The Client List (2012–2013): Season 2, Episode 13 - Whatever It Takes - full transcript

Previously on
The Client List...

Have you ever heard
of sploshing?

Hello, Judge Overton.
I'm not sure how much longer

I can keep them
away from her.

Oh, my God.

You understand?
No!

Hey!

His name
is Greg Carlyle.

He owns Wild Nights.
That place is very dangerous.

You two rookies ready
for a little undercover work?

What's the assignment, Lieutenant?
Prostitution. Massage parlor.



And you two pretty boys
are bait.

It's not my neck
that's stiff.

Um...
Beaumont police.

You are under arrest.

Greg Carlyle
owns the Lucky Lotus?

You give me that list or you're
gonna get back on the pole.

The client list
holds a lot of power.

Make sure
it's good and hidden.

Someone broke into my house.
What am I gonna do?

And the client list
is safe, isn't it?

Yeah, it's safe.
I've been real careful.

But do you think
it was Carlyle?

I want you
to come home.

Undercover
officers arrested several women



under suspicion
of prostitution.

Saying this is part
of a larger investigation

scheduled to ramp up
across the state.

So?
Is that everything?

Yep.

That's it.

I'm home.

Well...

Welcome home.

God, I missed this.

And this.
Oh, yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Kyle?

Too soon?

Yeah, too soon.

Okay.

You're right.

We don't have to
rush anything.

Mom!
Travis.

Mom.

Hey, buddy.
You're supposed to knock.

I know, but the Broncos
have practice,

and I can't find
my football jersey.

It's okay.
Yeah.

It's okay. Come on.
Let's go find that jersey.

♪ The Client List 2x13 ♪
Whatever It Takes
Original Air Date on June 9, 2013

== sync, corrected by elderman ==

All right, Henry.
You all set?

Let's get you tacked up
and ready to --

Ready to ride?

I got him all saddled up
and everything.

What are you doing here?

Came by to see
my buddy Henry.

And you, of course,

since you ran
out of my place last night

like a bat
out of hell.

Well, I can't help it.
I'm a busy girl.

That's why I came by.

You're telling me
that you had

nothing better to do
this morning

than to come by here
and hang out with my horse?

Well, there are a few things
that come to mind.

Stop!

We're not alone.
Come on.

Oh, I don't think
he minds.

Look, Derek.

You and me,
we're like vampires --

true creatures
of the night.

That's when
we really click.

But I'm not a vampire.
And this isn't "Twilight."

I'm just a normal guy
who likes to do normal things,

like wake up next to you
in my bed,

have breakfast together.

Well,
I don't do breakfast.

Fine.
How about a movie?

All right, fine.
We'll do a movie.

But just a movie.
Mm-hmm.

Doesn't include breakfast
in bed. And I get to pick.

Of course you do.

Don't you worry,
my little vampire.

We'll make it
a late show.

So long, Henry.
Get out of here.

You know what -- I think
that the clothing monster

is holding this jersey
hostage.

Mom...

is it okay if the team

sleeps over Saturday
after the game?

I thought that Ben's mother
was hosting that sleepover.

But she got the flu.

Yeah, well,
I have to work,

and you know that
my busiest days are Saturdays.

Please? Pretty please?
I'm gonna think about it.

Come on!
I know what that means!

Yeah, it means
I'm gonna think about it!

- No, it doesn't!
- Riley!

It means "no" again!

Riley!

Kids' room!

Aha!
What is the point

of you having a cellphone
if you don't answer it?

Oh, I'm sorry. Good morning.
Hi. How are you?

You're not gonna believe this.
I can't even believe it.

Wait.
Lacey, what is going on?

There's a baby!
I mean, there could be a baby.

What?!

We could be having a baby.
Are you pregnant?!

Why do I keep saying "baby"?
How can that be?

No, I'm -- I'm not.

Pregnant, I mean.

I mean...

after everything
that happened,

Dale and I decided
to look into adoption.

You didn't
say anything.

We barely
filled out the paperwork,

and next thing I know,
they're calling us saying

that there's a birth mother
that wants to meet us.

But first, we have to pass
the home inspection in two days.

Can you believe it?
God, Lacey, that is incredible!

I know, but we have to
baby-proof the house,

and I don't even
know where to start.

I've got tons of stuff
in the garage.

You don't mind if we use it?
I would do anything

for my future niece or nephew.
Aww.

So, Dale and I can
come by later and pick it up?

Yes, I'll have Kyle get it
all together for you.

Oh, my God, Riley.

I feel like I'm dreaming.

Oh, is this real?
Somebody pinch me.

Ow!

That hurt!

Sorry.
You said pinch you.

But this is really happening, isn't it?
It is!

Oh, my God.

No.
No scary movies.

If I wanted to watch
two hours of torture,

I'd have dinner
with my mother.

Hey, you two.

Oh, it's okay.
We all know you're a couple.

Didn't know
you had it in you.

We're just...
having fun.

Exactly.
Just tons of fun.

Well, I'm really glad
you guys cleared that up for me.

Okay, everybody.
Let's pay attention, please.

Now, tomorrow, we are
gonna close up shop and we are

heading to River Knolls
for a golf tournament.

Michelle, this is gonna be
a great time for you

to get your hours in
for your license.

Uh, I got my hours,
so am I off the hook?

Not a chance.
What --

Why in the world
are we doing this?

Because Georgia's husband
needs our help.

He lost his sponsor,
and I said we'd do it.

Now, we are gonna do
chair massages

for all the golfers
and the attendees.

Who the heck
would want to golf there?

It's a terrible design.

You lose half your balls
on the ninth hole.

What? I golf.

It's for a great cause,
okay?

All the proceeds are gonna
be benefiting soldiers who

are coming home from war.

I'm in.
Me too.

That's the spirit.
See you guys at 8:00.

Riley! Wait!

Wait! Riley!

I can't believe
you're asking me to do this.

- Not asking.
- I'm telling.

Well, I'm gonna lose
a bucket of money.

I don't care.
I want all hands on deck.

Oh. Fine.

Then I guess these hands
better get to work, then.

All right. Listen up.

Officer Parks
and Officer Trimble,

this is a great honor --

one that should not
be taken lightly.

This Texas Rangers badge
gives you jurisdiction

all over
the state of Texas.

Your promotion
to this task force proves

that good work
does not go unrecognized.

Now get out there
and kick ass.

Born to kick ass,
sir.

Yes!

But you'll be slumming with us
for a few more days,

and you and Trimble
are working security tomorrow --

the River Knolls
Golf Club.

Dismissed.

We're on
a friggin' task force!

This is gonna be epic.

Hey, two-for-one shots
at the Lonestar Tavern.

You coming?
I'm good.

Okay, more ladies for me,
then.

He gets douchier
by the day.

That douche
gets punched in the face

and still gets promoted.

Total B.S.

You're the best cop
in this squad.

You know this is wrong.

It'll be fine.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Damn allergies.

Can we skip
to the main course?

How about we start
with an appetizer?

Oh. What'd you have
in mind?

Well, you know
you're amazing, right?

Sniffles and all?

And I cannot stop thinking
about more than one of you.

Okay, well,
that's gonna be tricky,

'cause my cloning machine
is in the shop.

I guess
I just got to spit it out.

What I would love
is you...

and two other girls.

I have, uh, heard of
thinking outside the box...

Come on. It'll be fun.

The other two
can just watch.

Or...join in.

You know,
whatever works for you.

All right,
that sounds...

Interesting.

Um, you know what?

Let me check the schedules
and talk to the girls about it,

and we'll see
if we can't...

Work something out
for next time.

I'm getting excited
just thinking about it.

Yes, I can certainly see
that you are.

So, shall we seize
the moment?

Carpe diem away.

Okay.

Vroo-- boom!

Buddy, I told your mom that
we were gonna clean up this mess.

Do I have to?

Oh, I'm afraid so.

Okay.

Hey, Dad.
Yeah?

Is it okay
if the team sleeps over

tomorrow after the game?

The whole team?
That's a lot of kids.

I know,
but nobody else can do it,

and I told them
that my dad was back,

and they want you
to show us some plays.

Oh, you did, did you?

You're good.

So that's a "yes"?

What'd your mom say?

She said to ask you.

If it's all right
with her...

...I guess it's all right
with me, too.

Yes!

We're gonna have
the best sleepover

the Beaumont Broncos
ever had.

But first, I need you
to clean up that mess, boy.

Thanks, Dad.

Sorry I'm running late.

I promise
I'll make it up to you.

Or...maybe I'm early,

'cause that's not
your birthday suit.

What's wrong?

I don't want you
getting all riled up.

But just do me a favor?

Don't take any new business
for a while.

You mean no new clients
on the list? What's going on?

Nothing I can talk about
right now. I wish I could.

No,
you don't understand.

I have a family --

people that really
depend on me.

If something
is going on --

Nothing going on.
Everything's just fine.

Just -- just be careful.

I always am.

I'm just erring
on the side of caution.

Now, you know I never
come here empty-handed.

Uh...I can't.

Unh.

I won't take "no"
for an answer.

Then I guess
I can't say "no."

All right, look,
you're not a new client.

And you have
49 minutes left, so...

let's make it count.

I insist.

You can walk all over me
any day of the week.

Massages?

By the Rub of Sugar Land?
Really?

Riley,
what are you thinking?

Good to see you, too.

You do know
why I'm selling you the spa?

So Harold
doesn't find out.

Exactly -- to keep what we do
away from Harold,

not to -- no pun intended --
rub it in his face.

Harold was in a bind.

Honey, there are
just too many variables here --

the clients, the girls,
the great outdoors!

The tournament is
on the up-and-up.

Okay? There's no need
to operate in the shadows.

That is the only way
to operate --

keep a low profile,
stay out of the spotlight.

That's the way
you did things.

Wait a minute.

What's going on here?

It's Kyle, isn't it?

He's back,
and you're thinking --

I'm not thinking
anything.

Oh, honey, I'm no fool.

You would not be giving up
client list revenue

to massage a bunch
of sweaty golfers for no reason.

Are you thinking
about going legit?

Kyle and I are good.

Real good.

And I started doing this
to take care of my family.

And...
If it's back together,

are you thinking
about getting out?

I just want
a backup plan.

Well.

I love
"happily ever after."

I'm gonna trust you
on this one.

But you have got to be
on high alert.

We'll watch everyone, Georgia,
okay? You have my word.

Mm-hmm.

Besides, after all
we've been through,

we need a little fun.

What's this?

I missed you.

We're not really
gonna do all this, are we?

Do what?

Oh, you know...

Couple stuff.

Acting all lovey-dovey,
nicknames, PDSs,

Valentine's Day flowers --
all that crap.

Do I look like
that kind of guy?

No, which is good,

'cause I got to be honest --
it's not really my speed.

Mine either.

Mm.

You want to know
what my speed is?

Come here.

Riley's
in the next room.

Well, then, I guess
you better be very, very quiet.

♪ You're gonna shoot me down ♪

♪ You're gonna shoot, shoot ♪

♪ You're gonna shoot me down ♪

♪ You're gonna shoot, shoot ♪

♪ You're gonna shoot me down ♪

♪ Shoot me down ♪

Kyle?

Travis? Katie?

Anybody?

Look at me!
I'm flying!

Whoo-hoo!

Whoa. Who are you,
and what is that?

Um, I'm just leaving,
and that is hours upon hours

of parenting-free
entertainment.

Yeah, okay, my husband
did not consult me about this.

Uh, sorry, ma'am.
Kyle!

Why is there
a giant, expensive trampoline

in our backyard?

Don't worry.
It's not costing anything.

A friend lent it
for the weekend.

I thought it'd be a good idea
tomorrow for the kids.

What kids?

For Travis' football team.
The sleepover.

The sleepover?
I said we weren't hosting.

Travis,
did you lie about that?

Kinda.

Okay, Travis,
go wash up for dinner.

Hey. You and I are gonna
talk about this later.

What the hell
were you thinking?

Hey. Whoa.
No, don't "whoa" me.

I've had a very long week,
and I come home,

and now I got to deal
with these kids?

Riley, I asked Travis about it.
He said that you approved it.

I told him
I would think about it.

I'm helping Harold
with his fundraiser.

What a little con man.

Look, it's fine. W-we'll just --
we'll cancel it.

Oh, so that I can
look like the bad guy?

No, I don't think so.
You can't do that, Kyle.

You can't just come in here and
start making executive decisions.

Riley, it's a sleepover.

I didn't tell him he could
run off and join the Army.

You find this real funny.
You know what?

I have been taking care
of things around here on my own

and doing a damn good job.
And I know that.

If I'm gonna be home,
I should have a say

in the decisions that get made
around here, too.

Fine, but I can still
be pissed at you

for not
consulting me first.

Hey. Hey.
Hey.

Hello.

Hey.

Whoa.

Uh, we'll just --
we'll come back.

No, no.
Please, please come in.

Maybe you can
talk some sense into her

before she sends me off

to the firing squad for agreeing
to host a sleepover.

You know
what would be a great idea,

is if you guys could tell Kyle,
'cause he doesn't know,

how hard it is to wrangle
a bunch of 8-year-olds.

Okay, well, I'll tell you
what I think.

No, sweetie, she doesn't want
to know what you think.

You sure?
Yeah.

I think that you two should just
kiss and make up. It's not a big deal.

You know what? Dale and I will
help Kyle with the sleepover.

Yeah. What she said.

I thought you guys were getting
ready for your home visit.

We just have to
install some locks

and put together
some baby furniture.

I mean, we should be
good to go, right?

Yeah, it'll be fine.
All systems go.

You know what?
I appreciate that.

Very considerate.

Come on, Dale.
I got the baby stuff out back.

You have to see this trampoline.
Trampoline?!

Okay!

Whoa!
Do you remember the trampolines...

So, the honeymoon's over?

The honeymoon
never started.

Wait -- Kyle's back,
and you two haven't...

No, Lace, we haven't.

Wow.
I want to.

Look, we tried,
and it got all hot and heavy,

and then...

Ugh. I just couldn't
stop thinking about...

Riley, he won't.
You know that.

My head knows that.

My heart has some serious
catching-up to do.

Maybe it is just time
for you to let go.

Just a bit.

Well, I can let go.

What? You don't think
I can let go?

Yeah.

Maybe it is just time
to give Kyle a chance, too.

Who put this together?

Are you kidding me?!
Yeah!

Look at you!

I can let go.

That's the real deal.
A couple of kids on there...

Best elite unit in the country,
and we're on it.

Isn't it something?

It's something,
all right.

Hey,
it's not a surprise.

I mean,
I've always excelled.

In high school,
I was a natural athlete.

Seriously, Trimble?
Do you not remember dodge ball?

Trimble got picked last
in dodge ball.

And I was
a straight-A student.

Only because you sweet-talked
the valedictorian

into doing
your homework.

What can I say?

Chicks dig me,
and so do the Texas Rangers.

Show some sensitivity.

What?
Shelby graduated top in our class.

Evan, give it a rest.

Shelby was part of that raid,
just like us.

Just because she's not some
pretty boy they can use as bait

doesn't mean
she should be shut out.

She doesn't need you
standing up for her.

She can handle herself
just fine.

Actually, Evan's right,
if you think about it.

It really sucks.

No.
That's not happening.

Trimble's not feeling
sorry for me -- ever.

Yeah, Trimble.
And you -- drop it.

I mean it.
Just drop it.

I don't care what she says.
It's bullshit.

But it's not like
you can do anything about it.

Dude, really?
A sneaker?

A baby
needs a sneaker?

Like he's gonna wake up
one morning

and just go,
"I'm going for a run."

Come on.

Dude, you got to
help me out here.

What?
Travis is my son, too.

All right, how long is she gonna
keep making me pay for the past?

You've been gone a while.

You can't expect to just
pick up where you left off.

All right, I get that part,
but come on.

It's a sleepover.
How hard could it be?

That is true,
and you survived jail.

That was
one hell of a sleepover,

so this should be a cakewalk for you.
Great. Thank you for that.

But come on. It's not like
I'll be doing it alone.

You and Lacey --
Whoa. No, no, no, no, no.

You will be doing this alone.
Riley was right.

You made your sleeping bag.
You're gonna lie in it.

Well, hold on. I thought
you said you were on my side.

You know what?

Metaphorically speaking,
I'm on your side.

Hey, we have
big things happening, Kyle.

Lacey said that --
Lacey is not the boss of me.

I wear the pants
in this family.

Come on, honey!
Be quick!

Why?
Because we've got a lot to do,

and I want
to get back here early

to help Kyle set up
for the sleepover.

All right.

Chop-chop!

Okay!
All right, fine.

I got to go, dude.

Yeah, I s-- yeah.
Coming!

Don't forget
to put on those pants!

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Been around the block
a couple of times ♪

♪ That don't mean
I got to get wise ♪

♪ Say I'm acting like a child ♪

♪ I'm a little too wild ♪

♪ Lost and found,
where is my mind? ♪

♪ Searching
every glass of wine ♪

♪ There ain't no sense
in cryin', no, no ♪

♪ Say she crazy ♪

♪ Say she got no brakes ♪

♪ Oh, she want to get dirty ♪

♪ She's a walking mistake ♪

I am trying
to run a business here.

You can't just show up
any time that you want.

Next time you're late,
you're working the skank shift.

Now get out.

Ladies.

I didn't think
you'd show.

Well,
after the 20th call,

I realized
that you weren't gonna quit.

I am persistent
when something matters.

Mm.

I thought
you were mad at me.

Oh, no.

I owe you an apology
for last time.

I have been under...

Ss much pressure lately,
Nikki.

And I had forgotten
what is important.

That is, you and me.

Wow.

I want to take you
to dinner tonight,

and then tomorrow, we will spend
all day in bed together.

Mm.

Tomorrow, I can't.

I have school,
and then I'm at the Rub.

But tonight,
I am all yours.

I'll take what I can get.

Nikki.

You're still looking for
the client list for me, right?

Of course I am, baby.

Good girl.

Mm.

♪ You write the course,
and I will run ♪

♪ Pushing weathered chairs
towards the sun ♪

♪ And we wade through the waves
and got carried away ♪

♪ To the new shores,
part the white from the grey ♪

♪ You write the course,
and I will run ♪

See?
Just like I told you.

Beautiful day.
Nothing to worry about.

Mm-hmm.
Are you sure about that?

Harold and Evan
are just talking.

There's
my favorite girl!

Aah!

Okay, put me down!

I just couldn't
help myself.

Try. Please try.

Somebody's three sheets to the wind.
Mm-hmm.

It's a little early
for happy hour, isn't it?

Mm.
It's 5:00 somewhere.

Charming.

Hey, y'all.
Oh, hey. Right on time.

Well, I'm here, ain't I?
That's true.

Mm.
How about her?

Four hands
are better than two, huh?

Mr. Codd and I
need to have a little chat.

Go ahead --
take care of that business

we talked about earlier.

Hey! What the hell
are you thinking?!

Georgia, I was --
Don't interrupt me!

Now, you are acting
like a damn fool!

Do I need to remind you
of the rules?

Because if I do,
then you can just

kiss your membership
goodbye.

Need a relaxing massage?

Hell, I don't know.

Oh, look.
No time to relax.

Well, if you need anything...
Thanks.

Speak of the devil.

I was just telling Evan
how you saved the day.

Oh, I don't know about that,
but we're real happy to be here.

You on duty?
A bunch of us are working security.

Yeah,
and we're grateful.

Well, you won't hear me
complaining.

It's a beautiful day
and great cause.

You two
coming by the bar later?

I'm sure Georgia's gonna
insist upon it.

She knows
how to get her way, right?

Yes, she does.
All right.

I'll, uh,
I'll see you guys later.

All right.

Well, you look great.

Thanks. So do you.

No, I'm serious.
You're practically glowing.

Oh, well, you know --
new moisturizer.

Things are --
are real good.

Kyle back at your place?

He is.

Yeah, kids
couldn't be happier.

That's great.
I mean, for them.

Yeah, and you and Shelby,
are you guys --

Oh, yeah, Shelby's --
everything's really --

Evan Parks,
congratulations are in order.

That's quite a promotion
you got yourself.

Thank you.
Riley, this is Judge Overton.

Judge Overton, this is
my sister-in-law, Riley Parks.

"Riley," is it?

It is. It is. Hi.

Very nice meeting you.

So, Evan, a promotion?
That is so exciting.

Yeah. It really is.

Texas Rangers green-lit
a new task force.

Picked me to be part
of an elite undercover unit.

Wow -- undercover.
What are you gonna be doing?

Well, if I told you,
I'd have to kill you.

Ohh.

Let's just say
it's organized crime,

and I'm gonna be in the middle
of all of it --

drugs, trafficking,
prostitution.

Lot of dirty business
going on behind closed doors.

Really?
Yeah.

If you are breaking the law
in the great state of Texas,

get ready.

'Cause we're coming
for you.

All right.

Hey, we got this.

Yeah, tonight'll be fine.
I'm just --

I'm worried about tomorrow --
the social worker, you know?

There's just a lot at stake --
Hey. Lace, Lace, Lace, Lace, Lace.

Come on.
We're Locklins.

I know.
We're good, right?

All right,
I think we're there.

Balloons are up.
Kids should be here any minute.

Have we successfully
secured the perimeter?

Uh, yeah --
we're gonna contain the kids

from 1400
to 1600 hours.

All right. Zone defense.
I like it. How about the food?

Uh, yeah, the pizza's
gonna be delivered --

1800 hours.

Good.
Okay.

I think you guys
are just taking this

a little bit
too serious.

Can't we just say
"6:00"?

No.
No.

Fine.
1800 hours.

There's gluten-free options
in the fridge.

Right on time.
All right.

Okay.
Let's do this. Put it in.

Here we go. All right.
"Sleepover" on three.

"Sleepover" on three.
One, two, three!

Sleepover!
Sleepover! Sleepover!

Whew.

All right, you ready?

Yeah.

Let's go,
Beaumont Broncos!

Hey!

Come on!
Dad has a trampoline!

Oh, shit.

Okay.

We're gonna jump
until we puke!

Okay, guys.
Seri-- okay.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

All right, you know what?
86 the zone.

This is full-court press!
Full-court press!

No -- hey!
No cleats on the trampoline!

Just two at a time!
Two at a time!

Hey!
He said "no cleats"!

Evan, this task force
seems dangerous.

Well, it's police work,
so anything could happen,

but with this man
overseeing things,

what could go wrong?

"Judge Overton,"
was it?

Yeah.
Yeah.

You seem like a guy that doesn't
get much time for himself.

How about a massage?

Oh, I don't know.
I'm...feeling fine -- really.

Oh, I'd take her up
on it, Judge.

Riley owns her own spa.
She works magic.

Might actually help you
with your stroke, too.

Yeah, I might help you
with your stroke.

What do you say?

Well, a smart man never argues
with a beautiful woman.

Aww.

Lead the way,
Ms. Parks.

Evan,
congratulations again.

Right this way.

We can try.

Hi.
Can we help you?

Deep tissue?
Shiatsu?

Actually, I just got
my massage license.

I was wondering
if you all are hiring.

We're good. Mm-hmm.

We could use
some fresh blood.

Why don't you leave your résumé?
I'll show it to the boss.

It seems like
a great place to work,

especially if it's side-by-side
with that guy.

Uh-huh.

You have a nice day.

Hmm.

Have a nice day.

Don't call us,
and we won't call you.

You are heading up
a task force

that is taking down
prostitutes?

So, what is it -- you just
get off on getting me new shoes

and then telling me
there's nothing to worry about?

Ow. That's a little
too much pressure.

Oh, good.

When were you
gonna tell me, huh?

When my family was watching me
on the 10:00 news in handcuffs?

Ahh! Geez!
Are you trying to kill me?

No, but I will
if you are setting me up.

You know, I sign
all the task force warrants.

Every move they make,
I'm gonna know about it.

Now, you have my word --
I've got your back.

Do you have mine?

I always do.

You know what?
My hand has a cramp in it.

I'm gonna get you
someone new.

Selena!

So, uh...

Lot of pros here, huh?

I mean golfers.

One of them
just gave me his card.

Like I need help
with my stroke.

Hey, who's that guy
with Derek?

Beats me.

That's how it happened.

I can't believe it.
I know. Hell of a shock.

I had no idea.

None of us did.

So, you'll be there
tomorrow?

Yeah, of course.

Take it easy, man.

Nice seeing you.

You too.

So, you're not gonna introduce
me to your new boyfriend?

Yeah,
he is kind of cute.

Seriously, I'm not in the mood
right now.

What -- did you just have
a lovers spat?

Damn it, Selena. You don't know
when to quit, do you?

I need a drink.

What's his problem?
I was just joking.

Wake up, Selena.
He likes you. You like him.

You're a couple. Why don't you
start acting like it?

Yeah, guys like Derek
don't me along every day.

Shit.

Relationships are hard.

Amen to that.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Hello.
Go for Riley Parks.

Hello, ma'am.
Sugar Land alarm services.

The alarm at the Rub at
Sugar Land has been activated,

and a unit
will be dispatched.

Oh, no, no, no.
Don't do that.

Um...don't do that.
I'll take care of it.

Thanks so much.
Have a good day.

Everything okay?

Yeah,
the alarm went off.

Is something wrong?

I-I don't know.
I'm gonna go check it out.

I'm coming with you.
No, no. That's okay.

I'll go with you.
You shouldn't go alone.

Okay.

Whoa, whoa. H-hold on.
They might still be here.

No, whoever it is
is long gone.

I'll get the lights.

Oh, wow!

Holy...

They left the cash
and the jewels?

What the hell
were they looking for?

Makes you wonder.

I'm calling the cops.

No. Unh-unh.

No, cops are...

They're just bad for business.

We'll just let them get away
with trashing the place?

Well, I-it's the cost
for doing what we do.

Is there anything
I should be worried about?

'Cause I like
working here,

but I'm not looking
for any trouble.

Everything is fine,
Derek.

So why don't you
just go back there

and tell them
that we're all okay?

'Cause the last thing I need
is a panicked Georgia.

Mm.

There's something
you're not telling me.

It's fine.

Got it under control.

Okay.

This is out of control!

I mean, I turn around
for just a second,

and look at this place.

Yeah, they're
slippery little suckers.

Oh, no.

Hey, sweetie.
What is wrong?

I want to go home.

Oh, but why?
We're having such a good time.

Hey. Hey, hey.
What happened?

Uncle Dale.

What did you do?

I made it to
the candy cane forest first.

These kids have to learn
how to deal with adversity.

Dale.

He's a baby.

Selena told me
about the alarm.

Is there anything
I should be worried about?

The alarm's
more trouble than it's worth,

but I've got it
taken care of.

Mm.
That's great to hear.

I was getting
a little bit nervous.

You know if anything
happens to the list...

Georgia.

I got it.

Okay?
I'm gonna take care of it.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Hi. Everything okay
at the Rub?

Yeah, it's fine.

He's lying.
You're lying.

If something's wrong,
you've got to tell us.

Someone trashed
Riley's office.

That's all I know.
She said she has it handled.

I shouldn't even
be telling you guys this.

This is terrible.
I just...

That's the last thing we need
right now.

Oh, my God!
I got to go!

I didn't realize it was so late.
I have a huge test tomorrow.

On a Sunday?

I meant "Monday."

See y'all later.

Huh.
I need a drink.

Um, you know what?

Derek. Wait.
Can I get a beer?

About today --
you know, you and that guy --

I just want to explain.

It doesn't matter,
Selena.

Look, I know
I said I like your speed...

Wait -- can you just listen
for one minute?

...but I want to be
more than just fun with you.

And I'm not afraid
to show someone I like them.

Okay.

If that's what it's gonna take
for you to shut up

and listen to me,
we can PDA all night long.

I'm just --

I'm trying to apologize here.

I was acting
like a freakin' idiot.

Can't argue with that.

You know, there's a reason
why I don't do this.

There's a reason why I don't
let people get close.

But I'm here, so...

So, come on.

Who was that guy
you were talking to earlier?

He's in a town
for a funeral.

One of the guys
from my squad, Marcus,

killed himself last week.

Oh.

I'm sorry.
I didn't --

I knew he was having trouble
finding a job.

I mean, we all were.

I live 10 minutes away.

You know, all he needed was a friend.
No -- hey, hey, hey.

If I had called him --
This isn't your fault.

Marcus always
had my back.

Once, we were out on patrol
and we got ambushed.

I thought
my number was up,

and then he just came
charging right in.

Didn't once
think about himself.

Well, he sounds like
a great guy.

He was.

And he knew how to have
a hell of a good time.

He was always pulling me
into something.

Oh, yeah?

I'll bet you have
some crazy stories.

You wouldn't believe them
if I told you.

Look, I know
you're not interested in this.

No, I am interested.

Look, I want to know
all about Marcus, okay?

I have all night.

Come on.

Come on.

What was I thinking?
I mean, he's just a kid.

Look, I know it sucks.

Sometimes,
you have to let them win.

Right. Right.
But I di-- I didn't do that.

I trounced on him.
He's 8 years old.

I made him cry.
I'm that guy.

You're not that guy.

I can't do this, man.

Play Candy Land?

Be a dad.

I mean, I can't even
supervise a sleepover.

How am I gonna deal
with everything else?

I'm really not ready
for this.

Hold up. Are you talking about
the adoption interview?

Come on.
I've seen you with my kids.

No one is more ready
to be a dad than you.

I promised myself
that I wouldn't be like my dad,

and I don't want to disappoint
Lacey, especially right now,

after everything
that she's gone through.

You're gonna go in the interview
and you're gonna rock it,

and you're gonna raise
an awesome kid.

Okay, you're not hearing me.
I really don't --

No! No! Knock it off!

No more whining.
Don't be that guy.

You're Dale freakin' Locklin,
for God's sakes.

I'm Dale freakin' Locklin.
Yeah, you are.

Was that tough love
you just gave me?

Sort of. I mean, that's kind of
what I was going for.

I like it.
Was it good?

It's making me feel good.
I'm glad.

Ethan wants a rematch.

Oh.

Well.

Uh...Okay. What do you say
you and me, double or nothing?

You're going down,
Butthead.

- Oh!
- Snap!

"Butthead"?
I love this kid.

All right. Fine.
Ladies first.

Oh. I hope
you brought your wallet.

Let's do this.

I'll get it.

Parks residence.

Uh, yes, he is.
Just one moment.

Kyle, it's your lawyer,
Graham Sandoval.

Sounds serious.

Hey, Graham.
What's going on?

♪ Wolf mother, where you been? ♪

♪ You look so worn, so thin ♪

♪ You're a taker,
devil's maker ♪

♪ Let me hear you sing ♪

♪ Hey-ya, hey-ya ♪

♪ Wolf father, at the door ♪

♪ You don't smile anymore ♪

♪ You're a drifter,
a shapeshifter ♪

♪ Let me see you run ♪

♪ Hey-ya, hey-ya ♪

No!
No, no, no, no, no, no!

What in the hell
did you do?!

Excuse me?

I told you
I would get you the list,

and now you've gone
and messed things up!

Riley's not stupid.

No. But you are.

You told me
that you were going to work.

You didn't think
I would have you followed?

You didn't think
I could smell the deception

leaking from your pores?
No, I --

I didn't mean to --

Cops are after me.

Everyone has always
been after me.

Greg,
you're hurting me!

You know what hurts me?
That I believed in you.

That I actually thought
you were worth my time.

You don't mean that.
I gave you one job,

and you couldn't
get it done!

Now I'm through
with you!

Greg, I'm sorry.
Just --

Get out!

Please.

I'm begging you --
don't do this to me.

You did it to yourself.

Now get out!

Thank you, sir.
Appreciate it.

Can I borrow you
for a second?

Thank you.

Your loss.

What are you doing?

You know it's wrong that
you're not on the task force.

Did you really drag me back here
to talk about this?

I just kept thinking
about how unfair it all was,

and Barnes agreed.

He told me
that the first training spot

that opens in detectives --
it's yours.

I didn't ask you
to do that.

I know you didn't,
but --

I'm not some damsel in distress
that needs rescuing.

Of course you're not.

I'll make detective
on my own.

I know that.

I should clock you.

We should celebrate.

Ohh...

We're going to.

This is Georgia.
Leave a message.

Hey, Georgia.
It's Riley.

Um, could you
just call me back?

Please?
It doesn't matter how late.

We have to talk.

Hi.

Go to sleep.

Oh. Ow.

Hey, hey, hey.
You okay?

No. Not really.

Riley, come here.
Let's talk.

Look, I know you're
going through a hard time,

but a good friend of mine
once said, "sometimes,

"you got to stop thinking
and planning and worrying

and just say,
'to hell with it.'"

she sounds like
a great friend.

Yeah, she is.
She really is.

Okay. That's it. What is going on?
Nothing, Lacey --

I'm not gonna talk
about this right now.

No, I'm not leaving --

- I don't want to have this conversation.
- Mom!

Mom, I can't sleep.

Okay, you know what?
Let's go get you in bed.

Riley, are you --
I'm fine. Good night.

♪ I know I've seen you
when I wake up ♪

♪ A daydream recurring
that I cannot stop ♪

He I've been
trying to call you.

I'm so sorry.
My phone battery died.

No. I can't even
believe it. Look.

What is going on?

It's done.
I'm -- I'm free of it.

Vandermeyer took a plea.

All right? He's going to jail.
I don't have to testify.

It's over.

And we can finally put
all this bad stuff behind us.

Oh, my God.
Kyle, that is so great.

Look.

I'm ready
to move forward.

All right,
I know you and I,

we still got
a lot of work to do.

All right, we can keep
talking about --

I don't want to talk.
I don't want to talk.

Okay.

♪ Halo over my wild one ♪

♪ Over my wild one ♪

♪ Forever and ever ♪

♪ Halo over my wild one ♪

♪ Over my wild one ♪

♪ Forever and ever, forever ♪

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