The Amazing World of Gumball (2011–…): Season 5, Episode 25 - The Ex - full transcript
When Rob gets a new nemesis, Gumball tries to make Rob hate him again.
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
[ MUNCHING ]
Gumball, slow down.
You'll get brain freeze.
I'll be fine.
It's my special skill...
I can eat as much ice cream as I
want and never get...
[ DRYER WHIRRING ]
Brain freeze.
Uh, how did we get here?
So how about an ice cream?
[ SIGHS ]
[ GASPS ]
It's my mortal enemy... Rob.
Do you think he saw me?
Have I ever told you about Rob?
Yeah, once or twice.
And then Rob tried to blow up
the dam, and then he said,
"I am your nemesis,"
but in a cool British accent
that I actually
gave him.
This reminds me of that time
the bus went through the tunnel
as Rob tried to blow it up, but,
obviously, I thwarted him
by wrestling on
the wing of a plane.
And then I saw Rob in the mall
and explained to Penny
about how, like,
Rob's my nemesis.
Yeah, Gumball,
that's right now.
Oh.
[ GASPS ] He's gone into
the hardware store!
He's probably getting stuff
for me, you know,
stuff to destroy me with.
Oh, my gosh!
He can't see me here!
What's he buying?
Oh, don't tell me.
No, tell me.
No, don't tell me!
Just give me a clue.
Okay, two clues.
Hmm.
He seems to be buying
a circular saw.
[ SCREAMS ]
Is the blade diamond-edged?
Mmm, no, just a regular blade.
That's okay.
We're not there yet.
Wait! He's leaving.
I think he's getting a coffee.
Looks like someone wants to stay
up all night
creating plans to destroy me.
It's decaf.
Oh.
Looks like someone wants to
sleep well
so he can wake up early
and create plans to destroy me.
What is it with you two?
We're nemesises.
Nemesisses?
Nemisis?
Nemeses.
You wouldn't understand.
[ CELL PHONE CHIMES ]
You have one unread
threatening message.
[ SCREAMS ] It's from Rob!
I'm too excited!
You read it!
[ SIGHS ]
"I hate you more than anything
in the world."
[ GASPS ]
"I'm gonna smush you out of
your yellow skin."
Okay, he's color-blind.
He never mentioned that before,
but secrets are fine.
"I hate your slimy
bananary guts."
[ GASPS ] It's a bit weird
to call my guts bananary,
but let's just go with it.
"You are my nemesis,
Banana Joe."
It's a weird new nickname
for me,
but it's still good to know
he's thinking about me.
I don't think that message
was for you.
It's obviously just
some sort of mistake.
I'll just ask Rob.
[ CHUCKLES ]
Are you okay?
You're walking kind of strange.
Oh, this is my normal
casual walk
and my normal casual whistle.
[ WHISTLING ]
[ WHISTLING FASTER ]
Oh, hey, Rob.
You didn't see me there.
What?
You'll laugh at this.
I got a threatening message
from you,
and Penny here says
it isn't for me.
Oh, you got that message.
This is awkward.
Um, that wasn't for you.
Told you.
Yeah, I...
I should have let you know.
The thing is I'm nemes-ing
someone else now.
What?
Yeah, that message was for
Banana Joe.
He's kind of my new nemesis.
You're not making any sense.
Look, I try to end you,
you try to end me.
You save me, I save you.
It got complicated.
I need something
more simple right now.
Oh, and Banana Joe is simple?!
Okay, so I'll give you that.
But I thought
we had something!
I guess you and I just kind of
drifted together.
Banana Joe's
just easier to hate.
[ WHIMPERING ]
You gonna be okay?
Gumball?
Gumball?!
I'm fine.
[ SIGHS ]
He doesn't want to be
my nemesis anymore.
Oh, I'm sure
he still hates you.
He's just not in hate
with you.
I just don't want to go back out
there on the hating scene.
Don't worry. I'm sure there's
someone out there
that wants to destroy you...
Irate neighbors,
outraged friends,
humiliated teachers.
The list is endless.
And with Darwin away, too,
I just feel so neglected.
I'm not away!
I've been here the whole time.
You've got no idea what it's
like to feel under-appreciated.
I think I do.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
[ GASPS ]
Maybe it's Rob!
Gumball?!
But it could be him.
No.
But...
No!
But...
No!
[ GROANS ]
How did he do that?
[ GASPS ]
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
So I'll see you at 3:00 tomorrow
for your nemesis interview,
um...
Pied Piper.
Really, the Pied Piper?
That's the best nemesis you
could come up with?
I don't want to even get into
the fact that you're only
wearing underpants and speaking
into a TV remote.
Oh.
Goal!
[ AUDIO FROM CHANNELS CHANGING ]
What can I do for you?
Seeing as I'm now
someone else's nemesis,
I don't really need
this stuff anymore.
It's some photos of you taken on
a long-distance lens,
batteries from your
smoke alarm...
You know, that kind of thing.
Oh, thank you.
I'll just check it's all here.
[ SOBBING ]
Yep, that all seems to be
in order.
Right.
Anyway, I better be going.
♪ ...standing right here
Huh?
♪ Right in front of you, babe
Uh, what are you doing?
You used to hate this song.
Hmm. Not anymore.
♪ Oh
♪ To you, babe
[ SLURPING ]
[ CHUCKLES ] That's right...
Straight into my trap.
Hey, Rob.
What ya doing?
Uh, I'm kind of in the middle
of something.
I see you got
some scissors there.
Well, I was gonna ride my bike
through some heavy traffic.
It would be terrible if someone
were to cut my brakes.
Yep. That would be super
dangerous if somebody did that.
I'd be obliterated.
I mean, there'd be
nothing left of me.
They'd have to use my dental
records to figure out who I was.
Yeah. It would be terrible
if someone, you know,
cut my brakes.
[ SIGHS ]
Never mind.
Rob? Rob?!
Rob?
Excuse me. I don't mind
cutting your brakes.
What?
Weirdo!
[ SLURPING ]
And here's your burger, sir.
But I didn't order one.
It's from a secret admirer.
Oh! How nice!
That's it.
Just one bite
and it's bye-bye...
Oh!
Huh?
Mustn't forget to
take out the pickle.
Just one bite, and it's
bye-bye...
Oh!
[ GROWLS ]
Mustn't forget to take out
the onions.
Just one bit...
Oh! Mustn't forget to take out
the sesame seeds.
One, two, three...
What's he got
that I haven't?
Is it his voice?
Is that it?
'Cause I can change.
I can do his voice, easy.
"Hello, Rob.
I'm Banana Joe.
I'm the poor man's Gumball.
Hmm!
Look, I can be annoying.
[ SLURPING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ COUGHS ]
Ha! That's gotta be
annoying, right?
Hit with a spitty straw
right in the face!
That's gotta be
extraordinarily annoying.
[ POINK, POINK ]
21...
Oh, come on!
That joke was terrible!
Fine, you want me to go full
Banana Joe, 'cause I'll do it?
[ SINGING ]
♪ Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na
♪ Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na,
Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
27... huh?
Gumball Watterson,
you've been served.
Apparently making terrible
jokes, jumping around,
and replacing song lyrics with
the word "banana"
is a breach of
intellectual property rights.
Ay, caramba!
[ GROWLS ]
I can't believe it!
[ GASPS ]
You're annoyed at me?!
No, Banana Joe!
He makes me so angry!
All my planning, and he didn't
touch the burger!
Or even let me finish my
supervillian quip!
It was gonna be,
"Bye-bye, Banana," right?
I'll eat the burger!
Look!
[ MUNCHING ]
Oh.
It didn't do any...
What am I gonna do? All the cool
guys have nemesesies.
Like who?
That boy Wizard
who had that creepy ginger dude
following him around.
That wasn't his nemesis.
Really? He never helped.
I've got my nemesis.
[ CHUCKLES ]
Who?
Don't get him started.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
Dude, it's a hat.
That's just what
he wants you to think.
Maybe you should just accept it
and turn over a new leaf.
I mean, it's not...
Maybe I should just accept it
and turn over a new leaf.
You guys should just be friends.
[ GASPS ] Maybe we should
just be friends!
Don't worry, I came up with
a much better idea
while you were blabbering on.
Me and Rob are gonna be friends.
That is literally
what I just said.
Oh, we make such a great team.
Joe, sweetie, when you're
finished dancing to no music,
don't forget to
take out the trash.
Okay, Mom!
Hey, buddy!
[ SCREAMS ]
What?!
Oh, nothing.
Just wanted to hang out.
You know, like friends.
What?
Yeah, I'm just here to help.
[ SIGHS ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
I booby-trapped his house.
What?
I booby-trapped his house...
To help a buddy out.
You know, buddies.
Oh.
When's it gonna go off?
Any minute now.
So why are we watching
this house?
Because it's where
Banana Joe lives.
Oh, then who's house did I...
Why?!
Oh, Tobias.
Never mind.
I've rigged Banana Joe's
front door handle
so that when he opens it
to take out the trash,
it unhooks a latch on the back
of the truck down the street,
releasing the oil drums,
which will roll down sidewalk
towards him, so just as he lifts
the lid, he is obliterated.
Wow. You really explained that
in a lot of unnecessary detail.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
Shh.
Here he comes.
[ CREAKS ]
[ CLANGING ]
[ WHISTLING ]
[ BEEPS ]
Huh?
[ GASPS ]
Oh, what are you doing?!
Turn it off!
I was gonna take a photo,
but I switched the torch on
by mistake!
What is wrong with you?!
Oh.
Did you see that?
Uh, yeah.
So what are you doing?
Just chilling with
my buddy, Rob...
in a bush.
Right, Rob?
What is wrong with you?!
You just ruined the whole thing
for me again!
I don't believe it! You've got
to be the most insufferable,
annoying, selfish person
I've ever met.
Come on.
In fact, I think,
really, really...
Say it.
Hate you!
♪ And you
♪ Will love me forever
You see, Darwin, it's all about
keeping the hatred interesting.
I mean, it's no big deal, but he
did say he'd hate me forever.
Wow!
That's a big commitment.
I've smoothed things over
with Penny as well.
I couldn't find any cards that
said, "Sorry I spent all this
time ignoring you because I was
trying to get some dude
to hate me."
So what did you do?
[ GASPS ] Thank goodness!
I couldn't breathe in there.
Yeah, I couldn't find any
balloons, either.
So it looks like you made up
with your nemesis, too.
What do you mean?
The hat.
He's got me!
[ SCREAMING ]
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
[ MUNCHING ]
Gumball, slow down.
You'll get brain freeze.
I'll be fine.
It's my special skill...
I can eat as much ice cream as I
want and never get...
[ DRYER WHIRRING ]
Brain freeze.
Uh, how did we get here?
So how about an ice cream?
[ SIGHS ]
[ GASPS ]
It's my mortal enemy... Rob.
Do you think he saw me?
Have I ever told you about Rob?
Yeah, once or twice.
And then Rob tried to blow up
the dam, and then he said,
"I am your nemesis,"
but in a cool British accent
that I actually
gave him.
This reminds me of that time
the bus went through the tunnel
as Rob tried to blow it up, but,
obviously, I thwarted him
by wrestling on
the wing of a plane.
And then I saw Rob in the mall
and explained to Penny
about how, like,
Rob's my nemesis.
Yeah, Gumball,
that's right now.
Oh.
[ GASPS ] He's gone into
the hardware store!
He's probably getting stuff
for me, you know,
stuff to destroy me with.
Oh, my gosh!
He can't see me here!
What's he buying?
Oh, don't tell me.
No, tell me.
No, don't tell me!
Just give me a clue.
Okay, two clues.
Hmm.
He seems to be buying
a circular saw.
[ SCREAMS ]
Is the blade diamond-edged?
Mmm, no, just a regular blade.
That's okay.
We're not there yet.
Wait! He's leaving.
I think he's getting a coffee.
Looks like someone wants to stay
up all night
creating plans to destroy me.
It's decaf.
Oh.
Looks like someone wants to
sleep well
so he can wake up early
and create plans to destroy me.
What is it with you two?
We're nemesises.
Nemesisses?
Nemisis?
Nemeses.
You wouldn't understand.
[ CELL PHONE CHIMES ]
You have one unread
threatening message.
[ SCREAMS ] It's from Rob!
I'm too excited!
You read it!
[ SIGHS ]
"I hate you more than anything
in the world."
[ GASPS ]
"I'm gonna smush you out of
your yellow skin."
Okay, he's color-blind.
He never mentioned that before,
but secrets are fine.
"I hate your slimy
bananary guts."
[ GASPS ] It's a bit weird
to call my guts bananary,
but let's just go with it.
"You are my nemesis,
Banana Joe."
It's a weird new nickname
for me,
but it's still good to know
he's thinking about me.
I don't think that message
was for you.
It's obviously just
some sort of mistake.
I'll just ask Rob.
[ CHUCKLES ]
Are you okay?
You're walking kind of strange.
Oh, this is my normal
casual walk
and my normal casual whistle.
[ WHISTLING ]
[ WHISTLING FASTER ]
Oh, hey, Rob.
You didn't see me there.
What?
You'll laugh at this.
I got a threatening message
from you,
and Penny here says
it isn't for me.
Oh, you got that message.
This is awkward.
Um, that wasn't for you.
Told you.
Yeah, I...
I should have let you know.
The thing is I'm nemes-ing
someone else now.
What?
Yeah, that message was for
Banana Joe.
He's kind of my new nemesis.
You're not making any sense.
Look, I try to end you,
you try to end me.
You save me, I save you.
It got complicated.
I need something
more simple right now.
Oh, and Banana Joe is simple?!
Okay, so I'll give you that.
But I thought
we had something!
I guess you and I just kind of
drifted together.
Banana Joe's
just easier to hate.
[ WHIMPERING ]
You gonna be okay?
Gumball?
Gumball?!
I'm fine.
[ SIGHS ]
He doesn't want to be
my nemesis anymore.
Oh, I'm sure
he still hates you.
He's just not in hate
with you.
I just don't want to go back out
there on the hating scene.
Don't worry. I'm sure there's
someone out there
that wants to destroy you...
Irate neighbors,
outraged friends,
humiliated teachers.
The list is endless.
And with Darwin away, too,
I just feel so neglected.
I'm not away!
I've been here the whole time.
You've got no idea what it's
like to feel under-appreciated.
I think I do.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
[ GASPS ]
Maybe it's Rob!
Gumball?!
But it could be him.
No.
But...
No!
But...
No!
[ GROANS ]
How did he do that?
[ GASPS ]
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
So I'll see you at 3:00 tomorrow
for your nemesis interview,
um...
Pied Piper.
Really, the Pied Piper?
That's the best nemesis you
could come up with?
I don't want to even get into
the fact that you're only
wearing underpants and speaking
into a TV remote.
Oh.
Goal!
[ AUDIO FROM CHANNELS CHANGING ]
What can I do for you?
Seeing as I'm now
someone else's nemesis,
I don't really need
this stuff anymore.
It's some photos of you taken on
a long-distance lens,
batteries from your
smoke alarm...
You know, that kind of thing.
Oh, thank you.
I'll just check it's all here.
[ SOBBING ]
Yep, that all seems to be
in order.
Right.
Anyway, I better be going.
♪ ...standing right here
Huh?
♪ Right in front of you, babe
Uh, what are you doing?
You used to hate this song.
Hmm. Not anymore.
♪ Oh
♪ To you, babe
[ SLURPING ]
[ CHUCKLES ] That's right...
Straight into my trap.
Hey, Rob.
What ya doing?
Uh, I'm kind of in the middle
of something.
I see you got
some scissors there.
Well, I was gonna ride my bike
through some heavy traffic.
It would be terrible if someone
were to cut my brakes.
Yep. That would be super
dangerous if somebody did that.
I'd be obliterated.
I mean, there'd be
nothing left of me.
They'd have to use my dental
records to figure out who I was.
Yeah. It would be terrible
if someone, you know,
cut my brakes.
[ SIGHS ]
Never mind.
Rob? Rob?!
Rob?
Excuse me. I don't mind
cutting your brakes.
What?
Weirdo!
[ SLURPING ]
And here's your burger, sir.
But I didn't order one.
It's from a secret admirer.
Oh! How nice!
That's it.
Just one bite
and it's bye-bye...
Oh!
Huh?
Mustn't forget to
take out the pickle.
Just one bite, and it's
bye-bye...
Oh!
[ GROWLS ]
Mustn't forget to take out
the onions.
Just one bit...
Oh! Mustn't forget to take out
the sesame seeds.
One, two, three...
What's he got
that I haven't?
Is it his voice?
Is that it?
'Cause I can change.
I can do his voice, easy.
"Hello, Rob.
I'm Banana Joe.
I'm the poor man's Gumball.
Hmm!
Look, I can be annoying.
[ SLURPING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ COUGHS ]
Ha! That's gotta be
annoying, right?
Hit with a spitty straw
right in the face!
That's gotta be
extraordinarily annoying.
[ POINK, POINK ]
21...
Oh, come on!
That joke was terrible!
Fine, you want me to go full
Banana Joe, 'cause I'll do it?
[ SINGING ]
♪ Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na
♪ Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na,
Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
27... huh?
Gumball Watterson,
you've been served.
Apparently making terrible
jokes, jumping around,
and replacing song lyrics with
the word "banana"
is a breach of
intellectual property rights.
Ay, caramba!
[ GROWLS ]
I can't believe it!
[ GASPS ]
You're annoyed at me?!
No, Banana Joe!
He makes me so angry!
All my planning, and he didn't
touch the burger!
Or even let me finish my
supervillian quip!
It was gonna be,
"Bye-bye, Banana," right?
I'll eat the burger!
Look!
[ MUNCHING ]
Oh.
It didn't do any...
What am I gonna do? All the cool
guys have nemesesies.
Like who?
That boy Wizard
who had that creepy ginger dude
following him around.
That wasn't his nemesis.
Really? He never helped.
I've got my nemesis.
[ CHUCKLES ]
Who?
Don't get him started.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
Dude, it's a hat.
That's just what
he wants you to think.
Maybe you should just accept it
and turn over a new leaf.
I mean, it's not...
Maybe I should just accept it
and turn over a new leaf.
You guys should just be friends.
[ GASPS ] Maybe we should
just be friends!
Don't worry, I came up with
a much better idea
while you were blabbering on.
Me and Rob are gonna be friends.
That is literally
what I just said.
Oh, we make such a great team.
Joe, sweetie, when you're
finished dancing to no music,
don't forget to
take out the trash.
Okay, Mom!
Hey, buddy!
[ SCREAMS ]
What?!
Oh, nothing.
Just wanted to hang out.
You know, like friends.
What?
Yeah, I'm just here to help.
[ SIGHS ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
I booby-trapped his house.
What?
I booby-trapped his house...
To help a buddy out.
You know, buddies.
Oh.
When's it gonna go off?
Any minute now.
So why are we watching
this house?
Because it's where
Banana Joe lives.
Oh, then who's house did I...
Why?!
Oh, Tobias.
Never mind.
I've rigged Banana Joe's
front door handle
so that when he opens it
to take out the trash,
it unhooks a latch on the back
of the truck down the street,
releasing the oil drums,
which will roll down sidewalk
towards him, so just as he lifts
the lid, he is obliterated.
Wow. You really explained that
in a lot of unnecessary detail.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
Shh.
Here he comes.
[ CREAKS ]
[ CLANGING ]
[ WHISTLING ]
[ BEEPS ]
Huh?
[ GASPS ]
Oh, what are you doing?!
Turn it off!
I was gonna take a photo,
but I switched the torch on
by mistake!
What is wrong with you?!
Oh.
Did you see that?
Uh, yeah.
So what are you doing?
Just chilling with
my buddy, Rob...
in a bush.
Right, Rob?
What is wrong with you?!
You just ruined the whole thing
for me again!
I don't believe it! You've got
to be the most insufferable,
annoying, selfish person
I've ever met.
Come on.
In fact, I think,
really, really...
Say it.
Hate you!
♪ And you
♪ Will love me forever
You see, Darwin, it's all about
keeping the hatred interesting.
I mean, it's no big deal, but he
did say he'd hate me forever.
Wow!
That's a big commitment.
I've smoothed things over
with Penny as well.
I couldn't find any cards that
said, "Sorry I spent all this
time ignoring you because I was
trying to get some dude
to hate me."
So what did you do?
[ GASPS ] Thank goodness!
I couldn't breathe in there.
Yeah, I couldn't find any
balloons, either.
So it looks like you made up
with your nemesis, too.
What do you mean?
The hat.
He's got me!
[ SCREAMING ]
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan