The Cosby Show (1984–1992): Season 1, Episode 20 - Back to the Track, Jack - full transcript
Cliff's former track coach wants him to compete in a track event for seniors but the laid back Cliff is not interested. That is until an old rival dares him to.
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THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE. >>
OKAY, RUDY, YOUR QUESTION IS,
ONE, TWO, THREE. >> OKAY, RUDY, YOUR
QUESTION IS, "WHO SAID 'I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN
OKAY, RUDY, YOUR QUESTION IS, "WHO
SAID 'I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO FIGHT?'"
"WHO SAID 'I HAVE NOT YET
BEGUN TO FIGHT?'" >> PAPA SMURF.
TO FIGHT?'" >> PAPA SMURF. >>
RUDY, YOU'VE ANSWERED EVERY
PAPA SMURF. >> RUDY, YOU'VE
ANSWERED EVERY QUESTION, "PAPA SMURF."
RUDY, YOU'VE ANSWERED EVERY
QUESTION, "PAPA SMURF." >> IT'S WRONG?
QUESTION, "PAPA SMURF." >> IT'S
WRONG? >> OF COURSE IT'S WRONG.
IT'S WRONG? >> OF COURSE IT'S
WRONG. PAPA SMURF NEVER SAID, "I HAVE
OF COURSE IT'S WRONG. PAPA SMURF NEVER
SAID, "I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO FIGHT."
PAPA SMURF NEVER SAID, "I HAVE
NOT YET BEGUN TO FIGHT." >> WHO DID?
NOT YET BEGUN TO FIGHT." >>
WHO DID? >> CLINT EASTWOOD.
WHO DID? >> CLINT EASTWOOD.
THIS GAME'S TOO HARD FOR ME.
CLINT EASTWOOD. >> THIS
GAME'S TOO HARD FOR ME. >> OH.
THIS GAME'S TOO HARD
FOR ME. >> OH. [PHONE RINGING]
OH. [PHONE RINGING]
HUXTABLE RESIDENCE.
[PHONE RINGING] >> HUXTABLE
RESIDENCE. YEAH, SHE IS, HOLD ON
HUXTABLE RESIDENCE. YEAH,
SHE IS, HOLD ON FOR A SECOND.
YEAH, SHE IS, HOLD ON FOR A SECOND.
VANESSA, YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL
FOR A SECOND. VANESSA, YOU
HAVE A PHONE CALL FROM A BOY.
VANESSA, YOU HAVE A PHONE
CALL FROM A BOY. >> A BOY?
FROM A BOY. >> A BOY? HAS
HE GOT THE RIGHT NUMBER?
A BOY? HAS HE GOT THE RIGHT
NUMBER? >> IT'S PROBABLY JUST ABOUT
HAS HE GOT THE RIGHT NUMBER? >> IT'S
PROBABLY JUST ABOUT SOME HOMEWORK.
IT'S PROBABLY JUST ABOUT SOME
HOMEWORK. >> HE DOESN'T HAVE THAT
SOME HOMEWORK. >> HE DOESN'T
HAVE THAT HOMEWORK SOUND.
HE DOESN'T HAVE THAT
HOMEWORK SOUND. >> WHOA.
HOMEWORK SOUND. >> WHOA.
I'LL TAKE IT IN THE KITCHEN.
WHOA. >> I'LL TAKE IT IN THE
KITCHEN. YOU GUYS HANG UP THE SECOND
I'LL TAKE IT IN THE KITCHEN. YOU
GUYS HANG UP THE SECOND I GET ON.
YOU GUYS HANG UP THE
SECOND I GET ON. >> LET'S LISTEN!
I GET ON. >> LET'S
LISTEN! >> NO!
LET'S LISTEN! >>
NO! [DOORBELL RINGING]
HELLO, THERE. >> CAN I HELP
YOU? >> YEAH, YOU'RE LITTLE
CAN I HELP YOU? >> YEAH, YOU'RE
LITTLE COMBUSTIBLE, ALL RIGHT.
YEAH, YOU'RE LITTLE
COMBUSTIBLE, ALL RIGHT. >> WHO?
COMBUSTIBLE, ALL RIGHT. >> WHO?
THAT'S THE NAME WE USED TO
WHO? >> THAT'S THE NAME WE
USED TO CALL YOUR FATHER WAY BACK
THAT'S THE NAME WE USED TO CALL
YOUR FATHER WAY BACK IN THE OLD DAYS.
CALL YOUR FATHER WAY BACK IN
THE OLD DAYS. YOUR FATHER HOME?
IN THE OLD DAYS. YOUR
FATHER HOME? I'M ERNIE SCOTT.
YOUR FATHER HOME? I'M
ERNIE SCOTT. >> OH YEAH, HEY.
I'M ERNIE SCOTT. >> OH YEAH,
HEY. HE TOLD US YOU WERE COMING.
OH YEAH, HEY. HE TOLD US YOU WERE
COMING. >> WEREN'T YOU DAD'S OLD TRACK
HE TOLD US YOU WERE COMING. >> WEREN'T YOU
DAD'S OLD TRACK COACH AT HILLMAN COLLEGE?
WEREN'T YOU DAD'S OLD TRACK COACH AT HILLMAN
COLLEGE? >> DO I LOOK LIKE I CAN BE YOUR
COACH AT HILLMAN COLLEGE? >> DO I LOOK LIKE
I CAN BE YOUR FATHER'S OLD TRACK COACH?
DO I LOOK LIKE I CAN BE YOUR FATHER'S
OLD TRACK COACH? DON'T ANSWER THAT.
FATHER'S OLD TRACK COACH?
DON'T ANSWER THAT. [LAUGHING]
DON'T ANSWER THAT. [LAUGHING]
YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT
[LAUGHING] YES, AS A MATTER OF
FACT I WAS HIS ASSISTANT COACH.
YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT I WAS HIS ASSISTANT
COACH. AND I GOT ALL THESE GRAY HAIRS
I WAS HIS ASSISTANT COACH. AND I GOT ALL THESE
GRAY HAIRS FROM TRYING TO DRAG YOUR FATHER
AND I GOT ALL THESE GRAY HAIRS FROM
TRYING TO DRAG YOUR FATHER TO PRACTICE.
FROM TRYING TO DRAG YOUR FATHER
TO PRACTICE. >> OKAY, I'LL GO TELL DADDY
TO PRACTICE. >> OKAY, I'LL GO
TELL DADDY THAT YOU'RE HERE.
OKAY, I'LL GO TELL DADDY
THAT YOU'RE HERE. >> THANK YOU.
THAT YOU'RE HERE. >> THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW DAD HAS THIS GREAT
THANK YOU. >> YOU KNOW DAD HAS
THIS GREAT PICTURE OF YOU WHEN YOU'RE
YOU KNOW DAD HAS THIS GREAT PICTURE OF YOU
WHEN YOU'RE LIFTING HIM UP IN THE AIR AFTER
PICTURE OF YOU WHEN YOU'RE LIFTING HIM
UP IN THE AIR AFTER HE WON THIS BIG RACE.
LIFTING HIM UP IN THE AIR AFTER HE WON THIS
BIG RACE. >> I DON'T THINK I WAS LIFTING
HE WON THIS BIG RACE. >> I DON'T
THINK I WAS LIFTING HIM UP IN THE AIR.
I DON'T THINK I WAS LIFTING HIM UP
IN THE AIR. I THINK I WAS JUST TRYING TO
HIM UP IN THE AIR. I THINK I WAS JUST
TRYING TO CARRY HIM BACK TO THE LOCKER
I THINK I WAS JUST TRYING TO CARRY HIM BACK
TO THE LOCKER ROOM AFTER HE HAD COLLAPSED
CARRY HIM BACK TO THE LOCKER
ROOM AFTER HE HAD COLLAPSED ON ME.
ROOM AFTER HE HAD COLLAPSED
ON ME. >> WHAT HAPPENED?
ON ME. >> WHAT HAPPENED?
NOTHING, NOTHING.
WHAT HAPPENED? >> NOTHING,
NOTHING. THAT'S JUST WHAT HE WOULD
NOTHING, NOTHING. THAT'S
JUST WHAT HE WOULD USUALLY DO.
THAT'S JUST WHAT HE WOULD USUALLY
DO. AFTER EVERY RACE, JUST COLLAPSE.
USUALLY DO. AFTER EVERY RACE, JUST
COLLAPSE. STADIUM WOULD BE CLEARING OUT,
AFTER EVERY RACE, JUST COLLAPSE. STADIUM WOULD
BE CLEARING OUT, HE'D STILL BE LYING THERE.
STADIUM WOULD BE CLEARING OUT, HE'D STILL
BE LYING THERE. >> WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T
HE'D STILL BE LYING THERE. >>
WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
PEOPLE WOULD BE WALKING BY HIM
UNDERSTAND. PEOPLE WOULD BE
WALKING BY HIM AND NOBODY PICKED HIM UP?
PEOPLE WOULD BE WALKING BY HIM AND NOBODY
PICKED HIM UP? >> THAT'S BECAUSE HE SAID,
AND NOBODY PICKED HIM UP? >> THAT'S
BECAUSE HE SAID, "PLEASE, PLEASE,
THAT'S BECAUSE HE SAID,
"PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T TOUCH ME."
"PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T TOUCH
ME." THEY'D HAVE TO MOW THE GRASS
DON'T TOUCH ME." THEY'D HAVE TO MOW
THE GRASS AROUND HIM IN THE MORNING.
THEY'D HAVE TO MOW THE GRASS
AROUND HIM IN THE MORNING. >> ERNIE!
AROUND HIM IN THE MORNING. >>
ERNIE! >> YOU GOT THE PEPPER?
ERNIE! >> YOU GOT THE
PEPPER? >> I GOT THE PEPPER.
YOU GOT THE PEPPER? >> I GOT
THE PEPPER. >> HEY, CLIFF, MY BOY!
I GOT THE PEPPER. >> HEY, CLIFF,
MY BOY! YOU GOT... WHOA, YOU GOT
HEY, CLIFF, MY BOY! YOU GOT... WHOA,
YOU GOT SOMETHING ELSE THERE TOO.
YOU GOT... WHOA, YOU GOT
SOMETHING ELSE THERE TOO. YES, SIR.
SOMETHING ELSE THERE TOO. YES,
SIR. ALL RIGHT, COME ON, TELL ME WHAT
YES, SIR. ALL RIGHT, COME ON, TELL
ME WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING BESIDES
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, TELL ME WHAT
YOU'VE BEEN DOING BESIDES GAINING WEIGHT.
YOU'VE BEEN DOING BESIDES GAINING
WEIGHT. >> THIS IS THE SAME BELT SIZE
GAINING WEIGHT. >> THIS IS THE SAME
BELT SIZE I HAD WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE.
THIS IS THE SAME BELT SIZE I HAD WHEN
I WAS IN COLLEGE. >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I HAD WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE. >> YEAH,
THAT'S RIGHT. YOU USED TO WEAR IT A LITTLE
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU USED TO
WEAR IT A LITTLE DIFFERENT PLACE THOUGH,
YOU USED TO WEAR IT A LITTLE
DIFFERENT PLACE THOUGH, DIDN'T YOU?
DIFFERENT PLACE THOUGH, DIDN'T
YOU? >> THEO, YOU'RE LOOKING AT A MAN
DIDN'T YOU? >> THEO, YOU'RE LOOKING
AT A MAN WHO CHANGED MY ENTIRE LIFE.
THEO, YOU'RE LOOKING AT A MAN WHO CHANGED
MY ENTIRE LIFE. BEFORE I MET THIS MAN,
WHO CHANGED MY ENTIRE LIFE.
BEFORE I MET THIS MAN, I WAS HAPPY.
BEFORE I MET THIS MAN, I WAS HAPPY.
AND THEN HE MADE ME RUN THE 440.
I WAS HAPPY. AND THEN HE MADE ME
RUN THE 440. >> NOW LOOK HERE, CLIFF,
AND THEN HE MADE ME RUN THE 440. >> NOW LOOK
HERE, CLIFF, I'VE COME BY TO SEE YOU BECAUSE,
NOW LOOK HERE, CLIFF, I'VE COME BY TO SEE
YOU BECAUSE, WELL, AS YOU KNOW, I GO TO A LOT
I'VE COME BY TO SEE YOU BECAUSE, WELL, AS YOU
KNOW, I GO TO A LOT OF THESE MASTERS TRACK MEETS.
WELL, AS YOU KNOW, I GO TO A LOT OF
THESE MASTERS TRACK MEETS. >> WHAT'S THAT?
OF THESE MASTERS TRACK MEETS. >> WHAT'S
THAT? >> TRACK MEETS FOR PEOPLE OVER
WHAT'S THAT? >> TRACK MEETS FOR
PEOPLE OVER 35 WHO STILL WANT TO COMPETE.
TRACK MEETS FOR PEOPLE OVER 35 WHO STILL
WANT TO COMPETE. >> YEAH, AND AT EVERY ONE
35 WHO STILL WANT TO COMPETE. >> YEAH,
AND AT EVERY ONE I GO TO, I SEE ALL YOUR
YEAH, AND AT EVERY ONE I GO
TO, I SEE ALL YOUR OLD TEAMMATES.
I GO TO, I SEE ALL YOUR OLD
TEAMMATES. THERE'S TOMMY SEAL,
OLD TEAMMATES. THERE'S TOMMY
SEAL, THERE'S REGGIE STRUTHERS,
THERE'S TOMMY SEAL, THERE'S
REGGIE STRUTHERS, TUCSON JACKSON.
THERE'S REGGIE STRUTHERS, TUCSON
JACKSON. >> WELL, HOW ARE THEY DOING?
TUCSON JACKSON. >> WELL, HOW ARE
THEY DOING? >> THEY'RE IN TERRIFIC
WELL, HOW ARE THEY DOING?
THEY'RE IN TERRIFIC CONDITION.
THEY'RE IN TERRIFIC CONDITION.
I MEAN, OF COURSE, YOU HAVE TO
CONDITION. I MEAN, OF COURSE, YOU
HAVE TO BE YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA
I MEAN, OF COURSE, YOU HAVE TO BE YOU KNOW
WHEN YOU'RE GONNA COMPETE AT THAT LEVEL.
BE YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA COMPETE AT
THAT LEVEL. I MEAN THEY'RE RUNNING AGAINST
COMPETE AT THAT LEVEL. I MEAN THEY'RE
RUNNING AGAINST GUYS LIKE BENNY MOORE,
I MEAN THEY'RE RUNNING AGAINST
GUYS LIKE BENNY MOORE, LIKE WHITFIELD,
GUYS LIKE BENNY MOORE, LIKE
WHITFIELD, SANFORD B. TAILWIND TURNER.
LIKE WHITFIELD, SANFORD B.
TAILWIND TURNER. >> TAILWIND TURNER.
SANFORD B. TAILWIND TURNER. >>
TAILWIND TURNER. HE'S STILL RUNNING?
TAILWIND TURNER. HE'S STILL
RUNNING? >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
HE'S STILL RUNNING? >> YEAH, THAT'S
RIGHT. >> WHO'S TAILWIND TURNER?
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. >> WHO'S TAILWIND
TURNER? >> THE ONLY MAN EVER TO BEAT
WHO'S TAILWIND TURNER? >> THE ONLY MAN
EVER TO BEAT YOUR FATHER, REMEMBER THAT?
THE ONLY MAN EVER TO BEAT YOUR
FATHER, REMEMBER THAT? >> PENN RELAYS.
YOUR FATHER, REMEMBER THAT? >>
PENN RELAYS. >> HILLMAN COLLEGE VERSUS
PENN RELAYS. >> HILLMAN COLLEGE
VERSUS NORTON UNIVERSITY, BATTLE
HILLMAN COLLEGE VERSUS NORTON UNIVERSITY,
BATTLE OF THE TWO GREAT ANCHOR MEN,
NORTON UNIVERSITY, BATTLE OF THE TWO GREAT
ANCHOR MEN, SANFORD B. TAILWIND TURNER,
OF THE TWO GREAT ANCHOR MEN, SANFORD B. TAILWIND
TURNER, HEATHCLIFF COMBUSTIBLE HUXTABLE.
SANFORD B. TAILWIND TURNER, HEATHCLIFF COMBUSTIBLE
HUXTABLE. >> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
HEATHCLIFF COMBUSTIBLE HUXTABLE. >> LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING. IT CAME TO THE ANCHOR MEN,
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. IT CAME
TO THE ANCHOR MEN, TAILWIND AND DAD.
IT CAME TO THE ANCHOR MEN, TAILWIND
AND DAD. I CALLED MYSELF COMBUSTIBLE
TAILWIND AND DAD. I CALLED
MYSELF COMBUSTIBLE BECAUSE, BOOM!
I CALLED MYSELF COMBUSTIBLE
BECAUSE, BOOM! WHEN I EXPLODE, THAT'S IT.
BECAUSE, BOOM! WHEN I EXPLODE,
THAT'S IT. AND THEY HAD A 20-YARD LEAD.
WHEN I EXPLODE, THAT'S IT. AND THEY
HAD A 20-YARD LEAD. TAILWIND TOOK OFF.
AND THEY HAD A 20-YARD LEAD.
TAILWIND TOOK OFF. I FELT HIM.
TAILWIND TOOK OFF.
I FELT HIM. WHOOSH!
I FELT HIM. WHOOSH! I GOT
THE BATON, AND I TOOK OFF.
WHOOSH! I GOT THE BATON, AND I
TOOK OFF. NOW THIS IS PENN RELAYS.
I GOT THE BATON, AND I TOOK OFF. NOW THIS
IS PENN RELAYS. YOU GOT ABOUT 43,000 PEOPLE
NOW THIS IS PENN RELAYS. YOU GOT
ABOUT 43,000 PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT, "WHOA!"
YOU GOT ABOUT 43,000 PEOPLE TALKING
ABOUT, "WHOA!" I GOTTA HOLD BACK,
TALKING ABOUT, "WHOA!" I GOTTA
HOLD BACK, YOU UNDERSTAND?
I GOTTA HOLD BACK, YOU UNDERSTAND?
I CAN'T LISTEN TO THE CROWD,
YOU UNDERSTAND? I CAN'T LISTEN TO
THE CROWD, SO I'M TALKING TO MYSELF.
I CAN'T LISTEN TO THE CROWD, SO I'M TALKING
TO MYSELF. I SAID, "WE USE INTELLIGENCE,
SO I'M TALKING TO MYSELF. I SAID, "WE USE
INTELLIGENCE, STAY LOOSE, LONG, HARD STRIDES."
I SAID, "WE USE INTELLIGENCE, STAY LOOSE, LONG,
HARD STRIDES." PULL OUT MY FISHING ROD AND I...
STAY LOOSE, LONG, HARD STRIDES." PULL OUT MY
FISHING ROD AND I... AND PUT A HOOK DEAD IN HIS BACK
PULL OUT MY FISHING ROD AND I... AND PUT A HOOK
DEAD IN HIS BACK AND STARTED TO REEL HIM IN.
AND PUT A HOOK DEAD IN HIS BACK AND STARTED
TO REEL HIM IN. HE STARTED COMING BACK TO ME,
AND STARTED TO REEL HIM IN. HE STARTED
COMING BACK TO ME, AND I'M STAYING SMOOTH,
HE STARTED COMING BACK TO ME, AND I'M
STAYING SMOOTH, BOTTOM LIP JUST BOUNCING.
AND I'M STAYING SMOOTH, BOTTOM LIP JUST
BOUNCING. CAME 'ROUND THE TURN, NOW I'M
BOTTOM LIP JUST BOUNCING. CAME 'ROUND
THE TURN, NOW I'M 5 YARDS OFF OF HIM, MAN.
CAME 'ROUND THE TURN, NOW I'M 5
YARDS OFF OF HIM, MAN. I SAY TO MYSELF,
5 YARDS OFF OF HIM, MAN. I SAY TO
MYSELF, "COMBUSTIBLE, BUST HIM UP."
I SAY TO MYSELF, "COMBUSTIBLE, BUST
HIM UP." AND I'M UP ON HIS SHOULDER AND
"COMBUSTIBLE, BUST HIM UP." AND I'M UP ON HIS
SHOULDER AND I HEAR THE CROWD SAY, "WHOA!"
AND I'M UP ON HIS SHOULDER AND I HEAR THE
CROWD SAY, "WHOA!" THEN I DID A BODY CHECK
I HEAR THE CROWD SAY, "WHOA!" THEN I DID A
BODY CHECK AND THE BODY SAID, "GO 'HEAD."
THEN I DID A BODY CHECK AND THE BODY SAID,
"GO 'HEAD." THE BODY SAID, "GO 'HEAD."
AND THE BODY SAID, "GO 'HEAD." THE BODY
SAID, "GO 'HEAD." SAID, "IF YOU WANT HIM,
THE BODY SAID, "GO 'HEAD." SAID,
"IF YOU WANT HIM, GO GET HIM."
SAID, "IF YOU WANT HIM, GO
GET HIM." AND I SAID, "LOOK OUT."
GO GET HIM." AND I SAID, "LOOK
OUT." AND THIS MAN STARTED TO
AND I SAID, "LOOK OUT." AND
THIS MAN STARTED TO EDGE OVER.
AND THIS MAN STARTED TO EDGE
OVER. IN OTHER WORDS, HE WAS PUSHING
EDGE OVER. IN OTHER WORDS, HE
WAS PUSHING ME, WITHOUT TOUCHING ME,
IN OTHER WORDS, HE WAS PUSHING ME,
WITHOUT TOUCHING ME, HE'S PUSHING ME.
ME, WITHOUT TOUCHING ME, HE'S PUSHING
ME. PUSHED ME FROM LANE TWO TO LANE
HE'S PUSHING ME. PUSHED ME FROM LANE
TWO TO LANE SIX ALMOST UP IN THE STANDS.
PUSHED ME FROM LANE TWO TO LANE SIX ALMOST
UP IN THE STANDS. >> NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
SIX ALMOST UP IN THE STANDS. >>
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A
MINUTE. TURNER SAID HE NEVER RAN
WAIT A MINUTE. TURNER
SAID HE NEVER RAN YOU WIDE.
TURNER SAID HE NEVER
RAN YOU WIDE. >> HE'S A LIAR!
YOU WIDE. >> HE'S A
LIAR! >> NO, NO, NO, NO.
HE'S A LIAR! >> NO, NO, NO,
NO. THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR
NO, NO, NO, NO. THIS HAS BEEN GOING
ON FOR 26 YEARS UNTIL FINALLY LAST WEEK
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR 26 YEARS UNTIL
FINALLY LAST WEEK IT ALL CAME TO A HEAD.
26 YEARS UNTIL FINALLY LAST WEEK IT ALL CAME
TO A HEAD. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN TO A HEAD?
IT ALL CAME TO A HEAD. >> WHAT DO YOU
MEAN TO A HEAD? >> I CHALLENGED HIM TO
WHAT DO YOU MEAN TO A HEAD?
I CHALLENGED HIM TO A REMATCH.
I CHALLENGED HIM TO
A REMATCH. >> YOU DID?
A REMATCH. >> YOU DID? >> YES.
YOU DID? >> YES.
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
YES. >> GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. >>
HILLMAN VERSUS NORTON 3 WEEKS
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. >> HILLMAN
VERSUS NORTON 3 WEEKS FROM SATURDAY.
HILLMAN VERSUS NORTON 3 WEEKS
FROM SATURDAY. IT'S GONNA TAKE PLACE IN THE
FROM SATURDAY. IT'S GONNA TAKE PLACE IN
THE MASTERS MEET AT THE MEADOWLANDS.
IT'S GONNA TAKE PLACE IN THE MASTERS
MEET AT THE MEADOWLANDS. >> WELL, GOOD.
MASTERS MEET AT THE MEADOWLANDS. >>
WELL, GOOD. MY FAMILY AND I, WE'RE GONNA
WELL, GOOD. MY FAMILY
AND I, WE'RE GONNA GET TICKETS.
MY FAMILY AND I, WE'RE GONNA
GET TICKETS. WE'RE GONNA COME OUT
GET TICKETS. WE'RE GONNA
COME OUT AND WATCH THIS.
WE'RE GONNA COME OUT
AND WATCH THIS. >> AH.
AND WATCH THIS.
AH. >> HA, HA, HA.
AH. >> HA, HA,
HA. >> HA, HA, HA.
HA, HA, HA. >>
HA, HA, HA. >> UH-UH.
HA, HA, HA. >> UH-UH.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
UH-UH. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I'M WAY, WAY OUT OF SHAPE.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M WAY, WAY OUT OF
SHAPE. >> DAD, YOU ARE IN GOOD SHAPE.
I'M WAY, WAY OUT OF SHAPE. >> DAD, YOU ARE
IN GOOD SHAPE. YOU JOG A COUPLE OF TIMES
DAD, YOU ARE IN GOOD SHAPE.
YOU JOG A COUPLE OF TIMES A WEEK.
YOU JOG A COUPLE OF TIMES A
WEEK. >> TO JOG IS TO GO PIT, PAT,
A WEEK. >> TO JOG IS
TO GO PIT, PAT, PIT, PAT.
TO JOG IS TO GO PIT, PAT,
PIT, PAT. TO RUN THE 440 IS TO GO
PIT, PAT. TO RUN THE 440 IS
TO GO PIT-PAT-PIT-PAT-PIT-PAT.
TO RUN THE 440 IS TO GO
PIT-PAT-PIT-PAT-PIT-PAT. HOW MUCH DID YOU WEIGH
PIT-PAT-PIT-PAT-PIT-PAT. >> HOW
MUCH DID YOU WEIGH IN COLLEGE?
HOW MUCH DID YOU WEIGH IN
COLLEGE? >> A HUNDRED SEVENTY-FIVE.
IN COLLEGE? >> A HUNDRED SEVENTY-FIVE.
MMM, HOW MUCH YOU WEIGH NOW?
A HUNDRED SEVENTY-FIVE. >> MMM, HOW MUCH
YOU WEIGH NOW? >> HUNDRED SEVENTY-FIVE.
MMM, HOW MUCH YOU WEIGH NOW? >> HUNDRED
SEVENTY-FIVE. >> WITH YOUR CLOTHES OFF?
HUNDRED SEVENTY-FIVE. >>
WITH YOUR CLOTHES OFF? >> 206.
WITH YOUR CLOTHES
OFF? >> 206. >> OH.
206. >> OH. >> ERNIE!
OH. >> ERNIE! >>
OH, CLAIR, MY, MY,
ERNIE! >> OH, CLAIR,
MY, MY, LOOK AT YOU.
OH, CLAIR, MY, MY, LOOK
AT YOU. >> MOM, GUESS WHAT?
LOOK AT YOU. >> MOM,
GUESS WHAT? >> WHAT?
MOM, GUESS WHAT? >>
WHAT? >> DAD IS RUNNING AGAINST
WHAT? >> DAD IS RUNNING
AGAINST TAILWIND TURNER.
DAD IS RUNNING AGAINST TAILWIND
TURNER. >> I NEVER SAID I WAS RUNNING
TAILWIND TURNER. >> I NEVER
SAID I WAS RUNNING ANYTHING.
I NEVER SAID I WAS RUNNING
ANYTHING. >> TAILWIND TURNER?
ANYTHING. >> TAILWIND
TURNER? THAT TIRED LITTLE TOAD?
TAILWIND TURNER? THAT
TIRED LITTLE TOAD? >> CLAIR.
THAT TIRED LITTLE TOAD? >>
CLAIR. >> OH, NOW COME ON, CLIFF.
CLAIR. >> OH, NOW COME ON,
CLIFF. YOU KNOW WHO YOU WOULD HAVE
OH, NOW COME ON, CLIFF. YOU KNOW
WHO YOU WOULD HAVE CAUGHT HIM THAT DAY.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU WOULD HAVE CAUGHT
HIM THAT DAY. HONEY, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
CAUGHT HIM THAT DAY. HONEY, YOU
SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FATHER.
HONEY, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR
FATHER. HE TOOK OFF LIKE A STREAK
YOUR FATHER. HE TOOK OFF LIKE
A STREAK OF LIGHTNING, HONEY.
HE TOOK OFF LIKE A STREAK OF LIGHTNING,
HONEY. HE HAD ON WHITE SHOES WITH RED
OF LIGHTNING, HONEY. HE HAD ON WHITE SHOES
WITH RED SHOE LACES THAT I HAD BOUGHT HIM
HE HAD ON WHITE SHOES WITH RED SHOE
LACES THAT I HAD BOUGHT HIM MYSELF.
SHOE LACES THAT I HAD BOUGHT
HIM MYSELF. >> I WAS LOOKING SMOOTH,
MYSELF. >> I WAS LOOKING
SMOOTH, WASN'T I, DEAR?
I WAS LOOKING SMOOTH,
WASN'T I, DEAR? >> HE WAS FIERCE!
WASN'T I, DEAR? >> HE WAS
FIERCE! IT'S THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER
HE WAS FIERCE! IT'S THE ONLY TIME
I'VE EVER SEEN THIS MAN RUN THE LAST
IT'S THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER SEEN THIS MAN
RUN THE LAST 100 YARDS OF THE RACE WITHOUT
SEEN THIS MAN RUN THE LAST 100
YARDS OF THE RACE WITHOUT TIEING UP.
100 YARDS OF THE RACE WITHOUT
TIEING UP. COMING 'ROUND THAT CURVE,
TIEING UP. COMING 'ROUND THAT
CURVE, SMOOTH AS A WHISTLE IN THE WIND,
COMING 'ROUND THAT CURVE, SMOOTH AS A WHISTLE
IN THE WIND, LITTLE HEAD TURNING TO THE SIDE.
SMOOTH AS A WHISTLE IN THE WIND,
LITTLE HEAD TURNING TO THE SIDE. WOO BABY!
LITTLE HEAD TURNING TO THE SIDE.
WOO BABY! HE WAS OVERTAKIN' HIM, HE WAS
WOO BABY! HE WAS OVERTAKIN' HIM,
HE WAS GETTING READY TO PASS HIM.
HE WAS OVERTAKIN' HIM, HE WAS GETTING READY
TO PASS HIM. AND THEN THIS LITTLE SNEAKY
GETTING READY TO PASS HIM. AND THEN THIS
LITTLE SNEAKY SNAKE STARTS TO EDGE OVER
AND THEN THIS LITTLE SNEAKY SNAKE STARTS
TO EDGE OVER AND TRIES TO PUSH YOUR FATHER
SNAKE STARTS TO EDGE OVER AND TRIES TO PUSH
YOUR FATHER UP TO THE TOP OF THE STANDS.
AND TRIES TO PUSH YOUR FATHER UP TO THE TOP
OF THE STANDS. >> YOU SEE, AND HE ONLY BEAT ME
UP TO THE TOP OF THE STANDS. >> YOU
SEE, AND HE ONLY BEAT ME BY A HALF A STEP.
YOU SEE, AND HE ONLY BEAT ME
BY A HALF A STEP. >> OH, NO, NO, NO.
BY A HALF A STEP. >> OH, NO, NO,
NO. NOW TURNER HAS BEEN BRAGGIN'
OH, NO, NO, NO. NOW TURNER HAS BEEN
BRAGGIN' FOR YEARS THAT HE BEAT YOU BY
NOW TURNER HAS BEEN BRAGGIN' FOR
YEARS THAT HE BEAT YOU BY A FULL 10 YARDS.
FOR YEARS THAT HE BEAT YOU BY A
FULL 10 YARDS. >> NO, HE DIDN'T SAY THAT.
A FULL 10 YARDS. >> NO, HE DIDN'T
SAY THAT. >> YES, HE DID SAY THAT.
NO, HE DIDN'T SAY THAT. >> YES,
HE DID SAY THAT. >> NO, HE DIDN'T.
YES, HE DID SAY THAT. >> NO, HE
DIDN'T. >> HE SAID HE HAD ALREADY HAD
NO, HE DIDN'T. >> HE SAID HE HAD
ALREADY HAD HIS SWEATPANTS ON, WAS EATING
HE SAID HE HAD ALREADY HAD HIS SWEATPANTS ON,
WAS EATING HIMSELF A HOTDOG BY THE TIME YOU
HIS SWEATPANTS ON, WAS EATING HIMSELF A HOTDOG
BY THE TIME YOU STAGGERED ACROSS THE FINISH
HIMSELF A HOTDOG BY THE TIME YOU
STAGGERED ACROSS THE FINISH LINE.
STAGGERED ACROSS THE FINISH
LINE. >> YOU KNOW, HE WOULDN'T SAY
LINE. >> YOU KNOW, HE
WOULDN'T SAY THAT TO MY FACE.
YOU KNOW, HE WOULDN'T SAY THAT TO
MY FACE. >> HE SAID HE WOULD SAY THAT
THAT TO MY FACE. >> HE SAID HE
WOULD SAY THAT TO YOUR FACE.
HE SAID HE WOULD SAY THAT TO YOUR
FACE. HE SAID THE ONLY PROBLEM IS YOU
TO YOUR FACE. HE SAID THE ONLY PROBLEM
IS YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM
HE SAID THE ONLY PROBLEM IS YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T
RECOGNIZE HIM BECAUSE ALL YOU EVER SEEN IS
PROBABLY WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM BECAUSE
ALL YOU EVER SEEN IS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD.
BECAUSE ALL YOU EVER SEEN IS THE
BACK OF HIS HEAD. >> HE SAID THAT?
THE BACK OF HIS HEAD.
HE SAID THAT? >> YEAH.
HE SAID THAT? >> YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID?
YEAH. >> THAT'S WHAT
HE SAID? HE SAID THAT, HUH?
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID? HE SAID
THAT, HUH? THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
[MUSIC]
DAD? >> YUP. >>
HAVEN'T WE BEEN DOING THIS
YUP. >> HAVEN'T WE BEEN
DOING THIS LONG ENOUGH?
HAVEN'T WE BEEN DOING THIS LONG
ENOUGH? >> YOU CANNOT LOOSEN UP
LONG ENOUGH? >> YOU
CANNOT LOOSEN UP TOO LONG.
YOU CANNOT LOOSEN UP TOO
LONG. >> NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO
TOO LONG. >> NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU
WANT TO DO: THREE 600s AND FOUR 300s.
NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO:
THREE 600s AND FOUR 300s. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
DO: THREE 600s AND FOUR 300s.
THAT'S RIGHT. DO ME A FAVOR.
THAT'S RIGHT. DO ME A FAVOR.
I WANT YOU TO START OUT WITH
DO ME A FAVOR. I WANT
YOU TO START OUT WITH A 200.
I WANT YOU TO START OUT WITH A
200. YOU RUN A 200 LIKE I SHOWED
A 200. YOU RUN A 200 LIKE
I SHOWED YOU BEFORE.
YOU RUN A 200 LIKE I SHOWED
YOU BEFORE. STAY RELAXED.
YOU BEFORE. STAY RELAXED.
KEEP YOUR ELBOWS PUMPIN',
STAY RELAXED. KEEP YOUR
ELBOWS PUMPIN', YOUR LIPS...
KEEP YOUR ELBOWS PUMPIN',
YOUR LIPS... RUNNIN' AND STAY LOOSE.
YOUR LIPS... RUNNIN' AND
STAY LOOSE. >> NO PROBLEM.
RUNNIN' AND STAY LOOSE. >> NO
PROBLEM. >> OVER HERE, HERE WE GO.
NO PROBLEM. >> OVER HERE,
HERE WE GO. STAY RELAXED.
OVER HERE, HERE WE GO. STAY
RELAXED. DON'T GET EXCITED, RIGHT?
STAY RELAXED. DON'T GET
EXCITED, RIGHT? GET SET!
DON'T GET EXCITED,
RIGHT? GET SET! HIT IT!
STAY RELAXED. THAT'S
IT. STAY RELAXED.
THAT'S IT. STAY RELAXED. PUMP.
STAY RELAXED. PUMP. PUMP.
PUMP. PUMP. PUMP.
PUMP. PUMP. THAT'S NICE.
PUMP. THAT'S NICE. THAT'S NICE.
THAT'S NICE. THAT'S NICE.
KEEP YOUR ELBOWS IN.
THAT'S NICE. KEEP YOUR
ELBOWS IN. DON'T BOB YOUR HEAD.
KEEP YOUR ELBOWS IN. DON'T BOB
YOUR HEAD. DON'T BOB YOUR HEAD.
DON'T BOB YOUR HEAD. DON'T
BOB YOUR HEAD. BRING IT IN.
DON'T BOB YOUR HEAD.
BRING IT IN. BRING IT IN.
BRING IT IN. BRING
IT IN. BIG FINISH.
BRING IT IN. BIG
FINISH. ALL RIGHT.
BIG FINISH. ALL RIGHT.
HOW'D I DO, DAD?
ALL RIGHT. >> HOW'D I DO, DAD?
TWENTY-NINE POINT EIGHT.
HOW'D I DO, DAD? >> TWENTY-NINE
POINT EIGHT. THAT'S OKAY.
TWENTY-NINE POINT EIGHT.
THAT'S OKAY. >> THAT'S GREAT, ISN'T IT?
THAT'S OKAY. >> THAT'S
GREAT, ISN'T IT? >> THAT'S OKAY.
THAT'S GREAT, ISN'T IT? >>
THAT'S OKAY. >> OKAY, YOUR TURN.
THAT'S OKAY. >> OKAY, YOUR
TURN. >> ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M GOING
OKAY, YOUR TURN. >> ALL
RIGHT, NOW I'M GOING AROUND TWICE.
ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M GOING
AROUND TWICE. >> OKAY.
AROUND TWICE. >> OKAY.
I WON'T STOP HERE, TWICE.
OKAY. >> I WON'T
STOP HERE, TWICE. OKAY.
I WON'T STOP HERE,
TWICE. OKAY. >> READY!
OKAY. >> READY! >>
NO, NO, YOU DON'T YELL,
READY! >> NO, NO,
YOU DON'T YELL, "READY."
NO, NO, YOU DON'T YELL, "READY."
I'LL LET YOU... WHEN MY ARM DROPS,
"READY." I'LL LET YOU... WHEN MY
ARM DROPS, THEN YOU HIT THE WATCH.
I'LL LET YOU... WHEN MY ARM DROPS,
THEN YOU HIT THE WATCH. >> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, DAD. COME ON,
GO DAD. COME ON, GO, GO, GO!
COME ON, GO DAD. COME ON, GO,
GO, GO! NICE AND SMOOTH, DAD.
COME ON, GO, GO, GO! NICE AND
SMOOTH, DAD. NICE AND SMOOTH.
NICE AND SMOOTH, DAD. NICE
AND SMOOTH. COME ON, RUN IT OUT.
NICE AND SMOOTH. COME
ON, RUN IT OUT. COME ON.
COME ON, RUN IT OUT.
COME ON. NICE AND SMOOTH.
LOOKING GOOD, DAD!
LOOKING GOOD! LONG STRIDES.
LOOKING GOOD! LONG STRIDES.
COME ON, NICE AND SMOOTH!
LONG STRIDES. COME ON, NICE AND
SMOOTH! ALL RIGHT, DAD, COME ON.
COME ON, NICE AND SMOOTH! ALL RIGHT,
DAD, COME ON. YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, DAD, COME ON. YOU'RE
LOOKING GOOD. YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD, DAD.
YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD. YOU'RE LOOKING
GOOD, DAD. COME ON, YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.
YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD, DAD. COME ON, YOU'RE
LOOKING GOOD. ALL RIGHT, COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, COME ON, DAD.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, COME
ON, DAD. LOOKING GOOD DAD.
DAD. LOOKING GOOD DAD.
COME ON, LOOKING GOOD,
LOOKING GOOD DAD. COME ON,
LOOKING GOOD, LOOKING GOOD.
COME ON, LOOKING GOOD,
LOOKING GOOD. COME ON!
WHERE'D HE GO?
DAD? DAD, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA DO
DAD, WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU
SAID YOU WERE GONNA DO TWO LAPS.
YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA DO TWO
LAPS. YOU GOT A HALF OF LAP TO GO.
TWO LAPS. YOU GOT A HALF OF
LAP TO GO. >> NO, THIS IS FINE.
YOU GOT A HALF OF LAP TO
GO. >> NO, THIS IS FINE. >> FINE?
NO, THIS IS FINE.
FINE? BUT LOOK.
FINE? BUT LOOK. >> SORRY.
BUT LOOK. >> SORRY. >>
LOOK, YOU SAID YOU WERE
SORRY. >> LOOK, YOU SAID
YOU WERE GONNA DO THREE 600s
LOOK, YOU SAID YOU WERE
GONNA DO THREE 600s AND FOUR 300s.
GONNA DO THREE 600s AND FOUR
300s. >> RIGHT, BUT WE DON'T NEED TO
AND FOUR 300s. >> RIGHT, BUT WE
DON'T NEED TO DO THOSE TODAY.
RIGHT, BUT WE DON'T NEED
TO DO THOSE TODAY. >> WHY?
DO THOSE TODAY. >> WHY?
THIS IS IN CASE I WASN'T
WHY? >> THIS IS IN CASE I WASN'T
IN SHAPE BUT I'M IN SHAPE NOW.
THIS IS IN CASE I WASN'T IN SHAPE BUT I'M
IN SHAPE NOW. >> YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR TIME?
IN SHAPE BUT I'M IN SHAPE NOW. >> YOU WANT
TO SEE YOUR TIME? >> NO, NO, LET'S GO HOME.
YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR TIME?
NO, NO, LET'S GO HOME. >> HOME?
[MUSIC]
HOW ARE YOU DOIN'? >> PLEASE, DON'T
TOUCH ME. >> YOU WEREN'T OUT THERE
PLEASE, DON'T TOUCH ME. >>
YOU WEREN'T OUT THERE VERY LONG.
YOU WEREN'T OUT THERE
VERY LONG. >> I WENT OUT THERE.
VERY LONG. >> I WENT OUT
THERE. I SAID I WAS GOING TO RUN
I WENT OUT THERE. I SAID I WAS GOING
TO RUN THREE 600s AND A COUPLE OF 400s.
I SAID I WAS GOING TO RUN THREE 600s AND A
COUPLE OF 400s. SO I TOOK OFF ON A 400 WHICH WAS
THREE 600s AND A COUPLE OF 400s. SO I TOOK OFF
ON A 400 WHICH WAS 2 LAPS AROUND AND FIRST LAP,
SO I TOOK OFF ON A 400 WHICH WAS 2 LAPS
AROUND AND FIRST LAP, I STAYED PRETTY SMOOTH.
2 LAPS AROUND AND FIRST LAP, I STAYED
PRETTY SMOOTH. BUT THEN I WENT BEHIND
I STAYED PRETTY SMOOTH. BUT THEN I WENT
BEHIND THE BLEACHERS, AND THE BEAR WAS
BUT THEN I WENT BEHIND THE BLEACHERS,
AND THE BEAR WAS WAITING FOR ME.
THE BLEACHERS, AND THE BEAR WAS
WAITING FOR ME. AND THE BEAR GAVE ME A SOFA
WAITING FOR ME. AND THE BEAR GAVE ME A
SOFA AND A REFRIGERATOR AND WANTED ME
AND THE BEAR GAVE ME A SOFA AND A REFRIGERATOR
AND WANTED ME TO CARRY IT FOR THE REST OF
AND A REFRIGERATOR AND WANTED ME
TO CARRY IT FOR THE REST OF THE RACE.
TO CARRY IT FOR THE REST OF THE
RACE. AND IT STARTED HURTING ALL OVER
THE RACE. AND IT STARTED HURTING
ALL OVER AND IT STARTED TO GET WARM.
AND IT STARTED HURTING ALL OVER AND IT STARTED
TO GET WARM. AND MY LUNGS WANTED OXYGEN.
AND IT STARTED TO GET WARM. AND MY LUNGS
WANTED OXYGEN. I WAS TRYING TO GIVE 'EM
AND MY LUNGS WANTED OXYGEN. I WAS TRYING
TO GIVE 'EM EVERYTHING I COULD TAKE IN.
I WAS TRYING TO GIVE 'EM EVERYTHING I COULD
TAKE IN. AND THEN MY LUNGS GOT CONFUSED
EVERYTHING I COULD TAKE IN. AND THEN MY
LUNGS GOT CONFUSED AND WANTED TO SEE WHAT WAS
AND THEN MY LUNGS GOT CONFUSED
AND WANTED TO SEE WHAT WAS HAPPENING.
AND WANTED TO SEE WHAT WAS
HAPPENING. AND SO THEY CAME OUT.
HAPPENING. AND SO THEY
CAME OUT. >> OH, CLIFF.
AND SO THEY CAME OUT. >> OH,
CLIFF. THE FIRST DAY'S ALWAYS
OH, CLIFF. THE FIRST
DAY'S ALWAYS THE HARDEST.
THE FIRST DAY'S ALWAYS THE
HARDEST. YOU HAVE TO GIVE YOURSELF
THE HARDEST. YOU HAVE
TO GIVE YOURSELF A CHANCE.
YOU HAVE TO GIVE YOURSELF A
CHANCE. >> EVERY PERSON THAT ERNIE HAS
A CHANCE. >> EVERY PERSON
THAT ERNIE HAS LINED UP IS IN SHAPE.
EVERY PERSON THAT ERNIE HAS LINED
UP IS IN SHAPE. I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE
LINED UP IS IN SHAPE. I'M NOT GOING
OUT THERE AND EMBARRASS MYSELF.
I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE AND
EMBARRASS MYSELF. >> OKAY.
AND EMBARRASS
MYSELF. >> OKAY. >> CLAIR?
OKAY. >> CLAIR? >> YES.
CLAIR? >> YES. >> WOULD
YOU BRING THE SHOWER
YES. >> WOULD YOU BRING
THE SHOWER DOWN HERE?
WOULD YOU BRING THE SHOWER
DOWN HERE? [PHONE RINGING]
DR. HUXTABLE HERE. >> IS
THIS DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE?
IS THIS DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE?
YES, IT IS, WHO'S SPEAKING?
DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE? >> YES, IT
IS, WHO'S SPEAKING? >> THIS IS COLONEL
YES, IT IS, WHO'S SPEAKING? >> THIS IS
COLONEL SANFORD B. TURNER BETTER KNOWN
THIS IS COLONEL SANFORD B. TURNER
BETTER KNOWN TO YOU AS TAILWIND.
SANFORD B. TURNER BETTER KNOWN
TO YOU AS TAILWIND. >> YEAH, TAILWIND,
TO YOU AS TAILWIND. >> YEAH,
TAILWIND, HOW YOU DOIN'?
YEAH, TAILWIND, HOW YOU
DOIN'? >> I'M FINE, THANK YOU.
HOW YOU DOIN'? >> I'M FINE, THANK
YOU. I'M IN THE MARINE CORPS NOW,
I'M FINE, THANK YOU. I'M IN THE MARINE
CORPS NOW, AND THE COACH OF THE TRACK TEAM
I'M IN THE MARINE CORPS NOW, AND
THE COACH OF THE TRACK TEAM HERE.
AND THE COACH OF THE
TRACK TEAM HERE. >> OH, YEAH?
HERE. >> OH, YEAH? WELL,
THE RUMOR IS THAT YOU
OH, YEAH? WELL, THE RUMOR IS THAT
YOU AND YOUR OLD CRONIES FROM NORTON
WELL, THE RUMOR IS THAT YOU AND YOUR OLD
CRONIES FROM NORTON ARE LOOKIN' FOR SOME KIND OF
AND YOUR OLD CRONIES FROM NORTON
ARE LOOKIN' FOR SOME KIND OF REMATCH.
ARE LOOKIN' FOR SOME KIND OF
REMATCH. >> THAT'S RIGHT AND I HEARD THAT
REMATCH. >> THAT'S RIGHT AND I HEARD
THAT YOU HAVE A LONG, LONG WAY TO GO
THAT'S RIGHT AND I HEARD THAT YOU HAVE
A LONG, LONG WAY TO GO TO GET TO PEPPER.
YOU HAVE A LONG, LONG WAY
TO GO TO GET TO PEPPER. >> HA!
TO GET TO PEPPER. >> HA!
WELL, I GOT ENOUGH PEPPER TO
HA! WELL, I GOT ENOUGH PEPPER
TO SPRINKLE ON YOUR LITTLE HEAD.
WELL, I GOT ENOUGH PEPPER TO SPRINKLE ON YOUR
LITTLE HEAD. >> I'M THE GUY THAT GAVE YOU
SPRINKLE ON YOUR LITTLE HEAD. >> I'M THE GUY
THAT GAVE YOU A FULL-COURSE CINDER DINNER
I'M THE GUY THAT GAVE YOU A
FULL-COURSE CINDER DINNER SOME YEARS AGO.
A FULL-COURSE CINDER DINNER
SOME YEARS AGO. >> GAVE ME A WHAT?
SOME YEARS AGO. >> GAVE ME A
WHAT? >> YOU KNOW, CINDER DINNER, YOU
GAVE ME A WHAT? >> YOU KNOW, CINDER
DINNER, YOU ATE ALL THE CINDERS I KICKED
YOU KNOW, CINDER DINNER, YOU ATE
ALL THE CINDERS I KICKED UP IN YOUR FACE.
ATE ALL THE CINDERS I KICKED UP IN YOUR
FACE. >> SO I GUESS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
UP IN YOUR FACE. >> SO I GUESS WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING IS YOU WANT TO EAT A LITTLE BIT
SO I GUESS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS YOU WANT TO
EAT A LITTLE BIT OF SOMETHING YOURSELF, HUH?
IS YOU WANT TO EAT A LITTLE BIT OF SOMETHING
YOURSELF, HUH? >> I'LL SEE YOU ON THE TRACK.
OF SOMETHING YOURSELF, HUH? >> I'LL SEE YOU
ON THE TRACK. AND IF YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR WAY
I'LL SEE YOU ON THE TRACK. AND IF YOU CAN'T
FIND YOUR WAY THERE, I'LL SEND A CAR FOR YOU.
AND IF YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR WAY THERE, I'LL SEND
A CAR FOR YOU. >> WELL, I THINK YOU BETTER KEEP
THERE, I'LL SEND A CAR FOR YOU. >> WELL, I
THINK YOU BETTER KEEP IT BECAUSE AFTER THE RACE,
WELL, I THINK YOU BETTER KEEP IT BECAUSE
AFTER THE RACE, YOU'LL NEED SOMETHING TO TAKE
IT BECAUSE AFTER THE RACE, YOU'LL NEED
SOMETHING TO TAKE YOU TO THE CEMETERY.
AH!
AH!
OW!
OW!
[MUSIC]
ELBOWS IN. PUMP THE
ARMS. BRING 'EM AROUND.
PUMP THE ARMS. BRING
'EM AROUND. HERE IT COMES.
BRING 'EM AROUND.
HERE IT COMES. ALL RIGHT.
HERE IT COMES.
ALL RIGHT. HIT IT!
ALL RIGHT. HIT IT! NOW
KEEP YOUR ELBOWS IN.
HIT IT! NOW KEEP YOUR
ELBOWS IN. KEEP 'EM IN.
NOW KEEP YOUR ELBOWS
IN. KEEP 'EM IN. KEEP 'EM IN.
KEEP 'EM IN. KEEP
'EM IN. KEEP 'EM IN.
KEEP 'EM IN. KEEP 'EM
IN. COME ON, THAT IT.
KEEP 'EM IN. COME
ON, THAT IT. RELAX.
COME ON, THAT IT. RELAX.
ALL RIGHT NO, NO, HERE,
RELAX. ALL RIGHT NO,
NO, HERE, SLAP IT IN.
ALL RIGHT NO, NO, HERE, SLAP
IT IN. YOU GOTTA SLAP IT IN.
SLAP IT IN. YOU GOTTA
SLAP IT IN. >> I'LL HURT YOU.
YOU GOTTA SLAP IT IN. >> I'LL
HURT YOU. >> NO, NO, DON'T, JUST
I'LL HURT YOU. >> NO, NO,
DON'T, JUST SLAP IT IN, COME ON.
DAD? >> HUH? >>
DO I LOOK OKAY FOR
HUH? >> DO I LOOK OKAY
FOR LEON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY?
DO I LOOK OKAY FOR LEON'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY? >> WHOA.
LEON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY? >>
WHOA. I MEAN LEON IS IN BIG TROUBLE.
WHOA. I MEAN LEON IS IN
BIG TROUBLE. >> THANK YOU.
I MEAN LEON IS IN BIG TROUBLE. >>
THANK YOU. I'M SORRY I'M GONNA MISS
THANK YOU. I'M SORRY
I'M GONNA MISS YOUR RACE.
I'M SORRY I'M GONNA MISS YOUR
RACE. >> I'M SORRY I'M GONNA MISS
YOUR RACE. >> I'M SORRY I'M
GONNA MISS LEON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
I'M SORRY I'M GONNA MISS LEON'S BIRTHDAY
PARTY. >> YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, VANESSA.
LEON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. >> YOU LOOK
BEAUTIFUL, VANESSA. >> THANK YOU, RUDY.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, VANESSA. >>
THANK YOU, RUDY. DAD, COULD I TALK TO YOU
THANK YOU, RUDY. DAD,
COULD I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
DAD, COULD I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE? >> YEAH, SURE.
FOR A MINUTE? >> YEAH,
SURE. >> PRIVATELY.
YEAH, SURE. >>
PRIVATELY. IT'S ABOUT BOYS.
PRIVATELY. IT'S ABOUT
BOYS. >> EXCUSE ME!
DAD, IN CASE A SLOW SONG COMES UP, WHEN YOU
SLOW DANCE WITH SOMEBODY, WHAT DO YOU DO
COMES UP, WHEN YOU SLOW DANCE WITH
SOMEBODY, WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THIS HAND?
WITH SOMEBODY, WHAT DO YOU DO WITH
THIS HAND? >> YOU COULD WAVE AT THE PEOPLE
WITH THIS HAND? >> YOU COULD WAVE
AT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE COMING IN LATE.
YOU COULD WAVE AT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE
COMING IN LATE. >> DAD, THIS IS SERIOUS.
WHO ARE COMING IN LATE. >>
DAD, THIS IS SERIOUS. >> OKAY.
DAD, THIS IS SERIOUS. >> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, NOW A SLOW RECORD
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, NOW
A SLOW RECORD COMES ON.
ALL RIGHT, NOW A SLOW RECORD
COMES ON. [SINGING] BABY, WA...
COMES ON. [SINGING]
BABY, WA... >> UH, VANESSA.
[SINGING] BABY, WA...
UH, VANESSA. >> HMM?
UH, VANESSA. >> HMM? >>
YOU DON'T MASH YOUR BODY
HMM? >> YOU DON'T MASH
YOUR BODY UP AGAINST ANY BOY.
YOU DON'T MASH YOUR BODY UP
AGAINST ANY BOY. I DON'T CARE WHO HE IS,
UP AGAINST ANY BOY. I DON'T
CARE WHO HE IS, YOU UNDERSTAND?
I DON'T CARE WHO HE IS, YOU
UNDERSTAND? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MASH
YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO MASH YOUR BODY.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MASH YOUR
BODY. NOW STEP BACK 12 INCHES.
YOUR BODY. NOW STEP BACK
12 INCHES. >> THANKS, DAD.
NOW STEP BACK 12 INCHES.
THANKS, DAD. >> ALL RIGHT.
THANKS, DAD. >> ALL
RIGHT. YOU GOT THE PEPPER?
ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT THE
PEPPER? >> I GOT THE PEPPER.
YOU GOT THE PEPPER? >> I
GOT THE PEPPER. >> ALL RIGHT.
I GOT THE PEPPER. >>
ALL RIGHT. >> OH, GOOD LUCK.
ALL RIGHT. >> OH, GOOD
LUCK. HONEY, WE'LL BE RIGHT UP
OH, GOOD LUCK. HONEY,
WE'LL BE RIGHT UP IN THE STANDS.
HONEY, WE'LL BE RIGHT UP IN THE
STANDS. >> WE'LL BE ROOTIN' FOR YOU,
IN THE STANDS. >> WE'LL
BE ROOTIN' FOR YOU, DADDY.
WE'LL BE ROOTIN' FOR YOU,
DADDY. >> OKAY NOW, ERNIE, I WANT YOU
DADDY. >> OKAY NOW, ERNIE, I WANT
YOU TO MAKE SURE THAT CLIFF'S RED
OKAY NOW, ERNIE, I WANT YOU TO MAKE SURE
THAT CLIFF'S RED SHOELACES ARE TIED TIGHTLY,
TO MAKE SURE THAT CLIFF'S RED SHOELACES ARE
TIED TIGHTLY, THAT HE'S PROPERLY WARMED AND
SHOELACES ARE TIED TIGHTLY, THAT HE'S PROPERLY
WARMED AND THAT HE DOESN'T PULL ANYTHING.
THAT HE'S PROPERLY WARMED AND THAT HE
DOESN'T PULL ANYTHING. >> DO IT TO 'EM, DAD!
THAT HE DOESN'T PULL ANYTHING.
DO IT TO 'EM, DAD! >> COME ON!
DO IT TO 'EM, DAD! >> COME
ON! >> I ASK YA HAVE YOU GOT
COME ON! >> I ASK YA
HAVE YOU GOT THE PEPPER?
I ASK YA HAVE YOU GOT THE
PEPPER? >> I'VE GOT THE PEPPER.
THE PEPPER? >> I'VE GOT THE
PEPPER. >> ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
I'VE GOT THE PEPPER. >> ALL RIGHT,
COME ON. WE GOTTA GO SMOKE NOW, COME ON.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON. WE GOTTA GO
SMOKE NOW, COME ON. >> I HOPE HE WINS.
WE GOTTA GO SMOKE NOW, COME ON. >> I
HOPE HE WINS. >> I HOPE HE COMES OUT OF IT
I HOPE HE WINS. >> I HOPE
HE COMES OUT OF IT ALIVE.
WELCOME TO OUR PRELIMINARY
EVENT TONIGHT. A SPECIAL MASTERS RELAY
EVENT TONIGHT. A SPECIAL MASTERS
RELAY BETWEEN HILLMAN COLLEGE
A SPECIAL MASTERS RELAY BETWEEN
HILLMAN COLLEGE AND NORTON UNIVERSITY.
LEADING OFF FOR HILLMAN IS TOMMY
SEALS. AND FOR NORTON, IT WILL BE
TOMMY SEALS. AND FOR
NORTON, IT WILL BE BENNY MOORE.
THEY'RE OFF!
HILLMAN TAKES THE EARLY LEAD.
TOMMY SEALS OUT IN FRONT OF
BENNY MOORE.
HERE COMES BENNY MOORE NOW
OVERTAKING SEALS.
NORTON HAS THE LEAD. AS THEY MAKE
THE EXCHANGE, NOW RUNNING FOR NORTON,
AS THEY MAKE THE EXCHANGE, NOW
RUNNING FOR NORTON, DHAMIRI ABAYOMI.
NOW RUNNING FOR NORTON,
DHAMIRI ABAYOMI. AND FOR HILLMAN IT'S
DHAMIRI ABAYOMI. AND FOR
HILLMAN IT'S REGGIE STRUTHERS.
AND FOR HILLMAN IT'S REGGIE
STRUTHERS. HERE COMES STRUTHERS!
AND NOW ABAYOMI.
IT'S ABAYOMI OF NORTON.
STRUTHERS OF HILLMAN.
HERE'S THE SECOND EXCHANGE. NOW RUNNING
FOR NORTON, MCKINNLEY WHITFIELD AND FOR
NOW RUNNING FOR NORTON, MCKINNLEY WHITFIELD
AND FOR HILLMAN IT'S TUCSON JACKSON.
MCKINNLEY WHITFIELD AND FOR HILLMAN IT'S
TUCSON JACKSON. AND WHITFIELD IS WIDENING
HILLMAN IT'S TUCSON JACKSON.
AND WHITFIELD IS WIDENING THE GAP.
IT'S WHITFIELD WAY OUT
IN FRONT OF JACKSON.
AND NOW HILLMAN HAS TAKEN
THE LEAD. WAITING FOR THE BATON,
THE LEAD. WAITING FOR THE BATON,
THE ANCHOR MAN FOR NORTON IS
WAITING FOR THE BATON, THE ANCHOR MAN FOR
NORTON IS TAILWIND TURNER AND FOR HILLMAN
THE ANCHOR MAN FOR NORTON IS TAILWIND TURNER
AND FOR HILLMAN IT'S HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE.
[MUSIC]
IT LOOKS LIKE A PHOTO FINISH.
[CHEERING]
WE LOVE YOU, DAD!
YOU WERE GREAT TONIGHT. >> THANK
YOU. >> AND I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY
THANK YOU. >> AND I DON'T CARE
WHAT ANYBODY SAYS, IT WAS NOT A TIE.
AND I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS, IT
WAS NOT A TIE. YOU BEAT THAT LITTLE WEASEL.
SAYS, IT WAS NOT A TIE. YOU BEAT THAT
LITTLE WEASEL. >> I THINK I BEAT HIM TOO.
YOU BEAT THAT LITTLE WEASEL. >> I THINK I
BEAT HIM TOO. >> AND LOOKED GOOD DOING IT.
I THINK I BEAT HIM TOO. >> AND
LOOKED GOOD DOING IT. >> DID I LOOK GOOD?
AND LOOKED GOOD DOING IT. >> DID I
LOOK GOOD? >> OH, YOU WERE SO CUTE IN YOUR
DID I LOOK GOOD? >> OH, YOU WERE SO CUTE
IN YOUR LITTLE SHORTS, MUSCLES RIPPLING.
OH, YOU WERE SO CUTE IN YOUR LITTLE SHORTS,
MUSCLES RIPPLING. >> OH, MY GOODNESS, RIPPLING.
LITTLE SHORTS, MUSCLES RIPPLING. >> OH, MY
GOODNESS, RIPPLING. >> LONG, BEAUTIFUL STRIDES.
OH, MY GOODNESS, RIPPLING. >>
LONG, BEAUTIFUL STRIDES. >> OH, YEAH?
LONG, BEAUTIFUL STRIDES. >>
OH, YEAH? YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
OH, YEAH? YOU KNOW
WHAT ELSE? >> HMM?
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? >>
HMM? >> I REALLY FEEL GOOD.
HMM? >> I REALLY FEEL GOOD.
MY STOMACH HAS FLATTENED OUT A
I REALLY FEEL GOOD. MY STOMACH HAS FLATTENED
OUT A LITTLE BIT FROM THOSE WORKOUTS.
MY STOMACH HAS FLATTENED OUT A LITTLE BIT
FROM THOSE WORKOUTS. IT'S REALLY GOOD FOR ME.
LITTLE BIT FROM THOSE WORKOUTS. IT'S REALLY
GOOD FOR ME. >> WHY DON'T YOU TURN OUT
IT'S REALLY GOOD FOR ME. >> WHY
DON'T YOU TURN OUT THE LIGHTS?
I WOULD BUT I'M SO STIFF,
I CAN'T MOVE.
[MUSIC]
"THE COSBY SHOW" WAS TAPED IN
FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
[MUSIC]
THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE. >>
OKAY, RUDY, YOUR QUESTION IS,
ONE, TWO, THREE. >> OKAY, RUDY, YOUR
QUESTION IS, "WHO SAID 'I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN
OKAY, RUDY, YOUR QUESTION IS, "WHO
SAID 'I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO FIGHT?'"
"WHO SAID 'I HAVE NOT YET
BEGUN TO FIGHT?'" >> PAPA SMURF.
TO FIGHT?'" >> PAPA SMURF. >>
RUDY, YOU'VE ANSWERED EVERY
PAPA SMURF. >> RUDY, YOU'VE
ANSWERED EVERY QUESTION, "PAPA SMURF."
RUDY, YOU'VE ANSWERED EVERY
QUESTION, "PAPA SMURF." >> IT'S WRONG?
QUESTION, "PAPA SMURF." >> IT'S
WRONG? >> OF COURSE IT'S WRONG.
IT'S WRONG? >> OF COURSE IT'S
WRONG. PAPA SMURF NEVER SAID, "I HAVE
OF COURSE IT'S WRONG. PAPA SMURF NEVER
SAID, "I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO FIGHT."
PAPA SMURF NEVER SAID, "I HAVE
NOT YET BEGUN TO FIGHT." >> WHO DID?
NOT YET BEGUN TO FIGHT." >>
WHO DID? >> CLINT EASTWOOD.
WHO DID? >> CLINT EASTWOOD.
THIS GAME'S TOO HARD FOR ME.
CLINT EASTWOOD. >> THIS
GAME'S TOO HARD FOR ME. >> OH.
THIS GAME'S TOO HARD
FOR ME. >> OH. [PHONE RINGING]
OH. [PHONE RINGING]
HUXTABLE RESIDENCE.
[PHONE RINGING] >> HUXTABLE
RESIDENCE. YEAH, SHE IS, HOLD ON
HUXTABLE RESIDENCE. YEAH,
SHE IS, HOLD ON FOR A SECOND.
YEAH, SHE IS, HOLD ON FOR A SECOND.
VANESSA, YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL
FOR A SECOND. VANESSA, YOU
HAVE A PHONE CALL FROM A BOY.
VANESSA, YOU HAVE A PHONE
CALL FROM A BOY. >> A BOY?
FROM A BOY. >> A BOY? HAS
HE GOT THE RIGHT NUMBER?
A BOY? HAS HE GOT THE RIGHT
NUMBER? >> IT'S PROBABLY JUST ABOUT
HAS HE GOT THE RIGHT NUMBER? >> IT'S
PROBABLY JUST ABOUT SOME HOMEWORK.
IT'S PROBABLY JUST ABOUT SOME
HOMEWORK. >> HE DOESN'T HAVE THAT
SOME HOMEWORK. >> HE DOESN'T
HAVE THAT HOMEWORK SOUND.
HE DOESN'T HAVE THAT
HOMEWORK SOUND. >> WHOA.
HOMEWORK SOUND. >> WHOA.
I'LL TAKE IT IN THE KITCHEN.
WHOA. >> I'LL TAKE IT IN THE
KITCHEN. YOU GUYS HANG UP THE SECOND
I'LL TAKE IT IN THE KITCHEN. YOU
GUYS HANG UP THE SECOND I GET ON.
YOU GUYS HANG UP THE
SECOND I GET ON. >> LET'S LISTEN!
I GET ON. >> LET'S
LISTEN! >> NO!
LET'S LISTEN! >>
NO! [DOORBELL RINGING]
HELLO, THERE. >> CAN I HELP
YOU? >> YEAH, YOU'RE LITTLE
CAN I HELP YOU? >> YEAH, YOU'RE
LITTLE COMBUSTIBLE, ALL RIGHT.
YEAH, YOU'RE LITTLE
COMBUSTIBLE, ALL RIGHT. >> WHO?
COMBUSTIBLE, ALL RIGHT. >> WHO?
THAT'S THE NAME WE USED TO
WHO? >> THAT'S THE NAME WE
USED TO CALL YOUR FATHER WAY BACK
THAT'S THE NAME WE USED TO CALL
YOUR FATHER WAY BACK IN THE OLD DAYS.
CALL YOUR FATHER WAY BACK IN
THE OLD DAYS. YOUR FATHER HOME?
IN THE OLD DAYS. YOUR
FATHER HOME? I'M ERNIE SCOTT.
YOUR FATHER HOME? I'M
ERNIE SCOTT. >> OH YEAH, HEY.
I'M ERNIE SCOTT. >> OH YEAH,
HEY. HE TOLD US YOU WERE COMING.
OH YEAH, HEY. HE TOLD US YOU WERE
COMING. >> WEREN'T YOU DAD'S OLD TRACK
HE TOLD US YOU WERE COMING. >> WEREN'T YOU
DAD'S OLD TRACK COACH AT HILLMAN COLLEGE?
WEREN'T YOU DAD'S OLD TRACK COACH AT HILLMAN
COLLEGE? >> DO I LOOK LIKE I CAN BE YOUR
COACH AT HILLMAN COLLEGE? >> DO I LOOK LIKE
I CAN BE YOUR FATHER'S OLD TRACK COACH?
DO I LOOK LIKE I CAN BE YOUR FATHER'S
OLD TRACK COACH? DON'T ANSWER THAT.
FATHER'S OLD TRACK COACH?
DON'T ANSWER THAT. [LAUGHING]
DON'T ANSWER THAT. [LAUGHING]
YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT
[LAUGHING] YES, AS A MATTER OF
FACT I WAS HIS ASSISTANT COACH.
YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT I WAS HIS ASSISTANT
COACH. AND I GOT ALL THESE GRAY HAIRS
I WAS HIS ASSISTANT COACH. AND I GOT ALL THESE
GRAY HAIRS FROM TRYING TO DRAG YOUR FATHER
AND I GOT ALL THESE GRAY HAIRS FROM
TRYING TO DRAG YOUR FATHER TO PRACTICE.
FROM TRYING TO DRAG YOUR FATHER
TO PRACTICE. >> OKAY, I'LL GO TELL DADDY
TO PRACTICE. >> OKAY, I'LL GO
TELL DADDY THAT YOU'RE HERE.
OKAY, I'LL GO TELL DADDY
THAT YOU'RE HERE. >> THANK YOU.
THAT YOU'RE HERE. >> THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW DAD HAS THIS GREAT
THANK YOU. >> YOU KNOW DAD HAS
THIS GREAT PICTURE OF YOU WHEN YOU'RE
YOU KNOW DAD HAS THIS GREAT PICTURE OF YOU
WHEN YOU'RE LIFTING HIM UP IN THE AIR AFTER
PICTURE OF YOU WHEN YOU'RE LIFTING HIM
UP IN THE AIR AFTER HE WON THIS BIG RACE.
LIFTING HIM UP IN THE AIR AFTER HE WON THIS
BIG RACE. >> I DON'T THINK I WAS LIFTING
HE WON THIS BIG RACE. >> I DON'T
THINK I WAS LIFTING HIM UP IN THE AIR.
I DON'T THINK I WAS LIFTING HIM UP
IN THE AIR. I THINK I WAS JUST TRYING TO
HIM UP IN THE AIR. I THINK I WAS JUST
TRYING TO CARRY HIM BACK TO THE LOCKER
I THINK I WAS JUST TRYING TO CARRY HIM BACK
TO THE LOCKER ROOM AFTER HE HAD COLLAPSED
CARRY HIM BACK TO THE LOCKER
ROOM AFTER HE HAD COLLAPSED ON ME.
ROOM AFTER HE HAD COLLAPSED
ON ME. >> WHAT HAPPENED?
ON ME. >> WHAT HAPPENED?
NOTHING, NOTHING.
WHAT HAPPENED? >> NOTHING,
NOTHING. THAT'S JUST WHAT HE WOULD
NOTHING, NOTHING. THAT'S
JUST WHAT HE WOULD USUALLY DO.
THAT'S JUST WHAT HE WOULD USUALLY
DO. AFTER EVERY RACE, JUST COLLAPSE.
USUALLY DO. AFTER EVERY RACE, JUST
COLLAPSE. STADIUM WOULD BE CLEARING OUT,
AFTER EVERY RACE, JUST COLLAPSE. STADIUM WOULD
BE CLEARING OUT, HE'D STILL BE LYING THERE.
STADIUM WOULD BE CLEARING OUT, HE'D STILL
BE LYING THERE. >> WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T
HE'D STILL BE LYING THERE. >>
WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
PEOPLE WOULD BE WALKING BY HIM
UNDERSTAND. PEOPLE WOULD BE
WALKING BY HIM AND NOBODY PICKED HIM UP?
PEOPLE WOULD BE WALKING BY HIM AND NOBODY
PICKED HIM UP? >> THAT'S BECAUSE HE SAID,
AND NOBODY PICKED HIM UP? >> THAT'S
BECAUSE HE SAID, "PLEASE, PLEASE,
THAT'S BECAUSE HE SAID,
"PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T TOUCH ME."
"PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T TOUCH
ME." THEY'D HAVE TO MOW THE GRASS
DON'T TOUCH ME." THEY'D HAVE TO MOW
THE GRASS AROUND HIM IN THE MORNING.
THEY'D HAVE TO MOW THE GRASS
AROUND HIM IN THE MORNING. >> ERNIE!
AROUND HIM IN THE MORNING. >>
ERNIE! >> YOU GOT THE PEPPER?
ERNIE! >> YOU GOT THE
PEPPER? >> I GOT THE PEPPER.
YOU GOT THE PEPPER? >> I GOT
THE PEPPER. >> HEY, CLIFF, MY BOY!
I GOT THE PEPPER. >> HEY, CLIFF,
MY BOY! YOU GOT... WHOA, YOU GOT
HEY, CLIFF, MY BOY! YOU GOT... WHOA,
YOU GOT SOMETHING ELSE THERE TOO.
YOU GOT... WHOA, YOU GOT
SOMETHING ELSE THERE TOO. YES, SIR.
SOMETHING ELSE THERE TOO. YES,
SIR. ALL RIGHT, COME ON, TELL ME WHAT
YES, SIR. ALL RIGHT, COME ON, TELL
ME WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING BESIDES
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, TELL ME WHAT
YOU'VE BEEN DOING BESIDES GAINING WEIGHT.
YOU'VE BEEN DOING BESIDES GAINING
WEIGHT. >> THIS IS THE SAME BELT SIZE
GAINING WEIGHT. >> THIS IS THE SAME
BELT SIZE I HAD WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE.
THIS IS THE SAME BELT SIZE I HAD WHEN
I WAS IN COLLEGE. >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I HAD WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE. >> YEAH,
THAT'S RIGHT. YOU USED TO WEAR IT A LITTLE
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU USED TO
WEAR IT A LITTLE DIFFERENT PLACE THOUGH,
YOU USED TO WEAR IT A LITTLE
DIFFERENT PLACE THOUGH, DIDN'T YOU?
DIFFERENT PLACE THOUGH, DIDN'T
YOU? >> THEO, YOU'RE LOOKING AT A MAN
DIDN'T YOU? >> THEO, YOU'RE LOOKING
AT A MAN WHO CHANGED MY ENTIRE LIFE.
THEO, YOU'RE LOOKING AT A MAN WHO CHANGED
MY ENTIRE LIFE. BEFORE I MET THIS MAN,
WHO CHANGED MY ENTIRE LIFE.
BEFORE I MET THIS MAN, I WAS HAPPY.
BEFORE I MET THIS MAN, I WAS HAPPY.
AND THEN HE MADE ME RUN THE 440.
I WAS HAPPY. AND THEN HE MADE ME
RUN THE 440. >> NOW LOOK HERE, CLIFF,
AND THEN HE MADE ME RUN THE 440. >> NOW LOOK
HERE, CLIFF, I'VE COME BY TO SEE YOU BECAUSE,
NOW LOOK HERE, CLIFF, I'VE COME BY TO SEE
YOU BECAUSE, WELL, AS YOU KNOW, I GO TO A LOT
I'VE COME BY TO SEE YOU BECAUSE, WELL, AS YOU
KNOW, I GO TO A LOT OF THESE MASTERS TRACK MEETS.
WELL, AS YOU KNOW, I GO TO A LOT OF
THESE MASTERS TRACK MEETS. >> WHAT'S THAT?
OF THESE MASTERS TRACK MEETS. >> WHAT'S
THAT? >> TRACK MEETS FOR PEOPLE OVER
WHAT'S THAT? >> TRACK MEETS FOR
PEOPLE OVER 35 WHO STILL WANT TO COMPETE.
TRACK MEETS FOR PEOPLE OVER 35 WHO STILL
WANT TO COMPETE. >> YEAH, AND AT EVERY ONE
35 WHO STILL WANT TO COMPETE. >> YEAH,
AND AT EVERY ONE I GO TO, I SEE ALL YOUR
YEAH, AND AT EVERY ONE I GO
TO, I SEE ALL YOUR OLD TEAMMATES.
I GO TO, I SEE ALL YOUR OLD
TEAMMATES. THERE'S TOMMY SEAL,
OLD TEAMMATES. THERE'S TOMMY
SEAL, THERE'S REGGIE STRUTHERS,
THERE'S TOMMY SEAL, THERE'S
REGGIE STRUTHERS, TUCSON JACKSON.
THERE'S REGGIE STRUTHERS, TUCSON
JACKSON. >> WELL, HOW ARE THEY DOING?
TUCSON JACKSON. >> WELL, HOW ARE
THEY DOING? >> THEY'RE IN TERRIFIC
WELL, HOW ARE THEY DOING?
THEY'RE IN TERRIFIC CONDITION.
THEY'RE IN TERRIFIC CONDITION.
I MEAN, OF COURSE, YOU HAVE TO
CONDITION. I MEAN, OF COURSE, YOU
HAVE TO BE YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA
I MEAN, OF COURSE, YOU HAVE TO BE YOU KNOW
WHEN YOU'RE GONNA COMPETE AT THAT LEVEL.
BE YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA COMPETE AT
THAT LEVEL. I MEAN THEY'RE RUNNING AGAINST
COMPETE AT THAT LEVEL. I MEAN THEY'RE
RUNNING AGAINST GUYS LIKE BENNY MOORE,
I MEAN THEY'RE RUNNING AGAINST
GUYS LIKE BENNY MOORE, LIKE WHITFIELD,
GUYS LIKE BENNY MOORE, LIKE
WHITFIELD, SANFORD B. TAILWIND TURNER.
LIKE WHITFIELD, SANFORD B.
TAILWIND TURNER. >> TAILWIND TURNER.
SANFORD B. TAILWIND TURNER. >>
TAILWIND TURNER. HE'S STILL RUNNING?
TAILWIND TURNER. HE'S STILL
RUNNING? >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
HE'S STILL RUNNING? >> YEAH, THAT'S
RIGHT. >> WHO'S TAILWIND TURNER?
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. >> WHO'S TAILWIND
TURNER? >> THE ONLY MAN EVER TO BEAT
WHO'S TAILWIND TURNER? >> THE ONLY MAN
EVER TO BEAT YOUR FATHER, REMEMBER THAT?
THE ONLY MAN EVER TO BEAT YOUR
FATHER, REMEMBER THAT? >> PENN RELAYS.
YOUR FATHER, REMEMBER THAT? >>
PENN RELAYS. >> HILLMAN COLLEGE VERSUS
PENN RELAYS. >> HILLMAN COLLEGE
VERSUS NORTON UNIVERSITY, BATTLE
HILLMAN COLLEGE VERSUS NORTON UNIVERSITY,
BATTLE OF THE TWO GREAT ANCHOR MEN,
NORTON UNIVERSITY, BATTLE OF THE TWO GREAT
ANCHOR MEN, SANFORD B. TAILWIND TURNER,
OF THE TWO GREAT ANCHOR MEN, SANFORD B. TAILWIND
TURNER, HEATHCLIFF COMBUSTIBLE HUXTABLE.
SANFORD B. TAILWIND TURNER, HEATHCLIFF COMBUSTIBLE
HUXTABLE. >> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
HEATHCLIFF COMBUSTIBLE HUXTABLE. >> LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING. IT CAME TO THE ANCHOR MEN,
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. IT CAME
TO THE ANCHOR MEN, TAILWIND AND DAD.
IT CAME TO THE ANCHOR MEN, TAILWIND
AND DAD. I CALLED MYSELF COMBUSTIBLE
TAILWIND AND DAD. I CALLED
MYSELF COMBUSTIBLE BECAUSE, BOOM!
I CALLED MYSELF COMBUSTIBLE
BECAUSE, BOOM! WHEN I EXPLODE, THAT'S IT.
BECAUSE, BOOM! WHEN I EXPLODE,
THAT'S IT. AND THEY HAD A 20-YARD LEAD.
WHEN I EXPLODE, THAT'S IT. AND THEY
HAD A 20-YARD LEAD. TAILWIND TOOK OFF.
AND THEY HAD A 20-YARD LEAD.
TAILWIND TOOK OFF. I FELT HIM.
TAILWIND TOOK OFF.
I FELT HIM. WHOOSH!
I FELT HIM. WHOOSH! I GOT
THE BATON, AND I TOOK OFF.
WHOOSH! I GOT THE BATON, AND I
TOOK OFF. NOW THIS IS PENN RELAYS.
I GOT THE BATON, AND I TOOK OFF. NOW THIS
IS PENN RELAYS. YOU GOT ABOUT 43,000 PEOPLE
NOW THIS IS PENN RELAYS. YOU GOT
ABOUT 43,000 PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT, "WHOA!"
YOU GOT ABOUT 43,000 PEOPLE TALKING
ABOUT, "WHOA!" I GOTTA HOLD BACK,
TALKING ABOUT, "WHOA!" I GOTTA
HOLD BACK, YOU UNDERSTAND?
I GOTTA HOLD BACK, YOU UNDERSTAND?
I CAN'T LISTEN TO THE CROWD,
YOU UNDERSTAND? I CAN'T LISTEN TO
THE CROWD, SO I'M TALKING TO MYSELF.
I CAN'T LISTEN TO THE CROWD, SO I'M TALKING
TO MYSELF. I SAID, "WE USE INTELLIGENCE,
SO I'M TALKING TO MYSELF. I SAID, "WE USE
INTELLIGENCE, STAY LOOSE, LONG, HARD STRIDES."
I SAID, "WE USE INTELLIGENCE, STAY LOOSE, LONG,
HARD STRIDES." PULL OUT MY FISHING ROD AND I...
STAY LOOSE, LONG, HARD STRIDES." PULL OUT MY
FISHING ROD AND I... AND PUT A HOOK DEAD IN HIS BACK
PULL OUT MY FISHING ROD AND I... AND PUT A HOOK
DEAD IN HIS BACK AND STARTED TO REEL HIM IN.
AND PUT A HOOK DEAD IN HIS BACK AND STARTED
TO REEL HIM IN. HE STARTED COMING BACK TO ME,
AND STARTED TO REEL HIM IN. HE STARTED
COMING BACK TO ME, AND I'M STAYING SMOOTH,
HE STARTED COMING BACK TO ME, AND I'M
STAYING SMOOTH, BOTTOM LIP JUST BOUNCING.
AND I'M STAYING SMOOTH, BOTTOM LIP JUST
BOUNCING. CAME 'ROUND THE TURN, NOW I'M
BOTTOM LIP JUST BOUNCING. CAME 'ROUND
THE TURN, NOW I'M 5 YARDS OFF OF HIM, MAN.
CAME 'ROUND THE TURN, NOW I'M 5
YARDS OFF OF HIM, MAN. I SAY TO MYSELF,
5 YARDS OFF OF HIM, MAN. I SAY TO
MYSELF, "COMBUSTIBLE, BUST HIM UP."
I SAY TO MYSELF, "COMBUSTIBLE, BUST
HIM UP." AND I'M UP ON HIS SHOULDER AND
"COMBUSTIBLE, BUST HIM UP." AND I'M UP ON HIS
SHOULDER AND I HEAR THE CROWD SAY, "WHOA!"
AND I'M UP ON HIS SHOULDER AND I HEAR THE
CROWD SAY, "WHOA!" THEN I DID A BODY CHECK
I HEAR THE CROWD SAY, "WHOA!" THEN I DID A
BODY CHECK AND THE BODY SAID, "GO 'HEAD."
THEN I DID A BODY CHECK AND THE BODY SAID,
"GO 'HEAD." THE BODY SAID, "GO 'HEAD."
AND THE BODY SAID, "GO 'HEAD." THE BODY
SAID, "GO 'HEAD." SAID, "IF YOU WANT HIM,
THE BODY SAID, "GO 'HEAD." SAID,
"IF YOU WANT HIM, GO GET HIM."
SAID, "IF YOU WANT HIM, GO
GET HIM." AND I SAID, "LOOK OUT."
GO GET HIM." AND I SAID, "LOOK
OUT." AND THIS MAN STARTED TO
AND I SAID, "LOOK OUT." AND
THIS MAN STARTED TO EDGE OVER.
AND THIS MAN STARTED TO EDGE
OVER. IN OTHER WORDS, HE WAS PUSHING
EDGE OVER. IN OTHER WORDS, HE
WAS PUSHING ME, WITHOUT TOUCHING ME,
IN OTHER WORDS, HE WAS PUSHING ME,
WITHOUT TOUCHING ME, HE'S PUSHING ME.
ME, WITHOUT TOUCHING ME, HE'S PUSHING
ME. PUSHED ME FROM LANE TWO TO LANE
HE'S PUSHING ME. PUSHED ME FROM LANE
TWO TO LANE SIX ALMOST UP IN THE STANDS.
PUSHED ME FROM LANE TWO TO LANE SIX ALMOST
UP IN THE STANDS. >> NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
SIX ALMOST UP IN THE STANDS. >>
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A
MINUTE. TURNER SAID HE NEVER RAN
WAIT A MINUTE. TURNER
SAID HE NEVER RAN YOU WIDE.
TURNER SAID HE NEVER
RAN YOU WIDE. >> HE'S A LIAR!
YOU WIDE. >> HE'S A
LIAR! >> NO, NO, NO, NO.
HE'S A LIAR! >> NO, NO, NO,
NO. THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR
NO, NO, NO, NO. THIS HAS BEEN GOING
ON FOR 26 YEARS UNTIL FINALLY LAST WEEK
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR 26 YEARS UNTIL
FINALLY LAST WEEK IT ALL CAME TO A HEAD.
26 YEARS UNTIL FINALLY LAST WEEK IT ALL CAME
TO A HEAD. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN TO A HEAD?
IT ALL CAME TO A HEAD. >> WHAT DO YOU
MEAN TO A HEAD? >> I CHALLENGED HIM TO
WHAT DO YOU MEAN TO A HEAD?
I CHALLENGED HIM TO A REMATCH.
I CHALLENGED HIM TO
A REMATCH. >> YOU DID?
A REMATCH. >> YOU DID? >> YES.
YOU DID? >> YES.
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
YES. >> GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. >>
HILLMAN VERSUS NORTON 3 WEEKS
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. >> HILLMAN
VERSUS NORTON 3 WEEKS FROM SATURDAY.
HILLMAN VERSUS NORTON 3 WEEKS
FROM SATURDAY. IT'S GONNA TAKE PLACE IN THE
FROM SATURDAY. IT'S GONNA TAKE PLACE IN
THE MASTERS MEET AT THE MEADOWLANDS.
IT'S GONNA TAKE PLACE IN THE MASTERS
MEET AT THE MEADOWLANDS. >> WELL, GOOD.
MASTERS MEET AT THE MEADOWLANDS. >>
WELL, GOOD. MY FAMILY AND I, WE'RE GONNA
WELL, GOOD. MY FAMILY
AND I, WE'RE GONNA GET TICKETS.
MY FAMILY AND I, WE'RE GONNA
GET TICKETS. WE'RE GONNA COME OUT
GET TICKETS. WE'RE GONNA
COME OUT AND WATCH THIS.
WE'RE GONNA COME OUT
AND WATCH THIS. >> AH.
AND WATCH THIS.
AH. >> HA, HA, HA.
AH. >> HA, HA,
HA. >> HA, HA, HA.
HA, HA, HA. >>
HA, HA, HA. >> UH-UH.
HA, HA, HA. >> UH-UH.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
UH-UH. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I'M WAY, WAY OUT OF SHAPE.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M WAY, WAY OUT OF
SHAPE. >> DAD, YOU ARE IN GOOD SHAPE.
I'M WAY, WAY OUT OF SHAPE. >> DAD, YOU ARE
IN GOOD SHAPE. YOU JOG A COUPLE OF TIMES
DAD, YOU ARE IN GOOD SHAPE.
YOU JOG A COUPLE OF TIMES A WEEK.
YOU JOG A COUPLE OF TIMES A
WEEK. >> TO JOG IS TO GO PIT, PAT,
A WEEK. >> TO JOG IS
TO GO PIT, PAT, PIT, PAT.
TO JOG IS TO GO PIT, PAT,
PIT, PAT. TO RUN THE 440 IS TO GO
PIT, PAT. TO RUN THE 440 IS
TO GO PIT-PAT-PIT-PAT-PIT-PAT.
TO RUN THE 440 IS TO GO
PIT-PAT-PIT-PAT-PIT-PAT. HOW MUCH DID YOU WEIGH
PIT-PAT-PIT-PAT-PIT-PAT. >> HOW
MUCH DID YOU WEIGH IN COLLEGE?
HOW MUCH DID YOU WEIGH IN
COLLEGE? >> A HUNDRED SEVENTY-FIVE.
IN COLLEGE? >> A HUNDRED SEVENTY-FIVE.
MMM, HOW MUCH YOU WEIGH NOW?
A HUNDRED SEVENTY-FIVE. >> MMM, HOW MUCH
YOU WEIGH NOW? >> HUNDRED SEVENTY-FIVE.
MMM, HOW MUCH YOU WEIGH NOW? >> HUNDRED
SEVENTY-FIVE. >> WITH YOUR CLOTHES OFF?
HUNDRED SEVENTY-FIVE. >>
WITH YOUR CLOTHES OFF? >> 206.
WITH YOUR CLOTHES
OFF? >> 206. >> OH.
206. >> OH. >> ERNIE!
OH. >> ERNIE! >>
OH, CLAIR, MY, MY,
ERNIE! >> OH, CLAIR,
MY, MY, LOOK AT YOU.
OH, CLAIR, MY, MY, LOOK
AT YOU. >> MOM, GUESS WHAT?
LOOK AT YOU. >> MOM,
GUESS WHAT? >> WHAT?
MOM, GUESS WHAT? >>
WHAT? >> DAD IS RUNNING AGAINST
WHAT? >> DAD IS RUNNING
AGAINST TAILWIND TURNER.
DAD IS RUNNING AGAINST TAILWIND
TURNER. >> I NEVER SAID I WAS RUNNING
TAILWIND TURNER. >> I NEVER
SAID I WAS RUNNING ANYTHING.
I NEVER SAID I WAS RUNNING
ANYTHING. >> TAILWIND TURNER?
ANYTHING. >> TAILWIND
TURNER? THAT TIRED LITTLE TOAD?
TAILWIND TURNER? THAT
TIRED LITTLE TOAD? >> CLAIR.
THAT TIRED LITTLE TOAD? >>
CLAIR. >> OH, NOW COME ON, CLIFF.
CLAIR. >> OH, NOW COME ON,
CLIFF. YOU KNOW WHO YOU WOULD HAVE
OH, NOW COME ON, CLIFF. YOU KNOW
WHO YOU WOULD HAVE CAUGHT HIM THAT DAY.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU WOULD HAVE CAUGHT
HIM THAT DAY. HONEY, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
CAUGHT HIM THAT DAY. HONEY, YOU
SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FATHER.
HONEY, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR
FATHER. HE TOOK OFF LIKE A STREAK
YOUR FATHER. HE TOOK OFF LIKE
A STREAK OF LIGHTNING, HONEY.
HE TOOK OFF LIKE A STREAK OF LIGHTNING,
HONEY. HE HAD ON WHITE SHOES WITH RED
OF LIGHTNING, HONEY. HE HAD ON WHITE SHOES
WITH RED SHOE LACES THAT I HAD BOUGHT HIM
HE HAD ON WHITE SHOES WITH RED SHOE
LACES THAT I HAD BOUGHT HIM MYSELF.
SHOE LACES THAT I HAD BOUGHT
HIM MYSELF. >> I WAS LOOKING SMOOTH,
MYSELF. >> I WAS LOOKING
SMOOTH, WASN'T I, DEAR?
I WAS LOOKING SMOOTH,
WASN'T I, DEAR? >> HE WAS FIERCE!
WASN'T I, DEAR? >> HE WAS
FIERCE! IT'S THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER
HE WAS FIERCE! IT'S THE ONLY TIME
I'VE EVER SEEN THIS MAN RUN THE LAST
IT'S THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER SEEN THIS MAN
RUN THE LAST 100 YARDS OF THE RACE WITHOUT
SEEN THIS MAN RUN THE LAST 100
YARDS OF THE RACE WITHOUT TIEING UP.
100 YARDS OF THE RACE WITHOUT
TIEING UP. COMING 'ROUND THAT CURVE,
TIEING UP. COMING 'ROUND THAT
CURVE, SMOOTH AS A WHISTLE IN THE WIND,
COMING 'ROUND THAT CURVE, SMOOTH AS A WHISTLE
IN THE WIND, LITTLE HEAD TURNING TO THE SIDE.
SMOOTH AS A WHISTLE IN THE WIND,
LITTLE HEAD TURNING TO THE SIDE. WOO BABY!
LITTLE HEAD TURNING TO THE SIDE.
WOO BABY! HE WAS OVERTAKIN' HIM, HE WAS
WOO BABY! HE WAS OVERTAKIN' HIM,
HE WAS GETTING READY TO PASS HIM.
HE WAS OVERTAKIN' HIM, HE WAS GETTING READY
TO PASS HIM. AND THEN THIS LITTLE SNEAKY
GETTING READY TO PASS HIM. AND THEN THIS
LITTLE SNEAKY SNAKE STARTS TO EDGE OVER
AND THEN THIS LITTLE SNEAKY SNAKE STARTS
TO EDGE OVER AND TRIES TO PUSH YOUR FATHER
SNAKE STARTS TO EDGE OVER AND TRIES TO PUSH
YOUR FATHER UP TO THE TOP OF THE STANDS.
AND TRIES TO PUSH YOUR FATHER UP TO THE TOP
OF THE STANDS. >> YOU SEE, AND HE ONLY BEAT ME
UP TO THE TOP OF THE STANDS. >> YOU
SEE, AND HE ONLY BEAT ME BY A HALF A STEP.
YOU SEE, AND HE ONLY BEAT ME
BY A HALF A STEP. >> OH, NO, NO, NO.
BY A HALF A STEP. >> OH, NO, NO,
NO. NOW TURNER HAS BEEN BRAGGIN'
OH, NO, NO, NO. NOW TURNER HAS BEEN
BRAGGIN' FOR YEARS THAT HE BEAT YOU BY
NOW TURNER HAS BEEN BRAGGIN' FOR
YEARS THAT HE BEAT YOU BY A FULL 10 YARDS.
FOR YEARS THAT HE BEAT YOU BY A
FULL 10 YARDS. >> NO, HE DIDN'T SAY THAT.
A FULL 10 YARDS. >> NO, HE DIDN'T
SAY THAT. >> YES, HE DID SAY THAT.
NO, HE DIDN'T SAY THAT. >> YES,
HE DID SAY THAT. >> NO, HE DIDN'T.
YES, HE DID SAY THAT. >> NO, HE
DIDN'T. >> HE SAID HE HAD ALREADY HAD
NO, HE DIDN'T. >> HE SAID HE HAD
ALREADY HAD HIS SWEATPANTS ON, WAS EATING
HE SAID HE HAD ALREADY HAD HIS SWEATPANTS ON,
WAS EATING HIMSELF A HOTDOG BY THE TIME YOU
HIS SWEATPANTS ON, WAS EATING HIMSELF A HOTDOG
BY THE TIME YOU STAGGERED ACROSS THE FINISH
HIMSELF A HOTDOG BY THE TIME YOU
STAGGERED ACROSS THE FINISH LINE.
STAGGERED ACROSS THE FINISH
LINE. >> YOU KNOW, HE WOULDN'T SAY
LINE. >> YOU KNOW, HE
WOULDN'T SAY THAT TO MY FACE.
YOU KNOW, HE WOULDN'T SAY THAT TO
MY FACE. >> HE SAID HE WOULD SAY THAT
THAT TO MY FACE. >> HE SAID HE
WOULD SAY THAT TO YOUR FACE.
HE SAID HE WOULD SAY THAT TO YOUR
FACE. HE SAID THE ONLY PROBLEM IS YOU
TO YOUR FACE. HE SAID THE ONLY PROBLEM
IS YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM
HE SAID THE ONLY PROBLEM IS YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T
RECOGNIZE HIM BECAUSE ALL YOU EVER SEEN IS
PROBABLY WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM BECAUSE
ALL YOU EVER SEEN IS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD.
BECAUSE ALL YOU EVER SEEN IS THE
BACK OF HIS HEAD. >> HE SAID THAT?
THE BACK OF HIS HEAD.
HE SAID THAT? >> YEAH.
HE SAID THAT? >> YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID?
YEAH. >> THAT'S WHAT
HE SAID? HE SAID THAT, HUH?
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID? HE SAID
THAT, HUH? THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
[MUSIC]
DAD? >> YUP. >>
HAVEN'T WE BEEN DOING THIS
YUP. >> HAVEN'T WE BEEN
DOING THIS LONG ENOUGH?
HAVEN'T WE BEEN DOING THIS LONG
ENOUGH? >> YOU CANNOT LOOSEN UP
LONG ENOUGH? >> YOU
CANNOT LOOSEN UP TOO LONG.
YOU CANNOT LOOSEN UP TOO
LONG. >> NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO
TOO LONG. >> NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU
WANT TO DO: THREE 600s AND FOUR 300s.
NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO:
THREE 600s AND FOUR 300s. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
DO: THREE 600s AND FOUR 300s.
THAT'S RIGHT. DO ME A FAVOR.
THAT'S RIGHT. DO ME A FAVOR.
I WANT YOU TO START OUT WITH
DO ME A FAVOR. I WANT
YOU TO START OUT WITH A 200.
I WANT YOU TO START OUT WITH A
200. YOU RUN A 200 LIKE I SHOWED
A 200. YOU RUN A 200 LIKE
I SHOWED YOU BEFORE.
YOU RUN A 200 LIKE I SHOWED
YOU BEFORE. STAY RELAXED.
YOU BEFORE. STAY RELAXED.
KEEP YOUR ELBOWS PUMPIN',
STAY RELAXED. KEEP YOUR
ELBOWS PUMPIN', YOUR LIPS...
KEEP YOUR ELBOWS PUMPIN',
YOUR LIPS... RUNNIN' AND STAY LOOSE.
YOUR LIPS... RUNNIN' AND
STAY LOOSE. >> NO PROBLEM.
RUNNIN' AND STAY LOOSE. >> NO
PROBLEM. >> OVER HERE, HERE WE GO.
NO PROBLEM. >> OVER HERE,
HERE WE GO. STAY RELAXED.
OVER HERE, HERE WE GO. STAY
RELAXED. DON'T GET EXCITED, RIGHT?
STAY RELAXED. DON'T GET
EXCITED, RIGHT? GET SET!
DON'T GET EXCITED,
RIGHT? GET SET! HIT IT!
STAY RELAXED. THAT'S
IT. STAY RELAXED.
THAT'S IT. STAY RELAXED. PUMP.
STAY RELAXED. PUMP. PUMP.
PUMP. PUMP. PUMP.
PUMP. PUMP. THAT'S NICE.
PUMP. THAT'S NICE. THAT'S NICE.
THAT'S NICE. THAT'S NICE.
KEEP YOUR ELBOWS IN.
THAT'S NICE. KEEP YOUR
ELBOWS IN. DON'T BOB YOUR HEAD.
KEEP YOUR ELBOWS IN. DON'T BOB
YOUR HEAD. DON'T BOB YOUR HEAD.
DON'T BOB YOUR HEAD. DON'T
BOB YOUR HEAD. BRING IT IN.
DON'T BOB YOUR HEAD.
BRING IT IN. BRING IT IN.
BRING IT IN. BRING
IT IN. BIG FINISH.
BRING IT IN. BIG
FINISH. ALL RIGHT.
BIG FINISH. ALL RIGHT.
HOW'D I DO, DAD?
ALL RIGHT. >> HOW'D I DO, DAD?
TWENTY-NINE POINT EIGHT.
HOW'D I DO, DAD? >> TWENTY-NINE
POINT EIGHT. THAT'S OKAY.
TWENTY-NINE POINT EIGHT.
THAT'S OKAY. >> THAT'S GREAT, ISN'T IT?
THAT'S OKAY. >> THAT'S
GREAT, ISN'T IT? >> THAT'S OKAY.
THAT'S GREAT, ISN'T IT? >>
THAT'S OKAY. >> OKAY, YOUR TURN.
THAT'S OKAY. >> OKAY, YOUR
TURN. >> ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M GOING
OKAY, YOUR TURN. >> ALL
RIGHT, NOW I'M GOING AROUND TWICE.
ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M GOING
AROUND TWICE. >> OKAY.
AROUND TWICE. >> OKAY.
I WON'T STOP HERE, TWICE.
OKAY. >> I WON'T
STOP HERE, TWICE. OKAY.
I WON'T STOP HERE,
TWICE. OKAY. >> READY!
OKAY. >> READY! >>
NO, NO, YOU DON'T YELL,
READY! >> NO, NO,
YOU DON'T YELL, "READY."
NO, NO, YOU DON'T YELL, "READY."
I'LL LET YOU... WHEN MY ARM DROPS,
"READY." I'LL LET YOU... WHEN MY
ARM DROPS, THEN YOU HIT THE WATCH.
I'LL LET YOU... WHEN MY ARM DROPS,
THEN YOU HIT THE WATCH. >> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, DAD. COME ON,
GO DAD. COME ON, GO, GO, GO!
COME ON, GO DAD. COME ON, GO,
GO, GO! NICE AND SMOOTH, DAD.
COME ON, GO, GO, GO! NICE AND
SMOOTH, DAD. NICE AND SMOOTH.
NICE AND SMOOTH, DAD. NICE
AND SMOOTH. COME ON, RUN IT OUT.
NICE AND SMOOTH. COME
ON, RUN IT OUT. COME ON.
COME ON, RUN IT OUT.
COME ON. NICE AND SMOOTH.
LOOKING GOOD, DAD!
LOOKING GOOD! LONG STRIDES.
LOOKING GOOD! LONG STRIDES.
COME ON, NICE AND SMOOTH!
LONG STRIDES. COME ON, NICE AND
SMOOTH! ALL RIGHT, DAD, COME ON.
COME ON, NICE AND SMOOTH! ALL RIGHT,
DAD, COME ON. YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, DAD, COME ON. YOU'RE
LOOKING GOOD. YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD, DAD.
YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD. YOU'RE LOOKING
GOOD, DAD. COME ON, YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.
YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD, DAD. COME ON, YOU'RE
LOOKING GOOD. ALL RIGHT, COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, COME ON, DAD.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, COME
ON, DAD. LOOKING GOOD DAD.
DAD. LOOKING GOOD DAD.
COME ON, LOOKING GOOD,
LOOKING GOOD DAD. COME ON,
LOOKING GOOD, LOOKING GOOD.
COME ON, LOOKING GOOD,
LOOKING GOOD. COME ON!
WHERE'D HE GO?
DAD? DAD, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA DO
DAD, WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU
SAID YOU WERE GONNA DO TWO LAPS.
YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA DO TWO
LAPS. YOU GOT A HALF OF LAP TO GO.
TWO LAPS. YOU GOT A HALF OF
LAP TO GO. >> NO, THIS IS FINE.
YOU GOT A HALF OF LAP TO
GO. >> NO, THIS IS FINE. >> FINE?
NO, THIS IS FINE.
FINE? BUT LOOK.
FINE? BUT LOOK. >> SORRY.
BUT LOOK. >> SORRY. >>
LOOK, YOU SAID YOU WERE
SORRY. >> LOOK, YOU SAID
YOU WERE GONNA DO THREE 600s
LOOK, YOU SAID YOU WERE
GONNA DO THREE 600s AND FOUR 300s.
GONNA DO THREE 600s AND FOUR
300s. >> RIGHT, BUT WE DON'T NEED TO
AND FOUR 300s. >> RIGHT, BUT WE
DON'T NEED TO DO THOSE TODAY.
RIGHT, BUT WE DON'T NEED
TO DO THOSE TODAY. >> WHY?
DO THOSE TODAY. >> WHY?
THIS IS IN CASE I WASN'T
WHY? >> THIS IS IN CASE I WASN'T
IN SHAPE BUT I'M IN SHAPE NOW.
THIS IS IN CASE I WASN'T IN SHAPE BUT I'M
IN SHAPE NOW. >> YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR TIME?
IN SHAPE BUT I'M IN SHAPE NOW. >> YOU WANT
TO SEE YOUR TIME? >> NO, NO, LET'S GO HOME.
YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR TIME?
NO, NO, LET'S GO HOME. >> HOME?
[MUSIC]
HOW ARE YOU DOIN'? >> PLEASE, DON'T
TOUCH ME. >> YOU WEREN'T OUT THERE
PLEASE, DON'T TOUCH ME. >>
YOU WEREN'T OUT THERE VERY LONG.
YOU WEREN'T OUT THERE
VERY LONG. >> I WENT OUT THERE.
VERY LONG. >> I WENT OUT
THERE. I SAID I WAS GOING TO RUN
I WENT OUT THERE. I SAID I WAS GOING
TO RUN THREE 600s AND A COUPLE OF 400s.
I SAID I WAS GOING TO RUN THREE 600s AND A
COUPLE OF 400s. SO I TOOK OFF ON A 400 WHICH WAS
THREE 600s AND A COUPLE OF 400s. SO I TOOK OFF
ON A 400 WHICH WAS 2 LAPS AROUND AND FIRST LAP,
SO I TOOK OFF ON A 400 WHICH WAS 2 LAPS
AROUND AND FIRST LAP, I STAYED PRETTY SMOOTH.
2 LAPS AROUND AND FIRST LAP, I STAYED
PRETTY SMOOTH. BUT THEN I WENT BEHIND
I STAYED PRETTY SMOOTH. BUT THEN I WENT
BEHIND THE BLEACHERS, AND THE BEAR WAS
BUT THEN I WENT BEHIND THE BLEACHERS,
AND THE BEAR WAS WAITING FOR ME.
THE BLEACHERS, AND THE BEAR WAS
WAITING FOR ME. AND THE BEAR GAVE ME A SOFA
WAITING FOR ME. AND THE BEAR GAVE ME A
SOFA AND A REFRIGERATOR AND WANTED ME
AND THE BEAR GAVE ME A SOFA AND A REFRIGERATOR
AND WANTED ME TO CARRY IT FOR THE REST OF
AND A REFRIGERATOR AND WANTED ME
TO CARRY IT FOR THE REST OF THE RACE.
TO CARRY IT FOR THE REST OF THE
RACE. AND IT STARTED HURTING ALL OVER
THE RACE. AND IT STARTED HURTING
ALL OVER AND IT STARTED TO GET WARM.
AND IT STARTED HURTING ALL OVER AND IT STARTED
TO GET WARM. AND MY LUNGS WANTED OXYGEN.
AND IT STARTED TO GET WARM. AND MY LUNGS
WANTED OXYGEN. I WAS TRYING TO GIVE 'EM
AND MY LUNGS WANTED OXYGEN. I WAS TRYING
TO GIVE 'EM EVERYTHING I COULD TAKE IN.
I WAS TRYING TO GIVE 'EM EVERYTHING I COULD
TAKE IN. AND THEN MY LUNGS GOT CONFUSED
EVERYTHING I COULD TAKE IN. AND THEN MY
LUNGS GOT CONFUSED AND WANTED TO SEE WHAT WAS
AND THEN MY LUNGS GOT CONFUSED
AND WANTED TO SEE WHAT WAS HAPPENING.
AND WANTED TO SEE WHAT WAS
HAPPENING. AND SO THEY CAME OUT.
HAPPENING. AND SO THEY
CAME OUT. >> OH, CLIFF.
AND SO THEY CAME OUT. >> OH,
CLIFF. THE FIRST DAY'S ALWAYS
OH, CLIFF. THE FIRST
DAY'S ALWAYS THE HARDEST.
THE FIRST DAY'S ALWAYS THE
HARDEST. YOU HAVE TO GIVE YOURSELF
THE HARDEST. YOU HAVE
TO GIVE YOURSELF A CHANCE.
YOU HAVE TO GIVE YOURSELF A
CHANCE. >> EVERY PERSON THAT ERNIE HAS
A CHANCE. >> EVERY PERSON
THAT ERNIE HAS LINED UP IS IN SHAPE.
EVERY PERSON THAT ERNIE HAS LINED
UP IS IN SHAPE. I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE
LINED UP IS IN SHAPE. I'M NOT GOING
OUT THERE AND EMBARRASS MYSELF.
I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE AND
EMBARRASS MYSELF. >> OKAY.
AND EMBARRASS
MYSELF. >> OKAY. >> CLAIR?
OKAY. >> CLAIR? >> YES.
CLAIR? >> YES. >> WOULD
YOU BRING THE SHOWER
YES. >> WOULD YOU BRING
THE SHOWER DOWN HERE?
WOULD YOU BRING THE SHOWER
DOWN HERE? [PHONE RINGING]
DR. HUXTABLE HERE. >> IS
THIS DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE?
IS THIS DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE?
YES, IT IS, WHO'S SPEAKING?
DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE? >> YES, IT
IS, WHO'S SPEAKING? >> THIS IS COLONEL
YES, IT IS, WHO'S SPEAKING? >> THIS IS
COLONEL SANFORD B. TURNER BETTER KNOWN
THIS IS COLONEL SANFORD B. TURNER
BETTER KNOWN TO YOU AS TAILWIND.
SANFORD B. TURNER BETTER KNOWN
TO YOU AS TAILWIND. >> YEAH, TAILWIND,
TO YOU AS TAILWIND. >> YEAH,
TAILWIND, HOW YOU DOIN'?
YEAH, TAILWIND, HOW YOU
DOIN'? >> I'M FINE, THANK YOU.
HOW YOU DOIN'? >> I'M FINE, THANK
YOU. I'M IN THE MARINE CORPS NOW,
I'M FINE, THANK YOU. I'M IN THE MARINE
CORPS NOW, AND THE COACH OF THE TRACK TEAM
I'M IN THE MARINE CORPS NOW, AND
THE COACH OF THE TRACK TEAM HERE.
AND THE COACH OF THE
TRACK TEAM HERE. >> OH, YEAH?
HERE. >> OH, YEAH? WELL,
THE RUMOR IS THAT YOU
OH, YEAH? WELL, THE RUMOR IS THAT
YOU AND YOUR OLD CRONIES FROM NORTON
WELL, THE RUMOR IS THAT YOU AND YOUR OLD
CRONIES FROM NORTON ARE LOOKIN' FOR SOME KIND OF
AND YOUR OLD CRONIES FROM NORTON
ARE LOOKIN' FOR SOME KIND OF REMATCH.
ARE LOOKIN' FOR SOME KIND OF
REMATCH. >> THAT'S RIGHT AND I HEARD THAT
REMATCH. >> THAT'S RIGHT AND I HEARD
THAT YOU HAVE A LONG, LONG WAY TO GO
THAT'S RIGHT AND I HEARD THAT YOU HAVE
A LONG, LONG WAY TO GO TO GET TO PEPPER.
YOU HAVE A LONG, LONG WAY
TO GO TO GET TO PEPPER. >> HA!
TO GET TO PEPPER. >> HA!
WELL, I GOT ENOUGH PEPPER TO
HA! WELL, I GOT ENOUGH PEPPER
TO SPRINKLE ON YOUR LITTLE HEAD.
WELL, I GOT ENOUGH PEPPER TO SPRINKLE ON YOUR
LITTLE HEAD. >> I'M THE GUY THAT GAVE YOU
SPRINKLE ON YOUR LITTLE HEAD. >> I'M THE GUY
THAT GAVE YOU A FULL-COURSE CINDER DINNER
I'M THE GUY THAT GAVE YOU A
FULL-COURSE CINDER DINNER SOME YEARS AGO.
A FULL-COURSE CINDER DINNER
SOME YEARS AGO. >> GAVE ME A WHAT?
SOME YEARS AGO. >> GAVE ME A
WHAT? >> YOU KNOW, CINDER DINNER, YOU
GAVE ME A WHAT? >> YOU KNOW, CINDER
DINNER, YOU ATE ALL THE CINDERS I KICKED
YOU KNOW, CINDER DINNER, YOU ATE
ALL THE CINDERS I KICKED UP IN YOUR FACE.
ATE ALL THE CINDERS I KICKED UP IN YOUR
FACE. >> SO I GUESS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
UP IN YOUR FACE. >> SO I GUESS WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING IS YOU WANT TO EAT A LITTLE BIT
SO I GUESS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS YOU WANT TO
EAT A LITTLE BIT OF SOMETHING YOURSELF, HUH?
IS YOU WANT TO EAT A LITTLE BIT OF SOMETHING
YOURSELF, HUH? >> I'LL SEE YOU ON THE TRACK.
OF SOMETHING YOURSELF, HUH? >> I'LL SEE YOU
ON THE TRACK. AND IF YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR WAY
I'LL SEE YOU ON THE TRACK. AND IF YOU CAN'T
FIND YOUR WAY THERE, I'LL SEND A CAR FOR YOU.
AND IF YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR WAY THERE, I'LL SEND
A CAR FOR YOU. >> WELL, I THINK YOU BETTER KEEP
THERE, I'LL SEND A CAR FOR YOU. >> WELL, I
THINK YOU BETTER KEEP IT BECAUSE AFTER THE RACE,
WELL, I THINK YOU BETTER KEEP IT BECAUSE
AFTER THE RACE, YOU'LL NEED SOMETHING TO TAKE
IT BECAUSE AFTER THE RACE, YOU'LL NEED
SOMETHING TO TAKE YOU TO THE CEMETERY.
AH!
AH!
OW!
OW!
[MUSIC]
ELBOWS IN. PUMP THE
ARMS. BRING 'EM AROUND.
PUMP THE ARMS. BRING
'EM AROUND. HERE IT COMES.
BRING 'EM AROUND.
HERE IT COMES. ALL RIGHT.
HERE IT COMES.
ALL RIGHT. HIT IT!
ALL RIGHT. HIT IT! NOW
KEEP YOUR ELBOWS IN.
HIT IT! NOW KEEP YOUR
ELBOWS IN. KEEP 'EM IN.
NOW KEEP YOUR ELBOWS
IN. KEEP 'EM IN. KEEP 'EM IN.
KEEP 'EM IN. KEEP
'EM IN. KEEP 'EM IN.
KEEP 'EM IN. KEEP 'EM
IN. COME ON, THAT IT.
KEEP 'EM IN. COME
ON, THAT IT. RELAX.
COME ON, THAT IT. RELAX.
ALL RIGHT NO, NO, HERE,
RELAX. ALL RIGHT NO,
NO, HERE, SLAP IT IN.
ALL RIGHT NO, NO, HERE, SLAP
IT IN. YOU GOTTA SLAP IT IN.
SLAP IT IN. YOU GOTTA
SLAP IT IN. >> I'LL HURT YOU.
YOU GOTTA SLAP IT IN. >> I'LL
HURT YOU. >> NO, NO, DON'T, JUST
I'LL HURT YOU. >> NO, NO,
DON'T, JUST SLAP IT IN, COME ON.
DAD? >> HUH? >>
DO I LOOK OKAY FOR
HUH? >> DO I LOOK OKAY
FOR LEON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY?
DO I LOOK OKAY FOR LEON'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY? >> WHOA.
LEON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY? >>
WHOA. I MEAN LEON IS IN BIG TROUBLE.
WHOA. I MEAN LEON IS IN
BIG TROUBLE. >> THANK YOU.
I MEAN LEON IS IN BIG TROUBLE. >>
THANK YOU. I'M SORRY I'M GONNA MISS
THANK YOU. I'M SORRY
I'M GONNA MISS YOUR RACE.
I'M SORRY I'M GONNA MISS YOUR
RACE. >> I'M SORRY I'M GONNA MISS
YOUR RACE. >> I'M SORRY I'M
GONNA MISS LEON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
I'M SORRY I'M GONNA MISS LEON'S BIRTHDAY
PARTY. >> YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, VANESSA.
LEON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. >> YOU LOOK
BEAUTIFUL, VANESSA. >> THANK YOU, RUDY.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, VANESSA. >>
THANK YOU, RUDY. DAD, COULD I TALK TO YOU
THANK YOU, RUDY. DAD,
COULD I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
DAD, COULD I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE? >> YEAH, SURE.
FOR A MINUTE? >> YEAH,
SURE. >> PRIVATELY.
YEAH, SURE. >>
PRIVATELY. IT'S ABOUT BOYS.
PRIVATELY. IT'S ABOUT
BOYS. >> EXCUSE ME!
DAD, IN CASE A SLOW SONG COMES UP, WHEN YOU
SLOW DANCE WITH SOMEBODY, WHAT DO YOU DO
COMES UP, WHEN YOU SLOW DANCE WITH
SOMEBODY, WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THIS HAND?
WITH SOMEBODY, WHAT DO YOU DO WITH
THIS HAND? >> YOU COULD WAVE AT THE PEOPLE
WITH THIS HAND? >> YOU COULD WAVE
AT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE COMING IN LATE.
YOU COULD WAVE AT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE
COMING IN LATE. >> DAD, THIS IS SERIOUS.
WHO ARE COMING IN LATE. >>
DAD, THIS IS SERIOUS. >> OKAY.
DAD, THIS IS SERIOUS. >> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, NOW A SLOW RECORD
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, NOW
A SLOW RECORD COMES ON.
ALL RIGHT, NOW A SLOW RECORD
COMES ON. [SINGING] BABY, WA...
COMES ON. [SINGING]
BABY, WA... >> UH, VANESSA.
[SINGING] BABY, WA...
UH, VANESSA. >> HMM?
UH, VANESSA. >> HMM? >>
YOU DON'T MASH YOUR BODY
HMM? >> YOU DON'T MASH
YOUR BODY UP AGAINST ANY BOY.
YOU DON'T MASH YOUR BODY UP
AGAINST ANY BOY. I DON'T CARE WHO HE IS,
UP AGAINST ANY BOY. I DON'T
CARE WHO HE IS, YOU UNDERSTAND?
I DON'T CARE WHO HE IS, YOU
UNDERSTAND? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MASH
YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO MASH YOUR BODY.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MASH YOUR
BODY. NOW STEP BACK 12 INCHES.
YOUR BODY. NOW STEP BACK
12 INCHES. >> THANKS, DAD.
NOW STEP BACK 12 INCHES.
THANKS, DAD. >> ALL RIGHT.
THANKS, DAD. >> ALL
RIGHT. YOU GOT THE PEPPER?
ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT THE
PEPPER? >> I GOT THE PEPPER.
YOU GOT THE PEPPER? >> I
GOT THE PEPPER. >> ALL RIGHT.
I GOT THE PEPPER. >>
ALL RIGHT. >> OH, GOOD LUCK.
ALL RIGHT. >> OH, GOOD
LUCK. HONEY, WE'LL BE RIGHT UP
OH, GOOD LUCK. HONEY,
WE'LL BE RIGHT UP IN THE STANDS.
HONEY, WE'LL BE RIGHT UP IN THE
STANDS. >> WE'LL BE ROOTIN' FOR YOU,
IN THE STANDS. >> WE'LL
BE ROOTIN' FOR YOU, DADDY.
WE'LL BE ROOTIN' FOR YOU,
DADDY. >> OKAY NOW, ERNIE, I WANT YOU
DADDY. >> OKAY NOW, ERNIE, I WANT
YOU TO MAKE SURE THAT CLIFF'S RED
OKAY NOW, ERNIE, I WANT YOU TO MAKE SURE
THAT CLIFF'S RED SHOELACES ARE TIED TIGHTLY,
TO MAKE SURE THAT CLIFF'S RED SHOELACES ARE
TIED TIGHTLY, THAT HE'S PROPERLY WARMED AND
SHOELACES ARE TIED TIGHTLY, THAT HE'S PROPERLY
WARMED AND THAT HE DOESN'T PULL ANYTHING.
THAT HE'S PROPERLY WARMED AND THAT HE
DOESN'T PULL ANYTHING. >> DO IT TO 'EM, DAD!
THAT HE DOESN'T PULL ANYTHING.
DO IT TO 'EM, DAD! >> COME ON!
DO IT TO 'EM, DAD! >> COME
ON! >> I ASK YA HAVE YOU GOT
COME ON! >> I ASK YA
HAVE YOU GOT THE PEPPER?
I ASK YA HAVE YOU GOT THE
PEPPER? >> I'VE GOT THE PEPPER.
THE PEPPER? >> I'VE GOT THE
PEPPER. >> ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
I'VE GOT THE PEPPER. >> ALL RIGHT,
COME ON. WE GOTTA GO SMOKE NOW, COME ON.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON. WE GOTTA GO
SMOKE NOW, COME ON. >> I HOPE HE WINS.
WE GOTTA GO SMOKE NOW, COME ON. >> I
HOPE HE WINS. >> I HOPE HE COMES OUT OF IT
I HOPE HE WINS. >> I HOPE
HE COMES OUT OF IT ALIVE.
WELCOME TO OUR PRELIMINARY
EVENT TONIGHT. A SPECIAL MASTERS RELAY
EVENT TONIGHT. A SPECIAL MASTERS
RELAY BETWEEN HILLMAN COLLEGE
A SPECIAL MASTERS RELAY BETWEEN
HILLMAN COLLEGE AND NORTON UNIVERSITY.
LEADING OFF FOR HILLMAN IS TOMMY
SEALS. AND FOR NORTON, IT WILL BE
TOMMY SEALS. AND FOR
NORTON, IT WILL BE BENNY MOORE.
THEY'RE OFF!
HILLMAN TAKES THE EARLY LEAD.
TOMMY SEALS OUT IN FRONT OF
BENNY MOORE.
HERE COMES BENNY MOORE NOW
OVERTAKING SEALS.
NORTON HAS THE LEAD. AS THEY MAKE
THE EXCHANGE, NOW RUNNING FOR NORTON,
AS THEY MAKE THE EXCHANGE, NOW
RUNNING FOR NORTON, DHAMIRI ABAYOMI.
NOW RUNNING FOR NORTON,
DHAMIRI ABAYOMI. AND FOR HILLMAN IT'S
DHAMIRI ABAYOMI. AND FOR
HILLMAN IT'S REGGIE STRUTHERS.
AND FOR HILLMAN IT'S REGGIE
STRUTHERS. HERE COMES STRUTHERS!
AND NOW ABAYOMI.
IT'S ABAYOMI OF NORTON.
STRUTHERS OF HILLMAN.
HERE'S THE SECOND EXCHANGE. NOW RUNNING
FOR NORTON, MCKINNLEY WHITFIELD AND FOR
NOW RUNNING FOR NORTON, MCKINNLEY WHITFIELD
AND FOR HILLMAN IT'S TUCSON JACKSON.
MCKINNLEY WHITFIELD AND FOR HILLMAN IT'S
TUCSON JACKSON. AND WHITFIELD IS WIDENING
HILLMAN IT'S TUCSON JACKSON.
AND WHITFIELD IS WIDENING THE GAP.
IT'S WHITFIELD WAY OUT
IN FRONT OF JACKSON.
AND NOW HILLMAN HAS TAKEN
THE LEAD. WAITING FOR THE BATON,
THE LEAD. WAITING FOR THE BATON,
THE ANCHOR MAN FOR NORTON IS
WAITING FOR THE BATON, THE ANCHOR MAN FOR
NORTON IS TAILWIND TURNER AND FOR HILLMAN
THE ANCHOR MAN FOR NORTON IS TAILWIND TURNER
AND FOR HILLMAN IT'S HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE.
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IT LOOKS LIKE A PHOTO FINISH.
[CHEERING]
WE LOVE YOU, DAD!
YOU WERE GREAT TONIGHT. >> THANK
YOU. >> AND I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY
THANK YOU. >> AND I DON'T CARE
WHAT ANYBODY SAYS, IT WAS NOT A TIE.
AND I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS, IT
WAS NOT A TIE. YOU BEAT THAT LITTLE WEASEL.
SAYS, IT WAS NOT A TIE. YOU BEAT THAT
LITTLE WEASEL. >> I THINK I BEAT HIM TOO.
YOU BEAT THAT LITTLE WEASEL. >> I THINK I
BEAT HIM TOO. >> AND LOOKED GOOD DOING IT.
I THINK I BEAT HIM TOO. >> AND
LOOKED GOOD DOING IT. >> DID I LOOK GOOD?
AND LOOKED GOOD DOING IT. >> DID I
LOOK GOOD? >> OH, YOU WERE SO CUTE IN YOUR
DID I LOOK GOOD? >> OH, YOU WERE SO CUTE
IN YOUR LITTLE SHORTS, MUSCLES RIPPLING.
OH, YOU WERE SO CUTE IN YOUR LITTLE SHORTS,
MUSCLES RIPPLING. >> OH, MY GOODNESS, RIPPLING.
LITTLE SHORTS, MUSCLES RIPPLING. >> OH, MY
GOODNESS, RIPPLING. >> LONG, BEAUTIFUL STRIDES.
OH, MY GOODNESS, RIPPLING. >>
LONG, BEAUTIFUL STRIDES. >> OH, YEAH?
LONG, BEAUTIFUL STRIDES. >>
OH, YEAH? YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
OH, YEAH? YOU KNOW
WHAT ELSE? >> HMM?
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? >>
HMM? >> I REALLY FEEL GOOD.
HMM? >> I REALLY FEEL GOOD.
MY STOMACH HAS FLATTENED OUT A
I REALLY FEEL GOOD. MY STOMACH HAS FLATTENED
OUT A LITTLE BIT FROM THOSE WORKOUTS.
MY STOMACH HAS FLATTENED OUT A LITTLE BIT
FROM THOSE WORKOUTS. IT'S REALLY GOOD FOR ME.
LITTLE BIT FROM THOSE WORKOUTS. IT'S REALLY
GOOD FOR ME. >> WHY DON'T YOU TURN OUT
IT'S REALLY GOOD FOR ME. >> WHY
DON'T YOU TURN OUT THE LIGHTS?
I WOULD BUT I'M SO STIFF,
I CAN'T MOVE.
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"THE COSBY SHOW" WAS TAPED IN
FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.