The Emperor's New School (2006–2008): Season 1, Episode 16 - Kronk Moves In - full transcript
Yzama blames Kronk from all her failed plans, even those which just weren't his fault, so he's fired and kicked out of the palace. When Kuzko tells him he just needs to find a friendly family like Pacha's, Kronk simply moves in with them, and proves Kuzko's worst nightmare by doing all chores fast and perfectly unlike the prince's abysmal record, so Kuzko raises and follows up on a ultimatum 'It's him or me'; Kronk feels guilty and moves out. Yzma finds her life became impossible without her actually indispensable dogsbody, so she goes asks him to return but gets run over repeatedly on the way before ending up in the same river. Now Kronk is followed by both spoiled masters into the dangerous jungle, where the now admired Kronk proves a perfect scoutmaster, even speaking every animal language...
HOLA, FRIEND-OLA.
IT'S MOVING DAY
BUT NOT FOR YOU.
YOU STAY RIGHT THERE,
AT LEAST FOR
THE NEXT 30 MINUTES.
GRACIAS.
THEME MUSIC.
♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪
♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪
♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪
♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪
♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪
YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪
EXACTLY!
LET'S GO!
♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪
♪ HIS ABCs ♪
♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪
♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,
RIGHT?
UHH...
K-U-Z-C-O!
KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!
♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪
♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪
♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪
♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪
♪ LET'S GO ♪
♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪
♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪
♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪
♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪
FRIENDS? I THOUGHT
THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.
HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!
K-U-Z-C-O!
KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!
Kuzco: POOR KUZCO.
IN TROUBLE TOWN AGAIN?
WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME,
YOU HANDSOME RASCAL?
YOU KNOW THE DRILL:
THIS WILL ALL MAKE SENSE
IF YOU JUST GO BACK
A LITTLE BIT EARLIER.
HOLA, FRIEND-OLA.
NO, NO, NO.
NOT EARLIER IN THE SHOW.
EARLIER LIKE 2 DAYS AGO.
WE GOTTA WORK OUT
A BETTER SYSTEM.
[ROOSTER CROWS]
THERE.
CLEAN AS CLEAN CAN BE.
MORNING, CHICHA.
[CRASH]
WHAT?
KUZCO, I JUST FINISHED
CLEANING UP IN HERE.
REALLY? DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE IT.
YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU NEED?
THE ROYAL HOUSEKEEPERS
LIKE I HAD
BACK AT THE PALACE.
THEY TAKE CARE OF
ALL THIS CLEANING STUFF.
WOW. THANKS.
THAT'D BE GREAT.
OH, YEAH. I'M SURE THEY CAN
GIVE YOU SOME POINTERS.
SEE YA.
POINTERS.
UGH.
SORRY TO INTERRUPT
AGAIN,
BUT THAT'S STILL
THE WRONG SCENE.
WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT,
I GOTTA DO IT MYSELF.
HERE. LET'S FAST FORWARD
TO WHERE THE TROUBLE
REALLY BEGINS.
KRONK,
YOU'RE FIRED!
FIRED? BUT--BUT WHY?
WHAT'D I DO?
I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.
HERE. I'VE PREPARED
A LITTLE FILM.
GREAT. WE NEED POPCORN.
EASY ON THE SALT.
[MICROWAVE DINGS]
[FILM ANNOUNCER]
YZMA PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS
A WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE,
PRODUCED BY YZMA,
DIRECTED BY YZMA,
WRITTEN BY YZMA,
STUNTS BY YZMA.
NO LLAMAS WERE HARMED
IN THE MAKING OF THIS MOVIE.
Yzma: REMEMBER WHEN I SENT YOU
TO TURN KUZCO INTO A TURTLE?
WHAT DID I GET INSTEAD?
Kronk: I REMEMBER.
KUZCO COTTONTAIL.
BUT THAT'S NOT MY FAULT.
YOUR POTION WASN'T
PLAYABLE PROPERLY--
QUIET! THEN I SENT YOU
TO CLONE KUZCO.
THAT SEEMED SIMPLE ENOUGH.
BUT WHAT HAPPENED?
OK, GRANTED,
THAT WAS A BUST, TOO,
BUT AGAIN, THE POTION
WASN'T PERFECTED.
NOT MY FAULT.
THEN CAME ONE OF MY
BETTER SCHEMES:
TO INFECT KUZCO WITH
A CASE OF DREADED SPOTATIOSIS,
AND HE GOT BETTER!
HEY, BLAME THE MYSTERY
STEW FOR THAT ONE.
I HAD NOTHING TO--
AAH! MY EYES!
YOU SEE, KRONK? ALL
MY PLANS END THE SAME:
FAILURE BECAUSE OF YOU.
NO, I CAN'T SEE!
SWEET MERCY, MY EYES!
OK, THEY'RE BETTER NOW.
AND THAT LAST THING
YOU SAID, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
I DO EVERYTHING YOU ASK.
I'M ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU,
LIKE A DOORMAT THAT SAYS
"WELCOME HOME."
WHEN YOU SAY JUMP,
I'M ALREADY IN THE AIR.
BEFORE I EVEN THINK,
I SAY TO MYSELF,
WHAT WOULD YZMA DO?
WEREN'T YOU
PAYING ATTENTION?
I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU
WHAT WOULD YZMA DO.
YOU'RE FIRED!
THIS IS AWFUL.
NO KRONK HAS EVER
BEEN FIRED BEFORE.
I'M A BIG ZERO.
ZERO KRONK.
1 MINUS 1 KRONK.
HOW EMBARRASSING.
AAH! I HOPE NOBODY
FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
YOU CAN'T STOP THE SHOW.
THAT'S MY SCHTICK.
HEY, BACK OFF, PAL.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED,
BUT I'M HAVING A BAD DAY.
JUST LOOK AT ME ALL SAD.
HUH. WELL,
WHAT HAPPENED?
UM, YOU WEREN'T WATCHING?
WELL, I WAS,
BUT THEN I SAW
IT WAS ABOUT YOU
AND YZMA
AND BLAH BLAH
BLABBITY BLAH.
WHO REALLY CARES?
SO YOU DIDN'T SEE
WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME?
I SAW YOU
HIJACK MY GIMMICK.
GET OUT!
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET BACK
TO THE MAIN ATTRACTION...
UH, ME?
ROLL UP. ROLL UP.
GET YOUR VERY OWN KUZ-KISS.
ONLY ONE KUZ-COIN.
MAKE THAT ALL
THE KUZ-KISSES YOU WANT.
NO CHARGE.
DEAL!
THANKS, BUT I'LL TAKE
A RAIN CHECK.
[THINKING] YOU HEARD HER.
IT RAINS, WE KISS.
DID YOU HEAR THUNDER?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET THE RAIN CHECK.
HEY, WHAT'S WITH KRONK?
WHAT'S UP?
GOING SOMEWHERE?
I NEED A NEW PLACE TO LIVE.
WHOA! HOLD UP THERE,
BIG MAN.
DON'T TELL HER
YOU GOT FIRED.
HE'S RIGHT. NOBODY
NEEDS TO KNOW
ABOUT THAT.
IT'S EMBARRASSING.
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU ACTUALLY AGREE
WITH HIM?
THAT'S ABNORMAL.
THERE ARE CERTAIN
INSTANCES--RARELY--
WHEN OUR POINTS OF VIEW
HAPPEN TO COINCIDE.
CERTAIN INSTANCES
HAPPEN TO COINCIDE?
WHAT'D YOU EAT
FOR BREAKFAST, A DICTIONARY?
IT'S CALLED HAVING
A VOCABULARY.
OH, YEAH?
WELL, DEFINE THIS.
P-P-PUT THAT AWAY.
SURE, WHEN YOU PRY IT
FROM MY COLD RED HANDS.
AAH!
THAT'S RIGHT.
JUST POOF AWAY.
DON'T TELL HER YOU GOT FIRED.
UH...
I NEED A NEW PLACE TO LIVE.
YEP, YEP. SEE,
THIS BIRDIE'S GETTING
WAY TOO BIG FOR THE NEST.
TIME FOR THIS EAGLE
TO SPREAD HIS WINGS.
GOTTA FLY THE COOP.
BUT I STILL NEED
A SPOT TO LAND.
NO HOME, EH?
I KNOW
WHAT THAT'S LIKE.
BACK WHEN I GOT
THE ROYAL BOOT,
I DIDN'T HAVE
A PLACE TO LIVE EITHER.
THEN ALONG CAME PACHA,
A GUY WITH A BIG HEART
AND ROOM FOR ONE VERY
SPECIAL HOUSE GUEST.
SURE, HIS HUT
WAS NO ROYAL PALACE.
DEFINITELY NOT UP
TO ME STANDARDS.
SPACE WAS TIGHT AND
IT SMELLED ALL PEASANTY,
BUT IT WAS HOME.
SO ALL I NEED
IS TO FIND A FAMILY
LIKE PACHA'S TO TAKE ME IN.
[BIRD CAWS]
WHAT'S WITH
THE BACKPACK?
GOING SOMEWHERE?
HA HA HA!
WELCOME HOME, ROOMIE.
KRONK?
I MEANT FIND A FAMILY
LIKE PACHA'S,
NOT PACHA'S ACTUAL FAMILY.
AND NO TOUCHY.
BE NICE, KUZCO.
WE COULDN'T LET KRONK
STAY OUT IN THE COLD.
SURE YOU COULD.
HE'S A BIG BOY.
TOO BIG IF YOU ASK ME.
SORRY. TOO BAD.
NO VACANCY. ALL FULL HERE.
MOVE IT ALONG.
NO PARKING.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
HI.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT KRONK.
WE'LL FIND ROOM.
IT'LL BE NICE
TO HAVE A GUEST
WHO DOES MORE THAN
JUST TAKE UP SPACE.
KUZCO.
HEY, I DO MY PART.
REALLY? NAME
ONE THING YOU DO.
I LIVE HERE.
AND WHAT ELSE?
I DO...DLES.
DO-DLES. DOODLES.
IT'S TIME FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.
THAT'S THE PART
OF THE SHOW WHERE--
Chicha:
NO, KUZCO.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CHORES.
LIKE SWEEPING
THE HUT...
DIAPERING YUPI...
WASHING THE DISHES...
DIAPERING YUPI...
TAKING CARE
OF THE LLAMAS...
DIAPERING YUPI...AGAIN
AND AGAIN.
Kronk: ALL DONE.
[SNIFFS]
Together:
WELCOME TO OUR HOME, KRONK.
THIS IS GETTING
WAY OUT OF HAND.
KRONK'S GONNA
CRAMP MY STYLE.
LOOK AT ME. I'M A
STYLE-CRAMPING DEVIL.
HORNS. POINTY TAIL.
IF HE MOVES IN,
SOMEONE'S GONNA
HAVE TO MOVE DOWN
TO THE BASEMENT,
AND THAT SOMEONE'S
NOT GONNA BE ME.
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME
NOW, WHOMPY.
HMM. LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON
THE OLD TO DO LIST.
"COMPLAIN ABOUT KUZCO.
COME UP WITH
A BRILLIANT SCHEME.
"COMPLAIN ABOUT KUZCO.
SCHEDULE CHIN WAX.
"COMPLAIN ABOUT KUZCO.
LABEL POTIONS.
COMPLAIN ABOUT KUZCO.
HAVE A COFFEE
AND A CINNAMON TWIST."
YOU KNOW, I DO FEEL
A LITTLE PIGGISH.
KRONK, SNACK TIME!
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I FIRED HIM.
NO MATTER. I CAN MAKE SNACKS
BY MYSELF.
AND I CAN GET RID
OF KUZCO BY MYSELF, TOO.
Kuzco:
HEY, NO SNEAKY-PEEK.
WE HAVEN'T CAUGHT UP
TO THIS YET.
I PROMISE THIS'LL
HAPPEN, BUT LATER.
LIKE LATER LATER.
AFTER WE FADE OUT
AND FADE BACK IN.
FADEY, FADEY, FADEY.
CHACA, TIPO,
RISE AND SHINE.
TIME TO GET READY
FOR SCH--AAH!
PACHA, THE KIDS ARE MISSING!
SETTLE DOWN, DEAR.
THEY'RE FINE.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO STEAL
YOUR THUNDER, CHICHA,
BUT I ALREADY
WRANGLED THE TEAM,
PACKED
THEIR LUNCHES, TOO--
COLD CUT SANDWICH
ON A FRENCH ROLL,
SIDE OF RAISINS,
100% FRUIT JUICE BLEND,
A COUPLE KUZ COOKIES
FOR DESSERT,
AND A BANANA.
PLUS I DOUBLE CHECKED
THEIR HOMEWORK.
MADE A FEW CORRECTIONS.
IT'S NEVER GOOD
TO JOIN INDEPENDENT CLAUSES
WITH A COMMA, YOU KNOW.
OH, ALSO,
I DID ALL THE CHORES,
INCLUDING FLOSSING
EVERYONE'S TEETH.
AND I EVEN GOT KUZCO
OUT OF BED.
5 HOURS TOO EARLY.
KRONK,
YOU'RE AMAZING.
OH, JUST PITCHING IN TO HELP.
DON'T BE SILLY.
YOU'VE DONE EVERYTHING
AND MORE.
OH, I GET IT.
YOU MEAN MORE THAN KUZCO
HAS EVER DONE.
WHICH IS NOTHING.
AT ALL.
AW, DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
THIS IS ONLY KRONK'S
SECOND DAY HERE.
YOU REMEMBER YOURS,
DON'T YOU?
YO, IT'S DAY 2.
KEEP THE PIZZAS COMING.
I SAY LET'S TREAT KRONK
THE WAY YOU WERE TREATED:
WITH COMPASSION
AND SYMPATHY.
[THINKING] UH-HUH.
COMPASSION. SYMPATHY.
BLAH BLAH BLABBITY BLAH.
KRONK IS THIS
AND KRONK IS THAT.
ANYTHING KUZCO CAN DO,
KRONK CAN DO
A GAZILLION TIMES BETTER.
THE BROOM IS HIS BEST FRIEND.
HE HAS A FAVORITE DISH RAG.
AN APRON FOR EVERY DAY
OF THE WEEK.
HE'S A HANDY-DANDY MAN.
EVERYBODY LOVES KRONK.
YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO THAT?
EITHER KRONK GOES
OR I GO.
KUZCO,
LISTEN TO YOURSELF.
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE
A BIG BABY.
YOU'RE WAY OUT
OF LINE ON THIS ONE.
I KNOW. I'M WAY OUT,
KRONK'S WAY IN.
WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE ALL
HAPPY WITH EACH OTHER. BYE.
OH, NO.
MAYBE I AM PUSHING KUZCO OUT
OF HOUSE AND HOME...AND HUT.
HEY, PAL, IF EMPEROR BOY
AIN'T PULLING HIS WEIGHT,
TOO BAD FOR HIM.
THINGS ARE TOUGH ALL OVER.
SIT OUT. KUZCO
HAS FEELINGS, TOO.
SHOW A LITTLE
COMPASSION.
OH, BROTHER!
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
HE'S EVIL.
I'M EVIL? WHO HAS HORNS
AND A PITCHFORK?
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE YOUR MAMA!
NO, YOUR MAMA!
YEAH, THIS IS YOUR ANGEL.
OH, RICH!
RICH!
OH, THIS IS TAKING FOREVER.
WITHOUT LABELS, ALL
THESE POTIONS LOOK ALIKE.
OH, SO THAT'S WHERE
THE TURTLE POTION WAS.
PATIENCE, PATIENCE.
I'LL GET THE ANTIDOTE.
JUST SIT TIGHT.
AAH!
OH, THAT'S NOT IT.
NOT IT.
NOT IT. NOT IT.
NOT IT!
[ROARING]
[ROARING]
OK, OK.
THAT WAS CLOSE.
MAYBE I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING
BY MYSELF.
[ROARING]
I NEED HELP!
[ROARING]
KRONK.
QUICK! TO THE SECRET LAB!
[ROARING]
OOPS. I MEANT
TO THE VILLAGE!
YOU KNOW, KUZCO, SOMETHING'S
BEEN BOTHERING ME.
ME, TOO. YOU.
YEAH, WELL, YOU SEE,
THE TRUTH IS
I DIDN'T REALLY LEAVE HOME.
JUST BEEN TOO ASHAMED
TO ADMIT THAT I, UH...
I GOT FIRED.
YOU MEAN FROM
YOUR JOB WITH YZMA?
I, UH, I DON'T WORK
FOR YZMA.
OK, THEN TELL ME MORE
ABOUT THE JOB
YOU GOT FIRED FROM
THAT'S NOT WITH YZMA.
AS IF I CARE.
IT ALL STARTED WHEN--
HEY, YOU GOING SOMEWHERE?
YEAH. I NEED
A NEW PLACE TO LIVE.
WELL, THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR.
DID YOU GET FIRED?
MIGHT AS WELL HAVE,
RIGHT, WHOMPY?
[SQUEAK, SQUEAK]
SEE? EVEN WHOMPY
THINKS SO.
YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T GO.
I SHOULD GO.
NO, ME AND WHOMPY,
GOING.
NO, WHOMPY STAY.
UH-UH. WE'RE GOING.
STAY.
GO.
GO.
STAY.
STAY! AAH!
AAH!
WHOA!
OH, LOOKS LIKE
A BARREL OF FUN.
KRONK, DARLING. I'VE HAD
A CHANGE OF HEART, AND--
NO, THAT'S TOO FORMAL.
[CLEARS THROAT]
SORRY, KRONKY--
Kronk: AAH!
WHOA!
[CRASHING]
WHOA!
AAH! GET OUT OF
THE GIRLS' LAVATORY!
AAH! WHOA!
WHOA!
OH! WHOA! OH!
OH! OH! OH! OH!
WHAA!
AAH!
Kuzco:
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME.
UH-HUH.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
I WISH IT WERE.
BUT YOU DIDN'T SEE
WHAT HAPPENED.
WE DIDN'T HAVE TO.
WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
YOU GOT RID OF KRONK.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
WELL, THEN WHO SAID
"EITHER KRONK GOES
OR I GO?"
I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY.
AND KRONK JUST HAPPENED
TO FALL INTO A BARREL.
YEAH, IT JUST HAPPENED.
SO WHAT'S GONNA
"JUST HAPPEN" NEXT?
UM...THIS?
NO, NO, NO, NO. THAT'S
NOT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
THAT STUFF'S HAPPENING,
BUT LATER, OK?
LATER, LATE LATE LATER.
Kuzco: LOOK AT ME.
PATHETIC, HUH?
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, TEAR.
OK, OK, I'VE BEATEN MYSELF UP
ENOUGH ALREADY.
BESIDES, YOU GUYS
ARE WITNESSES.
YOU KNOW I DIDN'T PUSH KRONK
IN THAT BARREL.
WAS IT AN ACCIDENT?
OR WAS IT ACCIDENTALLY
ON PURPOSE?
EH EH EH. NO TOUCHY.
GO BOTHER KRONK.
WELL, WE COULD,
BUT WE DON'T KNOW
WHERE HE IS
'CAUSE YOU
WASHED HIM AWAY!
WHICH WAS TOTALLY WICKED.
KUDOS ON ELIMINATING
THE COMPETITION.
IGNORE HIM.
THINK ABOUT KRONK.
HE'S YOUR FRIEND
AND NOW HE'S
OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.
HE NEEDS YOUR HELP.
OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
THIS TWERP COULDN'T HELP ANYONE.
AH, GOT A POINT.
KUZCO ISN'T EXACTLY
A, UH, GO TO GUY.
UH, HELLO. I'M RIGHT HERE.
WHOOPSY.
GOTTA GO.
SO KRONK FELL
INTO THE BARREL?
YEAH, AND THEN WHAM,
ROLLED DOWN THE HILL.
HE COULD BE ANYWHERE.
HOW AM I GONNA FIND HIM?
ASSUMING YOU WANT
TO FIND HIM.
[GASP] YOU REALLY THINK
I'D DO THAT TO KRONK
JUST BECAUSE PACHA AND CHICHA
TREAT HIM BETTER?
THEY TREAT YOU AND KRONK
THE SAME.
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE
IS KRONK APPRECIATES
THEIR KINDNESS
AND WORKS HARD
TO PAY THEM BACK.
WHILE I'M JUST A LAZY JERK.
I WAS ONLY GONNA SAY
WHEREAS YOU DON'T,
BUT BONUS POINTS
FOR THINKING AHEAD.
THIS IS AWFUL.
I GOTTA MAKE THINGS RIGHT
WITH KRONK.
BUT HOW AM I GONNA FIND HIM?
CALM DOWN,
MR. MELODRAMA.
I HAVE AN IDEA.
MORE FUN THAN
A BARREL OF MONKEYS.
LOUSY HILL TOP VILLAGE.
NOW WHERE'S KRONK?
[MEEP MEEP]
WHOA!
AAH! WHOA!
OK, COULD HAVE DONE
WITHOUT ALL THAT.
KRONK!
IS THAT REALLY YOU?
WELCOME TO CAMP KRONK.
[SQUAWKING]
SQUAWKY SQUAWA
SQUAWK SCREECH.
TOUCKY JUST WANTED TO KNOW
IF YOU WERE FRIEND OR FOE.
I SAID FRIEND, OF COURSE.
YOU SPEAK TOUCAN?
OH, YOU BET.
AS A JUNIOR CHIPMUNK,
I'M REQUIRED TO BE FLUENT IN
ALL THE WOODLAND CREATURES.
CAN YOU SPEAK
THREE-CAN AND FOUR-CAN?
RAAR!
TOUCKY DIDN'T THINK
THAT WAS FUNNY.
LOOK, KRONK, I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE WHOLE
BARREL THING.
HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I KNOW IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE.
ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.
YOU'LL WANT THIS.
AW, YOU'RE THE BEST.
HA HA HA HA.
WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOUR NO TOUCHY RULE?
RIGHT.
STAY BACK. HANDS OFF.
NO TOUCHY.
OK. LET'S GET MOVING.
WE GOTTA GET BACK HOME
SO YOU CAN EXPLAIN IT
TO EVERYBODY.
I DIDN'T BUMP YOU OFF.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
THEN IT'S THE
EVERYBODY LOVES KUZCO,
HAPPY DANCE
GOOD TIME HOUR.
I'M NOT GOING BACK.
THERE'S NOTHING THERE
FOR ME ANYMORE.
WAIT. THAT SOUNDS
FAMILIAR...
KINDA.
EH, NOT REALLY.
BUT IT HAS SOMETHING
TO DO WITH YOU
AND NOT SOMETHING
WITH YZMA, RIGHT?
LET'S JUST SAY
I WORKED MY FINGERS
TO THE BONE
FOR A WRINKLY PERSON,
BUT IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
I WORKED HARD
FOR PACHA'S FAMILY, TOO,
BUT THAT ONLY CAUSED PROBLEMS
BETWEEN ME AND YOU,
SO I'VE DECIDED
THAT IT'S BEST
IF I LIVE THE REST
OF MY LIFE OUT HERE.
EWW. IN THE UNTAMED
WILDERNESS?
YEAH.
UNTAMED.
WOW. YOU REALLY
WENT ALL OUT.
MUST HAVE BEEN A LOT
OF--I HATE THIS WORD--
WORK.
AW, IT'S EASY.
WAIT. IT WAS HARD.
IN FACT, IT WAS A LOT
OF HARD WORK.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I ENJOY HARD WORK.
THAT'S JUST ME.
I CAN'T HELP IT.
I SEE A JOB TO DO, I DO IT.
IT'S WHAT I DO.
I CAN'T WORK ANY HARDER.
YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE
ALWAYS WORKING AT
THE TOP OF YOUR GAME.
YEAH. AND IF YZMA--
YOU MEAN WRINKLY PERSON.
RIGHT. AND IF WRINKLY PERSON
CAN'T APPRECIATE THAT,
THAT'S HER PROBLEM,
NOT MINE.
GO, KRONK, GO.
FIND YZMA.
OR WHATEVER
THE WRINKLY PERSON'S
NAME IS.
STICK UP FOR YOURSELF.
TELL IT TO HER FACE.
MAYBE NOT THAT FACE.
I HEAR YOU, KUZCO.
I'M GONNA DO IT.
FAREWELL,
MY JUNGLE BRETHREN.
CHIRPTY CHIRP,
SQUAWK AND SCREECH,
HO HO HO,
TICK TOCKETY DOO.
[ANIMALS SCREECH AND SQUAWK]
WHAT? WHAT'S THAT?
THERE'S A SHORTCUT?
3 MILES PAST THE BUG
AND THE MONKEY.
THANKS.
LET'S GO.
I GOT A FACE TO FACE.
AACH! ALL I DID WAS ASK
MELINA WHERE KRONK WENT.
NEXT THING I KNOW,
I'M ROLLING IN A BARREL.
NOW I'M STUCK
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH A BUNCH
OF STUPID ANIMALS.
SMELLY ANIMALS.
UGLY ANIMALS.
[GROWLING]
[GROWLING]
OOPS.
[SNARLING AND GROWLING]
YOU'RE SURE
YOU CAN FIX WHOMPY?
HA HA. JUST NEEDS
A FEW STITCHES.
MAYBE SOME BAGTAG
TO SECURE THE THREAD.
ADD SOME STRENGTH
TO THE SEAMS.
WOW. YOU REALLY DO
POUR 100% INTO
EVERY EFFORT.
THAT'S ME.
[SNARLING AND GROWLING]
WHOA. SOUNDS LIKE
AN ANGRY RAMPAGE
OF ANGRY ANIMALS.
ANGRY.
WHICH MEANS
ONLY ONE THING--
RUN!
RUNNING ONLY MAKES 'EM MADDER.
[MOANING AND COUGHING]
OH, KRONK.
THANK GOODNESS.
I'M SORRY.
I MUST HAVE BEEN
OUT OF MY MIND
TO FIRE YOU.
I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN,
ALL YOUR PLANS FAIL
BECAUSE OF ME.
NO, NO. IT'S NOT TRUE.
YEAH, BUT AS
YOU SAID BEFORE,
ALL MY PLANS
END THE SAME: FAILURE!
BECAUSE OF YOU!
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.
OH, KRONK,
FORGET WHAT I SAID.
LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING.
AND WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING IS?
PRETTY PLEASE COME BACK?
NOPE. NOPE.
WITH MY SKILLS
AND WORK ETHIC,
IT'S A SELLER'S MARKET.
I CAN LAND A BETTER
EVIL HENCHMAN GIG.
WHAT? WHO FILLED YOUR HEAD
WITH THIS NONSENSE?
SOMEONE WHO TURNED OUT
TO BE A GREATER FRIEND
THAN I EVER EXPECTED.
AND IT'S NOT NONSENSE!
IT'S TRUE!
HEY, YOU WANT ME BACK,
YOU GOTTA MAKE IT
WORTH MY WHILE.
FINE. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
UH...
A BIGGER ALLOWANCE?
DONE.
AND A NEW
POTATO SMASHER,
A BOWL SCRAPER, AND
A JUMBO VEGGIE STEAMER.
I'LL EVEN THROW IN
A FLEXIBLE SPATULA.
DEAL. BUT IF YOU
EVER FIRE ME AGAIN,
MAKE SURE
IT'S FOR SOMETHING
I ACTUALLY DO WRONG.
I PROMISE.
NOW PLEASE...
SAVE ME FROM
THOSE WRETCHED BEASTS!
[SNARLING AND GROWLING]
CHITTER CHATTER
SQUICK AND SQUICKETY
SQUICKY COO COO COO!
WHAT IN THE WORLD
DID YOU SAY?
I TOLD THEM
TO COOL THEIR JETS.
KUZCO, YOU CAN
STOP RUNNING NOW.
I GUESS HE CAN'T HEAR ME.
Kuzco:
COME ON, ADMIT IT.
DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER NOW
YOU KNOW I'M NOT REALLY
IN ANY DANGER?
OOH. WASN'T EXPECTING THAT.
KRONK MOVED IN
TO OUR HILLTOP HOUSE...
KUZCO THOUGHT KRONK
WAS A LOUSE.
DOING THEM CHORES
AND HELPING OUT...
HOW MANY TIMES
DID KUZCO SHOUT?
1...
2...
4...
3...
5...
6...
8...
7...
9...
10...
12...
11...
13...
14...
16...
15...
17...
18...
20...
19...
IT'S MOVING DAY
BUT NOT FOR YOU.
YOU STAY RIGHT THERE,
AT LEAST FOR
THE NEXT 30 MINUTES.
GRACIAS.
THEME MUSIC.
♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪
♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪
♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪
♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪
♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪
YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪
EXACTLY!
LET'S GO!
♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪
♪ HIS ABCs ♪
♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪
♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,
RIGHT?
UHH...
K-U-Z-C-O!
KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!
♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪
♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪
♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪
♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪
♪ LET'S GO ♪
♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪
♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪
♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪
♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪
FRIENDS? I THOUGHT
THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.
HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!
K-U-Z-C-O!
KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!
Kuzco: POOR KUZCO.
IN TROUBLE TOWN AGAIN?
WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME,
YOU HANDSOME RASCAL?
YOU KNOW THE DRILL:
THIS WILL ALL MAKE SENSE
IF YOU JUST GO BACK
A LITTLE BIT EARLIER.
HOLA, FRIEND-OLA.
NO, NO, NO.
NOT EARLIER IN THE SHOW.
EARLIER LIKE 2 DAYS AGO.
WE GOTTA WORK OUT
A BETTER SYSTEM.
[ROOSTER CROWS]
THERE.
CLEAN AS CLEAN CAN BE.
MORNING, CHICHA.
[CRASH]
WHAT?
KUZCO, I JUST FINISHED
CLEANING UP IN HERE.
REALLY? DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE IT.
YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU NEED?
THE ROYAL HOUSEKEEPERS
LIKE I HAD
BACK AT THE PALACE.
THEY TAKE CARE OF
ALL THIS CLEANING STUFF.
WOW. THANKS.
THAT'D BE GREAT.
OH, YEAH. I'M SURE THEY CAN
GIVE YOU SOME POINTERS.
SEE YA.
POINTERS.
UGH.
SORRY TO INTERRUPT
AGAIN,
BUT THAT'S STILL
THE WRONG SCENE.
WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT,
I GOTTA DO IT MYSELF.
HERE. LET'S FAST FORWARD
TO WHERE THE TROUBLE
REALLY BEGINS.
KRONK,
YOU'RE FIRED!
FIRED? BUT--BUT WHY?
WHAT'D I DO?
I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.
HERE. I'VE PREPARED
A LITTLE FILM.
GREAT. WE NEED POPCORN.
EASY ON THE SALT.
[MICROWAVE DINGS]
[FILM ANNOUNCER]
YZMA PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS
A WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE,
PRODUCED BY YZMA,
DIRECTED BY YZMA,
WRITTEN BY YZMA,
STUNTS BY YZMA.
NO LLAMAS WERE HARMED
IN THE MAKING OF THIS MOVIE.
Yzma: REMEMBER WHEN I SENT YOU
TO TURN KUZCO INTO A TURTLE?
WHAT DID I GET INSTEAD?
Kronk: I REMEMBER.
KUZCO COTTONTAIL.
BUT THAT'S NOT MY FAULT.
YOUR POTION WASN'T
PLAYABLE PROPERLY--
QUIET! THEN I SENT YOU
TO CLONE KUZCO.
THAT SEEMED SIMPLE ENOUGH.
BUT WHAT HAPPENED?
OK, GRANTED,
THAT WAS A BUST, TOO,
BUT AGAIN, THE POTION
WASN'T PERFECTED.
NOT MY FAULT.
THEN CAME ONE OF MY
BETTER SCHEMES:
TO INFECT KUZCO WITH
A CASE OF DREADED SPOTATIOSIS,
AND HE GOT BETTER!
HEY, BLAME THE MYSTERY
STEW FOR THAT ONE.
I HAD NOTHING TO--
AAH! MY EYES!
YOU SEE, KRONK? ALL
MY PLANS END THE SAME:
FAILURE BECAUSE OF YOU.
NO, I CAN'T SEE!
SWEET MERCY, MY EYES!
OK, THEY'RE BETTER NOW.
AND THAT LAST THING
YOU SAID, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
I DO EVERYTHING YOU ASK.
I'M ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU,
LIKE A DOORMAT THAT SAYS
"WELCOME HOME."
WHEN YOU SAY JUMP,
I'M ALREADY IN THE AIR.
BEFORE I EVEN THINK,
I SAY TO MYSELF,
WHAT WOULD YZMA DO?
WEREN'T YOU
PAYING ATTENTION?
I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU
WHAT WOULD YZMA DO.
YOU'RE FIRED!
THIS IS AWFUL.
NO KRONK HAS EVER
BEEN FIRED BEFORE.
I'M A BIG ZERO.
ZERO KRONK.
1 MINUS 1 KRONK.
HOW EMBARRASSING.
AAH! I HOPE NOBODY
FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
YOU CAN'T STOP THE SHOW.
THAT'S MY SCHTICK.
HEY, BACK OFF, PAL.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED,
BUT I'M HAVING A BAD DAY.
JUST LOOK AT ME ALL SAD.
HUH. WELL,
WHAT HAPPENED?
UM, YOU WEREN'T WATCHING?
WELL, I WAS,
BUT THEN I SAW
IT WAS ABOUT YOU
AND YZMA
AND BLAH BLAH
BLABBITY BLAH.
WHO REALLY CARES?
SO YOU DIDN'T SEE
WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME?
I SAW YOU
HIJACK MY GIMMICK.
GET OUT!
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET BACK
TO THE MAIN ATTRACTION...
UH, ME?
ROLL UP. ROLL UP.
GET YOUR VERY OWN KUZ-KISS.
ONLY ONE KUZ-COIN.
MAKE THAT ALL
THE KUZ-KISSES YOU WANT.
NO CHARGE.
DEAL!
THANKS, BUT I'LL TAKE
A RAIN CHECK.
[THINKING] YOU HEARD HER.
IT RAINS, WE KISS.
DID YOU HEAR THUNDER?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET THE RAIN CHECK.
HEY, WHAT'S WITH KRONK?
WHAT'S UP?
GOING SOMEWHERE?
I NEED A NEW PLACE TO LIVE.
WHOA! HOLD UP THERE,
BIG MAN.
DON'T TELL HER
YOU GOT FIRED.
HE'S RIGHT. NOBODY
NEEDS TO KNOW
ABOUT THAT.
IT'S EMBARRASSING.
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU ACTUALLY AGREE
WITH HIM?
THAT'S ABNORMAL.
THERE ARE CERTAIN
INSTANCES--RARELY--
WHEN OUR POINTS OF VIEW
HAPPEN TO COINCIDE.
CERTAIN INSTANCES
HAPPEN TO COINCIDE?
WHAT'D YOU EAT
FOR BREAKFAST, A DICTIONARY?
IT'S CALLED HAVING
A VOCABULARY.
OH, YEAH?
WELL, DEFINE THIS.
P-P-PUT THAT AWAY.
SURE, WHEN YOU PRY IT
FROM MY COLD RED HANDS.
AAH!
THAT'S RIGHT.
JUST POOF AWAY.
DON'T TELL HER YOU GOT FIRED.
UH...
I NEED A NEW PLACE TO LIVE.
YEP, YEP. SEE,
THIS BIRDIE'S GETTING
WAY TOO BIG FOR THE NEST.
TIME FOR THIS EAGLE
TO SPREAD HIS WINGS.
GOTTA FLY THE COOP.
BUT I STILL NEED
A SPOT TO LAND.
NO HOME, EH?
I KNOW
WHAT THAT'S LIKE.
BACK WHEN I GOT
THE ROYAL BOOT,
I DIDN'T HAVE
A PLACE TO LIVE EITHER.
THEN ALONG CAME PACHA,
A GUY WITH A BIG HEART
AND ROOM FOR ONE VERY
SPECIAL HOUSE GUEST.
SURE, HIS HUT
WAS NO ROYAL PALACE.
DEFINITELY NOT UP
TO ME STANDARDS.
SPACE WAS TIGHT AND
IT SMELLED ALL PEASANTY,
BUT IT WAS HOME.
SO ALL I NEED
IS TO FIND A FAMILY
LIKE PACHA'S TO TAKE ME IN.
[BIRD CAWS]
WHAT'S WITH
THE BACKPACK?
GOING SOMEWHERE?
HA HA HA!
WELCOME HOME, ROOMIE.
KRONK?
I MEANT FIND A FAMILY
LIKE PACHA'S,
NOT PACHA'S ACTUAL FAMILY.
AND NO TOUCHY.
BE NICE, KUZCO.
WE COULDN'T LET KRONK
STAY OUT IN THE COLD.
SURE YOU COULD.
HE'S A BIG BOY.
TOO BIG IF YOU ASK ME.
SORRY. TOO BAD.
NO VACANCY. ALL FULL HERE.
MOVE IT ALONG.
NO PARKING.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
HI.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT KRONK.
WE'LL FIND ROOM.
IT'LL BE NICE
TO HAVE A GUEST
WHO DOES MORE THAN
JUST TAKE UP SPACE.
KUZCO.
HEY, I DO MY PART.
REALLY? NAME
ONE THING YOU DO.
I LIVE HERE.
AND WHAT ELSE?
I DO...DLES.
DO-DLES. DOODLES.
IT'S TIME FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.
THAT'S THE PART
OF THE SHOW WHERE--
Chicha:
NO, KUZCO.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CHORES.
LIKE SWEEPING
THE HUT...
DIAPERING YUPI...
WASHING THE DISHES...
DIAPERING YUPI...
TAKING CARE
OF THE LLAMAS...
DIAPERING YUPI...AGAIN
AND AGAIN.
Kronk: ALL DONE.
[SNIFFS]
Together:
WELCOME TO OUR HOME, KRONK.
THIS IS GETTING
WAY OUT OF HAND.
KRONK'S GONNA
CRAMP MY STYLE.
LOOK AT ME. I'M A
STYLE-CRAMPING DEVIL.
HORNS. POINTY TAIL.
IF HE MOVES IN,
SOMEONE'S GONNA
HAVE TO MOVE DOWN
TO THE BASEMENT,
AND THAT SOMEONE'S
NOT GONNA BE ME.
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME
NOW, WHOMPY.
HMM. LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON
THE OLD TO DO LIST.
"COMPLAIN ABOUT KUZCO.
COME UP WITH
A BRILLIANT SCHEME.
"COMPLAIN ABOUT KUZCO.
SCHEDULE CHIN WAX.
"COMPLAIN ABOUT KUZCO.
LABEL POTIONS.
COMPLAIN ABOUT KUZCO.
HAVE A COFFEE
AND A CINNAMON TWIST."
YOU KNOW, I DO FEEL
A LITTLE PIGGISH.
KRONK, SNACK TIME!
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I FIRED HIM.
NO MATTER. I CAN MAKE SNACKS
BY MYSELF.
AND I CAN GET RID
OF KUZCO BY MYSELF, TOO.
Kuzco:
HEY, NO SNEAKY-PEEK.
WE HAVEN'T CAUGHT UP
TO THIS YET.
I PROMISE THIS'LL
HAPPEN, BUT LATER.
LIKE LATER LATER.
AFTER WE FADE OUT
AND FADE BACK IN.
FADEY, FADEY, FADEY.
CHACA, TIPO,
RISE AND SHINE.
TIME TO GET READY
FOR SCH--AAH!
PACHA, THE KIDS ARE MISSING!
SETTLE DOWN, DEAR.
THEY'RE FINE.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO STEAL
YOUR THUNDER, CHICHA,
BUT I ALREADY
WRANGLED THE TEAM,
PACKED
THEIR LUNCHES, TOO--
COLD CUT SANDWICH
ON A FRENCH ROLL,
SIDE OF RAISINS,
100% FRUIT JUICE BLEND,
A COUPLE KUZ COOKIES
FOR DESSERT,
AND A BANANA.
PLUS I DOUBLE CHECKED
THEIR HOMEWORK.
MADE A FEW CORRECTIONS.
IT'S NEVER GOOD
TO JOIN INDEPENDENT CLAUSES
WITH A COMMA, YOU KNOW.
OH, ALSO,
I DID ALL THE CHORES,
INCLUDING FLOSSING
EVERYONE'S TEETH.
AND I EVEN GOT KUZCO
OUT OF BED.
5 HOURS TOO EARLY.
KRONK,
YOU'RE AMAZING.
OH, JUST PITCHING IN TO HELP.
DON'T BE SILLY.
YOU'VE DONE EVERYTHING
AND MORE.
OH, I GET IT.
YOU MEAN MORE THAN KUZCO
HAS EVER DONE.
WHICH IS NOTHING.
AT ALL.
AW, DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
THIS IS ONLY KRONK'S
SECOND DAY HERE.
YOU REMEMBER YOURS,
DON'T YOU?
YO, IT'S DAY 2.
KEEP THE PIZZAS COMING.
I SAY LET'S TREAT KRONK
THE WAY YOU WERE TREATED:
WITH COMPASSION
AND SYMPATHY.
[THINKING] UH-HUH.
COMPASSION. SYMPATHY.
BLAH BLAH BLABBITY BLAH.
KRONK IS THIS
AND KRONK IS THAT.
ANYTHING KUZCO CAN DO,
KRONK CAN DO
A GAZILLION TIMES BETTER.
THE BROOM IS HIS BEST FRIEND.
HE HAS A FAVORITE DISH RAG.
AN APRON FOR EVERY DAY
OF THE WEEK.
HE'S A HANDY-DANDY MAN.
EVERYBODY LOVES KRONK.
YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO THAT?
EITHER KRONK GOES
OR I GO.
KUZCO,
LISTEN TO YOURSELF.
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE
A BIG BABY.
YOU'RE WAY OUT
OF LINE ON THIS ONE.
I KNOW. I'M WAY OUT,
KRONK'S WAY IN.
WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE ALL
HAPPY WITH EACH OTHER. BYE.
OH, NO.
MAYBE I AM PUSHING KUZCO OUT
OF HOUSE AND HOME...AND HUT.
HEY, PAL, IF EMPEROR BOY
AIN'T PULLING HIS WEIGHT,
TOO BAD FOR HIM.
THINGS ARE TOUGH ALL OVER.
SIT OUT. KUZCO
HAS FEELINGS, TOO.
SHOW A LITTLE
COMPASSION.
OH, BROTHER!
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
HE'S EVIL.
I'M EVIL? WHO HAS HORNS
AND A PITCHFORK?
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE YOUR MAMA!
NO, YOUR MAMA!
YEAH, THIS IS YOUR ANGEL.
OH, RICH!
RICH!
OH, THIS IS TAKING FOREVER.
WITHOUT LABELS, ALL
THESE POTIONS LOOK ALIKE.
OH, SO THAT'S WHERE
THE TURTLE POTION WAS.
PATIENCE, PATIENCE.
I'LL GET THE ANTIDOTE.
JUST SIT TIGHT.
AAH!
OH, THAT'S NOT IT.
NOT IT.
NOT IT. NOT IT.
NOT IT!
[ROARING]
[ROARING]
OK, OK.
THAT WAS CLOSE.
MAYBE I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING
BY MYSELF.
[ROARING]
I NEED HELP!
[ROARING]
KRONK.
QUICK! TO THE SECRET LAB!
[ROARING]
OOPS. I MEANT
TO THE VILLAGE!
YOU KNOW, KUZCO, SOMETHING'S
BEEN BOTHERING ME.
ME, TOO. YOU.
YEAH, WELL, YOU SEE,
THE TRUTH IS
I DIDN'T REALLY LEAVE HOME.
JUST BEEN TOO ASHAMED
TO ADMIT THAT I, UH...
I GOT FIRED.
YOU MEAN FROM
YOUR JOB WITH YZMA?
I, UH, I DON'T WORK
FOR YZMA.
OK, THEN TELL ME MORE
ABOUT THE JOB
YOU GOT FIRED FROM
THAT'S NOT WITH YZMA.
AS IF I CARE.
IT ALL STARTED WHEN--
HEY, YOU GOING SOMEWHERE?
YEAH. I NEED
A NEW PLACE TO LIVE.
WELL, THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR.
DID YOU GET FIRED?
MIGHT AS WELL HAVE,
RIGHT, WHOMPY?
[SQUEAK, SQUEAK]
SEE? EVEN WHOMPY
THINKS SO.
YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T GO.
I SHOULD GO.
NO, ME AND WHOMPY,
GOING.
NO, WHOMPY STAY.
UH-UH. WE'RE GOING.
STAY.
GO.
GO.
STAY.
STAY! AAH!
AAH!
WHOA!
OH, LOOKS LIKE
A BARREL OF FUN.
KRONK, DARLING. I'VE HAD
A CHANGE OF HEART, AND--
NO, THAT'S TOO FORMAL.
[CLEARS THROAT]
SORRY, KRONKY--
Kronk: AAH!
WHOA!
[CRASHING]
WHOA!
AAH! GET OUT OF
THE GIRLS' LAVATORY!
AAH! WHOA!
WHOA!
OH! WHOA! OH!
OH! OH! OH! OH!
WHAA!
AAH!
Kuzco:
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME.
UH-HUH.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
I WISH IT WERE.
BUT YOU DIDN'T SEE
WHAT HAPPENED.
WE DIDN'T HAVE TO.
WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
YOU GOT RID OF KRONK.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
WELL, THEN WHO SAID
"EITHER KRONK GOES
OR I GO?"
I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY.
AND KRONK JUST HAPPENED
TO FALL INTO A BARREL.
YEAH, IT JUST HAPPENED.
SO WHAT'S GONNA
"JUST HAPPEN" NEXT?
UM...THIS?
NO, NO, NO, NO. THAT'S
NOT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
THAT STUFF'S HAPPENING,
BUT LATER, OK?
LATER, LATE LATE LATER.
Kuzco: LOOK AT ME.
PATHETIC, HUH?
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, TEAR.
OK, OK, I'VE BEATEN MYSELF UP
ENOUGH ALREADY.
BESIDES, YOU GUYS
ARE WITNESSES.
YOU KNOW I DIDN'T PUSH KRONK
IN THAT BARREL.
WAS IT AN ACCIDENT?
OR WAS IT ACCIDENTALLY
ON PURPOSE?
EH EH EH. NO TOUCHY.
GO BOTHER KRONK.
WELL, WE COULD,
BUT WE DON'T KNOW
WHERE HE IS
'CAUSE YOU
WASHED HIM AWAY!
WHICH WAS TOTALLY WICKED.
KUDOS ON ELIMINATING
THE COMPETITION.
IGNORE HIM.
THINK ABOUT KRONK.
HE'S YOUR FRIEND
AND NOW HE'S
OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.
HE NEEDS YOUR HELP.
OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
THIS TWERP COULDN'T HELP ANYONE.
AH, GOT A POINT.
KUZCO ISN'T EXACTLY
A, UH, GO TO GUY.
UH, HELLO. I'M RIGHT HERE.
WHOOPSY.
GOTTA GO.
SO KRONK FELL
INTO THE BARREL?
YEAH, AND THEN WHAM,
ROLLED DOWN THE HILL.
HE COULD BE ANYWHERE.
HOW AM I GONNA FIND HIM?
ASSUMING YOU WANT
TO FIND HIM.
[GASP] YOU REALLY THINK
I'D DO THAT TO KRONK
JUST BECAUSE PACHA AND CHICHA
TREAT HIM BETTER?
THEY TREAT YOU AND KRONK
THE SAME.
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE
IS KRONK APPRECIATES
THEIR KINDNESS
AND WORKS HARD
TO PAY THEM BACK.
WHILE I'M JUST A LAZY JERK.
I WAS ONLY GONNA SAY
WHEREAS YOU DON'T,
BUT BONUS POINTS
FOR THINKING AHEAD.
THIS IS AWFUL.
I GOTTA MAKE THINGS RIGHT
WITH KRONK.
BUT HOW AM I GONNA FIND HIM?
CALM DOWN,
MR. MELODRAMA.
I HAVE AN IDEA.
MORE FUN THAN
A BARREL OF MONKEYS.
LOUSY HILL TOP VILLAGE.
NOW WHERE'S KRONK?
[MEEP MEEP]
WHOA!
AAH! WHOA!
OK, COULD HAVE DONE
WITHOUT ALL THAT.
KRONK!
IS THAT REALLY YOU?
WELCOME TO CAMP KRONK.
[SQUAWKING]
SQUAWKY SQUAWA
SQUAWK SCREECH.
TOUCKY JUST WANTED TO KNOW
IF YOU WERE FRIEND OR FOE.
I SAID FRIEND, OF COURSE.
YOU SPEAK TOUCAN?
OH, YOU BET.
AS A JUNIOR CHIPMUNK,
I'M REQUIRED TO BE FLUENT IN
ALL THE WOODLAND CREATURES.
CAN YOU SPEAK
THREE-CAN AND FOUR-CAN?
RAAR!
TOUCKY DIDN'T THINK
THAT WAS FUNNY.
LOOK, KRONK, I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE WHOLE
BARREL THING.
HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I KNOW IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE.
ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.
YOU'LL WANT THIS.
AW, YOU'RE THE BEST.
HA HA HA HA.
WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOUR NO TOUCHY RULE?
RIGHT.
STAY BACK. HANDS OFF.
NO TOUCHY.
OK. LET'S GET MOVING.
WE GOTTA GET BACK HOME
SO YOU CAN EXPLAIN IT
TO EVERYBODY.
I DIDN'T BUMP YOU OFF.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
THEN IT'S THE
EVERYBODY LOVES KUZCO,
HAPPY DANCE
GOOD TIME HOUR.
I'M NOT GOING BACK.
THERE'S NOTHING THERE
FOR ME ANYMORE.
WAIT. THAT SOUNDS
FAMILIAR...
KINDA.
EH, NOT REALLY.
BUT IT HAS SOMETHING
TO DO WITH YOU
AND NOT SOMETHING
WITH YZMA, RIGHT?
LET'S JUST SAY
I WORKED MY FINGERS
TO THE BONE
FOR A WRINKLY PERSON,
BUT IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
I WORKED HARD
FOR PACHA'S FAMILY, TOO,
BUT THAT ONLY CAUSED PROBLEMS
BETWEEN ME AND YOU,
SO I'VE DECIDED
THAT IT'S BEST
IF I LIVE THE REST
OF MY LIFE OUT HERE.
EWW. IN THE UNTAMED
WILDERNESS?
YEAH.
UNTAMED.
WOW. YOU REALLY
WENT ALL OUT.
MUST HAVE BEEN A LOT
OF--I HATE THIS WORD--
WORK.
AW, IT'S EASY.
WAIT. IT WAS HARD.
IN FACT, IT WAS A LOT
OF HARD WORK.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I ENJOY HARD WORK.
THAT'S JUST ME.
I CAN'T HELP IT.
I SEE A JOB TO DO, I DO IT.
IT'S WHAT I DO.
I CAN'T WORK ANY HARDER.
YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE
ALWAYS WORKING AT
THE TOP OF YOUR GAME.
YEAH. AND IF YZMA--
YOU MEAN WRINKLY PERSON.
RIGHT. AND IF WRINKLY PERSON
CAN'T APPRECIATE THAT,
THAT'S HER PROBLEM,
NOT MINE.
GO, KRONK, GO.
FIND YZMA.
OR WHATEVER
THE WRINKLY PERSON'S
NAME IS.
STICK UP FOR YOURSELF.
TELL IT TO HER FACE.
MAYBE NOT THAT FACE.
I HEAR YOU, KUZCO.
I'M GONNA DO IT.
FAREWELL,
MY JUNGLE BRETHREN.
CHIRPTY CHIRP,
SQUAWK AND SCREECH,
HO HO HO,
TICK TOCKETY DOO.
[ANIMALS SCREECH AND SQUAWK]
WHAT? WHAT'S THAT?
THERE'S A SHORTCUT?
3 MILES PAST THE BUG
AND THE MONKEY.
THANKS.
LET'S GO.
I GOT A FACE TO FACE.
AACH! ALL I DID WAS ASK
MELINA WHERE KRONK WENT.
NEXT THING I KNOW,
I'M ROLLING IN A BARREL.
NOW I'M STUCK
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH A BUNCH
OF STUPID ANIMALS.
SMELLY ANIMALS.
UGLY ANIMALS.
[GROWLING]
[GROWLING]
OOPS.
[SNARLING AND GROWLING]
YOU'RE SURE
YOU CAN FIX WHOMPY?
HA HA. JUST NEEDS
A FEW STITCHES.
MAYBE SOME BAGTAG
TO SECURE THE THREAD.
ADD SOME STRENGTH
TO THE SEAMS.
WOW. YOU REALLY DO
POUR 100% INTO
EVERY EFFORT.
THAT'S ME.
[SNARLING AND GROWLING]
WHOA. SOUNDS LIKE
AN ANGRY RAMPAGE
OF ANGRY ANIMALS.
ANGRY.
WHICH MEANS
ONLY ONE THING--
RUN!
RUNNING ONLY MAKES 'EM MADDER.
[MOANING AND COUGHING]
OH, KRONK.
THANK GOODNESS.
I'M SORRY.
I MUST HAVE BEEN
OUT OF MY MIND
TO FIRE YOU.
I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN,
ALL YOUR PLANS FAIL
BECAUSE OF ME.
NO, NO. IT'S NOT TRUE.
YEAH, BUT AS
YOU SAID BEFORE,
ALL MY PLANS
END THE SAME: FAILURE!
BECAUSE OF YOU!
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.
OH, KRONK,
FORGET WHAT I SAID.
LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING.
AND WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING IS?
PRETTY PLEASE COME BACK?
NOPE. NOPE.
WITH MY SKILLS
AND WORK ETHIC,
IT'S A SELLER'S MARKET.
I CAN LAND A BETTER
EVIL HENCHMAN GIG.
WHAT? WHO FILLED YOUR HEAD
WITH THIS NONSENSE?
SOMEONE WHO TURNED OUT
TO BE A GREATER FRIEND
THAN I EVER EXPECTED.
AND IT'S NOT NONSENSE!
IT'S TRUE!
HEY, YOU WANT ME BACK,
YOU GOTTA MAKE IT
WORTH MY WHILE.
FINE. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
UH...
A BIGGER ALLOWANCE?
DONE.
AND A NEW
POTATO SMASHER,
A BOWL SCRAPER, AND
A JUMBO VEGGIE STEAMER.
I'LL EVEN THROW IN
A FLEXIBLE SPATULA.
DEAL. BUT IF YOU
EVER FIRE ME AGAIN,
MAKE SURE
IT'S FOR SOMETHING
I ACTUALLY DO WRONG.
I PROMISE.
NOW PLEASE...
SAVE ME FROM
THOSE WRETCHED BEASTS!
[SNARLING AND GROWLING]
CHITTER CHATTER
SQUICK AND SQUICKETY
SQUICKY COO COO COO!
WHAT IN THE WORLD
DID YOU SAY?
I TOLD THEM
TO COOL THEIR JETS.
KUZCO, YOU CAN
STOP RUNNING NOW.
I GUESS HE CAN'T HEAR ME.
Kuzco:
COME ON, ADMIT IT.
DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER NOW
YOU KNOW I'M NOT REALLY
IN ANY DANGER?
OOH. WASN'T EXPECTING THAT.
KRONK MOVED IN
TO OUR HILLTOP HOUSE...
KUZCO THOUGHT KRONK
WAS A LOUSE.
DOING THEM CHORES
AND HELPING OUT...
HOW MANY TIMES
DID KUZCO SHOUT?
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