The Client List (2012–2013): Season 2, Episode 12 - When I Say I Do - full transcript

Previously on
The Client List...

Someone just broke into my
house, and they attacked Lacey.

Do you think it was Carlyle?
It's possible.

Carlyle has been after
the Rub clients for a while.

I'd like to raise the offer --
$200,000.

Lacey just lost her baby
because of this son of a bitch.

She what?
I-I didn't even know she --

Yeah, well, now you do.

This is who
we're trying to find.

Why are you still trying
to find him?

Sean Foster,
the guy that attacked Lacey --



I'm looking at him
right now.

Don't
do anything stupid.

You're not going anywhere,
asshole.

Aaah!
Get out of the car!

When did you go from "I'm done
being Riley's errand boy"

to putting both our jobs
on the line for her?

You can't lie for me.
It's already done.

Triangle relationship
does not work.

You're dating someone new.

Kyle and I are trying
to work on our marriage.

I should be
going back to my motel?

I guess so.
I want to come home.

I want my wedding
to only be about love.

Georgia and I --
we don't have any secrets.



This place is your life.

It cost me
my first husband.

♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh ♪

♪ whoa-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, ohh ♪

♪ whoa-oh, whoa-oh ♪

♪ whoa-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, ohh ♪

So, you put out any fires
lately?

A small one -- Spindle Hill.
No biggie.

You can brag, you know.

You're a real, live hero.

One that just got knifed
in the back by his wife.

She cheated.

Ohh. Ouch.

She swears it'll never happen
again, but I can't get over it.

I know
it's not fair that --

Yeah,
because you come here.

Still hard to forgive.

Well...Don't wait for the anger
to be gone.

Forgiveness --
that is a choice.

You know,
you decide in your mind first,

and then your heart
catches right on that.

You're right.

I should probably --

start with a clean slate.

Yeah.
Yeah.

I always hate to lose
one of my favorite clients,

but I will be real happy to see
your marriage work out.

What do you say we make our last
time one for the record books?

Okay, then.

Uh...change of plans.

Blue light just flashed.

No problem.
I know the rules.

Stick to legal body parts.

It's not nearly as fun, but I'll
be back in a few minutes.

Hey.

Evan. Hey.
What a surprise.

Oh, you two know
each other?

Yeah, he's my husband's brother.
I'm her brother-in-law.

Excuse me.

Listen, sorry about that whole
scene at the station the other night.

No, let's just not
get into it.

As long as things aren't weird
between us.

No, we're good.

Doesn't feel that way,
but...okay.

You know, you're
out of your patrol area --

I mean, like, way out --
so what are you --

what are you doing here
in sugar land?

Yeah, it's not
official police business.

I actually threw out my neck.
Ohh.

I can barely move it, so I was
wondering if you could fit me in.

I mean, not you, of course.

That would just be...
Weird.

Is it strange giving a massage
to a guy you slept with?

No.

Not at all.

I mean, it usually happens
before the big event,

but...after works, too.

So, whatever happened
between us, huh?

I mean, we went on, what,
like three dates and...

Bad timing?

Yeah,
it doesn't really matter.

I'm not really
a one-man type of woman,

but you seem like
a one-woman type of man.

Sounds like a country song.

A crappy one.

All right.
Oh, you are tight.

Is something going on
at work?

Which, by the way, I hear
you're a full-fledged cop now.

Oh, yeah. That's right.

Don't let me catch you
on the wrong side of the law.

How'd you hurt yourself --
tackling a suspect?

No.

There's this woman
I'm seeing.

She's freezing me out.

I guess the tension went
to my neck.

Oh, that's what I hear
from all my clients.

Women are the source
of all tension.

Yeah.
I met her at the Academy.

No! Sorry.

You don't date
the people you work with.

I mean, it's just a disaster
waiting to happen.

Where else
do you meet people?

I don't know.
Just not on the clock.

What about you?
You seeing someone?

Maybe.

Well,
where'd you meet him?

You know, since when did
this session become about me?

Just lay down.
Hush up.

Relax.

♪ The Client List 2x12 ♪
When I Say I Do
Original Air Date on June 2, 2013

== sync, corrected by elderman ==

Oh, my God. Come on.

Right? Was I right?

Yeah, I mean, it's not bad
for a 14-rated food truck.

14-rated?

Come on.
Those lists are rigged.

I'm telling you.
This place is the bomb.

Look at this.

You got pork and beef
in the same sandwich.

Mm-hmm.
Come on. That's good. Mmm.

Are you gonna drink that?

Y--
mmm.

I've been working out so hard.
Have you?

You know,
I forgot to tell you --

I had a late-night
load of lumber to drop off.

That sounds so disgusting.

No, no, no --
lumber, not logs.

Guess who
the delivery was for.

Who's that?

Vandermeyer Construction
Company.

What? That isn't weird?

Come on. That's crazy.
It's not that crazy.

It's a huge construction
company.

By the way,
what's going on with the case?

You still have to testify
against that dude?

Yeah. Yeah.
I'm just waiting for a date.

How's Riley handling
the whole thing?

I asked her if I could move back
in the house.

You want my advice?
No.

You got to stop
pushing her.

Did you hear me say "no"?

You need to be the wind
in the willow, my friend.

The book --
from elementary school?

No, not the book.
Forget about the book.

What are you talking about?
See this?

You got to be the willow
in the wind, okay?

Okay.

Wind goes left,
you go left, right?

Wind goes right...

I go right.
Hey, now you're getting it.

The trick is to bend --
all right? -- And not break.

This is serious.
Okay.

You -- you have to
just let Riley

ask the willow to come back.

So, the bottom line here --
don't be the oak.

Don't be the oak.

Be the willow.

Be the willow.
Are you gonna eat that?

Got it.

Don't...like you.
So, there we go.

Oh, hey.

I need to give a final
head count to the caterer,

so you bringing a plus-one
to Georgia's wedding?

Uh, no, it's just me.

I didn't get
a plus-one, anyway.

Everyone got a plus-one,

and I know that because I made
all the invitations.

Oh.

Well,
the answer's still no.

Selena, you could ask
that cute banker guy

that was hitting on you
at the gym.

Didn't you have a drink
with him?

He talked about his shih tzu
all night.

Aww. Well, ask him anyway.

Going to a wedding alone
is so depressing.

You know, I don't know
why everyone feels so sorry

for the girl
without a date.

It's not so bad.

I mean, you get to come and go
as you please,

and those dance floors --
they're a happy hunting ground.

I wouldn't know.
I'm taking my husband.

I keep forgetting
that you're married.

Right?

Must be hard to have
a husband

and do this job
at the same time.

How does that work?

Oh, Harold's calling.

Yay. Hi.
Wait, what?

Okay. Well, don't worry about
a thing. I'm on my way.

Sorry.

Maid of honor to the rescue.

Don't touch that.

Hey.
Ohh.

I got here as soon as I could.
How bad is it? Oh, God.

She is reorganizing
the liquor.

Yeah,
for the second time.

That's why I called you.

Good luck.
Okay.

And thanks.
You got it.

Hey, there, lady.
What is...going on?

The cake.
Yeah --

looks perfect
for a 6-year-old.

My wedding is ruined.
Georgia, that is not true.

Now, it says,
"Happy Birthday, Lilly Marie."

That means that Lilly Marie
has to have your cake,

and so I'm gonna go
get it back.

It's a bad omen, Riley.

Georgia, there is nothing
to worry about.

Nothing to worry about?

I have a list a week long
and only two days to do it.

Like the flowers -- you
have to remember to pluck

the petals off the rose

but not a moment --
Moment too soon,

because they will wilt and
shrivel up, and I got that.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Harold's sourpuss cousins
from Atlanta --

they're not coming,

so that's two prime rib
and one fish dinner off --

Off the head count.
Got that, too.

Can you help me with
the wedding-favor situation?

They close at 5:00.
There's no way I can get there.

Georgia, I got it.
It's gonna be taken care of.

I don't mean
to be such a fuss,

but this wedding has
just got to be perfect.

And it will be.

This is my chance, you know,
at a fresh start.

I'm finally
getting everything right.

Oh, let me move that seating chart.
Oh, thank you.

It is a wonder
that modern man

ever learned how to sit
without one.

Hey, did you actually learn
calligraphy?

No.
The computer learned it for me,

but it took me two hours to get
the damn program to work.

Well, please tell Georgia
thank you

for giving you the night off
from maid-of-honoring.

Yeah, it's nice.
Karina's got the kids.

Mama's not here.
It's sort of quiet.

How is Linette doing?
Uh, happier, I think.

She's got a thing
for one of the orderlies,

so that's a good sign,
and Kyle seems to be helping.

How is it having him
back in the fold?

Good. Weird.

Sometimes it feels like
Christmas.

That's great, right?

Yeah. Um...

He wants to move back in.

Wow. That's a big step.

Um, has he even
slept over yet?

Just once, on the couch,
you know,

but my job
complicates things.

Yeah, 'cause you can't tell him,
obviously.

Yeah, and running right
back into our marriage

and then having to lie to him
every day --

I don't know
that I can do that.

Well, the big guy said,
"thou shalt not lie."

He never said,
"thou shalt not keep secrets."

I appreciate you wanting
to split hairs for me,

but I don't know.

I just feel like I'm not giving us
a fresh start by hiding something.

Well, you're just doing what
you have to do for your kids.

Can we just talk about you
instead?

Yes, but no baby talk.

Dale thinks I'm depressed,

and I'm not allowed to use
the "B" word.

I'm under strict orders
to have fun!

Hey, hey!
Hey! Hey!

What's up?
You know what time it is?

What time is it?

It is 10 minutes
past party time.

We have some catching up
to do.

See what I mean? I'm married to
a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader.

All right. We got lemons.
We got limes.

We got triple sec
and white wine, oh, and rioja!

Sparkling water for me.
Good call.

Where is that pitcher
that Katie painted?

Oh, same old place.

You know what goes really well
with sangria?

What?
A little...

...Salsa!

Yeah! Whoo!

Oh. Oh, look --
she's reeling me in.

Oh, look at this.
Oh ho ho ho ho ho!

Here we go!
We are having some fun!

Bam, bam.
Come on!

This is for Linette's rehab?

Riley, $7,500?

How are you gonna pay
for all this?

Oh, you know that guy in the
circus who spins all the plates?

- Oh, can we please eat?
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

You guys,
put that bread on the table,

and I hope
you guys are hungry,

because I went a little bit
Martha Stewart on this chicken.

Sounds good.
Oh, awesome. I'm so hungry.

I don't think there's ever
been a time

when I haven't been hungry.
Yes, I said that.

Too much.
What's wrong?

This looks so good.

Hey,
I've been calling you.

And texting and e-mailing.
I know.

Shelby.

Parks! Trimble!

Heard you did good under
pressure, Parks, with Foster.

Thank you, sir.

So, you two rookies ready
for a little undercover work?

By all means.
Born ready.

'Cause you two are especially
qualified for this operation.

Now, you're not to utter a word
about this

to anybody outside these walls.
You understand?

This part of your life
is top-secret.

Of course, sir.

What's the assignment,
lieutenant --

gangs, narcotics,
auto theft?

Prostitution --
massage parlor.

You two pretty boys
are bait.

All right, I know we got
a wedding in a few days.

That's generally where
all the toasts happen.

But I wanted to get started
a little early.

Nice. I like that.
Toasts are fun.

I forbid you from using that
word for the rest of the night --

not one more time.

I've never known
a classier bunch.

Most of us.

Hey.

Certainly don't know
a more forgiving one.

Without getting into it, I know
that I have hurt all of you,

which is only more
of a testament to your character

that you've welcomed me back
into your hearts

and hopefully back into
this home.

Whoa, dude.
Willow. Come on.

Anyway, so, thank you, guys,
for being awesome.

Cheers. Cheers.
Cheers.

To being awesome.

Cheers.
We are that.

All right!

You gonna eat that?
Do you want it?

No, no, no.
I just want to watch you eat it.

That was nice.

Ohh.

Oh,
I forgot to tell you --

I have an interview at Beaumont
Building Supply tomorrow.

Oh, that's great!
Yeah.

I don't know.
It might be a long shot,

but we'll see.

Somehow, I'm gonna figure out
a way

to take some of this pressure
off of you.

I know you will.

It was
a lot of fun tonight --

the four of us having dinner
here again together.

Yes, it really was.

It's getting late.

I should go.

Oh, okay.

Good night.

Good night.

Hey, uh, what was
the whole Dale willow thing?

I don't know.

That's just Dale
being Dale.

Uh-huh. For tomorrow?

Yeah, a wedding cake.

Look, we'll pay a rush fee.

Right. Right. Yeah.

Thanks for checking.
Shoot!

Every damn bakery in Amarillo
said no.

We're gonna have to buy
a pound cake from Shop 'n Save.

Well, we're not giving up.
Oh, wait!

Wait, here's one --
Beyond This World Bakery, in Port Arthur.

What ever happened to getting
Georgia's cake back?

The little girls ate it.
Now give me your phone.

Come on.
Georgia's counting on us.

Here. Okay.

Oh, yes, hi.

Um, the thing is,

I'm having an emergency
with my wedding cake.

I-I'm supposed to be
getting married tomorrow.

At least I think I am.

Oh, please. Thank you.

They have one. It's premade.

Take it.
Okay.

Oh, thank you!
Thank you so much!

I'll come and pick it up.

Oh, wow.

I thought I was the expert at faking it.
Right?

Yeah!

I'm going to lunch.
You ladies need anything?

Oh, actually,
could you help Selena

get a date to the wedding?

Don't start.
Ow!

I love weddings. I'll go.

What? Romance, free booze,
single chicks --

it's like spearfishing
in the tide pools.

See? I told you --
happy hunting grounds.

Okay. So, let him take you.
He can help you hunt.

You're just afraid
you won't be able to resist me.

You want to try me?

Saturday?
4:00.

I'll pick you up.
Fine.

Parks. So, tomorrow,
just so you know,

I'm gonna be the guy
who nails those hookers.

What you do
on your own time

is really none of my business,
Trimble.

I'm talking about the sting,
moron.

Don't feel bad that I'll be
the one who makes the takedown.

Everything you say
sounds dirty.

Remember? I'm the guy who won
the marksmanship award.

Which would be important
if we were shooting people.

But if we were shooting people,
I would win.

Your parents must be
so proud.

Why?
Have you spoken to them?

Don't just stand there.

Say something, Lacey Jean.

Oh, and interrupt
the Buddha?

Are you kidding me?
Come here.

Hey.
Ohh.

I missed you.
You are looking so much better.

Oh, thank you.

I made it through to the other
side of my rough patch.

I'm real proud of you.

And I'm real proud of this.

30 days.

Oh, my God.
Congratulations.

That's great. I know
it couldn't have been easy.

I remember seeing my mama
go through this back in the day,

and she wasn't able to beat it,
but I know that you will.

- Oh, sweetheart.
- Thanks.

Shelby won't talk to me.

She won't even let me
get a full sentence out.

Well, there's your first
mistake -- full sentences.

You're not a full-sentence guy,
dude.

You're a sound-bite man.

You got to relax.
Dude, I'm serious.

If she would just hear me out,
I could change her mind.

I know it.
Women are tricky creatures, man.

Sometimes it takes
a bold maneuver.

Are you gonna drink that?

Bold maneuver?
This ought to be good.

Yeah. Sometimes you got
to pull out all the stops.

I mean,
this shit sounds like

you got to write "I'm sorry"
with a skywriter,

or you can get
a graffiti artist.

I know this guy.
He's not that nice --

Okay, what happened
to your do-nothing approach?

Okay. You want to do it
on the cheap?

You can do that, too.
You got to buy her a puppy.

You got to write a sonnet
and attach it to the collar.

I am so screwed.
You know what?

I'm doing a bold maneuver
of my own for Lacey --

helping her
get her groove back.

What, are you gonna write
"I love you" in chips and guacamole?

You see me
through such a narrow lens.

No. What I'm about to do
is so unbelievably romantic.

If there's one thing that
this bear knows how to do,

it's sweep his wife
off her feet.

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh ♪

Just stay relaxed.
Balance.

Balance is the key, right?

And watch that ball.

Ohh!
Watch that ball.

That was a nice hit, honey.

Okay? Turn on it.
It's all about the hips.

You're squashing the bug.

Oh, my God. There's a bug?
Where's the bug?

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm -- I'm pretending to squash
the bug, right?

And you just turn in on it.
Turn on.

Turn on it!
Hey, smile up there!

You're having fun!
Smile up there!

Hey, batter, batter, batter!
Now swing!

Aah!
Hey, you got to warn me!

I'm telling you!
That's what I just said!

Okay, you got to concentrate.

I was letting you know.
Come on. Here we go.

Now!
I mean, is it just gonna keep doing this?

Well, it's called
the pitching machine.

Yes, I hope so.
Okay, right.

But let's be honest.

I mean, is this to cheer up
you or me?

A little bit of both.

Concentrate.
Come on. You can do this.

Ohh!
Aah! Oh, my God!

Did you see that?!

Did you see that?!
Yes.

I just hit it so far!

I saw that.
That was awesome.

You did great.

You're back!
I'm back.

Okay, get in that box.

Here we go now.
Yes! Yeah!

♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh ♪

You came back.

What happened
to a clean slate?

Right after I saw you...

I was all set to tell her
that I forgave her,

I'm ready to move on,
and she's gone --

cleaned out her closet.

Oh, Adam.

I save people's lives
for a living.

I can't save a marriage?

When I came here today,

I thought this would make me
feel better, but...

Hey, it's okay.
You don't have to.

Guess I was a day late
and a dollar short.

Hey, can you get my room ready
for 4:00?

Thanks.

Hey, babe.

Kyle.

So, the interview went
really well, and I-I saw these.

I wanted to tell you
about it.

Well, that's great.
They asked me if I could start Monday.

You are perfect for that job.

Yeah. I mean, he still has to
run it up the flagpole,

but he seemed really positive
about it.

And just think -- once I have
a regular paycheck coming in,

you know, you can relax a little bit,
spend more time with the kids.

Who knows? One day, be able
to quit working altogether.

Yeah. Kyle...

Oh, hey, boss...

I'm gonna get us
some detergent.

Thanks, Michelle.

Did she just call you
"boss"?

Uh, yeah.

Um...That is something
I wanted to talk to you about.

See, the cutting back on hours
and quitting thing

is gonna be real tough
because, um...

I'm pretty close
to owning the place.

Owning? Wow. Really?
Well, I did it for our family.

No, of course. I get it.
I'm impressed.

Really?

Yeah. I mean, I don't know
why you felt like

you couldn't tell me
any of this sooner.

Congratulations.

I mean, that's great.
I'm really proud of you.

Thank you.
That -- that means a lot.

Thank you
for coming over on a Sunday

to work your magic on me.

Of course --
anything for your big day.

Harold's family --
they're coming in by the dozens.

This is very nice to get away
from the craziness.

Ooh, is this your first time
meeting them? That's exciting.

More like nerve-wracking,
if you ask me.

Oh, they are gonna
love you.

Yeah, but what if
I don't love them?

You know, it goes both ways.

That's true.

I mean, you're not
just marrying Harold.

You're marrying
his whole family.

Um...I don't mean to pry
into your private business --

but you're going to anyway.

Well, you had any luck,
you know, summoning the stork?

Not yet.

But Dale's insisting that
we just take a break and relax.

Of course,
his idea of relaxing

is taking me
to the batting cages.

Batting cages?

Oh, yeah.
Just you wait.

You know, marriage is
one big slog into compromise.

Ohh!

But it's
a wonderful compromise.

I mean, I wouldn't give up those
batting cages for the world.

Ohh!

Wow,
you are a beautiful bride.

Ohh.
Come on. Cheers.

I'm glad you're in
better spirits.

First lesson of fire training
is to get back on your ladder.

Yeah. So, you're testing the waters?
Mmm.

You know that whole
women-loving-firefighters thing?

Oh, that's not just a myth?
Nope.

It's the number-one
female fantasy.

Well, I am here to confirm.

You know,
speaking of fantasies,

today,
it is all about yours.

♪ You better watch out,
'cause here I come ♪

♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah ♪

My neck feels pretty loose.
Not to me.

You can move on.

I came here
for something special.

Mm. Sure.

Hot stones will be good.

Look...

It's not my neck
that's stiff.

I think
I can help with that.

Yeah?

Ohh!

Ouch.

He's gonna be really mad tomorrow.
You perv!

Do you realize
you just hit a police officer?

My mother brought me up
to be a lady.

In that outfit?!

Of course I wear this.

It gets me bigger tips.

Is his nose bleeding?

I think
you broke my nose.

You're lucky
that's all I broke.

Whoa, whoa.
Uh...W-where are my clothes?

Well, that's one down.

So, Nate,
what do you do -- for work?

I'm in construction.
I'm a site manager.

Climb a lot of scaffolding,
so my calves get pretty tight.

Ah. I see that.

I've been working like crazy,

trying to keep my mind off
of my ex.

We work together,

so she thinks that makes things
complicated.

Female construction worker?

Must be tough girl.

Oh, she's an architect.

Much smarter than me.

Prettier, too.

You find new girl.

Well, see, that's the thing --
I only want her.

I mean, she's adorable,
sweet, funny, down to earth.

Why not tell her
you think this?

I am.

Doing my best.

Anya make you feel better.

Nate feel very good.

What do you have in mind?

Didn't know Parks
was such a Romeo.

I take it you're Juliet?

Yes.
There it is. We got her.

Beaumont police.
Son of a bitch.

You are under arrest.

Sorry excuse for a man.

You can't keep
your girlfriend happy.

How can that be?

Please tell me
you're on Pinterest,

looking up flowers
that arrange themselves.

No. I'm sorry.
Mama's rehab bill is due today.

That is so weird.

Is everything okay?

It's saying
that it was paid.

A mistake actually went
in my direction.

I mean, I'm sure it'll come back
and bite me in the ass, but --

Don't question
a good thing.

Now come on.
Get back over here

and help me finish
these last few arrangements.

I-I don't even remember
paying it.

It's like my brain is
in a million different places.

Well, when Georgia's
wedding's over,

you'll have
more brain space.

I mean, you've been
killing yourself.

Speaking of which, uh, Kyle...

came to the Rub last night.

Oh, no, he didn't.

Oh, yes, he did.

And he said that if he gets
this job, I should quit mine.

Oh, no, he didn't.
Mm-hmm.

Well, one way to stop
your two worlds from colliding

is to get rid of one.

Yeah, except that world
feeds my kids.

Yeah, but if Kyle
moves back home...

He'll be living with
a lying whore.

Oh, no, you did not.

Oh, yes, I just did.

- Hey!
- Hey, there.

Oh!
Don't you look handsome?

Thank you. You do, too.

All right.

I'm gonna start taking this out to the car.
Okay.

You know what?

I need your help with the cake.
Let's go.

Wow. What is this --
an intergalactic wedding?

You know what?
It's a long story.

Now just help me
get this to the car.

Okay.
Oh, my gosh.

Whoa!
Sorry.

All right.
So, I was wondering --

did you not tell me
about taking over the Rub

because I'm having a hard time
finding a job?

Because you know
you don't have to protect me.

You know what?
I'm sorry, okay?

I should have told you.
I just made a mistake.

Will you be careful, please?
No. I'm just saying,

you know, if, you know,
we're gonna move forward,

we have to start being honest
with each other.

What we need to do
is slow down.

I thought we were trying to take
the next step.

We're just going too fast.

But trust is a two-way st--
I am talking about the cake.

Oh.

Oh, wait.

Are you kidding me?
It might be the job.

Hello?

Yes.

Oh, I see.

Thank you.

They did a background check.

I didn't get the job.

Oh, Kyle, I'm so sorry.

Ohh!
Aaah!

Ohh.

If you can't afford one,

one will be appointed to you
at government expense.

Do you understand these rights
as I have read them to you?

Do you?
Yes.

What happened to you?

Shut up.

Really?

You won't talk to me
in person.

Yeah, and after that stunt,
that's not gonna change.

Congratulations
on the arrest.

Ugh.
I can't believe this.

I promised Georgia
I'd help her

with her wedding cake,
and I ruined it.

No, we ruined it.
Okay? Accidents happen.

What matters
is how we go about fixing it.

You got the eggs?
Oh, yeah.

All right.
So, you you one at a time,

and then you stir the butter in
intermittently.

Who are you, and what have you
done with Kyle?

Impressed?

Yeah,
I'm a little impressed.

You know, one of the things that
I remember most about my mom...

Mm-hmm?

...is she always said that boys
should know how to bake.

Ooh. Well, I hope
she also taught you miracles,

because Georgia's wedding
is in one hour.

It's all right.
We're gonna be good.

Plus, when all else fails,
icing is like spackle --

it fixes everything.

Okay. Georgia has locked herself
in the back room,

and she won't come out.

Okay. Well, go. Go.
I got this under control.

All right.
I'm just gonna get ready.

You're gonna find
a great job.

♪ I was walkin' ♪

Sweetie, hey.

Oh, thank God you're here.
We've tried everything.

Yeah, yeah. I got this.
♪ it was in the shape of a heart ♪

♪ then something
occurred to me ♪

♪ I think you're the one... ♪
Georgia?

♪ ...where I want to be ♪

We can still have a party.

No sense in all this good food
going to waste.

Okay, what is going on?

Is this what they call
getting cold feet?

Hey, would you talk to me,
please?

Honey, I don't think
I ever told you

what happened
with my first husband.

The Rub girl he ran off with
was a legit massage therapist,

and, uh, she found out what was
going on behind closed doors.

She always had her eye
on Robert.

And as soon as she got
some ammunition...

Okay, Georgia.

You're just afraid...

That Harold's gonna find out
your secret, and I get that.

But that's why
you got out.

It's just now I got all these
other worries bubbling up,

and I can't --

Okay, will you just come
and sit down?

Don't be difficult.
Just sit.

Here.

Take another sip of this.

Now close your eyes.

Don't make it weird.
Just close 'em.

Okay.
Okay.

Now picture
the moment you met Harold.

That's good.
I like that smile.

Now tell me about it.

Well, the church was full.

I was late.
I couldn't find a seat.

Oh, and then out of the blue

This beautiful man
gave me his.

His smile
was like a sign from God.

Or maybe it was the devil
himself trying to tempt me

into making the same mistake
twice.

Georgia, will you focus, please?
We've already been over this.

Keep going.

Okay.

After the service, we had
burnt coffee in the courtyard.

But I'm telling you, standing
next to that man -- mm --

that was the best-tasting coffee
I'd ever had.

He felt the same way.

You know, you can just get
caught up in all of the romance.

My first marriage,
my first husband --

I thought it was true love.
Thought it was for keeps.

Georgia,
Harold's not your ex, okay?

You just have to trust that it's
not gonna be that way this time.

Yeah, but it's normal
for the honeymoon phase to fade,

and I just wonder, will Harold's
love for me fade along with it?

Has it yet?

Every day we're together --
oh, I --

my love for him
grows so much,

sometimes I feel like
my heart's gonna burst.

He feels the same way.

I can see it in his eyes.
Ohh.

You know something?

You are damn good.

All this wedding fuss
has just driven me crazy.

Guess I lost sight of us.

Which is the only thing
that matters.

Mmm.

I will marry you right here,
right now,

without all the bells
and whistles.

I thought you wanted
bells and whistles.

No.
I only want to marry you.

And you know what?
I'm gonna prove it.

Let's do it right this second,
right now.

Really?
Yes.

Okay, you two.
Just hold on.

Oh, Harold.

Excuse me, everybody.

Excuse me.
We have an announcement.

We would like to introduce
Mr. and Mrs. Clemens.

We couldn't wait!
We're already married!

We did it! We did it!

Let's party!

Whoo-hoo!

Okay!

How'd you get into
this country?

We know you're not legal.

Let's talk about
the Lucky Lotus.

What can you tell me
about your boss?

You're gonna
want to talk to me.

Solicitation and prostitution --
that's 14 months.

I talk, it's dangerous.

Boss knows many people --
I-important people.

Cops.

Cops?

You're saying it's one of us
that's on the force?

I'm saying I can't say.

You ever seen
an immigration detention center?

The nicest thing we could do
is send you back to Siberia.

I mean, that's where
you're from, right?

You can't send me back there,
please.

Well, I-I don't see
anybody coming to your rescue,

so you might want to think about
helping yourself.

Greg Carlyle
is who I work for.

Greg Carlyle owns
the Lucky Lotus?

What more can you tell me?

What else information
you want?

Lucky Lotus clients?
Code to safe? I give you.

First, I want
"Get Out of Prison Free" card --

and lawyer.

Let me see what I can do.

Let's go.

She's a tough cookie.

I wasn't alone, you know.

The boss heard everything.

I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have --

Said all that. Exactly.

Exposing my underbelly makes me
an easy target.

What choice did I have?
You won't talk to me.

Come on. Shelby,
can we just forget about

my stupid surveillance
confession and start over?

I wish I could.

The only reason you want me is
because you can't have Riley.

I don't want Riley.

You do.

That's why you had me spin
the incident reports for her.

She's family, all right?
We have a lot of history.

I saw your face the night
of the reunion at the station.

You've been in love with her
since high school.

I'm trying to move on.

I don't want to be
anybody's second choice.

You shouldn't have to try.

Look, Shelby,
I can't just flip a switch

and turn off
the last 15 years.

But I made my choice.

And I want you.

Can't we just start over fresh,
forget everything?

I don't think
we should do this anymore.

You don't even want to
think about it?

Our time together was...

I can't be with you.

Just hear me out.

I got feelings for you --
strong feelings.

And had I known our last kiss
was gonna be our very last,

I'd have made sure
you never forgot it.

Hey.

Where's your guitar?

I sold it.

Why would you do that?
You loved that guitar.

It's just a thing.
Kyle.

Just wanted to help out.

Oh, my God.

You sold your guitar
to help pay mama's rehab bill.

Well, look at you.

Okay. So, this song
is for Georgia and Harold,

'cause they're the only two people
that got married here tonight,

right? That's right.

Okay.

Happy couple
that we both look up to.

Lacey Jean, get up here.
I need you.

Come on.
Don't be shy. Come on.

All right, here it goes.

♪ It's amazing how you
can speak right to my heart ♪

♪ Without saying a word,
you can light up the dark ♪

You ever think you're looking
for something that doesn't exist?

All the time.

♪ Try as I may,
I could never explain ♪

Here's to
never getting married -- again.

Hey! You know what?

♪ What I hear
when you don't say a thing ♪

I'm not toasting to that.
Wait, you?

What?
Is it so hard to believe

that I buy into
the fairy tale --

that I would want a best friend
and a partner

to fall in love with
and grow old with?

♪ Sayin'
you'll never leave me ♪

Wow. I've missed the mark with you.

Look, I'm not holding my breath
for it or anything.

How can I?
With our job?

The secrets?
God, no.

♪ You say it best ♪
I'm not really, uh...

Marriage material.
♪ when you say nothing at all ♪

Unless you found someone
who understands all that

and accepts you...completely.

♪ All day long, I can hear... ♪

Excuse me.
♪ ...People talking out loud ♪

I've had my eye on you
all night.

Oh.

Do you want to dance?
♪ but when you pull me near ♪

♪ you drown out the crowd ♪

Actually, um,
my dance card's all full.

Thank you.

♪ Old Mr. Webster could never define ♪
really?

You'd pick me...
Over that guy?

♪ What's being said
between your heart and mine ♪

Bull's-eye.

♪ The smile on your face le♪

♪ there's a truth in your eyes
sayin' you'll never leave me ♪

♪ the touch of your hand ♪

♪ says you'll catch me
if ever I fa-a-a-a-ll ♪

♪ you say it best ♪

♪ when you say nothing at all ♪

♪ you say it best ♪

♪ when you say nothing at all ♪

High fives.
Yes.

In sports, the national hockey
league featured a busy f--

Welcome to the season
finale of "Sewing Wars."

The battle of the stitches heats up...

...as carlene and mavis
go head-to-head.

Hey.
What are you doing here?

I think I want
another last kiss.

Okay.

And another.

And another.

Does this mean...

We're partners on and off
the force, so stop talking.

...sewing
complicated garments

on 1961 vintage
singer featherweights.

"Sewing Wars"?

Yeah.

Why is Dale so excited
about this baseball game?

Because he's Dale.

I mean, I love baseball,
but I'd rather watch it on TV.

Oh, in the air-conditioning.
Oh, with a beer.

And nachos.
Ohh.

Dale thinks that acting like
his 10-year-old self

is supposed to cheer me up
somehow.

He even took me
to the batting cages.

Well, got to love that husband of yours.
I know.

Speaking of husbands,
yours baked a wedding cake.

I know, right?

All calm, cool, and collected.

Oh, and he sold his favorite
guitar for mama's rehab bill.

That was him?

Wow. He really is
trying to win you back.

Yeah. I guess you got to love
that husband of mine.

- Are you ready?
- Yes.

Okay, wait.
It's gonna get steep here.

Be careful.
Geez.

Careful. You ready?
We're going fast.

Yeah, I'm ready.
You sure you're ready?

I'm ready!
I don't think you're ready.

Take it off! I'm ready.
All right.

♪ Hey, I'm calling out to... ♪
Okay, I don't get it.

I thought we were going to see
a baseball game.

Did you get the date wrong?

No, he didn't, Lace.

No. We're gonna -- we're gonna
play a game of our own.

Um, okay.

Still not getting it.

Well, you did marry
a man of mystery.

True.

That I know.

Dennis, come on, buddy!

♪ Sink or swim ♪

Turn around.

♪ So keep your eyes open ♪

Oh, my God.
I forgot our anniversary.

Oh, my God.
Oh, no. Come on.

You've been preoccupied.
I'm so sorry.

Come on. I didn't do this
to make you feel sorry.

Ugh, Dale, will you just
get to it already?!

Get to what?

Best man?
Best man?

♪ All signs point to yes ♪

Thank you, sir.
You're welcome.

Lacey Jean Locklin...

When I originally
proposed to you...

Back in the stone age?
Yes.

...I-I couldn't afford
the ring that you deserve.

Oh, my God.

Lacey, the man just asked you
a question on a scoreboard.

What's your answer?

Yes, yes, yes.
Yes?

Yes.
Whoo!

Whoo-whoo!

Yeah!

Boy, I tell you --
it's hard to follow his logic,

but the man does get results.
He does.

Oh, wait, wait.
Let's get this.

So beautiful.
Oh, my God.

We got to get this moment.

Ready? Smile.

"Check out my bold maneuver."

Bold maneuver?

Stop talking.

Here we go! Ready?!

You two ain't gonna win.

Okay, Lacey Jean!
Let's go!

Bring it home, Kyle!
Bring it home!

We're gonna beat
their butts!

- Oh, here it comes.
- Here it comes.

Ready?
Let's go. I'm hungry.

Spit ball?

Yeah!

Ooh!

Oh, get it, get it,
get it, get it!

Okay, okay, okay! Hold on!
Get him!

Wait! Hey!
What are you doing?!

You can't...

Aaah!

♪ Baby, baby, close your eyes ♪

I want you to come home.

♪ I want you ♪

♪ I want you ♪

♪ I want, want you,
want you, want you ♪

They're falling.

Dale did good.

Lacey looked so happy.

Yeah.
I know the feeling.

You know,
I didn't want to --

I didn't want to step
on Dale's bold maneuver earlier.

Whenever you're ready.

Kyle...

In local news,

a Beaumont massage parlor
was raided today.

Undercover officers arrested
several girls

under suspicion
of prostitution.

Officials are saying this bust is
a part of a larger investigation

scheduled to ramp up
across the state.

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