUSE?

>> HEY, TELL IT LIKE IT IS,

FLAPJACK.

>> WHAT A FRIEND.

>> K'nuckles: NO ENEMIES, HUH?

>> Flapjack: NO.

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND.

>> K'nuckles: AH, DON'T WORRY

ABOUT IT, FLAPJACK.

I DIDN'T GET MY ENEMIES ALL AT

ONCE.

IT TOOK ME AT LEAST A COUPLE OF

DAYS.

OOH, I KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE YOU

FEEL BETTER.

>> Flapjack: REALLY?

[ GRUNTS ]

>> K'nuckles: SHINING MY BOOTS.

>> HEY, THERE'S THAT KID THAT

CLEANED OUR SHIP.

>> YEAH.

NOW HE'S CLEANING BOOTS.

>> HEY, KID, WE'VE GOT A BONE TO

PICK WITH YOU.

>> Flapjack: OH, NO, DID I MISS

A SPOT?

>> [ LAUGHS ]

DID HE MISS A SPOT?

[ LAUGHS ]

HE'S SO CUTE.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM!

YOU DIDN'T MISS ANY SPOTS.

>> All: YEAH.

>> WE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT OUR

SHIP WITHOUT SEEING OUR OWN

REFLECTION.

>> AND WE DON'T LIKE WHAT WE

SEE.

>> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK

STARING AT THIS?

>> YEAH, YOU EVEN MADE

DASHING DANNY CRY.

[ WHOOSH! ]

[ DRIP! ]

>> I'M HIDEOUS.

[ CRIES ]

>> Flapjack: SORRY, FRIENDS.

>> "FRIENDS"?

WE'RE NOT FRIENDS.

WE'RE...

[ Echoing ] ENEMIES.

>> AND NOW WE'RE GONNA TEACH YOU

A LESSON.

[ CREAK! ]

[ THUD! ]

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ]

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ]

[ BOING! ]

W-WAIT, YOU CAN'T DESTROY THE

BOY YET.

>> WHY NOT?

>> K'nuckles: YOU HAVE TO LET

HIM GIVE HIS ENEMY-ACCEPTANCE

SPEECH.

>> I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

>> YEAH.

[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]

>> K'nuckles: PHEW.

FLAPJACK, RUN.

>> Flapjack: WHAT?

>> K'nuckles: RUN.

>> Flapjack: WHY WOULD I RUN?

I STILL HAVE TO GIVE MY SPEECH.

[ THWACK! ]

HELLO, EVERYONE.

I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR

BEING MY FIRST ENEMIES EVER AND

FOR THE PUMMELING YOU'RE ABOUT

TO GIVE ME, WHICH I'M GREATLY

LOOKING FORWARD TO.

BUT NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN

POSSIBLE WITHOUT MY GOOD FRIEND

K'NUCKLES.

WITHOUT HIS GUIDANCE, I WOULDN'T

HAVE CLEANED YOUR SHIP HALF AS

WELL AS I DID.

>> WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU MADE HIM CLEAN THE SHIP?

>> K'nuckles: UH...

>> Flapjack: YEAH, HE MADE ME

WORK TWICE AS HARD TO GIVE THE

WHOLE SHIP A MIRROR SHINE.

>> IS THAT SO?

>> K'nuckles: H-HOLD ON, FELLAS.

[ CLANK! ]

[ GULPS ]

[ THUMPING ]

[ CRASH! ]

>> Bubbie: WELL, I'M GLAD YOU

DIDN'T MAKE ANY ENEMIES.

YOU'RE TOO SWEET FOR THAT KIND

OF NONSENSE.

>> Flapjack: [ SIGHS ]

BUT I COULDN'T EVEN MAKE ONE

ENEMY.

I GUESS I'LL NEVER BE AN

ADVENTURER.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ]

"DEAR FLAPJACK, I HATE YOU.

LOVE, K'NUCKLES."

>> Flapjack: I HAVE THE GREATEST

ENEMY OF ALL.

AND HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

[ BUZZING ]