The Emperor's New School (2006–2008): Season 1, Episode 7 - The Lost Kids/The Big Fight - full transcript

HOLA! THIS IS
WHERE I POP UP

AND ENTERTAIN YOU.

WAIT.I'M THE EMPEROR.

YOU SHOULD ENTERTAINME.

NOW, HOW'S
THAT GONNA WORK?

OH, WELL.

THEME MUSIC!

[FANFARE PLAYING]

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪



♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪

EXACTLY!

LET'S GO!

♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

♪ HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪

♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,

RIGHT?
UHH...

K-U-Z-C-O!



KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪

♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS
WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

Kuzco: WELCOME TO
THE KUZCO HALL OF FAME.

YEP, IT'S ALL ABOUT...

ME. CHECK IT OUT.

I'VE BEEN
A COURAGEOUS ASTRONAUT,

A RED-EYED TREE FROG MAN.

A SUCCESSFUL MALE MODEL,

YEP, LOOKIN' GOOD.

BUT THERE'S ONE
THING I HAVEN'T BEEN.

BABY-SITTER?

IT'S ONLY FOR TODAY.

WE HAVEN'T
HAD A VACATION

SINCE THE KIDS
WERE BORN.

WE'RE GOING TO
THE LLAMA SPRINGS

CURE-ALL SPA
AND GETAWAY RESORT.

IT'S OUR
ANNIVERSARY.

BUT WON'T YOU BE
NEEDING A BABY-SITTER?

BELIEVE ME, WE LOOKED.

CAN'T.

IT'S LLAMA LODGE NIGHT!

LLAMA-LLAMA-RA-RA

IS OUR CHANT!

LLAMA-LLAMA-RA-RA!

EH, UH, THE REST
OF THE CHANT IS SECRET.

LOVE TO, SWEETIE,

BUT I GOTTA BURN
600 BOW-WOWS

AND SLAP 'EM WITH
MISSISSIPPI MUD

FOR MONDAY'S LUNCH.

ME GROUNDED.

FIRE NOT MY FAULT.

HONEST.

[SINGING TO HIMSELF]

HUH?

OOH!
[GRUMBLES]

HUH, WE EVEN
ASKED THE GUY
THAT NO ONE KNOWS.

SORRY.
I DON'T KNOW YOU.

WELL...

WHAT ABOUT MALINA?

LITTLE MISS HOTTIE?

ER, I MEAN,
MISS RESPONSIBLE

IS PERFECT FOR THE JOB.

OH, SHE WAS OUR
FIRST CHOICE.

OH, BUT TOMORROW'S
THE BAKE SALE

FOR SAVE THE SLOTHS.

OH, SHE'S IN CHARGE OF
MAKING POTATO POT PIES

FOR THE WHOLE VILLAGE.

SO, LET ME GUESS.

I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN
BABY-SIT THOSE THREE?

DON'T WORRY, KUZCO.

MALINA PROMISED
TO HELP IN AN EMERGENCY.

IF THERE'S ANY TROUBLE,
JUST RING THIS BELL,

AND MALINA WILL BE
OVER HERE IN A FLASH.

BUT IT'S ONLY
FOR EMERGENCIES...

RING-A-DING-DING,

AND MALINA COMES RUNNING.

TO ME.

[CHUCKLES]
THAT'S LIKE,
THE GREATEST THING

EVER THOUGHT OF
BY ANYBODY THAT THINKS!

INSTEAD OF A BELLBOY,
IT'S A BELL GIRL!

SO REMEMBER, KUZCO,

ONLY USE THE BELL
AND DISTURB MALINA

IF IT'S ABSOLUTELY
NECESSARY!

YOU GOT YOURSELF
A BABY-SITTER.

OH, WAIT.

I SHOULD SAY THAT OUT LOUD,
SO SHE CAN HEAR.

YOU GOT YOURSELF
A BABY-SITTER.

AND...

THEY'RE...

GONE!

KUZCO, WHAT IS IT?
I HEARD THE BELL.

WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?

UM...I THOUGHT
I SMELLED SMOKE.

AND...I HEARD
GHOSTS IN THE WALLS.

AND THERE'S JAGUARS
IN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER.

AHH, YOU RANG THE BELL

'CAUSE YOU JUST
WANTED ME TO COME OVER.

THAT'S NOT AN EMERGENCY.

SURE IT IS.

I WAS HAVING
A HOTTIE ATTACK.

KUZCO, STOP BEING FUNNY.

OR TRYING TO BE FUNNY.

'CAUSE THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

BABY-SITTING
IS SERIOUS WORK.

SO DON'T CALL-Y ME

UNLESS THERE'S
A REAL EMERGENCY, OK?

[BELL RINGS]

WHAT'S WRONG NOW?

WE ARE MISSING
A PUZZLE PIECE.

YOU NEVER CEASE
TO AMAZE ME.

[DREAMILY]
I AMAZE HER.

HEY, WE NEED MORE ROPE.

WHAT? WE'RE OUT OF MAYO.

THAT WAS A TEST
[ALARM BEEPING]

OF THE EMERGENCY MALINA SYSTEM.

THAT WAS ONLY A TEST.

NOW WHAT?

THE KIDS ARE MISSING!

WHAT? HOW?

WELL, WE WERE
PLAYING THIS GAME,

IT'S CALLED
HIDE AND SOMETHING.

[GROANS] KUZCO...

CHACA, TIPO, YUPI...

OLLIE, OLLIE, OXEN FREE!

YOU'RE GOOD.

YOU, LIKE, SPEAK THEIR
LANGUAGE AND EVERYTHING.

KUZCO,
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD

REALLY IMPRESS ME?

HMM...

THIS PAINTING I DID OF US?

NO! I WAS
THINKING MORE LIKE

YOU ACTUALLY
TAKING CARE OF

CHACA, TIPO, AND YUPI.

OH!

"AND SO THE HANDSOME
EMPEROR KUZCO

"MADE EVERYTHING BETTER.

"AND EVERYONE,
ESPECIALLY EMPEROR KUZCO,

"LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

THE END."

WOW.

MALINA'S GONNA BE IMPRESSED.

GOTTA ADMIT THOUGH,
BABY-SITTING ISN'T EASY.

IT'S LIKE WORK.

NOT THE BAD KIND.
GOOD KIND.

[BELL DINGS]
HEY!

I'VE ALREADY LEARNED
MY BIG IMPORTANT LESSON
FOR TODAY.

COOL.

THIS IS GONNA BE
A SHORT EPISODE.

[GASPS] OH, NO!

WE FORGOT MOM AND
DAD'S ANNIVERSARY
PRESENT!

YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO GIVE IT TO THEM.

NO, YOU WERE!

NO, YOU!

NO, YOU!
NO, YOU!

NO, YOU!
NO, YOU!

NO, YOU!
NO, YOU!

YO, KIDDIES!

MR. RESPONSIBLE IS BACK.

NAPPY-TIME'S OVER.

WAKEY, WAKEY, SLEEPYHEADS!

[GASPS]

YOU'VE TURNED INTO...

GOURDS!

[BELL RINGING]

KUZCO?
MALINA, THEY'RE GONE!

CHACA AND TIPO
AND YUPI...

AT FIRST,
I THOUGHT THEY'D
TURNED INTO GOURDS,

BUT THAT'S DUMB.

AND YOU'RE NOT JUST
PLAYING HIDE AND
SOMETHING AGAIN?

[SOBS]
I WAS FOOLING MYSELF.

I'M NOT THE BEST
BABY-SITTER EVER.

I'M THE WORST!
THAT'S WHY THEY RAN OFF.

THEY HATE ME.
AND I WAS REALLY TRYING.

I'M NOT ALL BAD.

[SQUALLING]

OK, I KNOW.

I JUST TIPPED
THE SCALE OF SELF-PITY

WAY PAST 10.

SO TO SPARE YOU
ANY MORE OF THAT
UGLINESS,

I'LL PERFORM THE REST
OF THE SCENE WITH...

HAND PUPPETS.

OH, KUZCO.

STOP WORRYING ABOUT
POOR LITTLE YOU.

YOU GOTTA FIND THE KIDS.

EVERYTHING ISN'T
ALWAYS ABOUT YOU,
YOU, YOU, YOU!

YOU'RE SO RIGHT, MALINA.

SOMETIMES ALL I CARE
ABOUT IS ME, ME, ME!

BUT I'LL BE BETTER NOW.

I'LL GET THE KIDS BACK.

AND I'M COMING WITH YOU.

SO, LET'S HUG NOW.

SMOOCHY-SMOOCHY.
KISS, KISS, KISS.

OK. ENOUGH OF THAT.

LET'S MOVE ON!

ARE WE THERE YET?

NO.
ARE WE THERE YET?

NO.
ARE WE THERE YET?

NO!

HMM. THE MAP
SAYS THAT MOM
AND DAD'S SPA

IS JUST
OVER THE HILL.

[LEVER RATCHETS]

[MACHINERY WHIRS]

[ALL SCREAMING]

THINK, THINK,
THINK, THINK, THINK.

WHAT CAN I DO TO
TOTALLY RUIN KUZCO'S LIFE?

WELL, YOU COULD
SHRINK HIM.

PUT HIM IN ONE OF THOSE
SNOWY, GLOBEY THINGS.

NAH. TOO SMALL.

YOU COULD MAKE HIM GROW
UNTIL HE'S BIGGER

THAN THE WHOLE PLANET.

TOO BIG.
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT EASY

BEING THE ONE
WHO SAYS NO,

BUT I'M THE ONLY
ONE AROUND HERE

COMING UP
WITH THE IDEAS.

IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR NEXT
GET-RID-OF-KUZCO PLAN

IS GONNA FALL
FROM THE SKY!

WHAT ARE YOU
LITTLE PESTS DOING HERE?

MOM AND DAD
WENT ON VACATION,

AND KUZCO IS
BABY-SITTING US.

[BELL DINGS]
THAT'S IT.

I KNOW THE PERFECT WAY
TO GET RID OF KUZCO.

I'LL BABY-SIT
PACHA'S KIDS.

THEN THEY'LL LOVE ME,
NOT KUZCO.

UH...

HOW DOES THAT GET
RID OF KUZCO?

OH, DETAILS!
DETAILS! DETAILS!

I CAN'T TURN BACK NOW.

MY PLAN IS ALREADY
IN MOTION.

SO INSTEAD OF
STANDING AROUND

ANNOYING ME,

YOU CAN HELP ME KEEP
AN EYE ON THE LITTLE TYKES.

OH, YOU MEAN
BABY-SIT?

OK.

IT'LL BE
28 KUZCOINS.

28 KUZCOINS?!

PER HOUR. BABY-SITTERS
DON'T COME CHEAP, LADY.

AND I HAVE EXPERIENCE.

YOU WANT MY SKILL,
YOU PAY MY BILL.

AND WHAT IF I REFUSE?

THEN I'M BUSY.

DOING WHAT?

PAN FLUTE RECITAL.

[FLUTE PLAYING]

EH, WHO NEEDS 'EM?

I'M ON THE VERGE OF
RULING AN ENTIRE KINGDOM.

HOW HARD COULD IT BE
TO TAKE CARE OF A FEW KIDS?

[BABY GURGLING]

ONE, TWO...

[CARTOON HORN BLARES]

[MONKEYS SQUEALING]

YOU LITTLE APES!

GET BACK HERE.

[MONKEYS SQUEALING]

OH!

THOSE ROTTEN KIDS!

KIDS? YOU SAW THEM?

CHACA, TIPO, AND YUPI?
THOSE KIDS?

THEY'RE NOT KIDS,
THEY'RE MONKEYS.

AND THEY'RE YOUR PROBLEM.

I QUIT!

THAT WAS WEIRD.

KUZCO, LOOK!

I TIED THIS ON THE KIDS'
ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.

THEY MUST BE
GOING TO THE SPA

TO GIVE IT TO
PACHA AND CHICHA.

THAT'S WHY THEY RAN OFF!

YES! THEY DON'T
HATE ME, AFTER ALL.

I'M STILL
THE GREATEST GUY EVER.

JUST CALL ME
MR. LOVEY LOVABLE.

MR. LOVEY LOVE-LOVABLE.

LOVEY LOVE--
KUZCO!

SORRY. I KNOW.

IT'S NOT ABOUT ME,
IT'S ABOUT THE KIDS.

SO CAN WE
SMOOCHY-SMOOCHY NOW?

NO.

[MONKEYS SCREECHING]

HOLD UP,
YOU LITTLE MONKEYS!

HOW DID YOU GET
HERE BEFORE US?

THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT.

WHAT IS IMPORTANT
IS THAT YOU SHOULD
NEVER LEAVE HOME

WITHOUT PERMISSION.

AND...OOH! GIFT SHOP!

A LLAMA SPRINGS
CURE-ALL HOME KIT.

OH! LOOKY-LOOKY!

LITTLE SPRAY BOTTLE.
SPRITZY-SPRITZY!

SO CUTE.

OH, KUZCO!

PACHA
AND CHICHA!

WE CAN GIVE THEM
THEIR PRESENT!

WE CAN'T LET
THEM SEE YOU!

EVERYONE, HIDE!

OH, HELLO.

OH, UH...

[DEEPER VOICE]
HOWDY, PACHA!

I MEAN, STRANGER!

[NORMAL VOICE]
MORE STEAM, PLEASE!

AH, VACATIONING,
TOO, HUH?

UH, WHERE
Y'ALL FROM?

[DEEPER VOICE]
UH...WISCONSIN!

MORE STEAM!

OH, I SEE
YOU BROUGHT
YOUR KIDS.

WHAT ARE
THEIR NAMES?

UH...

BOBBY, BILLY-BOB,
BOBBY-BILL, AND...

BILL-BILLY.

THAT'S 4,
AND I ONLY SEE 3.

UM, BOBBY-BILL-BILL-BILLY
IS OUR THIRD CHILD.

AND IS HIS MIDDLE NAME.

STEAM!

WHAT AN ODD FAMILY.

YEAH.
UGLY KIDS, TOO.

WHEW! HOME FREE.

DON'T THINK SO.

THE KIDS ARE STILL...

AMAZING!

THE STEAM FROM
THE LLAMA SPRINGS
CURE-ALL SPA...

MUST'VE BEEN
THE ANTIDOTE.

UH-OH.

YUPI'S TOO LITTLE

AND DIDN'T GET
ENOUGH STEAM.

WE'VE GOTTA
GO BACK!

BUT YOUR MOM AND DAD
WILL BE HOME ANY SECOND!

AHEM. ALLOW ME.

IAM THE BABY-SITTER.

BROOM-BAM, BABY!

ONE HANDY-DANDY
LLAMA SPRINGS

CURE-ALL SPA HOME KIT.

HELLO!
[GASPS]

WE'RE HOME!

Kids: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

HEE HEE HEE!

IT'S A PICTURE
FRAME.

YOU KNOW,
TO BE HONEST, KUZCO,

I WAS A LITTLE
WORRIED ABOUT YOU

TAKING CARE OF THE KIDS.
BUT IT, UH, LOOKS LIKE

YOU DID A GOOD JOB
AFTER ALL.

AW, IT WAS EASY.

WELL, MAYBE NOT
THAT EASY.

BUT I HARDLY RANG
THE EMERGENCY BELL.

ALL RIGHT. MAYBE
I RANG IT A LITTLE.

BUT YOU KNOW,

WHOEVER SAID THAT
A GREAT EMPEROR

CAN'T ALSO BE
A GREAT BABY-SITTER?

[MARKER SQUEAKING]

HA! COULDN'T RESIST.

OK,HASTA.

♪ KUZCO, KUZCO ♪

♪ GO, GO ♪

YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA
BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS

WHEN THE FIRST 3 WORDS
YOU HEAR ARE...

KAVO, KUZCO. FIGHT.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

KAVO SIT KUZCO
DOWN NICE-NICE.

KAVO GET
YUMMY CANDY.

COMPRENDE?

KUZCO SCARED.
KAVO LAUGH.

HA.

[LAUGHS WEAKLY]

DON'T HATE ME
'CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.

WE FIGHT. TODAY.

SUNSET.

OW!

HUH? KUZCO?

OH, HI!

I WAS JUST
LOOKING FOR

MY MISSING...
TRASH THINGIES.

NICE TRY. BUT I ALREADY
HEARD ABOUT KAVO.

WHY ME?

WHY'S HE
PICKING ON ME?

[SARCASTICALLY]
OH, GEE!

WHAT A MYSTERY!

KAVO WANT NICE-NICE
FOOD-FOOD?

YUMMY-YUM!

EAT FOOD GOOD!

HA!

KAVO FALL BOOM-BOOM!

STINKY-STINKY!

HA!

[IMITATES KAVO]
KAVO TALK
WEIRD-WEIRD!

SHORT SENTENCES.

HA!

HE WANTS TO BEAT
ME UP FOR BEING
FUNNY?

NO. FOR BEING CRUEL
AND INSENSITIVE.

YOU MOCK HIM CONSTANTLY!

BUT DON'T WORRY.

I THINK I CAN
GET YOU OUT OF IT.

WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA.

I'M CRUEL AND
INSENSITIVE?

UM, LET'S TACKLE
ONE PROBLEM AT A TIME,

SHALL WE?

YOU SHOULD JUST APOLOGIZE.

HMM. DOESN'T REALLY
SOUND LIKE ME.

MAYBE...STOP MOCKING HIM?

AND STIFLE MY FREEDOM
OF EXPRESSION? UH-UH.

KUZCO, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO GIVE A LITTLE
ON THIS ONE.

GIVE? THAT SOUNDS
SO GENEROUS.

CAN'T WE JUST
BANISH HIM?

[SIGHS]
GO. NOW.

APOLOGIZE.

HEY, YOU...

[IMITATES KAVO]
TALK-TALK LIKE
KAVO-KAVO.

SO...UM...

ANYWAY,
I GUESS I'M SORRY

THAT I MADE FUN
OF HOW YOU TALK,

AND I PROMISE
I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.

THAT GOOD. NO FIGHT.

[IMITATES KAVO]
ME HAPPY-HAPPY.

YOU JANE. HA!

[BIRDS TWITTERING]

GREAT IDEA, MALINA.

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

[GIRLISH VOICE]
OH! I KNOW!

BECAUSE IT JUST
MADE IT, LIKE,

A THOUSAND TIMES WORSE!

ITWAS A GREAT IDEA.
YOU JUST MESSED IT UP.

FORTUNATELY, I HAVE
AN EVEN GREATER,

AND FOOLPROOF, IDEA.

YOU WANT KUZCO
TO BEAT ME UP?

HA! BACK TO
PLANET EARTH, LADY.

I MEAN, LOOK AT THE GUY.
HE'S A TOOTHPICK.

YOU DON'T
STAND A CHANCE.

YEAH. UH, QUICK
EMPEROR QUESTION,

HOW DOES THIS HELP?

KRONK'S GOING TO
THROW THE FIGHT.

THROW IT WHERE?
OH, I GET IT!

HE TAKES A DIVE.

SO WE'RE SWIMMING NOW?

NO, KRONK.
YOU AND KUZCO
PRETEND TO FIGHT,

AND YOU LET
KUZCO WIN.

THEN KAVO WILL BE
AFRAID OF KUZCO,

AND LEAVE HIM ALONE.

YEAH...WHAT'S KAVO
GOT TO DO WITH THIS?

HE WANTS
TO FIGHT ME AT SUNSET.

WELL, I'M NOT SURPRISED.

YOU'RE CRUEL
AND INSENSITIVE,

MAKIN' FUN OF HIM
ALL THE TIME.

IT'S NOT NICE.
GOOD FOR KAVO.

YEAH, BUT BAD
FOR ME, MEATHEAD.

SEE? THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT!

IT'S ON, BUDDY!

YOU, ME. THROW DOWN.

NO! NO! NO!

YOU'VE GOTTA
LET KUZCO WIN,

OR HE'S GOING
TO GET THE SNOT
BEAT OUT OF HIM!

EW.
DO YOU HAVE TO
BE SO GRAPHIC?

LET'S JUST GET
THIS OVER WITH.

SO...WHAT ARE
WE DOING AGAIN?

OK, SO THIS WENT ON
FOR ANOTHER
37 MINUTES.

BUT EVENTUALLY
THE MEATHEAD
WAS ON BOARD,

AND ALL I HAD
TO DO WAS PROMISE

NOT TO CALL HIM
MEATHEAD ANYMORE.

OK, TAKE US
RIGHT TO THE FIGHT.

[BELL RINGS]

OOH, LOOK AT ME,
SO SCARY.

I'M A BIG KRONKY
KRONK KRONK.

I COULD NEVER BE
BEAT BY A TOOTHPICK.

HOO, HOO, HOO.

HEY, THOUGHT WE TALKED
ABOUT THE NAME CALLING.

NO, ONLY MEATHEAD.

KRONKY KRONK KRONK.

HEY, HA YAH!

HEY, YOY. YAH!

KUZCU FOO.

UHH! KRONK, WE
TALKED ABOUT THIS?

YOU TAKE A DIVE.

RIGHT, THE DIVE.
THE DIVE FOR KUZCO.

KUZCO'S DIVE.

THAT DIVE?

UH, YEAH.

HA, YAH!

OW. WHAT?
IS THAT IT?

YEAH.

OH, RIGHT IN MY GUT.

OH, MY GOD.

OH, IT HURTS IN MY GUT!

OW. OH, I'M GOING DOWN.

DID I MENTION OW?

[GASP]

All: YAY!

BOO RAM,
I'M KUZCO-RIFIC.

KAVO, KUZCO FIGHT.

HUH? WAIT,
NO, NO, NO, NO.

DID YOU NOT JUST
SEE ME BEAT UP KRONK?

KRONK.

SO? KAVO BEAT
KRONK LAST WEEK.

WE FIGHT, SUNSET.

UH, WE DON'T REALLY HAVE TO COME
BACK AFTER THE BREAK, DO WE?

JUST TO SEE LITTLE
OLD ME GET PUMMELED?

DO WE?
HUH?

[BELL RINGS]

KRONK,
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME

KAVO BEAT YOU
UP LAST WEEK?

WELL, IT'S--IT'S
EMBARRASSING, OK?

LITTLE PIP SQUEAK
TOTALLY KICKED
MY CAN.

YOU DON'T
STAND A CHANCE.

OH, WHY DIDN'T
I LISTEN TO YOU

AND JUST STOP
BEING SO FUNNY.

UM, CRUEL
AND INSENSITIVE.

WHATEVER. THE POINT IS
I'M ABOUT TO BE...

UM, LIKE A PIECE
OF BREAD, YOU KNOW,

THAT'S BEEN SLIGHTLY HEATED

SO IT GETS A LITTLE
BIT BROWNIE-BROWN
AND CRUNCHY.

YOU MEAN YOU'RE TOAST.

FACED WITH
A DAUNTING CHALLENGE,

I DID WHAT I DO BEST.

HIDE.

KUZCO?

NO ONE'S HOME.

OH, IT'S YOU.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE
FROM KAVO ANYMORE.

I GOT YOU SOMETHING.

A PRESENT FOR ME?

YAY! GIMME,
GIMME, GIMME.

BETTER NOT
BE RE-GIFTING
MY ALARM CLOCK.

OH, A POTION?

HOW NICE.

NOT JUSTA POTION,
4 POTIONS.

FROM YZMA'S TOP SHELF.

THAT'S THE BEST ONES,
GRABBED ALL OF THEM.

A COUPLE OF DROPS
WILL CHANGE YOU

INTO SOMETHING TOUGH
ENOUGH TO TAKE ON KAVO.

OOH, LIKE A GORILLA.

OH, YEAH,
THAT WOULD BE GOOD.

SO, WHICH IS IT?

YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.

YZMA'S STILL NOT
LABELING THESE THINGS.

LIKE GORILLA, HOW
HARD COULD THAT BE?

WE'LL HAVE TO TRY THEM ALL.

OH, NO.
I'M A BUNNY AGAIN.

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
THIS ISN'T
GETTING ANY BETTER.

[VERY HIGH-PITCHED
VOICE] KRONK!

[NORMAL VOICE]
I AMSO
NOT A GORILLA.

OH. WELL, DON'T WORRY.
THEY'LL HUNT YOU.

YOU MEATHEAD.

HI, MALINA.

AH, THERE YOU ARE.

KRONK TOLD
ME WHAT HAPPENED.

WHAT? HIDING
IN THE TRASHCAN
GET A LITTLE STALE?

YEAH, IT SMELLS
REALLY GOOD IN HERE.

[SNIFFS]

WHAT IS THAT?
PLUMERIA?

IT'S NICE.

LISTEN, KITTY, KITTY,

YOU CAN'T HIDE
FROM KAVO FOREVER.

WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT,
YOU'RE RIGHT.

ON THE OTHER HAND,

RUNNING AWAY
I CAN DO FOREVER.

BUH-BYE.

TIME FOR FIGHT.

YOU WOULDN'T HIT
A CUTIE-WOOTIE,

LITTLE KITTEN, WOULDJA?

NO.
STEP ON.

THAT'S THE SAME AS HITTING
ONLY WITH YOUR FOOT.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

SUNSET.

OH, RIGHT...

SUNSET...

MAGIC HOUR.

SO...

HOW MANY YEARS
YOU BEEN HELD BACK?

5? 6?

4.

AND THE WHOLE...BULLY DEAL?

HOW'S THAT WORKIN' OUT?

IT ALL KAVO KNOW.

OH, I HEAR YA.

YEAH, IT'S EASY
TO GET PIGEONHOLED.

THAT FOR SURE.

[BELL RINGS]

SUNSET.

FIGHT! NOW!

[PANTING]

AAH!

AAH!

[GROWLS]

OK, I ADMIT IT.

MAYBE I SHOULDN'T
HAVE MADE FUN

OF THE WAY YOU TALK,

BEEN LESS CRUEL
AND INSENSITIVE,

BUT YOU REALLY WANT
TO BEAT ME UP?

LITTLE KITTY, KITTY.

KAVO NO, NO BEAT UP
KITTY, KITTY.

[GROWLS]

WHOOPS.

DID IT AGAIN.

AAH!

OH!

NOW, SEE?

A SIMPLE MOUSE
LABEL, AND BANG.

LOOK HOW EASY
THAT WAS.

MEOWRRR!

OH, YEAH!
THAT'S RIGHT!

LITTLE WIMPY MOUSE-BOY

THINKS HE CAN
TAKE ON SCARY-CAT!

HUH?

HYAH! HY-UY! YAH!

KUZCO'S FU!

NOT TODAY.
NOT THIS TIME.

OH, ALL RIGHT.

I GUESS I HAVE
TO THANK YOU, TOO.

THANK YOU, KRONK.

WHEW. I WAS GLAD
YOU DIDN'T CALL ME
MEATHEAD AGAIN.

OH, N-N-N-NO, NO--NO.

I LEARNED MY LESSON
ABOUT POKING FUN.

AND THAT LESSON WAS?

I DON'T KNOW...IT'S
MEAN, OR SOMETHING.

KIDDING--I'M KIDDING!

I REALLY DID
LEARN MY LESSON.

I WON'T BE CRUEL
AND INSENSITIVE
ANYMORE, PROMISE.

SO JUST IRIS OUT

AND WRAP
THIS PUPPY UP ALREADY.

BOOM-BAM!

Kuzco: AHH...LOOK
AT THE LITTLE MONKEYS.

THEY LOOK SO SNUG
AND HAPPY.

AND WHY SHOULDN'T THEY?

THEY HAVE THE BESTEST
BABY-SITTER IN THE WORLD.

ME.

HMM...ANY SECOND NOW

THEY'RE GONNA WAKE UP
AND JUMP INTO MY ARMS

YELLING, "WE LOVE KUZCO.

WE LOVE KUZCO!"

YEP, THAT'S
WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO.

GONNA JUMP RIGHT UP
ANY SECOND NOW.