The Amazing World of Gumball (2011–…): Season 5, Episode 26 - The Sorcerer - full transcript
Gumball refuses to accept he is the only kid at school that doesn't have special powers. He convinces Mrs. Jötunheim, Hector's mom, to take him on as her apprentice but she soon learns leaving Gumball unsupervised around magic is ...
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
Right.
How about this?
I can guess the time.
Okay, what time is it?
[ GRUNTS ]
Friday.
Dude, I don't think that counts
as a special talent.
How about this?
I can bend spoons
using my mind.
[ GROANING ]
Uh, I thought you were gonna
use your mind.
I did. My mind told my hands
to bend the spoon.
That doesn't count.
[ SIGHS ]
[ BIRDS COOING ]
Oh, oh, oh!
I can talk to animals!
Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
Dude, that's not
talking to animals.
That's talking
at animals.
[ PANTING ]
I can crack my neck!
[ CRUNCH ]
[ GROANS ]
Once.
Why is it
so important for you
to have a special talent
all of a sudden?
Because everyone else
has one!
Carrie can
go through stuff.
[ GRUNTS ]
Clayton can
shape-shift.
And even Alan
can float!
I'm like a superhero
whose only power
is converting oxygen
to carbon dioxide.
That sounds cool.
It's just breathing,
dude.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
You could learn
a talent.
How about art?
We both know how
that ended last time.
I call it "Global Warming."
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
Aah!
What is that?!
That's my second piece.
It's called "No Escape."
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
People just aren't
ready for me.
How about
your party trick?
Oh, this?
[ DEEP VOICE ]
That's not so much a talent
as it is a medical condition.
[ BOTH SIGH ]
[ TWINKLE! ]
Hi, honey.
Hi, Mom.
What's for dinner?
Broccoli for me,
trees for you.
[ GASPS ]
That's what I'm gonna do!
I'm not sure
making schoolchildren disappear
is a talent
you want to have.
No, dude!
I'm gonna learn magic!
What?
You know, I'll be like
that boy in the book
who was told he was special
by a bearded guy
who took him to a big castle
to learn magic.
Oh, yeah, the nice boy with
the scar and the spectacles.
[ SCOFFS ]
No! The butt-kicking one
with the snake and no nose.
Oh, yeah.
No, wait. What?!
[ WOMAN CACKLING ]
Dude, this sounds
like trouble.
[ CACKLING CONTINUES ]
Ah. What's next?
"10 Ridiculous Objects
Wuggles Use Instead of Magic."
[ CACKLES ]
They eat turkey
for the winter solstice
instead of children?!
[ LAUGHS ]
Ah, durpadabra!
I've lost the Witch-Fi!
[ GRUNTS ]
Oh, come on.
There's gotta be a signal
around here somewhere.
[ GRUNTING ]
[ SCREAMS ]
What are you
doing here?
Teach me!
Ah.
I'll teach you.
[ GASPS ]
...some manners!
But I brought
all this witching stuff...
Eye of newt, toe of frog,
wool of bat.
They'll never let us
back in the zoo after this.
Please, just...
Just give me a chance.
Beat it!
You don't have what it takes.
No! I'm gonna prove to you
that I'm worthy!
Try me.
No!
Witch trial! Witch trial!
Witch trial!
All right, okay, fine.
You can come in.
Just stop screaming that
on my doorstep.
I really don't see how
this will teach you magic.
Uh, duh!
It's teaching our hands
to make perfect circular motions
for spells.
Right,
Mrs. Jotunheim?
Eh...
See?
I think she's just using us
to get her chores done.
Why would she make us
sweep the floor
if not to teach us
how to fly on a broomstick?
DARWIN: Yeah, I know
what you're gonna say...
This is teaching us how
to wave a wand or something.
Bup-bup-bup! Sounds like
someone needs a little
motivational song.
[ FLUSHES ]
[ IMITATING ROCK GUITAR ]
♪ So you've got a new ambition
to become a great magician ♪
♪ But first, you must do time
for Mrs. Jotunheim ♪
♪
[ BUMPS, SCREAMS ]
♪ You need to beat away the dust
if you want to earn the trust ♪
♪ Of the wizard and the druid,
so get out your cleaning fluid ♪
♪
♪ If you want a crystal ball,
be sure to clean it all ♪
♪ Do your chosen focus
to learn the hocus-pocus ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Whoo ♪
♪ Get down and do the graft
to be a master of the craft ♪
♪ You got to clean the decks
if you want to learn the hex ♪
♪
[ GASPS ]
♪ Perfect your washing motion
to get good at making potion ♪
♪ Clean the fridge
and then the oven ♪
♪ To join the witches' coven ♪
♪
♪ You don't wanna be a doctor,
a lawyer, or a dentist ♪
♪ You wanna study magic,
be a sorcerer's apprentice ♪
♪ If you wanna be a witch,
well, here's the sitch ♪
♪ Look at me,
I was born magical powers ♪
[ BOTH PANTING ]
Wait.
I think
I can feel something!
You're right! I can feel
my magic powers growing!
The power...
It's happening!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
[ GOOFY LAUGHTER ]
What the?!
What are you doing?!
You don't have
enough brain cells
to afford
to fry them like that!
Wait, what?
We haven't learned any magic?
No.
What?! Why?!
Because you, uh...
haven't finished
cleaning the basement.
Oh! Oh!
Just don't open
the Door of Forbidden Secrets!
Why?
Well, 'cause it's, uh...
really, really...
boring?
Hmm.
[ SNEEZES ]
Sorry. There's been
a lot of dust today.
Okay.
We won't touch that door.
Ugh!
Dude, that boring door
looks like
the most amazing thing
I've ever seen.
What are you doing?!
She clearly doesn't
want us to go in!
I'm just...
polishing the handle.
Oh, no!
It opened by mistake!
[ LOUD ROAR ]
[ SCREAMS ]
So...
I got a question.
Do trolls, like, uh,
normally eat people?
Normally, trolls bait people
to make them angry.
They feed
on people's anger.
[ SIGHS ]
And then they eat them.
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
Wait.
Please tell me
you didn't feed the troll.
I... didn't
feed the troll?
[ LOUD ROAR ]
It fed itself...
on Darwin.
This is terrible!
A troll on the loose
and a missing child!
This could lead to...
a witch trial!
You mean with pitchforks
and flaming torches?
No, way worse...
With lawyers and court fees!
And it's my money
that's gonna burn!
It's okay. I'll help you,
using the magic you taught me.
Oh, yeah, about that...
I wasn't training you.
I just tricked you
into doing my chores.
[ GASPS ]
But how?!
Was it some kind
of magic mind trick?
Nah, just a regular
mind trick.
Ohh!
Ah, come on.
Put this on.
It'll give you magic powers.
[ GASPS ]
[ CLATTER ]
TROLL: Global warming
isn't real!
[ GASPS ]
I'm sorry, but there are
scientific proofs that...
I think you mean
"There is scientific proof."
Don't they teach grammar
at yoga academy?
For your information,
yoga is a very physical
and noble activity.
No need to get
so excited, hon.
I am a man!
Hard to tell with that voice
and that ponytail.
You don't have to
get all defensive.
I'm not being defens...
[ SCREAMS ]
[ GROANS ]
Lite?
You only have the demo version
of my powers.
Every spell you cast
has a watermark.
Now, you take care
of the troll
while I erase
Mr. Small's memory.
[ COUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ GROANS ]
[ RUMBLING ]
[ GASPS ]
[ ROARS ]
Unexpecto amphibiosos!
[ RIBBITS ]
Aah!
What are you doing?!
[ ROARS ]
[ GASPS ]
Disappeariosis!
Ha! Gotcha!
[ TROLL GROWLS ]
Agh! You didn't
make him disappear!
Aaaah!
[ BOTH GROAN ]
You made him invisible!
[ FOOTSTEPS THUDDING ]
[ ROARING ]
I think I know
where he is.
Take this!
Electriosis!
[ GROANING ]
Watch out!
Aaaaagh!
[ ROARS ]
Uh... er...
T-T-Teleportarion!
[ GROWLS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
Aaaaah!
[ CHOKING, GULPS ]
[ GASPS ]
Pacificosus absolutus!
[ LAUGHS ]
Oh! Oh! Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
Mmm!
Oh, man!
[ ROARS ]
[ GROWLS WEAKLY ]
Ha! Potroficus!
[ GASPS ]
Oh, no! My hat!
[ ROARS ]
Too late, little man.
You got beat.
I think you mean
"beaten."
Ha! You think
you can troll a troll?
You got a lot to learn.
I know.
I always thought
trolls were, like,
those little porcelain guys
on the lawn.
That's gnomes.
You know that's gnomes.
Oh. Right.
You guys are the ones
with the lucky charms.
No! That's leprechauns!
You're talking about lepre...
[ RETCHES ]
Aaaah! Oof!
[ GASPS ]
You found his weakness!
Trolls are only as big
as we make them.
Keep doing it.
Keep doing what?
Being yourself.
Okay.
So, if you're a troll, why don't
you have an Irish accent
and live
at the end of a rainbow?
That's totally leprechauns!
Stop doing leprechauns!
[ SCREAMS ]
Got it...
So the orcs are the ones
with the big feet
that live in the burrows.
No!
The orcs are the...
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You're right.
Orcas are
the panda-looking whales.
Ugh!
Man, it stank in there!
He's disgusting.
Actually, elves are quite cute
when they're small.
I am not an elf!
Would you...
Stop it! Stop it!
[ HIGH-PITCHED ]
Stop it!
I think
we found your talent.
What is it?
You're supernaturally
annoying.
Eh.
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
Right.
How about this?
I can guess the time.
Okay, what time is it?
[ GRUNTS ]
Friday.
Dude, I don't think that counts
as a special talent.
How about this?
I can bend spoons
using my mind.
[ GROANING ]
Uh, I thought you were gonna
use your mind.
I did. My mind told my hands
to bend the spoon.
That doesn't count.
[ SIGHS ]
[ BIRDS COOING ]
Oh, oh, oh!
I can talk to animals!
Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
Dude, that's not
talking to animals.
That's talking
at animals.
[ PANTING ]
I can crack my neck!
[ CRUNCH ]
[ GROANS ]
Once.
Why is it
so important for you
to have a special talent
all of a sudden?
Because everyone else
has one!
Carrie can
go through stuff.
[ GRUNTS ]
Clayton can
shape-shift.
And even Alan
can float!
I'm like a superhero
whose only power
is converting oxygen
to carbon dioxide.
That sounds cool.
It's just breathing,
dude.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
You could learn
a talent.
How about art?
We both know how
that ended last time.
I call it "Global Warming."
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
Aah!
What is that?!
That's my second piece.
It's called "No Escape."
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
People just aren't
ready for me.
How about
your party trick?
Oh, this?
[ DEEP VOICE ]
That's not so much a talent
as it is a medical condition.
[ BOTH SIGH ]
[ TWINKLE! ]
Hi, honey.
Hi, Mom.
What's for dinner?
Broccoli for me,
trees for you.
[ GASPS ]
That's what I'm gonna do!
I'm not sure
making schoolchildren disappear
is a talent
you want to have.
No, dude!
I'm gonna learn magic!
What?
You know, I'll be like
that boy in the book
who was told he was special
by a bearded guy
who took him to a big castle
to learn magic.
Oh, yeah, the nice boy with
the scar and the spectacles.
[ SCOFFS ]
No! The butt-kicking one
with the snake and no nose.
Oh, yeah.
No, wait. What?!
[ WOMAN CACKLING ]
Dude, this sounds
like trouble.
[ CACKLING CONTINUES ]
Ah. What's next?
"10 Ridiculous Objects
Wuggles Use Instead of Magic."
[ CACKLES ]
They eat turkey
for the winter solstice
instead of children?!
[ LAUGHS ]
Ah, durpadabra!
I've lost the Witch-Fi!
[ GRUNTS ]
Oh, come on.
There's gotta be a signal
around here somewhere.
[ GRUNTING ]
[ SCREAMS ]
What are you
doing here?
Teach me!
Ah.
I'll teach you.
[ GASPS ]
...some manners!
But I brought
all this witching stuff...
Eye of newt, toe of frog,
wool of bat.
They'll never let us
back in the zoo after this.
Please, just...
Just give me a chance.
Beat it!
You don't have what it takes.
No! I'm gonna prove to you
that I'm worthy!
Try me.
No!
Witch trial! Witch trial!
Witch trial!
All right, okay, fine.
You can come in.
Just stop screaming that
on my doorstep.
I really don't see how
this will teach you magic.
Uh, duh!
It's teaching our hands
to make perfect circular motions
for spells.
Right,
Mrs. Jotunheim?
Eh...
See?
I think she's just using us
to get her chores done.
Why would she make us
sweep the floor
if not to teach us
how to fly on a broomstick?
DARWIN: Yeah, I know
what you're gonna say...
This is teaching us how
to wave a wand or something.
Bup-bup-bup! Sounds like
someone needs a little
motivational song.
[ FLUSHES ]
[ IMITATING ROCK GUITAR ]
♪ So you've got a new ambition
to become a great magician ♪
♪ But first, you must do time
for Mrs. Jotunheim ♪
♪
[ BUMPS, SCREAMS ]
♪ You need to beat away the dust
if you want to earn the trust ♪
♪ Of the wizard and the druid,
so get out your cleaning fluid ♪
♪
♪ If you want a crystal ball,
be sure to clean it all ♪
♪ Do your chosen focus
to learn the hocus-pocus ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Whoo ♪
♪ Get down and do the graft
to be a master of the craft ♪
♪ You got to clean the decks
if you want to learn the hex ♪
♪
[ GASPS ]
♪ Perfect your washing motion
to get good at making potion ♪
♪ Clean the fridge
and then the oven ♪
♪ To join the witches' coven ♪
♪
♪ You don't wanna be a doctor,
a lawyer, or a dentist ♪
♪ You wanna study magic,
be a sorcerer's apprentice ♪
♪ If you wanna be a witch,
well, here's the sitch ♪
♪ Look at me,
I was born magical powers ♪
[ BOTH PANTING ]
Wait.
I think
I can feel something!
You're right! I can feel
my magic powers growing!
The power...
It's happening!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
[ GOOFY LAUGHTER ]
What the?!
What are you doing?!
You don't have
enough brain cells
to afford
to fry them like that!
Wait, what?
We haven't learned any magic?
No.
What?! Why?!
Because you, uh...
haven't finished
cleaning the basement.
Oh! Oh!
Just don't open
the Door of Forbidden Secrets!
Why?
Well, 'cause it's, uh...
really, really...
boring?
Hmm.
[ SNEEZES ]
Sorry. There's been
a lot of dust today.
Okay.
We won't touch that door.
Ugh!
Dude, that boring door
looks like
the most amazing thing
I've ever seen.
What are you doing?!
She clearly doesn't
want us to go in!
I'm just...
polishing the handle.
Oh, no!
It opened by mistake!
[ LOUD ROAR ]
[ SCREAMS ]
So...
I got a question.
Do trolls, like, uh,
normally eat people?
Normally, trolls bait people
to make them angry.
They feed
on people's anger.
[ SIGHS ]
And then they eat them.
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
Wait.
Please tell me
you didn't feed the troll.
I... didn't
feed the troll?
[ LOUD ROAR ]
It fed itself...
on Darwin.
This is terrible!
A troll on the loose
and a missing child!
This could lead to...
a witch trial!
You mean with pitchforks
and flaming torches?
No, way worse...
With lawyers and court fees!
And it's my money
that's gonna burn!
It's okay. I'll help you,
using the magic you taught me.
Oh, yeah, about that...
I wasn't training you.
I just tricked you
into doing my chores.
[ GASPS ]
But how?!
Was it some kind
of magic mind trick?
Nah, just a regular
mind trick.
Ohh!
Ah, come on.
Put this on.
It'll give you magic powers.
[ GASPS ]
[ CLATTER ]
TROLL: Global warming
isn't real!
[ GASPS ]
I'm sorry, but there are
scientific proofs that...
I think you mean
"There is scientific proof."
Don't they teach grammar
at yoga academy?
For your information,
yoga is a very physical
and noble activity.
No need to get
so excited, hon.
I am a man!
Hard to tell with that voice
and that ponytail.
You don't have to
get all defensive.
I'm not being defens...
[ SCREAMS ]
[ GROANS ]
Lite?
You only have the demo version
of my powers.
Every spell you cast
has a watermark.
Now, you take care
of the troll
while I erase
Mr. Small's memory.
[ COUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ GROANS ]
[ RUMBLING ]
[ GASPS ]
[ ROARS ]
Unexpecto amphibiosos!
[ RIBBITS ]
Aah!
What are you doing?!
[ ROARS ]
[ GASPS ]
Disappeariosis!
Ha! Gotcha!
[ TROLL GROWLS ]
Agh! You didn't
make him disappear!
Aaaah!
[ BOTH GROAN ]
You made him invisible!
[ FOOTSTEPS THUDDING ]
[ ROARING ]
I think I know
where he is.
Take this!
Electriosis!
[ GROANING ]
Watch out!
Aaaaagh!
[ ROARS ]
Uh... er...
T-T-Teleportarion!
[ GROWLS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
Aaaaah!
[ CHOKING, GULPS ]
[ GASPS ]
Pacificosus absolutus!
[ LAUGHS ]
Oh! Oh! Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
Mmm!
Oh, man!
[ ROARS ]
[ GROWLS WEAKLY ]
Ha! Potroficus!
[ GASPS ]
Oh, no! My hat!
[ ROARS ]
Too late, little man.
You got beat.
I think you mean
"beaten."
Ha! You think
you can troll a troll?
You got a lot to learn.
I know.
I always thought
trolls were, like,
those little porcelain guys
on the lawn.
That's gnomes.
You know that's gnomes.
Oh. Right.
You guys are the ones
with the lucky charms.
No! That's leprechauns!
You're talking about lepre...
[ RETCHES ]
Aaaah! Oof!
[ GASPS ]
You found his weakness!
Trolls are only as big
as we make them.
Keep doing it.
Keep doing what?
Being yourself.
Okay.
So, if you're a troll, why don't
you have an Irish accent
and live
at the end of a rainbow?
That's totally leprechauns!
Stop doing leprechauns!
[ SCREAMS ]
Got it...
So the orcs are the ones
with the big feet
that live in the burrows.
No!
The orcs are the...
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You're right.
Orcas are
the panda-looking whales.
Ugh!
Man, it stank in there!
He's disgusting.
Actually, elves are quite cute
when they're small.
I am not an elf!
Would you...
Stop it! Stop it!
[ HIGH-PITCHED ]
Stop it!
I think
we found your talent.
What is it?
You're supernaturally
annoying.
Eh.
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan