The Amazing World of Gumball (2011–…): Season 5, Episode 24 - The Diet - full transcript
Gumball and Darwin manage to help Richard follow his diet.
[ BEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
Hmm.
Hmm.
Mmm...
What's going on?
I've never seen Mr. Dad that
confused by the fridge before.
Yeah, it's the only appliance
in the house
that he actually
knows how to use.
Kids, where would I find
the "sa-lard"?
You mean salad.
It's in the drawer at
the bottom of the fridge.
There's a drawer in the fridge?
Hmm...
[ GASPS ]
I thought we agreed no secrets.
Hmm!
Oh, who am I kidding?
I still love you.
Dinner is served.
I'm impressed.
You're really taking this diet
thing seriously.
Sure, I am. My book says if you
use tiny plates, you eat less.
Um, that only works if you have
one tiny plate.
What diet is this?
Well, that's
the no-carbs diet.
That's the high-protein diet,
that's the 5-2 diet,
that's the 2-5 diet,
that's the...
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
Pizza delivery!
And that?
My reward for dieting.
[ MUNCHING ]
Hey, Mr. Dad, I like your
new roll-neck sweater.
I'm now wearing a roll-neck.
Oh.
It's your actual neck roll.
Are you sure this diet's
working?
Absolutely.
I feel incredible.
It's given me so much energy.
Yeah, you did just sleep for
36 hours.
[ GASPS ] That means I missed
a whole day's eating!
Hmm.
It's weird.
Since I started dieting,
we run out of food so quickly,
I have to go buy groceries
every day.
Maybe I'm doing something wrong.
Hmm.
That's it! I should get
the groceries delivered!
[ BOTH GROAN ]
[ CHIMES ]
Done!
Let's go to
the grocery store.
But you just ordered
a whole load of food!
I've got to have something to
eat in the meantime, don't I?
Chewing is one of the best
ways to burn calories!
[ LOUD THUMPING ]
[ SIGHS ]
It's taking him forever.
[ GRUNTING ]
[ PANTING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ PANTING ]
[ ALARM BLARES ]
Uh, Dad, I don't think this
diet's working.
Okay, Darwin and I are going to
help you diet properly.
What do you know about dieting?
[ SCOFFS ]
The Internet exists.
We don't need to "know"
anything.
We will be
your thin-spiration.
Your slim-presarios.
Your...
Okay, I think he gets it.
Hmm.
Now, if you want to
take this seriously,
you need to be open and honest
about what you eat.
Do you have any food in the
house we don't know about?
Uh...
Dad!
I thought that would throw
you guys off.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
[ GASPS ]
Mm-hmm.
Hmm!
That's not so bad.
Wait a minute.
Hmm.
Hmm!
Mmm.
That's it, we're putting you
in lock down!
Somewhere where
there's no food.
Fishfinger, do you copy?
I repeat, Fishfinger,
do you copy?
All quiet here. I repeat,
all quiet here, Night Towel.
Ugh!
It's Night Owl!
Wait, I'm picking up some
interference here.
Sounds like...
chewing.
What's he doing in there?
Oh, I can't make it out.
Do you see anything?
[ MUNCHING ]
[ GASPS ]
He has a burger!
Repeat, he has a burger!
You're gonna have to go in.
And, Darwin, be careful.
Hey, Dad?
[ GASPS ] He's gone!
That's impossible!
What can you see?
Oh, my gosh!
The hamburger's fake!
[ GASPS ] It must be a trap!
Get out of there!
Abort, abort!
[ GASPS ]
[ HISSES ]
[ SCREAMS ]
Oh. It's just saliva.
Ew!
[ SCREAMING ]
He's escaped!
Fridge!
[ MUNCHING ]
[ SHUDDERS ]
This is a new low.
Meh, feels like
a very familiar low.
Dad moves so fast when
there's food involved.
Are you thinking what
I'm thinking?
We use food to trick Dad
into exercising!
Huh, that never
usually works.
You probably shouldn't have said
your plan out loud
right in front of me.
Don't worry, his short-term
memory is terrible.
So what are we
talking about?
There it is.
[ PANTING ]
Ooh!
It's working! But it feels
like something's missing.
Training wheels?
[ BELL DINGS ]
Nah, we're too old for them.
Synth-rock
and cross-fades?
Hmm!
[ SYNTH ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪ Feel the beat when your
heart's on fire ♪
♪ Burning up,
let it take you higher ♪
♪ Tearin' down the walls that
cage your mind ♪
♪ Feel the heat when
your heart's on fire ♪
♪ Burning up,
let it take you higher ♪
♪ Tearin' down the walls
that cage your mind ♪
♪ Feel the heat when your
heart's on fire ♪
♪ Burning up,
let it take you higher ♪
♪ Tearin' down the walls
that cage your mind ♪
Whoo-hoo!
Hurray!
All right!
Whoo-hoo!
[ SIGHS ]
I knew all we needed
to get Dad fit
was a montage.
Yeah!
And quick, too.
It was under a minute.
♪ Feel the heat when your
heart's on... ♪
Oh, that tune is so annoying.
I've still got it going around
in my head.
Me, too.
♪ Take you higher,
tearing down the walls ♪
Oh, he's still montaging.
I'm sure he'll tire
himself out soon.
[ CAR HORN BLARING ]
Hey, get out of my car!
Get out of the way, Watterson!
Get out of the way of my car!
That's right, buddy.
Honk if you think I'm tonk.
Oh, look.
We've created a monster.
Yeah, a really ripped one.
Say, which one of you two fine
specimens
is coming with me to the mall?
People there are gonna want to
see me with my shirt off.
Yeah, uh, I think we're
gonna stay home.
I wasn't talking to you.
I was talking to
these babies!
Aw, for crying out loud!
[ SCREAMS ]
We have to follow him.
'Cause he's
a danger to himself?
No, because there's a danger
he'll embarrass us.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
Thanks for the lift.
I was trying to run you over.
How are we gonna know
where he is?!
[ CELL PHONE CHIMING ]
Don't worry,
he's selfie-ing now.
He updates his profile picture
every five seconds.
We can work it out from that.
See, look at those puppies.
I don't want to see that.
Oh, not what I expected.
That means he's
at the pet store!
[ CHIMES ]
Oh, now he's at the nursery.
What's he doing now?
Uh, excuse me.
I'm really sorry to bother
you, but...
It's quite all right.
I get this all the time.
I'm ready for you to take
my picture.
Um...
Don't worry.
I've got this.
Uh, actually, um...
Wait, I'll just tag it.
"Chilling with my fans."
Yeah, I just wanted to see if
you were using this chair.
You mean this chair?
You know what,
don't worry about it.
You could take this table
if you like.
Yeah, never mind.
[ SHUTTER CLICKING ]
Where is he?!
[ PHONE CHIMES ]
[ GASPS ]
He's in Paris?
London?
New Jersey?
Oh, he's at the travel agent's
by the fountain!
Come on!
I wish for a world in which
everyone can live together
in peace and harmony.
[ GASPS ]
Don't worry, kid!
I'll rescue that coin!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ DELIBES' "FLOWER DUET"
PLAYING ]
How is he doing that?
And why?
Be more careful next time,
big guy.
Uh...
thanks.
I guess that means
no world peace.
[ PANTING ]
Where did he go?!
[ CHIMES ]
The parking lot!
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ]
♪ Work it, work it ♪
♪ Put your back into it now ♪
♪ I'm gonna
make that body work ♪
♪ Make that body work... ♪
Hey, buddy, where ya going
with my tires?!
Hey, stop!
That guy has to be stopped!
I mean, his abs are phenomenal,
but he has got to be stopped!
MAN: We have a fire on
West Elmore Boulevard.
Wait, there's a guy,
he's taking the hose.
Sir, he's... he's posing with
the hose. Sir, sir?!
Uh, maybe it's not him.
Look at the size of
those biceps!
Yeah, it's definitely him.
Sir, for pity's sake, I need
the hose to put out the fire!
There might be people in there!
He stole my helmet!
[ GROWLS ]
You join us here as our brave
fire department
are prevented from doing their
job by a local jerk.
[ SIREN WAILS ]
Sir, stop posing with the fire
hose, or I'll have to use this!
[ SHUTTER CLICKS ]
I warned you!
[ GRUNTS ]
Oh, my gosh!
It's just making his abs
more defined.
Magnificent!
Everything we try just makes
him more beautiful.
You'd feel so safe
in those arms.
Dad, stop!
You're taking this too far!
You've become vain! Remember
what's important to you!
What means more to you than
anything else?
Yes, remember your family!
No, food!
Remember food!
Remember food!
[ "REMEMBER FOOD" ECHOING ]
[ GASPS ]
[ MUNCHING ]
[ PANTING ]
[ NEWS JINGLE PLAYS ]
You join us here as a local hero
has put out a house fire
without the aid of our useless
fire department.
Who needs firemen anyway?
I'm sorry, kids.
I guess I went a bit too far.
Let me make it up to you.
Who wants pizza?
And after that,
we can go for Mexican.
And after that,
we can go for Chinese.
Oh, and we should get a burrito,
too, and maybe some ice cream.
You know what? I could also
really go for a taco right now.
There's this place I know where
they toast the tacos first,
then maybe a burger.
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
Hmm.
Hmm.
Mmm...
What's going on?
I've never seen Mr. Dad that
confused by the fridge before.
Yeah, it's the only appliance
in the house
that he actually
knows how to use.
Kids, where would I find
the "sa-lard"?
You mean salad.
It's in the drawer at
the bottom of the fridge.
There's a drawer in the fridge?
Hmm...
[ GASPS ]
I thought we agreed no secrets.
Hmm!
Oh, who am I kidding?
I still love you.
Dinner is served.
I'm impressed.
You're really taking this diet
thing seriously.
Sure, I am. My book says if you
use tiny plates, you eat less.
Um, that only works if you have
one tiny plate.
What diet is this?
Well, that's
the no-carbs diet.
That's the high-protein diet,
that's the 5-2 diet,
that's the 2-5 diet,
that's the...
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
Pizza delivery!
And that?
My reward for dieting.
[ MUNCHING ]
Hey, Mr. Dad, I like your
new roll-neck sweater.
I'm now wearing a roll-neck.
Oh.
It's your actual neck roll.
Are you sure this diet's
working?
Absolutely.
I feel incredible.
It's given me so much energy.
Yeah, you did just sleep for
36 hours.
[ GASPS ] That means I missed
a whole day's eating!
Hmm.
It's weird.
Since I started dieting,
we run out of food so quickly,
I have to go buy groceries
every day.
Maybe I'm doing something wrong.
Hmm.
That's it! I should get
the groceries delivered!
[ BOTH GROAN ]
[ CHIMES ]
Done!
Let's go to
the grocery store.
But you just ordered
a whole load of food!
I've got to have something to
eat in the meantime, don't I?
Chewing is one of the best
ways to burn calories!
[ LOUD THUMPING ]
[ SIGHS ]
It's taking him forever.
[ GRUNTING ]
[ PANTING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ PANTING ]
[ ALARM BLARES ]
Uh, Dad, I don't think this
diet's working.
Okay, Darwin and I are going to
help you diet properly.
What do you know about dieting?
[ SCOFFS ]
The Internet exists.
We don't need to "know"
anything.
We will be
your thin-spiration.
Your slim-presarios.
Your...
Okay, I think he gets it.
Hmm.
Now, if you want to
take this seriously,
you need to be open and honest
about what you eat.
Do you have any food in the
house we don't know about?
Uh...
Dad!
I thought that would throw
you guys off.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
[ GASPS ]
Mm-hmm.
Hmm!
That's not so bad.
Wait a minute.
Hmm.
Hmm!
Mmm.
That's it, we're putting you
in lock down!
Somewhere where
there's no food.
Fishfinger, do you copy?
I repeat, Fishfinger,
do you copy?
All quiet here. I repeat,
all quiet here, Night Towel.
Ugh!
It's Night Owl!
Wait, I'm picking up some
interference here.
Sounds like...
chewing.
What's he doing in there?
Oh, I can't make it out.
Do you see anything?
[ MUNCHING ]
[ GASPS ]
He has a burger!
Repeat, he has a burger!
You're gonna have to go in.
And, Darwin, be careful.
Hey, Dad?
[ GASPS ] He's gone!
That's impossible!
What can you see?
Oh, my gosh!
The hamburger's fake!
[ GASPS ] It must be a trap!
Get out of there!
Abort, abort!
[ GASPS ]
[ HISSES ]
[ SCREAMS ]
Oh. It's just saliva.
Ew!
[ SCREAMING ]
He's escaped!
Fridge!
[ MUNCHING ]
[ SHUDDERS ]
This is a new low.
Meh, feels like
a very familiar low.
Dad moves so fast when
there's food involved.
Are you thinking what
I'm thinking?
We use food to trick Dad
into exercising!
Huh, that never
usually works.
You probably shouldn't have said
your plan out loud
right in front of me.
Don't worry, his short-term
memory is terrible.
So what are we
talking about?
There it is.
[ PANTING ]
Ooh!
It's working! But it feels
like something's missing.
Training wheels?
[ BELL DINGS ]
Nah, we're too old for them.
Synth-rock
and cross-fades?
Hmm!
[ SYNTH ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪ Feel the beat when your
heart's on fire ♪
♪ Burning up,
let it take you higher ♪
♪ Tearin' down the walls that
cage your mind ♪
♪ Feel the heat when
your heart's on fire ♪
♪ Burning up,
let it take you higher ♪
♪ Tearin' down the walls
that cage your mind ♪
♪ Feel the heat when your
heart's on fire ♪
♪ Burning up,
let it take you higher ♪
♪ Tearin' down the walls
that cage your mind ♪
Whoo-hoo!
Hurray!
All right!
Whoo-hoo!
[ SIGHS ]
I knew all we needed
to get Dad fit
was a montage.
Yeah!
And quick, too.
It was under a minute.
♪ Feel the heat when your
heart's on... ♪
Oh, that tune is so annoying.
I've still got it going around
in my head.
Me, too.
♪ Take you higher,
tearing down the walls ♪
Oh, he's still montaging.
I'm sure he'll tire
himself out soon.
[ CAR HORN BLARING ]
Hey, get out of my car!
Get out of the way, Watterson!
Get out of the way of my car!
That's right, buddy.
Honk if you think I'm tonk.
Oh, look.
We've created a monster.
Yeah, a really ripped one.
Say, which one of you two fine
specimens
is coming with me to the mall?
People there are gonna want to
see me with my shirt off.
Yeah, uh, I think we're
gonna stay home.
I wasn't talking to you.
I was talking to
these babies!
Aw, for crying out loud!
[ SCREAMS ]
We have to follow him.
'Cause he's
a danger to himself?
No, because there's a danger
he'll embarrass us.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
Thanks for the lift.
I was trying to run you over.
How are we gonna know
where he is?!
[ CELL PHONE CHIMING ]
Don't worry,
he's selfie-ing now.
He updates his profile picture
every five seconds.
We can work it out from that.
See, look at those puppies.
I don't want to see that.
Oh, not what I expected.
That means he's
at the pet store!
[ CHIMES ]
Oh, now he's at the nursery.
What's he doing now?
Uh, excuse me.
I'm really sorry to bother
you, but...
It's quite all right.
I get this all the time.
I'm ready for you to take
my picture.
Um...
Don't worry.
I've got this.
Uh, actually, um...
Wait, I'll just tag it.
"Chilling with my fans."
Yeah, I just wanted to see if
you were using this chair.
You mean this chair?
You know what,
don't worry about it.
You could take this table
if you like.
Yeah, never mind.
[ SHUTTER CLICKING ]
Where is he?!
[ PHONE CHIMES ]
[ GASPS ]
He's in Paris?
London?
New Jersey?
Oh, he's at the travel agent's
by the fountain!
Come on!
I wish for a world in which
everyone can live together
in peace and harmony.
[ GASPS ]
Don't worry, kid!
I'll rescue that coin!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ DELIBES' "FLOWER DUET"
PLAYING ]
How is he doing that?
And why?
Be more careful next time,
big guy.
Uh...
thanks.
I guess that means
no world peace.
[ PANTING ]
Where did he go?!
[ CHIMES ]
The parking lot!
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ]
♪ Work it, work it ♪
♪ Put your back into it now ♪
♪ I'm gonna
make that body work ♪
♪ Make that body work... ♪
Hey, buddy, where ya going
with my tires?!
Hey, stop!
That guy has to be stopped!
I mean, his abs are phenomenal,
but he has got to be stopped!
MAN: We have a fire on
West Elmore Boulevard.
Wait, there's a guy,
he's taking the hose.
Sir, he's... he's posing with
the hose. Sir, sir?!
Uh, maybe it's not him.
Look at the size of
those biceps!
Yeah, it's definitely him.
Sir, for pity's sake, I need
the hose to put out the fire!
There might be people in there!
He stole my helmet!
[ GROWLS ]
You join us here as our brave
fire department
are prevented from doing their
job by a local jerk.
[ SIREN WAILS ]
Sir, stop posing with the fire
hose, or I'll have to use this!
[ SHUTTER CLICKS ]
I warned you!
[ GRUNTS ]
Oh, my gosh!
It's just making his abs
more defined.
Magnificent!
Everything we try just makes
him more beautiful.
You'd feel so safe
in those arms.
Dad, stop!
You're taking this too far!
You've become vain! Remember
what's important to you!
What means more to you than
anything else?
Yes, remember your family!
No, food!
Remember food!
Remember food!
[ "REMEMBER FOOD" ECHOING ]
[ GASPS ]
[ MUNCHING ]
[ PANTING ]
[ NEWS JINGLE PLAYS ]
You join us here as a local hero
has put out a house fire
without the aid of our useless
fire department.
Who needs firemen anyway?
I'm sorry, kids.
I guess I went a bit too far.
Let me make it up to you.
Who wants pizza?
And after that,
we can go for Mexican.
And after that,
we can go for Chinese.
Oh, and we should get a burrito,
too, and maybe some ice cream.
You know what? I could also
really go for a taco right now.
There's this place I know where
they toast the tacos first,
then maybe a burger.
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan