The Great Weddings of Munnes (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Haryana ki Chhori - full transcript

Hey guys,
I am deeply saddened to inform

that today I lost
one of my subscribers.

You can write RIP in comment
section and pay condolences.

Please.

He was too young to die.

He was not even 25 if government
holidays are to be excluded.

I always tried stopping him

from boozing.

You should've stopped him, Shilpa.

While you kept trying,
your husband passed away.

You jumped in the river
to persuade Mahi.



You didn't even drown
and on top of that caught cold.

I jumped to die only

but when I moved
my limbs in the water

I remembered I can swim.

Can't help.
Death also avoids me.

Who ordered for Pot ice-cream?

Who ordered dessert at funeral?
- I ordered it.

I thought the pot can be used in
the funeral after ice-cream is over.

This is not the pot used in funeral.

My bad.
- I'll collect it.

Son Munnes

she is a selfish girl.

Wedding immediately after
engagement is common

but this girl ran away
immediately after breaking off.



Call from Mathura isn't
any international call.

She could've called you once.

I won't tolerate
anything against Maahi.

Come on.

Look, Maahi is here.

Did you see?

Thank God you came.

I was trying your number since
morning, but you didn't answer.

When to carry bier out?

I didn't answer on purpose.

You too stop calling me please,
otherwise I'll be helpless.

Panditji said that you'll
die if we get married.

I cannot imagine any relation
other than wife with you, Munnes.

Ma'am, please mourn little gently.
We are having a talk here.

I am ready to die.

Get the photo;
need to put garland on it.

But I cannot take this risk, Munnes.

You want to cancel the wedding
for such trivial matter?

Observe a Karva Chauth fast
for me, I'll live longer, okay?

I don't believe in such things.

You don't believe in these things,
but you believe in other things.

He is not a love guru who
can rule our relationship.

Such gurus, under the name
of astrology, get money.

He had predicted
about my mother, too.

That do whatever you
want, she won't live.

There is no one in this world who would've
wanted him to be wrong, but he was right.

That's why I am saying
it's better if we stay apart.

There's no point in following
a road without a destination.

Not even a destination, it's
a valley, if we fall, I'll get hurt.

We cannot get married in this life.
- No, no, no don't say that.

Don't say that.

Please, Mahi.

The flame of our
relationship is still alive

the mirror got shattered,
the glass is still remaining.

You are my feeling, you never die.

You are my special wound
that never gets healed.

You are my moments,
you keep walking along.

You are my memories
that remain together.

The flame of our
relationship is still alive

the mirror got shattered,
the glass is still remaining.

The flame of our
relationship is still alive

the mirror got shattered,
the glass is still remaining.

Yes, listen

bring the van right now.

Yes, we have to leave.

I'll tell you, come quickly.

Ikka, uncle, aunty,
come outside everyone.

What?
- Why are you shouting?

There is no peace at night, too?
- It's morning.

What happened?
- Who died at this hour?

Hey, no one's dead. You guys
get ready quickly, we've to leave.

Suraj is bringing the van,
I'll get the pundit. Quickly.

What?
- Yes, yes, come on.

He is troubling so much.

Son, since when I have been
asking, where are you taking us?

You are not revealing your cards.

We are going to meet the Saint.

The wedding was called off because
of him, he'll only find the solution.

Hey, Munnes.

Why are you hellbound
on this prospect marriage?

If you didn't get this girl,
you'll find another one.

It's not about the girl,
aunty, it's about love now.

Son, you are going the wrong way.
- I am going on the right road.

We have to go right,
he is taking a left.

Why didn't you say it first?

One, one minute

one, one, one
- Hey, uncle, uncle

one minute
- Make way, make way.

One, one minute
- Radhe, Radhe

Radhe, Radhe

Radhe, Radhe,

Radhe, Radhe
- Uh come.

Hey, we have to meet Muni

Oh, man, come tomorrow.

That was oh woman, no?

Then I am telling you, too.

Brother, we've walked
from very far away.

Can you see him?
He has flown from Abu Dhabi.

Everyone is equal to Muni.

The guy who agrees in 200 bucks
will make us wait for such long.

Offer him 300 and see.

You guys can go.

Let's go, let's go.

Return.

You can't meet.

Why not? Uh?

Oh, we can't meet.
- What is it?

We'll have to do it. That
- What?

Why is there so much crowd?

I think he has broken a
lot of marriage alliances.

They must have come to beat him up.

These are Muni's children.

Uh? He is not letting
others get married,

and he has a poultry
farm of his own kids.

Jai ho!

I mean

These are Muni's devotees.

All the best. All the best.

Hey, Suresh.
- Suresh, son.

What happened?
- What happened?

Hey, hey. Suresh!

What happened? Uh?

Suresh? What's happening?
What's happening?

Brother?
- I am acting.

Then put your hand on the left.
- Uh.

Hey, help, someone
help, else he'll die.

Help
- Help.

Help this poor child.

Hey brother!

Stop the boat.

You are overdoing it.

What are you seeing?

Hey?

Muni?

Muni?

Muni?

Muni? Hey, man.

Muni?

Muni?

Who is it who ruined my meditation?

You ruined my sleep and
you are sleeping peacefully?

I knew you would come here.

Yes, you are the
woman from the society.

Who knows everything.

My prediction has never been wrong.

Then why would you tell?

Whatever has to
happen will happen, no?

Now, what's the point
scaring people by telling it?

You can fight me.

But not with your fate.

You cannot marry Mahi.
- No, no, no, Muni.

Don't do this, don't say
that, there must be a solution.

You people only tell the
problem and the solution.

You earn twice too.

No, I am saying,
if I am inauspicious,

then I'll marry a dog.

But if I don't get married to Mahi

then I'll live like a dog
for the rest of my life.

Please, Muni, there must be
a solution. Think, think a little.

If you want to marry
Mahi then before

that you'll have to marry some
girl and break that marriage.

Only then the stains will get removed
from your and Mahi's horoscopes.

You do one thing, get one more mat

from tomorrow even
I'll sit here with you.

Because the solution that you
are giving, it cannot happen.

I found one girl, after so
many difficulties, to marry me

now where should I find
the other one to divorce?

Oh, man.

To marry Mahi, this
is the only solution.

First, you'll have to
marry some other girl.

See, how he flips, this man.

With respect.
- Yes.

You disconnect his
call when he says if.

If blabbers and breaks alliances.

For this, Munnes has only 14 days.

He couldn't get her in 14 years,
how will he get her in 14 days?

No, Muni, you
didn't tell this before.

I didn't mention one more thing,

Disconnect, disconnect the call,
you still have time. - What?

That after this 14 days, if Munnes
and Mahi get married or not

but it is very important to get
Mahi married on the 15th day.

Because after that,
until the next 8 years,

Mahi cannot get married.

Oh, god.

Okay, Muni, got it.

Blessings.
- Blessings.

Hmm.

Now, Grandfather, now
I can marry Mahi, no?

Hey, if it's called
off then it's called off.

Now, these things happen
in arranged marriage.

By the way, why are you trying
so much to marry Mahi? - Trying?

It's not about me and Mahi.

It's about our family's reputation.
- Yes.

You guys would be okay about getting
the wedding called off, I am not.

See, the thing is,
we are decent people.

Even if we break a mug,
we argue about it for 3 days.

Here, the alliance has been broken.

The guests saw half the rituals.

If they don't see the other half

then I'll be
disrespected in society.

That's why marrying
Mahi is my first choice.

If it doesn't happen,

then I'll gatecrash her wedding.

One try, let me try it once.

Listen, everyone.

Pay attention. See,

I urgently need a
girl to divorce her.

If any of you guys have a mother, wife,
sister, aunty, grandmother, anyone

just tell me. I only want her
for 1 day then I'll return her.

Are you crazy?

Sister.

Get lost.

Swahaa!

Hey?

No one found, what should I do?

Search.
- I am trying.

I am looking in all 4 directions.

Look in all 8 directions then.

Now, I can only
tell if I find a girl.

Then what should I do?

Sit at home.

Swahaa!

Sir,

Sir, do something
about my promotion.

Promotion?

Yes, I'll do it.

In return I'll need
your sister for 1 day.

I don't want any promotion.

Why? What happened?
I only need it for 1 day.

After the divorce,
I'll return her safely.

Sir, in Mathura don't
behave like it's Bangkok.

What happened? Kishore?

Instead of staying with
you, I'll adopt a dog.

He must be more loyal than you.
- What happened?

Don't you understand?
I said it already, break up.

Break up means break up. From today
onwards, don't show me your face.

Get lost.

Excuse me.

Did you break up?

Yes, so?

Oh, how painful, I have
one brother, Munnes.

He is very nice.
Will you marry him?

He was also asking to get married.

Should I give one more?
- No, no, Radhe, Radhe.

What is this?

This is VIP section, let's put it
in here. We'll find a girl quickly.

Yes, yes, okay, sister-in-law.
- VIP section.

Means future sister-in-law.
- Again?

This is five brothers only child.

She is a doctor.
- Okay.

Hey, hey! Hey!

What did you do?

Go bring a cloth,
you ruined everything.

Go, go don't spoil your
dress. Bring a cloth.

No problem, no problem.

Easy, dear.

This Munnes's has a bad luck.

4A plus 5B, 4A plus 5B, all
the brackets will open, right?

Did you get it?

Okay, now I'll tell you
how to solve this problem.

But what's the point if I show it?

Right? You solve it.

Okay? I'll be back.

Yes, Suresh, say.
- Greetings, sister-in-law.

Hey, man, leave something
for after the marriage.

Means greetings
future sister-in-law.

Did you call to say this?

No, no, no.

I called to inform that the
registration we had done for Munnes,

on the Mangal Nangal
matrimony, I found a very nice girl.

That's great news.

Where is the girl from?
- She is from Hyderabad.

And she is so pretty.

Means when Munnes
divorces her after 1 day,

after that I'll marry her.

Swear of Hyderabad's girl.

Okay, Munnes is
calling, we'll talk later.

Okay?
- Okay, okay, okay.

Yes, say.

I found a girl.
- Hmm, I know.

Such a weird time this is.

I am informing my future
wife about my future wife.

She resides in Hyderabad, no?
- Hyderabad?

When did she shift from Rohtak to
Hyderabad? The pundit didn't inform me.

No, Suresh told me.

I think both of them are
talking about different girls.

Wow, this is amazing.

Where there was no signal,
now there is 2 4G connections.

But I'll marry the Rohtak girl.

Really?

Why?

Is she more beautiful?
- No, no, she is very near.

Everything will be over quickly. I'll
marry her then divorce her then marry you.

I don't have much time. I'll get
ready to leave for Rohtak, okay?

Hmm. Bye.

I am teaching.
- Yes.

Keep teaching nicely. Okay, bye.

Hey, guys, so we've
reached our destination.

Here, there is so much greenery.

Means after every 2 minutes, you'll
get cow dung that too green and fresh.

See,

the guy who tries never loses.

And who always gives up, loses.

I had said it before and
I am saying it now, too

take a U turn. This
wedding will not happen.

Hey, uncle, you are so negative.

And this place is so peaceful

that I think this is
world's peaceful place.

Hey?
- Hey? - God!

Hey?

Why pelting stone on procession?

Come on!
- Hey, we will kill.

Stop them.

Catch them!
- Close it, close it.

Hey,

get out, get out.

Please no!
- Nab him, nab him.

Get up.

Rascals!

Give me the jacket, give me.
- What are you doing?

Hey, hey. My jacket is costly.

Get lost!

Sir, Sir,
- Why is he catching him?

He is groom.

Sir, it's my wedding,
it's my wedding.

Who will marry you?
- I found one girl.

Sir, we have to go to Rohtak.
The wedding procession is with me, too.

See, there is a riot going on in
Rohtak. Section 144 is imposed.

And you all cannot go together.

Then how can we go?
We are a lot of people.

You do one thing,
take a left from here,

and make a group of 4

and go.
- Okay,

I am telling you this because
you look from a decent family.

Get out.
- Let's go, let's go.

Hey?

Munnes? What did he say?

He said that we must go separately.
We can't go together.

Okay, okay.

There's a riot going on.
- Let's go. - Saved!

What I am saying,
let's keep the van here.

And we'll go separately on our own.

It's my daughter's wedding.

Nothing should go wrong
with the food. - No, Sir.

I've only one sister, if anything
goes wrong in the wedding,

then I'll make your every
body part disappear.

First, I'll cut your 21st finger.

Sir, my face is like Hrithik

but I've only 10 finger, not 11.

Park the vehicle quickly.
- Quickly.

Hey?
- The vehicle has arrived, see.

Hey, hey, wait, wait,

this is my family.

They want to go to Rathod
Villa, drop them please.

I'll let them in

but I have one condition,
- What?

If you sit in the car,

you'll have to make
garlands of the flowers.

Hey, man, I'll make
one garland for you, too.

Sit then.
- Let's go, let's go.

Yes,
- Sit, sit, we are getting late.

Is this the time to vlog?
Come on!

Uncle!
- Go, go.

Take care.
- Yes.

A car arrived.

Hey,
- Wow, wow.

2 queens have arrived.

We want to go to Rathod Villa.

Will you drop there? - It's my wedding,
entire family needs to go there.

Sit, sit.
- Suresh?

Suresh, come, we got a lift. Come.

I am not able to find my phone, man.

Think about your life, forget
about the phone. Come.

My phone is my life,
how can I leave it?

Uh?

Okay, leave. Okay, you go.

No, no. Uncle, you go,
we both we'll come. - Come, come.

Hey, sit, sit. Come.
- Really?

Come carefully.
- Yes. Yes.

Suresh quickly.
- Sit, sit.

Let's go.
- Take care.

Take care. We are coming.

Hey, guys, so in today's world, where
people don't want to help each other

here not he just gave us a lift,

but he is making us make
garlands due to our helplessness.

Because of your phone,
we are sitting on the road.

Brother, phone is life.

Now, what should I do?
I didn't know it was in my pocket.

If I don't get married, remember
you'll be responsible for it.

Hey, man? Now,
you wait. I'll handle it.

This tractor, hey, wait, wait.

Actually, it's not a problem

even if we break one of the
garlands, he has promised us

that he'll safely
break our one bone.

Handcuffs?

Uh? You guys are cops?

This?
- Yes?

These are not the police handcuffs.

Then? - These are not put on
after becoming a criminal.

After wearing this, man
becomes a criminal forever.

Pandit.

This is perfectly made.

I think it will suit your corpse.

Hey?
- It's amazing.

That the guy who is supposed to perform
the rituals, is trapped in riots.

What do you guys do?

We? We work at a call centre.

Hmm.
- Great.

Very nice.

What do you sell?
- Body.

Body?

Body products.
- Okay.

Just go ahead and take
a right, there's a highway.

There if you ask anyone where
is Rathod Villa, you'll get it.

Okay, okay, thank you.

Hey?

Run, run!

Hey?

Are they coming?

Run, run, they're coming.

Oh, Munnes.

The crowd has come again.

Hey, man.

Hey?
- Thief, thief.

Hey, it's not my
time to go to heaven.

Run, run.

Run, run.

Hey, hey.

Greetings, uncle.

Is anybody there?
- Hey, listen.

The guests should be welcomed.

Don't keep eating, okay?

Hello, guys,
as you can see we have reached

our brother's in-laws' place,
Rathod Villa.

It's very huge, very
huge. You can see.

Hey, Dhananjay.

I had called the videographers.

This groom is making his own video.

Guys, as you can see, there
is a misunderstanding here.

And I want to clear this misunderstanding
in front of all 6 viewers.

Let's go. Sir, my name is Ikka.

Munnes is my brother,
he is the groom, he is coming.

What? Except the groom
everyone has come.

Why?
- What can I tell you.

We've reached after
so much of difficulty.

There are riots in the city.

When a man is supposed
to die in any other way,

only then he can
be saved in the riot.

Wait, why are you running?

Even I don't know this, but they'll
kill each and every single one of us.

Look how he is running.
- They'll kill.

Hey, Munnes?

Hey, get out.

Without the cards,

they are playing another game.
- Hey?

You, too?

Uh?

Queens?

Hmm?

You both, here?

You 2 work at the call centre, no?

Yes.

I have big products.
Come, I'll show you.

Come, come.

Save me.

Brother, why are the riots going on?

How would I know?
But I'll kill every one.

Okay, wait.

Never go to a wedding or a
riot with empty hands. Take this.

Throw this. Game over.
- Okay.

Such people.

Let's go.
- This is safe.

This is safe? Let's go.

Forgive me.
It's not my mistake.

Who is dear, whose dear?

Today, you are ours, sweetu.
- Why are you feeling shy?

Hey?

Run, run. Police has come.

Hey, run.

Run, run.

Hey, man, free me.

Hey, what are you doing
sleeping alone? Run.

Oh, run.

Sir, sir, free me.

It's been very late, man.
- Yes.

By now I would've got
married and divorced her, too.

Now, how to reach Rathod Villa?

Hey, Munnes?

See that cycle, let's go on that.

It's looking okay, too.

Hey, woman, we saw
this cycle first. It's ours.

I've seen Japan,
too, so do I own that?

Go talk to Japan, this is our cycle.

My reputation is safe now.

I am telling you politely, back off.

See, madam,
I've put my hand on the handle.

And without the handle,
you cannot ride the cycle.

I've put my hand on the seat and it
pains to ride a cycle without the seat.

See, woman, this is not a
ladies cycle, this is a gents cycle.

That's why we won't
give you this cycle.

So get aside from
our gender and cycle.

Hey?

God!

You guys are very stubborn.
- Yes.

You can see that a lone
woman is here in trouble,

you don't think you should help her?

They are arguing.

Help?

Understand my problem, brother.

I am running away from my family.

My boyfriend is waiting for me.

Else my family will forcefully
get me married somewhere else.

Please, brother.

I am requesting.
- No, no, sister.

You called me your brother.

Today a brother
will help his sister.

You'll get married
where you want to.

You come with us.
- Hey, hold on, hold on.

I think this woman is very cunning.
She is very hard.

Talk to her respectfully.
She is my sister, understand?

Let's go, brother. My family
must have started looking for me.

Sit behind.
- I am quiet because of him.

Who gets their brother
to meet their boyfriend?

Shut up.
- What kind of brother is he?

Why have you raised your hands, Sir?

I got tired because
of working in the riots.

Hey, hey, what are you doing?

Sir, you lost your
shoes in the riot.

Take my shoes.

You'll be promoted.

Do your duty here. Attention.

Give me the jeep keys.

Sir, it's already on.
- Okay, okay.

Attention.
- Sir.

Hey, kids. The guests
should be welcomed.

Understood?
- Yes, sir.

Sir, police.

What happened Inspector?
- I am not Inspector.

I am the DCP.

And Munnes uncle, too.
- But this

This, I was trapped
in the riot, that's why

the uniform is in such condition.
- Oh, uncle.

DCP is in such condition.

What will happen to the common man?
- That only the common man knows.

Come.

Wait, wait.

Where are you going?

My wife is pregnant, so
we are going to the hospital.

Pregnant? I can't see the belly.

I am not 9 months pregnant.

It is flat in the first month, Sir.

After the 9 months it become an apartment.
You never impregnated anyone, Sir?

What are you saying?

Oh, god.

Labour pain is
increasing, Sir. Let us go.

Labour pain in the first month?
- It can happen in the first hour, too.

It depends on the kid's excitement.

Let us go.
- The kid is naughty I think.

He is like his father.
- Go, go from here.

And be careful.

There are riots going on ahead.

Sir, why is this riot happening?
- I am a cop how would I know?

But they'll kill everyone.

Oh, god.
- Leave.

Oh, god help.

Stop, stop here.

Wait.

This is my boyfriend.

Alok.

No brother, it's corona.

Thank you so much.

What you did, only a
brother can do for his sister.

You are calling me a
brother and thanking me too?

Okay, I'll leave. Some
one is waiting for me, too.

Who?

You didn't tell me that.
- It's a long story.

I'll tell you next year on Rakhi.

Sure.
- I'll leave.

Take care of my sister.

Yes, brother-in-law. Let's go?

Let's go? You are
also getting married.

Wow, everyone is ready.

Why? Should we change?
- No, no you are looking very good.

Tell me where is my son-in-law?

Yes, Suresh?

Where are you?
- Yes, we are coming.

Yes, yes Munnes is safe.

Okay, okay.

They are on the way, reaching.

That's great.

Then let's welcome them
at the gate. Come on.

Let's go.

They haven't come, did
they get beaten up in the riot?

What are you saying? Be positive.

They could die, too.

When was he positive last time?

Last month he was corona positive.

Uh.

He has come.

Come, come.

Park it.
- Hey, Sanjay?

These tent boys are already here?

Do one thing,
increase the salad counter.

Go.
- These are not salad people.

They are Sanjay,
Dhananjay's brothers-in-law

Forgive me, forgive me.

I only saw the face.

Come, son-in-law, welcome
them, welcome them.

Uh?
- Aunty what about me?

Uh.

See.

You are looking very smart.

Hey, brothers.

Take it off, let us
see sister-in-law.

Take it off all the way.
Let us see the sister-in-law.

Brother, have you heard?
- What?

The procession is coming?
- Whose?

Our Munnes's
- Get lost, stupid.