The Cosby Show (1984–1992): Season 7, Episode 9 - You Can Go Home Again - full transcript
Denise & Martin want to move to their own apartment. They find rents too high and a place too small. Rudy makes plans to move into their bedroom once they move out.
♪♪
You hear me?
Those grapes or your life!
Aah!
Aha!
Aha.
Hmm!
Those grapes!
Gimme those grapes!
I want the grapes!
I want the grapes!
Aah!
Okay.
Fun is fun, Denise. But I want
those grapes. Gimme those.
Gimme those grapes.
Gimme those grapes.
Okay. I'll feed
them to you. Okay.
Okay.
Open your mouth.
Open your mouth.
Close your eyes.
Ping!
Whoa!
Raah!
My woman!
Oh, Martin. Isn't
this wonderful?
Yes. Just you and me.
Mmm... don't you just love it?
Yes. And I love you.
But I love your
parents even more
for taking everybody
out of the house. Yes!
Finally, we're home!
Oh, man, I thought we'd
never see Brooklyn again!
Ah!
Yeah, but you know,
no matter how
nice a trip you had,
it's always good to be home.
That's all right. You all
don't have to talk to me.
I... I don't have
to talk to you.
You understand? So
if it's gonna be like that,
that's the way I
prefer it, all right?
Of course, I'm no
expert on these things,
but it does seem to me
that if a person
was driving the car
and the gas gauge
needle moved to letter E
and the little light came on,
that surely this would
be a clear indication
to some thinking individual
that perhaps the
gas tank is on empty.
First I have to hear
about this in the car
for the last seven hours.
Now I'm gonna hear
about it in the house.
And I told you that I know
that when the light goes on E
that I have another 15 miles.
We only went 12 miles.
The cars owes
me another 3 miles.
Face it, Dad. It was empty.
It sputtered. It died.
And you killed it.
And we... everybody
told you to get gas.
We passed three gas stations.
We asked you. We
begged you to get gas.
No. All you could say is
"15 more miles! 15 more miles!"
You know, the car
would have made it
if it wasn't for you all.
Us. Yes!
First of all, when we took off,
I told you not to
take all that luggage.
You had too much luggage.
And then you went in and
bought all those souvineers.
And every time you all
went into a restaurant,
you ate 12,000 pieces of food.
You got in the car, and
you made the car too heavy.
And you're lucky that
it wasn't an airplane.
Because of an airplane,
when it's in trouble,
they will jettison
everything off the plane
that isn't absolutely necessary.
You understand
me? I love you all.
I let you stay in the car.
So you're saying
you saved our lives?
Yes, I saved your lives
because I love my family
and I'm a wonderful person.
You're also very silly. Yeah.
And you all are
not very nice to me
after I brought you to safety.
I bet you... I bet you... I bet
you any amount of money
that I can drive
that thing 15 miles
if you all are not with me.
Hello, Martin. Denise. Hi.
How was your weekend?
Oh, they're back,
Martin. It's over.
Tell the truth. You
guys had a good time
while we were gone, didn't you?
No, I didn't...
Were you guys gone?
We hardly even noticed.
Well, I can see you
guys had a good time.
There are grapes
all over the floor.
Well, to tell the truth,
we wouldn't exactly be crushed
if you went back
to Mystic Seaport
and spent another night.
I wouldn't drive these people
from here to the mailbox.
Oh, please. You probably
don't have enough gas
to get there, either.
Dad, did you run
out of gas again?
Look. I wanna talk to
you about something.
Martin.
Yes, sir. The early
navigators, my boy.
I bought some maps here.
Pull that out.
Now, look at how they charted,
and look at how
they drew the world.
Now, Denise? Check this out.
You can see that,
before they took off,
this is their idea...
Ha ha ha ha...
Of what the world
looked like to them.
You know, and so
they just sailed around,
and all they did, actually,
was just keep... uh...
They drove around
until they just bumped
into some land.
So then they would
get off the ship
and go in and then see
some natives or some...
And... And... and look
at where they have...
Okay, now. You will
understand this. Maybe.
Now...
See... Excuse me for
a second, Dr. Huxtable.
Well, doesn't bother me.
Sit here and talk to myself.
Now.
This is where they... they...
They charted the
courses, you see.
You're not going to get me!
Rowr!
Okay, Sir Light.
Gimme those lips.
Rudy!
Scared ya, huh?
Yeah. I got this at the
aquarium. What do you think?
I think you better get
out before I harpoon you.
Relax. Relax. Just a
little bit of shark humor.
Oh! ♪ Dah-dah-dah... ♪
Would you go?
Oh, didn't we have
the best weekend?
Yes. It was great.
Wouldn't you like it to be that
way every time you came home?
Of course!
Come on. Let's get
our own apartment.
Oh, now wait.
When we had the chance
to get base housing,
you got cold feet.
I know. But that was a
year ago. I wasn't ready then.
I'm ready now. Well,
you know, I'm all for it.
But it's gonna be
at least another year
before base housing
opens up... Oh, no! No!
Let's not wait for
that. Come on.
Let's get an apartment
here in Brooklyn.
Yahhh!
Rudy!
Get out!
Okay, okay...
Let's get the classifieds.
Yahhh!
Rudy!
Two-bedroom. $1,400.
Two-bedroom. $1,425.
Two-bedroom. $1,500.
Honey, these
prices are ridiculous.
I know, I know. But
we gotta keep looking.
We'll find a bargain.
We are looking!
And the best thing we found is
to sublet that
woman's apartment,
and take care of her six cats.
Well, you know, I don't
mind, 'cause I like pets.
Honey, on our budget,
we can't afford to feed them.
Huxtable residence.
Yes, yes, yes! I'm
the lady who called
about that
two-bedroom apartment.
Mm-hm? Okay, now what do you
mean by "unique" two-bedroom?
What? The other bedroom
is across the street?
Okay. Thank you.
What?
What does that mean?
Oh... Look, Denise,
I gotta go pick up Olivia.
But let's not get discouraged.
We are gonna find
something within our means.
Yes. And do you know why?
Why? Because we're Navy!
I'm a Navy man!
You're a Navy wife.
We have a Navy baby.
Just like those guys in
your father's nautical maps,
we gotta keep going
until we hit land.
After all, who was it that
discovered the New World?
It wasn't the Air Force.
It wasn't the Army.
It was the Navy!
The blue and gold!
Say it with me
now! Blue and gold!
Blue and gold!
Blue and gold!
Navy! Blue and gold!
All right!
All right! Now what
was that about?
We're looking for an apartment.
Honey, you... you... you know
that you all can stay
here as long as you like.
Oh, Dad, it's time.
No, Martin and I
made up our minds.
It's just that...
The prices in these papers!
They're crazy!
Well, you want me to
get you another paper?
You know, Martin and I
want to get out of here.
It's just... it's just
that we're trapped.
We're prisoners here
until I don't know when.
No! Wait! Wait!
Wait. Look. It's... It's...
See, it's not just in
the papers, honey.
There are other ways
to find apartments.
What do you mean?
Well, what I mean
is... For instance,
I know of a man who
found an apartment...
Rent control,
eight-bedroom apartment...
For $75 a month! Yes!
Dad, are you being for real?
You gotta get out!
You gotta talk to people!
You talk to, uh...
To the pizza boy
whose father works
in the boiler
room of a building,
and knows the guy
who delivers the paper
to the 68-year-old man
who's been in the
apartment for 125 years,
and he wants to go to Florida,
so he says he wants a sub-lease,
and then you get it for $125!
You have to talk to
people! You have to get out!
You have to circulate!
Dad? Wait, wait.
What if you don't know
a pizza delivery guy?
Not... not just the pizza...
You could talk to anybody!
Don't wait for the pizza person!
You gotta circulate! Circulate!
Get yourself out there!
All right. I'll circulate!
All right! Go get
'em! Go get 'em.
Dad. I'm just going to throw
these papers out in the trash.
Maybe if I lock 'em
out, they'll stay out.
Dr. Huxtable, why
are Daddy and Denise
looking for an apartment?
Oh. They're looking
for a new home for you.
What's wrong with
where we are now?
Well, sooner or later,
people have to
find their own home.
You know, it's sort of
like the law of nature.
Well, I'm gonna
live here forever.
That's right. Uh... I
want to grow up here,
and I want to get married here.
No, dear. You... You
don't wanna do that.
Yes! So you and Mrs.
Huxtable won't be lonely.
Uh, trust me.
Mrs. Huxtable and
I will not be lonely.
Yes, you will!
I said we won't!
I mean, you don't realize
how hard we've worked
to try and get all
of these children
out of this house.
I'm not leaving here.
If you wanna go, fine.
I'm not going anywhere.
This is my house.
Good. Then can we work together?
Well, I guess, if
you put it that way,
uh, what did you have in mind?
That I'll be a
doctor, just like you.
Oh, really?
Hmm. We'll share your office,
then we'll go to
the hospital together
where they grow the babies.
We'll take your
car, but I'll drive.
Well, you seem to
have this all worked out.
Sure do! You deliver
the babies. Yes.
And then you give 'em to me.
Then I'll take care of them.
We'll make mucho dinero.
Well, listen. You know my rule.
Anybody in this house that
brings a paycheck can stay.
Deal, doctor! Deal, doctor.
Yeah, you can stay here.
As a matter of fact...
You're the only one
who can stay here.
Hi! Well, how'd it go?
Not bad! It's awful. Oh?
I see.
We looked at six apartments,
including this penthouse...
Ha ha ha ha...
What? This thing that
they call a penthouse
is a converted pigeon coop.
Oh... Cinderblocks and plumbing.
On top of the building.
I don't understand the ads
these people put
in the newspaper.
And this was
the best of the lot.
I'm sorry. I have two
days left of my leave,
I'm tired, and I would like
to visit with my daughter.
They weren't all that
bad. He's just tired.
Yeah... Hey, Denise?
I found a place.
What? Where? What... How much?
Oh, I don't know.
I was with some
friends in Little Italy,
and the guy at
the espresso stand
was complaining
about his wife's psychic..
See, she had predicted
that they would
move into this nice,
cute place in Brooklyn.
But the espresso guy didn't
wanna move to Brooklyn,
so it's still available.
Now, she said that
she saw something
that was very unique
and really cheap.
And get this.
In her vision, she almost saw
a great view of the river.
Hey, here's the address.
This is great. This is perfect.
Thank you.
Hey. You got it.
If Martin asks
where I went, tell him
I went to go find a place,
and to get my palm read.
She almost saw a
great view of the river?
Yeah. I think her
vision was blocked
by a big brick bake shop.
Yes! Yes! It's mine!
It's mine! It's mine!
Yes! Yes, it's mine! Yes...
All right, I told you about
all that sugar, didn't I?
Pardon me, but
this is not your room.
Yes, it is.
Excuse me.
Maybe I'm gettin'
old or something,
but the room that
you're assigned to
is down the hallway, I think.
Here. Let me
refresh your memory.
Sit down, sit down.
Yeah. Help me.
True or false?
When Theo moved
out to go to college,
you said that I was
supposed to get
my own room. True.
But! Denise and Martin moved in.
And I'm in the room with Olivia.
True.
But then you said,
when Vanessa
went away to college,
I was gonna get my own room!
Again. True. But...
I didn't know that
your cousin Pam
was going to come
and live with us.
Here. I'll make a
deal with you, Dad.
See, if... You give
me this room... Yes?
I'll forget everything.
Here.
What is this?
It's a lease. Sign it.
A lease for what?
For the room.
Well, do you have
money for the rent?
Money? Think about it.
Okay, now, baby.
The psychic said
that this place
was very special.
The man who owns
this custom-designed
the whole interior himself!
Oh! And he was a Navy man,
so that's why I
thought we'd like it...
Well, now we mustn't
prejudge this, okay?
Come one. Let's
keep an open mind.
So. According
to the floor plan...
Oh! Well, we're
in the living room.
And I just do a
little... this up like this.
Here's our dining room!
This whispers Martin and Denise?
Oh, now, honey. Come on.
It's not the amount
of space we have.
It's what we do with
it. This'll be our place!
We can hang a few
pictures, and we'll...
And we'll scatter a
few plants around.
It'll be a whole new thing!
Yeah. What kind of thing?
You know, that's so
weird. The psychic said
this would be
your first reaction.
Did the psychic also say
that this would be
my second reaction?
Hey, hey! Come on! Wait now!
Martin, you're the one
who told me to go out there,
and said, "We won't
stop until we hit land!"
Well, what is
this? This is land.
Okay. Okay! You're right!
You're absolutely right.
Show me the rest.
Okay.
This is where we sleep.
And where does Olivia sleep?
Oh. I just pull
this out like this.
Olivia sleeps in a drawer?
This is not a drawer.
What do they call it?
They call it a bed-nook!
Look!
Aren't these port
holes adorable?
Yes. Adorable.
And I suppose that, uh,
this is our wonderful kitchen!
No, dear. It's a galley.
You know, experts say
that people walk
an extra 3 miles
because of the inefficiency
of the modern kitchen.
Now think of all the time
that we will be saving,
and that we could
spend with Olivia.
And our company!
Company? Yeah!
Company? Yes! Our company!
Come on! There's room!
You know, the owner told me
that he raised
three children here.
Three children slept here.
Yes! Where?
Well, one!
Okay... two!
What?
Oh.
So what happens
if you get hungry
in the middle of the night?
What do you do, fold the kid up?
You know, Martin,
I don't think I
like your attitude.
What... What is this thing?
What do you mean, what is
that? That's a shower, Martin.
In the middle of
the living room?
It is not the living
room when you do this!
Come on! That's clever!
Denise, I have seen
enough. I'm ready to go.
Martin, we're not
gonna stay here forever!
It's only temporarily!
You gotta be temporarily
out of your mind,
if you think I'm
living up in here!
Oh, come on! You
have no imagination!
And you have no sense!
Aah!
Can I get you anything?
No. Thanks.
Want a bite?
No. Thank you.
Want a sip?
No. Thanks.
Stop it. Stop it.
Oh. Are we amusing
you guys? Yeah.
I beg your pardon?
Yes, you are.
You and the refrigerator
that folds down into a bed.
Wake up early in the
morning, take a shower,
and then sit down on your stove.
Well, you guys should
have seen our first place.
Oh, it was a beautiful
home, wasn't it, Cliff?
Please... A large one-bedroom.
Yes, it was.
Completely furnished.
With a spiral staircase.
And a terrace. Please.
See, your mother
and I, newly married,
decided that we
would rent a house.
Went to the realtor.
The man had drawings
of five houseboats.
We wanted to put down
the whole year's rent
right in front of the man.
And then...
What?
We got to the houseboat
around 10:30 that night.
Had a lovely night.
And a very short one.
So about five
minutes to 6, it starts...
The bed moved, and
things went across the...
I jumped up and
ran to the window.
I pulled back the curtain,
and there was the whirling
blade of a helicopter.
What?
And the people are sitting
this far away fom us.
With their newspapers...
There are six people somewhere
who know what your
mother looks like.
So you're still here.
We're sorry, Rudy.
You didn't try.
Now I have to go
back up to that room
and live with that 4-year-old.
She says she's going
to live here forever.
You better watch it.
You got one angry shark
up there in that room.
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You hear me?
Those grapes or your life!
Aah!
Aha!
Aha.
Hmm!
Those grapes!
Gimme those grapes!
I want the grapes!
I want the grapes!
Aah!
Okay.
Fun is fun, Denise. But I want
those grapes. Gimme those.
Gimme those grapes.
Gimme those grapes.
Okay. I'll feed
them to you. Okay.
Okay.
Open your mouth.
Open your mouth.
Close your eyes.
Ping!
Whoa!
Raah!
My woman!
Oh, Martin. Isn't
this wonderful?
Yes. Just you and me.
Mmm... don't you just love it?
Yes. And I love you.
But I love your
parents even more
for taking everybody
out of the house. Yes!
Finally, we're home!
Oh, man, I thought we'd
never see Brooklyn again!
Ah!
Yeah, but you know,
no matter how
nice a trip you had,
it's always good to be home.
That's all right. You all
don't have to talk to me.
I... I don't have
to talk to you.
You understand? So
if it's gonna be like that,
that's the way I
prefer it, all right?
Of course, I'm no
expert on these things,
but it does seem to me
that if a person
was driving the car
and the gas gauge
needle moved to letter E
and the little light came on,
that surely this would
be a clear indication
to some thinking individual
that perhaps the
gas tank is on empty.
First I have to hear
about this in the car
for the last seven hours.
Now I'm gonna hear
about it in the house.
And I told you that I know
that when the light goes on E
that I have another 15 miles.
We only went 12 miles.
The cars owes
me another 3 miles.
Face it, Dad. It was empty.
It sputtered. It died.
And you killed it.
And we... everybody
told you to get gas.
We passed three gas stations.
We asked you. We
begged you to get gas.
No. All you could say is
"15 more miles! 15 more miles!"
You know, the car
would have made it
if it wasn't for you all.
Us. Yes!
First of all, when we took off,
I told you not to
take all that luggage.
You had too much luggage.
And then you went in and
bought all those souvineers.
And every time you all
went into a restaurant,
you ate 12,000 pieces of food.
You got in the car, and
you made the car too heavy.
And you're lucky that
it wasn't an airplane.
Because of an airplane,
when it's in trouble,
they will jettison
everything off the plane
that isn't absolutely necessary.
You understand
me? I love you all.
I let you stay in the car.
So you're saying
you saved our lives?
Yes, I saved your lives
because I love my family
and I'm a wonderful person.
You're also very silly. Yeah.
And you all are
not very nice to me
after I brought you to safety.
I bet you... I bet you... I bet
you any amount of money
that I can drive
that thing 15 miles
if you all are not with me.
Hello, Martin. Denise. Hi.
How was your weekend?
Oh, they're back,
Martin. It's over.
Tell the truth. You
guys had a good time
while we were gone, didn't you?
No, I didn't...
Were you guys gone?
We hardly even noticed.
Well, I can see you
guys had a good time.
There are grapes
all over the floor.
Well, to tell the truth,
we wouldn't exactly be crushed
if you went back
to Mystic Seaport
and spent another night.
I wouldn't drive these people
from here to the mailbox.
Oh, please. You probably
don't have enough gas
to get there, either.
Dad, did you run
out of gas again?
Look. I wanna talk to
you about something.
Martin.
Yes, sir. The early
navigators, my boy.
I bought some maps here.
Pull that out.
Now, look at how they charted,
and look at how
they drew the world.
Now, Denise? Check this out.
You can see that,
before they took off,
this is their idea...
Ha ha ha ha...
Of what the world
looked like to them.
You know, and so
they just sailed around,
and all they did, actually,
was just keep... uh...
They drove around
until they just bumped
into some land.
So then they would
get off the ship
and go in and then see
some natives or some...
And... And... and look
at where they have...
Okay, now. You will
understand this. Maybe.
Now...
See... Excuse me for
a second, Dr. Huxtable.
Well, doesn't bother me.
Sit here and talk to myself.
Now.
This is where they... they...
They charted the
courses, you see.
You're not going to get me!
Rowr!
Okay, Sir Light.
Gimme those lips.
Rudy!
Scared ya, huh?
Yeah. I got this at the
aquarium. What do you think?
I think you better get
out before I harpoon you.
Relax. Relax. Just a
little bit of shark humor.
Oh! ♪ Dah-dah-dah... ♪
Would you go?
Oh, didn't we have
the best weekend?
Yes. It was great.
Wouldn't you like it to be that
way every time you came home?
Of course!
Come on. Let's get
our own apartment.
Oh, now wait.
When we had the chance
to get base housing,
you got cold feet.
I know. But that was a
year ago. I wasn't ready then.
I'm ready now. Well,
you know, I'm all for it.
But it's gonna be
at least another year
before base housing
opens up... Oh, no! No!
Let's not wait for
that. Come on.
Let's get an apartment
here in Brooklyn.
Yahhh!
Rudy!
Get out!
Okay, okay...
Let's get the classifieds.
Yahhh!
Rudy!
Two-bedroom. $1,400.
Two-bedroom. $1,425.
Two-bedroom. $1,500.
Honey, these
prices are ridiculous.
I know, I know. But
we gotta keep looking.
We'll find a bargain.
We are looking!
And the best thing we found is
to sublet that
woman's apartment,
and take care of her six cats.
Well, you know, I don't
mind, 'cause I like pets.
Honey, on our budget,
we can't afford to feed them.
Huxtable residence.
Yes, yes, yes! I'm
the lady who called
about that
two-bedroom apartment.
Mm-hm? Okay, now what do you
mean by "unique" two-bedroom?
What? The other bedroom
is across the street?
Okay. Thank you.
What?
What does that mean?
Oh... Look, Denise,
I gotta go pick up Olivia.
But let's not get discouraged.
We are gonna find
something within our means.
Yes. And do you know why?
Why? Because we're Navy!
I'm a Navy man!
You're a Navy wife.
We have a Navy baby.
Just like those guys in
your father's nautical maps,
we gotta keep going
until we hit land.
After all, who was it that
discovered the New World?
It wasn't the Air Force.
It wasn't the Army.
It was the Navy!
The blue and gold!
Say it with me
now! Blue and gold!
Blue and gold!
Blue and gold!
Navy! Blue and gold!
All right!
All right! Now what
was that about?
We're looking for an apartment.
Honey, you... you... you know
that you all can stay
here as long as you like.
Oh, Dad, it's time.
No, Martin and I
made up our minds.
It's just that...
The prices in these papers!
They're crazy!
Well, you want me to
get you another paper?
You know, Martin and I
want to get out of here.
It's just... it's just
that we're trapped.
We're prisoners here
until I don't know when.
No! Wait! Wait!
Wait. Look. It's... It's...
See, it's not just in
the papers, honey.
There are other ways
to find apartments.
What do you mean?
Well, what I mean
is... For instance,
I know of a man who
found an apartment...
Rent control,
eight-bedroom apartment...
For $75 a month! Yes!
Dad, are you being for real?
You gotta get out!
You gotta talk to people!
You talk to, uh...
To the pizza boy
whose father works
in the boiler
room of a building,
and knows the guy
who delivers the paper
to the 68-year-old man
who's been in the
apartment for 125 years,
and he wants to go to Florida,
so he says he wants a sub-lease,
and then you get it for $125!
You have to talk to
people! You have to get out!
You have to circulate!
Dad? Wait, wait.
What if you don't know
a pizza delivery guy?
Not... not just the pizza...
You could talk to anybody!
Don't wait for the pizza person!
You gotta circulate! Circulate!
Get yourself out there!
All right. I'll circulate!
All right! Go get
'em! Go get 'em.
Dad. I'm just going to throw
these papers out in the trash.
Maybe if I lock 'em
out, they'll stay out.
Dr. Huxtable, why
are Daddy and Denise
looking for an apartment?
Oh. They're looking
for a new home for you.
What's wrong with
where we are now?
Well, sooner or later,
people have to
find their own home.
You know, it's sort of
like the law of nature.
Well, I'm gonna
live here forever.
That's right. Uh... I
want to grow up here,
and I want to get married here.
No, dear. You... You
don't wanna do that.
Yes! So you and Mrs.
Huxtable won't be lonely.
Uh, trust me.
Mrs. Huxtable and
I will not be lonely.
Yes, you will!
I said we won't!
I mean, you don't realize
how hard we've worked
to try and get all
of these children
out of this house.
I'm not leaving here.
If you wanna go, fine.
I'm not going anywhere.
This is my house.
Good. Then can we work together?
Well, I guess, if
you put it that way,
uh, what did you have in mind?
That I'll be a
doctor, just like you.
Oh, really?
Hmm. We'll share your office,
then we'll go to
the hospital together
where they grow the babies.
We'll take your
car, but I'll drive.
Well, you seem to
have this all worked out.
Sure do! You deliver
the babies. Yes.
And then you give 'em to me.
Then I'll take care of them.
We'll make mucho dinero.
Well, listen. You know my rule.
Anybody in this house that
brings a paycheck can stay.
Deal, doctor! Deal, doctor.
Yeah, you can stay here.
As a matter of fact...
You're the only one
who can stay here.
Hi! Well, how'd it go?
Not bad! It's awful. Oh?
I see.
We looked at six apartments,
including this penthouse...
Ha ha ha ha...
What? This thing that
they call a penthouse
is a converted pigeon coop.
Oh... Cinderblocks and plumbing.
On top of the building.
I don't understand the ads
these people put
in the newspaper.
And this was
the best of the lot.
I'm sorry. I have two
days left of my leave,
I'm tired, and I would like
to visit with my daughter.
They weren't all that
bad. He's just tired.
Yeah... Hey, Denise?
I found a place.
What? Where? What... How much?
Oh, I don't know.
I was with some
friends in Little Italy,
and the guy at
the espresso stand
was complaining
about his wife's psychic..
See, she had predicted
that they would
move into this nice,
cute place in Brooklyn.
But the espresso guy didn't
wanna move to Brooklyn,
so it's still available.
Now, she said that
she saw something
that was very unique
and really cheap.
And get this.
In her vision, she almost saw
a great view of the river.
Hey, here's the address.
This is great. This is perfect.
Thank you.
Hey. You got it.
If Martin asks
where I went, tell him
I went to go find a place,
and to get my palm read.
She almost saw a
great view of the river?
Yeah. I think her
vision was blocked
by a big brick bake shop.
Yes! Yes! It's mine!
It's mine! It's mine!
Yes! Yes, it's mine! Yes...
All right, I told you about
all that sugar, didn't I?
Pardon me, but
this is not your room.
Yes, it is.
Excuse me.
Maybe I'm gettin'
old or something,
but the room that
you're assigned to
is down the hallway, I think.
Here. Let me
refresh your memory.
Sit down, sit down.
Yeah. Help me.
True or false?
When Theo moved
out to go to college,
you said that I was
supposed to get
my own room. True.
But! Denise and Martin moved in.
And I'm in the room with Olivia.
True.
But then you said,
when Vanessa
went away to college,
I was gonna get my own room!
Again. True. But...
I didn't know that
your cousin Pam
was going to come
and live with us.
Here. I'll make a
deal with you, Dad.
See, if... You give
me this room... Yes?
I'll forget everything.
Here.
What is this?
It's a lease. Sign it.
A lease for what?
For the room.
Well, do you have
money for the rent?
Money? Think about it.
Okay, now, baby.
The psychic said
that this place
was very special.
The man who owns
this custom-designed
the whole interior himself!
Oh! And he was a Navy man,
so that's why I
thought we'd like it...
Well, now we mustn't
prejudge this, okay?
Come one. Let's
keep an open mind.
So. According
to the floor plan...
Oh! Well, we're
in the living room.
And I just do a
little... this up like this.
Here's our dining room!
This whispers Martin and Denise?
Oh, now, honey. Come on.
It's not the amount
of space we have.
It's what we do with
it. This'll be our place!
We can hang a few
pictures, and we'll...
And we'll scatter a
few plants around.
It'll be a whole new thing!
Yeah. What kind of thing?
You know, that's so
weird. The psychic said
this would be
your first reaction.
Did the psychic also say
that this would be
my second reaction?
Hey, hey! Come on! Wait now!
Martin, you're the one
who told me to go out there,
and said, "We won't
stop until we hit land!"
Well, what is
this? This is land.
Okay. Okay! You're right!
You're absolutely right.
Show me the rest.
Okay.
This is where we sleep.
And where does Olivia sleep?
Oh. I just pull
this out like this.
Olivia sleeps in a drawer?
This is not a drawer.
What do they call it?
They call it a bed-nook!
Look!
Aren't these port
holes adorable?
Yes. Adorable.
And I suppose that, uh,
this is our wonderful kitchen!
No, dear. It's a galley.
You know, experts say
that people walk
an extra 3 miles
because of the inefficiency
of the modern kitchen.
Now think of all the time
that we will be saving,
and that we could
spend with Olivia.
And our company!
Company? Yeah!
Company? Yes! Our company!
Come on! There's room!
You know, the owner told me
that he raised
three children here.
Three children slept here.
Yes! Where?
Well, one!
Okay... two!
What?
Oh.
So what happens
if you get hungry
in the middle of the night?
What do you do, fold the kid up?
You know, Martin,
I don't think I
like your attitude.
What... What is this thing?
What do you mean, what is
that? That's a shower, Martin.
In the middle of
the living room?
It is not the living
room when you do this!
Come on! That's clever!
Denise, I have seen
enough. I'm ready to go.
Martin, we're not
gonna stay here forever!
It's only temporarily!
You gotta be temporarily
out of your mind,
if you think I'm
living up in here!
Oh, come on! You
have no imagination!
And you have no sense!
Aah!
Can I get you anything?
No. Thanks.
Want a bite?
No. Thank you.
Want a sip?
No. Thanks.
Stop it. Stop it.
Oh. Are we amusing
you guys? Yeah.
I beg your pardon?
Yes, you are.
You and the refrigerator
that folds down into a bed.
Wake up early in the
morning, take a shower,
and then sit down on your stove.
Well, you guys should
have seen our first place.
Oh, it was a beautiful
home, wasn't it, Cliff?
Please... A large one-bedroom.
Yes, it was.
Completely furnished.
With a spiral staircase.
And a terrace. Please.
See, your mother
and I, newly married,
decided that we
would rent a house.
Went to the realtor.
The man had drawings
of five houseboats.
We wanted to put down
the whole year's rent
right in front of the man.
And then...
What?
We got to the houseboat
around 10:30 that night.
Had a lovely night.
And a very short one.
So about five
minutes to 6, it starts...
The bed moved, and
things went across the...
I jumped up and
ran to the window.
I pulled back the curtain,
and there was the whirling
blade of a helicopter.
What?
And the people are sitting
this far away fom us.
With their newspapers...
There are six people somewhere
who know what your
mother looks like.
So you're still here.
We're sorry, Rudy.
You didn't try.
Now I have to go
back up to that room
and live with that 4-year-old.
She says she's going
to live here forever.
You better watch it.
You got one angry shark
up there in that room.
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