The Cosby Show (1984–1992): Season 1, Episode 22 - Slumber Party - full transcript
When Rudy announces she's bored, Cliff arranges for her friends to come over for a slumber party and then gets stuck entertaining the kids.
[MUSIC]
HEY, YOU KIDS OUT THERE,
THIS SHOW IS ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.
THIS SHOW IS ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.
I GUESS YOU GROWNUPS WILL
I GUESS YOU GROWNUPS WILL
LIKE IT, TOO.
HI, VANESSA. WHERE ARE
YOU GOING? >> OH, NOWHERE.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING? >> OH,
NOWHERE. >> WHY DO YOU HAVE ICE SKATES?
OH, NOWHERE. >> WHY DO YOU HAVE
ICE SKATES? >> OKAY, I'M GOING ICE-SKATING.
WHY DO YOU HAVE ICE SKATES? >>
OKAY, I'M GOING ICE-SKATING. >> CAN I COME?
OKAY, I'M GOING ICE-SKATING. >> CAN
I COME? >> RUDY, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT.
CAN I COME? >> RUDY, YOU WOULDN'T
LIKE IT. THERE'LL BE A LOT OF BIG PEOPLE
RUDY, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT. THERE'LL BE
A LOT OF BIG PEOPLE THERE AND YOU COULD GET
THERE'LL BE A LOT OF BIG PEOPLE THERE
AND YOU COULD GET BUMPED AROUND.
THERE AND YOU COULD GET
BUMPED AROUND. >> I DON'T CARE.
BUMPED AROUND. >> I DON'T
CARE. >> YOU COULD FALL IN
I DON'T CARE. >> YOU COULD
FALL IN THE FREEZING COLD ICE
YOU COULD FALL IN THE FREEZING
COLD ICE AND CATCH PNEUMONIA.
THE FREEZING COLD ICE AND
CATCH PNEUMONIA. >> I DON'T CARE.
AND CATCH PNEUMONIA. >> I DON'T
CARE. >> YOUR ANKLES AREN'T STRONG
I DON'T CARE. >> YOUR ANKLES AREN'T
STRONG ENOUGH, THEY'RE GONNA SWELL UP
YOUR ANKLES AREN'T STRONG ENOUGH, THEY'RE
GONNA SWELL UP AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO WALK
ENOUGH, THEY'RE GONNA SWELL UP AND
YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO WALK FOR A WEEK.
AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO
WALK FOR A WEEK. >> I DON'T CARE.
FOR A WEEK. >> I DON'T CARE. >>
RUDY, EVERYONE THERE IS GOING
I DON'T CARE. >> RUDY, EVERYONE THERE
IS GOING TO BE ELEVEN AND YOU WOULDN'T
RUDY, EVERYONE THERE IS GOING TO BE
ELEVEN AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANY FUN.
TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL TAKE YOU SLEDDING
TOMORROW. >> THANKS, VANESSA.
SLEDDING TOMORROW. >>
THANKS, VANESSA. >> SEE YOU LATER.
THANKS, VANESSA. >>
SEE YOU LATER. >> HEY, RUDY.
SEE YOU LATER. >> HEY,
RUDY. >> THEO, WANT TO PLAY?
HEY, RUDY. >> THEO, WANT TO
PLAY? >> I'M SORRY, I REALLY CAN'T.
THEO, WANT TO PLAY? >> I'M SORRY, I REALLY
CAN'T. I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT
I'M SORRY, I REALLY CAN'T. I HAVE SOMETHING
VERY IMPORTANT TO DISCUSS WITH DAD.
I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO
DISCUSS WITH DAD. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
TO DISCUSS WITH DAD. HAVE
YOU SEEN HIM? >> DAD'S BUSY.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? >>
DAD'S BUSY. >> DOING WHAT?
DAD'S BUSY. >> DOING
WHAT? >> CLEANING THE STOVE.
DOING WHAT? >> CLEANING
THE STOVE. >> DID HE SAY HE'D LIKE
CLEANING THE STOVE. >>
DID HE SAY HE'D LIKE SOME HELP?
DID HE SAY HE'D
LIKE SOME HELP? >> NO.
SOME HELP? >> NO. >> GOOD.
NO. >> GOOD. HEY,
DAD, HOW'S IT GOING?
GOOD. HEY, DAD,
HOW'S IT GOING? >> FINE.
HEY, DAD, HOW'S IT GOING?
FINE. >> ALMOST FINISHED?
FINE. >> ALMOST
FINISHED? >> FINISHED.
ALMOST FINISHED? >>
FINISHED. >> HEY, NEXT TIME ASK ME,
FINISHED. >> HEY, NEXT TIME ASK
ME, I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY TO HELP.
WHAT DO YOU WANT? >> WELL, DAD, YOU
KNOW NEXT SATURDAY IS THE BOOSTER BENEFIT
WELL, DAD, YOU KNOW NEXT SATURDAY IS
THE BOOSTER BENEFIT FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
SATURDAY IS THE BOOSTER BENEFIT FOR THE
FOOTBALL TEAM. >> YEAH, YOUR MOTHER AND I
FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM. >> YEAH, YOUR
MOTHER AND I BOUGHT TWO TICKETS FOR IT.
YEAH, YOUR MOTHER AND I BOUGHT TWO TICKETS
FOR IT. >> WELL, CAN YOU BUY A COUPLE
BOUGHT TWO TICKETS FOR IT. >>
WELL, CAN YOU BUY A COUPLE MORE?
WELL, CAN YOU BUY A COUPLE
MORE? SEE, EVERYBODY ON THE TEAM HAS
MORE? SEE, EVERYBODY ON
THE TEAM HAS TO SELL TEN.
SEE, EVERYBODY ON THE TEAM HAS TO
SELL TEN. >> HOW MANY HAVE YOU SOLD?
TO SELL TEN. >> HOW MANY HAVE
YOU SOLD? >> COUNTING YOU?
HOW MANY HAVE YOU SOLD?
COUNTING YOU? >> UH-HUH.
COUNTING YOU?
UH-HUH. >> TWO.
UH-HUH. >> TWO. >> WELL,
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE
TWO. >> WELL, HOW MANY
PEOPLE HAVE YOU ASKED?
WELL, HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE
YOU ASKED? >> COUNTING YOU?
YOU ASKED? >>
COUNTING YOU? >> YEAH!
COUNTING YOU?
YEAH! >> TWO.
YEAH! >> TWO. >> TWO?
TWO. >> TWO? SON,
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO
TWO? SON, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO GO OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE.
SON, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO OUTSIDE OF
THE HOUSE. >> BUT I FIGURED YOU COULD ASK
OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE. >> BUT I FIGURED
YOU COULD ASK SOME OF THE DOCTORS OVER
BUT I FIGURED YOU COULD ASK SOME
OF THE DOCTORS OVER AT THE HOSPITAL.
SOME OF THE DOCTORS OVER AT THE
HOSPITAL. >> ASK SOME OF THE DOCTORS
AT THE HOSPITAL. >> ASK SOME OF
THE DOCTORS OVER AT THE HOSPITAL?
ASK SOME OF THE DOCTORS OVER AT THE
HOSPITAL? ASK SOME OF THE DOCTORS OVER
OVER AT THE HOSPITAL? ASK SOME OF THE DOCTORS
OVER THE... THAT'S ALL YOU PEOPLE EVER
ASK SOME OF THE DOCTORS OVER THE... THAT'S ALL
YOU PEOPLE EVER THINK ABOUT IN THIS HOUSE EVERY
THE... THAT'S ALL YOU PEOPLE EVER THINK ABOUT IN
THIS HOUSE EVERY TIME YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SELL.
THINK ABOUT IN THIS HOUSE EVERY TIME YOU HAVE
SOMETHING TO SELL. IT'S GETTING SO I WALK IN
TIME YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SELL. IT'S GETTING
SO I WALK IN THE DOCTOR'S LOUNGE, THEY SAY,
IT'S GETTING SO I WALK IN THE DOCTOR'S LOUNGE,
THEY SAY, "UH-OH, HERE'S HUXTER HUXTABLE!"
THE DOCTOR'S LOUNGE, THEY SAY, "UH-OH, HERE'S
HUXTER HUXTABLE!" AND THEY DIVE UNDER THE SOFA.
"UH-OH, HERE'S HUXTER HUXTABLE!" AND THEY
DIVE UNDER THE SOFA. >> DAD, I'M TELLING YOU,
AND THEY DIVE UNDER THE SOFA. >> DAD, I'M
TELLING YOU, IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT BANQUET.
DAD, I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT
BANQUET. AFTER DINNER THEY'RE GONNA SHOW
IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT BANQUET. AFTER DINNER
THEY'RE GONNA SHOW A FILM ON THE SEASON'S
AFTER DINNER THEY'RE GONNA SHOW
A FILM ON THE SEASON'S HIGHLIGHTS.
A FILM ON THE SEASON'S
HIGHLIGHTS. >> SEE, THAT'S GONNA BE
HIGHLIGHTS. >> SEE, THAT'S
GONNA BE A SHORT FILM.
SEE, THAT'S GONNA BE A SHORT
FILM. AS A MATTER OF FACT, THERE'S NO
A SHORT FILM. AS A MATTER OF FACT,
THERE'S NO SENSE IN EVEN TURNING
AS A MATTER OF FACT, THERE'S NO
SENSE IN EVEN TURNING THE LIGHTS OFF.
SENSE IN EVEN TURNING THE LIGHTS
OFF. NOW, LOOK, DO ME A FAVOR,
THE LIGHTS OFF. NOW, LOOK, DO ME A
FAVOR, I FORGOT TO... I PUT THE THING IN
NOW, LOOK, DO ME A FAVOR, I FORGOT TO... I
PUT THE THING IN BACKWARDS, SO JUST PUT THOSE
I FORGOT TO... I PUT THE THING IN BACKWARDS,
SO JUST PUT THOSE THINGS IN FOR ME.
BACKWARDS, SO JUST PUT THOSE
THINGS IN FOR ME. THANK YOU.
THINGS IN FOR ME.
THANK YOU. >> HELLO?
THANK YOU. >> HELLO? THIS
IS RUDY, RUDY HUXTABLE;
HELLO? THIS IS RUDY, RUDY
HUXTABLE; I LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY.
THIS IS RUDY, RUDY HUXTABLE; I LIVE IN
NEW YORK CITY. >> YES, PARDON ME, PLEASE.
I LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY. >>
YES, PARDON ME, PLEASE. HELLO?
YES, PARDON ME, PLEASE.
HELLO? HI, THIS IS RUDY'S FATHER.
HELLO? HI, THIS IS RUDY'S
FATHER. WELL, HOW IS THE WEATHER
HI, THIS IS RUDY'S FATHER. WELL,
HOW IS THE WEATHER IN IRELAND?
SHE'S FIVE. OH, YOU DO? NO,
NO THANK YOU, I DON'T WANT
OH, YOU DO? NO, NO THANK YOU,
I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO SHAWN.
NO, NO THANK YOU, I DON'T WANT TO TALK
TO SHAWN. YEAH, OKAY, GOOD, THANK YOU.
TO TALK TO SHAWN. YEAH, OKAY, GOOD,
THANK YOU. AND TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU,
YEAH, OKAY, GOOD, THANK YOU. AND
TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU, TOO.
AND TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU,
TOO. HONEY, I THOUGHT I SAID TO YOU
TOO. HONEY, I THOUGHT I SAID TO
YOU THAT THE RULES OF THE HOUSE
HONEY, I THOUGHT I SAID TO YOU THAT THE RULES
OF THE HOUSE STATE THAT YOU DO NOT PICK UP
THAT THE RULES OF THE HOUSE STATE THAT YOU
DO NOT PICK UP THAT PHONE AND DIAL UNLESS
STATE THAT YOU DO NOT PICK UP THAT
PHONE AND DIAL UNLESS SOMEONE HELPS YOU.
THAT PHONE AND DIAL UNLESS
SOMEONE HELPS YOU. >> HELPS YOU.
SOMEONE HELPS YOU. >>
HELPS YOU. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
HELPS YOU. >> THAT'S
RIGHT. WHAT'S THE MATTER?
THAT'S RIGHT. WHAT'S
THE MATTER? COME ON.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
COME ON. >> I'M BORED.
COME ON. >> I'M
BORED. >> REALLY?
I'M BORED. >> REALLY? I'VE
GOT OVER $3 MILLION WORTH
REALLY? I'VE GOT OVER $3 MILLION
WORTH OF BOOKS I'VE BOUGHT IN
I'VE GOT OVER $3 MILLION WORTH
OF BOOKS I'VE BOUGHT IN YOUR ROOM.
OF BOOKS I'VE BOUGHT IN YOUR
ROOM. >> WELL, I'M NOT INTO READING
YOUR ROOM. >> WELL, I'M
NOT INTO READING TODAY.
WELL, I'M NOT INTO READING
TODAY. >> YOU'RE NOT INTO READING
TODAY. >> YOU'RE NOT
INTO READING TODAY?
WELL, WHAT ABOUT DRAWING
SOME LETTERS? SOME As, SOME Bs?
SOME LETTERS? SOME As,
SOME Bs? >> I DID THAT ALREADY.
SOME As, SOME Bs? >> I DID THAT
ALREADY. >> WHAT ABOUT PLAYING WITH DAD?
I DID THAT ALREADY. >> WHAT ABOUT
PLAYING WITH DAD? I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND.
WHAT ABOUT PLAYING WITH DAD? I'LL
BE YOUR FRIEND. >> CAN MY FRIEND MARIA
I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND. >> CAN
MY FRIEND MARIA COME OVER?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR
FRIEND MARIA? I'M YOUR FRIEND.
YOUR FRIEND MARIA? I'M YOUR
FRIEND. >> NO, YOU'RE MY DADDY.
I'M YOUR FRIEND. >> NO, YOU'RE
MY DADDY. >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
NO, YOU'RE MY DADDY. >> ARE YOU
KIDDING ME? DADDY'S MAKE THE BEST FRIENDS.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? DADDY'S MAKE THE
BEST FRIENDS. WHY DO YOU THINK DOGS ALWAYS
DADDY'S MAKE THE BEST FRIENDS. WHY DO
YOU THINK DOGS ALWAYS HANG OUT WITH THEM?
WHY DO YOU THINK DOGS ALWAYS HANG
OUT WITH THEM? >> CAN MARIA SLEEP OVER?
HANG OUT WITH THEM? >> CAN MARIA SLEEP
OVER? >> WELL, I'LL ASK MARIA'S MOTHER
CAN MARIA SLEEP OVER? >> WELL,
I'LL ASK MARIA'S MOTHER AND FATHER.
WELL, I'LL ASK MARIA'S MOTHER AND
FATHER. >> CAN A FEW OTHER FRIENDS
AND FATHER. >> CAN A FEW
OTHER FRIENDS SLEEP OVER?
CAN A FEW OTHER
FRIENDS SLEEP OVER? >> SURE.
SLEEP OVER? >> SURE.
YOU WANT TO FLY IN SHAWN
SURE. YOU WANT TO FLY
IN SHAWN FROM IRELAND?
ALL RIGHT GUYS, GET READY TO
GO. >> DAD SAID I CAN HAVE A FEW
GET READY TO GO. >> DAD SAID I
CAN HAVE A FEW FRIENDS SLEEP OVER.
DAD SAID I CAN HAVE A FEW FRIENDS SLEEP
OVER. >> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SOME OF HER
FRIENDS SLEEP OVER. >> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
SOME OF HER FRIENDS SLEEP OVER TONIGHT?
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SOME OF HER FRIENDS SLEEP
OVER TONIGHT? >> BUT DEAR, DIDN'T YOU ALWAYS
FRIENDS SLEEP OVER TONIGHT? >> BUT DEAR,
DIDN'T YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT WE SHOULD ENTERTAIN
BUT DEAR, DIDN'T YOU ALWAYS
SAY THAT WE SHOULD ENTERTAIN MORE?
SAY THAT WE SHOULD
ENTERTAIN MORE? >> BUT TONIGHT?
MORE? >> BUT TONIGHT?
CLIFF, YOU KNOW I'M NOT COMING
BUT TONIGHT? CLIFF, YOU KNOW
I'M NOT COMING HOME UNTIL LATE.
CLIFF, YOU KNOW I'M NOT COMING HOME
UNTIL LATE. >> LISTEN, I CAN HANDLE IT
HOME UNTIL LATE. >> LISTEN,
I CAN HANDLE IT BY MYSELF.
LISTEN, I CAN HANDLE IT BY
MYSELF. >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET RUDY'S
BY MYSELF. >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET
RUDY'S CLASS LIST, IT HAS THE PARENTS'
ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET RUDY'S CLASS LIST, IT
HAS THE PARENTS' NAMES AND NUMBERS ON IT.
CLASS LIST, IT HAS THE PARENTS'
NAMES AND NUMBERS ON IT. >> HI.
NAMES AND NUMBERS ON IT. >>
HI. >> MY FAVORITE DAUGHTER!
HI. >> MY FAVORITE
DAUGHTER! >> WHAT'S UP?
MY FAVORITE DAUGHTER! >> WHAT'S
UP? >> WE'RE HAVING SOME FRIENDS
WHAT'S UP? >> WE'RE HAVING SOME
FRIENDS OVER FOR DINNER, LIKE YOU
WE'RE HAVING SOME FRIENDS
OVER FOR DINNER, LIKE YOU TO PITCH IN.
OVER FOR DINNER, LIKE YOU TO
PITCH IN. >> GREAT, WHO'S COMING?
TO PITCH IN. >> GREAT, WHO'S
COMING? >> OH, SOME LIVELY GUESTS.
GREAT, WHO'S COMING? >> OH, SOME
LIVELY GUESTS. >> OKAY, WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?
OH, SOME LIVELY GUESTS. >> OKAY,
WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? >> OLD CLOTHES.
OKAY, WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? >> OLD
CLOTHES. >> RUDY'S HAVING A SLEEPOVER.
OLD CLOTHES. >> RUDY'S
HAVING A SLEEPOVER. >> AH.
RUDY'S HAVING A SLEEPOVER.
AH. DAD, I JUST REMEMBERED,
AH. DAD, I JUST REMEMBERED,
I HAVE PLANS TONIGHT.
DAD, I JUST REMEMBERED, I HAVE
PLANS TONIGHT. >> OKAY, GO AHEAD.
I HAVE PLANS TONIGHT. >> OKAY, GO
AHEAD. WE'LL JUST USE YOUR ROOM
OKAY, GO AHEAD. WE'LL JUST
USE YOUR ROOM WHILE YOU'RE GONE.
TIPTOE, HALT, TIP, HALT.
TIPTOE HALT. TIPTOE HALT.
COMPANY HALT! MY COMPANY CLOSE
IN THE RANKS! NO, NO, NO, DON'T KNOCK
MY COMPANY CLOSE IN THE RANKS! NO,
NO, NO, DON'T KNOCK EACH OTHER DOWN.
NO, NO, NO, DON'T KNOCK
EACH OTHER DOWN. ABOUT FACE!
EACH OTHER DOWN. ABOUT FACE!
ALL RIGHT, AS FAST AS YOU CAN,
ABOUT FACE! ALL RIGHT, AS FAST AS
YOU CAN, TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!
ALL RIGHT, AS FAST AS YOU CAN, TAKE OFF
YOUR CLOTHES! AND AFTER YOU TAKE OFF
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES! AND AFTER
YOU TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES, GO TO BED!
AND AFTER YOU TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES,
GO TO BED! >> BUT WE JUST GOT HERE!
YOUR CLOTHES, GO TO BED! >>
BUT WE JUST GOT HERE! >> WHAT?
BUT WE JUST GOT HERE! >>
WHAT? >> BUT WE JUST GOT HERE!
WHAT? >> BUT WE JUST GOT
HERE! >> THAT'S RIGHT, SO GO TO SLEEP,
BUT WE JUST GOT HERE! >> THAT'S RIGHT,
SO GO TO SLEEP, THEN YOU'LL GET UP IN
THAT'S RIGHT, SO GO TO SLEEP, THEN YOU'LL
GET UP IN THE MORNING AND I'LL TAKE YOU
THEN YOU'LL GET UP IN THE
MORNING AND I'LL TAKE YOU ALL HOME.
THE MORNING AND I'LL TAKE YOU
ALL HOME. NOW, I WANT YOU ALL TO
ALL HOME. NOW, I WANT YOU ALL
TO REPEAT AFTER ME: I PROMISE.
NOW, I WANT YOU ALL TO REPEAT
AFTER ME: I PROMISE. >> I PROMISE!
REPEAT AFTER ME: I PROMISE. >> I
PROMISE! >> NOT TO RUN OUTSIDE OF
I PROMISE! >> NOT TO
RUN OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE.
NOT TO RUN OUTSIDE OF THE
HOUSE. >> NOT TO RUN OUTSIDE OF
THE HOUSE. >> NOT TO
RUN OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE!
NOT TO RUN OUTSIDE
OF THE HOUSE! >> I PROMISE.
THE HOUSE! >> I
PROMISE. >> I PROMISE!
I PROMISE. >> I PROMISE!
NOT TO RUN INSIDE OF
I PROMISE! >> NOT TO
RUN INSIDE OF THE HOUSE.
NOT TO RUN INSIDE OF THE
HOUSE. >> NOT TO RUN INSIDE OF
THE HOUSE. >> NOT TO
RUN INSIDE OF THE HOUSE!
NOT TO RUN INSIDE OF
THE HOUSE! >> I PROMISE.
THE HOUSE! >> I
PROMISE. >> I PROMISE!
I PROMISE. >> I
PROMISE! >> NOT TO TOUCH.
I PROMISE! >> NOT TO
TOUCH. >> NOT TO TOUCH!
NOT TO TOUCH. >>
NOT TO TOUCH! >> PICK UP.
NOT TO TOUCH!
PICK UP. >> PICK UP!
PICK UP. >>
PICK UP! >> STEP ON.
PICK UP! >> STEP
ON. >> STEP ON!
STEP ON. >> STEP ON!
ANYTHING THAT LOOKS
STEP ON! >> ANYTHING
THAT LOOKS INTERESTING.
ANYTHING THAT LOOKS
INTERESTING. >> ANYTHING THAT LOOKS
INTERESTING. >> ANYTHING
THAT LOOKS INTERESTING.
ANYTHING THAT LOOKS
INTERESTING. >> YOU ALL ARE STARTING TO
INTERESTING. >> YOU ALL ARE
STARTING TO GET A LITTLE WEAK NOW.
YOU ALL ARE STARTING TO GET A
LITTLE WEAK NOW. ALL RIGHT, DOES ANYBODY
GET A LITTLE WEAK NOW. ALL RIGHT,
DOES ANYBODY HERE HAVE ANY NOTES?
ALL RIGHT, DOES ANYBODY
HERE HAVE ANY NOTES? >> WHAT?
HERE HAVE ANY NOTES? >> WHAT?
NOTES FROM YOUR PARENTS,
WHAT? >> NOTES FROM
YOUR PARENTS, ANY NOTES?
NOTES FROM YOUR PARENTS, ANY
NOTES? ALL RIGHT, WOULD YOU BRING IT
ANY NOTES? ALL RIGHT, WOULD
YOU BRING IT OVER, PLEASE?
ALL RIGHT, WOULD YOU BRING IT
OVER, PLEASE? AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
OVER, PLEASE? AND WHAT
IS YOUR NAME? >> DESIREE.
AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
DESIREE. >> DESIREE?
DESIREE. >> DESIREE?
ARE THESE DIMPLES HERE?
DESIREE? ARE THESE DIMPLES
HERE? >> YES, THESE ARE MY DIMPLES,
ARE THESE DIMPLES HERE? >> YES,
THESE ARE MY DIMPLES, MR. HUXTABLE.
YES, THESE ARE MY DIMPLES,
MR. HUXTABLE. >> YEAH, I BETTER TAKE THESE
MR. HUXTABLE. >> YEAH, I BETTER TAKE
THESE THINGS AND PUT 'EM IN MY POCKET,
YEAH, I BETTER TAKE THESE THINGS AND PUT 'EM
IN MY POCKET, BECAUSE DIMPLES, PEOPLE STEAL
THINGS AND PUT 'EM IN MY POCKET,
BECAUSE DIMPLES, PEOPLE STEAL 'EM.
BECAUSE DIMPLES, PEOPLE
STEAL 'EM. YOU GO SIT DOWN.
'EM. YOU GO SIT DOWN.
WHO ELSE HAS A NOTE?
YOU GO SIT DOWN. WHO ELSE HAS
A NOTE? NOW, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
WHO ELSE HAS A NOTE? NOW,
WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> NALKA.
NOW, WHAT IS YOUR
NAME? >> NALKA. >> NALKA?
NALKA. >> NALKA? ALL
RIGHT, IT SAYS HERE THAT
NALKA? ALL RIGHT, IT SAYS HERE
THAT YOU ARE A COMPULSIVE GAMBLER,
ALL RIGHT, IT SAYS HERE THAT YOU ARE A
COMPULSIVE GAMBLER, AND THAT YOU'RE WANTED BY
YOU ARE A COMPULSIVE GAMBLER,
AND THAT YOU'RE WANTED BY THE POLICE.
AND THAT YOU'RE WANTED BY
THE POLICE. IS THIS CORRECT?
THE POLICE. IS THIS CORRECT?
ALL RIGHT, BUT IT DOES SAY
IS THIS CORRECT? ALL RIGHT, BUT IT
DOES SAY THAT YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO MILK...
ALL RIGHT, BUT IT DOES SAY THAT YOU'RE
ALLERGIC TO MILK... IS THAT CORRECT?
THAT YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO MILK... IS THAT
CORRECT? I MEAN CAN YOU EAT A COOKIE
IS THAT CORRECT? I MEAN CAN
YOU EAT A COOKIE WITH MILK IN IT?
I MEAN CAN YOU EAT A COOKIE WITH
MILK IN IT? HAVE YOU EVER HAD A COOKIE?
WITH MILK IN IT? HAVE YOU EVER HAD A
COOKIE? THEN YOU WON'T GET ANY HERE
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A COOKIE?
THEN YOU WON'T GET ANY HERE EITHER.
THEN YOU WON'T GET ANY
HERE EITHER. GO SIT DOWN.
EITHER. GO SIT DOWN. ALL RIGHT.
MAY I SEE YOU FOR A MINUTE,
PLEASE?
I DON'T REMEMBER PICKING YOU UP. WERE YOU IN
THE CAR WHEN I DROVE UP TO THE HOUSE HERE?
WERE YOU IN THE CAR WHEN I DROVE UP TO THE
HOUSE HERE? NOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU
UP TO THE HOUSE HERE? NOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW YOU GOT IN THE HOUSE WITH US IF
NOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU GOT IN THE
HOUSE WITH US IF HE WASN'T IN THE CAR WITH US.
GOT IN THE HOUSE WITH US IF HE WASN'T IN
THE CAR WITH US. >> YOU KNOW PETER, DADDY,
HE WASN'T IN THE CAR WITH US. >> YOU KNOW
PETER, DADDY, HE LIVES ACROSS THE STREET.
YOU KNOW PETER, DADDY, HE LIVES ACROSS
THE STREET. >> YOU'RE PETER FROM ACROSS
HE LIVES ACROSS THE STREET. >>
YOU'RE PETER FROM ACROSS THE STREET?
YOU'RE PETER FROM ACROSS
THE STREET? WELL, HOW DID HE GET IN
THE STREET? WELL, HOW
DID HE GET IN THE HOUSE?
WELL, HOW DID HE GET IN THE
HOUSE? >> HE WAS PLAYING OUTSIDE
THE HOUSE? >> HE WAS
PLAYING OUTSIDE WHEN YOU SAID,
HE WAS PLAYING OUTSIDE WHEN
YOU SAID, "EVERYBODY GET IN LINE."
CAN HE STAY, DADDY? >>
DO YOU WANT TO STAY? OKAY.
DO YOU WANT TO STAY?
OKAY. SON, GO ACROSS THE STREET
OKAY. SON, GO ACROSS THE
STREET AND ASK MRS. CHIARA IF IT'S
SON, GO ACROSS THE STREET AND ASK MRS.
CHIARA IF IT'S ALL RIGHT IF PETER CAN STAY.
AND ASK MRS. CHIARA IF IT'S ALL
RIGHT IF PETER CAN STAY. >> OKAY, DAD.
ALL RIGHT IF PETER CAN STAY. >>
OKAY, DAD. >> ALL RIGHT, WILL YOU GO
OKAY, DAD. >> ALL RIGHT,
WILL YOU GO SIT DOWN?
COME HERE, PLEASE. YES,
PLEASE. NOW, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
YES, PLEASE. NOW, WHAT
IS YOUR NAME? >> SING!
NOW, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
SING! >> WELL, GO AHEAD.
SING! >> WELL,
GO AHEAD. [GIGGLING]
WELL, GO AHEAD. [GIGGLING]
WELL, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
[GIGGLING] >> WELL, WHAT
IS YOUR NAME? >> SING!
WELL, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
SING! [SINGING] I WANT TO...
SING! [SINGING] I WANT TO...
OKAY, NOW, THAT'S ENOUGH OF
[SINGING] I WANT TO... >> OKAY, NOW,
THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT, YOU CAN SIT DOWN.
OKAY, NOW, THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT,
YOU CAN SIT DOWN. MAY I SEE YOU, PLEASE?
THAT, YOU CAN SIT DOWN. MAY I SEE YOU,
PLEASE? YES, COME HERE, DOUBLE VISION.
MAY I SEE YOU, PLEASE? YES, COME
HERE, DOUBLE VISION. AND YOUR NAME IS?
YES, COME HERE, DOUBLE
VISION. AND YOUR NAME IS? >> KYLE.
AND YOUR NAME
IS? >> KYLE. >> DANA.
KYLE. >> DANA. >>
DO YOU SING OR DANCE?
DANA. >> DO YOU SING OR
DANCE? >> WE DON'T DANCE.
DO YOU SING OR DANCE? >> WE
DON'T DANCE. >> WHEN YOU'RE IN SCHOOL?
WE DON'T DANCE. >> WHEN
YOU'RE IN SCHOOL? >> NO.
WHEN YOU'RE IN SCHOOL?
NO. >> DO YOU KNOW SOME
NO. >> DO YOU KNOW
SOME LITTLE SONGS?
DO YOU KNOW SOME
LITTLE SONGS? >> YEAH.
LITTLE SONGS? >> YEAH. >> WHAT?
YEAH. >> WHAT? >>
YOU WANNA DO THE SONG?
WHAT? >> YOU WANNA
DO THE SONG? [MUMBLING]
YOU WANNA DO THE SONG?
[MUMBLING] >> WOULD YOU DO IT FOR ME?
[MUMBLING] >> WOULD
YOU DO IT FOR ME? >> YEAH.
WOULD YOU DO IT FOR ME? >>
YEAH. >> I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT.
YEAH. >> I WOULD
LOVE TO SEE IT. [SINGING]
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT.
[SINGING] UNO, DOS, SIESTA,
[SINGING] UNO, DOS,
SIESTA, I SAID A-EAST, A-WEST,
UNO, DOS, SIESTA, I SAID A-EAST,
A-WEST, I MET MY BOYFRIEND
I SAID A-EAST, A-WEST, I MET MY
BOYFRIEND AT THE CANDY STORE.
I MET MY BOYFRIEND AT THE CANDY
STORE. HE BOUGHT ME ICE CREAM...
AT THE CANDY STORE. HE BOUGHT ME
ICE CREAM... >> NOW, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
HE BOUGHT ME ICE CREAM... >>
NOW, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT BOYFRIEND? HUH?
DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
HUH? >> DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. >>
YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND? >> NO.
YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
NO. >> BUT YOU SEE, YOU JUST SAID
NO. >> BUT YOU SEE, YOU JUST
SAID YOU MET HIM AT THE CANDY STORE.
BUT YOU SEE, YOU JUST SAID YOU MET
HIM AT THE CANDY STORE. >> IT'S A GAME.
YOU MET HIM AT THE CANDY STORE.
IT'S A GAME. >> IT'S JUST A GAME?
IT'S A GAME. >> IT'S
JUST A GAME? >> YEAH.
IT'S JUST A GAME?
YEAH. >> HONEST?
YEAH. >> HONEST? >> YES.
HONEST? >> YES.
OKAY, GO AHEAD.
YES. >> OKAY,
GO AHEAD. [SINGING]
OKAY, GO AHEAD.
[SINGING] UNO, DOS, SIESTA,
[SINGING] UNO, DOS,
SIESTA, I SAID A-EAST, A-WEST,
UNO, DOS, SIESTA, I SAID A-EAST,
A-WEST, I MET MY BOYFRIEND
I SAID A-EAST, A-WEST, I MET MY
BOYFRIEND AT THE CANDY STORE.
I MET MY BOYFRIEND AT THE CANDY
STORE. HE BOUGHT ME ICE CREAM,
AT THE CANDY STORE. HE BOUGHT
ME ICE CREAM, HE BOUGHT ME CAKE.
HE BOUGHT ME ICE CREAM, HE BOUGHT
ME CAKE. HE BROUGHT ME HOME...
HE BOUGHT ME CAKE. HE BROUGHT
ME HOME... >> WAIT A MINUTE,
HE BROUGHT ME HOME... >>
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A
MINUTE. HOLD OLD IS THIS BOY?
WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD
OLD IS THIS BOY? >> TWO.
HOLD OLD IS THIS
BOY? >> TWO. >> TWO?
TWO. >> TWO? HE'S
2 YEARS OLD AND HE'S
TWO? HE'S 2 YEARS OLD AND
HE'S GOT MONEY FOR ICE CREAM?
HE'S 2 YEARS OLD AND HE'S GOT MONEY
FOR ICE CREAM? >> IT'S JUST A GAME.
GOT MONEY FOR ICE CREAM? >> IT'S
JUST A GAME. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S
IT'S JUST A GAME. >> WHAT
DO YOU MEAN IT'S JUST A GAME?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S
JUST A GAME? I KNOW, I KNOW.
JUST A GAME? I KNOW, I KNOW.
OKAY, GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD.
I KNOW, I KNOW. OKAY, GO
AHEAD, GO AHEAD. [SINGING]
OKAY, GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD.
[SINGING] UNO, DOS, SIESTA,
[SINGING] UNO, DOS,
SIESTA, I SAID A-EAST, A-WEST,
UNO, DOS, SIESTA, I SAID A-EAST,
A-WEST, I MET MY BOYFRIEND
I SAID A-EAST, A-WEST, I MET MY
BOYFRIEND AT THE CANDY STORE.
I MET MY BOYFRIEND AT THE CANDY
STORE. HE BOUGHT ME ICE CREAM,
AT THE CANDY STORE. HE BOUGHT
ME ICE CREAM, HE BOUGHT ME CAKE.
HE BOUGHT ME ICE CREAM, HE
BOUGHT ME CAKE. HE BROUGHT ME HOME
HE BOUGHT ME CAKE. HE BROUGHT
ME HOME WITH A BELLYACHE.
HE BROUGHT ME HOME WITH A
BELLYACHE. >> WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT, WAIT.
ONLY A GAME! >> STOP STOPPING
US AND LET US PLAY THE GAME.
STOP STOPPING US AND LET
US PLAY THE GAME. >> GO AHEAD.
PLAY THE GAME. >>
GO AHEAD. [SINGING]
GO AHEAD. [SINGING]
UNO, DOS, SIESTA,
[SINGING] UNO, DOS,
SIESTA, I SAID A-EAST, A-WEST,
UNO, DOS, SIESTA, I SAID A-EAST,
A-WEST, I MET MY BOYFRIEND
I SAID A-EAST, A-WEST, I MET MY
BOYFRIEND AT THE CANDY STORE.
I MET MY BOYFRIEND AT THE CANDY
STORE. HE BOUGHT ME ICE CREAM,
AT THE CANDY STORE. HE BOUGHT
ME ICE CREAM, HE BOUGHT ME CAKE.
HE BOUGHT ME ICE CREAM, HE
BOUGHT ME CAKE. HE BROUGHT ME HOME
HE BOUGHT ME CAKE. HE BROUGHT
ME HOME WITH A BELLYACHE.
HE BROUGHT ME HOME WITH A
BELLYACHE. MAMA, MAMA, I'M SO SICK,
WITH A BELLYACHE. MAMA, MAMA,
I'M SO SICK, CALL THE DOCTOR,
MAMA, MAMA, I'M SO SICK, CALL
THE DOCTOR, QUICK, QUICK, QUICK.
CALL THE DOCTOR, QUICK, QUICK,
QUICK. DOCTOR, DOCTOR, WILL I DIE?
QUICK, QUICK, QUICK. DOCTOR,
DOCTOR, WILL I DIE? COUNT TO FIVE
DOCTOR, DOCTOR, WILL I DIE?
COUNT TO FIVE AND YOU'LL BE ALIVE.
COUNT TO FIVE AND YOU'LL BE
ALIVE. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
AND YOU'LL BE ALIVE. ONE,
TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, I'M ALIVE!
I THINK YOU ALL BETTER SIT
DOWN. >> DAD, MRS. CHIARA SAID
SIT DOWN. >> DAD, MRS.
CHIARA SAID PETER CAN STAY.
DAD, MRS. CHIARA SAID PETER CAN
STAY. SHE SAID WE CAN KEEP HIM AS LONG
PETER CAN STAY. SHE SAID WE
CAN KEEP HIM AS LONG AS WE WANT.
PETER?
YOUR MOTHER SAYS YOU CAN STAY. WOULD
YOU LIKE THAT? WELL, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE
WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? WELL, HOW DOES IT
FEEL TO BE THE ONLY MAN WITH SEVEN WOMEN?
YOU SLEEP WITH ME TONIGHT.
♪ GOT ME ROCKIN' AND REELING ♪
♪ DANCING, ♪ ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT ♪
♪ DANCING, ♪ ♪ DON'T
KNOW WHAT ♪ ♪ THE DEAL IS ♪
♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT ♪ ♪ THE
DEAL IS ♪ ♪ SOMETHING SPECIAL ♪
♪ THE DEAL IS ♪ ♪ SOMETHING
SPECIAL ♪ ♪ IN THE AIR TONIGHT. ♪
♪ SOMETHING SPECIAL ♪ ♪ IN THE
AIR TONIGHT. ♪ ♪ A PERFECT NIGHT... ♪
WHY DON'T YOU GO IN AND CHECK
WITH THEO ON HOW DINNER IS COMING?
WITH THEO ON HOW
DINNER IS COMING? >> OKAY.
COMING? >> OKAY. >>
OKAY, YOU CAN STOP HAVING
OKAY. >> OKAY, YOU
CAN STOP HAVING A FIT NOW.
OKAY, YOU CAN STOP HAVING
A FIT NOW. >> COME AND GET IT!
A FIT NOW. >> COME
AND GET IT! [SCREAMING]
ME! >> ME! >> ME!
ME! >> ME! >> HEY!
ME! >> HEY! HOLD IT DOWN!
HEY! HOLD IT
DOWN! HOLD IT DOWN.
HOLD IT DOWN! HOLD IT DOWN.
THAT IS NOT THE CIVILIZED WAY
HOLD IT DOWN. THAT IS NOT
THE CIVILIZED WAY TO ACT.
THAT IS NOT THE CIVILIZED WAY TO
ACT. NOW, EVERYBODY GO OVER TO
TO ACT. NOW, EVERYBODY
GO OVER TO THE TABLE.
NOW, EVERYBODY GO OVER
TO THE TABLE. THAT'S IT, QUIET.
THE TABLE. THAT'S IT, QUIET.
AND WE ARE CIVILIZED PEOPLE.
THAT'S IT, QUIET. AND WE ARE
CIVILIZED PEOPLE. WE SIT DOWN.
AND WE ARE CIVILIZED PEOPLE. WE SIT
DOWN. NOW, THE CIVILIZED WAY TO ACT
WE SIT DOWN. NOW, THE CIVILIZED WAY
TO ACT WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT,
NOW, THE CIVILIZED WAY TO ACT WHEN YOU WANT
SOMETHING TO EAT, IS YOU SIT DOWN LIKE THIS,
WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT,
IS YOU SIT DOWN LIKE THIS, WATCH ME.
IS YOU SIT DOWN LIKE THIS, WATCH
ME. AND IF YOU WANT A HOT DOG,
WATCH ME. AND IF YOU WANT A
HOT DOG, YOU SMILE AND YOU DO
AND IF YOU WANT A HOT DOG,
YOU SMILE AND YOU DO LIKE THIS...
YOU SMILE AND YOU DO LIKE
THIS... HOT DOG, HOT DOG.
LIKE THIS... HOT DOG,
HOT DOG. >> HOT DOG!
HOT DOG, HOT DOG.
HOT DOG! HOT DOG!
HOT DOG! HOT DOG! HOT DOG!
HOT DOG! HOT DOG! HOT DOG!
HOT DOG! HOT DOG! HOT DOG!
HOT DOG! HOT DOG! HOT DOG!
HOT DOG! HOT DOG! >> THANKS.
ALL RIGHT, GOT THE BUCKING
HORSE. NOW, WE HAVE THE CHAMPIONSHIP,
GOT THE BUCKING HORSE. NOW, WE HAVE THE
CHAMPIONSHIP, WE'RE GOING FOR THE LAST TIME
NOW, WE HAVE THE CHAMPIONSHIP,
WE'RE GOING FOR THE LAST TIME AROUND.
WE'RE GOING FOR THE LAST TIME
AROUND. HERE COMES OUR CHALLENGER, AND
AROUND. HERE COMES OUR CHALLENGER,
AND RUDY HUXTABLE DID NOT DO WELL
HERE COMES OUR CHALLENGER, AND RUDY HUXTABLE
DID NOT DO WELL AT ALL THE FIRST TWO TIMES UP,
RUDY HUXTABLE DID NOT DO WELL AT ALL THE
FIRST TWO TIMES UP, BUT I KNOW THIS TIME THAT
AT ALL THE FIRST TWO TIMES UP, BUT I
KNOW THIS TIME THAT SHE'S GOING TO DO WELL.
BUT I KNOW THIS TIME THAT SHE'S
GOING TO DO WELL. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW
SHE'S GOING TO DO WELL. ALL RIGHT,
YOU KNOW THE RULES: ARMS SIDEWAYS.
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW THE RULES:
ARMS SIDEWAYS. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE RIDING.
THE RULES: ARMS SIDEWAYS. ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE RIDING. AND THE HORSE LOOKS LIKE...
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE RIDING. AND THE
HORSE LOOKS LIKE... ARMS TO THE SIDE.
AND THE HORSE LOOKS LIKE... ARMS TO
THE SIDE. NOW, YOU'RE JUST FALLING OFF.
ARMS TO THE SIDE. NOW, YOU'RE
JUST FALLING OFF. AND THERE SHE GOES!
NOW, YOU'RE JUST FALLING OFF.
AND THERE SHE GOES! SHE'S DOING IT!
AND THERE SHE GOES! SHE'S
DOING IT! AND THE HORSE... WHOA!
SHE'S DOING IT! AND THE
HORSE... WHOA! STAY ON!
AND THE HORSE... WHOA! STAY
ON! OH, THAT WAS 12 SECONDS,
STAY ON! OH, THAT WAS 12
SECONDS, WASN'T BAD, WASN'T BAD.
OH, THAT WAS 12 SECONDS, WASN'T BAD,
WASN'T BAD. ALL RIGHT, COME ON OVER.
WASN'T BAD, WASN'T BAD. ALL RIGHT,
COME ON OVER. AND HERE'S SING A SONG.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON OVER. AND
HERE'S SING A SONG. HERE WE GO, NOW.
AND HERE'S SING A SONG. HERE WE
GO, NOW. ARMS OUT TO THE SIDE AND SING
HERE WE GO, NOW. ARMS OUT TO THE SIDE
AND SING IS RIDING, AND THE BUCKING HORSE
ARMS OUT TO THE SIDE AND SING IS RIDING,
AND THE BUCKING HORSE IS GOING ALL AROUND.
IS RIDING, AND THE BUCKING HORSE IS
GOING ALL AROUND. HE'S OFF TO THE SIDE,
IS GOING ALL AROUND. HE'S OFF
TO THE SIDE, AND THERE HE GOES.
HE'S OFF TO THE SIDE, AND
THERE HE GOES. SHE'S RIDING WELL!
AND THERE HE GOES. SHE'S
RIDING WELL! OH, ALMOST!
SHE'S RIDING WELL! OH,
ALMOST! SING DID WELL.
OH, ALMOST! SING DID WELL.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON OVER.
SING DID WELL. ALL RIGHT, COME
ON OVER. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
ALL RIGHT, COME ON OVER. WHAT
IS YOUR NAME AGAIN? >> NALKA.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME AGAIN? >>
NALKA. >> THAT'S RIGHT, I'M SO GLAD
NALKA. >> THAT'S RIGHT, I'M SO
GLAD YOU GOT YOUR NAME RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT, I'M SO GLAD YOU GOT
YOUR NAME RIGHT. ARMS, RAISE YOUR ARMS UP.
YOU GOT YOUR NAME RIGHT. ARMS, RAISE
YOUR ARMS UP. KEEP 'EM OFF TO THE SIDE,
ARMS, RAISE YOUR ARMS UP. KEEP 'EM OFF
TO THE SIDE, AND THE HORSE BROKE OUT OF
KEEP 'EM OFF TO THE SIDE, AND
THE HORSE BROKE OUT OF THE STALL.
AND THE HORSE BROKE
OUT OF THE STALL. >> AH!
THE STALL. >> AH! >> I'M
SORRY YOU DIDN'T DO WELL
AH! >> I'M SORRY YOU
DIDN'T DO WELL AT ALL.
I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T DO WELL
AT ALL. AND I THOUGHT I... DIDN'T I PUT
AT ALL. AND I THOUGHT I... DIDN'T I
PUT THESE THINGS IN MY POCKET?
AND I THOUGHT I... DIDN'T I PUT THESE THINGS
IN MY POCKET? YOU'RE TAKING THOSE DIMPLES OUT.
THESE THINGS IN MY POCKET? YOU'RE TAKING
THOSE DIMPLES OUT. AND HERE WE GO, JUST CLIMB
YOU'RE TAKING THOSE DIMPLES OUT. AND
HERE WE GO, JUST CLIMB RIGHT ON UP HERE.
AND HERE WE GO, JUST CLIMB RIGHT
ON UP HERE. AND PUT YOUR ARMS OUT TO
RIGHT ON UP HERE. AND PUT
YOUR ARMS OUT TO THE SIDE.
AND PUT YOUR ARMS OUT TO THE SIDE.
AND HERE THE HORSE IS COMING OUT
THE SIDE. AND HERE THE HORSE
IS COMING OUT OF THE STALL.
HOW ABOUT THAT. NICE
TRY. HERE WE GO, NEXT?
NICE TRY. HERE WE GO, NEXT?
ALL RIGHT, JUST GET, CLIMB RIGHT
HERE WE GO, NEXT? ALL RIGHT,
JUST GET, CLIMB RIGHT ON UP IN THERE.
ALL RIGHT, JUST GET, CLIMB RIGHT ON UP
IN THERE. SHE'S UP AND HANDS TO THE SIDE.
ON UP IN THERE. SHE'S UP AND HANDS
TO THE SIDE. AND DIDN'T DO GOOD AT ALL,
SHE'S UP AND HANDS TO THE SIDE. AND
DIDN'T DO GOOD AT ALL, JUST COME ON.
AND DIDN'T DO GOOD AT ALL, JUST
COME ON. I'M SURE YOU... YOU RIDE BETTER
JUST COME ON. I'M SURE YOU... YOU RIDE
BETTER THAN YOUR SISTER, DON'T YOU?
I'M SURE YOU... YOU RIDE BETTER
THAN YOUR SISTER, DON'T YOU? HUH?
THAN YOUR SISTER, DON'T YOU?
HUH? ARMS OUT TO THE SIDE,
HUH? ARMS OUT TO THE
SIDE, YOU'RE DOING FINE.
ARMS OUT TO THE SIDE, YOU'RE
DOING FINE. YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING.
ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
HERE COMES MY WIFE.
COME ON. HERE COMES MY
WIFE. SHE'S GONNA RIDE GOOD.
HERE COMES MY WIFE. SHE'S GONNA
RIDE GOOD. AND THE BUCKING... WHOA,
SHE'S GONNA RIDE GOOD. AND THE
BUCKING... WHOA, LOOK AT MARIA GO!
AND THE BUCKING... WHOA, LOOK AT
MARIA GO! SHE GOES AND SHE GOES!
LOOK AT MARIA GO! SHE GOES AND
SHE GOES! AND SHE'S GOING OFF!
SHE GOES AND SHE GOES! AND
SHE'S GOING OFF! SHE'S GOT THE PRIZE,
AND SHE'S GOING OFF! SHE'S GOT
THE PRIZE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
SHE'S GOT THE PRIZE, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN! THERE YOU GO!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THERE
YOU GO! SO FAR SHE'S THE BEST!
THERE YOU GO! SO FAR SHE'S
THE BEST! OKAY, COME ON DOWN.
GONNA FIX THE HORSE UP HERE. YOU JUST
KIND OF EASE INTO HIM. ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.
IT IS NOW MONSTER
TIME. >> AH! >> SIT DOWN.
AH! >> SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.
SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN. IF
THE MONSTER CATCHES YOU,
SIT DOWN. IF THE MONSTER CATCHES
YOU, HE WILL NUB YOU IN THE NECK.
IF THE MONSTER CATCHES YOU, HE WILL
NUB YOU IN THE NECK. NA, NA, NA, NA, NA.
HE WILL NUB YOU IN THE
NECK. NA, NA, NA, NA, NA. >> AH!
NA, NA, NA, NA,
NA. >> AH! >> AH!
AH! >> AH! >> NOW,
SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.
AH! >> NOW, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.
YOU CAN'T MOVE 'TIL THE MONSTER
NOW, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN. YOU
CAN'T MOVE 'TIL THE MONSTER MOVES.
YOU CAN'T MOVE 'TIL THE
MONSTER MOVES. ARR!
MOVES. ARR! ARRR!
ARR! ARRR! ARRRR!
ARRR! ARRRR! ARRRR!
ARRRR! ARRRR! ARRRR!
ARRRR! ARRRR! [SCREAMING]
ARRRR! [SCREAMING]
[DOORBELL RINGING]
HEY. COME ON IN.
I WAS IN THE CITY SO I
COME ON IN. >> I WAS IN THE
CITY SO I JUST THOUGHT I'D STOP IN.
I WAS IN THE CITY SO I JUST
THOUGHT I'D STOP IN. >> GRANDPA!
JUST THOUGHT I'D STOP
IN. >> GRANDPA! >> HI RUDY!
GRANDPA! >> HI RUDY!
HOW'S MY BEST GIRL?
HI RUDY! HOW'S
MY BEST GIRL? HMM?
HOW'S MY BEST GIRL? HMM?
YOU GOT SOME NEW BROTHERS
HMM? YOU GOT SOME NEW
BROTHERS AND SISTERS HERE?
YOU GOT SOME NEW BROTHERS
AND SISTERS HERE? >> YEAH.
AND SISTERS HERE? >> YEAH.
WELL, SOME OF THE PEOPLE, I
YEAH. WELL, SOME OF THE PEOPLE,
I DELIVERED ALL OF THESE CHILDREN
WELL, SOME OF THE PEOPLE, I DELIVERED ALL
OF THESE CHILDREN AND THEY DIDN'T WANT 'EM
DELIVERED ALL OF THESE CHILDREN AND THEY
DIDN'T WANT 'EM ANYMORE, SO THEY BROUGHT 'EM
AND THEY DIDN'T WANT 'EM
ANYMORE, SO THEY BROUGHT 'EM BACK.
ANYMORE, SO THEY BROUGHT 'EM
BACK. EVERYBODY, INTO THE KITCHEN,
BACK. EVERYBODY, INTO THE KITCHEN,
TELL THEO TO GIVE YOU A COOKIE!
EVERYBODY, INTO THE KITCHEN, TELL THEO TO GIVE
YOU A COOKIE! >> SON, IT'S JUST A QUARTER TO
TELL THEO TO GIVE YOU A COOKIE! >> SON, IT'S
JUST A QUARTER TO SIX AND YOU'RE ALREADY PULLING
SON, IT'S JUST A QUARTER TO SIX AND YOU'RE
ALREADY PULLING THE OLD COOKIE TRICK?
SIX AND YOU'RE ALREADY PULLING THE
OLD COOKIE TRICK? IT MEANS ONLY ONE THING,
THE OLD COOKIE TRICK? IT MEANS ONLY
ONE THING, YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF STEAM.
IT MEANS ONLY ONE THING, YOU'RE RUNNING
OUT OF STEAM. >> NO, NO, I GOT EVERYTHING
YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF STEAM. >> NO,
NO, I GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL, DAD.
NO, NO, I GOT EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL, DAD. ALL RIGHT.
UNDER CONTROL, DAD. ALL
RIGHT. >> OH, I SEE YOU'RE LIMPING?
ALL RIGHT. >> OH, I SEE YOU'RE
LIMPING? >> NO, NO, NO, NO, I'M FINE,
OH, I SEE YOU'RE LIMPING?
NO, NO, NO, NO, I'M FINE, FINE.
NO, NO, NO, NO, I'M FINE,
FINE. THIS IS JUST A TRACK INJURY.
FINE. THIS IS JUST A TRACK INJURY.
SON, I KNOW BUCKET HORSE KNEE
THIS IS JUST A TRACK INJURY. >> SON, I
KNOW BUCKET HORSE KNEE WHEN I SEE IT.
SON, I KNOW BUCKET HORSE KNEE
WHEN I SEE IT. >> YOU ARE ENJOYING THIS,
WHEN I SEE IT. >> YOU ARE
ENJOYING THIS, AREN'T YOU?
YOU ARE ENJOYING
THIS, AREN'T YOU? [LAUGHING]
WHERE'S CLAIR? >> CLAIR WENT OUT TO
A SEMINAR, SO I DECIDED I WOULD TAKE CARE
CLAIR WENT OUT TO A SEMINAR, SO I
DECIDED I WOULD TAKE CARE OF THIS MYSELF.
SO I DECIDED I WOULD TAKE CARE OF
THIS MYSELF. >> WELL SON, WHEN I CAME TO
OF THIS MYSELF. >> WELL SON, WHEN I
CAME TO THE DOOR, I MEAN IT WAS CLEAR
WELL SON, WHEN I CAME TO THE DOOR, I
MEAN IT WAS CLEAR TO ME THAT THE TIDE WAS
THE DOOR, I MEAN IT WAS CLEAR TO ME THAT
THE TIDE WAS SHIFTING... YOU WERE GOING OUT
TO ME THAT THE TIDE WAS SHIFTING... YOU WERE
GOING OUT AND THE CHILDREN WERE COMING IN.
SHIFTING... YOU WERE GOING OUT AND THE CHILDREN
WERE COMING IN. AND YOU'RE GONNA BE DROWNING IN
AND THE CHILDREN WERE COMING IN. AND YOU'RE
GONNA BE DROWNING IN CHILDREN IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE DROWNING IN CHILDREN IN
ABOUT 10 MINUTES AND LUCKY FOR YOU, SOMEBODY CAME
CHILDREN IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES AND LUCKY FOR
YOU, SOMEBODY CAME ALONG WHO CAN BAIL YOU OUT.
AND LUCKY FOR YOU, SOMEBODY CAME ALONG WHO CAN
BAIL YOU OUT. >> AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT
ALONG WHO CAN BAIL YOU OUT. >> AND YOU'RE
TELLING ME THAT YOU CAN CONTROL THESE CHILDREN
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOU CAN
CONTROL THESE CHILDREN BETTER THAN I CAN?
YOU CAN CONTROL THESE CHILDREN BETTER
THAN I CAN? >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M
BETTER THAN I CAN? >> THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING.
AND I'M WILLING TO PUT MY MUCH
SAYING. AND I'M WILLING TO PUT MY
MUCH NEEDED RETIREMENT MONEY ON
AND I'M WILLING TO PUT MY MUCH NEEDED
RETIREMENT MONEY ON THE LINE FOR THIS.
NEEDED RETIREMENT MONEY ON THE
LINE FOR THIS. >> WHY, DAD, I DON'T FEEL...
THE LINE FOR THIS. >> WHY, DAD, I DON'T
FEEL... I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT BETTING.
WHY, DAD, I DON'T FEEL... I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT BETTING. >> WELL, I WILL BET YOU THAT
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT BETTING. >> WELL, I WILL
BET YOU THAT IF YOU WILL LEAVE ME ALONE WITH
WELL, I WILL BET YOU THAT IF YOU WILL LEAVE
ME ALONE WITH THESE CHILDREN FOR 1 MINUTE...
IF YOU WILL LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THESE CHILDREN
FOR 1 MINUTE... 60 SECONDS... THEY'LL BE
THESE CHILDREN FOR 1 MINUTE... 60
SECONDS... THEY'LL BE SITTING HERE AS QUIET
60 SECONDS... THEY'LL BE SITTING
HERE AS QUIET AS LITTLE ANGELS.
SITTING HERE AS QUIET AS LITTLE
ANGELS. >> WELL, LOOK, ANYBODY CAN
AS LITTLE ANGELS. >> WELL, LOOK,
ANYBODY CAN THREATEN CHILDREN.
WELL, LOOK, ANYBODY CAN THREATEN
CHILDREN. >> I'M NOT GONNA THREATEN 'EM!
THREATEN CHILDREN. >> I'M NOT GONNA
THREATEN 'EM! NOW, DO YOU WANT TO MAKE
I'M NOT GONNA THREATEN 'EM! NOW,
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE THE BET OR NOT?
NOW, DO YOU WANT TO MAKE
THE BET OR NOT? TWENTY DOLLARS.
THE BET OR NOT? TWENTY DOLLARS.
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I
TWENTY DOLLARS. >> IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
SINCE I TOOK SOME MONEY FROM YOU... BUT IT
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I TOOK SOME MONEY
FROM YOU... BUT IT CERTAINLY WILL BE MY PLEASURE.
HELLO, EVERYBODY! GRANDDAD
WANTS TO SEE ALL OF YOU!
GRANDDAD WANTS TO SEE ALL OF
YOU! HAVE YOU ALL HAD YOUR COOKIE?
OF YOU! HAVE YOU ALL
HAD YOUR COOKIE? >> YEAH!
HAVE YOU ALL HAD YOUR COOKIE? >>
YEAH! >> ALL RIGHT, NOW GO OUT FOR
YEAH! >> ALL RIGHT, NOW
GO OUT FOR THE BUCKING HORSE!
ALL RIGHT, NOW GO OUT FOR THE
BUCKING HORSE! GRANDDAD WANT TO GIVE HIS
THE BUCKING HORSE! GRANDDAD
WANT TO GIVE HIS BUCKING HORSE!
GRANDDAD WANT TO GIVE HIS
BUCKING HORSE! >> ME FIRST!
BUCKING HORSE! >>
ME FIRST! >> ME FIRST!
ME FIRST! >> ME
FIRST! >> ME FIRST!
BOY, YOU'RE GRANDFATHER
IS IN FOR IT NOW. >> HE'S HERE?
IN FOR IT NOW. >> HE'S
HERE? I'LL GO SAY HI.
HE'S HERE? I'LL GO
SAY HI. >> NO, NO, NO, NO!
I'LL GO SAY HI. >> NO, NO, NO, NO!
HE'S GOT TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH
NO, NO, NO, NO! HE'S GOT TO SPEND SOME
TIME WITH THE CHILDREN, UNLESS YOU WANT TO
HE'S GOT TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH THE CHILDREN,
UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE HIM FOR THE LAST TIME.
THE CHILDREN, UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE HIM
FOR THE LAST TIME. >> WHY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
SEE HIM FOR THE LAST TIME. >> WHY, WHAT'S
GOING ON? >> YOUR GRANDFATHER BET ME $20
WHY, WHAT'S GOING ON? >> YOUR GRANDFATHER
BET ME $20 THAT HE COULD HAVE THE CHILDREN
YOUR GRANDFATHER BET ME $20 THAT HE COULD HAVE
THE CHILDREN COMPLETELY QUIET IN 1 MINUTE.
THAT HE COULD HAVE THE CHILDREN COMPLETELY
QUIET IN 1 MINUTE. >> BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
COMPLETELY QUIET IN 1 MINUTE. >> BUT THAT'S
IMPOSSIBLE. >> YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT,
BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. >> YOU BETTER
BELIEVE IT, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE SUGAR FROM
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, ESPECIALLY WHEN
THE SUGAR FROM THE COOKIES KICKS IN ON 'EM.
ESPECIALLY WHEN THE SUGAR FROM THE COOKIES
KICKS IN ON 'EM. >> DAD, YOU SHOULD HAVE BET HIM
THE COOKIES KICKS IN ON 'EM. >>
DAD, YOU SHOULD HAVE BET HIM $50.
DAD, YOU SHOULD HAVE BET
HIM $50. >> NO, I CAN'T DO THAT.
$50. >> NO, I CAN'T DO
THAT. IT'S MY FATHER, MAN.
NO, I CAN'T DO THAT. IT'S MY FATHER,
MAN. IT'S HARD ENOUGH FOR ME TO TAKE
IT'S MY FATHER, MAN. IT'S HARD
ENOUGH FOR ME TO TAKE $20 FROM HIM.
IT'S HARD ENOUGH FOR ME TO TAKE $20
FROM HIM. >> BUT YOU'RE GONNA DO IT,
$20 FROM HIM. >> BUT YOU'RE
GONNA DO IT, AREN'T YOU?
BUT YOU'RE GONNA DO
IT, AREN'T YOU? >> YEAH.
OKAY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO 'EM? >> NOTHING
SPECIAL. THESE ARE EIGHT LOVELY CHILDREN
NOTHING SPECIAL. THESE ARE EIGHT LOVELY
CHILDREN WHO CAN BE WELL BEHAVED WITH
THESE ARE EIGHT LOVELY CHILDREN WHO CAN BE
WELL BEHAVED WITH THE PROPER SUPERVISION.
WHO CAN BE WELL BEHAVED WITH THE PROPER
SUPERVISION. >> YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ME,
THE PROPER SUPERVISION. >>
YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ME, RIGHT?
YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL
ME, RIGHT? >> NOT A CHANCE.
RIGHT? >> NOT A CHANCE.
COME ON, CHILDREN, EXCUSE ME,
NOT A CHANCE. COME ON, CHILDREN,
EXCUSE ME, I'M GONNA HAVE TO BE GOING NOW.
COME ON, CHILDREN, EXCUSE ME, I'M GONNA HAVE
TO BE GOING NOW. THANKS FOR A LOVELY VISIT.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO BE GOING NOW.
THANKS FOR A LOVELY VISIT. >> HEY, GRANDPA?
THANKS FOR A LOVELY VISIT.
HEY, GRANDPA? >> MM-HMM.
HEY, GRANDPA? >> MM-HMM.
YOU'RE A BIG FOOTBALL FAN,
MM-HMM. >> YOU'RE A
BIG FOOTBALL FAN, RIGHT?
YOU'RE A BIG FOOTBALL FAN,
RIGHT? >> SURE AM, LOVE THE GRIDIRON.
RIGHT? >> SURE AM, LOVE THE GRIDIRON.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO
SURE AM, LOVE THE GRIDIRON. >> HOW WOULD
YOU LIKE TO GO TO MY FOOTBALL TEAM'S BOOSTER
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO MY
FOOTBALL TEAM'S BOOSTER BANQUET?
MY FOOTBALL TEAM'S BOOSTER
BANQUET? >> HOW MUCH ARE THE TICKETS?
BANQUET? >> HOW MUCH ARE THE
TICKETS? >> FIVE DOLLARS A PIECE.
HOW MUCH ARE THE TICKETS? >>
FIVE DOLLARS A PIECE. >> I'LL TAKE EIGHT.
FIVE DOLLARS A PIECE. >> I'LL
TAKE EIGHT. >> THANKS, GRANDDAD.
I'LL TAKE EIGHT. >> THANKS,
GRANDDAD. I FILLED MY QUOTA
THANKS, GRANDDAD. I
FILLED MY QUOTA IN THE HOUSE.
OKAY, THANKS FOR COMING OVER,
DAD. >> OH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU,
DAD. >> OH, IT'S GOOD
TO SEE YOU, SON.
OH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU,
SON. >> HAVE A GOOD TIME.
SON. >> HAVE A
GOOD TIME. BYE-BYE.
HAVE A GOOD
TIME. BYE-BYE. >> BYE.
COME HERE. WHAT DID MY OLD
GRAY-HAIRED GENTLEMAN FRIEND SAY TO YOU?
WHAT DID MY OLD GRAY-HAIRED
GENTLEMAN FRIEND SAY TO YOU? GO SIT DOWN.
GENTLEMAN FRIEND SAY TO YOU?
GO SIT DOWN. RUDY, COME HERE, DEAR.
WHAT DID GRANDDAD SAY TO YOU? >> HE SAID IF
WE WERE QUIET AND SMILED, YOU'LL GIVE US EACH
HE SAID IF WE WERE QUIET AND SMILED, YOU'LL
GIVE US EACH A DOLLAR IN THE MORNING.
[MUSIC]
"THE COSBY SHOW" IS TAPED IN
FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
HEY, YOU KIDS OUT THERE,
THIS SHOW IS ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.
THIS SHOW IS ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.
I GUESS YOU GROWNUPS WILL
I GUESS YOU GROWNUPS WILL
LIKE IT, TOO.
HI, VANESSA. WHERE ARE
YOU GOING? >> OH, NOWHERE.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING? >> OH,
NOWHERE. >> WHY DO YOU HAVE ICE SKATES?
OH, NOWHERE. >> WHY DO YOU HAVE
ICE SKATES? >> OKAY, I'M GOING ICE-SKATING.
WHY DO YOU HAVE ICE SKATES? >>
OKAY, I'M GOING ICE-SKATING. >> CAN I COME?
OKAY, I'M GOING ICE-SKATING. >> CAN
I COME? >> RUDY, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT.
CAN I COME? >> RUDY, YOU WOULDN'T
LIKE IT. THERE'LL BE A LOT OF BIG PEOPLE
RUDY, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT. THERE'LL BE
A LOT OF BIG PEOPLE THERE AND YOU COULD GET
THERE'LL BE A LOT OF BIG PEOPLE THERE
AND YOU COULD GET BUMPED AROUND.
THERE AND YOU COULD GET
BUMPED AROUND. >> I DON'T CARE.
BUMPED AROUND. >> I DON'T
CARE. >> YOU COULD FALL IN
I DON'T CARE. >> YOU COULD
FALL IN THE FREEZING COLD ICE
YOU COULD FALL IN THE FREEZING
COLD ICE AND CATCH PNEUMONIA.
THE FREEZING COLD ICE AND
CATCH PNEUMONIA. >> I DON'T CARE.
AND CATCH PNEUMONIA. >> I DON'T
CARE. >> YOUR ANKLES AREN'T STRONG
I DON'T CARE. >> YOUR ANKLES AREN'T
STRONG ENOUGH, THEY'RE GONNA SWELL UP
YOUR ANKLES AREN'T STRONG ENOUGH, THEY'RE
GONNA SWELL UP AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO WALK
ENOUGH, THEY'RE GONNA SWELL UP AND
YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO WALK FOR A WEEK.
AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO
WALK FOR A WEEK. >> I DON'T CARE.
FOR A WEEK. >> I DON'T CARE. >>
RUDY, EVERYONE THERE IS GOING
I DON'T CARE. >> RUDY, EVERYONE THERE
IS GOING TO BE ELEVEN AND YOU WOULDN'T
RUDY, EVERYONE THERE IS GOING TO BE
ELEVEN AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANY FUN.
TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL TAKE YOU SLEDDING
TOMORROW. >> THANKS, VANESSA.
SLEDDING TOMORROW. >>
THANKS, VANESSA. >> SEE YOU LATER.
THANKS, VANESSA. >>
SEE YOU LATER. >> HEY, RUDY.
SEE YOU LATER. >> HEY,
RUDY. >> THEO, WANT TO PLAY?
HEY, RUDY. >> THEO, WANT TO
PLAY? >> I'M SORRY, I REALLY CAN'T.
THEO, WANT TO PLAY? >> I'M SORRY, I REALLY
CAN'T. I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT
I'M SORRY, I REALLY CAN'T. I HAVE SOMETHING
VERY IMPORTANT TO DISCUSS WITH DAD.
I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO
DISCUSS WITH DAD. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
TO DISCUSS WITH DAD. HAVE
YOU SEEN HIM? >> DAD'S BUSY.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? >>
DAD'S BUSY. >> DOING WHAT?
DAD'S BUSY. >> DOING
WHAT? >> CLEANING THE STOVE.
DOING WHAT? >> CLEANING
THE STOVE. >> DID HE SAY HE'D LIKE
CLEANING THE STOVE. >>
DID HE SAY HE'D LIKE SOME HELP?
DID HE SAY HE'D
LIKE SOME HELP? >> NO.
SOME HELP? >> NO. >> GOOD.
NO. >> GOOD. HEY,
DAD, HOW'S IT GOING?
GOOD. HEY, DAD,
HOW'S IT GOING? >> FINE.
HEY, DAD, HOW'S IT GOING?
FINE. >> ALMOST FINISHED?
FINE. >> ALMOST
FINISHED? >> FINISHED.
ALMOST FINISHED? >>
FINISHED. >> HEY, NEXT TIME ASK ME,
FINISHED. >> HEY, NEXT TIME ASK
ME, I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY TO HELP.
WHAT DO YOU WANT? >> WELL, DAD, YOU
KNOW NEXT SATURDAY IS THE BOOSTER BENEFIT
WELL, DAD, YOU KNOW NEXT SATURDAY IS
THE BOOSTER BENEFIT FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
SATURDAY IS THE BOOSTER BENEFIT FOR THE
FOOTBALL TEAM. >> YEAH, YOUR MOTHER AND I
FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM. >> YEAH, YOUR
MOTHER AND I BOUGHT TWO TICKETS FOR IT.
YEAH, YOUR MOTHER AND I BOUGHT TWO TICKETS
FOR IT. >> WELL, CAN YOU BUY A COUPLE
BOUGHT TWO TICKETS FOR IT. >>
WELL, CAN YOU BUY A COUPLE MORE?
WELL, CAN YOU BUY A COUPLE
MORE? SEE, EVERYBODY ON THE TEAM HAS
MORE? SEE, EVERYBODY ON
THE TEAM HAS TO SELL TEN.
SEE, EVERYBODY ON THE TEAM HAS TO
SELL TEN. >> HOW MANY HAVE YOU SOLD?
TO SELL TEN. >> HOW MANY HAVE
YOU SOLD? >> COUNTING YOU?
HOW MANY HAVE YOU SOLD?
COUNTING YOU? >> UH-HUH.
COUNTING YOU?
UH-HUH. >> TWO.
UH-HUH. >> TWO. >> WELL,
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE
TWO. >> WELL, HOW MANY
PEOPLE HAVE YOU ASKED?
WELL, HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE
YOU ASKED? >> COUNTING YOU?
YOU ASKED? >>
COUNTING YOU? >> YEAH!
COUNTING YOU?
YEAH! >> TWO.
YEAH! >> TWO. >> TWO?
TWO. >> TWO? SON,
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO
TWO? SON, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO GO OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE.
SON, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO OUTSIDE OF
THE HOUSE. >> BUT I FIGURED YOU COULD ASK
OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE. >> BUT I FIGURED
YOU COULD ASK SOME OF THE DOCTORS OVER
BUT I FIGURED YOU COULD ASK SOME
OF THE DOCTORS OVER AT THE HOSPITAL.
SOME OF THE DOCTORS OVER AT THE
HOSPITAL. >> ASK SOME OF THE DOCTORS
AT THE HOSPITAL. >> ASK SOME OF
THE DOCTORS OVER AT THE HOSPITAL?
ASK SOME OF THE DOCTORS OVER AT THE
HOSPITAL? ASK SOME OF THE DOCTORS OVER
OVER AT THE HOSPITAL? ASK SOME OF THE DOCTORS
OVER THE... THAT'S ALL YOU PEOPLE EVER
ASK SOME OF THE DOCTORS OVER THE... THAT'S ALL
YOU PEOPLE EVER THINK ABOUT IN THIS HOUSE EVERY
THE... THAT'S ALL YOU PEOPLE EVER THINK ABOUT IN
THIS HOUSE EVERY TIME YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SELL.
THINK ABOUT IN THIS HOUSE EVERY TIME YOU HAVE
SOMETHING TO SELL. IT'S GETTING SO I WALK IN
TIME YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SELL. IT'S GETTING
SO I WALK IN THE DOCTOR'S LOUNGE, THEY SAY,
IT'S GETTING SO I WALK IN THE DOCTOR'S LOUNGE,
THEY SAY, "UH-OH, HERE'S HUXTER HUXTABLE!"
THE DOCTOR'S LOUNGE, THEY SAY, "UH-OH, HERE'S
HUXTER HUXTABLE!" AND THEY DIVE UNDER THE SOFA.
"UH-OH, HERE'S HUXTER HUXTABLE!" AND THEY
DIVE UNDER THE SOFA. >> DAD, I'M TELLING YOU,
AND THEY DIVE UNDER THE SOFA. >> DAD, I'M
TELLING YOU, IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT BANQUET.
DAD, I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT
BANQUET. AFTER DINNER THEY'RE GONNA SHOW
IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT BANQUET. AFTER DINNER
THEY'RE GONNA SHOW A FILM ON THE SEASON'S
AFTER DINNER THEY'RE GONNA SHOW
A FILM ON THE SEASON'S HIGHLIGHTS.
A FILM ON THE SEASON'S
HIGHLIGHTS. >> SEE, THAT'S GONNA BE
HIGHLIGHTS. >> SEE, THAT'S
GONNA BE A SHORT FILM.
SEE, THAT'S GONNA BE A SHORT
FILM. AS A MATTER OF FACT, THERE'S NO
A SHORT FILM. AS A MATTER OF FACT,
THERE'S NO SENSE IN EVEN TURNING
AS A MATTER OF FACT, THERE'S NO
SENSE IN EVEN TURNING THE LIGHTS OFF.
SENSE IN EVEN TURNING THE LIGHTS
OFF. NOW, LOOK, DO ME A FAVOR,
THE LIGHTS OFF. NOW, LOOK, DO ME A
FAVOR, I FORGOT TO... I PUT THE THING IN
NOW, LOOK, DO ME A FAVOR, I FORGOT TO... I
PUT THE THING IN BACKWARDS, SO JUST PUT THOSE
I FORGOT TO... I PUT THE THING IN BACKWARDS,
SO JUST PUT THOSE THINGS IN FOR ME.
BACKWARDS, SO JUST PUT THOSE
THINGS IN FOR ME. THANK YOU.
THINGS IN FOR ME.
THANK YOU. >> HELLO?
THANK YOU. >> HELLO? THIS
IS RUDY, RUDY HUXTABLE;
HELLO? THIS IS RUDY, RUDY
HUXTABLE; I LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY.
THIS IS RUDY, RUDY HUXTABLE; I LIVE IN
NEW YORK CITY. >> YES, PARDON ME, PLEASE.
I LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY. >>
YES, PARDON ME, PLEASE. HELLO?
YES, PARDON ME, PLEASE.
HELLO? HI, THIS IS RUDY'S FATHER.
HELLO? HI, THIS IS RUDY'S
FATHER. WELL, HOW IS THE WEATHER
HI, THIS IS RUDY'S FATHER. WELL,
HOW IS THE WEATHER IN IRELAND?
SHE'S FIVE. OH, YOU DO? NO,
NO THANK YOU, I DON'T WANT
OH, YOU DO? NO, NO THANK YOU,
I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO SHAWN.
NO, NO THANK YOU, I DON'T WANT TO TALK
TO SHAWN. YEAH, OKAY, GOOD, THANK YOU.
TO TALK TO SHAWN. YEAH, OKAY, GOOD,
THANK YOU. AND TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU,
YEAH, OKAY, GOOD, THANK YOU. AND
TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU, TOO.
AND TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU,
TOO. HONEY, I THOUGHT I SAID TO YOU
TOO. HONEY, I THOUGHT I SAID TO
YOU THAT THE RULES OF THE HOUSE
HONEY, I THOUGHT I SAID TO YOU THAT THE RULES
OF THE HOUSE STATE THAT YOU DO NOT PICK UP
THAT THE RULES OF THE HOUSE STATE THAT YOU
DO NOT PICK UP THAT PHONE AND DIAL UNLESS
STATE THAT YOU DO NOT PICK UP THAT
PHONE AND DIAL UNLESS SOMEONE HELPS YOU.
THAT PHONE AND DIAL UNLESS
SOMEONE HELPS YOU. >> HELPS YOU.
SOMEONE HELPS YOU. >>
HELPS YOU. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
HELPS YOU. >> THAT'S
RIGHT. WHAT'S THE MATTER?
THAT'S RIGHT. WHAT'S
THE MATTER? COME ON.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
COME ON. >> I'M BORED.
COME ON. >> I'M
BORED. >> REALLY?
I'M BORED. >> REALLY? I'VE
GOT OVER $3 MILLION WORTH
REALLY? I'VE GOT OVER $3 MILLION
WORTH OF BOOKS I'VE BOUGHT IN
I'VE GOT OVER $3 MILLION WORTH
OF BOOKS I'VE BOUGHT IN YOUR ROOM.
OF BOOKS I'VE BOUGHT IN YOUR
ROOM. >> WELL, I'M NOT INTO READING
YOUR ROOM. >> WELL, I'M
NOT INTO READING TODAY.
WELL, I'M NOT INTO READING
TODAY. >> YOU'RE NOT INTO READING
TODAY. >> YOU'RE NOT
INTO READING TODAY?
WELL, WHAT ABOUT DRAWING
SOME LETTERS? SOME As, SOME Bs?
SOME LETTERS? SOME As,
SOME Bs? >> I DID THAT ALREADY.
SOME As, SOME Bs? >> I DID THAT
ALREADY. >> WHAT ABOUT PLAYING WITH DAD?
I DID THAT ALREADY. >> WHAT ABOUT
PLAYING WITH DAD? I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND.
WHAT ABOUT PLAYING WITH DAD? I'LL
BE YOUR FRIEND. >> CAN MY FRIEND MARIA
I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND. >> CAN
MY FRIEND MARIA COME OVER?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR
FRIEND MARIA? I'M YOUR FRIEND.
YOUR FRIEND MARIA? I'M YOUR
FRIEND. >> NO, YOU'RE MY DADDY.
I'M YOUR FRIEND. >> NO, YOU'RE
MY DADDY. >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
NO, YOU'RE MY DADDY. >> ARE YOU
KIDDING ME? DADDY'S MAKE THE BEST FRIENDS.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? DADDY'S MAKE THE
BEST FRIENDS. WHY DO YOU THINK DOGS ALWAYS
DADDY'S MAKE THE BEST FRIENDS. WHY DO
YOU THINK DOGS ALWAYS HANG OUT WITH THEM?
WHY DO YOU THINK DOGS ALWAYS HANG
OUT WITH THEM? >> CAN MARIA SLEEP OVER?
HANG OUT WITH THEM? >> CAN MARIA SLEEP
OVER? >> WELL, I'LL ASK MARIA'S MOTHER
CAN MARIA SLEEP OVER? >> WELL,
I'LL ASK MARIA'S MOTHER AND FATHER.
WELL, I'LL ASK MARIA'S MOTHER AND
FATHER. >> CAN A FEW OTHER FRIENDS
AND FATHER. >> CAN A FEW
OTHER FRIENDS SLEEP OVER?
CAN A FEW OTHER
FRIENDS SLEEP OVER? >> SURE.
SLEEP OVER? >> SURE.
YOU WANT TO FLY IN SHAWN
SURE. YOU WANT TO FLY
IN SHAWN FROM IRELAND?
ALL RIGHT GUYS, GET READY TO
GO. >> DAD SAID I CAN HAVE A FEW
GET READY TO GO. >> DAD SAID I
CAN HAVE A FEW FRIENDS SLEEP OVER.
DAD SAID I CAN HAVE A FEW FRIENDS SLEEP
OVER. >> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SOME OF HER
FRIENDS SLEEP OVER. >> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
SOME OF HER FRIENDS SLEEP OVER TONIGHT?
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SOME OF HER FRIENDS SLEEP
OVER TONIGHT? >> BUT DEAR, DIDN'T YOU ALWAYS
FRIENDS SLEEP OVER TONIGHT? >> BUT DEAR,
DIDN'T YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT WE SHOULD ENTERTAIN
BUT DEAR, DIDN'T YOU ALWAYS
SAY THAT WE SHOULD ENTERTAIN MORE?
SAY THAT WE SHOULD
ENTERTAIN MORE? >> BUT TONIGHT?
MORE? >> BUT TONIGHT?
CLIFF, YOU KNOW I'M NOT COMING
BUT TONIGHT? CLIFF, YOU KNOW
I'M NOT COMING HOME UNTIL LATE.
CLIFF, YOU KNOW I'M NOT COMING HOME
UNTIL LATE. >> LISTEN, I CAN HANDLE IT
HOME UNTIL LATE. >> LISTEN,
I CAN HANDLE IT BY MYSELF.
LISTEN, I CAN HANDLE IT BY
MYSELF. >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET RUDY'S
BY MYSELF. >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET
RUDY'S CLASS LIST, IT HAS THE PARENTS'
ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET RUDY'S CLASS LIST, IT
HAS THE PARENTS' NAMES AND NUMBERS ON IT.
CLASS LIST, IT HAS THE PARENTS'
NAMES AND NUMBERS ON IT. >> HI.
NAMES AND NUMBERS ON IT. >>
HI. >> MY FAVORITE DAUGHTER!
HI. >> MY FAVORITE
DAUGHTER! >> WHAT'S UP?
MY FAVORITE DAUGHTER! >> WHAT'S
UP? >> WE'RE HAVING SOME FRIENDS
WHAT'S UP? >> WE'RE HAVING SOME
FRIENDS OVER FOR DINNER, LIKE YOU
WE'RE HAVING SOME FRIENDS
OVER FOR DINNER, LIKE YOU TO PITCH IN.
OVER FOR DINNER, LIKE YOU TO
PITCH IN. >> GREAT, WHO'S COMING?
TO PITCH IN. >> GREAT, WHO'S
COMING? >> OH, SOME LIVELY GUESTS.
GREAT, WHO'S COMING? >> OH, SOME
LIVELY GUESTS. >> OKAY, WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?
OH, SOME LIVELY GUESTS. >> OKAY,
WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? >> OLD CLOTHES.
OKAY, WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? >> OLD
CLOTHES. >> RUDY'S HAVING A SLEEPOVER.
OLD CLOTHES. >> RUDY'S
HAVING A SLEEPOVER. >> AH.
RUDY'S HAVING A SLEEPOVER.
AH. DAD, I JUST REMEMBERED,
AH. DAD, I JUST REMEMBERED,
I HAVE PLANS TONIGHT.
DAD, I JUST REMEMBERED, I HAVE
PLANS TONIGHT. >> OKAY, GO AHEAD.
I HAVE PLANS TONIGHT. >> OKAY, GO
AHEAD. WE'LL JUST USE YOUR ROOM
OKAY, GO AHEAD. WE'LL JUST
USE YOUR ROOM WHILE YOU'RE GONE.
TIPTOE, HALT, TIP, HALT.
TIPTOE HALT. TIPTOE HALT.
COMPANY HALT! MY COMPANY CLOSE
IN THE RANKS! NO, NO, NO, DON'T KNOCK
MY COMPANY CLOSE IN THE RANKS! NO,
NO, NO, DON'T KNOCK EACH OTHER DOWN.
NO, NO, NO, DON'T KNOCK
EACH OTHER DOWN. ABOUT FACE!
EACH OTHER DOWN. ABOUT FACE!
ALL RIGHT, AS FAST AS YOU CAN,
ABOUT FACE! ALL RIGHT, AS FAST AS
YOU CAN, TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!
ALL RIGHT, AS FAST AS YOU CAN, TAKE OFF
YOUR CLOTHES! AND AFTER YOU TAKE OFF
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES! AND AFTER
YOU TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES, GO TO BED!
AND AFTER YOU TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES,
GO TO BED! >> BUT WE JUST GOT HERE!
YOUR CLOTHES, GO TO BED! >>
BUT WE JUST GOT HERE! >> WHAT?
BUT WE JUST GOT HERE! >>
WHAT? >> BUT WE JUST GOT HERE!
WHAT? >> BUT WE JUST GOT
HERE! >> THAT'S RIGHT, SO GO TO SLEEP,
BUT WE JUST GOT HERE! >> THAT'S RIGHT,
SO GO TO SLEEP, THEN YOU'LL GET UP IN
THAT'S RIGHT, SO GO TO SLEEP, THEN YOU'LL
GET UP IN THE MORNING AND I'LL TAKE YOU
THEN YOU'LL GET UP IN THE
MORNING AND I'LL TAKE YOU ALL HOME.
THE MORNING AND I'LL TAKE YOU
ALL HOME. NOW, I WANT YOU ALL TO
ALL HOME. NOW, I WANT YOU ALL
TO REPEAT AFTER ME: I PROMISE.
NOW, I WANT YOU ALL TO REPEAT
AFTER ME: I PROMISE. >> I PROMISE!
REPEAT AFTER ME: I PROMISE. >> I
PROMISE! >> NOT TO RUN OUTSIDE OF
I PROMISE! >> NOT TO
RUN OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE.
NOT TO RUN OUTSIDE OF THE
HOUSE. >> NOT TO RUN OUTSIDE OF
THE HOUSE. >> NOT TO
RUN OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE!
NOT TO RUN OUTSIDE
OF THE HOUSE! >> I PROMISE.
THE HOUSE! >> I
PROMISE. >> I PROMISE!
I PROMISE. >> I PROMISE!
NOT TO RUN INSIDE OF
I PROMISE! >> NOT TO
RUN INSIDE OF THE HOUSE.
NOT TO RUN INSIDE OF THE
HOUSE. >> NOT TO RUN INSIDE OF
THE HOUSE. >> NOT TO
RUN INSIDE OF THE HOUSE!
NOT TO RUN INSIDE OF
THE HOUSE! >> I PROMISE.
THE HOUSE! >> I
PROMISE. >> I PROMISE!
I PROMISE. >> I
PROMISE! >> NOT TO TOUCH.
I PROMISE! >> NOT TO
TOUCH. >> NOT TO TOUCH!
NOT TO TOUCH. >>
NOT TO TOUCH! >> PICK UP.
NOT TO TOUCH!
PICK UP. >> PICK UP!
PICK UP. >>
PICK UP! >> STEP ON.
PICK UP! >> STEP
ON. >> STEP ON!
STEP ON. >> STEP ON!
ANYTHING THAT LOOKS
STEP ON! >> ANYTHING
THAT LOOKS INTERESTING.
ANYTHING THAT LOOKS
INTERESTING. >> ANYTHING THAT LOOKS
INTERESTING. >> ANYTHING
THAT LOOKS INTERESTING.
ANYTHING THAT LOOKS
INTERESTING. >> YOU ALL ARE STARTING TO
INTERESTING. >> YOU ALL ARE
STARTING TO GET A LITTLE WEAK NOW.
YOU ALL ARE STARTING TO GET A
LITTLE WEAK NOW. ALL RIGHT, DOES ANYBODY
GET A LITTLE WEAK NOW. ALL RIGHT,
DOES ANYBODY HERE HAVE ANY NOTES?
ALL RIGHT, DOES ANYBODY
HERE HAVE ANY NOTES? >> WHAT?
HERE HAVE ANY NOTES? >> WHAT?
NOTES FROM YOUR PARENTS,
WHAT? >> NOTES FROM
YOUR PARENTS, ANY NOTES?
NOTES FROM YOUR PARENTS, ANY
NOTES? ALL RIGHT, WOULD YOU BRING IT
ANY NOTES? ALL RIGHT, WOULD
YOU BRING IT OVER, PLEASE?
ALL RIGHT, WOULD YOU BRING IT
OVER, PLEASE? AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
OVER, PLEASE? AND WHAT
IS YOUR NAME? >> DESIREE.
AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
DESIREE. >> DESIREE?
DESIREE. >> DESIREE?
ARE THESE DIMPLES HERE?
DESIREE? ARE THESE DIMPLES
HERE? >> YES, THESE ARE MY DIMPLES,
ARE THESE DIMPLES HERE? >> YES,
THESE ARE MY DIMPLES, MR. HUXTABLE.
YES, THESE ARE MY DIMPLES,
MR. HUXTABLE. >> YEAH, I BETTER TAKE THESE
MR. HUXTABLE. >> YEAH, I BETTER TAKE
THESE THINGS AND PUT 'EM IN MY POCKET,
YEAH, I BETTER TAKE THESE THINGS AND PUT 'EM
IN MY POCKET, BECAUSE DIMPLES, PEOPLE STEAL
THINGS AND PUT 'EM IN MY POCKET,
BECAUSE DIMPLES, PEOPLE STEAL 'EM.
BECAUSE DIMPLES, PEOPLE
STEAL 'EM. YOU GO SIT DOWN.
'EM. YOU GO SIT DOWN.
WHO ELSE HAS A NOTE?
YOU GO SIT DOWN. WHO ELSE HAS
A NOTE? NOW, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
WHO ELSE HAS A NOTE? NOW,
WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> NALKA.
NOW, WHAT IS YOUR
NAME? >> NALKA. >> NALKA?
NALKA. >> NALKA? ALL
RIGHT, IT SAYS HERE THAT
NALKA? ALL RIGHT, IT SAYS HERE
THAT YOU ARE A COMPULSIVE GAMBLER,
ALL RIGHT, IT SAYS HERE THAT YOU ARE A
COMPULSIVE GAMBLER, AND THAT YOU'RE WANTED BY
YOU ARE A COMPULSIVE GAMBLER,
AND THAT YOU'RE WANTED BY THE POLICE.
AND THAT YOU'RE WANTED BY
THE POLICE. IS THIS CORRECT?
THE POLICE. IS THIS CORRECT?
ALL RIGHT, BUT IT DOES SAY
IS THIS CORRECT? ALL RIGHT, BUT IT
DOES SAY THAT YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO MILK...
ALL RIGHT, BUT IT DOES SAY THAT YOU'RE
ALLERGIC TO MILK... IS THAT CORRECT?
THAT YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO MILK... IS THAT
CORRECT? I MEAN CAN YOU EAT A COOKIE
IS THAT CORRECT? I MEAN CAN
YOU EAT A COOKIE WITH MILK IN IT?
I MEAN CAN YOU EAT A COOKIE WITH
MILK IN IT? HAVE YOU EVER HAD A COOKIE?
WITH MILK IN IT? HAVE YOU EVER HAD A
COOKIE? THEN YOU WON'T GET ANY HERE
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A COOKIE?
THEN YOU WON'T GET ANY HERE EITHER.
THEN YOU WON'T GET ANY
HERE EITHER. GO SIT DOWN.
EITHER. GO SIT DOWN. ALL RIGHT.
MAY I SEE YOU FOR A MINUTE,
PLEASE?
I DON'T REMEMBER PICKING YOU UP. WERE YOU IN
THE CAR WHEN I DROVE UP TO THE HOUSE HERE?
WERE YOU IN THE CAR WHEN I DROVE UP TO THE
HOUSE HERE? NOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU
UP TO THE HOUSE HERE? NOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW YOU GOT IN THE HOUSE WITH US IF
NOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU GOT IN THE
HOUSE WITH US IF HE WASN'T IN THE CAR WITH US.
GOT IN THE HOUSE WITH US IF HE WASN'T IN
THE CAR WITH US. >> YOU KNOW PETER, DADDY,
HE WASN'T IN THE CAR WITH US. >> YOU KNOW
PETER, DADDY, HE LIVES ACROSS THE STREET.
YOU KNOW PETER, DADDY, HE LIVES ACROSS
THE STREET. >> YOU'RE PETER FROM ACROSS
HE LIVES ACROSS THE STREET. >>
YOU'RE PETER FROM ACROSS THE STREET?
YOU'RE PETER FROM ACROSS
THE STREET? WELL, HOW DID HE GET IN
THE STREET? WELL, HOW
DID HE GET IN THE HOUSE?
WELL, HOW DID HE GET IN THE
HOUSE? >> HE WAS PLAYING OUTSIDE
THE HOUSE? >> HE WAS
PLAYING OUTSIDE WHEN YOU SAID,
HE WAS PLAYING OUTSIDE WHEN
YOU SAID, "EVERYBODY GET IN LINE."
CAN HE STAY, DADDY? >>
DO YOU WANT TO STAY? OKAY.
DO YOU WANT TO STAY?
OKAY. SON, GO ACROSS THE STREET
OKAY. SON, GO ACROSS THE
STREET AND ASK MRS. CHIARA IF IT'S
SON, GO ACROSS THE STREET AND ASK MRS.
CHIARA IF IT'S ALL RIGHT IF PETER CAN STAY.
AND ASK MRS. CHIARA IF IT'S ALL
RIGHT IF PETER CAN STAY. >> OKAY, DAD.
ALL RIGHT IF PETER CAN STAY. >>
OKAY, DAD. >> ALL RIGHT, WILL YOU GO
OKAY, DAD. >> ALL RIGHT,
WILL YOU GO SIT DOWN?
COME HERE, PLEASE. YES,
PLEASE. NOW, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
YES, PLEASE. NOW, WHAT
IS YOUR NAME? >> SING!
NOW, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
SING! >> WELL, GO AHEAD.
SING! >> WELL,
GO AHEAD. [GIGGLING]
WELL, GO AHEAD. [GIGGLING]
WELL, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
[GIGGLING] >> WELL, WHAT
IS YOUR NAME? >> SING!
WELL, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
SING! [SINGING] I WANT TO...
SING! [SINGING] I WANT TO...
OKAY, NOW, THAT'S ENOUGH OF
[SINGING] I WANT TO... >> OKAY, NOW,
THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT, YOU CAN SIT DOWN.
OKAY, NOW, THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT,
YOU CAN SIT DOWN. MAY I SEE YOU, PLEASE?
THAT, YOU CAN SIT DOWN. MAY I SEE YOU,
PLEASE? YES, COME HERE, DOUBLE VISION.
MAY I SEE YOU, PLEASE? YES, COME
HERE, DOUBLE VISION. AND YOUR NAME IS?
YES, COME HERE, DOUBLE
VISION. AND YOUR NAME IS? >> KYLE.
AND YOUR NAME
IS? >> KYLE. >> DANA.
KYLE. >> DANA. >>
DO YOU SING OR DANCE?
DANA. >> DO YOU SING OR
DANCE? >> WE DON'T DANCE.
DO YOU SING OR DANCE? >> WE
DON'T DANCE. >> WHEN YOU'RE IN SCHOOL?
WE DON'T DANCE. >> WHEN
YOU'RE IN SCHOOL? >> NO.
WHEN YOU'RE IN SCHOOL?
NO. >> DO YOU KNOW SOME
NO. >> DO YOU KNOW
SOME LITTLE SONGS?
DO YOU KNOW SOME
LITTLE SONGS? >> YEAH.
LITTLE SONGS? >> YEAH. >> WHAT?
YEAH. >> WHAT? >>
YOU WANNA DO THE SONG?
WHAT? >> YOU WANNA
DO THE SONG? [MUMBLING]
YOU WANNA DO THE SONG?
[MUMBLING] >> WOULD YOU DO IT FOR ME?
[MUMBLING] >> WOULD
YOU DO IT FOR ME? >> YEAH.
WOULD YOU DO IT FOR ME? >>
YEAH. >> I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT.
YEAH. >> I WOULD
LOVE TO SEE IT. [SINGING]
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT.
[SINGING] UNO, DOS, SIESTA,
[SINGING] UNO, DOS,
SIESTA, I SAID A-EAST, A-WEST,
UNO, DOS, SIESTA, I SAID A-EAST,
A-WEST, I MET MY BOYFRIEND
I SAID A-EAST, A-WEST, I MET MY
BOYFRIEND AT THE CANDY STORE.
I MET MY BOYFRIEND AT THE CANDY
STORE. HE BOUGHT ME ICE CREAM...
AT THE CANDY STORE. HE BOUGHT ME
ICE CREAM... >> NOW, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
HE BOUGHT ME ICE CREAM... >>
NOW, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT BOYFRIEND? HUH?
DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
HUH? >> DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. >>
YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND? >> NO.
YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
NO. >> BUT YOU SEE, YOU JUST SAID
NO. >> BUT YOU SEE, YOU JUST
SAID YOU MET HIM AT THE CANDY STORE.
BUT YOU SEE, YOU JUST SAID YOU MET
HIM AT THE CANDY STORE. >> IT'S A GAME.
YOU MET HIM AT THE CANDY STORE.
IT'S A GAME. >> IT'S JUST A GAME?
IT'S A GAME. >> IT'S
JUST A GAME? >> YEAH.
IT'S JUST A GAME?
YEAH. >> HONEST?
YEAH. >> HONEST? >> YES.
HONEST? >> YES.
OKAY, GO AHEAD.
YES. >> OKAY,
GO AHEAD. [SINGING]
OKAY, GO AHEAD.
[SINGING] UNO, DOS, SIESTA,
[SINGING] UNO, DOS,
SIESTA, I SAID A-EAST, A-WEST,
UNO, DOS, SIESTA, I SAID A-EAST,
A-WEST, I MET MY BOYFRIEND
I SAID A-EAST, A-WEST, I MET MY
BOYFRIEND AT THE CANDY STORE.
I MET MY BOYFRIEND AT THE CANDY
STORE. HE BOUGHT ME ICE CREAM,
AT THE CANDY STORE. HE BOUGHT
ME ICE CREAM, HE BOUGHT ME CAKE.
HE BOUGHT ME ICE CREAM, HE BOUGHT
ME CAKE. HE BROUGHT ME HOME...
HE BOUGHT ME CAKE. HE BROUGHT
ME HOME... >> WAIT A MINUTE,
HE BROUGHT ME HOME... >>
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A
MINUTE. HOLD OLD IS THIS BOY?
WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD
OLD IS THIS BOY? >> TWO.
HOLD OLD IS THIS
BOY? >> TWO. >> TWO?
TWO. >> TWO? HE'S
2 YEARS OLD AND HE'S
TWO? HE'S 2 YEARS OLD AND
HE'S GOT MONEY FOR ICE CREAM?
HE'S 2 YEARS OLD AND HE'S GOT MONEY
FOR ICE CREAM? >> IT'S JUST A GAME.
GOT MONEY FOR ICE CREAM? >> IT'S
JUST A GAME. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S
IT'S JUST A GAME. >> WHAT
DO YOU MEAN IT'S JUST A GAME?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S
JUST A GAME? I KNOW, I KNOW.
JUST A GAME? I KNOW, I KNOW.
OKAY, GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD.
I KNOW, I KNOW. OKAY, GO
AHEAD, GO AHEAD. [SINGING]
OKAY, GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD.
[SINGING] UNO, DOS, SIESTA,
[SINGING] UNO, DOS,
SIESTA, I SAID A-EAST, A-WEST,
UNO, DOS, SIESTA, I SAID A-EAST,
A-WEST, I MET MY BOYFRIEND
I SAID A-EAST, A-WEST, I MET MY
BOYFRIEND AT THE CANDY STORE.
I MET MY BOYFRIEND AT THE CANDY
STORE. HE BOUGHT ME ICE CREAM,
AT THE CANDY STORE. HE BOUGHT
ME ICE CREAM, HE BOUGHT ME CAKE.
HE BOUGHT ME ICE CREAM, HE
BOUGHT ME CAKE. HE BROUGHT ME HOME
HE BOUGHT ME CAKE. HE BROUGHT
ME HOME WITH A BELLYACHE.
HE BROUGHT ME HOME WITH A
BELLYACHE. >> WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT, WAIT.
ONLY A GAME! >> STOP STOPPING
US AND LET US PLAY THE GAME.
STOP STOPPING US AND LET
US PLAY THE GAME. >> GO AHEAD.
PLAY THE GAME. >>
GO AHEAD. [SINGING]
GO AHEAD. [SINGING]
UNO, DOS, SIESTA,
[SINGING] UNO, DOS,
SIESTA, I SAID A-EAST, A-WEST,
UNO, DOS, SIESTA, I SAID A-EAST,
A-WEST, I MET MY BOYFRIEND
I SAID A-EAST, A-WEST, I MET MY
BOYFRIEND AT THE CANDY STORE.
I MET MY BOYFRIEND AT THE CANDY
STORE. HE BOUGHT ME ICE CREAM,
AT THE CANDY STORE. HE BOUGHT
ME ICE CREAM, HE BOUGHT ME CAKE.
HE BOUGHT ME ICE CREAM, HE
BOUGHT ME CAKE. HE BROUGHT ME HOME
HE BOUGHT ME CAKE. HE BROUGHT
ME HOME WITH A BELLYACHE.
HE BROUGHT ME HOME WITH A
BELLYACHE. MAMA, MAMA, I'M SO SICK,
WITH A BELLYACHE. MAMA, MAMA,
I'M SO SICK, CALL THE DOCTOR,
MAMA, MAMA, I'M SO SICK, CALL
THE DOCTOR, QUICK, QUICK, QUICK.
CALL THE DOCTOR, QUICK, QUICK,
QUICK. DOCTOR, DOCTOR, WILL I DIE?
QUICK, QUICK, QUICK. DOCTOR,
DOCTOR, WILL I DIE? COUNT TO FIVE
DOCTOR, DOCTOR, WILL I DIE?
COUNT TO FIVE AND YOU'LL BE ALIVE.
COUNT TO FIVE AND YOU'LL BE
ALIVE. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
AND YOU'LL BE ALIVE. ONE,
TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, I'M ALIVE!
I THINK YOU ALL BETTER SIT
DOWN. >> DAD, MRS. CHIARA SAID
SIT DOWN. >> DAD, MRS.
CHIARA SAID PETER CAN STAY.
DAD, MRS. CHIARA SAID PETER CAN
STAY. SHE SAID WE CAN KEEP HIM AS LONG
PETER CAN STAY. SHE SAID WE
CAN KEEP HIM AS LONG AS WE WANT.
PETER?
YOUR MOTHER SAYS YOU CAN STAY. WOULD
YOU LIKE THAT? WELL, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE
WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? WELL, HOW DOES IT
FEEL TO BE THE ONLY MAN WITH SEVEN WOMEN?
YOU SLEEP WITH ME TONIGHT.
♪ GOT ME ROCKIN' AND REELING ♪
♪ DANCING, ♪ ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT ♪
♪ DANCING, ♪ ♪ DON'T
KNOW WHAT ♪ ♪ THE DEAL IS ♪
♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT ♪ ♪ THE
DEAL IS ♪ ♪ SOMETHING SPECIAL ♪
♪ THE DEAL IS ♪ ♪ SOMETHING
SPECIAL ♪ ♪ IN THE AIR TONIGHT. ♪
♪ SOMETHING SPECIAL ♪ ♪ IN THE
AIR TONIGHT. ♪ ♪ A PERFECT NIGHT... ♪
WHY DON'T YOU GO IN AND CHECK
WITH THEO ON HOW DINNER IS COMING?
WITH THEO ON HOW
DINNER IS COMING? >> OKAY.
COMING? >> OKAY. >>
OKAY, YOU CAN STOP HAVING
OKAY. >> OKAY, YOU
CAN STOP HAVING A FIT NOW.
OKAY, YOU CAN STOP HAVING
A FIT NOW. >> COME AND GET IT!
A FIT NOW. >> COME
AND GET IT! [SCREAMING]
ME! >> ME! >> ME!
ME! >> ME! >> HEY!
ME! >> HEY! HOLD IT DOWN!
HEY! HOLD IT
DOWN! HOLD IT DOWN.
HOLD IT DOWN! HOLD IT DOWN.
THAT IS NOT THE CIVILIZED WAY
HOLD IT DOWN. THAT IS NOT
THE CIVILIZED WAY TO ACT.
THAT IS NOT THE CIVILIZED WAY TO
ACT. NOW, EVERYBODY GO OVER TO
TO ACT. NOW, EVERYBODY
GO OVER TO THE TABLE.
NOW, EVERYBODY GO OVER
TO THE TABLE. THAT'S IT, QUIET.
THE TABLE. THAT'S IT, QUIET.
AND WE ARE CIVILIZED PEOPLE.
THAT'S IT, QUIET. AND WE ARE
CIVILIZED PEOPLE. WE SIT DOWN.
AND WE ARE CIVILIZED PEOPLE. WE SIT
DOWN. NOW, THE CIVILIZED WAY TO ACT
WE SIT DOWN. NOW, THE CIVILIZED WAY
TO ACT WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT,
NOW, THE CIVILIZED WAY TO ACT WHEN YOU WANT
SOMETHING TO EAT, IS YOU SIT DOWN LIKE THIS,
WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT,
IS YOU SIT DOWN LIKE THIS, WATCH ME.
IS YOU SIT DOWN LIKE THIS, WATCH
ME. AND IF YOU WANT A HOT DOG,
WATCH ME. AND IF YOU WANT A
HOT DOG, YOU SMILE AND YOU DO
AND IF YOU WANT A HOT DOG,
YOU SMILE AND YOU DO LIKE THIS...
YOU SMILE AND YOU DO LIKE
THIS... HOT DOG, HOT DOG.
LIKE THIS... HOT DOG,
HOT DOG. >> HOT DOG!
HOT DOG, HOT DOG.
HOT DOG! HOT DOG!
HOT DOG! HOT DOG! HOT DOG!
HOT DOG! HOT DOG! HOT DOG!
HOT DOG! HOT DOG! HOT DOG!
HOT DOG! HOT DOG! HOT DOG!
HOT DOG! HOT DOG! >> THANKS.
ALL RIGHT, GOT THE BUCKING
HORSE. NOW, WE HAVE THE CHAMPIONSHIP,
GOT THE BUCKING HORSE. NOW, WE HAVE THE
CHAMPIONSHIP, WE'RE GOING FOR THE LAST TIME
NOW, WE HAVE THE CHAMPIONSHIP,
WE'RE GOING FOR THE LAST TIME AROUND.
WE'RE GOING FOR THE LAST TIME
AROUND. HERE COMES OUR CHALLENGER, AND
AROUND. HERE COMES OUR CHALLENGER,
AND RUDY HUXTABLE DID NOT DO WELL
HERE COMES OUR CHALLENGER, AND RUDY HUXTABLE
DID NOT DO WELL AT ALL THE FIRST TWO TIMES UP,
RUDY HUXTABLE DID NOT DO WELL AT ALL THE
FIRST TWO TIMES UP, BUT I KNOW THIS TIME THAT
AT ALL THE FIRST TWO TIMES UP, BUT I
KNOW THIS TIME THAT SHE'S GOING TO DO WELL.
BUT I KNOW THIS TIME THAT SHE'S
GOING TO DO WELL. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW
SHE'S GOING TO DO WELL. ALL RIGHT,
YOU KNOW THE RULES: ARMS SIDEWAYS.
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW THE RULES:
ARMS SIDEWAYS. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE RIDING.
THE RULES: ARMS SIDEWAYS. ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE RIDING. AND THE HORSE LOOKS LIKE...
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE RIDING. AND THE
HORSE LOOKS LIKE... ARMS TO THE SIDE.
AND THE HORSE LOOKS LIKE... ARMS TO
THE SIDE. NOW, YOU'RE JUST FALLING OFF.
ARMS TO THE SIDE. NOW, YOU'RE
JUST FALLING OFF. AND THERE SHE GOES!
NOW, YOU'RE JUST FALLING OFF.
AND THERE SHE GOES! SHE'S DOING IT!
AND THERE SHE GOES! SHE'S
DOING IT! AND THE HORSE... WHOA!
SHE'S DOING IT! AND THE
HORSE... WHOA! STAY ON!
AND THE HORSE... WHOA! STAY
ON! OH, THAT WAS 12 SECONDS,
STAY ON! OH, THAT WAS 12
SECONDS, WASN'T BAD, WASN'T BAD.
OH, THAT WAS 12 SECONDS, WASN'T BAD,
WASN'T BAD. ALL RIGHT, COME ON OVER.
WASN'T BAD, WASN'T BAD. ALL RIGHT,
COME ON OVER. AND HERE'S SING A SONG.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON OVER. AND
HERE'S SING A SONG. HERE WE GO, NOW.
AND HERE'S SING A SONG. HERE WE
GO, NOW. ARMS OUT TO THE SIDE AND SING
HERE WE GO, NOW. ARMS OUT TO THE SIDE
AND SING IS RIDING, AND THE BUCKING HORSE
ARMS OUT TO THE SIDE AND SING IS RIDING,
AND THE BUCKING HORSE IS GOING ALL AROUND.
IS RIDING, AND THE BUCKING HORSE IS
GOING ALL AROUND. HE'S OFF TO THE SIDE,
IS GOING ALL AROUND. HE'S OFF
TO THE SIDE, AND THERE HE GOES.
HE'S OFF TO THE SIDE, AND
THERE HE GOES. SHE'S RIDING WELL!
AND THERE HE GOES. SHE'S
RIDING WELL! OH, ALMOST!
SHE'S RIDING WELL! OH,
ALMOST! SING DID WELL.
OH, ALMOST! SING DID WELL.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON OVER.
SING DID WELL. ALL RIGHT, COME
ON OVER. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
ALL RIGHT, COME ON OVER. WHAT
IS YOUR NAME AGAIN? >> NALKA.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME AGAIN? >>
NALKA. >> THAT'S RIGHT, I'M SO GLAD
NALKA. >> THAT'S RIGHT, I'M SO
GLAD YOU GOT YOUR NAME RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT, I'M SO GLAD YOU GOT
YOUR NAME RIGHT. ARMS, RAISE YOUR ARMS UP.
YOU GOT YOUR NAME RIGHT. ARMS, RAISE
YOUR ARMS UP. KEEP 'EM OFF TO THE SIDE,
ARMS, RAISE YOUR ARMS UP. KEEP 'EM OFF
TO THE SIDE, AND THE HORSE BROKE OUT OF
KEEP 'EM OFF TO THE SIDE, AND
THE HORSE BROKE OUT OF THE STALL.
AND THE HORSE BROKE
OUT OF THE STALL. >> AH!
THE STALL. >> AH! >> I'M
SORRY YOU DIDN'T DO WELL
AH! >> I'M SORRY YOU
DIDN'T DO WELL AT ALL.
I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T DO WELL
AT ALL. AND I THOUGHT I... DIDN'T I PUT
AT ALL. AND I THOUGHT I... DIDN'T I
PUT THESE THINGS IN MY POCKET?
AND I THOUGHT I... DIDN'T I PUT THESE THINGS
IN MY POCKET? YOU'RE TAKING THOSE DIMPLES OUT.
THESE THINGS IN MY POCKET? YOU'RE TAKING
THOSE DIMPLES OUT. AND HERE WE GO, JUST CLIMB
YOU'RE TAKING THOSE DIMPLES OUT. AND
HERE WE GO, JUST CLIMB RIGHT ON UP HERE.
AND HERE WE GO, JUST CLIMB RIGHT
ON UP HERE. AND PUT YOUR ARMS OUT TO
RIGHT ON UP HERE. AND PUT
YOUR ARMS OUT TO THE SIDE.
AND PUT YOUR ARMS OUT TO THE SIDE.
AND HERE THE HORSE IS COMING OUT
THE SIDE. AND HERE THE HORSE
IS COMING OUT OF THE STALL.
HOW ABOUT THAT. NICE
TRY. HERE WE GO, NEXT?
NICE TRY. HERE WE GO, NEXT?
ALL RIGHT, JUST GET, CLIMB RIGHT
HERE WE GO, NEXT? ALL RIGHT,
JUST GET, CLIMB RIGHT ON UP IN THERE.
ALL RIGHT, JUST GET, CLIMB RIGHT ON UP
IN THERE. SHE'S UP AND HANDS TO THE SIDE.
ON UP IN THERE. SHE'S UP AND HANDS
TO THE SIDE. AND DIDN'T DO GOOD AT ALL,
SHE'S UP AND HANDS TO THE SIDE. AND
DIDN'T DO GOOD AT ALL, JUST COME ON.
AND DIDN'T DO GOOD AT ALL, JUST
COME ON. I'M SURE YOU... YOU RIDE BETTER
JUST COME ON. I'M SURE YOU... YOU RIDE
BETTER THAN YOUR SISTER, DON'T YOU?
I'M SURE YOU... YOU RIDE BETTER
THAN YOUR SISTER, DON'T YOU? HUH?
THAN YOUR SISTER, DON'T YOU?
HUH? ARMS OUT TO THE SIDE,
HUH? ARMS OUT TO THE
SIDE, YOU'RE DOING FINE.
ARMS OUT TO THE SIDE, YOU'RE
DOING FINE. YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING.
ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
HERE COMES MY WIFE.
COME ON. HERE COMES MY
WIFE. SHE'S GONNA RIDE GOOD.
HERE COMES MY WIFE. SHE'S GONNA
RIDE GOOD. AND THE BUCKING... WHOA,
SHE'S GONNA RIDE GOOD. AND THE
BUCKING... WHOA, LOOK AT MARIA GO!
AND THE BUCKING... WHOA, LOOK AT
MARIA GO! SHE GOES AND SHE GOES!
LOOK AT MARIA GO! SHE GOES AND
SHE GOES! AND SHE'S GOING OFF!
SHE GOES AND SHE GOES! AND
SHE'S GOING OFF! SHE'S GOT THE PRIZE,
AND SHE'S GOING OFF! SHE'S GOT
THE PRIZE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
SHE'S GOT THE PRIZE, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN! THERE YOU GO!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THERE
YOU GO! SO FAR SHE'S THE BEST!
THERE YOU GO! SO FAR SHE'S
THE BEST! OKAY, COME ON DOWN.
GONNA FIX THE HORSE UP HERE. YOU JUST
KIND OF EASE INTO HIM. ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.
IT IS NOW MONSTER
TIME. >> AH! >> SIT DOWN.
AH! >> SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.
SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN. IF
THE MONSTER CATCHES YOU,
SIT DOWN. IF THE MONSTER CATCHES
YOU, HE WILL NUB YOU IN THE NECK.
IF THE MONSTER CATCHES YOU, HE WILL
NUB YOU IN THE NECK. NA, NA, NA, NA, NA.
HE WILL NUB YOU IN THE
NECK. NA, NA, NA, NA, NA. >> AH!
NA, NA, NA, NA,
NA. >> AH! >> AH!
AH! >> AH! >> NOW,
SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.
AH! >> NOW, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.
YOU CAN'T MOVE 'TIL THE MONSTER
NOW, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN. YOU
CAN'T MOVE 'TIL THE MONSTER MOVES.
YOU CAN'T MOVE 'TIL THE
MONSTER MOVES. ARR!
MOVES. ARR! ARRR!
ARR! ARRR! ARRRR!
ARRR! ARRRR! ARRRR!
ARRRR! ARRRR! ARRRR!
ARRRR! ARRRR! [SCREAMING]
ARRRR! [SCREAMING]
[DOORBELL RINGING]
HEY. COME ON IN.
I WAS IN THE CITY SO I
COME ON IN. >> I WAS IN THE
CITY SO I JUST THOUGHT I'D STOP IN.
I WAS IN THE CITY SO I JUST
THOUGHT I'D STOP IN. >> GRANDPA!
JUST THOUGHT I'D STOP
IN. >> GRANDPA! >> HI RUDY!
GRANDPA! >> HI RUDY!
HOW'S MY BEST GIRL?
HI RUDY! HOW'S
MY BEST GIRL? HMM?
HOW'S MY BEST GIRL? HMM?
YOU GOT SOME NEW BROTHERS
HMM? YOU GOT SOME NEW
BROTHERS AND SISTERS HERE?
YOU GOT SOME NEW BROTHERS
AND SISTERS HERE? >> YEAH.
AND SISTERS HERE? >> YEAH.
WELL, SOME OF THE PEOPLE, I
YEAH. WELL, SOME OF THE PEOPLE,
I DELIVERED ALL OF THESE CHILDREN
WELL, SOME OF THE PEOPLE, I DELIVERED ALL
OF THESE CHILDREN AND THEY DIDN'T WANT 'EM
DELIVERED ALL OF THESE CHILDREN AND THEY
DIDN'T WANT 'EM ANYMORE, SO THEY BROUGHT 'EM
AND THEY DIDN'T WANT 'EM
ANYMORE, SO THEY BROUGHT 'EM BACK.
ANYMORE, SO THEY BROUGHT 'EM
BACK. EVERYBODY, INTO THE KITCHEN,
BACK. EVERYBODY, INTO THE KITCHEN,
TELL THEO TO GIVE YOU A COOKIE!
EVERYBODY, INTO THE KITCHEN, TELL THEO TO GIVE
YOU A COOKIE! >> SON, IT'S JUST A QUARTER TO
TELL THEO TO GIVE YOU A COOKIE! >> SON, IT'S
JUST A QUARTER TO SIX AND YOU'RE ALREADY PULLING
SON, IT'S JUST A QUARTER TO SIX AND YOU'RE
ALREADY PULLING THE OLD COOKIE TRICK?
SIX AND YOU'RE ALREADY PULLING THE
OLD COOKIE TRICK? IT MEANS ONLY ONE THING,
THE OLD COOKIE TRICK? IT MEANS ONLY
ONE THING, YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF STEAM.
IT MEANS ONLY ONE THING, YOU'RE RUNNING
OUT OF STEAM. >> NO, NO, I GOT EVERYTHING
YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF STEAM. >> NO,
NO, I GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL, DAD.
NO, NO, I GOT EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL, DAD. ALL RIGHT.
UNDER CONTROL, DAD. ALL
RIGHT. >> OH, I SEE YOU'RE LIMPING?
ALL RIGHT. >> OH, I SEE YOU'RE
LIMPING? >> NO, NO, NO, NO, I'M FINE,
OH, I SEE YOU'RE LIMPING?
NO, NO, NO, NO, I'M FINE, FINE.
NO, NO, NO, NO, I'M FINE,
FINE. THIS IS JUST A TRACK INJURY.
FINE. THIS IS JUST A TRACK INJURY.
SON, I KNOW BUCKET HORSE KNEE
THIS IS JUST A TRACK INJURY. >> SON, I
KNOW BUCKET HORSE KNEE WHEN I SEE IT.
SON, I KNOW BUCKET HORSE KNEE
WHEN I SEE IT. >> YOU ARE ENJOYING THIS,
WHEN I SEE IT. >> YOU ARE
ENJOYING THIS, AREN'T YOU?
YOU ARE ENJOYING
THIS, AREN'T YOU? [LAUGHING]
WHERE'S CLAIR? >> CLAIR WENT OUT TO
A SEMINAR, SO I DECIDED I WOULD TAKE CARE
CLAIR WENT OUT TO A SEMINAR, SO I
DECIDED I WOULD TAKE CARE OF THIS MYSELF.
SO I DECIDED I WOULD TAKE CARE OF
THIS MYSELF. >> WELL SON, WHEN I CAME TO
OF THIS MYSELF. >> WELL SON, WHEN I
CAME TO THE DOOR, I MEAN IT WAS CLEAR
WELL SON, WHEN I CAME TO THE DOOR, I
MEAN IT WAS CLEAR TO ME THAT THE TIDE WAS
THE DOOR, I MEAN IT WAS CLEAR TO ME THAT
THE TIDE WAS SHIFTING... YOU WERE GOING OUT
TO ME THAT THE TIDE WAS SHIFTING... YOU WERE
GOING OUT AND THE CHILDREN WERE COMING IN.
SHIFTING... YOU WERE GOING OUT AND THE CHILDREN
WERE COMING IN. AND YOU'RE GONNA BE DROWNING IN
AND THE CHILDREN WERE COMING IN. AND YOU'RE
GONNA BE DROWNING IN CHILDREN IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE DROWNING IN CHILDREN IN
ABOUT 10 MINUTES AND LUCKY FOR YOU, SOMEBODY CAME
CHILDREN IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES AND LUCKY FOR
YOU, SOMEBODY CAME ALONG WHO CAN BAIL YOU OUT.
AND LUCKY FOR YOU, SOMEBODY CAME ALONG WHO CAN
BAIL YOU OUT. >> AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT
ALONG WHO CAN BAIL YOU OUT. >> AND YOU'RE
TELLING ME THAT YOU CAN CONTROL THESE CHILDREN
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOU CAN
CONTROL THESE CHILDREN BETTER THAN I CAN?
YOU CAN CONTROL THESE CHILDREN BETTER
THAN I CAN? >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M
BETTER THAN I CAN? >> THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING.
AND I'M WILLING TO PUT MY MUCH
SAYING. AND I'M WILLING TO PUT MY
MUCH NEEDED RETIREMENT MONEY ON
AND I'M WILLING TO PUT MY MUCH NEEDED
RETIREMENT MONEY ON THE LINE FOR THIS.
NEEDED RETIREMENT MONEY ON THE
LINE FOR THIS. >> WHY, DAD, I DON'T FEEL...
THE LINE FOR THIS. >> WHY, DAD, I DON'T
FEEL... I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT BETTING.
WHY, DAD, I DON'T FEEL... I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT BETTING. >> WELL, I WILL BET YOU THAT
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT BETTING. >> WELL, I WILL
BET YOU THAT IF YOU WILL LEAVE ME ALONE WITH
WELL, I WILL BET YOU THAT IF YOU WILL LEAVE
ME ALONE WITH THESE CHILDREN FOR 1 MINUTE...
IF YOU WILL LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THESE CHILDREN
FOR 1 MINUTE... 60 SECONDS... THEY'LL BE
THESE CHILDREN FOR 1 MINUTE... 60
SECONDS... THEY'LL BE SITTING HERE AS QUIET
60 SECONDS... THEY'LL BE SITTING
HERE AS QUIET AS LITTLE ANGELS.
SITTING HERE AS QUIET AS LITTLE
ANGELS. >> WELL, LOOK, ANYBODY CAN
AS LITTLE ANGELS. >> WELL, LOOK,
ANYBODY CAN THREATEN CHILDREN.
WELL, LOOK, ANYBODY CAN THREATEN
CHILDREN. >> I'M NOT GONNA THREATEN 'EM!
THREATEN CHILDREN. >> I'M NOT GONNA
THREATEN 'EM! NOW, DO YOU WANT TO MAKE
I'M NOT GONNA THREATEN 'EM! NOW,
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE THE BET OR NOT?
NOW, DO YOU WANT TO MAKE
THE BET OR NOT? TWENTY DOLLARS.
THE BET OR NOT? TWENTY DOLLARS.
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I
TWENTY DOLLARS. >> IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
SINCE I TOOK SOME MONEY FROM YOU... BUT IT
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I TOOK SOME MONEY
FROM YOU... BUT IT CERTAINLY WILL BE MY PLEASURE.
HELLO, EVERYBODY! GRANDDAD
WANTS TO SEE ALL OF YOU!
GRANDDAD WANTS TO SEE ALL OF
YOU! HAVE YOU ALL HAD YOUR COOKIE?
OF YOU! HAVE YOU ALL
HAD YOUR COOKIE? >> YEAH!
HAVE YOU ALL HAD YOUR COOKIE? >>
YEAH! >> ALL RIGHT, NOW GO OUT FOR
YEAH! >> ALL RIGHT, NOW
GO OUT FOR THE BUCKING HORSE!
ALL RIGHT, NOW GO OUT FOR THE
BUCKING HORSE! GRANDDAD WANT TO GIVE HIS
THE BUCKING HORSE! GRANDDAD
WANT TO GIVE HIS BUCKING HORSE!
GRANDDAD WANT TO GIVE HIS
BUCKING HORSE! >> ME FIRST!
BUCKING HORSE! >>
ME FIRST! >> ME FIRST!
ME FIRST! >> ME
FIRST! >> ME FIRST!
BOY, YOU'RE GRANDFATHER
IS IN FOR IT NOW. >> HE'S HERE?
IN FOR IT NOW. >> HE'S
HERE? I'LL GO SAY HI.
HE'S HERE? I'LL GO
SAY HI. >> NO, NO, NO, NO!
I'LL GO SAY HI. >> NO, NO, NO, NO!
HE'S GOT TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH
NO, NO, NO, NO! HE'S GOT TO SPEND SOME
TIME WITH THE CHILDREN, UNLESS YOU WANT TO
HE'S GOT TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH THE CHILDREN,
UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE HIM FOR THE LAST TIME.
THE CHILDREN, UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE HIM
FOR THE LAST TIME. >> WHY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
SEE HIM FOR THE LAST TIME. >> WHY, WHAT'S
GOING ON? >> YOUR GRANDFATHER BET ME $20
WHY, WHAT'S GOING ON? >> YOUR GRANDFATHER
BET ME $20 THAT HE COULD HAVE THE CHILDREN
YOUR GRANDFATHER BET ME $20 THAT HE COULD HAVE
THE CHILDREN COMPLETELY QUIET IN 1 MINUTE.
THAT HE COULD HAVE THE CHILDREN COMPLETELY
QUIET IN 1 MINUTE. >> BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
COMPLETELY QUIET IN 1 MINUTE. >> BUT THAT'S
IMPOSSIBLE. >> YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT,
BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. >> YOU BETTER
BELIEVE IT, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE SUGAR FROM
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, ESPECIALLY WHEN
THE SUGAR FROM THE COOKIES KICKS IN ON 'EM.
ESPECIALLY WHEN THE SUGAR FROM THE COOKIES
KICKS IN ON 'EM. >> DAD, YOU SHOULD HAVE BET HIM
THE COOKIES KICKS IN ON 'EM. >>
DAD, YOU SHOULD HAVE BET HIM $50.
DAD, YOU SHOULD HAVE BET
HIM $50. >> NO, I CAN'T DO THAT.
$50. >> NO, I CAN'T DO
THAT. IT'S MY FATHER, MAN.
NO, I CAN'T DO THAT. IT'S MY FATHER,
MAN. IT'S HARD ENOUGH FOR ME TO TAKE
IT'S MY FATHER, MAN. IT'S HARD
ENOUGH FOR ME TO TAKE $20 FROM HIM.
IT'S HARD ENOUGH FOR ME TO TAKE $20
FROM HIM. >> BUT YOU'RE GONNA DO IT,
$20 FROM HIM. >> BUT YOU'RE
GONNA DO IT, AREN'T YOU?
BUT YOU'RE GONNA DO
IT, AREN'T YOU? >> YEAH.
OKAY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO 'EM? >> NOTHING
SPECIAL. THESE ARE EIGHT LOVELY CHILDREN
NOTHING SPECIAL. THESE ARE EIGHT LOVELY
CHILDREN WHO CAN BE WELL BEHAVED WITH
THESE ARE EIGHT LOVELY CHILDREN WHO CAN BE
WELL BEHAVED WITH THE PROPER SUPERVISION.
WHO CAN BE WELL BEHAVED WITH THE PROPER
SUPERVISION. >> YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ME,
THE PROPER SUPERVISION. >>
YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ME, RIGHT?
YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL
ME, RIGHT? >> NOT A CHANCE.
RIGHT? >> NOT A CHANCE.
COME ON, CHILDREN, EXCUSE ME,
NOT A CHANCE. COME ON, CHILDREN,
EXCUSE ME, I'M GONNA HAVE TO BE GOING NOW.
COME ON, CHILDREN, EXCUSE ME, I'M GONNA HAVE
TO BE GOING NOW. THANKS FOR A LOVELY VISIT.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO BE GOING NOW.
THANKS FOR A LOVELY VISIT. >> HEY, GRANDPA?
THANKS FOR A LOVELY VISIT.
HEY, GRANDPA? >> MM-HMM.
HEY, GRANDPA? >> MM-HMM.
YOU'RE A BIG FOOTBALL FAN,
MM-HMM. >> YOU'RE A
BIG FOOTBALL FAN, RIGHT?
YOU'RE A BIG FOOTBALL FAN,
RIGHT? >> SURE AM, LOVE THE GRIDIRON.
RIGHT? >> SURE AM, LOVE THE GRIDIRON.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO
SURE AM, LOVE THE GRIDIRON. >> HOW WOULD
YOU LIKE TO GO TO MY FOOTBALL TEAM'S BOOSTER
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO MY
FOOTBALL TEAM'S BOOSTER BANQUET?
MY FOOTBALL TEAM'S BOOSTER
BANQUET? >> HOW MUCH ARE THE TICKETS?
BANQUET? >> HOW MUCH ARE THE
TICKETS? >> FIVE DOLLARS A PIECE.
HOW MUCH ARE THE TICKETS? >>
FIVE DOLLARS A PIECE. >> I'LL TAKE EIGHT.
FIVE DOLLARS A PIECE. >> I'LL
TAKE EIGHT. >> THANKS, GRANDDAD.
I'LL TAKE EIGHT. >> THANKS,
GRANDDAD. I FILLED MY QUOTA
THANKS, GRANDDAD. I
FILLED MY QUOTA IN THE HOUSE.
OKAY, THANKS FOR COMING OVER,
DAD. >> OH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU,
DAD. >> OH, IT'S GOOD
TO SEE YOU, SON.
OH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU,
SON. >> HAVE A GOOD TIME.
SON. >> HAVE A
GOOD TIME. BYE-BYE.
HAVE A GOOD
TIME. BYE-BYE. >> BYE.
COME HERE. WHAT DID MY OLD
GRAY-HAIRED GENTLEMAN FRIEND SAY TO YOU?
WHAT DID MY OLD GRAY-HAIRED
GENTLEMAN FRIEND SAY TO YOU? GO SIT DOWN.
GENTLEMAN FRIEND SAY TO YOU?
GO SIT DOWN. RUDY, COME HERE, DEAR.
WHAT DID GRANDDAD SAY TO YOU? >> HE SAID IF
WE WERE QUIET AND SMILED, YOU'LL GIVE US EACH
HE SAID IF WE WERE QUIET AND SMILED, YOU'LL
GIVE US EACH A DOLLAR IN THE MORNING.
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