The Emperor's New School (2006–2008): Season 2, Episode 10 - The Emperor's New Home School/Mudka's Secret Recipe - full transcript

HEY. TODAY'S EPISODE
IS ALL ABOUT GOOD EATING.

LUCKY FOR ME, IT'S NOT
ABOUT GOOD MANNERS.

[BURPS]
THEME MUSIC.

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY-- ♪

YOU KNOW,
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.

♪ EXACTLY ♪



♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOIN'
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN
HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM,
TO TOP HIM ♪

TO DESTROY HIM,
RIGHT?

UH...

♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪

♪ KUZCO, KUZCO, GO, GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAN CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪



♪ HE'S GOIN'
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL ♪

♪ IT'S ROYAL, THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL-- ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT
THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH.
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN.

♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪

♪ KUZCO, KUZCO,
GO, GO ♪

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DISNEY ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DISNEY--ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP

Narrator: 50 YEARS AGO,
MAJOR MUDKA INVENTED

OUR WORLD-FAMOUS MUG OF MEAT.

TO CELEBRATE,

WE'RE GETTING RID OF IT
FOREVER!

TO INTRODUCE
THE MAMMOTH MUG OF MEAT!

4 TIMES THE MEAT...

4 TIMES THE SALT...

4 TIMES...

[WHISPERS]
The secret recipe.

COME ON IN
AND CHUG A MUG OF MUDKAS!

I WANNA CHUG A MUG OF MUDKAS.

KUZCO, MEAT MUGS
ARE ALL YOU EVER EAT.

CAN I GET YOU
THE CUP O' CARROTS

OR THE SALAD STEIN?

ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME
TO EAT SOMETHING, UM...

WHAT'S THAT WORD?
HEALTHY?

NO.
NUTRITIOUS?

NO.
NOT A MEAT MUG?

THAT'S IT.

NO CAN DO.
MEAT MUGS TASTE GOOD.

VEGGIE-PLANT THINGIES...
NOT SO MUCH.

Y'ALL SHOULD REALLY
BE EATING A MIX OF FOODS

TO KEEP YOUR BODY
HEALTHY AND ENERGIZED AND---

I'VE GOT PLENTY OF ENER--

[SNORING]

SINCE YOU WORK AT MUDKA'S,
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO

IS PUT THIS PUMA POTION
IN KUZCO'S MUG OF MEAT.

AND--
STOP!

DON'T EVEN SAY IT.
THE MEAT MUG IS SACRED.

THERE ARE THINGS I WILL DO
AND THINGS I WON'T DO.

AND THAT ONE
IS ON THE "WON'T DO" LIST.

WILL DO--PULL THE LEVER,
RIDE THE COASTER,

DO THE HIGH-FIVE HAND SLAP.

WON'T DO--SCRUB YOUR BACK,
SCRAPE YOUR BUNIONS,

MESS WITH THE MEAT MUG.

SO WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?

KUZCO WON'T EAT
ANYTHING ELSE.

OF COURSE NOT.
MEAT MUG'S HIS FAVORITE.

IT'S THE SECRET RECIPE.
THAT'S WHAT
MAKES THE DIFFERENCE.

THAT'S IT!
I'VE GOT IT!

UH...YOU CAN'T HEAR
THIS PART.

I'LL STEAL MUDKA'S
SECRET RECIPE

SO KRONK CAN'T MAKE
THE MEAT MUGS.

KUZCO WILL HAVE TO
EAT SOMETHING ELSE,

THUS TAKING
MY PUMA POTION.

HA HA HA!
IT'S BRILLIANT!

THAT'S FUNNY.
CAN'T HEAR A THING
FROM IN THERE.

DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

NO, NOT AT ALL.

NOW GET TO WORK
ON THESE BUNIONS.

WERE YOU EVEN
PAYING ATTENTION EARLIER?

[OWL HOOTING]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[CAWS]

[SCREECHES]

[METAL CLANGS]
[MEOWS]

THE SECRET RECIPE...
[PURRS]

[GASPS]

HEH HEH HEH! I CAN'T BELIEVE
I LEFT THE DOOR OPEN...

AND MY KEYS ON THE COUNTER...

AND THE COMBINATION TO THE SAFE
WRITTEN IN GIANT MARKER
ON THE WALL.

AAH!

Kronk: THE NAPKIN
DISPENSER IS EMPTY.

WELL, IT'S NOT GONNA
REFILL ITSELF.

1, 2, 3, 4,

5...

135. THAT'S ODD--

USUALLY TAKES 134 NAPKINS.

BETTER START OVER.

OK, BETTER BE GETTING HOME.

OOH! THE NEW PHONE BOOK.

HAVEN'T READ THAT ONE YET.

"ADAM A. AARDVARK."

HEH! SAME NUMBER
HE HAD LAST YEAR.

HEH! WHAT KIND OF NAME
IS ZYZYX?

YZMA?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

UH, I WAS...HUNGRY?

OK. DON'T FORGET
TO LOCK UP.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

AAH! THE SECRET RECIPE!
IT'S GONE!

YZMA!

SHE PROBABLY SAW
WHAT HAPPENED.

I'LL HAVE TO ASK HER
NEXT TIME I SEE HER.

BUT WHAT DO I DO NOW?
I CAN'T MAKE MUDKA'S MEAT MUG

WITHOUT THE MUDKA'S
MEAT MUG RECIPE.

NO RECIPE, NO MEAT MUG.
RECIPE, NO. MEAT MUG, NO.

I GOT TO DO SOMETHING!

UH, EW.

THE MEAT IS ALL
THIN AND GREEN.

THAT'S LETTUCE. TRY IT.

AND THIS CHUNK'S
GONE ALL ROUND AND REDDISH.

THAT'S A TOMATO.
IT'S GOOD.

AND I DON'T EVEN
WANT TO KNOW

WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL
THIS IS FROM.

HEY. THIS ISN'T A MEAT MUG!

[CHANTING]
WHAT DO WE WANT TO EAT?
A SALTY, FATTY TREAT!

SO FOR THE LOVE OF PETE,
LET'S CHUG A MUG OF MEAT!

YOU GOT TO STOP,
OR EVERYONE WILL KNOW.

KNOW WHAT?
OK, OK.

STOP WITH THE THIRD DEGREE.
I LOST THE RECIPE.

THERE. I SAID IT.

THE SECRET
MYSTERY MEDLEY OF SPICES
AND GRADE-F MEATS...

GONE!

UH, HELLO.
YOU MAKE IT EVERY DAY.

YOU CAN'T REMEMBER
THE RECIPE?

EVERY NIGHT,
TO KEEP IT A SECRET...

I DROP A GRAND PIANO
ON MY HEAD...

[PIANO CLANGS]

SO I'LL FORGET
THE RECIPE.

[TOY PIANO PLAYING]

WHAT WERE
WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN?

THE RECIPE.

RIGHT...

I HAVE TO GET
THE SECRET RECIPE.

I HAVE TO GO TO
THE MEAT MUG SOURCE!

WHAT, A COW?
HA!

POOR, NAIVE KUZCO. YOU WISH
THERE WAS COW WITH IT.

NO. I'M GOING TO
MAJOR MUDKA.

A M-MUG FRESH FROM
THE MEAT MUG MAJOR?

I'M GOING!
HEH HEH!

I DON'T KNOW, KUZCO.
IT'S A LONG,
ARDUOUS TRIP,

EVEN FOR
SOMEONE IN GOOD SHAPE,
WHO EATS RIGHT.

AND THAT PERSON
I'M DESCRIBING...

IT'S NOT YOU.

I WANT MY MEAT MUG,
AND I WANT IT NOW!

OH. GOOD THING
YOU'RE GONNA BE EMPEROR,

'CAUSE WITH YOUR PEOPLE SKILLS,
YOU COULDN'T GET ANY OTHER JOB.

DARN RIGHT I COULDN'T.

OOH, EXCELLENT!

NOW THAT KUZCO HAS TO
EAT SOMETHING ELSE,

I CAN POTION HIM
AND TURN HIM INTO A PUMA.

AND...

I'M NOT SURE
HOW THAT HELPS ME.

SEEMS LIKE A PUMA WOULD BE
MUCH HARDER TO GET RID OF.

AAH! THIS ALL MADE SO MUCH
MORE SENSE IN MY HEAD.

IT'S A LONG WAY.

SURE YOU DON'T WANT
TO BRING SOME, I DON'T KNOW,

FOOD OR WATER?

I'M HOLDING OUT
FOR A MAJOR-MUDKA-MADE
MAMMOTH MEAT MUG. MMM.

[STOMACH GROWLS]

PATIENCE, MY PRETTY.

[PANTING]

ARE WE THERE YET?

CLIMB, CLIMB, CLIMB,
STEP, CLIMB, STEP,

CLIMB, STEP,
CLIMB, STEP,
CLIMB, STEP,

CLIMB, CLIMB,
CLIMB, STEP,
CLIMB, STEP...

RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN.

POLE VAULT! RUN, RUN, RUN.

[KUZCO WHIMPERS]

PIZZA SLICE, FRENCH FRY,

PIZZA SLICE, FRENCH FRY...

AAH!
[GROWL]

[CRUNCH]

OK. WE GET THE IDEA--

KRONK, BIG HE-MAN;
KUZCO, HUNGER-DEPRIVED
WEAKLING.

LET'S MOVE ON.
OOH! THIS IS COOL.

IF YOU PUSH
REWIND-REWIND-PAUSE,

YOU CAN SEE
A HIDDEN EASTER EGG.

[VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING]

OK, MAYBE "COOL"
WAS TOO STRONG A WORD.

RUN, RUN, RUN,
RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN...

[PANTING AND WHIMPERING]

UNH!

YOU NEED A REST, BUDDY?

NO PROBLEM.
GOOD PLACE FOR A CHOW BREAK.

UH, KUZCO DOESN'T EAT
RABBITY-RABBIT FOOD.

OK. IT'S GOOD STUFF.

ENJOY YOUR PINE-CONE
SURPRISE.

I'M FINE...

♪ WHAT DO WE WANT TO EAT? ♪

♪ A SALTY, FATTY TREAT ♪

♪ SO, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE,
LET'S CHUG A MUG OF MEAT ♪

YOU OK?
YEAH, OF COURSE.

OH, I SHOULD HAVE
WOKEN YOU UP.

YOU JUST MISSED
THE COOLEST PARADE
OF LITTLE MEAT MUGS--

CUTE LITTLE FELLAS.

MAJOR MUDKA'S HUT!

Kronk: WE MADE IT!

[GASPS]
IT'S HIM! THAT'S MUDKA!

MAJOR MUDKA, SIR,
WE'RE HONORED TO MEET YOU.

BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP.

UH, SIR?

HEY! ARE YOU
EVEN LISTENING?

[CHAIR SQUEAKS]

AAH!
AAH!
HEY!

AAH!
AAH!

HA HA HA!

SORRY TO STARTLE YOU,
BUT I'M MRS. MUDKA.

I'M SO SORRY--

POOR MR. MUDKA.

OH, THAT? THAT'S JUST
AN OLD HALLOWEEN DECORATION.

AAH!
AAH!

HIYA, BOYS!
WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?

QUICK, MEAT-MUG ME!

OH, A MEAT-MUG FAN.
GOOD DEAL!

BUT WHY IN TARNATION
WOULD YOU COME HERE FOR ONE?

THIS HERE'S OUR HOME.

BUT--BUT--DON'T YOU
EAT THEM EVERY DAY?

OH, NO, SIRREE BOB!

EVERY DAY? I SAY
I'D LOOK LIKE THAT BY NOW.

BUT WHAT ABOUT...

♪ BE YE PEASANT,
KING, OR THUG ♪

♪ SLAKE YOUR HUNGER
WITH OUR MUG ♪

♪ POUR OUR MEAT
INTO YOUR GULLET ♪

♪ TODAY ONLY,
FREE MEAT MULLET ♪

WHY, THAT'S
AN AD JINGLE, SONNY.

I MEAN, SURE ENOUGH,
ONE EVERY BLUE MOON

IS FINE AND DANDY.

BUT ANYBODY FOOL ENOUGH
TO ONLY EAT MEAT MUGS

IS ASKING FOR IT.

MEAT, MODERATION--
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

UHH...MY WHOLE WORLD...

SPINNING...OHH...

SIR, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
I'M A COOK AT MUDKA'S NUMBER 12.

AND, UH--

AND YOU DONE
LOST THE RECIPE.
GOT YOURSELF A PENCIL?

IT'S SALT...

AND PEPPER.

SALT AND PEPPER!

THAT'S RIGHT.

[CRUNCHES]

JUST KEEP IT SECRET,
OK, BOYS?

NO PROBLEM.
YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME!

[PIANO CLANGS]

MMM, MMM!

EATING HEALTHY
IS NOT AS GROSS AS I THOUGHT.

THESE, UM--
WHAT DID YOU CALL THEM?

VEGETABLES.

YEAH. THEY'RE ACTUALLY
PRETTY GOOD.

I JUST MAY
TURN OVER A NEW LEAF.

HA! LEAF.

THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

BUT THAT IS.
HA HA HA!

[CACKLING]

YES, IT WORKED.

NOW ONLY ONE MORE TINY,
INSIGNIFICANT STEP,

AND THE EMPIRE
IS MINE, MINE!

OUT OF THE WAY, KRONK.

TRYING TO GET RID OF KUZCO--
THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.

BUT STEALING MUDKA'S SECRET
MYSTERY MEDLEY RECIPE?

YOU'VE SUNK TO A NEW LOW.

IT HAS TO STAY SECRET.

WELL, IT'S TOO LATE
FOR THAT, KRONK.
I ALREADY KNOW IT.

NOT FOR LONG.

[PIANO CLANGS]

UH, HOW CAN I PUT THIS?
OH, I KNOW.

I HATE KUZCO ACADEMY.

I HATE, HATE, HATE
EVERYTHING ABOUT IT.

EXCEPT FOR
THE NAMED-AFTER-ME PART.

OH, AND SLOPPY-JOE TUESDAYS,
THAT'S COOL.

OTHERWISE, ME NO LIKEY.
TAKE TODAY, FOR EXAMPLE.

IN HOMEROOM, I ACTUALLY
HAD TO RAISE MY HAND.

[CRACKING]
OW, OW, OW, OW!

MUSCLE SPASM.
HEH. WHAT MUSCLE?

IN CHEMISTRY, I HAD TO
TAKE THIS TEST

ALL FULL OF
TRICKY QUESTIONS.

PSST! HEY, KRONK.
WHAT DID YOU GET
FOR "NAME"?

I'M WORKING ON IT.

Kuzco: AND AT LUNCH,
KAVO GOT ALL MAD AT ME
FOR NO GOOD REASON.

ME KAVO-KAVO,
SILLY MONKEY MAN!

[IMITATES MONKEY]
ANYBODY GOT 'NANA?

OHH!
[CRASH]

HEY! HOW COME
HE GETS THE KUZCO-RONI?

SO, THAT'S WHY I'M IN
YOUR OFFICE, MR. PURUTU--

'CAUSE YOU'RE THE "SHOOB-D-ZOW,
I KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO"

GUIDANCE-COUNSELOR MAN.

AND 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT
THIS NIFTY SWIVEL CHAIR.

WHEE! SPINNY, SPINNY, SPINNY.
[CAROUSEL MUSIC PLAYING]

OOMPAH-PAH, OOMPAH-PAH,
OOMPAH-PAH. HEH HEH HEH.

KUZCO, I NEED
YOUR ADVICE.

BUT YOU'RE THE SHOOB-D-ZOW
GUIDANCE-COUNSELOR MAN.

WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE--
THE TINKLE-TINKLE TURBO
WIND-CHIME CLEANER

OR THE SHINY-SHINY SHEEN
WIND-CHIME POLISHER?

NEITHER. WE'RE HERE
TO TALK ABOUT MY PROBLEM--

NOT YOURS, MINE.

YOU, NO PROBLEM.
ME, PROBLEM.

KUZCO, UNLIKE MY WIND-CHIME
MAINTENANCE DILEMMA,

THE ANSWER TO YOUR PROBLEM
IS EASY.

REALLY?

GO HOME.

HAVE YOU NOT BEEN
WATCHING THE SHOW?

IN ORDER TO BECOME EMPEROR,
I NEED TO GRADUATE.

I MEAN GO HOME,
AS IN HOMESCHOOL.

I CAN STUDY AT HOME
AND STILL BECOME EMPEROR?

YEAH, SURE.

[CHAIR SQUEAKS]

Kuzco: IT'S TIME FOR
KUZCO'S DOODLES.

THAT'S THE PART OF THE SHOW
WHERE I DRAW A DAY AT
KUZCO ACADEMY II,

THE HOME VERSION.

SCHOOL BEGINS
BRIGHT AND EARLY AT 7 A.M.

[CHANTING
"KUZCO ALLEGIANCE"]

FIRST CLASS,
SLEEPING IN TILL 10:00.

THEN I GET OUT OF BED.
[YAWNS]

THAT TAKES CARE OF P.E.

THEN IT'S A QUICK
3-HOUR LUNCH

AT THE POPULAR TABLE.

AFTER LUNCH, TIME TO STUDY

AT THE HOTTIE-HOT-HOTTIE
LIBRARY.

AND AFTER CLASS,
I'M CAPTAIN OF

THE "KUZCO'S ALWAYS RIGHT"
DEBATE TEAM.

KUZCO'S
AMAZINGLY HANDSOME.

NO, KUZCO'S
JAW-DROPPINGLY HANDSOME.

AND AFTER
A LONG, PRODUCTIVE DAY,

IT'S TIME TO GO HOME.

OH, LOOK.
I'M ALREADY HOME.

HOME, SWEET HOMESCHOOL!

I'M BACK.

AAH! WHAT HAPPENED?

I FELL ASLEEP
IN THE SHADE.

GIVE ME A SECOND
TO EXFOLIATE.

[RIP]

OHH.
THAT WAS DISTURBING.

SO, WHAT HAVE YOU ACCOMPLISHED
DURING MY BREAK, PRINCIPAL...

"KNORK."

YZMA, I'M GONNA LET YOU IN
ON A LITTLE SECRET.

I'M NOT PRINCIPAL KNORK.
I'M...

KRONK!
[RIP]

WHAT? YOU'RE NOT GONNA
FREAK OUT?

SHOULD I?
WELL, I'M FREAKING OUT!

BEING 2 PEOPLE--
IT'S JUST PLAIN WEIRD.

OK, I'M OVER IT.

SO, I WATERED
YOUR DEAD PLANT.

Kronk:
IT MADE A BABY PINEAPPLE.
I NAMED IT PINEY--

PINEY THE PINEAPPLE.

PICKED UP YOUR MAIL,
YOUR ANTI-WRINKLE CREAM
SHOWED UP--

THE BIG BOTTLE--

AND I PULLED THE LEVER
682 TIMES.

[METAL CLANGS]

BY THE WAY--
WE NEED A NEW LEVER.

WHAT ABOUT THE PIANO YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO DROP ON KUZCO?

KUZCO...

YEAH, HE DOESN'T
GO HERE ANYMORE.

DOING THE HOMESCHOOL THING.
DON'T WORRY, THE PIANO
DIDN'T GO TO WASTE.

[PIANO PLAYS]

HOMESCHOOL?

I CAN'T DESTROY KUZCO
AT HIS HOME.

LET ME GUESS--
UH, TOO FAR TO WALK,

AND WE'D HAVE TO
MOVE THE LAB.

AND I'VE GONE TO
WAY TOO MUCH TROUBLE

TO SET UP
THIS AMZY-YSMA RUSE.

NOT TO MENTION THE KRONK-
PRINCIPAL KNORK RUSE...

THING.

KUZCO MUST RETURN
TO KUZCO ACADEMY!

[THUNDER]

UH...

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

WHY WOULD KUZCO
GIVE UP THE COMFORTS
OF PACHA'S HUT?

IT'S GOT SOFT PILLOWS
AND ROOT BEER.

TRUE. BUT WE HAVE SOMETHING
HIS HOMESCHOOL DOESN'T HAVE.

PINEY!

NO. WE HAVE...

Mr. Moleguaco: MALINO?
HERE.

GOOD.
EVERYONE'S HERE.

EXCEPT KUZCO.

NOW, CLASS,

TOMORROW, YOU WILL BE
TAKING A BUS TRIP TO
KANKANY FALLS.

WHERE'S THAT?
CHILE.

NO KIDDING.
IT'S AN IGLOO IN HERE.

YOU WILL EACH CHOOSE
YOUR OWN BUS BUDDY--

EXCEPT MALINA.
NO FAIR.

MALINA MUST CHOOSE RAMON.

THAT'S FAIR.

KRONK, GO TELL KUZCO
ALL ABOUT THE TRIP

SO HE'LL BECOME
INSANELY JEALOUS,

AND THUS MUST RETURN
TO KUZCO ACADEMY!

[THUNDER]

WHOA. WHAT AMZY SAID
TOTALLY HOOKS UP WITH

WHAT YZMA
WAS TELLING ME EARLIER.

[WHISPERS]
It's uncanny.

UH-HUH, UH-HUH.

UH-HUH, UH-HUH,
UH--OOH!

WHY AREN'T YOU
AT SCHOOL?

I AM AT SCHOOL--
HOMESCHOOL.

YOU GUYS WERE OUT,
SO I'M SELF-TEACHING
ME LEARNING STUFF.

THAT WAS THE ANCIENT TRIBAL
"UH-HUH UH-HUH UH-HUH" DANCE.

KUZCO,
HOMESCHOOL OR NOT,

IF YOU CONTINUE
SLACKING OFF LIKE THIS,

YOU'LL NEVER LEARN
WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW

TO GRADUATE
AND BECOME EMPEROR.

AND WORSE THAN THAT--

YEAH?
YOU'LL BE LIVING
WITH US FOREVER.

[TAPE CUES]

UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH--

[COUGHS]

WHEN'S DINNER?
[TAPE CUES]

KUZCO,

YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIKE
A SON TO ME.

MOMMY!
DON'T CALL ME "MOMMY."

AND I WANT ALL MY CHILDREN
TO WORK HARD, DO WELL,

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,

GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE.

THEREFORE, I AM PERSONALLY
GOING TO SEE TO IT
THAT YOU GRADUATE.

UH, THAT'S NICE
AND EVERYTHING, CHICHA.

BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
GO BACK TO THAT
EVILLY EVIL KUZCO ACADEMY.

NO, BUT I CAN MAKE YOU
WANT TO GO BACK.

WELCOME TO CHICHA-CADEMY.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

WHO CAN TELL ME
THAT CAPITAL OF VENEZUELA?

KUZCO.

OHH. WHY DON'T YOU EVER
CALL ON ANYONE ELSE?

LIKE WOMPY? OR BANANA?

LOOK, I'M EXHAUSTED.

ISN'T IT TIME
FOR A BREAK

OR RECESS
OR SOMETHING?

RECESS?

WHAT'S THE MAIN EXPORT
OF ARGENTINA?

OOPS, BROKE MY ARM.
GOT TO SEE THE NURSE.

OK, NOW YOU'VE SEEN HER.

FINALLY! LUNCHTIME.

ONE BIGGIE-BOOK
COMBO.

WHAT'S THE SQUARE ROOT
OF 36?

IT'S 2...
WRONG.

IN THE MORNING.

SHE'LL NEVER FIND ME
IN MY HOMEWORK-PROOF SHELTER.

Chicha: RIGHT ON TIME.

HYAH!

STUPID HOMESCHOOL HOMEWORK.

WHO CARES IF
THE CAPITAL OF VENEZUELA
IS BUENOS AIRES?

ACTUALLY, IT'S CARACAS--
RHYMES WITH MARACAS.

PEBBY PEBBLES
MAKE THE FUN NOISE.

[RATTLING]
♪ DO, DA, DO,
CHA, CHA, CHA ♪

♪ DO, DA, DO,
CHA, CHA, CHA ♪

HEH!

DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT IT IS I CAME BY
TO TELL YOU?

NO.
OK. I'LL TELL YOU.

A BUS TRIP WITH MALINA.

PLEASE CAN I GO,
MOMM?

DON'T CALL ME MOMMY.
KUZCO...

I TRULY BELIEVE
YOU HAVE THE POTENTIAL
TO DO WELL AT ANY SCHOOL.

BUT IF YOU WANT
TO BE WITH MALINA,

THEN YOU HAVE TO AGREE
TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL
AT KUZCO ACADEMY.

[GASPS] YOU MEAN I CAN LEAVE
CHICHA'S 24-7 BOOTCAMP

AND GO BACK
TO REGULAR SCHOOL?

IF YOU AGREE TO APPLY
YOURSELF AND WORK HARD,

THEN...YES.

♪ HE'S GONE, HE'S GONE ♪

♪ HE'S GONE, HE'S GONE,
HE'S GONE ♪

THERE! THERE'S THE BUS!

UNH! MALINA!

COME BACK!

HMM.
BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW

I WAS A VINE SWINGIN',
ALLIGATOR HOPPIN',

WILD BOAR RIDIN' MAN.

[SLURPS]
UNION SAYS STUNTMEN
GET A BREAK EVER YHOUR.

AND BORIS THE BOAR
WANTS DOUBLE PAY.

THANKS. UH, GUESS
I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

[YELPING]
SLOW DOWN, BORIS!

I'LL GIVE YOU TRIPLE PAY!

WHOA.

WHOA!

UNH!
[TIRES SCREECH]

Kuzco: OW, OW, OW, OW!
OW, OW!

Kuzco: MALINA?

WHERE'S YOUR BUS BUDDY?

RIGHT HERE.

I GO TO THE BATHROOM
FOR HALF AN HOUR,
AND THIS HAPPENS.

BLECH, GROSS.
OLD GUY COOTIES.

BOY, YOU MUST'VE BUMPED
YOUR HEAD REALLY HARD.

HEY, WHERE'S MY
HOTTIE HOT HOTTIE?

THIS IS NOTHING
BUT OLDY OLD OLDIES.

THIS HERE'S
THE BUS TO RENO.

THE SCHOOL BUS TRIP
WAS CANCELLED

WHEN A PIANO FELL ON IT.

WHEW!

HEY, YZMA.

SEE YOU BACK
AT THE ACADEMY, KRONK.

YOU'RE LEAVING
HOMESCHOOL?

PSSH, YEAH.
I WAS TRYING TO TAKE
THE EASY WAY OUT.

BUT SCHOOL IS ABOUT
BEING EDUCATED.

BESIDES,
IF I'M GONNA GET THAT
MUCH ONE-ON-ONE ATTENTION,

I WANT IT FROM MALINA.

I DON'T BELIVE IT.

OUR PLAN ACTUALLY WORKED!

U-TURN, KRONK.
GET THIS LAB
BACK TO THE ACADEMY!

YOU GOT IT.

I'M BACK.

THAT'S NICE.
GOTTA GO.

GO? WHERE?

RAMON'S HOUSE.
HE'S GETTING HOMESCHOOLED,
AND I'M HIS TUTOR.

HOMESCHOOLS
CAN HAVE TUTORS?

YEAH, MUCH MORE ONE-ON-ONE
ATTENTION THAT WAY.

AND RAMON LIKES
ONE-ON-ONE ATTENTION.

Kuzco: NOOOOO!

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