The Cosby Show (1984–1992): Season 1, Episode 24 - Cliff's Birthday - full transcript
It's Cliff's birthday and the family tries to keep his present (going to a Lena Horne show) a secret. Cliff will do whatever he can to find out what his present is. And to make sure that he doesn't find out, they don't tell the weak link (Theo) what it is.
[MUSIC]
MOM, THIS PLACE IS BEAUTIFUL. >> IT
IS, ISN'T IT? AND LET ME TELL YOU, THERE
IT IS, ISN'T IT? AND LET ME TELL
YOU, THERE AREN'T MANY CLUBS LIKE THIS
AND LET ME TELL YOU, THERE AREN'T
MANY CLUBS LIKE THIS LEFT IN THE CITY.
AREN'T MANY CLUBS LIKE
THIS LEFT IN THE CITY. RUDY.
LEFT IN THE CITY. RUDY. >> I
JUST WANTED TO HEAR WHAT IT
RUDY. >> I JUST WANTED TO
HEAR WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE.
I JUST WANTED TO HEAR WHAT IT
SOUNDS LIKE. >> IT SOUNDS LIKE ANY OTHER
SOUNDS LIKE. >> IT SOUNDS LIKE ANY
OTHER PIANO SOUNDS WHICH IS EXACTLY
IT SOUNDS LIKE ANY OTHER PIANO SOUNDS
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY WE DON'T HAVE ONE
PIANO SOUNDS WHICH IS EXACTLY
WHY WE DON'T HAVE ONE IN THE HOUSE.
WHY WE DON'T HAVE ONE IN
THE HOUSE. >> MRS. HUXTABLE.
IN THE HOUSE. >> MRS.
HUXTABLE. CLARENCE THORNHILL.
MRS. HUXTABLE. CLARENCE
THORNHILL. >> MR. THORNHILL.
CLARENCE THORNHILL. >>
MR. THORNHILL. >> HOW ARE YOU?
MR. THORNHILL. >> HOW
ARE YOU? >> I'M FINE, THANK YOU.
HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M FINE,
THANK YOU. OH, THIS IS VANESSA.
I'M FINE, THANK YOU. OH, THIS IS
VANESSA. >> HOW ARE YOU, VANESSA?
OH, THIS IS VANESSA. >> HOW
ARE YOU, VANESSA? >> HELLO.
HOW ARE YOU, VANESSA? >> HELLO.
AND MY OTHER DAUGHTER HERE,
HELLO. >> AND MY OTHER
DAUGHTER HERE, LIBERACE.
AND MY OTHER DAUGHTER HERE,
LIBERACE. >> HOW ARE YOU, LIBERACE?
LIBERACE. >> HOW ARE YOU,
LIBERACE? >> MR. THORNHILL, I REALLY
HOW ARE YOU, LIBERACE? >> MR. THORNHILL,
I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU SETTING THIS UP.
MR. THORNHILL, I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU SETTING THIS UP. >> IT'S MY PLEASURE.
APPRECIATE YOU SETTING THIS UP. >> IT'S MY
PLEASURE. YOUR LETTER WAS SO BEAUTIFULLY
IT'S MY PLEASURE. YOUR LETTER WAS SO
BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN AND IT DEMONSTRATED SUCH
YOUR LETTER WAS SO BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN AND IT
DEMONSTRATED SUCH GREAT LOVE, I GAVE THE LETTER TO
WRITTEN AND IT DEMONSTRATED SUCH GREAT LOVE, I
GAVE THE LETTER TO MS. HORNE AND SHE WOULD LIKE YOU
GREAT LOVE, I GAVE THE LETTER TO MS. HORNE AND
SHE WOULD LIKE YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY TO SIT
MS. HORNE AND SHE WOULD LIKE YOU AND YOUR
ENTIRE FAMILY TO SIT AT HER PERSONAL TABLE.
AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY TO SIT AT HER PERSONAL
TABLE. >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S
AT HER PERSONAL TABLE. >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW
IF THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA OR NOT BECAUSE
WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA
OR NOT BECAUSE UM, WELL, CLIFF IS SUCH A BIG
SUCH A GOOD IDEA OR NOT BECAUSE UM, WELL, CLIFF
IS SUCH A BIG LENA HORNE FAN, HE MIGHT TRY TO
UM, WELL, CLIFF IS SUCH A BIG LENA HORNE
FAN, HE MIGHT TRY TO REACH OUT AND TOUCH HER.
LENA HORNE FAN, HE MIGHT TRY TO REACH OUT
AND TOUCH HER. >> LISTEN, YOU KNOW YOU REALLY
REACH OUT AND TOUCH HER. >> LISTEN, YOU KNOW
YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO COME DOWN HERE.
LISTEN, YOU KNOW YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO
COME DOWN HERE. WE COULD HAVE MADE ALL THESE
DIDN'T HAVE TO COME DOWN HERE. WE COULD HAVE
MADE ALL THESE ARRANGEMENTS ON THE PHONE.
WE COULD HAVE MADE ALL THESE ARRANGEMENTS
ON THE PHONE. >> MR. THORNHILL, YOU DON'T
ARRANGEMENTS ON THE PHONE. >> MR. THORNHILL,
YOU DON'T KNOW MY HUSBAND, MMM-MMM.
MR. THORNHILL, YOU DON'T KNOW MY
HUSBAND, MMM-MMM. YOU SEE, WHEN IT COMES TO
KNOW MY HUSBAND, MMM-MMM. YOU SEE, WHEN
IT COMES TO FINDING OUT WHAT WE'RE GETTING
YOU SEE, WHEN IT COMES TO FINDING OUT WHAT
WE'RE GETTING FOR HIM ON HIS BIRTHDAY, THERE
FINDING OUT WHAT WE'RE GETTING FOR HIM ON
HIS BIRTHDAY, THERE IS NOTHING THAT THE MAN
FOR HIM ON HIS BIRTHDAY, THERE IS
NOTHING THAT THE MAN WILL NOT DO.
IS NOTHING THAT THE MAN WILL NOT
DO. >> HE'LL EVEN INTERROGATE HIS
WILL NOT DO. >> HE'LL EVEN
INTERROGATE HIS OWN CHILDREN.
HE'LL EVEN INTERROGATE HIS
OWN CHILDREN. >> YEAH, DAD'S TRICKY.
OWN CHILDREN. >> YEAH, DAD'S
TRICKY. >> WHY DON'T YOU PREPARE HIM
YEAH, DAD'S TRICKY. >> WHY
DON'T YOU PREPARE HIM A BIG DINNER?
WHY DON'T YOU PREPARE HIM A BIG
DINNER? MAKE HIM THINK HE'S STAYING
A BIG DINNER? MAKE HIM
THINK HE'S STAYING AT HOME.
MAKE HIM THINK HE'S STAYING AT
HOME. >> WELL, THAT'S JUST NOT SNEAKY
AT HOME. >> WELL, THAT'S JUST NOT
SNEAKY ENOUGH FOR A MAN LIKE CLIFF.
WELL, THAT'S JUST NOT SNEAKY ENOUGH FOR A MAN
LIKE CLIFF. I THINK THAT WHAT WE SHOULD DO
ENOUGH FOR A MAN LIKE CLIFF. I THINK THAT WHAT
WE SHOULD DO IS PRETEND LIKE WE'RE MAKING HIM
I THINK THAT WHAT WE SHOULD DO IS PRETEND LIKE
WE'RE MAKING HIM A BIG DINNER AND LET HIM FIND
IS PRETEND LIKE WE'RE MAKING HIM A
BIG DINNER AND LET HIM FIND OUT ABOUT IT.
A BIG DINNER AND LET HIM FIND OUT
ABOUT IT. AND THEN WHEN HE'S SITTING THERE
OUT ABOUT IT. AND THEN WHEN HE'S SITTING
THERE BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE'S OUTFOXED
AND THEN WHEN HE'S SITTING THERE BRAGGING ABOUT
HOW HE'S OUTFOXED US AGAIN, WE BRING IN THE PIZZA
BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE'S OUTFOXED US AGAIN,
WE BRING IN THE PIZZA THAT WE SENT OUT FOR.
US AGAIN, WE BRING IN THE PIZZA THAT
WE SENT OUT FOR. >> MUSHROOM PIZZA.
THAT WE SENT OUT FOR. >> MUSHROOM
PIZZA. HE HATES MUSHROOM PIZZA.
MUSHROOM PIZZA. HE HATES
MUSHROOM PIZZA. >> MUSHROOM PIZZA.
HE HATES MUSHROOM PIZZA. >> MUSHROOM
PIZZA. BY THE TIME WE FINISH WITH THIS
MUSHROOM PIZZA. BY THE TIME WE FINISH
WITH THIS MAN, HE WON'T KNOW WHETHER HE'S
BY THE TIME WE FINISH WITH THIS MAN, HE
WON'T KNOW WHETHER HE'S COMING OR GOING.
MAN, HE WON'T KNOW WHETHER HE'S COMING
OR GOING. >> NOW THAT'S A GREAT PLAN.
COMING OR GOING. >> NOW THAT'S
A GREAT PLAN. >> MOM'S TRICKY TOO.
OH, MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT, IT IS
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. THEY'VE HIDDEN...
IT IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
THEY'VE HIDDEN... >> HELLO.
THEY'VE HIDDEN...
HELLO. >> HI, DAD.
HELLO. >> HI, DAD. >> OH,
YOU ALL HOME FROM SCHOOL
HI, DAD. >> OH, YOU ALL HOME FROM
SCHOOL A LITTLE LATE, AREN'T YOU?
OH, YOU ALL HOME FROM SCHOOL A
LITTLE LATE, AREN'T YOU? >> UH, TRAFFIC.
A LITTLE LATE, AREN'T YOU? >>
UH, TRAFFIC. >> AT THIS HOUR THERE
UH, TRAFFIC. >> AT THIS
HOUR THERE WAS TRAFFIC?
AT THIS HOUR THERE WAS
TRAFFIC? WHERE WAS THERE TRAFFIC?
WAS TRAFFIC? WHERE WAS THERE
TRAFFIC? >> BETWEEN HOME AND SCHOOL.
WHERE WAS THERE TRAFFIC? >> BETWEEN HOME
AND SCHOOL. >> BETWEEN HOME AND SCHOOL.
BETWEEN HOME AND SCHOOL. >>
BETWEEN HOME AND SCHOOL. >> RUDY?
BETWEEN HOME AND
SCHOOL. >> RUDY? >> TRAFFIC.
RUDY? >> TRAFFIC. >> VANESSA?
TRAFFIC. >>
VANESSA? >> WELL I, DAD,
VANESSA? >> WELL I,
DAD, I'VE GOTTA TAKE A BATH.
WELL I, DAD, I'VE GOTTA
TAKE A BATH. >> I SEE.
I'VE GOTTA TAKE A BATH. >> I SEE.
SO I CAN TAKE FOR GRANTED THAT
I SEE. SO I CAN TAKE FOR GRANTED
THAT YOUR BEING LATE HAD SOMETHING TO
SO I CAN TAKE FOR GRANTED THAT YOUR BEING LATE
HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY BIRTHDAY, AM I RIGHT,
YOUR BEING LATE HAD SOMETHING TO DO
WITH MY BIRTHDAY, AM I RIGHT, VANESSA?
DO WITH MY BIRTHDAY, AM I RIGHT,
VANESSA? >> GOTTA TAKE A BATH.
VANESSA? >> GOTTA
TAKE A BATH. >> RUDY?
GOTTA TAKE A BATH.
RUDY? >> TRAFFIC.
RUDY? >> TRAFFIC. >> OKAY,
SO YOU GUYS GONNA MAKE
TRAFFIC. >> OKAY, SO YOU
GUYS GONNA MAKE IT TOUGH ON ME.
OKAY, SO YOU GUYS GONNA
MAKE IT TOUGH ON ME. WELL, I LOVE IT.
IT TOUGH ON ME. WELL, I LOVE IT.
THE JOY OF A BIRTHDAY IS FINDING
WELL, I LOVE IT. THE JOY OF A BIRTHDAY IS
FINDING OUT WHAT THE PRESENT IS BEFORE
THE JOY OF A BIRTHDAY IS FINDING OUT
WHAT THE PRESENT IS BEFORE ONE GETS IT.
OUT WHAT THE PRESENT IS BEFORE
ONE GETS IT. AND YOU KNOW I ALWAYS DO.
ONE GETS IT. AND YOU KNOW I
ALWAYS DO. >> NOT THIS YEAR.
AND YOU KNOW I ALWAYS DO. >>
NOT THIS YEAR. >> NOT THIS YEAR.
NOT THIS YEAR. >> NOT THIS
YEAR. YOU SAY THAT EVERY YEAR,
NOT THIS YEAR. YOU SAY THAT
EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY YEAR I FIND OUT.
YOU SAY THAT EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY
YEAR I FIND OUT. SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
AND EVERY YEAR I FIND OUT. SO WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO? YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT IT IS
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? YOU WANT TO TELL
ME WHAT IT IS NOW, SWEETY, OR DO YOU WANT ME
YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT IT IS NOW, SWEETY,
OR DO YOU WANT ME TO START WORKING ON THE
NOW, SWEETY, OR DO YOU WANT ME
TO START WORKING ON THE CHILDREN?
TO START WORKING ON THE CHILDREN?
YOU CAN WORK ON WHOEVER
CHILDREN? >> YOU CAN WORK
ON WHOEVER YOU PLEASE.
YOU CAN WORK ON WHOEVER
YOU PLEASE. >> REALLY?
YOU PLEASE. >> REALLY? >>
BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND OUT
REALLY? >> BUT YOU'RE
NOT GONNA FIND OUT ANYTHING.
BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND OUT
ANYTHING. >> LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
DADDY, THIS HAS NOTHING TO
DO WITH YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> RIGHT.
TO DO WITH YOUR BIRTHDAY.
RIGHT. >> I'M SERIOUS.
RIGHT. >> I'M SERIOUS.
I'M WRITING A SONG FOR
I'M SERIOUS. I'M WRITING A
SONG FOR THE SCHOOL CHOIR.
I'M WRITING A SONG FOR THE
SCHOOL CHOIR. >> REALLY?
THE SCHOOL CHOIR.
REALLY? >> YES.
REALLY? >> YES.
THESE ARE LYRICS, SEE?
YES. THESE ARE LYRICS,
SEE? >> OKAY, LET'S HEAR IT.
THESE ARE LYRICS, SEE? >> OKAY, LET'S
HEAR IT. >> "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME.
OKAY, LET'S HEAR IT. >> "NO ONE
UNDERSTANDS ME. NO ONE REALLY CARES.
"NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME. NO ONE REALLY
CARES. I'M AN ORPHAN OF THE DARKNESS,
NO ONE REALLY CARES. I'M AN ORPHAN
OF THE DARKNESS, PRISONER OF MY TEARS.
I'M AN ORPHAN OF THE DARKNESS, PRISONER
OF MY TEARS. I WALK ALONE IN THE RAIN,
PRISONER OF MY TEARS. I WALK
ALONE IN THE RAIN, A DOWNPOUR OF PAIN.
I WALK ALONE IN THE RAIN, A DOWNPOUR
OF PAIN. THE DREAMS I DREAM ARE NOT
A DOWNPOUR OF PAIN. THE
DREAMS I DREAM ARE NOT MY OWN.
THE DREAMS I DREAM ARE
NOT MY OWN. I WALK ALONE.
MY OWN. I WALK
ALONE. I WALK ALONE."
I WALK ALONE. I WALK ALONE." SO?
I WALK ALONE." SO? DADDY?
SO? DADDY? >> "I WALK ALONE."
DADDY? >> "I WALK ALONE." I
MEAN IS THIS WHAT YOU THINK
"I WALK ALONE." I MEAN IS THIS
WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE?
I MEAN IS THIS WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT
YOUR LIFE? >> NO, BUT YOU KNOW MY TEACHER
ABOUT YOUR LIFE? >> NO, BUT YOU KNOW
MY TEACHER SAID WE COULDN'T WRITE ABOUT
NO, BUT YOU KNOW MY TEACHER SAID WE
COULDN'T WRITE ABOUT THE GOOD STUFF LIKE
SAID WE COULDN'T WRITE ABOUT THE
GOOD STUFF LIKE SEX AND POLITICS.
THE GOOD STUFF LIKE SEX AND
POLITICS. >> OH, SO ALL THAT'S LEFT WAS
SEX AND POLITICS. >> OH, SO
ALL THAT'S LEFT WAS SELF-PITY.
OH, SO ALL THAT'S LEFT WAS
SELF-PITY. >> YOU DON'T LIKE IT 'CAUSE
SELF-PITY. >> YOU DON'T
LIKE IT 'CAUSE IT'S NOT JAZZ.
YOU DON'T LIKE IT 'CAUSE IT'S
NOT JAZZ. >> OKAY, HAVE YOU READ IT
IT'S NOT JAZZ. >> OKAY, HAVE YOU
READ IT FOR YOUR BROTHER YET?
OKAY, HAVE YOU READ IT FOR
YOUR BROTHER YET? >> YES, SHE DID.
FOR YOUR BROTHER YET? >> YES, SHE
DID. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT SONG
YES, SHE DID. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
THAT SONG AGAIN UNTIL I'M REALLY HAPPY.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT SONG AGAIN UNTIL
I'M REALLY HAPPY. >> YOU KNOW THAT'S JUST WHAT
AGAIN UNTIL I'M REALLY HAPPY. >> YOU KNOW
THAT'S JUST WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU GUYS,
YOU KNOW THAT'S JUST WHAT I
LOVE ABOUT YOU GUYS, SO SUPPORTIVE.
I LOVE ABOUT YOU GUYS, SO
SUPPORTIVE. >> ALL RIGHT, WELL MAYBE IT
SO SUPPORTIVE. >> ALL RIGHT,
WELL MAYBE IT ISN'T A MAN'S SONG.
ALL RIGHT, WELL MAYBE IT ISN'T A MAN'S
SONG. NOW HAVE YOU READ IT OR PLAYED
ISN'T A MAN'S SONG. NOW HAVE YOU
READ IT OR PLAYED IT FOR YOUR MOTHER?
NOW HAVE YOU READ IT OR PLAYED
IT FOR YOUR MOTHER? >> YES.
IT FOR YOUR MOTHER? >>
YES. >> AND WHAT'D SHE SAY?
YES. >> AND WHAT'D
SHE SAY? >> I WALK ALONE.
AND WHAT'D SHE SAY? >> I
WALK ALONE. >> YES, YOU DO.
I WALK ALONE. >> YES,
YOU DO. THEO, MY BOY.
YES, YOU DO. THEO, MY BOY.
YOU KNOW SATURDAY'S MY BIRTHDAY.
THEO, MY BOY. YOU KNOW SATURDAY'S
MY BIRTHDAY. I'LL BE 48 YEARS OLD.
YOU KNOW SATURDAY'S MY BIRTHDAY. I'LL BE 48
YEARS OLD. >> RIGHT, DAD, IT'S CIRCLED ON
I'LL BE 48 YEARS OLD. >> RIGHT,
DAD, IT'S CIRCLED ON MY CALENDAR.
RIGHT, DAD, IT'S CIRCLED ON MY
CALENDAR. >> OH, MAN, THANK YOU.
MY CALENDAR. >> OH, MAN,
THANK YOU. >> YOU DID IT.
OH, MAN, THANK YOU. >> YOU DID
IT. >> SO I KNOW THERE'S GOING TO BE
YOU DID IT. >> SO I KNOW THERE'S
GOING TO BE A PRESENT FOR ME, MY BOY.
SO I KNOW THERE'S GOING TO BE A
PRESENT FOR ME, MY BOY. SO WHAT IS IT?
A PRESENT FOR ME, MY BOY. SO WHAT
IS IT? >> COME ON, DAD, YOU KNOW I
SO WHAT IS IT? >> COME ON,
DAD, YOU KNOW I CAN'T TELL YOU.
COME ON, DAD, YOU KNOW I CAN'T
TELL YOU. >> HA, HA, HA, HA, I KNOW THAT.
CAN'T TELL YOU. >> HA, HA, HA, HA, I
KNOW THAT. HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW?
HA, HA, HA, HA, I KNOW THAT.
HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW? >> FOURTEEN.
HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW?
FOURTEEN. >> FOURTEEN.
FOURTEEN. >> FOURTEEN. TWO
YEARS FROM NOW YOU'RE GOING
FOURTEEN. TWO YEARS FROM
NOW YOU'RE GOING TO WANT A CAR.
TWO YEARS FROM NOW YOU'RE GOING TO
WANT A CAR. I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BUY IT
TO WANT A CAR. I'M THE ONLY
ONE WHO CAN BUY IT FOR YOU.
I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BUY IT FOR
YOU. SO MY BOY, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
FOR YOU. SO MY BOY, WHAT'S
IT GONNA BE? >> OKAY, DAD.
SO MY BOY, WHAT'S IT GONNA
BE? >> OKAY, DAD. >> OKAY.
THIS YEAR... >> MMM-HMM.
EVERYONE IS PITCHIN' IN TO
MMM-HMM. >> EVERYONE IS PITCHIN'
IN TO GET YOU SOMETHING YOU'RE REALLY
EVERYONE IS PITCHIN' IN TO GET YOU
SOMETHING YOU'RE REALLY GONNA LOVE.
GET YOU SOMETHING YOU'RE REALLY
GONNA LOVE. >> WELL, WHAT IS IT?
THEY WON'T TELL ME.
YOU'RE PITCHIN' IN? >> YUP.
AND THEY WON'T TELL YOU?
YUP. >> AND THEY WON'T TELL
YOU? >> I'M SERIOUS, DAD, ALL THEY
AND THEY WON'T TELL YOU? >> I'M SERIOUS,
DAD, ALL THEY SAID WAS, "DO WHAT WE SAY,"
I'M SERIOUS, DAD, ALL THEY SAID
WAS, "DO WHAT WE SAY," AND THAT WAS IT.
SAID WAS, "DO WHAT WE SAY," AND THAT
WAS IT. THEY KNOW I'M ALWAYS THE ONE
AND THAT WAS IT. THEY KNOW I'M ALWAYS
THE ONE TO BREAK, SO THIS YEAR THEY'RE
THEY KNOW I'M ALWAYS THE ONE TO BREAK, SO
THIS YEAR THEY'RE KEEPING IT FROM ME TOO.
TO BREAK, SO THIS YEAR THEY'RE KEEPING
IT FROM ME TOO. >> WELL, I'M GONNA TELL YOU
KEEPING IT FROM ME TOO. >> WELL, I'M
GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, MAN.
WELL, I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT
NOW, MAN. I THINK IT'S JUST AWFUL THAT
SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, MAN. I THINK IT'S JUST
AWFUL THAT PEOPLE WOULD ASK YOU TO PITCH IN
I THINK IT'S JUST AWFUL THAT PEOPLE WOULD ASK
YOU TO PITCH IN AND NOT TELL YOU WHAT IT IS.
PEOPLE WOULD ASK YOU TO PITCH IN AND NOT TELL
YOU WHAT IT IS. AND IF IT WAS ME, I WOULD GO
AND NOT TELL YOU WHAT IT IS. AND IF IT WAS ME,
I WOULD GO UPSTAIRS AND DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT
AND IF IT WAS ME, I WOULD GO UPSTAIRS AND
DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GETTING ME FOR MY
UPSTAIRS AND DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT
YOU ARE GETTING ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
YOU ARE GETTING ME FOR MY
BIRTHDAY. >> YOU KNOW SOMETHING, DAD?
BIRTHDAY. >> YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
DAD? THEY SAID YOU WOULD TRY THAT.
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, DAD? THEY SAID YOU
WOULD TRY THAT. >> WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
THEY SAID YOU WOULD TRY THAT. >> WELL,
THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'LL SIT HERE AND TAKE THIS
WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'LL SIT HERE AND
TAKE THIS ABUSE ONLY BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO
I'LL SIT HERE AND TAKE THIS ABUSE ONLY BECAUSE
IT'S GOING TO BE MY BIRTHDAY, AND I'M GOING TO
ABUSE ONLY BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE MY
BIRTHDAY, AND I'M GOING TO GET SOME PRESENTS.
BE MY BIRTHDAY, AND I'M GOING TO
GET SOME PRESENTS. >> WELL, MAYBE.
GET SOME PRESENTS. >> WELL,
MAYBE. >> YOU'RE GONNA LOOK FUNNY
WELL, MAYBE. >> YOU'RE GONNA
LOOK FUNNY WALKING WHEN YOU'RE 23.
HE'S COMING! >> SANDRA, I WAS
WRONG. YOU NEED FOUR EGGS TO MAKE
SANDRA, I WAS WRONG. YOU NEED FOUR
EGGS TO MAKE A DOUBLE CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE.
YOU NEED FOUR EGGS TO MAKE A
DOUBLE CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE. >> OKAY, MOM,
A DOUBLE CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE. >>
OKAY, MOM, I'LL ADD ANOTHER ONE.
OKAY, MOM, I'LL ADD ANOTHER
ONE. >> I CAN'T FIND THE BIG
I'LL ADD ANOTHER ONE. >> I
CAN'T FIND THE BIG SERVING DISH.
I CAN'T FIND THE BIG SERVING
DISH. >> WELL, KEEP LOOKING FOR IT
SERVING DISH. >> WELL, KEEP LOOKING
FOR IT BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY ONE
WELL, KEEP LOOKING FOR IT BECAUSE
IT'S THE ONLY ONE LARGE ENOUGH TO HOLD
BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY ONE LARGE
ENOUGH TO HOLD THE BEEF WELLINGTON.
LARGE ENOUGH TO HOLD THE BEEF
WELLINGTON. >> VANESSA, IT'S ONLY THEO.
THE BEEF WELLINGTON. >> VANESSA, IT'S
ONLY THEO. >> I'M SORRY, I HEARD FOOTSTEPS.
VANESSA, IT'S ONLY THEO. >> I'M SORRY, I
HEARD FOOTSTEPS. >> HEY, IS THIS PART OF
I'M SORRY, I HEARD FOOTSTEPS. >>
HEY, IS THIS PART OF DAD'S SURPRISE?
HEY, IS THIS PART OF DAD'S
SURPRISE? COME ON TELL ME.
DAD'S SURPRISE? COME ON
TELL ME. LOOK IT'S 5 O'CLOCK NOW.
COME ON TELL ME. LOOK IT'S 5 O'CLOCK
NOW. THERE ARE ONLY 7 HOURS LEFT
LOOK IT'S 5 O'CLOCK NOW. THERE ARE
ONLY 7 HOURS LEFT IN DAD'S BIRTHDAY.
THERE ARE ONLY 7 HOURS LEFT IN DAD'S
BIRTHDAY. WHEN ARE YOU TELLING ME?
IN DAD'S BIRTHDAY. WHEN ARE
YOU TELLING ME? >> HERE HE COMES!
WHEN ARE YOU TELLING ME? >> HERE HE
COMES! >> SANDRA, SANDRA, I WAS WRONG.
HERE HE COMES! >> SANDRA, SANDRA, I
WAS WRONG. YOU NEED FOUR EGGS TO MAKE
SANDRA, SANDRA, I WAS WRONG. YOU NEED FOUR
EGGS TO MAKE A DOUBLE CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE.
YOU NEED FOUR EGGS TO MAKE A
DOUBLE CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE. >> OKAY, MOM,
A DOUBLE CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE. >>
OKAY, MOM, I'LL ADD ANOTHER ONE.
OKAY, MOM, I'LL ADD ANOTHER
ONE. >> I CAN'T FIND THE BIG
I'LL ADD ANOTHER ONE. >> I
CAN'T FIND THE BIG SERVING DISH.
I CAN'T FIND THE BIG SERVING
DISH. >> WELL, JUST KEEP LOOKING
SERVING DISH. >> WELL, JUST KEEP
LOOKING FOR IT BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY
WELL, JUST KEEP LOOKING FOR IT BECAUSE
IT'S THE ONLY ONE LARGE ENOUGH TO HOLD
FOR IT BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY ONE LARGE
ENOUGH TO HOLD THE BEEF WELLINGTON.
ONE LARGE ENOUGH TO HOLD THE BEEF
WELLINGTON. >> MOM, YOU WANT TO COME OVER
THE BEEF WELLINGTON. >> MOM, YOU WANT
TO COME OVER AND TASTE MY GAZPACHO SOUP?
MOM, YOU WANT TO COME OVER AND
TASTE MY GAZPACHO SOUP? >> IN A MINUTE.
AND TASTE MY GAZPACHO SOUP? >> IN
A MINUTE. >> BOY, I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL DAD
IN A MINUTE. >> BOY, I CAN'T WAIT
'TIL DAD TASTES THE DRESSING IN THIS
BOY, I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL DAD TASTES
THE DRESSING IN THIS CAESAR SALAD.
TASTES THE DRESSING IN THIS CAESAR
SALAD. PLEASE HAND ME THE HOMEMADE
CAESAR SALAD. PLEASE HAND ME
THE HOMEMADE GARLIC CROUTONS.
PLEASE HAND ME THE HOMEMADE
GARLIC CROUTONS. >> STOP, STOP, STOP.
GARLIC CROUTONS. >> STOP,
STOP, STOP. WE GOT HIM.
STOP, STOP, STOP.
WE GOT HIM. CLIFF.
WE GOT HIM. CLIFF.
UH-UH, UH-UH, CLIFF.
CLIFF. UH-UH, UH-UH, CLIFF.
YOU DID NOT SEE THAT.
UH-UH, UH-UH, CLIFF. YOU DID NOT
SEE THAT. NO, NO, YOU DID NOT SEE THAT.
YOU DID NOT SEE THAT. NO, NO,
YOU DID NOT SEE THAT. >> YES, I DID.
NO, NO, YOU DID NOT SEE THAT. >> YES,
I DID. >> CLIFF THOSE KIDS HAVE BEEN IN
YES, I DID. >> CLIFF THOSE KIDS HAVE
BEEN IN THERE WORKING THEIR HEARTS OUT
CLIFF THOSE KIDS HAVE BEEN IN THERE WORKING
THEIR HEARTS OUT TRYING TO PREPARE A SURPRISE
THERE WORKING THEIR HEARTS OUT TRYING
TO PREPARE A SURPRISE DINNER FOR YOU.
TRYING TO PREPARE A SURPRISE DINNER
FOR YOU. NOW YOU DID NOT SEE THAT.
DINNER FOR YOU. NOW YOU DID NOT
SEE THAT. IF THEY KNEW YOU FOUND OUT,
NOW YOU DID NOT SEE THAT. IF THEY
KNEW YOU FOUND OUT, THEY'D BE CRUSHED.
IF THEY KNEW YOU FOUND OUT, THEY'D
BE CRUSHED. >> MY LIPS ARE SEALED.
THEY'D BE CRUSHED. >> MY LIPS ARE
SEALED. >> NOW SOMEHOW I'M SUPPOSED TO
MY LIPS ARE SEALED. >> NOW SOMEHOW I'M
SUPPOSED TO TRICK YOU INTO GETTING YOU ALL
NOW SOMEHOW I'M SUPPOSED TO TRICK YOU INTO
GETTING YOU ALL DRESSED UP INTO YOUR TUXEDO AND
TRICK YOU INTO GETTING YOU ALL DRESSED UP INTO
YOUR TUXEDO AND GET YOU DOWN TO THE DINING ROOM
DRESSED UP INTO YOUR TUXEDO AND GET YOU DOWN
TO THE DINING ROOM IN ABOUT HALF AN HOUR.
GET YOU DOWN TO THE DINING ROOM IN
ABOUT HALF AN HOUR. >> CONSIDER ME TRICKED.
IN ABOUT HALF AN HOUR. >> CONSIDER ME
TRICKED. BUT LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT I
CONSIDER ME TRICKED. BUT LET THE RECORD
SHOW THAT I FOUND OUT ABOUT MY PRESENT AHEAD
BUT LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT I FOUND
OUT ABOUT MY PRESENT AHEAD OF TIME.
FOUND OUT ABOUT MY PRESENT
AHEAD OF TIME. >> YOU'RE DESPICABLE.
OF TIME. >> YOU'RE DESPICABLE.
I GOTTA ADMIT IT, CLIFF, YOU ARE
YOU'RE DESPICABLE. I GOTTA ADMIT IT,
CLIFF, YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THE REST OF US.
DEAR? >> YES. >> I
JUST LOVE CROUTONS.
YES. >> I JUST LOVE CROUTONS.
AND DEAR, I JUST CAN'T WAIT
I JUST LOVE CROUTONS. >> AND DEAR,
I JUST CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I CHEW ON MY
AND DEAR, I JUST CAN'T WAIT
UNTIL I CHEW ON MY BEEF WELLINGTON.
UNTIL I CHEW ON MY BEEF
WELLINGTON. AND DEAR,
BEEF WELLINGTON. AND DEAR,
I JUST LOVE GAZPACHO SOUP.
WHEN IS SOMEONE GONNA TELL ME WHAT'S
GOING ON? >> YOU'LL FIND OUT WHEN DAD
WHAT'S GOING ON? >> YOU'LL
FIND OUT WHEN DAD DOES.
YOU'LL FIND OUT WHEN
DAD DOES. >> ALL RIGHT, CLIFF,
DOES. >> ALL RIGHT, CLIFF,
KEEP THOSE EYES CLOSED.
ALL RIGHT, CLIFF, KEEP THOSE
EYES CLOSED. ALL RIGHT, I GOT YA NOW.
KEEP THOSE EYES CLOSED. ALL
RIGHT, I GOT YA NOW. THERE YOU GO.
ALL RIGHT, I GOT YA NOW.
THERE YOU GO. HERE.
THERE YOU GO. HERE. ALL RIGHT?
HERE. ALL RIGHT? >> SIT DOWN?
ALL RIGHT? >> SIT
DOWN? >> IF YOU LIKE.
SIT DOWN? >> IF
YOU LIKE. >> ALL RIGHT.
IF YOU LIKE. >> ALL
RIGHT. >> YOU READY?
ALL RIGHT. >> YOU
READY? >> UH-HUH.
YOU READY? >> UH-HUH.
OPEN YOUR EYES.
UH-HUH. >> OPEN
YOUR EYES. >> SURPRISE!
OPEN YOUR EYES. >>
SURPRISE! >> OH, IS THIS FOR ME?
SURPRISE! >> OH, IS THIS FOR
ME? GOLLY, I NEVER WOULD HAVE
OH, IS THIS FOR ME? GOLLY, I
NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED THIS.
GOLLY, I NEVER WOULD HAVE
GUESSED THIS. >> HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY.
GUESSED THIS. >> HOPE YOU'RE
HUNGRY. >> OH, I CAN'T WAY.
HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY. >> OH, I
CAN'T WAY. >> SO DAD, THE BIG 4-8,
OH, I CAN'T WAY. >> SO DAD,
THE BIG 4-8, HOW DOES IT FEEL?
SO DAD, THE BIG 4-8, HOW DOES
IT FEEL? >> NEVER FELT BETTER.
HOW DOES IT FEEL? >> NEVER FELT
BETTER. >> OH, I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU SAY
NEVER FELT BETTER. >> OH,
I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT.
OH, I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU SAY
THAT. YOU KNOW, 48 COULD BE A VERY
THAT. YOU KNOW, 48 COULD BE
A VERY TOUGH AGE FOR A MAN.
YOU KNOW, 48 COULD BE A VERY TOUGH
AGE FOR A MAN. IT'S TRADITIONALLY THE TIME
TOUGH AGE FOR A MAN. IT'S TRADITIONALLY
THE TIME THAT THE MIDLIFE CRISIS SETS IN.
IT'S TRADITIONALLY THE TIME THAT
THE MIDLIFE CRISIS SETS IN. >> REALLY?
THAT THE MIDLIFE CRISIS SETS IN. >>
REALLY? >> YEAH, IT'S BASIC PSYCHOLOGY,
REALLY? >> YEAH, IT'S
BASIC PSYCHOLOGY, DENISE.
YEAH, IT'S BASIC PSYCHOLOGY,
DENISE. A MAN REACHES DAD'S AGE,
DENISE. A MAN REACHES DAD'S
AGE, AND HE LOOKS BACK AND HE SEES
A MAN REACHES DAD'S AGE, AND HE LOOKS BACK
AND HE SEES ALMOST HALF A CENTURY GONE.
AND HE LOOKS BACK AND HE SEES ALMOST HALF A
CENTURY GONE. AND THEN HE LOOKS AHEAD AND HE
ALMOST HALF A CENTURY GONE. AND THEN HE LOOKS
AHEAD AND HE REALIZES THAT HE HAS LESS THAN
AND THEN HE LOOKS AHEAD AND HE REALIZES THAT
HE HAS LESS THAN A THIRD OF HIS LIFE LEFT.
REALIZES THAT HE HAS LESS THAN A THIRD OF
HIS LIFE LEFT. >> SANDRA, I THINK YOU OUGHT
A THIRD OF HIS LIFE LEFT. >> SANDRA, I THINK
YOU OUGHT TO GET A JOB WRITING BIRTHDAY
SANDRA, I THINK YOU OUGHT TO
GET A JOB WRITING BIRTHDAY CARDS.
TO GET A JOB WRITING BIRTHDAY
CARDS. >> DINNER IS SERVED.
CARDS. >> DINNER IS
SERVED. >> ALL RIGHT.
DINNER IS SERVED. >>
ALL RIGHT. >> SURPRISE!
ALL RIGHT. >>
SURPRISE! >> PIZZA!
SURPRISE! >>
PIZZA! IT'S PIZZA, DAD!
PIZZA! IT'S PIZZA,
DAD! >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
IT'S PIZZA, DAD! >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
YEAH, YEAH, HA, HA, HA, HA.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. >> YEAH, YEAH, HA,
HA, HA, HA. OKAY, YEAH, I KNOW YOU BETTER
YEAH, YEAH, HA, HA, HA, HA. OKAY, YEAH,
I KNOW YOU BETTER TAKE THAT OUT OF HERE.
OKAY, YEAH, I KNOW YOU BETTER TAKE
THAT OUT OF HERE. >> COME ON, CLIFF.
TAKE THAT OUT OF HERE. >> COME
ON, CLIFF. >> NO, NO, NO, I'M NOT GOIN'
COME ON, CLIFF. >> NO, NO,
NO, I'M NOT GOIN' FOR NO PIZZA.
NO, NO, NO, I'M NOT GOIN' FOR NO
PIZZA. NO, COME ON, YOU ALL CAN STOP
FOR NO PIZZA. NO, COME ON, YOU ALL
CAN STOP FOOLING AROUND RIGHT NOW.
NO, COME ON, YOU ALL CAN STOP FOOLING
AROUND RIGHT NOW. NOW COME ON, BRING OUT
FOOLING AROUND RIGHT NOW. NOW COME ON,
BRING OUT THE CROUTONS AND THE GAZPACHO.
NOW COME ON, BRING OUT THE
CROUTONS AND THE GAZPACHO. COME ON.
THE CROUTONS AND THE GAZPACHO.
COME ON. I DON'T WANT NO PIZZA.
COME ON. I DON'T WANT NO PIZZA.
NO, NO, NO, NO, BEEF WELLINGTON.
I DON'T WANT NO PIZZA. NO, NO, NO,
NO, BEEF WELLINGTON. BEEF WELLINGTON.
NO, NO, NO, NO, BEEF WELLINGTON. BEEF
WELLINGTON. >> IS THAT ANY WAY TO BEHAVE ON
BEEF WELLINGTON. >> IS THAT ANY
WAY TO BEHAVE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
IS THAT ANY WAY TO BEHAVE ON YOUR
BIRTHDAY? >> COME ON, GET IT OUT HERE.
YOUR BIRTHDAY? >> COME ON, GET IT
OUT HERE. >> CLIFF, YOU BETTER HURRY UP
COME ON, GET IT OUT HERE. >> CLIFF,
YOU BETTER HURRY UP AND EAT THIS FOOD.
CLIFF, YOU BETTER HURRY UP
AND EAT THIS FOOD. >> CLIFF, THIS IS IT.
AND EAT THIS FOOD. >>
CLIFF, THIS IS IT. >> WE GOT HIM.
CLIFF, THIS IS IT. >> WE
GOT HIM. >> WE GOT HIM GOOD.
WE GOT HIM. >> WE GOT HIM
GOOD. >> CLIFF, THIS IS IT NOW.
WE GOT HIM GOOD. >> CLIFF, THIS IS
IT NOW. >> COME ON, NOW WHERE DID YOU
CLIFF, THIS IS IT NOW. >> COME ON, NOW
WHERE DID YOU ALL HIDE THE BEEF WELLINGTON?
COME ON, NOW WHERE DID YOU ALL HIDE THE BEEF
WELLINGTON? >> CLIFF, PLEASE, HURRY UP AND
ALL HIDE THE BEEF WELLINGTON? >> CLIFF, PLEASE,
HURRY UP AND EAT YOUR PIZZA BECAUSE THERE'S
CLIFF, PLEASE, HURRY UP AND EAT
YOUR PIZZA BECAUSE THERE'S MORE.
EAT YOUR PIZZA BECAUSE THERE'S
MORE. AFTER THIS WE'RE TAKING YOU
MORE. AFTER THIS WE'RE
TAKING YOU SOMEPLACE.
AFTER THIS WE'RE TAKING
YOU SOMEPLACE. >> OH REALLY?
SOMEPLACE. >> OH REALLY?
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME,
OH REALLY? WHERE ARE YOU
TAKING ME, DOWN TO THE CITY DUMP?
WOW, DAD. WAIT 'TIL YOU
SEE THIS PLACE. >> OH, YEAH?
WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE THIS PLACE. >>
OH, YEAH? WELL, I SMELL CANDLES.
OH, YEAH? WELL, I SMELL
CANDLES. I HEAR PEOPLE.
WELL, I SMELL CANDLES. I HEAR
PEOPLE. MUST BE IN A FUNERAL PARLOR.
I HEAR PEOPLE. MUST BE IN A
FUNERAL PARLOR. >> WRONG!
MUST BE IN A FUNERAL PARLOR. >>
WRONG! >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WRONG! >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE CLUB PREMIERE IS PROUD
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE CLUB
PREMIERE IS PROUD TO PRESENT LENA HORNE!
LOOK AT YOU. YOU KNOW YOU
SITTIN' AT MY PERSONAL TABLE?
YOU KNOW YOU SITTIN' AT MY PERSONAL
TABLE? I DON'T LET JUST ANYBODY
AT MY PERSONAL TABLE? I DON'T
LET JUST ANYBODY SIT HERE.
I DON'T LET JUST ANYBODY SIT HERE.
I LET DIPLOMATS AND POTENTATES
SIT HERE. I LET DIPLOMATS AND
POTENTATES AND BIRTHDAY BOYS.
I LET DIPLOMATS AND POTENTATES AND BIRTHDAY
BOYS. YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE NO DIPLOMAT,
AND BIRTHDAY BOYS. YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE
NO DIPLOMAT, AND YOU AIN'T NO POTENTATE.
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE NO DIPLOMAT, AND
YOU AIN'T NO POTENTATE. I'M JUST JOKING.
AND YOU AIN'T NO POTENTATE. I'M
JUST JOKING. I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.
I'M JUST JOKING. I KNOW ALL
ABOUT IT. THIS IS DR. HEATHCLIFF
I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT. THIS IS
DR. HEATHCLIFF HUX... TABLE, HU... HU...
THIS IS DR. HEATHCLIFF
HUX... TABLE, HU... HU... >> HUXTABLE!
HUX... TABLE, HU... HU... >>
HUXTABLE! >> WHATEVER.
HUXTABLE! >> WHATEVER.
ANYWAY, I HOPE HE APPRECIATES
WHATEVER. ANYWAY, I HOPE HE
APPRECIATES EVERYTHING HIS WIFE DID TO MAKE
ANYWAY, I HOPE HE APPRECIATES EVERYTHING
HIS WIFE DID TO MAKE THIS POSSIBLE TONIGHT.
EVERYTHING HIS WIFE DID TO MAKE THIS
POSSIBLE TONIGHT. YOU BETTER KISS HER HAND.
THIS POSSIBLE TONIGHT. YOU BETTER KISS
HER HAND. I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING,
YOU BETTER KISS HER HAND. I WANT TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING, I AIN'T GONNA SING
I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, I AIN'T
GONNA SING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" TO YOU.
I AIN'T GONNA SING "HAPPY
BIRTHDAY" TO YOU. ANYBODY CAN SING
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" TO YOU.
ANYBODY CAN SING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
ANYBODY CAN SING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
I HAVE IN MIND ANOTHER SONG,
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY." I HAVE IN MIND
ANOTHER SONG, IT'S A KIND OF OLD SONG, BUT
I HAVE IN MIND ANOTHER SONG, IT'S A KIND OF
OLD SONG, BUT I THINK YOU KNOW BY NOW LOOKING
IT'S A KIND OF OLD SONG, BUT I THINK YOU
KNOW BY NOW LOOKING AT ME I LIKE OLD SONGS.
I THINK YOU KNOW BY NOW LOOKING AT ME I
LIKE OLD SONGS. AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH
AT ME I LIKE OLD SONGS. AIN'T
NOTHING WRONG WITH THE NEW ONES.
AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH THE
NEW ONES. SOME OF 'EM ARE FANTASTIC,
THE NEW ONES. SOME OF 'EM ARE
FANTASTIC, BUT THEN THERE ARE THE OTHERS
SOME OF 'EM ARE FANTASTIC, BUT THEN THERE
ARE THE OTHERS THE ONES THAT SAY, "OH, BABY.
BUT THEN THERE ARE THE OTHERS
THE ONES THAT SAY, "OH, BABY. MY BABY.
THE ONES THAT SAY, "OH,
BABY. MY BABY. WHEN, BABY?
MY BABY. WHEN, BABY? NOW, BABY?
WHEN, BABY? NOW,
BABY? I'M SORRY, BABY."
NOW, BABY? I'M SORRY,
BABY." SEE, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY'S"
I'M SORRY, BABY." SEE, "HAPPY
BIRTHDAY'S" ALL RIGHT, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE
SEE, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY'S" ALL RIGHT,
BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY FEELING.
ALL RIGHT, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY
FEELING. I'M GONNA SING A SONG TO YOU,
ANY FEELING. I'M GONNA SING A SONG
TO YOU, DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE, THAT
I'M GONNA SING A SONG TO YOU, DR. HEATHCLIFF
HUXTABLE, THAT JUST ABOUT COVERS WHAT YOU AND
DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE, THAT JUST ABOUT COVERS
WHAT YOU AND YOUR WIFE MEAN TO EACH OTHER.
[MUSIC] ♪ IN THIS WORLD ♪
♪ OF ORDINARY PEOPLE, ♪
♪ IN THIS WORLD ♪ ♪ OF ORDINARY
PEOPLE, ♪ ♪ EXTRAORDINARY PEOPLE, ♪
♪ OF ORDINARY PEOPLE, ♪ ♪ EXTRAORDINARY
PEOPLE, ♪ ♪ I'M GLAD THERE IS YOU. ♪
♪ EXTRAORDINARY PEOPLE, ♪ ♪ I'M
GLAD THERE IS YOU. ♪ ♪ IN THIS WORLD ♪
♪ I'M GLAD THERE IS YOU. ♪ ♪ IN THIS
WORLD ♪ ♪ OF OVERRATED PLEASURES, ♪
♪ IN THIS WORLD ♪ ♪ OF OVERRATED
PLEASURES, ♪ ♪ OF UNDERRATED TREASURES, ♪
♪ OF OVERRATED PLEASURES, ♪ ♪ OF UNDERRATED
TREASURES, ♪ ♪ I'M GLAD THERE IS YOU. ♪
♪ OF UNDERRATED TREASURES, ♪ ♪ I'M GLAD THERE
IS YOU. ♪ ♪ I LOVE TO LIVE, YES, I WANT ♪
♪ I'M GLAD THERE IS YOU. ♪ ♪ I LOVE TO LIVE,
YES, I WANT ♪ ♪ TO LIVE WITH YOU BESIDE ME. ♪
♪ I LOVE TO LIVE, YES, I WANT ♪ ♪ TO LIVE
WITH YOU BESIDE ME. ♪ ♪ THIS ROLE SO NEW, ♪
♪ TO LIVE WITH YOU BESIDE ME. ♪ ♪ THIS
ROLE SO NEW, ♪ ♪ I'LL MUDDLE THROUGH ♪
♪ THIS ROLE SO NEW, ♪ ♪ I'LL MUDDLE
THROUGH ♪ ♪ WITH YOU TO GUIDE ME. ♪
♪ I'LL MUDDLE THROUGH ♪ ♪ WITH YOU TO
GUIDE ME. ♪ ♪ IN THIS WORLD WHERE MANY, ♪
♪ WITH YOU TO GUIDE ME. ♪ ♪ IN THIS WORLD
WHERE MANY, ♪ ♪ MANY PLAY AT LOVE AND ♪
♪ IN THIS WORLD WHERE MANY, ♪ ♪ MANY PLAY
AT LOVE AND ♪ ♪ HARDLY ANY STAY IN LOVE, ♪
♪ MANY PLAY AT LOVE AND ♪ ♪ HARDLY ANY
STAY IN LOVE, ♪ ♪ I'M GLAD THERE IS YOU. ♪
♪ HARDLY ANY STAY IN LOVE, ♪ ♪ I'M
GLAD THERE IS YOU. ♪ ♪ MORE THAN EVER, ♪
♪ I'M GLAD THERE IS YOU. ♪ ♪ MORE
THAN EVER, ♪ ♪ I'M GLAD THERE IS YOU. ♪
PLEASE COME IN. MS. HORNE
WILL BE WITH YOU IN ONE MOMENT.
MS. HORNE WILL BE WITH YOU IN ONE
MOMENT. >> THIS REALLY WASN'T NECESSARY.
IN ONE MOMENT. >> THIS REALLY WASN'T
NECESSARY. >> WELL, MS. HORNE INSISTED
THIS REALLY WASN'T NECESSARY. >> WELL, MS.
HORNE INSISTED UPON SEEING THE FAMILY AFTER
WELL, MS. HORNE INSISTED UPON
SEEING THE FAMILY AFTER THE SHOW.
UPON SEEING THE FAMILY AFTER THE
SHOW. >> ARE YOU SURE SHE DIDN'T SAY
THE SHOW. >> ARE YOU SURE
SHE DIDN'T SAY JUST ME ALONE?
ARE YOU SURE SHE DIDN'T SAY
JUST ME ALONE? >> I'M AFRAID NOT, SIR.
JUST ME ALONE? >> I'M AFRAID NOT,
SIR. MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE.
I'M AFRAID NOT, SIR. MAKE YOURSELVES
COMFORTABLE. >> THANK YOU, MR. THORNHILL,
MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE.
THANK YOU, MR. THORNHILL, WE WILL.
THANK YOU, MR. THORNHILL,
WE WILL. DON'T SIT DOWN, ANYBODY,
WE WILL. DON'T SIT DOWN,
ANYBODY, AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.
DON'T SIT DOWN, ANYBODY, AND DON'T
TOUCH ANYTHING. >> LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL
AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. >>
LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL FAMILY.
LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL
FAMILY. COME ON, SIT DOWN.
FAMILY. COME ON, SIT DOWN.
MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.
COME ON, SIT DOWN. MAKE
YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. PLEASE SIT.
MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. PLEASE
SIT. >> THAT WAS A FANTASTIC SHOW,
PLEASE SIT. >> THAT WAS A
FANTASTIC SHOW, MISS HORNE.
THAT WAS A FANTASTIC
SHOW, MISS HORNE. >> MISS HORNE.
MISS HORNE. >> MISS
HORNE. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
MISS HORNE. HOW OLD
ARE YOU? >> FORTY-EIGHT.
HOW OLD ARE YOU? >> FORTY-EIGHT.
YOU'RE 48 AND YOU CALL ME
FORTY-EIGHT. >> YOU'RE 48
AND YOU CALL ME MISS HORNE.
YOU'RE 48 AND YOU CALL ME MISS
HORNE. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE?
MISS HORNE. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO HIDE? >> CLIFF HAS ALWAYS SAID YOU
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE? >> CLIFF HAS
ALWAYS SAID YOU WERE THE ONLY WOMAN HE'D EVER
CLIFF HAS ALWAYS SAID YOU WERE
THE ONLY WOMAN HE'D EVER LEAVE ME FOR.
WERE THE ONLY WOMAN HE'D EVER LEAVE
ME FOR. >> HONEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
LEAVE ME FOR. >> HONEY, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, IF HE EVER DID, I WOULD SEND HIM
HONEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, IF HE
EVER DID, I WOULD SEND HIM RIGHT BACK.
IF HE EVER DID, I WOULD SEND HIM RIGHT
BACK. AND WHO ARE THESE BEAUTIFUL
RIGHT BACK. AND WHO ARE
THESE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN?
AND WHO ARE THESE BEAUTIFUL
CHILDREN? >> I'M SANDRA.
CHILDREN? >> I'M SANDRA.
SHE GOES TO PRINCETON.
I'M SANDRA. >> SHE GOES TO PRINCETON.
OH, ARE YOU HAVING FUN THERE?
SHE GOES TO PRINCETON. >> OH, ARE YOU HAVING
FUN THERE? >> OH, MOSTLY IT'S HARD WORK.
OH, ARE YOU HAVING FUN THERE? >> OH, MOSTLY
IT'S HARD WORK. >> OH, THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER,
OH, MOSTLY IT'S HARD WORK. >> OH, THAT'S
A GOOD ANSWER, ESPECIALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF
OH, THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER,
ESPECIALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS.
ESPECIALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR
PARENTS. AND WHO'S THE HANDSOME YOUNG
YOUR PARENTS. AND WHO'S
THE HANDSOME YOUNG MAN?
AND WHO'S THE HANDSOME
YOUNG MAN? >> THEODORE.
MAN? >> THEODORE. >>
DOES HE GIVE YOU A LOT OF
THEODORE. >> DOES HE
GIVE YOU A LOT OF TROUBLE?
DOES HE GIVE YOU A LOT OF
TROUBLE? >> MAYBE ONCE IN A WHILE.
TROUBLE? >> MAYBE ONCE IN A
WHILE. >> WELL, HANG IN THERE, BABY,
MAYBE ONCE IN A WHILE. >> WELL, HANG IN
THERE, BABY, IN ABOUT 6 MONTHS YOU'RE GONNA
WELL, HANG IN THERE, BABY, IN ABOUT 6 MONTHS
YOU'RE GONNA BE TWICE AS BIG AS HE IS.
IN ABOUT 6 MONTHS YOU'RE GONNA BE TWICE AS
BIG AS HE IS. >> I'M VANESSA AND THIS IS RUDY.
BE TWICE AS BIG AS HE IS. >> I'M VANESSA AND
THIS IS RUDY. >> DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
I'M VANESSA AND THIS IS RUDY. >>
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? >> NO, MA'AM.
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? >>
NO, MA'AM. >> WHAT ABOUT LEON?
NO, MA'AM. >> WHAT ABOUT
LEON? >> NOW THAT LITTLE ONE RIGHT
WHAT ABOUT LEON? >> NOW THAT LITTLE
ONE RIGHT THERE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO BITE
NOW THAT LITTLE ONE RIGHT
THERE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO BITE HER.
THERE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO BITE
HER. >> I SAW YOU ON "SESAME STREET."
HER. >> I SAW YOU ON
"SESAME STREET." >> YOU DID?
I SAW YOU ON "SESAME STREET." >>
YOU DID? YEAH, I WAS SINGING A SONG
YOU DID? YEAH, I WAS SINGING
A SONG WITH KERMIT THE FROG.
YEAH, I WAS SINGING A SONG WITH
KERMIT THE FROG. >> CAN I MEET HIM?
WITH KERMIT THE FROG. >> CAN I
MEET HIM? >> I'LL SEE IF I CAN SET UP
CAN I MEET HIM? >> I'LL SEE IF I
CAN SET UP A DATE FOR YOU, OKAY?
I'LL SEE IF I CAN SET UP A DATE FOR
YOU, OKAY? >> MS. HORNE, I'M DENISE.
A DATE FOR YOU, OKAY? >> MS.
HORNE, I'M DENISE. >> HELLO, DENISE.
MS. HORNE, I'M DENISE.
HELLO, DENISE. >> HI.
HELLO, DENISE. >>
HI. >> HOW OLD ARE YOU?
HI. >> HOW OLD
ARE YOU? >> SIXTEEN.
HOW OLD ARE YOU? >>
SIXTEEN. >> I WISH I COULD GET THAT
SIXTEEN. >> I WISH I
COULD GET THAT YEAR BACK.
I WISH I COULD GET
THAT YEAR BACK. I BLEW 16.
YEAR BACK. I BLEW 16. I
WALKED AROUND IN A BLUE FUNK
I BLEW 16. I WALKED AROUND IN A
BLUE FUNK ALL THE TIME FEELING SORRY
I WALKED AROUND IN A BLUE FUNK ALL
THE TIME FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF.
ALL THE TIME FEELING SORRY FOR
MYSELF. >> YOU SURE HIT THAT ON THE
FOR MYSELF. >> YOU SURE
HIT THAT ON THE BUTTON.
YOU SURE HIT THAT ON THE BUTTON.
WELL, SHE'S GONNA GROW OUT OF
BUTTON. >> WELL, SHE'S
GONNA GROW OUT OF IT THOUGH.
WELL, SHE'S GONNA GROW
OUT OF IT THOUGH. >> WHEN?
IT THOUGH. >> WHEN? >>
WHEN SHE REALIZES WHAT SHE'S
WHEN? >> WHEN SHE REALIZES WHAT
SHE'S GOT, AND SHE'S GOT A WHOLE LOT.
WHEN SHE REALIZES WHAT SHE'S GOT, AND SHE'S
GOT A WHOLE LOT. I NOTICED IT WHILE I WAS OUT
GOT, AND SHE'S GOT A WHOLE LOT. I
NOTICED IT WHILE I WAS OUT THERE SINGING.
I NOTICED IT WHILE I WAS OUT THERE
SINGING. YOU GOT A WHOLE LOT OF LOVE
THERE SINGING. YOU GOT A WHOLE LOT
OF LOVE RIGHT HERE IN YOUR FAMILY THAT'S
YOU GOT A WHOLE LOT OF LOVE RIGHT HERE IN YOUR
FAMILY THAT'S WHY I WANTED YOU TO COME BACK
RIGHT HERE IN YOUR FAMILY THAT'S WHY I WANTED
YOU TO COME BACK AND SAY, "HELLO" TO ME TONIGHT.
WHY I WANTED YOU TO COME BACK AND SAY, "HELLO"
TO ME TONIGHT. I LIKE TO BE AROUND THAT KIND
AND SAY, "HELLO" TO ME TONIGHT. I
LIKE TO BE AROUND THAT KIND OF LOVE.
I LIKE TO BE AROUND THAT KIND
OF LOVE. >> THANK YOU, MS. HORNE.
OF LOVE. >> THANK YOU, MS. HORNE.
I THINK WE SHOULD BE GOING
THANK YOU, MS. HORNE. >> I
THINK WE SHOULD BE GOING NOW.
I THINK WE SHOULD BE GOING
NOW. >> OH, DO YOU HAVE TO?
NOW. >> OH, DO
YOU HAVE TO? >> YES.
OH, DO YOU HAVE TO? >>
YES. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
YES. THANK YOU VERY
MUCH. >> OH, WELL THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >>
OH, WELL THANK YOU. >> BYE.
OH, WELL THANK YOU.
BYE. >> BYE MS. HORNE!
BYE. >> BYE
MS. HORNE! >> BYE.
BYE MS. HORNE! >> BYE. BYE.
BYE. BYE. BYE.
BYE. BYE. >> GOOD-BYE,
MR. HUXTABLE.
BYE. >> GOOD-BYE, MR. HUXTABLE.
GOOD-BYE, MISS HORNE.
[SINGING] THIS WORLD OF
OVERRATED PLEASURES, OF... TREASURES.
OF OVERRATED PLEASURES,
OF... TREASURES. >> YOU HAD A GOOD TIME,
OF... TREASURES. >> YOU
HAD A GOOD TIME, DIDN'T YOU?
YOU HAD A GOOD TIME, DIDN'T
YOU? >> OOH, THAT WAS THE BEST,
DIDN'T YOU? >> OOH, THAT
WAS THE BEST, I'M TELLING YOU.
OOH, THAT WAS THE BEST, I'M
TELLING YOU. AND WHAT THAT WOMAN DID
I'M TELLING YOU. AND WHAT THAT WOMAN
DID WITH THAT CLUB WAS FANTASTIC.
AND WHAT THAT WOMAN DID WITH THAT CLUB
WAS FANTASTIC. >> ISN'T SHE SOMETHING ELSE?
WITH THAT CLUB WAS FANTASTIC. >> ISN'T SHE
SOMETHING ELSE? TO THINK SHE STARTED SINGING IN
ISN'T SHE SOMETHING ELSE? TO THINK SHE STARTED
SINGING IN THE COTTON CLUB WHEN SHE WAS 17
TO THINK SHE STARTED SINGING IN THE COTTON
CLUB WHEN SHE WAS 17 AND TO HEAR HER NOW.
THE COTTON CLUB WHEN SHE WAS 17 AND
TO HEAR HER NOW. >> BUT I'M TALKING ABOUT
AND TO HEAR HER NOW. >> BUT I'M TALKING
ABOUT THE JOB SHE DID WITH THAT HOTEL.
BUT I'M TALKING ABOUT THE JOB
SHE DID WITH THAT HOTEL. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
THE JOB SHE DID WITH THAT HOTEL. IT'S
BEAUTIFUL. >> I HEARD HER FATHER LEFT
IT'S BEAUTIFUL. >> I HEARD HER FATHER
LEFT HER THAT PLACE WHEN HE DIED,
I HEARD HER FATHER LEFT HER THAT
PLACE WHEN HE DIED, AND SHE RESTORED IT.
HER THAT PLACE WHEN HE DIED, AND SHE
RESTORED IT. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR
AND SHE RESTORED IT. >> YOU KNOW
WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY NEXT YEAR?
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR
MY BIRTHDAY NEXT YEAR? >> WHAT?
MY BIRTHDAY NEXT YEAR? >> WHAT?
I WANT YOU TO BUY ME A HOTEL.
WHAT? >> I WANT YOU TO BUY
ME A HOTEL. >> YOU'RE SO SILLY.
I WANT YOU TO BUY ME A HOTEL. >> YOU'RE
SO SILLY. >> BUT I TELL YOU ONE THING
YOU'RE SO SILLY. >> BUT I TELL YOU
ONE THING THOUGH, I NOTICED THAT EVEN
BUT I TELL YOU ONE THING THOUGH, I NOTICED
THAT EVEN AFTER THAT SONG, THE REST OF
THOUGH, I NOTICED THAT EVEN AFTER THAT
SONG, THE REST OF HER SHOW, SHE JUST KEPT
AFTER THAT SONG, THE REST OF HER
SHOW, SHE JUST KEPT CENTERING ON ME.
HER SHOW, SHE JUST KEPT CENTERING
ON ME. >> WELL, OF COURSE, SHE DID,
CENTERING ON ME. >> WELL, OF COURSE,
SHE DID, CLIFF, IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
WELL, OF COURSE, SHE DID, CLIFF, IT WAS YOUR
BIRTHDAY. >> NO, NO, SHE INVITED ME BACK
CLIFF, IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> NO, NO,
SHE INVITED ME BACK TO HER DRESSING ROOM.
NO, NO, SHE INVITED ME BACK TO HER DRESSING
ROOM. >> CLIFF, SHE INVITED ALL OF US
TO HER DRESSING ROOM. >> CLIFF, SHE INVITED
ALL OF US BACK TO HER DRESSING ROOM.
CLIFF, SHE INVITED ALL OF US BACK TO HER
DRESSING ROOM. >> SHE DID NOT WANT TO BE RUDE.
BACK TO HER DRESSING ROOM. >> SHE
DID NOT WANT TO BE RUDE. OH, YEAH?
SHE DID NOT WANT TO BE RUDE. OH,
YEAH? WELL, LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
OH, YEAH? WELL, LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST FACE UP TO IT THAT EVERY ONCE IN
WELL, LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FACE UP TO IT
THAT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE IN A SUPERSTAR'S LIFE,
FACE UP TO IT THAT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE IN
A SUPERSTAR'S LIFE, THERE COMES ALONG A MAN
A WHILE IN A SUPERSTAR'S LIFE, THERE
COMES ALONG A MAN THAT SHE CANNOT RESIST.
THERE COMES ALONG A MAN
THAT SHE CANNOT RESIST. >> CLIFF?
THAT SHE CANNOT
RESIST. >> CLIFF? >> WHAT?
CLIFF? >> WHAT? >> SHUT UP.
WHAT? >> SHUT UP. >> HEY.
SHUT UP. >> HEY. >>
DENISE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HEY. >> DENISE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP?
DENISE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING UP? >> WORKING.
UP? >> WORKING. >> AT THIS HOUR?
WORKING. >> AT THIS HOUR?
AFTER TONIGHT, I CAME HOME
AT THIS HOUR? >> AFTER TONIGHT, I
CAME HOME AND TOOK ANOTHER LOOK AT MY
AFTER TONIGHT, I CAME HOME AND TOOK ANOTHER
LOOK AT MY SONG, AND I DECIDED TO CHANGE
AND TOOK ANOTHER LOOK AT MY SONG,
AND I DECIDED TO CHANGE IT JUST A LITTLE.
SONG, AND I DECIDED TO CHANGE IT JUST
A LITTLE. >> WHAT, DID YOU WANT TO WALK
IT JUST A LITTLE. >> WHAT, DID YOU WANT
TO WALK WITH SOMEBODY WHILE YOU'RE
WHAT, DID YOU WANT TO WALK
WITH SOMEBODY WHILE YOU'RE ALONE?
WITH SOMEBODY WHILE YOU'RE
ALONE? >> COULD WE HEAR IT?
ALONE? >> COULD WE HEAR IT?
OKAY, LET ME GET THE MUSIC.
COULD WE HEAR IT? >> OKAY, LET ME
GET THE MUSIC. "MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER
OKAY, LET ME GET THE MUSIC. "MY
MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE MY BEST FRIENDS.
"MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE
MY BEST FRIENDS. WHEN I'M ALL ALONE,
ARE MY BEST FRIENDS. WHEN
I'M ALL ALONE, I DON'T HAVE TO BE.
WHEN I'M ALL ALONE, I DON'T HAVE
TO BE. IT'S BECAUSE OF ME THAT
I DON'T HAVE TO BE. IT'S BECAUSE
OF ME THAT I'M ALL ALONE, YOU SEE.
IT'S BECAUSE OF ME THAT I'M ALL
ALONE, YOU SEE. THEIR LOVE IS REAL.
I'M ALL ALONE, YOU SEE. THEIR LOVE IS
REAL. WISDOM THEIR LOVE IS ALL MINE.
THEIR LOVE IS REAL. WISDOM THEIR
LOVE IS ALL MINE. I HAVE FAITH IN THEM
WISDOM THEIR LOVE IS ALL MINE. I
HAVE FAITH IN THEM ALL THE TIME.
I HAVE FAITH IN THEM ALL THE
TIME. THE BEST LIVING FRIENDS, THE
ALL THE TIME. THE BEST LIVING FRIENDS,
THE BEST LIVING LOVERS 'TIL THE END.
THE BEST LIVING FRIENDS, THE BEST LIVING
LOVERS 'TIL THE END. THEIR LOVE IS REAL.
BEST LIVING LOVERS 'TIL THE END. THEIR
LOVE IS REAL. NEVER HAVE THEY LIED TO ME,
THEIR LOVE IS REAL. NEVER HAVE
THEY LIED TO ME, NEVER CONNIVED ME,
NEVER HAVE THEY LIED TO ME, NEVER
CONNIVED ME, TALKED BEHIND MY BACK.
NEVER CONNIVED ME, TALKED BEHIND
MY BACK. NEVER HAVE THEY CHEATED ME.
TALKED BEHIND MY BACK. NEVER HAVE
THEY CHEATED ME. THEIR LOVE IS REAL,
NEVER HAVE THEY CHEATED ME.
THEIR LOVE IS REAL, THEIR LOVE IS REAL."
THEIR LOVE IS REAL, THEIR
LOVE IS REAL." >> THAT'S SWEET.
THEIR LOVE IS REAL." >> THAT'S
SWEET. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
THAT'S SWEET. THAT'S
BEAUTIFUL. >> THANK YOU.
[MUSIC]
"THE COSBY SHOW" IS TAPED IN
FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
MOM, THIS PLACE IS BEAUTIFUL. >> IT
IS, ISN'T IT? AND LET ME TELL YOU, THERE
IT IS, ISN'T IT? AND LET ME TELL
YOU, THERE AREN'T MANY CLUBS LIKE THIS
AND LET ME TELL YOU, THERE AREN'T
MANY CLUBS LIKE THIS LEFT IN THE CITY.
AREN'T MANY CLUBS LIKE
THIS LEFT IN THE CITY. RUDY.
LEFT IN THE CITY. RUDY. >> I
JUST WANTED TO HEAR WHAT IT
RUDY. >> I JUST WANTED TO
HEAR WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE.
I JUST WANTED TO HEAR WHAT IT
SOUNDS LIKE. >> IT SOUNDS LIKE ANY OTHER
SOUNDS LIKE. >> IT SOUNDS LIKE ANY
OTHER PIANO SOUNDS WHICH IS EXACTLY
IT SOUNDS LIKE ANY OTHER PIANO SOUNDS
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY WE DON'T HAVE ONE
PIANO SOUNDS WHICH IS EXACTLY
WHY WE DON'T HAVE ONE IN THE HOUSE.
WHY WE DON'T HAVE ONE IN
THE HOUSE. >> MRS. HUXTABLE.
IN THE HOUSE. >> MRS.
HUXTABLE. CLARENCE THORNHILL.
MRS. HUXTABLE. CLARENCE
THORNHILL. >> MR. THORNHILL.
CLARENCE THORNHILL. >>
MR. THORNHILL. >> HOW ARE YOU?
MR. THORNHILL. >> HOW
ARE YOU? >> I'M FINE, THANK YOU.
HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M FINE,
THANK YOU. OH, THIS IS VANESSA.
I'M FINE, THANK YOU. OH, THIS IS
VANESSA. >> HOW ARE YOU, VANESSA?
OH, THIS IS VANESSA. >> HOW
ARE YOU, VANESSA? >> HELLO.
HOW ARE YOU, VANESSA? >> HELLO.
AND MY OTHER DAUGHTER HERE,
HELLO. >> AND MY OTHER
DAUGHTER HERE, LIBERACE.
AND MY OTHER DAUGHTER HERE,
LIBERACE. >> HOW ARE YOU, LIBERACE?
LIBERACE. >> HOW ARE YOU,
LIBERACE? >> MR. THORNHILL, I REALLY
HOW ARE YOU, LIBERACE? >> MR. THORNHILL,
I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU SETTING THIS UP.
MR. THORNHILL, I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU SETTING THIS UP. >> IT'S MY PLEASURE.
APPRECIATE YOU SETTING THIS UP. >> IT'S MY
PLEASURE. YOUR LETTER WAS SO BEAUTIFULLY
IT'S MY PLEASURE. YOUR LETTER WAS SO
BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN AND IT DEMONSTRATED SUCH
YOUR LETTER WAS SO BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN AND IT
DEMONSTRATED SUCH GREAT LOVE, I GAVE THE LETTER TO
WRITTEN AND IT DEMONSTRATED SUCH GREAT LOVE, I
GAVE THE LETTER TO MS. HORNE AND SHE WOULD LIKE YOU
GREAT LOVE, I GAVE THE LETTER TO MS. HORNE AND
SHE WOULD LIKE YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY TO SIT
MS. HORNE AND SHE WOULD LIKE YOU AND YOUR
ENTIRE FAMILY TO SIT AT HER PERSONAL TABLE.
AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY TO SIT AT HER PERSONAL
TABLE. >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S
AT HER PERSONAL TABLE. >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW
IF THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA OR NOT BECAUSE
WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA
OR NOT BECAUSE UM, WELL, CLIFF IS SUCH A BIG
SUCH A GOOD IDEA OR NOT BECAUSE UM, WELL, CLIFF
IS SUCH A BIG LENA HORNE FAN, HE MIGHT TRY TO
UM, WELL, CLIFF IS SUCH A BIG LENA HORNE
FAN, HE MIGHT TRY TO REACH OUT AND TOUCH HER.
LENA HORNE FAN, HE MIGHT TRY TO REACH OUT
AND TOUCH HER. >> LISTEN, YOU KNOW YOU REALLY
REACH OUT AND TOUCH HER. >> LISTEN, YOU KNOW
YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO COME DOWN HERE.
LISTEN, YOU KNOW YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO
COME DOWN HERE. WE COULD HAVE MADE ALL THESE
DIDN'T HAVE TO COME DOWN HERE. WE COULD HAVE
MADE ALL THESE ARRANGEMENTS ON THE PHONE.
WE COULD HAVE MADE ALL THESE ARRANGEMENTS
ON THE PHONE. >> MR. THORNHILL, YOU DON'T
ARRANGEMENTS ON THE PHONE. >> MR. THORNHILL,
YOU DON'T KNOW MY HUSBAND, MMM-MMM.
MR. THORNHILL, YOU DON'T KNOW MY
HUSBAND, MMM-MMM. YOU SEE, WHEN IT COMES TO
KNOW MY HUSBAND, MMM-MMM. YOU SEE, WHEN
IT COMES TO FINDING OUT WHAT WE'RE GETTING
YOU SEE, WHEN IT COMES TO FINDING OUT WHAT
WE'RE GETTING FOR HIM ON HIS BIRTHDAY, THERE
FINDING OUT WHAT WE'RE GETTING FOR HIM ON
HIS BIRTHDAY, THERE IS NOTHING THAT THE MAN
FOR HIM ON HIS BIRTHDAY, THERE IS
NOTHING THAT THE MAN WILL NOT DO.
IS NOTHING THAT THE MAN WILL NOT
DO. >> HE'LL EVEN INTERROGATE HIS
WILL NOT DO. >> HE'LL EVEN
INTERROGATE HIS OWN CHILDREN.
HE'LL EVEN INTERROGATE HIS
OWN CHILDREN. >> YEAH, DAD'S TRICKY.
OWN CHILDREN. >> YEAH, DAD'S
TRICKY. >> WHY DON'T YOU PREPARE HIM
YEAH, DAD'S TRICKY. >> WHY
DON'T YOU PREPARE HIM A BIG DINNER?
WHY DON'T YOU PREPARE HIM A BIG
DINNER? MAKE HIM THINK HE'S STAYING
A BIG DINNER? MAKE HIM
THINK HE'S STAYING AT HOME.
MAKE HIM THINK HE'S STAYING AT
HOME. >> WELL, THAT'S JUST NOT SNEAKY
AT HOME. >> WELL, THAT'S JUST NOT
SNEAKY ENOUGH FOR A MAN LIKE CLIFF.
WELL, THAT'S JUST NOT SNEAKY ENOUGH FOR A MAN
LIKE CLIFF. I THINK THAT WHAT WE SHOULD DO
ENOUGH FOR A MAN LIKE CLIFF. I THINK THAT WHAT
WE SHOULD DO IS PRETEND LIKE WE'RE MAKING HIM
I THINK THAT WHAT WE SHOULD DO IS PRETEND LIKE
WE'RE MAKING HIM A BIG DINNER AND LET HIM FIND
IS PRETEND LIKE WE'RE MAKING HIM A
BIG DINNER AND LET HIM FIND OUT ABOUT IT.
A BIG DINNER AND LET HIM FIND OUT
ABOUT IT. AND THEN WHEN HE'S SITTING THERE
OUT ABOUT IT. AND THEN WHEN HE'S SITTING
THERE BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE'S OUTFOXED
AND THEN WHEN HE'S SITTING THERE BRAGGING ABOUT
HOW HE'S OUTFOXED US AGAIN, WE BRING IN THE PIZZA
BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE'S OUTFOXED US AGAIN,
WE BRING IN THE PIZZA THAT WE SENT OUT FOR.
US AGAIN, WE BRING IN THE PIZZA THAT
WE SENT OUT FOR. >> MUSHROOM PIZZA.
THAT WE SENT OUT FOR. >> MUSHROOM
PIZZA. HE HATES MUSHROOM PIZZA.
MUSHROOM PIZZA. HE HATES
MUSHROOM PIZZA. >> MUSHROOM PIZZA.
HE HATES MUSHROOM PIZZA. >> MUSHROOM
PIZZA. BY THE TIME WE FINISH WITH THIS
MUSHROOM PIZZA. BY THE TIME WE FINISH
WITH THIS MAN, HE WON'T KNOW WHETHER HE'S
BY THE TIME WE FINISH WITH THIS MAN, HE
WON'T KNOW WHETHER HE'S COMING OR GOING.
MAN, HE WON'T KNOW WHETHER HE'S COMING
OR GOING. >> NOW THAT'S A GREAT PLAN.
COMING OR GOING. >> NOW THAT'S
A GREAT PLAN. >> MOM'S TRICKY TOO.
OH, MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT, IT IS
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. THEY'VE HIDDEN...
IT IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
THEY'VE HIDDEN... >> HELLO.
THEY'VE HIDDEN...
HELLO. >> HI, DAD.
HELLO. >> HI, DAD. >> OH,
YOU ALL HOME FROM SCHOOL
HI, DAD. >> OH, YOU ALL HOME FROM
SCHOOL A LITTLE LATE, AREN'T YOU?
OH, YOU ALL HOME FROM SCHOOL A
LITTLE LATE, AREN'T YOU? >> UH, TRAFFIC.
A LITTLE LATE, AREN'T YOU? >>
UH, TRAFFIC. >> AT THIS HOUR THERE
UH, TRAFFIC. >> AT THIS
HOUR THERE WAS TRAFFIC?
AT THIS HOUR THERE WAS
TRAFFIC? WHERE WAS THERE TRAFFIC?
WAS TRAFFIC? WHERE WAS THERE
TRAFFIC? >> BETWEEN HOME AND SCHOOL.
WHERE WAS THERE TRAFFIC? >> BETWEEN HOME
AND SCHOOL. >> BETWEEN HOME AND SCHOOL.
BETWEEN HOME AND SCHOOL. >>
BETWEEN HOME AND SCHOOL. >> RUDY?
BETWEEN HOME AND
SCHOOL. >> RUDY? >> TRAFFIC.
RUDY? >> TRAFFIC. >> VANESSA?
TRAFFIC. >>
VANESSA? >> WELL I, DAD,
VANESSA? >> WELL I,
DAD, I'VE GOTTA TAKE A BATH.
WELL I, DAD, I'VE GOTTA
TAKE A BATH. >> I SEE.
I'VE GOTTA TAKE A BATH. >> I SEE.
SO I CAN TAKE FOR GRANTED THAT
I SEE. SO I CAN TAKE FOR GRANTED
THAT YOUR BEING LATE HAD SOMETHING TO
SO I CAN TAKE FOR GRANTED THAT YOUR BEING LATE
HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY BIRTHDAY, AM I RIGHT,
YOUR BEING LATE HAD SOMETHING TO DO
WITH MY BIRTHDAY, AM I RIGHT, VANESSA?
DO WITH MY BIRTHDAY, AM I RIGHT,
VANESSA? >> GOTTA TAKE A BATH.
VANESSA? >> GOTTA
TAKE A BATH. >> RUDY?
GOTTA TAKE A BATH.
RUDY? >> TRAFFIC.
RUDY? >> TRAFFIC. >> OKAY,
SO YOU GUYS GONNA MAKE
TRAFFIC. >> OKAY, SO YOU
GUYS GONNA MAKE IT TOUGH ON ME.
OKAY, SO YOU GUYS GONNA
MAKE IT TOUGH ON ME. WELL, I LOVE IT.
IT TOUGH ON ME. WELL, I LOVE IT.
THE JOY OF A BIRTHDAY IS FINDING
WELL, I LOVE IT. THE JOY OF A BIRTHDAY IS
FINDING OUT WHAT THE PRESENT IS BEFORE
THE JOY OF A BIRTHDAY IS FINDING OUT
WHAT THE PRESENT IS BEFORE ONE GETS IT.
OUT WHAT THE PRESENT IS BEFORE
ONE GETS IT. AND YOU KNOW I ALWAYS DO.
ONE GETS IT. AND YOU KNOW I
ALWAYS DO. >> NOT THIS YEAR.
AND YOU KNOW I ALWAYS DO. >>
NOT THIS YEAR. >> NOT THIS YEAR.
NOT THIS YEAR. >> NOT THIS
YEAR. YOU SAY THAT EVERY YEAR,
NOT THIS YEAR. YOU SAY THAT
EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY YEAR I FIND OUT.
YOU SAY THAT EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY
YEAR I FIND OUT. SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
AND EVERY YEAR I FIND OUT. SO WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO? YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT IT IS
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? YOU WANT TO TELL
ME WHAT IT IS NOW, SWEETY, OR DO YOU WANT ME
YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT IT IS NOW, SWEETY,
OR DO YOU WANT ME TO START WORKING ON THE
NOW, SWEETY, OR DO YOU WANT ME
TO START WORKING ON THE CHILDREN?
TO START WORKING ON THE CHILDREN?
YOU CAN WORK ON WHOEVER
CHILDREN? >> YOU CAN WORK
ON WHOEVER YOU PLEASE.
YOU CAN WORK ON WHOEVER
YOU PLEASE. >> REALLY?
YOU PLEASE. >> REALLY? >>
BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND OUT
REALLY? >> BUT YOU'RE
NOT GONNA FIND OUT ANYTHING.
BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND OUT
ANYTHING. >> LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
DADDY, THIS HAS NOTHING TO
DO WITH YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> RIGHT.
TO DO WITH YOUR BIRTHDAY.
RIGHT. >> I'M SERIOUS.
RIGHT. >> I'M SERIOUS.
I'M WRITING A SONG FOR
I'M SERIOUS. I'M WRITING A
SONG FOR THE SCHOOL CHOIR.
I'M WRITING A SONG FOR THE
SCHOOL CHOIR. >> REALLY?
THE SCHOOL CHOIR.
REALLY? >> YES.
REALLY? >> YES.
THESE ARE LYRICS, SEE?
YES. THESE ARE LYRICS,
SEE? >> OKAY, LET'S HEAR IT.
THESE ARE LYRICS, SEE? >> OKAY, LET'S
HEAR IT. >> "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME.
OKAY, LET'S HEAR IT. >> "NO ONE
UNDERSTANDS ME. NO ONE REALLY CARES.
"NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME. NO ONE REALLY
CARES. I'M AN ORPHAN OF THE DARKNESS,
NO ONE REALLY CARES. I'M AN ORPHAN
OF THE DARKNESS, PRISONER OF MY TEARS.
I'M AN ORPHAN OF THE DARKNESS, PRISONER
OF MY TEARS. I WALK ALONE IN THE RAIN,
PRISONER OF MY TEARS. I WALK
ALONE IN THE RAIN, A DOWNPOUR OF PAIN.
I WALK ALONE IN THE RAIN, A DOWNPOUR
OF PAIN. THE DREAMS I DREAM ARE NOT
A DOWNPOUR OF PAIN. THE
DREAMS I DREAM ARE NOT MY OWN.
THE DREAMS I DREAM ARE
NOT MY OWN. I WALK ALONE.
MY OWN. I WALK
ALONE. I WALK ALONE."
I WALK ALONE. I WALK ALONE." SO?
I WALK ALONE." SO? DADDY?
SO? DADDY? >> "I WALK ALONE."
DADDY? >> "I WALK ALONE." I
MEAN IS THIS WHAT YOU THINK
"I WALK ALONE." I MEAN IS THIS
WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE?
I MEAN IS THIS WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT
YOUR LIFE? >> NO, BUT YOU KNOW MY TEACHER
ABOUT YOUR LIFE? >> NO, BUT YOU KNOW
MY TEACHER SAID WE COULDN'T WRITE ABOUT
NO, BUT YOU KNOW MY TEACHER SAID WE
COULDN'T WRITE ABOUT THE GOOD STUFF LIKE
SAID WE COULDN'T WRITE ABOUT THE
GOOD STUFF LIKE SEX AND POLITICS.
THE GOOD STUFF LIKE SEX AND
POLITICS. >> OH, SO ALL THAT'S LEFT WAS
SEX AND POLITICS. >> OH, SO
ALL THAT'S LEFT WAS SELF-PITY.
OH, SO ALL THAT'S LEFT WAS
SELF-PITY. >> YOU DON'T LIKE IT 'CAUSE
SELF-PITY. >> YOU DON'T
LIKE IT 'CAUSE IT'S NOT JAZZ.
YOU DON'T LIKE IT 'CAUSE IT'S
NOT JAZZ. >> OKAY, HAVE YOU READ IT
IT'S NOT JAZZ. >> OKAY, HAVE YOU
READ IT FOR YOUR BROTHER YET?
OKAY, HAVE YOU READ IT FOR
YOUR BROTHER YET? >> YES, SHE DID.
FOR YOUR BROTHER YET? >> YES, SHE
DID. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT SONG
YES, SHE DID. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
THAT SONG AGAIN UNTIL I'M REALLY HAPPY.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT SONG AGAIN UNTIL
I'M REALLY HAPPY. >> YOU KNOW THAT'S JUST WHAT
AGAIN UNTIL I'M REALLY HAPPY. >> YOU KNOW
THAT'S JUST WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU GUYS,
YOU KNOW THAT'S JUST WHAT I
LOVE ABOUT YOU GUYS, SO SUPPORTIVE.
I LOVE ABOUT YOU GUYS, SO
SUPPORTIVE. >> ALL RIGHT, WELL MAYBE IT
SO SUPPORTIVE. >> ALL RIGHT,
WELL MAYBE IT ISN'T A MAN'S SONG.
ALL RIGHT, WELL MAYBE IT ISN'T A MAN'S
SONG. NOW HAVE YOU READ IT OR PLAYED
ISN'T A MAN'S SONG. NOW HAVE YOU
READ IT OR PLAYED IT FOR YOUR MOTHER?
NOW HAVE YOU READ IT OR PLAYED
IT FOR YOUR MOTHER? >> YES.
IT FOR YOUR MOTHER? >>
YES. >> AND WHAT'D SHE SAY?
YES. >> AND WHAT'D
SHE SAY? >> I WALK ALONE.
AND WHAT'D SHE SAY? >> I
WALK ALONE. >> YES, YOU DO.
I WALK ALONE. >> YES,
YOU DO. THEO, MY BOY.
YES, YOU DO. THEO, MY BOY.
YOU KNOW SATURDAY'S MY BIRTHDAY.
THEO, MY BOY. YOU KNOW SATURDAY'S
MY BIRTHDAY. I'LL BE 48 YEARS OLD.
YOU KNOW SATURDAY'S MY BIRTHDAY. I'LL BE 48
YEARS OLD. >> RIGHT, DAD, IT'S CIRCLED ON
I'LL BE 48 YEARS OLD. >> RIGHT,
DAD, IT'S CIRCLED ON MY CALENDAR.
RIGHT, DAD, IT'S CIRCLED ON MY
CALENDAR. >> OH, MAN, THANK YOU.
MY CALENDAR. >> OH, MAN,
THANK YOU. >> YOU DID IT.
OH, MAN, THANK YOU. >> YOU DID
IT. >> SO I KNOW THERE'S GOING TO BE
YOU DID IT. >> SO I KNOW THERE'S
GOING TO BE A PRESENT FOR ME, MY BOY.
SO I KNOW THERE'S GOING TO BE A
PRESENT FOR ME, MY BOY. SO WHAT IS IT?
A PRESENT FOR ME, MY BOY. SO WHAT
IS IT? >> COME ON, DAD, YOU KNOW I
SO WHAT IS IT? >> COME ON,
DAD, YOU KNOW I CAN'T TELL YOU.
COME ON, DAD, YOU KNOW I CAN'T
TELL YOU. >> HA, HA, HA, HA, I KNOW THAT.
CAN'T TELL YOU. >> HA, HA, HA, HA, I
KNOW THAT. HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW?
HA, HA, HA, HA, I KNOW THAT.
HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW? >> FOURTEEN.
HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW?
FOURTEEN. >> FOURTEEN.
FOURTEEN. >> FOURTEEN. TWO
YEARS FROM NOW YOU'RE GOING
FOURTEEN. TWO YEARS FROM
NOW YOU'RE GOING TO WANT A CAR.
TWO YEARS FROM NOW YOU'RE GOING TO
WANT A CAR. I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BUY IT
TO WANT A CAR. I'M THE ONLY
ONE WHO CAN BUY IT FOR YOU.
I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BUY IT FOR
YOU. SO MY BOY, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
FOR YOU. SO MY BOY, WHAT'S
IT GONNA BE? >> OKAY, DAD.
SO MY BOY, WHAT'S IT GONNA
BE? >> OKAY, DAD. >> OKAY.
THIS YEAR... >> MMM-HMM.
EVERYONE IS PITCHIN' IN TO
MMM-HMM. >> EVERYONE IS PITCHIN'
IN TO GET YOU SOMETHING YOU'RE REALLY
EVERYONE IS PITCHIN' IN TO GET YOU
SOMETHING YOU'RE REALLY GONNA LOVE.
GET YOU SOMETHING YOU'RE REALLY
GONNA LOVE. >> WELL, WHAT IS IT?
THEY WON'T TELL ME.
YOU'RE PITCHIN' IN? >> YUP.
AND THEY WON'T TELL YOU?
YUP. >> AND THEY WON'T TELL
YOU? >> I'M SERIOUS, DAD, ALL THEY
AND THEY WON'T TELL YOU? >> I'M SERIOUS,
DAD, ALL THEY SAID WAS, "DO WHAT WE SAY,"
I'M SERIOUS, DAD, ALL THEY SAID
WAS, "DO WHAT WE SAY," AND THAT WAS IT.
SAID WAS, "DO WHAT WE SAY," AND THAT
WAS IT. THEY KNOW I'M ALWAYS THE ONE
AND THAT WAS IT. THEY KNOW I'M ALWAYS
THE ONE TO BREAK, SO THIS YEAR THEY'RE
THEY KNOW I'M ALWAYS THE ONE TO BREAK, SO
THIS YEAR THEY'RE KEEPING IT FROM ME TOO.
TO BREAK, SO THIS YEAR THEY'RE KEEPING
IT FROM ME TOO. >> WELL, I'M GONNA TELL YOU
KEEPING IT FROM ME TOO. >> WELL, I'M
GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, MAN.
WELL, I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT
NOW, MAN. I THINK IT'S JUST AWFUL THAT
SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, MAN. I THINK IT'S JUST
AWFUL THAT PEOPLE WOULD ASK YOU TO PITCH IN
I THINK IT'S JUST AWFUL THAT PEOPLE WOULD ASK
YOU TO PITCH IN AND NOT TELL YOU WHAT IT IS.
PEOPLE WOULD ASK YOU TO PITCH IN AND NOT TELL
YOU WHAT IT IS. AND IF IT WAS ME, I WOULD GO
AND NOT TELL YOU WHAT IT IS. AND IF IT WAS ME,
I WOULD GO UPSTAIRS AND DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT
AND IF IT WAS ME, I WOULD GO UPSTAIRS AND
DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GETTING ME FOR MY
UPSTAIRS AND DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT
YOU ARE GETTING ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
YOU ARE GETTING ME FOR MY
BIRTHDAY. >> YOU KNOW SOMETHING, DAD?
BIRTHDAY. >> YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
DAD? THEY SAID YOU WOULD TRY THAT.
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, DAD? THEY SAID YOU
WOULD TRY THAT. >> WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
THEY SAID YOU WOULD TRY THAT. >> WELL,
THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'LL SIT HERE AND TAKE THIS
WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'LL SIT HERE AND
TAKE THIS ABUSE ONLY BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO
I'LL SIT HERE AND TAKE THIS ABUSE ONLY BECAUSE
IT'S GOING TO BE MY BIRTHDAY, AND I'M GOING TO
ABUSE ONLY BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE MY
BIRTHDAY, AND I'M GOING TO GET SOME PRESENTS.
BE MY BIRTHDAY, AND I'M GOING TO
GET SOME PRESENTS. >> WELL, MAYBE.
GET SOME PRESENTS. >> WELL,
MAYBE. >> YOU'RE GONNA LOOK FUNNY
WELL, MAYBE. >> YOU'RE GONNA
LOOK FUNNY WALKING WHEN YOU'RE 23.
HE'S COMING! >> SANDRA, I WAS
WRONG. YOU NEED FOUR EGGS TO MAKE
SANDRA, I WAS WRONG. YOU NEED FOUR
EGGS TO MAKE A DOUBLE CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE.
YOU NEED FOUR EGGS TO MAKE A
DOUBLE CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE. >> OKAY, MOM,
A DOUBLE CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE. >>
OKAY, MOM, I'LL ADD ANOTHER ONE.
OKAY, MOM, I'LL ADD ANOTHER
ONE. >> I CAN'T FIND THE BIG
I'LL ADD ANOTHER ONE. >> I
CAN'T FIND THE BIG SERVING DISH.
I CAN'T FIND THE BIG SERVING
DISH. >> WELL, KEEP LOOKING FOR IT
SERVING DISH. >> WELL, KEEP LOOKING
FOR IT BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY ONE
WELL, KEEP LOOKING FOR IT BECAUSE
IT'S THE ONLY ONE LARGE ENOUGH TO HOLD
BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY ONE LARGE
ENOUGH TO HOLD THE BEEF WELLINGTON.
LARGE ENOUGH TO HOLD THE BEEF
WELLINGTON. >> VANESSA, IT'S ONLY THEO.
THE BEEF WELLINGTON. >> VANESSA, IT'S
ONLY THEO. >> I'M SORRY, I HEARD FOOTSTEPS.
VANESSA, IT'S ONLY THEO. >> I'M SORRY, I
HEARD FOOTSTEPS. >> HEY, IS THIS PART OF
I'M SORRY, I HEARD FOOTSTEPS. >>
HEY, IS THIS PART OF DAD'S SURPRISE?
HEY, IS THIS PART OF DAD'S
SURPRISE? COME ON TELL ME.
DAD'S SURPRISE? COME ON
TELL ME. LOOK IT'S 5 O'CLOCK NOW.
COME ON TELL ME. LOOK IT'S 5 O'CLOCK
NOW. THERE ARE ONLY 7 HOURS LEFT
LOOK IT'S 5 O'CLOCK NOW. THERE ARE
ONLY 7 HOURS LEFT IN DAD'S BIRTHDAY.
THERE ARE ONLY 7 HOURS LEFT IN DAD'S
BIRTHDAY. WHEN ARE YOU TELLING ME?
IN DAD'S BIRTHDAY. WHEN ARE
YOU TELLING ME? >> HERE HE COMES!
WHEN ARE YOU TELLING ME? >> HERE HE
COMES! >> SANDRA, SANDRA, I WAS WRONG.
HERE HE COMES! >> SANDRA, SANDRA, I
WAS WRONG. YOU NEED FOUR EGGS TO MAKE
SANDRA, SANDRA, I WAS WRONG. YOU NEED FOUR
EGGS TO MAKE A DOUBLE CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE.
YOU NEED FOUR EGGS TO MAKE A
DOUBLE CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE. >> OKAY, MOM,
A DOUBLE CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE. >>
OKAY, MOM, I'LL ADD ANOTHER ONE.
OKAY, MOM, I'LL ADD ANOTHER
ONE. >> I CAN'T FIND THE BIG
I'LL ADD ANOTHER ONE. >> I
CAN'T FIND THE BIG SERVING DISH.
I CAN'T FIND THE BIG SERVING
DISH. >> WELL, JUST KEEP LOOKING
SERVING DISH. >> WELL, JUST KEEP
LOOKING FOR IT BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY
WELL, JUST KEEP LOOKING FOR IT BECAUSE
IT'S THE ONLY ONE LARGE ENOUGH TO HOLD
FOR IT BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY ONE LARGE
ENOUGH TO HOLD THE BEEF WELLINGTON.
ONE LARGE ENOUGH TO HOLD THE BEEF
WELLINGTON. >> MOM, YOU WANT TO COME OVER
THE BEEF WELLINGTON. >> MOM, YOU WANT
TO COME OVER AND TASTE MY GAZPACHO SOUP?
MOM, YOU WANT TO COME OVER AND
TASTE MY GAZPACHO SOUP? >> IN A MINUTE.
AND TASTE MY GAZPACHO SOUP? >> IN
A MINUTE. >> BOY, I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL DAD
IN A MINUTE. >> BOY, I CAN'T WAIT
'TIL DAD TASTES THE DRESSING IN THIS
BOY, I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL DAD TASTES
THE DRESSING IN THIS CAESAR SALAD.
TASTES THE DRESSING IN THIS CAESAR
SALAD. PLEASE HAND ME THE HOMEMADE
CAESAR SALAD. PLEASE HAND ME
THE HOMEMADE GARLIC CROUTONS.
PLEASE HAND ME THE HOMEMADE
GARLIC CROUTONS. >> STOP, STOP, STOP.
GARLIC CROUTONS. >> STOP,
STOP, STOP. WE GOT HIM.
STOP, STOP, STOP.
WE GOT HIM. CLIFF.
WE GOT HIM. CLIFF.
UH-UH, UH-UH, CLIFF.
CLIFF. UH-UH, UH-UH, CLIFF.
YOU DID NOT SEE THAT.
UH-UH, UH-UH, CLIFF. YOU DID NOT
SEE THAT. NO, NO, YOU DID NOT SEE THAT.
YOU DID NOT SEE THAT. NO, NO,
YOU DID NOT SEE THAT. >> YES, I DID.
NO, NO, YOU DID NOT SEE THAT. >> YES,
I DID. >> CLIFF THOSE KIDS HAVE BEEN IN
YES, I DID. >> CLIFF THOSE KIDS HAVE
BEEN IN THERE WORKING THEIR HEARTS OUT
CLIFF THOSE KIDS HAVE BEEN IN THERE WORKING
THEIR HEARTS OUT TRYING TO PREPARE A SURPRISE
THERE WORKING THEIR HEARTS OUT TRYING
TO PREPARE A SURPRISE DINNER FOR YOU.
TRYING TO PREPARE A SURPRISE DINNER
FOR YOU. NOW YOU DID NOT SEE THAT.
DINNER FOR YOU. NOW YOU DID NOT
SEE THAT. IF THEY KNEW YOU FOUND OUT,
NOW YOU DID NOT SEE THAT. IF THEY
KNEW YOU FOUND OUT, THEY'D BE CRUSHED.
IF THEY KNEW YOU FOUND OUT, THEY'D
BE CRUSHED. >> MY LIPS ARE SEALED.
THEY'D BE CRUSHED. >> MY LIPS ARE
SEALED. >> NOW SOMEHOW I'M SUPPOSED TO
MY LIPS ARE SEALED. >> NOW SOMEHOW I'M
SUPPOSED TO TRICK YOU INTO GETTING YOU ALL
NOW SOMEHOW I'M SUPPOSED TO TRICK YOU INTO
GETTING YOU ALL DRESSED UP INTO YOUR TUXEDO AND
TRICK YOU INTO GETTING YOU ALL DRESSED UP INTO
YOUR TUXEDO AND GET YOU DOWN TO THE DINING ROOM
DRESSED UP INTO YOUR TUXEDO AND GET YOU DOWN
TO THE DINING ROOM IN ABOUT HALF AN HOUR.
GET YOU DOWN TO THE DINING ROOM IN
ABOUT HALF AN HOUR. >> CONSIDER ME TRICKED.
IN ABOUT HALF AN HOUR. >> CONSIDER ME
TRICKED. BUT LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT I
CONSIDER ME TRICKED. BUT LET THE RECORD
SHOW THAT I FOUND OUT ABOUT MY PRESENT AHEAD
BUT LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT I FOUND
OUT ABOUT MY PRESENT AHEAD OF TIME.
FOUND OUT ABOUT MY PRESENT
AHEAD OF TIME. >> YOU'RE DESPICABLE.
OF TIME. >> YOU'RE DESPICABLE.
I GOTTA ADMIT IT, CLIFF, YOU ARE
YOU'RE DESPICABLE. I GOTTA ADMIT IT,
CLIFF, YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THE REST OF US.
DEAR? >> YES. >> I
JUST LOVE CROUTONS.
YES. >> I JUST LOVE CROUTONS.
AND DEAR, I JUST CAN'T WAIT
I JUST LOVE CROUTONS. >> AND DEAR,
I JUST CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I CHEW ON MY
AND DEAR, I JUST CAN'T WAIT
UNTIL I CHEW ON MY BEEF WELLINGTON.
UNTIL I CHEW ON MY BEEF
WELLINGTON. AND DEAR,
BEEF WELLINGTON. AND DEAR,
I JUST LOVE GAZPACHO SOUP.
WHEN IS SOMEONE GONNA TELL ME WHAT'S
GOING ON? >> YOU'LL FIND OUT WHEN DAD
WHAT'S GOING ON? >> YOU'LL
FIND OUT WHEN DAD DOES.
YOU'LL FIND OUT WHEN
DAD DOES. >> ALL RIGHT, CLIFF,
DOES. >> ALL RIGHT, CLIFF,
KEEP THOSE EYES CLOSED.
ALL RIGHT, CLIFF, KEEP THOSE
EYES CLOSED. ALL RIGHT, I GOT YA NOW.
KEEP THOSE EYES CLOSED. ALL
RIGHT, I GOT YA NOW. THERE YOU GO.
ALL RIGHT, I GOT YA NOW.
THERE YOU GO. HERE.
THERE YOU GO. HERE. ALL RIGHT?
HERE. ALL RIGHT? >> SIT DOWN?
ALL RIGHT? >> SIT
DOWN? >> IF YOU LIKE.
SIT DOWN? >> IF
YOU LIKE. >> ALL RIGHT.
IF YOU LIKE. >> ALL
RIGHT. >> YOU READY?
ALL RIGHT. >> YOU
READY? >> UH-HUH.
YOU READY? >> UH-HUH.
OPEN YOUR EYES.
UH-HUH. >> OPEN
YOUR EYES. >> SURPRISE!
OPEN YOUR EYES. >>
SURPRISE! >> OH, IS THIS FOR ME?
SURPRISE! >> OH, IS THIS FOR
ME? GOLLY, I NEVER WOULD HAVE
OH, IS THIS FOR ME? GOLLY, I
NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED THIS.
GOLLY, I NEVER WOULD HAVE
GUESSED THIS. >> HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY.
GUESSED THIS. >> HOPE YOU'RE
HUNGRY. >> OH, I CAN'T WAY.
HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY. >> OH, I
CAN'T WAY. >> SO DAD, THE BIG 4-8,
OH, I CAN'T WAY. >> SO DAD,
THE BIG 4-8, HOW DOES IT FEEL?
SO DAD, THE BIG 4-8, HOW DOES
IT FEEL? >> NEVER FELT BETTER.
HOW DOES IT FEEL? >> NEVER FELT
BETTER. >> OH, I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU SAY
NEVER FELT BETTER. >> OH,
I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT.
OH, I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU SAY
THAT. YOU KNOW, 48 COULD BE A VERY
THAT. YOU KNOW, 48 COULD BE
A VERY TOUGH AGE FOR A MAN.
YOU KNOW, 48 COULD BE A VERY TOUGH
AGE FOR A MAN. IT'S TRADITIONALLY THE TIME
TOUGH AGE FOR A MAN. IT'S TRADITIONALLY
THE TIME THAT THE MIDLIFE CRISIS SETS IN.
IT'S TRADITIONALLY THE TIME THAT
THE MIDLIFE CRISIS SETS IN. >> REALLY?
THAT THE MIDLIFE CRISIS SETS IN. >>
REALLY? >> YEAH, IT'S BASIC PSYCHOLOGY,
REALLY? >> YEAH, IT'S
BASIC PSYCHOLOGY, DENISE.
YEAH, IT'S BASIC PSYCHOLOGY,
DENISE. A MAN REACHES DAD'S AGE,
DENISE. A MAN REACHES DAD'S
AGE, AND HE LOOKS BACK AND HE SEES
A MAN REACHES DAD'S AGE, AND HE LOOKS BACK
AND HE SEES ALMOST HALF A CENTURY GONE.
AND HE LOOKS BACK AND HE SEES ALMOST HALF A
CENTURY GONE. AND THEN HE LOOKS AHEAD AND HE
ALMOST HALF A CENTURY GONE. AND THEN HE LOOKS
AHEAD AND HE REALIZES THAT HE HAS LESS THAN
AND THEN HE LOOKS AHEAD AND HE REALIZES THAT
HE HAS LESS THAN A THIRD OF HIS LIFE LEFT.
REALIZES THAT HE HAS LESS THAN A THIRD OF
HIS LIFE LEFT. >> SANDRA, I THINK YOU OUGHT
A THIRD OF HIS LIFE LEFT. >> SANDRA, I THINK
YOU OUGHT TO GET A JOB WRITING BIRTHDAY
SANDRA, I THINK YOU OUGHT TO
GET A JOB WRITING BIRTHDAY CARDS.
TO GET A JOB WRITING BIRTHDAY
CARDS. >> DINNER IS SERVED.
CARDS. >> DINNER IS
SERVED. >> ALL RIGHT.
DINNER IS SERVED. >>
ALL RIGHT. >> SURPRISE!
ALL RIGHT. >>
SURPRISE! >> PIZZA!
SURPRISE! >>
PIZZA! IT'S PIZZA, DAD!
PIZZA! IT'S PIZZA,
DAD! >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
IT'S PIZZA, DAD! >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
YEAH, YEAH, HA, HA, HA, HA.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. >> YEAH, YEAH, HA,
HA, HA, HA. OKAY, YEAH, I KNOW YOU BETTER
YEAH, YEAH, HA, HA, HA, HA. OKAY, YEAH,
I KNOW YOU BETTER TAKE THAT OUT OF HERE.
OKAY, YEAH, I KNOW YOU BETTER TAKE
THAT OUT OF HERE. >> COME ON, CLIFF.
TAKE THAT OUT OF HERE. >> COME
ON, CLIFF. >> NO, NO, NO, I'M NOT GOIN'
COME ON, CLIFF. >> NO, NO,
NO, I'M NOT GOIN' FOR NO PIZZA.
NO, NO, NO, I'M NOT GOIN' FOR NO
PIZZA. NO, COME ON, YOU ALL CAN STOP
FOR NO PIZZA. NO, COME ON, YOU ALL
CAN STOP FOOLING AROUND RIGHT NOW.
NO, COME ON, YOU ALL CAN STOP FOOLING
AROUND RIGHT NOW. NOW COME ON, BRING OUT
FOOLING AROUND RIGHT NOW. NOW COME ON,
BRING OUT THE CROUTONS AND THE GAZPACHO.
NOW COME ON, BRING OUT THE
CROUTONS AND THE GAZPACHO. COME ON.
THE CROUTONS AND THE GAZPACHO.
COME ON. I DON'T WANT NO PIZZA.
COME ON. I DON'T WANT NO PIZZA.
NO, NO, NO, NO, BEEF WELLINGTON.
I DON'T WANT NO PIZZA. NO, NO, NO,
NO, BEEF WELLINGTON. BEEF WELLINGTON.
NO, NO, NO, NO, BEEF WELLINGTON. BEEF
WELLINGTON. >> IS THAT ANY WAY TO BEHAVE ON
BEEF WELLINGTON. >> IS THAT ANY
WAY TO BEHAVE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
IS THAT ANY WAY TO BEHAVE ON YOUR
BIRTHDAY? >> COME ON, GET IT OUT HERE.
YOUR BIRTHDAY? >> COME ON, GET IT
OUT HERE. >> CLIFF, YOU BETTER HURRY UP
COME ON, GET IT OUT HERE. >> CLIFF,
YOU BETTER HURRY UP AND EAT THIS FOOD.
CLIFF, YOU BETTER HURRY UP
AND EAT THIS FOOD. >> CLIFF, THIS IS IT.
AND EAT THIS FOOD. >>
CLIFF, THIS IS IT. >> WE GOT HIM.
CLIFF, THIS IS IT. >> WE
GOT HIM. >> WE GOT HIM GOOD.
WE GOT HIM. >> WE GOT HIM
GOOD. >> CLIFF, THIS IS IT NOW.
WE GOT HIM GOOD. >> CLIFF, THIS IS
IT NOW. >> COME ON, NOW WHERE DID YOU
CLIFF, THIS IS IT NOW. >> COME ON, NOW
WHERE DID YOU ALL HIDE THE BEEF WELLINGTON?
COME ON, NOW WHERE DID YOU ALL HIDE THE BEEF
WELLINGTON? >> CLIFF, PLEASE, HURRY UP AND
ALL HIDE THE BEEF WELLINGTON? >> CLIFF, PLEASE,
HURRY UP AND EAT YOUR PIZZA BECAUSE THERE'S
CLIFF, PLEASE, HURRY UP AND EAT
YOUR PIZZA BECAUSE THERE'S MORE.
EAT YOUR PIZZA BECAUSE THERE'S
MORE. AFTER THIS WE'RE TAKING YOU
MORE. AFTER THIS WE'RE
TAKING YOU SOMEPLACE.
AFTER THIS WE'RE TAKING
YOU SOMEPLACE. >> OH REALLY?
SOMEPLACE. >> OH REALLY?
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME,
OH REALLY? WHERE ARE YOU
TAKING ME, DOWN TO THE CITY DUMP?
WOW, DAD. WAIT 'TIL YOU
SEE THIS PLACE. >> OH, YEAH?
WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE THIS PLACE. >>
OH, YEAH? WELL, I SMELL CANDLES.
OH, YEAH? WELL, I SMELL
CANDLES. I HEAR PEOPLE.
WELL, I SMELL CANDLES. I HEAR
PEOPLE. MUST BE IN A FUNERAL PARLOR.
I HEAR PEOPLE. MUST BE IN A
FUNERAL PARLOR. >> WRONG!
MUST BE IN A FUNERAL PARLOR. >>
WRONG! >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WRONG! >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE CLUB PREMIERE IS PROUD
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE CLUB
PREMIERE IS PROUD TO PRESENT LENA HORNE!
LOOK AT YOU. YOU KNOW YOU
SITTIN' AT MY PERSONAL TABLE?
YOU KNOW YOU SITTIN' AT MY PERSONAL
TABLE? I DON'T LET JUST ANYBODY
AT MY PERSONAL TABLE? I DON'T
LET JUST ANYBODY SIT HERE.
I DON'T LET JUST ANYBODY SIT HERE.
I LET DIPLOMATS AND POTENTATES
SIT HERE. I LET DIPLOMATS AND
POTENTATES AND BIRTHDAY BOYS.
I LET DIPLOMATS AND POTENTATES AND BIRTHDAY
BOYS. YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE NO DIPLOMAT,
AND BIRTHDAY BOYS. YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE
NO DIPLOMAT, AND YOU AIN'T NO POTENTATE.
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE NO DIPLOMAT, AND
YOU AIN'T NO POTENTATE. I'M JUST JOKING.
AND YOU AIN'T NO POTENTATE. I'M
JUST JOKING. I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.
I'M JUST JOKING. I KNOW ALL
ABOUT IT. THIS IS DR. HEATHCLIFF
I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT. THIS IS
DR. HEATHCLIFF HUX... TABLE, HU... HU...
THIS IS DR. HEATHCLIFF
HUX... TABLE, HU... HU... >> HUXTABLE!
HUX... TABLE, HU... HU... >>
HUXTABLE! >> WHATEVER.
HUXTABLE! >> WHATEVER.
ANYWAY, I HOPE HE APPRECIATES
WHATEVER. ANYWAY, I HOPE HE
APPRECIATES EVERYTHING HIS WIFE DID TO MAKE
ANYWAY, I HOPE HE APPRECIATES EVERYTHING
HIS WIFE DID TO MAKE THIS POSSIBLE TONIGHT.
EVERYTHING HIS WIFE DID TO MAKE THIS
POSSIBLE TONIGHT. YOU BETTER KISS HER HAND.
THIS POSSIBLE TONIGHT. YOU BETTER KISS
HER HAND. I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING,
YOU BETTER KISS HER HAND. I WANT TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING, I AIN'T GONNA SING
I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, I AIN'T
GONNA SING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" TO YOU.
I AIN'T GONNA SING "HAPPY
BIRTHDAY" TO YOU. ANYBODY CAN SING
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" TO YOU.
ANYBODY CAN SING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
ANYBODY CAN SING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
I HAVE IN MIND ANOTHER SONG,
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY." I HAVE IN MIND
ANOTHER SONG, IT'S A KIND OF OLD SONG, BUT
I HAVE IN MIND ANOTHER SONG, IT'S A KIND OF
OLD SONG, BUT I THINK YOU KNOW BY NOW LOOKING
IT'S A KIND OF OLD SONG, BUT I THINK YOU
KNOW BY NOW LOOKING AT ME I LIKE OLD SONGS.
I THINK YOU KNOW BY NOW LOOKING AT ME I
LIKE OLD SONGS. AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH
AT ME I LIKE OLD SONGS. AIN'T
NOTHING WRONG WITH THE NEW ONES.
AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH THE
NEW ONES. SOME OF 'EM ARE FANTASTIC,
THE NEW ONES. SOME OF 'EM ARE
FANTASTIC, BUT THEN THERE ARE THE OTHERS
SOME OF 'EM ARE FANTASTIC, BUT THEN THERE
ARE THE OTHERS THE ONES THAT SAY, "OH, BABY.
BUT THEN THERE ARE THE OTHERS
THE ONES THAT SAY, "OH, BABY. MY BABY.
THE ONES THAT SAY, "OH,
BABY. MY BABY. WHEN, BABY?
MY BABY. WHEN, BABY? NOW, BABY?
WHEN, BABY? NOW,
BABY? I'M SORRY, BABY."
NOW, BABY? I'M SORRY,
BABY." SEE, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY'S"
I'M SORRY, BABY." SEE, "HAPPY
BIRTHDAY'S" ALL RIGHT, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE
SEE, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY'S" ALL RIGHT,
BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY FEELING.
ALL RIGHT, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY
FEELING. I'M GONNA SING A SONG TO YOU,
ANY FEELING. I'M GONNA SING A SONG
TO YOU, DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE, THAT
I'M GONNA SING A SONG TO YOU, DR. HEATHCLIFF
HUXTABLE, THAT JUST ABOUT COVERS WHAT YOU AND
DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE, THAT JUST ABOUT COVERS
WHAT YOU AND YOUR WIFE MEAN TO EACH OTHER.
[MUSIC] ♪ IN THIS WORLD ♪
♪ OF ORDINARY PEOPLE, ♪
♪ IN THIS WORLD ♪ ♪ OF ORDINARY
PEOPLE, ♪ ♪ EXTRAORDINARY PEOPLE, ♪
♪ OF ORDINARY PEOPLE, ♪ ♪ EXTRAORDINARY
PEOPLE, ♪ ♪ I'M GLAD THERE IS YOU. ♪
♪ EXTRAORDINARY PEOPLE, ♪ ♪ I'M
GLAD THERE IS YOU. ♪ ♪ IN THIS WORLD ♪
♪ I'M GLAD THERE IS YOU. ♪ ♪ IN THIS
WORLD ♪ ♪ OF OVERRATED PLEASURES, ♪
♪ IN THIS WORLD ♪ ♪ OF OVERRATED
PLEASURES, ♪ ♪ OF UNDERRATED TREASURES, ♪
♪ OF OVERRATED PLEASURES, ♪ ♪ OF UNDERRATED
TREASURES, ♪ ♪ I'M GLAD THERE IS YOU. ♪
♪ OF UNDERRATED TREASURES, ♪ ♪ I'M GLAD THERE
IS YOU. ♪ ♪ I LOVE TO LIVE, YES, I WANT ♪
♪ I'M GLAD THERE IS YOU. ♪ ♪ I LOVE TO LIVE,
YES, I WANT ♪ ♪ TO LIVE WITH YOU BESIDE ME. ♪
♪ I LOVE TO LIVE, YES, I WANT ♪ ♪ TO LIVE
WITH YOU BESIDE ME. ♪ ♪ THIS ROLE SO NEW, ♪
♪ TO LIVE WITH YOU BESIDE ME. ♪ ♪ THIS
ROLE SO NEW, ♪ ♪ I'LL MUDDLE THROUGH ♪
♪ THIS ROLE SO NEW, ♪ ♪ I'LL MUDDLE
THROUGH ♪ ♪ WITH YOU TO GUIDE ME. ♪
♪ I'LL MUDDLE THROUGH ♪ ♪ WITH YOU TO
GUIDE ME. ♪ ♪ IN THIS WORLD WHERE MANY, ♪
♪ WITH YOU TO GUIDE ME. ♪ ♪ IN THIS WORLD
WHERE MANY, ♪ ♪ MANY PLAY AT LOVE AND ♪
♪ IN THIS WORLD WHERE MANY, ♪ ♪ MANY PLAY
AT LOVE AND ♪ ♪ HARDLY ANY STAY IN LOVE, ♪
♪ MANY PLAY AT LOVE AND ♪ ♪ HARDLY ANY
STAY IN LOVE, ♪ ♪ I'M GLAD THERE IS YOU. ♪
♪ HARDLY ANY STAY IN LOVE, ♪ ♪ I'M
GLAD THERE IS YOU. ♪ ♪ MORE THAN EVER, ♪
♪ I'M GLAD THERE IS YOU. ♪ ♪ MORE
THAN EVER, ♪ ♪ I'M GLAD THERE IS YOU. ♪
PLEASE COME IN. MS. HORNE
WILL BE WITH YOU IN ONE MOMENT.
MS. HORNE WILL BE WITH YOU IN ONE
MOMENT. >> THIS REALLY WASN'T NECESSARY.
IN ONE MOMENT. >> THIS REALLY WASN'T
NECESSARY. >> WELL, MS. HORNE INSISTED
THIS REALLY WASN'T NECESSARY. >> WELL, MS.
HORNE INSISTED UPON SEEING THE FAMILY AFTER
WELL, MS. HORNE INSISTED UPON
SEEING THE FAMILY AFTER THE SHOW.
UPON SEEING THE FAMILY AFTER THE
SHOW. >> ARE YOU SURE SHE DIDN'T SAY
THE SHOW. >> ARE YOU SURE
SHE DIDN'T SAY JUST ME ALONE?
ARE YOU SURE SHE DIDN'T SAY
JUST ME ALONE? >> I'M AFRAID NOT, SIR.
JUST ME ALONE? >> I'M AFRAID NOT,
SIR. MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE.
I'M AFRAID NOT, SIR. MAKE YOURSELVES
COMFORTABLE. >> THANK YOU, MR. THORNHILL,
MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE.
THANK YOU, MR. THORNHILL, WE WILL.
THANK YOU, MR. THORNHILL,
WE WILL. DON'T SIT DOWN, ANYBODY,
WE WILL. DON'T SIT DOWN,
ANYBODY, AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.
DON'T SIT DOWN, ANYBODY, AND DON'T
TOUCH ANYTHING. >> LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL
AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. >>
LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL FAMILY.
LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL
FAMILY. COME ON, SIT DOWN.
FAMILY. COME ON, SIT DOWN.
MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.
COME ON, SIT DOWN. MAKE
YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. PLEASE SIT.
MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. PLEASE
SIT. >> THAT WAS A FANTASTIC SHOW,
PLEASE SIT. >> THAT WAS A
FANTASTIC SHOW, MISS HORNE.
THAT WAS A FANTASTIC
SHOW, MISS HORNE. >> MISS HORNE.
MISS HORNE. >> MISS
HORNE. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
MISS HORNE. HOW OLD
ARE YOU? >> FORTY-EIGHT.
HOW OLD ARE YOU? >> FORTY-EIGHT.
YOU'RE 48 AND YOU CALL ME
FORTY-EIGHT. >> YOU'RE 48
AND YOU CALL ME MISS HORNE.
YOU'RE 48 AND YOU CALL ME MISS
HORNE. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE?
MISS HORNE. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO HIDE? >> CLIFF HAS ALWAYS SAID YOU
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE? >> CLIFF HAS
ALWAYS SAID YOU WERE THE ONLY WOMAN HE'D EVER
CLIFF HAS ALWAYS SAID YOU WERE
THE ONLY WOMAN HE'D EVER LEAVE ME FOR.
WERE THE ONLY WOMAN HE'D EVER LEAVE
ME FOR. >> HONEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
LEAVE ME FOR. >> HONEY, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, IF HE EVER DID, I WOULD SEND HIM
HONEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, IF HE
EVER DID, I WOULD SEND HIM RIGHT BACK.
IF HE EVER DID, I WOULD SEND HIM RIGHT
BACK. AND WHO ARE THESE BEAUTIFUL
RIGHT BACK. AND WHO ARE
THESE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN?
AND WHO ARE THESE BEAUTIFUL
CHILDREN? >> I'M SANDRA.
CHILDREN? >> I'M SANDRA.
SHE GOES TO PRINCETON.
I'M SANDRA. >> SHE GOES TO PRINCETON.
OH, ARE YOU HAVING FUN THERE?
SHE GOES TO PRINCETON. >> OH, ARE YOU HAVING
FUN THERE? >> OH, MOSTLY IT'S HARD WORK.
OH, ARE YOU HAVING FUN THERE? >> OH, MOSTLY
IT'S HARD WORK. >> OH, THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER,
OH, MOSTLY IT'S HARD WORK. >> OH, THAT'S
A GOOD ANSWER, ESPECIALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF
OH, THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER,
ESPECIALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS.
ESPECIALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR
PARENTS. AND WHO'S THE HANDSOME YOUNG
YOUR PARENTS. AND WHO'S
THE HANDSOME YOUNG MAN?
AND WHO'S THE HANDSOME
YOUNG MAN? >> THEODORE.
MAN? >> THEODORE. >>
DOES HE GIVE YOU A LOT OF
THEODORE. >> DOES HE
GIVE YOU A LOT OF TROUBLE?
DOES HE GIVE YOU A LOT OF
TROUBLE? >> MAYBE ONCE IN A WHILE.
TROUBLE? >> MAYBE ONCE IN A
WHILE. >> WELL, HANG IN THERE, BABY,
MAYBE ONCE IN A WHILE. >> WELL, HANG IN
THERE, BABY, IN ABOUT 6 MONTHS YOU'RE GONNA
WELL, HANG IN THERE, BABY, IN ABOUT 6 MONTHS
YOU'RE GONNA BE TWICE AS BIG AS HE IS.
IN ABOUT 6 MONTHS YOU'RE GONNA BE TWICE AS
BIG AS HE IS. >> I'M VANESSA AND THIS IS RUDY.
BE TWICE AS BIG AS HE IS. >> I'M VANESSA AND
THIS IS RUDY. >> DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
I'M VANESSA AND THIS IS RUDY. >>
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? >> NO, MA'AM.
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? >>
NO, MA'AM. >> WHAT ABOUT LEON?
NO, MA'AM. >> WHAT ABOUT
LEON? >> NOW THAT LITTLE ONE RIGHT
WHAT ABOUT LEON? >> NOW THAT LITTLE
ONE RIGHT THERE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO BITE
NOW THAT LITTLE ONE RIGHT
THERE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO BITE HER.
THERE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO BITE
HER. >> I SAW YOU ON "SESAME STREET."
HER. >> I SAW YOU ON
"SESAME STREET." >> YOU DID?
I SAW YOU ON "SESAME STREET." >>
YOU DID? YEAH, I WAS SINGING A SONG
YOU DID? YEAH, I WAS SINGING
A SONG WITH KERMIT THE FROG.
YEAH, I WAS SINGING A SONG WITH
KERMIT THE FROG. >> CAN I MEET HIM?
WITH KERMIT THE FROG. >> CAN I
MEET HIM? >> I'LL SEE IF I CAN SET UP
CAN I MEET HIM? >> I'LL SEE IF I
CAN SET UP A DATE FOR YOU, OKAY?
I'LL SEE IF I CAN SET UP A DATE FOR
YOU, OKAY? >> MS. HORNE, I'M DENISE.
A DATE FOR YOU, OKAY? >> MS.
HORNE, I'M DENISE. >> HELLO, DENISE.
MS. HORNE, I'M DENISE.
HELLO, DENISE. >> HI.
HELLO, DENISE. >>
HI. >> HOW OLD ARE YOU?
HI. >> HOW OLD
ARE YOU? >> SIXTEEN.
HOW OLD ARE YOU? >>
SIXTEEN. >> I WISH I COULD GET THAT
SIXTEEN. >> I WISH I
COULD GET THAT YEAR BACK.
I WISH I COULD GET
THAT YEAR BACK. I BLEW 16.
YEAR BACK. I BLEW 16. I
WALKED AROUND IN A BLUE FUNK
I BLEW 16. I WALKED AROUND IN A
BLUE FUNK ALL THE TIME FEELING SORRY
I WALKED AROUND IN A BLUE FUNK ALL
THE TIME FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF.
ALL THE TIME FEELING SORRY FOR
MYSELF. >> YOU SURE HIT THAT ON THE
FOR MYSELF. >> YOU SURE
HIT THAT ON THE BUTTON.
YOU SURE HIT THAT ON THE BUTTON.
WELL, SHE'S GONNA GROW OUT OF
BUTTON. >> WELL, SHE'S
GONNA GROW OUT OF IT THOUGH.
WELL, SHE'S GONNA GROW
OUT OF IT THOUGH. >> WHEN?
IT THOUGH. >> WHEN? >>
WHEN SHE REALIZES WHAT SHE'S
WHEN? >> WHEN SHE REALIZES WHAT
SHE'S GOT, AND SHE'S GOT A WHOLE LOT.
WHEN SHE REALIZES WHAT SHE'S GOT, AND SHE'S
GOT A WHOLE LOT. I NOTICED IT WHILE I WAS OUT
GOT, AND SHE'S GOT A WHOLE LOT. I
NOTICED IT WHILE I WAS OUT THERE SINGING.
I NOTICED IT WHILE I WAS OUT THERE
SINGING. YOU GOT A WHOLE LOT OF LOVE
THERE SINGING. YOU GOT A WHOLE LOT
OF LOVE RIGHT HERE IN YOUR FAMILY THAT'S
YOU GOT A WHOLE LOT OF LOVE RIGHT HERE IN YOUR
FAMILY THAT'S WHY I WANTED YOU TO COME BACK
RIGHT HERE IN YOUR FAMILY THAT'S WHY I WANTED
YOU TO COME BACK AND SAY, "HELLO" TO ME TONIGHT.
WHY I WANTED YOU TO COME BACK AND SAY, "HELLO"
TO ME TONIGHT. I LIKE TO BE AROUND THAT KIND
AND SAY, "HELLO" TO ME TONIGHT. I
LIKE TO BE AROUND THAT KIND OF LOVE.
I LIKE TO BE AROUND THAT KIND
OF LOVE. >> THANK YOU, MS. HORNE.
OF LOVE. >> THANK YOU, MS. HORNE.
I THINK WE SHOULD BE GOING
THANK YOU, MS. HORNE. >> I
THINK WE SHOULD BE GOING NOW.
I THINK WE SHOULD BE GOING
NOW. >> OH, DO YOU HAVE TO?
NOW. >> OH, DO
YOU HAVE TO? >> YES.
OH, DO YOU HAVE TO? >>
YES. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
YES. THANK YOU VERY
MUCH. >> OH, WELL THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >>
OH, WELL THANK YOU. >> BYE.
OH, WELL THANK YOU.
BYE. >> BYE MS. HORNE!
BYE. >> BYE
MS. HORNE! >> BYE.
BYE MS. HORNE! >> BYE. BYE.
BYE. BYE. BYE.
BYE. BYE. >> GOOD-BYE,
MR. HUXTABLE.
BYE. >> GOOD-BYE, MR. HUXTABLE.
GOOD-BYE, MISS HORNE.
[SINGING] THIS WORLD OF
OVERRATED PLEASURES, OF... TREASURES.
OF OVERRATED PLEASURES,
OF... TREASURES. >> YOU HAD A GOOD TIME,
OF... TREASURES. >> YOU
HAD A GOOD TIME, DIDN'T YOU?
YOU HAD A GOOD TIME, DIDN'T
YOU? >> OOH, THAT WAS THE BEST,
DIDN'T YOU? >> OOH, THAT
WAS THE BEST, I'M TELLING YOU.
OOH, THAT WAS THE BEST, I'M
TELLING YOU. AND WHAT THAT WOMAN DID
I'M TELLING YOU. AND WHAT THAT WOMAN
DID WITH THAT CLUB WAS FANTASTIC.
AND WHAT THAT WOMAN DID WITH THAT CLUB
WAS FANTASTIC. >> ISN'T SHE SOMETHING ELSE?
WITH THAT CLUB WAS FANTASTIC. >> ISN'T SHE
SOMETHING ELSE? TO THINK SHE STARTED SINGING IN
ISN'T SHE SOMETHING ELSE? TO THINK SHE STARTED
SINGING IN THE COTTON CLUB WHEN SHE WAS 17
TO THINK SHE STARTED SINGING IN THE COTTON
CLUB WHEN SHE WAS 17 AND TO HEAR HER NOW.
THE COTTON CLUB WHEN SHE WAS 17 AND
TO HEAR HER NOW. >> BUT I'M TALKING ABOUT
AND TO HEAR HER NOW. >> BUT I'M TALKING
ABOUT THE JOB SHE DID WITH THAT HOTEL.
BUT I'M TALKING ABOUT THE JOB
SHE DID WITH THAT HOTEL. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
THE JOB SHE DID WITH THAT HOTEL. IT'S
BEAUTIFUL. >> I HEARD HER FATHER LEFT
IT'S BEAUTIFUL. >> I HEARD HER FATHER
LEFT HER THAT PLACE WHEN HE DIED,
I HEARD HER FATHER LEFT HER THAT
PLACE WHEN HE DIED, AND SHE RESTORED IT.
HER THAT PLACE WHEN HE DIED, AND SHE
RESTORED IT. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR
AND SHE RESTORED IT. >> YOU KNOW
WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY NEXT YEAR?
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR
MY BIRTHDAY NEXT YEAR? >> WHAT?
MY BIRTHDAY NEXT YEAR? >> WHAT?
I WANT YOU TO BUY ME A HOTEL.
WHAT? >> I WANT YOU TO BUY
ME A HOTEL. >> YOU'RE SO SILLY.
I WANT YOU TO BUY ME A HOTEL. >> YOU'RE
SO SILLY. >> BUT I TELL YOU ONE THING
YOU'RE SO SILLY. >> BUT I TELL YOU
ONE THING THOUGH, I NOTICED THAT EVEN
BUT I TELL YOU ONE THING THOUGH, I NOTICED
THAT EVEN AFTER THAT SONG, THE REST OF
THOUGH, I NOTICED THAT EVEN AFTER THAT
SONG, THE REST OF HER SHOW, SHE JUST KEPT
AFTER THAT SONG, THE REST OF HER
SHOW, SHE JUST KEPT CENTERING ON ME.
HER SHOW, SHE JUST KEPT CENTERING
ON ME. >> WELL, OF COURSE, SHE DID,
CENTERING ON ME. >> WELL, OF COURSE,
SHE DID, CLIFF, IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
WELL, OF COURSE, SHE DID, CLIFF, IT WAS YOUR
BIRTHDAY. >> NO, NO, SHE INVITED ME BACK
CLIFF, IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> NO, NO,
SHE INVITED ME BACK TO HER DRESSING ROOM.
NO, NO, SHE INVITED ME BACK TO HER DRESSING
ROOM. >> CLIFF, SHE INVITED ALL OF US
TO HER DRESSING ROOM. >> CLIFF, SHE INVITED
ALL OF US BACK TO HER DRESSING ROOM.
CLIFF, SHE INVITED ALL OF US BACK TO HER
DRESSING ROOM. >> SHE DID NOT WANT TO BE RUDE.
BACK TO HER DRESSING ROOM. >> SHE
DID NOT WANT TO BE RUDE. OH, YEAH?
SHE DID NOT WANT TO BE RUDE. OH,
YEAH? WELL, LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
OH, YEAH? WELL, LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST FACE UP TO IT THAT EVERY ONCE IN
WELL, LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FACE UP TO IT
THAT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE IN A SUPERSTAR'S LIFE,
FACE UP TO IT THAT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE IN
A SUPERSTAR'S LIFE, THERE COMES ALONG A MAN
A WHILE IN A SUPERSTAR'S LIFE, THERE
COMES ALONG A MAN THAT SHE CANNOT RESIST.
THERE COMES ALONG A MAN
THAT SHE CANNOT RESIST. >> CLIFF?
THAT SHE CANNOT
RESIST. >> CLIFF? >> WHAT?
CLIFF? >> WHAT? >> SHUT UP.
WHAT? >> SHUT UP. >> HEY.
SHUT UP. >> HEY. >>
DENISE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HEY. >> DENISE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP?
DENISE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING UP? >> WORKING.
UP? >> WORKING. >> AT THIS HOUR?
WORKING. >> AT THIS HOUR?
AFTER TONIGHT, I CAME HOME
AT THIS HOUR? >> AFTER TONIGHT, I
CAME HOME AND TOOK ANOTHER LOOK AT MY
AFTER TONIGHT, I CAME HOME AND TOOK ANOTHER
LOOK AT MY SONG, AND I DECIDED TO CHANGE
AND TOOK ANOTHER LOOK AT MY SONG,
AND I DECIDED TO CHANGE IT JUST A LITTLE.
SONG, AND I DECIDED TO CHANGE IT JUST
A LITTLE. >> WHAT, DID YOU WANT TO WALK
IT JUST A LITTLE. >> WHAT, DID YOU WANT
TO WALK WITH SOMEBODY WHILE YOU'RE
WHAT, DID YOU WANT TO WALK
WITH SOMEBODY WHILE YOU'RE ALONE?
WITH SOMEBODY WHILE YOU'RE
ALONE? >> COULD WE HEAR IT?
ALONE? >> COULD WE HEAR IT?
OKAY, LET ME GET THE MUSIC.
COULD WE HEAR IT? >> OKAY, LET ME
GET THE MUSIC. "MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER
OKAY, LET ME GET THE MUSIC. "MY
MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE MY BEST FRIENDS.
"MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE
MY BEST FRIENDS. WHEN I'M ALL ALONE,
ARE MY BEST FRIENDS. WHEN
I'M ALL ALONE, I DON'T HAVE TO BE.
WHEN I'M ALL ALONE, I DON'T HAVE
TO BE. IT'S BECAUSE OF ME THAT
I DON'T HAVE TO BE. IT'S BECAUSE
OF ME THAT I'M ALL ALONE, YOU SEE.
IT'S BECAUSE OF ME THAT I'M ALL
ALONE, YOU SEE. THEIR LOVE IS REAL.
I'M ALL ALONE, YOU SEE. THEIR LOVE IS
REAL. WISDOM THEIR LOVE IS ALL MINE.
THEIR LOVE IS REAL. WISDOM THEIR
LOVE IS ALL MINE. I HAVE FAITH IN THEM
WISDOM THEIR LOVE IS ALL MINE. I
HAVE FAITH IN THEM ALL THE TIME.
I HAVE FAITH IN THEM ALL THE
TIME. THE BEST LIVING FRIENDS, THE
ALL THE TIME. THE BEST LIVING FRIENDS,
THE BEST LIVING LOVERS 'TIL THE END.
THE BEST LIVING FRIENDS, THE BEST LIVING
LOVERS 'TIL THE END. THEIR LOVE IS REAL.
BEST LIVING LOVERS 'TIL THE END. THEIR
LOVE IS REAL. NEVER HAVE THEY LIED TO ME,
THEIR LOVE IS REAL. NEVER HAVE
THEY LIED TO ME, NEVER CONNIVED ME,
NEVER HAVE THEY LIED TO ME, NEVER
CONNIVED ME, TALKED BEHIND MY BACK.
NEVER CONNIVED ME, TALKED BEHIND
MY BACK. NEVER HAVE THEY CHEATED ME.
TALKED BEHIND MY BACK. NEVER HAVE
THEY CHEATED ME. THEIR LOVE IS REAL,
NEVER HAVE THEY CHEATED ME.
THEIR LOVE IS REAL, THEIR LOVE IS REAL."
THEIR LOVE IS REAL, THEIR
LOVE IS REAL." >> THAT'S SWEET.
THEIR LOVE IS REAL." >> THAT'S
SWEET. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
THAT'S SWEET. THAT'S
BEAUTIFUL. >> THANK YOU.
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