The Amazing World of Gumball (2011–…): Season 5, Episode 28 - The Uncle - full transcript
Gumball wants to meet his friend Ocho's famous uncle.
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
[ PANTING ]
You're late, too?!
Yeah, the alarm clock
went back to sleep mode,
and I didn't have the heart
to wake it up. You?
My alarm clock
didn't dare wake me up,
not after what I did
to the last one!
Right, uh, well,
see you at school!
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
[ GASPS ]
How did you get here first?
Yeah, my Uncle Mario
gave me a lift.
[ LAUGHS ]
What, in his go kart?
No, he only races at
the weekend. During the week,
he's too busy
with his plumbing business.
[ LAUGHS ]
Wait, is he scared of ghosts,
by any chance?
Yeah.
And he likes stars,
dinosaurs, and princesses.
Mm.
And he's your uncle.
Yeah. So?
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
Marry me!
Called it.
Guess I owe you
20 bucks.
No, okay, I get it.
I'm moving too fast.
I meant adopt me.
What?
Date! Uh, should we
d-date first?
You mean
you want to be friends?
Best friends!
Uh, okay...
The rest
will follow naturally.
Gumball, it's a bad idea
to manipulate someone's feelings
for your own gain,
especially
if that someone's Ocho.
Yeah, I get your point,
but on the other hand...
♪ Mario
Let's just
take a moment
to remember what Ocho's like
when he's angry.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
Eh, he's not that bad
if you think about it
with different music.
[ ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS ]
You'll regret this.
Yeah, but my tombstone will say,
"This dude met Mario."
Follow me!
I need to test you
before you can enter
my circle of trust.
Okay,
where do we start?
I need to see if
you've got my back in a fight.
[ WHIMPERS ]
♪
I'm gonna punch you
so hard,
you're gonna beg
for your baby teeth back!
Yeah? Well, I'm gonna punch you
so hard,
it'll make the Big Bang
seem like the Little Pop!
How did this situation
escalate so quickly?
I was literally
two steps behind you!
[ GROANS ]
Get them!
[ ALL GRUNTING ]
[ GROWLS ]
Okay, don't worry.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
I'm just gonna take a swing,
and you just go, "Aah!"
and take a fall and we're good,
all right?
Ohh!
Okay, great.
You're right.
It looks better
if you put up more of a fight.
So next, I...
[ GRUNTING ]
So now I'm gonna pretend
to kick.
You dodge.
And then pretend
to fall on a right hook.
[ GRUNTING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
Uh, yeah!
That... That's
what you get!
Very good.
But we're not done yet.
[ WHISPERING ] Good job.
You really sold it.
Please call
an ambulance.
Okay, now you're just
being hammy.
OCHO: Now I need to test
if you can keep a secret.
Ocho isn't
my real name.
This is
my real name.
Harry Tootmorsel.
[ STIFLED LAUGH ]
But real friends don't laugh
at each other's misfortune.
[ SNICKERS, SIGHS ]
Of course, Tootmorsel.
[ STIFLED LAUGH ]
Is it Nordic?
Old Flemish, actually. It means
"the hot wind from the south."
It's a family name that's been
passed down the generations.
My grandfather passed it.
My father passed it.
One day,
I will pass it.
[ SQUEALS ]
Cool secret.
Anything else?
I still sleep with the blanket
I had as a baby.
Aww!
I use it as a gag when
I take people's pets hostage.
Uh-huh.
There's no punch line
'cause it's not a joke, is it?
[ WHIMPERS ]
Why did you agree
to lend Ocho $100?!
Because it was
another one of his tests.
That's not
a valid reason.
[ SCOFFS ]
Because Mario.
That's even worse!
Anyway, where'd you get
the money from?
Even Mom and Dad
don't have $100.
Not anymore they don't.
But that's what credit cards
are for, right?
What's the worst
that could happen?
So 100 expired doughnuts
comes to $1.
Bargain.
Oh, better put it
on the credit card.
[ BUZZER ]
The card's
been declined, sir.
What?
I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to cut it up.
Ohh, this couldn't
get any worse!
But we have our own
store credit-card scheme
that lets you borrow
as much as you like...
With interest,
of course.
Fine!
Thank you.
[ BEEP ]
According to
our interest scheme,
you now owe us $7,578.
This really
couldn't get any worse.
Unfortunately, the interest rate
doubles every second,
so you now owe us $15,156.
It really,
really couldn't get any worse.
[ CRYING ]
$30,312.
$60,624.
[ WHISPERING ]
Touché, universe.
Touché.
$121,248.
[ WHISTLING ]
Aah!
Aah! Aah! Aah! What is this?!
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
What is going on?!
MAN: [ DEEP VOICE ] You took
my best friend from me!
Who are you?
What do you want?!
You took Ocho from me!
Now you're gonna have to
make a choice.
What?!
What do you mean?
Choose between
yourself and Ocho.
One of you
has to go.
Option "A"...
Jump, and I spare him.
Option "B"...
Don't jump, and he goes down.
So what's your answer?
Yes.
"Yes," what?
[ MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY ]
What?!
[ MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY ]
Hold on.
Let me get closer.
I can't hear a word
of what you're saying.
Ha!
You fell into my trap.
[ GRUNTING ]
I'm on
the other side.
[ GROANS ]
Fine.
You've made your choice.
[ WHIMPERING ]
Make your decision!
It's him or you!
You're running
out of time!
Choose now!
Aah!
Huh?
Good choice.
A true friend always
puts the other before himself.
[ NORMAL VOICE ] Also,
funny prank, right?
♪
[ DISTORTED SCREAMING ]
Yeah.
You really got me there.
[ WHIMPERS ]
♪
Um, w-what's this?
The circle of trust.
To complete the ritual, you must
forsake all other friends
and declare your loyalty
to me alone.
What do you mean?
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
You must
sacrifice Darwin.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
"Darwin is no longer
my best friend.
Best friendship
is begun with Ocho"?
Uh, ouch.
Trust me.
It's way better than what
he suggested I use this for.
And this is the final hoop
I had to jump through
to be friends
with that nut case.
You know
you'll always be my bae.
♪ And you'll always
be my boo ♪
♪ Your friendship gets me
through the trials of the day ♪
♪ And through
the darkness of the evening ♪
♪ Too, whoo
All right, then,
so when do you get to see Mario?
Apparently, he's taking
me and Ocho for golf!
I mean, that's probably
the most boring game
you can play with Mario,
but still...
Yahoo!
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
Let's-a go!
[ HUMMING "MARIO BROTHERS
STAR THEME" ]
Whoo!
Wizz!
Huh?
Gross.
[ HUMMING CONTINUES ]
[ SCREAMS ]
[ HUMMING CONTINUES ] Wahoo!
[ HUMS FANFARE ]
Hey, man!
Oh, hey, dude.
This is my uncle.
Hey.
It's me.
Mario.
Uh...
DARWIN: You must be
really disappointed
it wasn't the real Mario.
Still, makes sense.
I mean, any guy
would like go-karting,
stars,
and princesses.
I think I'm more upset about
the amount of butt he flashed
every time
he picked up the ball. [ SPITS ]
It looked like
a huge purple apricot
stuffed into a cheap pair
of polyester pants.
So what now?
I refuse
to hang out with a kid
whose own parents have to
lock their bedroom door
to feel safe
at night.
Uh, how do you let someone
that dangerous down?
Off the edge of a cliff.
You mean that
metaphorically, right?
Yeah.
O-Of course.
How are you gonna break it
to him?
A strongly worded letter.
A mildly worded poem?
[ SIGHS ]
[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪ I wanna say
you're a real good guy ♪
♪ But we both know
that would be a lie ♪
♪ It's been a nightmare
being your friend ♪
♪ So it's time
for this charade to end ♪
♪ I can't sa-a-a-y goodbye
♪ 'Cause you might grind me down
into meat pie ♪
♪ I'll tell the school
that you've got avian flu ♪
♪ So it'll be their job
to get rid of you ♪
♪ I hope they put you
into quarantine ♪
♪ Or lock you up
until you turn 18 ♪
♪ So maybe then
I'll never have to fear ♪
♪ That you might suddenly
bite off my ear ♪
♪ Please don't bite off my ear
♪ I can't say goodbye
♪ My face will be too mangled
to identify ♪
♪ If I could
get your house repossessed ♪
♪ You'd be forced to relocate to
your gran's in the Northwest ♪
♪ I could get you arrested
for stealing a car ♪
♪ I could get you a job
as a miner ♪
♪ I could ship you in a crate
to Qatar ♪
♪ Or sell you as kebab
to a dirty diner ♪
♪ It's not meat, anyway
♪ I could get your folks
to forget you on the freeway ♪
♪ Sell you to a freak show
on its way to Uruguay ♪
♪ I could get you stuck
on a fair ground ride ♪
♪ Forever
♪ Send you to a wedding
in Somewhere-Stan ♪
♪ With you as the bride
♪ I can't say goodbye
♪ But it's no use
trying to deny ♪
♪ That I don't wanna be friends
with you ♪
♪ So do
whatever you have to do ♪
[ SIGHS ] I get it.
Too intense, right?
If I had to rate my stress
on a scale of 1 to 10,
I'd score a [GRUNTS]
[ PASSENGERS SCREAMING ]
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have
tested you like that.
It's just
I got trust issues.
I always wonder if people really
want to be friends with me,
or, you know, because of my
uncle being so famous and stuff.
What? Mario?
No, the other one.
[ WHISPERING ] The blue hedgehog
who can run very fast.
[ NORMAL VOICE ]
But it's cool.
After all
we've been through,
I think I'm more able
to trust people now.
So thanks for that.
Wait!
Not worth it.
[ GROANS ]
You're right.
[ POWERING UP, ZOOMS ]
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
[ PANTING ]
You're late, too?!
Yeah, the alarm clock
went back to sleep mode,
and I didn't have the heart
to wake it up. You?
My alarm clock
didn't dare wake me up,
not after what I did
to the last one!
Right, uh, well,
see you at school!
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
[ GASPS ]
How did you get here first?
Yeah, my Uncle Mario
gave me a lift.
[ LAUGHS ]
What, in his go kart?
No, he only races at
the weekend. During the week,
he's too busy
with his plumbing business.
[ LAUGHS ]
Wait, is he scared of ghosts,
by any chance?
Yeah.
And he likes stars,
dinosaurs, and princesses.
Mm.
And he's your uncle.
Yeah. So?
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
Marry me!
Called it.
Guess I owe you
20 bucks.
No, okay, I get it.
I'm moving too fast.
I meant adopt me.
What?
Date! Uh, should we
d-date first?
You mean
you want to be friends?
Best friends!
Uh, okay...
The rest
will follow naturally.
Gumball, it's a bad idea
to manipulate someone's feelings
for your own gain,
especially
if that someone's Ocho.
Yeah, I get your point,
but on the other hand...
♪ Mario
Let's just
take a moment
to remember what Ocho's like
when he's angry.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
Eh, he's not that bad
if you think about it
with different music.
[ ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS ]
You'll regret this.
Yeah, but my tombstone will say,
"This dude met Mario."
Follow me!
I need to test you
before you can enter
my circle of trust.
Okay,
where do we start?
I need to see if
you've got my back in a fight.
[ WHIMPERS ]
♪
I'm gonna punch you
so hard,
you're gonna beg
for your baby teeth back!
Yeah? Well, I'm gonna punch you
so hard,
it'll make the Big Bang
seem like the Little Pop!
How did this situation
escalate so quickly?
I was literally
two steps behind you!
[ GROANS ]
Get them!
[ ALL GRUNTING ]
[ GROWLS ]
Okay, don't worry.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
I'm just gonna take a swing,
and you just go, "Aah!"
and take a fall and we're good,
all right?
Ohh!
Okay, great.
You're right.
It looks better
if you put up more of a fight.
So next, I...
[ GRUNTING ]
So now I'm gonna pretend
to kick.
You dodge.
And then pretend
to fall on a right hook.
[ GRUNTING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
Uh, yeah!
That... That's
what you get!
Very good.
But we're not done yet.
[ WHISPERING ] Good job.
You really sold it.
Please call
an ambulance.
Okay, now you're just
being hammy.
OCHO: Now I need to test
if you can keep a secret.
Ocho isn't
my real name.
This is
my real name.
Harry Tootmorsel.
[ STIFLED LAUGH ]
But real friends don't laugh
at each other's misfortune.
[ SNICKERS, SIGHS ]
Of course, Tootmorsel.
[ STIFLED LAUGH ]
Is it Nordic?
Old Flemish, actually. It means
"the hot wind from the south."
It's a family name that's been
passed down the generations.
My grandfather passed it.
My father passed it.
One day,
I will pass it.
[ SQUEALS ]
Cool secret.
Anything else?
I still sleep with the blanket
I had as a baby.
Aww!
I use it as a gag when
I take people's pets hostage.
Uh-huh.
There's no punch line
'cause it's not a joke, is it?
[ WHIMPERS ]
Why did you agree
to lend Ocho $100?!
Because it was
another one of his tests.
That's not
a valid reason.
[ SCOFFS ]
Because Mario.
That's even worse!
Anyway, where'd you get
the money from?
Even Mom and Dad
don't have $100.
Not anymore they don't.
But that's what credit cards
are for, right?
What's the worst
that could happen?
So 100 expired doughnuts
comes to $1.
Bargain.
Oh, better put it
on the credit card.
[ BUZZER ]
The card's
been declined, sir.
What?
I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to cut it up.
Ohh, this couldn't
get any worse!
But we have our own
store credit-card scheme
that lets you borrow
as much as you like...
With interest,
of course.
Fine!
Thank you.
[ BEEP ]
According to
our interest scheme,
you now owe us $7,578.
This really
couldn't get any worse.
Unfortunately, the interest rate
doubles every second,
so you now owe us $15,156.
It really,
really couldn't get any worse.
[ CRYING ]
$30,312.
$60,624.
[ WHISPERING ]
Touché, universe.
Touché.
$121,248.
[ WHISTLING ]
Aah!
Aah! Aah! Aah! What is this?!
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
What is going on?!
MAN: [ DEEP VOICE ] You took
my best friend from me!
Who are you?
What do you want?!
You took Ocho from me!
Now you're gonna have to
make a choice.
What?!
What do you mean?
Choose between
yourself and Ocho.
One of you
has to go.
Option "A"...
Jump, and I spare him.
Option "B"...
Don't jump, and he goes down.
So what's your answer?
Yes.
"Yes," what?
[ MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY ]
What?!
[ MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY ]
Hold on.
Let me get closer.
I can't hear a word
of what you're saying.
Ha!
You fell into my trap.
[ GRUNTING ]
I'm on
the other side.
[ GROANS ]
Fine.
You've made your choice.
[ WHIMPERING ]
Make your decision!
It's him or you!
You're running
out of time!
Choose now!
Aah!
Huh?
Good choice.
A true friend always
puts the other before himself.
[ NORMAL VOICE ] Also,
funny prank, right?
♪
[ DISTORTED SCREAMING ]
Yeah.
You really got me there.
[ WHIMPERS ]
♪
Um, w-what's this?
The circle of trust.
To complete the ritual, you must
forsake all other friends
and declare your loyalty
to me alone.
What do you mean?
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
You must
sacrifice Darwin.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
"Darwin is no longer
my best friend.
Best friendship
is begun with Ocho"?
Uh, ouch.
Trust me.
It's way better than what
he suggested I use this for.
And this is the final hoop
I had to jump through
to be friends
with that nut case.
You know
you'll always be my bae.
♪ And you'll always
be my boo ♪
♪ Your friendship gets me
through the trials of the day ♪
♪ And through
the darkness of the evening ♪
♪ Too, whoo
All right, then,
so when do you get to see Mario?
Apparently, he's taking
me and Ocho for golf!
I mean, that's probably
the most boring game
you can play with Mario,
but still...
Yahoo!
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
Let's-a go!
[ HUMMING "MARIO BROTHERS
STAR THEME" ]
Whoo!
Wizz!
Huh?
Gross.
[ HUMMING CONTINUES ]
[ SCREAMS ]
[ HUMMING CONTINUES ] Wahoo!
[ HUMS FANFARE ]
Hey, man!
Oh, hey, dude.
This is my uncle.
Hey.
It's me.
Mario.
Uh...
DARWIN: You must be
really disappointed
it wasn't the real Mario.
Still, makes sense.
I mean, any guy
would like go-karting,
stars,
and princesses.
I think I'm more upset about
the amount of butt he flashed
every time
he picked up the ball. [ SPITS ]
It looked like
a huge purple apricot
stuffed into a cheap pair
of polyester pants.
So what now?
I refuse
to hang out with a kid
whose own parents have to
lock their bedroom door
to feel safe
at night.
Uh, how do you let someone
that dangerous down?
Off the edge of a cliff.
You mean that
metaphorically, right?
Yeah.
O-Of course.
How are you gonna break it
to him?
A strongly worded letter.
A mildly worded poem?
[ SIGHS ]
[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪ I wanna say
you're a real good guy ♪
♪ But we both know
that would be a lie ♪
♪ It's been a nightmare
being your friend ♪
♪ So it's time
for this charade to end ♪
♪ I can't sa-a-a-y goodbye
♪ 'Cause you might grind me down
into meat pie ♪
♪ I'll tell the school
that you've got avian flu ♪
♪ So it'll be their job
to get rid of you ♪
♪ I hope they put you
into quarantine ♪
♪ Or lock you up
until you turn 18 ♪
♪ So maybe then
I'll never have to fear ♪
♪ That you might suddenly
bite off my ear ♪
♪ Please don't bite off my ear
♪ I can't say goodbye
♪ My face will be too mangled
to identify ♪
♪ If I could
get your house repossessed ♪
♪ You'd be forced to relocate to
your gran's in the Northwest ♪
♪ I could get you arrested
for stealing a car ♪
♪ I could get you a job
as a miner ♪
♪ I could ship you in a crate
to Qatar ♪
♪ Or sell you as kebab
to a dirty diner ♪
♪ It's not meat, anyway
♪ I could get your folks
to forget you on the freeway ♪
♪ Sell you to a freak show
on its way to Uruguay ♪
♪ I could get you stuck
on a fair ground ride ♪
♪ Forever
♪ Send you to a wedding
in Somewhere-Stan ♪
♪ With you as the bride
♪ I can't say goodbye
♪ But it's no use
trying to deny ♪
♪ That I don't wanna be friends
with you ♪
♪ So do
whatever you have to do ♪
[ SIGHS ] I get it.
Too intense, right?
If I had to rate my stress
on a scale of 1 to 10,
I'd score a [GRUNTS]
[ PASSENGERS SCREAMING ]
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have
tested you like that.
It's just
I got trust issues.
I always wonder if people really
want to be friends with me,
or, you know, because of my
uncle being so famous and stuff.
What? Mario?
No, the other one.
[ WHISPERING ] The blue hedgehog
who can run very fast.
[ NORMAL VOICE ]
But it's cool.
After all
we've been through,
I think I'm more able
to trust people now.
So thanks for that.
Wait!
Not worth it.
[ GROANS ]
You're right.
[ POWERING UP, ZOOMS ]
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan