The Amazing World of Gumball (2011–…): Season 5, Episode 31 - The Singing - full transcript

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]

Corrected & Synced by Bakugan

SHOWERHEAD:
♪ The day might be gray

♪ But you can chase
all your troubles away ♪

♪ When you're singing

Huh?

♪

♪ So things may seem blue

♪ But what does that
matter to you ♪

♪ When you're singing

Hey,
don't you ever knock?



♪ You're too loud

♪ Keep it down, or you'll wake
everybody in town ♪

♪ With your singing

Aww.
[ CHUCKLES ]

♪ You look rough
and half dead ♪

♪ Did you get out
the wrong side of bed? ♪

♪ Let's keep singing

Aah!

[ MUFFLED ] ♪ I've been ripped
from the wall ♪

♪ But it feels like
no trouble at all ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm siiiinging

♪ My wife hates my guts

♪ And my neighbors
are driving me nuts ♪

♪ But I'm singi...



[ GRUNTS ]

♪ I'm tired, underpaid

♪ My hair prematurely grayed

♪ But I'm singing

♪

♪ A bird stole my shoes

♪ I thought
I had nothing to lose ♪

♪ Still I'm singing

Hey!
[ LAUGHS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

♪ My fifth
all-night shift ♪

♪ My mind is startling
to bamboo ♪

♪ But I'm singing

♪

♪ My face looks a state

♪ Though I've only
just turned 28 ♪

♪ Still I'm singing

♪

♪ My head's up in space

♪ I've got aeroplanes
stuck in my face ♪

♪ But I'm siiinging

♪ These kids are all brats

♪ And the school
is infested with rats ♪

♪ Still I'm singing

Hmm? Aah!

♪ My life's on the skids

♪ Got 170 kids

♪ Still I'm singing

♪

[ SQUEAKS ]

I say, old horse,

it's really rather not on
to make such a mess.

'Tis high time somebody taught
you ruffians some manners,

although I fear I must
address you hoodlums

in a matter
you'll understand.

I believe it is known in
common parlance as rap music.

[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ RAPPING ]
♪ Billy Parham in your house

♪ Turn me up, but not too loud
for fear of disturbing someone ♪

♪ Enunciating to the masses,
mm-hmm ♪

♪ I'm here to tell you of
the relevance of etiquette ♪

♪ It's quite important, though
I fear you may not get it yet ♪

♪ Feet on the seats?

♪ I'm sure I don't approve

♪ Hold the door for the ladies
when they go through ♪

♪ Wipe your feet when you're
entering a neighbor's house ♪

♪ And when he chews, a gentleman
will always close his mouth ♪

♪ Close his mouth,
close his mouth ♪

♪

♪ The speed a virus spreads
is beyond belief ♪

♪ When you sneeze, please be
sure to use a handkerchief ♪

♪ Handkerchief
[ MUSIC STOPS ]

A handkerchief, a handkerchief,
a handkerchief, a handkerchief.

Sad when a kid lets himself go
like that, am I right?

A handkerchief...
Dude, I'm just
a background character.

I'm not supposed to
say anything.

I don't even have a name.
But everyone has a song,

even unimportant
background characters.

Maybe I do.
You see...

[ BOSSA NOVA MUSIC PLAYS ]

♪ If I told you my...

Oh, gross!

Oh, someone should
clean this up.

- [ HISSES ]
- Aah!

[ WHIMPERS ]

[ J-POP MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪ Filth, filth, all around

♪ In the air and on the ground

♪ Grime, grime everywhere

♪ In your mouth
and in your hair ♪

♪ But can't you see

♪ This world's unclean

♪ They say brush twice a day

♪ I think that's not enough

♪ Oh, can't you see

♪ All this disease

♪ The smell of sweaty feet
makes me throw up ♪

[ FARTS ]
♪ Filth, filth

[ MUSIC STOPS ]
♪ All around, in the air,
on the ground ♪

That is the worst case of J-pop
I've ever seen.

- Is it contagious?
- Absolutely not.

[ MUSICAL SIREN WAILS ]

I'm sorry, sir.
I cannot in good conscience

sell you a meal with
that many calories.

You might as well
strap a hose to your face

and pump 100 pounds of hot lard
directly down your throat.

Sure, I'll take one of those,
too.

Sir, so much unhealthy food is
seriously dangerous for you.

Larry, let me tell you something
about how I like my food.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

Yeah, is there any way
we could skip this...

♪ Maybe you
didn't hear me ♪

'Cause I've, uh, got a line
forming behind you.

[ HORN HONKS ]
♪ When I asked
for all those fries ♪

♪

♪ Nuggets on the side

♪ Prefer all my food fried

[ HORN HONKING ]
Fine, fine,
just please stop singing!

Here's your bucket, sir.
Have a nice day.

Ahh. I can feel my arteries
hardening already!

Huh?

That's probably
a bad sign.

That's definitely
a bad sign.

Yuck!

♪ These sewers
are a maze ♪

♪ And we haven't
eaten in days ♪

BOTH:
♪ But we're singing

♪

♪ Let's try here,
there's no queues ♪

♪ That's because
it's had awful reviews ♪

♪ Let's keep looking

- So I said to Steve, I said...
- Are you okay, my sweet?

You haven't said a word
since we got here.

What?
You interrupted me to say that?

I was right
in the middle of a...
Shh.

There's no need
to feel insecure.

I know you see the way
other women look at me.

No, Nigel. You promised
you wouldn't do this.

You got something
those other girls don't have.

Thick hair
all over your body.

Now just lie down
and listen.

Nigel, I'm not going to lie down
in a restaurant.

[ SNAPS FINGERS ]
♪ You're a hairy lady

♪ Hair from your head
to your toes ♪

♪ You're a hairy lady

♪ You even got hair
up your nose, girl ♪

♪ I see you talkin'
with those other boys ♪

♪ I see you speakin'

♪ I don't hear no noise

♪ Too busy lovin'
all that fur I see ♪

♪ You're body's hairier
than a bumblebee ♪

♪ You're my honey, girl

♪ Hairy girls, y'all best
believe I'm a connoisseur ♪

♪ I look away if I don't
see that matted fur ♪

♪ Hugging you is like
a hug from a grizzly bear ♪

♪ Did I happen to mention

♪ I'm really into body hair,
yeah ♪

Oh, please, no.

You promised.

[ SIGHS ]

[ RAPPING ]
♪ It's plain to see

♪ You give your barber
every night off ♪

♪ Every drain in your house
is a total write-off ♪

♪ Girl, you looking like
a fur-covered miracle ♪

♪ And all those follicles,
they got me waxing lyrical ♪

♪ 'Cause your hairy bod
makes the guys all swoon ♪

♪ Don't shave or pluck or wax
any time soo... ♪ Ooooh!

Please, stop!
Please, no, no!

[ MS. SIMIAN SCREECHING ]

SHOWERHEAD:
♪ I'm claustrophobic,
I can't breathe ♪

[ SIGHS ]
♪ She could've just
asked me to leave ♪

♪ But I'm singing

[ LAUGHTER ]

Oi, oi, hey, hey, hey.
Who's this? Who's this?

[ HIGH-PITCHED VOICE ]
I didn't complete a single orbit

before losing
me planet status.

[ LAUGHTER ]

Pluto.

[ NORMAL VOICE ]
That's right, it's Pluto.

Stripped of her planet status
like a common moon.

Ah, sorry.
I, uh, I didn't see you there.

So, uh, what you guys doing
this evening?

Uh...

Oh, you know,
usual planet stuff.

Bowling.

That's... That's...
That's cool... cool.

[ CHUCKLES ]

So, yeah, anyway,
we'll see you around, I guess.

Oh, yeah.
Cheers.

Have a...
Have a nice, um...

[ SIGHS ]

[ MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYS ]

♪ You know

♪ It's mean

♪ To be declassified
after all these years ♪

♪ And rendered obsolete

♪ There's such a distance
between us ♪

♪ Approximately
4.6 billion miles ♪

♪ The hurt I feel
is deep inside ♪

♪ Inside

♪ My planet's status
has been denied ♪

[ MUSIC STOPS ]
Sorry, sorry, luv.

Can you keep it down
a bit?

You're putting Uranus
off his strike.

Actually,
it's pronounced Ur-anus.

[ SIGHS ]

Why did I ever hang out
with those dorks?

[ ENGINE REVS ]

Hey, toots,
you going our way?

We're off to trash a planet
a few light years away.

You want to tag along?

You can join us
if you're cool.

I'm not
getting those back.

Is minus-229 degrees
cool enough for you?

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ ALL CHEERING ]

Yeah!

[ TO TUNE OF BEETHOVEN'S 5TH ]
♪ Ba-na-na-na!

♪ Ba-na-na-na!

♪ Ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na!
Ba-na-na-na! ♪

♪ Ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na!
Ba-na-na-na! ♪

♪ Ba-na-na-na!

♪ Ba-na-na-na!

♪ Ba-na-na-na-na-na!

♪ Ba-na-na... Whoa!

Oh, sorry, honey.
I didn't know the fan was on.

[ GROANS ]

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♪

SHOWERHEAD: [ MUFFLED ]
♪ Cast off, thrown away

♪ But I won't
let it ruin my day ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm singing

Ah! Ohh!

♪ I'm cold and alone

♪ And I fear that
I'm not going home ♪

♪ But I'm singiiing

Corrected & Synced by Bakugan