The Emperor's New School (2006–2008): Season 1, Episode 6 - Girls Behaving Oddly - full transcript

HEY THERE. HAVING TROUBLE
FITTING IN AT SCHOOL?

WELL, JUST BE YOURSELF
AND EVERYBODY WILL LOVE YOU.

UNLESS YOU'RE NOT COOL.

IN THAT CASE, LEARN TO PLAY
A GUITAR OR SOMETHING.
THEME MUSIC.

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪



EXACTLY!

LET'S GO!

♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

♪ HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪

♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,

RIGHT?
UHH...

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪



♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪

♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪

♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS
WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

HEY, HERE COMES MOXIE.
BET SHE SAYS HI TO ME TODAY.

AH, NOT HER STYLE.
MOXIE DOESN'T SAY "HI."

SHE'S TOO COOL FOR..."HI."

HI, MOXIE.

SHE BLINKED.
DID YOU SEE THAT?

SHE TOTALLY IGNORED YOU.

BLINKED.

IGNORED.

YOU KNOW, I CAN'T WAIT.
I GOT TO SEE MY MIDTERM GRADES.

I'M OPENING MY ENVELOPE NOW.

STOP! NO OPENEY.
WE WAIT FOR MALINA.

WHY?
'CAUSE SHE'S A HOTTIE.

OH. WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE IT
WAS BECAUSE SHE'S A GOOD FRIEND

AND WE LIKE
TO DO THINGS TOGETHER.

WHATEVER.
WE'RE WAITING, SO WAIT.

[SIGHS]

WARM TODAY.

YEAH. WARM.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?
LIKE 77, 78.

HEY.

HEY, MALINA.
MALINA!

GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YEAH. HAVE A SEAT.

TAKE IT DOWN
A NOTCH, GUYS.

SO YOU READY
TO CHECK OUT OUR GRADES?

YES! C+.

I KNEW ALL THAT HARD WORK
WOULD PAY OFF. I RULE!

HOLDING STEADY
AT A "B" AVERAGE.

NOT TOO FLASHY.
NOT TOO SHABBY.

"A+." "A+." "A+." "A-"?

THAT MUST BE A MISTAKE.
THAT SHOULD BE AN A+.

UH, WHAT'S THAT
SCARY RED PAPER THING?

"FOR FAILING TO MAINTAIN
AN A+ AVERAGE,

YOU ARE HEREBY SUSPENDED
FROM CHEERLEADING,
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY."

WHAT?

CAN THEY DO THAT
WITHOUT A HEARING?

IF I GET AN A-.
BUT I DIDN'T GET AN A-.
IT'S A MISTAKE.

SO YOU GOT AN A-.

WHAT'S THE BIG-BIGGITY-
BIG-BIG-BIGGITY-BIG-BIG-
BIG-BIGGITY-BIG-BIG DEAL?

WHO SAID IT WAS
A BIGGITY-BIG DEAL?

YOU SAID THAT.
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
AND I DIDN'T GET AN A-.

WHOA. TAKE IT EASY.

TAKE IT EASY? WHO'S
NOT TAKING IT EASY?

NOT ME. THAT'S FOR SURE.
I AM DEFINITELY TAKING IT...

HEY THERE.

YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN KNOWN
TO "TAKE IT EASY"
NOW AND AGAIN.

YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY
I'M SOMETHING OF AN EXPERT.

SO MAYBE I'M WRONG,

BUT I DON'T THINK
MALINA HERE
IS TAKING IT EASY.

LOOK AT THE SIGNS. BULGY EYES.
FLARED NOSTRILS. SCARY TEETH.

SHE KIND OF LOOKS
LIKE PACHA DOES

WHEN I USE HIS PONCHO
AS A BATH TOWEL.

SEE?

YEAH. YEP. I'D DEFINITELY
SAY MALINA'S UPSET.

BUT ONLY ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT FOR SURE.

LET KRONK ASK HER.

EASY!

UH, MALINA, ARE YOU OK?

WHAT? YOU THINK I'M NOT OK,
THAT I'M UPSET?
WELL, I'M NOT.

I WOULD BE UPSET
IF CHEERLEADING WAS
A BIG PART OF WHO I AM.

BUT IT'S NOT.
EVEN IF IT WAS,
THAT A- IS A MISTAKE.

AND WHEN IT'S FIXED,
WE'RE GONNA LAUGH
AT IT, RIGHT? HA-HA!

OK, GOOD TALK.

SO...THINK SHE'S UPSET?

HARD TO SAY.

DID YOU HEAR
THAT SHE TOTALLY FLUNKED?

I KNOW.

YEAH.

HEY! YOU WON'T
BELIEVE THIS.

IT'S FUNNY.
I THINK COACH SWEATY MADE
A MISTAKE ON MY GYM GRADE.

WE, LIKE, DON'T TALK
TO A-MINUSES.

NO WAY. CHEERLEADERS
JUST CAN'T SKATE BY
ON THEIR LOOKS.

YOU REALLY THINK
WE'RE GONNA LET YOU
DRAG US DOWN INTELLIGENTLY?

COME ON, GIRLS.
LET'S GO READ.

WELL, MAYBE SHE FORGOT.

SILLY KRONK.
SHE DIDN'T FORGET.

WE ALWAYS MEET HERE
BEFORE CLASS.
SHE CAN'T RESIST ME.

MAYBE SHE'S LATE.

NO, NO, NO.
SUNDIALS MUST BE WRONG.

ALL OF 'EM?
EVEN OUR WRIST DIALS?

[CUCKOOING]

MM-HMM. ABSOLUTELY.

SUN'S RUNNING BEHIND,
NOT MALINA.

UH, MR. PURUTU,
THE PROBLEM IS
I GOT AN A- IN GYM.

A-.

IS THAT GOOD OR BAD FOR YOU?

IT'S BAD. I'VE NEVER
DROPPED BELOW AN A+.

IT'S A MISTAKE.

COULD BE. WHY ARE YOU
TELLINGME ABOUT IT?

YOU'RE THE SCHOOL COUNSELOR.

AND?

AND I NEED COUNSELING.

OH. OK, I'LL
GIVE IT A WHIRL.

MAYBE YOU'RE
TOO FOCUSED ON GRADES.

YOU SHOULD
EXPAND YOUR INTERESTS.

PERHAPS SOME NEW FRIENDS
OR A NEW HOBBY.

FOR EXAMPLE,
I COLLECT WIND CHIMES.

WIND CHIMES?

FOR ME, THEY'RE HOBBY
AND FRIENDS.

I NAME THEM ALL.

IN FACT, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'D I DO IF SOMEONE
TOOK MY CHIMES FROM ME.

CHIMES.

[CHIMES PLAY]

[CUCKOOING]

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT TIME IT IS?

IT'S SNACK TIME. SNACKS HAVE
FEELINGS, TOO, YOU KNOW.

YEAH, THEY MAY BE
HARD AND CRUNCHY
ON THE OUTSIDE,

BUT ON THE INSIDE,
THEY'RE SOFT AND CHEWY.

GUYS, I NEED SOME ALONE TIME.

YES. ALONE. I GOT IT.
JUST THE TWO OF US.
SEE YOU LATER, KRONK.

NO. I MEAN ALONE,
AS IN JUST ME.

I NEED TO FIGURE
SOME STUFF OUT.

HI. YOU'RE
THE SCHOOL DANCE TEAM, RIGHT?

THE KUZKETTES?

YES, SO I THINK I'M
INTERESTED IN JOINING.

YOU, THE TEAM.

IS THERE A KICKING
AUDITION OR SOMETHING?

HELLO?

HI. IS THIS THE DEBATE CLUB?
I'M INTERESTED IN JOINING.

STATE YOUR CASE.
10 SECONDS.

OH, UH, WELL,
I'M SMART. I'M OUTGOING.
I LOVE CURRENT EVENTS.

REBUTTAL. 8 SECONDS.

THERE'S NO PROOF
SHE'S SMART.

"OUTGOING" WORKS
AT PARTIES, NOT DEBATE.
AND "LOVE" IS A MYTH.

RESPONSE. 2 SECONDS.

WHAT? BUT I--

REBUTTAL. 5 SECONDS.

PRETTY FACES
DON'T WIN ARGUMENTS.
OK, THEY DO.

REDIRECT. 1 SECOND.

NEVER MIND.

HI. I'M LOOKING
INTO THE MUSICAL CLUB.

♪ WE SING
LA PA PA MA ♪

♪ JUST SPELLED IT OUT
WITH OOM PA PA ♪

♪ WE LOVE TO SING,
SO WELCOME TO OUR CLUB ♪

WELL, THANK YOU.
SEE, I THOUGHT--

♪ YOU'LL SEE HOW FAR ♪

♪ THIS CLUB IS MUSICAL ♪

♪ WE SING AT HOME,
AT PLAY, AT SCHOOL ♪

♪ AND IN THE TUB ♪

OK, IT'S TIME TO GO.

♪ SING OUT ♪
UH-HUH.

♪ SING PROUD ♪
OH, MY.

♪ SING SOFT, SING LOUD ♪
OK. BYE-BYE.

♪ WE SING EVERYTHING ♪

♪ SO JOIN
THE MUSICAL CLUB ♪

WHERE'D SHE GO?

LOOK, KRONK,
WE GOT TO MOVE ON.

IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW.
LET'S START SMALL.

THINK OF SOMETHING
TO TALK ABOUT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK
MALINA IS DOING?

SOMETHING BESIDES MALINA.

WARM TODAY.

YEAH. WHEW! WARM.

WE'RE, UH,

KIND OF LOST
WITHOUT HER, HUH?

YEAH, I KNOW.
SHE MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER.

AND SHE SMELLS
LIKE SUNSHINE.

HOTTIE SUNSHINE.

NO. I MEAN WE'RE ACTUALLY LOST.

AAH!

MALINA, IS THAT YOU?

PLEASE BE YOU
AND NOT A LOCKER GHOST.

HOWDY, BOYS.

AAH! LOCKER GHOST!

I'M NOT A GHOST.

NOT YET.

GOOD, 'CAUSE WE
ARE LOST BIG TIME.

CAN YOU POINT US
IN THE DIRECTION
OF OUR LOCKERS?

SURE.

TURN...

TURN. GOT IT.

AROUND.

AROUND.

HEY, THEY'RE RIGHT HERE.
WE'RE NOT LOST AFTER ALL.

WELL...

HOW ABOUT THAT?

AAH!
AAH!

HEY! PIPE DOWN.

YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP
THE LOCKER GHOST.

SO, MALINA, HOW WAS
YOUR ALONE TIME?

FIGURE OUT
YOU'RE LOST WITHOUT ME?

NO. BUT I DID FIGURE OUT

THAT THERE'S
NOT ONE NEW ACTIVITY
THAT'S RIGHT FOR ME.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THE JANITOR IS FRIENDS
WITH THE LOCKER GHOST.

HEY, I COULD BE A JANITOR.

AT LEAST THAT'D BE
A NEW IDENTITY.

YOU DON'T NEED
A NEW IDENTITY.

YEAH. YOU'RE MALINA.
YOU CAN'T UPGRADE FROM THAT.

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

MAYBE I DON'T NEED
AN ACTIVITY
TO MAKE ME STAND OUT.

I MEAN, I STAND OUT
JUST BY BEING ME.

YEAH, ESPECIALLY
IF THAT MEANS

YOU'LL HANG OUT
WITH ME AGAIN
AND KRONK, TOO, MAYBE.

HEY, I HEARD
YOU GOT KICKED OFF
THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD.

RAW DEAL. STAY SOLID.

WHOA.

MOXIE JUST TALKED TO YOU.
SHE NEVER TALKS TO ANYONE.

SHE BLINKED AT ME EARLIER.
IGNORED.

MOXIE TALKED TO ME.

[BELL RINGING]

MALINA WAS WEIRD
YESTERDAY, HUH?

I'VE NEVER SEEN
HER SO...UH...

WEIRD?

YEAH. YOU READ MY MIND.

WELL, I'M SURE TODAY

SHE'LL BE BACK TO GOOD
OL' NORMAL MALINA AGAIN.

GUYS, I DON'T LOOK
THAT DIFFERENT.

UH, YEAH, YOU DO.
GO AHEAD. TELL HER, KRONK.

TELL MALINA HOW YOU
DON'T RECOGNIZE HER.

OK. WHERE IS SHE?

RIGHT THERE.

THAT'S NOT MALINA.
SEE?

LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT COOL
WITH THE NEW MALINA,

YOU CAN'T HANG
WITH THE NEW MALINA.

IN FACT, MALINA'S
A LAME NAME.

FROM NOW ONE,
I'M MALLIE.

STAY SOLID.

HOLD IT. DID MALINA
JUST BREAK UP WITH US?

NO. MALLIE DID,
AND SHE SIGNED OFF MOXIE-STYLE.

NOT GOOD.

HEY, COACH.

GET OUT OF
THE GIRLS LAVATORY!

THAT'S A NEW LOOK FOR YOU.

YEAH. BLENDING IN IS LAME.

I LIKE IT.
YOU ALMOST LOOK COOL.

OH, I'M COOL ALL RIGHT.

I JUST, UH, TRY
TO KEEP IT LOW PROFILE.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE
MORE OF A GOODY-GOODY.

ME? GOOD? NO WAY.

UNLESS YOU CONSIDER
AN A- IN GYM GOOD.

I MEANT "D."
YEAH, I'M A TOTAL REBEL.

LET'S FIND YOU
A BREEZE, CLANKY.

REBEL, HUH?

WELL, ARE YOU
REBEL ENOUGH TO BREAK
INTO MR. PURUTU'S OFFICE

AND TAKE
HIS PRECIOUS WIND CHIMES?

TAKE HIS WIND CHIMES?

YEAH, HE'LL FREAK.
IT'LL BE HILARIOUS.

WHY, YOU SCARED?

NO. JUST MAKING SURE
I HEARD YOU RIGHT.

LIKE I SAID, I'M A REBEL.

SO HOW CAN
WE GET MALINA BACK?

RIGHT.

OOH, I KNOW.
WE COULD BRAINWASH HER.

NOPE. SHE'S
TOO SMART FOR THAT.

PLUS BRAIN SOAP
IS EXPENSIVE.

TRUE.

WHAT IF WE START A BAND?

GIRLS FIND MUSICIANS
IRRESISTIBLE.

NO. FOR THE LAST TIME,

WE ARE NOT FORMING
A POLKA BAND. EVER.

OK, WE'LL
TABLE THAT FOR NOW.

HEY, WHAT ABOUT
THAT OLD SAYING?

"IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM,
JOIN 'EM."

OR IS IT "JOIN A GYM"?

I FORGET.

OK, SO HOW DO WE DO THAT?

WELL, FIRST WE FIND A GYM
THAT'S AFFORDABLE
AND CLOSE BY.

WAIT. I GOT IT.

WE'LL USE A POTION
TO TURN OURSELVES INTO GIRLS.

THEN WE CAN MAKE FRIENDS
WITH MOXIE AND HANG OUT
WITH MALINA.

ALL RIGHT.
I HEARD YZMA COMING,

SO I JUST GRABBED
ALL THE "G" ONES.

OK, YOU FIRST.

BOTTOMS UP.

GARGOYLE. NO GOOD.
NOW YOU DRINK ONE.

GINGERBREAD MAN.
GETTING CLOSER.

YOU'RE UP.

GIRAFFE.
ALMOST THERE. YOUR TURN.

YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME
DRINK THEM ALL, AREN'T YOU?

HERE. TALK WHILE YOU DRINK.

A TOOTH? I DON'T GET IT.

"TOOTH" STARTS
WITH "T," NOT "G."

GIANT TOOTH.

OH. KEEP TRYING.

OH.

BEAUTIFUL.

WHAT? YOU'RE
THE WORST-LOOKING GIRL EVER.

I, ON THE OTHER HAND,
MAKE ONE SWEET-LOOKING LADY.

NO. I'M MUCH
PRETTIER THAN YOU.
LOOK AT MY CHEEKBONES.

CHEEKBONES? PSHAW.

LOOK AT MY FLOWING LOCKS
OF SILKEN HAIR.

I'VE SEEN BETTER. ON ME.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE
I'M SO MUCH HOTTER THAN YOU.

GENTLEMEN, I'M NOT SURE
THIS QUALIFIES
AS AN OFFICIAL MATTER,

BUT I FEEL OBLIGATED
TO INFORM YOU

THAT YOU ARE BOTH EQUALLY
HORRIBLE-LOOKING FEMALES.

OH, MALINA,
THERE ARE YOU.

I WAS JUST
LOOKING FOR YOU.

WELL, HERE I AM.

I TALKED TO COACH SWEATY.

TURNS OUT SHE WON'T
BUDGE ON GRADES.

WHO KNEW? I MEAN, IT'S GYM.

BUT I CHECKED OUT YOUR FILE,
AND I MUST SAY
I'M IMPRESSED.

YOU ARE?

STUDENT OF THE YEAR.

GOLDEN ERASER WINNER.

PEPPIEST PENMANSHIP AWARD.
YOU'VE GOT QUITE A RECORD.

YEAH. I GUESS I DO.

YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.

YOU'RE ONE OF KUZCO
ACADEMY'S TOP STUDENTS.

AND ACCORDING
TO OUR RECENT POLL,

YOU HAVE A SCHOOL APPROVAL
RATING OF 93 PERCENT.

THAT'S A SCHOOL RECORD.

I MEAN, I'M ONLY
AT...22 PERCENT?

THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DON'T NEED A NEW IDENTITY.

NO, YOU DON'T.
BUT I MIGHT.

I CAN'T BEAT BEING MALINA.

NOT ACCORDING
TO THESE NUMBERS.

ARE YOU HOLDING
MY WIND CHIMES?

I KNEW IT.
YOU'RE A FELLOW CHIMER.

THEY'RE JUST MESMERIZING,
AREN'T THEY?

THOSE CHIMES ONCE BELONGED
TO SOMEONE FAMOUS.

WHAT'S HIS NAME
OR HER NAME?

I ALWAYS FORGET.

ANYWAY, HERE'S THE VERY
LONG STORY BEHIND THEM.

HIYA. I'M KUZCAWEENA.

AND I'M KRONKELLE.

WE'RE NEW HERE.
AND WE'RE GIRLS.

SO WE CAN BE YOUR FRIENDS
'CAUSE WE'RE GIRLS.

TOO MUCH. EASE UP.

NEWBIES, HUH?

THAT WASN'T A JOKE.

OH, RIGHT.

SO WE HEARD YOU'RE
THE COOLEST GIRL IN SCHOOL.

AND SINCE WE'RE
THE COOLEST GIRLS
AT OUR OLD SCHOOL--

UM, OZUK ACADEMY--

UH, WE FIGURED
WE'D BE FRIENDS WITH YOU.

AND MALINA.
SHE'S ANOTHER GIRL,
LIKE US.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

YES. AND WE'RE GIRLS.

TELL YOU WHAT.

IF YOU CAN PROVE
YOU'RE NOT AS LAME
AS YOU LOOK, WE CAN HANG OUT.

SHE BOUGHT IT.
PRETTY SLICK, HUH?

UH, I CAN HEAR YOU.

GOT THE WIND CHIMES?

NO. I DECIDED
NOT TO TAKE THEM.

HUMPH. NOT MUCH OF A PRANK
IF YOU SKIP THAT PART, IS IT?

NO. I SAID
GETMY COOL JACKET.

I'M NOT GONNA PRETEND
TO BE SOMETHING I'M NOT
JUST TO IMPRESS YOU.

I'M NOT A THIEF.
I'M MALINA.

WHATEVER. I KNEW YOU'D BAIL.
THAT'S WHY I WENT WITH PLAN B.

PLAN B?

THE 2 NEW GIRLS.

KUZCAWEENA AND KRONKELLE?

SURE, THEY LOOK WEIRD,

BUT THEY WERE TOTALLY UP
FOR SCORING THE CHIMES.

NO. MY COOL JACKET.

KUZCAWEENA
AND KRONKELLE?

THE BIG ONE IS--

REALLY STRONG
AND KIND OF SLOW
WITH A DEEP VOICE

AND A STRANGE INTEREST
IN CUISINE?

YEAH.
AND THE LITTLE ONE IS--

ARROGANT, OBNOXIOUS,
AND IN LOVE WITH HIMSELF?
I MEAN HERSELF.

YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU, PSYCHIC?

OF ALL THE DUMB...OH!

THANKS, MOXIE.
I'LL SEE YOU.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

TO STRAIGHTEN OUT
SOME FRIENDS.

[SIGHS] WHAT PART
OF THE WORD "COOL"

DO YOU TWO NOT GET?

NOW IT'S TIME
FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.

THAT'S
THE PART OF THE SHOW--

HEY. WHAT ABOUT ME?
WHAT ABOUT YOU?

WELL, I'M HELPING, TOO.

SO...

SHOULDN'T MY PICTURE
BE THERE, TOO?

WHAT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

BUT KUZCO'S DOODLES IS
A RECOGNIZED BRAND NAME
THAT PEOPLE KNOW AND TRUST.

I CAN'T CHANGE THE NAME.

THEN I'M NOT GONNA HELP.

OK. WHAT IF I SAID,
"WITH KRONK"?

"FEATURING KRONK."

OK. OK, FINE.

NOW IT'S TIME
FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES,
FEATURING KRONK.

WHERE'S MY PICTURE?

THERE. HAPPY?

OK, WE WANNA HANG
WITH MALINA AGAIN,

WE GOT WIND
CHIMES TO SCORE,
AND WE NEED A PLAN.

HOW ABOUT THIS?

WE TUNNEL
UNDER THE SCHOOL.

ACTUALLY, YOU TUNNEL.
ME NO DIGGY.

HOW WOULD WE KNOW
WHERE TO TUNNEL EXACTLY?

I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT.

GOOD POINT.
AND YES, YOU DO.

WHAT IF WE FLOAT OVER
THE SCHOOL AND DROP IN
THROUGH THE AIR VENTS?

AND BY "WE," I MEAN YOU.
ME NO DROPPY.

SOME OF THOSE VENTS
GO TO THE FURNACE.

WHY ARE YOU
TALLER THAN ME?

'CAUSE I'M STANDING
ON A BOX OF PRESENTS

FOR YOU.

REALLY? WELL, THANKS, PAL.

HEY, WHAT IF WE WAIT
UNTIL MR. PURUTU
LEAVES HIS OFFICE

AND THEN JUST WALK IN?

NAH. TOO EASY.

WAIT. I GOT IT.

OH, FINALLY.

MY SCANDINAVIAN
BATTLE CHIMES ARE HERE.

NOW, WHERE DID
I PUT MY CROWBAR?

AIR. NEED AIR.

NO TIME FOR THAT.
WE GOT TO HURRY.
HE COULD BE BACK ANY SECOND.

[FOOTSTEPS]

FOOTSTEPS.
HE'S BACK. HIDE.

BIG CRATE EXPRESS!
DELIVERY FOR YOU.

Purutu's voice:
JUST LEAVE IT THERE,
YOUNG MAN.

I'M TYING MY SHOE
RIGHT NOW.

HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

OH, I DO IMPRESSIONS.

Kuzco's voice:
I'M PRETTY GOOD, HUH? YOWSA.

OK, STOP THAT.

AND I DON'T SAY "YOWSA."

MALINA? I MEAN,
GIRL IN A CRATE

I'VE NEVER MET
OR SEEN BEFORE.

HEY, YOU MUST BE
THE NEW, UH, GIRLS.

MOXIE TOLD ME
ABOUT YOU.

KUZCAWEENA
AND KRONKELLE. RIGHT?

YEAH. I'M KUZCAWEENA
AND HE'S KRONKELLE. FLIP THAT.

RIGHT. LOOK, I KNOW
IT'S HARD FINDING
YOUR PLACE AROUND HERE.

BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.

I JUST HOPE YOU GUYS--
UH, GIRLS--

DON'T MAKE A MISTAKE
JUST TO IMPRESS MOXIE.

REAL FRIENDS
DON'T TEST YOU,

LIKE MY FRIENDS,
KUZCO AND KRONK.

THEY'RE THE BEST.
HAVE YOU MET THEM?

NO. BUT I'VE HEARD
OF THAT KUZCO FELLA.

HE'S AWESOME.

THE KRONK GUY'S NICE, TOO.

[SOBBING]

IT'S US. WE MISSED YOU,
SO WE TOOK A GIRL POTION

AND TURNED OURSELVES
INTO GIRLS.

[SOBBING]

IT WASN'T THE BEST IDEA.

DON'T KNOCK THE IDEA.
IT'S NOT THE IDEA'S FAULT.

THE IDEA WAS FINE.

WHY AM I SO EMOTIONAL?

IT MUST BE THE POTION.

UH, MAYBE YOU GUYS
SHOULD TAKE THE BOY
POTION LIKE SOON.

[DOOR OPENS]

QUICK. MR. PURUTU'S
COMING BACK.

AAH!

MY CHIMES.

FAN.

[PANTING]

HE'LL NEVER
FIND US IN HERE.

OH, GREAT.

WELL, WELL, WELL.

OH, NO, MR. PURUTU.
YOU RUINED IT.

RUINED WHAT?

MY FRIENDS
AND I ARE TOTAL
WIND-CHIME FANS,

AND WE WANTED
TO SURPRISE YOU BY
POLISHING YOUR COLLECTION.

GUESS HE'S TOO SHARP
FOR US, HUH, GUYS?

NO, NO. IT'S JUST...
I THOUGHT SOMETHING
FUNNY WAS GOING ON.

BUT HOW COULD
I DOUBT MOXIE, ONE OF
THE BEST STUDENTS IN SCHOOL?

WHAT A KIND
AND THOUGHTFUL GESTURE.

BY THE WAY, MALINA,
GOOD NEWS.

YOU GOT AN A+
INSTEAD OF AN A- IN GYM,

AND YOU'RE BACK
ON THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD.

COACH SWEATY SAYS SOMEONE
MADE A CLERICAL ERROR.

MALINA, A+.

AH! STINKING PEN.

REALLY?

THAT'S FANTASTIC!

WAIT HERE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

SO...YOU'RE AN A-STUDENT?

YEAH. THAT A PROBLEM?

NOPE. NOT AT ALL.

I DON'T LIKE BEING HASSLED,

SO I KEEP MY GRADES QUIET.

BUT THIS WHOLE
"BEING YOURSELF" THING
SEEMS TO WORK FOR YOU.

SO MAYBE I'LL
GIVE IT A TRY.

WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T
BE COOL AND SMART?

UH, I DO.

NOT. I DO NOT
SAY THAT,

AND NEITHER
SHOULD ANYONE ELSE.

HERE YOU GO.

YOU CAN GET STARTED
POLISHING THESE.
SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG.

I ONLY HAVE 17 MORE CRATES.

OH, NO. HERE COMES
ANOTHER BREEZE.

KRONK, BUCKY'S
ON YOUR HEAD.

[MUTTERING]

I GOT HIM.

I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
AT CHEERLEADING PRACTICE.

WANNA COME? SAY YES.

OK. I GOT TO BEEF UP
MY EXTRACURRICULARS

TO GET ACCEPTED AT KUZVARD
UNIVERSITY ANYWAY.

KUZVARD U.?
THAT'S MY DREAM SCHOOL.

GOOD LUCK
WITH THE CHIMES, GUYS.

YOU SEE THAT?

MALINA'S ALL BUDDY-BUDDY
WITH MOXIE INSTEAD OF US NOW.

GET THE GIRL POTION, KRONK.
WE'RE JOINING
THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD.

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO, KUZCO! GO, GO!

HOLA, YOU LUCKY
CREDIT-WATCHING VIEWERS.

LISTEN IN AWE
TO THE PREMIERE SINGLE

FROM MY AWESOME POLKA BAND,
THE KUZCCORDIONS.

YAA-YAA-YAA-YAA-YAA-
AH-EEE-OHHHH!