The Great Weddings of Munnes (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Rukaawat Ke Liye Khed Hai - full transcript
Honey's father is after Munnes when he knows that Munnes is responsible for his daughter's escape but somehow the Yadav family flees. Munnes gets an online match with Nagma from Hyderabad on the condition that he should come as a ...
Guys! As you can see it
is such a huge mansion.
This mansion is so huge
that after divorce
the wife doesn't need
to go her maiden home.
Just go and live in
the room at the end.
You will get separated
automatically.
Besides this one there
are several more rooms.
You can also change
your rooms all the time.
You will never meet.
Move!
Look at this father.
What happened? Is everything okay?
Father, I swear I would be literate had
I studied diligently as a child.
Drat!
You read it.
Dear father. I know that...
Son, use a loudspeaker.
"Hey dad."
Stop it. Read it softly. Softly.
You will face a lot of
inconvenience after I have run away.
But I haven't got any other option.
If possible,
please forgive me father.
Leave all that.
What fell just now?
Is that a meteorite?
No, it's just a paper.
Bro, come let us see
what is happening here.
What suspense are
we going to unearth?
Fire! Come on hurry.
I don't know more but it was honey.
About seventy percent.
Seventy percent.
You mean she was honey
from her feet to her neck.
The remaining thirty percent.
Did she have the face of a peahen?
I have got the remaining
thirty percent.
It is clearly written in this
letter. Honey has run away.
Look. I told you so. I told you so.
Why are you getting so excited?
Your wife has run away.
Have this sweet.
Hey Pandit.
Radhe. Radhe. That means
this alliance is broken too.
Why is Munnes so unlucky?
God.
I am left distraught.
You are feeling so bad when the one
whom you didn't love has run away.
Just imagine.
The day Mahi will run away,
you will go crazy.
What are you saying, uncle?
Uncle, you are being so negative.
So negative.
Huh?
Everyone gets girls.
Everyone becomes a couple.
Even one slipper has
its partner slipper.
And our Munnes is far
better than slippers.
Correct. Absolutely correct.
- Right?
What absolutely correct? I will
beat you with slippers, rascal.
Forget all that.
Bro, you have made her your sister.
It was to be a romantic
interest not that of a brother.
What should we do now?
- We will have to ask for pardon.
Huh?
Two things happened in a single day.
On top of that I called
my future wife sister.
Radhe. Radhe.
So, what will we ask
pardon for first?
For the daughter or for the sister.
Have you decided?
For the sister. Come on.
- Hey.
Come on already.
- Where are you going?
I did it from my pocket.
- Always blabbering.
Munnes.
- Shut up.
She ran away a little while ago.
A genie didn't come
to wish her away.
I don’t know about genies,
M. Rathod.
But two people have helped
sister Honey to run away.
I have found that out.
I am sure those dogs are
the friends of that boy.
Find out more about
those two scoundrels.
If you want,
we will shoot on sight, M. Rathod.
No, don't shoot them.
We will saw off their hands.
Slowly. Slowly.
"The lamp got lighted in the dark
and the circumstances changed."
"Believe it or not."
"Believe it or not.
This is Munnes' wedding party."
Did you see?
You won five hundred rupees.
Remember in gambling.
Uncle.
- Yes.
I want to discuss something
important with you.
Tell me.
Actually, the thing is.
- Hmm.
My daughter Honey has
run away from home.
Run away? Without informing?
Uncle, you will have to
help us to find her now.
These are playing cards.
Not tarot cards to predict
Honey's whereabouts.
But you are the DCP, right.
Huh.
Yes. Yes. I am the DCP.
Uncle, I beg of you.
Please help us to find
my daughter Honey.
Actually, this will ensure
that both honour and life is saved.
Do you get it?
I am so confused.
I was supposed to get wedding procession
instead I am seeing my hearse.
With the lord of death.
Need to focus on the lord of death.
They were discussing
about cutting my hands.
How can just cut your hands?
- That’s right.
How will you wash up
if they cut your hands?
We will go to the police.
To wash up?
Here's the police.
Uncle.
I have to give you some serious
news. - They are coming with swords.
Radhe. Radhe.
- No. No.
Honey has run away from home.
- What are you saying?
You have come at
the right time to tell us.
That's why I play my cards right.
I am going to perform my duty.
- What kind of duty?
The duty to find
the beauty of this house.
You are fake police.
That's what we know.
Hari Singh doesn't know that.
I think this family
is very dangerous. - Yes.
I think they use sword
even to chop onions.
Aunt.
We will have to leave
as soon as possible.
Otherwise, Hari Singh will
force us into slavery.
No. No. No. No.
I will come along too.
No. No. You wait. You wait.
Wherever you go
a lot of things follow.
Bad luck. Jinx, accidents.
There is only one good thing in your
life and that is me. That is proven.
Okay. You wait here while I go.
One thing. Just receive my calls.
Yes.
Come on.
- Come on.
Not there. Here.
Come. Making stupid vlogs.
- Life has become hell.
Hold a veneration fire.
Baldy, where are you going? Where?
There will be no donations here.
Out. - Hey. I am the DCP.
Huh?
- Yes.
DCP?
Even I become the DIG after a having
a couple of drinks. Get out.
I am telling the truth.
Someone stole my uniform.
Stole? The DCP’s uniform?
- Yes.
If you cannot take care of your uniform,
how will you take care of Rohtak?
Get lost.
He has not called yet.
Hari Singh is sitting on the stage.
How will we all leave?
I thought we will
go out in body bags.
Do you want me to find
an auspicious moment? - Hey...
A call. A call.
- Yes. Yes.
Hello.
- Munnes. Munnes. Munnes.
Where is Hari Singh?
Sitting on the stage.
His bodyguards are there too.
Go to the stage.
- Huh?
Have you lost your mind? You are
asking me to go to the lion's den.
Munnes, just do as you are told.
Go to the stage.
He is telling me to go to the stage.
- Then go there.
How could you say that, uncle?
Aunt look at him.
Go.
I am coming.
Are you only going to ask that?
Nothing else?
Who is the DSP?
Who is it?
- Ajay Sharma.
And commissioner?
Gurpreet Monga.
Head constable?
- Sanjeev Mehra.
And now I will see you both out.
Sorry. We made a mistake.
We couldn't recognize you.
I am there. I am there.
Yes. Yes. Look Munnes.
For us to escape alive from there
those people need to leave that place.
That's why do something
so that they leave that place.
What will I do?
I am just… You get it, right…
Tell them that you know everything.
Honey has been found.
-Honey has been found?
Honey's wrong address
has to be given. - Okay. Okay.
Please understand,
my innocent friend.
But I cannot do that, bro.
Tell me, how will I do it.
You can't do it.
How can you say
that you can’t do it?
Look Munnes.
It is their mistake.
Their girl has run away.
And they are fooling you by
making you the bridegroom.
Get angry. The bride has run away.
Your bride has run away. Be angry.
Hey. Don't get so excited.
It is not your wedding.
Be an angry young man, Munnes.
Munnes. Get angry.
Munnes, get angry.
What? Honey has run away?
Is it? You have found her too.
Awesome.
Where is she?
Where is my wife to be?
Munnes, if Honey is found
ask them where is she.
Address? What address?
You have hidden such
a huge thing from me.
I am here standing, the bridegroom.
And your daughter has eloped.
He has learnt to lie.
You will now succeed, Munnes.
Munnes, sorry we didn't tell you.
Since Honey is found
ask them where is she.
Let go of my hand.
That's why I was thinking.
The girl is putting on makeup.
The girl is putting on makeup.
Does it take five
hours to put on makeup?
She is not so ugly.
Why did you do this to me?
Hey. Ask the address.
Yes, sir. I am asking. I am asking.
Hello? Give me the address fast.
Plot no one hundred and twenty-five.
Kherwad village. Pink bungalow.
Uncle, she is there.
But uncle, let me tell you.
As dowry you have given me betrayal.
Betrayal.
Father, forget him.
You will get thirty-six of them
in the market selling cold drinks.
Come on.
- Come on.
Yes. Go.
And make sure you bring
back my wife to-be.
I will wait here till then.
Sit. Hey, Makhan.
Set the plates.
Serve them sweets
and savoury delicacies.
And give him salad too.
Hari Singh, this is not right.
Hey.
- Get Yogurt balls too.
Do something about him.
Look, they are leaving.
Yes. Hide. Fake police.
Sit. Sit.
We don't have to sit.
We have to flee. - Yes. Yes.
Come. Come. Come.
Call everyone.
Hurry. Hurry up.
Check.
Go, uncle.
Come on, adjust.
Hurry up now.
Look, as you can see my elder
brother is now running away.
Where is Honey?
At the grocers.
Hey. We are talking
about our sister, Honey.
And you are joking with us. Dhananjay,
he won't be so easy to reason with.
Need to give him a beating.
Father!
Rascals, I am an army man.
Just shut up and leave. Otherwise, I will
bury you here and erect your memorial.
Look, M. Army Man.
We have found out that you have
run away with my daughter Honey.
What happened?
Who are these people?
This is not Honey.
This is my wife.
And she is also my life. Got it?
Got it. Got it. Come on.
Huh!
But where is Honey?
The DCP gave us this address.
But why did the DCP
give wrong information?
Even the DCP is not
answering my calls?
We will have to go to
the police station. Sit.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
There are 27 corpses here
who were killed in the riot.
They don't even know what
was the cause of the riot.
Uncle.
Uncle.
If your uncle is missing
then file an FIR.
Why are you screaming like a beast?
Where is the DCP?
Hey. I am the DCP.
Hello? Yes, five corpses will come.
- Huh?
An old couple and three youths.
Look, the hearse should be grand.
- What are you saying, brother?
Making a booking at the crematorium.
We have to make arrangements.
None of us are going to
escape later to do all this.
Do you understand what
happens when you touch a DCP?
The thing is someone is going
around in sir's uniform.
As the fake police.
And taking advantage
of being the DCP.
That's what I am scared of.
He might even go to my house.
My wife is very innocent.
Very innocent.
Is it them?
Yes, that's the one.
Sir, let them go.
No, I mean to say
that they had stolen my uniform.
Sir, not just your uniform.
They also stole our jeep.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
The two boys with them. I have
detained them at the check post.
They were taking
their sister to the hospital.
Hospital? Why?
She was pregnant.
That's why she was having
first month's labour pains.
So, I allowed them to
go to the hospital.
Was that her?
She was wearing Burqa.
So, I didn't see her face.
But the physique looks similar.
I am so done for.
That means she was Honey.
Now I understand.
M. DCP, the same family
is bothering both of us.
Hey guys!
Maybe this is my final video.
But the fun thing is you will see
bullets getting fired live. - Shut up.
And...
And whether I live or die,
this video should live on.
Make this video viral on WhatsApp.
See you.
All check posts alert.
DCP Rudra Pratap here.
We are looking for seven people who
have run away with a police jeep.
One of them is wearing
the DCP's uniform. - Hey.
All check posts should
be on high alert.
Come on. All of you get out.
Otherwise, we will be caught.
I see a truck ahead.
We can hide there.
Yes.
Yes, let's go.
All of you.
Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
There are corpses here.
You don’t want to be one, do you?
Get down quietly.
Sir, I just saw the people you
mentioned boarding a truck.
Why are you telling me?
Just catch them, fast.
They are trying to
flee in the truck.
They will surely
reach Rohtak border.
Come on, Sanjay.
- Yes, father.
Come on.
Corpses look good in
a truck of corpses.
Gun them down.
We have been sitting with corpses.
Even if it is cold,
I will have to take a bath.
God, help us.
Radhe. Radhe.
You boarded a truck, right?
- How did you get the van?
That's the thing.
We somehow escaped.
Thank goodness Suresh's van was
standing at Rohtak's border.
Hey. Hey. My tempo.
Huh?
- Munnes! My tempo!
Tempo?
- What will happen with the tempo?
An ambulance would
have been more helpful.
When Hari Singh will shoot at
us ambulance will be helpful.
Not a tempo.
- Always negative.
Suresh, have them stop the truck.
I will make them stop. I will.
Yes, make them stop.
Open. Maybe a corpse has woken up.
Dear, stop the car.
We have escaped.
- Hurry. Hurry.
So much has happened with you all.
Munnes,
how will we get married like this?
You and Suresh had made
a matrimonial profile for me, right?
Hmm.
Suresh has spoken to
one of the girls there.
Her name is Nagma.
- She is ready to get married.
Okay, talk properly to her.
Okay, Munnes. All the best.
Suresh.
What is wrong with you?
You are so unlucky Munnes.
Even if you milk a cow directly,
the milk will come out tainted.
Akhilesh, I ordered some tea.
Okay, fine.
Your van is more important
than your friend's wedding.
Emotional.
Listen. I was just talking to Mahi.
You said that you found a girl at
Mangal Dangal matrimony. Nagma.
Please let me talk to her now.
Now? Here?
Oh yes. Tell me her id.
Munnes one two three.
Password?
Why should I tell you?
Are you still angry?
The password is,
why should I tell you.
Oh.
- Why should I tell you?
Done. Done. Is it her?
Yes, it is. Yes.
God, please help me.
Please make sure
that I don't get unlucky again.
All the best, Munnes. All the best.
Video call.
Video call?
Hey.
I have found a girl.
Come, let's talk. Let's talk to her.
It's a video call. A video call.
Hello? Miss Nagma.
This is my family.
This is uncle. This is aunt.
This is paternal uncle.
This is my brother.
And my friend, Suresh.
Greetings. I welcome all of you.
Welcoming us where?
She is giving us our regards.
Who knows to play
cards in your family?
Why?
He means to say,
who is there in your family?
Yes.
It is me, my father, mother,
Shahnaz, Fariya, Aliha, Farha.
Gazala. Taslim.
And another four sisters.
Is father resting?
How did you know?
No, I mean to say that such hard work
needs ample rest. - What are you saying?
So, Miss Nagma,
do you want to marry me?
Actually, this wedding is
the only way to run away from home.
Huh?
Munnes. Why do you always
get such runaway brides?
Are you Munnes or a marathon?
- Aunt.
Darling, I like her for Munnes.
We want such a girl only.
Come on.
They love me a lot.
You sing bhajans while
we are into azans.
So, you will have
to act like a Muslim.
Don't worry, Miss Nagma.
We will be suck good Muslims
that you will look like a Hindu.
What are you doing?
Mr. Pandit. - Greetings.
- Video call. I need to leave.
Yes, leave.
- But she other cast.
M. Pandit, as per your age you
should have left ten years ago.
If you are here than wait
here for another five minutes.
I have to and perform
a huge holy prayer at Jhansi.
Mr. Pandit, one minute.
We are talking here. - Hmm.
We are talking here.
- Hmm.
Yes, Miss Nagma,
give us the address.
I told you. I have to go to Jhansi.
I am not talking to you.
I am talking to her.
Madina Manzil.
- Write it down.
Yes, give that to me.
Iqbal bangle seller street
and near Abdul mutton shop.
Jhansi. Tell me quickly.
Only one ticket is left.
Someone else might book it.
One minute.
Let us finish talking first.
Miss Nagma. Sorry.
We are coming. We are coming.
Allah hu.
It is may God be with you. Please
study a little before coming. Please.
Yes. Yes. Bye. Bye.
Yes, bye.
What are you doing, Mr. Pandit?
Do some Yoga. Calm down.
How can I calm down? My ticket…
Its gone.
What happened?
- Nothing. The girl agreed.
We have to go to Hyderabad.
- Wow.
What wow?
I am telling you, no need to go so
far because of all this online stuff.
You are not getting
married there either.
Listen.
- Forget it uncle.
Your age of snail mail is gone.
At your times you would get
the news of your father so late
that your father was already at the
adolescent phase of his next birth.
We shouldn’t have got this old man along.
- Hey.
I will go and get his ticket.
- Hmm.
The oldie spoiled my mood.
Come darling, come.
Oldie.
He called me an oldie.
Where are the sweets?
Hey video! Come here.
Yes, uncle.
Do one thing.
What do they call it?
Mangal Dangal.
Register me in it.
Uncle, what is this?
You are thinking of getting
married with one foot in the grave.
I am not worried about my wedding.
I am suspicious about that Nagma.
I want to get
registered to dig more.
And yes. Make sure you put
in my photo from my youth.
You were young too.
I thought you were born
ten-twelve years old.
Yes, blabber some more.
Anyway youths are dying
more in this pandemic.
Take care of yourself.
I have registered you.
She is the same one with
the moon display picture.
Ask her what is
she thinking about marriage.
She was also talking
the same to Munnes.
This looks a mobile
phone with two sim cards.
When will we divorce
after the wedding?
Trapped. Munnes is trapped.
She won't divorce him.
She will blackmail him.
Shall we tell brother Munnes?
- We won’t tell him now.
He just called me an oldie.
We will talk at the last moment.
"The destiny was locked."
"Where do we get the key from?"
"Looks like someone has bribed God."
"He was jinxed before."
"But now his stars are shining."
"Everyone is dancing
but they are still amazed."
"But they are still amazed."
"Everyone. Everyone."
"The lamp got lighted in the dark
and the circumstances changed."
"Believe it or not."
"Believe it or not.
This is Munnes'wedding party."
"The lamp got lighted in the dark
and the circumstances changed."
"Believe it or not."
"Believe it or not.
This is Munnes'wedding party."
"Look at the smile on his face."
"He is like a spring of happiness."
"He is chewing gum with patience but
inside him there is boiling lava."
"Look at the smile on his face."
"He is like a spring of happiness."
"He is chewing gum with patience but
inside him there is boiling lava."
"He has seen so many girls
and visited so many cities."
"Today luck has been kissed hard."
"Kissed hard."
"Kissed. Kissed."
"The lamp got lighted in the dark
and the circumstances changed."
"Believe it or not."
"Believe it or not.
This is Munnes'wedding party."
"The lamp got lighted in the dark
and the circumstances changed."
"Believe it or not."
"Believe it or not.
This is Munnes'wedding party."
is such a huge mansion.
This mansion is so huge
that after divorce
the wife doesn't need
to go her maiden home.
Just go and live in
the room at the end.
You will get separated
automatically.
Besides this one there
are several more rooms.
You can also change
your rooms all the time.
You will never meet.
Move!
Look at this father.
What happened? Is everything okay?
Father, I swear I would be literate had
I studied diligently as a child.
Drat!
You read it.
Dear father. I know that...
Son, use a loudspeaker.
"Hey dad."
Stop it. Read it softly. Softly.
You will face a lot of
inconvenience after I have run away.
But I haven't got any other option.
If possible,
please forgive me father.
Leave all that.
What fell just now?
Is that a meteorite?
No, it's just a paper.
Bro, come let us see
what is happening here.
What suspense are
we going to unearth?
Fire! Come on hurry.
I don't know more but it was honey.
About seventy percent.
Seventy percent.
You mean she was honey
from her feet to her neck.
The remaining thirty percent.
Did she have the face of a peahen?
I have got the remaining
thirty percent.
It is clearly written in this
letter. Honey has run away.
Look. I told you so. I told you so.
Why are you getting so excited?
Your wife has run away.
Have this sweet.
Hey Pandit.
Radhe. Radhe. That means
this alliance is broken too.
Why is Munnes so unlucky?
God.
I am left distraught.
You are feeling so bad when the one
whom you didn't love has run away.
Just imagine.
The day Mahi will run away,
you will go crazy.
What are you saying, uncle?
Uncle, you are being so negative.
So negative.
Huh?
Everyone gets girls.
Everyone becomes a couple.
Even one slipper has
its partner slipper.
And our Munnes is far
better than slippers.
Correct. Absolutely correct.
- Right?
What absolutely correct? I will
beat you with slippers, rascal.
Forget all that.
Bro, you have made her your sister.
It was to be a romantic
interest not that of a brother.
What should we do now?
- We will have to ask for pardon.
Huh?
Two things happened in a single day.
On top of that I called
my future wife sister.
Radhe. Radhe.
So, what will we ask
pardon for first?
For the daughter or for the sister.
Have you decided?
For the sister. Come on.
- Hey.
Come on already.
- Where are you going?
I did it from my pocket.
- Always blabbering.
Munnes.
- Shut up.
She ran away a little while ago.
A genie didn't come
to wish her away.
I don’t know about genies,
M. Rathod.
But two people have helped
sister Honey to run away.
I have found that out.
I am sure those dogs are
the friends of that boy.
Find out more about
those two scoundrels.
If you want,
we will shoot on sight, M. Rathod.
No, don't shoot them.
We will saw off their hands.
Slowly. Slowly.
"The lamp got lighted in the dark
and the circumstances changed."
"Believe it or not."
"Believe it or not.
This is Munnes' wedding party."
Did you see?
You won five hundred rupees.
Remember in gambling.
Uncle.
- Yes.
I want to discuss something
important with you.
Tell me.
Actually, the thing is.
- Hmm.
My daughter Honey has
run away from home.
Run away? Without informing?
Uncle, you will have to
help us to find her now.
These are playing cards.
Not tarot cards to predict
Honey's whereabouts.
But you are the DCP, right.
Huh.
Yes. Yes. I am the DCP.
Uncle, I beg of you.
Please help us to find
my daughter Honey.
Actually, this will ensure
that both honour and life is saved.
Do you get it?
I am so confused.
I was supposed to get wedding procession
instead I am seeing my hearse.
With the lord of death.
Need to focus on the lord of death.
They were discussing
about cutting my hands.
How can just cut your hands?
- That’s right.
How will you wash up
if they cut your hands?
We will go to the police.
To wash up?
Here's the police.
Uncle.
I have to give you some serious
news. - They are coming with swords.
Radhe. Radhe.
- No. No.
Honey has run away from home.
- What are you saying?
You have come at
the right time to tell us.
That's why I play my cards right.
I am going to perform my duty.
- What kind of duty?
The duty to find
the beauty of this house.
You are fake police.
That's what we know.
Hari Singh doesn't know that.
I think this family
is very dangerous. - Yes.
I think they use sword
even to chop onions.
Aunt.
We will have to leave
as soon as possible.
Otherwise, Hari Singh will
force us into slavery.
No. No. No. No.
I will come along too.
No. No. You wait. You wait.
Wherever you go
a lot of things follow.
Bad luck. Jinx, accidents.
There is only one good thing in your
life and that is me. That is proven.
Okay. You wait here while I go.
One thing. Just receive my calls.
Yes.
Come on.
- Come on.
Not there. Here.
Come. Making stupid vlogs.
- Life has become hell.
Hold a veneration fire.
Baldy, where are you going? Where?
There will be no donations here.
Out. - Hey. I am the DCP.
Huh?
- Yes.
DCP?
Even I become the DIG after a having
a couple of drinks. Get out.
I am telling the truth.
Someone stole my uniform.
Stole? The DCP’s uniform?
- Yes.
If you cannot take care of your uniform,
how will you take care of Rohtak?
Get lost.
He has not called yet.
Hari Singh is sitting on the stage.
How will we all leave?
I thought we will
go out in body bags.
Do you want me to find
an auspicious moment? - Hey...
A call. A call.
- Yes. Yes.
Hello.
- Munnes. Munnes. Munnes.
Where is Hari Singh?
Sitting on the stage.
His bodyguards are there too.
Go to the stage.
- Huh?
Have you lost your mind? You are
asking me to go to the lion's den.
Munnes, just do as you are told.
Go to the stage.
He is telling me to go to the stage.
- Then go there.
How could you say that, uncle?
Aunt look at him.
Go.
I am coming.
Are you only going to ask that?
Nothing else?
Who is the DSP?
Who is it?
- Ajay Sharma.
And commissioner?
Gurpreet Monga.
Head constable?
- Sanjeev Mehra.
And now I will see you both out.
Sorry. We made a mistake.
We couldn't recognize you.
I am there. I am there.
Yes. Yes. Look Munnes.
For us to escape alive from there
those people need to leave that place.
That's why do something
so that they leave that place.
What will I do?
I am just… You get it, right…
Tell them that you know everything.
Honey has been found.
-Honey has been found?
Honey's wrong address
has to be given. - Okay. Okay.
Please understand,
my innocent friend.
But I cannot do that, bro.
Tell me, how will I do it.
You can't do it.
How can you say
that you can’t do it?
Look Munnes.
It is their mistake.
Their girl has run away.
And they are fooling you by
making you the bridegroom.
Get angry. The bride has run away.
Your bride has run away. Be angry.
Hey. Don't get so excited.
It is not your wedding.
Be an angry young man, Munnes.
Munnes. Get angry.
Munnes, get angry.
What? Honey has run away?
Is it? You have found her too.
Awesome.
Where is she?
Where is my wife to be?
Munnes, if Honey is found
ask them where is she.
Address? What address?
You have hidden such
a huge thing from me.
I am here standing, the bridegroom.
And your daughter has eloped.
He has learnt to lie.
You will now succeed, Munnes.
Munnes, sorry we didn't tell you.
Since Honey is found
ask them where is she.
Let go of my hand.
That's why I was thinking.
The girl is putting on makeup.
The girl is putting on makeup.
Does it take five
hours to put on makeup?
She is not so ugly.
Why did you do this to me?
Hey. Ask the address.
Yes, sir. I am asking. I am asking.
Hello? Give me the address fast.
Plot no one hundred and twenty-five.
Kherwad village. Pink bungalow.
Uncle, she is there.
But uncle, let me tell you.
As dowry you have given me betrayal.
Betrayal.
Father, forget him.
You will get thirty-six of them
in the market selling cold drinks.
Come on.
- Come on.
Yes. Go.
And make sure you bring
back my wife to-be.
I will wait here till then.
Sit. Hey, Makhan.
Set the plates.
Serve them sweets
and savoury delicacies.
And give him salad too.
Hari Singh, this is not right.
Hey.
- Get Yogurt balls too.
Do something about him.
Look, they are leaving.
Yes. Hide. Fake police.
Sit. Sit.
We don't have to sit.
We have to flee. - Yes. Yes.
Come. Come. Come.
Call everyone.
Hurry. Hurry up.
Check.
Go, uncle.
Come on, adjust.
Hurry up now.
Look, as you can see my elder
brother is now running away.
Where is Honey?
At the grocers.
Hey. We are talking
about our sister, Honey.
And you are joking with us. Dhananjay,
he won't be so easy to reason with.
Need to give him a beating.
Father!
Rascals, I am an army man.
Just shut up and leave. Otherwise, I will
bury you here and erect your memorial.
Look, M. Army Man.
We have found out that you have
run away with my daughter Honey.
What happened?
Who are these people?
This is not Honey.
This is my wife.
And she is also my life. Got it?
Got it. Got it. Come on.
Huh!
But where is Honey?
The DCP gave us this address.
But why did the DCP
give wrong information?
Even the DCP is not
answering my calls?
We will have to go to
the police station. Sit.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
There are 27 corpses here
who were killed in the riot.
They don't even know what
was the cause of the riot.
Uncle.
Uncle.
If your uncle is missing
then file an FIR.
Why are you screaming like a beast?
Where is the DCP?
Hey. I am the DCP.
Hello? Yes, five corpses will come.
- Huh?
An old couple and three youths.
Look, the hearse should be grand.
- What are you saying, brother?
Making a booking at the crematorium.
We have to make arrangements.
None of us are going to
escape later to do all this.
Do you understand what
happens when you touch a DCP?
The thing is someone is going
around in sir's uniform.
As the fake police.
And taking advantage
of being the DCP.
That's what I am scared of.
He might even go to my house.
My wife is very innocent.
Very innocent.
Is it them?
Yes, that's the one.
Sir, let them go.
No, I mean to say
that they had stolen my uniform.
Sir, not just your uniform.
They also stole our jeep.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
The two boys with them. I have
detained them at the check post.
They were taking
their sister to the hospital.
Hospital? Why?
She was pregnant.
That's why she was having
first month's labour pains.
So, I allowed them to
go to the hospital.
Was that her?
She was wearing Burqa.
So, I didn't see her face.
But the physique looks similar.
I am so done for.
That means she was Honey.
Now I understand.
M. DCP, the same family
is bothering both of us.
Hey guys!
Maybe this is my final video.
But the fun thing is you will see
bullets getting fired live. - Shut up.
And...
And whether I live or die,
this video should live on.
Make this video viral on WhatsApp.
See you.
All check posts alert.
DCP Rudra Pratap here.
We are looking for seven people who
have run away with a police jeep.
One of them is wearing
the DCP's uniform. - Hey.
All check posts should
be on high alert.
Come on. All of you get out.
Otherwise, we will be caught.
I see a truck ahead.
We can hide there.
Yes.
Yes, let's go.
All of you.
Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
There are corpses here.
You don’t want to be one, do you?
Get down quietly.
Sir, I just saw the people you
mentioned boarding a truck.
Why are you telling me?
Just catch them, fast.
They are trying to
flee in the truck.
They will surely
reach Rohtak border.
Come on, Sanjay.
- Yes, father.
Come on.
Corpses look good in
a truck of corpses.
Gun them down.
We have been sitting with corpses.
Even if it is cold,
I will have to take a bath.
God, help us.
Radhe. Radhe.
You boarded a truck, right?
- How did you get the van?
That's the thing.
We somehow escaped.
Thank goodness Suresh's van was
standing at Rohtak's border.
Hey. Hey. My tempo.
Huh?
- Munnes! My tempo!
Tempo?
- What will happen with the tempo?
An ambulance would
have been more helpful.
When Hari Singh will shoot at
us ambulance will be helpful.
Not a tempo.
- Always negative.
Suresh, have them stop the truck.
I will make them stop. I will.
Yes, make them stop.
Open. Maybe a corpse has woken up.
Dear, stop the car.
We have escaped.
- Hurry. Hurry.
So much has happened with you all.
Munnes,
how will we get married like this?
You and Suresh had made
a matrimonial profile for me, right?
Hmm.
Suresh has spoken to
one of the girls there.
Her name is Nagma.
- She is ready to get married.
Okay, talk properly to her.
Okay, Munnes. All the best.
Suresh.
What is wrong with you?
You are so unlucky Munnes.
Even if you milk a cow directly,
the milk will come out tainted.
Akhilesh, I ordered some tea.
Okay, fine.
Your van is more important
than your friend's wedding.
Emotional.
Listen. I was just talking to Mahi.
You said that you found a girl at
Mangal Dangal matrimony. Nagma.
Please let me talk to her now.
Now? Here?
Oh yes. Tell me her id.
Munnes one two three.
Password?
Why should I tell you?
Are you still angry?
The password is,
why should I tell you.
Oh.
- Why should I tell you?
Done. Done. Is it her?
Yes, it is. Yes.
God, please help me.
Please make sure
that I don't get unlucky again.
All the best, Munnes. All the best.
Video call.
Video call?
Hey.
I have found a girl.
Come, let's talk. Let's talk to her.
It's a video call. A video call.
Hello? Miss Nagma.
This is my family.
This is uncle. This is aunt.
This is paternal uncle.
This is my brother.
And my friend, Suresh.
Greetings. I welcome all of you.
Welcoming us where?
She is giving us our regards.
Who knows to play
cards in your family?
Why?
He means to say,
who is there in your family?
Yes.
It is me, my father, mother,
Shahnaz, Fariya, Aliha, Farha.
Gazala. Taslim.
And another four sisters.
Is father resting?
How did you know?
No, I mean to say that such hard work
needs ample rest. - What are you saying?
So, Miss Nagma,
do you want to marry me?
Actually, this wedding is
the only way to run away from home.
Huh?
Munnes. Why do you always
get such runaway brides?
Are you Munnes or a marathon?
- Aunt.
Darling, I like her for Munnes.
We want such a girl only.
Come on.
They love me a lot.
You sing bhajans while
we are into azans.
So, you will have
to act like a Muslim.
Don't worry, Miss Nagma.
We will be suck good Muslims
that you will look like a Hindu.
What are you doing?
Mr. Pandit. - Greetings.
- Video call. I need to leave.
Yes, leave.
- But she other cast.
M. Pandit, as per your age you
should have left ten years ago.
If you are here than wait
here for another five minutes.
I have to and perform
a huge holy prayer at Jhansi.
Mr. Pandit, one minute.
We are talking here. - Hmm.
We are talking here.
- Hmm.
Yes, Miss Nagma,
give us the address.
I told you. I have to go to Jhansi.
I am not talking to you.
I am talking to her.
Madina Manzil.
- Write it down.
Yes, give that to me.
Iqbal bangle seller street
and near Abdul mutton shop.
Jhansi. Tell me quickly.
Only one ticket is left.
Someone else might book it.
One minute.
Let us finish talking first.
Miss Nagma. Sorry.
We are coming. We are coming.
Allah hu.
It is may God be with you. Please
study a little before coming. Please.
Yes. Yes. Bye. Bye.
Yes, bye.
What are you doing, Mr. Pandit?
Do some Yoga. Calm down.
How can I calm down? My ticket…
Its gone.
What happened?
- Nothing. The girl agreed.
We have to go to Hyderabad.
- Wow.
What wow?
I am telling you, no need to go so
far because of all this online stuff.
You are not getting
married there either.
Listen.
- Forget it uncle.
Your age of snail mail is gone.
At your times you would get
the news of your father so late
that your father was already at the
adolescent phase of his next birth.
We shouldn’t have got this old man along.
- Hey.
I will go and get his ticket.
- Hmm.
The oldie spoiled my mood.
Come darling, come.
Oldie.
He called me an oldie.
Where are the sweets?
Hey video! Come here.
Yes, uncle.
Do one thing.
What do they call it?
Mangal Dangal.
Register me in it.
Uncle, what is this?
You are thinking of getting
married with one foot in the grave.
I am not worried about my wedding.
I am suspicious about that Nagma.
I want to get
registered to dig more.
And yes. Make sure you put
in my photo from my youth.
You were young too.
I thought you were born
ten-twelve years old.
Yes, blabber some more.
Anyway youths are dying
more in this pandemic.
Take care of yourself.
I have registered you.
She is the same one with
the moon display picture.
Ask her what is
she thinking about marriage.
She was also talking
the same to Munnes.
This looks a mobile
phone with two sim cards.
When will we divorce
after the wedding?
Trapped. Munnes is trapped.
She won't divorce him.
She will blackmail him.
Shall we tell brother Munnes?
- We won’t tell him now.
He just called me an oldie.
We will talk at the last moment.
"The destiny was locked."
"Where do we get the key from?"
"Looks like someone has bribed God."
"He was jinxed before."
"But now his stars are shining."
"Everyone is dancing
but they are still amazed."
"But they are still amazed."
"Everyone. Everyone."
"The lamp got lighted in the dark
and the circumstances changed."
"Believe it or not."
"Believe it or not.
This is Munnes'wedding party."
"The lamp got lighted in the dark
and the circumstances changed."
"Believe it or not."
"Believe it or not.
This is Munnes'wedding party."
"Look at the smile on his face."
"He is like a spring of happiness."
"He is chewing gum with patience but
inside him there is boiling lava."
"Look at the smile on his face."
"He is like a spring of happiness."
"He is chewing gum with patience but
inside him there is boiling lava."
"He has seen so many girls
and visited so many cities."
"Today luck has been kissed hard."
"Kissed hard."
"Kissed. Kissed."
"The lamp got lighted in the dark
and the circumstances changed."
"Believe it or not."
"Believe it or not.
This is Munnes'wedding party."
"The lamp got lighted in the dark
and the circumstances changed."
"Believe it or not."
"Believe it or not.
This is Munnes'wedding party."