The Emperor's New School (2006–2008): Season 1, Episode 17 - Kuzcogarten/Evil and Eviler - full transcript

DON'T YOU THINK
THIS SHOW NEEDS A TITLE

THAT HAS MORE ME IN IT,

LIKETHAT'S SO KUZCO,
ORKUZCO OF THE PAST?

I KNOW--KUZCOSIBLE.

NAH, FORGET IT.
THEME MUSIC.

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪



YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪

EXACTLY!

LET'S GO!

♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

♪ HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪

♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,

RIGHT?
UHH...

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪



♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOKS ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪

♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪

♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT
THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

Yzma: KEEP SEARCHING.

THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING
IN KUZCO'S FILE

I CAN USE AGAINST HIM--

I MEAN, BESIDES THESE SCHOOL
DECATHLON DAY PHOTOS.

HOW ABOUT THIS?

IT'S A REPORT
KUZCO WROTE ON PAN PIPES.

OH! THAT'S PERFECT!

WAIT.
HOW DOES THAT HELP?

IT DOESN'T, BUT IT'S
A COMPELLING READ.

DID YOU KNOW THAT--

WELL,
NOW YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.

OH, RRROWR, WHAT'S THIS?

KUZCO TESTED OUT OF ALL HIS
GRADE SCHOOL REQUIREMENTS--

BARELY--

EXCEPT KUZCOGARTEN,

AND WITHOUT KUZCOGARTEN,
HE CAN'T GRADUATE.

ACTUALLY, THE RULES STATE
KUZCO IS ALLOWED

TO FULFILL HIS KUZCOGARTEN
REQUIREMENTS NOW.

IT'S PART OF THE "NO EMPEROR
LEFT BEHIND" CLAUSE.

KRONK!

YOU COULD ALWAYS SEND KUZCO
BACK TO KUZCOGARTEN,

USE A POTION
TO CHANGE YOURSELF
INTO A KUZCOGARTENER

AND TURN THE WHOLE
CLASS AGAINST HIM.

I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

I'LL SEND KUZCO
BACK TO KUZCOGARTEN,

AND USE A POTION

TO CHANGE MYSELF
INTO A KUZCOGARTENER

AND TURN THE WHOLE
CLASS AGAINST HIM.

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

WELL, THAT IS BETTER
THAN MY IDEA.

HOW DO YOU DO THAT?

I'M BRRRILLIANT.

AND IF ANYONE
CAN MAKE THOSE KIDDIES

TURN AGAINST KUZCO,
IT'S ME.

IT BRINGS ME GREAT SORROW--

HEE HEE HEE HEE.

I'M SORRY. I TRIED.

KUZCO'S BEING
SENT BACK TO

KUZCOGARTEN!

AND THIS MAY BE
THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

MINE, TOO--WOO-HOO!

WHAT?
DIDN'T YOU HEAR HIM?

KUZCOGARTEN--

COOKIES, NAPS,
NO HOMEWORK,

EVERYBODY
SHORTER THAN ME.

COME ON, IT'S PARADISE.

KUZCOGARTEN'S NOT ALL
COOKIES AND NAPS.

IT CAN BE PRETTY ROUGH.

MALINA LIKES KRONK!
MALINA LIKES KRONK!

MALINA LIKES--

I DO NOT! STOP IT!

WAAH!

MALINA LIKES KAVO!

MALINA LIKES KAVO!

MALINA LIKES--

YOU GOT IT
ALL WRONG, MALINA.

WHEN I GET THERE,
I'LL TAKE A NAP.

OF COURSE, I MAY NEED
A PRE-NAP NAP TO WARM UP.

HATE
TO PULL A NAP MUSCLE.

[TOOTING,
NOISEMAKERS CLATTER]

SORRY. I'VE JUST BEEN WAITING
FOR KUZCO TO LEAVE

SINCE THE DAY HE GOT HERE.

[TOOT]

Mrs. Pee-Chee:
ATTENTION, GIRLS AND BOYS.

PLEASE GIVE A HUGS
AND SMILES WELCOME

TO OUR NEW STUDENTS--

KUZCO AND MAZY.

HELLO, KUZCO AND MAZY.

DO I KNOW YOU?

NO. I'M MERELY A STRANGE
CHILD YOU'VE NEVER MET.

FINGER-PAINTING. AWESOME.

HEY. THAT'S MINE.

KUZCOGARTEN'S
ABOUT SHARING, TIPO.

YEAH, I'LL PUT
A HAPPY TREE THERE,

AND--OOH--A GIANT
SHARK HERE--RRAHR!

TELL PACHA TO CLEAR
A SPACE ON THE FRIDGE.

THIS BABY'S A KEEPER.

GREETINGS,
FELLOW HOOLIGANS.

HOW GOES YOUR INSUFFERABLE
MESS MAKING?

[CHUCKLING] I MEAN,
AHEM, FINGER-PAINTING.

NEAT.

SO,
THAT OLDER KID KUZCO,

HE'S NOT ONE OF US.

WE SHOULD TORMENT HIM
FOR BEING AN INTERLOPER, YES?

I, UH--PLEASE DON'T EAT ME.

ALSO, IN HONOR
OF KUZCO'S ABSENCE,

THERE WILL
BE NO HOMEWORK!

YOU HEARD ME--
NO HOMEWORK!

[CHEERING]

PIÑATA TIME!

I GET FIRST SWING!

LOOK OUT!
BUILDER COMING THROUGH.

BOY, TALK ABOUT
SHODDY WORKMANSHIP.

YOU KNOW, I THINK
HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE.

I KNOW IT'S NAPTIME,
BUT--OH--I CAN'T SLEEP.

HOW WEIRD IS THAT?

[OFF-KEY WHISTLING]

HE JUST DOESN'T
FIT IN.

DOES HE?

OH, YEAH!

THAT MAKES ME
CLASS CHAMP.

I'D SAY GOOD GAME,
BUT IT WASN'T.

NO FAIR! YOU ONLY WON
BECAUSE YOU'RE TALLER.

CHEATER!

MY HEIGHT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT.

I'M JUST A SUPERIOR
ATHLETE.

COME ON, KUZCO.
I'LL PLAY YOU.

WOO-HOO! I'M, LIKE,
THE TETHER MASTER.

TSK-TSK.

POOR SPORTSMANSHIP.

WHAT? YOU GUYS
WANT MY AUTOGRAPH?

OK.

FORM A LINE,
AND NO PUSHING.

[MUFFLED WORDS]

TELL ON THEM?
ARE YOU SURE?

IT'S FOR THEIR OWN GOOD.

TRUST ME.

YOU KNOW, I REALLY
THINK I KNOW YOU.

MRS. PEE-CHEE,

UH, THE OTHER KIDS
WERE MEAN TO ME
AT RECESS.

COULD YOU
TALK TO THEM?

BUT KEEP MY NAME
OUT OF--

TIPO! FURY!

IS WHAT KUZCO
JUST TOLD ME TRUE?

DID YOU PICK ON HIM?

...OUT OF IT.

NEVER MIND.

WELL, WE KINDA DID,
BUT--

HE CHEATED, AND HE'S
A JERK MOUTH!

CHEATER!

FURY! WE DON'T CALL NAMES
IN KUZCOGARTEN.

AND WE DON'T PICK
ON OUR NEW FRIENDS, EITHER.

I'M AFRAID THERE WON'T
BE ANY COOKIES TODAY

FOR ANY OF YOU,

EXCEPT KUZCO, OF COURSE.

NOW, BE NICE TO KUZCO.

HE BROKE THE NO-TELLING RULE.

NO ONE BREAKS
THE NO-TELLING RULE.

IT'S LIKE HE HAS
NO RESPECT

FOR KUZCOGARTEN
OR ANYONE IN IT.

WE'VE GOT
TO MAKE HIM PAY.

GOOD IDEA, MY CHILD.
GOOD IDEA.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

OOH, I MEAN,
MILK, ANYONE?

AND THAT'S HOW KUZCO'S
MISGUIDED ATTEMPT

TO MAKE THE WORLD'S
LARGEST WATER BALLOON

CAUSED A DROUGHT,
AND FLOODED MY BASEMENT.

CAN THE WISECRACKS,
KUZCO.

UH, KUZCO'S NOT HERE,
MR. MOLEGUACO.

OH. RIGHT.

[SIGHS] ALMOST BORING
AROUND HERE WITHOUT HIM.

I REMEMBER ONE TIME
WHEN HE...

[SIGHS]

AND THEN--HA HA--

OH, AND THEN THERE
WAS THE TIME--

[LAUGHS]

[SIGHS] KUZCO.

I'M WORRIED.

WE HAVEN'T HEARD
A PEEP FROM KUZCO.

MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE
SURE HE'S OK AND NOT,

YOU KNOW, PASTED
TO A WALL SOMEWHERE.

MALINA, KUZCO'S
A BIG BOY NOW.

WE HAVE TO LET GO
IF WE WANT HIM TO GROW UP.

BESIDES, IT'S ALL HAND TURKEYS
AND COTTON BALLS DOWN THERE.

HOW MUCH TROUBLE
CAN HE BE IN?

Kuzco: IT'S TIME FOR
"KUZCO'S DOODLES."

THAT'S THE PART
OF THE SHOW

WHERE I DRAW HOW MUCH
TROUBLE I'M IN.

THERE'S ME,
MINDING MY BUSINESS,

BUILDING A SNOWMAN
OUT OF COTTON BALLS

LIKE A GOOD KUZCOGARTENER.

AND THERE'S TIPO AND FURY
BEING BAD KUZCOGARTENERS.

THEY TOOK MY SNOWMAN
AND THREW HIM OUT
THE WINDOW.

THEN THEY SOAKED
MY PILLOWS

SO I COULDN'T ENJOY
STORY TIME.

THEN THEY PUT PASTE
ON MY CHAIR!

TOOK AN HOUR FOR ME
TO PULL FREE 'CAUSE IT
WAS EXTRA-STRONG PASTE.

I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE
KUZCOGARTEN.

I NEED HELP...
AND SOME NEW PANTS.

UH, GUYS,
LISTEN TO ME.

SO YOU DON'T
GET ALONG.

ALL RELATIONSHIPS HAVE
THEIR UPS AND DOWNS.

THE BOTTOM LINE IS YOU
ALL WANT THE SAME THING.

WHAT'S GOING ON
OVER THERE?

MELINA'S GONNA GET
TIPO AND FURY

TO HELP KUZCO PASS HIS
KUZCOGARTEN REQUIREMENTS.

WHOO! PUSH ME HARDER,
SWING BUDDY!

THEY'RE RUINING MY PLAN!

HMM. I GUESS I'LL HAVE
TO MAKE SURE HE FAILS
ON MY OWN.

SWING BUDDY?

CUT MORE NEATLY,
KUZCO. LOOK.

KUZCO, TRY CRUMPLING IT UP,
LIKE THIS.

IT ADDS TEXTURE.

MMM, NO OFFENSE,

BUT YOUR TEXTURE LOOKS
A LOT LIKE...GARBAGE.

GET A LOAD OF THIS.

Mrs. Pee-Chee:
SPLENDID JOB, KUZCO!

WELL, TO BE HONEST,

I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT THEIR HELP.

Both: WE KNOW.

HEY, NOT BAD, HUH?

AWESOME!
GOOD JOB!

UGGHH--AAH!

HUH. I GUESS HEIGHT
IS A FACTOR.

NAH. I'M JUST
BETTER THAN YOU.

URRGGHH!

THIS IS IT, KUZCO.
YOUR FINAL TEST:
NAPPING.

JUST STAY LOOSE,
FOLLOW US,

AND REMEMBER
THE MOTTO.

"IF ONE OF US NAPS,
WE ALL NAP.

"A NAP FOR ME IS A NAP
FOR ALL OF US.

ALL FOR NAPS
AND NAPS FOR ALL."

GIMME AN "N"--
KUZCO!

YOU CAN STOP NOW.

OK, EVERYONE,
IT'S NAPTIME.

ON MY MARK--

[GASPS] I CAN'T DO IT.

I'M NOT SLEEPY.
THERE'S NO WAY I CAN--

[RINGS TRIANGLE]
NAP.

[YAWNS] MAYBE I'LL JUST
REST MY EYES.

NO! YOU CAN'T PASS NAPPING!
I WON'T ALLOW IT!

WAKE UP!

[LOUD HONK]

[RUSTLING]

[BLOWING]

[POUNDING ON BASS DRUM]

WHY WON'T YOU WAKE UP?!

YOU'RE AS MISERABLE
AS THESE KUZCOGARTNERS!

I CAN'T STAND
ANY OF YOU!

[YAWNS]

HEY! I DID IT!

I KNEW BEING LAZY WOULD
PAY OFF SOME DAY.

KUZCO'S BACK!

HA HA HA HA!

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO!
WHOO-HOO!

AM I IN THE RIGHT ROOM?

[MUFFLED YELL]

HA HA HA.

PLAYING A KUZCOGARTEN
GAME, HUH?

DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T SPOIL IT.

YOU HAVE FUN,
YOU LITTLE SCAMP.

UGGHH!

♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪

♪ KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO! GO♪

Yzma: TO THE SECRET LAB.

UH, DID YOU WANT ME
TO PULL THE LEVER
OR DO YOU WANT TO?

PULL THE LEVER, KRONK.

YOU SURE? IT'S JUST
IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE IN
A RUT, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN...

SEEN IT.

SEEN IT.

SEEN IT.

THE OTHER LEVER.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.

IT'S ALWAYS
THE OTHER LEVER.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

Man, on P.A.: PLEASE REMOVE
ALL HATS AND GLASSES,

AND PLEASE SCREAM LIKE...

UH, PLEASE, NO FLASH--

OH, WE DID THAT ONE, TOO.

OH, FORGET IT.

[YAWNS]

YAWN.

UH! EVEN THE COASTER'S
LOST ITS MAGIC.

UH! NEVER MIND THAT.
HIGH FIVE ME.

DO I HAVE TO?
YES!

OOOHH! HA HA!

I HAVE A NEW PLAN
TO RUIN KUZCO

SO I CAN BE EMPRESS.

FIRST, I'LL TURN KUZCO
INTO A RABBIT.

Kronk: BEEN THERE!

Yzma: OH! RIGHT!
START OVER.

FIRST, I'LL TURN KUZCO
INTO A TREE FROG.

Kronk: DONE THAT!

Yzma: OK.
HAVE WE DONE A LLAMA?

Kronk:
OH, YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

Yzma: FINE.
NOW LET ME THINK.

WAIT. I KNOW.

I'LL TURN KUZCO
INTO A COFFEE TABLE
AND THROW A PARTY.

HA HA!

I'LL SERVE LEMONADE,
BUT I WON'T HAVE COASTERS.

THE GLASSES WILL LEAVE
RINGS ON KUZCO

AND RUIN HIS BODY.

HE'LL FLEE THE KINGDOM
IN SHAME,

AND I'LL BECOME
EMPRESS!

IT'S BRILLIANT!

WHAT IS IT NOW?

WELL, THIS IS THE PART
WHERE I USUALLY SAY
IT'S A BAD IDEA.

BUT IN THIS CASE...
IT'S REALLY BAD.

WHO ASKED YOU?!
YOU DID.

YOU SAID, "WHAT IS IT NOW?"
AND I SAID--

I GIVE UP!

KUZCO'S A VAIN,
INSUFFERABLE FOOL!

YET, NO MATTER
WHAT I DO,
HE ALWAYS WINS.

WHAT'S THE POINT?!
I'LL NEVER BE EMPRESS.

OH, BUCK UP,
LITTLE CAMPER.

YOU'RE JUST IN A RUT.

YOU NEED TO THINK OUTSIDE...
THE BOX.

OK. COME ON.

ALL RIGHT.
COMMENCE THINKING.

I GOT IT!

WE'LL HIRE
AN EXPERT

EMPEROR
EXTERMINATOR.

THAT'S THE BEST IDEA
YOU'VE HAD ALL DAY.

CALL AN EXPERT.

THE WHOLE "DO IT YOURSELF"
THING'S WAY OVERRATED.

I'LL GO GET
THE YELLOW SCROLLS.

"BURIAL URNS, EFFIGIES,
ELECTRICIAN..."

AH! HERE WE GO!

"EMPEROR EXTERMINATION."

WOW.

A LOT OF LISTINGS HERE.

TODAY WE'RE DISCUSSING
CRIME AND PUNISHMENT.

NOW, THESE DEVICES
MAY LOOK FUN,

BUT THEY'RE NOT TOYS.

THEY'RE FOR PUNISHING
TROUBLEMAKERS,

LIKE CYRO THE SNEAKY,

WALDO THE WICKED,

AND HORGE THE HIDEOUS.

OH, YEAH!
THOSE GUYS ARE THE BEST.

NO, THEY'RE THE WORST.

THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE
TO BE PUNISHED.

BUT EVERYBODY
LOVES TROUBLEMAKERS...

'CAUSE THEY'RE TOUGH.

THEY PLAY BY
THEIR OWN RULES.

THEY EVEN HAVE
THEIR OWN TRADING CARDS.

SOMEDAY, I'LL BE ON
ONE OF THESE CARDS...

IF I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT.

NO, YOU'D HAVE TO PLAY
YOUR CARDS WRONG, KUZCO.

EVIL ISN'T GLAMOROUS.

BEING BAD ISN'T...GOOD.

THANKS FOR THE OBVIOUS, MR. M.

DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO
WITHOUT YA.

NOW COULD YOU LET ME
OUT OF THIS THING?

I DIDN'T THINK AHEAD.

NO WAY. I'M TROUBLE
WITH A CAPITAL "T."

TROUBLE DOES START
WITH A "T," RIGHT?

YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE
IN BIG TROUBLE.

[NERVOUS LAUGH]

I GOT YOUR DRIFT.

HOW DID YOU
GET STARTED

IN THE EMPEROR
EXTERMINATION BUSINESS,

MR., UH, SNEAKY?

IT'S PRONOUNCED,
SNEE-AH-KEE.

MY WORD, IS THAT
A PTERODACTYL?

[SCREECH]

DROP THAT!

Yzma: DON'T CALL US.
WE WON'T CALL YOU.

PLEASE LEAVE.

I NEED AN EMPEROR
EXTERMINATOR,

NOT A BALLOON-ANIMAL-
MAKING ANIMAL MAKING
BALLOON ANIMALS.

HOW IS AN EMPEROR-
EXTERMINATING PLUMBER

DIFFERENT FROM
A REGULAR PLUMBER?

I CHARGE DOUBLE
AND FIX NOTHING.

Woman: I ASSURE YOU
I TAKE MY DUTIES

AS AN EMPEROR EXTERMINATOR
VERY SERIOUSLY.

YOU'RE HIRED.

YOU DIDN'T ASK ME
ANY QUESTIONS.

AFTER WHAT I'VE
SEEN TODAY, MS. NI,

I DON'T HAVE TO.

FAIR ENOUGH.
I SHOULD WARN YOU

THAT MY FEES
ARE QUITE HIGH.

YOU'LL BE PAID IN FULL
ONCE I AM EMPRESS.

[LAUGHS]

NOW I HAVE A FEW IDEAS.

I'M SORRY,

BUT IF THEY WERE
GOOD IDEAS,

YOU WOULD NOT
HAVE HIRED ME.

NOW, IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

SHE JUST THREW ME OUT
OF MY OWN OFFICE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE
GONE WITH THE PLUMBER.

I MEAN, HE ALREADY
SENT YOU THIS BILL.

HUH?

AARGH!

Yzma: STUDENTS,
I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE

YOUR NEW VICE PRINCIPAL,
MISS NI.

MISS NI?

WHAT'S YOUR SISTER'S
NAME? MISS ELBOW?

HA, I'M TROUBLE.

ACTUALLY, MY SISTER'S NAME
IS MISS NI TOO,

SINCE NI
IS OUR LAST NAME.

YEAH, WELL...

WHAT'S YOUR BROTHER'S,
ER, UM, I MEAN...

OH, WAIT, GIVE ME A SEC.

I SHOULD MENTION

I'M NOW IN CHARGE
OF STUDENT DISCIPLINE.

TROUBLEMAKERS WILL
BE DEALT WITH

SWIFTLY AND SEVERELY.

I GOT IT!

WHAT'S YOUR MOTHER'S
MAIDEN NAME? MISS ELBOW?

OKAY, OKAY, LET ME
SEE IF I UNDERSTAND.

BECAUSE HER NAME
IS NI,

WHICH SOUNDS LIKE KNEE,

THEN IT WOULD
BE FUNNY

IF HER MOTHER'S
REAL NAME

ALSO REPRESENTED

A HINGING JOINT
ON THE BODY.

IS THAT RIGHT?

YOU GOT IT, KRONKIE.

[LAUGHS]

MISS ELBOW. RICH.

I'M ON FIRE.

NO, YOU'RE NOT,

BUT SINCE YOU SEEM
TO BE A TROUBLEMAKER,

I'LL BE WATCHING YOU
FROM NOW ON.

AND I'LL BE WATCHING
YOU TOO.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

[THINKING]
KUZCO, YOU ARE
ONE SLY DOG.

HOW DO YOU DO IT?

WHAT CAN I SAY, ME,
IT'S A GIFT.

AAH!

NO SNEAKY.
NO SNEAKY.

WHAT'S WITH THE HONEY
AND FEATHERS?

GLAD YOU ASKED.

I'M GIVING OUR
NEW VICE PRINCIPAL
A BAD-BOY WELCOME.

GREAT.

SO YOU'RE PLAYING
RIGHT INTO YZMA'S SCHEME.

WHAT? NO, I'M NOT.

I'M PLAYING BY MY OWN
BAD-BOY RULES.

THINK ABOUT IT,
KUZCO.

WHY DO WE NEED
A VICE PRINCIPAL
ALL OF A SUDDEN?

SOMETHING'S UP.

WALK AWAY.
IT'S TOO RISKY.

RISKY?

BAD BOYS DON'T WALK
AWAY FROM RISK.

WE STAY COOL.

BEING BAD DOESN'T
MAKE YOU COOL.

THINK ABOUT THAT
WHILE YOU'RE BEING

THE COOLEST KID
IN DETENTION.
SHH!

CAN I JUST TELL YOU
ONE IDEA?

OKAY, YOU'RE ON
YOUR OWN, BAD BOY.

[SPLAT]

[FOOTSTEPS]

MY OFFICE,
TWO MINUTES.

IT'S MY OFFICE.

WHAT SHALL I
DO WITH YOU?

SOMETHING SWIFT,
SOMETHING SEVERE.

HOW ABOUT
A SURPRISE PARTY?

I LOVE SURPRISES.

COURSE IT WON'T BE
A SURPRISE NOW,

BUT, EH, YOU CAN MAKE UP
FOR THAT WITH THE PRESENTS.

TEMPTING, BUT NOT QUITE
WHAT I HAD IN MIND.

JUST PRESENTS THEN?

NO, I THINK I'LL GO

WITH SOLITARY DETENTION.

HMM, SOUNDS SCARY.
WHAT IS IT?

YES, WHAT IS THAT?

LET'S MAKE IT
A SURPRISE.

HEY, GREAT!
I LOVE SURPRISES.
SEE YOU THERE.

EXCELLENT.

SO THE PLAN,
WHATEVER IT IS,
IS IN MOTION.

WHAT DO I DO?

OH, THAT'S EASY.

SHE DID IT AGAIN.

SHE KICKED ME OUT.

WHO DOES SHE
THINK SHE IS?

MISS NI, EXPERT
EMPEROR EXTERMINATOR.

IF SHE THOUGHT
SHE WAS SOMETHING ELSE,

SHE'D GET NEW
BUSINESS CARDS.

KUZCO IS MY ENEMY,
NOT HERS.

I MEAN,
THE NERVE OF HER.

WHO ASKED HER
TO COME IN HERE

AND TAKE OVER,
ANYWAY?

UH, YOU DID.

GUESS WHAT HAS
TWO THUMBS

AND JUST BECAME
SCHOOL ENEMY
NUMBER ONE.

ME.

HUH. I THOUGHT
YOU HAD TO BE

DANGEROUS OR
INTIMIDATING
FOR THAT.

I AM. WATCH.

NOBODY WALKS
PAST HERE

WITHOUT MY SAY-SO.

GOT IT, CHUCKLES?

HA. KAVO NEEDED THAT.

[LAUGHING]

OKAY, YOU HAVE
MY SAY-SO.

OH, HE'S SCARED
ON THE INSIDE.

HE DOESN'T LOOK SCARED.
HE LOOKS HAPPY.

HAPPY KAVO.

NO, HE'S SCARED.
TRUST ME.

I'M SO MENACING,
I GOT SOLITARY
DETENTION.

THAT'S A NEW KIND
OF PUNISHMENT

MISS NI MADE UP
JUST FOR ME.

WHY? 'CAUSE I PLAY
BY MY OWN RULES

AND I'M TOUGH.

UNH!

AI!

OOH, KIND OF
SNUCK UP ON ME.

I'M JUST GONNA GO
CHECK ON THE NURSE.

LATER, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
DOESN'T HURT.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT MISS NI?

WHAT? LIKE THE SECRET
REASON SHE'S REALLY HERE?

I DON'T KNOW THAT.

HMM, TELL ME
WHAT ELSE YOU DON'T
KNOW ABOUT HER.

THIS IS IT?

[DOOR SLAMS]
NO ONE'S HERE!

WHAT KIND OF SOLITARY
DETENTION IS THIS?

YOU GOT TO GET
OUT OF HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

I JUST GOT HERE.
I'LL MISS EVERYTHING.

I KNEW IT
WAS A TRAP.

KRONK TOLD ME YZMA
HIRED MISS NI

TO GET RID OF YOU.

LET'S GO!

NO. AMZY HIRED
MISS NI.

WOW, YOU'RE GETTING
AS BAD AS KRONK

ON THIS WHOLE
AMZY/YZMA DEAL.

YOU CAN RELAX, KID.

KUZCO CAN TAKE
THIS HEAT.

KUZCO'S A BAD BOY.

UH...

HUH?

[GROWLING]

KUZCO'S A GOOD BOY.
KUZCO'S A GOOD, GOOD BOY.

Both: HELP!

[GROWL]

[CROCODILES WHIMPER]

KUZCO, RUN BEFORE
IT'S TOO LATE.

UH, IS IT ME,

OR IS SHE SAVING
MY LIFE?

KRONK AND I
JUST HAPPENED

TO BE WALKING
MY ALLIGATOR,

AND WE ACCIDENTALLY
BURST THROUGH THE DOOR.

WHY WOULD I
SAVE YOU?

FINE, THEN I'M NOT
THANKING YOU.

GOOD, THEN YOU'RE
NOT WELCOME.

HUH.

I'M NOT BAD,
SHE'S NOT BAD.

WHAT'S NEXT?
KRONK NOT DUMB?

MALINA NOT LOVE ME?

ACTUALLY, CROCODILES,
OR GENUS CROCODYLUS,

ARE LESS DANGEROUS
OUT OF WATER.

IF WE KEEP OUR DISTANCE,
WE'LL BE FINE.

BY THE WAY,
JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR,

I DON'T LOVE YOU,
ESPECIALLY THE BAD-BOY YOU.

DON'T WORRY.
TURNS OUT BEING TOUGH

AND PLAYING BY
MY OWN RULES

DID NOTHING BUT
GET ME IN TROUBLE.

WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK?

[GROWLING]

AH, SORRY TO INTERRUPT,

BUT THERE'S A SMALL
CHANCE I'M WRONG

ABOUT THAT GENUS
CROCODYLUS THING.

[CROCODILE GROWLS]

SMALL CHANCE.

YOU'RE FIRED.

I KNOW.

YOU HAD A CHANGE OF HEART
AND SAVED KUZCO.

WHAT? HOW DID YOU
KNOW THAT?

EVIL IS
MY BUSINESS.

AND MY WORK HAS TAUGHT ME
THAT UNFORTUNATELY

EVERYONE HAS SOME
GOOD IN THEM,

EVEN YOU.

HERE'S MY BILL.

WHOA, NOWTHAT'S EVIL.

AH, WELL, MAYBE
YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE

WITH THAT COFFEE
TABLE THING AFTER ALL.

HEY, LADY, HELP ME
COME UP WITH A KNEE-SLAPPER

FOR DURING
THE END CREDITS PART.

WE GOT TO THINK
OUTSIDE THE BOX.

[WATER DRIPPING]