The Cosby Show (1984–1992): Season 1, Episode 10 - Bonjour, Sondra - full transcript
Sondra is introduced, who comes back from college and is planning a trip to Paris for the summer.
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COME ON, DAD! YOU PROMISED
THAT WHEN I WAS 14, I COULD CARVE
YOU PROMISED THAT WHEN I WAS 14, I
COULD CARVE THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY.
I WAS 14, I COULD CARVE THE
THANKSGIVING TURKEY. >> YES, I DID.
THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY. >> YES, I
DID. ALRIGHT FIRST, YOU START WITH
YES, I DID. ALRIGHT FIRST, YOU
START WITH THIS AND THEN, WE'LL SEE.
ALRIGHT FIRST, YOU START WITH THIS AND THEN,
WE'LL SEE. >> DAD, THAT'S NOT A TURKEY.
THIS AND THEN, WE'LL SEE. >> DAD,
THAT'S NOT A TURKEY. IT'S A CHICKEN.
DAD, THAT'S NOT A TURKEY.
IT'S A CHICKEN. >> RIGHT!
IT'S A CHICKEN. >> RIGHT!
YOU PASSED THE FIRST PART
RIGHT! YOU PASSED
THE FIRST PART OF THE TEST.
YOU PASSED THE FIRST PART OF
THE TEST. YOU KNOW A CHICKEN
OF THE TEST. YOU KNOW
A CHICKEN FROM A TURKEY.
YOU KNOW A CHICKEN FROM A
TURKEY. >> DAD, I DON'T NEED THIS.
FROM A TURKEY. >> DAD, I DON'T NEED
THIS. I WATCHED YOU AND MR. NORTON
DAD, I DON'T NEED THIS. I WATCHED
YOU AND MR. NORTON AT THE BUTCHER SHOP.
I WATCHED YOU AND MR. NORTON AT THE
BUTCHER SHOP. JUST LET ME CARVE THE TURKEY.
AT THE BUTCHER SHOP. JUST LET ME
CARVE THE TURKEY. >> SON, YOU'VE GOT TO
JUST LET ME CARVE THE TURKEY.
SON, YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND.
SON, YOU'VE GOT TO
UNDERSTAND. THIS IS TONIGHT'S DINNER.
UNDERSTAND. THIS IS TONIGHT'S
DINNER. YOU START WITH THIS.
THIS IS TONIGHT'S DINNER. YOU
START WITH THIS. YOU PRACTICE.
YOU START WITH THIS. YOU PRACTICE.
YOU'LL KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT
YOU PRACTICE. YOU'LL KNOW
EVERYTHING ABOUT CUTTING THE TURKEY.
YOU'LL KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT CUTTING THE
TURKEY. NOW, GET YOUR UTENSILS, ALRIGHT?
CUTTING THE TURKEY. NOW, GET
YOUR UTENSILS, ALRIGHT? ALRIGHT.
SEE, WHAT WE'VE GOT IS...
DAD! >> CARVE! NOT HACK.
CARVE! NOT HACK. >>
THAT'S THE WAY MR. NORTON
NOT HACK. >> THAT'S THE WAY
MR. NORTON AT THE BUTCHER SHOP DOES IT.
THAT'S THE WAY MR. NORTON AT THE BUTCHER
SHOP DOES IT. >> MR. NORTON IS A SHOWOFF.
AT THE BUTCHER SHOP DOES IT. >> MR. NORTON
IS A SHOWOFF. NOW GO AHEAD AND GET
MR. NORTON IS A SHOWOFF. NOW GO
AHEAD AND GET THE UTENSILS OUT HERE, SON.
NOW GO AHEAD AND GET THE UTENSILS
OUT HERE, SON. YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND.
THE UTENSILS OUT HERE, SON. YOU'VE
GOT TO UNDERSTAND. LOOK AT THIS.
YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND.
LOOK AT THIS. WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS?
LOOK AT THIS. WILL YOU LOOK AT
THIS? YOU SEE THE DIAGRAM HERE?
WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS? YOU SEE THE DIAGRAM
HERE? LOOK AT THE PICTURE OF THE CHEF.
YOU SEE THE DIAGRAM HERE? LOOK AT
THE PICTURE OF THE CHEF. THE MAN IS HAPPY.
LOOK AT THE PICTURE OF THE CHEF.
THE MAN IS HAPPY. AND HE'S SMILING
THE MAN IS HAPPY. AND
HE'S SMILING AS HE'S SLICING.
AND HE'S SMILING AS HE'S
SLICING. HE'S NOT LIKE THIS...
AS HE'S SLICING. HE'S NOT LIKE
THIS... SO NOW, GO AHEAD AND START.
HE'S NOT LIKE THIS... SO NOW,
GO AHEAD AND START. SLICE.
SO NOW, GO AHEAD AND START.
SLICE. SON, NO, NO, NO, NO.
SLICE. SON, NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU DON'T ARGH, TIGHT LIPPED!
SON, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T ARGH, TIGHT
LIPPED! LOOK AT THE CHEF'S FACE AGAIN.
YOU DON'T ARGH, TIGHT LIPPED! LOOK AT
THE CHEF'S FACE AGAIN. IS IT LIKE THIS...?
LOOK AT THE CHEF'S FACE AGAIN.
IS IT LIKE THIS...? HE'S LIKE THIS...
CLIFF? >> YES, DEAR. >>
HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YES, DEAR. >> HONEY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING? >> I'M CARVING.
HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING? >> I'M CARVING. [LAUGHING]
I'M CARVING.
[LAUGHING] >> OH, I GET IT.
[LAUGHING] >> OH, I GET IT.
YOU'RE GOING TO PASS THE HONOR
OH, I GET IT. YOU'RE GOING TO PASS
THE HONOR OF CARVING THE TURKEY OVER TO
YOU'RE GOING TO PASS THE HONOR OF CARVING
THE TURKEY OVER TO YOUR SON THIS YEAR.
OF CARVING THE TURKEY OVER TO
YOUR SON THIS YEAR. THAT'S NICE.
YOUR SON THIS YEAR. THAT'S
NICE. >> AH DEAR, I'M NOT SURE YET
THAT'S NICE. >> AH DEAR, I'M NOT SURE
YET ABOUT THE PASSING OF ANYTHING.
AH DEAR, I'M NOT SURE YET ABOUT THE PASSING
OF ANYTHING. WHAT TIME IS SANDRA'S BUS
ABOUT THE PASSING OF ANYTHING. WHAT TIME
IS SANDRA'S BUS SUPPOSED TO GET IN HERE?
WHAT TIME IS SANDRA'S BUS SUPPOSED
TO GET IN HERE? ISN'T SHE LATE?
SUPPOSED TO GET IN HERE? ISN'T SHE
LATE? >> WELL, SHE SHOULD BE HERE
ISN'T SHE LATE? >> WELL,
SHE SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW.
WELL, SHE SHOULD BE HERE BY
NOW. >> OH SON, PLEASE BE CAREFUL.
BY NOW. >> OH SON, PLEASE BE
CAREFUL. DON'T HURT YOURSELF, OKAY?
OH SON, PLEASE BE CAREFUL. DON'T
HURT YOURSELF, OKAY? >> SURE, MOM.
YOU'RE EXCITED BECAUSE YOUR
DAUGHTER'S COMING HOME, AREN'T YOU?
YOUR DAUGHTER'S COMING HOME,
AREN'T YOU? >> NO, I AM NOT EXCITED.
AREN'T YOU? >> NO, I AM NOT
EXCITED. I AM NOT EXCITED.
NO, I AM NOT EXCITED. I AM
NOT EXCITED. >> YES, YOU ARE.
I AM NOT EXCITED. >> YES, YOU
ARE. OUR FIRSTBORN IS COMING HOME
YES, YOU ARE. OUR FIRSTBORN IS
COMING HOME FROM COLLEGE, AND YOU ARE
OUR FIRSTBORN IS COMING HOME
FROM COLLEGE, AND YOU ARE EXCITED.
FROM COLLEGE, AND YOU ARE
EXCITED. >> I AM NOT EXCITED, I'M TELLING
EXCITED. >> I AM NOT EXCITED,
I'M TELLING YOU, SO JUST STOP IT.
I AM NOT EXCITED, I'M TELLING
YOU, SO JUST STOP IT. >> MMM HMM.
YOU, SO JUST STOP IT. >> MMM
HMM. >> FIRSTBORN, THE INQUISITIVE
MMM HMM. >> FIRSTBORN,
THE INQUISITIVE ONE.
FIRSTBORN, THE INQUISITIVE
ONE. YES INDEED, I REMEMBER SHE WAS
ONE. YES INDEED, I REMEMBER SHE
WAS ABOUT 4 YEARS OLD AND SHE SAID,
YES INDEED, I REMEMBER SHE WAS ABOUT 4 YEARS
OLD AND SHE SAID, "DADDY, WHERE DO THE DUCKS GO
ABOUT 4 YEARS OLD AND SHE SAID, "DADDY, WHERE
DO THE DUCKS GO WHEN THE POND FREEZES OVER?"
"DADDY, WHERE DO THE DUCKS GO WHEN THE
POND FREEZES OVER?" RIGHT THEN AND THERE,
WHEN THE POND FREEZES OVER?" RIGHT THEN
AND THERE, I KNEW SHE WAS SMARTER THAN I.
RIGHT THEN AND THERE, I KNEW
SHE WAS SMARTER THAN I. [LAUGHING]
I KNEW SHE WAS SMARTER THAN I.
[LAUGHING] >> YEAH, SHE USED TO ASK A LOT
[LAUGHING] >> YEAH, SHE USED TO ASK
A LOT OF QUESTIONS, AND NOW SHE CAN
YEAH, SHE USED TO ASK A LOT OF
QUESTIONS, AND NOW SHE CAN ANSWER THEM.
OF QUESTIONS, AND NOW SHE CAN ANSWER
THEM. >> MMM HMM, FOUR "A"s AND A "B."
ANSWER THEM. >> MMM HMM,
FOUR "A"s AND A "B." >> HEY, HEY, HEY!
MMM HMM, FOUR "A"s AND A "B." >>
HEY, HEY, HEY! >> ALRIGHT, AND HALF OF HER
HEY, HEY, HEY! >> ALRIGHT,
AND HALF OF HER BELONGS TO YOU.
ALRIGHT, AND HALF OF HER BELONGS
TO YOU. >> OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
BELONGS TO YOU. >> OH, THANK
YOU SO MUCH. >> YOU'RE WELCOME,
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. >>
YOU'RE WELCOME, JUST THE FEET.
YOU'RE WELCOME, JUST
THE FEET. >> OH, DON'T TRY IT.
JUST THE FEET. >> OH, DON'T
TRY IT. >> LISTEN, ISN'T SHE LATE?
OH, DON'T TRY IT. >> LISTEN, ISN'T
SHE LATE? >> HONEY, PLEASE CALM DOWN.
LISTEN, ISN'T SHE LATE? >> HONEY, PLEASE
CALM DOWN. NOW, SHE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
HONEY, PLEASE CALM DOWN. NOW, SHE'LL BE HERE
ANY MINUTE. I'VE GOT TO GO CHECK ON THEO.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
WHO IS IT? >>
SANDRA! >> SANDRA WHO?
SANDRA! >> SANDRA WHO?
SANDRA, YOUR DAUGHTER,
SANDRA WHO? >> SANDRA,
YOUR DAUGHTER, REMEMBER?
SANDRA, YOUR DAUGHTER,
REMEMBER? >> THE ONE THAT GOES TO
REMEMBER? >> THE ONE
THAT GOES TO PRINCETON?
THE ONE THAT GOES TO
PRINCETON? >> YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE.
PRINCETON? >> YEAH, THAT'S THE
ONE. >> THE ONE WITH FOUR "A"s
YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE. >> THE ONE
WITH FOUR "A"s AND A "B" LAST YEAR?
THE ONE WITH FOUR "A"s
AND A "B" LAST YEAR? >> YES!
AND A "B" LAST YEAR? >>
YES! >> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
YES! >> WHAT DO YOU
WANT? >> DADDY, COME ON.
WHAT DO YOU WANT? >> DADDY,
COME ON. IT'S GETTING COLD OUT HERE.
DADDY, COME ON. IT'S GETTING COLD
OUT HERE. >> THE ONE THAT CALLS LONG
IT'S GETTING COLD OUT HERE. >>
THE ONE THAT CALLS LONG DISTANCE?
THE ONE THAT CALLS
LONG DISTANCE? >> YES, DADDY.
DISTANCE? >> YES, DADDY.
AND ASKS FOR MONEY?
YES, DADDY. >> AND
ASKS FOR MONEY? >> YES!
AND ASKS FOR MONEY? >> YES!
AND THE ONE WHO BROUGHT, STEP
YES! >> AND THE ONE WHO BROUGHT,
STEP ASIDE A SECOND PLEASE, FOUR BAGS
AND THE ONE WHO BROUGHT, STEP ASIDE A
SECOND PLEASE, FOUR BAGS OF DIRTY LAUNDRY?
ASIDE A SECOND PLEASE, FOUR
BAGS OF DIRTY LAUNDRY? HUH?
OF DIRTY LAUNDRY? HUH? >> YES!
HUH? >> YES! [LAUGHING]
YES! [LAUGHING] >> DADDY!
[LAUGHING] >> DADDY! OH!
DADDY! OH! >>
LET ME LOOK AT YOU.
OH! >> LET ME LOOK AT
YOU. >> SO, HOW DO I LOOK?
LET ME LOOK AT YOU. >> SO,
HOW DO I LOOK? >> LIKE TRASH.
SO, HOW DO I LOOK? >>
LIKE TRASH. HOW 'BOUT ME?
LIKE TRASH. HOW 'BOUT
ME? >> WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
HOW 'BOUT ME? >> WELL, YOU LOOK
LIKE YOU GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT THERE,
WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT THERE, DADDY.
GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT THERE,
DADDY. >> OH, I COULDN'T HIDE IT, HUH?
DADDY. >> OH, I COULDN'T
HIDE IT, HUH? THAT'S ALRIGHT.
OH, I COULDN'T HIDE IT, HUH? THAT'S
ALRIGHT. SO NOW, WHAT DID... WHAT IS THIS
THAT'S ALRIGHT. SO NOW, WHAT
DID... WHAT IS THIS YOU BROUGHT HERE?
SO NOW, WHAT DID... WHAT IS THIS YOU
BROUGHT HERE? >> I MISSED YOU, DADDY.
YOU BROUGHT HERE? >> I MISSED
YOU, DADDY. >> OF COURSE YOU DID.
I MISSED YOU, DADDY. >> OF COURSE
YOU DID. SOMEBODY HAS TO BRING IN
OF COURSE YOU DID. SOMEBODY
HAS TO BRING IN YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY.
SOMEBODY HAS TO BRING IN
YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY. >> SANDRA!
YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY.
SANDRA! >> MOM!
SANDRA! >>
MOM! >> SANDRA, OH!
MOM! >> SANDRA, OH! OH
GOSH, LET ME LOOK AT YOU.
SANDRA, OH! OH GOSH, LET ME LOOK
AT YOU. WELL, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED?
OH GOSH, LET ME LOOK AT YOU. WELL, YOU
HAVEN'T CHANGED? >> WELL MOM, I WAS HOME
WELL, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED? >>
WELL MOM, I WAS HOME 2 MONTHS AGO.
WELL MOM, I WAS HOME 2
MONTHS AGO. >> OH REALLY?
2 MONTHS AGO. >> OH REALLY?
I THOUGHT IT WAS LONGER
OH REALLY? I THOUGHT
IT WAS LONGER THAN THAT.
I THOUGHT IT WAS LONGER
THAN THAT. >> SANDRA!
THAN THAT. >> SANDRA! >> RUDY!
SANDRA! >> RUDY!
I MADE YOU A TURKEY.
RUDY! >> I MADE YOU A
TURKEY. >> WELL THEN, WE'LL EAT IT
I MADE YOU A TURKEY. >> WELL
THEN, WE'LL EAT IT TOMORROW.
WELL THEN, WE'LL EAT IT
TOMORROW. >> IT'S A PAPER TURKEY, SILLY.
TOMORROW. >> IT'S A PAPER
TURKEY, SILLY. >> VANESSA...
IT'S A PAPER TURKEY,
SILLY. >> VANESSA... >> SANDRA.
VANESSA... >> SANDRA.
OH, YOU'RE GETTING TO BE
SANDRA. >> OH, YOU'RE
GETTING TO BE SO BIG.
OH, YOU'RE GETTING TO BE SO
BIG. >> WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR?
SO BIG. >> WHAT DID YOU DO
TO YOUR HAIR? >> DO YOU LIKE IT?
WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR?
DO YOU LIKE IT? >> OH, I LOVE IT.
DO YOU LIKE IT? >> OH, I
LOVE IT. WILL YOU DO IT TO MINE?
OH, I LOVE IT. WILL YOU
DO IT TO MINE? >> SURE.
WILL YOU DO IT TO MINE?
SURE. >> NICE JACKET.
SURE. >> NICE JACKET. >>
THANKS, YOU CAN'T BORROW IT.
NICE JACKET. >> THANKS,
YOU CAN'T BORROW IT. >> HEY!
THANKS, YOU CAN'T BORROW IT. >>
HEY! I'LL LEND YOU MY SUEDE BOOTS.
HEY! I'LL LEND YOU MY SUEDE
BOOTS. THOSE ARE MY SUEDE BOOTS.
I'LL LEND YOU MY SUEDE BOOTS. THOSE ARE MY
SUEDE BOOTS. >> WELL, I'LL LEND THEM BACK TO
THOSE ARE MY SUEDE BOOTS. >> WELL, I'LL LEND
THEM BACK TO YOU IF YOU LEND ME THAT JACKET.
WELL, I'LL LEND THEM BACK TO
YOU IF YOU LEND ME THAT JACKET. >> SIS!
YOU IF YOU LEND ME THAT
JACKET. >> SIS! >> HEY THEO!
SIS! >> HEY THEO! WHY
DO YOU SMELL LIKE CHICKEN?
HEY THEO! WHY DO YOU SMELL
LIKE CHICKEN? >> I'M IN TRAINING.
WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE CHICKEN? >> I'M IN
TRAINING. DAD JUST MAY LET ME CARVE THIS
I'M IN TRAINING. DAD JUST MAY
LET ME CARVE THIS YEAR'S TURKEY.
DAD JUST MAY LET ME CARVE THIS YEAR'S
TURKEY. >> HEY ALRIGHT, YOU'RE MOVING
YEAR'S TURKEY. >> HEY
ALRIGHT, YOU'RE MOVING UP!
HEY ALRIGHT, YOU'RE MOVING
UP! >> YOU KNOW, IT REALLY, REALLY
UP! >> YOU KNOW, IT REALLY,
REALLY MOVES ME TO SEE THIS ENTIRE
YOU KNOW, IT REALLY, REALLY MOVES ME TO SEE
THIS ENTIRE FAMILY HERE BECAUSE WE CAN EACH
MOVES ME TO SEE THIS ENTIRE FAMILY HERE BECAUSE
WE CAN EACH TAKE A BAG AND GET THIS LAUNDRY
FAMILY HERE BECAUSE WE CAN EACH
TAKE A BAG AND GET THIS LAUNDRY UPSTAIRS.
TAKE A BAG AND GET THIS
LAUNDRY UPSTAIRS. LET'S GO.
UPSTAIRS. LET'S GO.
RUDY, YOU CAN TAKE
LET'S GO. >> RUDY, YOU
CAN TAKE MORE THAN THAT.
THERE YOU GO. >>
WHAT'S IT SAY? >> PRINCETON.
WHAT'S IT SAY? >>
PRINCETON. >> CAN I SLEEP IN IT?
PRINCETON. >> CAN
I SLEEP IN IT? >> SURE.
CAN I SLEEP IN IT?
SURE. AND FOR YOU...
SURE. AND FOR YOU... >>
THE RINEHART STUDY GUIDE.
AND FOR YOU... >> THE RINEHART
STUDY GUIDE. >> YEAH, IT'LL HELP YOU
THE RINEHART STUDY GUIDE. >> YEAH,
IT'LL HELP YOU ORGANIZE YOUR THOUGHTS.
YEAH, IT'LL HELP YOU ORGANIZE
YOUR THOUGHTS. IT REALLY HELPED ME.
ORGANIZE YOUR THOUGHTS. IT
REALLY HELPED ME. >> GREAT, THANKS.
IT REALLY HELPED ME. >> GREAT,
THANKS. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GET
GREAT, THANKS. I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO GET MY THOUGHTS ORGANIZED.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GET MY
THOUGHTS ORGANIZED. >> SANDRA.
MY THOUGHTS ORGANIZED.
SANDRA. >> YEAH, VANESSA.
SANDRA. >> YEAH, VANESSA.
CAN I VISIT YOU AT PRINCETON?
YEAH, VANESSA. >> CAN I
VISIT YOU AT PRINCETON? >> SURE.
CAN I VISIT YOU AT PRINCETON? >>
SURE. >> YOU COULD WEAR MY T-SHIRT.
SURE. >> YOU COULD WEAR MY
T-SHIRT. >> HEY, DON'T YOU TWO HAVE
YOU COULD WEAR MY T-SHIRT. >> HEY,
DON'T YOU TWO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO?
HEY, DON'T YOU TWO
HAVE SOMETHING TO DO? >> NO.
SOMETHING TO DO? >> NO.
COME ON, I REALLY WANT TO
NO. >> COME ON, I REALLY WANT
TO TALK TO SANDRA ALONE, OKAY?
COME ON, I REALLY WANT TO TALK
TO SANDRA ALONE, OKAY? >> OKAY, BOYS.
TALK TO SANDRA ALONE, OKAY? >>
OKAY, BOYS. >> WHAT ABOUT THEM?
OKAY, BOYS. >> WHAT ABOUT
THEM? >> ONE DAY, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
WHAT ABOUT THEM? >> ONE DAY, YOU'LL
UNDERSTAND. ONE DAY, I'LL UNDERSTAND.
ONE DAY, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. ONE DAY, I'LL
UNDERSTAND. >> OKAY, LET'S HEAR ABOUT THIS
ONE DAY, I'LL UNDERSTAND. >> OKAY,
LET'S HEAR ABOUT THIS YEAR'S CROP.
OKAY, LET'S HEAR ABOUT THIS
YEAR'S CROP. >> THEY'RE TERRIFIC, BUT
YEAR'S CROP. >> THEY'RE TERRIFIC,
BUT THE REALLY EXCITING NEWS IS THAT
THEY'RE TERRIFIC, BUT THE REALLY EXCITING
NEWS IS THAT SOME FRIENDS AND I HAVE DECIDED
THE REALLY EXCITING NEWS IS THAT SOME FRIENDS
AND I HAVE DECIDED TO GO TO PARIS THIS SUMMER.
SOME FRIENDS AND I HAVE DECIDED
TO GO TO PARIS THIS SUMMER. >> PARIS?
TO GO TO PARIS THIS SUMMER. >>
PARIS? >> WE CAN HAVE THIS GREAT
PARIS? >> WE CAN HAVE THIS
GREAT APARTMENT REAL CHEAP.
WE CAN HAVE THIS GREAT APARTMENT
REAL CHEAP. >> OH, PARIS IS SO ROMANTIC.
APARTMENT REAL CHEAP. >> OH, PARIS IS SO
ROMANTIC. >> THERE IS A LOT MORE TO PARIS
OH, PARIS IS SO ROMANTIC. >> THERE
IS A LOT MORE TO PARIS THAN ROMANCE.
THERE IS A LOT MORE TO PARIS
THAN ROMANCE. >> LIKE WHAT?
THAN ROMANCE. >> LIKE WHAT?
I WANT TO SPEND SOME TIME
LIKE WHAT? >> I WANT TO SPEND SOME
TIME THERE AND EXPERIENCE THE CULTURE
I WANT TO SPEND SOME TIME THERE AND EXPERIENCE
THE CULTURE LIKE SOME OF THE GREAT WRITERS
THERE AND EXPERIENCE THE CULTURE LIKE SOME
OF THE GREAT WRITERS DID, RICHARD WRIGHT
LIKE SOME OF THE GREAT WRITERS DID,
RICHARD WRIGHT AND JAMES BALDWIN.
DID, RICHARD WRIGHT AND JAMES
BALDWIN. >> HAVE YOU TALKED TO
AND JAMES BALDWIN. >> HAVE
YOU TALKED TO MOM AND DAD YET?
HAVE YOU TALKED TO MOM AND
DAD YET? >> NO, THAT'S WHY I THOUGHT
MOM AND DAD YET? >> NO, THAT'S
WHY I THOUGHT I'D COME TO YOU.
NO, THAT'S WHY I THOUGHT I'D
COME TO YOU. SEE, I'VE BEEN AWAY
I'D COME TO YOU. SEE, I'VE BEEN
AWAY AND YOU'RE MORE IN TOUCH WITH
SEE, I'VE BEEN AWAY AND YOU'RE
MORE IN TOUCH WITH THE FAMILY CLIMATE.
AND YOU'RE MORE IN TOUCH WITH THE
FAMILY CLIMATE. WHO DO I GO TO FIRST?
THE FAMILY CLIMATE. WHO DO I GO
TO FIRST? >> HA, HA, DON'T EVEN THINK
WHO DO I GO TO FIRST? >> HA, HA,
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING TO DAD.
HA, HA, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
GOING TO DAD. CONCENTRATE ON MOM.
ABOUT GOING TO DAD. CONCENTRATE
ON MOM. IF YOU GET HER ON YOUR SIDE,
CONCENTRATE ON MOM. IF YOU GET HER ON
YOUR SIDE, THEN YOU CAN DOUBLE TEAM DAD
IF YOU GET HER ON YOUR SIDE, THEN YOU CAN
DOUBLE TEAM DAD AND THEN YOU MIGHT HAVE
THEN YOU CAN DOUBLE TEAM DAD AND
THEN YOU MIGHT HAVE A FIGHTING CHANCE.
AND THEN YOU MIGHT HAVE A FIGHTING
CHANCE. >> THE FAMILY CLIMATE HASN'T
A FIGHTING CHANCE. >> THE
FAMILY CLIMATE HASN'T CHANGED.
THE FAMILY CLIMATE HASN'T
CHANGED. WELL, WHAT APPROACH DO I USE
CHANGED. WELL, WHAT
APPROACH DO I USE WITH MOM?
WELL, WHAT APPROACH DO I USE WITH
MOM? >> MMM, ASK HER ABOUT HER WORK.
WITH MOM? >> MMM, ASK HER ABOUT
HER WORK. SEE, NOBODY ASKS MOM ABOUT
MMM, ASK HER ABOUT HER WORK.
SEE, NOBODY ASKS MOM ABOUT HER WORK.
SEE, NOBODY ASKS MOM ABOUT HER
WORK. THEN WHEN YOU GOT HER FEELING
HER WORK. THEN WHEN YOU GOT HER
FEELING REAL GOOD, YOU COULD SLIP
THEN WHEN YOU GOT HER FEELING
REAL GOOD, YOU COULD SLIP IN PARIS.
REAL GOOD, YOU COULD SLIP
IN PARIS. >> OH, GREAT IDEA.
IN PARIS. >> OH, GREAT
IDEA. >> YEAH, GOOD LUCK.
OH, GREAT IDEA. >> YEAH, GOOD
LUCK. 'CAUSE IF YOU GET TO GO THAT
YEAH, GOOD LUCK. 'CAUSE IF YOU
GET TO GO THAT MEANS I'M GOING NEXT.
'CAUSE IF YOU GET TO GO THAT
MEANS I'M GOING NEXT. [LAUGHING]
HI. >> HI HONEY. >> YOU
WANT SOME HOT CHOCOLATE?
HI HONEY. >> YOU WANT SOME
HOT CHOCOLATE? >> OH, NO THANK YOU.
YOU WANT SOME HOT CHOCOLATE?
OH, NO THANK YOU. >> HOW'S WORK?
OH, NO THANK YOU. >>
HOW'S WORK? >> FANTASTIC.
HOW'S WORK? >>
FANTASTIC. >> REALLY?
FANTASTIC. >> REALLY?
OH YES, I WON MY LAST
REALLY? >> OH YES, I
WON MY LAST THREE CASES.
OH YES, I WON MY LAST THREE
CASES. THERE'S EVEN SOME TALK THAT
THREE CASES. THERE'S EVEN SOME TALK
THAT I MIGHT BECOME A PARTNER NEXT
THERE'S EVEN SOME TALK THAT I
MIGHT BECOME A PARTNER NEXT MONTH.
I MIGHT BECOME A PARTNER
NEXT MONTH. >> THAT'S GREAT!
MONTH. >> THAT'S GREAT!
SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO
THAT'S GREAT! >> SO,
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK ME?
SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK
ME? >> WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK
ASK ME? >> WELL, WHAT
DO YOU THINK ABOUT PARIS?
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT PARIS? >> OH, I LOVE PARIS.
ABOUT PARIS? >> OH, I LOVE
PARIS. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO.
OH, I LOVE PARIS. I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO GO. >> YOU HAVE?
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO. >>
YOU HAVE? >> UH-HUH, AND SO DO YOU.
YOU HAVE? >> UH-HUH, AND SO DO
YOU. >> WELL, JUST FOR THE SUMMER.
UH-HUH, AND SO DO YOU. >> WELL, JUST FOR
THE SUMMER. SOME FRIENDS AND I THOUGHT WE'D
WELL, JUST FOR THE SUMMER. SOME FRIENDS AND I
THOUGHT WE'D RENT THIS APARTMENT IN THE CITY.
SOME FRIENDS AND I THOUGHT WE'D RENT THIS
APARTMENT IN THE CITY. >> HEY, HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
RENT THIS APARTMENT IN THE CITY.
HEY, HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. FRIENDS?
HEY, HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. FRIENDS?
YEAH, MICHELLE STEWART AND
FRIENDS? >> YEAH, MICHELLE STEWART
AND LISA BARNES, YOU'VE MET THEM.
YEAH, MICHELLE STEWART AND LISA BARNES,
YOU'VE MET THEM. >> OKAY, SO WHAT ABOUT THIS
LISA BARNES, YOU'VE MET THEM. >>
OKAY, SO WHAT ABOUT THIS APARTMENT?
OKAY, SO WHAT ABOUT THIS
APARTMENT? >> WELL, IT'S MICHELLE'S
APARTMENT? >> WELL, IT'S
MICHELLE'S COUSIN'S APARTMENT.
WELL, IT'S MICHELLE'S COUSIN'S
APARTMENT. SHE'S A BALLET DANCER.
COUSIN'S APARTMENT. SHE'S A BALLET
DANCER. >> PARIS IN THE SUMMERTIME
SHE'S A BALLET DANCER. >> PARIS IN THE
SUMMERTIME WITH GIRLFRIENDS IN A DANCER'S
PARIS IN THE SUMMERTIME WITH
GIRLFRIENDS IN A DANCER'S APARTMENT?
WITH GIRLFRIENDS IN A DANCER'S
APARTMENT? SOUNDS SENSATIONAL TO ME.
APARTMENT? SOUNDS SENSATIONAL
TO ME. >> SO, YOU'LL LET ME GO?
SOUNDS SENSATIONAL TO ME. >> SO, YOU'LL
LET ME GO? >> HONEY, I'D LOVE FOR YOU
SO, YOU'LL LET ME GO? >>
HONEY, I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO GO!
HONEY, I'D LOVE
FOR YOU TO GO! >> OH!
TO GO! >> OH! >> OH,
BUT WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT
OH! >> OH, BUT WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE, BEFORE YOU GET TO
OH, BUT WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE,
BEFORE YOU GET TO HOT AND EXCITED, HOLD ON.
A MINUTE, BEFORE YOU GET TO HOT AND EXCITED,
HOLD ON. THERE IS ONE PERSON WHO STANDS
HOT AND EXCITED, HOLD ON. THERE IS ONE
PERSON WHO STANDS BETWEEN YOU AND PARIS.
THERE IS ONE PERSON WHO STANDS BETWEEN
YOU AND PARIS. NOW IF YOU WANT THE GOLDEN
BETWEEN YOU AND PARIS. NOW IF YOU WANT
THE GOLDEN FLEECE, YOU GOT TO GO PAST
NOW IF YOU WANT THE GOLDEN FLEECE,
YOU GOT TO GO PAST THE CYCLOPS.
FLEECE, YOU GOT TO GO PAST
THE CYCLOPS. HE'S A CUTE CYCLOPS,
THE CYCLOPS. HE'S A CUTE
CYCLOPS, BUT A TOUGH ONE.
HE'S A CUTE CYCLOPS, BUT A TOUGH
ONE. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'LL DO?
BUT A TOUGH ONE. >> WHAT DO YOU
THINK HE'LL DO? >> WELL, LET'S SEE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'LL DO? >> WELL,
LET'S SEE. FIRST, HE'S GOING TO SAY, "AHA."
WELL, LET'S SEE. FIRST, HE'S GOING TO
SAY, "AHA." AND THEN, HE'S GOING TO SAY,
FIRST, HE'S GOING TO SAY, "AHA." AND THEN,
HE'S GOING TO SAY, "HMM, INTERESTING."
AND THEN, HE'S GOING TO SAY, "HMM,
INTERESTING." THEN, HE'S GOING TO THROW EVERY
"HMM, INTERESTING." THEN, HE'S GOING TO
THROW EVERY EXCUSE IN THE BOOK AT YOU,
THEN, HE'S GOING TO THROW EVERY EXCUSE IN THE
BOOK AT YOU, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO HANG IN THERE
EXCUSE IN THE BOOK AT YOU, BUT YOU'VE
GOT TO HANG IN THERE AND WEAR HIM DOWN.
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO HANG IN THERE AND WEAR
HIM DOWN. >> WELL, WHEN IS THE BEST TIME
AND WEAR HIM DOWN. >> WELL,
WHEN IS THE BEST TIME TO GET HIM?
WELL, WHEN IS THE BEST TIME TO GET
HIM? >> WE STRIKE TOMORROW MORNING.
TO GET HIM? >> WE STRIKE
TOMORROW MORNING. [LAUGHING]
ALRIGHT NOW, ONE MORE CHANCE, HERE
IS YOUR TURKEY CARVING PRACTICE CABBAGE.
HERE IS YOUR TURKEY CARVING PRACTICE
CABBAGE. >> DAD, THAT'S A CABBAGE.
PRACTICE CABBAGE. >> DAD, THAT'S A
CABBAGE. >> RIGHT, YOU'RE BRILLIANT.
DAD, THAT'S A CABBAGE. >> RIGHT, YOU'RE
BRILLIANT. YOU KNOW, I WATCHED YOU LAST
RIGHT, YOU'RE BRILLIANT. YOU KNOW, I
WATCHED YOU LAST NIGHT AND WHAT YOU DID TO
YOU KNOW, I WATCHED YOU LAST NIGHT
AND WHAT YOU DID TO THAT CHICKEN.
NIGHT AND WHAT YOU DID TO THAT
CHICKEN. YOU SEE A LONG TIME AGO, BEFORE
THAT CHICKEN. YOU SEE A LONG TIME AGO,
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN, I PRAYED THAT GOD
YOU SEE A LONG TIME AGO, BEFORE YOU WERE BORN, I
PRAYED THAT GOD WOULD GIVE ME A SON TO CARRY ON
YOU WERE BORN, I PRAYED THAT GOD WOULD
GIVE ME A SON TO CARRY ON THE FAMILY NAME.
WOULD GIVE ME A SON TO CARRY ON THE
FAMILY NAME. AND YOU WERE BORN, AND I'VE
THE FAMILY NAME. AND YOU WERE
BORN, AND I'VE WATCHED YOU DO THINGS.
AND YOU WERE BORN, AND I'VE WATCHED YOU
DO THINGS. AND MANY TIMES, I'VE WANTED TO
WATCHED YOU DO THINGS. AND MANY TIMES,
I'VE WANTED TO ASK YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE
AND MANY TIMES, I'VE WANTED TO ASK
YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE WHO YOU ARE.
ASK YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE WHO
YOU ARE. AND LAST NIGHT WAS ONE OF
WHO YOU ARE. AND LAST
NIGHT WAS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.
AND LAST NIGHT WAS ONE OF THOSE
TIMES. SON, WHAT YOU DID WITH THAT
THOSE TIMES. SON, WHAT YOU DID WITH
THAT CHICKEN, YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE
SON, WHAT YOU DID WITH THAT CHICKEN, YOU
MIGHT AS WELL HAVE TAKEN THREE CHERRY BOMBS,
CHICKEN, YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE TAKEN THREE
CHERRY BOMBS, PUT 'EM INSIDE OF THE BIRD,
TAKEN THREE CHERRY BOMBS, PUT 'EM
INSIDE OF THE BIRD, LET IT GO OFF, BLOOM!
PUT 'EM INSIDE OF THE BIRD, LET IT GO OFF,
BLOOM! AND WE ALL TAKE WHATEVER PIECES
LET IT GO OFF, BLOOM! AND WE ALL
TAKE WHATEVER PIECES WE WANT.
AND WE ALL TAKE WHATEVER PIECES
WE WANT. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RESPECT
WE WANT. YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO RESPECT THE FOOD.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RESPECT
THE FOOD. YOU UNDERSTAND?
THE FOOD. YOU UNDERSTAND?
SLICE IT IN AN APPETIZING
YOU UNDERSTAND? SLICE
IT IN AN APPETIZING MANNER.
SLICE IT IN AN APPETIZING MANNER.
NOW, LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW
MANNER. NOW, LET ME EXPLAIN TO
YOU HOW YOU SHOULD SLICE A TURKEY
NOW, LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW
YOU SHOULD SLICE A TURKEY PROPERLY.
YOU SHOULD SLICE A TURKEY
PROPERLY. YOU TAKE THE BLADE GENTLY IN
PROPERLY. YOU TAKE THE BLADE
GENTLY IN YOUR HAND, AND YOU SLICE EVER
YOU TAKE THE BLADE GENTLY IN YOUR HAND, AND
YOU SLICE EVER SO GENTLY FOLLOWING THE GRAIN,
YOUR HAND, AND YOU SLICE EVER SO GENTLY
FOLLOWING THE GRAIN, GOING ALONG THE CONTOUR OF
SO GENTLY FOLLOWING THE GRAIN,
GOING ALONG THE CONTOUR OF THE BIRD.
GOING ALONG THE CONTOUR
OF THE BIRD. >> DAD?
THE BIRD. >> DAD? >> YES?
DAD? >> YES? >>
WHY ARE YOU TALKING
YES? >> WHY ARE
YOU TALKING LIKE THAT?
WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE
THAT? >> I HAVE NO IDEA, EXCEPT IT
LIKE THAT? >> I HAVE NO IDEA, EXCEPT
IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL MORE SECURE
I HAVE NO IDEA, EXCEPT IT JUST MAKES ME
FEEL MORE SECURE WHEN I'M IN THE KITCHEN.
JUST MAKES ME FEEL MORE SECURE WHEN
I'M IN THE KITCHEN. NOW TRY IT, MY BOY.
WHEN I'M IN THE KITCHEN. NOW
TRY IT, MY BOY. AND TALK IT THROUGH.
NOW TRY IT, MY BOY. AND TALK IT
THROUGH. >> I FOLLOW THE NATURAL CONTOUR
AND TALK IT THROUGH. >> I FOLLOW
THE NATURAL CONTOUR OF THE BIRD.
I FOLLOW THE NATURAL
CONTOUR OF THE BIRD. >> YES.
OF THE BIRD. >> YES. >>
AND I FOLLOW THE GRAIN OF
YES. >> AND I FOLLOW THE
GRAIN OF THE FOUL AND FOLLOW IT...
AND I FOLLOW THE GRAIN OF
THE FOUL AND FOLLOW IT... >> YES.
THE FOUL AND FOLLOW
IT... >> YES. >> AND SLICE...
YES. >> AND SLICE... >> YES.
AND SLICE... >>
YES. >> AND SLICING IT...
YES. >> AND SLICING
IT... >> EXCUSE ME, BOYS?
AND SLICING IT... >>
EXCUSE ME, BOYS? >> YES?
CLIFF, SANDRA HAS SOMETHING SHE'D LIKE TO
ASK YOU. >> YOU BROUGHT HER IN TO TELL ME
SHE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU. >> YOU BROUGHT HER
IN TO TELL ME SHE HAS SOMETHING TO ASK ME?
YOU BROUGHT HER IN TO TELL ME SHE HAS SOMETHING
TO ASK ME? >> DADDY, CAN... HOW'S WORK?
SHE HAS SOMETHING TO ASK ME? >>
DADDY, CAN... HOW'S WORK? [LAUGHING]
DADDY, CAN... HOW'S WORK?
[LAUGHING] >> OH NO, NO, NO, NO,
[LAUGHING] >> OH NO, NO, NO, NO,
THE TWO OF YOU STANDING THERE
OH NO, NO, NO, NO, THE TWO OF YOU
STANDING THERE TOGETHER LOOKING LIKE
THE TWO OF YOU STANDING THERE
TOGETHER LOOKING LIKE THE UNITED FRONT.
TOGETHER LOOKING LIKE THE
UNITED FRONT. >> GO AHEAD.
THE UNITED FRONT.
GO AHEAD. ASK HIM.
GO AHEAD. ASK HIM. >>
DADDY, WHAT DO YOU THINK
ASK HIM. >> DADDY, WHAT DO YOU
THINK ABOUT ME SPENDING THE SUMMER
DADDY, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
ME SPENDING THE SUMMER IN PARIS?
ABOUT ME SPENDING THE
SUMMER IN PARIS? >> AHA!
IN PARIS? >> AHA! >>
NOW SEE, I THINK IT'S
AHA! >> NOW SEE, I
THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
NOW SEE, I THINK IT'S A GREAT
IDEA. NOW, I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT
A GREAT IDEA. NOW, I'D LIKE
TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK.
NOW, I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT
YOU THINK. >> MMM, INTERESTING.
YOU THINK. >> MMM, INTERESTING.
WELL, SHE WOULD GO WITH
MMM, INTERESTING. >> WELL, SHE WOULD
GO WITH A COUPLE OF HER GIRLFRIENDS.
WELL, SHE WOULD GO WITH A COUPLE
OF HER GIRLFRIENDS. >> LISA AND MICHELLE.
A COUPLE OF HER GIRLFRIENDS. >> LISA AND
MICHELLE. >> WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE?
LISA AND MICHELLE. >> WHERE ARE YOU
GOING TO LIVE? >> OH, MICHELLE'S COUSIN'S
WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE? >> OH, MICHELLE'S
COUSIN'S LETTING US HAVE THE APARTMENT
OH, MICHELLE'S COUSIN'S LETTING US
HAVE THE APARTMENT FOR THE ENTIRE SUMMER.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >>
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S A NEW ONE.
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S A NEW ONE.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE APARTMENT?
IT'S A NEW ONE. >> HAVE YOU SEEN THE
APARTMENT? >> WELL NO, OF COURSE NOT,
HAVE YOU SEEN THE APARTMENT? >> WELL
NO, OF COURSE NOT, BUT I'M SURE IT'S NICE.
WELL NO, OF COURSE NOT, BUT I'M SURE
IT'S NICE. MICHELLE'S COUSIN'S A BALLET
BUT I'M SURE IT'S NICE. MICHELLE'S
COUSIN'S A BALLET DANCER.
MICHELLE'S COUSIN'S A BALLET DANCER.
PARIS, THE PEOPLE EXPECT YOU
DANCER. >> PARIS, THE PEOPLE
EXPECT YOU TO SPEAK FRENCH.
PARIS, THE PEOPLE EXPECT YOU TO
SPEAK FRENCH. >> WELL, I'M TAKING FRENCH
TO SPEAK FRENCH. >> WELL, I'M
TAKING FRENCH NEXT SEMESTER.
WELL, I'M TAKING FRENCH NEXT
SEMESTER. >> I DON'T THINK THAT'S
NEXT SEMESTER. >> I DON'T
THINK THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOOD
ENOUGH. YOU SEE, BECAUSE WHEN
GOOD ENOUGH. YOU SEE, BECAUSE
WHEN AN AMERICAN SPEAKS FRENCH TO
YOU SEE, BECAUSE WHEN AN AMERICAN SPEAKS
FRENCH TO A FRENCH PERSON, THEY LOOK AT
AN AMERICAN SPEAKS FRENCH TO A FRENCH PERSON,
THEY LOOK AT YOU LIKE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND
A FRENCH PERSON, THEY LOOK AT YOU LIKE THEY
DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
YOU LIKE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE
TALKING ABOUT. THEY LOOK AT YOU... THEY LOOK
WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. THEY LOOK AT YOU...
THEY LOOK AT YOU LIKE THIS... FRENCH PEOPLE
THEY LOOK AT YOU... THEY LOOK AT YOU LIKE
THIS... FRENCH PEOPLE MADE UP THIS FACE...
DADDY! >> I MADE PLANS.
WE ALWAYS TRAVEL SOME PLACE
I MADE PLANS. WE ALWAYS TRAVEL SOME
PLACE IN THE SUMMER AND THIS SUMMER,
WE ALWAYS TRAVEL SOME PLACE IN THE SUMMER AND
THIS SUMMER, WE'RE GOING TO THE GRAND CANYON.
I MEAN IT'S A PART OF THE HUXTABLE
TRADITION, AND I DON'T THINK THAT YOU
THE HUXTABLE TRADITION, AND I DON'T
THINK THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO BREAK THAT
AND I DON'T THINK THAT YOU WOULD WANT
TO BREAK THAT TRADITION, WOULD YOU?
WOULD WANT TO BREAK THAT TRADITION,
WOULD YOU? >> WELL, CAN I CALL A FAMILY
TRADITION, WOULD YOU? >>
WELL, CAN I CALL A FAMILY FORUM?
WELL, CAN I CALL A FAMILY
FORUM? >> YOU'RE KIDDING.
FORUM? >> YOU'RE
KIDDING. YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
YOU'RE KIDDING. YOU CAN'T DO
THAT. ONLY A PARENT CAN CALL A FAMILY
YOU CAN'T DO THAT. ONLY A
PARENT CAN CALL A FAMILY FORUM.
ONLY A PARENT CAN CALL A FAMILY
FORUM. >> WELL OKAY, IN THAT CASE,
FORUM. >> WELL OKAY, IN
THAT CASE, I'M CALLING IT.
WELL OKAY, IN THAT
CASE, I'M CALLING IT. DENISE!
I'M CALLING IT. DENISE! DENISE!
GO AHEAD, YOU CAN LAUGH
IF YOU WANT TO. [LAUGHING]
IF YOU WANT TO. [LAUGHING] >>
COME ON, DAD, FAMILY FORUM.
DENISE! PLEASE COME DOWN
HERE, WE'RE HAVING A FAMILY FORUM.
PLEASE COME DOWN HERE, WE'RE HAVING A
FAMILY FORUM. >> WHAT'S A FAMILY FORUM?
WE'RE HAVING A FAMILY FORUM. >> WHAT'S A
FAMILY FORUM? >> IT'S SOMETHING DAD INVENTED
WHAT'S A FAMILY FORUM? >> IT'S SOMETHING
DAD INVENTED TO SETTLE FAMILY DISPUTES.
IT'S SOMETHING DAD INVENTED TO SETTLE
FAMILY DISPUTES. >> YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST.
TO SETTLE FAMILY DISPUTES. >> YOU HAVE TO
BE HONEST. >> AND EVERYBODY GETS A VOTE.
YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST. >> AND EVERYBODY
GETS A VOTE. >> I GET TO VOTE TOO?
AND EVERYBODY GETS A VOTE. >>
I GET TO VOTE TOO? >> YEP, YOU TOO.
I GET TO VOTE TOO? >> YEP,
YOU TOO. >> WHAT'S GOING ON?
YEP, YOU TOO. >> WHAT'S
GOING ON? >> FAMILY FORUM.
WHAT'S GOING ON? >> FAMILY
FORUM. >> YOU VOTE WITH ME OR YOU CUT
FAMILY FORUM. >> YOU VOTE WITH ME
OR YOU CUT A CHICKEN FOR THE REST OF
YOU VOTE WITH ME OR YOU CUT A
CHICKEN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
A CHICKEN FOR THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE. >> DAD.
YOUR LIFE. >> DAD. >> NOT FAIR.
DAD. >> NOT FAIR. OKAY
NOW, HERE'S THE PROBLEM.
NOT FAIR. OKAY NOW, HERE'S THE
PROBLEM. SANDRA HAS AN INCREDIBLE
OKAY NOW, HERE'S THE PROBLEM. SANDRA HAS AN
INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY TO SPEND A GLORIOUS
SANDRA HAS AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY TO
SPEND A GLORIOUS SUMMER IN ONE OF THE WORLD'S
OPPORTUNITY TO SPEND A GLORIOUS SUMMER IN ONE
OF THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS CITIES, AND YOUR
SUMMER IN ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST
FAMOUS CITIES, AND YOUR FATHER SAYS NO.
MOST FAMOUS CITIES, AND YOUR FATHER
SAYS NO. >> THAT IS LEADING THE VOTERS.
FATHER SAYS NO. >> THAT IS
LEADING THE VOTERS. I OBJECT.
THAT IS LEADING THE
VOTERS. I OBJECT. >> OVERRULED.
I OBJECT. >> OVERRULED. NOW
DENISE, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OVERRULED. NOW DENISE, WHAT DO
YOU THINK OF SANDRA'S GOING TO PARIS?
NOW DENISE, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SANDRA'S
GOING TO PARIS? >> I THINK IT'S A WONDERFUL
OF SANDRA'S GOING TO PARIS? >> I THINK
IT'S A WONDERFUL EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITY,
I THINK IT'S A WONDERFUL EDUCATIONAL
OPPORTUNITY, AND I HOPE TO ONE DAY FOLLOW
EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITY, AND I HOPE
TO ONE DAY FOLLOW IN HER FOOTSTEPS.
AND I HOPE TO ONE DAY FOLLOW IN HER
FOOTSTEPS. >> YOU CALL THIS HONEST?
IN HER FOOTSTEPS. >> YOU CALL
THIS HONEST? >> DENISE, BE HONEST.
YOU CALL THIS HONEST? >> DENISE, BE
HONEST. >> OKAY, IT'S NOT A WONDERFUL
DENISE, BE HONEST. >> OKAY, IT'S NOT
A WONDERFUL EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITY.
OKAY, IT'S NOT A WONDERFUL EDUCATIONAL
OPPORTUNITY. I STILL HOPE TO FOLLOW
EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITY. I STILL
HOPE TO FOLLOW IN HER FOOTSTEPS.
I STILL HOPE TO FOLLOW IN
HER FOOTSTEPS. SHE SHOULD GO.
IN HER FOOTSTEPS. SHE
SHOULD GO. >> VANESSA?
SHE SHOULD GO. >> VANESSA?
DOES THIS MEAN WE WON'T GO
VANESSA? >> DOES THIS MEAN
WE WON'T GO TO THE GRAND CANYON?
DOES THIS MEAN WE WON'T GO TO THE
GRAND CANYON? >> WE'RE STILL GOING TO
TO THE GRAND CANYON? >> WE'RE
STILL GOING TO THE GRAND CANYON.
WE'RE STILL GOING TO THE GRAND
CANYON. >> WELL, I WANT TO HOLD A FAMILY
THE GRAND CANYON. >> WELL, I WANT TO
HOLD A FAMILY FORUM ON NOT GOING TO
WELL, I WANT TO HOLD A FAMILY FORUM
ON NOT GOING TO THE GRAND CANYON.
FORUM ON NOT GOING TO THE GRAND
CANYON. >> VANESSA, WHAT IS YOUR VOTE?
THE GRAND CANYON. >> VANESSA, WHAT
IS YOUR VOTE? >> I THINK IT WOULD BE NEAT
VANESSA, WHAT IS YOUR VOTE? >> I
THINK IT WOULD BE NEAT FOR HER TO GO.
I THINK IT WOULD BE NEAT
FOR HER TO GO. >> ME TOO.
FOR HER TO GO. >> ME TOO.
WILL YOU BRING ME BACK
ME TOO. WILL YOU BRING
ME BACK A PARIS SHIRT?
WILL YOU BRING ME BACK A
PARIS SHIRT? >> OF COURSE I WILL!
A PARIS SHIRT? >> OF COURSE
I WILL! >> THAT'S BRIBERY.
OF COURSE I WILL! >>
THAT'S BRIBERY. >> THEO?
THAT'S BRIBERY. >>
THEO? >> BAWK-BAWK-BAWK.
WHAT WAS THAT, CLIFF?
OKAY, THEO? >> BAWK-KAH.
I PASS. >> NO, NO, YOU CANNOT
PASS. >> MOM, IF I VOTE THE WAY I
NO, NO, YOU CANNOT PASS. >> MOM, IF I VOTE
THE WAY I REALLY FEEL, DAD WON'T LET ME
MOM, IF I VOTE THE WAY I REALLY
FEEL, DAD WON'T LET ME CARVE THE TURKEY.
REALLY FEEL, DAD WON'T LET ME CARVE THE
TURKEY. >> THEO, YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST.
CARVE THE TURKEY. >> THEO, YOU HAVE
TO BE HONEST. >> I THINK SHE SHOULD GO.
THEO, YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST.
I THINK SHE SHOULD GO. >> BAWK.
I THINK SHE SHOULD
GO. >> BAWK. >> SANDRA?
BAWK. >> SANDRA?
YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL.
SANDRA? >> YOU
KNOW HOW I FEEL. >> CLIFF?
YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL. >>
CLIFF? >> I WANT TO CALL A FAMILY
CLIFF? >> I WANT TO
CALL A FAMILY CAUCUS.
I WANT TO CALL A FAMILY
CAUCUS. >> YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
CAUCUS. >> YOU CAN'T
DO THAT. >> OH YES.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT. >> OH YES.
NO, YOU CAN'T BECAUSE THERE'S
OH YES. >> NO, YOU CAN'T BECAUSE
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FAMILY
NO, YOU CAN'T BECAUSE THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS A FAMILY CAUCUS.
NO SUCH THING AS A FAMILY
CAUCUS. >> AH, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
CAUCUS. >> AH, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
THE BYLAWS AND THE BYLAWS STATE
AH, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THE BYLAWS AND THE
BYLAWS STATE THAT A CAUCUS CAN BE CALLED
THE BYLAWS AND THE BYLAWS STATE THAT A
CAUCUS CAN BE CALLED AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE
THAT A CAUCUS CAN BE CALLED AND WE ARE
GOING TO HAVE A ONE-ON-ONE CONVERSATION
AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A ONE-ON-ONE
CONVERSATION BECAUSE WE ARE THE TWO
A ONE-ON-ONE CONVERSATION
BECAUSE WE ARE THE TWO DISPUTEES.
BECAUSE WE ARE THE
TWO DISPUTEES. LET'S GO.
DISPUTEES. LET'S GO. >> DAD,
I HAVE NEVER HEARD ABOUT
LET'S GO. >> DAD, I HAVE NEVER
HEARD ABOUT A FAMILY CAUCUS.
DAD, I HAVE NEVER HEARD ABOUT A FAMILY
CAUCUS. >> WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE I MADE
A FAMILY CAUCUS. >> WELL,
THAT'S BECAUSE I MADE IT UP.
WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE I MADE
IT UP. I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU
IT UP. I JUST WANT TO
ASK YOU A QUESTION.
I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU
A QUESTION. WHY PARIS?
A QUESTION. WHY PARIS?
IT'S A FABULOUS CITY.
WHY PARIS? >> IT'S A FABULOUS
CITY. >> WHY NOT ST. LOUIS?
IT'S A FABULOUS CITY. >> WHY NOT
ST. LOUIS? >> DAD, I WANT TO EXPERIENCE
WHY NOT ST. LOUIS? >> DAD, I WANT
TO EXPERIENCE A DIFFERENT CULTURE.
DAD, I WANT TO EXPERIENCE A
DIFFERENT CULTURE. >> WHY NOT JAPAN?
A DIFFERENT CULTURE. >> WHY NOT
JAPAN? >> YOU'D LET ME GO TO JAPAN?
WHY NOT JAPAN? >> YOU'D LET ME GO
TO JAPAN? >> I'LL MAKE THE RESERVATIONS.
YOU'D LET ME GO TO JAPAN? >> I'LL MAKE THE
RESERVATIONS. >> DAD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH
I'LL MAKE THE RESERVATIONS.
DAD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH PARIS?
DAD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH PARIS?
NO 20-YEAR-OLD SINGLE WOMAN
PARIS? >> NO 20-YEAR-OLD
SINGLE WOMAN SHOULD BE IN PARIS.
NO 20-YEAR-OLD SINGLE WOMAN
SHOULD BE IN PARIS. PARIS IS LOVE IN BLOOM.
SHOULD BE IN PARIS. PARIS IS LOVE IN
BLOOM. THE NATIONAL DRINK IS WINE.
PARIS IS LOVE IN BLOOM. THE NATIONAL DRINK
IS WINE. THEY DRINK WINE WITH THE YOGURT.
THE NATIONAL DRINK IS WINE. THEY DRINK
WINE WITH THE YOGURT. THAT'S WHAT PARIS IS.
THEY DRINK WINE WITH THE YOGURT. THAT'S
WHAT PARIS IS. OLD MEN IN A BERET SINGING
THAT'S WHAT PARIS IS. OLD MEN
IN A BERET SINGING ABOUT MIMI.
OLD MEN IN A BERET SINGING ABOUT
MIMI. >> DAD, THERE IS MORE TO PARIS
ABOUT MIMI. >> DAD, THERE IS MORE TO
PARIS THAN OLD MEN IN BERETS AND WINE.
DAD, THERE IS MORE TO PARIS THAN OLD MEN IN
BERETS AND WINE. IT HAS WONDERFUL MUSEUMS AND
THAN OLD MEN IN BERETS AND WINE. IT HAS WONDERFUL
MUSEUMS AND BOOKSTORES AND ART GALLERIES.
IT HAS WONDERFUL MUSEUMS AND BOOKSTORES AND
ART GALLERIES. IT HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HISTORY.
BOOKSTORES AND ART GALLERIES. IT HAS A GREAT
SENSE OF HISTORY. >> YOU'RE GOING TO PARIS TO
IT HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HISTORY. >>
YOU'RE GOING TO PARIS TO STUDY HISTORY?
YOU'RE GOING TO PARIS TO STUDY
HISTORY? NO, YOU'RE GOING TO PARIS
STUDY HISTORY? NO, YOU'RE GOING
TO PARIS FOR ONE THING: TO PARTY!
NO, YOU'RE GOING TO PARIS FOR ONE THING:
TO PARTY! >> I'M NOT GOING JUST TO PARTY.
FOR ONE THING: TO PARTY! >> I'M NOT GOING
JUST TO PARTY. >> SO, YOU ARE GOING TO PARTY,
I'M NOT GOING JUST TO PARTY.
SO, YOU ARE GOING TO PARTY, HA!
SO, YOU ARE GOING TO PARTY,
HA! >> ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T
HA! >> ARE YOU SAYING
THAT YOU DON'T TRUST ME?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU
DON'T TRUST ME? >> NOT EXACTLY.
TRUST ME? >> NOT EXACTLY.
IT'S JUST THAT I REMEMBER WHEN I
NOT EXACTLY. IT'S JUST THAT I REMEMBER
WHEN I WAS 20 YEARS OLD, I WANTED TO GO
IT'S JUST THAT I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS
20 YEARS OLD, I WANTED TO GO TO RIO.
WAS 20 YEARS OLD, I WANTED
TO GO TO RIO. >> WHY RIO?
TO RIO. >> WHY RIO? >> RIO
BECAUSE I SAW THIS MOVIE
WHY RIO? >> RIO BECAUSE I SAW
THIS MOVIE CALLED "BLACK ORPHEUS,"
RIO BECAUSE I SAW THIS MOVIE CALLED "BLACK
ORPHEUS," AND IT HAD THIS WOMAN IN IT.
CALLED "BLACK ORPHEUS," AND
IT HAD THIS WOMAN IN IT. WOO!
AND IT HAD THIS WOMAN IN IT. WOO!
AND THE CARNIVAL AND I WATCHED
WOO! AND THE CARNIVAL AND I
WATCHED THAT MOVIE AND I SAID, "I'M
AND THE CARNIVAL AND I WATCHED THAT MOVIE AND
I SAID, "I'M GOING TO GO TO RIO AND I'M GOING
THAT MOVIE AND I SAID, "I'M GOING TO GO TO
RIO AND I'M GOING TO FIND THAT WOMAN..." AND I
GOING TO GO TO RIO AND I'M GOING TO FIND THAT
WOMAN... "AND I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT CULTURE,
TO FIND THAT WOMAN... "AND I DIDN'T
CARE ABOUT CULTURE, OR HISTORY.
DIDN'T CARE ABOUT CULTURE, OR
HISTORY. I WANTED TO FIND THAT WOMAN,
OR HISTORY. I WANTED TO FIND
THAT WOMAN, AND I WANTED TO PARTY.
I WANTED TO FIND THAT WOMAN, AND I WANTED
TO PARTY. >> WELL, DID YOU GET TO GO?
AND I WANTED TO PARTY. >> WELL, DID
YOU GET TO GO? >> NO, BUT I SAW THAT MOVIE
WELL, DID YOU GET TO GO? >> NO,
BUT I SAW THAT MOVIE ABOUT 100 TIMES.
NO, BUT I SAW THAT MOVIE ABOUT 100
TIMES. >> WELL SEE, DON'T YOU WISH YOU
ABOUT 100 TIMES. >> WELL
SEE, DON'T YOU WISH YOU HAD?
WELL SEE, DON'T YOU WISH YOU
HAD? SEE, I HAVE THE CHANCE IF YOU'LL
HAD? SEE, I HAVE THE CHANCE
IF YOU'LL JUST TRUST ME.
SEE, I HAVE THE CHANCE IF YOU'LL
JUST TRUST ME. >> WHY NOT BUDAPEST?
JUST TRUST ME. >> WHY NOT
BUDAPEST? >> NO DAD, PARIS.
WHY NOT BUDAPEST? >>
NO DAD, PARIS. >> OMAHA?
NO DAD, PARIS.
OMAHA? >> PARIS.
OMAHA? >> PARIS. >> UH,
YOU'LL MAKE ME LOOK GOOD
PARIS. >> UH, YOU'LL MAKE ME
LOOK GOOD IN FRONT OF YOUR MOM.
UH, YOU'LL MAKE ME LOOK GOOD
IN FRONT OF YOUR MOM. >> UH-HUH.
IN FRONT OF YOUR MOM. >> UH-HUH.
TELL HER I GAVE A GOOD FIGHT.
UH-HUH. >> TELL HER I
GAVE A GOOD FIGHT. >> YES.
TELL HER I GAVE A GOOD
FIGHT. >> YES. >> WELL, HAVE FUN.
YES. >> WELL,
HAVE FUN. [LAUGHING]
WELL, HAVE FUN. [LAUGHING]
THANK YOU, DADDY!
[LAUGHING] >> THANK
YOU, DADDY! I LOVE YOU.
THANK YOU, DADDY! I LOVE
YOU. >> YES, OF COURSE YOU DO.
I LOVE YOU. >> YES, OF COURSE
YOU DO. OKAY, I WISH I WAS 20 AGAIN.
YES, OF COURSE YOU DO. OKAY, I WISH
I WAS 20 AGAIN. >> WOULD YOU GO TO RIO?
OKAY, I WISH I WAS 20 AGAIN. >> WOULD YOU
GO TO RIO? >> YOUR MOTHER WOULDN'T LET ME.
WOULD YOU GO TO RIO? >> YOUR
MOTHER WOULDN'T LET ME. >> MOM!
RUDY. >> MOM, I'M HUNGRY.
HONEY, WE DON'T EAT UNTIL
MOM, I'M HUNGRY. >> HONEY, WE
DON'T EAT UNTIL EVERYONE'S BEEN SEATED.
HONEY, WE DON'T EAT UNTIL EVERYONE'S
BEEN SEATED. >> WELL HOW COME THEO HAS
EVERYONE'S BEEN SEATED. >> WELL HOW
COME THEO HAS A BISCUIT UNDER THE TABLE?
WELL HOW COME THEO HAS A
BISCUIT UNDER THE TABLE? >> THEO?
A BISCUIT UNDER THE TABLE?
THEO? CLIFF, WE'RE WAITING!
THEO? CLIFF, WE'RE
WAITING! >> CRANBERRIES, THAT'S
CLIFF, WE'RE WAITING! >>
CRANBERRIES, THAT'S EVERYTHING.
CRANBERRIES, THAT'S
EVERYTHING. >> EVERYBODY READY?
EVERYTHING. >>
EVERYBODY READY? >> YEAH!
EVERYBODY READY?
YEAH! >> YEAH!
YEAH! >> YEAH! >>
HERE COMES THE HUXTABLE
YEAH! >> HERE COMES THE
HUXTABLE MARCHING BIRD PARADE!
HERE COMES THE HUXTABLE
MARCHING BIRD PARADE! >> WOO!
MARCHING BIRD PARADE!
WOO! [CHEERING]
HEY, LET ME AT IT!
FIRST OF ALL, A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR
THE FIRST LADY OF POULTRY, CLAIR HUXTABLE.
APPLAUSE FOR THE FIRST LADY OF
POULTRY, CLAIR HUXTABLE. [CHEERING]
POULTRY, CLAIR HUXTABLE.
[CHEERING] >> AND WE ALL KNOW THIS IS
[CHEERING] >> AND WE ALL KNOW
THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL OCCASION.
AND WE ALL KNOW THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL
OCCASION. WE WILL NOW TAKE 1 MINUTE TO SAY
A VERY SPECIAL OCCASION. WE WILL NOW
TAKE 1 MINUTE TO SAY WHY WE ARE THANKFUL.
WE WILL NOW TAKE 1 MINUTE TO
SAY WHY WE ARE THANKFUL. DENISE?
WHY WE ARE THANKFUL. DENISE?
WELL, I'M THANKFUL FOR THIS
DENISE? >> WELL, I'M THANKFUL FOR
THIS HOUSE AND I'M ALSO THANKFUL
WELL, I'M THANKFUL FOR THIS HOUSE AND I'M
ALSO THANKFUL THAT DADDY'S BEEN A LOT NICER
HOUSE AND I'M ALSO THANKFUL THAT DADDY'S
BEEN A LOT NICER TO MY BOYFRIENDS LATELY.
THAT DADDY'S BEEN A LOT NICER TO MY
BOYFRIENDS LATELY. THANK YOU, DADDY.
TO MY BOYFRIENDS LATELY.
THANK YOU, DADDY. [CLAPPING]
VANESSA. >> WELL, I HAVE A
LOT OF THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR.
WELL, I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO BE THANKFUL
FOR. BUT MOSTLY, I'M THANKFUL FOR NOT
TO BE THANKFUL FOR. BUT MOSTLY, I'M
THANKFUL FOR NOT HAVING TO PLAY THE CLARINET
BUT MOSTLY, I'M THANKFUL FOR NOT
HAVING TO PLAY THE CLARINET ANYMORE.
HAVING TO PLAY THE CLARINET
ANYMORE. >> WE'RE ALL THANKFUL FOR THAT.
ANYMORE. >> WE'RE ALL THANKFUL
FOR THAT. >> AND RUDY WANTS TO SAY
WE'RE ALL THANKFUL FOR THAT. >>
AND RUDY WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING.
AND RUDY WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING.
I'M THANKFUL FOR MY BEAR BOBO
SOMETHING. >> I'M THANKFUL FOR MY BEAR
BOBO AND MY FRIEND MARY FOR GIVING ME
I'M THANKFUL FOR MY BEAR BOBO AND MY FRIEND
MARY FOR GIVING ME BACK BOBO AND MY MOTHER FOR
AND MY FRIEND MARY FOR GIVING ME BACK BOBO AND
MY MOTHER FOR LETTING ME SLEEP OVER AT MARY'S
BACK BOBO AND MY MOTHER FOR LETTING ME SLEEP
OVER AT MARY'S HOUSE AND FOR POPSICLES.
LETTING ME SLEEP OVER AT MARY'S
HOUSE AND FOR POPSICLES. >> ALRIGHT.
HOUSE AND FOR POPSICLES.
ALRIGHT. [CLAPPING]
ALRIGHT. [CLAPPING]
I'M NOT FINISHED.
[CLAPPING] >> I'M NOT
FINISHED. >> I'M SORRY.
I'M NOT FINISHED. >> I'M SORRY.
I'M MOSTLY THANKFUL THAT MY
I'M SORRY. >> I'M MOSTLY THANKFUL
THAT MY BIG SISTER SANDRA'S HOME.
I'M MOSTLY THANKFUL THAT MY
BIG SISTER SANDRA'S HOME. [CLAPPING]
BIG SISTER SANDRA'S HOME.
[CLAPPING] >> ALRIGHT, THANK YOU.
[CLAPPING] >> ALRIGHT, THANK
YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, NOW...
ALRIGHT, THANK YOU. THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, NOW... >> I'M NOT FINISHED.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, NOW... >> I'M
NOT FINISHED. >> WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.
I'M NOT FINISHED. >>
WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. >> ALSO...
WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. >>
ALSO... >> NEXT YEAR, OKAY?
ALSO... >> NEXT YEAR,
OKAY? ALRIGHT NOW, SANDRA.
NEXT YEAR, OKAY? ALRIGHT NOW,
SANDRA. >> WELL, I'M THANKFUL THAT I GET
ALRIGHT NOW, SANDRA. >> WELL, I'M
THANKFUL THAT I GET TO GO AWAY THIS SUMMER.
WELL, I'M THANKFUL THAT I GET TO GO AWAY
THIS SUMMER. AND I'M ALWAYS THANKFUL THAT I
TO GO AWAY THIS SUMMER. AND I'M
ALWAYS THANKFUL THAT I CAN COME HOME.
AND I'M ALWAYS THANKFUL THAT
I CAN COME HOME. [CLAPPING]
CAN COME HOME. [CLAPPING]
AND NOW THE LOVELY
[CLAPPING] >> AND NOW
THE LOVELY CLAIR HUXTABLE.
AND NOW THE LOVELY CLAIR
HUXTABLE. >> WELL, I'M THANKFUL THAT YOU
CLAIR HUXTABLE. >> WELL, I'M THANKFUL
THAT YOU CALLED ME THE LOVELY
WELL, I'M THANKFUL THAT YOU
CALLED ME THE LOVELY CLAIR HUXTABLE.
CALLED ME THE LOVELY CLAIR
HUXTABLE. >> WAIT WAIT WAIT, MY TURN,
CLAIR HUXTABLE. >> WAIT
WAIT WAIT, MY TURN, MY TURN.
WAIT WAIT WAIT, MY TURN, MY
TURN. FIRST, I'M THANKFUL THAT WE'RE
MY TURN. FIRST, I'M THANKFUL THAT
WE'RE ALMOST FINISHED BEING THANKFUL.
FIRST, I'M THANKFUL THAT WE'RE ALMOST FINISHED
BEING THANKFUL. SECOND, I'M THANKFUL THAT DAD'S
ALMOST FINISHED BEING THANKFUL. SECOND, I'M
THANKFUL THAT DAD'S LETTING ME CARVE THIS YEAR'S
SECOND, I'M THANKFUL THAT DAD'S
LETTING ME CARVE THIS YEAR'S TURKEY.
LETTING ME CARVE THIS
YEAR'S TURKEY. I HOPE?
TURKEY. I HOPE? SIT?
THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT I AM THANKFUL
FOR, BUT THE SIX MOST IMPORTANT HAPPEN TO BE
AM THANKFUL FOR, BUT THE SIX MOST IMPORTANT
HAPPEN TO BE RUDY, VANESSA, DENISE, THEO,
MOST IMPORTANT HAPPEN TO BE RUDY,
VANESSA, DENISE, THEO, SANDRA, AND CLAIR.
RUDY, VANESSA, DENISE, THEO, SANDRA, AND
CLAIR. AND NOW, WE ARE GOING TO PARTAKE
SANDRA, AND CLAIR. AND NOW, WE ARE
GOING TO PARTAKE OF THE LOVELY BIRD.
AND NOW, WE ARE GOING TO
PARTAKE OF THE LOVELY BIRD. >> YEAH!
OF THE LOVELY BIRD. >>
YEAH! >> BUT WAIT, WAIT, WAIT
YEAH! >> BUT WAIT, WAIT, WAIT I
GOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
BUT WAIT, WAIT, WAIT I GOT AN
ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. >> OH, COME ON DAD!
I GOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
OH, COME ON DAD! >> NEVER MIND.
OH, COME ON DAD!
NEVER MIND. >> OH!
NEVER MIND. >>
OH! LET'S HEAR IT!
OH! LET'S HEAR IT! >> OKAY.
LET'S HEAR IT! >> OKAY.
THE HUXTABLE TRADITION HAS
OKAY. THE HUXTABLE TRADITION
HAS ALWAYS BEEN THAT CLIFF WOULD
THE HUXTABLE TRADITION HAS ALWAYS
BEEN THAT CLIFF WOULD CARVE THE TURKEY.
ALWAYS BEEN THAT CLIFF WOULD CARVE THE
TURKEY. THIS YEAR, I AM THANKFUL TO LOOK
CARVE THE TURKEY. THIS YEAR, I AM
THANKFUL TO LOOK UPON THE FACE OF MY SON
THIS YEAR, I AM THANKFUL TO LOOK UPON
THE FACE OF MY SON AS HE CARVES THE TURKEY.
UPON THE FACE OF MY SON AS HE CARVES THE
TURKEY. I TURN OVER TO HIM, OLD HICKORY.
AS HE CARVES THE TURKEY. I TURN
OVER TO HIM, OLD HICKORY. [CHEERING]
I TURN OVER TO HIM, OLD
HICKORY. [CHEERING] >> ALRIGHT!
[CHEERING] >> ALRIGHT! >>
NOW, TALK IT THROUGH NOW.
ALRIGHT! >> NOW, TALK IT
THROUGH NOW. TALK IT THROUGH.
NOW, TALK IT THROUGH NOW.
TALK IT THROUGH. >> FIRST, YOU CUT
TALK IT THROUGH. >> FIRST, YOU
CUT AND SLICE ALONG THE GRAIN...
[MUSIC]
"THE COSBY SHOW" IS VIDEOTAPED
IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
[MUSIC]
COME ON, DAD! YOU PROMISED
THAT WHEN I WAS 14, I COULD CARVE
YOU PROMISED THAT WHEN I WAS 14, I
COULD CARVE THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY.
I WAS 14, I COULD CARVE THE
THANKSGIVING TURKEY. >> YES, I DID.
THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY. >> YES, I
DID. ALRIGHT FIRST, YOU START WITH
YES, I DID. ALRIGHT FIRST, YOU
START WITH THIS AND THEN, WE'LL SEE.
ALRIGHT FIRST, YOU START WITH THIS AND THEN,
WE'LL SEE. >> DAD, THAT'S NOT A TURKEY.
THIS AND THEN, WE'LL SEE. >> DAD,
THAT'S NOT A TURKEY. IT'S A CHICKEN.
DAD, THAT'S NOT A TURKEY.
IT'S A CHICKEN. >> RIGHT!
IT'S A CHICKEN. >> RIGHT!
YOU PASSED THE FIRST PART
RIGHT! YOU PASSED
THE FIRST PART OF THE TEST.
YOU PASSED THE FIRST PART OF
THE TEST. YOU KNOW A CHICKEN
OF THE TEST. YOU KNOW
A CHICKEN FROM A TURKEY.
YOU KNOW A CHICKEN FROM A
TURKEY. >> DAD, I DON'T NEED THIS.
FROM A TURKEY. >> DAD, I DON'T NEED
THIS. I WATCHED YOU AND MR. NORTON
DAD, I DON'T NEED THIS. I WATCHED
YOU AND MR. NORTON AT THE BUTCHER SHOP.
I WATCHED YOU AND MR. NORTON AT THE
BUTCHER SHOP. JUST LET ME CARVE THE TURKEY.
AT THE BUTCHER SHOP. JUST LET ME
CARVE THE TURKEY. >> SON, YOU'VE GOT TO
JUST LET ME CARVE THE TURKEY.
SON, YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND.
SON, YOU'VE GOT TO
UNDERSTAND. THIS IS TONIGHT'S DINNER.
UNDERSTAND. THIS IS TONIGHT'S
DINNER. YOU START WITH THIS.
THIS IS TONIGHT'S DINNER. YOU
START WITH THIS. YOU PRACTICE.
YOU START WITH THIS. YOU PRACTICE.
YOU'LL KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT
YOU PRACTICE. YOU'LL KNOW
EVERYTHING ABOUT CUTTING THE TURKEY.
YOU'LL KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT CUTTING THE
TURKEY. NOW, GET YOUR UTENSILS, ALRIGHT?
CUTTING THE TURKEY. NOW, GET
YOUR UTENSILS, ALRIGHT? ALRIGHT.
SEE, WHAT WE'VE GOT IS...
DAD! >> CARVE! NOT HACK.
CARVE! NOT HACK. >>
THAT'S THE WAY MR. NORTON
NOT HACK. >> THAT'S THE WAY
MR. NORTON AT THE BUTCHER SHOP DOES IT.
THAT'S THE WAY MR. NORTON AT THE BUTCHER
SHOP DOES IT. >> MR. NORTON IS A SHOWOFF.
AT THE BUTCHER SHOP DOES IT. >> MR. NORTON
IS A SHOWOFF. NOW GO AHEAD AND GET
MR. NORTON IS A SHOWOFF. NOW GO
AHEAD AND GET THE UTENSILS OUT HERE, SON.
NOW GO AHEAD AND GET THE UTENSILS
OUT HERE, SON. YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND.
THE UTENSILS OUT HERE, SON. YOU'VE
GOT TO UNDERSTAND. LOOK AT THIS.
YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND.
LOOK AT THIS. WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS?
LOOK AT THIS. WILL YOU LOOK AT
THIS? YOU SEE THE DIAGRAM HERE?
WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS? YOU SEE THE DIAGRAM
HERE? LOOK AT THE PICTURE OF THE CHEF.
YOU SEE THE DIAGRAM HERE? LOOK AT
THE PICTURE OF THE CHEF. THE MAN IS HAPPY.
LOOK AT THE PICTURE OF THE CHEF.
THE MAN IS HAPPY. AND HE'S SMILING
THE MAN IS HAPPY. AND
HE'S SMILING AS HE'S SLICING.
AND HE'S SMILING AS HE'S
SLICING. HE'S NOT LIKE THIS...
AS HE'S SLICING. HE'S NOT LIKE
THIS... SO NOW, GO AHEAD AND START.
HE'S NOT LIKE THIS... SO NOW,
GO AHEAD AND START. SLICE.
SO NOW, GO AHEAD AND START.
SLICE. SON, NO, NO, NO, NO.
SLICE. SON, NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU DON'T ARGH, TIGHT LIPPED!
SON, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T ARGH, TIGHT
LIPPED! LOOK AT THE CHEF'S FACE AGAIN.
YOU DON'T ARGH, TIGHT LIPPED! LOOK AT
THE CHEF'S FACE AGAIN. IS IT LIKE THIS...?
LOOK AT THE CHEF'S FACE AGAIN.
IS IT LIKE THIS...? HE'S LIKE THIS...
CLIFF? >> YES, DEAR. >>
HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YES, DEAR. >> HONEY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING? >> I'M CARVING.
HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING? >> I'M CARVING. [LAUGHING]
I'M CARVING.
[LAUGHING] >> OH, I GET IT.
[LAUGHING] >> OH, I GET IT.
YOU'RE GOING TO PASS THE HONOR
OH, I GET IT. YOU'RE GOING TO PASS
THE HONOR OF CARVING THE TURKEY OVER TO
YOU'RE GOING TO PASS THE HONOR OF CARVING
THE TURKEY OVER TO YOUR SON THIS YEAR.
OF CARVING THE TURKEY OVER TO
YOUR SON THIS YEAR. THAT'S NICE.
YOUR SON THIS YEAR. THAT'S
NICE. >> AH DEAR, I'M NOT SURE YET
THAT'S NICE. >> AH DEAR, I'M NOT SURE
YET ABOUT THE PASSING OF ANYTHING.
AH DEAR, I'M NOT SURE YET ABOUT THE PASSING
OF ANYTHING. WHAT TIME IS SANDRA'S BUS
ABOUT THE PASSING OF ANYTHING. WHAT TIME
IS SANDRA'S BUS SUPPOSED TO GET IN HERE?
WHAT TIME IS SANDRA'S BUS SUPPOSED
TO GET IN HERE? ISN'T SHE LATE?
SUPPOSED TO GET IN HERE? ISN'T SHE
LATE? >> WELL, SHE SHOULD BE HERE
ISN'T SHE LATE? >> WELL,
SHE SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW.
WELL, SHE SHOULD BE HERE BY
NOW. >> OH SON, PLEASE BE CAREFUL.
BY NOW. >> OH SON, PLEASE BE
CAREFUL. DON'T HURT YOURSELF, OKAY?
OH SON, PLEASE BE CAREFUL. DON'T
HURT YOURSELF, OKAY? >> SURE, MOM.
YOU'RE EXCITED BECAUSE YOUR
DAUGHTER'S COMING HOME, AREN'T YOU?
YOUR DAUGHTER'S COMING HOME,
AREN'T YOU? >> NO, I AM NOT EXCITED.
AREN'T YOU? >> NO, I AM NOT
EXCITED. I AM NOT EXCITED.
NO, I AM NOT EXCITED. I AM
NOT EXCITED. >> YES, YOU ARE.
I AM NOT EXCITED. >> YES, YOU
ARE. OUR FIRSTBORN IS COMING HOME
YES, YOU ARE. OUR FIRSTBORN IS
COMING HOME FROM COLLEGE, AND YOU ARE
OUR FIRSTBORN IS COMING HOME
FROM COLLEGE, AND YOU ARE EXCITED.
FROM COLLEGE, AND YOU ARE
EXCITED. >> I AM NOT EXCITED, I'M TELLING
EXCITED. >> I AM NOT EXCITED,
I'M TELLING YOU, SO JUST STOP IT.
I AM NOT EXCITED, I'M TELLING
YOU, SO JUST STOP IT. >> MMM HMM.
YOU, SO JUST STOP IT. >> MMM
HMM. >> FIRSTBORN, THE INQUISITIVE
MMM HMM. >> FIRSTBORN,
THE INQUISITIVE ONE.
FIRSTBORN, THE INQUISITIVE
ONE. YES INDEED, I REMEMBER SHE WAS
ONE. YES INDEED, I REMEMBER SHE
WAS ABOUT 4 YEARS OLD AND SHE SAID,
YES INDEED, I REMEMBER SHE WAS ABOUT 4 YEARS
OLD AND SHE SAID, "DADDY, WHERE DO THE DUCKS GO
ABOUT 4 YEARS OLD AND SHE SAID, "DADDY, WHERE
DO THE DUCKS GO WHEN THE POND FREEZES OVER?"
"DADDY, WHERE DO THE DUCKS GO WHEN THE
POND FREEZES OVER?" RIGHT THEN AND THERE,
WHEN THE POND FREEZES OVER?" RIGHT THEN
AND THERE, I KNEW SHE WAS SMARTER THAN I.
RIGHT THEN AND THERE, I KNEW
SHE WAS SMARTER THAN I. [LAUGHING]
I KNEW SHE WAS SMARTER THAN I.
[LAUGHING] >> YEAH, SHE USED TO ASK A LOT
[LAUGHING] >> YEAH, SHE USED TO ASK
A LOT OF QUESTIONS, AND NOW SHE CAN
YEAH, SHE USED TO ASK A LOT OF
QUESTIONS, AND NOW SHE CAN ANSWER THEM.
OF QUESTIONS, AND NOW SHE CAN ANSWER
THEM. >> MMM HMM, FOUR "A"s AND A "B."
ANSWER THEM. >> MMM HMM,
FOUR "A"s AND A "B." >> HEY, HEY, HEY!
MMM HMM, FOUR "A"s AND A "B." >>
HEY, HEY, HEY! >> ALRIGHT, AND HALF OF HER
HEY, HEY, HEY! >> ALRIGHT,
AND HALF OF HER BELONGS TO YOU.
ALRIGHT, AND HALF OF HER BELONGS
TO YOU. >> OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
BELONGS TO YOU. >> OH, THANK
YOU SO MUCH. >> YOU'RE WELCOME,
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. >>
YOU'RE WELCOME, JUST THE FEET.
YOU'RE WELCOME, JUST
THE FEET. >> OH, DON'T TRY IT.
JUST THE FEET. >> OH, DON'T
TRY IT. >> LISTEN, ISN'T SHE LATE?
OH, DON'T TRY IT. >> LISTEN, ISN'T
SHE LATE? >> HONEY, PLEASE CALM DOWN.
LISTEN, ISN'T SHE LATE? >> HONEY, PLEASE
CALM DOWN. NOW, SHE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
HONEY, PLEASE CALM DOWN. NOW, SHE'LL BE HERE
ANY MINUTE. I'VE GOT TO GO CHECK ON THEO.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
WHO IS IT? >>
SANDRA! >> SANDRA WHO?
SANDRA! >> SANDRA WHO?
SANDRA, YOUR DAUGHTER,
SANDRA WHO? >> SANDRA,
YOUR DAUGHTER, REMEMBER?
SANDRA, YOUR DAUGHTER,
REMEMBER? >> THE ONE THAT GOES TO
REMEMBER? >> THE ONE
THAT GOES TO PRINCETON?
THE ONE THAT GOES TO
PRINCETON? >> YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE.
PRINCETON? >> YEAH, THAT'S THE
ONE. >> THE ONE WITH FOUR "A"s
YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE. >> THE ONE
WITH FOUR "A"s AND A "B" LAST YEAR?
THE ONE WITH FOUR "A"s
AND A "B" LAST YEAR? >> YES!
AND A "B" LAST YEAR? >>
YES! >> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
YES! >> WHAT DO YOU
WANT? >> DADDY, COME ON.
WHAT DO YOU WANT? >> DADDY,
COME ON. IT'S GETTING COLD OUT HERE.
DADDY, COME ON. IT'S GETTING COLD
OUT HERE. >> THE ONE THAT CALLS LONG
IT'S GETTING COLD OUT HERE. >>
THE ONE THAT CALLS LONG DISTANCE?
THE ONE THAT CALLS
LONG DISTANCE? >> YES, DADDY.
DISTANCE? >> YES, DADDY.
AND ASKS FOR MONEY?
YES, DADDY. >> AND
ASKS FOR MONEY? >> YES!
AND ASKS FOR MONEY? >> YES!
AND THE ONE WHO BROUGHT, STEP
YES! >> AND THE ONE WHO BROUGHT,
STEP ASIDE A SECOND PLEASE, FOUR BAGS
AND THE ONE WHO BROUGHT, STEP ASIDE A
SECOND PLEASE, FOUR BAGS OF DIRTY LAUNDRY?
ASIDE A SECOND PLEASE, FOUR
BAGS OF DIRTY LAUNDRY? HUH?
OF DIRTY LAUNDRY? HUH? >> YES!
HUH? >> YES! [LAUGHING]
YES! [LAUGHING] >> DADDY!
[LAUGHING] >> DADDY! OH!
DADDY! OH! >>
LET ME LOOK AT YOU.
OH! >> LET ME LOOK AT
YOU. >> SO, HOW DO I LOOK?
LET ME LOOK AT YOU. >> SO,
HOW DO I LOOK? >> LIKE TRASH.
SO, HOW DO I LOOK? >>
LIKE TRASH. HOW 'BOUT ME?
LIKE TRASH. HOW 'BOUT
ME? >> WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
HOW 'BOUT ME? >> WELL, YOU LOOK
LIKE YOU GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT THERE,
WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT THERE, DADDY.
GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT THERE,
DADDY. >> OH, I COULDN'T HIDE IT, HUH?
DADDY. >> OH, I COULDN'T
HIDE IT, HUH? THAT'S ALRIGHT.
OH, I COULDN'T HIDE IT, HUH? THAT'S
ALRIGHT. SO NOW, WHAT DID... WHAT IS THIS
THAT'S ALRIGHT. SO NOW, WHAT
DID... WHAT IS THIS YOU BROUGHT HERE?
SO NOW, WHAT DID... WHAT IS THIS YOU
BROUGHT HERE? >> I MISSED YOU, DADDY.
YOU BROUGHT HERE? >> I MISSED
YOU, DADDY. >> OF COURSE YOU DID.
I MISSED YOU, DADDY. >> OF COURSE
YOU DID. SOMEBODY HAS TO BRING IN
OF COURSE YOU DID. SOMEBODY
HAS TO BRING IN YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY.
SOMEBODY HAS TO BRING IN
YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY. >> SANDRA!
YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY.
SANDRA! >> MOM!
SANDRA! >>
MOM! >> SANDRA, OH!
MOM! >> SANDRA, OH! OH
GOSH, LET ME LOOK AT YOU.
SANDRA, OH! OH GOSH, LET ME LOOK
AT YOU. WELL, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED?
OH GOSH, LET ME LOOK AT YOU. WELL, YOU
HAVEN'T CHANGED? >> WELL MOM, I WAS HOME
WELL, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED? >>
WELL MOM, I WAS HOME 2 MONTHS AGO.
WELL MOM, I WAS HOME 2
MONTHS AGO. >> OH REALLY?
2 MONTHS AGO. >> OH REALLY?
I THOUGHT IT WAS LONGER
OH REALLY? I THOUGHT
IT WAS LONGER THAN THAT.
I THOUGHT IT WAS LONGER
THAN THAT. >> SANDRA!
THAN THAT. >> SANDRA! >> RUDY!
SANDRA! >> RUDY!
I MADE YOU A TURKEY.
RUDY! >> I MADE YOU A
TURKEY. >> WELL THEN, WE'LL EAT IT
I MADE YOU A TURKEY. >> WELL
THEN, WE'LL EAT IT TOMORROW.
WELL THEN, WE'LL EAT IT
TOMORROW. >> IT'S A PAPER TURKEY, SILLY.
TOMORROW. >> IT'S A PAPER
TURKEY, SILLY. >> VANESSA...
IT'S A PAPER TURKEY,
SILLY. >> VANESSA... >> SANDRA.
VANESSA... >> SANDRA.
OH, YOU'RE GETTING TO BE
SANDRA. >> OH, YOU'RE
GETTING TO BE SO BIG.
OH, YOU'RE GETTING TO BE SO
BIG. >> WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR?
SO BIG. >> WHAT DID YOU DO
TO YOUR HAIR? >> DO YOU LIKE IT?
WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR?
DO YOU LIKE IT? >> OH, I LOVE IT.
DO YOU LIKE IT? >> OH, I
LOVE IT. WILL YOU DO IT TO MINE?
OH, I LOVE IT. WILL YOU
DO IT TO MINE? >> SURE.
WILL YOU DO IT TO MINE?
SURE. >> NICE JACKET.
SURE. >> NICE JACKET. >>
THANKS, YOU CAN'T BORROW IT.
NICE JACKET. >> THANKS,
YOU CAN'T BORROW IT. >> HEY!
THANKS, YOU CAN'T BORROW IT. >>
HEY! I'LL LEND YOU MY SUEDE BOOTS.
HEY! I'LL LEND YOU MY SUEDE
BOOTS. THOSE ARE MY SUEDE BOOTS.
I'LL LEND YOU MY SUEDE BOOTS. THOSE ARE MY
SUEDE BOOTS. >> WELL, I'LL LEND THEM BACK TO
THOSE ARE MY SUEDE BOOTS. >> WELL, I'LL LEND
THEM BACK TO YOU IF YOU LEND ME THAT JACKET.
WELL, I'LL LEND THEM BACK TO
YOU IF YOU LEND ME THAT JACKET. >> SIS!
YOU IF YOU LEND ME THAT
JACKET. >> SIS! >> HEY THEO!
SIS! >> HEY THEO! WHY
DO YOU SMELL LIKE CHICKEN?
HEY THEO! WHY DO YOU SMELL
LIKE CHICKEN? >> I'M IN TRAINING.
WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE CHICKEN? >> I'M IN
TRAINING. DAD JUST MAY LET ME CARVE THIS
I'M IN TRAINING. DAD JUST MAY
LET ME CARVE THIS YEAR'S TURKEY.
DAD JUST MAY LET ME CARVE THIS YEAR'S
TURKEY. >> HEY ALRIGHT, YOU'RE MOVING
YEAR'S TURKEY. >> HEY
ALRIGHT, YOU'RE MOVING UP!
HEY ALRIGHT, YOU'RE MOVING
UP! >> YOU KNOW, IT REALLY, REALLY
UP! >> YOU KNOW, IT REALLY,
REALLY MOVES ME TO SEE THIS ENTIRE
YOU KNOW, IT REALLY, REALLY MOVES ME TO SEE
THIS ENTIRE FAMILY HERE BECAUSE WE CAN EACH
MOVES ME TO SEE THIS ENTIRE FAMILY HERE BECAUSE
WE CAN EACH TAKE A BAG AND GET THIS LAUNDRY
FAMILY HERE BECAUSE WE CAN EACH
TAKE A BAG AND GET THIS LAUNDRY UPSTAIRS.
TAKE A BAG AND GET THIS
LAUNDRY UPSTAIRS. LET'S GO.
UPSTAIRS. LET'S GO.
RUDY, YOU CAN TAKE
LET'S GO. >> RUDY, YOU
CAN TAKE MORE THAN THAT.
THERE YOU GO. >>
WHAT'S IT SAY? >> PRINCETON.
WHAT'S IT SAY? >>
PRINCETON. >> CAN I SLEEP IN IT?
PRINCETON. >> CAN
I SLEEP IN IT? >> SURE.
CAN I SLEEP IN IT?
SURE. AND FOR YOU...
SURE. AND FOR YOU... >>
THE RINEHART STUDY GUIDE.
AND FOR YOU... >> THE RINEHART
STUDY GUIDE. >> YEAH, IT'LL HELP YOU
THE RINEHART STUDY GUIDE. >> YEAH,
IT'LL HELP YOU ORGANIZE YOUR THOUGHTS.
YEAH, IT'LL HELP YOU ORGANIZE
YOUR THOUGHTS. IT REALLY HELPED ME.
ORGANIZE YOUR THOUGHTS. IT
REALLY HELPED ME. >> GREAT, THANKS.
IT REALLY HELPED ME. >> GREAT,
THANKS. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GET
GREAT, THANKS. I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO GET MY THOUGHTS ORGANIZED.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GET MY
THOUGHTS ORGANIZED. >> SANDRA.
MY THOUGHTS ORGANIZED.
SANDRA. >> YEAH, VANESSA.
SANDRA. >> YEAH, VANESSA.
CAN I VISIT YOU AT PRINCETON?
YEAH, VANESSA. >> CAN I
VISIT YOU AT PRINCETON? >> SURE.
CAN I VISIT YOU AT PRINCETON? >>
SURE. >> YOU COULD WEAR MY T-SHIRT.
SURE. >> YOU COULD WEAR MY
T-SHIRT. >> HEY, DON'T YOU TWO HAVE
YOU COULD WEAR MY T-SHIRT. >> HEY,
DON'T YOU TWO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO?
HEY, DON'T YOU TWO
HAVE SOMETHING TO DO? >> NO.
SOMETHING TO DO? >> NO.
COME ON, I REALLY WANT TO
NO. >> COME ON, I REALLY WANT
TO TALK TO SANDRA ALONE, OKAY?
COME ON, I REALLY WANT TO TALK
TO SANDRA ALONE, OKAY? >> OKAY, BOYS.
TALK TO SANDRA ALONE, OKAY? >>
OKAY, BOYS. >> WHAT ABOUT THEM?
OKAY, BOYS. >> WHAT ABOUT
THEM? >> ONE DAY, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
WHAT ABOUT THEM? >> ONE DAY, YOU'LL
UNDERSTAND. ONE DAY, I'LL UNDERSTAND.
ONE DAY, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. ONE DAY, I'LL
UNDERSTAND. >> OKAY, LET'S HEAR ABOUT THIS
ONE DAY, I'LL UNDERSTAND. >> OKAY,
LET'S HEAR ABOUT THIS YEAR'S CROP.
OKAY, LET'S HEAR ABOUT THIS
YEAR'S CROP. >> THEY'RE TERRIFIC, BUT
YEAR'S CROP. >> THEY'RE TERRIFIC,
BUT THE REALLY EXCITING NEWS IS THAT
THEY'RE TERRIFIC, BUT THE REALLY EXCITING
NEWS IS THAT SOME FRIENDS AND I HAVE DECIDED
THE REALLY EXCITING NEWS IS THAT SOME FRIENDS
AND I HAVE DECIDED TO GO TO PARIS THIS SUMMER.
SOME FRIENDS AND I HAVE DECIDED
TO GO TO PARIS THIS SUMMER. >> PARIS?
TO GO TO PARIS THIS SUMMER. >>
PARIS? >> WE CAN HAVE THIS GREAT
PARIS? >> WE CAN HAVE THIS
GREAT APARTMENT REAL CHEAP.
WE CAN HAVE THIS GREAT APARTMENT
REAL CHEAP. >> OH, PARIS IS SO ROMANTIC.
APARTMENT REAL CHEAP. >> OH, PARIS IS SO
ROMANTIC. >> THERE IS A LOT MORE TO PARIS
OH, PARIS IS SO ROMANTIC. >> THERE
IS A LOT MORE TO PARIS THAN ROMANCE.
THERE IS A LOT MORE TO PARIS
THAN ROMANCE. >> LIKE WHAT?
THAN ROMANCE. >> LIKE WHAT?
I WANT TO SPEND SOME TIME
LIKE WHAT? >> I WANT TO SPEND SOME
TIME THERE AND EXPERIENCE THE CULTURE
I WANT TO SPEND SOME TIME THERE AND EXPERIENCE
THE CULTURE LIKE SOME OF THE GREAT WRITERS
THERE AND EXPERIENCE THE CULTURE LIKE SOME
OF THE GREAT WRITERS DID, RICHARD WRIGHT
LIKE SOME OF THE GREAT WRITERS DID,
RICHARD WRIGHT AND JAMES BALDWIN.
DID, RICHARD WRIGHT AND JAMES
BALDWIN. >> HAVE YOU TALKED TO
AND JAMES BALDWIN. >> HAVE
YOU TALKED TO MOM AND DAD YET?
HAVE YOU TALKED TO MOM AND
DAD YET? >> NO, THAT'S WHY I THOUGHT
MOM AND DAD YET? >> NO, THAT'S
WHY I THOUGHT I'D COME TO YOU.
NO, THAT'S WHY I THOUGHT I'D
COME TO YOU. SEE, I'VE BEEN AWAY
I'D COME TO YOU. SEE, I'VE BEEN
AWAY AND YOU'RE MORE IN TOUCH WITH
SEE, I'VE BEEN AWAY AND YOU'RE
MORE IN TOUCH WITH THE FAMILY CLIMATE.
AND YOU'RE MORE IN TOUCH WITH THE
FAMILY CLIMATE. WHO DO I GO TO FIRST?
THE FAMILY CLIMATE. WHO DO I GO
TO FIRST? >> HA, HA, DON'T EVEN THINK
WHO DO I GO TO FIRST? >> HA, HA,
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING TO DAD.
HA, HA, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
GOING TO DAD. CONCENTRATE ON MOM.
ABOUT GOING TO DAD. CONCENTRATE
ON MOM. IF YOU GET HER ON YOUR SIDE,
CONCENTRATE ON MOM. IF YOU GET HER ON
YOUR SIDE, THEN YOU CAN DOUBLE TEAM DAD
IF YOU GET HER ON YOUR SIDE, THEN YOU CAN
DOUBLE TEAM DAD AND THEN YOU MIGHT HAVE
THEN YOU CAN DOUBLE TEAM DAD AND
THEN YOU MIGHT HAVE A FIGHTING CHANCE.
AND THEN YOU MIGHT HAVE A FIGHTING
CHANCE. >> THE FAMILY CLIMATE HASN'T
A FIGHTING CHANCE. >> THE
FAMILY CLIMATE HASN'T CHANGED.
THE FAMILY CLIMATE HASN'T
CHANGED. WELL, WHAT APPROACH DO I USE
CHANGED. WELL, WHAT
APPROACH DO I USE WITH MOM?
WELL, WHAT APPROACH DO I USE WITH
MOM? >> MMM, ASK HER ABOUT HER WORK.
WITH MOM? >> MMM, ASK HER ABOUT
HER WORK. SEE, NOBODY ASKS MOM ABOUT
MMM, ASK HER ABOUT HER WORK.
SEE, NOBODY ASKS MOM ABOUT HER WORK.
SEE, NOBODY ASKS MOM ABOUT HER
WORK. THEN WHEN YOU GOT HER FEELING
HER WORK. THEN WHEN YOU GOT HER
FEELING REAL GOOD, YOU COULD SLIP
THEN WHEN YOU GOT HER FEELING
REAL GOOD, YOU COULD SLIP IN PARIS.
REAL GOOD, YOU COULD SLIP
IN PARIS. >> OH, GREAT IDEA.
IN PARIS. >> OH, GREAT
IDEA. >> YEAH, GOOD LUCK.
OH, GREAT IDEA. >> YEAH, GOOD
LUCK. 'CAUSE IF YOU GET TO GO THAT
YEAH, GOOD LUCK. 'CAUSE IF YOU
GET TO GO THAT MEANS I'M GOING NEXT.
'CAUSE IF YOU GET TO GO THAT
MEANS I'M GOING NEXT. [LAUGHING]
HI. >> HI HONEY. >> YOU
WANT SOME HOT CHOCOLATE?
HI HONEY. >> YOU WANT SOME
HOT CHOCOLATE? >> OH, NO THANK YOU.
YOU WANT SOME HOT CHOCOLATE?
OH, NO THANK YOU. >> HOW'S WORK?
OH, NO THANK YOU. >>
HOW'S WORK? >> FANTASTIC.
HOW'S WORK? >>
FANTASTIC. >> REALLY?
FANTASTIC. >> REALLY?
OH YES, I WON MY LAST
REALLY? >> OH YES, I
WON MY LAST THREE CASES.
OH YES, I WON MY LAST THREE
CASES. THERE'S EVEN SOME TALK THAT
THREE CASES. THERE'S EVEN SOME TALK
THAT I MIGHT BECOME A PARTNER NEXT
THERE'S EVEN SOME TALK THAT I
MIGHT BECOME A PARTNER NEXT MONTH.
I MIGHT BECOME A PARTNER
NEXT MONTH. >> THAT'S GREAT!
MONTH. >> THAT'S GREAT!
SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO
THAT'S GREAT! >> SO,
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK ME?
SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK
ME? >> WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK
ASK ME? >> WELL, WHAT
DO YOU THINK ABOUT PARIS?
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT PARIS? >> OH, I LOVE PARIS.
ABOUT PARIS? >> OH, I LOVE
PARIS. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO.
OH, I LOVE PARIS. I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO GO. >> YOU HAVE?
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO. >>
YOU HAVE? >> UH-HUH, AND SO DO YOU.
YOU HAVE? >> UH-HUH, AND SO DO
YOU. >> WELL, JUST FOR THE SUMMER.
UH-HUH, AND SO DO YOU. >> WELL, JUST FOR
THE SUMMER. SOME FRIENDS AND I THOUGHT WE'D
WELL, JUST FOR THE SUMMER. SOME FRIENDS AND I
THOUGHT WE'D RENT THIS APARTMENT IN THE CITY.
SOME FRIENDS AND I THOUGHT WE'D RENT THIS
APARTMENT IN THE CITY. >> HEY, HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
RENT THIS APARTMENT IN THE CITY.
HEY, HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. FRIENDS?
HEY, HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. FRIENDS?
YEAH, MICHELLE STEWART AND
FRIENDS? >> YEAH, MICHELLE STEWART
AND LISA BARNES, YOU'VE MET THEM.
YEAH, MICHELLE STEWART AND LISA BARNES,
YOU'VE MET THEM. >> OKAY, SO WHAT ABOUT THIS
LISA BARNES, YOU'VE MET THEM. >>
OKAY, SO WHAT ABOUT THIS APARTMENT?
OKAY, SO WHAT ABOUT THIS
APARTMENT? >> WELL, IT'S MICHELLE'S
APARTMENT? >> WELL, IT'S
MICHELLE'S COUSIN'S APARTMENT.
WELL, IT'S MICHELLE'S COUSIN'S
APARTMENT. SHE'S A BALLET DANCER.
COUSIN'S APARTMENT. SHE'S A BALLET
DANCER. >> PARIS IN THE SUMMERTIME
SHE'S A BALLET DANCER. >> PARIS IN THE
SUMMERTIME WITH GIRLFRIENDS IN A DANCER'S
PARIS IN THE SUMMERTIME WITH
GIRLFRIENDS IN A DANCER'S APARTMENT?
WITH GIRLFRIENDS IN A DANCER'S
APARTMENT? SOUNDS SENSATIONAL TO ME.
APARTMENT? SOUNDS SENSATIONAL
TO ME. >> SO, YOU'LL LET ME GO?
SOUNDS SENSATIONAL TO ME. >> SO, YOU'LL
LET ME GO? >> HONEY, I'D LOVE FOR YOU
SO, YOU'LL LET ME GO? >>
HONEY, I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO GO!
HONEY, I'D LOVE
FOR YOU TO GO! >> OH!
TO GO! >> OH! >> OH,
BUT WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT
OH! >> OH, BUT WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE, BEFORE YOU GET TO
OH, BUT WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE,
BEFORE YOU GET TO HOT AND EXCITED, HOLD ON.
A MINUTE, BEFORE YOU GET TO HOT AND EXCITED,
HOLD ON. THERE IS ONE PERSON WHO STANDS
HOT AND EXCITED, HOLD ON. THERE IS ONE
PERSON WHO STANDS BETWEEN YOU AND PARIS.
THERE IS ONE PERSON WHO STANDS BETWEEN
YOU AND PARIS. NOW IF YOU WANT THE GOLDEN
BETWEEN YOU AND PARIS. NOW IF YOU WANT
THE GOLDEN FLEECE, YOU GOT TO GO PAST
NOW IF YOU WANT THE GOLDEN FLEECE,
YOU GOT TO GO PAST THE CYCLOPS.
FLEECE, YOU GOT TO GO PAST
THE CYCLOPS. HE'S A CUTE CYCLOPS,
THE CYCLOPS. HE'S A CUTE
CYCLOPS, BUT A TOUGH ONE.
HE'S A CUTE CYCLOPS, BUT A TOUGH
ONE. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'LL DO?
BUT A TOUGH ONE. >> WHAT DO YOU
THINK HE'LL DO? >> WELL, LET'S SEE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'LL DO? >> WELL,
LET'S SEE. FIRST, HE'S GOING TO SAY, "AHA."
WELL, LET'S SEE. FIRST, HE'S GOING TO
SAY, "AHA." AND THEN, HE'S GOING TO SAY,
FIRST, HE'S GOING TO SAY, "AHA." AND THEN,
HE'S GOING TO SAY, "HMM, INTERESTING."
AND THEN, HE'S GOING TO SAY, "HMM,
INTERESTING." THEN, HE'S GOING TO THROW EVERY
"HMM, INTERESTING." THEN, HE'S GOING TO
THROW EVERY EXCUSE IN THE BOOK AT YOU,
THEN, HE'S GOING TO THROW EVERY EXCUSE IN THE
BOOK AT YOU, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO HANG IN THERE
EXCUSE IN THE BOOK AT YOU, BUT YOU'VE
GOT TO HANG IN THERE AND WEAR HIM DOWN.
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO HANG IN THERE AND WEAR
HIM DOWN. >> WELL, WHEN IS THE BEST TIME
AND WEAR HIM DOWN. >> WELL,
WHEN IS THE BEST TIME TO GET HIM?
WELL, WHEN IS THE BEST TIME TO GET
HIM? >> WE STRIKE TOMORROW MORNING.
TO GET HIM? >> WE STRIKE
TOMORROW MORNING. [LAUGHING]
ALRIGHT NOW, ONE MORE CHANCE, HERE
IS YOUR TURKEY CARVING PRACTICE CABBAGE.
HERE IS YOUR TURKEY CARVING PRACTICE
CABBAGE. >> DAD, THAT'S A CABBAGE.
PRACTICE CABBAGE. >> DAD, THAT'S A
CABBAGE. >> RIGHT, YOU'RE BRILLIANT.
DAD, THAT'S A CABBAGE. >> RIGHT, YOU'RE
BRILLIANT. YOU KNOW, I WATCHED YOU LAST
RIGHT, YOU'RE BRILLIANT. YOU KNOW, I
WATCHED YOU LAST NIGHT AND WHAT YOU DID TO
YOU KNOW, I WATCHED YOU LAST NIGHT
AND WHAT YOU DID TO THAT CHICKEN.
NIGHT AND WHAT YOU DID TO THAT
CHICKEN. YOU SEE A LONG TIME AGO, BEFORE
THAT CHICKEN. YOU SEE A LONG TIME AGO,
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN, I PRAYED THAT GOD
YOU SEE A LONG TIME AGO, BEFORE YOU WERE BORN, I
PRAYED THAT GOD WOULD GIVE ME A SON TO CARRY ON
YOU WERE BORN, I PRAYED THAT GOD WOULD
GIVE ME A SON TO CARRY ON THE FAMILY NAME.
WOULD GIVE ME A SON TO CARRY ON THE
FAMILY NAME. AND YOU WERE BORN, AND I'VE
THE FAMILY NAME. AND YOU WERE
BORN, AND I'VE WATCHED YOU DO THINGS.
AND YOU WERE BORN, AND I'VE WATCHED YOU
DO THINGS. AND MANY TIMES, I'VE WANTED TO
WATCHED YOU DO THINGS. AND MANY TIMES,
I'VE WANTED TO ASK YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE
AND MANY TIMES, I'VE WANTED TO ASK
YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE WHO YOU ARE.
ASK YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE WHO
YOU ARE. AND LAST NIGHT WAS ONE OF
WHO YOU ARE. AND LAST
NIGHT WAS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.
AND LAST NIGHT WAS ONE OF THOSE
TIMES. SON, WHAT YOU DID WITH THAT
THOSE TIMES. SON, WHAT YOU DID WITH
THAT CHICKEN, YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE
SON, WHAT YOU DID WITH THAT CHICKEN, YOU
MIGHT AS WELL HAVE TAKEN THREE CHERRY BOMBS,
CHICKEN, YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE TAKEN THREE
CHERRY BOMBS, PUT 'EM INSIDE OF THE BIRD,
TAKEN THREE CHERRY BOMBS, PUT 'EM
INSIDE OF THE BIRD, LET IT GO OFF, BLOOM!
PUT 'EM INSIDE OF THE BIRD, LET IT GO OFF,
BLOOM! AND WE ALL TAKE WHATEVER PIECES
LET IT GO OFF, BLOOM! AND WE ALL
TAKE WHATEVER PIECES WE WANT.
AND WE ALL TAKE WHATEVER PIECES
WE WANT. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RESPECT
WE WANT. YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO RESPECT THE FOOD.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RESPECT
THE FOOD. YOU UNDERSTAND?
THE FOOD. YOU UNDERSTAND?
SLICE IT IN AN APPETIZING
YOU UNDERSTAND? SLICE
IT IN AN APPETIZING MANNER.
SLICE IT IN AN APPETIZING MANNER.
NOW, LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW
MANNER. NOW, LET ME EXPLAIN TO
YOU HOW YOU SHOULD SLICE A TURKEY
NOW, LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW
YOU SHOULD SLICE A TURKEY PROPERLY.
YOU SHOULD SLICE A TURKEY
PROPERLY. YOU TAKE THE BLADE GENTLY IN
PROPERLY. YOU TAKE THE BLADE
GENTLY IN YOUR HAND, AND YOU SLICE EVER
YOU TAKE THE BLADE GENTLY IN YOUR HAND, AND
YOU SLICE EVER SO GENTLY FOLLOWING THE GRAIN,
YOUR HAND, AND YOU SLICE EVER SO GENTLY
FOLLOWING THE GRAIN, GOING ALONG THE CONTOUR OF
SO GENTLY FOLLOWING THE GRAIN,
GOING ALONG THE CONTOUR OF THE BIRD.
GOING ALONG THE CONTOUR
OF THE BIRD. >> DAD?
THE BIRD. >> DAD? >> YES?
DAD? >> YES? >>
WHY ARE YOU TALKING
YES? >> WHY ARE
YOU TALKING LIKE THAT?
WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE
THAT? >> I HAVE NO IDEA, EXCEPT IT
LIKE THAT? >> I HAVE NO IDEA, EXCEPT
IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL MORE SECURE
I HAVE NO IDEA, EXCEPT IT JUST MAKES ME
FEEL MORE SECURE WHEN I'M IN THE KITCHEN.
JUST MAKES ME FEEL MORE SECURE WHEN
I'M IN THE KITCHEN. NOW TRY IT, MY BOY.
WHEN I'M IN THE KITCHEN. NOW
TRY IT, MY BOY. AND TALK IT THROUGH.
NOW TRY IT, MY BOY. AND TALK IT
THROUGH. >> I FOLLOW THE NATURAL CONTOUR
AND TALK IT THROUGH. >> I FOLLOW
THE NATURAL CONTOUR OF THE BIRD.
I FOLLOW THE NATURAL
CONTOUR OF THE BIRD. >> YES.
OF THE BIRD. >> YES. >>
AND I FOLLOW THE GRAIN OF
YES. >> AND I FOLLOW THE
GRAIN OF THE FOUL AND FOLLOW IT...
AND I FOLLOW THE GRAIN OF
THE FOUL AND FOLLOW IT... >> YES.
THE FOUL AND FOLLOW
IT... >> YES. >> AND SLICE...
YES. >> AND SLICE... >> YES.
AND SLICE... >>
YES. >> AND SLICING IT...
YES. >> AND SLICING
IT... >> EXCUSE ME, BOYS?
AND SLICING IT... >>
EXCUSE ME, BOYS? >> YES?
CLIFF, SANDRA HAS SOMETHING SHE'D LIKE TO
ASK YOU. >> YOU BROUGHT HER IN TO TELL ME
SHE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU. >> YOU BROUGHT HER
IN TO TELL ME SHE HAS SOMETHING TO ASK ME?
YOU BROUGHT HER IN TO TELL ME SHE HAS SOMETHING
TO ASK ME? >> DADDY, CAN... HOW'S WORK?
SHE HAS SOMETHING TO ASK ME? >>
DADDY, CAN... HOW'S WORK? [LAUGHING]
DADDY, CAN... HOW'S WORK?
[LAUGHING] >> OH NO, NO, NO, NO,
[LAUGHING] >> OH NO, NO, NO, NO,
THE TWO OF YOU STANDING THERE
OH NO, NO, NO, NO, THE TWO OF YOU
STANDING THERE TOGETHER LOOKING LIKE
THE TWO OF YOU STANDING THERE
TOGETHER LOOKING LIKE THE UNITED FRONT.
TOGETHER LOOKING LIKE THE
UNITED FRONT. >> GO AHEAD.
THE UNITED FRONT.
GO AHEAD. ASK HIM.
GO AHEAD. ASK HIM. >>
DADDY, WHAT DO YOU THINK
ASK HIM. >> DADDY, WHAT DO YOU
THINK ABOUT ME SPENDING THE SUMMER
DADDY, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
ME SPENDING THE SUMMER IN PARIS?
ABOUT ME SPENDING THE
SUMMER IN PARIS? >> AHA!
IN PARIS? >> AHA! >>
NOW SEE, I THINK IT'S
AHA! >> NOW SEE, I
THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
NOW SEE, I THINK IT'S A GREAT
IDEA. NOW, I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT
A GREAT IDEA. NOW, I'D LIKE
TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK.
NOW, I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT
YOU THINK. >> MMM, INTERESTING.
YOU THINK. >> MMM, INTERESTING.
WELL, SHE WOULD GO WITH
MMM, INTERESTING. >> WELL, SHE WOULD
GO WITH A COUPLE OF HER GIRLFRIENDS.
WELL, SHE WOULD GO WITH A COUPLE
OF HER GIRLFRIENDS. >> LISA AND MICHELLE.
A COUPLE OF HER GIRLFRIENDS. >> LISA AND
MICHELLE. >> WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE?
LISA AND MICHELLE. >> WHERE ARE YOU
GOING TO LIVE? >> OH, MICHELLE'S COUSIN'S
WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE? >> OH, MICHELLE'S
COUSIN'S LETTING US HAVE THE APARTMENT
OH, MICHELLE'S COUSIN'S LETTING US
HAVE THE APARTMENT FOR THE ENTIRE SUMMER.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >>
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S A NEW ONE.
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S A NEW ONE.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE APARTMENT?
IT'S A NEW ONE. >> HAVE YOU SEEN THE
APARTMENT? >> WELL NO, OF COURSE NOT,
HAVE YOU SEEN THE APARTMENT? >> WELL
NO, OF COURSE NOT, BUT I'M SURE IT'S NICE.
WELL NO, OF COURSE NOT, BUT I'M SURE
IT'S NICE. MICHELLE'S COUSIN'S A BALLET
BUT I'M SURE IT'S NICE. MICHELLE'S
COUSIN'S A BALLET DANCER.
MICHELLE'S COUSIN'S A BALLET DANCER.
PARIS, THE PEOPLE EXPECT YOU
DANCER. >> PARIS, THE PEOPLE
EXPECT YOU TO SPEAK FRENCH.
PARIS, THE PEOPLE EXPECT YOU TO
SPEAK FRENCH. >> WELL, I'M TAKING FRENCH
TO SPEAK FRENCH. >> WELL, I'M
TAKING FRENCH NEXT SEMESTER.
WELL, I'M TAKING FRENCH NEXT
SEMESTER. >> I DON'T THINK THAT'S
NEXT SEMESTER. >> I DON'T
THINK THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOOD
ENOUGH. YOU SEE, BECAUSE WHEN
GOOD ENOUGH. YOU SEE, BECAUSE
WHEN AN AMERICAN SPEAKS FRENCH TO
YOU SEE, BECAUSE WHEN AN AMERICAN SPEAKS
FRENCH TO A FRENCH PERSON, THEY LOOK AT
AN AMERICAN SPEAKS FRENCH TO A FRENCH PERSON,
THEY LOOK AT YOU LIKE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND
A FRENCH PERSON, THEY LOOK AT YOU LIKE THEY
DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
YOU LIKE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE
TALKING ABOUT. THEY LOOK AT YOU... THEY LOOK
WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. THEY LOOK AT YOU...
THEY LOOK AT YOU LIKE THIS... FRENCH PEOPLE
THEY LOOK AT YOU... THEY LOOK AT YOU LIKE
THIS... FRENCH PEOPLE MADE UP THIS FACE...
DADDY! >> I MADE PLANS.
WE ALWAYS TRAVEL SOME PLACE
I MADE PLANS. WE ALWAYS TRAVEL SOME
PLACE IN THE SUMMER AND THIS SUMMER,
WE ALWAYS TRAVEL SOME PLACE IN THE SUMMER AND
THIS SUMMER, WE'RE GOING TO THE GRAND CANYON.
I MEAN IT'S A PART OF THE HUXTABLE
TRADITION, AND I DON'T THINK THAT YOU
THE HUXTABLE TRADITION, AND I DON'T
THINK THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO BREAK THAT
AND I DON'T THINK THAT YOU WOULD WANT
TO BREAK THAT TRADITION, WOULD YOU?
WOULD WANT TO BREAK THAT TRADITION,
WOULD YOU? >> WELL, CAN I CALL A FAMILY
TRADITION, WOULD YOU? >>
WELL, CAN I CALL A FAMILY FORUM?
WELL, CAN I CALL A FAMILY
FORUM? >> YOU'RE KIDDING.
FORUM? >> YOU'RE
KIDDING. YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
YOU'RE KIDDING. YOU CAN'T DO
THAT. ONLY A PARENT CAN CALL A FAMILY
YOU CAN'T DO THAT. ONLY A
PARENT CAN CALL A FAMILY FORUM.
ONLY A PARENT CAN CALL A FAMILY
FORUM. >> WELL OKAY, IN THAT CASE,
FORUM. >> WELL OKAY, IN
THAT CASE, I'M CALLING IT.
WELL OKAY, IN THAT
CASE, I'M CALLING IT. DENISE!
I'M CALLING IT. DENISE! DENISE!
GO AHEAD, YOU CAN LAUGH
IF YOU WANT TO. [LAUGHING]
IF YOU WANT TO. [LAUGHING] >>
COME ON, DAD, FAMILY FORUM.
DENISE! PLEASE COME DOWN
HERE, WE'RE HAVING A FAMILY FORUM.
PLEASE COME DOWN HERE, WE'RE HAVING A
FAMILY FORUM. >> WHAT'S A FAMILY FORUM?
WE'RE HAVING A FAMILY FORUM. >> WHAT'S A
FAMILY FORUM? >> IT'S SOMETHING DAD INVENTED
WHAT'S A FAMILY FORUM? >> IT'S SOMETHING
DAD INVENTED TO SETTLE FAMILY DISPUTES.
IT'S SOMETHING DAD INVENTED TO SETTLE
FAMILY DISPUTES. >> YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST.
TO SETTLE FAMILY DISPUTES. >> YOU HAVE TO
BE HONEST. >> AND EVERYBODY GETS A VOTE.
YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST. >> AND EVERYBODY
GETS A VOTE. >> I GET TO VOTE TOO?
AND EVERYBODY GETS A VOTE. >>
I GET TO VOTE TOO? >> YEP, YOU TOO.
I GET TO VOTE TOO? >> YEP,
YOU TOO. >> WHAT'S GOING ON?
YEP, YOU TOO. >> WHAT'S
GOING ON? >> FAMILY FORUM.
WHAT'S GOING ON? >> FAMILY
FORUM. >> YOU VOTE WITH ME OR YOU CUT
FAMILY FORUM. >> YOU VOTE WITH ME
OR YOU CUT A CHICKEN FOR THE REST OF
YOU VOTE WITH ME OR YOU CUT A
CHICKEN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
A CHICKEN FOR THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE. >> DAD.
YOUR LIFE. >> DAD. >> NOT FAIR.
DAD. >> NOT FAIR. OKAY
NOW, HERE'S THE PROBLEM.
NOT FAIR. OKAY NOW, HERE'S THE
PROBLEM. SANDRA HAS AN INCREDIBLE
OKAY NOW, HERE'S THE PROBLEM. SANDRA HAS AN
INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY TO SPEND A GLORIOUS
SANDRA HAS AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY TO
SPEND A GLORIOUS SUMMER IN ONE OF THE WORLD'S
OPPORTUNITY TO SPEND A GLORIOUS SUMMER IN ONE
OF THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS CITIES, AND YOUR
SUMMER IN ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST
FAMOUS CITIES, AND YOUR FATHER SAYS NO.
MOST FAMOUS CITIES, AND YOUR FATHER
SAYS NO. >> THAT IS LEADING THE VOTERS.
FATHER SAYS NO. >> THAT IS
LEADING THE VOTERS. I OBJECT.
THAT IS LEADING THE
VOTERS. I OBJECT. >> OVERRULED.
I OBJECT. >> OVERRULED. NOW
DENISE, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OVERRULED. NOW DENISE, WHAT DO
YOU THINK OF SANDRA'S GOING TO PARIS?
NOW DENISE, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SANDRA'S
GOING TO PARIS? >> I THINK IT'S A WONDERFUL
OF SANDRA'S GOING TO PARIS? >> I THINK
IT'S A WONDERFUL EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITY,
I THINK IT'S A WONDERFUL EDUCATIONAL
OPPORTUNITY, AND I HOPE TO ONE DAY FOLLOW
EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITY, AND I HOPE
TO ONE DAY FOLLOW IN HER FOOTSTEPS.
AND I HOPE TO ONE DAY FOLLOW IN HER
FOOTSTEPS. >> YOU CALL THIS HONEST?
IN HER FOOTSTEPS. >> YOU CALL
THIS HONEST? >> DENISE, BE HONEST.
YOU CALL THIS HONEST? >> DENISE, BE
HONEST. >> OKAY, IT'S NOT A WONDERFUL
DENISE, BE HONEST. >> OKAY, IT'S NOT
A WONDERFUL EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITY.
OKAY, IT'S NOT A WONDERFUL EDUCATIONAL
OPPORTUNITY. I STILL HOPE TO FOLLOW
EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITY. I STILL
HOPE TO FOLLOW IN HER FOOTSTEPS.
I STILL HOPE TO FOLLOW IN
HER FOOTSTEPS. SHE SHOULD GO.
IN HER FOOTSTEPS. SHE
SHOULD GO. >> VANESSA?
SHE SHOULD GO. >> VANESSA?
DOES THIS MEAN WE WON'T GO
VANESSA? >> DOES THIS MEAN
WE WON'T GO TO THE GRAND CANYON?
DOES THIS MEAN WE WON'T GO TO THE
GRAND CANYON? >> WE'RE STILL GOING TO
TO THE GRAND CANYON? >> WE'RE
STILL GOING TO THE GRAND CANYON.
WE'RE STILL GOING TO THE GRAND
CANYON. >> WELL, I WANT TO HOLD A FAMILY
THE GRAND CANYON. >> WELL, I WANT TO
HOLD A FAMILY FORUM ON NOT GOING TO
WELL, I WANT TO HOLD A FAMILY FORUM
ON NOT GOING TO THE GRAND CANYON.
FORUM ON NOT GOING TO THE GRAND
CANYON. >> VANESSA, WHAT IS YOUR VOTE?
THE GRAND CANYON. >> VANESSA, WHAT
IS YOUR VOTE? >> I THINK IT WOULD BE NEAT
VANESSA, WHAT IS YOUR VOTE? >> I
THINK IT WOULD BE NEAT FOR HER TO GO.
I THINK IT WOULD BE NEAT
FOR HER TO GO. >> ME TOO.
FOR HER TO GO. >> ME TOO.
WILL YOU BRING ME BACK
ME TOO. WILL YOU BRING
ME BACK A PARIS SHIRT?
WILL YOU BRING ME BACK A
PARIS SHIRT? >> OF COURSE I WILL!
A PARIS SHIRT? >> OF COURSE
I WILL! >> THAT'S BRIBERY.
OF COURSE I WILL! >>
THAT'S BRIBERY. >> THEO?
THAT'S BRIBERY. >>
THEO? >> BAWK-BAWK-BAWK.
WHAT WAS THAT, CLIFF?
OKAY, THEO? >> BAWK-KAH.
I PASS. >> NO, NO, YOU CANNOT
PASS. >> MOM, IF I VOTE THE WAY I
NO, NO, YOU CANNOT PASS. >> MOM, IF I VOTE
THE WAY I REALLY FEEL, DAD WON'T LET ME
MOM, IF I VOTE THE WAY I REALLY
FEEL, DAD WON'T LET ME CARVE THE TURKEY.
REALLY FEEL, DAD WON'T LET ME CARVE THE
TURKEY. >> THEO, YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST.
CARVE THE TURKEY. >> THEO, YOU HAVE
TO BE HONEST. >> I THINK SHE SHOULD GO.
THEO, YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST.
I THINK SHE SHOULD GO. >> BAWK.
I THINK SHE SHOULD
GO. >> BAWK. >> SANDRA?
BAWK. >> SANDRA?
YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL.
SANDRA? >> YOU
KNOW HOW I FEEL. >> CLIFF?
YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL. >>
CLIFF? >> I WANT TO CALL A FAMILY
CLIFF? >> I WANT TO
CALL A FAMILY CAUCUS.
I WANT TO CALL A FAMILY
CAUCUS. >> YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
CAUCUS. >> YOU CAN'T
DO THAT. >> OH YES.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT. >> OH YES.
NO, YOU CAN'T BECAUSE THERE'S
OH YES. >> NO, YOU CAN'T BECAUSE
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FAMILY
NO, YOU CAN'T BECAUSE THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS A FAMILY CAUCUS.
NO SUCH THING AS A FAMILY
CAUCUS. >> AH, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
CAUCUS. >> AH, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
THE BYLAWS AND THE BYLAWS STATE
AH, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THE BYLAWS AND THE
BYLAWS STATE THAT A CAUCUS CAN BE CALLED
THE BYLAWS AND THE BYLAWS STATE THAT A
CAUCUS CAN BE CALLED AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE
THAT A CAUCUS CAN BE CALLED AND WE ARE
GOING TO HAVE A ONE-ON-ONE CONVERSATION
AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A ONE-ON-ONE
CONVERSATION BECAUSE WE ARE THE TWO
A ONE-ON-ONE CONVERSATION
BECAUSE WE ARE THE TWO DISPUTEES.
BECAUSE WE ARE THE
TWO DISPUTEES. LET'S GO.
DISPUTEES. LET'S GO. >> DAD,
I HAVE NEVER HEARD ABOUT
LET'S GO. >> DAD, I HAVE NEVER
HEARD ABOUT A FAMILY CAUCUS.
DAD, I HAVE NEVER HEARD ABOUT A FAMILY
CAUCUS. >> WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE I MADE
A FAMILY CAUCUS. >> WELL,
THAT'S BECAUSE I MADE IT UP.
WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE I MADE
IT UP. I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU
IT UP. I JUST WANT TO
ASK YOU A QUESTION.
I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU
A QUESTION. WHY PARIS?
A QUESTION. WHY PARIS?
IT'S A FABULOUS CITY.
WHY PARIS? >> IT'S A FABULOUS
CITY. >> WHY NOT ST. LOUIS?
IT'S A FABULOUS CITY. >> WHY NOT
ST. LOUIS? >> DAD, I WANT TO EXPERIENCE
WHY NOT ST. LOUIS? >> DAD, I WANT
TO EXPERIENCE A DIFFERENT CULTURE.
DAD, I WANT TO EXPERIENCE A
DIFFERENT CULTURE. >> WHY NOT JAPAN?
A DIFFERENT CULTURE. >> WHY NOT
JAPAN? >> YOU'D LET ME GO TO JAPAN?
WHY NOT JAPAN? >> YOU'D LET ME GO
TO JAPAN? >> I'LL MAKE THE RESERVATIONS.
YOU'D LET ME GO TO JAPAN? >> I'LL MAKE THE
RESERVATIONS. >> DAD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH
I'LL MAKE THE RESERVATIONS.
DAD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH PARIS?
DAD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH PARIS?
NO 20-YEAR-OLD SINGLE WOMAN
PARIS? >> NO 20-YEAR-OLD
SINGLE WOMAN SHOULD BE IN PARIS.
NO 20-YEAR-OLD SINGLE WOMAN
SHOULD BE IN PARIS. PARIS IS LOVE IN BLOOM.
SHOULD BE IN PARIS. PARIS IS LOVE IN
BLOOM. THE NATIONAL DRINK IS WINE.
PARIS IS LOVE IN BLOOM. THE NATIONAL DRINK
IS WINE. THEY DRINK WINE WITH THE YOGURT.
THE NATIONAL DRINK IS WINE. THEY DRINK
WINE WITH THE YOGURT. THAT'S WHAT PARIS IS.
THEY DRINK WINE WITH THE YOGURT. THAT'S
WHAT PARIS IS. OLD MEN IN A BERET SINGING
THAT'S WHAT PARIS IS. OLD MEN
IN A BERET SINGING ABOUT MIMI.
OLD MEN IN A BERET SINGING ABOUT
MIMI. >> DAD, THERE IS MORE TO PARIS
ABOUT MIMI. >> DAD, THERE IS MORE TO
PARIS THAN OLD MEN IN BERETS AND WINE.
DAD, THERE IS MORE TO PARIS THAN OLD MEN IN
BERETS AND WINE. IT HAS WONDERFUL MUSEUMS AND
THAN OLD MEN IN BERETS AND WINE. IT HAS WONDERFUL
MUSEUMS AND BOOKSTORES AND ART GALLERIES.
IT HAS WONDERFUL MUSEUMS AND BOOKSTORES AND
ART GALLERIES. IT HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HISTORY.
BOOKSTORES AND ART GALLERIES. IT HAS A GREAT
SENSE OF HISTORY. >> YOU'RE GOING TO PARIS TO
IT HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HISTORY. >>
YOU'RE GOING TO PARIS TO STUDY HISTORY?
YOU'RE GOING TO PARIS TO STUDY
HISTORY? NO, YOU'RE GOING TO PARIS
STUDY HISTORY? NO, YOU'RE GOING
TO PARIS FOR ONE THING: TO PARTY!
NO, YOU'RE GOING TO PARIS FOR ONE THING:
TO PARTY! >> I'M NOT GOING JUST TO PARTY.
FOR ONE THING: TO PARTY! >> I'M NOT GOING
JUST TO PARTY. >> SO, YOU ARE GOING TO PARTY,
I'M NOT GOING JUST TO PARTY.
SO, YOU ARE GOING TO PARTY, HA!
SO, YOU ARE GOING TO PARTY,
HA! >> ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T
HA! >> ARE YOU SAYING
THAT YOU DON'T TRUST ME?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU
DON'T TRUST ME? >> NOT EXACTLY.
TRUST ME? >> NOT EXACTLY.
IT'S JUST THAT I REMEMBER WHEN I
NOT EXACTLY. IT'S JUST THAT I REMEMBER
WHEN I WAS 20 YEARS OLD, I WANTED TO GO
IT'S JUST THAT I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS
20 YEARS OLD, I WANTED TO GO TO RIO.
WAS 20 YEARS OLD, I WANTED
TO GO TO RIO. >> WHY RIO?
TO RIO. >> WHY RIO? >> RIO
BECAUSE I SAW THIS MOVIE
WHY RIO? >> RIO BECAUSE I SAW
THIS MOVIE CALLED "BLACK ORPHEUS,"
RIO BECAUSE I SAW THIS MOVIE CALLED "BLACK
ORPHEUS," AND IT HAD THIS WOMAN IN IT.
CALLED "BLACK ORPHEUS," AND
IT HAD THIS WOMAN IN IT. WOO!
AND IT HAD THIS WOMAN IN IT. WOO!
AND THE CARNIVAL AND I WATCHED
WOO! AND THE CARNIVAL AND I
WATCHED THAT MOVIE AND I SAID, "I'M
AND THE CARNIVAL AND I WATCHED THAT MOVIE AND
I SAID, "I'M GOING TO GO TO RIO AND I'M GOING
THAT MOVIE AND I SAID, "I'M GOING TO GO TO
RIO AND I'M GOING TO FIND THAT WOMAN..." AND I
GOING TO GO TO RIO AND I'M GOING TO FIND THAT
WOMAN... "AND I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT CULTURE,
TO FIND THAT WOMAN... "AND I DIDN'T
CARE ABOUT CULTURE, OR HISTORY.
DIDN'T CARE ABOUT CULTURE, OR
HISTORY. I WANTED TO FIND THAT WOMAN,
OR HISTORY. I WANTED TO FIND
THAT WOMAN, AND I WANTED TO PARTY.
I WANTED TO FIND THAT WOMAN, AND I WANTED
TO PARTY. >> WELL, DID YOU GET TO GO?
AND I WANTED TO PARTY. >> WELL, DID
YOU GET TO GO? >> NO, BUT I SAW THAT MOVIE
WELL, DID YOU GET TO GO? >> NO,
BUT I SAW THAT MOVIE ABOUT 100 TIMES.
NO, BUT I SAW THAT MOVIE ABOUT 100
TIMES. >> WELL SEE, DON'T YOU WISH YOU
ABOUT 100 TIMES. >> WELL
SEE, DON'T YOU WISH YOU HAD?
WELL SEE, DON'T YOU WISH YOU
HAD? SEE, I HAVE THE CHANCE IF YOU'LL
HAD? SEE, I HAVE THE CHANCE
IF YOU'LL JUST TRUST ME.
SEE, I HAVE THE CHANCE IF YOU'LL
JUST TRUST ME. >> WHY NOT BUDAPEST?
JUST TRUST ME. >> WHY NOT
BUDAPEST? >> NO DAD, PARIS.
WHY NOT BUDAPEST? >>
NO DAD, PARIS. >> OMAHA?
NO DAD, PARIS.
OMAHA? >> PARIS.
OMAHA? >> PARIS. >> UH,
YOU'LL MAKE ME LOOK GOOD
PARIS. >> UH, YOU'LL MAKE ME
LOOK GOOD IN FRONT OF YOUR MOM.
UH, YOU'LL MAKE ME LOOK GOOD
IN FRONT OF YOUR MOM. >> UH-HUH.
IN FRONT OF YOUR MOM. >> UH-HUH.
TELL HER I GAVE A GOOD FIGHT.
UH-HUH. >> TELL HER I
GAVE A GOOD FIGHT. >> YES.
TELL HER I GAVE A GOOD
FIGHT. >> YES. >> WELL, HAVE FUN.
YES. >> WELL,
HAVE FUN. [LAUGHING]
WELL, HAVE FUN. [LAUGHING]
THANK YOU, DADDY!
[LAUGHING] >> THANK
YOU, DADDY! I LOVE YOU.
THANK YOU, DADDY! I LOVE
YOU. >> YES, OF COURSE YOU DO.
I LOVE YOU. >> YES, OF COURSE
YOU DO. OKAY, I WISH I WAS 20 AGAIN.
YES, OF COURSE YOU DO. OKAY, I WISH
I WAS 20 AGAIN. >> WOULD YOU GO TO RIO?
OKAY, I WISH I WAS 20 AGAIN. >> WOULD YOU
GO TO RIO? >> YOUR MOTHER WOULDN'T LET ME.
WOULD YOU GO TO RIO? >> YOUR
MOTHER WOULDN'T LET ME. >> MOM!
RUDY. >> MOM, I'M HUNGRY.
HONEY, WE DON'T EAT UNTIL
MOM, I'M HUNGRY. >> HONEY, WE
DON'T EAT UNTIL EVERYONE'S BEEN SEATED.
HONEY, WE DON'T EAT UNTIL EVERYONE'S
BEEN SEATED. >> WELL HOW COME THEO HAS
EVERYONE'S BEEN SEATED. >> WELL HOW
COME THEO HAS A BISCUIT UNDER THE TABLE?
WELL HOW COME THEO HAS A
BISCUIT UNDER THE TABLE? >> THEO?
A BISCUIT UNDER THE TABLE?
THEO? CLIFF, WE'RE WAITING!
THEO? CLIFF, WE'RE
WAITING! >> CRANBERRIES, THAT'S
CLIFF, WE'RE WAITING! >>
CRANBERRIES, THAT'S EVERYTHING.
CRANBERRIES, THAT'S
EVERYTHING. >> EVERYBODY READY?
EVERYTHING. >>
EVERYBODY READY? >> YEAH!
EVERYBODY READY?
YEAH! >> YEAH!
YEAH! >> YEAH! >>
HERE COMES THE HUXTABLE
YEAH! >> HERE COMES THE
HUXTABLE MARCHING BIRD PARADE!
HERE COMES THE HUXTABLE
MARCHING BIRD PARADE! >> WOO!
MARCHING BIRD PARADE!
WOO! [CHEERING]
HEY, LET ME AT IT!
FIRST OF ALL, A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR
THE FIRST LADY OF POULTRY, CLAIR HUXTABLE.
APPLAUSE FOR THE FIRST LADY OF
POULTRY, CLAIR HUXTABLE. [CHEERING]
POULTRY, CLAIR HUXTABLE.
[CHEERING] >> AND WE ALL KNOW THIS IS
[CHEERING] >> AND WE ALL KNOW
THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL OCCASION.
AND WE ALL KNOW THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL
OCCASION. WE WILL NOW TAKE 1 MINUTE TO SAY
A VERY SPECIAL OCCASION. WE WILL NOW
TAKE 1 MINUTE TO SAY WHY WE ARE THANKFUL.
WE WILL NOW TAKE 1 MINUTE TO
SAY WHY WE ARE THANKFUL. DENISE?
WHY WE ARE THANKFUL. DENISE?
WELL, I'M THANKFUL FOR THIS
DENISE? >> WELL, I'M THANKFUL FOR
THIS HOUSE AND I'M ALSO THANKFUL
WELL, I'M THANKFUL FOR THIS HOUSE AND I'M
ALSO THANKFUL THAT DADDY'S BEEN A LOT NICER
HOUSE AND I'M ALSO THANKFUL THAT DADDY'S
BEEN A LOT NICER TO MY BOYFRIENDS LATELY.
THAT DADDY'S BEEN A LOT NICER TO MY
BOYFRIENDS LATELY. THANK YOU, DADDY.
TO MY BOYFRIENDS LATELY.
THANK YOU, DADDY. [CLAPPING]
VANESSA. >> WELL, I HAVE A
LOT OF THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR.
WELL, I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO BE THANKFUL
FOR. BUT MOSTLY, I'M THANKFUL FOR NOT
TO BE THANKFUL FOR. BUT MOSTLY, I'M
THANKFUL FOR NOT HAVING TO PLAY THE CLARINET
BUT MOSTLY, I'M THANKFUL FOR NOT
HAVING TO PLAY THE CLARINET ANYMORE.
HAVING TO PLAY THE CLARINET
ANYMORE. >> WE'RE ALL THANKFUL FOR THAT.
ANYMORE. >> WE'RE ALL THANKFUL
FOR THAT. >> AND RUDY WANTS TO SAY
WE'RE ALL THANKFUL FOR THAT. >>
AND RUDY WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING.
AND RUDY WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING.
I'M THANKFUL FOR MY BEAR BOBO
SOMETHING. >> I'M THANKFUL FOR MY BEAR
BOBO AND MY FRIEND MARY FOR GIVING ME
I'M THANKFUL FOR MY BEAR BOBO AND MY FRIEND
MARY FOR GIVING ME BACK BOBO AND MY MOTHER FOR
AND MY FRIEND MARY FOR GIVING ME BACK BOBO AND
MY MOTHER FOR LETTING ME SLEEP OVER AT MARY'S
BACK BOBO AND MY MOTHER FOR LETTING ME SLEEP
OVER AT MARY'S HOUSE AND FOR POPSICLES.
LETTING ME SLEEP OVER AT MARY'S
HOUSE AND FOR POPSICLES. >> ALRIGHT.
HOUSE AND FOR POPSICLES.
ALRIGHT. [CLAPPING]
ALRIGHT. [CLAPPING]
I'M NOT FINISHED.
[CLAPPING] >> I'M NOT
FINISHED. >> I'M SORRY.
I'M NOT FINISHED. >> I'M SORRY.
I'M MOSTLY THANKFUL THAT MY
I'M SORRY. >> I'M MOSTLY THANKFUL
THAT MY BIG SISTER SANDRA'S HOME.
I'M MOSTLY THANKFUL THAT MY
BIG SISTER SANDRA'S HOME. [CLAPPING]
BIG SISTER SANDRA'S HOME.
[CLAPPING] >> ALRIGHT, THANK YOU.
[CLAPPING] >> ALRIGHT, THANK
YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, NOW...
ALRIGHT, THANK YOU. THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, NOW... >> I'M NOT FINISHED.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, NOW... >> I'M
NOT FINISHED. >> WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.
I'M NOT FINISHED. >>
WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. >> ALSO...
WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. >>
ALSO... >> NEXT YEAR, OKAY?
ALSO... >> NEXT YEAR,
OKAY? ALRIGHT NOW, SANDRA.
NEXT YEAR, OKAY? ALRIGHT NOW,
SANDRA. >> WELL, I'M THANKFUL THAT I GET
ALRIGHT NOW, SANDRA. >> WELL, I'M
THANKFUL THAT I GET TO GO AWAY THIS SUMMER.
WELL, I'M THANKFUL THAT I GET TO GO AWAY
THIS SUMMER. AND I'M ALWAYS THANKFUL THAT I
TO GO AWAY THIS SUMMER. AND I'M
ALWAYS THANKFUL THAT I CAN COME HOME.
AND I'M ALWAYS THANKFUL THAT
I CAN COME HOME. [CLAPPING]
CAN COME HOME. [CLAPPING]
AND NOW THE LOVELY
[CLAPPING] >> AND NOW
THE LOVELY CLAIR HUXTABLE.
AND NOW THE LOVELY CLAIR
HUXTABLE. >> WELL, I'M THANKFUL THAT YOU
CLAIR HUXTABLE. >> WELL, I'M THANKFUL
THAT YOU CALLED ME THE LOVELY
WELL, I'M THANKFUL THAT YOU
CALLED ME THE LOVELY CLAIR HUXTABLE.
CALLED ME THE LOVELY CLAIR
HUXTABLE. >> WAIT WAIT WAIT, MY TURN,
CLAIR HUXTABLE. >> WAIT
WAIT WAIT, MY TURN, MY TURN.
WAIT WAIT WAIT, MY TURN, MY
TURN. FIRST, I'M THANKFUL THAT WE'RE
MY TURN. FIRST, I'M THANKFUL THAT
WE'RE ALMOST FINISHED BEING THANKFUL.
FIRST, I'M THANKFUL THAT WE'RE ALMOST FINISHED
BEING THANKFUL. SECOND, I'M THANKFUL THAT DAD'S
ALMOST FINISHED BEING THANKFUL. SECOND, I'M
THANKFUL THAT DAD'S LETTING ME CARVE THIS YEAR'S
SECOND, I'M THANKFUL THAT DAD'S
LETTING ME CARVE THIS YEAR'S TURKEY.
LETTING ME CARVE THIS
YEAR'S TURKEY. I HOPE?
TURKEY. I HOPE? SIT?
THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT I AM THANKFUL
FOR, BUT THE SIX MOST IMPORTANT HAPPEN TO BE
AM THANKFUL FOR, BUT THE SIX MOST IMPORTANT
HAPPEN TO BE RUDY, VANESSA, DENISE, THEO,
MOST IMPORTANT HAPPEN TO BE RUDY,
VANESSA, DENISE, THEO, SANDRA, AND CLAIR.
RUDY, VANESSA, DENISE, THEO, SANDRA, AND
CLAIR. AND NOW, WE ARE GOING TO PARTAKE
SANDRA, AND CLAIR. AND NOW, WE ARE
GOING TO PARTAKE OF THE LOVELY BIRD.
AND NOW, WE ARE GOING TO
PARTAKE OF THE LOVELY BIRD. >> YEAH!
OF THE LOVELY BIRD. >>
YEAH! >> BUT WAIT, WAIT, WAIT
YEAH! >> BUT WAIT, WAIT, WAIT I
GOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
BUT WAIT, WAIT, WAIT I GOT AN
ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. >> OH, COME ON DAD!
I GOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
OH, COME ON DAD! >> NEVER MIND.
OH, COME ON DAD!
NEVER MIND. >> OH!
NEVER MIND. >>
OH! LET'S HEAR IT!
OH! LET'S HEAR IT! >> OKAY.
LET'S HEAR IT! >> OKAY.
THE HUXTABLE TRADITION HAS
OKAY. THE HUXTABLE TRADITION
HAS ALWAYS BEEN THAT CLIFF WOULD
THE HUXTABLE TRADITION HAS ALWAYS
BEEN THAT CLIFF WOULD CARVE THE TURKEY.
ALWAYS BEEN THAT CLIFF WOULD CARVE THE
TURKEY. THIS YEAR, I AM THANKFUL TO LOOK
CARVE THE TURKEY. THIS YEAR, I AM
THANKFUL TO LOOK UPON THE FACE OF MY SON
THIS YEAR, I AM THANKFUL TO LOOK UPON
THE FACE OF MY SON AS HE CARVES THE TURKEY.
UPON THE FACE OF MY SON AS HE CARVES THE
TURKEY. I TURN OVER TO HIM, OLD HICKORY.
AS HE CARVES THE TURKEY. I TURN
OVER TO HIM, OLD HICKORY. [CHEERING]
I TURN OVER TO HIM, OLD
HICKORY. [CHEERING] >> ALRIGHT!
[CHEERING] >> ALRIGHT! >>
NOW, TALK IT THROUGH NOW.
ALRIGHT! >> NOW, TALK IT
THROUGH NOW. TALK IT THROUGH.
NOW, TALK IT THROUGH NOW.
TALK IT THROUGH. >> FIRST, YOU CUT
TALK IT THROUGH. >> FIRST, YOU
CUT AND SLICE ALONG THE GRAIN...
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