The Amazing World of Gumball (2011–…): Season 5, Episode 27 - The Menu - full transcript
The boys help Richard find a secret item on the Joyful Burger menu.
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
[ SNORING ]
Who? What?
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
♪
Aaaaaaaah!
Yeah,
it's a secret, apparently.
[ RUMBLING ]
Hmm?
Arghhhh!
What did you
just say?!
[ SCREAMS ]
Aah!
[ SCREAMS ]
Son, what did you
just say?!
I said...
[ SCREAMS ]
Before that!
There's an urban legend
about a secret menu
at Joyful Burger!
You have
my attention.
The most secret item on it
is a burger.
It is said that the burger
does not exist
until someone speaks its name.
It must be summoned
from the other side.
Wait, isn't that
how you order food anyway?
You don't get it, dude.
Apparently,
this burger is so hard core,
it qualifies as breakfast,
lunch, and dinner
for seven people
for seven years.
And they say that if you eat it
in 15 minutes, they'll pay.
Pay for the burger?
No,
your hospital fees.
[ GASPS ]
This is the burger
that I've been searching for
all my life.
My Atlantis,
my Montezuma's gold,
my Moby Dick...
Except not literally,
as I already ate a white whale.
There's only
one problem, Dad.
You can't order it
without knowing its name.
[ BRAKES SQUEAL ]
MAN: Welcome to Joyful Burger!
Can I take your order?
[ CHUCKLES ]
Yes, I'd like
a secret [IMITATES STATIC]
burger, please.
Uh, could you
repeat your order, sir?
[ GROANS ]
Yes, I would like
the secret [IMITATES STATIC]
burger, please.
Uh, excuse me?
Listen, little man!
I'm the [IMITATES STATIC]
customer here,
and I [IMITATES STATIC] don't
want to have to repeat my order!
[ IMITATES STATIC ] One secret
[IMITATES STATIC] burger to go,
you little
[IMITATES STATIC]!
I'm sorry, sir,
but that's not an intercom.
Can I take
your order please?
One [IMITATES STATIC]
Burger!
Uh, for real?
Was I not
clear enough?
Uh, have it
your way, sir.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SNORTS, SPITS ]
[ GROANS ]
Mm.
He meant
the secret burger!
I see.
And what is the name
of the aforementioned
secret burger?
Ah, I got it.
It's called the Vein Thickener!
The Deep Fried Thrombosis!
The Meat Your Maker?
The Heart-Breaker!
The Bun-dertaker!
The Commander In Beef!
The Bowel-Buster!
No?
More mysterious maybe...
The Illumi-patty!
The Area Beefty-One?
The Bilderburger!
Come on, man!
You know
what we're talking about!
Maybe.
But I can't
serve you something
you don't even
know the name of.
There's only
so many names it could be.
We just need to figure out
which one.
You mean
figure out sand-which one.
Dude,
stop with the puns.
I can't!
I've fallen down the pun hole!
I've gone so deep,
I'm punderground!
What a pun-fortunate
turn of events.
I've pundermined
any respect you had for me.
I don't punderstand
why I...
Ow! Dude,
I know it was annoying,
but it didn't warrant
a punch.
Ow!
That's wasn't even a pun,
that's just what that word is!
So the plan is...
You guys get hired
at Joyful Burger.
Why don't you
get hired?
I can't.
Why?
Uh... because of my
medical condition?
Really?
Well, I get this
allergic reaction to effort.
The symptoms are dangling arms,
constant eye rolls,
and a breathing problem
that makes me sigh a lot.
[ INHALES DEEPLY,
SIGHS LOUDLY ]
Being lazy
is not a disease, Dad.
No, it's true!
I really have a...
Oh, I can't be bothered
to finish that sentence.
I'll give you 20 bucks
if you do it.
Wow, you've reached
a whole new level of laziness.
You've invented
the reverse job.
But okay. So, what?
We get hired,
and then we look for the name
of the secret burger?
They won't
just tell anyone.
They'll need to trust you,
so, first, you have to be
the best employees ever.
♪
[ GASPS ]
♪
Huh?
Oh? [ CHUCKLES ]
♪
I don't know
what that secret ingredient is,
but the customers
just love your burgers!
The secret ingredient
is love.
Mm... mm.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
MAN: Great job.
The board wants you two
as managers.
Ah!
There's only
one problem...
You need to halve
our labor costs.
BOTH: Ah!
♪
[ APPLAUSE ]
Great job.
The board wants you
as senior members.
There's only one problem...
You need to double production.
BOTH: Ah!
[ COW MOOS ]
[ MOOING ]
BOTH: Ah!
[ GROANS ]
Great job.
The board wants you
as our new CEOs.
There's only one problem...
You still have hearts.
♪
BOTH: Ah!
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
And in other news,
business moguls
Gumball and Darwin Watterson
have sold
their Joyful Burger shares
for a whopping $4.6 billion.
Our reporter
has an exclusive interview
from their lavish
new mansion.
So how do you feel
about your success?
It's cool.
I mean,
I like the big house,
but it's kind of hard
to communicate with each other.
[ ECHOING ] Gumball, can you
pass me the salt, please?
See, I asked him
that last week.
Oh, one moment.
♪
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
Sorry.
You were saying?
What gave you the idea
of getting into
the fast-food industry
in the first place?
Well, it all started
when my father
wanted to try
a secret burger and...
we got
completely sidetracked.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
Ah? Huh?
Huh? Wha?
Oof!
[ ELECTRICITY BUZZING ]
GUMBALL: [ GRUFFLY ]
Tell us the name
of the secret burger.
Uh... I don't mean
to be disrespectful,
but there's no point
disguising your voice
if you're not wearing any masks.
Dad,
is the deep fryer on?
You can do whatever you like,
but I'll never talk!
Oh, we know there's nothing
we can do to you
to make you talk.
That's why we brought him.
[ GASPS ]
No! Not Burgie!
[ GRUNTING ]
What are you doing?!
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
No!
Burgie can't be seen
eating our competitor's food!
Please stop!
I can't lose this job!
I only have 37 others!
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
Ah. Please!
Burgie would never
betray the brand!
[ SCREAMS ]
No!
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
Burgie is a friend
to all the children!
♪
Hmm?
What?
That's just
how nuggets are made.
Everyone knows that.
[ GROANS ]
All right.
You asked for it.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ SOBBING ]
No! No!
You can't eat Burgie's fingers!
Anything is edible
if you deep-fry it long enough.
[ MUFFLED ]
I was wrong.
Okay, okay, stop!
I'll tell you!
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
There is
a secret burger,
but to be deemed worthy enough
to know its name,
first,
you have to eat a burger
from every Joyful Burger
in Elmore.
Pbht! Done!
In one hour.
♪
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ CLOCK TICKING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
Ah!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
♪
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ PANTING ]
Dad!
What's going on
with your face?
I think it's sward!
What's that?
Sweat made out of lard.
[ BOTH RETCHING ]
[ CLOCK TICKING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ PANTING, GROANING ]
Ah!
[ WHISTLING,
ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
♪
[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH ]
[ GRUNTS ]
You won't fit!
I've got this.
[ GROANS ]
Oh, what is that now?!
Sweeze!
Okay, but please
don't tell us what that...
It's sward
made out of cheese!
[ RETCHING ]
It will lubricate my body,
now push!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
Did you really have to
supersize that last meal?
I'm sorry!
It was just really good value!
[ TIRES POPPING ]
[ AIR HISSES ]
Darn it.
We're gonna
have to run.
No!!
It's okay,
Mr. Dad.
That's the beauty
of corporate mega-chains
destroying
our neighborhoods.
There's always another one
right across the street.
Like I said... no!
[ CLOCK TICKING ]
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
I think
I smell burning.
That's good.
He's burning calories!
No, it's just my thighs
rubbing together.
[ CLOCK TICKING ]
Wa-wa-wait...
You can't eat that!
Aww.
Huh,
what do you know?
There's more nutritional value
in the toy than the food.
♪
[ PANTING ]
[ DISTORTED ] Come on, Dad,
you're almost there!
You just got to make it
to the counter!
[ GROANS ]
Come on,
you can make it!
[ RETCHING ]
Mr. Dad!
What's wrong?!
My heart!
[ PANTING ]
[ GROANING ]
Nah, it's cool.
It's still beating.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
Sir,
you've earned this.
I give you...
The M'Guffin.
[ GASPS ]
[ AIR HISSES ]
[ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS ]
Look at it!
It's like it's made of light!
No, that's a regular burger,
just grosser than usual.
Ah.
[ GROANING ]
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
[ SNORING ]
Who? What?
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
♪
Aaaaaaaah!
Yeah,
it's a secret, apparently.
[ RUMBLING ]
Hmm?
Arghhhh!
What did you
just say?!
[ SCREAMS ]
Aah!
[ SCREAMS ]
Son, what did you
just say?!
I said...
[ SCREAMS ]
Before that!
There's an urban legend
about a secret menu
at Joyful Burger!
You have
my attention.
The most secret item on it
is a burger.
It is said that the burger
does not exist
until someone speaks its name.
It must be summoned
from the other side.
Wait, isn't that
how you order food anyway?
You don't get it, dude.
Apparently,
this burger is so hard core,
it qualifies as breakfast,
lunch, and dinner
for seven people
for seven years.
And they say that if you eat it
in 15 minutes, they'll pay.
Pay for the burger?
No,
your hospital fees.
[ GASPS ]
This is the burger
that I've been searching for
all my life.
My Atlantis,
my Montezuma's gold,
my Moby Dick...
Except not literally,
as I already ate a white whale.
There's only
one problem, Dad.
You can't order it
without knowing its name.
[ BRAKES SQUEAL ]
MAN: Welcome to Joyful Burger!
Can I take your order?
[ CHUCKLES ]
Yes, I'd like
a secret [IMITATES STATIC]
burger, please.
Uh, could you
repeat your order, sir?
[ GROANS ]
Yes, I would like
the secret [IMITATES STATIC]
burger, please.
Uh, excuse me?
Listen, little man!
I'm the [IMITATES STATIC]
customer here,
and I [IMITATES STATIC] don't
want to have to repeat my order!
[ IMITATES STATIC ] One secret
[IMITATES STATIC] burger to go,
you little
[IMITATES STATIC]!
I'm sorry, sir,
but that's not an intercom.
Can I take
your order please?
One [IMITATES STATIC]
Burger!
Uh, for real?
Was I not
clear enough?
Uh, have it
your way, sir.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SNORTS, SPITS ]
[ GROANS ]
Mm.
He meant
the secret burger!
I see.
And what is the name
of the aforementioned
secret burger?
Ah, I got it.
It's called the Vein Thickener!
The Deep Fried Thrombosis!
The Meat Your Maker?
The Heart-Breaker!
The Bun-dertaker!
The Commander In Beef!
The Bowel-Buster!
No?
More mysterious maybe...
The Illumi-patty!
The Area Beefty-One?
The Bilderburger!
Come on, man!
You know
what we're talking about!
Maybe.
But I can't
serve you something
you don't even
know the name of.
There's only
so many names it could be.
We just need to figure out
which one.
You mean
figure out sand-which one.
Dude,
stop with the puns.
I can't!
I've fallen down the pun hole!
I've gone so deep,
I'm punderground!
What a pun-fortunate
turn of events.
I've pundermined
any respect you had for me.
I don't punderstand
why I...
Ow! Dude,
I know it was annoying,
but it didn't warrant
a punch.
Ow!
That's wasn't even a pun,
that's just what that word is!
So the plan is...
You guys get hired
at Joyful Burger.
Why don't you
get hired?
I can't.
Why?
Uh... because of my
medical condition?
Really?
Well, I get this
allergic reaction to effort.
The symptoms are dangling arms,
constant eye rolls,
and a breathing problem
that makes me sigh a lot.
[ INHALES DEEPLY,
SIGHS LOUDLY ]
Being lazy
is not a disease, Dad.
No, it's true!
I really have a...
Oh, I can't be bothered
to finish that sentence.
I'll give you 20 bucks
if you do it.
Wow, you've reached
a whole new level of laziness.
You've invented
the reverse job.
But okay. So, what?
We get hired,
and then we look for the name
of the secret burger?
They won't
just tell anyone.
They'll need to trust you,
so, first, you have to be
the best employees ever.
♪
[ GASPS ]
♪
Huh?
Oh? [ CHUCKLES ]
♪
I don't know
what that secret ingredient is,
but the customers
just love your burgers!
The secret ingredient
is love.
Mm... mm.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
MAN: Great job.
The board wants you two
as managers.
Ah!
There's only
one problem...
You need to halve
our labor costs.
BOTH: Ah!
♪
[ APPLAUSE ]
Great job.
The board wants you
as senior members.
There's only one problem...
You need to double production.
BOTH: Ah!
[ COW MOOS ]
[ MOOING ]
BOTH: Ah!
[ GROANS ]
Great job.
The board wants you
as our new CEOs.
There's only one problem...
You still have hearts.
♪
BOTH: Ah!
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
And in other news,
business moguls
Gumball and Darwin Watterson
have sold
their Joyful Burger shares
for a whopping $4.6 billion.
Our reporter
has an exclusive interview
from their lavish
new mansion.
So how do you feel
about your success?
It's cool.
I mean,
I like the big house,
but it's kind of hard
to communicate with each other.
[ ECHOING ] Gumball, can you
pass me the salt, please?
See, I asked him
that last week.
Oh, one moment.
♪
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
Sorry.
You were saying?
What gave you the idea
of getting into
the fast-food industry
in the first place?
Well, it all started
when my father
wanted to try
a secret burger and...
we got
completely sidetracked.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
Ah? Huh?
Huh? Wha?
Oof!
[ ELECTRICITY BUZZING ]
GUMBALL: [ GRUFFLY ]
Tell us the name
of the secret burger.
Uh... I don't mean
to be disrespectful,
but there's no point
disguising your voice
if you're not wearing any masks.
Dad,
is the deep fryer on?
You can do whatever you like,
but I'll never talk!
Oh, we know there's nothing
we can do to you
to make you talk.
That's why we brought him.
[ GASPS ]
No! Not Burgie!
[ GRUNTING ]
What are you doing?!
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
No!
Burgie can't be seen
eating our competitor's food!
Please stop!
I can't lose this job!
I only have 37 others!
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
Ah. Please!
Burgie would never
betray the brand!
[ SCREAMS ]
No!
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
Burgie is a friend
to all the children!
♪
Hmm?
What?
That's just
how nuggets are made.
Everyone knows that.
[ GROANS ]
All right.
You asked for it.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ SOBBING ]
No! No!
You can't eat Burgie's fingers!
Anything is edible
if you deep-fry it long enough.
[ MUFFLED ]
I was wrong.
Okay, okay, stop!
I'll tell you!
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
There is
a secret burger,
but to be deemed worthy enough
to know its name,
first,
you have to eat a burger
from every Joyful Burger
in Elmore.
Pbht! Done!
In one hour.
♪
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ CLOCK TICKING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
Ah!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
♪
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ PANTING ]
Dad!
What's going on
with your face?
I think it's sward!
What's that?
Sweat made out of lard.
[ BOTH RETCHING ]
[ CLOCK TICKING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ PANTING, GROANING ]
Ah!
[ WHISTLING,
ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
♪
[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH ]
[ GRUNTS ]
You won't fit!
I've got this.
[ GROANS ]
Oh, what is that now?!
Sweeze!
Okay, but please
don't tell us what that...
It's sward
made out of cheese!
[ RETCHING ]
It will lubricate my body,
now push!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
Did you really have to
supersize that last meal?
I'm sorry!
It was just really good value!
[ TIRES POPPING ]
[ AIR HISSES ]
Darn it.
We're gonna
have to run.
No!!
It's okay,
Mr. Dad.
That's the beauty
of corporate mega-chains
destroying
our neighborhoods.
There's always another one
right across the street.
Like I said... no!
[ CLOCK TICKING ]
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
I think
I smell burning.
That's good.
He's burning calories!
No, it's just my thighs
rubbing together.
[ CLOCK TICKING ]
Wa-wa-wait...
You can't eat that!
Aww.
Huh,
what do you know?
There's more nutritional value
in the toy than the food.
♪
[ PANTING ]
[ DISTORTED ] Come on, Dad,
you're almost there!
You just got to make it
to the counter!
[ GROANS ]
Come on,
you can make it!
[ RETCHING ]
Mr. Dad!
What's wrong?!
My heart!
[ PANTING ]
[ GROANING ]
Nah, it's cool.
It's still beating.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
Sir,
you've earned this.
I give you...
The M'Guffin.
[ GASPS ]
[ AIR HISSES ]
[ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS ]
Look at it!
It's like it's made of light!
No, that's a regular burger,
just grosser than usual.
Ah.
[ GROANING ]
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan