The Day of Becoming You (2021): Season 1, Episode 5 - Episode #1.5 - full transcript
[English subtitles are available]
♫ How far should the moon hide itself ♫
♫ To finally ♫
♫ Appear lonely no more ♫
♫ Brightening the
undertones of the night ♫
♫ To realize ♫
♫ That star's keeping me company ♫
♫ While I'm becoming you ♫
♫ To share your burdens ♫
♫ To be the whisperer ♫
♫ In your body ♫
♫ An exchange of pleasure,
anger, sorrow, joy ♫
♫ Being by your side through the days ♫
♫ Hence you smiled, so I ♫
♫ Descended in haste ♫
♫ From the skies ♫
♫ Putting on your shell ♫
♫ Putting aside time and space ♫
♫ To be the whisperer ♫
♫ In your body ♫
♫ To go through ups and downs together ♫
♫ To live our days together ♫
♫ Hence you smiled, so I ♫
♫ Descended in haste ♫
♫ From the skies ♫
[The Day of Becoming You]
[Episode 5]
You and Shu Yi are only good friend.
Okay.
Let me remind you.
This good friend of yours
is a fishery manager.
Manager?
What do you mean?
A fishery manager
is in charge of fish-farming.
Having many targets, casting the net,
feeding fishes
like you guys
and you will all get frisky.
She focuses on training
those with good
popularity and status,
she feeds them more
and she'll pick the most juicy one
and eat it at last.
You treat her as your good friend.
But this good friend of yours
has a lot of good friends.
You're a girl too.
Why do you
maliciously speculate
on the other girl?
Do you know her?
I don't maliciously speculate on her.
I have proof.
The first proof.
Right, Yi,
the demo you sent me last time
is really great.
Every word in the lyrics
hits my heart.
She tries to build connection
with the other parties
and praise the things
they care about.
This can buy her some goodwill
and increase invisible intimacy as well.
Shu Yi is not praising me.
It's true that
I'm talented.
Look at you, you're being clumsy.
It's not applied accurately.
Second proof,
she makes the boys
think that they are special to her
and makes them
imagine things
through natural and close
physical contact with them.
It's normal
to have this level of physical contact
with friends.
Third proof,
she never managed
two fishes at the same time.
She shares the same towel
with our Shu Shu
when you're not around, man!
It's too intimate.
Obviously, she did it purposely.
Shu Yi's always been
a carefree person.
If she was carefree,
she wouldn't have
pretended to be a tough girl,
only in front of the camera.
She is real smart.
She knew she won't
be assaulted because of
having physical contact
in this way and
this will gain the fans' favour.
The truth is hidden in these details.
Why can't you see it?
Xu Shu Yi, she is...
Enough!
I don't wish to hear words of
discrediting Shu Yi from my lips.
I already showed
you many evidences.
How am I discrediting her?
Am I this untrustworthy?
Entertainment reporters like you
are good to make things up.
Stop there!
I warn you.
I don't wish to hear you say words
of discrediting
entertainment reporters from my lips.
What's wrong with being
an entertainment reporter?
Which stars can live
without the entertainment reporters?
Okay.
You look down on
an entertainment reporter, right?
I'll bet on
the dignity of an entertainment reporter
and tell you
that you, Jiang Yi,
are one of the fishes in Xu Shu Yi's
fishery.
Don't think that you're special.
Sheng Sheng, it's time for admission.
Is that your friend?
[I've finished recording, it's exhausted.
You need to pay me.]
[There's no pay for public
service advertisement.]
[Use the smile of finless
porpoise to thank you. ]
[Okay, it's acceptable.
What are you doing?]
[Shen Po Qing invites me
to "Super Fun Weekend".]
[I'm waiting for admission.]
[Meet you at the small gate
on the west side of first floor.]
Here you go.
Our Sheng Sheng
is good at saving money for me.
We had a deal that this is my treat
and you're satisfied
by just having fried chickens.
I haven't had them in a long time,
I wish to eat them.
You don't like
Cheng Le Yi, indeed.
You didn't scream
with those girls
throughout the show.
So someone denies only in words
but the body answers honestly that
you want to hang out with me.
What did you say?
Who is the friend that
we met at the auditorium?
You've gotten in a bad mood
since you met him.
What's going on?
He's just an
ordinary friend of mine.
We had conflict.
It's nothing.
Is he your ex-boyfriend?
Of course not.
That's good.
It's inevitable
about quarrelling with friends.
Don't mind him.
Try this, it's delicious.
Brother Yi,
what's wrong?
Did you see those criticisms
on the internet after
checking the phone?
Sort of.
An absolute criticism.
It's real bad.
Eat some small tomatoes.
It's more depressing
to be on Taoist diet
if you gain weight.
You'll gain weight with
drinking cold water when
you're going to gain weight.
The louder they curses on the internet,
the darker their real life is.
If these trolls
live a comfortable life,
they wouldn't have to
find their presence by
being trolls on the internet.
Brother Yi, you should
learn this from me.
Relax,
hold it and don't read them.
Is it possible?
That's amazing.
If you can't hold it,
just create another account
and fire back.
[We just finished recording.]
[Babies in the audience
were very enthusiastic.]
[Be safe on the way home.]
[Don't make me worry.]
[I wish to swing on brother's]
[eyelashes.]
[You look cute in a simple shot.]
[Brother, I like it.]
[Le Yi is so sweet.]
[He's so ugly.]
[Why did he act cute
with that kind of look?]
[I suggest you to reincarnate.]
I...
You're ugly, so is
your whole family.
[So this is the legendary
devil with an angelic face.]
Stupid trolls,
why do I have to put up with him?
Making myself feel
good is what matters.
[Oh my god!]
[He's brutal but cute.]
[Le Yi,]
[mother loves you!]
Brother Yi,
you need to learn more from me.
Or you can look at
the things you like.
It's very healing.
[I can't do this.]
[He's too cute.]
[I'm having a heart attack.]
Thanks for today.
The supper you want.
Goodbye.
Hold on.
Anything else?
Sheng Sheng,
I understand
it's hard for you
to see me as
your boyfriend
at the moment.
But I hope that you could consider it.
Tell me the answer.
It's useless to say this to me now.
You don't have to
reject me so soon.
I don't mean that.
I can't give you
the answer now.
I might be able to answer you afterwards.
Because I can't
decide for myself of tomorrow.
Do you understand?
I understand.
Are you sure?
I've been waiting for so long.
I don't mind to wait a few more days.
Hold on.
This is for you.
I'll wait for you.
Then just wait.
Thank you.
[He still hasn't apologize to me]
[yet he's angry,]
[what's wrong with him?]
I'm really not comfortable with this.
Are you silly?
Are you blind?
You even look down on me!
Isn't
an entertainment reporter a reporter?
They bring happiness
to everyone as well.
I'll unmask you
and take you to death
when I'm back.
[Maybe]
[I can take a nude photo to threaten him.]
[Calm down, calm down.]
Didn't he say he doesn't
accept gifts from fans?
Why didn't he open them?
[Yi,]
[happy 26th birthday.]
[Don't forget to eat
even if you're busy.]
[I saw you guys release a new album.]
[It's great.]
[Congratulations!]
[From mother.]
[Yi,]
[you're an adult now
as you turn 18.]
[You might gradually go through]
[a lot in the future.]
[You need to do your best]
[and take care of yourself.]
[I love you.]
[It's Jiang Yi's father.]
[Yi, it's urgent.]
[Quickly answer my call!]
Hello.
Yi,
how do you feel after taking rest?
I'm fine.
[That's great.]
[I tell you what.]
The elderly in your aunt's house is sick.
We have to return to
the hometown for a few days.
No one takes care of Mo Mo.
I want to send her to
your place for a few days.
[You have many assistants]
[and Mo Mo is well-behaved.]
I...
[I really have no choice.]
Mo Mo insists to go to your place.
She won't trouble you.
Or I'll find Jiang Da Chuan
to settle this.
No need for that.
Okay, just send her over.
I told you.
Yi won't leave
his own little sister alone.
Okay.
That's great.
[I'll send her over in the morning
on the day after tomorrow.]
[Sorry to trouble you, Yi.]
I'm exhausted.
[I want to go home.]
[I want to go home quickly.]
[I need to return to]
[my life as soon as possible]
[and end all this mess.]
[What to do after exchanging body?]
[Electrocution, collision,
falling from heights, drowning]
[Suicide with electrocution?]
[It's ridiculous to
get into an accident.]
[Falling from heights.]
[Forget it, I'm afraid of heights.]
[Drown in the water?]
[I have nothing to lose,]
[just give it a try.]
[The probability of switching back
after drowning.]
[Nine stars alignment?]
[What to do after exchanging body?
Is it necessary to go to the hospital?]
[I'm afraid it's not
coming in this life.]
[It's better to make a
wish upon a shooting star.]
[Global warming makes
the souls restless.]
[What to do? I exchanged
my body with my boyfriend.]
[Microplastics enter
the blood circulation,]
[What to do after exchanging body?
What are the precautions?]
[making human become plastic man.]
[What the hell is all this?]
[Forget it.]
[Let's browse Weibo]
[and loosen up.]
[Just create an alternate account.]
[Jiang Yi has an alt account!]
[You don't know her.]
[Don't]
[insult a girl like this.]
[Internet is not a lawless region.]
[Please beware of your word and act.]
[You should have mother even if]
[you don't have sisters.]
[Do your mother]
[know you hate women?]
[It's just that they have bad taste.]
[You're beautiful.]
[Xu Shu Yi, you're amazing.]
[Don't listen to what others said.]
[You can do it.]
[A fishery manager]
[is in charge of fish-farming.]
[Having many targets, casting the net,]
[feeding fishes]
[like you guys]
[and you will all get frisky.]
[She focuses on training]
[those with good]
[popularity and status,]
[she feeds them more]
[and she'll pick the most juicy one]
[and eat it at last.]
[You treat her as your good friend.]
[But this good friend of yours]
[has a lot of good friends.]
[Okay.]
[You look down on
an entertainment reporter, right?]
[I'll bet one]
[the dignity of an entertainment reporter]
[and tell you]
[that you, Jiang Yi,]
[are one of the fishes in Xu Shu Yi's]
[fishery.]
[Don't think that you're special.]
[I see.]
[He is very fond of Xu Shu Yi.]
[I already showed you]
[many evidences.]
[How am I discrediting her?]
[Am I this untrustworthy?]
[Entertainment reporters like you]
[are good to make things up.]
[I warn you.]
[I don't wish to hear you say words]
[of discrediting]
[entertainment reporters from my lips.]
[What's wrong with being
an entertainment reporter?]
[Which stars can live]
[without the entertainment reporters?]
[Are you asleep?]
[No.]
[What about you?]
[Come down.]
Why do you come at this
late hour?
I miss my home.
Your parents are asleep.
Do you want to come up
and wake them up to
take a photo with you?
Don't do it.
Or they would think
I'm in a relationship.
Did
my parents sense anything?
No.
Are you their child?
They didn't even know you get switched.
Jia Shu, Le Yi and Jiang Da Chuan
didn't notice
you get switched as well.
This is normal.
Who would think about this?
Do your fans know
you're snarky?
Tong Hua likes you being
humble, luxurious and insightful.
You're going to lose fans.
It's true that only you know this.
I apologize
for what happened today.
I said the wrong thing.
I shouldn't have said that to you.
I didn't despise
entertainment reporters.
I know there's no
disinformation and fake news
on the official account
that you and Tong Hua created.
Actually,
I should apologize too.
I shouldn't have
spoken ill of Xu Shu Yi in front of you.
After all,
you treat her as your friend.
It's fine.
You don't know her after all.
She is carefree and simple-minded.
Eat it, it'll get oily
if you don't eat it.
Get oily?
Since I'm
a bit special,
then can I know
your little secret?
Go ahead.
Why don't you
get along with our Shu Shu?
No such thing.
But you guys
don't talk much.
Yes.
We don't talk much personally.
Isn't that not getting along?
No.
We have nothing to talk
as our personalities are different.
I got it.
You two are like
an arranged marriage by the parents.
The life is tolerable
as you live together
for a long time but you're not soulmates.
This metaphor of yours
sounds a bit strange.
It's fine as long as it's right.
But our Shu Shu
is cute and nice,
you should be more
initiative and talk to him.
He's probably being shy.
I don't think he's being shy.
And
don't always send me
your candid snapshots of him.
I sent them to myself.
Just save them,
none of your business.
Do you ask me these
to write on the official account?
Who do you think I am?
Then who was the one
pretending to be my fan
on my birthday party?
I...
It's sour.
So sour.
There are many mosquitoes
on such windy day.
You came home late.
Where have you been?
I went to meet a friend.
It's rare that you have friend.
Jia Shu.
What?
Just say it.
My mask is drying.
Are you still mad?
I am.
I don't want to talk to you.
In today's meeting,
I would first like to praise
team of
Culture and Entertainment Detective.
You've done a great job
on the exclusive interview
with Jiang Yi last week.
You uncovered
many interesting stuffs.
It's been read by
more than 300,000 people.
It's forwarded by Big V bloggers
and it's trending on Weibo.
Come, let's give them
a round of applause.
Thank you.
It's mainly because
Jiang Yi is influential.
We have to continue to work hard.
Yes, you're lucky.
You've got the advantage.
Right,
being lucky
is a part of our strength too.
Hope that you have good luck
and don't lose fans again.
Quickly catch up with our team.
So that it won't seem like
we're showing off
when we're talking about
the advertising revenue
during meeting afterwards.
Am I right,
Yu Sheng Sheng, the big detective?
Anyway, you did a great job.
Impressive!
Okay, cut to the chase.
Talk about the topic
you choose for next week.
Start from Zhang Zhi Xiao.
Apart from the daily hot topic,
we don't have any
special topic,
they are all regular tweets.
Just that Yu Sheng Sheng and Tong Hua
can interview
an advanced start like Jiang Yi,
this makes me curious
if there's any amazing
topic arrangement that you have.
We'll keep focusing on the hot topics
and some regular tweets on next week.
And we'll follow up the news about
Zhang Xiao Quan having an affair.
Zhang Xiao Quan?
Zhang Xiao Quan is a recognized player,
there're clear shots about it too.
This is
not a fresh news,
the readers are tired of reading it.
And you're planning
to write a series for him.
Who would want to read it?
Do you guys want to read it?
It seems to be boring.
We think something is fishy
in this case of Zhang Xiao Quan
having an affair.
So you guys really plan to
investigate this case?
It's a bit risky.
That'll be awful if it's
seen as an article
which Zhang Xiao Quan
spends money to whiten himself.
Write it out for me.
What about Peng Ke's team?
We're going to take fans
to the roadside movie preview,
interview the creator and
follow up an issue of movie review.
Are Gao Xuan and Zhou Xi Zhe going?
They look great together.
You ask them
if they are together.
Aren't they already married?
We were going to keep it
as a secret for one of
our topics in next week.
Why did you spill the beans?
Where are you going?
I'm not feeling well.
I've taken the day off to go home.
Sit down.
Let me ask you.
How did you know
about the marriage
of Gao Xuan and Zhou Xi Zhe?
[Because I gave them wedding gift.]
I heard it from friend.
Which friend?
Do you have evidence?
I do.
But I wish to go back and rest.
Are you up to something recently?
No.
When are you going
to move back home?
It's inconvenient for you to come to work.
After a few days.
You must tell me if anything
makes you unhappy.
Don't keep it inside.
Don't stress yourself out.
You have me.
Get some rest.
Go back.
Bye bye.
Does Yu Sheng Sheng
hook up with
some big shot lately?
I guess
she rides one's coattails.
Can't a big star
have concept of time?
Didn't I go on meeting for you?
The traffic is a bit congested today.
I'll pull you up.
Don't you think it's like Korean drama?
My legs are numb.
My legs are numb.
My legs are numb.
We don't
have to post strange
gesture today, right?
But physical contact
is still needed, right?
It's so small.
I mean your hand.
It's your hand.
Right.
Do you feel anything?
Now, I feel
a bit cold.
Are we going to switch back?
You're standing under an air conditioner.
Then how do you feel?
I feel nothing.
Thunderstorm, elevator,
physical contact.
These conditions are met.
Except that the elevator didn't fall.
This is an unexpected condition.
We can't fulfil that.
The falling of the elevator
is a kind of strong stimulation.
We might need this kind of
weightlessness
or terror,
trepidation,
thrill and so forth.
I've got an idea.
Tell me.
Give me the umbrella.
This looks like poster colour.
Right, and this colour...
Thank you.
You're welcome.
We've finally switched back.
My C cup.
What is there to be embarrassed about?
It's not like
you've never touched it before.
Can you be conscious
of your image in the public area?
It's great, Jiang Yi!
It's great!
We've finally switched back.
Thank goodness!
Thanks to my father and mother!
Thanks to the elevator!
If I couldn't switch back,
I was going to die in your body.
Enough.
I won't die in your body anyway.
Jiang Yi,
let's go eat something delicious
to celebrate.
Let's go.
I'm not hungry.
Do you know how hard it was
for me to eat greens in your body?
Let's go.
You won't gain weight by having a meal.
Cheers!
This is to celebrate
we spent time together
on a magical journey
which is unbelievable.
True.
No one would believe us if we say it.
Moreover,
there's no privacy
between both of us.
Human is a kind of
creature which has strong adaptability.
I've gotten used to
the way I bath
and use the bathroom.
I'm not used to it.
Don't you have fun
on experiencing other's life?
I don't.
You're right.
My house is small
and my parents are always nagging.
I didn't mean that.
Your parents are nice
and your father is a good cook.
Just that it's hard for me,
as a man,
to turn into a girl.
It's hard for both of us.
Congratulations
on returning to your own life.
Eat more greens.
What about you?
Do you think it's fun to turn into me?
If it was a week ago,
I would think it'd be very fun
and I'd be excited.
If I were to exchange body
with my man crush,
I'd immediately post an update
to announce
our relationship by using his Weibo.
You can use my Weibo
to post an update
and tag you and Jia Shu
to congratulate you two on tying the knot.
That's why
self-fulfilling can only
rely on imagination.
If we indulge ourselves in reality,
we'll end up getting ourselves killed
and getting ripped to pieces by fans.
It's true.
Greedy people
never end well.
And
why am I afraid of meeting
other people?
I don't know what to say.
It's inappropriate
to say nothing.
Just like playing Minesweeper,
I don't know if I said anything wrong.
I'm frightened in every minute.
Don't you think so?
I think I'm doing fine,
I can handle it.
You're a great actor.
The mental quality of a big star
is amazing.
Does it have anything to do
with my acting skill?
Mainly because
it's really easy to live
with your parents.
Like you just have to
listen to your mother's chatter
and not to contradict her.
Your father
just have to prepare the meal.
It's really happy to have
a family like this.
Brother,
we are basically the closest person
to each other now.
Rest assured.
We can share the same father
and mother.
My house is yours.
We can be friends.
I'm relying on you
to cover me in the future.
Let go.
The more friends you have,
the more options you have.
I, Yu Sheng Sheng,
am your spokesman.
Do you still remember
what I said in the elevator?
Which one do you mean?
I said
let's
not meet again.
I remember.
That's what I think now.
After this meal,
we're going back
to our separate lives.
You'll be an entertainment reporter
and I'll be an artist.
But I'll provide one week's warranty
for this exchange.
So I'll cooperate with you
to write the topic for next week.
As expected from the best idol.
Come, here's another toast for you.
As expected from
a temporizing social man.
I'm flattered.
Eat more.
Thank you.
Come, a date for you.
Father, mother, I'm back!
Mother, father,
I miss you guys so much.
Did you drink?
You...
Why did you drink this much?
Mother, just scold me.
Are you drunk, kid?
I'm not drunk!
I just drank a little.
A little?
You even talk nonsense.
Mother, let me ask you guys.
Do you like the Yu Sheng Sheng
who's quiet and
well-behaved during the daytime
or
the Yu Sheng Sheng
who's frisky at night?
I like
the Yu Sheng Sheng
who stays away from me.
You...
Enough.
Go wash up now.
Yes, mother!
Why don't you go and take a look?
She's going crazy.
I love you!
That's more like it.
Come on in.
Shoes.
Socks.
Here he goes again.
I saw your mental status were good
on the public service
advertisements yesterday.
You have no idea
how scared I was in these few days.
I thought
you have some mental issues.
So I went to consult the doctor.
But the doctor said
he can only determine
after seeing the patient.
I'm relieved after seeing you like this.
What are you looking for?
Walnut.
Walnut?
Yes, the one I use every day.
Where did she put it?
She?
I mean me.
Didn't you crack that walnut?
Crack?
Yes.
Door.
"Snap".
No.
Why?
How would I know why?
You personally
cracked it here
in front of me and Le Yi on that day
and looked for the walnut kernel.
Really?
Door.
"Snap".
Let's give you a name.
Friend Jiang.
He deleted all chat histories on WeChat.
He guards me to this extent.
♫ The night is used to
the pitch-black darkness ♫
♫ It never thought that it'd someday ♫
♫ Cross paths with brightness ♫
♫ The shooting star
must be missing someone ♫
♫ To be diving hard without hesitation ♫
♫ Towards a better tomorrow
in brave pursuit ♫
♫ If it's possible for love ♫
♫ To be present in this dull life ♫
♫ Like the stars in the night ♫
♫ Considered whole
only after they've shone ♫
♫ If your destiny is wounded ♫
♫ Time is the best testament ♫
♫ To this journey ♫
♫ Oh loving you, loving you ♫
♫ My soul ♫
♫ Through my ups and downs ♫
♫ I get used to ♫
♫ Having you by my side ♫
♫ Understanding each other's
heart is just so precious ♫
♫ Don't need to speak or
beat around the bush ♫
♫ I always get a glimpse of your world ♫
♫ If it's possible for love ♫
♫ To be present in this dull life ♫
♫ Like the stars in the night ♫
♫ Considered whole
only after they've shone ♫
♫ If your destiny is wounded ♫
♫ Time is the best testament ♫
♫ To this journey ♫
♫ Oh loving you, loving you ♫
♫ My soul ♫
♫ When you left, I realized ♫
♫ Being in love brings two ♫
♫ Souls together ♫
♫ Baby, loving you is... ♫
♫ If it's possible for love ♫
♫ To be present in this dull life ♫
♫ Like the stars in the night ♫
♫ Oh loving you, loving you ♫
♫ My soul ♫
♫ Through my ups and downs ♫
♫ Gradually I mature ♫
♫ With you by my side ♫
[The right of network communication,
screening rights and broadcasting rights]
[are owned by Beijing iQIYI
Science & Technology.]
♫ How far should the moon hide itself ♫
♫ To finally ♫
♫ Appear lonely no more ♫
♫ Brightening the
undertones of the night ♫
♫ To realize ♫
♫ That star's keeping me company ♫
♫ While I'm becoming you ♫
♫ To share your burdens ♫
♫ To be the whisperer ♫
♫ In your body ♫
♫ An exchange of pleasure,
anger, sorrow, joy ♫
♫ Being by your side through the days ♫
♫ Hence you smiled, so I ♫
♫ Descended in haste ♫
♫ From the skies ♫
♫ Putting on your shell ♫
♫ Putting aside time and space ♫
♫ To be the whisperer ♫
♫ In your body ♫
♫ To go through ups and downs together ♫
♫ To live our days together ♫
♫ Hence you smiled, so I ♫
♫ Descended in haste ♫
♫ From the skies ♫
[The Day of Becoming You]
[Episode 5]
You and Shu Yi are only good friend.
Okay.
Let me remind you.
This good friend of yours
is a fishery manager.
Manager?
What do you mean?
A fishery manager
is in charge of fish-farming.
Having many targets, casting the net,
feeding fishes
like you guys
and you will all get frisky.
She focuses on training
those with good
popularity and status,
she feeds them more
and she'll pick the most juicy one
and eat it at last.
You treat her as your good friend.
But this good friend of yours
has a lot of good friends.
You're a girl too.
Why do you
maliciously speculate
on the other girl?
Do you know her?
I don't maliciously speculate on her.
I have proof.
The first proof.
Right, Yi,
the demo you sent me last time
is really great.
Every word in the lyrics
hits my heart.
She tries to build connection
with the other parties
and praise the things
they care about.
This can buy her some goodwill
and increase invisible intimacy as well.
Shu Yi is not praising me.
It's true that
I'm talented.
Look at you, you're being clumsy.
It's not applied accurately.
Second proof,
she makes the boys
think that they are special to her
and makes them
imagine things
through natural and close
physical contact with them.
It's normal
to have this level of physical contact
with friends.
Third proof,
she never managed
two fishes at the same time.
She shares the same towel
with our Shu Shu
when you're not around, man!
It's too intimate.
Obviously, she did it purposely.
Shu Yi's always been
a carefree person.
If she was carefree,
she wouldn't have
pretended to be a tough girl,
only in front of the camera.
She is real smart.
She knew she won't
be assaulted because of
having physical contact
in this way and
this will gain the fans' favour.
The truth is hidden in these details.
Why can't you see it?
Xu Shu Yi, she is...
Enough!
I don't wish to hear words of
discrediting Shu Yi from my lips.
I already showed
you many evidences.
How am I discrediting her?
Am I this untrustworthy?
Entertainment reporters like you
are good to make things up.
Stop there!
I warn you.
I don't wish to hear you say words
of discrediting
entertainment reporters from my lips.
What's wrong with being
an entertainment reporter?
Which stars can live
without the entertainment reporters?
Okay.
You look down on
an entertainment reporter, right?
I'll bet on
the dignity of an entertainment reporter
and tell you
that you, Jiang Yi,
are one of the fishes in Xu Shu Yi's
fishery.
Don't think that you're special.
Sheng Sheng, it's time for admission.
Is that your friend?
[I've finished recording, it's exhausted.
You need to pay me.]
[There's no pay for public
service advertisement.]
[Use the smile of finless
porpoise to thank you. ]
[Okay, it's acceptable.
What are you doing?]
[Shen Po Qing invites me
to "Super Fun Weekend".]
[I'm waiting for admission.]
[Meet you at the small gate
on the west side of first floor.]
Here you go.
Our Sheng Sheng
is good at saving money for me.
We had a deal that this is my treat
and you're satisfied
by just having fried chickens.
I haven't had them in a long time,
I wish to eat them.
You don't like
Cheng Le Yi, indeed.
You didn't scream
with those girls
throughout the show.
So someone denies only in words
but the body answers honestly that
you want to hang out with me.
What did you say?
Who is the friend that
we met at the auditorium?
You've gotten in a bad mood
since you met him.
What's going on?
He's just an
ordinary friend of mine.
We had conflict.
It's nothing.
Is he your ex-boyfriend?
Of course not.
That's good.
It's inevitable
about quarrelling with friends.
Don't mind him.
Try this, it's delicious.
Brother Yi,
what's wrong?
Did you see those criticisms
on the internet after
checking the phone?
Sort of.
An absolute criticism.
It's real bad.
Eat some small tomatoes.
It's more depressing
to be on Taoist diet
if you gain weight.
You'll gain weight with
drinking cold water when
you're going to gain weight.
The louder they curses on the internet,
the darker their real life is.
If these trolls
live a comfortable life,
they wouldn't have to
find their presence by
being trolls on the internet.
Brother Yi, you should
learn this from me.
Relax,
hold it and don't read them.
Is it possible?
That's amazing.
If you can't hold it,
just create another account
and fire back.
[We just finished recording.]
[Babies in the audience
were very enthusiastic.]
[Be safe on the way home.]
[Don't make me worry.]
[I wish to swing on brother's]
[eyelashes.]
[You look cute in a simple shot.]
[Brother, I like it.]
[Le Yi is so sweet.]
[He's so ugly.]
[Why did he act cute
with that kind of look?]
[I suggest you to reincarnate.]
I...
You're ugly, so is
your whole family.
[So this is the legendary
devil with an angelic face.]
Stupid trolls,
why do I have to put up with him?
Making myself feel
good is what matters.
[Oh my god!]
[He's brutal but cute.]
[Le Yi,]
[mother loves you!]
Brother Yi,
you need to learn more from me.
Or you can look at
the things you like.
It's very healing.
[I can't do this.]
[He's too cute.]
[I'm having a heart attack.]
Thanks for today.
The supper you want.
Goodbye.
Hold on.
Anything else?
Sheng Sheng,
I understand
it's hard for you
to see me as
your boyfriend
at the moment.
But I hope that you could consider it.
Tell me the answer.
It's useless to say this to me now.
You don't have to
reject me so soon.
I don't mean that.
I can't give you
the answer now.
I might be able to answer you afterwards.
Because I can't
decide for myself of tomorrow.
Do you understand?
I understand.
Are you sure?
I've been waiting for so long.
I don't mind to wait a few more days.
Hold on.
This is for you.
I'll wait for you.
Then just wait.
Thank you.
[He still hasn't apologize to me]
[yet he's angry,]
[what's wrong with him?]
I'm really not comfortable with this.
Are you silly?
Are you blind?
You even look down on me!
Isn't
an entertainment reporter a reporter?
They bring happiness
to everyone as well.
I'll unmask you
and take you to death
when I'm back.
[Maybe]
[I can take a nude photo to threaten him.]
[Calm down, calm down.]
Didn't he say he doesn't
accept gifts from fans?
Why didn't he open them?
[Yi,]
[happy 26th birthday.]
[Don't forget to eat
even if you're busy.]
[I saw you guys release a new album.]
[It's great.]
[Congratulations!]
[From mother.]
[Yi,]
[you're an adult now
as you turn 18.]
[You might gradually go through]
[a lot in the future.]
[You need to do your best]
[and take care of yourself.]
[I love you.]
[It's Jiang Yi's father.]
[Yi, it's urgent.]
[Quickly answer my call!]
Hello.
Yi,
how do you feel after taking rest?
I'm fine.
[That's great.]
[I tell you what.]
The elderly in your aunt's house is sick.
We have to return to
the hometown for a few days.
No one takes care of Mo Mo.
I want to send her to
your place for a few days.
[You have many assistants]
[and Mo Mo is well-behaved.]
I...
[I really have no choice.]
Mo Mo insists to go to your place.
She won't trouble you.
Or I'll find Jiang Da Chuan
to settle this.
No need for that.
Okay, just send her over.
I told you.
Yi won't leave
his own little sister alone.
Okay.
That's great.
[I'll send her over in the morning
on the day after tomorrow.]
[Sorry to trouble you, Yi.]
I'm exhausted.
[I want to go home.]
[I want to go home quickly.]
[I need to return to]
[my life as soon as possible]
[and end all this mess.]
[What to do after exchanging body?]
[Electrocution, collision,
falling from heights, drowning]
[Suicide with electrocution?]
[It's ridiculous to
get into an accident.]
[Falling from heights.]
[Forget it, I'm afraid of heights.]
[Drown in the water?]
[I have nothing to lose,]
[just give it a try.]
[The probability of switching back
after drowning.]
[Nine stars alignment?]
[What to do after exchanging body?
Is it necessary to go to the hospital?]
[I'm afraid it's not
coming in this life.]
[It's better to make a
wish upon a shooting star.]
[Global warming makes
the souls restless.]
[What to do? I exchanged
my body with my boyfriend.]
[Microplastics enter
the blood circulation,]
[What to do after exchanging body?
What are the precautions?]
[making human become plastic man.]
[What the hell is all this?]
[Forget it.]
[Let's browse Weibo]
[and loosen up.]
[Just create an alternate account.]
[Jiang Yi has an alt account!]
[You don't know her.]
[Don't]
[insult a girl like this.]
[Internet is not a lawless region.]
[Please beware of your word and act.]
[You should have mother even if]
[you don't have sisters.]
[Do your mother]
[know you hate women?]
[It's just that they have bad taste.]
[You're beautiful.]
[Xu Shu Yi, you're amazing.]
[Don't listen to what others said.]
[You can do it.]
[A fishery manager]
[is in charge of fish-farming.]
[Having many targets, casting the net,]
[feeding fishes]
[like you guys]
[and you will all get frisky.]
[She focuses on training]
[those with good]
[popularity and status,]
[she feeds them more]
[and she'll pick the most juicy one]
[and eat it at last.]
[You treat her as your good friend.]
[But this good friend of yours]
[has a lot of good friends.]
[Okay.]
[You look down on
an entertainment reporter, right?]
[I'll bet one]
[the dignity of an entertainment reporter]
[and tell you]
[that you, Jiang Yi,]
[are one of the fishes in Xu Shu Yi's]
[fishery.]
[Don't think that you're special.]
[I see.]
[He is very fond of Xu Shu Yi.]
[I already showed you]
[many evidences.]
[How am I discrediting her?]
[Am I this untrustworthy?]
[Entertainment reporters like you]
[are good to make things up.]
[I warn you.]
[I don't wish to hear you say words]
[of discrediting]
[entertainment reporters from my lips.]
[What's wrong with being
an entertainment reporter?]
[Which stars can live]
[without the entertainment reporters?]
[Are you asleep?]
[No.]
[What about you?]
[Come down.]
Why do you come at this
late hour?
I miss my home.
Your parents are asleep.
Do you want to come up
and wake them up to
take a photo with you?
Don't do it.
Or they would think
I'm in a relationship.
Did
my parents sense anything?
No.
Are you their child?
They didn't even know you get switched.
Jia Shu, Le Yi and Jiang Da Chuan
didn't notice
you get switched as well.
This is normal.
Who would think about this?
Do your fans know
you're snarky?
Tong Hua likes you being
humble, luxurious and insightful.
You're going to lose fans.
It's true that only you know this.
I apologize
for what happened today.
I said the wrong thing.
I shouldn't have said that to you.
I didn't despise
entertainment reporters.
I know there's no
disinformation and fake news
on the official account
that you and Tong Hua created.
Actually,
I should apologize too.
I shouldn't have
spoken ill of Xu Shu Yi in front of you.
After all,
you treat her as your friend.
It's fine.
You don't know her after all.
She is carefree and simple-minded.
Eat it, it'll get oily
if you don't eat it.
Get oily?
Since I'm
a bit special,
then can I know
your little secret?
Go ahead.
Why don't you
get along with our Shu Shu?
No such thing.
But you guys
don't talk much.
Yes.
We don't talk much personally.
Isn't that not getting along?
No.
We have nothing to talk
as our personalities are different.
I got it.
You two are like
an arranged marriage by the parents.
The life is tolerable
as you live together
for a long time but you're not soulmates.
This metaphor of yours
sounds a bit strange.
It's fine as long as it's right.
But our Shu Shu
is cute and nice,
you should be more
initiative and talk to him.
He's probably being shy.
I don't think he's being shy.
And
don't always send me
your candid snapshots of him.
I sent them to myself.
Just save them,
none of your business.
Do you ask me these
to write on the official account?
Who do you think I am?
Then who was the one
pretending to be my fan
on my birthday party?
I...
It's sour.
So sour.
There are many mosquitoes
on such windy day.
You came home late.
Where have you been?
I went to meet a friend.
It's rare that you have friend.
Jia Shu.
What?
Just say it.
My mask is drying.
Are you still mad?
I am.
I don't want to talk to you.
In today's meeting,
I would first like to praise
team of
Culture and Entertainment Detective.
You've done a great job
on the exclusive interview
with Jiang Yi last week.
You uncovered
many interesting stuffs.
It's been read by
more than 300,000 people.
It's forwarded by Big V bloggers
and it's trending on Weibo.
Come, let's give them
a round of applause.
Thank you.
It's mainly because
Jiang Yi is influential.
We have to continue to work hard.
Yes, you're lucky.
You've got the advantage.
Right,
being lucky
is a part of our strength too.
Hope that you have good luck
and don't lose fans again.
Quickly catch up with our team.
So that it won't seem like
we're showing off
when we're talking about
the advertising revenue
during meeting afterwards.
Am I right,
Yu Sheng Sheng, the big detective?
Anyway, you did a great job.
Impressive!
Okay, cut to the chase.
Talk about the topic
you choose for next week.
Start from Zhang Zhi Xiao.
Apart from the daily hot topic,
we don't have any
special topic,
they are all regular tweets.
Just that Yu Sheng Sheng and Tong Hua
can interview
an advanced start like Jiang Yi,
this makes me curious
if there's any amazing
topic arrangement that you have.
We'll keep focusing on the hot topics
and some regular tweets on next week.
And we'll follow up the news about
Zhang Xiao Quan having an affair.
Zhang Xiao Quan?
Zhang Xiao Quan is a recognized player,
there're clear shots about it too.
This is
not a fresh news,
the readers are tired of reading it.
And you're planning
to write a series for him.
Who would want to read it?
Do you guys want to read it?
It seems to be boring.
We think something is fishy
in this case of Zhang Xiao Quan
having an affair.
So you guys really plan to
investigate this case?
It's a bit risky.
That'll be awful if it's
seen as an article
which Zhang Xiao Quan
spends money to whiten himself.
Write it out for me.
What about Peng Ke's team?
We're going to take fans
to the roadside movie preview,
interview the creator and
follow up an issue of movie review.
Are Gao Xuan and Zhou Xi Zhe going?
They look great together.
You ask them
if they are together.
Aren't they already married?
We were going to keep it
as a secret for one of
our topics in next week.
Why did you spill the beans?
Where are you going?
I'm not feeling well.
I've taken the day off to go home.
Sit down.
Let me ask you.
How did you know
about the marriage
of Gao Xuan and Zhou Xi Zhe?
[Because I gave them wedding gift.]
I heard it from friend.
Which friend?
Do you have evidence?
I do.
But I wish to go back and rest.
Are you up to something recently?
No.
When are you going
to move back home?
It's inconvenient for you to come to work.
After a few days.
You must tell me if anything
makes you unhappy.
Don't keep it inside.
Don't stress yourself out.
You have me.
Get some rest.
Go back.
Bye bye.
Does Yu Sheng Sheng
hook up with
some big shot lately?
I guess
she rides one's coattails.
Can't a big star
have concept of time?
Didn't I go on meeting for you?
The traffic is a bit congested today.
I'll pull you up.
Don't you think it's like Korean drama?
My legs are numb.
My legs are numb.
My legs are numb.
We don't
have to post strange
gesture today, right?
But physical contact
is still needed, right?
It's so small.
I mean your hand.
It's your hand.
Right.
Do you feel anything?
Now, I feel
a bit cold.
Are we going to switch back?
You're standing under an air conditioner.
Then how do you feel?
I feel nothing.
Thunderstorm, elevator,
physical contact.
These conditions are met.
Except that the elevator didn't fall.
This is an unexpected condition.
We can't fulfil that.
The falling of the elevator
is a kind of strong stimulation.
We might need this kind of
weightlessness
or terror,
trepidation,
thrill and so forth.
I've got an idea.
Tell me.
Give me the umbrella.
This looks like poster colour.
Right, and this colour...
Thank you.
You're welcome.
We've finally switched back.
My C cup.
What is there to be embarrassed about?
It's not like
you've never touched it before.
Can you be conscious
of your image in the public area?
It's great, Jiang Yi!
It's great!
We've finally switched back.
Thank goodness!
Thanks to my father and mother!
Thanks to the elevator!
If I couldn't switch back,
I was going to die in your body.
Enough.
I won't die in your body anyway.
Jiang Yi,
let's go eat something delicious
to celebrate.
Let's go.
I'm not hungry.
Do you know how hard it was
for me to eat greens in your body?
Let's go.
You won't gain weight by having a meal.
Cheers!
This is to celebrate
we spent time together
on a magical journey
which is unbelievable.
True.
No one would believe us if we say it.
Moreover,
there's no privacy
between both of us.
Human is a kind of
creature which has strong adaptability.
I've gotten used to
the way I bath
and use the bathroom.
I'm not used to it.
Don't you have fun
on experiencing other's life?
I don't.
You're right.
My house is small
and my parents are always nagging.
I didn't mean that.
Your parents are nice
and your father is a good cook.
Just that it's hard for me,
as a man,
to turn into a girl.
It's hard for both of us.
Congratulations
on returning to your own life.
Eat more greens.
What about you?
Do you think it's fun to turn into me?
If it was a week ago,
I would think it'd be very fun
and I'd be excited.
If I were to exchange body
with my man crush,
I'd immediately post an update
to announce
our relationship by using his Weibo.
You can use my Weibo
to post an update
and tag you and Jia Shu
to congratulate you two on tying the knot.
That's why
self-fulfilling can only
rely on imagination.
If we indulge ourselves in reality,
we'll end up getting ourselves killed
and getting ripped to pieces by fans.
It's true.
Greedy people
never end well.
And
why am I afraid of meeting
other people?
I don't know what to say.
It's inappropriate
to say nothing.
Just like playing Minesweeper,
I don't know if I said anything wrong.
I'm frightened in every minute.
Don't you think so?
I think I'm doing fine,
I can handle it.
You're a great actor.
The mental quality of a big star
is amazing.
Does it have anything to do
with my acting skill?
Mainly because
it's really easy to live
with your parents.
Like you just have to
listen to your mother's chatter
and not to contradict her.
Your father
just have to prepare the meal.
It's really happy to have
a family like this.
Brother,
we are basically the closest person
to each other now.
Rest assured.
We can share the same father
and mother.
My house is yours.
We can be friends.
I'm relying on you
to cover me in the future.
Let go.
The more friends you have,
the more options you have.
I, Yu Sheng Sheng,
am your spokesman.
Do you still remember
what I said in the elevator?
Which one do you mean?
I said
let's
not meet again.
I remember.
That's what I think now.
After this meal,
we're going back
to our separate lives.
You'll be an entertainment reporter
and I'll be an artist.
But I'll provide one week's warranty
for this exchange.
So I'll cooperate with you
to write the topic for next week.
As expected from the best idol.
Come, here's another toast for you.
As expected from
a temporizing social man.
I'm flattered.
Eat more.
Thank you.
Come, a date for you.
Father, mother, I'm back!
Mother, father,
I miss you guys so much.
Did you drink?
You...
Why did you drink this much?
Mother, just scold me.
Are you drunk, kid?
I'm not drunk!
I just drank a little.
A little?
You even talk nonsense.
Mother, let me ask you guys.
Do you like the Yu Sheng Sheng
who's quiet and
well-behaved during the daytime
or
the Yu Sheng Sheng
who's frisky at night?
I like
the Yu Sheng Sheng
who stays away from me.
You...
Enough.
Go wash up now.
Yes, mother!
Why don't you go and take a look?
She's going crazy.
I love you!
That's more like it.
Come on in.
Shoes.
Socks.
Here he goes again.
I saw your mental status were good
on the public service
advertisements yesterday.
You have no idea
how scared I was in these few days.
I thought
you have some mental issues.
So I went to consult the doctor.
But the doctor said
he can only determine
after seeing the patient.
I'm relieved after seeing you like this.
What are you looking for?
Walnut.
Walnut?
Yes, the one I use every day.
Where did she put it?
She?
I mean me.
Didn't you crack that walnut?
Crack?
Yes.
Door.
"Snap".
No.
Why?
How would I know why?
You personally
cracked it here
in front of me and Le Yi on that day
and looked for the walnut kernel.
Really?
Door.
"Snap".
Let's give you a name.
Friend Jiang.
He deleted all chat histories on WeChat.
He guards me to this extent.
♫ The night is used to
the pitch-black darkness ♫
♫ It never thought that it'd someday ♫
♫ Cross paths with brightness ♫
♫ The shooting star
must be missing someone ♫
♫ To be diving hard without hesitation ♫
♫ Towards a better tomorrow
in brave pursuit ♫
♫ If it's possible for love ♫
♫ To be present in this dull life ♫
♫ Like the stars in the night ♫
♫ Considered whole
only after they've shone ♫
♫ If your destiny is wounded ♫
♫ Time is the best testament ♫
♫ To this journey ♫
♫ Oh loving you, loving you ♫
♫ My soul ♫
♫ Through my ups and downs ♫
♫ I get used to ♫
♫ Having you by my side ♫
♫ Understanding each other's
heart is just so precious ♫
♫ Don't need to speak or
beat around the bush ♫
♫ I always get a glimpse of your world ♫
♫ If it's possible for love ♫
♫ To be present in this dull life ♫
♫ Like the stars in the night ♫
♫ Considered whole
only after they've shone ♫
♫ If your destiny is wounded ♫
♫ Time is the best testament ♫
♫ To this journey ♫
♫ Oh loving you, loving you ♫
♫ My soul ♫
♫ When you left, I realized ♫
♫ Being in love brings two ♫
♫ Souls together ♫
♫ Baby, loving you is... ♫
♫ If it's possible for love ♫
♫ To be present in this dull life ♫
♫ Like the stars in the night ♫
♫ Oh loving you, loving you ♫
♫ My soul ♫
♫ Through my ups and downs ♫
♫ Gradually I mature ♫
♫ With you by my side ♫
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