The Cosby Show (1984–1992): Season 1, Episode 7 - One More Time - full transcript
While babysitting one of Cliff's patients babies, Clair decides she wants to have another baby.
[MUSIC]
HEY, WHAT YOU SEE? HEY
SUGAR! OOH, YOU ARE CUTE.
HEY SUGAR! OOH, YOU ARE
CUTE. YOU ARE THE CUTEST BABY
OOH, YOU ARE CUTE. YOU ARE
THE CUTEST BABY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
YOU ARE THE CUTEST BABY I HAVE
EVER SEEN. >> WHAT ABOUT ME?
I HAVE EVER SEEN. >> WHAT ABOUT
ME? >> YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST LOOKING
WHAT ABOUT ME? >> YOU'RE THE
FUNNIEST LOOKING BABY I'VE EVER SEEN.
YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST LOOKING BABY I'VE
EVER SEEN. >> WELL NOW, RUDY NOW, MOST
BABY I'VE EVER SEEN. >> WELL NOW, RUDY
NOW, MOST BABIES LOOK A LITTLE FUNNY
WELL NOW, RUDY NOW, MOST BABIES
LOOK A LITTLE FUNNY WHEN THEY'RE NEW.
BABIES LOOK A LITTLE FUNNY WHEN
THEY'RE NEW. MOMMIES AND DADDIES DON'T
WHEN THEY'RE NEW. MOMMIES
AND DADDIES DON'T EVEN NOTICE.
MOMMIES AND DADDIES DON'T EVEN
NOTICE. >> WELL, BROTHERS AND SISTERS
EVEN NOTICE. >> WELL,
BROTHERS AND SISTERS DO.
WELL, BROTHERS AND SISTERS
DO. THEO SOLD TICKETS TO SEE YOU,
DO. THEO SOLD TICKETS
TO SEE YOU, RUDY.
THEO SOLD TICKETS TO SEE YOU,
RUDY. >> NO DEAR, THAT WAS TO SEE YOU.
RUDY. >> NO DEAR, THAT
WAS TO SEE YOU. >> OH.
NO DEAR, THAT WAS TO SEE
YOU. >> OH. >> HIS NAME IS JONATHAN.
OH. >> HIS NAME IS JONATHAN.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD HIM?
HIS NAME IS JONATHAN. WOULD YOU
LIKE TO HOLD HIM? >> NO, HE MIGHT GO ON ME.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD HIM? >> NO, HE
MIGHT GO ON ME. >> CAN WE WATCH HIM EAT?
NO, HE MIGHT GO ON ME. >> CAN WE
WATCH HIM EAT? >> WELL, HIS MOTHER FED HIM
CAN WE WATCH HIM EAT? >> WELL,
HIS MOTHER FED HIM BEFORE SHE LEFT.
WELL, HIS MOTHER FED HIM BEFORE
SHE LEFT. >> WELL, MAYBE HE'D LIKE TO
BEFORE SHE LEFT. >> WELL,
MAYBE HE'D LIKE TO WATCH US EAT.
WELL, MAYBE HE'D LIKE TO
WATCH US EAT. CAN WE HAVE A SNACK?
WATCH US EAT. CAN WE HAVE A
SNACK? >> ALL RIGHT, BUT A SMALL ONE.
CAN WE HAVE A SNACK? >> ALL RIGHT,
BUT A SMALL ONE. >> I'M HAVING A DOUGHNUT.
ALL RIGHT, BUT A SMALL ONE. >>
I'M HAVING A DOUGHNUT. >> ME TOO.
I'M HAVING A DOUGHNUT. >> ME
TOO. >> YOU ALWAYS HAVE WHAT I HAVE.
ME TOO. >> YOU ALWAYS
HAVE WHAT I HAVE. >> SO DO YOU.
YOU ALWAYS HAVE WHAT I
HAVE. >> SO DO YOU. >> CLIFF!
SO DO YOU. >> CLIFF!
CLIFF, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
CLIFF! CLIFF, LOOK WHO'S
HERE. NOW YOU KNOW THIS ONE.
CLIFF, LOOK WHO'S HERE. NOW
YOU KNOW THIS ONE. REMEMBER?
NOW YOU KNOW THIS ONE.
REMEMBER? >> DID WE GO TO COLLEGE
REMEMBER? >> DID WE
GO TO COLLEGE TOGETHER?
DID WE GO TO COLLEGE TOGETHER?
YOU DELIVERED HIM LAST MONTH.
TOGETHER? >> YOU DELIVERED HIM
LAST MONTH. THIS JANICE HARPER'S BABY.
YOU DELIVERED HIM LAST MONTH. THIS JANICE
HARPER'S BABY. >> YEAH, WELL WHAT HAPPENED?
THIS JANICE HARPER'S BABY. >> YEAH, WELL
WHAT HAPPENED? JANICE DIDN'T WANT IT AND SHE
YEAH, WELL WHAT HAPPENED? JANICE
DIDN'T WANT IT AND SHE BROUGHT IT BACK?
JANICE DIDN'T WANT IT AND SHE BROUGHT
IT BACK? >> JANICE WANTED TO GET HER HAIR
BROUGHT IT BACK? >> JANICE
WANTED TO GET HER HAIR DONE.
JANICE WANTED TO GET HER
HAIR DONE. I SAID I'D BABY SIT.
DONE. I SAID I'D
BABY SIT. >> UH-HUH.
I SAID I'D BABY SIT. >> UH-HUH.
OH CLIFF, LOOK AT THAT LITTLE
UH-HUH. >> OH CLIFF, LOOK AT THAT
LITTLE ROUND FACE AND THAT SOFT SILKY
OH CLIFF, LOOK AT THAT LITTLE ROUND FACE AND
THAT SOFT SILKY HAIR IN THE LITTLE SOFT SPOT.
ROUND FACE AND THAT SOFT SILKY HAIR IN THE
LITTLE SOFT SPOT. OOH, AND THAT SPECIAL BABY
HAIR IN THE LITTLE SOFT SPOT.
OOH, AND THAT SPECIAL BABY SMELL.
OOH, AND THAT SPECIAL
BABY SMELL. >> SOUR MILK.
SMELL. >> SOUR MILK.
AND HE'S WARM.
SOUR MILK. >> AND
HE'S WARM. >> YEAH.
AND HE'S WARM. >> YEAH. >>
OH, JUST HOLDING HIM SETS OFF
YEAH. >> OH, JUST HOLDING HIM SETS
OFF THESE STRANGE STIRRINGS INSIDE
OH, JUST HOLDING HIM SETS OFF THESE STRANGE
STIRRINGS INSIDE AND I WONDER IF I DON'T WANT
THESE STRANGE STIRRINGS INSIDE AND I
WONDER IF I DON'T WANT ANOTHER ONE.
AND I WONDER IF I DON'T WANT
ANOTHER ONE. >> LET ME HELP YOU.
ANOTHER ONE. >> LET
ME HELP YOU. YOU DON'T.
LET ME HELP YOU. YOU
DON'T. >> CLIFF, IT'S A MIRACLE.
YOU DON'T. >> CLIFF, IT'S A MIRACLE.
DEAR, WE HAVE FIVE MIRACLES.
CLIFF, IT'S A MIRACLE. >> DEAR,
WE HAVE FIVE MIRACLES. >> SMELL IT.
DEAR, WE HAVE FIVE MIRACLES. >>
SMELL IT. >> [LAUGHING] GET OUTTA HERE,
SMELL IT. >> [LAUGHING] GET OUTTA
HERE, THAT'S NOT THE INTERIOR OF SOME
[LAUGHING] GET OUTTA HERE, THAT'S
NOT THE INTERIOR OF SOME NEW AUTOMOBILE.
THAT'S NOT THE INTERIOR OF SOME
NEW AUTOMOBILE. >> COME ON, CLIFF.
NEW AUTOMOBILE. >> COME ON,
CLIFF. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE BABIES.
COME ON, CLIFF. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE
BABIES. WE BRING ONE HOME AND YOU SPEND
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE BABIES. WE BRING ONE HOME
AND YOU SPEND HOURS JUST LOOKING AT IT.
WE BRING ONE HOME AND YOU SPEND
HOURS JUST LOOKING AT IT. >> YEAH.
HOURS JUST LOOKING AT IT. >> YEAH.
YEAH, AND THEN YOU HOLD OUT
YEAH. >> YEAH, AND THEN YOU HOLD
OUT YOUR FINGER AND THEY GRAB HOLD
YEAH, AND THEN YOU HOLD OUT YOUR FINGER AND
THEY GRAB HOLD SO TIGHT AND YOU'D LAUGH.
YOUR FINGER AND THEY GRAB HOLD SO TIGHT AND
YOU'D LAUGH. AND THEN THERE WAS ALWAYS YOUR
SO TIGHT AND YOU'D LAUGH. AND THEN THERE
WAS ALWAYS YOUR FAVORITE LINE, "LOOK CLAIR,
AND THEN THERE WAS ALWAYS YOUR FAVORITE LINE,
"LOOK CLAIR, I CAN PUT HER WHOLE FOOT IN
FAVORITE LINE, "LOOK CLAIR, I CAN
PUT HER WHOLE FOOT IN MY MOUTH."
I CAN PUT HER WHOLE FOOT IN MY
MOUTH." >> YEAH, BUT YOU CAN ONLY HOLD
MY MOUTH." >> YEAH, BUT YOU CAN ONLY
HOLD THAT FOOT IN THERE FOR SO LONG,
YEAH, BUT YOU CAN ONLY HOLD THAT FOOT IN THERE
FOR SO LONG, AND THEN THE TOES START MOVING
THAT FOOT IN THERE FOR SO LONG, AND THEN THE
TOES START MOVING ALL AROUND AND THE FUN IS OVER.
AND THEN THE TOES START MOVING ALL AROUND AND
THE FUN IS OVER. >> CLIFF, LET'S JUST THINK ABOUT
ALL AROUND AND THE FUN IS OVER.
CLIFF, LET'S JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
CLIFF, LET'S JUST
THINK ABOUT IT. >> NO.
IT. >> NO. >>
SUPPOSE I WANT ONE?
NO. >> SUPPOSE I WANT ONE?
THEN YOU CAN TRY HAVING ONE
SUPPOSE I WANT ONE? >> THEN
YOU CAN TRY HAVING ONE WITHOUT ME.
THEN YOU CAN TRY HAVING
ONE WITHOUT ME. >> COME ON, CLIFF.
WITHOUT ME. >> COME
ON, CLIFF. SMELL IT.
COME ON, CLIFF. SMELL IT.
I DON'T WANT TO SMELL THAT
SMELL IT. >> I DON'T
WANT TO SMELL THAT BABY.
I DON'T WANT TO SMELL
THAT BABY. LISTEN TO ME PLEASE.
BABY. LISTEN TO ME
PLEASE. THIS THING IS A TRAP.
LISTEN TO ME PLEASE. THIS THING IS A
TRAP. THIS THING CAN SELL ANYTHING,
THIS THING IS A TRAP. THIS THING CAN SELL
ANYTHING, BUT YOU MUST ALSO REMEMBER THAT
THIS THING CAN SELL ANYTHING, BUT YOU MUST ALSO
REMEMBER THAT THIS GROWS UP AND IT GETS HIGH
BUT YOU MUST ALSO REMEMBER THAT THIS GROWS UP
AND IT GETS HIGH MARKS ON THE IQ TEST BUT GETS
THIS GROWS UP AND IT GETS HIGH MARKS
ON THE IQ TEST BUT GETS Ds IN SCHOOL.
MARKS ON THE IQ TEST BUT GETS Ds IN
SCHOOL. THIS GROWS UP AND TAKES THE CAR,
Ds IN SCHOOL. THIS GROWS UP AND TAKES
THE CAR, DRIVING ALL AROUND THE CITY,
THIS GROWS UP AND TAKES THE CAR, DRIVING ALL
AROUND THE CITY, HAS NO LICENSE, HAS NO DRIVER'S
DRIVING ALL AROUND THE CITY, HAS NO LICENSE,
HAS NO DRIVER'S PERMIT, COMES BACK AND THEN
HAS NO LICENSE, HAS NO DRIVER'S PERMIT, COMES
BACK AND THEN SAYS, "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?"
PERMIT, COMES BACK AND THEN SAYS, "WHAT DID
I DO WRONG?" I'M TELLING YOU THAT THIS IS
SAYS, "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?" I'M
TELLING YOU THAT THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISING.
I'M TELLING YOU THAT THIS IS FALSE
ADVERTISING. THIS IS TOTALLY DISHONEST.
FALSE ADVERTISING. THIS IS TOTALLY
DISHONEST. >> THEN YOU DON'T WANT ANOTHER
THIS IS TOTALLY DISHONEST. >>
THEN YOU DON'T WANT ANOTHER ONE?
THEN YOU DON'T WANT ANOTHER
ONE? >> LISTEN CLAIR, THERE ARE TIMES
ONE? >> LISTEN CLAIR, THERE ARE
TIMES AND THERE AREN'T MANY WHEN I
LISTEN CLAIR, THERE ARE TIMES AND THERE AREN'T
MANY WHEN I DON'T EVEN WANT THE ONES WE HAVE
AND THERE AREN'T MANY WHEN I DON'T
EVEN WANT THE ONES WE HAVE NOW.
DON'T EVEN WANT THE ONES WE HAVE
NOW. NO NO NO NO NO, RUDY, OUR LITTLE
NOW. NO NO NO NO NO, RUDY, OUR
LITTLE RUDY, ONE DAY SHE'S GOING TO BE
NO NO NO NO NO, RUDY, OUR LITTLE RUDY, ONE DAY
SHE'S GOING TO BE GONE AND THEN I WILL HAVE MY
RUDY, ONE DAY SHE'S GOING TO BE
GONE AND THEN I WILL HAVE MY WIFE BACK.
GONE AND THEN I WILL HAVE MY WIFE
BACK. >> WELL CLIFF, I'M NOT SO SURE
WIFE BACK. >> WELL CLIFF, I'M NOT
SO SURE THAT THIS FEELING'S GOING TO
WELL CLIFF, I'M NOT SO SURE THAT
THIS FEELING'S GOING TO GO AWAY.
THAT THIS FEELING'S GOING TO
GO AWAY. >> WELL YOU JUST TELL IT
GO AWAY. >> WELL YOU
JUST TELL IT TO GO AWAY.
WELL YOU JUST TELL IT TO GO
AWAY. >> BUT I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE
TO GO AWAY. >> BUT I CAN'T DO THAT
BECAUSE IT'S A VERY DEEP FEELING.
BUT I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE IT'S A VERY
DEEP FEELING. >> I WANT YOU TO SAY TO IT
IT'S A VERY DEEP FEELING. >> I WANT
YOU TO SAY TO IT DEEPLY, "GO AWAY."
I WANT YOU TO SAY TO IT DEEPLY, "GO
AWAY." >> I'M NOT SO SURE THAT'S GOING
DEEPLY, "GO AWAY." >> I'M NOT SO SURE THAT'S
GOING TO WORK, BUT WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT
I'M NOT SO SURE THAT'S GOING TO
WORK, BUT WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER.
TO WORK, BUT WE'LL TALK ABOUT
IT LATER. RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO TAKE
LATER. RIGHT NOW, I HAVE
TO TAKE THE BABY HOME.
RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO TAKE THE
BABY HOME. >> GOOD, AND DON'T YOU
THE BABY HOME. >> GOOD, AND
DON'T YOU COME BACK ANYMORE.
GOOD, AND DON'T YOU COME BACK
ANYMORE. YOU'RE A TROUBLEMAKER.
COME BACK ANYMORE. YOU'RE
A TROUBLEMAKER. >> HEY DAD!
YOU'RE A TROUBLEMAKER.
HEY DAD! WHAT DID I DO?
HEY DAD! WHAT DID I DO?
YOU USED TO SMELL GOOD.
DAD, WHERE'S THE BABY? >> OH, MOM TOOK
THE BABY BACK. >> WELL, DIDN'T SHE LIKE IT?
OH, MOM TOOK THE BABY BACK. >> WELL, DIDN'T
SHE LIKE IT? >> YEAH, SHE LIKED IT TOO MUCH.
WELL, DIDN'T SHE LIKE IT? >> YEAH, SHE LIKED
IT TOO MUCH. >> WELL, WHY DID SHE TAKE IT
YEAH, SHE LIKED IT TOO MUCH.
WELL, WHY DID SHE TAKE IT BACK?
WELL, WHY DID SHE TAKE IT
BACK? >> WELL BECAUSE IF YOUR MOM
BACK? >> WELL BECAUSE IF YOUR
MOM WANTS TO HAVE A BABY, SHE'S
WELL BECAUSE IF YOUR MOM WANTS TO
HAVE A BABY, SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE IT
WANTS TO HAVE A BABY, SHE'S
GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE IT HERSELF.
GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE IT HERSELF.
YOU COULD JUST BRING ONE HOME
HERSELF. >> YOU COULD JUST
BRING ONE HOME FROM WORK.
YOU COULD JUST BRING ONE
HOME FROM WORK. >> [LAUGHING]
FROM WORK. >> [LAUGHING] >>
MOM'S HAVING ANOTHER BABY?
[LAUGHING] >> MOM'S HAVING ANOTHER
BABY? >> SHE'S JUST THINKING ABOUT IT,
MOM'S HAVING ANOTHER BABY? >>
SHE'S JUST THINKING ABOUT IT, DEAR.
SHE'S JUST THINKING ABOUT IT,
DEAR. >> DO WE WANT ANOTHER ONE?
DEAR. >> DO WE WANT ANOTHER
ONE? >> I LIKE THE ONE THAT WAS HERE.
DO WE WANT ANOTHER ONE? >> I LIKE
THE ONE THAT WAS HERE. >> ANOTHER BABY?
I LIKE THE ONE THAT WAS HERE. >>
ANOTHER BABY? >> LOOK, SHE'S JUST THINKING
ANOTHER BABY? >> LOOK,
SHE'S JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.
LOOK, SHE'S JUST THINKING ABOUT
IT. >> WELL, DON'T WE GET A VOTE?
ABOUT IT. >> WELL, DON'T WE
GET A VOTE? >> A VOTE, FOR WHAT?
WELL, DON'T WE GET A VOTE?
A VOTE, FOR WHAT? DINNER?
A VOTE, FOR WHAT?
DINNER? HEY DAD, I WANT PIZZA.
DINNER? HEY DAD, I WANT PIZZA.
WE'RE NOT VOTING ABOUT
HEY DAD, I WANT PIZZA. >>
WE'RE NOT VOTING ABOUT DINNER.
WE'RE NOT VOTING ABOUT DINNER.
WHAT IS THIS, A DICTATORSHIP?
DINNER. >> WHAT IS THIS, A
DICTATORSHIP? >> WHAT ARE WE VOTING FOR?
WHAT IS THIS, A DICTATORSHIP? >> WHAT
ARE WE VOTING FOR? >> WE'RE NOT VOTING FOR
WHAT ARE WE VOTING FOR? >>
WE'RE NOT VOTING FOR ANYTHING.
WE'RE NOT VOTING FOR
ANYTHING. >> IT IS A DICTATORSHIP.
ANYTHING. >> IT IS A DICTATORSHIP.
IT'S TOO EARLY TO TALK
IT IS A DICTATORSHIP. >> IT'S
TOO EARLY TO TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY?
IT'S TOO EARLY TO TALK
ABOUT IT, OKAY? >> ABOUT WHAT?
ABOUT IT, OKAY? >> ABOUT
WHAT? >> MOM AND A BABY.
ABOUT WHAT? >> MOM AND
A BABY. >> MOM'S PREGNANT?
MOM AND A BABY. >> MOM'S
PREGNANT? >> NO, MOM IS NOT PREGNANT.
MOM'S PREGNANT? >> NO,
MOM IS NOT PREGNANT. >> OH, AH.
NO, MOM IS NOT PREGNANT.
OH, AH. >> "OH, AH."
OH, AH. >> "OH, AH." WHAT
DOES THAT MEAN, DENISE?
"OH, AH." WHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
DENISE? >> WELL NO OFFENSE, DADDY,
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, DENISE? >> WELL NO
OFFENSE, DADDY, BUT YOU AND MOM ARE GETTING
WELL NO OFFENSE, DADDY, BUT
YOU AND MOM ARE GETTING UP THERE.
BUT YOU AND MOM ARE GETTING UP
THERE. >> YOU SAY THAT TO SAY WHAT?
UP THERE. >> YOU SAY THAT TO
SAY WHAT? >> SHE MEANS YOU'RE OLD.
YOU SAY THAT TO SAY WHAT? >> SHE MEANS
YOU'RE OLD. SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO HURT
SHE MEANS YOU'RE OLD. SHE JUST
DOESN'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO HURT
YOUR FEELINGS. >> AND YOU DO.
YOUR FEELINGS. >> AND YOU
DO. >> HEY, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
AND YOU DO. >> HEY, I
DON'T THINK YOU'RE OLD.
HEY, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
OLD. >> DADDY, IT'S NOT LIKE I THINK
OLD. >> DADDY, IT'S NOT LIKE I
THINK YOU'RE DECREPIT OR ANYTHING.
DADDY, IT'S NOT LIKE I THINK YOU'RE DECREPIT
OR ANYTHING. IT'S JUST THAT WHEN OLDER PEOPLE
YOU'RE DECREPIT OR ANYTHING. IT'S JUST THAT
WHEN OLDER PEOPLE HAVE BABIES, IT'S KIND OF
IT'S JUST THAT WHEN OLDER PEOPLE
HAVE BABIES, IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING.
HAVE BABIES, IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING.
I MEAN THERE ARE PEOPLE I
EMBARRASSING. >> I MEAN THERE ARE
PEOPLE I HAPPEN TO KNOW WHO ARE MUCH
I MEAN THERE ARE PEOPLE I HAPPEN TO KNOW
WHO ARE MUCH OLDER THAN YOUR MOTHER AND I
HAPPEN TO KNOW WHO ARE MUCH OLDER THAN YOUR
MOTHER AND I AND THEY HAVE BECOME PARENTS.
OLDER THAN YOUR MOTHER AND I AND THEY HAVE
BECOME PARENTS. NOW IF YOUR MOTHER AND I DECIDE
AND THEY HAVE BECOME PARENTS. NOW IF YOUR MOTHER
AND I DECIDE TO HAVE A BABY, I AM QUITE SURE
NOW IF YOUR MOTHER AND I DECIDE TO HAVE A BABY,
I AM QUITE SURE THAT WE WILL NOT GO INTO THE
TO HAVE A BABY, I AM QUITE SURE THAT WE WILL
NOT GO INTO THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS.
THAT WE WILL NOT GO INTO THE GUINNESS BOOK OF
WORLD RECORDS. >> HEY, THEN WHY DON'T YOU WAIT?
GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS. >> HEY, THEN WHY
DON'T YOU WAIT? >> WE SHOULD'VE WAITED WITH YOU.
HEY, THEN WHY DON'T YOU WAIT? >> WE SHOULD'VE
WAITED WITH YOU. NOW, YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE NOT
WE SHOULD'VE WAITED WITH YOU. NOW, YOUR
MOTHER AND I HAVE NOT MADE UP OUR MINDS.
NOW, YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE NOT
MADE UP OUR MINDS. WE JUST DON'T KNOW.
MADE UP OUR MINDS. WE JUST DON'T
KNOW. NOW IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU GUYS?
WE JUST DON'T KNOW. NOW IS
THAT OKAY WITH YOU GUYS? >> GOOD.
NOW IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU
GUYS? >> GOOD. >> WHAT'S THAT FOR?
GOOD. >> WHAT'S
THAT FOR? >> NOTHING.
WHAT'S THAT FOR? >> NOTHING.
NO NO, YOU GOT SOME TEENAGE
NOTHING. >> NO NO, YOU GOT SOME
TEENAGE WORDS OF WISDOM TO SPEW OUT.
NO NO, YOU GOT SOME TEENAGE WORDS
OF WISDOM TO SPEW OUT. >> NOTHING, DADDY.
WORDS OF WISDOM TO SPEW OUT.
NOTHING, DADDY. IT'S YOUR LIFE.
NOTHING, DADDY. IT'S
YOUR LIFE. JUST DON'T BLOW IT.
IT'S YOUR LIFE. JUST DON'T BLOW
IT. >> I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T HOLD
JUST DON'T BLOW IT. >> I'M
GLAD YOU DIDN'T HOLD BACK.
I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T
HOLD BACK. >> I'M HOME!
BACK. >> I'M HOME! >> NOW
LOOK, YOUR MOM IS HERE.
I'M HOME! >> NOW LOOK, YOUR MOM
IS HERE. I WANT YOU GUYS TO JUST ACT
NOW LOOK, YOUR MOM IS HERE. I WANT
YOU GUYS TO JUST ACT NORMALLY, OKAY?
I WANT YOU GUYS TO JUST
ACT NORMALLY, OKAY? >> HI.
NORMALLY, OKAY? >> HI. >> HEY!
THEY JUST LOVE TO
LOOK AT YOU, DEAR. SO DO I.
TODAY, I SAW THE MOST
WONDERFUL THING AT THE SUPERMARKET.
THE MOST WONDERFUL THING AT
THE SUPERMARKET. LOOK AT THIS.
AT THE SUPERMARKET.
LOOK AT THIS. >> DIAPERS.
LOOK AT THIS. >> DIAPERS. >>
WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HOW THEY'VE
DIAPERS. >> WAIT 'TIL YOU
SEE HOW THEY'VE IMPROVED THEM.
WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HOW THEY'VE
IMPROVED THEM. I PROMISE YOU, 5 YEARS AGO,
IMPROVED THEM. I PROMISE YOU, 5
YEARS AGO, WE HAD NOTHING LIKE THIS.
I PROMISE YOU, 5 YEARS AGO, WE HAD
NOTHING LIKE THIS. NOW, WATCH THIS.
WE HAD NOTHING LIKE THIS. NOW, WATCH
THIS. YOU CAN PULL THIS THING OPEN
NOW, WATCH THIS. YOU CAN PULL
THIS THING OPEN AND PEAK INSIDE
YOU CAN PULL THIS THING OPEN AND
PEAK INSIDE AND CLOSE IT BACK UP AGAIN.
AND PEAK INSIDE AND CLOSE
IT BACK UP AGAIN. RIP, SNAP!
AND CLOSE IT BACK UP AGAIN.
RIP, SNAP! WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I'LL BE LATE FOR WORK. >> NO, THIS WON'T
TAKE LONG. I JUST WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE.
NO, THIS WON'T TAKE LONG. I JUST WANT
YOU TO MEET SOMEONE. HELLO, MRS. BURKE?
I JUST WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE. HELLO,
MRS. BURKE? WELL, HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT
HELLO, MRS. BURKE? WELL, HAVE
YOU GAINED WEIGHT SINCE I WAS GONE?
WELL, HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT
SINCE I WAS GONE? >> [LAUGHING]
SINCE I WAS GONE? >>
[LAUGHING] >> THIS IS MRS. BURKE.
[LAUGHING] >> THIS IS MRS.
BURKE. THIS IS MY WIFE, CLAIR.
THIS IS MRS. BURKE. THIS
IS MY WIFE, CLAIR. >> HELLO.
THIS IS MY WIFE, CLAIR. >>
HELLO. >> NICE TO MEET YOU, CLAIR.
HELLO. >> NICE TO MEET YOU,
CLAIR. >> MRS. BURKE IS A REGULAR,
NICE TO MEET YOU, CLAIR. >> MRS. BURKE IS
A REGULAR, AND MRS. BURKE IS 43 YEARS OLD.
MRS. BURKE IS A REGULAR, AND MRS.
BURKE IS 43 YEARS OLD. >> PLEASE, DOCTOR.
AND MRS. BURKE IS 43 YEARS OLD. >> PLEASE,
DOCTOR. >> PLEASE, MY WIFE IS UP THERE
PLEASE, DOCTOR. >> PLEASE,
MY WIFE IS UP THERE TOO.
PLEASE, MY WIFE IS UP THERE
TOO. >> OH THANK YOU, CLIFF.
TOO. >> OH THANK YOU, CLIFF.
WELL NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
OH THANK YOU, CLIFF. >> WELL NOW,
WAIT A MINUTE, I'M OLDER THAN EVERYBODY
WELL NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, I'M
OLDER THAN EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM.
I'M OLDER THAN EVERYBODY IN THIS
ROOM. SO, WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST SIT
IN THIS ROOM. SO, WHY DON'T
YOU ALL JUST SIT DOWN HERE.
SO, WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST SIT DOWN
HERE. NOW, MRS. BURKE WOULD YOU PLEASE
DOWN HERE. NOW, MRS. BURKE WOULD YOU
PLEASE TELL MY WIFE HOW MANY CHILDREN
NOW, MRS. BURKE WOULD YOU PLEASE
TELL MY WIFE HOW MANY CHILDREN YOU HAVE.
TELL MY WIFE HOW MANY
CHILDREN YOU HAVE. >> TWELVE.
YOU HAVE. >> TWELVE. >>
TWELVE, AND YOU'RE BACK
TWELVE. >> TWELVE,
AND YOU'RE BACK AGAIN.
TWELVE, AND YOU'RE
BACK AGAIN. >> YEP, 13.
AGAIN. >> YEP, 13.
THIRTEEN TIMES.
YEP, 13. >> THIRTEEN
TIMES. >> THIRTEEN.
THIRTEEN TIMES.
THIRTEEN. >> YES.
THIRTEEN. >> YES. >> UH
MRS. BURKE, MAY I ASK YOU
YES. >> UH MRS. BURKE,
MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
UH MRS. BURKE, MAY I ASK
YOU A QUESTION? >> OH SURE.
A QUESTION? >> OH SURE.
TAKE YOUR TIME, DEAR.
OH SURE. >> TAKE YOUR TIME,
DEAR. >> WELL, FORGIVE ME FOR BEING
TAKE YOUR TIME, DEAR. >> WELL, FORGIVE ME
FOR BEING PERSONAL, BUT WHERE DID YOU GET
WELL, FORGIVE ME FOR BEING PERSONAL,
BUT WHERE DID YOU GET THAT DRESS?
PERSONAL, BUT WHERE DID
YOU GET THAT DRESS? >> THIS?
THAT DRESS? >> THIS? >>
THAT DRESS IS FANTASTIC AND
THIS? >> THAT DRESS IS FANTASTIC
AND YOU LOOK FANTASTIC IN IT WITH
THAT DRESS IS FANTASTIC AND YOU
LOOK FANTASTIC IN IT WITH 12 CHILDREN.
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC IN IT WITH
12 CHILDREN. HOW DO YOU DO IT?
12 CHILDREN. HOW DO YOU DO IT?
WELL, I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF,
HOW DO YOU DO IT? >> WELL, I
TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, OF COURSE.
WELL, I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, OF
COURSE. AND YOU KNOW, THE CHILDREN KEEP
OF COURSE. AND YOU KNOW,
THE CHILDREN KEEP ME YOUNG.
AND YOU KNOW, THE CHILDREN KEEP ME
YOUNG. IT SEEMS LIKE THE MORE I HAVE,
ME YOUNG. IT SEEMS LIKE THE
MORE I HAVE, THE YOUNGER I FEEL.
IT SEEMS LIKE THE MORE I HAVE, THE YOUNGER
I FEEL. >> OKAY, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY.
THE YOUNGER I FEEL. >> OKAY, THAT'S IT
FOR TODAY. I HAVE A VERY BUSY OFFICE AND...
OKAY, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY. I HAVE A VERY BUSY
OFFICE AND... >> MRS. BURKE, DO YOU HAVE TIME
I HAVE A VERY BUSY OFFICE AND... >> MRS.
BURKE, DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR A COFFEE?
MRS. BURKE, DO YOU HAVE TIME
FOR A COFFEE? >> OH, I WOULD LOVE TO.
FOR A COFFEE? >> OH, I WOULD LOVE
TO. >> NO DEAR, YOU DON'T HAVE TIME.
OH, I WOULD LOVE TO. >> NO DEAR, YOU
DON'T HAVE TIME. YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK.
NO DEAR, YOU DON'T HAVE TIME. YOU
HAVE TO GO TO WORK. >> JUST LET ME CALL MY
YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK. >>
JUST LET ME CALL MY BABYSITTER.
JUST LET ME CALL MY
BABYSITTER. >> BABYSITTERS.
BABYSITTER. >>
BABYSITTERS. >> [LAUGHING]
BABYSITTERS. >> [LAUGHING]
CLIFF, THAT WOMAN!
[LAUGHING] >> CLIFF,
THAT WOMAN! >> THIRTEEN.
CLIFF, THAT WOMAN!
THIRTEEN. >> I KNOW.
THIRTEEN. >> I KNOW.
DID YOU SEE HOW SHE LOOKS?
I KNOW. DID YOU SEE
HOW SHE LOOKS? INCREDIBLE.
DID YOU SEE HOW SHE LOOKS?
INCREDIBLE. THERE'S NOT A WRINKLE.
INCREDIBLE. THERE'S NOT
A WRINKLE. SHE'S LAUGHING.
THERE'S NOT A WRINKLE. SHE'S
LAUGHING. >> SHE'S GOT TO LAUGH.
SHE'S LAUGHING. >> SHE'S GOT TO
LAUGH. THAT WOMAN HAS A BASEBALL TEAM
SHE'S GOT TO LAUGH. THAT WOMAN HAS
A BASEBALL TEAM WITH FOUR PINCH HITTERS.
THAT WOMAN HAS A BASEBALL TEAM WITH
FOUR PINCH HITTERS. >> SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE
WITH FOUR PINCH HITTERS. >>
SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE INSPIRATION.
SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE INSPIRATION.
DEAR, MRS. BURKE ONCE HAD
INSPIRATION. >> DEAR,
MRS. BURKE ONCE HAD FIVE.
DEAR, MRS. BURKE ONCE HAD FIVE.
YOU COULD BE HER EIGHT CHILDREN
FIVE. YOU COULD BE HER
EIGHT CHILDREN FROM NOW.
YOU COULD BE HER EIGHT CHILDREN
FROM NOW. >> WELL, I HOPE I LOOK
FROM NOW. >> WELL, I
HOPE I LOOK THAT GOOD.
WELL, I HOPE I LOOK
THAT GOOD. OH CLIFF, THANKS
THAT GOOD. OH CLIFF,
THANKS FOR INTRODUCING US.
OH CLIFF, THANKS FOR INTRODUCING
US. >> IT WAS A GOOD IDEA
FOR INTRODUCING US. >> IT
WAS A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME.
AND SO THE WOLF SAID,
"LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN!
"LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG,
LET ME IN! LET ME IN!"
LET ME IN! LET ME IN!"
DO YOU LIKE THAT VOICE?
LET ME IN!" DO YOU
LIKE THAT VOICE? >> NO!
DO YOU LIKE THAT
VOICE? >> NO! >> WHY?
NO! >> WHY? >> YOU
DID IT DIFFERENT BEFORE?
WHY? >> YOU DID IT DIFFERENT
BEFORE? >> WELL, THAT WAS A DIFFERENT
YOU DID IT DIFFERENT BEFORE?
WELL, THAT WAS A DIFFERENT WOLF.
WELL, THAT WAS A DIFFERENT
WOLF. >> IT'S THE SAME STORY.
WOLF. >> IT'S THE SAME STORY.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S THE SAME STORY. >> YOU KNOW
YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT WAS THE WOLF FROM
YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT WAS
THE WOLF FROM "LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD."
THAT WAS THE WOLF FROM "LITTLE RED RIDING
HOOD." THE ONE FOR "THE LITTLE PIGS,"
"LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD." THE ONE FOR "THE
LITTLE PIGS," YOU PUT YOUR FINGER ON MY NOSE,
THE ONE FOR "THE LITTLE PIGS," YOU
PUT YOUR FINGER ON MY NOSE, REMEMBER?
YOU PUT YOUR FINGER ON MY
NOSE, REMEMBER? NOW, GO AHEAD.
REMEMBER? NOW, GO
AHEAD. GIVE A LITTLE SQUEEZE.
NOW, GO AHEAD. GIVE A LITTLE
SQUEEZE. BE GENTLE NOW.
GIVE A LITTLE SQUEEZE. BE GENTLE
NOW. OKAY, HERE WE GO, "LITTLE PIG,
BE GENTLE NOW. OKAY, HERE WE
GO, "LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN!"
OKAY, HERE WE GO, "LITTLE PIG, LITTLE
PIG, LET ME IN!" OKAY, LET GO NOW BECAUSE
LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN!" OKAY, LET GO
NOW BECAUSE THIS WOLF HAS A COLD.
OKAY, LET GO NOW BECAUSE THIS
WOLF HAS A COLD. >> DAD, CAN WE TALK?
THIS WOLF HAS A COLD. >>
DAD, CAN WE TALK? >> UH, YEAH.
DAD, CAN WE TALK?
UH, YEAH. HERE.
UH, YEAH. HERE. >>
WHAT ABOUT THE STORY?
HERE. >> WHAT ABOUT THE
STORY? >> ALL RIGHT, DON'T WORRY.
WHAT ABOUT THE STORY? >> ALL RIGHT,
DON'T WORRY. HERE, YOU JUST USE THIS AS
ALL RIGHT, DON'T WORRY. HERE, YOU JUST USE
THIS AS A BOOKMARK AND WE'LL GET BACK TO
HERE, YOU JUST USE THIS AS A
BOOKMARK AND WE'LL GET BACK TO IT.
A BOOKMARK AND WE'LL
GET BACK TO IT. GO AHEAD.
IT. GO AHEAD. >> [LAUGHING]
GO AHEAD. >> [LAUGHING]
ALL RIGHT, LAY IT ON ME.
[LAUGHING] >> ALL RIGHT, LAY IT
ON ME. >> DAD, IT'S ABOUT THE BABY.
ALL RIGHT, LAY IT ON ME. >> DAD, IT'S ABOUT
THE BABY. >> YOUR MOTHER AND I MAY NOT
DAD, IT'S ABOUT THE BABY. >> YOUR MOTHER AND
I MAY NOT HAVE A BABY, BUT I CERTAINLY DO
YOUR MOTHER AND I MAY NOT HAVE A BABY, BUT
I CERTAINLY DO HOPE THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING
HAVE A BABY, BUT I CERTAINLY DO HOPE THAT YOU
HAVE SOMETHING WAITING IN RESERVE TO WORRY
HOPE THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING
WAITING IN RESERVE TO WORRY ABOUT.
WAITING IN RESERVE TO WORRY
ABOUT. >> YEAH DAD, I MEAN WHAT IF YOU
ABOUT. >> YEAH DAD, I MEAN
WHAT IF YOU DO HAVE IT?
YEAH DAD, I MEAN WHAT IF YOU DO
HAVE IT? >> YOU ARE DETERMINED TO BE
DO HAVE IT? >> YOU ARE DETERMINED
TO BE UNHAPPY, AREN'T YOU?
YOU ARE DETERMINED TO BE UNHAPPY,
AREN'T YOU? >> MY FRIEND DEIDRE HAS A NEW
UNHAPPY, AREN'T YOU? >> MY FRIEND DEIDRE
HAS A NEW BABY AND SHE SAYS IT'S HORRIBLE.
MY FRIEND DEIDRE HAS A NEW BABY AND SHE SAYS
IT'S HORRIBLE. IT CRIES FOR NO REASON AT ALL.
BABY AND SHE SAYS IT'S HORRIBLE. IT CRIES FOR
NO REASON AT ALL. AND DAD, BABIES DO NOT SMELL
IT CRIES FOR NO REASON AT ALL. AND DAD,
BABIES DO NOT SMELL THAT GOOD ALL THE TIME.
AND DAD, BABIES DO NOT SMELL THAT GOOD ALL
THE TIME. COULDN'T WE FORGET ABOUT A BABY
THAT GOOD ALL THE TIME. COULDN'T WE
FORGET ABOUT A BABY AND GET A DOG?
COULDN'T WE FORGET ABOUT A BABY
AND GET A DOG? I MEAN DOGS SMELL GREAT!
AND GET A DOG? I MEAN DOGS
SMELL GREAT! >> NO, THEY DON'T.
I MEAN DOGS SMELL GREAT! >> NO, THEY
DON'T. >> WELL, THEY SMELL BETTER THAN
NO, THEY DON'T. >> WELL, THEY
SMELL BETTER THAN BABIES DO.
WELL, THEY SMELL BETTER THAN
BABIES DO. >> ONLY TO OTHER DOGS.
BABIES DO. >> ONLY TO OTHER
DOGS. NOW COME HERE PLEASE, DEAR.
ONLY TO OTHER DOGS. NOW COME HERE PLEASE,
DEAR. NOW, NO MATTER WHAT ELSE COMES
NOW COME HERE PLEASE, DEAR. NOW, NO MATTER WHAT
ELSE COMES INTO THIS HOUSE, YOU WILL ALWAYS
NOW, NO MATTER WHAT ELSE COMES INTO
THIS HOUSE, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE LOVED BY US.
INTO THIS HOUSE, YOU WILL ALWAYS
BE LOVED BY US. YOU UNDERSTAND?
BE LOVED BY US. YOU UNDERSTAND?
NOW, I KNOW YOU WORRY.
YOU UNDERSTAND? NOW, I
KNOW YOU WORRY. YOU COMPLAIN.
NOW, I KNOW YOU WORRY. YOU COMPLAIN.
YOU SEE PROBLEMS WHERE THERE ARE
YOU COMPLAIN. YOU SEE PROBLEMS WHERE
THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER, BUT
YOU SEE PROBLEMS WHERE THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS
WHATSOEVER, BUT THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU
NO PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER, BUT THAT'S THE
GREAT THING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY?
THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY? YOU ARE OUR VANESSA.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY? YOU
ARE OUR VANESSA. UNDERSTAND?
YOU ARE OUR VANESSA.
UNDERSTAND? >> I LOVE YOU, DADDY.
UNDERSTAND? >> I LOVE YOU, DADDY.
THAT MAKES ME FEEL REAL HAPPY.
I LOVE YOU, DADDY. THAT MAKES ME FEEL
REAL HAPPY. >> YES, AND I KNOW THIS FEELING
THAT MAKES ME FEEL REAL HAPPY. >>
YES, AND I KNOW THIS FEELING SHALL PASS.
WHO IS THAT? >> I ASKED MAMA
TO COME OVER. >> OH REALLY?
I ASKED MAMA TO COME
OVER. >> OH REALLY? >> MOM!
OH REALLY? >> MOM! >> CLAIR!
MOM! >> CLAIR! CLIFF!
CLAIR! CLIFF! >> MY
FAVORITE MOTHER-IN-LAW.
CLIFF! >> MY FAVORITE
MOTHER-IN-LAW. >> OH VANESSA!
MY FAVORITE MOTHER-IN-LAW.
OH VANESSA! OH MY BABY!
OH VANESSA! OH MY BABY!
GIRL, YOU GETTIN' OLDER EVERY
OH MY BABY! GIRL, YOU
GETTIN' OLDER EVERY DAY.
GIRL, YOU GETTIN' OLDER EVERY
DAY. >> DOESN'T EVERYONE?
DAY. >> DOESN'T
EVERYONE? >> NOT ME.
DOESN'T EVERYONE? >> NOT
ME. >> HAVE A SIT DOWN, MOM.
NOT ME. >> HAVE A SIT DOWN,
MOM. >> OH, MOM AND I ARE GOING TO
HAVE A SIT DOWN, MOM. >> OH, MOM AND I
ARE GOING TO TALK IN THE KITCHEN, WOMAN TO
OH, MOM AND I ARE GOING TO TALK
IN THE KITCHEN, WOMAN TO WOMAN.
TALK IN THE KITCHEN, WOMAN TO
WOMAN. >> WOMAN TO... IS YOUR MOTHER
WOMAN. >> WOMAN TO... IS YOUR
MOTHER GOING TO HAVE A BABY TOO?
WOMAN TO... IS YOUR MOTHER GOING TO HAVE
A BABY TOO? >> COME ON, MAMA, LET'S GO.
GOING TO HAVE A BABY TOO? >> COME ON, MAMA,
LET'S GO. >> CLAIR, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
COME ON, MAMA, LET'S GO. >> CLAIR,
WHAT'S THE MATTER? >> I DON'T KNOW.
CLAIR, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME.
I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME.
FINISHED MY HOMEWORK, DAD.
YOU TELL ME. >> FINISHED MY
HOMEWORK, DAD. >> YOU READ MY MIND.
FINISHED MY HOMEWORK, DAD. >> YOU READ
MY MIND. >> NOW, ARE YOU READY TO LOSE?
YOU READ MY MIND. >> NOW, ARE YOU READY
TO LOSE? >> [LAUGHING] I LOVE YOU MY BOY.
NOW, ARE YOU READY TO LOSE? >> [LAUGHING] I
LOVE YOU MY BOY. PLAY AGAINST ME, YOU BETTER BE
[LAUGHING] I LOVE YOU MY BOY. PLAY AGAINST ME,
YOU BETTER BE READY TO BURN THOSE SAD SNEAKERS
PLAY AGAINST ME, YOU BETTER BE READY
TO BURN THOSE SAD SNEAKERS YOU HAVE.
READY TO BURN THOSE SAD
SNEAKERS YOU HAVE. >> HEY GRANDMA!
YOU HAVE. >> HEY
GRANDMA! >> HEY BABY!
HEY GRANDMA! >> HEY
BABY! >> YOU DON'T SEE US.
HEY BABY! >> YOU DON'T
SEE US. THIS IS NOT US.
YOU DON'T SEE US. THIS IS NOT
US. YOU THINK YOU SEE US, BUT THAT'S
THIS IS NOT US. YOU THINK YOU SEE US,
BUT THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU MISS US SO MUCH.
YOU THINK YOU SEE US, BUT THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU
MISS US SO MUCH. >> SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?
'CAUSE YOU MISS US SO MUCH. >> SO, WHAT'S
GOING ON? >> MAMA, YESTERDAY I TOUCHED
SO, WHAT'S GOING ON? >>
MAMA, YESTERDAY I TOUCHED A BABY.
MAMA, YESTERDAY I
TOUCHED A BABY. >> IS THAT ALL?
A BABY. >> IS THAT ALL? >>
WELL, I THINK I MIGHT WANT
IS THAT ALL? >> WELL, I THINK
I MIGHT WANT ANOTHER ONE.
WELL, I THINK I MIGHT WANT
ANOTHER ONE. >> WHAT HAPPENED?
ANOTHER ONE. >> WHAT
HAPPENED? YOU HELD IT, HUH?
WHAT HAPPENED? YOU
HELD IT, HUH? >> UH-HUH.
YOU HELD IT, HUH? >>
UH-HUH. >> AND YOU SMELLED IT.
UH-HUH. >> AND YOU
SMELLED IT. >> UH-HUH.
AND YOU SMELLED
IT. >> UH-HUH. >> CLIFF?
UH-HUH. >> CLIFF? >>
WELL, HE WOULDN'T SMELL IT.
CLIFF? >> WELL, HE
WOULDN'T SMELL IT. >> SMART.
WELL, HE WOULDN'T SMELL
IT. >> SMART. >> OH, COME ON.
SMART. >> OH, COME ON.
NOW, THIS IS SERIOUS NOW.
OH, COME ON. NOW, THIS IS SERIOUS
NOW. I'M NOT AN IMPETUOUS PERSON, BUT
NOW, THIS IS SERIOUS NOW. I'M NOT AN IMPETUOUS
PERSON, BUT WHEN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE, TINY
I'M NOT AN IMPETUOUS PERSON, BUT WHEN YOU GIVE
ME A LITTLE, TINY BABY AND IT'S SO SOFT AND SO
WHEN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE, TINY BABY AND IT'S
SO SOFT AND SO WARM AND HOLD... YOU UNDERSTAND.
BABY AND IT'S SO SOFT AND SO WARM AND HOLD...
YOU UNDERSTAND. >> YES, IT'S THE TRAP.
WARM AND HOLD... YOU UNDERSTAND.
YES, IT'S THE TRAP. >> YOU TOO, HUH?
YES, IT'S THE TRAP. >> YOU TOO,
HUH? >> LOOK CLAIR, WHAT YOU'RE GOING
YOU TOO, HUH? >> LOOK CLAIR,
WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH IS NOT NEW.
LOOK CLAIR, WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH IS
NOT NEW. YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU AND CLIFF GOT
THROUGH IS NOT NEW. YOU KNOW, WHEN
YOU AND CLIFF GOT MARRIED, WHAT DID I SAY?
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU AND CLIFF GOT MARRIED,
WHAT DID I SAY? >> YOU WANTED ME TO HAVE
MARRIED, WHAT DID I SAY? >>
YOU WANTED ME TO HAVE A CHILD.
YOU WANTED ME TO
HAVE A CHILD. >> WHY?
A CHILD. >> WHY? >> REVENGE.
WHY? >> REVENGE. >>
IF YOU WANT THE JOY OF
REVENGE. >> IF YOU WANT THE
JOY OF A CHILD WITHOUT THE BOTHER,
IF YOU WANT THE JOY OF A CHILD WITHOUT
THE BOTHER, THERE'S A VERY SIMPLE ANSWER.
A CHILD WITHOUT THE BOTHER, THERE'S A
VERY SIMPLE ANSWER. >> GRANDCHILDREN.
THERE'S A VERY SIMPLE ANSWER. >>
GRANDCHILDREN. >> THEY'RE PERFECT.
GRANDCHILDREN. >> THEY'RE
PERFECT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, YOU GO
THEY'RE PERFECT. IF YOU
DON'T LIKE THEM, YOU GO HOME.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, YOU GO
HOME. >> MAMA, DIDN'T YOU WANT
HOME. >> MAMA, DIDN'T
YOU WANT ANYMORE?
MAMA, DIDN'T YOU
WANT ANYMORE? >> NO.
ANYMORE? >> NO. >> WHY?
NO. >> WHY? >>
BECAUSE THE OLDER YOU ARE
WHY? >> BECAUSE THE OLDER YOU
ARE WHEN YOU HAVE THEM, THE OLDER
BECAUSE THE OLDER YOU ARE WHEN YOU HAVE
THEM, THE OLDER YOU ARE WHEN THEY COME BACK.
WHEN YOU HAVE THEM, THE OLDER YOU ARE WHEN
THEY COME BACK. >> MOM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
YOU ARE WHEN THEY COME BACK. >>
MOM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
MOM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? THEY DON'T COME BACK.
ABOUT? THEY DON'T COME BACK.
JOHN AND EDNA MORTON, YOU
THEY DON'T COME BACK. >> JOHN AND
EDNA MORTON, YOU REMEMBER THEM?
JOHN AND EDNA MORTON, YOU REMEMBER
THEM? THEY HAVE A DAUGHTER YOUR AGE.
REMEMBER THEM? THEY HAVE A
DAUGHTER YOUR AGE. SHE CAME BACK.
THEY HAVE A DAUGHTER YOUR AGE.
SHE CAME BACK. HER HUSBAND LEFT HER,
SHE CAME BACK. HER HUSBAND
LEFT HER, 3 CHILDREN, 14, 11 AND 2.
HER HUSBAND LEFT HER, 3 CHILDREN,
14, 11 AND 2. THEY ALL CAME BACK.
3 CHILDREN, 14, 11 AND 2. THEY ALL CAME
BACK. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, CLAIR?
THEY ALL CAME BACK. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING,
CLAIR? IF YOU HAVE ONE NOW, BY THE TIME
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, CLAIR? IF YOU HAVE ONE
NOW, BY THE TIME YOU ARE 70, THEY'LL BE BACK.
IF YOU HAVE ONE NOW, BY THE TIME YOU ARE
70, THEY'LL BE BACK. >> OKAY MAMA, THAT'S
YOU ARE 70, THEY'LL BE BACK. >> OKAY
MAMA, THAT'S ONE ISOLATED INCIDENT...
OKAY MAMA, THAT'S ONE ISOLATED
INCIDENT... >> AARON AND MAXINE DAVENPORT
ONE ISOLATED INCIDENT... >> AARON AND MAXINE
DAVENPORT HAVE A SON, 45, HIS WIFE DIES.
AARON AND MAXINE DAVENPORT HAVE A SON, 45,
HIS WIFE DIES. HE COMES HOME BRINGING 2 BOYS,
HAVE A SON, 45, HIS WIFE DIES. HE
COMES HOME BRINGING 2 BOYS, 23 AND 21.
HE COMES HOME BRINGING 2 BOYS, 23
AND 21. NONE OF THEM ARE WORKING.
23 AND 21. NONE OF THEM ARE WORKING.
OKAY, SO THAT'S TWO ISOLATED
NONE OF THEM ARE WORKING. >> OKAY,
SO THAT'S TWO ISOLATED INCIDENTS.
OKAY, SO THAT'S TWO ISOLATED
INCIDENTS. >> SYDNEY AND RAMONA HARTSNAIL,
INCIDENTS. >> SYDNEY AND RAMONA
HARTSNAIL, UNMARRIED DAUGHTER COMES HOME
SYDNEY AND RAMONA HARTSNAIL, UNMARRIED
DAUGHTER COMES HOME WITH A BABY...
UNMARRIED DAUGHTER COMES HOME
WITH A BABY... >> MAMA, WHAT DO YOU DO, GO
WITH A BABY... >> MAMA, WHAT DO YOU DO,
GO AROUND COLLECTING THESE STORIES?
MAMA, WHAT DO YOU DO, GO AROUND COLLECTING
THESE STORIES? >> THEY ARE NOT JUST STORIES.
AROUND COLLECTING THESE STORIES? >>
THEY ARE NOT JUST STORIES. THEY HAPPENED.
THEY ARE NOT JUST STORIES. THEY
HAPPENED. DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU.
THEY HAPPENED. DON'T LET IT HAPPEN
TO YOU. HOW'S THE FEELING NOW?
DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU.
HOW'S THE FEELING NOW? >> LESS.
HOW'S THE FEELING NOW?
LESS. >> TAKE MY ADVICE,
LESS. >> TAKE MY
ADVICE, GRANDCHILDREN.
TAKE MY ADVICE,
GRANDCHILDREN. >> GRANDMA, HI.
GRANDCHILDREN. >>
GRANDMA, HI. >> HELLO... 16.
GRANDMA, HI. >> HELLO... 16.
YOU'LL HAVE ONE FOR YOUR MAMA,
HELLO... 16. YOU'LL HAVE ONE
FOR YOUR MAMA, WON'T YOU?
YOU'LL HAVE ONE FOR YOUR
MAMA, WON'T YOU? >> WHAT?
WON'T YOU? >> WHAT? >> A BABY.
WHAT? >> A BABY. >> SURE.
A BABY. >> SURE. >> PROMISE?
SURE. >> PROMISE? >> YEAH.
PROMISE? >> YEAH. >> WAIT.
YEAH. >> WAIT. >>
CAN I FINISH HIGH SCHOOL
WAIT. >> CAN I FINISH
HIGH SCHOOL FIRST?
CAN I FINISH HIGH SCHOOL
FIRST? >> COME ON, CUT THE... NO NO,
FIRST? >> COME ON, CUT
THE... NO NO, NO YOU DON'T.
COME ON, CUT THE... NO NO, NO
YOU DON'T. NO NO, DON'T EVEN TRY IT!
NO YOU DON'T. NO NO, DON'T
EVEN TRY IT! YOU BLEW IT AGAIN!
NO NO, DON'T EVEN TRY IT! YOU
BLEW IT AGAIN! ALL RIGHT, LOOK OUT!
THAT PUTS ME TWO AHEAD, DAD. >> YOU DON'T
WANT TO CALL A FOUL 'CAUSE YOU'RE TIRED?
YOU DON'T WANT TO CALL A FOUL
'CAUSE YOU'RE TIRED? >> I'M JUST WARMING UP
A FOUL 'CAUSE YOU'RE TIRED? >> I'M
JUST WARMING UP BUT IF YOU NEED TO REST.
I'M JUST WARMING UP BUT IF YOU
NEED TO REST. >> WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE
BUT IF YOU NEED TO REST. >> WHEN I WAS YOUR
AGE, WE PLAYED FROM SUN UP TO SUN DOWN.
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE PLAYED FROM SUN UP
TO SUN DOWN. AND WHEN IT GOT TOO DARK, WE
PLAYED FROM SUN UP TO SUN DOWN. AND WHEN IT
GOT TOO DARK, WE CARRIED CANDLES IN OUR HAND.
AND WHEN IT GOT TOO DARK, WE
CARRIED CANDLES IN OUR HAND. >> DAD...
CARRIED CANDLES IN OUR
HAND. >> DAD... >> WHAT?
DAD... >> WHAT? >> DID
YOU GET ENOUGH REST OR DO
WHAT? >> DID YOU GET ENOUGH REST
OR DO YOU WANT TO TALK SOME MORE?
DID YOU GET ENOUGH REST OR DO
YOU WANT TO TALK SOME MORE? >> HA HA HA.
YOU WANT TO TALK SOME MORE? >> HA
HA HA. ALL RIGHT, YOU BETTER BE ALERT
HA HA HA. ALL RIGHT,
YOU BETTER BE ALERT NOW.
ALL RIGHT, YOU BETTER BE ALERT
NOW. SO, YOU'RE UP BY TWO, RIGHT?
NOW. SO, YOU'RE UP BY TWO,
RIGHT? I SCORE TWO AND WE'RE TIED.
HEY!
YOU NOT GOING FOR THAT
ONE? HUH? ALL RIGHT, HEY!
FOUL! >> NO WAY! >> FOUL!
NO WAY! >> FOUL! FOUL!
FOUL! FOUL! >> THAT
WAS A CLEAR MISS, DAD.
FOUL! >> THAT WAS A CLEAR MISS,
DAD. >> FOUL ALL OVER ME, MAN!
THAT WAS A CLEAR MISS, DAD. >> FOUL ALL
OVER ME, MAN! IT'S A WONDER I CAN GET UP.
FOUL ALL OVER ME, MAN! IT'S
A WONDER I CAN GET UP. FOUL!
IT'S A WONDER I CAN GET UP. FOUL!
HOW COME YOU'RE THE REFEREE?
FOUL! >> HOW COME YOU'RE THE
REFEREE? >> HEY, I'M NOT THE REFEREE.
HOW COME YOU'RE THE REFEREE? >> HEY,
I'M NOT THE REFEREE. JUST GIVE ME THE BALL.
HEY, I'M NOT THE REFEREE. JUST
GIVE ME THE BALL. >> IT'S NOT FAIR.
JUST GIVE ME THE BALL. >> IT'S NOT
FAIR. >> TAKE IT UP WITH THE LEAGUE
IT'S NOT FAIR. >> TAKE IT UP WITH
THE LEAGUE COMMISSIONER, OKAY?
TAKE IT UP WITH THE LEAGUE
COMMISSIONER, OKAY? >> BUT THAT'S YOU TOO.
COMMISSIONER, OKAY? >> BUT THAT'S
YOU TOO. >> GIVE ME THE BALL, ALL RIGHT.
BUT THAT'S YOU TOO. >> GIVE ME THE BALL,
ALL RIGHT. AND NOW, DR. H HAS TO MAKE THESE
GIVE ME THE BALL, ALL RIGHT. AND NOW, DR. H
HAS TO MAKE THESE TWO FOUL SHOTS TO TIE YOU.
AND NOW, DR. H HAS TO MAKE THESE TWO
FOUL SHOTS TO TIE YOU. AND SO, HERE WE GO.
DAD, COULD YOU MOVE IT ALONG?
I'VE GOT SCHOOL IN 12 HOURS.
ONE MORE TO TIE. >>
JUST SHOOT THE BALL. HEY!
JUST SHOOT THE
BALL. HEY! >> [LAUGHING]
HEY! >> [LAUGHING] AND
NOW TO EMBARRASS MY SON,
[LAUGHING] AND NOW TO EMBARRASS
MY SON, I WILL MAKE IT WITHOUT LOOKING.
NOW, YOUNG HUXTABLE HAS A CHANCE
TO WIN BECAUSE THIS BASKET WINS IT ALL!
TO WIN BECAUSE THIS BASKET WINS
IT ALL! HOWEVER, THERE'S ONE THING
WINS IT ALL! HOWEVER,
THERE'S ONE THING MISSING.
HOWEVER, THERE'S ONE THING MISSING.
HE HAS NEVER BEATEN HIS FATHER
MISSING. HE HAS NEVER BEATEN
HIS FATHER IN ALL HIS LIFE EVER!
HE HAS NEVER BEATEN HIS FATHER IN ALL
HIS LIFE EVER! [LAUGHING] SO SERIOUSLY,
IN ALL HIS LIFE EVER! [LAUGHING] SO
SERIOUSLY, YOU CAN... DON'T EVEN TRY IT.
[LAUGHING] SO SERIOUSLY, YOU CAN... DON'T
EVEN TRY IT. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
YOU CAN... DON'T EVEN TRY IT.
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! >> YEAH!
DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT! >> YEAH! HA HA!
YEAH! HA HA! I WON DAD!
HA HA! I WON DAD! I WON!
I WON DAD! I WON! >> I
WAS THERE WHEN YOU WON.
I WON! >> I WAS THERE WHEN
YOU WON. I SAW IT, I SAW IT!
I WAS THERE WHEN YOU WON.
I SAW IT, I SAW IT! OKAY, OKAY.
I SAW IT, I SAW IT! OKAY, OKAY.
YOU BEAT ME HUNDREDS OF
OKAY, OKAY. >> YOU BEAT
ME HUNDREDS OF TIMES.
YOU BEAT ME HUNDREDS
OF TIMES. >> YES INDEED.
TIMES. >> YES
INDEED. DON'T HELP ME.
YES INDEED. DON'T
HELP ME. I'LL DO IT MYSELF.
DON'T HELP ME. I'LL DO IT
MYSELF. >> DAD, LOOK AT THIS WAY.
I'LL DO IT MYSELF. >> DAD, LOOK AT
THIS WAY. IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER KID NOW,
DAD, LOOK AT THIS WAY. IF YOU HAVE
ANOTHER KID NOW, YOU'D NEVER BEAT HIM ONCE.
IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER KID NOW, YOU'D NEVER
BEAT HIM ONCE. >> HEY MOM, GUESS WHAT?
YOU'D NEVER BEAT HIM ONCE. >> HEY MOM,
GUESS WHAT? YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT...
HEY MOM, GUESS WHAT? YOU WOULDN'T
BELIEVE IT... >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT... >> YOU DON'T
HAVE TO YELL AND TELL EVERYBODY EVERYTHING.
CLAIR.
CLAIR.
CLAIR. OOPS. CAN'T SLEEP, HUH?
OOPS. CAN'T SLEEP,
HUH? NEITHER CAN I.
CAN'T SLEEP, HUH? NEITHER CAN I.
SEE, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA
NEITHER CAN I. SEE, THERE'S
SOMETHING I GOTTA TELL YA, CLAIR.
SEE, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA
TELL YA, CLAIR. I'M OLD, CLAIR.
TELL YA, CLAIR. I'M OLD,
CLAIR. AND CLAIR, SO ARE YOU.
I'M OLD, CLAIR. AND CLAIR,
SO ARE YOU. YOU'RE OLD TOO.
AND CLAIR, SO ARE YOU.
YOU'RE OLD TOO. >> WHAT?
YOU'RE OLD TOO. >> WHAT?
I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT,
WHAT? >> I'M SORRY
TO TELL YOU THAT, CLAIR.
I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT,
CLAIR. >> OH CLIFF, YOU DIDN'T WAKE ME
CLAIR. >> OH CLIFF, YOU DIDN'T
WAKE ME UP AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING TO
OH CLIFF, YOU DIDN'T WAKE ME UP AT
3:00 IN THE MORNING TO TELL ME I'M OLD.
UP AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING TO TELL
ME I'M OLD. >> WELL, I'VE KNOWN ABOUT IT
TELL ME I'M OLD. >> WELL, I'VE KNOWN
ABOUT IT FOR HOURS SINCE THEO BEAT ME AT
WELL, I'VE KNOWN ABOUT IT FOR HOURS SINCE
THEO BEAT ME AT ONE-ON-ONE IN BASKETBALL.
FOR HOURS SINCE THEO BEAT ME AT ONE-ON-ONE
IN BASKETBALL. I TRIED TO PROTECT YOU AS LONG
ONE-ON-ONE IN BASKETBALL. I TRIED
TO PROTECT YOU AS LONG AS I COULD.
I TRIED TO PROTECT YOU AS LONG AS I
COULD. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
AS I COULD. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? >> WELL, I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> WELL,
I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS BABY, YOU KNOW?
WELL, I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS BABY,
YOU KNOW? I MEAN WHEN WE HAD OUR FIRST
THIS BABY, YOU KNOW? I MEAN WHEN WE
HAD OUR FIRST CHILD, WE HAD OUR WHOLE LIFE
I MEAN WHEN WE HAD OUR FIRST CHILD,
WE HAD OUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF US.
CHILD, WE HAD OUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD
OF US. AND I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF WE
AHEAD OF US. AND I'M JUST SAYING THAT
IF WE HAD ONE NOW, I MEAN BY THE TIME
AND I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF WE HAD ONE NOW, I
MEAN BY THE TIME THAT CHILD LEAVES HOME, WE WILL
HAD ONE NOW, I MEAN BY THE TIME THAT CHILD
LEAVES HOME, WE WILL BE READY TO GO TO ONE.
THAT CHILD LEAVES HOME, WE WILL BE READY TO
GO TO ONE. >> CLIFF, YOU KNOW THIS FEELING
BE READY TO GO TO ONE. >> CLIFF, YOU
KNOW THIS FEELING I'VE BEEN HAVING?
CLIFF, YOU KNOW THIS FEELING
I'VE BEEN HAVING? >> LISTEN, HONEY.
I'VE BEEN HAVING? >> LISTEN, HONEY.
LOOK, DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW
LISTEN, HONEY. LOOK, DON'T YOU REMEMBER
HOW WHEN WE WERE YOUNG, WE PLANNED
LOOK, DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW WHEN WE WERE YOUNG,
WE PLANNED AHEAD AND WE SAID WE WERE GOING
WHEN WE WERE YOUNG, WE PLANNED AHEAD AND WE SAID
WE WERE GOING TO GO PLACES AND WE WERE GOING
AHEAD AND WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO GO PLACES
AND WE WERE GOING TO GO ON CRUISES AND AROUND
TO GO PLACES AND WE WERE GOING TO GO
ON CRUISES AND AROUND THE WORLD, CAIRO?
TO GO ON CRUISES AND AROUND THE
WORLD, CAIRO? WE WERE GOING TO GO TO CAIRO
THE WORLD, CAIRO? WE WERE GOING
TO GO TO CAIRO AND SEE THE PYRAMIDS.
WE WERE GOING TO GO TO CAIRO AND SEE THE
PYRAMIDS. IF WE HAVE ANOTHER CHILD, BY THE
AND SEE THE PYRAMIDS. IF WE HAVE ANOTHER
CHILD, BY THE TIME WE GET THERE, THE PYRAMIDS
IF WE HAVE ANOTHER CHILD, BY THE TIME WE GET
THERE, THE PYRAMIDS WILL BE TOO SMALL FOR OUR EYES.
TIME WE GET THERE, THE PYRAMIDS WILL BE TOO
SMALL FOR OUR EYES. >> WELL, THERE'S A VERY DEEP
WILL BE TOO SMALL FOR OUR EYES. >> WELL,
THERE'S A VERY DEEP AND URGENT FEELING.
WELL, THERE'S A VERY DEEP AND
URGENT FEELING. >> YEAH, BUT HONEY,
AND URGENT FEELING. >>
YEAH, BUT HONEY, LISTEN TO THIS.
YEAH, BUT HONEY, LISTEN TO
THIS. WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO
LISTEN TO THIS. WE SAID WE
WERE GOING TO GO TO PARIS.
WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO GO TO
PARIS. WE WERE GOING STROLLING ON THE
GO TO PARIS. WE WERE GOING STROLLING
ON THE CHAMPS-ELYSEE AND I'M TELLING
WE WERE GOING STROLLING ON THE CHAMPS-ELYSEE
AND I'M TELLING YOU IF WE WAIT, I MEAN
CHAMPS-ELYSEE AND I'M TELLING YOU IF
WE WAIT, I MEAN WE'LL BE TOO OLD TO STROLL.
YOU IF WE WAIT, I MEAN WE'LL BE TOO
OLD TO STROLL. >> IT'S JUST A FEELING.
WE'LL BE TOO OLD TO STROLL. >> IT'S JUST
A FEELING. LIKE ALL FEELINGS, IT'LL FADE.
IT'S JUST A FEELING. LIKE ALL FEELINGS,
IT'LL FADE. >> YEAH, BUT WE WANT TO GO TO
LIKE ALL FEELINGS, IT'LL FADE. >> YEAH,
BUT WE WANT TO GO TO ROME... WOULD FADE?
YEAH, BUT WE WANT TO GO TO ROME...
WOULD FADE? >> I'VE MADE UP MY MIND.
ROME... WOULD FADE? >> I'VE MADE UP
MY MIND. I DON'T... I DON'T WANT ANOTHER
I'VE MADE UP MY MIND. I
DON'T... I DON'T WANT ANOTHER BABY.
I DON'T... I DON'T WANT
ANOTHER BABY. >> REALLY?
BABY. >> REALLY? >> NO, I
HONESTLY THOUGHT I DID.
REALLY? >> NO, I HONESTLY
THOUGHT I DID. >> OH CLAIR.
NO, I HONESTLY THOUGHT I DID. >> OH
CLAIR. >> BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT HAVING
OH CLAIR. >> BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT
HAVING ANOTHER CHILD WOULD MAKE MY LIFE
BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT HAVING ANOTHER CHILD WOULD
MAKE MY LIFE BETTER AND THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT
ANOTHER CHILD WOULD MAKE MY LIFE BETTER AND
THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, BETTER THAN WHAT?
BETTER AND THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, BETTER
THAN WHAT? MY LIFE IS ALREADY PERFECT.
IT, BETTER THAN WHAT? MY LIFE IS
ALREADY PERFECT. I'VE GOT A GREAT JOB
MY LIFE IS ALREADY PERFECT. I'VE GOT
A GREAT JOB AND A WONDERFUL FAMILY
I'VE GOT A GREAT JOB AND A WONDERFUL
FAMILY AND A LOVING HUSBAND.
AND A WONDERFUL FAMILY AND
A LOVING HUSBAND. >> MMM HMM.
AND A LOVING HUSBAND. >>
MMM HMM. >> WHO THINKS I'M OLD.
MMM HMM. >> WHO THINKS I'M
OLD. >> OH NO, I JUST SAID THAT TO
WHO THINKS I'M OLD. >> OH NO, I
JUST SAID THAT TO GET YOUR ATTENTION.
OH NO, I JUST SAID THAT TO GET
YOUR ATTENTION. >> YES, YOU DID SAY THAT.
GET YOUR ATTENTION. >>
YES, YOU DID SAY THAT. >> OH!
YES, YOU DID SAY THAT.
OH! >> ARE YOU OLD?
OH! >> ARE YOU OLD?
WELL NO, THEO CHEATS.
ARE YOU OLD? >> WELL NO,
THEO CHEATS. >> THEO CHEATS?
WELL NO, THEO CHEATS. >>
THEO CHEATS? >> WELL, HE IMPROVES
THEO CHEATS? >> WELL, HE
IMPROVES WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING.
WELL, HE IMPROVES WHEN I'M NOT
LOOKING. >> SO, WHEN DO WE START
WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING. >> SO,
WHEN DO WE START OUR TRAVELS?
SO, WHEN DO WE START OUR
TRAVELS? >> WELL, I FIGURE RUDY'LL
OUR TRAVELS? >> WELL, I FIGURE
RUDY'LL ENTER COLLEGE IN 13 YEARS
WELL, I FIGURE RUDY'LL ENTER COLLEGE IN
13 YEARS AND WE CAN START THE DAY AFTER.
ENTER COLLEGE IN 13 YEARS AND WE CAN
START THE DAY AFTER. >> GOODNIGHT, CLIFF.
AND WE CAN START THE DAY AFTER. >>
GOODNIGHT, CLIFF. >> GOODNIGHT, DEAR.
[MUSIC]
HEY, WHAT YOU SEE? HEY
SUGAR! OOH, YOU ARE CUTE.
HEY SUGAR! OOH, YOU ARE
CUTE. YOU ARE THE CUTEST BABY
OOH, YOU ARE CUTE. YOU ARE
THE CUTEST BABY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
YOU ARE THE CUTEST BABY I HAVE
EVER SEEN. >> WHAT ABOUT ME?
I HAVE EVER SEEN. >> WHAT ABOUT
ME? >> YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST LOOKING
WHAT ABOUT ME? >> YOU'RE THE
FUNNIEST LOOKING BABY I'VE EVER SEEN.
YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST LOOKING BABY I'VE
EVER SEEN. >> WELL NOW, RUDY NOW, MOST
BABY I'VE EVER SEEN. >> WELL NOW, RUDY
NOW, MOST BABIES LOOK A LITTLE FUNNY
WELL NOW, RUDY NOW, MOST BABIES
LOOK A LITTLE FUNNY WHEN THEY'RE NEW.
BABIES LOOK A LITTLE FUNNY WHEN
THEY'RE NEW. MOMMIES AND DADDIES DON'T
WHEN THEY'RE NEW. MOMMIES
AND DADDIES DON'T EVEN NOTICE.
MOMMIES AND DADDIES DON'T EVEN
NOTICE. >> WELL, BROTHERS AND SISTERS
EVEN NOTICE. >> WELL,
BROTHERS AND SISTERS DO.
WELL, BROTHERS AND SISTERS
DO. THEO SOLD TICKETS TO SEE YOU,
DO. THEO SOLD TICKETS
TO SEE YOU, RUDY.
THEO SOLD TICKETS TO SEE YOU,
RUDY. >> NO DEAR, THAT WAS TO SEE YOU.
RUDY. >> NO DEAR, THAT
WAS TO SEE YOU. >> OH.
NO DEAR, THAT WAS TO SEE
YOU. >> OH. >> HIS NAME IS JONATHAN.
OH. >> HIS NAME IS JONATHAN.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD HIM?
HIS NAME IS JONATHAN. WOULD YOU
LIKE TO HOLD HIM? >> NO, HE MIGHT GO ON ME.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD HIM? >> NO, HE
MIGHT GO ON ME. >> CAN WE WATCH HIM EAT?
NO, HE MIGHT GO ON ME. >> CAN WE
WATCH HIM EAT? >> WELL, HIS MOTHER FED HIM
CAN WE WATCH HIM EAT? >> WELL,
HIS MOTHER FED HIM BEFORE SHE LEFT.
WELL, HIS MOTHER FED HIM BEFORE
SHE LEFT. >> WELL, MAYBE HE'D LIKE TO
BEFORE SHE LEFT. >> WELL,
MAYBE HE'D LIKE TO WATCH US EAT.
WELL, MAYBE HE'D LIKE TO
WATCH US EAT. CAN WE HAVE A SNACK?
WATCH US EAT. CAN WE HAVE A
SNACK? >> ALL RIGHT, BUT A SMALL ONE.
CAN WE HAVE A SNACK? >> ALL RIGHT,
BUT A SMALL ONE. >> I'M HAVING A DOUGHNUT.
ALL RIGHT, BUT A SMALL ONE. >>
I'M HAVING A DOUGHNUT. >> ME TOO.
I'M HAVING A DOUGHNUT. >> ME
TOO. >> YOU ALWAYS HAVE WHAT I HAVE.
ME TOO. >> YOU ALWAYS
HAVE WHAT I HAVE. >> SO DO YOU.
YOU ALWAYS HAVE WHAT I
HAVE. >> SO DO YOU. >> CLIFF!
SO DO YOU. >> CLIFF!
CLIFF, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
CLIFF! CLIFF, LOOK WHO'S
HERE. NOW YOU KNOW THIS ONE.
CLIFF, LOOK WHO'S HERE. NOW
YOU KNOW THIS ONE. REMEMBER?
NOW YOU KNOW THIS ONE.
REMEMBER? >> DID WE GO TO COLLEGE
REMEMBER? >> DID WE
GO TO COLLEGE TOGETHER?
DID WE GO TO COLLEGE TOGETHER?
YOU DELIVERED HIM LAST MONTH.
TOGETHER? >> YOU DELIVERED HIM
LAST MONTH. THIS JANICE HARPER'S BABY.
YOU DELIVERED HIM LAST MONTH. THIS JANICE
HARPER'S BABY. >> YEAH, WELL WHAT HAPPENED?
THIS JANICE HARPER'S BABY. >> YEAH, WELL
WHAT HAPPENED? JANICE DIDN'T WANT IT AND SHE
YEAH, WELL WHAT HAPPENED? JANICE
DIDN'T WANT IT AND SHE BROUGHT IT BACK?
JANICE DIDN'T WANT IT AND SHE BROUGHT
IT BACK? >> JANICE WANTED TO GET HER HAIR
BROUGHT IT BACK? >> JANICE
WANTED TO GET HER HAIR DONE.
JANICE WANTED TO GET HER
HAIR DONE. I SAID I'D BABY SIT.
DONE. I SAID I'D
BABY SIT. >> UH-HUH.
I SAID I'D BABY SIT. >> UH-HUH.
OH CLIFF, LOOK AT THAT LITTLE
UH-HUH. >> OH CLIFF, LOOK AT THAT
LITTLE ROUND FACE AND THAT SOFT SILKY
OH CLIFF, LOOK AT THAT LITTLE ROUND FACE AND
THAT SOFT SILKY HAIR IN THE LITTLE SOFT SPOT.
ROUND FACE AND THAT SOFT SILKY HAIR IN THE
LITTLE SOFT SPOT. OOH, AND THAT SPECIAL BABY
HAIR IN THE LITTLE SOFT SPOT.
OOH, AND THAT SPECIAL BABY SMELL.
OOH, AND THAT SPECIAL
BABY SMELL. >> SOUR MILK.
SMELL. >> SOUR MILK.
AND HE'S WARM.
SOUR MILK. >> AND
HE'S WARM. >> YEAH.
AND HE'S WARM. >> YEAH. >>
OH, JUST HOLDING HIM SETS OFF
YEAH. >> OH, JUST HOLDING HIM SETS
OFF THESE STRANGE STIRRINGS INSIDE
OH, JUST HOLDING HIM SETS OFF THESE STRANGE
STIRRINGS INSIDE AND I WONDER IF I DON'T WANT
THESE STRANGE STIRRINGS INSIDE AND I
WONDER IF I DON'T WANT ANOTHER ONE.
AND I WONDER IF I DON'T WANT
ANOTHER ONE. >> LET ME HELP YOU.
ANOTHER ONE. >> LET
ME HELP YOU. YOU DON'T.
LET ME HELP YOU. YOU
DON'T. >> CLIFF, IT'S A MIRACLE.
YOU DON'T. >> CLIFF, IT'S A MIRACLE.
DEAR, WE HAVE FIVE MIRACLES.
CLIFF, IT'S A MIRACLE. >> DEAR,
WE HAVE FIVE MIRACLES. >> SMELL IT.
DEAR, WE HAVE FIVE MIRACLES. >>
SMELL IT. >> [LAUGHING] GET OUTTA HERE,
SMELL IT. >> [LAUGHING] GET OUTTA
HERE, THAT'S NOT THE INTERIOR OF SOME
[LAUGHING] GET OUTTA HERE, THAT'S
NOT THE INTERIOR OF SOME NEW AUTOMOBILE.
THAT'S NOT THE INTERIOR OF SOME
NEW AUTOMOBILE. >> COME ON, CLIFF.
NEW AUTOMOBILE. >> COME ON,
CLIFF. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE BABIES.
COME ON, CLIFF. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE
BABIES. WE BRING ONE HOME AND YOU SPEND
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE BABIES. WE BRING ONE HOME
AND YOU SPEND HOURS JUST LOOKING AT IT.
WE BRING ONE HOME AND YOU SPEND
HOURS JUST LOOKING AT IT. >> YEAH.
HOURS JUST LOOKING AT IT. >> YEAH.
YEAH, AND THEN YOU HOLD OUT
YEAH. >> YEAH, AND THEN YOU HOLD
OUT YOUR FINGER AND THEY GRAB HOLD
YEAH, AND THEN YOU HOLD OUT YOUR FINGER AND
THEY GRAB HOLD SO TIGHT AND YOU'D LAUGH.
YOUR FINGER AND THEY GRAB HOLD SO TIGHT AND
YOU'D LAUGH. AND THEN THERE WAS ALWAYS YOUR
SO TIGHT AND YOU'D LAUGH. AND THEN THERE
WAS ALWAYS YOUR FAVORITE LINE, "LOOK CLAIR,
AND THEN THERE WAS ALWAYS YOUR FAVORITE LINE,
"LOOK CLAIR, I CAN PUT HER WHOLE FOOT IN
FAVORITE LINE, "LOOK CLAIR, I CAN
PUT HER WHOLE FOOT IN MY MOUTH."
I CAN PUT HER WHOLE FOOT IN MY
MOUTH." >> YEAH, BUT YOU CAN ONLY HOLD
MY MOUTH." >> YEAH, BUT YOU CAN ONLY
HOLD THAT FOOT IN THERE FOR SO LONG,
YEAH, BUT YOU CAN ONLY HOLD THAT FOOT IN THERE
FOR SO LONG, AND THEN THE TOES START MOVING
THAT FOOT IN THERE FOR SO LONG, AND THEN THE
TOES START MOVING ALL AROUND AND THE FUN IS OVER.
AND THEN THE TOES START MOVING ALL AROUND AND
THE FUN IS OVER. >> CLIFF, LET'S JUST THINK ABOUT
ALL AROUND AND THE FUN IS OVER.
CLIFF, LET'S JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
CLIFF, LET'S JUST
THINK ABOUT IT. >> NO.
IT. >> NO. >>
SUPPOSE I WANT ONE?
NO. >> SUPPOSE I WANT ONE?
THEN YOU CAN TRY HAVING ONE
SUPPOSE I WANT ONE? >> THEN
YOU CAN TRY HAVING ONE WITHOUT ME.
THEN YOU CAN TRY HAVING
ONE WITHOUT ME. >> COME ON, CLIFF.
WITHOUT ME. >> COME
ON, CLIFF. SMELL IT.
COME ON, CLIFF. SMELL IT.
I DON'T WANT TO SMELL THAT
SMELL IT. >> I DON'T
WANT TO SMELL THAT BABY.
I DON'T WANT TO SMELL
THAT BABY. LISTEN TO ME PLEASE.
BABY. LISTEN TO ME
PLEASE. THIS THING IS A TRAP.
LISTEN TO ME PLEASE. THIS THING IS A
TRAP. THIS THING CAN SELL ANYTHING,
THIS THING IS A TRAP. THIS THING CAN SELL
ANYTHING, BUT YOU MUST ALSO REMEMBER THAT
THIS THING CAN SELL ANYTHING, BUT YOU MUST ALSO
REMEMBER THAT THIS GROWS UP AND IT GETS HIGH
BUT YOU MUST ALSO REMEMBER THAT THIS GROWS UP
AND IT GETS HIGH MARKS ON THE IQ TEST BUT GETS
THIS GROWS UP AND IT GETS HIGH MARKS
ON THE IQ TEST BUT GETS Ds IN SCHOOL.
MARKS ON THE IQ TEST BUT GETS Ds IN
SCHOOL. THIS GROWS UP AND TAKES THE CAR,
Ds IN SCHOOL. THIS GROWS UP AND TAKES
THE CAR, DRIVING ALL AROUND THE CITY,
THIS GROWS UP AND TAKES THE CAR, DRIVING ALL
AROUND THE CITY, HAS NO LICENSE, HAS NO DRIVER'S
DRIVING ALL AROUND THE CITY, HAS NO LICENSE,
HAS NO DRIVER'S PERMIT, COMES BACK AND THEN
HAS NO LICENSE, HAS NO DRIVER'S PERMIT, COMES
BACK AND THEN SAYS, "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?"
PERMIT, COMES BACK AND THEN SAYS, "WHAT DID
I DO WRONG?" I'M TELLING YOU THAT THIS IS
SAYS, "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?" I'M
TELLING YOU THAT THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISING.
I'M TELLING YOU THAT THIS IS FALSE
ADVERTISING. THIS IS TOTALLY DISHONEST.
FALSE ADVERTISING. THIS IS TOTALLY
DISHONEST. >> THEN YOU DON'T WANT ANOTHER
THIS IS TOTALLY DISHONEST. >>
THEN YOU DON'T WANT ANOTHER ONE?
THEN YOU DON'T WANT ANOTHER
ONE? >> LISTEN CLAIR, THERE ARE TIMES
ONE? >> LISTEN CLAIR, THERE ARE
TIMES AND THERE AREN'T MANY WHEN I
LISTEN CLAIR, THERE ARE TIMES AND THERE AREN'T
MANY WHEN I DON'T EVEN WANT THE ONES WE HAVE
AND THERE AREN'T MANY WHEN I DON'T
EVEN WANT THE ONES WE HAVE NOW.
DON'T EVEN WANT THE ONES WE HAVE
NOW. NO NO NO NO NO, RUDY, OUR LITTLE
NOW. NO NO NO NO NO, RUDY, OUR
LITTLE RUDY, ONE DAY SHE'S GOING TO BE
NO NO NO NO NO, RUDY, OUR LITTLE RUDY, ONE DAY
SHE'S GOING TO BE GONE AND THEN I WILL HAVE MY
RUDY, ONE DAY SHE'S GOING TO BE
GONE AND THEN I WILL HAVE MY WIFE BACK.
GONE AND THEN I WILL HAVE MY WIFE
BACK. >> WELL CLIFF, I'M NOT SO SURE
WIFE BACK. >> WELL CLIFF, I'M NOT
SO SURE THAT THIS FEELING'S GOING TO
WELL CLIFF, I'M NOT SO SURE THAT
THIS FEELING'S GOING TO GO AWAY.
THAT THIS FEELING'S GOING TO
GO AWAY. >> WELL YOU JUST TELL IT
GO AWAY. >> WELL YOU
JUST TELL IT TO GO AWAY.
WELL YOU JUST TELL IT TO GO
AWAY. >> BUT I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE
TO GO AWAY. >> BUT I CAN'T DO THAT
BECAUSE IT'S A VERY DEEP FEELING.
BUT I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE IT'S A VERY
DEEP FEELING. >> I WANT YOU TO SAY TO IT
IT'S A VERY DEEP FEELING. >> I WANT
YOU TO SAY TO IT DEEPLY, "GO AWAY."
I WANT YOU TO SAY TO IT DEEPLY, "GO
AWAY." >> I'M NOT SO SURE THAT'S GOING
DEEPLY, "GO AWAY." >> I'M NOT SO SURE THAT'S
GOING TO WORK, BUT WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT
I'M NOT SO SURE THAT'S GOING TO
WORK, BUT WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER.
TO WORK, BUT WE'LL TALK ABOUT
IT LATER. RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO TAKE
LATER. RIGHT NOW, I HAVE
TO TAKE THE BABY HOME.
RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO TAKE THE
BABY HOME. >> GOOD, AND DON'T YOU
THE BABY HOME. >> GOOD, AND
DON'T YOU COME BACK ANYMORE.
GOOD, AND DON'T YOU COME BACK
ANYMORE. YOU'RE A TROUBLEMAKER.
COME BACK ANYMORE. YOU'RE
A TROUBLEMAKER. >> HEY DAD!
YOU'RE A TROUBLEMAKER.
HEY DAD! WHAT DID I DO?
HEY DAD! WHAT DID I DO?
YOU USED TO SMELL GOOD.
DAD, WHERE'S THE BABY? >> OH, MOM TOOK
THE BABY BACK. >> WELL, DIDN'T SHE LIKE IT?
OH, MOM TOOK THE BABY BACK. >> WELL, DIDN'T
SHE LIKE IT? >> YEAH, SHE LIKED IT TOO MUCH.
WELL, DIDN'T SHE LIKE IT? >> YEAH, SHE LIKED
IT TOO MUCH. >> WELL, WHY DID SHE TAKE IT
YEAH, SHE LIKED IT TOO MUCH.
WELL, WHY DID SHE TAKE IT BACK?
WELL, WHY DID SHE TAKE IT
BACK? >> WELL BECAUSE IF YOUR MOM
BACK? >> WELL BECAUSE IF YOUR
MOM WANTS TO HAVE A BABY, SHE'S
WELL BECAUSE IF YOUR MOM WANTS TO
HAVE A BABY, SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE IT
WANTS TO HAVE A BABY, SHE'S
GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE IT HERSELF.
GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE IT HERSELF.
YOU COULD JUST BRING ONE HOME
HERSELF. >> YOU COULD JUST
BRING ONE HOME FROM WORK.
YOU COULD JUST BRING ONE
HOME FROM WORK. >> [LAUGHING]
FROM WORK. >> [LAUGHING] >>
MOM'S HAVING ANOTHER BABY?
[LAUGHING] >> MOM'S HAVING ANOTHER
BABY? >> SHE'S JUST THINKING ABOUT IT,
MOM'S HAVING ANOTHER BABY? >>
SHE'S JUST THINKING ABOUT IT, DEAR.
SHE'S JUST THINKING ABOUT IT,
DEAR. >> DO WE WANT ANOTHER ONE?
DEAR. >> DO WE WANT ANOTHER
ONE? >> I LIKE THE ONE THAT WAS HERE.
DO WE WANT ANOTHER ONE? >> I LIKE
THE ONE THAT WAS HERE. >> ANOTHER BABY?
I LIKE THE ONE THAT WAS HERE. >>
ANOTHER BABY? >> LOOK, SHE'S JUST THINKING
ANOTHER BABY? >> LOOK,
SHE'S JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.
LOOK, SHE'S JUST THINKING ABOUT
IT. >> WELL, DON'T WE GET A VOTE?
ABOUT IT. >> WELL, DON'T WE
GET A VOTE? >> A VOTE, FOR WHAT?
WELL, DON'T WE GET A VOTE?
A VOTE, FOR WHAT? DINNER?
A VOTE, FOR WHAT?
DINNER? HEY DAD, I WANT PIZZA.
DINNER? HEY DAD, I WANT PIZZA.
WE'RE NOT VOTING ABOUT
HEY DAD, I WANT PIZZA. >>
WE'RE NOT VOTING ABOUT DINNER.
WE'RE NOT VOTING ABOUT DINNER.
WHAT IS THIS, A DICTATORSHIP?
DINNER. >> WHAT IS THIS, A
DICTATORSHIP? >> WHAT ARE WE VOTING FOR?
WHAT IS THIS, A DICTATORSHIP? >> WHAT
ARE WE VOTING FOR? >> WE'RE NOT VOTING FOR
WHAT ARE WE VOTING FOR? >>
WE'RE NOT VOTING FOR ANYTHING.
WE'RE NOT VOTING FOR
ANYTHING. >> IT IS A DICTATORSHIP.
ANYTHING. >> IT IS A DICTATORSHIP.
IT'S TOO EARLY TO TALK
IT IS A DICTATORSHIP. >> IT'S
TOO EARLY TO TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY?
IT'S TOO EARLY TO TALK
ABOUT IT, OKAY? >> ABOUT WHAT?
ABOUT IT, OKAY? >> ABOUT
WHAT? >> MOM AND A BABY.
ABOUT WHAT? >> MOM AND
A BABY. >> MOM'S PREGNANT?
MOM AND A BABY. >> MOM'S
PREGNANT? >> NO, MOM IS NOT PREGNANT.
MOM'S PREGNANT? >> NO,
MOM IS NOT PREGNANT. >> OH, AH.
NO, MOM IS NOT PREGNANT.
OH, AH. >> "OH, AH."
OH, AH. >> "OH, AH." WHAT
DOES THAT MEAN, DENISE?
"OH, AH." WHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
DENISE? >> WELL NO OFFENSE, DADDY,
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, DENISE? >> WELL NO
OFFENSE, DADDY, BUT YOU AND MOM ARE GETTING
WELL NO OFFENSE, DADDY, BUT
YOU AND MOM ARE GETTING UP THERE.
BUT YOU AND MOM ARE GETTING UP
THERE. >> YOU SAY THAT TO SAY WHAT?
UP THERE. >> YOU SAY THAT TO
SAY WHAT? >> SHE MEANS YOU'RE OLD.
YOU SAY THAT TO SAY WHAT? >> SHE MEANS
YOU'RE OLD. SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO HURT
SHE MEANS YOU'RE OLD. SHE JUST
DOESN'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO HURT
YOUR FEELINGS. >> AND YOU DO.
YOUR FEELINGS. >> AND YOU
DO. >> HEY, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
AND YOU DO. >> HEY, I
DON'T THINK YOU'RE OLD.
HEY, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
OLD. >> DADDY, IT'S NOT LIKE I THINK
OLD. >> DADDY, IT'S NOT LIKE I
THINK YOU'RE DECREPIT OR ANYTHING.
DADDY, IT'S NOT LIKE I THINK YOU'RE DECREPIT
OR ANYTHING. IT'S JUST THAT WHEN OLDER PEOPLE
YOU'RE DECREPIT OR ANYTHING. IT'S JUST THAT
WHEN OLDER PEOPLE HAVE BABIES, IT'S KIND OF
IT'S JUST THAT WHEN OLDER PEOPLE
HAVE BABIES, IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING.
HAVE BABIES, IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING.
I MEAN THERE ARE PEOPLE I
EMBARRASSING. >> I MEAN THERE ARE
PEOPLE I HAPPEN TO KNOW WHO ARE MUCH
I MEAN THERE ARE PEOPLE I HAPPEN TO KNOW
WHO ARE MUCH OLDER THAN YOUR MOTHER AND I
HAPPEN TO KNOW WHO ARE MUCH OLDER THAN YOUR
MOTHER AND I AND THEY HAVE BECOME PARENTS.
OLDER THAN YOUR MOTHER AND I AND THEY HAVE
BECOME PARENTS. NOW IF YOUR MOTHER AND I DECIDE
AND THEY HAVE BECOME PARENTS. NOW IF YOUR MOTHER
AND I DECIDE TO HAVE A BABY, I AM QUITE SURE
NOW IF YOUR MOTHER AND I DECIDE TO HAVE A BABY,
I AM QUITE SURE THAT WE WILL NOT GO INTO THE
TO HAVE A BABY, I AM QUITE SURE THAT WE WILL
NOT GO INTO THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS.
THAT WE WILL NOT GO INTO THE GUINNESS BOOK OF
WORLD RECORDS. >> HEY, THEN WHY DON'T YOU WAIT?
GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS. >> HEY, THEN WHY
DON'T YOU WAIT? >> WE SHOULD'VE WAITED WITH YOU.
HEY, THEN WHY DON'T YOU WAIT? >> WE SHOULD'VE
WAITED WITH YOU. NOW, YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE NOT
WE SHOULD'VE WAITED WITH YOU. NOW, YOUR
MOTHER AND I HAVE NOT MADE UP OUR MINDS.
NOW, YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE NOT
MADE UP OUR MINDS. WE JUST DON'T KNOW.
MADE UP OUR MINDS. WE JUST DON'T
KNOW. NOW IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU GUYS?
WE JUST DON'T KNOW. NOW IS
THAT OKAY WITH YOU GUYS? >> GOOD.
NOW IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU
GUYS? >> GOOD. >> WHAT'S THAT FOR?
GOOD. >> WHAT'S
THAT FOR? >> NOTHING.
WHAT'S THAT FOR? >> NOTHING.
NO NO, YOU GOT SOME TEENAGE
NOTHING. >> NO NO, YOU GOT SOME
TEENAGE WORDS OF WISDOM TO SPEW OUT.
NO NO, YOU GOT SOME TEENAGE WORDS
OF WISDOM TO SPEW OUT. >> NOTHING, DADDY.
WORDS OF WISDOM TO SPEW OUT.
NOTHING, DADDY. IT'S YOUR LIFE.
NOTHING, DADDY. IT'S
YOUR LIFE. JUST DON'T BLOW IT.
IT'S YOUR LIFE. JUST DON'T BLOW
IT. >> I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T HOLD
JUST DON'T BLOW IT. >> I'M
GLAD YOU DIDN'T HOLD BACK.
I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T
HOLD BACK. >> I'M HOME!
BACK. >> I'M HOME! >> NOW
LOOK, YOUR MOM IS HERE.
I'M HOME! >> NOW LOOK, YOUR MOM
IS HERE. I WANT YOU GUYS TO JUST ACT
NOW LOOK, YOUR MOM IS HERE. I WANT
YOU GUYS TO JUST ACT NORMALLY, OKAY?
I WANT YOU GUYS TO JUST
ACT NORMALLY, OKAY? >> HI.
NORMALLY, OKAY? >> HI. >> HEY!
THEY JUST LOVE TO
LOOK AT YOU, DEAR. SO DO I.
TODAY, I SAW THE MOST
WONDERFUL THING AT THE SUPERMARKET.
THE MOST WONDERFUL THING AT
THE SUPERMARKET. LOOK AT THIS.
AT THE SUPERMARKET.
LOOK AT THIS. >> DIAPERS.
LOOK AT THIS. >> DIAPERS. >>
WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HOW THEY'VE
DIAPERS. >> WAIT 'TIL YOU
SEE HOW THEY'VE IMPROVED THEM.
WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HOW THEY'VE
IMPROVED THEM. I PROMISE YOU, 5 YEARS AGO,
IMPROVED THEM. I PROMISE YOU, 5
YEARS AGO, WE HAD NOTHING LIKE THIS.
I PROMISE YOU, 5 YEARS AGO, WE HAD
NOTHING LIKE THIS. NOW, WATCH THIS.
WE HAD NOTHING LIKE THIS. NOW, WATCH
THIS. YOU CAN PULL THIS THING OPEN
NOW, WATCH THIS. YOU CAN PULL
THIS THING OPEN AND PEAK INSIDE
YOU CAN PULL THIS THING OPEN AND
PEAK INSIDE AND CLOSE IT BACK UP AGAIN.
AND PEAK INSIDE AND CLOSE
IT BACK UP AGAIN. RIP, SNAP!
AND CLOSE IT BACK UP AGAIN.
RIP, SNAP! WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I'LL BE LATE FOR WORK. >> NO, THIS WON'T
TAKE LONG. I JUST WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE.
NO, THIS WON'T TAKE LONG. I JUST WANT
YOU TO MEET SOMEONE. HELLO, MRS. BURKE?
I JUST WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE. HELLO,
MRS. BURKE? WELL, HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT
HELLO, MRS. BURKE? WELL, HAVE
YOU GAINED WEIGHT SINCE I WAS GONE?
WELL, HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT
SINCE I WAS GONE? >> [LAUGHING]
SINCE I WAS GONE? >>
[LAUGHING] >> THIS IS MRS. BURKE.
[LAUGHING] >> THIS IS MRS.
BURKE. THIS IS MY WIFE, CLAIR.
THIS IS MRS. BURKE. THIS
IS MY WIFE, CLAIR. >> HELLO.
THIS IS MY WIFE, CLAIR. >>
HELLO. >> NICE TO MEET YOU, CLAIR.
HELLO. >> NICE TO MEET YOU,
CLAIR. >> MRS. BURKE IS A REGULAR,
NICE TO MEET YOU, CLAIR. >> MRS. BURKE IS
A REGULAR, AND MRS. BURKE IS 43 YEARS OLD.
MRS. BURKE IS A REGULAR, AND MRS.
BURKE IS 43 YEARS OLD. >> PLEASE, DOCTOR.
AND MRS. BURKE IS 43 YEARS OLD. >> PLEASE,
DOCTOR. >> PLEASE, MY WIFE IS UP THERE
PLEASE, DOCTOR. >> PLEASE,
MY WIFE IS UP THERE TOO.
PLEASE, MY WIFE IS UP THERE
TOO. >> OH THANK YOU, CLIFF.
TOO. >> OH THANK YOU, CLIFF.
WELL NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
OH THANK YOU, CLIFF. >> WELL NOW,
WAIT A MINUTE, I'M OLDER THAN EVERYBODY
WELL NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, I'M
OLDER THAN EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM.
I'M OLDER THAN EVERYBODY IN THIS
ROOM. SO, WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST SIT
IN THIS ROOM. SO, WHY DON'T
YOU ALL JUST SIT DOWN HERE.
SO, WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST SIT DOWN
HERE. NOW, MRS. BURKE WOULD YOU PLEASE
DOWN HERE. NOW, MRS. BURKE WOULD YOU
PLEASE TELL MY WIFE HOW MANY CHILDREN
NOW, MRS. BURKE WOULD YOU PLEASE
TELL MY WIFE HOW MANY CHILDREN YOU HAVE.
TELL MY WIFE HOW MANY
CHILDREN YOU HAVE. >> TWELVE.
YOU HAVE. >> TWELVE. >>
TWELVE, AND YOU'RE BACK
TWELVE. >> TWELVE,
AND YOU'RE BACK AGAIN.
TWELVE, AND YOU'RE
BACK AGAIN. >> YEP, 13.
AGAIN. >> YEP, 13.
THIRTEEN TIMES.
YEP, 13. >> THIRTEEN
TIMES. >> THIRTEEN.
THIRTEEN TIMES.
THIRTEEN. >> YES.
THIRTEEN. >> YES. >> UH
MRS. BURKE, MAY I ASK YOU
YES. >> UH MRS. BURKE,
MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
UH MRS. BURKE, MAY I ASK
YOU A QUESTION? >> OH SURE.
A QUESTION? >> OH SURE.
TAKE YOUR TIME, DEAR.
OH SURE. >> TAKE YOUR TIME,
DEAR. >> WELL, FORGIVE ME FOR BEING
TAKE YOUR TIME, DEAR. >> WELL, FORGIVE ME
FOR BEING PERSONAL, BUT WHERE DID YOU GET
WELL, FORGIVE ME FOR BEING PERSONAL,
BUT WHERE DID YOU GET THAT DRESS?
PERSONAL, BUT WHERE DID
YOU GET THAT DRESS? >> THIS?
THAT DRESS? >> THIS? >>
THAT DRESS IS FANTASTIC AND
THIS? >> THAT DRESS IS FANTASTIC
AND YOU LOOK FANTASTIC IN IT WITH
THAT DRESS IS FANTASTIC AND YOU
LOOK FANTASTIC IN IT WITH 12 CHILDREN.
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC IN IT WITH
12 CHILDREN. HOW DO YOU DO IT?
12 CHILDREN. HOW DO YOU DO IT?
WELL, I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF,
HOW DO YOU DO IT? >> WELL, I
TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, OF COURSE.
WELL, I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, OF
COURSE. AND YOU KNOW, THE CHILDREN KEEP
OF COURSE. AND YOU KNOW,
THE CHILDREN KEEP ME YOUNG.
AND YOU KNOW, THE CHILDREN KEEP ME
YOUNG. IT SEEMS LIKE THE MORE I HAVE,
ME YOUNG. IT SEEMS LIKE THE
MORE I HAVE, THE YOUNGER I FEEL.
IT SEEMS LIKE THE MORE I HAVE, THE YOUNGER
I FEEL. >> OKAY, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY.
THE YOUNGER I FEEL. >> OKAY, THAT'S IT
FOR TODAY. I HAVE A VERY BUSY OFFICE AND...
OKAY, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY. I HAVE A VERY BUSY
OFFICE AND... >> MRS. BURKE, DO YOU HAVE TIME
I HAVE A VERY BUSY OFFICE AND... >> MRS.
BURKE, DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR A COFFEE?
MRS. BURKE, DO YOU HAVE TIME
FOR A COFFEE? >> OH, I WOULD LOVE TO.
FOR A COFFEE? >> OH, I WOULD LOVE
TO. >> NO DEAR, YOU DON'T HAVE TIME.
OH, I WOULD LOVE TO. >> NO DEAR, YOU
DON'T HAVE TIME. YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK.
NO DEAR, YOU DON'T HAVE TIME. YOU
HAVE TO GO TO WORK. >> JUST LET ME CALL MY
YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK. >>
JUST LET ME CALL MY BABYSITTER.
JUST LET ME CALL MY
BABYSITTER. >> BABYSITTERS.
BABYSITTER. >>
BABYSITTERS. >> [LAUGHING]
BABYSITTERS. >> [LAUGHING]
CLIFF, THAT WOMAN!
[LAUGHING] >> CLIFF,
THAT WOMAN! >> THIRTEEN.
CLIFF, THAT WOMAN!
THIRTEEN. >> I KNOW.
THIRTEEN. >> I KNOW.
DID YOU SEE HOW SHE LOOKS?
I KNOW. DID YOU SEE
HOW SHE LOOKS? INCREDIBLE.
DID YOU SEE HOW SHE LOOKS?
INCREDIBLE. THERE'S NOT A WRINKLE.
INCREDIBLE. THERE'S NOT
A WRINKLE. SHE'S LAUGHING.
THERE'S NOT A WRINKLE. SHE'S
LAUGHING. >> SHE'S GOT TO LAUGH.
SHE'S LAUGHING. >> SHE'S GOT TO
LAUGH. THAT WOMAN HAS A BASEBALL TEAM
SHE'S GOT TO LAUGH. THAT WOMAN HAS
A BASEBALL TEAM WITH FOUR PINCH HITTERS.
THAT WOMAN HAS A BASEBALL TEAM WITH
FOUR PINCH HITTERS. >> SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE
WITH FOUR PINCH HITTERS. >>
SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE INSPIRATION.
SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE INSPIRATION.
DEAR, MRS. BURKE ONCE HAD
INSPIRATION. >> DEAR,
MRS. BURKE ONCE HAD FIVE.
DEAR, MRS. BURKE ONCE HAD FIVE.
YOU COULD BE HER EIGHT CHILDREN
FIVE. YOU COULD BE HER
EIGHT CHILDREN FROM NOW.
YOU COULD BE HER EIGHT CHILDREN
FROM NOW. >> WELL, I HOPE I LOOK
FROM NOW. >> WELL, I
HOPE I LOOK THAT GOOD.
WELL, I HOPE I LOOK
THAT GOOD. OH CLIFF, THANKS
THAT GOOD. OH CLIFF,
THANKS FOR INTRODUCING US.
OH CLIFF, THANKS FOR INTRODUCING
US. >> IT WAS A GOOD IDEA
FOR INTRODUCING US. >> IT
WAS A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME.
AND SO THE WOLF SAID,
"LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN!
"LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG,
LET ME IN! LET ME IN!"
LET ME IN! LET ME IN!"
DO YOU LIKE THAT VOICE?
LET ME IN!" DO YOU
LIKE THAT VOICE? >> NO!
DO YOU LIKE THAT
VOICE? >> NO! >> WHY?
NO! >> WHY? >> YOU
DID IT DIFFERENT BEFORE?
WHY? >> YOU DID IT DIFFERENT
BEFORE? >> WELL, THAT WAS A DIFFERENT
YOU DID IT DIFFERENT BEFORE?
WELL, THAT WAS A DIFFERENT WOLF.
WELL, THAT WAS A DIFFERENT
WOLF. >> IT'S THE SAME STORY.
WOLF. >> IT'S THE SAME STORY.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S THE SAME STORY. >> YOU KNOW
YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT WAS THE WOLF FROM
YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT WAS
THE WOLF FROM "LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD."
THAT WAS THE WOLF FROM "LITTLE RED RIDING
HOOD." THE ONE FOR "THE LITTLE PIGS,"
"LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD." THE ONE FOR "THE
LITTLE PIGS," YOU PUT YOUR FINGER ON MY NOSE,
THE ONE FOR "THE LITTLE PIGS," YOU
PUT YOUR FINGER ON MY NOSE, REMEMBER?
YOU PUT YOUR FINGER ON MY
NOSE, REMEMBER? NOW, GO AHEAD.
REMEMBER? NOW, GO
AHEAD. GIVE A LITTLE SQUEEZE.
NOW, GO AHEAD. GIVE A LITTLE
SQUEEZE. BE GENTLE NOW.
GIVE A LITTLE SQUEEZE. BE GENTLE
NOW. OKAY, HERE WE GO, "LITTLE PIG,
BE GENTLE NOW. OKAY, HERE WE
GO, "LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN!"
OKAY, HERE WE GO, "LITTLE PIG, LITTLE
PIG, LET ME IN!" OKAY, LET GO NOW BECAUSE
LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN!" OKAY, LET GO
NOW BECAUSE THIS WOLF HAS A COLD.
OKAY, LET GO NOW BECAUSE THIS
WOLF HAS A COLD. >> DAD, CAN WE TALK?
THIS WOLF HAS A COLD. >>
DAD, CAN WE TALK? >> UH, YEAH.
DAD, CAN WE TALK?
UH, YEAH. HERE.
UH, YEAH. HERE. >>
WHAT ABOUT THE STORY?
HERE. >> WHAT ABOUT THE
STORY? >> ALL RIGHT, DON'T WORRY.
WHAT ABOUT THE STORY? >> ALL RIGHT,
DON'T WORRY. HERE, YOU JUST USE THIS AS
ALL RIGHT, DON'T WORRY. HERE, YOU JUST USE
THIS AS A BOOKMARK AND WE'LL GET BACK TO
HERE, YOU JUST USE THIS AS A
BOOKMARK AND WE'LL GET BACK TO IT.
A BOOKMARK AND WE'LL
GET BACK TO IT. GO AHEAD.
IT. GO AHEAD. >> [LAUGHING]
GO AHEAD. >> [LAUGHING]
ALL RIGHT, LAY IT ON ME.
[LAUGHING] >> ALL RIGHT, LAY IT
ON ME. >> DAD, IT'S ABOUT THE BABY.
ALL RIGHT, LAY IT ON ME. >> DAD, IT'S ABOUT
THE BABY. >> YOUR MOTHER AND I MAY NOT
DAD, IT'S ABOUT THE BABY. >> YOUR MOTHER AND
I MAY NOT HAVE A BABY, BUT I CERTAINLY DO
YOUR MOTHER AND I MAY NOT HAVE A BABY, BUT
I CERTAINLY DO HOPE THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING
HAVE A BABY, BUT I CERTAINLY DO HOPE THAT YOU
HAVE SOMETHING WAITING IN RESERVE TO WORRY
HOPE THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING
WAITING IN RESERVE TO WORRY ABOUT.
WAITING IN RESERVE TO WORRY
ABOUT. >> YEAH DAD, I MEAN WHAT IF YOU
ABOUT. >> YEAH DAD, I MEAN
WHAT IF YOU DO HAVE IT?
YEAH DAD, I MEAN WHAT IF YOU DO
HAVE IT? >> YOU ARE DETERMINED TO BE
DO HAVE IT? >> YOU ARE DETERMINED
TO BE UNHAPPY, AREN'T YOU?
YOU ARE DETERMINED TO BE UNHAPPY,
AREN'T YOU? >> MY FRIEND DEIDRE HAS A NEW
UNHAPPY, AREN'T YOU? >> MY FRIEND DEIDRE
HAS A NEW BABY AND SHE SAYS IT'S HORRIBLE.
MY FRIEND DEIDRE HAS A NEW BABY AND SHE SAYS
IT'S HORRIBLE. IT CRIES FOR NO REASON AT ALL.
BABY AND SHE SAYS IT'S HORRIBLE. IT CRIES FOR
NO REASON AT ALL. AND DAD, BABIES DO NOT SMELL
IT CRIES FOR NO REASON AT ALL. AND DAD,
BABIES DO NOT SMELL THAT GOOD ALL THE TIME.
AND DAD, BABIES DO NOT SMELL THAT GOOD ALL
THE TIME. COULDN'T WE FORGET ABOUT A BABY
THAT GOOD ALL THE TIME. COULDN'T WE
FORGET ABOUT A BABY AND GET A DOG?
COULDN'T WE FORGET ABOUT A BABY
AND GET A DOG? I MEAN DOGS SMELL GREAT!
AND GET A DOG? I MEAN DOGS
SMELL GREAT! >> NO, THEY DON'T.
I MEAN DOGS SMELL GREAT! >> NO, THEY
DON'T. >> WELL, THEY SMELL BETTER THAN
NO, THEY DON'T. >> WELL, THEY
SMELL BETTER THAN BABIES DO.
WELL, THEY SMELL BETTER THAN
BABIES DO. >> ONLY TO OTHER DOGS.
BABIES DO. >> ONLY TO OTHER
DOGS. NOW COME HERE PLEASE, DEAR.
ONLY TO OTHER DOGS. NOW COME HERE PLEASE,
DEAR. NOW, NO MATTER WHAT ELSE COMES
NOW COME HERE PLEASE, DEAR. NOW, NO MATTER WHAT
ELSE COMES INTO THIS HOUSE, YOU WILL ALWAYS
NOW, NO MATTER WHAT ELSE COMES INTO
THIS HOUSE, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE LOVED BY US.
INTO THIS HOUSE, YOU WILL ALWAYS
BE LOVED BY US. YOU UNDERSTAND?
BE LOVED BY US. YOU UNDERSTAND?
NOW, I KNOW YOU WORRY.
YOU UNDERSTAND? NOW, I
KNOW YOU WORRY. YOU COMPLAIN.
NOW, I KNOW YOU WORRY. YOU COMPLAIN.
YOU SEE PROBLEMS WHERE THERE ARE
YOU COMPLAIN. YOU SEE PROBLEMS WHERE
THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER, BUT
YOU SEE PROBLEMS WHERE THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS
WHATSOEVER, BUT THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU
NO PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER, BUT THAT'S THE
GREAT THING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY?
THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY? YOU ARE OUR VANESSA.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY? YOU
ARE OUR VANESSA. UNDERSTAND?
YOU ARE OUR VANESSA.
UNDERSTAND? >> I LOVE YOU, DADDY.
UNDERSTAND? >> I LOVE YOU, DADDY.
THAT MAKES ME FEEL REAL HAPPY.
I LOVE YOU, DADDY. THAT MAKES ME FEEL
REAL HAPPY. >> YES, AND I KNOW THIS FEELING
THAT MAKES ME FEEL REAL HAPPY. >>
YES, AND I KNOW THIS FEELING SHALL PASS.
WHO IS THAT? >> I ASKED MAMA
TO COME OVER. >> OH REALLY?
I ASKED MAMA TO COME
OVER. >> OH REALLY? >> MOM!
OH REALLY? >> MOM! >> CLAIR!
MOM! >> CLAIR! CLIFF!
CLAIR! CLIFF! >> MY
FAVORITE MOTHER-IN-LAW.
CLIFF! >> MY FAVORITE
MOTHER-IN-LAW. >> OH VANESSA!
MY FAVORITE MOTHER-IN-LAW.
OH VANESSA! OH MY BABY!
OH VANESSA! OH MY BABY!
GIRL, YOU GETTIN' OLDER EVERY
OH MY BABY! GIRL, YOU
GETTIN' OLDER EVERY DAY.
GIRL, YOU GETTIN' OLDER EVERY
DAY. >> DOESN'T EVERYONE?
DAY. >> DOESN'T
EVERYONE? >> NOT ME.
DOESN'T EVERYONE? >> NOT
ME. >> HAVE A SIT DOWN, MOM.
NOT ME. >> HAVE A SIT DOWN,
MOM. >> OH, MOM AND I ARE GOING TO
HAVE A SIT DOWN, MOM. >> OH, MOM AND I
ARE GOING TO TALK IN THE KITCHEN, WOMAN TO
OH, MOM AND I ARE GOING TO TALK
IN THE KITCHEN, WOMAN TO WOMAN.
TALK IN THE KITCHEN, WOMAN TO
WOMAN. >> WOMAN TO... IS YOUR MOTHER
WOMAN. >> WOMAN TO... IS YOUR
MOTHER GOING TO HAVE A BABY TOO?
WOMAN TO... IS YOUR MOTHER GOING TO HAVE
A BABY TOO? >> COME ON, MAMA, LET'S GO.
GOING TO HAVE A BABY TOO? >> COME ON, MAMA,
LET'S GO. >> CLAIR, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
COME ON, MAMA, LET'S GO. >> CLAIR,
WHAT'S THE MATTER? >> I DON'T KNOW.
CLAIR, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME.
I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME.
FINISHED MY HOMEWORK, DAD.
YOU TELL ME. >> FINISHED MY
HOMEWORK, DAD. >> YOU READ MY MIND.
FINISHED MY HOMEWORK, DAD. >> YOU READ
MY MIND. >> NOW, ARE YOU READY TO LOSE?
YOU READ MY MIND. >> NOW, ARE YOU READY
TO LOSE? >> [LAUGHING] I LOVE YOU MY BOY.
NOW, ARE YOU READY TO LOSE? >> [LAUGHING] I
LOVE YOU MY BOY. PLAY AGAINST ME, YOU BETTER BE
[LAUGHING] I LOVE YOU MY BOY. PLAY AGAINST ME,
YOU BETTER BE READY TO BURN THOSE SAD SNEAKERS
PLAY AGAINST ME, YOU BETTER BE READY
TO BURN THOSE SAD SNEAKERS YOU HAVE.
READY TO BURN THOSE SAD
SNEAKERS YOU HAVE. >> HEY GRANDMA!
YOU HAVE. >> HEY
GRANDMA! >> HEY BABY!
HEY GRANDMA! >> HEY
BABY! >> YOU DON'T SEE US.
HEY BABY! >> YOU DON'T
SEE US. THIS IS NOT US.
YOU DON'T SEE US. THIS IS NOT
US. YOU THINK YOU SEE US, BUT THAT'S
THIS IS NOT US. YOU THINK YOU SEE US,
BUT THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU MISS US SO MUCH.
YOU THINK YOU SEE US, BUT THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU
MISS US SO MUCH. >> SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?
'CAUSE YOU MISS US SO MUCH. >> SO, WHAT'S
GOING ON? >> MAMA, YESTERDAY I TOUCHED
SO, WHAT'S GOING ON? >>
MAMA, YESTERDAY I TOUCHED A BABY.
MAMA, YESTERDAY I
TOUCHED A BABY. >> IS THAT ALL?
A BABY. >> IS THAT ALL? >>
WELL, I THINK I MIGHT WANT
IS THAT ALL? >> WELL, I THINK
I MIGHT WANT ANOTHER ONE.
WELL, I THINK I MIGHT WANT
ANOTHER ONE. >> WHAT HAPPENED?
ANOTHER ONE. >> WHAT
HAPPENED? YOU HELD IT, HUH?
WHAT HAPPENED? YOU
HELD IT, HUH? >> UH-HUH.
YOU HELD IT, HUH? >>
UH-HUH. >> AND YOU SMELLED IT.
UH-HUH. >> AND YOU
SMELLED IT. >> UH-HUH.
AND YOU SMELLED
IT. >> UH-HUH. >> CLIFF?
UH-HUH. >> CLIFF? >>
WELL, HE WOULDN'T SMELL IT.
CLIFF? >> WELL, HE
WOULDN'T SMELL IT. >> SMART.
WELL, HE WOULDN'T SMELL
IT. >> SMART. >> OH, COME ON.
SMART. >> OH, COME ON.
NOW, THIS IS SERIOUS NOW.
OH, COME ON. NOW, THIS IS SERIOUS
NOW. I'M NOT AN IMPETUOUS PERSON, BUT
NOW, THIS IS SERIOUS NOW. I'M NOT AN IMPETUOUS
PERSON, BUT WHEN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE, TINY
I'M NOT AN IMPETUOUS PERSON, BUT WHEN YOU GIVE
ME A LITTLE, TINY BABY AND IT'S SO SOFT AND SO
WHEN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE, TINY BABY AND IT'S
SO SOFT AND SO WARM AND HOLD... YOU UNDERSTAND.
BABY AND IT'S SO SOFT AND SO WARM AND HOLD...
YOU UNDERSTAND. >> YES, IT'S THE TRAP.
WARM AND HOLD... YOU UNDERSTAND.
YES, IT'S THE TRAP. >> YOU TOO, HUH?
YES, IT'S THE TRAP. >> YOU TOO,
HUH? >> LOOK CLAIR, WHAT YOU'RE GOING
YOU TOO, HUH? >> LOOK CLAIR,
WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH IS NOT NEW.
LOOK CLAIR, WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH IS
NOT NEW. YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU AND CLIFF GOT
THROUGH IS NOT NEW. YOU KNOW, WHEN
YOU AND CLIFF GOT MARRIED, WHAT DID I SAY?
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU AND CLIFF GOT MARRIED,
WHAT DID I SAY? >> YOU WANTED ME TO HAVE
MARRIED, WHAT DID I SAY? >>
YOU WANTED ME TO HAVE A CHILD.
YOU WANTED ME TO
HAVE A CHILD. >> WHY?
A CHILD. >> WHY? >> REVENGE.
WHY? >> REVENGE. >>
IF YOU WANT THE JOY OF
REVENGE. >> IF YOU WANT THE
JOY OF A CHILD WITHOUT THE BOTHER,
IF YOU WANT THE JOY OF A CHILD WITHOUT
THE BOTHER, THERE'S A VERY SIMPLE ANSWER.
A CHILD WITHOUT THE BOTHER, THERE'S A
VERY SIMPLE ANSWER. >> GRANDCHILDREN.
THERE'S A VERY SIMPLE ANSWER. >>
GRANDCHILDREN. >> THEY'RE PERFECT.
GRANDCHILDREN. >> THEY'RE
PERFECT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, YOU GO
THEY'RE PERFECT. IF YOU
DON'T LIKE THEM, YOU GO HOME.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, YOU GO
HOME. >> MAMA, DIDN'T YOU WANT
HOME. >> MAMA, DIDN'T
YOU WANT ANYMORE?
MAMA, DIDN'T YOU
WANT ANYMORE? >> NO.
ANYMORE? >> NO. >> WHY?
NO. >> WHY? >>
BECAUSE THE OLDER YOU ARE
WHY? >> BECAUSE THE OLDER YOU
ARE WHEN YOU HAVE THEM, THE OLDER
BECAUSE THE OLDER YOU ARE WHEN YOU HAVE
THEM, THE OLDER YOU ARE WHEN THEY COME BACK.
WHEN YOU HAVE THEM, THE OLDER YOU ARE WHEN
THEY COME BACK. >> MOM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
YOU ARE WHEN THEY COME BACK. >>
MOM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
MOM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? THEY DON'T COME BACK.
ABOUT? THEY DON'T COME BACK.
JOHN AND EDNA MORTON, YOU
THEY DON'T COME BACK. >> JOHN AND
EDNA MORTON, YOU REMEMBER THEM?
JOHN AND EDNA MORTON, YOU REMEMBER
THEM? THEY HAVE A DAUGHTER YOUR AGE.
REMEMBER THEM? THEY HAVE A
DAUGHTER YOUR AGE. SHE CAME BACK.
THEY HAVE A DAUGHTER YOUR AGE.
SHE CAME BACK. HER HUSBAND LEFT HER,
SHE CAME BACK. HER HUSBAND
LEFT HER, 3 CHILDREN, 14, 11 AND 2.
HER HUSBAND LEFT HER, 3 CHILDREN,
14, 11 AND 2. THEY ALL CAME BACK.
3 CHILDREN, 14, 11 AND 2. THEY ALL CAME
BACK. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, CLAIR?
THEY ALL CAME BACK. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING,
CLAIR? IF YOU HAVE ONE NOW, BY THE TIME
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, CLAIR? IF YOU HAVE ONE
NOW, BY THE TIME YOU ARE 70, THEY'LL BE BACK.
IF YOU HAVE ONE NOW, BY THE TIME YOU ARE
70, THEY'LL BE BACK. >> OKAY MAMA, THAT'S
YOU ARE 70, THEY'LL BE BACK. >> OKAY
MAMA, THAT'S ONE ISOLATED INCIDENT...
OKAY MAMA, THAT'S ONE ISOLATED
INCIDENT... >> AARON AND MAXINE DAVENPORT
ONE ISOLATED INCIDENT... >> AARON AND MAXINE
DAVENPORT HAVE A SON, 45, HIS WIFE DIES.
AARON AND MAXINE DAVENPORT HAVE A SON, 45,
HIS WIFE DIES. HE COMES HOME BRINGING 2 BOYS,
HAVE A SON, 45, HIS WIFE DIES. HE
COMES HOME BRINGING 2 BOYS, 23 AND 21.
HE COMES HOME BRINGING 2 BOYS, 23
AND 21. NONE OF THEM ARE WORKING.
23 AND 21. NONE OF THEM ARE WORKING.
OKAY, SO THAT'S TWO ISOLATED
NONE OF THEM ARE WORKING. >> OKAY,
SO THAT'S TWO ISOLATED INCIDENTS.
OKAY, SO THAT'S TWO ISOLATED
INCIDENTS. >> SYDNEY AND RAMONA HARTSNAIL,
INCIDENTS. >> SYDNEY AND RAMONA
HARTSNAIL, UNMARRIED DAUGHTER COMES HOME
SYDNEY AND RAMONA HARTSNAIL, UNMARRIED
DAUGHTER COMES HOME WITH A BABY...
UNMARRIED DAUGHTER COMES HOME
WITH A BABY... >> MAMA, WHAT DO YOU DO, GO
WITH A BABY... >> MAMA, WHAT DO YOU DO,
GO AROUND COLLECTING THESE STORIES?
MAMA, WHAT DO YOU DO, GO AROUND COLLECTING
THESE STORIES? >> THEY ARE NOT JUST STORIES.
AROUND COLLECTING THESE STORIES? >>
THEY ARE NOT JUST STORIES. THEY HAPPENED.
THEY ARE NOT JUST STORIES. THEY
HAPPENED. DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU.
THEY HAPPENED. DON'T LET IT HAPPEN
TO YOU. HOW'S THE FEELING NOW?
DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU.
HOW'S THE FEELING NOW? >> LESS.
HOW'S THE FEELING NOW?
LESS. >> TAKE MY ADVICE,
LESS. >> TAKE MY
ADVICE, GRANDCHILDREN.
TAKE MY ADVICE,
GRANDCHILDREN. >> GRANDMA, HI.
GRANDCHILDREN. >>
GRANDMA, HI. >> HELLO... 16.
GRANDMA, HI. >> HELLO... 16.
YOU'LL HAVE ONE FOR YOUR MAMA,
HELLO... 16. YOU'LL HAVE ONE
FOR YOUR MAMA, WON'T YOU?
YOU'LL HAVE ONE FOR YOUR
MAMA, WON'T YOU? >> WHAT?
WON'T YOU? >> WHAT? >> A BABY.
WHAT? >> A BABY. >> SURE.
A BABY. >> SURE. >> PROMISE?
SURE. >> PROMISE? >> YEAH.
PROMISE? >> YEAH. >> WAIT.
YEAH. >> WAIT. >>
CAN I FINISH HIGH SCHOOL
WAIT. >> CAN I FINISH
HIGH SCHOOL FIRST?
CAN I FINISH HIGH SCHOOL
FIRST? >> COME ON, CUT THE... NO NO,
FIRST? >> COME ON, CUT
THE... NO NO, NO YOU DON'T.
COME ON, CUT THE... NO NO, NO
YOU DON'T. NO NO, DON'T EVEN TRY IT!
NO YOU DON'T. NO NO, DON'T
EVEN TRY IT! YOU BLEW IT AGAIN!
NO NO, DON'T EVEN TRY IT! YOU
BLEW IT AGAIN! ALL RIGHT, LOOK OUT!
THAT PUTS ME TWO AHEAD, DAD. >> YOU DON'T
WANT TO CALL A FOUL 'CAUSE YOU'RE TIRED?
YOU DON'T WANT TO CALL A FOUL
'CAUSE YOU'RE TIRED? >> I'M JUST WARMING UP
A FOUL 'CAUSE YOU'RE TIRED? >> I'M
JUST WARMING UP BUT IF YOU NEED TO REST.
I'M JUST WARMING UP BUT IF YOU
NEED TO REST. >> WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE
BUT IF YOU NEED TO REST. >> WHEN I WAS YOUR
AGE, WE PLAYED FROM SUN UP TO SUN DOWN.
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE PLAYED FROM SUN UP
TO SUN DOWN. AND WHEN IT GOT TOO DARK, WE
PLAYED FROM SUN UP TO SUN DOWN. AND WHEN IT
GOT TOO DARK, WE CARRIED CANDLES IN OUR HAND.
AND WHEN IT GOT TOO DARK, WE
CARRIED CANDLES IN OUR HAND. >> DAD...
CARRIED CANDLES IN OUR
HAND. >> DAD... >> WHAT?
DAD... >> WHAT? >> DID
YOU GET ENOUGH REST OR DO
WHAT? >> DID YOU GET ENOUGH REST
OR DO YOU WANT TO TALK SOME MORE?
DID YOU GET ENOUGH REST OR DO
YOU WANT TO TALK SOME MORE? >> HA HA HA.
YOU WANT TO TALK SOME MORE? >> HA
HA HA. ALL RIGHT, YOU BETTER BE ALERT
HA HA HA. ALL RIGHT,
YOU BETTER BE ALERT NOW.
ALL RIGHT, YOU BETTER BE ALERT
NOW. SO, YOU'RE UP BY TWO, RIGHT?
NOW. SO, YOU'RE UP BY TWO,
RIGHT? I SCORE TWO AND WE'RE TIED.
HEY!
YOU NOT GOING FOR THAT
ONE? HUH? ALL RIGHT, HEY!
FOUL! >> NO WAY! >> FOUL!
NO WAY! >> FOUL! FOUL!
FOUL! FOUL! >> THAT
WAS A CLEAR MISS, DAD.
FOUL! >> THAT WAS A CLEAR MISS,
DAD. >> FOUL ALL OVER ME, MAN!
THAT WAS A CLEAR MISS, DAD. >> FOUL ALL
OVER ME, MAN! IT'S A WONDER I CAN GET UP.
FOUL ALL OVER ME, MAN! IT'S
A WONDER I CAN GET UP. FOUL!
IT'S A WONDER I CAN GET UP. FOUL!
HOW COME YOU'RE THE REFEREE?
FOUL! >> HOW COME YOU'RE THE
REFEREE? >> HEY, I'M NOT THE REFEREE.
HOW COME YOU'RE THE REFEREE? >> HEY,
I'M NOT THE REFEREE. JUST GIVE ME THE BALL.
HEY, I'M NOT THE REFEREE. JUST
GIVE ME THE BALL. >> IT'S NOT FAIR.
JUST GIVE ME THE BALL. >> IT'S NOT
FAIR. >> TAKE IT UP WITH THE LEAGUE
IT'S NOT FAIR. >> TAKE IT UP WITH
THE LEAGUE COMMISSIONER, OKAY?
TAKE IT UP WITH THE LEAGUE
COMMISSIONER, OKAY? >> BUT THAT'S YOU TOO.
COMMISSIONER, OKAY? >> BUT THAT'S
YOU TOO. >> GIVE ME THE BALL, ALL RIGHT.
BUT THAT'S YOU TOO. >> GIVE ME THE BALL,
ALL RIGHT. AND NOW, DR. H HAS TO MAKE THESE
GIVE ME THE BALL, ALL RIGHT. AND NOW, DR. H
HAS TO MAKE THESE TWO FOUL SHOTS TO TIE YOU.
AND NOW, DR. H HAS TO MAKE THESE TWO
FOUL SHOTS TO TIE YOU. AND SO, HERE WE GO.
DAD, COULD YOU MOVE IT ALONG?
I'VE GOT SCHOOL IN 12 HOURS.
ONE MORE TO TIE. >>
JUST SHOOT THE BALL. HEY!
JUST SHOOT THE
BALL. HEY! >> [LAUGHING]
HEY! >> [LAUGHING] AND
NOW TO EMBARRASS MY SON,
[LAUGHING] AND NOW TO EMBARRASS
MY SON, I WILL MAKE IT WITHOUT LOOKING.
NOW, YOUNG HUXTABLE HAS A CHANCE
TO WIN BECAUSE THIS BASKET WINS IT ALL!
TO WIN BECAUSE THIS BASKET WINS
IT ALL! HOWEVER, THERE'S ONE THING
WINS IT ALL! HOWEVER,
THERE'S ONE THING MISSING.
HOWEVER, THERE'S ONE THING MISSING.
HE HAS NEVER BEATEN HIS FATHER
MISSING. HE HAS NEVER BEATEN
HIS FATHER IN ALL HIS LIFE EVER!
HE HAS NEVER BEATEN HIS FATHER IN ALL
HIS LIFE EVER! [LAUGHING] SO SERIOUSLY,
IN ALL HIS LIFE EVER! [LAUGHING] SO
SERIOUSLY, YOU CAN... DON'T EVEN TRY IT.
[LAUGHING] SO SERIOUSLY, YOU CAN... DON'T
EVEN TRY IT. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
YOU CAN... DON'T EVEN TRY IT.
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! >> YEAH!
DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT! >> YEAH! HA HA!
YEAH! HA HA! I WON DAD!
HA HA! I WON DAD! I WON!
I WON DAD! I WON! >> I
WAS THERE WHEN YOU WON.
I WON! >> I WAS THERE WHEN
YOU WON. I SAW IT, I SAW IT!
I WAS THERE WHEN YOU WON.
I SAW IT, I SAW IT! OKAY, OKAY.
I SAW IT, I SAW IT! OKAY, OKAY.
YOU BEAT ME HUNDREDS OF
OKAY, OKAY. >> YOU BEAT
ME HUNDREDS OF TIMES.
YOU BEAT ME HUNDREDS
OF TIMES. >> YES INDEED.
TIMES. >> YES
INDEED. DON'T HELP ME.
YES INDEED. DON'T
HELP ME. I'LL DO IT MYSELF.
DON'T HELP ME. I'LL DO IT
MYSELF. >> DAD, LOOK AT THIS WAY.
I'LL DO IT MYSELF. >> DAD, LOOK AT
THIS WAY. IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER KID NOW,
DAD, LOOK AT THIS WAY. IF YOU HAVE
ANOTHER KID NOW, YOU'D NEVER BEAT HIM ONCE.
IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER KID NOW, YOU'D NEVER
BEAT HIM ONCE. >> HEY MOM, GUESS WHAT?
YOU'D NEVER BEAT HIM ONCE. >> HEY MOM,
GUESS WHAT? YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT...
HEY MOM, GUESS WHAT? YOU WOULDN'T
BELIEVE IT... >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT... >> YOU DON'T
HAVE TO YELL AND TELL EVERYBODY EVERYTHING.
CLAIR.
CLAIR.
CLAIR. OOPS. CAN'T SLEEP, HUH?
OOPS. CAN'T SLEEP,
HUH? NEITHER CAN I.
CAN'T SLEEP, HUH? NEITHER CAN I.
SEE, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA
NEITHER CAN I. SEE, THERE'S
SOMETHING I GOTTA TELL YA, CLAIR.
SEE, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA
TELL YA, CLAIR. I'M OLD, CLAIR.
TELL YA, CLAIR. I'M OLD,
CLAIR. AND CLAIR, SO ARE YOU.
I'M OLD, CLAIR. AND CLAIR,
SO ARE YOU. YOU'RE OLD TOO.
AND CLAIR, SO ARE YOU.
YOU'RE OLD TOO. >> WHAT?
YOU'RE OLD TOO. >> WHAT?
I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT,
WHAT? >> I'M SORRY
TO TELL YOU THAT, CLAIR.
I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT,
CLAIR. >> OH CLIFF, YOU DIDN'T WAKE ME
CLAIR. >> OH CLIFF, YOU DIDN'T
WAKE ME UP AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING TO
OH CLIFF, YOU DIDN'T WAKE ME UP AT
3:00 IN THE MORNING TO TELL ME I'M OLD.
UP AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING TO TELL
ME I'M OLD. >> WELL, I'VE KNOWN ABOUT IT
TELL ME I'M OLD. >> WELL, I'VE KNOWN
ABOUT IT FOR HOURS SINCE THEO BEAT ME AT
WELL, I'VE KNOWN ABOUT IT FOR HOURS SINCE
THEO BEAT ME AT ONE-ON-ONE IN BASKETBALL.
FOR HOURS SINCE THEO BEAT ME AT ONE-ON-ONE
IN BASKETBALL. I TRIED TO PROTECT YOU AS LONG
ONE-ON-ONE IN BASKETBALL. I TRIED
TO PROTECT YOU AS LONG AS I COULD.
I TRIED TO PROTECT YOU AS LONG AS I
COULD. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
AS I COULD. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? >> WELL, I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> WELL,
I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS BABY, YOU KNOW?
WELL, I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS BABY,
YOU KNOW? I MEAN WHEN WE HAD OUR FIRST
THIS BABY, YOU KNOW? I MEAN WHEN WE
HAD OUR FIRST CHILD, WE HAD OUR WHOLE LIFE
I MEAN WHEN WE HAD OUR FIRST CHILD,
WE HAD OUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF US.
CHILD, WE HAD OUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD
OF US. AND I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF WE
AHEAD OF US. AND I'M JUST SAYING THAT
IF WE HAD ONE NOW, I MEAN BY THE TIME
AND I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF WE HAD ONE NOW, I
MEAN BY THE TIME THAT CHILD LEAVES HOME, WE WILL
HAD ONE NOW, I MEAN BY THE TIME THAT CHILD
LEAVES HOME, WE WILL BE READY TO GO TO ONE.
THAT CHILD LEAVES HOME, WE WILL BE READY TO
GO TO ONE. >> CLIFF, YOU KNOW THIS FEELING
BE READY TO GO TO ONE. >> CLIFF, YOU
KNOW THIS FEELING I'VE BEEN HAVING?
CLIFF, YOU KNOW THIS FEELING
I'VE BEEN HAVING? >> LISTEN, HONEY.
I'VE BEEN HAVING? >> LISTEN, HONEY.
LOOK, DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW
LISTEN, HONEY. LOOK, DON'T YOU REMEMBER
HOW WHEN WE WERE YOUNG, WE PLANNED
LOOK, DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW WHEN WE WERE YOUNG,
WE PLANNED AHEAD AND WE SAID WE WERE GOING
WHEN WE WERE YOUNG, WE PLANNED AHEAD AND WE SAID
WE WERE GOING TO GO PLACES AND WE WERE GOING
AHEAD AND WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO GO PLACES
AND WE WERE GOING TO GO ON CRUISES AND AROUND
TO GO PLACES AND WE WERE GOING TO GO
ON CRUISES AND AROUND THE WORLD, CAIRO?
TO GO ON CRUISES AND AROUND THE
WORLD, CAIRO? WE WERE GOING TO GO TO CAIRO
THE WORLD, CAIRO? WE WERE GOING
TO GO TO CAIRO AND SEE THE PYRAMIDS.
WE WERE GOING TO GO TO CAIRO AND SEE THE
PYRAMIDS. IF WE HAVE ANOTHER CHILD, BY THE
AND SEE THE PYRAMIDS. IF WE HAVE ANOTHER
CHILD, BY THE TIME WE GET THERE, THE PYRAMIDS
IF WE HAVE ANOTHER CHILD, BY THE TIME WE GET
THERE, THE PYRAMIDS WILL BE TOO SMALL FOR OUR EYES.
TIME WE GET THERE, THE PYRAMIDS WILL BE TOO
SMALL FOR OUR EYES. >> WELL, THERE'S A VERY DEEP
WILL BE TOO SMALL FOR OUR EYES. >> WELL,
THERE'S A VERY DEEP AND URGENT FEELING.
WELL, THERE'S A VERY DEEP AND
URGENT FEELING. >> YEAH, BUT HONEY,
AND URGENT FEELING. >>
YEAH, BUT HONEY, LISTEN TO THIS.
YEAH, BUT HONEY, LISTEN TO
THIS. WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO
LISTEN TO THIS. WE SAID WE
WERE GOING TO GO TO PARIS.
WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO GO TO
PARIS. WE WERE GOING STROLLING ON THE
GO TO PARIS. WE WERE GOING STROLLING
ON THE CHAMPS-ELYSEE AND I'M TELLING
WE WERE GOING STROLLING ON THE CHAMPS-ELYSEE
AND I'M TELLING YOU IF WE WAIT, I MEAN
CHAMPS-ELYSEE AND I'M TELLING YOU IF
WE WAIT, I MEAN WE'LL BE TOO OLD TO STROLL.
YOU IF WE WAIT, I MEAN WE'LL BE TOO
OLD TO STROLL. >> IT'S JUST A FEELING.
WE'LL BE TOO OLD TO STROLL. >> IT'S JUST
A FEELING. LIKE ALL FEELINGS, IT'LL FADE.
IT'S JUST A FEELING. LIKE ALL FEELINGS,
IT'LL FADE. >> YEAH, BUT WE WANT TO GO TO
LIKE ALL FEELINGS, IT'LL FADE. >> YEAH,
BUT WE WANT TO GO TO ROME... WOULD FADE?
YEAH, BUT WE WANT TO GO TO ROME...
WOULD FADE? >> I'VE MADE UP MY MIND.
ROME... WOULD FADE? >> I'VE MADE UP
MY MIND. I DON'T... I DON'T WANT ANOTHER
I'VE MADE UP MY MIND. I
DON'T... I DON'T WANT ANOTHER BABY.
I DON'T... I DON'T WANT
ANOTHER BABY. >> REALLY?
BABY. >> REALLY? >> NO, I
HONESTLY THOUGHT I DID.
REALLY? >> NO, I HONESTLY
THOUGHT I DID. >> OH CLAIR.
NO, I HONESTLY THOUGHT I DID. >> OH
CLAIR. >> BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT HAVING
OH CLAIR. >> BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT
HAVING ANOTHER CHILD WOULD MAKE MY LIFE
BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT HAVING ANOTHER CHILD WOULD
MAKE MY LIFE BETTER AND THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT
ANOTHER CHILD WOULD MAKE MY LIFE BETTER AND
THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, BETTER THAN WHAT?
BETTER AND THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, BETTER
THAN WHAT? MY LIFE IS ALREADY PERFECT.
IT, BETTER THAN WHAT? MY LIFE IS
ALREADY PERFECT. I'VE GOT A GREAT JOB
MY LIFE IS ALREADY PERFECT. I'VE GOT
A GREAT JOB AND A WONDERFUL FAMILY
I'VE GOT A GREAT JOB AND A WONDERFUL
FAMILY AND A LOVING HUSBAND.
AND A WONDERFUL FAMILY AND
A LOVING HUSBAND. >> MMM HMM.
AND A LOVING HUSBAND. >>
MMM HMM. >> WHO THINKS I'M OLD.
MMM HMM. >> WHO THINKS I'M
OLD. >> OH NO, I JUST SAID THAT TO
WHO THINKS I'M OLD. >> OH NO, I
JUST SAID THAT TO GET YOUR ATTENTION.
OH NO, I JUST SAID THAT TO GET
YOUR ATTENTION. >> YES, YOU DID SAY THAT.
GET YOUR ATTENTION. >>
YES, YOU DID SAY THAT. >> OH!
YES, YOU DID SAY THAT.
OH! >> ARE YOU OLD?
OH! >> ARE YOU OLD?
WELL NO, THEO CHEATS.
ARE YOU OLD? >> WELL NO,
THEO CHEATS. >> THEO CHEATS?
WELL NO, THEO CHEATS. >>
THEO CHEATS? >> WELL, HE IMPROVES
THEO CHEATS? >> WELL, HE
IMPROVES WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING.
WELL, HE IMPROVES WHEN I'M NOT
LOOKING. >> SO, WHEN DO WE START
WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING. >> SO,
WHEN DO WE START OUR TRAVELS?
SO, WHEN DO WE START OUR
TRAVELS? >> WELL, I FIGURE RUDY'LL
OUR TRAVELS? >> WELL, I FIGURE
RUDY'LL ENTER COLLEGE IN 13 YEARS
WELL, I FIGURE RUDY'LL ENTER COLLEGE IN
13 YEARS AND WE CAN START THE DAY AFTER.
ENTER COLLEGE IN 13 YEARS AND WE CAN
START THE DAY AFTER. >> GOODNIGHT, CLIFF.
AND WE CAN START THE DAY AFTER. >>
GOODNIGHT, CLIFF. >> GOODNIGHT, DEAR.
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