The Amazing World of Gumball (2011–…): Season 5, Episode 32 - The Best - full transcript
Carmen continuously annoys Gumball by correcting or criticizing his standards.
[ Upbeat music ]
[ Telephones ringing ]
Elmore Rainbow Factory.
Yes, of course.
I'll get that order
completed for you today.
Oh, one moment, please.
Elmore Rainbow Factory.
Uh, Nicole,
do you have a moment?
When has anyone on two phones
at once ever had a moment?
Sorry, how can I help you?
It' just that
Mr. Yoshida needs to see you
in his office
immediately.
[ Breathes deeply ]
[ Door opens ]
[ Upbeat music plays ]
♪ I'm employee of the month
♪ That's a fact, fools
♪ Made money and adhered
to my job's rules ♪
♪ Climbed the ladder, did my
work, and kept my desk neat ♪
♪ Haters choking on my
well-planned spreadsheets ♪
♪ No vacations,
and I never took a sick day ♪
♪ If you blink, you'll miss
what goes into my in tray ♪
♪ Took the health and safety
training, didn't have to ♪
♪ Lift the box
with my back straight ♪
♪ Like you're supposed to
♪ I put Jim from accounts
in the corner like a baby ♪
♪ Carol from HR straight
trippin', she can take me ♪
♪ Employee of the month,
so check my white collar ♪
♪ Got a pay rise, fool
♪ Three cents on the dollar
That's great, Mom.
But what does it mean?
It means they really appreciate
all my hard work.
Well, I can do a rap about my
day, too. [ Clears throat ]
♪ Today, I found a fry
under the sofa ♪
♪ And then...
Um...[ Sighs ]
Yeah, Dad, that was
the rap equivalent
of British dental work.
So, Mom, what we talking
in terms of green?
It comes with
an extra $10 a month.
It means we no longer have
to shop at the thrift store
and we can pay off our
credit card bills by February.
This February?
Nope. A February.
Plus, I get this
cool framed photo.
Anais: That says
"Nicole Wertterson."
Okay, it's a typo,
but you get the idea.
Maybe we should put it here
so everyone can see it.
[ Sighs ] I don't see any photos
with my name on them.
Sure, there is.
There's one right over there.
Gumball: "Local Loser
Ruins Baby Shower."
Why did you frame that?
Oh, cool, are we having
pizza to celebrate?
Nope, I'm just letting
people know my good news.
-Hello.
-Hi. Is that Aaron Aaronson?
It's Nicole Watterson.
I know you don't know me,
but I just wanted to let you
know I'm employee of the month.
Bye! Okay, let's see,
the next one is Adam Adamson.
Don't you want to hear
what I did today?
Hi, my name is Nicole Watterson,
and I kick butts.
[ Sighs ]
You okay, Mr. Dad?
I wish someone
appreciated me.
Hey, they do.
Joyful Burger would go out of
business if it wasn't for you.
[ Sighs ]
He means Mom.
Why don't you talk
to her about it?
After all, she's a calm,
reasonable woman.
[ Fireworks explode ]
[ Screams ]
[ Screaming ]
You're right.
I'm gonna march right up
to your mother
and tell her.
Things have to change.
You can't lead a horse to water
without breaking a few eggs.
Judge me not by my thighs,
for the one-eyed man
is worth two in the bush.
If they build it,
I will come.
And if you've got
a problem with that, buddy,
well, then welcome
to the Hotel California!
Dad, what are
you talking about?
I have no idea.
[ Sighs ] He's gonna need
some practice first.
Okay, let's say
this pumpkin is Mom.
Use it to practice
your pitch on her.
Okay.
[ Clears throat ]
Hi, honey,
Uh, I got something to ask you.
Please don't
look at me like that.
[ Gasps ] How could you say that
in front of the children?
[ Gasps ] You swore you
wouldn't bring that up!
It's not that unreasonable
to assume the citizens of Turkey
would be delicious birds.
[ Creaks ]
Aah! Please!
Please don't leave me!
Don't leave me!
Kids, stop the simulation!
It's too real!
Deactivate! Deactivate!
[ Sobbing ]
Well, that could've
gone better.
Dad, where's
the pumpkin?
She left me for
a butternut squash.
[ Groaning ]
Oh, I got to tell you,
it's so refreshing
to go to a store where
"a clean up on aisle 3"
actually means someone's
spilled some food.
Uh, Mom, listen, Dad's got
something he wants to tell you.
Uh, Nicole, honey,
sweetie, light of my life.
[ Under her breath ]
Reign it in, Dad.
[ Clears throat ]
I don't think you notice
all the work I do
around here, and I think
it's about time
you appreciated me.
Oh, really, Richard?
Then why don't we check up
on all this hard work of yours?
Can you please explain
why the grass is so long?
Because the kids haven't
had their breakfast yet.
[ Imitates goat ]
[ Gnawing ]
Huh?
[ Bleats ]
And they're eating
their greens!
Food fight!
[ Laughter ]
See, no plates and no cutlery
means no washing up.
And at least 30% of it
goes in their mouth.
Look at the state of them,
and the tablecloth!
Ah-ah!
Are you insane?!
No.
There's baby shampoo in there
as well as fabric softener,
so their eyes won't sting.
All right, kids,
time to dry off.
[ Rock music plays ]
Oh, and I'd stand back
if I were you.
This also shakes out
the head lice.
Aah! They're all over
the floor.
Not for much longer.
[ Irish music plays ]
[ Music stops ]
And that's the way I do it
every single day.
So it's about time
you appreciated it.
Well, it's the wrong way!
You're a terrible parent,
and this house is disgusting!
I would stamp my feet in anger,
but the floor is so sticky
I can't actually
move any more.
Ridiculous, you could
eat off this floor.
Ah!
[ Grunting ]
Okay, I'll give you
that one.
But you need to appreciate
what I do.
Richard,
you're ridiculous.
The only things with
worse parenting skills
are cuckoos
and stage moms.
Fine, then
I'm going on strike.
I think we'll be fine.
Hmm?
So you were serious about
this strike business?
Yes, I've been
sitting here all day.
And how's that
different from usual?
Apart from not being able
to see the TV.
And what's
with the banner?
It was all they had
in the store.
They didn't have
anything that said
"Fight for your efforts
to be recognized
by some heartless she-beast."
Maybe they were sold out.
And the balloons?
[ Muttering ] I happen
to like balloons.
I'll go ahead and assume
dinner's not ready.
Ha! You won't last
five minutes in there.
Oh, please,
I'm employee of the month.
I can handle anything,
especially an evening
without Nanny McFail.
[ Clicking ]
Hmm, that's weird.
What the...?
[ Gasps ]
Aah!
Oh!
Oh, not bad.
[ Telephone rings ]
Aah!
Hello?
[ Static crackles ]
Gah! Raw chicken.
At least it didn't go in my...
[ Screams ]
[ Gasping ]
[ Grumbles ]
Who rewired the whole house?!
[ Giggling ]
[ Screeches ]
[ Screams ]
[ Laughing ]
Hey, come back here.
Aah!
I said come back here!
[ Laughing maniacally ]
Huh?
No, don't you dare!
That's a precious
family heirloom...
that I haven't got round
to selling online yet.
[ Laughs ]
Aah!
What are you doing
in my house?!
Cuckoo!
Aah!
[ Laughing maniacally ]
[ Dance music playing ]
What are you doing in here?!
[ Record needle scratches ]
[ Gasps ]
Is that my wedding dress?
Get out of my house!
All: [ Mockingly ]
Get out of my house!
[ Laughter ]
I said get out,
or I'll call the cops.
Send more cops!
All: Cops -- yum-yum.
[ Screams ]
What happened in there?
What are those things?
And where
are the kids?
Those things
are our kids
in their natural
unsupervised state.
What --
what have you done?
Nothing --
and that's what happens.
Still think everything
will be fine?
[ Sighs ] Right.
I'll deal with this.
[ Door opens ]
Aah! Oof.
How'd that go?
[ Sighs ] Well, at least
there's nothing left
in the house
for them to destroy.
Oh. I forgot
about the garden.
[ Sighs ] Okay,
let's do it your way.
Uh, Richard.
Uh...just give me a minute.
My face is stuck.
It's not used to pulling a smug
expression for this long.
[ Laughter ]
[ Gasps ]
It's worse than I thought.
They've got the neighbor.
Mr. Robinson?
No, the other one, the one
we don't know the name of.
Oh, it's not so bad then.
What do we do?
Okay, there are
three rules.
One -- stay calm
and do not raise your voice.
It just tells them
they're winning.
Two -- never
turn your back on them.
That's when
they take advantage.
And three -- always carry
a little black plastic bag.
Uh, where did you
get all this from?
Richard, that's for dogs.
Still works.
[ Laughter ]
Stand down.
[ Snarling ]
Blue, blue,
what did I just say?
That's it, Gumball,
you're grounded.
No, no, no! Do that, and they'll
never trust me again.
[ Snarls ]
Back off, back off.
No.
Nicole, the neighbor!
Hi. I'm Nicole Watterson.
I live next door.
Yeah, I got that.
-[ Laughs ]
-Orange, I see you.
Stand down.
Wait a minute.
Where's your sister?
[ Snarls ]
Clever girl.
[ Gasps ]
What are we gonna do?
We're surrounded.
Richard, do something.
[ Laughter ]
Okay, okay, stop.
-Huh?
-I'm not gonna let you
all catapult the neighbor
over the house.
[ Snarling ]
But...
I am gonna let
one of you do it.
-What?
-What?
All: Huh?
I'll let you fight over
which one.
[ Snarling ]
Richard,
how is this helping?
Ah.
Five, four, three, two...
[ Thud ]
[ Snoring ]
You see, the best way
to deal with kids
is to turn them against
each other
until they've
worn themselves out.
Richard, you --
You did it.
Whatever it is
you do, it works.
ah.
[ Giggles ]
What are you doing?
[ Chuckles ] You taste like
flame-grilled chicken.
Excuse me.
Can I go home?
[ Screams ]
[ Telephones ringing ]
Elmore Rainbow Factory.
Yes, of course.
I'll get that order
completed for you today.
Oh, one moment, please.
Elmore Rainbow Factory.
Uh, Nicole,
do you have a moment?
When has anyone on two phones
at once ever had a moment?
Sorry, how can I help you?
It' just that
Mr. Yoshida needs to see you
in his office
immediately.
[ Breathes deeply ]
[ Door opens ]
[ Upbeat music plays ]
♪ I'm employee of the month
♪ That's a fact, fools
♪ Made money and adhered
to my job's rules ♪
♪ Climbed the ladder, did my
work, and kept my desk neat ♪
♪ Haters choking on my
well-planned spreadsheets ♪
♪ No vacations,
and I never took a sick day ♪
♪ If you blink, you'll miss
what goes into my in tray ♪
♪ Took the health and safety
training, didn't have to ♪
♪ Lift the box
with my back straight ♪
♪ Like you're supposed to
♪ I put Jim from accounts
in the corner like a baby ♪
♪ Carol from HR straight
trippin', she can take me ♪
♪ Employee of the month,
so check my white collar ♪
♪ Got a pay rise, fool
♪ Three cents on the dollar
That's great, Mom.
But what does it mean?
It means they really appreciate
all my hard work.
Well, I can do a rap about my
day, too. [ Clears throat ]
♪ Today, I found a fry
under the sofa ♪
♪ And then...
Um...[ Sighs ]
Yeah, Dad, that was
the rap equivalent
of British dental work.
So, Mom, what we talking
in terms of green?
It comes with
an extra $10 a month.
It means we no longer have
to shop at the thrift store
and we can pay off our
credit card bills by February.
This February?
Nope. A February.
Plus, I get this
cool framed photo.
Anais: That says
"Nicole Wertterson."
Okay, it's a typo,
but you get the idea.
Maybe we should put it here
so everyone can see it.
[ Sighs ] I don't see any photos
with my name on them.
Sure, there is.
There's one right over there.
Gumball: "Local Loser
Ruins Baby Shower."
Why did you frame that?
Oh, cool, are we having
pizza to celebrate?
Nope, I'm just letting
people know my good news.
-Hello.
-Hi. Is that Aaron Aaronson?
It's Nicole Watterson.
I know you don't know me,
but I just wanted to let you
know I'm employee of the month.
Bye! Okay, let's see,
the next one is Adam Adamson.
Don't you want to hear
what I did today?
Hi, my name is Nicole Watterson,
and I kick butts.
[ Sighs ]
You okay, Mr. Dad?
I wish someone
appreciated me.
Hey, they do.
Joyful Burger would go out of
business if it wasn't for you.
[ Sighs ]
He means Mom.
Why don't you talk
to her about it?
After all, she's a calm,
reasonable woman.
[ Fireworks explode ]
[ Screams ]
[ Screaming ]
You're right.
I'm gonna march right up
to your mother
and tell her.
Things have to change.
You can't lead a horse to water
without breaking a few eggs.
Judge me not by my thighs,
for the one-eyed man
is worth two in the bush.
If they build it,
I will come.
And if you've got
a problem with that, buddy,
well, then welcome
to the Hotel California!
Dad, what are
you talking about?
I have no idea.
[ Sighs ] He's gonna need
some practice first.
Okay, let's say
this pumpkin is Mom.
Use it to practice
your pitch on her.
Okay.
[ Clears throat ]
Hi, honey,
Uh, I got something to ask you.
Please don't
look at me like that.
[ Gasps ] How could you say that
in front of the children?
[ Gasps ] You swore you
wouldn't bring that up!
It's not that unreasonable
to assume the citizens of Turkey
would be delicious birds.
[ Creaks ]
Aah! Please!
Please don't leave me!
Don't leave me!
Kids, stop the simulation!
It's too real!
Deactivate! Deactivate!
[ Sobbing ]
Well, that could've
gone better.
Dad, where's
the pumpkin?
She left me for
a butternut squash.
[ Groaning ]
Oh, I got to tell you,
it's so refreshing
to go to a store where
"a clean up on aisle 3"
actually means someone's
spilled some food.
Uh, Mom, listen, Dad's got
something he wants to tell you.
Uh, Nicole, honey,
sweetie, light of my life.
[ Under her breath ]
Reign it in, Dad.
[ Clears throat ]
I don't think you notice
all the work I do
around here, and I think
it's about time
you appreciated me.
Oh, really, Richard?
Then why don't we check up
on all this hard work of yours?
Can you please explain
why the grass is so long?
Because the kids haven't
had their breakfast yet.
[ Imitates goat ]
[ Gnawing ]
Huh?
[ Bleats ]
And they're eating
their greens!
Food fight!
[ Laughter ]
See, no plates and no cutlery
means no washing up.
And at least 30% of it
goes in their mouth.
Look at the state of them,
and the tablecloth!
Ah-ah!
Are you insane?!
No.
There's baby shampoo in there
as well as fabric softener,
so their eyes won't sting.
All right, kids,
time to dry off.
[ Rock music plays ]
Oh, and I'd stand back
if I were you.
This also shakes out
the head lice.
Aah! They're all over
the floor.
Not for much longer.
[ Irish music plays ]
[ Music stops ]
And that's the way I do it
every single day.
So it's about time
you appreciated it.
Well, it's the wrong way!
You're a terrible parent,
and this house is disgusting!
I would stamp my feet in anger,
but the floor is so sticky
I can't actually
move any more.
Ridiculous, you could
eat off this floor.
Ah!
[ Grunting ]
Okay, I'll give you
that one.
But you need to appreciate
what I do.
Richard,
you're ridiculous.
The only things with
worse parenting skills
are cuckoos
and stage moms.
Fine, then
I'm going on strike.
I think we'll be fine.
Hmm?
So you were serious about
this strike business?
Yes, I've been
sitting here all day.
And how's that
different from usual?
Apart from not being able
to see the TV.
And what's
with the banner?
It was all they had
in the store.
They didn't have
anything that said
"Fight for your efforts
to be recognized
by some heartless she-beast."
Maybe they were sold out.
And the balloons?
[ Muttering ] I happen
to like balloons.
I'll go ahead and assume
dinner's not ready.
Ha! You won't last
five minutes in there.
Oh, please,
I'm employee of the month.
I can handle anything,
especially an evening
without Nanny McFail.
[ Clicking ]
Hmm, that's weird.
What the...?
[ Gasps ]
Aah!
Oh!
Oh, not bad.
[ Telephone rings ]
Aah!
Hello?
[ Static crackles ]
Gah! Raw chicken.
At least it didn't go in my...
[ Screams ]
[ Gasping ]
[ Grumbles ]
Who rewired the whole house?!
[ Giggling ]
[ Screeches ]
[ Screams ]
[ Laughing ]
Hey, come back here.
Aah!
I said come back here!
[ Laughing maniacally ]
Huh?
No, don't you dare!
That's a precious
family heirloom...
that I haven't got round
to selling online yet.
[ Laughs ]
Aah!
What are you doing
in my house?!
Cuckoo!
Aah!
[ Laughing maniacally ]
[ Dance music playing ]
What are you doing in here?!
[ Record needle scratches ]
[ Gasps ]
Is that my wedding dress?
Get out of my house!
All: [ Mockingly ]
Get out of my house!
[ Laughter ]
I said get out,
or I'll call the cops.
Send more cops!
All: Cops -- yum-yum.
[ Screams ]
What happened in there?
What are those things?
And where
are the kids?
Those things
are our kids
in their natural
unsupervised state.
What --
what have you done?
Nothing --
and that's what happens.
Still think everything
will be fine?
[ Sighs ] Right.
I'll deal with this.
[ Door opens ]
Aah! Oof.
How'd that go?
[ Sighs ] Well, at least
there's nothing left
in the house
for them to destroy.
Oh. I forgot
about the garden.
[ Sighs ] Okay,
let's do it your way.
Uh, Richard.
Uh...just give me a minute.
My face is stuck.
It's not used to pulling a smug
expression for this long.
[ Laughter ]
[ Gasps ]
It's worse than I thought.
They've got the neighbor.
Mr. Robinson?
No, the other one, the one
we don't know the name of.
Oh, it's not so bad then.
What do we do?
Okay, there are
three rules.
One -- stay calm
and do not raise your voice.
It just tells them
they're winning.
Two -- never
turn your back on them.
That's when
they take advantage.
And three -- always carry
a little black plastic bag.
Uh, where did you
get all this from?
Richard, that's for dogs.
Still works.
[ Laughter ]
Stand down.
[ Snarling ]
Blue, blue,
what did I just say?
That's it, Gumball,
you're grounded.
No, no, no! Do that, and they'll
never trust me again.
[ Snarls ]
Back off, back off.
No.
Nicole, the neighbor!
Hi. I'm Nicole Watterson.
I live next door.
Yeah, I got that.
-[ Laughs ]
-Orange, I see you.
Stand down.
Wait a minute.
Where's your sister?
[ Snarls ]
Clever girl.
[ Gasps ]
What are we gonna do?
We're surrounded.
Richard, do something.
[ Laughter ]
Okay, okay, stop.
-Huh?
-I'm not gonna let you
all catapult the neighbor
over the house.
[ Snarling ]
But...
I am gonna let
one of you do it.
-What?
-What?
All: Huh?
I'll let you fight over
which one.
[ Snarling ]
Richard,
how is this helping?
Ah.
Five, four, three, two...
[ Thud ]
[ Snoring ]
You see, the best way
to deal with kids
is to turn them against
each other
until they've
worn themselves out.
Richard, you --
You did it.
Whatever it is
you do, it works.
ah.
[ Giggles ]
What are you doing?
[ Chuckles ] You taste like
flame-grilled chicken.
Excuse me.
Can I go home?
[ Screams ]