The Cosby Show (1984–1992): Season 1, Episode 12 - Rudy's Sick - full transcript

[MUSIC]

CALLING ALL PARTNERS, CALLING ALL NEW
LAW PARTNERS. COME ON DOWN AND GET YOUR

CALLING ALL NEW LAW PARTNERS.
COME ON DOWN AND GET YOUR BREAKFAST.

COME ON DOWN AND GET YOUR
BREAKFAST. >> I'M NOT A PARTNER YET.

BREAKFAST. >> I'M NOT A PARTNER
YET. >> AH, BUT YOU WILL BE AFTER

I'M NOT A PARTNER YET. >> AH, BUT YOU WILL
BE AFTER THIS MORNING AND THAT'S WHY YOU

AH, BUT YOU WILL BE AFTER THIS MORNING AND
THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE A GOOD HEARTY

THIS MORNING AND THAT'S WHY YOU
SHOULD HAVE A GOOD HEARTY BREAKFAST.

SHOULD HAVE A GOOD HEARTY
BREAKFAST. >> LOOK, I'M GONNA GET A CUP OF

BREAKFAST. >> LOOK, I'M GONNA GET
A CUP OF COFFEE, I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT

LOOK, I'M GONNA GET A CUP OF COFFEE,
I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT TOO NERVOUS TO EAT.



COFFEE, I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT TOO NERVOUS
TO EAT. >> HEY, YOU HAVE BEEN WITH THIS

TOO NERVOUS TO EAT. >> HEY, YOU HAVE BEEN
WITH THIS FIRM FOR 7 YEARS, YOU ARE THE

HEY, YOU HAVE BEEN WITH THIS FIRM FOR 7 YEARS,
YOU ARE THE BEST LAWYER THEY HAVE EVER SEEN,

FIRM FOR 7 YEARS, YOU ARE THE BEST LAWYER THEY
HAVE EVER SEEN, YOU HAVE BROUGHT IN TOP-NOTCH

BEST LAWYER THEY HAVE EVER SEEN,
YOU HAVE BROUGHT IN TOP-NOTCH CLIENTS.

YOU HAVE BROUGHT IN TOP-NOTCH
CLIENTS. ON TOP OF THAT, YOU HAVE RAISED

CLIENTS. ON TOP OF THAT, YOU HAVE
RAISED FIVE CHILDREN AND A VERY HOMELY

ON TOP OF THAT, YOU HAVE RAISED FIVE
CHILDREN AND A VERY HOMELY HUSBAND.

FIVE CHILDREN AND A VERY HOMELY
HUSBAND. >> AND IT DOESN'T MEAN A THING,

HUSBAND. >> AND IT DOESN'T MEAN A
THING, BECAUSE EVERYTHING HINGES ON

AND IT DOESN'T MEAN A THING, BECAUSE EVERYTHING
HINGES ON THIS ONE INTERVIEW WITH THIS MAN

BECAUSE EVERYTHING HINGES ON THIS ONE
INTERVIEW WITH THIS MAN I'VE NEVER EVEN MET.

THIS ONE INTERVIEW WITH THIS MAN I'VE NEVER
EVEN MET. >> YOU ARE CHARMING, YOU ARE

I'VE NEVER EVEN MET. >> YOU ARE CHARMING,
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, YOU ARE INTELLIGENT,



YOU ARE CHARMING, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, YOU ARE
INTELLIGENT, AND YOU ARE, BECAUSE I KNOW,

BEAUTIFUL, YOU ARE INTELLIGENT, AND
YOU ARE, BECAUSE I KNOW, RUTHLESS.

AND YOU ARE, BECAUSE I KNOW,
RUTHLESS. AND YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW THIS

RUTHLESS. AND YOU'RE
GOING TO BLOW THIS MAN AWAY.

AND YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW THIS MAN
AWAY. >> OH, COME ON, CLIFF, HE'S NOT

MAN AWAY. >> OH, COME ON, CLIFF,
HE'S NOT EXACTLY THE KIND OF MAN YOU

OH, COME ON, CLIFF, HE'S NOT
EXACTLY THE KIND OF MAN YOU BLOW AWAY.

EXACTLY THE KIND OF MAN YOU BLOW
AWAY. HE'S THE FOUNDING PARTNER OF

BLOW AWAY. HE'S THE FOUNDING
PARTNER OF THIS FIRM, I KEEP TRYING TO

HE'S THE FOUNDING PARTNER OF
THIS FIRM, I KEEP TRYING TO TELL YOU.

THIS FIRM, I KEEP TRYING TO TELL
YOU. >> BUT CAN HE DO HIS HAIR

TELL YOU. >> BUT CAN HE DO HIS
HAIR AND MAKE-UP IN 7 MINUTES?

BUT CAN HE DO HIS HAIR AND MAKE-UP
IN 7 MINUTES? >> I'M GONNA GET DRESSED.

AND MAKE-UP IN 7 MINUTES? >> I'M
GONNA GET DRESSED. >> MOMMY.

I'M GONNA GET DRESSED. >>
MOMMY. >> NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU TAKE IT

MOMMY. >> NO, NO, NO, NO,
YOU TAKE IT UP WITH YOUR FATHER.

NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU TAKE IT UP WITH
YOUR FATHER. >> DAD, YOU BETTER GO CHECK ON

UP WITH YOUR FATHER. >> DAD,
YOU BETTER GO CHECK ON RUDY.

DAD, YOU BETTER GO CHECK ON
RUDY. >> WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HER?

RUDY. >> WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH HER? >> I THINK SHE'S SICK.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HER? >> I
THINK SHE'S SICK. >> HOW DO YOU KNOW?

I THINK SHE'S SICK. >> HOW DO YOU
KNOW? >> WELL, YOU KNOW HOW SHE WAKES

HOW DO YOU KNOW? >> WELL, YOU KNOW
HOW SHE WAKES ME UP EVERY MORNING?

WELL, YOU KNOW HOW SHE WAKES
ME UP EVERY MORNING? >> YEAH.

ME UP EVERY MORNING? >> YEAH.
WELL, WHEN I PUSHED HER AWAY,

YEAH. >> WELL, WHEN I PUSHED
HER AWAY, SHE FELT KINDA WARM.

WELL, WHEN I PUSHED HER AWAY, SHE FELT
KINDA WARM. >> OKAY, I'LL GO UP AND CHECK ON

SHE FELT KINDA WARM. >> OKAY,
I'LL GO UP AND CHECK ON HER.

OKAY, I'LL GO UP AND CHECK
ON HER. >> DAD, COULD I SLEEP IN

HER. >> DAD, COULD I SLEEP
IN DENISE'S ROOM TONIGHT?

DAD, COULD I SLEEP IN DENISE'S ROOM
TONIGHT? >> I REALLY DON'T THINK THAT'S

DENISE'S ROOM TONIGHT? >> I REALLY
DON'T THINK THAT'S NECESSARY, HONEY.

I REALLY DON'T THINK THAT'S NECESSARY,
HONEY. >> WELL, THEN COULD I WEAR ONE

NECESSARY, HONEY. >> WELL, THEN
COULD I WEAR ONE OF YOUR MASKS?

WELL, THEN COULD I WEAR ONE OF YOUR
MASKS? >> BEFORE YOU START WORRYING

OF YOUR MASKS? >> BEFORE YOU START
WORRYING ABOUT WHETHER YOU'RE GONNA

BEFORE YOU START WORRYING ABOUT WHETHER
YOU'RE GONNA CATCH ANYTHING, LET'S FIND OUT

ABOUT WHETHER YOU'RE GONNA CATCH ANYTHING,
LET'S FIND OUT IF SHE'S REALLY SICK.

CATCH ANYTHING, LET'S FIND OUT
IF SHE'S REALLY SICK. IS THAT OKAY?

IF SHE'S REALLY SICK. IS THAT
OKAY? >> OKAY, ABOUT BUT I KNOW

IS THAT OKAY? >> OKAY,
ABOUT BUT I KNOW SHE IS.

OKAY, ABOUT BUT I KNOW SHE
IS. >> OH, WELL, HAVE YOU WRITTEN

SHE IS. >> OH, WELL, HAVE YOU
WRITTEN A PRESCRIPTION FOR HER YET?

OH, WELL, HAVE YOU WRITTEN A PRESCRIPTION
FOR HER YET? >> WELL, NO, I'M WAITING FOR

A PRESCRIPTION FOR HER YET? >> WELL,
NO, I'M WAITING FOR A SECOND OPINION.

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HI, PUMPKIN. WHAT'S
WRONG? >> I DON'T FEEL GOOD.

WHAT'S WRONG? >> I DON'T
FEEL GOOD. >> AH-HA, OKAY.

I DON'T FEEL GOOD. >> AH-HA,
OKAY. WELL, NOW, WHERE DOES IT HURT?

AH-HA, OKAY. WELL, NOW,
WHERE DOES IT HURT? >> ALL OVER.

WELL, NOW, WHERE DOES IT
HURT? >> ALL OVER. BOBO'S SICK TOO.

ALL OVER. BOBO'S SICK TOO.
OH, WHERE DOES BOBO HURT?

BOBO'S SICK TOO. >> OH, WHERE
DOES BOBO HURT? >> HIS THROAT.

OH, WHERE DOES BOBO HURT? >>
HIS THROAT. >> HIS THROAT HURTS, OKAY.

HIS THROAT. >> HIS THROAT
HURTS, OKAY. WELL, NO, NO, NO, NO,

HIS THROAT HURTS, OKAY. WELL,
NO, NO, NO, NO, I'LL LOOK AT BOBO LATER,

WELL, NO, NO, NO, NO, I'LL LOOK AT BOBO
LATER, YOU SLIDE OVER THIS WAY SOME.

I'LL LOOK AT BOBO LATER, YOU SLIDE
OVER THIS WAY SOME. THAT'S FINE.

YOU SLIDE OVER THIS WAY SOME.
THAT'S FINE. NOW, JUST RELAX.

THAT'S FINE. NOW, JUST
RELAX. DOES THAT HURT?

NOW, JUST RELAX.
DOES THAT HURT? >> NO.

DOES THAT HURT? >> NO. >> GOOD.

NO. >> GOOD.
HOW ABOUT UP HERE?

GOOD. HOW
ABOUT UP HERE? >> NO.

HOW ABOUT UP HERE? >> NO. >>
HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU SWALLOW?

NO. >> HOW ABOUT
WHEN YOU SWALLOW? >> YES.

HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU
SWALLOW? >> YES. >> THEN LET OPEN UP

YES. >> THEN LET OPEN
UP A LITTLE BIT THERE.

THEN LET OPEN UP A LITTLE BIT
THERE. OH, YOU CAN OPEN BIGGER THAN

A LITTLE BIT THERE. OH, YOU
CAN OPEN BIGGER THAN THAT.

OH, YOU CAN OPEN BIGGER THAN
THAT. NOW, I CAN SEE YOUR FEET.

THAT. NOW, I CAN SEE
YOUR FEET. YEAH, OKAY.

NOW, I CAN SEE YOUR FEET.
YEAH, OKAY. >> CLIFF, VANESSA SAYS

YEAH, OKAY. >> CLIFF,
VANESSA SAYS RUDY'S SICK.

CLIFF, VANESSA SAYS
RUDY'S SICK. >> UH, YEAH.

RUDY'S SICK. >> UH, YEAH.
WELL, DID YOU CHECK

UH, YEAH. >> WELL, DID
YOU CHECK HER GLANDS?

WELL, DID YOU CHECK HER
GLANDS? >> WELL, YES, THEY'RE JUST

HER GLANDS? >> WELL, YES,
THEY'RE JUST SLIGHTLY SWOLLEN.

WELL, YES, THEY'RE JUST SLIGHTLY
SWOLLEN. >> IS THERE ANY SWELLING?

SLIGHTLY SWOLLEN. >> IS THERE
ANY SWELLING? >> WELL, JUST A LITTLE.

IS THERE ANY SWELLING? >> WELL, JUST
A LITTLE. >> DID YOU CHECK HER THROAT?

WELL, JUST A LITTLE. >> DID YOU CHECK
HER THROAT? >> SHE'S JUST IRRITATE...

DID YOU CHECK HER THROAT? >> SHE'S JUST
IRRITATE... >> OH, MY GOSH, WE SHOULD CALL

SHE'S JUST IRRITATE... >> OH, MY
GOSH, WE SHOULD CALL A DOCTOR.

OH, MY GOSH, WE SHOULD
CALL A DOCTOR. >> STOP IT.

A DOCTOR. >> STOP IT. >> DID
YOU TAKE HER TEMPERATURE?

STOP IT. >> DID YOU TAKE HER
TEMPERATURE? >> NO, NOT YET.

DID YOU TAKE HER TEMPERATURE? >> NO,
NOT YET. >> HE HAS TO TAKE BOBO'S FIRST.

NO, NOT YET. >> HE HAS TO TAKE
BOBO'S FIRST. >> CLIFF, TAKE THE BEAR'S

HE HAS TO TAKE BOBO'S FIRST. >> CLIFF,
TAKE THE BEAR'S TEMPERATURE, PLEASE.

CLIFF, TAKE THE BEAR'S TEMPERATURE,
PLEASE. >> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, BOBO, YOU

TEMPERATURE, PLEASE. >> OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
BOBO, YOU JUST PUT THIS UNDER YOUR TONGUE

OKAY, ALL RIGHT, BOBO, YOU JUST PUT
THIS UNDER YOUR TONGUE AND DON'T BITE DOWN.

JUST PUT THIS UNDER YOUR TONGUE AND DON'T
BITE DOWN. >> SHE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T GO TO

AND DON'T BITE DOWN. >> SHE OBVIOUSLY
CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL AND I HAVE TO GO TO THIS

SHE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL
AND I HAVE TO GO TO THIS INTERVIEW.

SCHOOL AND I HAVE TO GO TO THIS
INTERVIEW. I GUESS I BETTER CALL MRS. DAVIS

INTERVIEW. I GUESS I
BETTER CALL MRS. DAVIS THEN.

I GUESS I BETTER CALL MRS. DAVIS
THEN. >> OH, WE DON'T NEED MRS. DAVIS,

THEN. >> OH, WE DON'T
NEED MRS. DAVIS, SEE.

OH, WE DON'T NEED MRS. DAVIS,
SEE. I DON'T GO TO WORK UNTIL 1,

SEE. I DON'T GO TO WORK UNTIL
1, BY THAT TIME YOU'RE BACK

I DON'T GO TO WORK UNTIL 1, BY THAT
TIME YOU'RE BACK FROM YOUR JOB.

BY THAT TIME YOU'RE BACK FROM YOUR
JOB. >> WHEN THE CHILDREN ARE SICK,

FROM YOUR JOB. >> WHEN THE CHILDREN
ARE SICK, YOU DON'T CATER TO THEM THE WAY

WHEN THE CHILDREN ARE SICK,
YOU DON'T CATER TO THEM THE WAY I DO.

YOU DON'T CATER TO THEM THE
WAY I DO. I MEAN, A MOTHER'S MORE

I DO. I MEAN, A MOTHER'S
MORE UNDERSTANDING.

I MEAN, A MOTHER'S MORE
UNDERSTANDING. IF I HADN'T COME IN HERE,

UNDERSTANDING. IF I HADN'T COME IN
HERE, YOU WOULDN'T BE TAKING BOBO'S

IF I HADN'T COME IN HERE, YOU
WOULDN'T BE TAKING BOBO'S TEMPERATURE.

YOU WOULDN'T BE TAKING BOBO'S
TEMPERATURE. >> BOBO DOES NOT HAVE A PULSE.

TEMPERATURE. >> BOBO DOES NOT HAVE
A PULSE. >> WHAT'S BOBO'S TEMPERATURE.

BOBO DOES NOT HAVE A PULSE. >>
WHAT'S BOBO'S TEMPERATURE. >> ZERO.

WHAT'S BOBO'S TEMPERATURE.
ZERO. >> COME ON.

ZERO. >> COME ON. >>
WELL, WHICH IS JUST ABOUT

COME ON. >> WELL, WHICH IS JUST
ABOUT NORMAL FOR A BEAR THIS SIZE.

WELL, WHICH IS JUST ABOUT NORMAL FOR A BEAR
THIS SIZE. NOW, BOBO, I WANT YOU TO STAY

NORMAL FOR A BEAR THIS SIZE. NOW, BOBO, I
WANT YOU TO STAY WARM, DRINK PLENTY OF LIQUIDS

NOW, BOBO, I WANT YOU TO STAY WARM, DRINK
PLENTY OF LIQUIDS AND NO SALMON FISHING FOR

WARM, DRINK PLENTY OF LIQUIDS AND
NO SALMON FISHING FOR AT LEAST A WEEK.

WHAT? >> WHERE ARE YOU
GOING DRESSED LIKE THAT?

WHERE ARE YOU GOING
DRESSED LIKE THAT? >> TO SCHOOL.

LIKE THAT? >> TO SCHOOL.
IS IT SCARECROW DAY?

TO SCHOOL. >> IS IT SCARECROW
DAY? >> WE'RE HAVING A SLOP RALLY.

IS IT SCARECROW DAY? >> WE'RE HAVING A
SLOP RALLY. EVERYONE'S GONNA BE DRESSED

WE'RE HAVING A SLOP RALLY.
EVERYONE'S GONNA BE DRESSED LIKE THIS.

EVERYONE'S GONNA BE DRESSED
LIKE THIS. DIDN'T YOU EVER DO THAT?

LIKE THIS. DIDN'T YOU EVER DO
THAT? >> ONLY IN MEDICAL SCHOOL,

DIDN'T YOU EVER DO THAT? >> ONLY IN MEDICAL
SCHOOL, BUT THAT WAS BECAUSE WE WERE SO

ONLY IN MEDICAL SCHOOL, BUT THAT WAS BECAUSE
WE WERE SO TIRED, WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WE

BUT THAT WAS BECAUSE WE WERE SO TIRED,
WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WE WERE PUTTING ON.

TIRED, WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WE
WERE PUTTING ON. >> IS THIS OKAY?

WERE PUTTING ON. >> IS THIS
OKAY? >> NO, IT IS NOT OKAY,

IS THIS OKAY? >> NO, IT IS NOT
OKAY, BUT IF EVERYONE ELSE IS NOT

NO, IT IS NOT OKAY, BUT IF EVERYONE
ELSE IS NOT OKAY THEN IT'S OKAY.

BUT IF EVERYONE ELSE IS NOT OKAY
THEN IT'S OKAY. >> SEE YOU LATER.

OKAY THEN IT'S OKAY. >>
SEE YOU LATER. >> YEAH.

SEE YOU LATER. >> YEAH.
DAD, I'M LATE, I NEED YOU TO

YEAH. >> DAD, I'M LATE, I NEED
YOU TO SIGN MY HISTORY PAPER.

DAD, I'M LATE, I NEED YOU TO
SIGN MY HISTORY PAPER. >> OKAY.

SIGN MY HISTORY PAPER. >> OKAY.
NOW, YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME.

OKAY. NOW, YOU DO THIS ALL THE
TIME. YOU GIVE ME THE PAPER AND THEN

NOW, YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME. YOU GIVE ME THE
PAPER AND THEN YOU PUT YOUR HAND OVER WHATEVER

YOU GIVE ME THE PAPER AND THEN YOU PUT YOUR
HAND OVER WHATEVER IS... HEY, I CAN'T SEE

YOU PUT YOUR HAND OVER WHATEVER
IS... HEY, I CAN'T SEE WHAT IT IS, SON.

IS... HEY, I CAN'T SEE WHAT IT IS,
SON. NOW, TAKE YOUR HAND OFF.

WHAT IT IS, SON. NOW, TAKE
YOUR HAND OFF. >> OKAY.

NOW, TAKE YOUR HAND
OFF. >> OKAY. >> B-PLUS?

OKAY. >> B-PLUS? >> I
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN',

B-PLUS? >> I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN', DAD.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN',
DAD. I ASKED THE TEACHER,

DAD. I ASKED THE
TEACHER, IT'S NOT A MISTAKE.

I ASKED THE TEACHER, IT'S
NOT A MISTAKE. >> IT'S A B-PLUS.

IT'S NOT A MISTAKE. >> IT'S A
B-PLUS. >> I TOOK YOUR ADVICE.

IT'S A B-PLUS. >> I TOOK YOUR
ADVICE. WHILE I WAS WRITING, NO TV,

I TOOK YOUR ADVICE. WHILE I WAS
WRITING, NO TV, NO MUSIC, NO FOOD.

WHILE I WAS WRITING, NO TV, NO MUSIC,
NO FOOD. I JUST SAT AT MY DESK AND DID

NO MUSIC, NO FOOD. I JUST
SAT AT MY DESK AND DID IT.

I JUST SAT AT MY DESK AND
DID IT. >> I'M PROUD OF YOU, SON.

IT. >> I'M PROUD OF YOU, SON. >>
AN A WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER,

I'M PROUD OF YOU, SON. >> AN A
WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER, RIGHT?

AN A WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER,
RIGHT? >> AN A IS JUST A GRADE, THE

RIGHT? >> AN A IS JUST A GRADE,
THE FACT THAT YOU APPLIED YOURSELF

AN A IS JUST A GRADE, THE FACT THAT
YOU APPLIED YOURSELF IS WHAT'S IMPORTANT.

FACT THAT YOU APPLIED YOURSELF
IS WHAT'S IMPORTANT. >> THANKS, DAD.

IS WHAT'S IMPORTANT. >>
THANKS, DAD. >> NO, THANK YOU.

THANKS, DAD. >> NO,
THANK YOU. >> CLIFF...

NO, THANK YOU. >> CLIFF...
DID YOU SEE THE B PLUS?

CLIFF... >> DID YOU SEE THE B
PLUS? >> YES, I DID, NOW HERE IS

DID YOU SEE THE B PLUS? >>
YES, I DID, NOW HERE IS THE LIST.

YES, I DID, NOW HERE IS THE LIST.
MAKE SURE SHE STAYS IN THE BED,

THE LIST. MAKE SURE SHE STAYS IN
THE BED, GIVE HER LOTS OF LIQUIDS AND

MAKE SURE SHE STAYS IN THE BED, GIVE HER
LOTS OF LIQUIDS AND ASPIRIN EVERY 4 HOURS.

GIVE HER LOTS OF LIQUIDS AND ASPIRIN
EVERY 4 HOURS. >> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

ASPIRIN EVERY 4 HOURS. >> I DON'T BELIEVE
YOU. YOU ARE THE ONLY WOMAN WHO WENT

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. YOU ARE THE ONLY WOMAN
WHO WENT TO LAW SCHOOL AND GOT A DEGREE

YOU ARE THE ONLY WOMAN WHO WENT TO
LAW SCHOOL AND GOT A DEGREE IN MEDICINE.

TO LAW SCHOOL AND GOT A DEGREE IN
MEDICINE. >> I'LL TRY TO KEEP THIS MEETING

IN MEDICINE. >> I'LL TRY TO KEEP
THIS MEETING AS BRIEF AS POSSIBLE.

I'LL TRY TO KEEP THIS MEETING AS BRIEF
AS POSSIBLE. IF HER TEMPERATURE SHOOTS UP,

AS BRIEF AS POSSIBLE. IF HER
TEMPERATURE SHOOTS UP, CALL ME.

IF HER TEMPERATURE SHOOTS
UP, CALL ME. >> ALL RIGHT.

CALL ME. >> ALL RIGHT. HEY.

ALL RIGHT. HEY. >> YES.

HEY. >> YES. >> YOU LOOK NICE.

YES. >> YOU LOOK
NICE. >> THANK YOU.

YOU LOOK NICE.
THANK YOU. >> HEY.

THANK YOU. >> HEY. >> YES.

HEY. >> YES. >>
TOMORROW, I AM GOING TO

YES. >> TOMORROW, I AM
GOING TO CELEBRATE BY TAKING OUT

TOMORROW, I AM GOING TO CELEBRATE
BY TAKING OUT THE NEW PARTNER, OKAY?

CELEBRATE BY TAKING OUT THE NEW
PARTNER, OKAY? >> OKAY, WISH ME LUCK.

THE NEW PARTNER, OKAY? >>
OKAY, WISH ME LUCK. >> GOOD LUCK.

I HAVE A WIFE WHO'S ABOUT TO BECOME A PARTNER
IN ONE OF THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS LAW FIRMS IN

BECOME A PARTNER IN ONE OF THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS
LAW FIRMS IN THE COUNTRY, A SON WHO GOT A

MOST PRESTIGIOUS LAW FIRMS IN THE COUNTRY, A
SON WHO GOT A B-PLUS ON A BOOK REPORT AND SAID

THE COUNTRY, A SON WHO GOT A B-PLUS ON A BOOK
REPORT AND SAID IT WAS BECAUSE HE BELIEVES NOW

B-PLUS ON A BOOK REPORT AND SAID IT WAS BECAUSE
HE BELIEVES NOW THAT HE SHOULD APPLY HIMSELF.

IT WAS BECAUSE HE BELIEVES NOW THAT HE
SHOULD APPLY HIMSELF. I'M IN SEVENTH HEAVEN.

THAT HE SHOULD APPLY HIMSELF.
I'M IN SEVENTH HEAVEN. >> DADDY.

I'M IN SEVENTH HEAVEN.
DADDY. >> YEAH.

DADDY. >> YEAH.
DID MOMMY LEAVE?

YEAH. >> DID
MOMMY LEAVE? >> YEAH.

DID MOMMY LEAVE? >>
YEAH. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

YEAH. WHAT DO
YOU WANT? >> MOMMY.

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DO HORSES GET SICK? >> YES,
THAT'S WHY THERE ARE VETERINARIANS.

YES, THAT'S WHY THERE ARE
VETERINARIANS. >> DO DINOSAURS GET SICK?

THERE ARE VETERINARIANS. >> DO DINOSAURS
GET SICK? >> DINOSAURS IN THE OLD DAYS,

DO DINOSAURS GET SICK? >> DINOSAURS IN
THE OLD DAYS, THE TYRANAROARASAURSOMUSES,

DINOSAURS IN THE OLD DAYS, THE TYRANAROARASAURSOMUSES,
WHOA, THOSE DUDES, THEY WOULD BE

THE TYRANAROARASAURSOMUSES, WHOA, THOSE DUDES,
THEY WOULD BE FROM HERE ALL THE WAY DOWNTOWN.

WHOA, THOSE DUDES, THEY WOULD BE FROM HERE ALL
THE WAY DOWNTOWN. AND YOU DON'T WANNA SEE ONE OF

FROM HERE ALL THE WAY DOWNTOWN. AND YOU DON'T
WANNA SEE ONE OF THEM GET A HEAD COLD AND SNEEZE.

AND YOU DON'T WANNA SEE ONE OF THEM GET A HEAD
COLD AND SNEEZE. YOU'LL HAVE TO HOLD ON TO

THEM GET A HEAD COLD AND SNEEZE.
YOU'LL HAVE TO HOLD ON TO YOUR BED, JACK.

YOU'LL HAVE TO HOLD ON TO YOUR
BED, JACK. >> VANESSA SAID I HAVE GERMS.

YOUR BED, JACK. >> VANESSA SAID I
HAVE GERMS. WHAT KIND DO I HAVE?

VANESSA SAID I HAVE GERMS.
WHAT KIND DO I HAVE? >> OH, YEAH.

WHAT KIND DO I HAVE? >>
OH, YEAH. WELL, SEE, YOU HAVE

OH, YEAH. WELL, SEE, YOU
HAVE THE TRIPTOPENAPERSIS.

WELL, SEE, YOU HAVE THE
TRIPTOPENAPERSIS. >> TRIPTOPERMASAT?

THE TRIPTOPENAPERSIS. >> TRIPTOPERMASAT?
SEE, THE TRIPS, AS THEY LIKE

TRIPTOPERMASAT? >> SEE, THE TRIPS, AS
THEY LIKE TO CALL THEMSELVES, THEY HANG

SEE, THE TRIPS, AS THEY LIKE TO CALL
THEMSELVES, THEY HANG AROUND WATER FOUNTAINS AND

TO CALL THEMSELVES, THEY HANG AROUND WATER
FOUNTAINS AND GLASSES AND THINGS LIKE THAT.

AROUND WATER FOUNTAINS AND GLASSES AND
THINGS LIKE THAT. AND THEY JUST KEEP SAYIN',

GLASSES AND THINGS LIKE THAT. AND THEY
JUST KEEP SAYIN', "HEY, WHERE'S THE PARTY?

AND THEY JUST KEEP SAYIN', "HEY,
WHERE'S THE PARTY? I LOVE TO PARTY.

"HEY, WHERE'S THE PARTY? I LOVE TO
PARTY. I JUST LOVE TO JUST GET INSIDE

I LOVE TO PARTY. I JUST LOVE TO JUST
GET INSIDE OF A YOUNG BODY AND JUST, MMM,

I JUST LOVE TO JUST GET INSIDE OF A
YOUNG BODY AND JUST, MMM, PARTY."

OF A YOUNG BODY AND JUST,
MMM, PARTY." >> WHY ME?

PARTY." >> WHY ME? >> WELL,
THEY CHOSE YOU BECAUSE

WHY ME? >> WELL, THEY CHOSE YOU
BECAUSE YOU'RE YOUNG AND YOU'RE CUTE.

WELL, THEY CHOSE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE YOUNG AND
YOU'RE CUTE. AND THEY GO INSIDE YOUR BODY AND

YOU'RE YOUNG AND YOU'RE CUTE. AND THEY GO INSIDE
YOUR BODY AND THEY SAY, "HMM, IT'S A LOVELY

AND THEY GO INSIDE YOUR BODY AND THEY
SAY, "HMM, IT'S A LOVELY PLACE TO PARTY."

THEY SAY, "HMM, IT'S A LOVELY PLACE TO
PARTY." THEN THEY START MOVIN' AROUND

PLACE TO PARTY." THEN THEY START
MOVIN' AROUND ALL FAST, YOU KNOW.

THEN THEY START MOVIN' AROUND ALL
FAST, YOU KNOW. "THIS IS OUR PARTY."

ALL FAST, YOU KNOW. "THIS IS OUR
PARTY." AND THEN THEY BUMPED NO

"THIS IS OUR PARTY." AND THEN THEY
BUMPED NO THE CORPUSES AND THEY IT DID

AND THEN THEY BUMPED NO THE CORPUSES
AND THEY IT DID THE BOOGIE DOWN WITH THE,

THE CORPUSES AND THEY IT DID THE
BOOGIE DOWN WITH THE, "PARTY, PARTY, PARTY.

THE BOOGIE DOWN WITH THE, "PARTY,
PARTY, PARTY. PARTY, PARTY, PARTY."

"PARTY, PARTY, PARTY. PARTY, PARTY,
PARTY." >> HOW DO I GET RID OF 'EM?

PARTY, PARTY, PARTY." >> HOW DO I GET
RID OF 'EM? >> YOU DRINK A LOTTA LIQUIDS,

HOW DO I GET RID OF 'EM? >>
YOU DRINK A LOTTA LIQUIDS, SEE.

YOU DRINK A LOTTA LIQUIDS,
SEE. A LOTTA LIQUIDS GO IN YOUR BODY

SEE. A LOTTA LIQUIDS GO IN YOUR
BODY AND THAT COOLS YOU DOWN.

A LOTTA LIQUIDS GO IN YOUR BODY AND THAT COOLS
YOU DOWN. >> WELL, THOSE TRIPS, YOU KNOW,

AND THAT COOLS YOU DOWN. >> WELL, THOSE TRIPS,
YOU KNOW, THEY'RE OUT AND THEY SAY, "WHOA.

WELL, THOSE TRIPS, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE OUT AND
THEY SAY, "WHOA. IT'S GETTIN' KINDA CHILLY IN

THEY'RE OUT AND THEY SAY, "WHOA. IT'S
GETTIN' KINDA CHILLY IN HERE, ISN'T IT?"

IT'S GETTIN' KINDA CHILLY IN HERE, ISN'T
IT?" YOU KNOW, AND THAT SLOWS THEM

HERE, ISN'T IT?" YOU KNOW, AND THAT
SLOWS THEM DOWN A LITTLE BIT, THEY DON'T

YOU KNOW, AND THAT SLOWS THEM DOWN A LITTLE
BIT, THEY DON'T CARE FOR THAT TOO MUCH.

DOWN A LITTLE BIT, THEY DON'T CARE
FOR THAT TOO MUCH. YOU UNDERSTAND?

CARE FOR THAT TOO MUCH. YOU
UNDERSTAND? AND THEN YOU TAKE SOME ASPIRIN,

YOU UNDERSTAND? AND THEN YOU
TAKE SOME ASPIRIN, YOU UNDERSTAND?

AND THEN YOU TAKE SOME ASPIRIN, YOU
UNDERSTAND? AND YOU PUT THE ASPIRIN IN

YOU UNDERSTAND? AND YOU
PUT THE ASPIRIN IN AND ASPIRIN TO

AND YOU PUT THE ASPIRIN IN AND
ASPIRIN TO A TRIPSOCORNAMNAIMUSES, IT IS

AND ASPIRIN TO A TRIPSOCORNAMNAIMUSES,
IT IS JUST LIKE BEATS TO A LITTLE GIRL

A TRIPSOCORNAMNAIMUSES, IT IS JUST LIKE BEATS
TO A LITTLE GIRL I KNOW NAMED RUDY HUXTABLE.

JUST LIKE BEATS TO A LITTLE GIRL I
KNOW NAMED RUDY HUXTABLE. >> YUCK.

I KNOW NAMED RUDY
HUXTABLE. >> YUCK. >> YUCK.

YUCK. >> YUCK. AND IF
YOU REALLY WANNA GET 'EM,

YUCK. AND IF YOU REALLY WANNA
GET 'EM, YOU TAKE AND YOU GARGLE.

AND IF YOU REALLY WANNA GET 'EM, YOU TAKE AND
YOU GARGLE. SEE, YOU TAKE THE STUFF AND YOU

YOU TAKE AND YOU GARGLE. SEE,
YOU TAKE THE STUFF AND YOU GARGLE.

SEE, YOU TAKE THE STUFF AND YOU
GARGLE. NOW, WHEN YOU SAY, GRRR,

GARGLE. NOW, WHEN YOU SAY,
GRRR, THAT CAUSES A VIBRATION.

NOW, WHEN YOU SAY, GRRR, THAT CAUSES
A VIBRATION. IT'S LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE.

THAT CAUSES A VIBRATION. IT'S LIKE
AN EARTHQUAKE. NOW, YOU'VE GOT THE

IT'S LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE. NOW, YOU'VE
GOT THE TRIPSOCORNAMANIPINAPHOSUSES.

NOW, YOU'VE GOT THE TRIPSOCORNAMANIPINAPHOSUSES.
AND THEY'RE IN THERE AND

TRIPSOCORNAMANIPINAPHOSUSES. AND THEY'RE
IN THERE AND THEY'RE LIKE THIS AND YOU'VE

AND THEY'RE IN THERE AND THEY'RE LIKE
THIS AND YOU'VE GIVEN 'EM THE ASPIRIN AND

THEY'RE LIKE THIS AND YOU'VE GIVEN 'EM
THE ASPIRIN AND GOIN', "YUCK, YUCK, YUCK."

GIVEN 'EM THE ASPIRIN AND GOIN', "YUCK,
YUCK, YUCK." AND THEN YOU ADD EARTHQUAKE.

GOIN', "YUCK, YUCK, YUCK." AND THEN YOU
ADD EARTHQUAKE. THEY SAY, "OH, MY, YUCK."

AND THEN YOU ADD EARTHQUAKE. THEY SAY, "OH,
MY, YUCK." AND THEY JUST GET UP AND THEY

THEY SAY, "OH, MY, YUCK." AND THEY JUST GET
UP AND THEY JUST SAY, "WHOA, LET'S GET OUT

AND THEY JUST GET UP AND THEY JUST
SAY, "WHOA, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE."

JUST SAY, "WHOA, LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE." AND THEY'RE GONE.

OF HERE." AND THEY'RE GONE.
SO, NOW, DO YOU FEEL MUCH

AND THEY'RE GONE. SO, NOW,
DO YOU FEEL MUCH BETTER?

SO, NOW, DO YOU FEEL
MUCH BETTER? >> YEAH.

BETTER? >> YEAH. ALL
RIGHT, NOW, ARE WE READY TO

YEAH. ALL RIGHT, NOW, ARE
WE READY TO GET RID OF THE

ALL RIGHT, NOW, ARE WE READY TO GET
RID OF THE TRIPTOAMONPIAMANMUSES?

GET RID OF THE
TRIPTOAMONPIAMANMUSES? >> YEAH.

TRIPTOAMONPIAMANMUSES?
YEAH. >> COME ON.

YEAH. >> COME ON.
NOW, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE

COME ON. NOW, WE'RE GOING TO
TAKE THREE OF THESE CHEWABLE ASPIRIN.

NOW, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE THREE OF
THESE CHEWABLE ASPIRIN. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

THREE OF THESE CHEWABLE ASPIRIN.
WHAT'S THE MATTER? >> MOMMY CRUSHES 'EM.

WHAT'S THE MATTER? >> MOMMY CRUSHES
'EM. >> OKAY, THREE CHEWABLE ASPIRIN

MOMMY CRUSHES 'EM. >> OKAY, THREE CHEWABLE
ASPIRIN CRUSHED, JUST LIKE MOMMY WOULD

OKAY, THREE CHEWABLE ASPIRIN
CRUSHED, JUST LIKE MOMMY WOULD CRUSH 'EM.

CRUSHED, JUST LIKE MOMMY WOULD
CRUSH 'EM. WALKING LIKE MOMMY.

CRUSH 'EM. WALKING LIKE
MOMMY. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

WALKING LIKE MOMMY. WHAT'S THE
MATTER? >> MOMMY PUTS ORANGE JUICE

WHAT'S THE MATTER? >>
MOMMY PUTS ORANGE JUICE IN 'EM.

MOMMY PUTS ORANGE JUICE IN
'EM. >> MOMMY, PUTTING ORANGE JUICE

IN 'EM. >> MOMMY, PUTTING ORANGE
JUICE IN AND WALKING LIKE MOMMY.

MOMMY, PUTTING ORANGE JUICE IN AND
WALKING LIKE MOMMY. OKAY, ORANGE JUICE IN

IN AND WALKING LIKE MOMMY. OKAY, ORANGE
JUICE IN THE CRUSHED ASPIRIN, STIRRING

OKAY, ORANGE JUICE IN THE CRUSHED ASPIRIN,
STIRRING AND SMILING, JUST LIKE MOMMY.

THE CRUSHED ASPIRIN, STIRRING AND
SMILING, JUST LIKE MOMMY. OKAY, COMING UP.

AND SMILING, JUST LIKE MOMMY. OKAY,
COMING UP. >> MOMMY DOES AN AIRPLANE.

OKAY, COMING UP. >> MOMMY DOES
AN AIRPLANE. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT?

MOMMY DOES AN AIRPLANE. >> WHAT DO
YOU WANT? DO YOU WANT A SINGLE ENGINE

WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU
WANT A SINGLE ENGINE OR A JET?

DO YOU WANT A SINGLE ENGINE
OR A JET? >> SINGLE ENGINE.

OR A JET? >> SINGLE ENGINE.
OKAY, COMIN' UP, ZZZ-RRR,

SINGLE ENGINE. >> OKAY, COMIN'
UP, ZZZ-RRR, OPEN UP, OPEN UP...

THERE YOU GO. OH,
BOY, HUH? OH, LOOKS GOOD.

OH, BOY, HUH? OH, LOOKS
GOOD. >> THANK YOU, DADDY.

OH, LOOKS GOOD. >> THANK YOU,
DADDY. >> YOUR WELCOME, DEAR.

THANK YOU, DADDY. >>
YOUR WELCOME, DEAR. >> GRRR.

YOUR WELCOME, DEAR. >>
GRRR. NO MORE PARTIES IN THERE.

[MUSIC]

I DON'T KNOW, CLIFF, MR. HALIFAX
IS ALREADY 45 MINUTES LATE.

MR. HALIFAX IS ALREADY 45 MINUTES
LATE. ARE YOU SURE EVERYTHING IS OKAY?

45 MINUTES LATE. ARE YOU SURE
EVERYTHING IS OKAY? ARE YOU SURE?

ARE YOU SURE EVERYTHING IS OKAY?
ARE YOU SURE? ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE HOME

ARE YOU SURE? ALL RIGHT,
I'LL BE HOME AS SOON... BYE.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE HOME
AS SOON... BYE. >> HUXTABLE.

AS SOON... BYE. >>
HUXTABLE. >> YES, SIR.

HUXTABLE. >>
YES, SIR. >> HALIFAX.

YES, SIR. >> HALIFAX. >>
OH, IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET

HALIFAX. >> OH, IT'S A
PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

OH, IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET
YOU. >> SORRY TO BE LATE, I HAD TO

YOU. >> SORRY TO BE LATE, I HAD
TO SAY A QUICK WORD OF HELLO TO

SORRY TO BE LATE, I HAD TO SAY A QUICK WORD
OF HELLO TO BARNEY THE ELEVATOR OPERATOR;

SAY A QUICK WORD OF HELLO TO BARNEY THE
ELEVATOR OPERATOR; OLD FRIEND OF MINE, KNOWN HIM

BARNEY THE ELEVATOR OPERATOR; OLD FRIEND
OF MINE, KNOWN HIM FOR WELL OVER 20 YEARS.

OLD FRIEND OF MINE, KNOWN HIM FOR
WELL OVER 20 YEARS. YOU NERVOUS?

FOR WELL OVER 20 YEARS.
YOU NERVOUS? >> A LITTLE.

YOU NERVOUS? >> A LITTLE.
I'VE BEEN CHECKING YOUR

A LITTLE. >> I'VE BEEN CHECKING
YOUR RECORD, YOU'RE A GOOD LAWYER.

I'VE BEEN CHECKING YOUR RECORD,
YOU'RE A GOOD LAWYER. >> THANK YOU.

RECORD, YOU'RE A GOOD LAWYER. >>
THANK YOU. >> DID YOU HAVE BREAKFAST

THANK YOU. >> DID YOU
HAVE BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?

DID YOU HAVE BREAKFAST
THIS MORNING? >> NO, I DIDN'T.

THIS MORNING? >> NO, I DIDN'T.
NEVER SKIP BREAKFAST, MOST

NO, I DIDN'T. >> NEVER SKIP BREAKFAST,
MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY.

NEVER SKIP BREAKFAST, MOST IMPORTANT MEAL
OF THE DAY. I ALWAYS HAVE THE SAME THING,

IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY. I ALWAYS HAVE THE
SAME THING, A BOWL OF OATMEAL, A SPLASH OF

I ALWAYS HAVE THE SAME THING, A BOWL OF OATMEAL,
A SPLASH OF MILK, A DROP OF HONEY, TWO EGGS

A BOWL OF OATMEAL, A SPLASH OF MILK, A DROP OF
HONEY, TWO EGGS POACHED, BACON, CRISP AND FRIED

MILK, A DROP OF HONEY, TWO EGGS POACHED,
BACON, CRISP AND FRIED TOAST, AND A MARTINI.

POACHED, BACON, CRISP AND FRIED TOAST,
AND A MARTINI. ARABACK SAYS THAT YOU HANDLE

TOAST, AND A MARTINI. ARABACK SAYS
THAT YOU HANDLE YOURSELF WELL IN COURT.

ARABACK SAYS THAT YOU HANDLE YOURSELF
WELL IN COURT. >> I'M GLAD MR. ARABACK HAS

YOURSELF WELL IN COURT. >> I'M
GLAD MR. ARABACK HAS NOTICED.

I'M GLAD MR. ARABACK
HAS NOTICED. I'VE HAD A FEW...

NOTICED. I'VE HAD A FEW...
ARABACK'S A GOOD KID.

I'VE HAD A FEW... >> ARABACK'S A GOOD
KID. CHARLIE PATTERSON AND I BROUGHT

ARABACK'S A GOOD KID. CHARLIE
PATTERSON AND I BROUGHT HIM IN.

CHARLIE PATTERSON AND I BROUGHT
HIM IN. >> MR. PATTERSON RETIRED

HIM IN. >> MR. PATTERSON
RETIRED BEFORE...

MR. PATTERSON RETIRED
BEFORE... >> CHARLIE PATTERSON

BEFORE... >> CHARLIE PATTERSON
INTRODUCED ME TO MY HABERDASHER,

CHARLIE PATTERSON INTRODUCED
ME TO MY HABERDASHER, JOEL DRUTCHER.

INTRODUCED ME TO MY HABERDASHER,
JOEL DRUTCHER. JOEL IS GONE NOW,

JOEL DRUTCHER. JOEL IS
GONE NOW, HE'S PASSED ON.

JOEL IS GONE NOW, HE'S
PASSED ON. JOEL SOLD ME THIS TIE.

HE'S PASSED ON. JOEL
SOLD ME THIS TIE. >> NICE TIE.

JOEL SOLD ME THIS TIE. >> NICE
TIE. >> OH, THEY DON'T MAKE TIES

NICE TIE. >> OH, THEY DON'T
MAKE TIES LIKE THIS ANYMORE, FEEL IT.

OH, THEY DON'T MAKE TIES LIKE
THIS ANYMORE, FEEL IT. COME ON, FEEL IT.

LIKE THIS ANYMORE, FEEL IT. COME ON,
FEEL IT. >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

COME ON, FEEL IT. >> DO YOU
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE FEELING?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE FEELING? >> SILK.

FEELING? >> SILK. >> QUALITY.

SILK. >> QUALITY. YOU
CAN'T BEAT QUALITY WHEN IT

QUALITY. YOU CAN'T BEAT QUALITY
WHEN IT COMES TO CLOTHES OR LAWYERS.

YOU CAN'T BEAT QUALITY WHEN IT COMES TO CLOTHES
OR LAWYERS. THIS TIE WILL NEVER GO OUT OF

COMES TO CLOTHES OR LAWYERS. THIS TIE WILL
NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE, GOES WITH EVERYTHING.

THIS TIE WILL NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE, GOES
WITH EVERYTHING. >> MR. HALIFAX, MR. ARABACK

STYLE, GOES WITH EVERYTHING. >> MR. HALIFAX,
MR. ARABACK AND I HAVE WORKED VERY CLOSELY.

MR. HALIFAX, MR. ARABACK AND I HAVE
WORKED VERY CLOSELY. >> YOU SKIP LUNCH TOO?

AND I HAVE WORKED VERY CLOSELY. >> YOU
SKIP LUNCH TOO? >> HUH, NO, NOT IF I CAN

YOU SKIP LUNCH TOO? >>
HUH, NO, NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.

HUH, NO, NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.
I ALWAYS HAVE THE SAME THING

HELP IT. >> I ALWAYS HAVE THE SAME
THING FOR LUNCH, A BOWL OF MUSHROOM

I ALWAYS HAVE THE SAME THING FOR LUNCH, A
BOWL OF MUSHROOM BARLEY, A HEAL OF RYE BREAD

FOR LUNCH, A BOWL OF MUSHROOM BARLEY, A
HEAL OF RYE BREAD TOASTED, A GARDEN SALAD,

BARLEY, A HEAL OF RYE BREAD
TOASTED, A GARDEN SALAD, AND A MARTINI.

TOASTED, A GARDEN SALAD, AND
A MARTINI. I WALK 7 KILOMETERS

AND A MARTINI. I WALK 7
KILOMETERS EVERY MORNING.

I WALK 7 KILOMETERS EVERY
MORNING. >> WHERE'S MOMMY?

EVERY MORNING. >> WHERE'S
MOMMY? >> MOM CALLED, SAID SHE BE

WHERE'S MOMMY? >> MOM
CALLED, SAID SHE BE A LITTLE LATE.

MOM CALLED, SAID SHE BE A LITTLE
LATE. >> WHY DO I HAVE TO STAY DOWN

A LITTLE LATE. >> WHY DO I
HAVE TO STAY DOWN HERE?

WHY DO I HAVE TO STAY DOWN
HERE? >> BECAUSE THIS IS ONE FLOOR

HERE? >> BECAUSE THIS IS ONE FLOOR
ABOVE DAD'S OFFICE, SO YOU'LL BE

BECAUSE THIS IS ONE FLOOR ABOVE
DAD'S OFFICE, SO YOU'LL BE CLOSER TO ME.

ABOVE DAD'S OFFICE, SO YOU'LL BE
CLOSER TO ME. WHY DO I HAVE TO STAY ON

CLOSER TO ME. WHY DO I
HAVE TO STAY ON THE COUCH?

WHY DO I HAVE TO STAY ON
THE COUCH? >> COUCH, COUCH,

THE COUCH? >> COUCH,
COUCH, THIS IS NOT A COUCH.

COUCH, COUCH, THIS IS
NOT A COUCH. >> YES, IT IS.

THIS IS NOT A COUCH. >> YES,
IT IS. >> THIS IS A SUPER DUPER,

YES, IT IS. >> THIS IS A SUPER
DUPER, GET-WELL ISLAND, YOU SEE.

THIS IS A SUPER DUPER, GET-WELL
ISLAND, YOU SEE. THIS WHOLE THING HERE.

GET-WELL ISLAND, YOU SEE. THIS WHOLE
THING HERE. AND ON THE SUPER DUPER ISLAND,

THIS WHOLE THING HERE. AND ON THE SUPER
DUPER ISLAND, YOU HAVE YOUR OWN TELEPHONE AND

AND ON THE SUPER DUPER ISLAND, YOU HAVE YOUR
OWN TELEPHONE AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE YOUR

YOU HAVE YOUR OWN TELEPHONE AND NOW YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE YOUR LITTLE BOOKS TO MARK IN, DO

NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE YOUR LITTLE BOOKS
TO MARK IN, DO YOUR LETTERS AND NUMBERS.

LITTLE BOOKS TO MARK IN, DO YOUR LETTERS
AND NUMBERS. ALL RIGHT, AND THIS IS ALL

YOUR LETTERS AND NUMBERS. ALL RIGHT,
AND THIS IS ALL TO HELP YOU FEEL BETTER.

ALL RIGHT, AND THIS IS ALL TO HELP
YOU FEEL BETTER. >> I FEEL BETTER NOW.

TO HELP YOU FEEL BETTER. >> I FEEL
BETTER NOW. >> THIS IS THE TELEPHONE.

I FEEL BETTER NOW. >> THIS IS THE
TELEPHONE. IF YOU WANNA REACH DADDY,

THIS IS THE TELEPHONE. IF YOU
WANNA REACH DADDY, YOU DIAL?

IF YOU WANNA REACH
DADDY, YOU DIAL? >> 3-3-1.

YOU DIAL? >> 3-3-1. >>
AND THAT'S ALL YOU DIAL.

3-3-1. >> AND THAT'S ALL YOU
DIAL. THE LAST TIME YOU DIALED A LOT

AND THAT'S ALL YOU DIAL. THE LAST TIME
YOU DIALED A LOT OF NUMBERS YOU CALLED

THE LAST TIME YOU DIALED A LOT OF
NUMBERS YOU CALLED TO HONDURAS.

OF NUMBERS YOU CALLED TO
HONDURAS. STAY ON THE ISLAND,

TO HONDURAS. STAY ON THE ISLAND,
DON'T GET OFF OF IT, ALL RIGHT?

STAY ON THE ISLAND, DON'T GET
OFF OF IT, ALL RIGHT? >> ALL RIGHT.

DON'T GET OFF OF IT, ALL RIGHT? >> ALL
RIGHT. >> AH, GET BACK IN THERE, THOSE

ALL RIGHT. >> AH, GET BACK IN THERE,
THOSE FISH ARE GOING TO BITE YOUR TOES

AH, GET BACK IN THERE, THOSE
FISH ARE GOING TO BITE YOUR TOES OFF.

FISH ARE GOING TO BITE YOUR TOES
OFF. >> YOU'RE NOT BITIN' MY TOES.

AND EVERY WEDNESDAY I HAVE MY HAIRCUT, EVERY
OTHER MONTH I HAVE MY WATCH CLEANED, AND ONCE

HAIRCUT, EVERY OTHER MONTH I HAVE MY WATCH
CLEANED, AND ONCE EACH WEEK I SEND MY HATS OUT TO

HAVE MY WATCH CLEANED, AND ONCE EACH
WEEK I SEND MY HATS OUT TO BE BLOCKED.

EACH WEEK I SEND MY HATS OUT TO BE
BLOCKED. >> MR. HALIFAX, IF YOU WOULDN'T

BE BLOCKED. >> MR. HALIFAX, IF
YOU WOULDN'T MIND, I NEED TO MAKE

MR. HALIFAX, IF YOU WOULDN'T
MIND, I NEED TO MAKE A PHONE CALL.

MIND, I NEED TO MAKE A PHONE
CALL. >> OH, GO RIGHT AHEAD.

A PHONE CALL. >> OH, GO RIGHT
AHEAD. >> IT'S A PERSONAL CALL.

OH, GO RIGHT AHEAD. >> IT'S A
PERSONAL CALL. >> OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

IT'S A PERSONAL CALL. >> OH, THAT'S
ALL RIGHT. I DON'T MAKE MANY PERSONAL

OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I DON'T
MAKE MANY PERSONAL CALLS MYSELF.

I DON'T MAKE MANY PERSONAL
CALLS MYSELF. >> HI, RUDY, IT'S MOMMY.

CALLS MYSELF. >> HI, RUDY, IT'S
MOMMY. HOW ARE YOU FEELIN'?

HI, RUDY, IT'S MOMMY.
HOW ARE YOU FEELIN'? GOOD.

HOW ARE YOU FEELIN'? GOOD.
YOUR FATHER PUT YOU ON

GOOD. YOUR FATHER
PUT YOU ON AN ISLAND?

YOUR FATHER PUT YOU ON AN
ISLAND? WELL, OF COURSE YOU CAN GET

AN ISLAND? WELL, OF COURSE YOU
CAN GET OFF IF YOU HAVE TO USE

WELL, OF COURSE YOU CAN GET OFF
IF YOU HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM.

OFF IF YOU HAVE TO USE THE
BATHROOM. NO, HONEY, I CAN'T COME HOME

THE BATHROOM. NO, HONEY, I CAN'T
COME HOME RIGHT NOW, BUT AS SOON AS

NO, HONEY, I CAN'T COME HOME
RIGHT NOW, BUT AS SOON AS I CAN.

RIGHT NOW, BUT AS SOON AS I CAN.
YES, YES, I WILL READ TO YOU AND

I CAN. YES, YES, I WILL
READ TO YOU AND BOBO.

YES, YES, I WILL READ TO YOU
AND BOBO. OH, I LOVE YOU TOO.

BOBO. OH, I LOVE
YOU TOO. BYE-BYE.

OH, I LOVE YOU TOO. BYE-BYE.
THAT'S MY LITTLE GIRL, SHE'S AT

BYE-BYE. THAT'S MY LITTLE GIRL, SHE'S
AT HOME SICK AND I LEFT MY HUSBAND

THAT'S MY LITTLE GIRL, SHE'S AT HOME
SICK AND I LEFT MY HUSBAND IN CHARGE.

HOME SICK AND I LEFT MY HUSBAND IN
CHARGE. >> I WAS MARRIED ONCE MYSELF,

IN CHARGE. >> I WAS MARRIED
ONCE MYSELF, A REMARKABLE WOMAN.

I WAS MARRIED ONCE MYSELF, A
REMARKABLE WOMAN. SHE LEFT ME.

A REMARKABLE WOMAN. SHE
LEFT ME. WE WERE MARRIED FOR

SHE LEFT ME. WE WERE MARRIED
FOR 2 WONDERFUL WEEKS.

WE WERE MARRIED FOR 2 WONDERFUL
WEEKS. I CAME HOME FROM COURT ONE DAY,

2 WONDERFUL WEEKS. I CAME HOME FROM
COURT ONE DAY, ALL THE FURNITURE WAS GONE.

I CAME HOME FROM COURT ONE DAY, ALL THE
FURNITURE WAS GONE. NOTHING THERE BUT A NOTE.

ALL THE FURNITURE WAS GONE. NOTHING
THERE BUT A NOTE. "I BEAR YOU NO GRUDGE,

NOTHING THERE BUT A NOTE. "I
BEAR YOU NO GRUDGE, LOVE, SYLVIA."

"I BEAR YOU NO GRUDGE, LOVE,
SYLVIA." >> MR. HALIFAX, AT THE RISK OF

LOVE, SYLVIA." >> MR. HALIFAX, AT THE
RISK OF SOUNDING RUDE, HOW MUCH LONGER

MR. HALIFAX, AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING RUDE, HOW
MUCH LONGER DO YOU THINK THIS INTERVIEW WILL

SOUNDING RUDE, HOW MUCH LONGER
DO YOU THINK THIS INTERVIEW WILL TAKE?

DO YOU THINK THIS INTERVIEW WILL
TAKE? >> OH, WE'LL TAKE ALL THE TIME

TAKE? >> OH, WE'LL TAKE
ALL THE TIME NECESSARY.

OH, WE'LL TAKE ALL THE TIME NECESSARY.
YOU SEE, I AM A GOOD ATTORNEY

NECESSARY. >> YOU SEE, I AM A GOOD
ATTORNEY AND MY RECORD WITH THE FIRM

YOU SEE, I AM A GOOD ATTORNEY AND MY RECORD
WITH THE FIRM SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, BUT I'M ALSO

AND MY RECORD WITH THE FIRM SPEAKS
FOR ITSELF, BUT I'M ALSO A MOTHER.

SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, BUT I'M ALSO A
MOTHER. AND RIGHT NOW, I'M A LITTLE BIT

A MOTHER. AND RIGHT NOW, I'M A
LITTLE BIT WORRIED ABOUT MY DAUGHTER.

AND RIGHT NOW, I'M A LITTLE BIT WORRIED ABOUT
MY DAUGHTER. >> DOES THE CHILD GET ENOUGH

WORRIED ABOUT MY DAUGHTER. >>
DOES THE CHILD GET ENOUGH FIBER?

DOES THE CHILD GET ENOUGH
FIBER? EVERY NIGHT BEFORE I GO TO

FIBER? EVERY NIGHT BEFORE I GO
TO SLEEP, I HAVE A GLASS OF MILK

EVERY NIGHT BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP, I HAVE A
GLASS OF MILK WITH A SHOT OF DRAMBUIE, A BIG

SLEEP, I HAVE A GLASS OF MILK WITH A SHOT OF
DRAMBUIE, A BIG BOWL OF BRAN AND A MARTINI.

WITH A SHOT OF DRAMBUIE, A BIG BOWL OF BRAN
AND A MARTINI. DO YOU KNOW WHAT BRAN DOES

BOWL OF BRAN AND A MARTINI. DO
YOU KNOW WHAT BRAN DOES FOR YOU?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT BRAN DOES FOR
YOU? >> WELL, I THINK I HAVE A PRETTY

FOR YOU? >> WELL, I THINK I
HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.

WELL, I THINK I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD
IDEA. >> OH, BRAN IS WONDERFUL, I EAT

GOOD IDEA. >> OH, BRAN IS WONDERFUL,
I EAT THAT BOWL OF BRAN AT NIGHT THEN

OH, BRAN IS WONDERFUL, I EAT THAT BOWL OF BRAN
AT NIGHT THEN IN THE MORNING I LEAP OUT OF

THAT BOWL OF BRAN AT NIGHT THEN IN THE MORNING
I LEAP OUT OF BED AND SAY, "THANK YOU, BRAN."

MR. YAMADO, MR. YAMADO. OKAY,
ALL RIGHT. >> SEE, DOCTOR, EVERY TIME

OKAY, ALL RIGHT. >> SEE, DOCTOR, EVERY
TIME WE TALK ABOUT WHAT'S GOING TO

SEE, DOCTOR, EVERY TIME WE TALK ABOUT
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE DELIVERY ROOM,

WE TALK ABOUT WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
IN THE DELIVERY ROOM, HE PASSES OUT.

HAPPEN IN THE DELIVERY ROOM, HE
PASSES OUT. >> HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN

HE PASSES OUT. >> HOW
LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?

HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING
ON? >> EVER SINCE HE SAW THE CHILD

GOING ON? >> EVER SINCE HE
SAW THE CHILD BIRTH FILM IN CLASS.

EVER SINCE HE SAW THE CHILD BIRTH
FILM IN CLASS. NOW, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS

BIRTH FILM IN CLASS. NOW, ALL YOU HAVE
TO DO IS MENTION THE FILM AND HE'S GONE.

NOW, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MENTION
THE FILM AND HE'S GONE. >> I'M FINE.

MENTION THE FILM AND HE'S
GONE. >> I'M FINE. I'M FINE, LET ME UP.

I'M FINE. I'M FINE, LET ME
UP. >> YOU FAINTED HONEY.

I'M FINE, LET ME UP. >> YOU FAINTED
HONEY. >> JUST A LITTLE, I'M FINE NOW.

YOU FAINTED HONEY. >> JUST A
LITTLE, I'M FINE NOW. >> JUST TAKE IT EASY,

JUST A LITTLE, I'M FINE NOW.
JUST TAKE IT EASY, COME ON UP.

JUST TAKE IT EASY, COME ON
UP. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WATER?

COME ON UP. WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME WATER? >> OH, NO THANK YOU.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WATER? >> OH, NO
THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT, WELL JUST HAVE A SIT

OH, NO THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT,
WELL JUST HAVE A SIT DOWN THERE.

ALL RIGHT, WELL JUST HAVE A SIT
DOWN THERE. >> SO, WHERE WERE WE?

DOWN THERE. >> SO, WHERE WERE
WE? WELL, YOU WERE TELLING ME HOW

SO, WHERE WERE WE? WELL, YOU WERE
TELLING ME HOW YOU WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO

WELL, YOU WERE TELLING ME HOW YOU WERE
LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING IN THE DELIVERY ROOM

YOU WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING
IN THE DELIVERY ROOM WITH YOUR WIFE.

BEING IN THE DELIVERY ROOM WITH YOUR
WIFE. >> ABSOLUTELY, I WANNA BE THERE

WITH YOUR WIFE. >> ABSOLUTELY, I
WANNA BE THERE TO SUPPORT JANET.

ABSOLUTELY, I WANNA BE THERE TO SUPPORT
JANET. >> NOW, WHEN YOU SAW THE FILM.

TO SUPPORT JANET. >> NOW,
WHEN YOU SAW THE FILM. >> DOCTOR.

NOW, WHEN YOU SAW THE
FILM. >> DOCTOR. >> I'M SORRY.

DOCTOR. >> I'M
SORRY. OKAY, MR. YAMADO,

I'M SORRY. OKAY,
MR. YAMADO, JUST TAKE IT EASY.

OKAY, MR. YAMADO, JUST TAKE IT
EASY. >> I HAVE TO BE THERE TO COUNT

JUST TAKE IT EASY. >> I HAVE TO BE
THERE TO COUNT AND HELP JANET WITH HER

I HAVE TO BE THERE TO COUNT
AND HELP JANET WITH HER BREATHING.

AND HELP JANET WITH HER BREATHING.
AND THAT'S WONDERFUL, BUT

BREATHING. >> AND THAT'S WONDERFUL,
BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT

AND THAT'S WONDERFUL, BUT I WANT YOU
TO KNOW THAT WHEN I WOMAN IS IN TRANSITION,

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WHEN I WOMAN IS IN
TRANSITION, THERE'S AN INCREDIBLE CHANGE.

WHEN I WOMAN IS IN TRANSITION, THERE'S AN
INCREDIBLE CHANGE. THIS WOMAN WILL HAVE

THERE'S AN INCREDIBLE CHANGE. THIS
WOMAN WILL HAVE THE STRENGTH OF TEN MEN.

THIS WOMAN WILL HAVE THE STRENGTH OF
TEN MEN. AND THIS LOVELY PERSON THAT YOU

THE STRENGTH OF TEN MEN. AND THIS LOVELY
PERSON THAT YOU KNOW MAY CALL YOU NAMES THAT

AND THIS LOVELY PERSON THAT YOU KNOW MAY CALL
YOU NAMES THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE.

KNOW MAY CALL YOU NAMES THAT
YOU'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE. >> JANET?

YOU'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE. >>
JANET? >> YES, WHAT DID THEY TELL YOU

JANET? >> YES, WHAT DID THEY
TELL YOU AFTER YOU SAW THE FILM?

YES, WHAT DID THEY TELL
YOU AFTER YOU SAW THE FILM? NO.

AFTER YOU SAW THE
FILM? NO. I'M SORRY,

NO. I'M SORRY, I
SAID AFTER THE FILM.

I'M SORRY, I SAID AFTER THE FILM.
YEAH, OKAY, JUST PUT YOUR HEAD

I SAID AFTER THE FILM. YEAH, OKAY, JUST
PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN HERE, BETWEEN... JUST

YEAH, OKAY, JUST PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN
HERE, BETWEEN... JUST A MINUTE, PLEASE.

DOWN HERE, BETWEEN... JUST A
MINUTE, PLEASE. HELLO, YEAH, RUDY.

A MINUTE, PLEASE. HELLO,
YEAH, RUDY. NO, NOT NOW.

HELLO, YEAH, RUDY. NO, NOT
NOW. NO, DEAR, YOU CANNOT HAVE

NO, NOT NOW. NO, DEAR, YOU
CANNOT HAVE ANY ICE CREAM.

NO, DEAR, YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY ICE
CREAM. NO, YOU STAY ON THE ISLAND,

ANY ICE CREAM. NO, YOU
STAY ON THE ISLAND, PLEASE.

NO, YOU STAY ON THE ISLAND,
PLEASE. AND YES, DO YOUR BOOK.

PLEASE. AND YES, DO YOUR
BOOK. HMM, NOW, NO MATTER WHAT

AND YES, DO YOUR BOOK. HMM, NOW, NO
MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, STAY ON THE ISLAND.

HMM, NOW, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,
STAY ON THE ISLAND. OH, MR. YAMADO, I WAS

HAPPENS, STAY ON THE ISLAND. OH,
MR. YAMADO, I WAS WONDERING, ARE YOU AWARE

OH, MR. YAMADO, I WAS WONDERING, ARE
YOU AWARE THAT AN AWFUL LOT OF FATHERS

WONDERING, ARE YOU AWARE THAT AN
AWFUL LOT OF FATHERS DO MENTAL COACHING?

THAT AN AWFUL LOT OF FATHERS DO
MENTAL COACHING? >> MENTAL COACHING?

DO MENTAL COACHING? >> MENTAL
COACHING? >> FROM THE LOBBY.

MENTAL COACHING? >> FROM THE
LOBBY. YOU SEE, THERE ARE MANY HUSBANDS

FROM THE LOBBY. YOU SEE, THERE ARE MANY
HUSBANDS WHO STAY IN THE LOBBY AND THEY

YOU SEE, THERE ARE MANY HUSBANDS WHO STAY IN THE
LOBBY AND THEY MENTALLY COACH THEIR WIVES FROM

WHO STAY IN THE LOBBY AND THEY MENTALLY COACH
THEIR WIVES FROM BACK THERE WHILE THEIR WIVES ARE

MENTALLY COACH THEIR WIVES FROM BACK THERE
WHILE THEIR WIVES ARE IN THE DELIVERY ROOM GOING

BACK THERE WHILE THEIR WIVES ARE IN THE
DELIVERY ROOM GOING THROUGH THE LABOR, YOU SEE.

IN THE DELIVERY ROOM GOING
THROUGH THE LABOR, YOU SEE. >> LABOR.

THROUGH THE LABOR, YOU
SEE. >> LABOR. >> OH, I'M SORRY,

LABOR. >> OH, I'M
SORRY, I DIDN'T SAY FILM.

OH, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T
SAY FILM. >> HE'S HOPELESS.

I DIDN'T SAY FILM. >> HE'S HOPELESS.
WELL, LOOK, WHEN HE GOES OUT

HE'S HOPELESS. >> WELL, LOOK, WHEN
HE GOES OUT LIKE THIS, HOW LONG DOES HE

WELL, LOOK, WHEN HE GOES OUT
LIKE THIS, HOW LONG DOES HE STAY OUT?

LIKE THIS, HOW LONG DOES HE STAY
OUT? >> FIFTEEN, THIRTY SECONDS

STAY OUT? >> FIFTEEN,
THIRTY SECONDS AT THE MOST.

FIFTEEN, THIRTY SECONDS
AT THE MOST. >> MR. YAMADO?

AT THE MOST. >> MR. YAMADO?
YOU'RE GOING IN TO THE DELIVERY

MR. YAMADO? YOU'RE GOING IN TO THE
DELIVERY ROOM, WE'RE GONNA GET A CHAIR

YOU'RE GOING IN TO THE DELIVERY
ROOM, WE'RE GONNA GET A CHAIR FOR YOU.

ROOM, WE'RE GONNA GET A
CHAIR FOR YOU. >> I'LL BE THERE.

FOR YOU. >> I'LL BE THERE. >>
YOU KNOW, THERE ARE TIMES

I'LL BE THERE. >> YOU KNOW, THERE
ARE TIMES WHEN MEN WHO ARE NERVOUS LIKE

YOU KNOW, THERE ARE TIMES WHEN MEN WHO
ARE NERVOUS LIKE THIS, THEY GET INTO THAT

WHEN MEN WHO ARE NERVOUS LIKE THIS,
THEY GET INTO THAT DELIVERY ROOM AND ALL OF

THIS, THEY GET INTO THAT DELIVERY
ROOM AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY BECOME

DELIVERY ROOM AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY
BECOME A DIFFERENT PERSON ALTOGETHER.

A SUDDEN THEY BECOME A DIFFERENT PERSON
ALTOGETHER. >> DO YOU THINK THAT WILL HAPPEN

A DIFFERENT PERSON ALTOGETHER. >> DO
YOU THINK THAT WILL HAPPEN WITH STEVE?

DO YOU THINK THAT WILL
HAPPEN WITH STEVE? >> NO.

WITH STEVE? >> NO. >>
AND THE BABY BEAR SAID,

NO. >> AND THE BABY BEAR SAID,
"SOMEBODY HAS BEEN EATING MY

AND THE BABY BEAR SAID, "SOMEBODY HAS
BEEN EATING MY PORRIDGE AND IT'S ALL GONE.

"SOMEBODY HAS BEEN EATING MY PORRIDGE
AND IT'S ALL GONE. BIG MAMA BEAR SAID,

PORRIDGE AND IT'S ALL GONE. BIG
MAMA BEAR SAID, "SOMEBODY HAS..."

BIG MAMA BEAR SAID,
"SOMEBODY HAS..." >> HI, RUDY.

"SOMEBODY HAS..." >>
HI, RUDY. >> MOMMY.

HI, RUDY. >> MOMMY.
HOW ARE YOU FEELIN'?

MOMMY. >> HOW
ARE YOU FEELIN'? >> FINE.

HOW ARE YOU FEELIN'?
FINE. >> OH, GIVE ME A KISS.

FINE. >> OH, GIVE ME A KISS.
DID YOUR DADDY GIVE YOU YOUR

OH, GIVE ME A KISS. DID YOUR
DADDY GIVE YOU YOUR ASPIRIN?

DID YOUR DADDY GIVE
YOU YOUR ASPIRIN? >> YES.

ASPIRIN? >> YES. >> DID
YOU DO THE AIRPLANE?

YES. >> DID YOU DO THE
AIRPLANE? >> HE DID EVERYTHING.

DID YOU DO THE AIRPLANE? >> HE
DID EVERYTHING. >> OH, THAT'S GREAT.

HE DID EVERYTHING. >> OH, THAT'S
GREAT. >> HEY, HOWDY PARTNER.

OH, THAT'S GREAT. >> HEY, HOWDY
PARTNER. >> I DON'T KNOW THAT YET, CLIFF.

HEY, HOWDY PARTNER. >> I DON'T KNOW THAT
YET, CLIFF. >> WELL, WHAT DID MR. HALIFAX

I DON'T KNOW THAT YET, CLIFF.
WELL, WHAT DID MR. HALIFAX SAY?

WELL, WHAT DID MR. HALIFAX
SAY? >> EVERYTHING.

SAY? >> EVERYTHING. HE
TALKED AND TALKED AND TALKED

EVERYTHING. HE TALKED AND
TALKED AND TALKED 'TIL HE FELL ASLEEP.

HE TALKED AND TALKED AND TALKED 'TIL
HE FELL ASLEEP. >> SO, WHAT DID YOU DO?

'TIL HE FELL ASLEEP. >> SO, WHAT DID
YOU DO? >> OH, I STARTED TO WAKE HIM UP

SO, WHAT DID YOU DO? >> OH, I STARTED TO
WAKE HIM UP AND ASK HIM IF I WAS A PARTNER,

OH, I STARTED TO WAKE HIM UP AND ASK HIM IF
I WAS A PARTNER, BUT THAT DIDN'T SEEM RIGHT.

AND ASK HIM IF I WAS A PARTNER, BUT THAT DIDN'T
SEEM RIGHT. SO, I JUST LEFT BECAUSE I KNEW

BUT THAT DIDN'T SEEM RIGHT. SO, I JUST
LEFT BECAUSE I KNEW RUDY WAS HOME ALONE.

SO, I JUST LEFT BECAUSE I KNEW RUDY
WAS HOME ALONE. >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

RUDY WAS HOME ALONE. >> ARE YOU
KIDDING ME? SHE'S NOT HOME ALONE,

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? SHE'S NOT HOME
ALONE, THE CHILD IS JUST ABOVE... I CAN

SHE'S NOT HOME ALONE, THE CHILD IS JUST
ABOVE... I CAN DRILL A HOLE AND TOUCH HER.

THE CHILD IS JUST ABOVE... I CAN DRILL A HOLE
AND TOUCH HER. I DID EVERYTHING YOU WANTED ME

DRILL A HOLE AND TOUCH HER. I DID
EVERYTHING YOU WANTED ME TO DO.

I DID EVERYTHING YOU WANTED
ME TO DO. >> WELL, I KNOW YOU DID

TO DO. >> WELL, I KNOW
YOU DID EVERYTHING.

WELL, I KNOW YOU DID EVERYTHING.
BUT I WANTED IT DONE BY ME.

EVERYTHING. BUT I WANTED IT DONE BY
ME. COME ON, RUDY, I'M TAKING YOU UP

BUT I WANTED IT DONE BY ME. COME ON,
RUDY, I'M TAKING YOU UP TO YOUR ROOM.

COME ON, RUDY, I'M TAKING YOU UP TO
YOUR ROOM. SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR ISLAND.

TO YOUR ROOM. SAY GOOD-BYE TO
YOUR ISLAND. >> GOOD-BYE FISHIES.

SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR ISLAND. >> GOOD-BYE
FISHIES. >> WHAT ABOUT THE PARTNERSHIP?

GOOD-BYE FISHIES. >> WHAT
ABOUT THE PARTNERSHIP? DR. HUXTABLE.

WHAT ABOUT THE PARTNERSHIP?
DR. HUXTABLE. MR. ARABACK.

DR. HUXTABLE.
MR. ARABACK. YEAH, HUH?

MR. ARABACK. YEAH, HUH? SHE IS.

YEAH, HUH? SHE IS. OH, OH.

SHE IS. OH, OH. WHO?

OH, OH. WHO? OKAY, PUT HIM ON.

WHO? OKAY, PUT HIM
ON. MR. HALIFAX, YEAH,

OKAY, PUT HIM ON. MR. HALIFAX,
YEAH, HOW ARE YOU SIR?

MR. HALIFAX, YEAH, HOW ARE
YOU SIR? THIS IS DR. HUXTABLE.

HOW ARE YOU SIR? THIS IS
DR. HUXTABLE. WELL, SHE'S... WHAT?

THIS IS DR. HUXTABLE. WELL,
SHE'S... WHAT? NO, I HAVE NOT BEEN TO THAT

WELL, SHE'S... WHAT? NO, I HAVE
NOT BEEN TO THAT RESTAURANT.

NO, I HAVE NOT BEEN TO THAT
RESTAURANT. THIN SLICE OF VEAL, POTATO,

RESTAURANT. THIN SLICE OF
VEAL, POTATO, AND A MARTINI.

THIN SLICE OF VEAL, POTATO, AND A
MARTINI. NO, I THINK HE WAS WAY BEFORE MY

AND A MARTINI. NO, I THINK HE
WAS WAY BEFORE MY WIFE'S TIME.

NO, I THINK HE WAS WAY BEFORE MY
WIFE'S TIME. YEAH, I'LL LET YOU TALK TO HER

WIFE'S TIME. YEAH, I'LL LET
YOU TALK TO HER RIGHT NOW.

YEAH, I'LL LET YOU TALK TO HER
RIGHT NOW. SIR, YEAH, BOW TIES ARE

RIGHT NOW. SIR, YEAH, BOW
TIES ARE WONDERFUL, UM-HM...

SIR, YEAH, BOW TIES ARE WONDERFUL,
UM-HM... PARTNER, YOU'RE A PARTNER

WONDERFUL, UM-HM... PARTNER,
YOU'RE A PARTNER YOU'RE A PARTNER.

PARTNER, YOU'RE A PARTNER YOU'RE A
PARTNER. AND I'M TAKING THE PARTNER OUT

YOU'RE A PARTNER. AND I'M TAKING THE
PARTNER OUT AND WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE.

AND I'M TAKING THE PARTNER OUT AND
WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE. >> NO, YOU ARE NOT.

AND WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE. >>
NO, YOU ARE NOT. >> TOMORROW NIGHT.

NO, YOU ARE NOT. >> TOMORROW
NIGHT. >> NO, YOU ARE NOT.

TOMORROW NIGHT. >> NO,
YOU ARE NOT. NO, YOU ARE NOT.

NO, YOU ARE NOT. NO, YOU ARE
NOT. BECAUSE THE PARTNER IS TAKING

NO, YOU ARE NOT. BECAUSE THE PARTNER
IS TAKING YOU OUT AND WE'RE GOING TO

BECAUSE THE PARTNER IS TAKING YOU OUT
AND WE'RE GOING TO CELEBRATE WITH DINNER

YOU OUT AND WE'RE GOING TO
CELEBRATE WITH DINNER AND DANCE.

CELEBRATE WITH DINNER AND
DANCE. >> ALL RIGHT, MS. MONEY.

AND DANCE. >> ALL RIGHT, MS.
MONEY. WHAT ABOUT TITO POINTING.

ALL RIGHT, MS. MONEY. WHAT
ABOUT TITO POINTING. >> YOU GOT IT.

WHAT ABOUT TITO POINTING.
YOU GOT IT. >> WE'LL SEE HIM.

YOU GOT IT. >> WE'LL SEE
HIM. >> LET'S TELL THE CHILDREN.

UH-HUH.

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