The Amazing World of Gumball (2011–…): Season 5, Episode 29 - The Weirdo - full transcript
The boys help Sussie act less weird after bullies make fun of her.
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
Uh...
[ ROBOTIC CHATTER ]
[ AIR HISSES ]
[ COUGHS ]
[ SQUISHING ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
Here.
A present for you.
What is it?
It's a map of an egg.
Uh... huh.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
Thanks?
What was that?
I don't know.
What is this?
[ CROAKS ]
Why does Sussie always
give everyone such lame gifts?
Yeah!
And where's my lame gift?
I demand
dissatisfaction!
[ GASPS ]
Here she comes.
Ah!
[ SQUISH ]
What the...
What is that?
Mayonnaise.
Why?
It's very precious.
You can
moisturize your elbows with it
or write with it
or feed it to a car.
Oh... kay, so you just
keep mayonnaise
in all your pockets?
[ LAUGHS ]
Don't be silly.
Sussie not crazy,
she keeps different sauces
in different pockets.
This one's for mustard.
This one's for ketchup.
And this one's for toothpaste!
Sussie,
toothpaste is not a sauce.
Yes, it is. It's tooth sauce!
That's why it tastes like mint.
Sussie got present
for you, too.
What is it?
It's a crumpled green picture
of an old man.
I'll pass.
Okay.
♪
Uh! [ SIGHS ]
Oh, don't be sad.
You can have
my dancing raisin.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ GASPS ]
[ SCREAMS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
You are
dancing together.
Sussie happy you happy.
[ SCREAMS ]
[ GROANS ]
Ah, he kissed you.
He must like you.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
♪
Oh, don't they like
Sussie presents?
Come on, guys.
Make a little effort
to spare her feelings.
Do it
on the down low.
[ CHIRPS ]
There,
that's more like it.
[ WHISPERING ] Dude.
[ SIGHS ]
Well-played,
well-played.
[ FROG CROAKS ]
Uh... ah!
[ GRUNTS ]
Uh, yeah,
that's good, too, I guess.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
[ SUSSIE GURGLING ]
Hey, weirdo,
I've got a present for you.
Yeah!
Ah!
Aah!
[ CHEWS LOUDLY ]
[ BUBBLE POPS ]
Thank you.
[ LAUGHTER ]
All right,
I'ma fight these punks!
[ GRUNTS ]
What,
Greco-Roman style?
Maybe that isn't
the solution.
So what
do you suggest?
Perhaps Sussie's
making herself a target
by being so... weird.
Hmm. I see.
So you're saying we poison
the town water supply with lead
until everyone
becomes as weird as her.
I meant
we help her fit in better.
And then
poison the water!
Two really good plans.
One is great,
the other one's really good.
There's no way
to choose between them.
Okay, fine,
we'll help her fit in.
But where
should we start?
Let's just observe
a normal day in her life.
♪ Hey, there's Sussie ♪
♪ Sleepyhead ♪
♪ Rise and shine ♪
♪ Get out of bed ♪
♪ Fix your face
and clean your teeth ♪
♪ Beauty comes from underneath ♪
♪ Hey, there's Sussie ♪
♪ The world is waiting ♪
♪ The world is waiting ♪
♪ The world is waiting ♪
♪ The world is waiting ♪
♪ The world is waiting ♪
♪ And everything
is fascinating ♪
[ GRUNTS ]
♪ Hey, there's Sussie ♪
♪ Give us a grin ♪
♪ And take the whole world
on the chin ♪
♪ Get out that door
and go and seize the day ♪
♪ The world's a playground,
time to play ♪
♪ Nothing can stop
this happy girl ♪
♪ Apart from bending
or giving a twirl ♪
♪ Hey, there's Sussie ♪
[ CAT MEOWS ]
♪ It'll turn out right ♪
♪ She's not fussy ♪
♪ She's not uptight ♪
♪ Wears chicken skin as a hat ♪
♪ It goes well
with her meat cravat ♪
♪ She'll eat
a pack of scented candles ♪
♪ She's not afraid
to lick door handles ♪
♪ She might bathe
in rancid root ♪
♪ Or even toot into a... ♪
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
I think we've seen enough.
Thank you.
Definitely time for phase two.
SUSSIE: ♪ Hold on, Gumball,
what's phase two? ♪
♪ The part
where you stop being you ♪
GUMBALL: First, we need
to redefine your identity,
but it's kind of hard
to do that
without even knowing
exactly what you are.
I mean,
no offense,
but you do look like the result
of some novelty app.
How did something like...
that happen?
Well,
once upon a time,
there lived a Mommy chin
and a Daddy chin,
and Daddy
fed Mommy so much food
that she ended up
with a double chin.
And the double chin
got bigger and bigger,
so she went
to the doctor,
and the doctor said,
"That's not a double chin..."
[ GASPS ]
That's Sussie!
SUSSIE:
No, he was wrong.
It was a double chin.
We got a second opinion.
But three years later,
Mommy chin laid an egg.
And that's
where Sussie came from.
No, it was just because
she ate an egg.
But two years before that,
Mommy chin put a magic bean
inside Daddy chin's mouth
and his belly started to grow,
and then a voice came
from inside it and it said...
[ AS SUSSIE ]
"It's me, Sussie."
No, it was more like pbht!
[ SIGHS ]
And then seven years later,
Sussie born!
[ CHUCKLES ]
All right, whatever.
What we mean is you'll
fit in more if you change.
Not fit in totally...
That's just
[CHUCKLES] not gonna happen,
but it'll be,
you know,
like having a lip piercing
instead of a face tattoo.
Or more like a funny story
instead of national news.
Yeah, exactly.
More "a little freaky"
than "a little freak show."
[ SIGHS ]
Let's start
with the look.
Hmm.
I'm not quite sure
that accentuating
her jaw line helped.
Looks like
a meat pyramid.
Uh, maybe she needs
some hair.
Eh.
Looks like her hair is trying
to escape from her face.
Ah!
The teeth!
It's the teeth
that's the problem.
[ BOING! SPLAT! ]
And the nose.
[ POP! ]
She needs a nose.
And a neck.
[ SPROING! POP! ]
Ooh, and eyebrows.
[ CREAK! ]
There.
Um...
♪
Ugh, you know,
sometimes less is more.
Okay, uh,
let me try something.
Yeah,
that's better.
[ POP! ]
Mm, why Gumball, Darwin
try change Sussie?
[ SIGHS ]
You know,
people aren't always nice.
The world
can be harsh.
It can be confusing,
heartless, and cruel.
It can turn on anything
that is different,
that goes against
the norm.
Yeah, and [SIGHS] I don't want
to hurt your feelings.
So I'll put this
in the most delicate way I can.
You know the story
of "The Ugly Duckling"?
It becomes beautiful!
Exactly.
But in that story,
you'd be the mutant bog creature
that eats the swan,
makes all the children cry,
and eventually gets hunted down
and torched by the townsfolk.
[ SIGHS ]
No, but wait,
that came out wrong.
Ah?
I meant
screeching flesh pile,
not mutant bog creature.
Mm.
Sussie understand.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
[ BOTH SIGH ]
Uh, I don't think we deserve
another present.
Just put them on.
Why?
So you can see
what Sussie sees.
BOTH: Mm?
ALL: Ahh!
♪ You think I'm a weirdo,
but look out your window ♪
♪ It's my decision
to make the world my vision ♪
♪ When I walk down the street ♪
♪ Everything looks quite sweet ♪
♪ I think might pass on
eating from this guy's grass ♪
♪ Aren't you scared
of the germs? ♪
♪ This is
how you get worms ♪
♪ Anything can be food
if you're in the right mood ♪
♪ 'Cause I am free ♪
♪ It's the key, doesn't matter
what people think of me ♪
♪ I pick things up
from the ground ♪
♪ Keep everything that I found ♪
♪ What will you do
with this trash? ♪
♪ It's gonna give you
a rash ♪
♪ I offer it to my friends ♪
♪ So they can see life
through my lens ♪
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ My laugh is not gracious,
but it is contagious ♪
♪ It's important to share
all the joy you have spare ♪
♪ 'Cause I am free ♪
♪ It's the key, doesn't matter
what people think of me ♪
♪ So I brush my teeth with goo ♪
♪ I drink my soup from a shoe ♪
♪ I keep mayo in my pocket ♪
♪ Turn a snake into a puppet ♪
♪ Toot to a solo flute ♪
♪ I like to sing in the nude ♪
♪ But only
at the shopping center ♪
♪ The acoustics
are much better ♪
♪ Plant a sausage in the ground
so that a new pig comes around ♪
Hey! What do you call a chin
with two butts?
Um...
Butty McButt Chin?
Wait,
I was... I was gonna say names,
but it doesn't work if...
Ah, never mind.
Insult them!
Hey, look, it's Tweedledum,
Tweedledee, and Tweedle Dirt.
You look like
the underside of a stingray.
If you losers
were a movie,
it'd be called "The Ugly,
the Ugly, and the Ugly."
Next time
your parents drop you,
try to land on your face...
Might be an improvement.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Give me your wallet.
What the...?
What is wrong with you?
Why'd you do that?
♪ 'Cause I am free ♪
♪ It's the key, doesn't matter
what people think of me ♪
[ SCREAMING ]
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
Uh...
[ ROBOTIC CHATTER ]
[ AIR HISSES ]
[ COUGHS ]
[ SQUISHING ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
Here.
A present for you.
What is it?
It's a map of an egg.
Uh... huh.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
Thanks?
What was that?
I don't know.
What is this?
[ CROAKS ]
Why does Sussie always
give everyone such lame gifts?
Yeah!
And where's my lame gift?
I demand
dissatisfaction!
[ GASPS ]
Here she comes.
Ah!
[ SQUISH ]
What the...
What is that?
Mayonnaise.
Why?
It's very precious.
You can
moisturize your elbows with it
or write with it
or feed it to a car.
Oh... kay, so you just
keep mayonnaise
in all your pockets?
[ LAUGHS ]
Don't be silly.
Sussie not crazy,
she keeps different sauces
in different pockets.
This one's for mustard.
This one's for ketchup.
And this one's for toothpaste!
Sussie,
toothpaste is not a sauce.
Yes, it is. It's tooth sauce!
That's why it tastes like mint.
Sussie got present
for you, too.
What is it?
It's a crumpled green picture
of an old man.
I'll pass.
Okay.
♪
Uh! [ SIGHS ]
Oh, don't be sad.
You can have
my dancing raisin.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ GASPS ]
[ SCREAMS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
You are
dancing together.
Sussie happy you happy.
[ SCREAMS ]
[ GROANS ]
Ah, he kissed you.
He must like you.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
♪
Oh, don't they like
Sussie presents?
Come on, guys.
Make a little effort
to spare her feelings.
Do it
on the down low.
[ CHIRPS ]
There,
that's more like it.
[ WHISPERING ] Dude.
[ SIGHS ]
Well-played,
well-played.
[ FROG CROAKS ]
Uh... ah!
[ GRUNTS ]
Uh, yeah,
that's good, too, I guess.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
[ SUSSIE GURGLING ]
Hey, weirdo,
I've got a present for you.
Yeah!
Ah!
Aah!
[ CHEWS LOUDLY ]
[ BUBBLE POPS ]
Thank you.
[ LAUGHTER ]
All right,
I'ma fight these punks!
[ GRUNTS ]
What,
Greco-Roman style?
Maybe that isn't
the solution.
So what
do you suggest?
Perhaps Sussie's
making herself a target
by being so... weird.
Hmm. I see.
So you're saying we poison
the town water supply with lead
until everyone
becomes as weird as her.
I meant
we help her fit in better.
And then
poison the water!
Two really good plans.
One is great,
the other one's really good.
There's no way
to choose between them.
Okay, fine,
we'll help her fit in.
But where
should we start?
Let's just observe
a normal day in her life.
♪ Hey, there's Sussie ♪
♪ Sleepyhead ♪
♪ Rise and shine ♪
♪ Get out of bed ♪
♪ Fix your face
and clean your teeth ♪
♪ Beauty comes from underneath ♪
♪ Hey, there's Sussie ♪
♪ The world is waiting ♪
♪ The world is waiting ♪
♪ The world is waiting ♪
♪ The world is waiting ♪
♪ The world is waiting ♪
♪ And everything
is fascinating ♪
[ GRUNTS ]
♪ Hey, there's Sussie ♪
♪ Give us a grin ♪
♪ And take the whole world
on the chin ♪
♪ Get out that door
and go and seize the day ♪
♪ The world's a playground,
time to play ♪
♪ Nothing can stop
this happy girl ♪
♪ Apart from bending
or giving a twirl ♪
♪ Hey, there's Sussie ♪
[ CAT MEOWS ]
♪ It'll turn out right ♪
♪ She's not fussy ♪
♪ She's not uptight ♪
♪ Wears chicken skin as a hat ♪
♪ It goes well
with her meat cravat ♪
♪ She'll eat
a pack of scented candles ♪
♪ She's not afraid
to lick door handles ♪
♪ She might bathe
in rancid root ♪
♪ Or even toot into a... ♪
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
I think we've seen enough.
Thank you.
Definitely time for phase two.
SUSSIE: ♪ Hold on, Gumball,
what's phase two? ♪
♪ The part
where you stop being you ♪
GUMBALL: First, we need
to redefine your identity,
but it's kind of hard
to do that
without even knowing
exactly what you are.
I mean,
no offense,
but you do look like the result
of some novelty app.
How did something like...
that happen?
Well,
once upon a time,
there lived a Mommy chin
and a Daddy chin,
and Daddy
fed Mommy so much food
that she ended up
with a double chin.
And the double chin
got bigger and bigger,
so she went
to the doctor,
and the doctor said,
"That's not a double chin..."
[ GASPS ]
That's Sussie!
SUSSIE:
No, he was wrong.
It was a double chin.
We got a second opinion.
But three years later,
Mommy chin laid an egg.
And that's
where Sussie came from.
No, it was just because
she ate an egg.
But two years before that,
Mommy chin put a magic bean
inside Daddy chin's mouth
and his belly started to grow,
and then a voice came
from inside it and it said...
[ AS SUSSIE ]
"It's me, Sussie."
No, it was more like pbht!
[ SIGHS ]
And then seven years later,
Sussie born!
[ CHUCKLES ]
All right, whatever.
What we mean is you'll
fit in more if you change.
Not fit in totally...
That's just
[CHUCKLES] not gonna happen,
but it'll be,
you know,
like having a lip piercing
instead of a face tattoo.
Or more like a funny story
instead of national news.
Yeah, exactly.
More "a little freaky"
than "a little freak show."
[ SIGHS ]
Let's start
with the look.
Hmm.
I'm not quite sure
that accentuating
her jaw line helped.
Looks like
a meat pyramid.
Uh, maybe she needs
some hair.
Eh.
Looks like her hair is trying
to escape from her face.
Ah!
The teeth!
It's the teeth
that's the problem.
[ BOING! SPLAT! ]
And the nose.
[ POP! ]
She needs a nose.
And a neck.
[ SPROING! POP! ]
Ooh, and eyebrows.
[ CREAK! ]
There.
Um...
♪
Ugh, you know,
sometimes less is more.
Okay, uh,
let me try something.
Yeah,
that's better.
[ POP! ]
Mm, why Gumball, Darwin
try change Sussie?
[ SIGHS ]
You know,
people aren't always nice.
The world
can be harsh.
It can be confusing,
heartless, and cruel.
It can turn on anything
that is different,
that goes against
the norm.
Yeah, and [SIGHS] I don't want
to hurt your feelings.
So I'll put this
in the most delicate way I can.
You know the story
of "The Ugly Duckling"?
It becomes beautiful!
Exactly.
But in that story,
you'd be the mutant bog creature
that eats the swan,
makes all the children cry,
and eventually gets hunted down
and torched by the townsfolk.
[ SIGHS ]
No, but wait,
that came out wrong.
Ah?
I meant
screeching flesh pile,
not mutant bog creature.
Mm.
Sussie understand.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
[ BOTH SIGH ]
Uh, I don't think we deserve
another present.
Just put them on.
Why?
So you can see
what Sussie sees.
BOTH: Mm?
ALL: Ahh!
♪ You think I'm a weirdo,
but look out your window ♪
♪ It's my decision
to make the world my vision ♪
♪ When I walk down the street ♪
♪ Everything looks quite sweet ♪
♪ I think might pass on
eating from this guy's grass ♪
♪ Aren't you scared
of the germs? ♪
♪ This is
how you get worms ♪
♪ Anything can be food
if you're in the right mood ♪
♪ 'Cause I am free ♪
♪ It's the key, doesn't matter
what people think of me ♪
♪ I pick things up
from the ground ♪
♪ Keep everything that I found ♪
♪ What will you do
with this trash? ♪
♪ It's gonna give you
a rash ♪
♪ I offer it to my friends ♪
♪ So they can see life
through my lens ♪
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ My laugh is not gracious,
but it is contagious ♪
♪ It's important to share
all the joy you have spare ♪
♪ 'Cause I am free ♪
♪ It's the key, doesn't matter
what people think of me ♪
♪ So I brush my teeth with goo ♪
♪ I drink my soup from a shoe ♪
♪ I keep mayo in my pocket ♪
♪ Turn a snake into a puppet ♪
♪ Toot to a solo flute ♪
♪ I like to sing in the nude ♪
♪ But only
at the shopping center ♪
♪ The acoustics
are much better ♪
♪ Plant a sausage in the ground
so that a new pig comes around ♪
Hey! What do you call a chin
with two butts?
Um...
Butty McButt Chin?
Wait,
I was... I was gonna say names,
but it doesn't work if...
Ah, never mind.
Insult them!
Hey, look, it's Tweedledum,
Tweedledee, and Tweedle Dirt.
You look like
the underside of a stingray.
If you losers
were a movie,
it'd be called "The Ugly,
the Ugly, and the Ugly."
Next time
your parents drop you,
try to land on your face...
Might be an improvement.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Give me your wallet.
What the...?
What is wrong with you?
Why'd you do that?
♪ 'Cause I am free ♪
♪ It's the key, doesn't matter
what people think of me ♪
[ SCREAMING ]
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan