The Amazing World of Gumball (2011–…): Season 5, Episode 30 - The Heist - full transcript
Mr. Dad wears his motorbike helmet into a bank and faces the consequences.
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
And the
interconnecting strands
won't lose
their elasticity.
And that's how you make
a homemade hairnet.
Yeah, that's great, Dad.
But what we asked was, "Why are
you wearing that helmet?"
Oh, sorry,
I can't hear you that well.
I'm wearing a helmet.
You're probably wondering why.
You see, your mother
sent me to buy myself some
exercise equipment, and I was
going to get an exercise bike,
but I thought I'd need
a helmet first.
For an exercise bike?
No, for the exercise bike.
I tried this one on,
and guess what?
It was too small and you
couldn't take it off, so you had
to buy it, or they wouldn't
let you leave the store?
No. It was too small
so I couldn't take it off,
and I had to buy it, or they
wouldn't let me leave the store.
Huh?
Ah!
What are you doing there?
Sorry, that was getting
really annoying.
Hmm.
So I can't hear very well,
and I have extremely
limited peripheral vision.
Do you kids want to hop in
the car and go for a drive?
Absolutely not.
Great!
Let's go grab some lunch!
Mind the Steps!
Shouldn't we do
something about that?
And the trash!
Hmm, you're right.
There.
Now we can hear the TV again.
Hmm.
It's so quiet today.
Hardly any traffic on the roads.
Shame about all
these potholes, though.
A parking spot right
outside Joyful Burger!
You kids wait here.
I'll get lunch.
For the last time, Bill,
this is a bank
not a dating agency.
Oh.
Oh, my gosh,
this is really happening!
Remember what they
told us, Larry...
Employees can be replaced,
money can't!
Oh, forget the training!
We're being robbed!
We're being Robbed!
Hmm.
Must be someone's birthday.
Everybody throw
your hands in the air!
Okay.
You have a choice to make.
Ah, heck, let's just make this
easy on both of us.
I'll take everything
you've got.
Uh, how do
you want that, sir?
Uh, just in the normal
brown bags is fine.
Don't be a hero, Larry!
I'm not being a hero!
Just give him what he wants,
Larry, don't be hero!
I'm not!
Okay, sir,
that's everything.
Pleasure doing business
with you, gentlemen.
Don't do it, Larry!
Don't press the alarm!
Don't be a hero!
What is your problem!?
What do you think you're doing?!
Oh, yeah, that reminds me.
We need to settle up.
No, no, no!
Please don't!
Okay!
What a great day.
We got a free lunch,
roads are all quiet.
Even you two are behaving
yourselves.
So even though Larry is
screaming like a baby,
I managed to keep a cool head.
I said to the robber, "If you're
going to hurt these citizens,
you're going to have
to come through me first."
Wow, so brave.
I'm gonna make sure the mayor
gives you a medal for this.
Uh, that's not actually
what hap...
Hey, we're gonna get to your
cowardly ramblings in a second.
Don't let this man
bother you, sir.
Please, continue.
Then Larry handed over all
the money and the guy ran off.
If you ask me, Larry was
a bit too cooperative.
So you think this was
an inside job?
Ah, what do I know?
I'm just a hero.
I've heard enough.
Arrest this man!
Case closed!
Uh, Chief, we don't
have the money.
Or the man who took it.
I'm reopening the case.
Okay, boys, I want roadblocks
here, here, and here.
You do realize
that's a map of Paris.
Like I said, we think he's gonna
skip the country,
most likely to Paris.
Beautiful city, Chief...
City of Love.
Why aren't you out there
catching this guy?!
Sir, please, don't make us give
you another full body search.
Uh, Chief?
Take a look at the TV.
If its that video of the owl
riding the llama, I've seen it.
No, that.
And now a breaking story.
A bank robber
is making his getaway.
Normally, we would call it
a high-speed police chase,
but the police haven't really
started following him yet.
So at the moment, it's more
of a leisurely drive.
Can you guys believe
what's on TV?
I know!
That owl is riding a llama!
What a time
to be alive.
No, you butt-clowns.
On Channel 6.
Cool! Cool!
Oh, I love these things!
Sometimes they get out and run.
It's like, "Dude,
what are you doing?!"
You're in a car!
That's our car!
The bank robber
must have stolen it!
Oh, I hope
Richard's okay!
Uh, Mom,
that's Dad driving it.
I'll kill him!
Yes, sir, no one
is gonna get through
a roadblock like this.
Why not build
the actual roadblock?!
What would be the point
in spending
all that taxpayer money
building the model
if we're not
even going to use it?
Then I'm not going
to pay my taxes.
Really?
Boys!
To give the illusion
of varied coverage,
let's go to our man
in the street
and get his eyewitness report.
Mike?
Well, I'm at ground level, so I
can't really see anything.
Uh, back to the chopper.
And we've lost him.
You'll never believe
what happened!
I got us a free lunch!
No, Richard,
you robbed a bank!
Mom, he can't hear
with that thing on.
It's all over the news!
It's on every channel!
Really, for free burgers?
Slow news day.
Richard, you didn't go
to Joyful Burger.
You went to the bank,
and you stole $2 million.
Oh, my gosh!
We have no lunch!
We gotta return that money.
But we're gonna need
to be clever about it.
Taxi!
Why didn't we use
a suitcase like that?
This is all we had.
Besides, I don't want
to give away a nice one.
Richard, just go!
Ah.
One thing.
Good luck.
It feels good
to do the right thing, Mom.
I mean sure, that $2 million
could have paid off the house,
our debt, and let you take
an early retirement, but...
Somebody, stop him!
Bring him down, bring him down!
Stop that man!
- Oh, hi, Mr. Watterson!
- Hi.
I mean, hi.
Say, I'd love
to stay and chat,
but we're on the trail
of a bank robber.
Oh, yeah.
I heard about that, ha.
Maybe it was an accident?
Accidental bank robbery?
That actually carries
a higher jail time than
regular bank robberies.
Hey, Earl, what we looking at
for accidental?
Life... at least.
And that's too good
for 'em, if you ask me!
Am I right, fellas?!
- Yeah, yeah, you're right!
- The worst!
- I know, right?
- Don't even get me started!
Anyway, what brings you here?
We need another plan.
Uh, excuse me.
So sorry to interrupt.
Uh, you forgot your...
Here you go.
Okay, well, uh...
enjoy your alleyway.
All right, here's the plan.
We do a heist.
- Huh?!
- But in reverse.
It's a normal day at the bank,
and a mailman brings
a mysterious package.
He takes it to an unsuspecting
Larry at the counter,
who signs for it and reads
instructions telling him
not to open it until
Christmas.
Naturally, Larry would want
to keep the box safe.
And where is safer
than the bank's vault?
At the end of the day,
when everyone has left,
I make my move.
I make my way to
the safety deposit boxes,
avoiding the high-tech state-
of-the-art security system.
All I have to do is put
the money back.
I put the money back...
Really?
I put the money back...
in our account.
We purchase first-class
one-way tickets to Martinique
and spend the rest of our lives
living in sunshine
and total luxury!
Mom!
Mom!
Mom!
Should have seen
that coming.
Ooh, ooh!
I've got one!
It's the dead of night,
and I've got the cash.
I go to an ATM, but instead
of taking money out,
I put the money in.
Hold your horses,
bucky-o.
I've been eyeballing you
cramming that there money box
full of Benjamins for
the last three days.
It's a first-class ticket
to the birdhouse for you.
Kapoosh?
- Birdhouse?
- Bucky-o?
Kapoosh?!
What?
That's how cops talk!
No one speaks like that
in this or any other branch
of reality, kapoosh?
Agh!
Okay, here's what we do.
We put the money back
from inside.
You see, the bank accepts
one internship every year.
I study to take
the financial services exam
and pass
with distinction.
Working weekends
and taking every hour
of overtime available,
I work my way up from
intern to assistant manager,
assistant manager
to manager,
and from manager
to regional manager.
All I need to do then
is deposit a dollar a day
into the bank's central account
as an aggregated
transactional fee every day,
thus returning the money.
One single dollar
every single day.
Practically undetectable.
Wait, giving back
$2 million one day at a time?
Wouldn't you have to work there
for like...
two m-mi-million days?
Oh, yeah.
No, wait...
I've got it!
Just before
the police catch me,
I manage to bury the money
somewhere no one will find it.
And so I know where it is,
I leave myself a subtle clue.
After being apprehended,
I'm sentenced
to 20 years in
the state penitentiary.
But I have a plan!
I'm going to tunnel
my way out.
Unfortunately, all they had in
the canteen was plastic forks.
It took me 20 years,
but I was out.
Then all I have to do
is collect the money.
What the...
Hey?
What's going on?!
Oh, Richard darling!
Mwah! Mwah!
How lovely to see you.
Did you spend
all the money?
Well, it seemed rather
a shame not to.
Yes, Papa, it wasn't even
earning interest.
Wait, how did you know
where I hid it?
We're watching
your flash-forward.
Oh, come on!
That doesn't seem fair!
You did rob a bank.
Hmph!
Darwin,
do you have an idea?
Darwin?
I did it!
I just dropped the money
back in the bank.
Problem solved!
We did it!
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Uh, you guys are gonna
have to clear the area.
We just found a suspicious
package in the bank!
But don't worry, we're going
to do a controlled explosion!
Well, we tried.
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
And the
interconnecting strands
won't lose
their elasticity.
And that's how you make
a homemade hairnet.
Yeah, that's great, Dad.
But what we asked was, "Why are
you wearing that helmet?"
Oh, sorry,
I can't hear you that well.
I'm wearing a helmet.
You're probably wondering why.
You see, your mother
sent me to buy myself some
exercise equipment, and I was
going to get an exercise bike,
but I thought I'd need
a helmet first.
For an exercise bike?
No, for the exercise bike.
I tried this one on,
and guess what?
It was too small and you
couldn't take it off, so you had
to buy it, or they wouldn't
let you leave the store?
No. It was too small
so I couldn't take it off,
and I had to buy it, or they
wouldn't let me leave the store.
Huh?
Ah!
What are you doing there?
Sorry, that was getting
really annoying.
Hmm.
So I can't hear very well,
and I have extremely
limited peripheral vision.
Do you kids want to hop in
the car and go for a drive?
Absolutely not.
Great!
Let's go grab some lunch!
Mind the Steps!
Shouldn't we do
something about that?
And the trash!
Hmm, you're right.
There.
Now we can hear the TV again.
Hmm.
It's so quiet today.
Hardly any traffic on the roads.
Shame about all
these potholes, though.
A parking spot right
outside Joyful Burger!
You kids wait here.
I'll get lunch.
For the last time, Bill,
this is a bank
not a dating agency.
Oh.
Oh, my gosh,
this is really happening!
Remember what they
told us, Larry...
Employees can be replaced,
money can't!
Oh, forget the training!
We're being robbed!
We're being Robbed!
Hmm.
Must be someone's birthday.
Everybody throw
your hands in the air!
Okay.
You have a choice to make.
Ah, heck, let's just make this
easy on both of us.
I'll take everything
you've got.
Uh, how do
you want that, sir?
Uh, just in the normal
brown bags is fine.
Don't be a hero, Larry!
I'm not being a hero!
Just give him what he wants,
Larry, don't be hero!
I'm not!
Okay, sir,
that's everything.
Pleasure doing business
with you, gentlemen.
Don't do it, Larry!
Don't press the alarm!
Don't be a hero!
What is your problem!?
What do you think you're doing?!
Oh, yeah, that reminds me.
We need to settle up.
No, no, no!
Please don't!
Okay!
What a great day.
We got a free lunch,
roads are all quiet.
Even you two are behaving
yourselves.
So even though Larry is
screaming like a baby,
I managed to keep a cool head.
I said to the robber, "If you're
going to hurt these citizens,
you're going to have
to come through me first."
Wow, so brave.
I'm gonna make sure the mayor
gives you a medal for this.
Uh, that's not actually
what hap...
Hey, we're gonna get to your
cowardly ramblings in a second.
Don't let this man
bother you, sir.
Please, continue.
Then Larry handed over all
the money and the guy ran off.
If you ask me, Larry was
a bit too cooperative.
So you think this was
an inside job?
Ah, what do I know?
I'm just a hero.
I've heard enough.
Arrest this man!
Case closed!
Uh, Chief, we don't
have the money.
Or the man who took it.
I'm reopening the case.
Okay, boys, I want roadblocks
here, here, and here.
You do realize
that's a map of Paris.
Like I said, we think he's gonna
skip the country,
most likely to Paris.
Beautiful city, Chief...
City of Love.
Why aren't you out there
catching this guy?!
Sir, please, don't make us give
you another full body search.
Uh, Chief?
Take a look at the TV.
If its that video of the owl
riding the llama, I've seen it.
No, that.
And now a breaking story.
A bank robber
is making his getaway.
Normally, we would call it
a high-speed police chase,
but the police haven't really
started following him yet.
So at the moment, it's more
of a leisurely drive.
Can you guys believe
what's on TV?
I know!
That owl is riding a llama!
What a time
to be alive.
No, you butt-clowns.
On Channel 6.
Cool! Cool!
Oh, I love these things!
Sometimes they get out and run.
It's like, "Dude,
what are you doing?!"
You're in a car!
That's our car!
The bank robber
must have stolen it!
Oh, I hope
Richard's okay!
Uh, Mom,
that's Dad driving it.
I'll kill him!
Yes, sir, no one
is gonna get through
a roadblock like this.
Why not build
the actual roadblock?!
What would be the point
in spending
all that taxpayer money
building the model
if we're not
even going to use it?
Then I'm not going
to pay my taxes.
Really?
Boys!
To give the illusion
of varied coverage,
let's go to our man
in the street
and get his eyewitness report.
Mike?
Well, I'm at ground level, so I
can't really see anything.
Uh, back to the chopper.
And we've lost him.
You'll never believe
what happened!
I got us a free lunch!
No, Richard,
you robbed a bank!
Mom, he can't hear
with that thing on.
It's all over the news!
It's on every channel!
Really, for free burgers?
Slow news day.
Richard, you didn't go
to Joyful Burger.
You went to the bank,
and you stole $2 million.
Oh, my gosh!
We have no lunch!
We gotta return that money.
But we're gonna need
to be clever about it.
Taxi!
Why didn't we use
a suitcase like that?
This is all we had.
Besides, I don't want
to give away a nice one.
Richard, just go!
Ah.
One thing.
Good luck.
It feels good
to do the right thing, Mom.
I mean sure, that $2 million
could have paid off the house,
our debt, and let you take
an early retirement, but...
Somebody, stop him!
Bring him down, bring him down!
Stop that man!
- Oh, hi, Mr. Watterson!
- Hi.
I mean, hi.
Say, I'd love
to stay and chat,
but we're on the trail
of a bank robber.
Oh, yeah.
I heard about that, ha.
Maybe it was an accident?
Accidental bank robbery?
That actually carries
a higher jail time than
regular bank robberies.
Hey, Earl, what we looking at
for accidental?
Life... at least.
And that's too good
for 'em, if you ask me!
Am I right, fellas?!
- Yeah, yeah, you're right!
- The worst!
- I know, right?
- Don't even get me started!
Anyway, what brings you here?
We need another plan.
Uh, excuse me.
So sorry to interrupt.
Uh, you forgot your...
Here you go.
Okay, well, uh...
enjoy your alleyway.
All right, here's the plan.
We do a heist.
- Huh?!
- But in reverse.
It's a normal day at the bank,
and a mailman brings
a mysterious package.
He takes it to an unsuspecting
Larry at the counter,
who signs for it and reads
instructions telling him
not to open it until
Christmas.
Naturally, Larry would want
to keep the box safe.
And where is safer
than the bank's vault?
At the end of the day,
when everyone has left,
I make my move.
I make my way to
the safety deposit boxes,
avoiding the high-tech state-
of-the-art security system.
All I have to do is put
the money back.
I put the money back...
Really?
I put the money back...
in our account.
We purchase first-class
one-way tickets to Martinique
and spend the rest of our lives
living in sunshine
and total luxury!
Mom!
Mom!
Mom!
Should have seen
that coming.
Ooh, ooh!
I've got one!
It's the dead of night,
and I've got the cash.
I go to an ATM, but instead
of taking money out,
I put the money in.
Hold your horses,
bucky-o.
I've been eyeballing you
cramming that there money box
full of Benjamins for
the last three days.
It's a first-class ticket
to the birdhouse for you.
Kapoosh?
- Birdhouse?
- Bucky-o?
Kapoosh?!
What?
That's how cops talk!
No one speaks like that
in this or any other branch
of reality, kapoosh?
Agh!
Okay, here's what we do.
We put the money back
from inside.
You see, the bank accepts
one internship every year.
I study to take
the financial services exam
and pass
with distinction.
Working weekends
and taking every hour
of overtime available,
I work my way up from
intern to assistant manager,
assistant manager
to manager,
and from manager
to regional manager.
All I need to do then
is deposit a dollar a day
into the bank's central account
as an aggregated
transactional fee every day,
thus returning the money.
One single dollar
every single day.
Practically undetectable.
Wait, giving back
$2 million one day at a time?
Wouldn't you have to work there
for like...
two m-mi-million days?
Oh, yeah.
No, wait...
I've got it!
Just before
the police catch me,
I manage to bury the money
somewhere no one will find it.
And so I know where it is,
I leave myself a subtle clue.
After being apprehended,
I'm sentenced
to 20 years in
the state penitentiary.
But I have a plan!
I'm going to tunnel
my way out.
Unfortunately, all they had in
the canteen was plastic forks.
It took me 20 years,
but I was out.
Then all I have to do
is collect the money.
What the...
Hey?
What's going on?!
Oh, Richard darling!
Mwah! Mwah!
How lovely to see you.
Did you spend
all the money?
Well, it seemed rather
a shame not to.
Yes, Papa, it wasn't even
earning interest.
Wait, how did you know
where I hid it?
We're watching
your flash-forward.
Oh, come on!
That doesn't seem fair!
You did rob a bank.
Hmph!
Darwin,
do you have an idea?
Darwin?
I did it!
I just dropped the money
back in the bank.
Problem solved!
We did it!
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Uh, you guys are gonna
have to clear the area.
We just found a suspicious
package in the bank!
But don't worry, we're going
to do a controlled explosion!
Well, we tried.
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan