The Cosby Show (1984–1992): Season 1, Episode 18 - Vanessa's New Class - full transcript

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HI. >> HI. >> IS THIS
THE SCIENCE PROJECT

HI. >> IS THIS THE SCIENCE
PROJECT DAD'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT?

IS THIS THE SCIENCE PROJECT DAD'S BEEN
TALKING ABOUT? >> THE SOLAR SYSTEM, THE

DAD'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT? >> THE SOLAR
SYSTEM, THE NINE PLANETS INCLUDING SATURN

THE SOLAR SYSTEM, THE NINE PLANETS
INCLUDING SATURN WITH ITS RINGS AND IF THAT

NINE PLANETS INCLUDING SATURN WITH ITS RINGS
AND IF THAT ISN'T ENOUGH, CHECK THIS OUT.

WITH ITS RINGS AND IF THAT ISN'T ENOUGH,
CHECK THIS OUT. >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

ISN'T ENOUGH, CHECK THIS OUT. >>
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. >> PRETTY GOOD?

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. >> PRETTY
GOOD? >> YEAH, WHEN'S IT DUE?

PRETTY GOOD? >> YEAH, WHEN'S IT
DUE? >> WHY'D YOU ASK ME WHEN IT'S



YEAH, WHEN'S IT DUE? >>
WHY'D YOU ASK ME WHEN IT'S DUE?

WHY'D YOU ASK ME WHEN IT'S
DUE? >> WELL, IF YOU HAVE THE TIME,

DUE? >> WELL, IF YOU HAVE THE
TIME, IT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE IF YOU

WELL, IF YOU HAVE THE TIME, IT WOULD'VE
BEEN NICE IF YOU MADE EACH PLANET REVOLVE

IT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE IF YOU MADE
EACH PLANET REVOLVE SEPARATELY.

MADE EACH PLANET REVOLVE SEPARATELY.
AND VANESSA, IF THIS WAS A REAL

SEPARATELY. AND VANESSA, IF THIS WAS
A REAL SOLAR SYSTEM, YOU WOULD'VE HAD

AND VANESSA, IF THIS WAS A REAL SOLAR SYSTEM,
YOU WOULD'VE HAD A FOUR-PLANET COLLISION.

SOLAR SYSTEM, YOU WOULD'VE HAD A FOUR-PLANET
COLLISION. >> DENISE, THIS HAPPENS TO BE

A FOUR-PLANET COLLISION. >> DENISE, THIS
HAPPENS TO BE A GREAT SCIENCE PROJECT.

DENISE, THIS HAPPENS TO BE A GREAT SCIENCE
PROJECT. IT'S AS GOOD AS ANYTHING I'VE

A GREAT SCIENCE PROJECT. IT'S AS GOOD AS
ANYTHING I'VE EVER DONE, AND I ALWAYS GET As.

IT'S AS GOOD AS ANYTHING I'VE EVER DONE, AND I
ALWAYS GET As. >> VANESSA, YOU'RE IN ADVANCED

EVER DONE, AND I ALWAYS GET As. >>
VANESSA, YOU'RE IN ADVANCED CLASS NOW.



VANESSA, YOU'RE IN ADVANCED CLASS
NOW. YOU'VE GOT TO GO BEYOND WHAT YOU

CLASS NOW. YOU'VE GOT TO GO
BEYOND WHAT YOU USED TO DO.

YOU'VE GOT TO GO BEYOND WHAT YOU
USED TO DO. HOW MUCH TIME DID YOU PUT INTO

USED TO DO. HOW MUCH
TIME DID YOU PUT INTO THIS?

HOW MUCH TIME DID YOU PUT
INTO THIS? >> FOUR NIGHTS.

THIS? >> FOUR NIGHTS. >> AND
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN

FOUR NIGHTS. >> AND HOW LONG HAVE
YOU KNOWN ABOUT THIS SCIENCE FAIR?

AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN ABOUT
THIS SCIENCE FAIR? >> A MONTH AND A HALF.

ABOUT THIS SCIENCE FAIR? >> A MONTH AND
A HALF. >> I'M NOT SAYING IT'S NOT GOOD.

A MONTH AND A HALF. >> I'M NOT SAYING IT'S
NOT GOOD. I'M JUST SAYING I DON'T KNOW.

I'M NOT SAYING IT'S NOT GOOD. I'M JUST
SAYING I DON'T KNOW. >> OH BYE, DENISE.

I'M JUST SAYING I DON'T KNOW.
OH BYE, DENISE. THANKS.

OH BYE, DENISE. THANKS.
THEO, YOU ALMOST DONE?

THANKS. >> THEO, YOU
ALMOST DONE? >> NO.

THEO, YOU ALMOST DONE? >>
NO. >> WELL OKAY, WHEN YOU'RE

NO. >> WELL OKAY, WHEN YOU'RE
FINISHED, I WANT YOU TO WASH

WELL OKAY, WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED, I WANT
YOU TO WASH THAT BOWL YOURSELF BECAUSE I'M

FINISHED, I WANT YOU TO WASH THAT BOWL YOURSELF
BECAUSE I'M GETTING READY TO START THIS

THAT BOWL YOURSELF BECAUSE I'M
GETTING READY TO START THIS LOAD.

GETTING READY TO START
THIS LOAD. >> FINISHED.

OH NO, IT'S BROKEN. >>
ARE YOU SURE? >> THEO, QUICK!

ARE YOU SURE? >> THEO, QUICK!
WE'VE GOT TO GET THESE DISHES

THEO, QUICK! WE'VE GOT TO GET THESE
DISHES WASHED BEFORE YOUR FATHER COMES

WE'VE GOT TO GET THESE DISHES WASHED
BEFORE YOUR FATHER COMES DOWN HERE.

WASHED BEFORE YOUR FATHER COMES
DOWN HERE. IF HE COMES DOWN HERE AND FINDS

DOWN HERE. IF HE COMES DOWN HERE
AND FINDS OUT THAT THIS THING IS BROKEN,

IF HE COMES DOWN HERE AND FINDS OUT THAT THIS
THING IS BROKEN, HE'S GOING TO PUT ON THAT

OUT THAT THIS THING IS BROKEN, HE'S GOING TO
PUT ON THAT ENGINEER'S CAP, THOSE COVERALLS,

HE'S GOING TO PUT ON THAT ENGINEER'S CAP, THOSE
COVERALLS, GET THAT TOOLKIT AND TRY TO FIX

ENGINEER'S CAP, THOSE COVERALLS,
GET THAT TOOLKIT AND TRY TO FIX IT.

GET THAT TOOLKIT AND TRY TO FIX
IT. >> AND THEN HE'S GOING TO HAVE

IT. >> AND THEN HE'S
GOING TO HAVE ME HELP HIM.

AND THEN HE'S GOING TO HAVE
ME HELP HIM. >> YOU REMEMBER

ME HELP HIM. >> YOU
REMEMBER THE REFRIGERATOR.

YOU REMEMBER THE REFRIGERATOR.
IT STARTED WITH A TEENY LITTLE

THE REFRIGERATOR. IT STARTED WITH A TEENY
LITTLE LIGHT THAT WOULDN'T COME ON AND

IT STARTED WITH A TEENY LITTLE LIGHT THAT
WOULDN'T COME ON AND 4 DAYS LATER, THE ONLY THING

LIGHT THAT WOULDN'T COME ON AND 4 DAYS LATER,
THE ONLY THING THAT DID WORK WAS THE DOOR

4 DAYS LATER, THE ONLY THING
THAT DID WORK WAS THE DOOR HANDLE.

THAT DID WORK WAS THE DOOR
HANDLE. >> BUT THE WHOLE TIME, HE KEPT

HANDLE. >> BUT THE WHOLE TIME,
HE KEPT SAYING, "I ALMOST HAVE IT."

BUT THE WHOLE TIME, HE KEPT SAYING,
"I ALMOST HAVE IT." >> GOOD MORNING.

SAYING, "I ALMOST HAVE IT." >> GOOD
MORNING. >> MOM, YOU KNOW, CLEAN UP IS

GOOD MORNING. >> MOM, YOU KNOW,
CLEAN UP IS SO MUCH EASIER BY THESE MODERN

MOM, YOU KNOW, CLEAN UP IS SO
MUCH EASIER BY THESE MODERN APPLIANCES.

SO MUCH EASIER BY THESE
MODERN APPLIANCES. >> I AGREE.

APPLIANCES. >> I AGREE.
THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE FULL

I AGREE. THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE FULL
ENOUGH AND RATHER THAN WASTE THE

THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE FULL ENOUGH AND RATHER
THAN WASTE THE ENERGY, WHY DON'T WE JUST WAIT

ENOUGH AND RATHER THAN WASTE THE ENERGY, WHY
DON'T WE JUST WAIT 'TIL AFTER DINNER TO START IT?

ENERGY, WHY DON'T WE JUST WAIT 'TIL AFTER
DINNER TO START IT? >> GOOD IDEA, MOM.

'TIL AFTER DINNER TO START IT?
GOOD IDEA, MOM. SEE YA, DAD.

GOOD IDEA, MOM. SEE YA,
DAD. >> IT'S BROKEN, ISN'T IT?

SEE YA, DAD. >> IT'S BROKEN,
ISN'T IT? >> CLIFF, I'LL CALL THE

IT'S BROKEN, ISN'T IT? >>
CLIFF, I'LL CALL THE REPAIRMAN.

CLIFF, I'LL CALL THE REPAIRMAN.
YOU'LL DO NO SUCH THING.

REPAIRMAN. >> YOU'LL DO NO SUCH
THING. I CAN FIX THAT AND IT'S CHEAPER.

YOU'LL DO NO SUCH THING. I CAN FIX THAT
AND IT'S CHEAPER. FIRST OF ALL, YOU CALL

I CAN FIX THAT AND IT'S CHEAPER.
FIRST OF ALL, YOU CALL A REPAIRMAN.

FIRST OF ALL, YOU CALL A
REPAIRMAN. WHAT DOES HE DO?

A REPAIRMAN. WHAT DOES HE DO?
HE COMES HERE, CHARGES US $35

WHAT DOES HE DO? HE COMES HERE,
CHARGES US $35 TO TELL US THAT THE PART

HE COMES HERE, CHARGES US $35 TO TELL US
THAT THE PART THAT'S NEEDED TO MAKE IT RUN IS

TO TELL US THAT THE PART THAT'S NEEDED TO
MAKE IT RUN IS SOMEWHERE ON A MOUNTAINTOP

THAT'S NEEDED TO MAKE IT RUN IS
SOMEWHERE ON A MOUNTAINTOP IN MINNESOTA.

SOMEWHERE ON A MOUNTAINTOP
IN MINNESOTA. >> DAD.

IN MINNESOTA. >> DAD. >> HELLO.

DAD. >> HELLO. >>
WHEN YOU FIX IT, WE END UP

HELLO. >> WHEN YOU FIX IT, WE
END UP HAVING TO PAY THE REPAIRMAN

WHEN YOU FIX IT, WE END UP
HAVING TO PAY THE REPAIRMAN ANYWAY.

HAVING TO PAY THE
REPAIRMAN ANYWAY. >> WE?

ANYWAY. >> WE? SINCE
WHEN DID YOU BECOME WE FOR

WE? SINCE WHEN DID YOU
BECOME WE FOR PAYING BILLS?

SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME WE FOR
PAYING BILLS? >> CLIFF, YOU DO REMEMBER

PAYING BILLS? >> CLIFF, YOU DO
REMEMBER THE REFRIGERATOR?

CLIFF, YOU DO REMEMBER THE
REFRIGERATOR? >> I ALMOST HAD IT.

THE REFRIGERATOR? >> I ALMOST
HAD IT. ALMOST HAD IT, DEAR,

I ALMOST HAD IT. ALMOST HAD IT,
DEAR, AND YOU KEPT PRESSURING ME.

ALMOST HAD IT, DEAR, AND YOU KEPT
PRESSURING ME. >> THAT'S BECAUSE WE'D BEEN

AND YOU KEPT PRESSURING ME. >> THAT'S BECAUSE
WE'D BEEN EATING OUT OF CANS FOR 3 DAYS.

THAT'S BECAUSE WE'D BEEN EATING OUT OF
CANS FOR 3 DAYS. >> LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS.

EATING OUT OF CANS FOR 3 DAYS. >> LOOK WHAT
TIME IT IS. I'D HATE TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.

LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS. I'D HATE TO BE
LATE FOR SCHOOL. >> AH LISTEN, WHAT ARE YOU

I'D HATE TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. >> AH LISTEN,
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER SCHOOL?

AH LISTEN, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO
DO AFTER SCHOOL? >> DOES IT MATTER?

GOING TO DO AFTER SCHOOL? >> DOES
IT MATTER? >> MY SON, THE REPAIRMAN'S

DOES IT MATTER? >> MY
SON, THE REPAIRMAN'S HELPER.

MY SON, THE REPAIRMAN'S
HELPER. >> LEAVE ME ALONE, RUDY.

HELPER. >> LEAVE ME ALONE,
RUDY. >> LET ME CARRY MORRIS.

LEAVE ME ALONE, RUDY. >> LET
ME CARRY MORRIS. >> IT'S NOT MORRIS.

LET ME CARRY MORRIS. >> IT'S NOT
MORRIS. IT'S MARS, AND YOU CAN'T HAVE

IT'S NOT MORRIS. IT'S
MARS, AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.

IT'S MARS, AND YOU
CAN'T HAVE IT. >> PLEASE.

IT. >> PLEASE. >> NO,
THE LAST TIME I LET YOU

PLEASE. >> NO, THE LAST TIME I
LET YOU CARRY IT, YOU BOUNCED IT.

NO, THE LAST TIME I LET YOU CARRY IT, YOU
BOUNCED IT. >> BECAUSE BEFORE IT WAS MARS,

CARRY IT, YOU BOUNCED IT. >> BECAUSE
BEFORE IT WAS MARS, IT WAS MY BALL.

BECAUSE BEFORE IT WAS MARS, IT
WAS MY BALL. >> AH YEAH, BUT WAIT A MINUTE

IT WAS MY BALL. >> AH YEAH,
BUT WAIT A MINUTE NOW.

AH YEAH, BUT WAIT A MINUTE
NOW. JUST LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, RUDY.

NOW. JUST LOOK AT IT THIS WAY,
RUDY. YOU'RE MAKING A CONTRIBUTION TO

JUST LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, RUDY. YOU'RE
MAKING A CONTRIBUTION TO SCIENCE.

YOU'RE MAKING A CONTRIBUTION
TO SCIENCE. >> OKAY.

SCIENCE. >> OKAY.
WHEN CAN I HAVE IT BACK?

OKAY. WHEN CAN I HAVE
IT BACK? >> AFTER THE FAIR.

WHEN CAN I HAVE IT BACK?
AFTER THE FAIR. >> OKAY.

AFTER THE FAIR.
OKAY. >> OKAY.

OKAY. >> OKAY. >> OKAY.

OKAY. >> OKAY. >>
DAD, YOU LIKE MY SCIENCE

OKAY. >> DAD, YOU LIKE MY
SCIENCE PROJECT, DON'T YOU?

DAD, YOU LIKE MY SCIENCE
PROJECT, DON'T YOU? >> DO I LIKE IT?

PROJECT, DON'T YOU?
DO I LIKE IT? I LOVE IT.

DO I LIKE IT? I LOVE
IT. >> CLAIR, LOOK AT THIS.

I LOVE IT. >> CLAIR, LOOK AT
THIS. IS THIS FANTASTIC OR WHAT?

CLAIR, LOOK AT THIS. IS THIS
FANTASTIC OR WHAT? >> IT'S FANTASTIC.

IS THIS FANTASTIC OR WHAT? >> IT'S
FANTASTIC. >> AND ON TOP OF THAT, CLAIR,

IT'S FANTASTIC. >> AND ON TOP OF THAT,
CLAIR, THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE, WE HAVE

AND ON TOP OF THAT, CLAIR, THE PIECE DE
RESISTANCE, WE HAVE A NINE-PAGE REPORT ON THE SOLAR

THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE, WE HAVE A
NINE-PAGE REPORT ON THE SOLAR SYSTEM.

A NINE-PAGE REPORT ON THE SOLAR
SYSTEM. NOW, STAND OVER HERE, GENIUS OF

SYSTEM. NOW, STAND OVER HERE,
GENIUS OF MINE, BECAUSE THE BRAIN POWER

NOW, STAND OVER HERE, GENIUS OF MINE, BECAUSE
THE BRAIN POWER COMES FROM THE HUXTABLE SIDE.

MINE, BECAUSE THE BRAIN POWER COMES
FROM THE HUXTABLE SIDE. AND YOU FIRE AWAY,

COMES FROM THE HUXTABLE SIDE. AND
YOU FIRE AWAY, ASK A QUESTION, GO AHEAD.

AND YOU FIRE AWAY, ASK A QUESTION,
GO AHEAD. >> WHAT IS THE ATMOSPHERE

ASK A QUESTION, GO AHEAD. >> WHAT IS THE
ATMOSPHERE LIKE ON THE PLANET SATURN?

WHAT IS THE ATMOSPHERE LIKE
ON THE PLANET SATURN? >> READ ON.

LIKE ON THE PLANET SATURN? >> READ
ON. >> THE ATMOSPHERE ON SATURN

READ ON. >> THE ATMOSPHERE
ON SATURN IS COMPOSED OF METHANE

THE ATMOSPHERE ON SATURN IS COMPOSED
OF METHANE AND MOLECULAR HYDROGEN.

IS COMPOSED OF METHANE AND MOLECULAR
HYDROGEN. THE AVERAGE TEMPERATURE

AND MOLECULAR HYDROGEN. THE AVERAGE
TEMPERATURE IS 350 DEGREES-BELOW-ZERO

THE AVERAGE TEMPERATURE IS 350
DEGREES-BELOW-ZERO AND THE WIND VELOCITY

IS 350 DEGREES-BELOW-ZERO AND THE
WIND VELOCITY IS 700 MILES PER HOUR.

AND THE WIND VELOCITY IS 700 MILES
PER HOUR. >> I'M VERY IMPRESSED.

IS 700 MILES PER HOUR. >> I'M
VERY IMPRESSED. >> YES INDEED.

I'M VERY IMPRESSED. >> YES
INDEED. >> THAT MUST BE JANET.

YES INDEED. >> THAT MUST BE
JANET. WOULD YOU LET HER IN, DAD?

THAT MUST BE JANET. WOULD
YOU LET HER IN, DAD? >> OH YES, MA'AM.

WOULD YOU LET HER IN, DAD? >> OH
YES, MA'AM. I'LL GO GET A BOX TO PUT THIS

OH YES, MA'AM. I'LL GO
GET A BOX TO PUT THIS IN.

I'LL GO GET A BOX TO PUT THIS IN.
OKAY HONEY, AND I'LL HELP YOU

IN. >> OKAY HONEY, AND
I'LL HELP YOU PACK IT UP.

OKAY HONEY, AND I'LL
HELP YOU PACK IT UP. >> OKAY.

PACK IT UP. >> OKAY. >> HELLO.

OKAY. >> HELLO.
HI, DR. HUXTABLE.

HELLO. >> HI, DR. HUXTABLE.
UM, DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM

HI, DR. HUXTABLE. >> UM, DON'T
I KNOW YOU FROM SOME PLACE?

UM, DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM SOME
PLACE? DID WE DOUBLE DATE TOGETHER

SOME PLACE? DID WE DOUBLE
DATE TOGETHER SOMEWHERE?

DID WE DOUBLE DATE
TOGETHER SOMEWHERE? >> NO.

SOMEWHERE? >> NO.
WELL, WHO ARE YOU?

NO. >> WELL, WHO ARE
YOU? >> JANET MEISER.

WELL, WHO ARE YOU? >> JANET
MEISER. >> OH YES, YOU'RE MY DAUGHTER'S

JANET MEISER. >> OH YES, YOU'RE
MY DAUGHTER'S GIGGLING PARTNER.

OH YES, YOU'RE MY DAUGHTER'S GIGGLING
PARTNER. I HAVE ALL YOUR ALBUMS, YES.

GIGGLING PARTNER. I HAVE ALL YOUR
ALBUMS, YES. WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I HAVE ALL YOUR ALBUMS, YES. WELL, WHAT
DO YOU WANT? >> MY PARENTS ARE WAITING

WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT? >> MY
PARENTS ARE WAITING OUTSIDE IN THE CAR.

MY PARENTS ARE WAITING
OUTSIDE IN THE CAR. IS VANESSA READY?

OUTSIDE IN THE CAR. IS VANESSA
READY? >> OH YEAH, SHE'S PUTTING HER

IS VANESSA READY? >> OH YEAH, SHE'S
PUTTING HER SCIENCE PROJECT TOGETHER.

OH YEAH, SHE'S PUTTING HER SCIENCE
PROJECT TOGETHER. SHE'LL BE RIGHT OUT.

SCIENCE PROJECT TOGETHER. SHE'LL BE
RIGHT OUT. >> DON'T TELL ME WHAT SHE DID.

SHE'LL BE RIGHT OUT. >> DON'T TELL ME WHAT
SHE DID. WE SWORE EACH OTHER TO SECRECY

DON'T TELL ME WHAT SHE DID. WE SWORE EACH
OTHER TO SECRECY UNTIL THE SCIENCE FAIR.

WE SWORE EACH OTHER TO SECRECY
UNTIL THE SCIENCE FAIR. HI, MRS. HUXTABLE.

UNTIL THE SCIENCE FAIR. HI, MRS.
HUXTABLE. >> HI JANET, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

HI, MRS. HUXTABLE. >> HI JANET,
HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> FINE.

HI JANET, HOW ARE YOU
DOING? >> FINE. >> YOU NERVOUS?

FINE. >> YOU
NERVOUS? >> A LITTLE.

YOU NERVOUS? >> A LITTLE.
I WAS PUTTING MY PROJECT

A LITTLE. I WAS PUTTING MY PROJECT
TOGETHER UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE.

I WAS PUTTING MY PROJECT TOGETHER UNTIL
THE LAST MINUTE. >> OH, I FINISHED MINE

TOGETHER UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE.
OH, I FINISHED MINE 2 DAYS AGO.

OH, I FINISHED MINE 2 DAYS
AGO. >> WOW, I BET IT'S GOOD.

2 DAYS AGO. >> WOW, I BET IT'S
GOOD. >> VANESSA BUILT A LIFE-SIZE

WOW, I BET IT'S GOOD. >> VANESSA
BUILT A LIFE-SIZE SPACE SHUTTLE.

VANESSA BUILT A LIFE-SIZE
SPACE SHUTTLE. >> SHE DID?

SPACE SHUTTLE. >> SHE DID?
YEAH, HAVE YOUR FOLKS GOT

SHE DID? >> YEAH, HAVE YOUR
FOLKS GOT A TRAILER OUTSIDE?

YEAH, HAVE YOUR FOLKS
GOT A TRAILER OUTSIDE? >> DAD.

A TRAILER OUTSIDE?
DAD. HE'S KIDDING.

DAD. HE'S KIDDING. BYE MOM.

HE'S KIDDING. BYE MOM. BYE DAD.

BYE MOM. BYE DAD. WISH ME LUCK.

BYE DAD. WISH ME LUCK.
THE WINNER GETS A TROPHY.

WISH ME LUCK. THE WINNER GETS A
TROPHY. >> HEY, I GOT A SPACE RIGHT HERE

THE WINNER GETS A TROPHY. >>
HEY, I GOT A SPACE RIGHT HERE FOR IT.

HEY, I GOT A SPACE RIGHT
HERE FOR IT. >> THANK YOU.

FOR IT. >> THANK
YOU. >> BYE VANESSA.

THANK YOU. >> BYE VANESSA.
NOW CLIFF, THAT REALLY WAS NOT

BYE VANESSA. NOW CLIFF,
THAT REALLY WAS NOT NECESSARY.

NOW CLIFF, THAT REALLY
WAS NOT NECESSARY. >> WHAT?

NECESSARY. >> WHAT? >>
THESE CLASSES ARE COMPETITIVE

WHAT? >> THESE CLASSES ARE
COMPETITIVE ENOUGH WITHOUT US PUTTING EXTRA

THESE CLASSES ARE COMPETITIVE ENOUGH WITHOUT
US PUTTING EXTRA PRESSURE ON THIS GIRL.

ENOUGH WITHOUT US PUTTING EXTRA PRESSURE
ON THIS GIRL. >> THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH

PRESSURE ON THIS GIRL. >> THERE'S
NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE COMPETITION.

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE
COMPETITION. >> OKAY CLIFF, I JUST DON'T WANT

A LITTLE COMPETITION. >> OKAY CLIFF, I JUST
DON'T WANT VANESSA TO GET CARRIED AWAY LIKE

OKAY CLIFF, I JUST DON'T WANT VANESSA TO GET
CARRIED AWAY LIKE A CERTAIN PERSON IN THIS FAMILY.

VANESSA TO GET CARRIED AWAY LIKE A CERTAIN PERSON
IN THIS FAMILY. >> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?

A CERTAIN PERSON IN THIS FAMILY. >>
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME? >> YES.

ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT ME? >> YES. >> HA!

YES. >> HA! >> YES,
AS A MATTER OF FACT,

HA! >> YES, AS A
MATTER OF FACT, I AM.

YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM.
NOW, LET'S TAKE THE WAY YOU PLAY

I AM. NOW, LET'S TAKE THE
WAY YOU PLAY MONOPOLY.

NOW, LET'S TAKE THE WAY YOU PLAY
MONOPOLY. >> WHAT HAS MONOPOLY GOT TO DO

MONOPOLY. >> WHAT HAS
MONOPOLY GOT TO DO WITH SCIENCE?

WHAT HAS MONOPOLY GOT TO DO WITH
SCIENCE? >> I'M TALKING ABOUT THE WAY YOU

WITH SCIENCE? >> I'M TALKING ABOUT
THE WAY YOU HANDLE COMPETITION.

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE WAY YOU HANDLE
COMPETITION. YOU SEE, MOST HUMAN BEINGS VIEW

HANDLE COMPETITION. YOU SEE, MOST HUMAN
BEINGS VIEW MONOPOLY AS A GAME, BUT YOU TAKE

YOU SEE, MOST HUMAN BEINGS VIEW MONOPOLY AS A
GAME, BUT YOU TAKE IT AS A MEANS TO CRUSH ALL THOSE

MONOPOLY AS A GAME, BUT YOU TAKE IT AS A MEANS
TO CRUSH ALL THOSE WHO WOULD DARE CHALLENGE YOU.

IT AS A MEANS TO CRUSH ALL THOSE WHO WOULD
DARE CHALLENGE YOU. YOU ARE THE WORST.

WHO WOULD DARE CHALLENGE
YOU. YOU ARE THE WORST. >> HA HA!

YOU ARE THE WORST. >> HA
HA! >> IF SOMEBODY GETS A

HA HA! >> IF SOMEBODY GETS A
"GO TO JAIL" CARD, YOU APPLAUD.

IF SOMEBODY GETS A "GO TO JAIL"
CARD, YOU APPLAUD. >> THAT'S RIGHT.

"GO TO JAIL" CARD, YOU APPLAUD.
THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.
SOMEBODY LANDS ON YOUR

THAT'S RIGHT. >> SOMEBODY LANDS ON
YOUR PROPERTY, YOU START MAKING CASH

SOMEBODY LANDS ON YOUR PROPERTY,
YOU START MAKING CASH REGISTER SOUNDS.

PROPERTY, YOU START MAKING
CASH REGISTER SOUNDS. >> CHA-CHING!

REGISTER SOUNDS. >>
CHA-CHING! CHA-CHING!

CHA-CHING!
CHA-CHING! THAT'S RIGHT.

CHA-CHING! THAT'S RIGHT.
AND THEN WHEN YOU WIN,

THAT'S RIGHT. >> AND THEN WHEN
YOU WIN, YOU PILE ALL YOUR MONEY UP IN

AND THEN WHEN YOU WIN, YOU PILE ALL
YOUR MONEY UP IN THE FLOOR AND ROLL IN IT.

YOU PILE ALL YOUR MONEY UP IN
THE FLOOR AND ROLL IN IT. >> YES.

THE FLOOR AND ROLL IN IT. >>
YES. >> YOU ARE THE WORST.

YES. >> YOU ARE THE WORST.
YEAH, NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

YOU ARE THE WORST. >> YEAH, NOW I
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT NOW.

YEAH, NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT NOW. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO

TALKING ABOUT NOW. THIS HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH SCIENCE.

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH
SCIENCE. YOU'RE STILL WARM ABOUT

WITH SCIENCE. YOU'RE STILL WARM
ABOUT THE MONOPOLY GAME WE PLAYED...

YOU'RE STILL WARM ABOUT THE
MONOPOLY GAME WE PLAYED... HA-HA-HA!

THE MONOPOLY GAME WE PLAYED...
HA-HA-HA! AND I HAD BOARDWALK AND YOU

HA-HA-HA! AND I HAD BOARDWALK AND
YOU ROLLED THE DICE, AND YOU LANDED

AND I HAD BOARDWALK AND YOU ROLLED
THE DICE, AND YOU LANDED ON MY BOARDWALK.

ROLLED THE DICE, AND YOU LANDED ON MY
BOARDWALK. AND I HAD ABOUT 5,000 HOTELS

ON MY BOARDWALK. AND I HAD ABOUT 5,000
HOTELS AND 600 HOUSES, AND YOU ONLY HAD

AND I HAD ABOUT 5,000 HOTELS AND 600
HOUSES, AND YOU ONLY HAD 30 DOLLARS.

AND 600 HOUSES, AND YOU ONLY HAD
30 DOLLARS. AND I TOLD YOU TO PAY UP,

30 DOLLARS. AND I TOLD
YOU TO PAY UP, AND YOU SAID,

AND I TOLD YOU TO PAY UP, AND
YOU SAID, "BUT I'M YOUR WIFE!"

AND YOU SAID, "BUT I'M YOUR
WIFE!" AND YOU BETTER PAY.

MR. ROBERTSON?
HI VANESSA. >> HI.

HI VANESSA. >> HI. >>
WHERE SHOULD WE SET UP?

HI. >> WHERE SHOULD WE SET
UP? >> OKAY, YOU'RE AT THAT TABLE,

WHERE SHOULD WE SET UP? >>
OKAY, YOU'RE AT THAT TABLE, VANESSA.

OKAY, YOU'RE AT THAT TABLE,
VANESSA. AND JANET, YOU'RE

VANESSA. AND JANET, YOU'RE
RIGHT NEXT TO HER, OKAY?

AND JANET, YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT
TO HER, OKAY? >> THANK YOU.

RIGHT NEXT TO HER, OKAY? >> THANK
YOU. >> MR. ROBERTSON, THERE'S

THANK YOU. >> MR. ROBERTSON,
THERE'S A HOLE IN MY ANT FARM.

MR. ROBERTSON, THERE'S A HOLE
IN MY ANT FARM. THEY'RE ESCAPING.

A HOLE IN MY ANT FARM. THEY'RE
ESCAPING. >> LET'S SEE IF WE CAN'T ROUND

THEY'RE ESCAPING. >> LET'S
SEE IF WE CAN'T ROUND 'EM UP.

LET'S SEE IF WE CAN'T ROUND
'EM UP. >> BUT THEY'RE ALL OVER

'EM UP. >> BUT THEY'RE
ALL OVER THE PLACE.

BUT THEY'RE ALL OVER THE
PLACE. WHOOPS, MY PROJECT'S RUINED.

THE PLACE. WHOOPS, MY PROJECT'S
RUINED. >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, NANCY.

WHOOPS, MY PROJECT'S RUINED. >> I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT, NANCY. IF WE CAN'T FIND ENOUGH OF 'EM,

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, NANCY. IF WE CAN'T FIND
ENOUGH OF 'EM, WE'LL GO OUT AND GET SOME MORE

IF WE CAN'T FIND ENOUGH OF 'EM, WE'LL GO OUT
AND GET SOME MORE OVER THE WEEKEND AND WE CAN

WE'LL GO OUT AND GET SOME MORE OVER THE
WEEKEND AND WE CAN JUDGE YOURS SEPARATELY ON

OVER THE WEEKEND AND WE CAN JUDGE
YOURS SEPARATELY ON MONDAY, DEAL?

JUDGE YOURS SEPARATELY
ON MONDAY, DEAL? >> MMM HMM.

MONDAY, DEAL? >> MMM
HMM. WATCH WHERE YOU WALK.

MMM HMM. WATCH
WHERE YOU WALK. >> OH.

WATCH WHERE YOU WALK. >>
OH. >> LOOK AT SOME OF THESE

OH. >> LOOK AT SOME
OF THESE PROJECTS.

LOOK AT SOME OF THESE
PROJECTS. TODD LUCAS MADE A VOLCANO.

PROJECTS. TODD LUCAS
MADE A VOLCANO. >> WOW!

TODD LUCAS MADE A VOLCANO.
WOW! DO YOU THINK IT WORKS?

WOW! DO YOU THINK
IT WORKS? >> I HOPE NOT.

DO YOU THINK IT WORKS? >> I
HOPE NOT. LOOK AT MELISSA.

I HOPE NOT. LOOK
AT MELISSA. >> WOW!

LOOK AT MELISSA. >> WOW!
THAT'S GREAT, MELISSA.

WOW! THAT'S GREAT,
MELISSA. >> IT'S SOLAR ENERGY.

THAT'S GREAT, MELISSA. >> IT'S SOLAR
ENERGY. >> WHO'S UNDER THE SHEET?

IT'S SOLAR ENERGY. >> WHO'S
UNDER THE SHEET? >> LEON.

WHO'S UNDER THE SHEET? >>
LEON. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

LEON. >> WHAT ARE YOU
DOING? >> IT'S TOP SECRET.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
IT'S TOP SECRET. >> WOW!

IT'S TOP SECRET. >> WOW! >>
WOULD YOU STOP SAYING WOW?

WOW! >> WOULD YOU STOP
SAYING WOW? >> I'M SORRY.

WOULD YOU STOP SAYING WOW? >>
I'M SORRY. WELL, WHO'S GOING TO SET UP

I'M SORRY. WELL, WHO'S
GOING TO SET UP FIRST?

WELL, WHO'S GOING TO SET
UP FIRST? OKAY, I GUESS I WILL.

FIRST? OKAY, I
GUESS I WILL. >> WOW!

OKAY, I GUESS I WILL. >> WOW!
WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE?

WOW! WHERE DID YOU
GET THOSE? >> I MADE THEM.

WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE?
I MADE THEM. >> YOU DID?

I MADE THEM. >> YOU DID?
I WASN'T SURE I'D BE ABLE TO

YOU DID? >> I WASN'T SURE I'D BE
ABLE TO WHEN I STARTED, BUT THE MORE

I WASN'T SURE I'D BE ABLE TO WHEN I STARTED,
BUT THE MORE I LEARNED ABOUT THEM, THE MORE

WHEN I STARTED, BUT THE MORE I LEARNED
ABOUT THEM, THE MORE I GOT INTO IT.

I LEARNED ABOUT THEM, THE MORE I GOT
INTO IT. >> WELL, DO THEY DO ANYTHING?

I GOT INTO IT. >> WELL, DO
THEY DO ANYTHING? >> JUST THIS.

WELL, DO THEY DO ANYTHING? >>
JUST THIS. I TRIED SOMETHING DIFFERENT

JUST THIS. I TRIED SOMETHING
DIFFERENT WITH THIS ONE.

I TRIED SOMETHING DIFFERENT WITH
THIS ONE. I ADDED A SOUND COMMAND.

WITH THIS ONE. I ADDED A SOUND
COMMAND. >> DID YOUR FATHER HELP YOU

I ADDED A SOUND COMMAND. >> DID
YOUR FATHER HELP YOU WITH THIS?

DID YOUR FATHER
HELP YOU WITH THIS? >> NO.

WITH THIS? >> NO. >>
YOU MADE THOSE ALL

NO. >> YOU MADE
THOSE ALL BY YOURSELF?

YOU MADE THOSE ALL
BY YOURSELF? >> UH-HUH.

BY YOURSELF? >> UH-HUH. >> WOW.

UH-HUH. >> WOW. >>
WHAT'S YOUR PROJECT?

WOW. >> WHAT'S YOUR
PROJECT? >> THE SOLAR SYSTEM.

WHAT'S YOUR PROJECT? >> THE
SOLAR SYSTEM. >> THE SOLAR SYSTEM?

THE SOLAR SYSTEM. >> THE SOLAR
SYSTEM? I DID THAT IN THE 3RD GRADE, HAD

THE SOLAR SYSTEM? I DID THAT IN THE 3RD
GRADE, HAD ALL THE PLANETS, THE 16 MOONS

I DID THAT IN THE 3RD GRADE, HAD ALL THE
PLANETS, THE 16 MOONS AROUND JUPITER.

ALL THE PLANETS, THE 16 MOONS AROUND
JUPITER. I EVEN HAD A FLAMING ASTEROID.

AROUND JUPITER. I EVEN HAD A FLAMING
ASTEROID. BUT IT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO

I EVEN HAD A FLAMING ASTEROID. BUT IT'S NOTHING
COMPARED TO WHAT I HAVE UNDER THAT SHEET.

BUT IT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I
HAVE UNDER THAT SHEET. >> COME ON, LEON.

WHAT I HAVE UNDER THAT SHEET. >>
COME ON, LEON. TELL US WHAT IT IS.

COME ON, LEON. TELL US WHAT IT
IS. >> PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYONE.

TELL US WHAT IT IS. >> PROMISE
NOT TO TELL ANYONE. >> PROMISE.

PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYONE. >>
PROMISE. >> OKAY, UNDER THAT SHEET,

PROMISE. >> OKAY, UNDER THAT
SHEET, I HAVE A WORKING TORNADO.

OKAY, UNDER THAT SHEET, I
HAVE A WORKING TORNADO. >> WOW.

I HAVE A WORKING TORNADO. >>
WOW. >> TORNADOES AREN'T THAT HARD.

WOW. >> TORNADOES AREN'T
THAT HARD. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT

TORNADOES AREN'T THAT HARD. ALL YOU HAVE
TO DO IS PUT A LOW-PRESSURE WARM-AIR SYSTEM

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT A LOW-PRESSURE
WARM-AIR SYSTEM UNDER A HIGH-PRESSURE COLD-AIR

A LOW-PRESSURE WARM-AIR SYSTEM UNDER A
HIGH-PRESSURE COLD-AIR SYSTEM AND YOU'VE GOT IT.

UNDER A HIGH-PRESSURE COLD-AIR SYSTEM AND
YOU'VE GOT IT. >> BUT MINE DESTROYS A MINIATURE

SYSTEM AND YOU'VE GOT IT. >> BUT MINE
DESTROYS A MINIATURE FARM COMMUNITY.

BUT MINE DESTROYS A
MINIATURE FARM COMMUNITY. >> WOW!

FARM COMMUNITY. >> WOW! >>
WHAT'S YOUR PROJECT, JANET?

WOW! >> WHAT'S YOUR
PROJECT, JANET? >> ROBOTICS.

WHAT'S YOUR PROJECT, JANET? >>
ROBOTICS. >> CAN I SEE HOW THEY WORK?

ROBOTICS. >> CAN I SEE
HOW THEY WORK? >> SURE.

CAN I SEE HOW THEY WORK?
SURE. >> UH, MR. ROBERTSON?

SURE. >> UH, MR. ROBERTSON?
COULD I WAIT UNTIL MONDAY

UH, MR. ROBERTSON? COULD I WAIT
UNTIL MONDAY TO SET UP MY PROJECT?

COULD I WAIT UNTIL MONDAY
TO SET UP MY PROJECT? >> WHY?

TO SET UP MY PROJECT? >> WHY?
WELL, IT'S NOT FINISHED YET

WHY? >> WELL, IT'S NOT FINISHED
YET AND I'D REALLY LIKE TO DO SOME

WELL, IT'S NOT FINISHED YET AND I'D
REALLY LIKE TO DO SOME MORE WORK ON IT.

AND I'D REALLY LIKE TO DO SOME MORE
WORK ON IT. >> VANESSA, THE PROJECTS WERE

MORE WORK ON IT. >> VANESSA,
THE PROJECTS WERE DUE TODAY.

VANESSA, THE PROJECTS WERE
DUE TODAY. >> BUT YOU GAVE NANCY

DUE TODAY. >> BUT YOU
GAVE NANCY UNTIL MONDAY.

BUT YOU GAVE NANCY UNTIL
MONDAY. >> WELL YES, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE

UNTIL MONDAY. >> WELL YES, BUT THAT'S
BECAUSE MOST OF HER PROJECT RAN AWAY.

WELL YES, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE MOST OF HER
PROJECT RAN AWAY. >> PLEASE, MR. ROBERTSON.

MOST OF HER PROJECT RAN AWAY. >> PLEASE,
MR. ROBERTSON. I'D REALLY LIKE A CHANCE

PLEASE, MR. ROBERTSON. I'D REALLY
LIKE A CHANCE TO MAKE IT BETTER.

I'D REALLY LIKE A CHANCE TO MAKE
IT BETTER. >> I'M SORRY, VANESSA,

TO MAKE IT BETTER. >> I'M SORRY,
VANESSA, BUT WE'RE GOING TO START JUDGING

I'M SORRY, VANESSA, BUT WE'RE
GOING TO START JUDGING IN A HALF AN HOUR.

BUT WE'RE GOING TO START JUDGING
IN A HALF AN HOUR. NOW, COME ON.

IN A HALF AN HOUR. NOW,
COME ON. GET YOURSELF READY.

I'M HOME, DAD!

HEY DAD! >> WHAT TIME DO
YOU GET OUT OF SCHOOL?

WHAT TIME DO YOU GET
OUT OF SCHOOL? >> 3:00.

OF SCHOOL? >> 3:00. >>
NOW, YOU GET OUT AT 3:00.

3:00. >> NOW, YOU GET
OUT AT 3:00. IT'S ALREADY 3:15!

NOW, YOU GET OUT AT 3:00. IT'S ALREADY
3:15! I ASKED YOU TO COME HERE AS SOON

IT'S ALREADY 3:15! I ASKED YOU TO COME
HERE AS SOON AS YOU GET OUT OF SCHOOL.

I ASKED YOU TO COME HERE AS SOON AS
YOU GET OUT OF SCHOOL. >> SORRY DAD.

AS YOU GET OUT OF SCHOOL. >>
SORRY DAD. SO, HOW'S IT GOING?

SORRY DAD. SO, HOW'S IT
GOING? >> SO, HOW'S IT GOING?

SO, HOW'S IT GOING? >> SO, HOW'S
IT GOING? IT'S GOING JUST FINE.

SO, HOW'S IT GOING? IT'S
GOING JUST FINE. I FIXED IT.

IT'S GOING JUST FINE.
I FIXED IT. IT'S FIXED.

I FIXED IT. IT'S FIXED. >>
DAD, IS IT REALLY FIXED?

IT'S FIXED. >> DAD, IS IT REALLY
FIXED? >> YES, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE

DAD, IS IT REALLY FIXED? >> YES, WE'RE
GOING TO HAVE CLEAN DISHES TONIGHT.

YES, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE CLEAN
DISHES TONIGHT. >> BUT HOW DO WE GET CLEAN

CLEAN DISHES TONIGHT. >> BUT HOW DO
WE GET CLEAN DISHES IF THESE AREN'T IN

BUT HOW DO WE GET CLEAN
DISHES IF THESE AREN'T IN THE MACHINE?

DISHES IF THESE AREN'T IN THE
MACHINE? >> I MADE SOME MODIFICATIONS.

THE MACHINE? >> I MADE SOME MODIFICATIONS.
LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU,

I MADE SOME MODIFICATIONS. LET
ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU, SON.

LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU,
SON. THROUGH ALL THE YEARS OF THE

SON. THROUGH ALL THE YEARS OF
THE HUXTABLE TRADITION UP TO NOW,

THROUGH ALL THE YEARS OF THE HUXTABLE TRADITION
UP TO NOW, THERE'S BEEN A TRADITION OF

HUXTABLE TRADITION UP TO NOW, THERE'S
BEEN A TRADITION OF WASHING DISHES.

THERE'S BEEN A TRADITION OF WASHING
DISHES. AND WE'RE GOING BACK TO

WASHING DISHES. AND WE'RE
GOING BACK TO THE OLD WAY.

AND WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE OLD
WAY. LIFE'S BEEN TOO EASY FOR YOU,

THE OLD WAY. LIFE'S BEEN
TOO EASY FOR YOU, BOY.

LIFE'S BEEN TOO EASY
FOR YOU, BOY. >> HI, DAD.

BOY. >> HI, DAD. >>
HEY, FRICK AND FRACK.

HI, DAD. >> HEY, FRICK
AND FRACK. HOW YOU DOING?

HEY, FRICK AND FRACK. HOW
YOU DOING? >> WHAT HAPPENED?

HOW YOU DOING? >> WHAT HAPPENED?
LIFE'S BEEN TOO EASY FOR ME.

WHAT HAPPENED? >> LIFE'S BEEN TOO
EASY FOR ME. >> WELL, WANT TO TALK ABOUT

LIFE'S BEEN TOO EASY FOR ME. >> WELL,
WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE SCIENCE FAIR.

WELL, WANT TO TALK ABOUT
THE SCIENCE FAIR. WHO WON?

THE SCIENCE FAIR. WHO
WON? >> LEON HAYWOOD.

WHO WON? >> LEON HAYWOOD.
HIS PROJECT WAS GREAT.

LEON HAYWOOD. >> HIS
PROJECT WAS GREAT. >> REALLY?

HIS PROJECT WAS GREAT. >>
REALLY? >> HE HAD THIS TORNADO IN

REALLY? >> HE HAD THIS TORNADO
IN A TUBE, AND HE KEPT THROWING

HE HAD THIS TORNADO IN A TUBE, AND HE KEPT
THROWING LITTLE COWS AND TRACTORS INTO IT

A TUBE, AND HE KEPT THROWING LITTLE COWS AND
TRACTORS INTO IT AND THEY'D SPIN UP TO THE TOP

LITTLE COWS AND TRACTORS INTO IT AND
THEY'D SPIN UP TO THE TOP AND FLY OUT.

AND THEY'D SPIN UP TO THE TOP AND
FLY OUT. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT TORNADOES

AND FLY OUT. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
TORNADOES COULD BE SO DEVASTATING.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT TORNADOES COULD BE
SO DEVASTATING. >> THAT'D BE HARD TO BEAT.

COULD BE SO DEVASTATING. >>
THAT'D BE HARD TO BEAT. HOW'D YOU DO?

THAT'D BE HARD TO BEAT. HOW'D
YOU DO? >> JANET CAME IN THIRD.

HOW'D YOU DO? >> JANET CAME
IN THIRD. >> HAPPY FOR YOU.

JANET CAME IN THIRD. >> HAPPY
FOR YOU. THIRD PLACE, ALL RIGHT,

HAPPY FOR YOU. THIRD PLACE,
ALL RIGHT, AND NUMBER TWO?

THIRD PLACE, ALL RIGHT, AND
NUMBER TWO? NUMBER FOUR?

AND NUMBER TWO? NUMBER
FOUR? >> NOT ME, DAD.

NUMBER FOUR? >> NOT ME, DAD.
WELL, WHAT'D YOU COME IN?

NOT ME, DAD. >> WELL, WHAT'D
YOU COME IN? >> FOURTEENTH.

WELL, WHAT'D YOU COME IN?
FOURTEENTH. >> FOURTEENTH?

FOURTEENTH. >> FOURTEENTH?
BUT HER PROJECT WAS REALLY

FOURTEENTH? >> BUT HER
PROJECT WAS REALLY GREAT.

BUT HER PROJECT WAS REALLY
GREAT. >> WELL, GET 'EM NEXT TIME.

GREAT. >> WELL, GET 'EM
NEXT TIME. >> RIGHT DAD.

WELL, GET 'EM NEXT
TIME. >> RIGHT DAD. >> OKAY.

RIGHT DAD. >> OKAY.
LISTEN, GET THAT STUFF BACK IN

OKAY. LISTEN, GET THAT STUFF BACK
IN THE WASHING MACHINE BEFORE YOUR

LISTEN, GET THAT STUFF BACK IN THE WASHING
MACHINE BEFORE YOUR MOTHER GETS HERE.

YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A COFFEE POT
BEFORE? >> DO YOU THINK LEON'S CUTE?

BEFORE? >> DO YOU THINK
LEON'S CUTE? >> HE'S ALL RIGHT.

DO YOU THINK LEON'S CUTE? >>
HE'S ALL RIGHT. >> I THINK HE'S CUTE.

HE'S ALL RIGHT. >> I THINK HE'S
CUTE. HE WAS STARING AT A CERTAIN

I THINK HE'S CUTE. HE WAS
STARING AT A CERTAIN SOMEONE TODAY.

HE WAS STARING AT A CERTAIN SOMEONE
TODAY. >> LOOK, IF YOU'RE TRYING TO

SOMEONE TODAY. >> LOOK, IF YOU'RE
TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER,

LOOK, IF YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE
ME FEEL BETTER, JUST FORGET IT.

MAKE ME FEEL BETTER,
JUST FORGET IT. >> VANESSA?

JUST FORGET IT. >>
VANESSA? >> YEAH.

VANESSA? >> YEAH. >>
I'M SORRY YOU CAME IN 14TH.

YEAH. >> I'M SORRY
YOU CAME IN 14TH. >> WELL...

I'M SORRY YOU CAME IN 14TH. >>
WELL... >> I'M SORRY I CAME IN THIRD.

WELL... >> I'M SORRY I CAME IN
THIRD. >> LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO

I'M SORRY I CAME IN THIRD. >> LOOK, YOU
DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE

LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE JUST
BECAUSE YOU WERE SMART ENOUGH TO HAVE SOMEONE

APOLOGIZE JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE
SMART ENOUGH TO HAVE SOMEONE HELP YOU.

SMART ENOUGH TO HAVE SOMEONE
HELP YOU. >> I DIDN'T HAVE ANYBODY HELP

HELP YOU. >> I DIDN'T
HAVE ANYBODY HELP ME.

I DIDN'T HAVE ANYBODY HELP
ME. >> YOUR FATHER'S AN ENGINEER.

ME. >> YOUR FATHER'S AN ENGINEER.
HE MUST'VE HAD SOMETHING TO DO

YOUR FATHER'S AN ENGINEER. HE
MUST'VE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.

HE MUST'VE HAD SOMETHING TO DO
WITH IT. >> VANESSA, I WORKED VERY HARD

WITH IT. >> VANESSA, I WORKED
VERY HARD ON MY PROJECT.

VANESSA, I WORKED VERY HARD ON
MY PROJECT. I DIDN'T HAVE ANYBODY'S HELP.

ON MY PROJECT. I DIDN'T HAVE
ANYBODY'S HELP. DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?

I DIDN'T HAVE ANYBODY'S HELP. DON'T
YOU BELIEVE ME? >> IF YOU SAY SO.

DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME? >> IF YOU
SAY SO. >> SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO

IF YOU SAY SO. >> SO,
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW?

SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO NOW? >> NOTHING.

NOW? >> NOTHING. >> NO,
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

NOTHING. >> NO, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND. I DON'T NEED A REPAIRMAN.

NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I DON'T NEED
A REPAIRMAN. THE MACHINE IS PAST REPAIRMAN.

I DON'T NEED A REPAIRMAN. THE MACHINE IS
PAST REPAIRMAN. WHAT I'M ASKING FOR IS IF YOU

THE MACHINE IS PAST REPAIRMAN. WHAT I'M ASKING
FOR IS IF YOU HAVE A MACHINE THAT'S THE SAME

WHAT I'M ASKING FOR IS IF YOU HAVE A MACHINE
THAT'S THE SAME MODEL AS THE ONE THAT I HAD?

HAVE A MACHINE THAT'S THE SAME
MODEL AS THE ONE THAT I HAD? YOU DO.

MODEL AS THE ONE THAT I HAD? YOU
DO. NOW, CAN YOU GET A MAN HERE TO

YOU DO. NOW, CAN YOU GET A
MAN HERE TO PUT IT IN BEFORE 5:30,

NOW, CAN YOU GET A MAN HERE TO PUT IT
IN BEFORE 5:30, BEFORE MY WIFE GETS HOME?

PUT IT IN BEFORE 5:30, BEFORE MY WIFE
GETS HOME? YES, I WANT TO GIVE HER

BEFORE MY WIFE GETS HOME?
YES, I WANT TO GIVE HER A PRESENT.

YES, I WANT TO GIVE
HER A PRESENT. YOU CAN?

A PRESENT. YOU CAN?
OH, YOU'RE GREAT.

YOU CAN? OH, YOU'RE
GREAT. THANK YOU.

OH, YOU'RE GREAT. THANK
YOU. >> DR. HUXTABLE?

THANK YOU. >>
DR. HUXTABLE? >> MRS. WIZARD!

DR. HUXTABLE? >> MRS. WIZARD!
I THINK I WANT TO GO HOME.

MRS. WIZARD! >> I THINK I
WANT TO GO HOME. >> REALLY?

I THINK I WANT TO GO HOME. >>
REALLY? YOU THINK YOU WANT TO GO HOME?

REALLY? YOU THINK YOU WANT TO
GO HOME? >> YES, COULD YOU TAKE ME?

YOU THINK YOU WANT TO GO HOME? >> YES, COULD
YOU TAKE ME? >> YOU REALLY WANT TO GO HOME?

YES, COULD YOU TAKE ME? >> YOU REALLY
WANT TO GO HOME? >> I REALLY WANT TO.

YOU REALLY WANT TO GO HOME? >> I REALLY
WANT TO. >> WELL YEAH, I HAVE TO GO UP

I REALLY WANT TO. >> WELL YEAH, I HAVE
TO GO UP AND GET MY KEYS AND THEN I'LL

WELL YEAH, I HAVE TO GO UP AND GET MY KEYS
AND THEN I'LL COME DOWN AND I'LL TAKE YOU

AND GET MY KEYS AND THEN I'LL
COME DOWN AND I'LL TAKE YOU HOME.

COME DOWN AND I'LL TAKE YOU
HOME. >> THANK YOU, DR. HUXTABLE.

HOME. >> THANK YOU,
DR. HUXTABLE. >> OKAY.

WHO IS IT? >>
IT'S DAD. >> COME IN.

IT'S DAD. >> COME IN. HI DAD.

COME IN. HI DAD. >> HI.

HI DAD. >> HI. EVERYTHING OKAY?

HI. EVERYTHING
OKAY? >> YES DAD.

EVERYTHING OKAY? >> YES DAD.
WELL, JANET CAME DOWNSTAIRS

YES DAD. >> WELL, JANET CAME
DOWNSTAIRS AND ASKED ME TO TAKE HER HOME.

WELL, JANET CAME DOWNSTAIRS AND ASKED
ME TO TAKE HER HOME. THAT'S A SHORT VISIT.

AND ASKED ME TO TAKE HER HOME.
THAT'S A SHORT VISIT. >> YES DAD.

THAT'S A SHORT VISIT. >> YES
DAD. >> WHAT'S HAPPENING?

YES DAD. >> WHAT'S HAPPENING?
EVER SINCE SHE WON THIRD

WHAT'S HAPPENING? >> EVER SINCE SHE
WON THIRD PRIZE, SHE'S BEEN IMPOSSIBLE.

EVER SINCE SHE WON THIRD PRIZE, SHE'S BEEN
IMPOSSIBLE. >> SHE ONLY WON IT JUST A COUPLE

PRIZE, SHE'S BEEN IMPOSSIBLE. >> SHE ONLY
WON IT JUST A COUPLE OF MINUTE AGO, HONEY.

SHE ONLY WON IT JUST A COUPLE OF
MINUTE AGO, HONEY. >> SHE WON'T ADMIT IT,

OF MINUTE AGO, HONEY. >> SHE WON'T
ADMIT IT, BUT I BET HER DAD HELPED HER.

SHE WON'T ADMIT IT, BUT I BET HER
DAD HELPED HER. HE'S AN ENGINEER.

BUT I BET HER DAD HELPED HER.
HE'S AN ENGINEER. >> DID YOU ASK HER

HE'S AN ENGINEER. >> DID
YOU ASK HER IF HE HELPED HER?

DID YOU ASK HER IF
HE HELPED HER? >> YES.

IF HE HELPED HER? >> YES.
WHAT DID SHE SAY ABOUT IT?

YES. >> WHAT DID SHE SAY
ABOUT IT? >> SHE SAID HE DIDN'T.

WHAT DID SHE SAY ABOUT IT? >> SHE
SAID HE DIDN'T. >> AND DO YOU BELIEVE HER?

SHE SAID HE DIDN'T. >> AND DO YOU
BELIEVE HER? >> EVERY TIME I SAT DOWN TO

AND DO YOU BELIEVE HER? >> EVERY
TIME I SAT DOWN TO WORK, RUDY WAS ALWAYS

EVERY TIME I SAT DOWN TO WORK,
RUDY WAS ALWAYS BOTHERING ME.

WORK, RUDY WAS ALWAYS BOTHERING
ME. I ASKED MOM IF I COULD WORK AT

BOTHERING ME. I ASKED MOM IF I COULD
WORK AT THE KITCHEN TABLE AND SHE SAID

I ASKED MOM IF I COULD WORK AT
THE KITCHEN TABLE AND SHE SAID NO.

THE KITCHEN TABLE AND SHE SAID
NO. I DON'T EVEN THINK MR. ROBERTSON

NO. I DON'T EVEN THINK
MR. ROBERTSON LIKES ME.

I DON'T EVEN THINK MR. ROBERTSON
LIKES ME. >> ARE YOU FINISHED?

LIKES ME. >> ARE YOU FINISHED?
AND YOU ONLY GAVE ME $10

ARE YOU FINISHED? >> AND YOU
ONLY GAVE ME $10 TO DO MY PROJECT.

AND YOU ONLY GAVE ME $10 TO DO MY
PROJECT. >> SO, A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE

TO DO MY PROJECT. >> SO, A WHOLE LOT
OF PEOPLE RUINED THIS PROJECT FOR YOU,

SO, A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE
RUINED THIS PROJECT FOR YOU, HUH?

RUINED THIS PROJECT
FOR YOU, HUH? LOOK AT ME.

HUH? LOOK AT ME. YOU
KNOW, THERE'S TWO PEOPLE IN

LOOK AT ME. YOU KNOW, THERE'S TWO
PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM WHO REALLY KNOW BETTER

YOU KNOW, THERE'S TWO PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM
WHO REALLY KNOW BETTER THAN THAT, DON'T WE?

THIS ROOM WHO REALLY KNOW BETTER
THAN THAT, DON'T WE? COME HERE.

THAN THAT, DON'T WE?
COME HERE. COME ON NOW.

COME HERE. COME ON
NOW. COME OVER HERE.

COME ON NOW. COME OVER HERE.
YOU TELL ME WHAT IS THE REAL

COME OVER HERE. YOU TELL ME
WHAT IS THE REAL PROBLEM, MA'AM.

YOU TELL ME WHAT IS THE REAL PROBLEM,
MA'AM. DAD, I THOUGHT WHAT I DID WAS

PROBLEM, MA'AM. DAD, I THOUGHT
WHAT I DID WAS GOOD ENOUGH.

DAD, I THOUGHT WHAT I DID WAS GOOD
ENOUGH. BUT WHEN I SAW WHAT THOSE OTHER

GOOD ENOUGH. BUT WHEN I SAW WHAT THOSE
OTHER KIDS DID, I KNEW I COULD'VE DONE

BUT WHEN I SAW WHAT THOSE OTHER KIDS
DID, I KNEW I COULD'VE DONE A LOT MORE.

KIDS DID, I KNEW I COULD'VE DONE A
LOT MORE. >> MMM HMM, HOW MUCH MORE?

A LOT MORE. >> MMM HMM,
HOW MUCH MORE? >> A LOT MORE.

MMM HMM, HOW MUCH MORE? >> A
LOT MORE. >> WELL THEN, WHY DIDN'T YOU,

A LOT MORE. >> WELL
THEN, WHY DIDN'T YOU, DEAR?

WELL THEN, WHY DIDN'T
YOU, DEAR? >> I DON'T KNOW.

DEAR? >> I DON'T KNOW.
OH, I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW. >> OH, I DON'T
KNOW. NOW, YOU COME ON AND LEVEL

OH, I DON'T KNOW. NOW, YOU
COME ON AND LEVEL WITH ME.

NOW, YOU COME ON AND LEVEL
WITH ME. YOU DON'T "I DON'T KNOW."

WITH ME. YOU DON'T "I DON'T
KNOW." >> I GUESS I JUST DIDN'T WORK

YOU DON'T "I DON'T KNOW." >> I GUESS
I JUST DIDN'T WORK HARD ENOUGH.

I GUESS I JUST DIDN'T WORK HARD
ENOUGH. >> IS THAT CLASS TOO FAST

HARD ENOUGH. >> IS THAT
CLASS TOO FAST FOR YOU?

IS THAT CLASS TOO
FAST FOR YOU? >> NO.

FOR YOU? >> NO. >> ARE
THEY ASKING YOU TO DO

NO. >> ARE THEY ASKING YOU
TO DO THINGS THAT YOU CAN'T DO?

ARE THEY ASKING YOU TO DO
THINGS THAT YOU CAN'T DO? >> UH-UH.

THINGS THAT YOU CAN'T DO? >> UH-UH.
AND HOW MUCH MORE COULD YOU

UH-UH. >> AND HOW MUCH
MORE COULD YOU HAVE DONE?

AND HOW MUCH MORE COULD YOU
HAVE DONE? >> I COULD'VE DONE 75% MORE.

HAVE DONE? >> I COULD'VE DONE
75% MORE. DENISE WAS RIGHT.

I COULD'VE DONE 75% MORE. DENISE
WAS RIGHT. I SHOULD'VE MADE EACH PLANET

DENISE WAS RIGHT. I SHOULD'VE
MADE EACH PLANET ROTATE BY ITSELF.

I SHOULD'VE MADE EACH PLANET
ROTATE BY ITSELF. >> MMM HMM.

ROTATE BY ITSELF. >> MMM HMM.
I SHOULD'VE PUT MOONS AROUND

MMM HMM. >> I SHOULD'VE PUT
MOONS AROUND MARS AND JUPITER.

I SHOULD'VE PUT MOONS AROUND
MARS AND JUPITER. >> MMM HMM.

MARS AND JUPITER. >> MMM
HMM. >> I SHOULD'VE PUT COMETS

MMM HMM. >> I SHOULD'VE
PUT COMETS AND SATELLITES.

I SHOULD'VE PUT COMETS
AND SATELLITES. I COULD'VE PUT

AND SATELLITES. I COULD'VE
PUT THE STARSHIP "ENTERPRISE."

I COULD'VE PUT THE STARSHIP
"ENTERPRISE." >> OKAY, THAT'S MY GIRL.

THE STARSHIP "ENTERPRISE."
OKAY, THAT'S MY GIRL. >> DAD?

OKAY, THAT'S MY GIRL. >>
DAD? COULD I BORROW $20?

DAD? COULD I BORROW $20?
WHY YOU WANT TO RUN AWAY

COULD I BORROW $20? >> WHY YOU
WANT TO RUN AWAY FROM HOME?

WHY YOU WANT TO RUN AWAY
FROM HOME? >> NO, I WANT TO FINISH

FROM HOME? >> NO, I WANT
TO FINISH MY SCIENCE PROJECT.

NO, I WANT TO FINISH MY SCIENCE
PROJECT. >> THE COMPETITION IS OVER,

MY SCIENCE PROJECT. >> THE
COMPETITION IS OVER, HONEY.

THE COMPETITION IS
OVER, HONEY. >> I KNOW.

HONEY. >> I KNOW. >> YOU
WANT TO DO IT TO SHOW

I KNOW. >> YOU WANT TO DO IT
TO SHOW MR. ROBERTSON, RIGHT?

YOU WANT TO DO IT TO SHOW
MR. ROBERTSON, RIGHT? >> NO.

MR. ROBERTSON, RIGHT? >> NO.
YOU WANT TO DO IT TO SHOW

NO. >> YOU WANT
TO DO IT TO SHOW DAD?

YOU WANT TO DO
IT TO SHOW DAD? >> NO.

DAD? >> NO. I WANT
TO DO IT FOR ME.

NO. I WANT TO DO IT
FOR ME. >> THAT'S MY GIRL.

I WANT TO DO IT FOR ME.
THAT'S MY GIRL. >> DAD.

THAT'S MY GIRL.
DAD. >> HMM?

DAD. >> HMM?
I CAN'T BREATHE.

HMM? >> I CAN'T BREATHE. >>
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, DEAR,

I CAN'T BREATHE. >> YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND,
DEAR, THAT LOVE HURTS SOMETIMES.

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, DEAR, THAT LOVE
HURTS SOMETIMES. NOW, JANET IS DOWNSTAIRS.

THAT LOVE HURTS SOMETIMES. NOW, JANET IS
DOWNSTAIRS. DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE HER HOME?

NOW, JANET IS DOWNSTAIRS. DO YOU
WANT ME TO TAKE HER HOME? >> NO.

DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE
HER HOME? >> NO. >> OKAY.

NO. >> OKAY. >> IF I
CAN TALK HER INTO IT,

OKAY. >> IF I CAN TALK HER
INTO IT, CAN SHE STAY FOR DINNER?

IF I CAN TALK HER INTO IT, CAN SHE STAY
FOR DINNER? >> DID HER FATHER HELP HER

CAN SHE STAY FOR DINNER? >> DID HER
FATHER HELP HER WITH THE PROJECT?

DID HER FATHER HELP
HER WITH THE PROJECT? >> NO.

WITH THE PROJECT? >> NO.
I'LL TAKE THE TWO OF YOU

NO. >> I'LL TAKE THE
TWO OF YOU FOR PIZZA.

I'LL TAKE THE TWO OF YOU FOR
PIZZA. >> CAN I HAVE YOUR CRUST?

FOR PIZZA. >> CAN I HAVE YOUR
CRUST? >> YOU'RE PUSHING IT.

DAD, VANESSA SAID WE'RE ALL GOING
OUT FOR PIZZA. >> YEAH, AS SOON AS YOUR MOM

ALL GOING OUT FOR PIZZA. >> YEAH,
AS SOON AS YOUR MOM GETS HOME.

YEAH, AS SOON AS YOUR MOM
GETS HOME. >> IS IT OKAY IF I DON'T GO?

GETS HOME. >> IS IT OKAY IF I DON'T
GO? >> THE ONLY TIME YOU EVER MISSED

IS IT OKAY IF I DON'T GO? >> THE ONLY TIME
YOU EVER MISSED OUT ON PIZZA WAS WHEN YOU

THE ONLY TIME YOU EVER MISSED OUT ON
PIZZA WAS WHEN YOU HAD YOUR TONSILS OUT.

OUT ON PIZZA WAS WHEN YOU HAD YOUR
TONSILS OUT. >> DAD, WHENEVER WE TAKE JANET

HAD YOUR TONSILS OUT. >> DAD, WHENEVER
WE TAKE JANET AND VANESSA OUT TO EAT,

DAD, WHENEVER WE TAKE JANET AND VANESSA
OUT TO EAT, THEY ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF ME.

AND VANESSA OUT TO EAT, THEY ALWAYS MAKE
FUN OF ME. >> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE FUNNY.

THEY ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF ME. >> THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE FUNNY. LISTEN, WHEN THE PIZZA COMES,

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE FUNNY. LISTEN, WHEN
THE PIZZA COMES, EVERYBODY WAITS EXCEPT YOU

LISTEN, WHEN THE PIZZA COMES, EVERYBODY WAITS
EXCEPT YOU AND WE ALL SAY THE SAME THING

EVERYBODY WAITS EXCEPT YOU AND WE ALL SAY
THE SAME THING TO YOU, "PLEASE, IT'S HOT."

AND WE ALL SAY THE SAME THING TO YOU,
"PLEASE, IT'S HOT." YOU SAY, "I DON'T CARE."

TO YOU, "PLEASE, IT'S HOT." YOU
SAY, "I DON'T CARE." YOU REACH IN.

YOU SAY, "I DON'T CARE." YOU REACH
IN. YOU GRAB THE SLICE, PULL IT UP,

YOU REACH IN. YOU GRAB THE SLICE,
PULL IT UP, THE CHEESE IS STILL CLINGING

YOU GRAB THE SLICE, PULL IT UP, THE
CHEESE IS STILL CLINGING TO THE THING.

THE CHEESE IS STILL CLINGING TO
THE THING. IT'S GOT A LONG LINE OF IT.

TO THE THING. IT'S GOT A LONG LINE
OF IT. YOU TURN AROUND, OPEN UP YOUR

IT'S GOT A LONG LINE OF IT. YOU TURN
AROUND, OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH AND YOU BITE DOWN

YOU TURN AROUND, OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH AND
YOU BITE DOWN AND THE HEAT IS COMING OUT

MOUTH AND YOU BITE DOWN AND THE
HEAT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, STEAM.

AND THE HEAT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR
MOUTH, STEAM. AND THEN, YOU START SAYING,

OF YOUR MOUTH, STEAM. AND THEN,
YOU START SAYING, "ARGH, ARGH, ARGH!"

AND THEN, YOU START SAYING, "ARGH,
ARGH, ARGH!" AND THEN, YOU PULL IT AWAY.

"ARGH, ARGH, ARGH!" AND THEN, YOU
PULL IT AWAY. THERE'S CHEESE COMING FROM

AND THEN, YOU PULL IT AWAY. THERE'S
CHEESE COMING FROM THE PIZZA.

THERE'S CHEESE COMING FROM THE
PIZZA. YOU GOT CHEESE DOWN HERE AND YOU

THE PIZZA. YOU GOT CHEESE DOWN HERE
AND YOU GO, "HOGGLE HOGGLE HOGGLE!"

YOU GOT CHEESE DOWN HERE AND YOU GO, "HOGGLE
HOGGLE HOGGLE!" AND THEN, YOU GRAB ANYTHING.

GO, "HOGGLE HOGGLE HOGGLE!" AND THEN, YOU
GRAB ANYTHING. REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GRABBED

AND THEN, YOU GRAB ANYTHING. REMEMBER THAT TIME
YOU GRABBED THAT CUP AND IT BELONGED TO SOME

REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GRABBED THAT CUP AND
IT BELONGED TO SOME PEOPLE WHO HAD JUST LEFT

THAT CUP AND IT BELONGED TO SOME PEOPLE
WHO HAD JUST LEFT THE TABLE AND IT HAD

PEOPLE WHO HAD JUST LEFT THE
TABLE AND IT HAD CIGARETTE BUTTS IN IT?

THE TABLE AND IT HAD CIGARETTE
BUTTS IN IT? AND YOU JUST DRANK IT DOWN,

CIGARETTE BUTTS IN IT? AND YOU
JUST DRANK IT DOWN, "GULP, GULP, GULP!"

AND YOU JUST DRANK IT DOWN, "GULP,
GULP, GULP!" >> I'LL GET MY COAT, DAD.

"GULP, GULP, GULP!" >> I'LL
GET MY COAT, DAD. >> YEAH.

I'LL GET MY COAT, DAD.
YEAH. >> WE'RE READY.

YEAH. >> WE'RE READY.
THANKS FOR INVITING ME

WE'RE READY. >> THANKS FOR
INVITING ME TO DINNER, DR. HUXTABLE.

THANKS FOR INVITING ME TO DINNER,
DR. HUXTABLE. >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT

TO DINNER, DR. HUXTABLE. >> WELL, I DON'T
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THANKING ME FOR 'CAUSE

WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THANKING
ME FOR 'CAUSE YOU'RE BUYING TONIGHT.

YOU'RE THANKING ME FOR 'CAUSE YOU'RE
BUYING TONIGHT. NOW, DO YOU HAVE MONEY,

YOU'RE BUYING TONIGHT. NOW,
DO YOU HAVE MONEY, YOUNG LADY?

NOW, DO YOU HAVE
MONEY, YOUNG LADY? >> NO.

YOUNG LADY? >> NO. >> DO
YOU HAVE CREDIT CARDS?

NO. >> DO YOU HAVE
CREDIT CARDS? >> NO.

DO YOU HAVE CREDIT CARDS? >>
NO. >> LOOK, YOU GO UPSTAIRS AND GET

NO. >> LOOK, YOU GO
UPSTAIRS AND GET YOUR SISTER.

LOOK, YOU GO UPSTAIRS AND GET
YOUR SISTER. WHEN MRS. HUXTABLE ARRIVES,

YOUR SISTER. WHEN MRS. HUXTABLE
ARRIVES, YOU GO GET THE CAR.

WHEN MRS. HUXTABLE ARRIVES,
YOU GO GET THE CAR. HEY!

YOU GO GET THE CAR. HEY! >> HI.

HEY! >> HI. >> DON'T
TAKE YOUR COAT OFF

HI. >> DON'T TAKE YOUR COAT
OFF BECAUSE WE'RE GOING OUT FOR

DON'T TAKE YOUR COAT OFF BECAUSE
WE'RE GOING OUT FOR PIZZA RIGHT NOW.

BECAUSE WE'RE GOING OUT
FOR PIZZA RIGHT NOW. >> OKAY.

PIZZA RIGHT NOW. >> OKAY. >>
OH BUT... WELL, WHERE ARE YOU

OKAY. >> OH BUT... WELL,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING, DEAR?

OH BUT... WELL, WHERE ARE YOU
GOING, DEAR? >> I'M GOING TO THE KITCHEN.

GOING, DEAR? >> I'M GOING TO THE
KITCHEN. >> OH, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO

I'M GOING TO THE KITCHEN. >>
OH, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GET?

OH, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO
GET? >> A LITTLE GLASS OF JUICE.

GET? >> A LITTLE GLASS OF JUICE.
WELL LOOK, THEY SELL JUICE

A LITTLE GLASS OF JUICE. >> WELL LOOK,
THEY SELL JUICE IN THE RESTAURANT, DEAR.

WELL LOOK, THEY SELL JUICE IN THE RESTAURANT,
DEAR. >> SO, TELL ME HOW DID VANESSA

IN THE RESTAURANT, DEAR. >> SO, TELL ME HOW
DID VANESSA MAKE OUT IN HER SCIENCE FAIR.

SO, TELL ME HOW DID VANESSA MAKE OUT IN
HER SCIENCE FAIR. >> VANESSA DID JUST FINE.

MAKE OUT IN HER SCIENCE FAIR. >> VANESSA
DID JUST FINE. SHE CAME IN 14TH PLACE,

VANESSA DID JUST FINE. SHE CAME IN
14TH PLACE, AND I ASKED HER IF SHE WAS

SHE CAME IN 14TH PLACE, AND I ASKED
HER IF SHE WAS IN OVER HER HEAD.

AND I ASKED HER IF SHE WAS IN OVER
HER HEAD. SHE SAID SHE FELT GOOD ABOUT

IN OVER HER HEAD. SHE SAID
SHE FELT GOOD ABOUT HERSELF.

SHE SAID SHE FELT GOOD ABOUT
HERSELF. SHE ASKED ME FOR $20,

HERSELF. SHE ASKED ME FOR
$20, SO SHE COULD GO BACK AND DO

SHE ASKED ME FOR $20, SO SHE COULD GO
BACK AND DO THE PROJECT ALL OVER AGAIN.

SO SHE COULD GO BACK AND DO THE PROJECT ALL
OVER AGAIN. SHE IS NOT IN OVER HER HEAD.

THE PROJECT ALL OVER AGAIN. SHE IS
NOT IN OVER HER HEAD. >> VERY GOOD.

SHE IS NOT IN OVER HER
HEAD. >> VERY GOOD. >> DUH.

VERY GOOD. >> DUH. >>
NOW IF WE COULD JUST DO

DUH. >> NOW IF WE COULD JUST
DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE OTHER CHILD

NOW IF WE COULD JUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE
OTHER CHILD IN THE FAMILY WHO IS IN OVER HIS

SOMETHING ABOUT THE OTHER CHILD IN THE FAMILY
WHO IS IN OVER HIS HEAD, BUT REFUSES TO ADMIT IT.

IN THE FAMILY WHO IS IN OVER HIS HEAD, BUT
REFUSES TO ADMIT IT. >> WELL IF YOU TELL ME WHAT

HEAD, BUT REFUSES TO ADMIT IT. >> WELL
IF YOU TELL ME WHAT THEO'S PROBLEM IS,

WELL IF YOU TELL ME WHAT THEO'S
PROBLEM IS, I'LL BE GLAD TO HELP.

THEO'S PROBLEM IS, I'LL BE GLAD
TO HELP. >> THEO IS NOT THE CHILD

I'LL BE GLAD TO HELP. >> THEO IS
NOT THE CHILD I'M REFERRING TO.

THEO IS NOT THE CHILD I'M REFERRING
TO. THE CHILD I'M SPEAKING OF WEARS

I'M REFERRING TO. THE CHILD I'M SPEAKING
OF WEARS AN ENGINEER'S CAP, COVERALLS,

THE CHILD I'M SPEAKING OF WEARS AN ENGINEER'S
CAP, COVERALLS, HAS A TOOLBOX AND HAS NEVER

AN ENGINEER'S CAP, COVERALLS, HAS A
TOOLBOX AND HAS NEVER FIXED ANYTHING.

HAS A TOOLBOX AND HAS NEVER FIXED
ANYTHING. NOW, I WANT YOU TO GO STRAIGHT

FIXED ANYTHING. NOW, I WANT YOU TO GO
STRAIGHT UP TO YOUR ROOM AND VANESSA WILL

NOW, I WANT YOU TO GO STRAIGHT UP TO YOUR ROOM
AND VANESSA WILL COME UP AND HAVE A LONG TALK

UP TO YOUR ROOM AND VANESSA WILL COME UP AND
HAVE A LONG TALK WITH YOU ABOUT BEING IN OVER

COME UP AND HAVE A LONG TALK WITH
YOU ABOUT BEING IN OVER YOUR HEAD.

WITH YOU ABOUT BEING IN OVER YOUR
HEAD. >> CAN I HAVE SOME PIZZA FIRST?

YOUR HEAD. >> CAN I HAVE SOME PIZZA
FIRST? >> ONLY IF YOU PROMISE NEVER

CAN I HAVE SOME PIZZA FIRST? >> ONLY IF
YOU PROMISE NEVER EVER AGAIN, AS LONG AS WE

ONLY IF YOU PROMISE NEVER EVER AGAIN, AS
LONG AS WE BOTH SHALL LIVE, TO TRY AND FIX

EVER AGAIN, AS LONG AS WE BOTH SHALL LIVE,
TO TRY AND FIX ANYTHING IN THIS HOUSE?

BOTH SHALL LIVE, TO TRY AND FIX ANYTHING
IN THIS HOUSE? >> I PROMISE NOT TO EVER

ANYTHING IN THIS HOUSE? >> I PROMISE
NOT TO EVER TRY TO FIX ANYTHING

I PROMISE NOT TO EVER TRY TO
FIX ANYTHING IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN.

TRY TO FIX ANYTHING IN THIS HOUSE
AGAIN. I PROMISE NOT TO TRY TO FIX

IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN. I PROMISE NOT TO
TRY TO FIX ANYTHING IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN.

I PROMISE NOT TO TRY TO FIX
ANYTHING IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN. I...

ANYTHING IN THIS HOUSE
AGAIN. I... >> HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

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