The Cosby Show (1984–1992): Season 1, Episode 13 - Father's Day - full transcript
With just days to go before Christmas ,Cliff and Clair have a bedroom discussion about gifts given to them on that holiday and other holidays. This prompts Cliff to pull out a trunk and show her and then later the kids, the silly Father's Day gifts he's gotten. When Clair takes the kids out shopping, they hope to make up for their past indifference to their Father's feelings.
[MUSIC]
[MUSIC]
[DOOR SLAMS]
CLIFF, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> UH,
JUST CELEBRATING THE MORNING OFF, DEAR.
UH, JUST CELEBRATING THE MORNING
OFF, DEAR. >> CLIFF, IT'S 6 O'CLOCK.
THE MORNING OFF, DEAR. >> CLIFF, IT'S 6
O'CLOCK. >> GOOD, THAT MEANS I'VE ONLY
CLIFF, IT'S 6 O'CLOCK. >> GOOD, THAT
MEANS I'VE ONLY USED UP A HALF HOUR.
GOOD, THAT MEANS I'VE ONLY USED
UP A HALF HOUR. >> OH, THAT LOOKS GOOD.
USED UP A HALF HOUR. >> OH, THAT
LOOKS GOOD. >> WAIT UNTIL I PUT ON
OH, THAT LOOKS GOOD. >> WAIT
UNTIL I PUT ON THE GOOSEBERRY KIWI JAM.
WAIT UNTIL I PUT ON THE
GOOSEBERRY KIWI JAM. MMM, MMM, MMM.
THE GOOSEBERRY KIWI JAM.
MMM, MMM, MMM. MMM, MMM.
MMM, MMM, MMM. MMM, MMM.
ARE YOU GONNA SHARE?
MMM, MMM. >> ARE YOU
GONNA SHARE? >> NOPE.
ARE YOU GONNA SHARE?
NOPE. >> OH, MAYBE.
HE-HE-HE-HE-HE! >>
THANKS A LOT. >> EAT UP.
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, YOU
KNOW THAT? HM-HM-HM-HM-HM!
YOU KNOW THAT? HM-HM-HM-HM-HM!
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
HM-HM-HM-HM-HM!
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! >> CLIFF.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
CLIFF. [GROWLING]
CLIFF. [GROWLING] WAIT
A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE,
[GROWLING] WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A
MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE. I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK.
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. I'M GONNA
BE LATE FOR WORK. >> NO, I WANT TO KISS YOU
I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK. >> NO, I WANT
TO KISS YOU UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO
NO, I WANT TO KISS YOU UNTIL
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO WORK.
UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO
GO TO WORK. >> BUT I'LL BE LATE.
TO WORK. >> BUT I'LL BE LATE.
YES, BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL
BUT I'LL BE LATE. >> YES, BUT AT
LEAST YOU'LL GO TO WORK WITH A SMILE
YES, BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL GO TO
WORK WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE.
ON YOUR FACE.
YES, BUT EVERY TIME I GO
YES, BUT EVERY TIME I GO
TO WORK WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE,
TO WORK WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE,
EVERYBODY KNOWS WHY I'M LATE.
EVERYBODY KNOWS WHY I'M LATE.
OH, WELL, I GUESS I COULD
OH, WELL, I GUESS I COULD
ALWAYS SNEAK IN THE BACK WAY.
ALWAYS SNEAK IN THE BACK WAY.
YOU FOOL, THERE IS
YOU FOOL, THERE IS
NO BACK WAY.
NO BACK WAY.
[KNOCKING]
WHO IS IT? >> IT'S RUDY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT, RUDY?
IT'S RUDY. >> WHAT DO
YOU WANT, RUDY? >> I'M UP.
WHAT DO YOU WANT,
RUDY? >> I'M UP. >> GOOD.
I'M UP. >> GOOD. >>
IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE
GOOD. >> IT'S SNOWING
OUTSIDE MY WINDOW.
IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE MY
WINDOW. IS IT SNOWING OUTSIDE YOURS?
MY WINDOW. IS IT SNOWING
OUTSIDE YOURS? >> YES.
IS IT SNOWING OUTSIDE
YOURS? >> YES. >> CAN I SEE?
YES. >> CAN I SEE? >>
UH, HON, LISTEN IT'S EARLY
CAN I SEE? >> UH, HON,
LISTEN IT'S EARLY IN THE MORNING.
UH, HON, LISTEN IT'S EARLY IN
THE MORNING. >> CAN I SEE MOMMY?
IN THE MORNING. >> CAN I SEE
MOMMY? >> THERE'S MOMMY.
CAN I SEE MOMMY? >> THERE'S
MOMMY. >> GOOD MORNING, RUDY.
THERE'S MOMMY. >> GOOD
MORNING, RUDY. >> MORNING, MOMMY.
GOOD MORNING, RUDY. >> MORNING,
MOMMY. >> WHO WANTS TO PLAY?
MORNING, MOMMY. >> WHO WANTS
TO PLAY? >> YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE
WHO WANTS TO PLAY? >> YOUR
MOTHER AND I ARE PLAYING RIGHT NOW.
YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE PLAYING
RIGHT NOW. >> NO YOU'RE NOT!
PLAYING RIGHT NOW. >> NO YOU'RE
NOT! >> LISTEN, COME HERE A SECOND.
NO YOU'RE NOT! >> LISTEN, COME
HERE A SECOND. IT'S EARLY IN THE MORNING,
LISTEN, COME HERE A SECOND.
IT'S EARLY IN THE MORNING, HONEY.
IT'S EARLY IN THE MORNING, HONEY.
YOU KNOW THAT LOVELY BOOK THAT
HONEY. YOU KNOW THAT LOVELY
BOOK THAT DAD BOUGHT YOU WITH
YOU KNOW THAT LOVELY BOOK THAT DAD
BOUGHT YOU WITH THE PICTURES AND SOME
DAD BOUGHT YOU WITH THE
PICTURES AND SOME OF THE WORDS?
THE PICTURES AND SOME OF THE
WORDS? WHY DON'T YOU GO READ THAT
OF THE WORDS? WHY DON'T YOU
GO READ THAT IN YOUR ROOM, OKAY?
WHY DON'T YOU GO READ THAT
IN YOUR ROOM, OKAY? >> OKAY.
IN YOUR ROOM, OKAY?
OKAY. >> BYE-BYE.
OKAY. >> BYE-BYE. AND NOW.
BYE-BYE. AND NOW.
NOW I WAS KISSING YOU UNTIL
AND NOW. NOW I WAS KISSING
YOU UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO
NOW I WAS KISSING YOU UNTIL
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO WORK...
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO
TO WORK... >> LOOK AT... CLIFF,
TO WORK... >> LOOK AT... CLIFF,
LOOK AT THAT, YOU GOT A RIP
LOOK AT... CLIFF, LOOK AT THAT,
YOU GOT A RIP IN YOUR PAJAMAS.
LOOK AT THAT, YOU GOT A RIP IN
YOUR PAJAMAS. >> YOU'RE KIDDING.
IN YOUR PAJAMAS. >> YOU'RE
KIDDING. >> WELL, THERE GOES.
YOU'RE KIDDING. >> WELL, THERE
GOES. >> HONEY, WHY YOU ALWAYS
WELL, THERE GOES. >> HONEY, WHY
YOU ALWAYS WEARING THESE OLD PAJAMAS?
HONEY, WHY YOU ALWAYS WEARING THESE
OLD PAJAMAS? >> 'CAUSE THEY'RE COMFORTABLE.
WEARING THESE OLD PAJAMAS? >>
'CAUSE THEY'RE COMFORTABLE. I LIKE 'EM.
'CAUSE THEY'RE COMFORTABLE. I
LIKE 'EM. >> BUT WHY DON'T YOU EVER WEAR
I LIKE 'EM. >> BUT WHY DON'T YOU
EVER WEAR THE NEW ONES I BOUGHT YOU
BUT WHY DON'T YOU EVER WEAR THE
NEW ONES I BOUGHT YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY?
THE NEW ONES I BOUGHT YOU FOR
FATHER'S DAY? >> YOU GAVE ME THOSE
FOR FATHER'S DAY? >> YOU
GAVE ME THOSE SILK PAJAMAS.
YOU GAVE ME THOSE SILK
PAJAMAS. I DON'T LIKE SILK BECAUSE
SILK PAJAMAS. I DON'T LIKE SILK
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M SLIDING AROUND
I DON'T LIKE SILK BECAUSE I FEEL
LIKE I'M SLIDING AROUND IN 'EM.
I FEEL LIKE I'M SLIDING AROUND IN
'EM. >> YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER WEAR
IN 'EM. >> YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER
WEAR THAT BATHROBE I BOUGHT YOU
YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER WEAR THAT BATHROBE
I BOUGHT YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY EITHER.
THAT BATHROBE I BOUGHT YOU FOR FATHER'S
DAY EITHER. >> NOW YOU WANT TO KNOW
FOR FATHER'S DAY EITHER. >> NOW YOU
WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THAT BATHROBE?
NOW YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT
THAT BATHROBE? IT'S SO SHORT, I FEEL LIKE
ABOUT THAT BATHROBE? IT'S SO
SHORT, I FEEL LIKE A ROMAN SOLDIER.
IT'S SO SHORT, I FEEL LIKE A ROMAN
SOLDIER. >> YOU KNOW, COME TO THINK
A ROMAN SOLDIER. >> YOU KNOW, COME
TO THINK OF IT, YOU NEVER WEAR ANY
YOU KNOW, COME TO THINK OF IT, YOU
NEVER WEAR ANY OF YOUR FATHER'S DAY GIFTS.
OF IT, YOU NEVER WEAR ANY OF YOUR FATHER'S
DAY GIFTS. >> THE REASON WHY I DON'T WEAR
OF YOUR FATHER'S DAY GIFTS. >> THE REASON WHY
I DON'T WEAR 'EM, DEAR, IS BECAUSE WHEN YOU
THE REASON WHY I DON'T WEAR 'EM, DEAR, IS
BECAUSE WHEN YOU GO TO GET ME PRESENTS, YOU GO
'EM, DEAR, IS BECAUSE WHEN YOU GO TO GET ME
PRESENTS, YOU GO TO GET ME THINGS THAT YOU WANT
GO TO GET ME PRESENTS, YOU GO TO GET
ME THINGS THAT YOU WANT TO SEE ME IN.
TO GET ME THINGS THAT YOU WANT TO
SEE ME IN. YOU DON'T GET ME THINGS THAT
TO SEE ME IN. YOU DON'T
GET ME THINGS THAT I LIKE.
YOU DON'T GET ME THINGS THAT
I LIKE. >> CLIFF, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I LIKE. >> CLIFF, THAT'S
NOT TRUE. >> YES, IT IS TRUE.
CLIFF, THAT'S NOT TRUE. >> YES, IT IS
TRUE. YOU SEE, FATHER'S DAY HAS BEEN
YES, IT IS TRUE. YOU SEE, FATHER'S
DAY HAS BEEN LIKE THAT FOR A LONG,
YOU SEE, FATHER'S DAY HAS BEEN
LIKE THAT FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.
LIKE THAT FOR A LONG, LONG
TIME. THERE ARE FATHERS ALL OVER
LONG TIME. THERE ARE FATHERS ALL
OVER THE WORLD WHO GET PRESENTS THAT
THERE ARE FATHERS ALL OVER THE WORLD WHO GET
PRESENTS THAT THEY CAN'T USE AND DON'T WANT.
THE WORLD WHO GET PRESENTS THAT THEY
CAN'T USE AND DON'T WANT. NO, I'M SERIOUS.
THEY CAN'T USE AND DON'T WANT. NO,
I'M SERIOUS. FROM DAY ONE, WHEN EVE
NO, I'M SERIOUS. FROM DAY ONE, WHEN
EVE AND THE BOYS GAVE ADAM THE FIRST
FROM DAY ONE, WHEN EVE AND THE BOYS
GAVE ADAM THE FIRST SOAP ON THE ROPE.
AND THE BOYS GAVE ADAM THE FIRST
SOAP ON THE ROPE. >> OH, CLIFF, COME ON.
SOAP ON THE ROPE. >> OH,
CLIFF, COME ON. >> I'M NOT KIDDING.
OH, CLIFF, COME ON. >> I'M
NOT KIDDING. LISTEN, HONEST ABE.
I'M NOT KIDDING. LISTEN, HONEST
ABE. I HAVE A CLOSET HERE THAT IS
LISTEN, HONEST ABE. I HAVE A CLOSET HERE
THAT IS FULL OF PRESENTS THAT THEY SELL
I HAVE A CLOSET HERE THAT IS FULL OF
PRESENTS THAT THEY SELL ONLY ON ONE HOLIDAY,
FULL OF PRESENTS THAT THEY SELL
ONLY ON ONE HOLIDAY, FATHER'S DAY.
ONLY ON ONE HOLIDAY, FATHER'S
DAY. NOW LOOK AT THIS, I GOT A CHEST
FATHER'S DAY. NOW LOOK AT THIS, I GOT
A CHEST FULL OF STUFF HERE, AND I SAVED
NOW LOOK AT THIS, I GOT A CHEST FULL OF STUFF
HERE, AND I SAVED THESE THINGS BECAUSE I KNOW
FULL OF STUFF HERE, AND I SAVED THESE THINGS
BECAUSE I KNOW THAT ONE DAY I WILL BE ABOUT
THESE THINGS BECAUSE I KNOW THAT ONE DAY I
WILL BE ABOUT 70 YEARS OLD, AND MY CHILDREN
THAT ONE DAY I WILL BE ABOUT 70 YEARS OLD,
AND MY CHILDREN WILL COME TO ME AND SAY,
70 YEARS OLD, AND MY CHILDREN WILL COME TO
ME AND SAY, "WHERE'S THE GIFTS I GAVE YOU
WILL COME TO ME AND SAY, "WHERE'S
THE GIFTS I GAVE YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY?"
"WHERE'S THE GIFTS I GAVE YOU FOR
FATHER'S DAY?" AND IF I DON'T HAVE 'EM,
FOR FATHER'S DAY?" AND IF I
DON'T HAVE 'EM, THEY'LL BEAT ME UP.
AND IF I DON'T HAVE 'EM, THEY'LL BEAT
ME UP. LOOK AT THIS, SEE THESE TIES?
THEY'LL BEAT ME UP. LOOK AT THIS, SEE
THESE TIES? NONE OF THEM GO WITH ANY SUIT
LOOK AT THIS, SEE THESE TIES?
NONE OF THEM GO WITH ANY SUIT I HAVE.
NONE OF THEM GO WITH ANY SUIT
I HAVE. I HAVE DEODORANTS HERE,
I HAVE. I HAVE DEODORANTS HERE,
ENOUGH TO HAVE ME SMELLING
I HAVE DEODORANTS HERE, ENOUGH TO HAVE
ME SMELLING LIKE ANYBODY YOU WANT TO MEET.
ENOUGH TO HAVE ME SMELLING LIKE
ANYBODY YOU WANT TO MEET. PIPE TOBACCO.
LIKE ANYBODY YOU WANT TO MEET.
PIPE TOBACCO. I DO NOT SMOKE A PIPE.
PIPE TOBACCO. I DO NOT SMOKE A
PIPE. MY CHILDREN HAVE NEVER SEEN ME
I DO NOT SMOKE A PIPE. MY CHILDREN
HAVE NEVER SEEN ME SMOKE A PIPE.
MY CHILDREN HAVE NEVER SEEN ME SMOKE
A PIPE. AND THE CHILD THAT GAVE ME THIS
SMOKE A PIPE. AND THE CHILD THAT
GAVE ME THIS PIPE TOBACCO DIDN'T BUY ME
AND THE CHILD THAT GAVE ME THIS
PIPE TOBACCO DIDN'T BUY ME A PIPE.
PIPE TOBACCO DIDN'T BUY ME A
PIPE. ON TOP OF THAT, THE CHILD
A PIPE. ON TOP OF THAT, THE
CHILD DIDN'T EVEN WRAP IT.
ON TOP OF THAT, THE CHILD DIDN'T
EVEN WRAP IT. JUST TOOK A MAGIC MARKER
DIDN'T EVEN WRAP IT. JUST TOOK A
MAGIC MARKER AND WROTE "DAD" ON IT.
JUST TOOK A MAGIC MARKER AND WROTE
"DAD" ON IT. ALSO I HAVE THE FAMOUS SOAP
AND WROTE "DAD" ON IT. ALSO I HAVE THE
FAMOUS SOAP ON THE ROPE, WHICH I HAVE NEVER
ALSO I HAVE THE FAMOUS SOAP ON THE ROPE, WHICH
I HAVE NEVER LEARNED TO USE PROPERLY BECAUSE
ON THE ROPE, WHICH I HAVE NEVER LEARNED TO USE
PROPERLY BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR FEET...
LEARNED TO USE PROPERLY BECAUSE IF YOU
HAVE TO DO YOUR FEET... I'VE NOT BEEN ABLE
IF YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR FEET... I'VE
NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET UP THERE YET.
I'VE NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET
UP THERE YET. >> OH, CLIFF.
TO GET UP THERE YET. >>
OH, CLIFF. OH, LOOK AT THIS.
OH, CLIFF. OH, LOOK AT
THIS. I HAD FORGOTTEN... WAIT,
OH, LOOK AT THIS. I HAD
FORGOTTEN... WAIT, TRY THIS, PUT THIS ON.
I HAD FORGOTTEN... WAIT, TRY
THIS, PUT THIS ON. >> OH, NO.
TRY THIS, PUT THIS ON. >> OH,
NO. I HAVE PLENTY OF THINGS THAT
OH, NO. I HAVE PLENTY
OF THINGS THAT WILL LIGHT UP.
I HAVE PLENTY OF THINGS THAT
WILL LIGHT UP. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
WILL LIGHT UP. YOU HAVE
NO IDEA. I'LL PUT THIS ON.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I'LL PUT
THIS ON. >> PUT THAT ONE ON.
I'LL PUT THIS ON. >> PUT THAT ONE
ON. >> GET THOSE... YOU KNOW I HAVE
PUT THAT ONE ON. >> GET THOSE... YOU
KNOW I HAVE SUSPENDERS OVER THE THERE
GET THOSE... YOU KNOW I HAVE SUSPENDERS
OVER THE THERE THAT SONDRA GAVE ME.
SUSPENDERS OVER THE THERE THAT SONDRA
GAVE ME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE CHILD WAS
THAT SONDRA GAVE ME. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE CHILD WAS DRINKING AT THE TIME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE CHILD WAS
DRINKING AT THE TIME. >> OH, YES, OKAY.
DRINKING AT THE TIME. >> OH, YES,
OKAY. WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE,
OH, YES, OKAY. WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A
MINUTE. I LOVE THIS BECAUSE THE LITTLE
WAIT A MINUTE. I LOVE THIS BECAUSE
THE LITTLE MEN'S EYES LIGHT UP.
I LOVE THIS BECAUSE THE LITTLE MEN'S
EYES LIGHT UP. >> YOU KNOW, I TELL YA,
MEN'S EYES LIGHT UP. >> YOU
KNOW, I TELL YA, THIS IS MORE FUN.
YOU KNOW, I TELL YA, THIS IS
MORE FUN. WE OUGHT TO DO THIS
THIS IS MORE FUN. WE OUGHT TO
DO THIS IN THE MORNING OPENING
WE OUGHT TO DO THIS IN THE
MORNING OPENING THE CHILDREN'S GIFTS.
IN THE MORNING OPENING
THE CHILDREN'S GIFTS. OH, BOY.
THE CHILDREN'S GIFTS.
OH, BOY. HOW AM I LOOKING?
OH, BOY. HOW AM I
LOOKING? >> GREAT.
HOW AM I LOOKING? >>
GREAT. >> YOU KNOW, I LOVE IT
GREAT. >> YOU KNOW, I
LOVE IT WHEN YOU DRESS ME.
YOU KNOW, I LOVE IT WHEN
YOU DRESS ME. >> OH, SHUT UP.
WHEN YOU DRESS ME. >>
OH, SHUT UP. >> BOY, OH, BOY.
OH, SHUT UP. >> BOY,
OH, BOY. >> NOW, OH, OH,
BOY, OH, BOY. >> NOW,
OH, OH, LET'S NOT FORGET THIS.
NOW, OH, OH, LET'S NOT FORGET
THIS. >> OH, THEO GAVE ME THIS TIE.
LET'S NOT FORGET THIS. >> OH,
THEO GAVE ME THIS TIE. MY SON.
OH, THEO GAVE ME THIS TIE.
MY SON. ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL?
MY SON. ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL?
AM I LOOKING WONDERFUL
ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL? >> AM I
LOOKING WONDERFUL OR WHAT?
AM I LOOKING
WONDERFUL OR WHAT? >> OH!
OR WHAT? >> OH! >> HUH?
OH! >> HUH? >>
OH, YEAH, THE YO-YO.
HUH? >> OH, YEAH, THE
YO-YO. AM I LOOKING WONDERFUL?
OH, YEAH, THE YO-YO. AM I LOOKING
WONDERFUL? >> YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT.
AM I LOOKING WONDERFUL? >> YOU'RE
LOOKING GREAT. ARE THESE SERIOUS PRESENTS?
YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT. ARE THESE
SERIOUS PRESENTS? FATHER'S DAY.
ARE THESE SERIOUS PRESENTS?
FATHER'S DAY. I'M TELLING YOU, LAST YEAR,
FATHER'S DAY. I'M TELLING YOU,
LAST YEAR, I SAT IN THE LIVING ROOM
I'M TELLING YOU, LAST YEAR, I SAT IN
THE LIVING ROOM ALL FATHER'S DAY.
I SAT IN THE LIVING ROOM ALL
FATHER'S DAY. CHILDREN WALKED PAST,
ALL FATHER'S DAY. CHILDREN WALKED
PAST, "HI DAD, NICE TO SEE YOU."
CHILDREN WALKED PAST, "HI DAD,
NICE TO SEE YOU." "HELLO, DAD."
"HI DAD, NICE TO SEE YOU." "HELLO,
DAD." SOMEWHERE AROUND 4 O'CLOCK
"HELLO, DAD." SOMEWHERE
AROUND 4 O'CLOCK SOMEBODY SAID,
SOMEWHERE AROUND 4 O'CLOCK
SOMEBODY SAID, "IS THE MALL STILL OPEN?"
SOMEBODY SAID, "IS THE
MALL STILL OPEN?" >> OH, CLIFF.
"IS THE MALL STILL OPEN?" >>
OH, CLIFF. OH, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
OH, CLIFF. OH, IT'S NOT THAT
BAD. >> LOOK CLAIR, I'M TELLING YOU,
OH, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. >> LOOK
CLAIR, I'M TELLING YOU, IT IS THAT BAD.
LOOK CLAIR, I'M TELLING YOU, IT IS THAT
BAD. YOU MOTHERS KNOW HOW TO WORK
IT IS THAT BAD. YOU MOTHERS KNOW
HOW TO WORK MOTHER'S DAY, SEE?
YOU MOTHERS KNOW HOW TO WORK MOTHER'S
DAY, SEE? FIRST THING MOTHERS DO IS THEY
MOTHER'S DAY, SEE? FIRST THING MOTHERS
DO IS THEY TELL THE CHILDREN HOW THEY
FIRST THING MOTHERS DO IS THEY TELL THE
CHILDREN HOW THEY CARRIED 'EM ALL THAT TIME.
TELL THE CHILDREN HOW THEY CARRIED
'EM ALL THAT TIME. AND THEN THEY SAY TO
CARRIED 'EM ALL THAT TIME. AND THEN
THEY SAY TO THE CHILDREN, "AND I BETTER GET
AND THEN THEY SAY TO THE CHILDREN, "AND I
BETTER GET GOOD PRESENTS BECAUSE YOU KNOW
THE CHILDREN, "AND I BETTER GET GOOD PRESENTS
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHO GAVE ME THESE BLUE VEINS
GOOD PRESENTS BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHO GAVE
ME THESE BLUE VEINS IN THE BACK OF MY LEGS?
WHO GAVE ME THESE BLUE VEINS IN
THE BACK OF MY LEGS? >> I DO NOT, CLIFF,
IN THE BACK OF MY LEGS? >> I
DO NOT, CLIFF, I DO NOT DO THAT.
I DO NOT, CLIFF, I DO NOT DO
THAT. >> AND THAT'S WHY YOU ALL GET
I DO NOT DO THAT. >> AND THAT'S WHY YOU
ALL GET GREAT PRESENTS, CLAIR, BECAUSE
AND THAT'S WHY YOU ALL GET GREAT PRESENTS,
CLAIR, BECAUSE YOU ALL PROMOTE YOURSELVES
GREAT PRESENTS, CLAIR, BECAUSE
YOU ALL PROMOTE YOURSELVES BETTER.
YOU ALL PROMOTE YOURSELVES
BETTER. BUT I DON'T SAY ANYTHING
BETTER. BUT I DON'T SAY
ANYTHING AND LOOK AT ME.
NOW I'M GONNA SHOW YOU
SOMETHIN'. YOU THINK I'M KIDDING.
SOMETHIN'. YOU THINK I'M KIDDING.
THIS IS ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS
YOU THINK I'M KIDDING. THIS IS
ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF MY LIFE.
OH, CLIFF.
[MUSIC]
I LOVE IT WHEN IT SNOWS. >> MAYBE
WE CAN MAKE A SNOWMAN BEFORE SCHOOL.
MAYBE WE CAN MAKE A SNOWMAN BEFORE
SCHOOL. >> MAYBE THERE WON'T BE SCHOOL.
BEFORE SCHOOL. >> MAYBE THERE WON'T
BE SCHOOL. >> THEO, IT HAS TO SNOW A LOT
MAYBE THERE WON'T BE SCHOOL. >> THEO, IT HAS
TO SNOW A LOT MORE THAN THAT BEFORE THEY'LL
THEO, IT HAS TO SNOW A LOT MORE
THAN THAT BEFORE THEY'LL CLOSE SCHOOL.
MORE THAN THAT BEFORE THEY'LL CLOSE
SCHOOL. >> YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM
CLOSE SCHOOL. >> YOU
KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS?
YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR
PROBLEM IS? YOU LIKE SCHOOL.
IS? YOU LIKE SCHOOL. YOU'D
GO ON WEEKENDS IF YOU
YOU LIKE SCHOOL. YOU'D GO
ON WEEKENDS IF YOU COULD.
YOU'D GO ON WEEKENDS IF YOU
COULD. >> AND YOU'D DO ANYTHING TO GET
COULD. >> AND YOU'D DO ANYTHING
TO GET OUT OF IT, LIKE THE TIME YOU
AND YOU'D DO ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF IT, LIKE
THE TIME YOU ASKED MOM IF YOU COULD STAY
OUT OF IT, LIKE THE TIME YOU ASKED MOM IF
YOU COULD STAY HOME FOR THE JEWISH HOLIDAYS.
ASKED MOM IF YOU COULD STAY HOME FOR THE
JEWISH HOLIDAYS. >> HEY, WE'RE ALL BROTHERS.
HOME FOR THE JEWISH HOLIDAYS.
HEY, WE'RE ALL BROTHERS. >> HI.
HEY, WE'RE ALL
BROTHERS. >> HI. [LAUGHING]
HI. [LAUGHING] >>
WHOA, GET DOWN, DAD.
[LAUGHING] >> WHOA, GET
DOWN, DAD. >> ALL RIGHT.
WHOA, GET DOWN, DAD. >> ALL
RIGHT. >> YOU LOOK LIKE TIMES SQUARE.
ALL RIGHT. >> YOU LOOK LIKE
TIMES SQUARE. >> DAD, YOU OKAY?
YOU LOOK LIKE TIMES SQUARE.
DAD, YOU OKAY? >> SURE.
DAD, YOU OKAY? >> SURE.
DAD, YOU LOOK FUNNY.
SURE. >> DAD, YOU LOOK
FUNNY. >> WELL, THANK YOU.
DAD, YOU LOOK FUNNY. >> WELL,
THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE WELCOME.
WELL, THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE
WELCOME. >> GOOD MORNING.
YOU'RE WELCOME. >> GOOD
MORNING. >> GOOD MORNING, DENISE.
GOOD MORNING. >> GOOD
MORNING, DENISE. >> WHAT'S GOING ON?
GOOD MORNING, DENISE. >>
WHAT'S GOING ON? >> OH, NOTHING.
WHAT'S GOING ON? >> OH,
NOTHING. >> DADDY, ARE YOU GOING
OH, NOTHING. >> DADDY, ARE
YOU GOING TO WORK LIKE THAT?
DADDY, ARE YOU GOING TO
WORK LIKE THAT? >> WHY NOT?
TO WORK LIKE THAT? >> WHY
NOT? >> IT DOESN'T LOOK VERY
WHY NOT? >> IT DOESN'T
LOOK VERY PROFESSIONAL.
IT DOESN'T LOOK VERY PROFESSIONAL.
DADDY, WHY ARE YOU DRESSED
PROFESSIONAL. >> DADDY, WHY
ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?
DADDY, WHY ARE YOU DRESSED
LIKE THAT? >> BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK TO
LIKE THAT? >> BECAUSE I WANT TO
TALK TO ALL OF YOU ABOUT FATHER'S DAY.
BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK TO ALL OF
YOU ABOUT FATHER'S DAY. >> FATHER'S DAY?
ALL OF YOU ABOUT FATHER'S
DAY. >> FATHER'S DAY? >> YES.
FATHER'S DAY? >> YES. IT'S
2 WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
YES. IT'S 2 WEEKS BEFORE
CHRISTMAS. >> IT I'M GIVING YOU
IT'S 2 WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS. >>
IT I'M GIVING YOU 6 MONTHS' NOTICE.
IT I'M GIVING YOU 6 MONTHS'
NOTICE. I WANT BETTER PRESENTS.
6 MONTHS' NOTICE. I WANT BETTER
PRESENTS. >> HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, LAST
I WANT BETTER PRESENTS. >> HEY, WAIT A
MINUTE, LAST YEAR WE CHIPPED IN WITH MOM,
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, LAST YEAR WE CHIPPED
IN WITH MOM, AND WE GOT YOU THAT WALKMAN.
YEAR WE CHIPPED IN WITH MOM, AND WE GOT YOU
THAT WALKMAN. >> AND I ENJOYED WATCHING MY
AND WE GOT YOU THAT WALKMAN. >> AND I
ENJOYED WATCHING MY WALKMAN WALK AROUND
AND I ENJOYED WATCHING MY
WALKMAN WALK AROUND WITH YOU ALL.
WALKMAN WALK AROUND WITH
YOU ALL. I WANT SOMETHING FOR ME.
WITH YOU ALL. I WANT SOMETHING
FOR ME. >> WE GAVE YOU LOTS OF HUGS
I WANT SOMETHING FOR ME. >> WE
GAVE YOU LOTS OF HUGS AND KISSES.
WE GAVE YOU LOTS OF HUGS
AND KISSES. >> OH, YES YOU DID.
AND KISSES. >> OH, YES YOU
DID. AND HUGS AND KISSES,
OH, YES YOU DID. AND
HUGS AND KISSES, MM-MM-MM!
AND HUGS AND KISSES,
MM-MM-MM! I LOVE 'EM TO DEATH.
MM-MM-MM! I LOVE 'EM TO DEATH.
DADDY, IT'S HARD TO SHOP
I LOVE 'EM TO DEATH. >> DADDY, IT'S
HARD TO SHOP FOR YOU ON FATHER'S DAY.
DADDY, IT'S HARD TO SHOP
FOR YOU ON FATHER'S DAY. >> WHY?
FOR YOU ON FATHER'S DAY. >>
WHY? >> BECAUSE IT'S SO CLOSE
WHY? >> BECAUSE IT'S
SO CLOSE TO YOUR BIRTHDAY.
BECAUSE IT'S SO CLOSE TO YOUR
BIRTHDAY. >> FATHER'S DAY IS JUNE 16TH.
TO YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> FATHER'S DAY IS
JUNE 16TH. MY BIRTHDAY IS IN OCTOBER.
FATHER'S DAY IS JUNE 16TH. MY BIRTHDAY
IS IN OCTOBER. >> YEAH DAD, BUT THAT'S TWO
MY BIRTHDAY IS IN OCTOBER. >> YEAH DAD, BUT
THAT'S TWO PRESENTS PRETTY CLOSE TOGETHER.
YEAH DAD, BUT THAT'S TWO PRESENTS
PRETTY CLOSE TOGETHER. IT CAN WIPE YOU OUT.
PRESENTS PRETTY CLOSE TOGETHER. IT
CAN WIPE YOU OUT. >> NOT IF YOU PLAN WELL.
IT CAN WIPE YOU OUT. >> NOT IF YOU
PLAN WELL. LAST YEAR I FOUND A SHIRT
NOT IF YOU PLAN WELL. LAST YEAR I FOUND
A SHIRT AND A TIE THAT CAME IN THE SAME
LAST YEAR I FOUND A SHIRT AND A
TIE THAT CAME IN THE SAME PACKAGE.
AND A TIE THAT CAME IN THE SAME
PACKAGE. I GAVE HIM THE TIE FOR FATHER'S
PACKAGE. I GAVE HIM THE TIE FOR
FATHER'S DAY, AND I SAVED THE SHIRT
I GAVE HIM THE TIE FOR FATHER'S DAY,
AND I SAVED THE SHIRT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
DAY, AND I SAVED THE SHIRT FOR HIS
BIRTHDAY. >> AND THE SHIRT WAS TOO SMALL.
FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. >> AND THE SHIRT WAS
TOO SMALL. AND THEN RUDY TOOK MY TIE
AND THE SHIRT WAS TOO SMALL. AND THEN RUDY
TOOK MY TIE AND USED IT FOR A JUMP ROPE.
AND THEN RUDY TOOK MY TIE AND USED IT FOR
A JUMP ROPE. >> DAD, IT'S REALLY NOT NICE
AND USED IT FOR A JUMP ROPE. >> DAD, IT'S
REALLY NOT NICE TO DEMAND PRESENTS FROM YOUR
DAD, IT'S REALLY NOT NICE TO
DEMAND PRESENTS FROM YOUR CHILDREN.
TO DEMAND PRESENTS FROM YOUR
CHILDREN. >> ALL I'M ASKING YOU ALL TO DO
CHILDREN. >> ALL I'M ASKING
YOU ALL TO DO IS THINK.
ALL I'M ASKING YOU ALL
TO DO IS THINK. >> THINK.
IS THINK. >> THINK.
THINK ABOUT WHAT?
THINK. >> THINK ABOUT
WHAT? >> I DON'T KNOW.
THINK ABOUT WHAT? >> I
DON'T KNOW. >> ABOUT WHO I AM
I DON'T KNOW. >> ABOUT
WHO I AM AND WHAT I AM.
ABOUT WHO I AM AND WHAT I AM.
YOU ALL HAVE LIVED WITH ME YOUR
AND WHAT I AM. YOU ALL HAVE LIVED
WITH ME YOUR WHOLE LIFE, AND YOU BUY
YOU ALL HAVE LIVED WITH ME YOUR WHOLE LIFE,
AND YOU BUY PRESENTS LIKE YOU JUST MET ME
WHOLE LIFE, AND YOU BUY PRESENTS
LIKE YOU JUST MET ME YESTERDAY.
PRESENTS LIKE YOU JUST MET ME
YESTERDAY. YOU'VE GOT 6 MONTHS.
YESTERDAY. YOU'VE GOT 6
MONTHS. SEND AWAY FOR CATALOGS.
YOU'VE GOT 6 MONTHS. SEND AWAY
FOR CATALOGS. GO TO TRADE SHOWS.
SEND AWAY FOR CATALOGS. GO
TO TRADE SHOWS. LOOK AROUND.
GO TO TRADE SHOWS. LOOK AROUND.
AND MAYBE IF YOU SEE TWO THINGS
LOOK AROUND. AND MAYBE IF YOU SEE TWO
THINGS AND YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT WHICH
AND MAYBE IF YOU SEE TWO THINGS AND YOU'RE
CONFUSED ABOUT WHICH ONE TO GET, DON'T TORTURE
AND YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT WHICH ONE TO
GET, DON'T TORTURE YOURSELF, GET 'EM BOTH.
ONE TO GET, DON'T TORTURE YOURSELF,
GET 'EM BOTH. >> YEAH, BUT DAD?
YOURSELF, GET 'EM BOTH. >> YEAH,
BUT DAD? ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT THIS?
YEAH, BUT DAD? ARE YOU
SERIOUS ABOUT THIS? [LAUGHING]
ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT
THIS? [LAUGHING] >> LOOK AT ME.
[LAUGHING] >> LOOK AT
ME. NOW WOULD YOU GO OUT
LOOK AT ME. NOW WOULD YOU GO
OUT IN THE STREET LOOKING LIKE THIS?
NOW WOULD YOU GO OUT IN THE
STREET LOOKING LIKE THIS? >> NO.
IN THE STREET LOOKING LIKE THIS? >>
NO. >> SEE, THERE'S THE DIFFERENCE.
NO. >> SEE, THERE'S
THE DIFFERENCE. I WOULD.
SEE, THERE'S THE DIFFERENCE.
I WOULD. I WOULD GO OUTSIDE
I WOULD. I WOULD GO
OUTSIDE LOOKING LIKE THIS.
I WOULD GO OUTSIDE
LOOKING LIKE THIS. WHY?
LOOKING LIKE THIS. WHY?
BECAUSE MY CHILDREN BOUGHT THIS
WHY? BECAUSE MY CHILDREN
BOUGHT THIS FOR ME, AND I LOVE 'EM.
BECAUSE MY CHILDREN BOUGHT THIS FOR ME,
AND I LOVE 'EM. NOW ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA
FOR ME, AND I LOVE 'EM. NOW ONE
DAY YOU'RE GONNA BECOME A FATHER.
NOW ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA
BECOME A FATHER. YOU'RE GOING TO GET
BECOME A FATHER. YOU'RE
GOING TO GET ALL OF THESE THINGS
YOU'RE GOING TO GET ALL OF
THESE THINGS FOR FATHER'S DAY.
ALL OF THESE THINGS
FOR FATHER'S DAY. WHY?
FOR FATHER'S DAY. WHY?
BECAUSE I'M COMING OVER TO YOUR
WHY? BECAUSE I'M COMING OVER TO
YOUR HOUSE AND I'M SELLING THESE
BECAUSE I'M COMING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE
AND I'M SELLING THESE TO YOUR CHILDREN.
HOUSE AND I'M SELLING THESE TO YOUR
CHILDREN. >> DAD, I'D LIKE TO GET YOU
TO YOUR CHILDREN. >> DAD, I'D LIKE TO
GET YOU BETTER THINGS, BUT I JUST DON'T
DAD, I'D LIKE TO GET YOU BETTER
THINGS, BUT I JUST DON'T HAVE THE MONEY.
BETTER THINGS, BUT I JUST DON'T HAVE
THE MONEY. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT A LOT
HAVE THE MONEY. I'M NOT
TALKING ABOUT A LOT OF MONEY.
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT A LOT
OF MONEY. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
OF MONEY. I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT AN APARTMENT BUILDING
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT AN APARTMENT
BUILDING OR A TRAILER HOME, JUST A SIMPLE
AN APARTMENT BUILDING OR A TRAILER
HOME, JUST A SIMPLE BOUQUET OF FLOWERS.
OR A TRAILER HOME, JUST A SIMPLE BOUQUET
OF FLOWERS. >> OKAY, I'LL GET YOU FLOWERS.
BOUQUET OF FLOWERS. >> OKAY, I'LL
GET YOU FLOWERS. NO, DAD, I UNDERSTAND.
OKAY, I'LL GET YOU FLOWERS. NO, DAD, I
UNDERSTAND. AND DAD, SORRY ABOUT THAT TIE.
NO, DAD, I UNDERSTAND. AND DAD, SORRY
ABOUT THAT TIE. >> IT'S ALL RIGHT, SON.
AND DAD, SORRY ABOUT THAT TIE. >> IT'S
ALL RIGHT, SON. SOMEWHERE THERE'S A SUIT
IT'S ALL RIGHT, SON. SOMEWHERE
THERE'S A SUIT THAT GOES WITH THIS TIE.
SOMEWHERE THERE'S A SUIT THAT GOES
WITH THIS TIE. BUT DON'T GET THE SUIT.
YOU KNOW, DAD'S RIGHT. WE HAVEN'T
DONE A VERY GOOD JOB FOR FATHER'S DAY.
WE HAVEN'T DONE A VERY GOOD
JOB FOR FATHER'S DAY. >> YEAH.
FOR FATHER'S DAY. >> YEAH.
MOM ONCE GAVE ME $20 TO BUY HIM
YEAH. MOM ONCE GAVE
ME $20 TO BUY HIM A PRESENT.
MOM ONCE GAVE ME $20 TO BUY HIM A
PRESENT. I BOUGHT MYSELF A BRACELET
A PRESENT. I BOUGHT MYSELF A
BRACELET FOR $16 AND GOT HIM SOME
I BOUGHT MYSELF A BRACELET FOR
$16 AND GOT HIM SOME $4 CUFF LINKS.
FOR $16 AND GOT HIM SOME $4 CUFF
LINKS. >> OH, COME ON YOU GUYS,
$4 CUFF LINKS. >> OH, COME ON YOU
GUYS, DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELVES.
OH, COME ON YOU GUYS, DON'T BE SO
HARD ON YOURSELVES. ALL KIDS ARE LIKE THAT
DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELVES.
ALL KIDS ARE LIKE THAT ON FATHER'S DAY.
ALL KIDS ARE LIKE THAT ON FATHER'S
DAY. >> WELL, I SAY WE CAN BE
ON FATHER'S DAY. >> WELL, I SAY
WE CAN BE THE FIRST KIDS IN HISTORY
WELL, I SAY WE CAN BE THE FIRST KIDS
IN HISTORY TO ACTUALLY GET OUR FATHER
THE FIRST KIDS IN HISTORY TO ACTUALLY GET
OUR FATHER SOMETHING HE CAN REALLY USE.
TO ACTUALLY GET OUR FATHER SOMETHING
HE CAN REALLY USE. >> YEAH, WE'LL BE LIKE
SOMETHING HE CAN REALLY USE.
YEAH, WE'LL BE LIKE PIONEERS.
YEAH, WE'LL BE LIKE PIONEERS.
WHY DON'T WE START LOOKING
PIONEERS. WHY DON'T
WE START LOOKING TODAY?
WHY DON'T WE START LOOKING
TODAY? >> ARE YOU KIDDING?
TODAY? >> ARE YOU
KIDDING? >> COME ON, DENISE,
ARE YOU KIDDING? >> COME
ON, DENISE, IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
COME ON, DENISE, IT'S
A GREAT IDEA. >> ALL RIGHT.
IT'S A GREAT IDEA. >> ALL RIGHT.
I'LL GO ASK MOM IF SHE'LL TAKE
ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO ASK MOM IF SHE'LL
TAKE US SHOPPING AFTER SCHOOL TODAY.
I'LL GO ASK MOM IF SHE'LL TAKE US SHOPPING
AFTER SCHOOL TODAY. >> I'M GETTING HIM TENNIS
US SHOPPING AFTER SCHOOL TODAY. >> I'M
GETTING HIM TENNIS BALLS, AND I DON'T CARE
I'M GETTING HIM TENNIS BALLS,
AND I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY COST.
[MUSIC]
MOM, YOU LOOK TIRED. >> WELL, I
DON'T KNOW WHY I SHOULD LOOK TIRED.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY I SHOULD
LOOK TIRED. I'VE ONLY SPENT THE LAST
I SHOULD LOOK TIRED. I'VE ONLY SPENT
THE LAST 3 HOURS CARRYING 4 KIDS
I'VE ONLY SPENT THE LAST 3 HOURS
CARRYING 4 KIDS IN AND OUT OF EVERY STORE
3 HOURS CARRYING 4 KIDS IN AND
OUT OF EVERY STORE IN NEW YORK CITY.
IN AND OUT OF EVERY STORE IN NEW YORK
CITY. >> MOM, YOU GOTTA GET PSYCHED.
IN NEW YORK CITY. >> MOM, YOU GOTTA GET
PSYCHED. YOU'VE GOT TO THINK OF THE LOOK
MOM, YOU GOTTA GET PSYCHED. YOU'VE GOT TO
THINK OF THE LOOK ON DAD'S FACE WHEN HE GETS
YOU'VE GOT TO THINK OF THE LOOK ON
DAD'S FACE WHEN HE GETS THE PERFECT GIFT.
ON DAD'S FACE WHEN HE GETS THE
PERFECT GIFT. >> MAY I HELP YOU?
THE PERFECT GIFT. >> MAY I HELP
YOU? >> WHERE ARE YOUR TENNIS BALLS?
MAY I HELP YOU? >> WHERE ARE
YOUR TENNIS BALLS? >> WE DON'T CARRY
WHERE ARE YOUR TENNIS BALLS? >>
WE DON'T CARRY TENNIS BALLS, HONEY.
WE DON'T CARRY TENNIS BALLS,
HONEY. SCHMIDDAUER'S IS MORE
TENNIS BALLS, HONEY. SCHMIDDAUER'S
IS MORE OF A SPECIALTY STORE.
SCHMIDDAUER'S IS MORE OF A SPECIALTY
STORE. >> WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOME GIFTS
OF A SPECIALTY STORE. >> WE'RE
LOOKING FOR SOME GIFTS FOR MY HUSBAND.
WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOME GIFTS FOR
MY HUSBAND. >> DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING
FOR MY HUSBAND. >> DID YOU HAVE
SOMETHING IN MIND, OR WOULD YOU LIKE ME
DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN MIND, OR WOULD
YOU LIKE ME TO SHOW YOU SOME OF OUR MORE
IN MIND, OR WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SHOW YOU
SOME OF OUR MORE POPULAR CHRISTMAS ITEMS?
TO SHOW YOU SOME OF OUR MORE
POPULAR CHRISTMAS ITEMS? >> OH, THIS IS
POPULAR CHRISTMAS ITEMS?
OH, THIS IS FOR FATHER'S DAY.
OH, THIS IS FOR FATHER'S
DAY. >> AVOIDING THE RUSH?
FOR FATHER'S DAY. >> AVOIDING THE
RUSH? >> I THINK WE'LL JUST BROWSE.
HEY, EXCUSE ME, HOW
MUCH IS THIS? >> $299.50.
HOW MUCH IS THIS? >>
$299.50. >> FOR A TOOL KIT?
$299.50. >> FOR A TOOL
KIT? >> IT IS THE COMPLETE
FOR A TOOL KIT? >> IT IS
THE COMPLETE HOME TOOL KIT.
IT IS THE COMPLETE HOME TOOL
KIT. >> NOW I SAW THE SAME THING
HOME TOOL KIT. >> NOW I SAW
THE SAME THING ON TV FOR $19.95.
NOW I SAW THE SAME THING ON TV
FOR $19.95. >> THE TOOLS ARE $19,95.
ON TV FOR $19.95. >> THE TOOLS ARE
$19,95. THE SCHMIDDAUER NAME IS $280.
THE TOOLS ARE $19,95. THE SCHMIDDAUER
NAME IS $280. >> I'LL JUST TAKE THE TOOLS.
THE SCHMIDDAUER NAME IS $280. >> I'LL JUST
TAKE THE TOOLS. >> THEY'RE NOT SOLD SEPARATELY.
I'LL JUST TAKE THE TOOLS. >> THEY'RE NOT SOLD
SEPARATELY. >> THEO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING HIM
THEY'RE NOT SOLD SEPARATELY. >>
THEO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING HIM TOOLS.
THEO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING HIM
TOOLS. >> I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT.
TOOLS. >> I WAS THINKING ABOUT
IT. >> IF YOU DO, HE'S GONNA START
I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT. >> IF YOU DO,
HE'S GONNA START FIXING THINGS ALL OVER
IF YOU DO, HE'S GONNA START
FIXING THINGS ALL OVER THE HOUSE.
FIXING THINGS ALL OVER THE
HOUSE. >> THAT'S WHAT HE LIKES TO DO.
THE HOUSE. >> THAT'S WHAT HE LIKES
TO DO. >> HE ALSO LIKES TO HAVE YOU
THAT'S WHAT HE LIKES TO DO. >>
HE ALSO LIKES TO HAVE YOU HELP HIM.
HE ALSO LIKES TO HAVE YOU
HELP HIM. THEO, IN THIS BOX ARE YOUR
HELP HIM. THEO, IN THIS
BOX ARE YOUR WEEKENDS.
EXCUSE ME, MISS.
WHAT IS THIS? >> OH, THAT IS
WHAT IS THIS? >> OH, THAT
IS A FOOT-WARMING BAG.
OH, THAT IS A FOOT-WARMING
BAG. >> DO YOU THINK MY DAD
A FOOT-WARMING BAG. >> DO
YOU THINK MY DAD WOULD LIKE IT?
DO YOU THINK MY DAD WOULD
LIKE IT? >> OF COURSE HE WOULD.
WOULD LIKE IT? >> OF COURSE
HE WOULD. >> I'LL KEEP LOOKING.
OF COURSE HE WOULD. >>
I'LL KEEP LOOKING. >> GOOD GIRL.
I'LL KEEP LOOKING. >> GOOD
GIRL. >> OH, I SEE YOU FOUND
GOOD GIRL. >> OH, I SEE YOU
FOUND THE SCHMIDDAUER COMPACT
OH, I SEE YOU FOUND THE
SCHMIDDAUER COMPACT FISHING KIT.
THE SCHMIDDAUER COMPACT FISHING
KIT. >> WELL, MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS
FISHING KIT. >> WELL, MY HUSBAND IS
ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT GOING FISHING.
WELL, MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT
GOING FISHING. >> I GOT ONE FOR MY HUSBAND,
TALKING ABOUT GOING FISHING. >> I GOT ONE
FOR MY HUSBAND, AND HE'S VERY HAPPY WITH IT.
I GOT ONE FOR MY HUSBAND, AND HE'S
VERY HAPPY WITH IT. FISHING RELAXES HIM.
AND HE'S VERY HAPPY WITH IT. FISHING
RELAXES HIM. >> OH, THAT'S JUST WHAT
FISHING RELAXES HIM. >> OH,
THAT'S JUST WHAT CLIFF COULD USE.
OH, THAT'S JUST WHAT CLIFF
COULD USE. >> ALBERT'S GOTTEN TO BE
CLIFF COULD USE. >> ALBERT'S
GOTTEN TO BE A REAL FISHERMAN.
ALBERT'S GOTTEN TO BE A REAL
FISHERMAN. SOMETIMES HE'LL CATCH
A REAL FISHERMAN. SOMETIMES
HE'LL CATCH A DOZEN FISH.
SOMETIMES HE'LL CATCH
A DOZEN FISH. >> GREAT.
A DOZEN FISH. >>
GREAT. >> YES, IT IS.
GREAT. >> YES, IT IS.
UNTIL HE BRINGS THEM HOME.
YES, IT IS. UNTIL HE BRINGS
THEM HOME. >> I DON'T THINK WE'RE
UNTIL HE BRINGS THEM HOME. >> I
DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS.
I DON'T THINK WE'RE
GONNA TAKE THIS. >> HEY MOM.
GONNA TAKE THIS. >> HEY
MOM. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HEY MOM. WHAT DO YOU
THINK? IT'S AN AUTOMATIC POTATO
WHAT DO YOU THINK? IT'S AN
AUTOMATIC POTATO PEELER.
IT'S AN AUTOMATIC POTATO
PEELER. >> NOW, YOU KNOW THAT'S
PEELER. >> NOW, YOU
KNOW THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.
NOW, YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT A BAD
IDEA. HE LOVES MAKING HASH BROWNS.
NOT A BAD IDEA. HE LOVES MAKING
HASH BROWNS. >> HOW MUCH?
HE LOVES MAKING HASH
BROWNS. >> HOW MUCH? >> $54.50.
HOW MUCH? >> $54.50. >>
NOW I SAW THE SAME THING
$54.50. >> NOW I SAW THE SAME
THING ON TV FOR $19.95 AND THEY THREW
NOW I SAW THE SAME THING ON TV FOR
$19.95 AND THEY THREW IN A SET OF KNIVES.
ON TV FOR $19.95 AND THEY THREW IN
A SET OF KNIVES. >> OH, COME ON, THEO.
IN A SET OF KNIVES. >> OH, COME
ON, THEO. IT PROBABLY WASN'T
OH, COME ON, THEO. IT PROBABLY
WASN'T THE SAME POTATO PEELER.
IT PROBABLY WASN'T THE SAME
POTATO PEELER. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD GO
THE SAME POTATO PEELER. >> MAYBE
WE SHOULD GO TO ANOTHER STORE.
MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TO ANOTHER
STORE. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL THIS
TO ANOTHER STORE. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD
CALL THIS WHOLE THING OFF, AND YOUR
MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL THIS WHOLE THING OFF,
AND YOUR FATHER SHOULD WAIT FOR FATHER'S
WHOLE THING OFF, AND YOUR FATHER SHOULD WAIT
FOR FATHER'S DAY JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
FATHER SHOULD WAIT FOR FATHER'S DAY JUST
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. >> NOW WAIT A MINUTE.
DAY JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. >> NOW WAIT
A MINUTE. YOU ARE A NICE LADY, AND YOU'RE
NOW WAIT A MINUTE. YOU ARE A NICE LADY,
AND YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A FAMILY IN PANIC.
YOU ARE A NICE LADY, AND YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A
FAMILY IN PANIC. NOW I HAVE BEEN HERE MANY
OBVIOUSLY A FAMILY IN PANIC.
NOW I HAVE BEEN HERE MANY YEARS.
NOW I HAVE BEEN HERE
MANY YEARS. I CAN HELP YOU.
YEARS. I CAN HELP YOU.
WELL, WE CERTAINLY
I CAN HELP YOU. >> WELL,
WE CERTAINLY COULD USE IT.
WELL, WE CERTAINLY
COULD USE IT. >> NO PROBLEM.
COULD USE IT. >> NO
PROBLEM. I LIKE YOUR KIDS.
NO PROBLEM. I LIKE YOUR KIDS.
AND I HOPE YOU ALL COME BACK
I LIKE YOUR KIDS. AND I HOPE YOU ALL
COME BACK IN JUNE WHEN YOU DO YOUR
AND I HOPE YOU ALL COME BACK IN JUNE
WHEN YOU DO YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING.
IN JUNE WHEN YOU DO YOUR
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. [MUSIC]
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING.
[MUSIC] [KNOCKING]
[MUSIC] [KNOCKING] >> COME IN.
[KNOCKING] >> COME
IN. >> DR. HUXTABLE.
COME IN. >>
DR. HUXTABLE. >> OH, MRS. LEE.
DR. HUXTABLE. >> OH, MRS.
LEE. >> I BROUGHT MY HUSBAND IN
OH, MRS. LEE. >> I BROUGHT MY
HUSBAND IN SO YOU CAN TALK TO HIM.
I BROUGHT MY HUSBAND IN SO YOU CAN
TALK TO HIM. >> BEN, THIS IS DR. HUXTABLE.
SO YOU CAN TALK TO HIM. >> BEN,
THIS IS DR. HUXTABLE. >> DR. HUXTABLE,
BEN, THIS IS DR. HUXTABLE. >>
DR. HUXTABLE, THIS IS MY HUSBAND BEN.
DR. HUXTABLE, THIS IS MY
HUSBAND BEN. >> BEN, HOW ARE YA?
THIS IS MY HUSBAND BEN. >> BEN,
HOW ARE YA? >> NICE MEETING YA.
BEN, HOW ARE YA? >>
NICE MEETING YA. >> GOOD.
NICE MEETING YA. >> GOOD.
WELL, I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE
GOOD. >> WELL, I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE
SO YOU TWO CAN GET TO KNOW
WELL, I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE SO YOU
TWO CAN GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
SO YOU TWO CAN GET TO KNOW EACH
OTHER. >> MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
EACH OTHER. >> MAKE
YOURSELF AT HOME. >> THANK YOU.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. >>
THANK YOU. >> LIKE SOME COFFEE?
THANK YOU. >> LIKE
SOME COFFEE? >> SURE.
LIKE SOME COFFEE? >>
SURE. CREAM, NO SUGAR.
SURE. CREAM, NO
SUGAR. >> CREAM, NO SUGAR.
CREAM, NO SUGAR. >> CREAM, NO
SUGAR. WELL, YOUR WIFE IS HEALTHY.
CREAM, NO SUGAR. WELL, YOUR WIFE IS
HEALTHY. YOU MUST BE A VERY PROUD MAN.
WELL, YOUR WIFE IS HEALTHY. YOU MUST BE A
VERY PROUD MAN. YEAH, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
YOU MUST BE A VERY PROUD MAN. YEAH, WE'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR THIS BABY FOR A LONG TIME, DOC.
YEAH, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS BABY FOR A
LONG TIME, DOC. >> AH, YOU MUST BE TICKLED.
THIS BABY FOR A LONG TIME, DOC. >> AH,
YOU MUST BE TICKLED. >> YOU GOT KIDS?
AH, YOU MUST BE TICKLED. >>
YOU GOT KIDS? >> OH YEAH, FIVE.
YOU GOT KIDS? >> OH
YEAH, FIVE. >> ALL RIGHT.
OH YEAH, FIVE. >> ALL
RIGHT. KEEP THEM BAREFOOT
ALL RIGHT. KEEP THEM
BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT.
KEEP THEM BAREFOOT AND
PREGNANT. >> BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT?
AND PREGNANT. >> BAREFOOT AND
PREGNANT? >> I'M AN OLD-FASHIONED
BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT? >> I'M
AN OLD-FASHIONED KIND OF GUY, DOC.
I'M AN OLD-FASHIONED KIND OF
GUY, DOC. >> I THOUGHT THEY DIED OUT
KIND OF GUY, DOC. >> I THOUGHT
THEY DIED OUT A LONG TIME AGO.
I THOUGHT THEY DIED OUT A LONG
TIME AGO. >> I'VE DONE A LOT OF THINGS,
A LONG TIME AGO. >> I'VE
DONE A LOT OF THINGS, DOC.
I'VE DONE A LOT OF THINGS,
DOC. FOUR YEARS IN THE MARINES,
DOC. FOUR YEARS IN THE MARINES,
TWO YEARS UP ON A PIPELINE.
FOUR YEARS IN THE MARINES, TWO YEARS UP ON
A PIPELINE. BUT THERE'S NOTHING LIKE HAVING
TWO YEARS UP ON A PIPELINE. BUT THERE'S NOTHING
LIKE HAVING A PREGNANT WIFE TO REALLY PROVE
BUT THERE'S NOTHING LIKE HAVING A
PREGNANT WIFE TO REALLY PROVE YOUR MANHOOD.
A PREGNANT WIFE TO REALLY PROVE
YOUR MANHOOD. >> PROVE YOUR MANHOOD?
YOUR MANHOOD. >> PROVE YOUR
MANHOOD? >> I TOLD THE WIFE, I WANT
PROVE YOUR MANHOOD? >> I TOLD THE
WIFE, I WANT TO HAVE A LARGE FAMILY, LOTS
I TOLD THE WIFE, I WANT TO HAVE A LARGE
FAMILY, LOTS OF KIDS AND EVERY ONE OF THEM'S
TO HAVE A LARGE FAMILY, LOTS OF KIDS AND EVERY
ONE OF THEM'S GONNA KNOW THAT I AM THE BOSS.
OF KIDS AND EVERY ONE OF THEM'S GONNA KNOW
THAT I AM THE BOSS. >> WELL, MR. LEE, THE ONLY
GONNA KNOW THAT I AM THE BOSS. >> WELL,
MR. LEE, THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THAT IS THAT
WELL, MR. LEE, THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH
THAT IS THAT THE MORE KIDS YOU HAVE, IT'S
PROBLEM WITH THAT IS THAT THE MORE KIDS YOU
HAVE, IT'S THE MORE PEOPLE WHO WILL TELL
THE MORE KIDS YOU HAVE, IT'S THE MORE PEOPLE
WHO WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS.
THE MORE PEOPLE WHO WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU
ARE NOT THE BOSS. >> DOC, I'M TELLING YA,
YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS.
DOC, I'M TELLING YA, I'M THE BOSS.
DOC, I'M TELLING YA, I'M THE
BOSS. >> MR. LEE, I USED TO THINK
I'M THE BOSS. >> MR. LEE, I USED
TO THINK THAT I WAS GOING TO BE
MR. LEE, I USED TO THINK
THAT I WAS GOING TO BE THE BOSS.
THAT I WAS GOING TO BE THE
BOSS. I DON'T KNOW HOW I LOST IT.
THE BOSS. I DON'T KNOW HOW I
LOST IT. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I LOST IT.
I DON'T KNOW HOW I LOST IT. I DON'T KNOW
WHERE I LOST IT. I DON'T THINK I EVER HAD IT.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I LOST IT. I DON'T THINK
I EVER HAD IT. >> WELL LOOK, THAT'S NOT GONNA
I DON'T THINK I EVER HAD IT. >> WELL
LOOK, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN TO ME.
WELL LOOK, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN
TO ME. >> OKAY, NOW WHEN YOU GO BACK
HAPPEN TO ME. >> OKAY, NOW WHEN YOU
GO BACK HOME WITH YOUR WIFE AND YOU
OKAY, NOW WHEN YOU GO BACK HOME WITH
YOUR WIFE AND YOU STAND IN THE LIVING ROOM,
HOME WITH YOUR WIFE AND YOU STAND
IN THE LIVING ROOM, I WANT YOU TO SAY,
STAND IN THE LIVING ROOM, I WANT
YOU TO SAY, "I DON'T LIKE THESE DRAPES."
I WANT YOU TO SAY, "I DON'T LIKE THESE
DRAPES." >> I DON'T LIKE THESE DRAPES.
"I DON'T LIKE THESE DRAPES." >> I DON'T LIKE
THESE DRAPES. >> THEN I WANT YOU TO GO OVER
I DON'T LIKE THESE DRAPES. >> THEN I WANT
YOU TO GO OVER TO THE TELEPHONE, PICK IT UP
THEN I WANT YOU TO GO OVER TO THE
TELEPHONE, PICK IT UP AND ORDER NEW DRAPES.
TO THE TELEPHONE, PICK IT UP
AND ORDER NEW DRAPES. >> WELL...
AND ORDER NEW DRAPES. >>
WELL... >> AH, YOU CAN'T DO, CAN YOU?
WELL... >> AH, YOU
CAN'T DO, CAN YOU? >> NO.
AH, YOU CAN'T DO,
CAN YOU? >> NO. >> WHY?
NO. >> WHY? >>
WE HAVE BLINDS.
WHY? >> WE HAVE BLINDS. >>
BUT NOW YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND
WE HAVE BLINDS. >> BUT NOW YOU
GOTTA UNDERSTAND THAT THE DAYS OF BEING
BUT NOW YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND THAT
THE DAYS OF BEING THE BOSS, THE BAREFOOT
THAT THE DAYS OF BEING THE BOSS, THE
BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT, I MEAN THAT'S
THE BOSS, THE BAREFOOT AND
PREGNANT, I MEAN THAT'S 30 YEARS AGO.
AND PREGNANT, I MEAN THAT'S 30 YEARS
AGO. THE OLD-FASHIONED MAN IS OUT.
30 YEARS AGO. THE OLD-FASHIONED
MAN IS OUT. THERE'S MORE TO THIS
THE OLD-FASHIONED MAN IS OUT. THERE'S
MORE TO THIS RELATIONSHIP THAN BEING
THERE'S MORE TO THIS
RELATIONSHIP THAN BEING THE BOSS.
RELATIONSHIP THAN BEING
THE BOSS. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS.
THE BOSS. YOU'RE NOT THE
BOSS. SHE WON'T BE THE BOSS.
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS. SHE WON'T BE
THE BOSS. THE BOSS WILL BE THAT BABY.
SHE WON'T BE THE BOSS. THE BOSS WILL
BE THAT BABY. I'VE BEEN MARRIED 20 YEARS,
THE BOSS WILL BE THAT BABY. I'VE BEEN MARRIED
20 YEARS, MR. LEE, AND EACH DAY MY WIFE
I'VE BEEN MARRIED 20 YEARS, MR. LEE, AND EACH
DAY MY WIFE AND I GO GROW CLOSER AND CLOSER
MR. LEE, AND EACH DAY MY WIFE AND I
GO GROW CLOSER AND CLOSER TOGETHER.
AND I GO GROW CLOSER AND
CLOSER TOGETHER. MAINLY BECAUSE
TOGETHER. MAINLY BECAUSE
WE'RE AFRAID OF THE CHILDREN.
MAINLY BECAUSE WE'RE
AFRAID OF THE CHILDREN. [MUSIC]
CLIFF! >> HEY. >> CLIFF!
HEY. >> CLIFF! >>
WHAT'S GOING ON?
CLIFF! >> WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WHAT'S GOING ON? >> WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE AT THE HOSPITAL MAKING YOUR ROUNDS,
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE
HOSPITAL MAKING YOUR ROUNDS, HONEY.
THE HOSPITAL MAKING YOUR
ROUNDS, HONEY. >> OH, REALLY?
HONEY. >> OH, REALLY?
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
OH, REALLY? >> HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY. STOP IT, STOP IT.
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. STOP IT, STOP
IT. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
STOP IT, STOP IT. >> WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO? >> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? >> YOU'RE
NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HOME FOR 10 MINUTES.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HOME
FOR 10 MINUTES. >> OKAY, WHAT KIND OF TRICK
TO BE HOME FOR 10 MINUTES. >>
OKAY, WHAT KIND OF TRICK IS THIS?
OKAY, WHAT KIND OF
TRICK IS THIS? >> OKAY.
IS THIS? >> OKAY. I
WANT YOU TO GO ACROSS
OKAY. I WANT YOU TO GO ACROSS
THE STREET AND STAND OVER THERE.
I WANT YOU TO GO ACROSS THE STREET
AND STAND OVER THERE. AND I'LL WAVE TO YOU.
THE STREET AND STAND OVER THERE. AND
I'LL WAVE TO YOU. >> ACROSS THE STREET?
AND I'LL WAVE TO YOU. >> ACROSS
THE STREET? >> YEAH, I'LL WAVE TO YOU.
ACROSS THE STREET? >> YEAH,
I'LL WAVE TO YOU. >> IT'S 18 DEGREES.
YEAH, I'LL WAVE TO YOU. >> IT'S
18 DEGREES. >> OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY.
IT'S 18 DEGREES. >> OH, HONEY,
I'M SORRY. HERE, TAKE THIS, BE WARM.
OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY. HERE,
TAKE THIS, BE WARM. [KNOCKING]
HERE, TAKE THIS, BE WARM.
[KNOCKING] >> DEAR, I MEAN,
[KNOCKING] >> DEAR, I
MEAN, WHAT IS GOING ON?
DEAR, I MEAN, WHAT IS
GOING ON? >> OH, CLIFF, COME ON.
WHAT IS GOING ON? >> OH, CLIFF, COME
ON. THE KIDS WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU
OH, CLIFF, COME ON. THE KIDS WANTED
TO SURPRISE YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY.
THE KIDS WANTED TO SURPRISE
YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY. >> THEY DID?
FOR FATHER'S DAY. >> THEY
DID? THEY WENT OUT TODAY
THEY DID? THEY WENT OUT
TODAY AND BOUGHT ME PRESENTS?
THEY WENT OUT TODAY AND BOUGHT ME
PRESENTS? >> THEY WENT OUT SHOPPING ALL
AND BOUGHT ME PRESENTS? >> THEY WENT OUT
SHOPPING ALL AFTERNOON FROM STORE TO STORE.
THEY WENT OUT SHOPPING ALL AFTERNOON
FROM STORE TO STORE. >> I HAVE GREAT KIDS.
AFTERNOON FROM STORE TO STORE.
I HAVE GREAT KIDS. >> YES, YOU DO.
I HAVE GREAT KIDS. >> YES,
YOU DO. >> WHAT'D THEY GET ME?
YES, YOU DO. >> WHAT'D THEY
GET ME? >> OH, NO, NO, NO, UH-UH.
WHAT'D THEY GET ME? >>
OH, NO, NO, NO, UH-UH. QUICK.
OH, NO, NO, NO,
UH-UH. QUICK. >> OKAY.
QUICK. >> OKAY. >> PUT
THIS AROUND YOUR NECK.
OKAY. >> PUT THIS
AROUND YOUR NECK. >> RIGHT.
PUT THIS AROUND YOUR NECK.
RIGHT. >> OKAY, GET OUTSIDE
RIGHT. >> OKAY, GET OUTSIDE
AND WAIT 'TIL I CALL FOR YOU.
OKAY, GET OUTSIDE AND WAIT 'TIL I
CALL FOR YOU. >> IS RALPH EDWARDS
AND WAIT 'TIL I CALL FOR YOU. >> IS
RALPH EDWARDS GONNA BE HERE?
IS RALPH EDWARDS GONNA
BE HERE? >> YOU GET OUT.
GONNA BE HERE? >> YOU
GET OUT. OKAY KIDS, HURRY UP!
YOU GET OUT. OKAY KIDS, HURRY
UP! COME DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT AWAY.
OKAY KIDS, HURRY UP! COME
DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT AWAY. >> IS HE HOME?
COME DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT AWAY. >>
IS HE HOME? >> NO, BUT I THINK HE'LL BE
IS HE HOME? >> NO, BUT I THINK
HE'LL BE HERE AT ANY MOMENT.
NO, BUT I THINK HE'LL BE HERE AT ANY
MOMENT. >> MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!
HERE AT ANY MOMENT. >> MAN, THIS IS GONNA
BE GREAT! >> OKAY, NOW EVERYBODY SIT DOWN
MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT! >> OKAY,
NOW EVERYBODY SIT DOWN AND GET READY.
OKAY, NOW EVERYBODY SIT DOWN
AND GET READY. >> OH, I FORGOT TO SIGN
AND GET READY. >> OH, I
FORGOT TO SIGN HIS CARD.
OH, I FORGOT TO SIGN
HIS CARD. >> HURRY UP.
HIS CARD. >> HURRY
UP. >> I THINK I HEAR HIM!
HURRY UP. >> I
THINK I HEAR HIM! >> HI.
I THINK I HEAR HIM!
HI. >> SURPRISE!
HI. >> SURPRISE! >>
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!
SURPRISE! >> HAPPY FATHER'S
DAY! >> OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! >> OH, YOU
SHOULDN'T HAVE! >> YOU MADE US.
OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! >>
YOU MADE US. >> GOLLY, THIS IS
YOU MADE US. >> GOLLY,
THIS IS REALLY WONDERFUL.
GOLLY, THIS IS REALLY
WONDERFUL. >> OPEN 'EM, OPEN 'EM!
REALLY WONDERFUL. >> OPEN
'EM, OPEN 'EM! >> OKAY, OKAY!
OPEN 'EM, OPEN 'EM!
OKAY, OKAY! >> AH, BOY.
OKAY, OKAY! >> AH, BOY. OKAY.
AH, BOY. OKAY. "TO A
GREAT DAD ON FATHER'S DAY,
OKAY. "TO A GREAT DAD ON
FATHER'S DAY, EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T.
"TO A GREAT DAD ON FATHER'S DAY,
EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T. LOVE VANESSA."
EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T. LOVE
VANESSA." >> HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
LOVE VANESSA." >> HOPE YOU
LIKE IT. >> OH, YOU KNOW I WILL.
HOPE YOU LIKE IT. >>
OH, YOU KNOW I WILL. THINK.
OH, YOU KNOW I
WILL. THINK. THINK.
THERE'S MORE!
YEAH.
IT'S THE COMPLETE HOME WEATHER
STATION. >> I HAVE NOTHING LIKE THIS.
HOME WEATHER STATION. >> I HAVE NOTHING
LIKE THIS. >> DAD, YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE
I HAVE NOTHING LIKE THIS. >> DAD, YOU KNOW
HOW YOU'RE ALWAYS ASKING ME WHAT IT'S LIKE
DAD, YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE ALWAYS
ASKING ME WHAT IT'S LIKE OUT THERE.
ALWAYS ASKING ME WHAT IT'S LIKE OUT
THERE. WELL, THIS IS GONNA TELL YOU.
OUT THERE. WELL, THIS IS
GONNA TELL YOU. >> UH-HUH.
WELL, THIS IS GONNA TELL
YOU. >> UH-HUH. THANK YOU.
UH-HUH. THANK YOU.
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY.
THANK YOU. >> HAPPY
FATHER'S DAY. >> THAT'S MINE.
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY. >> THAT'S
MINE. >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS YOU?
THAT'S MINE. >> ALL
RIGHT, THIS IS YOU? >> YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS
YOU? >> YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT.
YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT.
"DEAR DADDY, IT'S NOT A TIE."
ALL RIGHT. "DEAR DADDY,
IT'S NOT A TIE." ALL RIGHT!
"DEAR DADDY, IT'S NOT A TIE."
ALL RIGHT! I LOVE [INAUDIBLE]
ALL RIGHT! I LOVE
[INAUDIBLE] IT'S NOT A TIE.
I LOVE [INAUDIBLE] IT'S
NOT A TIE. ALL RIGHT.
IT'S NOT A TIE. ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. OKAY. >> IT'S
AN ELECTRIC ICE-CREAM
OKAY. >> IT'S AN ELECTRIC
ICE-CREAM SCOOPER.
IT'S AN ELECTRIC ICE-CREAM
SCOOPER. >> OH, YEAH!
SCOOPER. >> OH, YEAH! >>
SEE THIS PART WARMS UP SO
OH, YEAH! >> SEE THIS PART WARMS
UP SO YOU WON'T HURT YOUR WRIST WHEN
SEE THIS PART WARMS UP SO YOU WON'T HURT YOUR
WRIST WHEN YOU'RE SCOOPING THE ICE CREAM.
YOU WON'T HURT YOUR WRIST WHEN YOU'RE
SCOOPING THE ICE CREAM. >> OH, THANK YOU.
YOU'RE SCOOPING THE ICE CREAM.
OH, THANK YOU. >> YOU LIKE IT?
OH, THANK YOU. >>
YOU LIKE IT? >> OH, I LOVE IT.
YOU LIKE IT? >> OH,
I LOVE IT. THANK YOU.
OH, I LOVE IT. THANK
YOU. >> HERE YOU GO, DAD,
THANK YOU. >> HERE YOU
GO, DAD, HERE YOU GO.
HERE YOU GO, DAD, HERE
YOU GO. >> ALL RIGHT, NOW.
HERE YOU GO. >> ALL
RIGHT, NOW. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, NOW. ALL
RIGHT. >> READ THE CARD FIRST.
ALL RIGHT. >> READ
THE CARD FIRST. >> OH.
READ THE CARD FIRST.
OH. "GONNA BE A FATHER?
OH. "GONNA BE A FATHER? IT
WILL COST YOU A PRETTY NOTE.
"GONNA BE A FATHER? IT WILL COST
YOU A PRETTY NOTE. ROCK A BYE BABY."
IT WILL COST YOU A PRETTY NOTE.
ROCK A BYE BABY." >> THEY DIDN'T HAVE
ROCK A BYE BABY." >> THEY DIDN'T
HAVE ANY FATHER'S DAY CARDS.
THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY
FATHER'S DAY CARDS. >> ALL RIGHT.
ANY FATHER'S DAY CARDS.
ALL RIGHT. SLIPPERS.
ALL RIGHT. SLIPPERS. >>
THEY'RE NOT JUST SLIPPERS,
SLIPPERS. >> THEY'RE
NOT JUST SLIPPERS, DAD.
THEY'RE NOT JUST SLIPPERS,
DAD. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO
DAD. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE TO
GO OUTSIDE IN THE MORNING AND GET
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE IN THE
MORNING AND GET THE PAPER WHEN IT'S RAINING?
OUTSIDE IN THE MORNING AND GET
THE PAPER WHEN IT'S RAINING? >> UH-HUH.
THE PAPER WHEN IT'S RAINING? >>
UH-HUH. >> NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
UH-HUH. >> NOW ALL
YOU HAVE TO DO IS THIS...
NOW ALL YOU HAVE
TO DO IS THIS... RUBBERS.
IS THIS... RUBBERS.
ALL RIGHT!
RUBBERS. >> ALL
RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
RUBBER SLIPPERS, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT! RUBBER SLIPPERS,
OKAY. AND WHERE'S YOUR CARD?
RUBBER SLIPPERS, OKAY. AND
WHERE'S YOUR CARD? NO CARD.
AND WHERE'S YOUR
CARD? NO CARD. ALL RIGHT.
NO CARD. ALL RIGHT.
DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!
ALL RIGHT. DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!
TENNIS BALLS!
DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!
TENNIS BALLS! >> I HOPE THEY'RE
TENNIS BALLS! >> I HOPE
THEY'RE THE RIGHT SIZE.
I HOPE THEY'RE THE RIGHT
SIZE. >> OH, YES, I'M SURE THEY'RE
THE RIGHT SIZE. >> OH, YES, I'M
SURE THEY'RE THE RIGHT SIZE.
OH, YES, I'M SURE THEY'RE
THE RIGHT SIZE. LET ME SEE.
THE RIGHT SIZE. LET ME SEE.
I LOOKED IN YOUR CLOSET,
LET ME SEE. >> I LOOKED IN YOUR
CLOSET, AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE LEFT.
I LOOKED IN YOUR CLOSET, AND THERE
WAS ONLY ONE LEFT. >> YOU KNOW THEY'RE
AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE LEFT. >>
YOU KNOW THEY'RE THE RIGHT SIZE!
YOU KNOW THEY'RE
THE RIGHT SIZE! >> CLIFF.
THE RIGHT SIZE! >> CLIFF.
OH, NOW WE'RE COOKING.
CLIFF. >> OH, NOW WE'RE COOKING.
"DEAR CLIFF, NO GIFT COULD EVER
OH, NOW WE'RE COOKING. "DEAR CLIFF, NO
GIFT COULD EVER EQUAL WHAT YOU'VE GIVEN
"DEAR CLIFF, NO GIFT COULD EVER
EQUAL WHAT YOU'VE GIVEN TO ALL OF US.
EQUAL WHAT YOU'VE GIVEN
TO ALL OF US. LOVE CLAIR."
TO ALL OF US.
LOVE CLAIR." OH, NO.
LOVE CLAIR." OH, NO.
IT'S AN EARLY EDITION
OH, NO. >> IT'S AN EARLY
EDITION OF THE DEBATES BETWEEN
IT'S AN EARLY EDITION OF THE
DEBATES BETWEEN ABRAHAM LINCOLN
OF THE DEBATES BETWEEN ABRAHAM
LINCOLN AND STEPHEN DOUGLAS.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND STEPHEN
DOUGLAS. >> OH, THIS IS GREAT.
AND STEPHEN DOUGLAS. >>
OH, THIS IS GREAT. THANK YOU.
OH, THIS IS GREAT. THANK
YOU. YOU KNOW, THESE ARE
THANK YOU. YOU KNOW, THESE ARE
THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
YOU KNOW, THESE ARE THE GREATEST
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS I'VE EVER GOTTEN FOR
THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
I'VE EVER GOTTEN FOR FATHER'S DAY.
I'VE EVER GOTTEN FOR FATHER'S
DAY. AND THE THING ABOUT IT IS YOU
FATHER'S DAY. AND THE THING
ABOUT IT IS YOU ALL DID IT BY THINKING.
AND THE THING ABOUT IT IS YOU
ALL DID IT BY THINKING. THANK YOU.
ALL DID IT BY THINKING. THANK
YOU. >> HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!
[MUSIC]
"THE COSBY SHOW" WAS TAPED
IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
[MUSIC]
[DOOR SLAMS]
CLIFF, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> UH,
JUST CELEBRATING THE MORNING OFF, DEAR.
UH, JUST CELEBRATING THE MORNING
OFF, DEAR. >> CLIFF, IT'S 6 O'CLOCK.
THE MORNING OFF, DEAR. >> CLIFF, IT'S 6
O'CLOCK. >> GOOD, THAT MEANS I'VE ONLY
CLIFF, IT'S 6 O'CLOCK. >> GOOD, THAT
MEANS I'VE ONLY USED UP A HALF HOUR.
GOOD, THAT MEANS I'VE ONLY USED
UP A HALF HOUR. >> OH, THAT LOOKS GOOD.
USED UP A HALF HOUR. >> OH, THAT
LOOKS GOOD. >> WAIT UNTIL I PUT ON
OH, THAT LOOKS GOOD. >> WAIT
UNTIL I PUT ON THE GOOSEBERRY KIWI JAM.
WAIT UNTIL I PUT ON THE
GOOSEBERRY KIWI JAM. MMM, MMM, MMM.
THE GOOSEBERRY KIWI JAM.
MMM, MMM, MMM. MMM, MMM.
MMM, MMM, MMM. MMM, MMM.
ARE YOU GONNA SHARE?
MMM, MMM. >> ARE YOU
GONNA SHARE? >> NOPE.
ARE YOU GONNA SHARE?
NOPE. >> OH, MAYBE.
HE-HE-HE-HE-HE! >>
THANKS A LOT. >> EAT UP.
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, YOU
KNOW THAT? HM-HM-HM-HM-HM!
YOU KNOW THAT? HM-HM-HM-HM-HM!
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
HM-HM-HM-HM-HM!
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! >> CLIFF.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
CLIFF. [GROWLING]
CLIFF. [GROWLING] WAIT
A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE,
[GROWLING] WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A
MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE. I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK.
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. I'M GONNA
BE LATE FOR WORK. >> NO, I WANT TO KISS YOU
I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK. >> NO, I WANT
TO KISS YOU UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO
NO, I WANT TO KISS YOU UNTIL
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO WORK.
UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO
GO TO WORK. >> BUT I'LL BE LATE.
TO WORK. >> BUT I'LL BE LATE.
YES, BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL
BUT I'LL BE LATE. >> YES, BUT AT
LEAST YOU'LL GO TO WORK WITH A SMILE
YES, BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL GO TO
WORK WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE.
ON YOUR FACE.
YES, BUT EVERY TIME I GO
YES, BUT EVERY TIME I GO
TO WORK WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE,
TO WORK WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE,
EVERYBODY KNOWS WHY I'M LATE.
EVERYBODY KNOWS WHY I'M LATE.
OH, WELL, I GUESS I COULD
OH, WELL, I GUESS I COULD
ALWAYS SNEAK IN THE BACK WAY.
ALWAYS SNEAK IN THE BACK WAY.
YOU FOOL, THERE IS
YOU FOOL, THERE IS
NO BACK WAY.
NO BACK WAY.
[KNOCKING]
WHO IS IT? >> IT'S RUDY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT, RUDY?
IT'S RUDY. >> WHAT DO
YOU WANT, RUDY? >> I'M UP.
WHAT DO YOU WANT,
RUDY? >> I'M UP. >> GOOD.
I'M UP. >> GOOD. >>
IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE
GOOD. >> IT'S SNOWING
OUTSIDE MY WINDOW.
IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE MY
WINDOW. IS IT SNOWING OUTSIDE YOURS?
MY WINDOW. IS IT SNOWING
OUTSIDE YOURS? >> YES.
IS IT SNOWING OUTSIDE
YOURS? >> YES. >> CAN I SEE?
YES. >> CAN I SEE? >>
UH, HON, LISTEN IT'S EARLY
CAN I SEE? >> UH, HON,
LISTEN IT'S EARLY IN THE MORNING.
UH, HON, LISTEN IT'S EARLY IN
THE MORNING. >> CAN I SEE MOMMY?
IN THE MORNING. >> CAN I SEE
MOMMY? >> THERE'S MOMMY.
CAN I SEE MOMMY? >> THERE'S
MOMMY. >> GOOD MORNING, RUDY.
THERE'S MOMMY. >> GOOD
MORNING, RUDY. >> MORNING, MOMMY.
GOOD MORNING, RUDY. >> MORNING,
MOMMY. >> WHO WANTS TO PLAY?
MORNING, MOMMY. >> WHO WANTS
TO PLAY? >> YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE
WHO WANTS TO PLAY? >> YOUR
MOTHER AND I ARE PLAYING RIGHT NOW.
YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE PLAYING
RIGHT NOW. >> NO YOU'RE NOT!
PLAYING RIGHT NOW. >> NO YOU'RE
NOT! >> LISTEN, COME HERE A SECOND.
NO YOU'RE NOT! >> LISTEN, COME
HERE A SECOND. IT'S EARLY IN THE MORNING,
LISTEN, COME HERE A SECOND.
IT'S EARLY IN THE MORNING, HONEY.
IT'S EARLY IN THE MORNING, HONEY.
YOU KNOW THAT LOVELY BOOK THAT
HONEY. YOU KNOW THAT LOVELY
BOOK THAT DAD BOUGHT YOU WITH
YOU KNOW THAT LOVELY BOOK THAT DAD
BOUGHT YOU WITH THE PICTURES AND SOME
DAD BOUGHT YOU WITH THE
PICTURES AND SOME OF THE WORDS?
THE PICTURES AND SOME OF THE
WORDS? WHY DON'T YOU GO READ THAT
OF THE WORDS? WHY DON'T YOU
GO READ THAT IN YOUR ROOM, OKAY?
WHY DON'T YOU GO READ THAT
IN YOUR ROOM, OKAY? >> OKAY.
IN YOUR ROOM, OKAY?
OKAY. >> BYE-BYE.
OKAY. >> BYE-BYE. AND NOW.
BYE-BYE. AND NOW.
NOW I WAS KISSING YOU UNTIL
AND NOW. NOW I WAS KISSING
YOU UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO
NOW I WAS KISSING YOU UNTIL
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO WORK...
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO
TO WORK... >> LOOK AT... CLIFF,
TO WORK... >> LOOK AT... CLIFF,
LOOK AT THAT, YOU GOT A RIP
LOOK AT... CLIFF, LOOK AT THAT,
YOU GOT A RIP IN YOUR PAJAMAS.
LOOK AT THAT, YOU GOT A RIP IN
YOUR PAJAMAS. >> YOU'RE KIDDING.
IN YOUR PAJAMAS. >> YOU'RE
KIDDING. >> WELL, THERE GOES.
YOU'RE KIDDING. >> WELL, THERE
GOES. >> HONEY, WHY YOU ALWAYS
WELL, THERE GOES. >> HONEY, WHY
YOU ALWAYS WEARING THESE OLD PAJAMAS?
HONEY, WHY YOU ALWAYS WEARING THESE
OLD PAJAMAS? >> 'CAUSE THEY'RE COMFORTABLE.
WEARING THESE OLD PAJAMAS? >>
'CAUSE THEY'RE COMFORTABLE. I LIKE 'EM.
'CAUSE THEY'RE COMFORTABLE. I
LIKE 'EM. >> BUT WHY DON'T YOU EVER WEAR
I LIKE 'EM. >> BUT WHY DON'T YOU
EVER WEAR THE NEW ONES I BOUGHT YOU
BUT WHY DON'T YOU EVER WEAR THE
NEW ONES I BOUGHT YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY?
THE NEW ONES I BOUGHT YOU FOR
FATHER'S DAY? >> YOU GAVE ME THOSE
FOR FATHER'S DAY? >> YOU
GAVE ME THOSE SILK PAJAMAS.
YOU GAVE ME THOSE SILK
PAJAMAS. I DON'T LIKE SILK BECAUSE
SILK PAJAMAS. I DON'T LIKE SILK
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M SLIDING AROUND
I DON'T LIKE SILK BECAUSE I FEEL
LIKE I'M SLIDING AROUND IN 'EM.
I FEEL LIKE I'M SLIDING AROUND IN
'EM. >> YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER WEAR
IN 'EM. >> YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER
WEAR THAT BATHROBE I BOUGHT YOU
YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER WEAR THAT BATHROBE
I BOUGHT YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY EITHER.
THAT BATHROBE I BOUGHT YOU FOR FATHER'S
DAY EITHER. >> NOW YOU WANT TO KNOW
FOR FATHER'S DAY EITHER. >> NOW YOU
WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THAT BATHROBE?
NOW YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT
THAT BATHROBE? IT'S SO SHORT, I FEEL LIKE
ABOUT THAT BATHROBE? IT'S SO
SHORT, I FEEL LIKE A ROMAN SOLDIER.
IT'S SO SHORT, I FEEL LIKE A ROMAN
SOLDIER. >> YOU KNOW, COME TO THINK
A ROMAN SOLDIER. >> YOU KNOW, COME
TO THINK OF IT, YOU NEVER WEAR ANY
YOU KNOW, COME TO THINK OF IT, YOU
NEVER WEAR ANY OF YOUR FATHER'S DAY GIFTS.
OF IT, YOU NEVER WEAR ANY OF YOUR FATHER'S
DAY GIFTS. >> THE REASON WHY I DON'T WEAR
OF YOUR FATHER'S DAY GIFTS. >> THE REASON WHY
I DON'T WEAR 'EM, DEAR, IS BECAUSE WHEN YOU
THE REASON WHY I DON'T WEAR 'EM, DEAR, IS
BECAUSE WHEN YOU GO TO GET ME PRESENTS, YOU GO
'EM, DEAR, IS BECAUSE WHEN YOU GO TO GET ME
PRESENTS, YOU GO TO GET ME THINGS THAT YOU WANT
GO TO GET ME PRESENTS, YOU GO TO GET
ME THINGS THAT YOU WANT TO SEE ME IN.
TO GET ME THINGS THAT YOU WANT TO
SEE ME IN. YOU DON'T GET ME THINGS THAT
TO SEE ME IN. YOU DON'T
GET ME THINGS THAT I LIKE.
YOU DON'T GET ME THINGS THAT
I LIKE. >> CLIFF, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I LIKE. >> CLIFF, THAT'S
NOT TRUE. >> YES, IT IS TRUE.
CLIFF, THAT'S NOT TRUE. >> YES, IT IS
TRUE. YOU SEE, FATHER'S DAY HAS BEEN
YES, IT IS TRUE. YOU SEE, FATHER'S
DAY HAS BEEN LIKE THAT FOR A LONG,
YOU SEE, FATHER'S DAY HAS BEEN
LIKE THAT FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.
LIKE THAT FOR A LONG, LONG
TIME. THERE ARE FATHERS ALL OVER
LONG TIME. THERE ARE FATHERS ALL
OVER THE WORLD WHO GET PRESENTS THAT
THERE ARE FATHERS ALL OVER THE WORLD WHO GET
PRESENTS THAT THEY CAN'T USE AND DON'T WANT.
THE WORLD WHO GET PRESENTS THAT THEY
CAN'T USE AND DON'T WANT. NO, I'M SERIOUS.
THEY CAN'T USE AND DON'T WANT. NO,
I'M SERIOUS. FROM DAY ONE, WHEN EVE
NO, I'M SERIOUS. FROM DAY ONE, WHEN
EVE AND THE BOYS GAVE ADAM THE FIRST
FROM DAY ONE, WHEN EVE AND THE BOYS
GAVE ADAM THE FIRST SOAP ON THE ROPE.
AND THE BOYS GAVE ADAM THE FIRST
SOAP ON THE ROPE. >> OH, CLIFF, COME ON.
SOAP ON THE ROPE. >> OH,
CLIFF, COME ON. >> I'M NOT KIDDING.
OH, CLIFF, COME ON. >> I'M
NOT KIDDING. LISTEN, HONEST ABE.
I'M NOT KIDDING. LISTEN, HONEST
ABE. I HAVE A CLOSET HERE THAT IS
LISTEN, HONEST ABE. I HAVE A CLOSET HERE
THAT IS FULL OF PRESENTS THAT THEY SELL
I HAVE A CLOSET HERE THAT IS FULL OF
PRESENTS THAT THEY SELL ONLY ON ONE HOLIDAY,
FULL OF PRESENTS THAT THEY SELL
ONLY ON ONE HOLIDAY, FATHER'S DAY.
ONLY ON ONE HOLIDAY, FATHER'S
DAY. NOW LOOK AT THIS, I GOT A CHEST
FATHER'S DAY. NOW LOOK AT THIS, I GOT
A CHEST FULL OF STUFF HERE, AND I SAVED
NOW LOOK AT THIS, I GOT A CHEST FULL OF STUFF
HERE, AND I SAVED THESE THINGS BECAUSE I KNOW
FULL OF STUFF HERE, AND I SAVED THESE THINGS
BECAUSE I KNOW THAT ONE DAY I WILL BE ABOUT
THESE THINGS BECAUSE I KNOW THAT ONE DAY I
WILL BE ABOUT 70 YEARS OLD, AND MY CHILDREN
THAT ONE DAY I WILL BE ABOUT 70 YEARS OLD,
AND MY CHILDREN WILL COME TO ME AND SAY,
70 YEARS OLD, AND MY CHILDREN WILL COME TO
ME AND SAY, "WHERE'S THE GIFTS I GAVE YOU
WILL COME TO ME AND SAY, "WHERE'S
THE GIFTS I GAVE YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY?"
"WHERE'S THE GIFTS I GAVE YOU FOR
FATHER'S DAY?" AND IF I DON'T HAVE 'EM,
FOR FATHER'S DAY?" AND IF I
DON'T HAVE 'EM, THEY'LL BEAT ME UP.
AND IF I DON'T HAVE 'EM, THEY'LL BEAT
ME UP. LOOK AT THIS, SEE THESE TIES?
THEY'LL BEAT ME UP. LOOK AT THIS, SEE
THESE TIES? NONE OF THEM GO WITH ANY SUIT
LOOK AT THIS, SEE THESE TIES?
NONE OF THEM GO WITH ANY SUIT I HAVE.
NONE OF THEM GO WITH ANY SUIT
I HAVE. I HAVE DEODORANTS HERE,
I HAVE. I HAVE DEODORANTS HERE,
ENOUGH TO HAVE ME SMELLING
I HAVE DEODORANTS HERE, ENOUGH TO HAVE
ME SMELLING LIKE ANYBODY YOU WANT TO MEET.
ENOUGH TO HAVE ME SMELLING LIKE
ANYBODY YOU WANT TO MEET. PIPE TOBACCO.
LIKE ANYBODY YOU WANT TO MEET.
PIPE TOBACCO. I DO NOT SMOKE A PIPE.
PIPE TOBACCO. I DO NOT SMOKE A
PIPE. MY CHILDREN HAVE NEVER SEEN ME
I DO NOT SMOKE A PIPE. MY CHILDREN
HAVE NEVER SEEN ME SMOKE A PIPE.
MY CHILDREN HAVE NEVER SEEN ME SMOKE
A PIPE. AND THE CHILD THAT GAVE ME THIS
SMOKE A PIPE. AND THE CHILD THAT
GAVE ME THIS PIPE TOBACCO DIDN'T BUY ME
AND THE CHILD THAT GAVE ME THIS
PIPE TOBACCO DIDN'T BUY ME A PIPE.
PIPE TOBACCO DIDN'T BUY ME A
PIPE. ON TOP OF THAT, THE CHILD
A PIPE. ON TOP OF THAT, THE
CHILD DIDN'T EVEN WRAP IT.
ON TOP OF THAT, THE CHILD DIDN'T
EVEN WRAP IT. JUST TOOK A MAGIC MARKER
DIDN'T EVEN WRAP IT. JUST TOOK A
MAGIC MARKER AND WROTE "DAD" ON IT.
JUST TOOK A MAGIC MARKER AND WROTE
"DAD" ON IT. ALSO I HAVE THE FAMOUS SOAP
AND WROTE "DAD" ON IT. ALSO I HAVE THE
FAMOUS SOAP ON THE ROPE, WHICH I HAVE NEVER
ALSO I HAVE THE FAMOUS SOAP ON THE ROPE, WHICH
I HAVE NEVER LEARNED TO USE PROPERLY BECAUSE
ON THE ROPE, WHICH I HAVE NEVER LEARNED TO USE
PROPERLY BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR FEET...
LEARNED TO USE PROPERLY BECAUSE IF YOU
HAVE TO DO YOUR FEET... I'VE NOT BEEN ABLE
IF YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR FEET... I'VE
NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET UP THERE YET.
I'VE NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET
UP THERE YET. >> OH, CLIFF.
TO GET UP THERE YET. >>
OH, CLIFF. OH, LOOK AT THIS.
OH, CLIFF. OH, LOOK AT
THIS. I HAD FORGOTTEN... WAIT,
OH, LOOK AT THIS. I HAD
FORGOTTEN... WAIT, TRY THIS, PUT THIS ON.
I HAD FORGOTTEN... WAIT, TRY
THIS, PUT THIS ON. >> OH, NO.
TRY THIS, PUT THIS ON. >> OH,
NO. I HAVE PLENTY OF THINGS THAT
OH, NO. I HAVE PLENTY
OF THINGS THAT WILL LIGHT UP.
I HAVE PLENTY OF THINGS THAT
WILL LIGHT UP. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
WILL LIGHT UP. YOU HAVE
NO IDEA. I'LL PUT THIS ON.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I'LL PUT
THIS ON. >> PUT THAT ONE ON.
I'LL PUT THIS ON. >> PUT THAT ONE
ON. >> GET THOSE... YOU KNOW I HAVE
PUT THAT ONE ON. >> GET THOSE... YOU
KNOW I HAVE SUSPENDERS OVER THE THERE
GET THOSE... YOU KNOW I HAVE SUSPENDERS
OVER THE THERE THAT SONDRA GAVE ME.
SUSPENDERS OVER THE THERE THAT SONDRA
GAVE ME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE CHILD WAS
THAT SONDRA GAVE ME. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE CHILD WAS DRINKING AT THE TIME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE CHILD WAS
DRINKING AT THE TIME. >> OH, YES, OKAY.
DRINKING AT THE TIME. >> OH, YES,
OKAY. WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE,
OH, YES, OKAY. WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A
MINUTE. I LOVE THIS BECAUSE THE LITTLE
WAIT A MINUTE. I LOVE THIS BECAUSE
THE LITTLE MEN'S EYES LIGHT UP.
I LOVE THIS BECAUSE THE LITTLE MEN'S
EYES LIGHT UP. >> YOU KNOW, I TELL YA,
MEN'S EYES LIGHT UP. >> YOU
KNOW, I TELL YA, THIS IS MORE FUN.
YOU KNOW, I TELL YA, THIS IS
MORE FUN. WE OUGHT TO DO THIS
THIS IS MORE FUN. WE OUGHT TO
DO THIS IN THE MORNING OPENING
WE OUGHT TO DO THIS IN THE
MORNING OPENING THE CHILDREN'S GIFTS.
IN THE MORNING OPENING
THE CHILDREN'S GIFTS. OH, BOY.
THE CHILDREN'S GIFTS.
OH, BOY. HOW AM I LOOKING?
OH, BOY. HOW AM I
LOOKING? >> GREAT.
HOW AM I LOOKING? >>
GREAT. >> YOU KNOW, I LOVE IT
GREAT. >> YOU KNOW, I
LOVE IT WHEN YOU DRESS ME.
YOU KNOW, I LOVE IT WHEN
YOU DRESS ME. >> OH, SHUT UP.
WHEN YOU DRESS ME. >>
OH, SHUT UP. >> BOY, OH, BOY.
OH, SHUT UP. >> BOY,
OH, BOY. >> NOW, OH, OH,
BOY, OH, BOY. >> NOW,
OH, OH, LET'S NOT FORGET THIS.
NOW, OH, OH, LET'S NOT FORGET
THIS. >> OH, THEO GAVE ME THIS TIE.
LET'S NOT FORGET THIS. >> OH,
THEO GAVE ME THIS TIE. MY SON.
OH, THEO GAVE ME THIS TIE.
MY SON. ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL?
MY SON. ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL?
AM I LOOKING WONDERFUL
ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL? >> AM I
LOOKING WONDERFUL OR WHAT?
AM I LOOKING
WONDERFUL OR WHAT? >> OH!
OR WHAT? >> OH! >> HUH?
OH! >> HUH? >>
OH, YEAH, THE YO-YO.
HUH? >> OH, YEAH, THE
YO-YO. AM I LOOKING WONDERFUL?
OH, YEAH, THE YO-YO. AM I LOOKING
WONDERFUL? >> YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT.
AM I LOOKING WONDERFUL? >> YOU'RE
LOOKING GREAT. ARE THESE SERIOUS PRESENTS?
YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT. ARE THESE
SERIOUS PRESENTS? FATHER'S DAY.
ARE THESE SERIOUS PRESENTS?
FATHER'S DAY. I'M TELLING YOU, LAST YEAR,
FATHER'S DAY. I'M TELLING YOU,
LAST YEAR, I SAT IN THE LIVING ROOM
I'M TELLING YOU, LAST YEAR, I SAT IN
THE LIVING ROOM ALL FATHER'S DAY.
I SAT IN THE LIVING ROOM ALL
FATHER'S DAY. CHILDREN WALKED PAST,
ALL FATHER'S DAY. CHILDREN WALKED
PAST, "HI DAD, NICE TO SEE YOU."
CHILDREN WALKED PAST, "HI DAD,
NICE TO SEE YOU." "HELLO, DAD."
"HI DAD, NICE TO SEE YOU." "HELLO,
DAD." SOMEWHERE AROUND 4 O'CLOCK
"HELLO, DAD." SOMEWHERE
AROUND 4 O'CLOCK SOMEBODY SAID,
SOMEWHERE AROUND 4 O'CLOCK
SOMEBODY SAID, "IS THE MALL STILL OPEN?"
SOMEBODY SAID, "IS THE
MALL STILL OPEN?" >> OH, CLIFF.
"IS THE MALL STILL OPEN?" >>
OH, CLIFF. OH, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
OH, CLIFF. OH, IT'S NOT THAT
BAD. >> LOOK CLAIR, I'M TELLING YOU,
OH, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. >> LOOK
CLAIR, I'M TELLING YOU, IT IS THAT BAD.
LOOK CLAIR, I'M TELLING YOU, IT IS THAT
BAD. YOU MOTHERS KNOW HOW TO WORK
IT IS THAT BAD. YOU MOTHERS KNOW
HOW TO WORK MOTHER'S DAY, SEE?
YOU MOTHERS KNOW HOW TO WORK MOTHER'S
DAY, SEE? FIRST THING MOTHERS DO IS THEY
MOTHER'S DAY, SEE? FIRST THING MOTHERS
DO IS THEY TELL THE CHILDREN HOW THEY
FIRST THING MOTHERS DO IS THEY TELL THE
CHILDREN HOW THEY CARRIED 'EM ALL THAT TIME.
TELL THE CHILDREN HOW THEY CARRIED
'EM ALL THAT TIME. AND THEN THEY SAY TO
CARRIED 'EM ALL THAT TIME. AND THEN
THEY SAY TO THE CHILDREN, "AND I BETTER GET
AND THEN THEY SAY TO THE CHILDREN, "AND I
BETTER GET GOOD PRESENTS BECAUSE YOU KNOW
THE CHILDREN, "AND I BETTER GET GOOD PRESENTS
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHO GAVE ME THESE BLUE VEINS
GOOD PRESENTS BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHO GAVE
ME THESE BLUE VEINS IN THE BACK OF MY LEGS?
WHO GAVE ME THESE BLUE VEINS IN
THE BACK OF MY LEGS? >> I DO NOT, CLIFF,
IN THE BACK OF MY LEGS? >> I
DO NOT, CLIFF, I DO NOT DO THAT.
I DO NOT, CLIFF, I DO NOT DO
THAT. >> AND THAT'S WHY YOU ALL GET
I DO NOT DO THAT. >> AND THAT'S WHY YOU
ALL GET GREAT PRESENTS, CLAIR, BECAUSE
AND THAT'S WHY YOU ALL GET GREAT PRESENTS,
CLAIR, BECAUSE YOU ALL PROMOTE YOURSELVES
GREAT PRESENTS, CLAIR, BECAUSE
YOU ALL PROMOTE YOURSELVES BETTER.
YOU ALL PROMOTE YOURSELVES
BETTER. BUT I DON'T SAY ANYTHING
BETTER. BUT I DON'T SAY
ANYTHING AND LOOK AT ME.
NOW I'M GONNA SHOW YOU
SOMETHIN'. YOU THINK I'M KIDDING.
SOMETHIN'. YOU THINK I'M KIDDING.
THIS IS ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS
YOU THINK I'M KIDDING. THIS IS
ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF MY LIFE.
OH, CLIFF.
[MUSIC]
I LOVE IT WHEN IT SNOWS. >> MAYBE
WE CAN MAKE A SNOWMAN BEFORE SCHOOL.
MAYBE WE CAN MAKE A SNOWMAN BEFORE
SCHOOL. >> MAYBE THERE WON'T BE SCHOOL.
BEFORE SCHOOL. >> MAYBE THERE WON'T
BE SCHOOL. >> THEO, IT HAS TO SNOW A LOT
MAYBE THERE WON'T BE SCHOOL. >> THEO, IT HAS
TO SNOW A LOT MORE THAN THAT BEFORE THEY'LL
THEO, IT HAS TO SNOW A LOT MORE
THAN THAT BEFORE THEY'LL CLOSE SCHOOL.
MORE THAN THAT BEFORE THEY'LL CLOSE
SCHOOL. >> YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM
CLOSE SCHOOL. >> YOU
KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS?
YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR
PROBLEM IS? YOU LIKE SCHOOL.
IS? YOU LIKE SCHOOL. YOU'D
GO ON WEEKENDS IF YOU
YOU LIKE SCHOOL. YOU'D GO
ON WEEKENDS IF YOU COULD.
YOU'D GO ON WEEKENDS IF YOU
COULD. >> AND YOU'D DO ANYTHING TO GET
COULD. >> AND YOU'D DO ANYTHING
TO GET OUT OF IT, LIKE THE TIME YOU
AND YOU'D DO ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF IT, LIKE
THE TIME YOU ASKED MOM IF YOU COULD STAY
OUT OF IT, LIKE THE TIME YOU ASKED MOM IF
YOU COULD STAY HOME FOR THE JEWISH HOLIDAYS.
ASKED MOM IF YOU COULD STAY HOME FOR THE
JEWISH HOLIDAYS. >> HEY, WE'RE ALL BROTHERS.
HOME FOR THE JEWISH HOLIDAYS.
HEY, WE'RE ALL BROTHERS. >> HI.
HEY, WE'RE ALL
BROTHERS. >> HI. [LAUGHING]
HI. [LAUGHING] >>
WHOA, GET DOWN, DAD.
[LAUGHING] >> WHOA, GET
DOWN, DAD. >> ALL RIGHT.
WHOA, GET DOWN, DAD. >> ALL
RIGHT. >> YOU LOOK LIKE TIMES SQUARE.
ALL RIGHT. >> YOU LOOK LIKE
TIMES SQUARE. >> DAD, YOU OKAY?
YOU LOOK LIKE TIMES SQUARE.
DAD, YOU OKAY? >> SURE.
DAD, YOU OKAY? >> SURE.
DAD, YOU LOOK FUNNY.
SURE. >> DAD, YOU LOOK
FUNNY. >> WELL, THANK YOU.
DAD, YOU LOOK FUNNY. >> WELL,
THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE WELCOME.
WELL, THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE
WELCOME. >> GOOD MORNING.
YOU'RE WELCOME. >> GOOD
MORNING. >> GOOD MORNING, DENISE.
GOOD MORNING. >> GOOD
MORNING, DENISE. >> WHAT'S GOING ON?
GOOD MORNING, DENISE. >>
WHAT'S GOING ON? >> OH, NOTHING.
WHAT'S GOING ON? >> OH,
NOTHING. >> DADDY, ARE YOU GOING
OH, NOTHING. >> DADDY, ARE
YOU GOING TO WORK LIKE THAT?
DADDY, ARE YOU GOING TO
WORK LIKE THAT? >> WHY NOT?
TO WORK LIKE THAT? >> WHY
NOT? >> IT DOESN'T LOOK VERY
WHY NOT? >> IT DOESN'T
LOOK VERY PROFESSIONAL.
IT DOESN'T LOOK VERY PROFESSIONAL.
DADDY, WHY ARE YOU DRESSED
PROFESSIONAL. >> DADDY, WHY
ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?
DADDY, WHY ARE YOU DRESSED
LIKE THAT? >> BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK TO
LIKE THAT? >> BECAUSE I WANT TO
TALK TO ALL OF YOU ABOUT FATHER'S DAY.
BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK TO ALL OF
YOU ABOUT FATHER'S DAY. >> FATHER'S DAY?
ALL OF YOU ABOUT FATHER'S
DAY. >> FATHER'S DAY? >> YES.
FATHER'S DAY? >> YES. IT'S
2 WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
YES. IT'S 2 WEEKS BEFORE
CHRISTMAS. >> IT I'M GIVING YOU
IT'S 2 WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS. >>
IT I'M GIVING YOU 6 MONTHS' NOTICE.
IT I'M GIVING YOU 6 MONTHS'
NOTICE. I WANT BETTER PRESENTS.
6 MONTHS' NOTICE. I WANT BETTER
PRESENTS. >> HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, LAST
I WANT BETTER PRESENTS. >> HEY, WAIT A
MINUTE, LAST YEAR WE CHIPPED IN WITH MOM,
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, LAST YEAR WE CHIPPED
IN WITH MOM, AND WE GOT YOU THAT WALKMAN.
YEAR WE CHIPPED IN WITH MOM, AND WE GOT YOU
THAT WALKMAN. >> AND I ENJOYED WATCHING MY
AND WE GOT YOU THAT WALKMAN. >> AND I
ENJOYED WATCHING MY WALKMAN WALK AROUND
AND I ENJOYED WATCHING MY
WALKMAN WALK AROUND WITH YOU ALL.
WALKMAN WALK AROUND WITH
YOU ALL. I WANT SOMETHING FOR ME.
WITH YOU ALL. I WANT SOMETHING
FOR ME. >> WE GAVE YOU LOTS OF HUGS
I WANT SOMETHING FOR ME. >> WE
GAVE YOU LOTS OF HUGS AND KISSES.
WE GAVE YOU LOTS OF HUGS
AND KISSES. >> OH, YES YOU DID.
AND KISSES. >> OH, YES YOU
DID. AND HUGS AND KISSES,
OH, YES YOU DID. AND
HUGS AND KISSES, MM-MM-MM!
AND HUGS AND KISSES,
MM-MM-MM! I LOVE 'EM TO DEATH.
MM-MM-MM! I LOVE 'EM TO DEATH.
DADDY, IT'S HARD TO SHOP
I LOVE 'EM TO DEATH. >> DADDY, IT'S
HARD TO SHOP FOR YOU ON FATHER'S DAY.
DADDY, IT'S HARD TO SHOP
FOR YOU ON FATHER'S DAY. >> WHY?
FOR YOU ON FATHER'S DAY. >>
WHY? >> BECAUSE IT'S SO CLOSE
WHY? >> BECAUSE IT'S
SO CLOSE TO YOUR BIRTHDAY.
BECAUSE IT'S SO CLOSE TO YOUR
BIRTHDAY. >> FATHER'S DAY IS JUNE 16TH.
TO YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> FATHER'S DAY IS
JUNE 16TH. MY BIRTHDAY IS IN OCTOBER.
FATHER'S DAY IS JUNE 16TH. MY BIRTHDAY
IS IN OCTOBER. >> YEAH DAD, BUT THAT'S TWO
MY BIRTHDAY IS IN OCTOBER. >> YEAH DAD, BUT
THAT'S TWO PRESENTS PRETTY CLOSE TOGETHER.
YEAH DAD, BUT THAT'S TWO PRESENTS
PRETTY CLOSE TOGETHER. IT CAN WIPE YOU OUT.
PRESENTS PRETTY CLOSE TOGETHER. IT
CAN WIPE YOU OUT. >> NOT IF YOU PLAN WELL.
IT CAN WIPE YOU OUT. >> NOT IF YOU
PLAN WELL. LAST YEAR I FOUND A SHIRT
NOT IF YOU PLAN WELL. LAST YEAR I FOUND
A SHIRT AND A TIE THAT CAME IN THE SAME
LAST YEAR I FOUND A SHIRT AND A
TIE THAT CAME IN THE SAME PACKAGE.
AND A TIE THAT CAME IN THE SAME
PACKAGE. I GAVE HIM THE TIE FOR FATHER'S
PACKAGE. I GAVE HIM THE TIE FOR
FATHER'S DAY, AND I SAVED THE SHIRT
I GAVE HIM THE TIE FOR FATHER'S DAY,
AND I SAVED THE SHIRT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
DAY, AND I SAVED THE SHIRT FOR HIS
BIRTHDAY. >> AND THE SHIRT WAS TOO SMALL.
FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. >> AND THE SHIRT WAS
TOO SMALL. AND THEN RUDY TOOK MY TIE
AND THE SHIRT WAS TOO SMALL. AND THEN RUDY
TOOK MY TIE AND USED IT FOR A JUMP ROPE.
AND THEN RUDY TOOK MY TIE AND USED IT FOR
A JUMP ROPE. >> DAD, IT'S REALLY NOT NICE
AND USED IT FOR A JUMP ROPE. >> DAD, IT'S
REALLY NOT NICE TO DEMAND PRESENTS FROM YOUR
DAD, IT'S REALLY NOT NICE TO
DEMAND PRESENTS FROM YOUR CHILDREN.
TO DEMAND PRESENTS FROM YOUR
CHILDREN. >> ALL I'M ASKING YOU ALL TO DO
CHILDREN. >> ALL I'M ASKING
YOU ALL TO DO IS THINK.
ALL I'M ASKING YOU ALL
TO DO IS THINK. >> THINK.
IS THINK. >> THINK.
THINK ABOUT WHAT?
THINK. >> THINK ABOUT
WHAT? >> I DON'T KNOW.
THINK ABOUT WHAT? >> I
DON'T KNOW. >> ABOUT WHO I AM
I DON'T KNOW. >> ABOUT
WHO I AM AND WHAT I AM.
ABOUT WHO I AM AND WHAT I AM.
YOU ALL HAVE LIVED WITH ME YOUR
AND WHAT I AM. YOU ALL HAVE LIVED
WITH ME YOUR WHOLE LIFE, AND YOU BUY
YOU ALL HAVE LIVED WITH ME YOUR WHOLE LIFE,
AND YOU BUY PRESENTS LIKE YOU JUST MET ME
WHOLE LIFE, AND YOU BUY PRESENTS
LIKE YOU JUST MET ME YESTERDAY.
PRESENTS LIKE YOU JUST MET ME
YESTERDAY. YOU'VE GOT 6 MONTHS.
YESTERDAY. YOU'VE GOT 6
MONTHS. SEND AWAY FOR CATALOGS.
YOU'VE GOT 6 MONTHS. SEND AWAY
FOR CATALOGS. GO TO TRADE SHOWS.
SEND AWAY FOR CATALOGS. GO
TO TRADE SHOWS. LOOK AROUND.
GO TO TRADE SHOWS. LOOK AROUND.
AND MAYBE IF YOU SEE TWO THINGS
LOOK AROUND. AND MAYBE IF YOU SEE TWO
THINGS AND YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT WHICH
AND MAYBE IF YOU SEE TWO THINGS AND YOU'RE
CONFUSED ABOUT WHICH ONE TO GET, DON'T TORTURE
AND YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT WHICH ONE TO
GET, DON'T TORTURE YOURSELF, GET 'EM BOTH.
ONE TO GET, DON'T TORTURE YOURSELF,
GET 'EM BOTH. >> YEAH, BUT DAD?
YOURSELF, GET 'EM BOTH. >> YEAH,
BUT DAD? ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT THIS?
YEAH, BUT DAD? ARE YOU
SERIOUS ABOUT THIS? [LAUGHING]
ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT
THIS? [LAUGHING] >> LOOK AT ME.
[LAUGHING] >> LOOK AT
ME. NOW WOULD YOU GO OUT
LOOK AT ME. NOW WOULD YOU GO
OUT IN THE STREET LOOKING LIKE THIS?
NOW WOULD YOU GO OUT IN THE
STREET LOOKING LIKE THIS? >> NO.
IN THE STREET LOOKING LIKE THIS? >>
NO. >> SEE, THERE'S THE DIFFERENCE.
NO. >> SEE, THERE'S
THE DIFFERENCE. I WOULD.
SEE, THERE'S THE DIFFERENCE.
I WOULD. I WOULD GO OUTSIDE
I WOULD. I WOULD GO
OUTSIDE LOOKING LIKE THIS.
I WOULD GO OUTSIDE
LOOKING LIKE THIS. WHY?
LOOKING LIKE THIS. WHY?
BECAUSE MY CHILDREN BOUGHT THIS
WHY? BECAUSE MY CHILDREN
BOUGHT THIS FOR ME, AND I LOVE 'EM.
BECAUSE MY CHILDREN BOUGHT THIS FOR ME,
AND I LOVE 'EM. NOW ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA
FOR ME, AND I LOVE 'EM. NOW ONE
DAY YOU'RE GONNA BECOME A FATHER.
NOW ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA
BECOME A FATHER. YOU'RE GOING TO GET
BECOME A FATHER. YOU'RE
GOING TO GET ALL OF THESE THINGS
YOU'RE GOING TO GET ALL OF
THESE THINGS FOR FATHER'S DAY.
ALL OF THESE THINGS
FOR FATHER'S DAY. WHY?
FOR FATHER'S DAY. WHY?
BECAUSE I'M COMING OVER TO YOUR
WHY? BECAUSE I'M COMING OVER TO
YOUR HOUSE AND I'M SELLING THESE
BECAUSE I'M COMING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE
AND I'M SELLING THESE TO YOUR CHILDREN.
HOUSE AND I'M SELLING THESE TO YOUR
CHILDREN. >> DAD, I'D LIKE TO GET YOU
TO YOUR CHILDREN. >> DAD, I'D LIKE TO
GET YOU BETTER THINGS, BUT I JUST DON'T
DAD, I'D LIKE TO GET YOU BETTER
THINGS, BUT I JUST DON'T HAVE THE MONEY.
BETTER THINGS, BUT I JUST DON'T HAVE
THE MONEY. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT A LOT
HAVE THE MONEY. I'M NOT
TALKING ABOUT A LOT OF MONEY.
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT A LOT
OF MONEY. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
OF MONEY. I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT AN APARTMENT BUILDING
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT AN APARTMENT
BUILDING OR A TRAILER HOME, JUST A SIMPLE
AN APARTMENT BUILDING OR A TRAILER
HOME, JUST A SIMPLE BOUQUET OF FLOWERS.
OR A TRAILER HOME, JUST A SIMPLE BOUQUET
OF FLOWERS. >> OKAY, I'LL GET YOU FLOWERS.
BOUQUET OF FLOWERS. >> OKAY, I'LL
GET YOU FLOWERS. NO, DAD, I UNDERSTAND.
OKAY, I'LL GET YOU FLOWERS. NO, DAD, I
UNDERSTAND. AND DAD, SORRY ABOUT THAT TIE.
NO, DAD, I UNDERSTAND. AND DAD, SORRY
ABOUT THAT TIE. >> IT'S ALL RIGHT, SON.
AND DAD, SORRY ABOUT THAT TIE. >> IT'S
ALL RIGHT, SON. SOMEWHERE THERE'S A SUIT
IT'S ALL RIGHT, SON. SOMEWHERE
THERE'S A SUIT THAT GOES WITH THIS TIE.
SOMEWHERE THERE'S A SUIT THAT GOES
WITH THIS TIE. BUT DON'T GET THE SUIT.
YOU KNOW, DAD'S RIGHT. WE HAVEN'T
DONE A VERY GOOD JOB FOR FATHER'S DAY.
WE HAVEN'T DONE A VERY GOOD
JOB FOR FATHER'S DAY. >> YEAH.
FOR FATHER'S DAY. >> YEAH.
MOM ONCE GAVE ME $20 TO BUY HIM
YEAH. MOM ONCE GAVE
ME $20 TO BUY HIM A PRESENT.
MOM ONCE GAVE ME $20 TO BUY HIM A
PRESENT. I BOUGHT MYSELF A BRACELET
A PRESENT. I BOUGHT MYSELF A
BRACELET FOR $16 AND GOT HIM SOME
I BOUGHT MYSELF A BRACELET FOR
$16 AND GOT HIM SOME $4 CUFF LINKS.
FOR $16 AND GOT HIM SOME $4 CUFF
LINKS. >> OH, COME ON YOU GUYS,
$4 CUFF LINKS. >> OH, COME ON YOU
GUYS, DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELVES.
OH, COME ON YOU GUYS, DON'T BE SO
HARD ON YOURSELVES. ALL KIDS ARE LIKE THAT
DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELVES.
ALL KIDS ARE LIKE THAT ON FATHER'S DAY.
ALL KIDS ARE LIKE THAT ON FATHER'S
DAY. >> WELL, I SAY WE CAN BE
ON FATHER'S DAY. >> WELL, I SAY
WE CAN BE THE FIRST KIDS IN HISTORY
WELL, I SAY WE CAN BE THE FIRST KIDS
IN HISTORY TO ACTUALLY GET OUR FATHER
THE FIRST KIDS IN HISTORY TO ACTUALLY GET
OUR FATHER SOMETHING HE CAN REALLY USE.
TO ACTUALLY GET OUR FATHER SOMETHING
HE CAN REALLY USE. >> YEAH, WE'LL BE LIKE
SOMETHING HE CAN REALLY USE.
YEAH, WE'LL BE LIKE PIONEERS.
YEAH, WE'LL BE LIKE PIONEERS.
WHY DON'T WE START LOOKING
PIONEERS. WHY DON'T
WE START LOOKING TODAY?
WHY DON'T WE START LOOKING
TODAY? >> ARE YOU KIDDING?
TODAY? >> ARE YOU
KIDDING? >> COME ON, DENISE,
ARE YOU KIDDING? >> COME
ON, DENISE, IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
COME ON, DENISE, IT'S
A GREAT IDEA. >> ALL RIGHT.
IT'S A GREAT IDEA. >> ALL RIGHT.
I'LL GO ASK MOM IF SHE'LL TAKE
ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO ASK MOM IF SHE'LL
TAKE US SHOPPING AFTER SCHOOL TODAY.
I'LL GO ASK MOM IF SHE'LL TAKE US SHOPPING
AFTER SCHOOL TODAY. >> I'M GETTING HIM TENNIS
US SHOPPING AFTER SCHOOL TODAY. >> I'M
GETTING HIM TENNIS BALLS, AND I DON'T CARE
I'M GETTING HIM TENNIS BALLS,
AND I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY COST.
[MUSIC]
MOM, YOU LOOK TIRED. >> WELL, I
DON'T KNOW WHY I SHOULD LOOK TIRED.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY I SHOULD
LOOK TIRED. I'VE ONLY SPENT THE LAST
I SHOULD LOOK TIRED. I'VE ONLY SPENT
THE LAST 3 HOURS CARRYING 4 KIDS
I'VE ONLY SPENT THE LAST 3 HOURS
CARRYING 4 KIDS IN AND OUT OF EVERY STORE
3 HOURS CARRYING 4 KIDS IN AND
OUT OF EVERY STORE IN NEW YORK CITY.
IN AND OUT OF EVERY STORE IN NEW YORK
CITY. >> MOM, YOU GOTTA GET PSYCHED.
IN NEW YORK CITY. >> MOM, YOU GOTTA GET
PSYCHED. YOU'VE GOT TO THINK OF THE LOOK
MOM, YOU GOTTA GET PSYCHED. YOU'VE GOT TO
THINK OF THE LOOK ON DAD'S FACE WHEN HE GETS
YOU'VE GOT TO THINK OF THE LOOK ON
DAD'S FACE WHEN HE GETS THE PERFECT GIFT.
ON DAD'S FACE WHEN HE GETS THE
PERFECT GIFT. >> MAY I HELP YOU?
THE PERFECT GIFT. >> MAY I HELP
YOU? >> WHERE ARE YOUR TENNIS BALLS?
MAY I HELP YOU? >> WHERE ARE
YOUR TENNIS BALLS? >> WE DON'T CARRY
WHERE ARE YOUR TENNIS BALLS? >>
WE DON'T CARRY TENNIS BALLS, HONEY.
WE DON'T CARRY TENNIS BALLS,
HONEY. SCHMIDDAUER'S IS MORE
TENNIS BALLS, HONEY. SCHMIDDAUER'S
IS MORE OF A SPECIALTY STORE.
SCHMIDDAUER'S IS MORE OF A SPECIALTY
STORE. >> WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOME GIFTS
OF A SPECIALTY STORE. >> WE'RE
LOOKING FOR SOME GIFTS FOR MY HUSBAND.
WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOME GIFTS FOR
MY HUSBAND. >> DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING
FOR MY HUSBAND. >> DID YOU HAVE
SOMETHING IN MIND, OR WOULD YOU LIKE ME
DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN MIND, OR WOULD
YOU LIKE ME TO SHOW YOU SOME OF OUR MORE
IN MIND, OR WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SHOW YOU
SOME OF OUR MORE POPULAR CHRISTMAS ITEMS?
TO SHOW YOU SOME OF OUR MORE
POPULAR CHRISTMAS ITEMS? >> OH, THIS IS
POPULAR CHRISTMAS ITEMS?
OH, THIS IS FOR FATHER'S DAY.
OH, THIS IS FOR FATHER'S
DAY. >> AVOIDING THE RUSH?
FOR FATHER'S DAY. >> AVOIDING THE
RUSH? >> I THINK WE'LL JUST BROWSE.
HEY, EXCUSE ME, HOW
MUCH IS THIS? >> $299.50.
HOW MUCH IS THIS? >>
$299.50. >> FOR A TOOL KIT?
$299.50. >> FOR A TOOL
KIT? >> IT IS THE COMPLETE
FOR A TOOL KIT? >> IT IS
THE COMPLETE HOME TOOL KIT.
IT IS THE COMPLETE HOME TOOL
KIT. >> NOW I SAW THE SAME THING
HOME TOOL KIT. >> NOW I SAW
THE SAME THING ON TV FOR $19.95.
NOW I SAW THE SAME THING ON TV
FOR $19.95. >> THE TOOLS ARE $19,95.
ON TV FOR $19.95. >> THE TOOLS ARE
$19,95. THE SCHMIDDAUER NAME IS $280.
THE TOOLS ARE $19,95. THE SCHMIDDAUER
NAME IS $280. >> I'LL JUST TAKE THE TOOLS.
THE SCHMIDDAUER NAME IS $280. >> I'LL JUST
TAKE THE TOOLS. >> THEY'RE NOT SOLD SEPARATELY.
I'LL JUST TAKE THE TOOLS. >> THEY'RE NOT SOLD
SEPARATELY. >> THEO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING HIM
THEY'RE NOT SOLD SEPARATELY. >>
THEO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING HIM TOOLS.
THEO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING HIM
TOOLS. >> I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT.
TOOLS. >> I WAS THINKING ABOUT
IT. >> IF YOU DO, HE'S GONNA START
I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT. >> IF YOU DO,
HE'S GONNA START FIXING THINGS ALL OVER
IF YOU DO, HE'S GONNA START
FIXING THINGS ALL OVER THE HOUSE.
FIXING THINGS ALL OVER THE
HOUSE. >> THAT'S WHAT HE LIKES TO DO.
THE HOUSE. >> THAT'S WHAT HE LIKES
TO DO. >> HE ALSO LIKES TO HAVE YOU
THAT'S WHAT HE LIKES TO DO. >>
HE ALSO LIKES TO HAVE YOU HELP HIM.
HE ALSO LIKES TO HAVE YOU
HELP HIM. THEO, IN THIS BOX ARE YOUR
HELP HIM. THEO, IN THIS
BOX ARE YOUR WEEKENDS.
EXCUSE ME, MISS.
WHAT IS THIS? >> OH, THAT IS
WHAT IS THIS? >> OH, THAT
IS A FOOT-WARMING BAG.
OH, THAT IS A FOOT-WARMING
BAG. >> DO YOU THINK MY DAD
A FOOT-WARMING BAG. >> DO
YOU THINK MY DAD WOULD LIKE IT?
DO YOU THINK MY DAD WOULD
LIKE IT? >> OF COURSE HE WOULD.
WOULD LIKE IT? >> OF COURSE
HE WOULD. >> I'LL KEEP LOOKING.
OF COURSE HE WOULD. >>
I'LL KEEP LOOKING. >> GOOD GIRL.
I'LL KEEP LOOKING. >> GOOD
GIRL. >> OH, I SEE YOU FOUND
GOOD GIRL. >> OH, I SEE YOU
FOUND THE SCHMIDDAUER COMPACT
OH, I SEE YOU FOUND THE
SCHMIDDAUER COMPACT FISHING KIT.
THE SCHMIDDAUER COMPACT FISHING
KIT. >> WELL, MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS
FISHING KIT. >> WELL, MY HUSBAND IS
ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT GOING FISHING.
WELL, MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT
GOING FISHING. >> I GOT ONE FOR MY HUSBAND,
TALKING ABOUT GOING FISHING. >> I GOT ONE
FOR MY HUSBAND, AND HE'S VERY HAPPY WITH IT.
I GOT ONE FOR MY HUSBAND, AND HE'S
VERY HAPPY WITH IT. FISHING RELAXES HIM.
AND HE'S VERY HAPPY WITH IT. FISHING
RELAXES HIM. >> OH, THAT'S JUST WHAT
FISHING RELAXES HIM. >> OH,
THAT'S JUST WHAT CLIFF COULD USE.
OH, THAT'S JUST WHAT CLIFF
COULD USE. >> ALBERT'S GOTTEN TO BE
CLIFF COULD USE. >> ALBERT'S
GOTTEN TO BE A REAL FISHERMAN.
ALBERT'S GOTTEN TO BE A REAL
FISHERMAN. SOMETIMES HE'LL CATCH
A REAL FISHERMAN. SOMETIMES
HE'LL CATCH A DOZEN FISH.
SOMETIMES HE'LL CATCH
A DOZEN FISH. >> GREAT.
A DOZEN FISH. >>
GREAT. >> YES, IT IS.
GREAT. >> YES, IT IS.
UNTIL HE BRINGS THEM HOME.
YES, IT IS. UNTIL HE BRINGS
THEM HOME. >> I DON'T THINK WE'RE
UNTIL HE BRINGS THEM HOME. >> I
DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS.
I DON'T THINK WE'RE
GONNA TAKE THIS. >> HEY MOM.
GONNA TAKE THIS. >> HEY
MOM. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HEY MOM. WHAT DO YOU
THINK? IT'S AN AUTOMATIC POTATO
WHAT DO YOU THINK? IT'S AN
AUTOMATIC POTATO PEELER.
IT'S AN AUTOMATIC POTATO
PEELER. >> NOW, YOU KNOW THAT'S
PEELER. >> NOW, YOU
KNOW THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.
NOW, YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT A BAD
IDEA. HE LOVES MAKING HASH BROWNS.
NOT A BAD IDEA. HE LOVES MAKING
HASH BROWNS. >> HOW MUCH?
HE LOVES MAKING HASH
BROWNS. >> HOW MUCH? >> $54.50.
HOW MUCH? >> $54.50. >>
NOW I SAW THE SAME THING
$54.50. >> NOW I SAW THE SAME
THING ON TV FOR $19.95 AND THEY THREW
NOW I SAW THE SAME THING ON TV FOR
$19.95 AND THEY THREW IN A SET OF KNIVES.
ON TV FOR $19.95 AND THEY THREW IN
A SET OF KNIVES. >> OH, COME ON, THEO.
IN A SET OF KNIVES. >> OH, COME
ON, THEO. IT PROBABLY WASN'T
OH, COME ON, THEO. IT PROBABLY
WASN'T THE SAME POTATO PEELER.
IT PROBABLY WASN'T THE SAME
POTATO PEELER. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD GO
THE SAME POTATO PEELER. >> MAYBE
WE SHOULD GO TO ANOTHER STORE.
MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TO ANOTHER
STORE. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL THIS
TO ANOTHER STORE. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD
CALL THIS WHOLE THING OFF, AND YOUR
MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL THIS WHOLE THING OFF,
AND YOUR FATHER SHOULD WAIT FOR FATHER'S
WHOLE THING OFF, AND YOUR FATHER SHOULD WAIT
FOR FATHER'S DAY JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
FATHER SHOULD WAIT FOR FATHER'S DAY JUST
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. >> NOW WAIT A MINUTE.
DAY JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. >> NOW WAIT
A MINUTE. YOU ARE A NICE LADY, AND YOU'RE
NOW WAIT A MINUTE. YOU ARE A NICE LADY,
AND YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A FAMILY IN PANIC.
YOU ARE A NICE LADY, AND YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A
FAMILY IN PANIC. NOW I HAVE BEEN HERE MANY
OBVIOUSLY A FAMILY IN PANIC.
NOW I HAVE BEEN HERE MANY YEARS.
NOW I HAVE BEEN HERE
MANY YEARS. I CAN HELP YOU.
YEARS. I CAN HELP YOU.
WELL, WE CERTAINLY
I CAN HELP YOU. >> WELL,
WE CERTAINLY COULD USE IT.
WELL, WE CERTAINLY
COULD USE IT. >> NO PROBLEM.
COULD USE IT. >> NO
PROBLEM. I LIKE YOUR KIDS.
NO PROBLEM. I LIKE YOUR KIDS.
AND I HOPE YOU ALL COME BACK
I LIKE YOUR KIDS. AND I HOPE YOU ALL
COME BACK IN JUNE WHEN YOU DO YOUR
AND I HOPE YOU ALL COME BACK IN JUNE
WHEN YOU DO YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING.
IN JUNE WHEN YOU DO YOUR
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. [MUSIC]
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING.
[MUSIC] [KNOCKING]
[MUSIC] [KNOCKING] >> COME IN.
[KNOCKING] >> COME
IN. >> DR. HUXTABLE.
COME IN. >>
DR. HUXTABLE. >> OH, MRS. LEE.
DR. HUXTABLE. >> OH, MRS.
LEE. >> I BROUGHT MY HUSBAND IN
OH, MRS. LEE. >> I BROUGHT MY
HUSBAND IN SO YOU CAN TALK TO HIM.
I BROUGHT MY HUSBAND IN SO YOU CAN
TALK TO HIM. >> BEN, THIS IS DR. HUXTABLE.
SO YOU CAN TALK TO HIM. >> BEN,
THIS IS DR. HUXTABLE. >> DR. HUXTABLE,
BEN, THIS IS DR. HUXTABLE. >>
DR. HUXTABLE, THIS IS MY HUSBAND BEN.
DR. HUXTABLE, THIS IS MY
HUSBAND BEN. >> BEN, HOW ARE YA?
THIS IS MY HUSBAND BEN. >> BEN,
HOW ARE YA? >> NICE MEETING YA.
BEN, HOW ARE YA? >>
NICE MEETING YA. >> GOOD.
NICE MEETING YA. >> GOOD.
WELL, I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE
GOOD. >> WELL, I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE
SO YOU TWO CAN GET TO KNOW
WELL, I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE SO YOU
TWO CAN GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
SO YOU TWO CAN GET TO KNOW EACH
OTHER. >> MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
EACH OTHER. >> MAKE
YOURSELF AT HOME. >> THANK YOU.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. >>
THANK YOU. >> LIKE SOME COFFEE?
THANK YOU. >> LIKE
SOME COFFEE? >> SURE.
LIKE SOME COFFEE? >>
SURE. CREAM, NO SUGAR.
SURE. CREAM, NO
SUGAR. >> CREAM, NO SUGAR.
CREAM, NO SUGAR. >> CREAM, NO
SUGAR. WELL, YOUR WIFE IS HEALTHY.
CREAM, NO SUGAR. WELL, YOUR WIFE IS
HEALTHY. YOU MUST BE A VERY PROUD MAN.
WELL, YOUR WIFE IS HEALTHY. YOU MUST BE A
VERY PROUD MAN. YEAH, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
YOU MUST BE A VERY PROUD MAN. YEAH, WE'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR THIS BABY FOR A LONG TIME, DOC.
YEAH, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS BABY FOR A
LONG TIME, DOC. >> AH, YOU MUST BE TICKLED.
THIS BABY FOR A LONG TIME, DOC. >> AH,
YOU MUST BE TICKLED. >> YOU GOT KIDS?
AH, YOU MUST BE TICKLED. >>
YOU GOT KIDS? >> OH YEAH, FIVE.
YOU GOT KIDS? >> OH
YEAH, FIVE. >> ALL RIGHT.
OH YEAH, FIVE. >> ALL
RIGHT. KEEP THEM BAREFOOT
ALL RIGHT. KEEP THEM
BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT.
KEEP THEM BAREFOOT AND
PREGNANT. >> BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT?
AND PREGNANT. >> BAREFOOT AND
PREGNANT? >> I'M AN OLD-FASHIONED
BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT? >> I'M
AN OLD-FASHIONED KIND OF GUY, DOC.
I'M AN OLD-FASHIONED KIND OF
GUY, DOC. >> I THOUGHT THEY DIED OUT
KIND OF GUY, DOC. >> I THOUGHT
THEY DIED OUT A LONG TIME AGO.
I THOUGHT THEY DIED OUT A LONG
TIME AGO. >> I'VE DONE A LOT OF THINGS,
A LONG TIME AGO. >> I'VE
DONE A LOT OF THINGS, DOC.
I'VE DONE A LOT OF THINGS,
DOC. FOUR YEARS IN THE MARINES,
DOC. FOUR YEARS IN THE MARINES,
TWO YEARS UP ON A PIPELINE.
FOUR YEARS IN THE MARINES, TWO YEARS UP ON
A PIPELINE. BUT THERE'S NOTHING LIKE HAVING
TWO YEARS UP ON A PIPELINE. BUT THERE'S NOTHING
LIKE HAVING A PREGNANT WIFE TO REALLY PROVE
BUT THERE'S NOTHING LIKE HAVING A
PREGNANT WIFE TO REALLY PROVE YOUR MANHOOD.
A PREGNANT WIFE TO REALLY PROVE
YOUR MANHOOD. >> PROVE YOUR MANHOOD?
YOUR MANHOOD. >> PROVE YOUR
MANHOOD? >> I TOLD THE WIFE, I WANT
PROVE YOUR MANHOOD? >> I TOLD THE
WIFE, I WANT TO HAVE A LARGE FAMILY, LOTS
I TOLD THE WIFE, I WANT TO HAVE A LARGE
FAMILY, LOTS OF KIDS AND EVERY ONE OF THEM'S
TO HAVE A LARGE FAMILY, LOTS OF KIDS AND EVERY
ONE OF THEM'S GONNA KNOW THAT I AM THE BOSS.
OF KIDS AND EVERY ONE OF THEM'S GONNA KNOW
THAT I AM THE BOSS. >> WELL, MR. LEE, THE ONLY
GONNA KNOW THAT I AM THE BOSS. >> WELL,
MR. LEE, THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THAT IS THAT
WELL, MR. LEE, THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH
THAT IS THAT THE MORE KIDS YOU HAVE, IT'S
PROBLEM WITH THAT IS THAT THE MORE KIDS YOU
HAVE, IT'S THE MORE PEOPLE WHO WILL TELL
THE MORE KIDS YOU HAVE, IT'S THE MORE PEOPLE
WHO WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS.
THE MORE PEOPLE WHO WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU
ARE NOT THE BOSS. >> DOC, I'M TELLING YA,
YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS.
DOC, I'M TELLING YA, I'M THE BOSS.
DOC, I'M TELLING YA, I'M THE
BOSS. >> MR. LEE, I USED TO THINK
I'M THE BOSS. >> MR. LEE, I USED
TO THINK THAT I WAS GOING TO BE
MR. LEE, I USED TO THINK
THAT I WAS GOING TO BE THE BOSS.
THAT I WAS GOING TO BE THE
BOSS. I DON'T KNOW HOW I LOST IT.
THE BOSS. I DON'T KNOW HOW I
LOST IT. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I LOST IT.
I DON'T KNOW HOW I LOST IT. I DON'T KNOW
WHERE I LOST IT. I DON'T THINK I EVER HAD IT.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I LOST IT. I DON'T THINK
I EVER HAD IT. >> WELL LOOK, THAT'S NOT GONNA
I DON'T THINK I EVER HAD IT. >> WELL
LOOK, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN TO ME.
WELL LOOK, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN
TO ME. >> OKAY, NOW WHEN YOU GO BACK
HAPPEN TO ME. >> OKAY, NOW WHEN YOU
GO BACK HOME WITH YOUR WIFE AND YOU
OKAY, NOW WHEN YOU GO BACK HOME WITH
YOUR WIFE AND YOU STAND IN THE LIVING ROOM,
HOME WITH YOUR WIFE AND YOU STAND
IN THE LIVING ROOM, I WANT YOU TO SAY,
STAND IN THE LIVING ROOM, I WANT
YOU TO SAY, "I DON'T LIKE THESE DRAPES."
I WANT YOU TO SAY, "I DON'T LIKE THESE
DRAPES." >> I DON'T LIKE THESE DRAPES.
"I DON'T LIKE THESE DRAPES." >> I DON'T LIKE
THESE DRAPES. >> THEN I WANT YOU TO GO OVER
I DON'T LIKE THESE DRAPES. >> THEN I WANT
YOU TO GO OVER TO THE TELEPHONE, PICK IT UP
THEN I WANT YOU TO GO OVER TO THE
TELEPHONE, PICK IT UP AND ORDER NEW DRAPES.
TO THE TELEPHONE, PICK IT UP
AND ORDER NEW DRAPES. >> WELL...
AND ORDER NEW DRAPES. >>
WELL... >> AH, YOU CAN'T DO, CAN YOU?
WELL... >> AH, YOU
CAN'T DO, CAN YOU? >> NO.
AH, YOU CAN'T DO,
CAN YOU? >> NO. >> WHY?
NO. >> WHY? >>
WE HAVE BLINDS.
WHY? >> WE HAVE BLINDS. >>
BUT NOW YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND
WE HAVE BLINDS. >> BUT NOW YOU
GOTTA UNDERSTAND THAT THE DAYS OF BEING
BUT NOW YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND THAT
THE DAYS OF BEING THE BOSS, THE BAREFOOT
THAT THE DAYS OF BEING THE BOSS, THE
BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT, I MEAN THAT'S
THE BOSS, THE BAREFOOT AND
PREGNANT, I MEAN THAT'S 30 YEARS AGO.
AND PREGNANT, I MEAN THAT'S 30 YEARS
AGO. THE OLD-FASHIONED MAN IS OUT.
30 YEARS AGO. THE OLD-FASHIONED
MAN IS OUT. THERE'S MORE TO THIS
THE OLD-FASHIONED MAN IS OUT. THERE'S
MORE TO THIS RELATIONSHIP THAN BEING
THERE'S MORE TO THIS
RELATIONSHIP THAN BEING THE BOSS.
RELATIONSHIP THAN BEING
THE BOSS. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS.
THE BOSS. YOU'RE NOT THE
BOSS. SHE WON'T BE THE BOSS.
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS. SHE WON'T BE
THE BOSS. THE BOSS WILL BE THAT BABY.
SHE WON'T BE THE BOSS. THE BOSS WILL
BE THAT BABY. I'VE BEEN MARRIED 20 YEARS,
THE BOSS WILL BE THAT BABY. I'VE BEEN MARRIED
20 YEARS, MR. LEE, AND EACH DAY MY WIFE
I'VE BEEN MARRIED 20 YEARS, MR. LEE, AND EACH
DAY MY WIFE AND I GO GROW CLOSER AND CLOSER
MR. LEE, AND EACH DAY MY WIFE AND I
GO GROW CLOSER AND CLOSER TOGETHER.
AND I GO GROW CLOSER AND
CLOSER TOGETHER. MAINLY BECAUSE
TOGETHER. MAINLY BECAUSE
WE'RE AFRAID OF THE CHILDREN.
MAINLY BECAUSE WE'RE
AFRAID OF THE CHILDREN. [MUSIC]
CLIFF! >> HEY. >> CLIFF!
HEY. >> CLIFF! >>
WHAT'S GOING ON?
CLIFF! >> WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WHAT'S GOING ON? >> WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE AT THE HOSPITAL MAKING YOUR ROUNDS,
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE
HOSPITAL MAKING YOUR ROUNDS, HONEY.
THE HOSPITAL MAKING YOUR
ROUNDS, HONEY. >> OH, REALLY?
HONEY. >> OH, REALLY?
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
OH, REALLY? >> HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY. STOP IT, STOP IT.
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. STOP IT, STOP
IT. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
STOP IT, STOP IT. >> WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO? >> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? >> YOU'RE
NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HOME FOR 10 MINUTES.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HOME
FOR 10 MINUTES. >> OKAY, WHAT KIND OF TRICK
TO BE HOME FOR 10 MINUTES. >>
OKAY, WHAT KIND OF TRICK IS THIS?
OKAY, WHAT KIND OF
TRICK IS THIS? >> OKAY.
IS THIS? >> OKAY. I
WANT YOU TO GO ACROSS
OKAY. I WANT YOU TO GO ACROSS
THE STREET AND STAND OVER THERE.
I WANT YOU TO GO ACROSS THE STREET
AND STAND OVER THERE. AND I'LL WAVE TO YOU.
THE STREET AND STAND OVER THERE. AND
I'LL WAVE TO YOU. >> ACROSS THE STREET?
AND I'LL WAVE TO YOU. >> ACROSS
THE STREET? >> YEAH, I'LL WAVE TO YOU.
ACROSS THE STREET? >> YEAH,
I'LL WAVE TO YOU. >> IT'S 18 DEGREES.
YEAH, I'LL WAVE TO YOU. >> IT'S
18 DEGREES. >> OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY.
IT'S 18 DEGREES. >> OH, HONEY,
I'M SORRY. HERE, TAKE THIS, BE WARM.
OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY. HERE,
TAKE THIS, BE WARM. [KNOCKING]
HERE, TAKE THIS, BE WARM.
[KNOCKING] >> DEAR, I MEAN,
[KNOCKING] >> DEAR, I
MEAN, WHAT IS GOING ON?
DEAR, I MEAN, WHAT IS
GOING ON? >> OH, CLIFF, COME ON.
WHAT IS GOING ON? >> OH, CLIFF, COME
ON. THE KIDS WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU
OH, CLIFF, COME ON. THE KIDS WANTED
TO SURPRISE YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY.
THE KIDS WANTED TO SURPRISE
YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY. >> THEY DID?
FOR FATHER'S DAY. >> THEY
DID? THEY WENT OUT TODAY
THEY DID? THEY WENT OUT
TODAY AND BOUGHT ME PRESENTS?
THEY WENT OUT TODAY AND BOUGHT ME
PRESENTS? >> THEY WENT OUT SHOPPING ALL
AND BOUGHT ME PRESENTS? >> THEY WENT OUT
SHOPPING ALL AFTERNOON FROM STORE TO STORE.
THEY WENT OUT SHOPPING ALL AFTERNOON
FROM STORE TO STORE. >> I HAVE GREAT KIDS.
AFTERNOON FROM STORE TO STORE.
I HAVE GREAT KIDS. >> YES, YOU DO.
I HAVE GREAT KIDS. >> YES,
YOU DO. >> WHAT'D THEY GET ME?
YES, YOU DO. >> WHAT'D THEY
GET ME? >> OH, NO, NO, NO, UH-UH.
WHAT'D THEY GET ME? >>
OH, NO, NO, NO, UH-UH. QUICK.
OH, NO, NO, NO,
UH-UH. QUICK. >> OKAY.
QUICK. >> OKAY. >> PUT
THIS AROUND YOUR NECK.
OKAY. >> PUT THIS
AROUND YOUR NECK. >> RIGHT.
PUT THIS AROUND YOUR NECK.
RIGHT. >> OKAY, GET OUTSIDE
RIGHT. >> OKAY, GET OUTSIDE
AND WAIT 'TIL I CALL FOR YOU.
OKAY, GET OUTSIDE AND WAIT 'TIL I
CALL FOR YOU. >> IS RALPH EDWARDS
AND WAIT 'TIL I CALL FOR YOU. >> IS
RALPH EDWARDS GONNA BE HERE?
IS RALPH EDWARDS GONNA
BE HERE? >> YOU GET OUT.
GONNA BE HERE? >> YOU
GET OUT. OKAY KIDS, HURRY UP!
YOU GET OUT. OKAY KIDS, HURRY
UP! COME DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT AWAY.
OKAY KIDS, HURRY UP! COME
DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT AWAY. >> IS HE HOME?
COME DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT AWAY. >>
IS HE HOME? >> NO, BUT I THINK HE'LL BE
IS HE HOME? >> NO, BUT I THINK
HE'LL BE HERE AT ANY MOMENT.
NO, BUT I THINK HE'LL BE HERE AT ANY
MOMENT. >> MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!
HERE AT ANY MOMENT. >> MAN, THIS IS GONNA
BE GREAT! >> OKAY, NOW EVERYBODY SIT DOWN
MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT! >> OKAY,
NOW EVERYBODY SIT DOWN AND GET READY.
OKAY, NOW EVERYBODY SIT DOWN
AND GET READY. >> OH, I FORGOT TO SIGN
AND GET READY. >> OH, I
FORGOT TO SIGN HIS CARD.
OH, I FORGOT TO SIGN
HIS CARD. >> HURRY UP.
HIS CARD. >> HURRY
UP. >> I THINK I HEAR HIM!
HURRY UP. >> I
THINK I HEAR HIM! >> HI.
I THINK I HEAR HIM!
HI. >> SURPRISE!
HI. >> SURPRISE! >>
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!
SURPRISE! >> HAPPY FATHER'S
DAY! >> OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! >> OH, YOU
SHOULDN'T HAVE! >> YOU MADE US.
OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! >>
YOU MADE US. >> GOLLY, THIS IS
YOU MADE US. >> GOLLY,
THIS IS REALLY WONDERFUL.
GOLLY, THIS IS REALLY
WONDERFUL. >> OPEN 'EM, OPEN 'EM!
REALLY WONDERFUL. >> OPEN
'EM, OPEN 'EM! >> OKAY, OKAY!
OPEN 'EM, OPEN 'EM!
OKAY, OKAY! >> AH, BOY.
OKAY, OKAY! >> AH, BOY. OKAY.
AH, BOY. OKAY. "TO A
GREAT DAD ON FATHER'S DAY,
OKAY. "TO A GREAT DAD ON
FATHER'S DAY, EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T.
"TO A GREAT DAD ON FATHER'S DAY,
EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T. LOVE VANESSA."
EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T. LOVE
VANESSA." >> HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
LOVE VANESSA." >> HOPE YOU
LIKE IT. >> OH, YOU KNOW I WILL.
HOPE YOU LIKE IT. >>
OH, YOU KNOW I WILL. THINK.
OH, YOU KNOW I
WILL. THINK. THINK.
THERE'S MORE!
YEAH.
IT'S THE COMPLETE HOME WEATHER
STATION. >> I HAVE NOTHING LIKE THIS.
HOME WEATHER STATION. >> I HAVE NOTHING
LIKE THIS. >> DAD, YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE
I HAVE NOTHING LIKE THIS. >> DAD, YOU KNOW
HOW YOU'RE ALWAYS ASKING ME WHAT IT'S LIKE
DAD, YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE ALWAYS
ASKING ME WHAT IT'S LIKE OUT THERE.
ALWAYS ASKING ME WHAT IT'S LIKE OUT
THERE. WELL, THIS IS GONNA TELL YOU.
OUT THERE. WELL, THIS IS
GONNA TELL YOU. >> UH-HUH.
WELL, THIS IS GONNA TELL
YOU. >> UH-HUH. THANK YOU.
UH-HUH. THANK YOU.
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY.
THANK YOU. >> HAPPY
FATHER'S DAY. >> THAT'S MINE.
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY. >> THAT'S
MINE. >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS YOU?
THAT'S MINE. >> ALL
RIGHT, THIS IS YOU? >> YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS
YOU? >> YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT.
YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT.
"DEAR DADDY, IT'S NOT A TIE."
ALL RIGHT. "DEAR DADDY,
IT'S NOT A TIE." ALL RIGHT!
"DEAR DADDY, IT'S NOT A TIE."
ALL RIGHT! I LOVE [INAUDIBLE]
ALL RIGHT! I LOVE
[INAUDIBLE] IT'S NOT A TIE.
I LOVE [INAUDIBLE] IT'S
NOT A TIE. ALL RIGHT.
IT'S NOT A TIE. ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. OKAY. >> IT'S
AN ELECTRIC ICE-CREAM
OKAY. >> IT'S AN ELECTRIC
ICE-CREAM SCOOPER.
IT'S AN ELECTRIC ICE-CREAM
SCOOPER. >> OH, YEAH!
SCOOPER. >> OH, YEAH! >>
SEE THIS PART WARMS UP SO
OH, YEAH! >> SEE THIS PART WARMS
UP SO YOU WON'T HURT YOUR WRIST WHEN
SEE THIS PART WARMS UP SO YOU WON'T HURT YOUR
WRIST WHEN YOU'RE SCOOPING THE ICE CREAM.
YOU WON'T HURT YOUR WRIST WHEN YOU'RE
SCOOPING THE ICE CREAM. >> OH, THANK YOU.
YOU'RE SCOOPING THE ICE CREAM.
OH, THANK YOU. >> YOU LIKE IT?
OH, THANK YOU. >>
YOU LIKE IT? >> OH, I LOVE IT.
YOU LIKE IT? >> OH,
I LOVE IT. THANK YOU.
OH, I LOVE IT. THANK
YOU. >> HERE YOU GO, DAD,
THANK YOU. >> HERE YOU
GO, DAD, HERE YOU GO.
HERE YOU GO, DAD, HERE
YOU GO. >> ALL RIGHT, NOW.
HERE YOU GO. >> ALL
RIGHT, NOW. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, NOW. ALL
RIGHT. >> READ THE CARD FIRST.
ALL RIGHT. >> READ
THE CARD FIRST. >> OH.
READ THE CARD FIRST.
OH. "GONNA BE A FATHER?
OH. "GONNA BE A FATHER? IT
WILL COST YOU A PRETTY NOTE.
"GONNA BE A FATHER? IT WILL COST
YOU A PRETTY NOTE. ROCK A BYE BABY."
IT WILL COST YOU A PRETTY NOTE.
ROCK A BYE BABY." >> THEY DIDN'T HAVE
ROCK A BYE BABY." >> THEY DIDN'T
HAVE ANY FATHER'S DAY CARDS.
THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY
FATHER'S DAY CARDS. >> ALL RIGHT.
ANY FATHER'S DAY CARDS.
ALL RIGHT. SLIPPERS.
ALL RIGHT. SLIPPERS. >>
THEY'RE NOT JUST SLIPPERS,
SLIPPERS. >> THEY'RE
NOT JUST SLIPPERS, DAD.
THEY'RE NOT JUST SLIPPERS,
DAD. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO
DAD. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE TO
GO OUTSIDE IN THE MORNING AND GET
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE IN THE
MORNING AND GET THE PAPER WHEN IT'S RAINING?
OUTSIDE IN THE MORNING AND GET
THE PAPER WHEN IT'S RAINING? >> UH-HUH.
THE PAPER WHEN IT'S RAINING? >>
UH-HUH. >> NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
UH-HUH. >> NOW ALL
YOU HAVE TO DO IS THIS...
NOW ALL YOU HAVE
TO DO IS THIS... RUBBERS.
IS THIS... RUBBERS.
ALL RIGHT!
RUBBERS. >> ALL
RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
RUBBER SLIPPERS, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT! RUBBER SLIPPERS,
OKAY. AND WHERE'S YOUR CARD?
RUBBER SLIPPERS, OKAY. AND
WHERE'S YOUR CARD? NO CARD.
AND WHERE'S YOUR
CARD? NO CARD. ALL RIGHT.
NO CARD. ALL RIGHT.
DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!
ALL RIGHT. DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!
TENNIS BALLS!
DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!
TENNIS BALLS! >> I HOPE THEY'RE
TENNIS BALLS! >> I HOPE
THEY'RE THE RIGHT SIZE.
I HOPE THEY'RE THE RIGHT
SIZE. >> OH, YES, I'M SURE THEY'RE
THE RIGHT SIZE. >> OH, YES, I'M
SURE THEY'RE THE RIGHT SIZE.
OH, YES, I'M SURE THEY'RE
THE RIGHT SIZE. LET ME SEE.
THE RIGHT SIZE. LET ME SEE.
I LOOKED IN YOUR CLOSET,
LET ME SEE. >> I LOOKED IN YOUR
CLOSET, AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE LEFT.
I LOOKED IN YOUR CLOSET, AND THERE
WAS ONLY ONE LEFT. >> YOU KNOW THEY'RE
AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE LEFT. >>
YOU KNOW THEY'RE THE RIGHT SIZE!
YOU KNOW THEY'RE
THE RIGHT SIZE! >> CLIFF.
THE RIGHT SIZE! >> CLIFF.
OH, NOW WE'RE COOKING.
CLIFF. >> OH, NOW WE'RE COOKING.
"DEAR CLIFF, NO GIFT COULD EVER
OH, NOW WE'RE COOKING. "DEAR CLIFF, NO
GIFT COULD EVER EQUAL WHAT YOU'VE GIVEN
"DEAR CLIFF, NO GIFT COULD EVER
EQUAL WHAT YOU'VE GIVEN TO ALL OF US.
EQUAL WHAT YOU'VE GIVEN
TO ALL OF US. LOVE CLAIR."
TO ALL OF US.
LOVE CLAIR." OH, NO.
LOVE CLAIR." OH, NO.
IT'S AN EARLY EDITION
OH, NO. >> IT'S AN EARLY
EDITION OF THE DEBATES BETWEEN
IT'S AN EARLY EDITION OF THE
DEBATES BETWEEN ABRAHAM LINCOLN
OF THE DEBATES BETWEEN ABRAHAM
LINCOLN AND STEPHEN DOUGLAS.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND STEPHEN
DOUGLAS. >> OH, THIS IS GREAT.
AND STEPHEN DOUGLAS. >>
OH, THIS IS GREAT. THANK YOU.
OH, THIS IS GREAT. THANK
YOU. YOU KNOW, THESE ARE
THANK YOU. YOU KNOW, THESE ARE
THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
YOU KNOW, THESE ARE THE GREATEST
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS I'VE EVER GOTTEN FOR
THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
I'VE EVER GOTTEN FOR FATHER'S DAY.
I'VE EVER GOTTEN FOR FATHER'S
DAY. AND THE THING ABOUT IT IS YOU
FATHER'S DAY. AND THE THING
ABOUT IT IS YOU ALL DID IT BY THINKING.
AND THE THING ABOUT IT IS YOU
ALL DID IT BY THINKING. THANK YOU.
ALL DID IT BY THINKING. THANK
YOU. >> HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!
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