The Loud House (2016–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Along Came a Sister/Chore and Peace - full transcript
Lincoln must care for the class tarantula. / Lincoln goes on strike until someone swaps chores with him.
[rock music]
♪
[bell ringing]
- Okay, class,
we're at the halfway point
of our energy
reduction project.
Let's see how you're doing.
Great.
Very good.
Ooh, very impressive, Clyde!
- Thanks, Mrs. Johnson.
Our house is solar powered,
so we don't burn
any fossil fuels.
- Wonderful.
You're all doing a great job
of reducing your eco-footprint
at home.
And if you keep this up,
we'll definitely win
the Save a Polar Bear Challenge
and get this adorable little guy
named after us.
all: Aww...
- Oh, Lincoln, I see you haven't
made any progress.
What does this say?
"Have a heart,
do your part."
Do you not care
about polar bears?
- [muffled voice]
No, I don't!
I don't hate polar bears.
They're awesome!
- What's that?
You hate polar bears?
You're a polar bear hater?
- [muffled voice]
No, I love them--they're cool.
[all jeering]
- If you make us lose, Lincoln,
you'll be an outcast!
- You might as well throw
your social life out the window.
[all jeering]
- How am I supposed
to reduce our energy use?
I've got ten sisters!
- I know, we'll just swoop in
from the left
and annihilate them.
- What?
Annihilate my sisters?
- Huh? No.
I was talking about our strategy
for the "Swords and Cyborgs"
online tournament tomorrow.
Preparation is key to victory.
- Oh, yeah.
Don't worry, I'll be ready.
But right now, I've got
bigger things to deal with.
You heard our class:
if I don't get
my eco-meter in the green,
I'll be a social outcast.
- I'll still hang out with you--
in secret, of course,
after dark.
Speaking of which,
the sun's going down.
I better get home
before the lights go out.
[alarm blaring]
- Maybe there's something wrong
with my eco-meter.
[rumbling]
Or not.
What can I do?
In a family this big,
our eco-footprint
is a size 18 triple wide.
We use a lot of electricity...
[stereo booming]
- Bobby, you look so good
on all of my devices.
[pie splatters, beeping]
- [laughing]
- Fossil fuels...
Water...
- [humming]
- Aerosols...
- Non-biodegradables...
And did I mention electricity?
We've got to reduce
our eco-footprint.
Hopefully I can get
my sisters on board.
[all shouting at once]
[pie splatters]
- Or not.
Time to pull out the big guns.
And if we don't all do our part,
this adorable little guy
won't survive.
[all crying]
- But what can we do?
- I'm glad you asked.
You don't need
all these devices.
- Yes, I do.
Bobby and I like to admire
each other from multiple angles.
- Hey, Lincoln.
"Hola" from France.
- Who is that girl,
and why is she smiling at you?
- Babe, that's the "Mona Lisa."
- Instead of using
all of these,
why don't you write
Bobby a letter?
- Why don't I rip your little--
- Polar bear.
- Aww...
Okay, I'll write him a letter.
And maybe I'll send one to
that little flirt Mona too.
[water splashes]
- But how will I keep
my reptiles warm?
They're cold-blooded,
you know.
- But you're not.
- [laughing]
- Instead of powering your lab
with megawatts of electricity,
why not use
a renewable resource?
- [gasps]
Lincoln, this is genius.
- Fresh energy coming at you.
This one's got to be good
for at least 75 watts.
[electricity buzzing]
- [screaming]
- Leni, instead of taking
multiple showers a day,
how about using this refreshing
moist towelette?
- And clog my pores?
No way!
Aww...
okay.
Do you mind?
I'm showering.
- Luan, instead of wasting
all that energy
making more pies,
why not get some comedy out
of your leftover banana peels?
- That old gag?
I don't think so.
- Whoa!
- Actually, I'm starting
to see the a-peel!
[laughing]
[alarm blaring]
[watch dings]
- We're getting there.
[upbeat rock music]
♪
[electric guitar strumming]
- [whistling]
♪
Almost there.
[ding]
We did it!
[all cheering]
- See what we can accomplish
when we all do our part?
All we have to do
is keep the house in the green
till the end of the week,
and that polar bear
will be safe--
and so will my social life.
- Say it proud.
We're green and Loud!
all: Say it proud--
we're green and Loud!
Say it proud--
we're green and Loud!
- Lincoln!
Come in, Lincoln!
- Clyde, I'm not supposed to be
talking on this right now.
We're reducing
our eco-footprint.
- But it's tournament time.
"Swords and Cyborgs"!
- Oh, right.
Just let me go get my laptop.
all: Yes, we care!
We'll save that bear!
- What am I saying?
I can't use my laptop.
We've finally gone green
in the house,
and I can't mess it up.
- Well, there's always
next year.
- No, no, no.
I'll make it work.
One laptop won't make
that big of a difference.
[suspenseful music]
♪
[alarm blaring]
Whoops!
I got to get us
back in the green.
- Hey, what the--
- Remember this guy?
- Yes, we saved him.
- Well, he's got siblings too.
Do you hate siblings?
Are you sibling haters?
- Well, I'm starting to.
- Hey, guys,
our neighborhood's on TV!
- Hey, Lincoln.
- Argh!
Clyde, what are you
doing here?
- The sun went behind a cloud.
My solar house lost power.
Is it okay if I play here?
[alarm blaring]
- I just got us back
into the green.
- Sorry, Lincoln, I didn't mean
to cause a problem.
- No, no, Clyde.
Not a problem.
I'll just go make an adjustment.
[knocking]
If it's yellow, let it mellow!
- Um, what if it's not?
- If it's brown,
keep it around.
- Ew!
Aww...
- Hey, guys, think we could
turn off the AC?
- But we're trying to stay cool.
- You know who else
wants to stay cool?
This guy.
- Aww...
[AC crashing]
- Look, I'm your number one fan!
[laughing]
- [laughing]
Good one, honey.
Well, I'm off.
- Hey, Dad, instead of taking
the car,
why not enjoy
a little fresh air?
- I'm picking up your mom
from the airport.
- Then you'll need this.
[alarm dinging]
What are you guys doing here?
- Can't play "Sword and Cyborgs"
at our houses.
We're in the green zone.
- Well, so am I--
or I was.
- Well, if it's a problem,
we can go.
- No, no, no.
I'll make an adjustment.
[grunting]
- Ahh.
[crashing, groaning]
- Sweet!
Snacks!
Let's put them by
the air conditioner
we found outside.
[alarm blaring]
But if it's not cool, Lincoln,
I mean, just say the word.
- No, no.
Adjustment.
[upbeat rock music]
♪
Can't run the washer
if there's nothing to wash.
♪
What else is there?
[dinging]
- We are in the green.
Let's do this!
- Whew, what stinks?
- Game over, Lincoln!
- It's not what it looks like!
- We're up there making
all these sacrifices,
and you're down here playing
some stupid computer game?
- Okay, so maybe it is
what it looks like.
- If you don't want to
give anything up, why should we?
- But--but--
polar bear?
- Aww--wait a minute.
You can't use that
on us anymore.
- Come on, girls.
Let's go get our stuff back.
- And a refill.
- Well, I guess you're
going back into the red.
- Which means you're gonna lose
the polar bear challenge
for our class.
- Which means we can't
be seen with you.
- Which means your social life
is out the window.
- Guys, wait!
Come back!
I can make adjustments.
I blew it.
- Don't worry, Lincoln.
I'll still hang out with you--
in secret, of course.
- It's not about that,
Clyde.
I don't care
if the class hates me.
What I should have cared about
all along is--
this guy.
- Aww...
- Exactly.
Our class has done their part.
My sisters have done theirs.
Now it's time for me
to do mine.
[stereo blasting rock music]
♪
[pie splatters, beeping]
- [laughing]
- [humming]
[electricity buzzing]
- [laughing]
- [giggling]
Oh, Bobby.
You got me a present?
I can't wait to see it.
- [panting]
- Lincoln, pedal faster!
I'm downloading a pic
from Bobby.
- Amazing work, class.
We won the polar bear challenge!
And I took the liberty
of naming him...
Mrs. Johnson!
all: Mrs. Johnson?
[muttering]
- Let's all give Lincoln
a round of applause
for stepping up his green game
and doing his part.
[all cheering]
- Well, I saved the polar bear,
and I'm not an outcast.
Although,
technically speaking,
my social life
is out the window.
Do you mind?
I'm showering!
♪
[bell ringing]
- Okay, class,
we're at the halfway point
of our energy
reduction project.
Let's see how you're doing.
Great.
Very good.
Ooh, very impressive, Clyde!
- Thanks, Mrs. Johnson.
Our house is solar powered,
so we don't burn
any fossil fuels.
- Wonderful.
You're all doing a great job
of reducing your eco-footprint
at home.
And if you keep this up,
we'll definitely win
the Save a Polar Bear Challenge
and get this adorable little guy
named after us.
all: Aww...
- Oh, Lincoln, I see you haven't
made any progress.
What does this say?
"Have a heart,
do your part."
Do you not care
about polar bears?
- [muffled voice]
No, I don't!
I don't hate polar bears.
They're awesome!
- What's that?
You hate polar bears?
You're a polar bear hater?
- [muffled voice]
No, I love them--they're cool.
[all jeering]
- If you make us lose, Lincoln,
you'll be an outcast!
- You might as well throw
your social life out the window.
[all jeering]
- How am I supposed
to reduce our energy use?
I've got ten sisters!
- I know, we'll just swoop in
from the left
and annihilate them.
- What?
Annihilate my sisters?
- Huh? No.
I was talking about our strategy
for the "Swords and Cyborgs"
online tournament tomorrow.
Preparation is key to victory.
- Oh, yeah.
Don't worry, I'll be ready.
But right now, I've got
bigger things to deal with.
You heard our class:
if I don't get
my eco-meter in the green,
I'll be a social outcast.
- I'll still hang out with you--
in secret, of course,
after dark.
Speaking of which,
the sun's going down.
I better get home
before the lights go out.
[alarm blaring]
- Maybe there's something wrong
with my eco-meter.
[rumbling]
Or not.
What can I do?
In a family this big,
our eco-footprint
is a size 18 triple wide.
We use a lot of electricity...
[stereo booming]
- Bobby, you look so good
on all of my devices.
[pie splatters, beeping]
- [laughing]
- Fossil fuels...
Water...
- [humming]
- Aerosols...
- Non-biodegradables...
And did I mention electricity?
We've got to reduce
our eco-footprint.
Hopefully I can get
my sisters on board.
[all shouting at once]
[pie splatters]
- Or not.
Time to pull out the big guns.
And if we don't all do our part,
this adorable little guy
won't survive.
[all crying]
- But what can we do?
- I'm glad you asked.
You don't need
all these devices.
- Yes, I do.
Bobby and I like to admire
each other from multiple angles.
- Hey, Lincoln.
"Hola" from France.
- Who is that girl,
and why is she smiling at you?
- Babe, that's the "Mona Lisa."
- Instead of using
all of these,
why don't you write
Bobby a letter?
- Why don't I rip your little--
- Polar bear.
- Aww...
Okay, I'll write him a letter.
And maybe I'll send one to
that little flirt Mona too.
[water splashes]
- But how will I keep
my reptiles warm?
They're cold-blooded,
you know.
- But you're not.
- [laughing]
- Instead of powering your lab
with megawatts of electricity,
why not use
a renewable resource?
- [gasps]
Lincoln, this is genius.
- Fresh energy coming at you.
This one's got to be good
for at least 75 watts.
[electricity buzzing]
- [screaming]
- Leni, instead of taking
multiple showers a day,
how about using this refreshing
moist towelette?
- And clog my pores?
No way!
Aww...
okay.
Do you mind?
I'm showering.
- Luan, instead of wasting
all that energy
making more pies,
why not get some comedy out
of your leftover banana peels?
- That old gag?
I don't think so.
- Whoa!
- Actually, I'm starting
to see the a-peel!
[laughing]
[alarm blaring]
[watch dings]
- We're getting there.
[upbeat rock music]
♪
[electric guitar strumming]
- [whistling]
♪
Almost there.
[ding]
We did it!
[all cheering]
- See what we can accomplish
when we all do our part?
All we have to do
is keep the house in the green
till the end of the week,
and that polar bear
will be safe--
and so will my social life.
- Say it proud.
We're green and Loud!
all: Say it proud--
we're green and Loud!
Say it proud--
we're green and Loud!
- Lincoln!
Come in, Lincoln!
- Clyde, I'm not supposed to be
talking on this right now.
We're reducing
our eco-footprint.
- But it's tournament time.
"Swords and Cyborgs"!
- Oh, right.
Just let me go get my laptop.
all: Yes, we care!
We'll save that bear!
- What am I saying?
I can't use my laptop.
We've finally gone green
in the house,
and I can't mess it up.
- Well, there's always
next year.
- No, no, no.
I'll make it work.
One laptop won't make
that big of a difference.
[suspenseful music]
♪
[alarm blaring]
Whoops!
I got to get us
back in the green.
- Hey, what the--
- Remember this guy?
- Yes, we saved him.
- Well, he's got siblings too.
Do you hate siblings?
Are you sibling haters?
- Well, I'm starting to.
- Hey, guys,
our neighborhood's on TV!
- Hey, Lincoln.
- Argh!
Clyde, what are you
doing here?
- The sun went behind a cloud.
My solar house lost power.
Is it okay if I play here?
[alarm blaring]
- I just got us back
into the green.
- Sorry, Lincoln, I didn't mean
to cause a problem.
- No, no, Clyde.
Not a problem.
I'll just go make an adjustment.
[knocking]
If it's yellow, let it mellow!
- Um, what if it's not?
- If it's brown,
keep it around.
- Ew!
Aww...
- Hey, guys, think we could
turn off the AC?
- But we're trying to stay cool.
- You know who else
wants to stay cool?
This guy.
- Aww...
[AC crashing]
- Look, I'm your number one fan!
[laughing]
- [laughing]
Good one, honey.
Well, I'm off.
- Hey, Dad, instead of taking
the car,
why not enjoy
a little fresh air?
- I'm picking up your mom
from the airport.
- Then you'll need this.
[alarm dinging]
What are you guys doing here?
- Can't play "Sword and Cyborgs"
at our houses.
We're in the green zone.
- Well, so am I--
or I was.
- Well, if it's a problem,
we can go.
- No, no, no.
I'll make an adjustment.
[grunting]
- Ahh.
[crashing, groaning]
- Sweet!
Snacks!
Let's put them by
the air conditioner
we found outside.
[alarm blaring]
But if it's not cool, Lincoln,
I mean, just say the word.
- No, no.
Adjustment.
[upbeat rock music]
♪
Can't run the washer
if there's nothing to wash.
♪
What else is there?
[dinging]
- We are in the green.
Let's do this!
- Whew, what stinks?
- Game over, Lincoln!
- It's not what it looks like!
- We're up there making
all these sacrifices,
and you're down here playing
some stupid computer game?
- Okay, so maybe it is
what it looks like.
- If you don't want to
give anything up, why should we?
- But--but--
polar bear?
- Aww--wait a minute.
You can't use that
on us anymore.
- Come on, girls.
Let's go get our stuff back.
- And a refill.
- Well, I guess you're
going back into the red.
- Which means you're gonna lose
the polar bear challenge
for our class.
- Which means we can't
be seen with you.
- Which means your social life
is out the window.
- Guys, wait!
Come back!
I can make adjustments.
I blew it.
- Don't worry, Lincoln.
I'll still hang out with you--
in secret, of course.
- It's not about that,
Clyde.
I don't care
if the class hates me.
What I should have cared about
all along is--
this guy.
- Aww...
- Exactly.
Our class has done their part.
My sisters have done theirs.
Now it's time for me
to do mine.
[stereo blasting rock music]
♪
[pie splatters, beeping]
- [laughing]
- [humming]
[electricity buzzing]
- [laughing]
- [giggling]
Oh, Bobby.
You got me a present?
I can't wait to see it.
- [panting]
- Lincoln, pedal faster!
I'm downloading a pic
from Bobby.
- Amazing work, class.
We won the polar bear challenge!
And I took the liberty
of naming him...
Mrs. Johnson!
all: Mrs. Johnson?
[muttering]
- Let's all give Lincoln
a round of applause
for stepping up his green game
and doing his part.
[all cheering]
- Well, I saved the polar bear,
and I'm not an outcast.
Although,
technically speaking,
my social life
is out the window.
Do you mind?
I'm showering!